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Could you hand me my shirt,
baby girl? I oughta get going.
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Come on. Stay a little longer.
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What about round two?
- You for real?
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What?
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You all outta mojo?
- Hell, you tryin' to kill me, woman?
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Don't you want to stay with me?
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You know it, baby girl. But
the goats need lovin', too.
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Folks don't call me
Goat Peter for nothing.
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Very funny.
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There you go.
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Hey.
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Heidi!
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You've been visiting
Goat Peter again!
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And how was your day?
- Look.
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That boy is trouble, I'm telling you.
- Here we go again.
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Boys his age, they got
one thing on their mind.
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So you just stay away from
him before you get hurt.
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I know, but I just so
happen to like him a lot.
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And I'm old enough to
make my own decisions.
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You know, I only want
what's best for you.
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You're all I have.
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Can we just eat, Grandfather?
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They say he's involved
in some shady business.
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They? Who's they?
- In the village!
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How about trusting your own
granddaughter's judgment
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instead of some old hag's gossip?
- Heidi!
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You know what? I'm
not hungry anymore.
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Goat Peter and I love each
other. And that's that.
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My dear, dear Heidi.
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If only you knew.
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You the guy?
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I'm the guy, alright.
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Straight to
business. I like it.
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Rich, creamy,
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smooth texture,
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exquisite taste.
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This goat cheese is
truly out of this world.
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Nothing like the crap they
used to sell in the cities.
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So it's true what
they say about you.
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Happy goats...
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make happy cheese.
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Grüezi, Swiss citizens.
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This is a special message
from our Very Swiss Leader.
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Today's topic: Nutrition
and patriotism.
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What could be better
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than delicious, cheesy,
traditional Swiss home cooking?
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Thanks, honey. Smells delicious.
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And what could be worse than
someone who doesn't eat it?
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Lactose intolerance is
a threat from within.
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One that will smother the Swiss way
of life if we allow it to continue.
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Whenever you observe anyone acting
suspiciously lactose intolerant,
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call 1-800-LACTOSE!
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I'm doing my part.
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Your colleague.
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I'm doing my part.
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Or your girlfriend.
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I'm doing my part.
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Are you doing your part?
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Keep Switzerland free
of lactose intolerance!
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Call 1-800-LACTOSE!
Anonymity guaranteed.
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This message is brought to
you by Meili's Cheese Co.
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I look fantastisch.
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Good work, Gutzweiler!
- Thank you, my Very Swiss Leader.
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I'm very proud of the results.
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It could definitely use
some sexy girls, though.
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Okay. That is enough praise for
today. Anything else you have for me?
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Good news, sir. The French.
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They are ready to agree
to our export terms.
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But...
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My Very Swiss Leader.
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I am...
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You are one minute
and 52 seconds late.
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This is not Swaziland.
This is Switzerland!
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My sincere apologies.
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Apologies?
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You are hereby relieved
of your duties. Guards!
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Anyway. Where were we?
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The French, sir.
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They insist on sending a
delegation of food inspectors
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to see if we meet their standards
before they make a final decision.
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You know the French.
They love their cheese.
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Those Brie-eating bastards want
to lecture me about cheese?
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Who do they think they are?
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Maybe I should invite them to
the National Day celebration.
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So... how is the Ultra
Swiss cheese coming along?
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Ah, very good, sir. I think you will
be very pleased with the results.
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Good.
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First France...
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and then...
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the world!
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I heard someone ordered fondue.
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Oh, I love the smell of
cheese in the morning.
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That wasn't so bad, now, was it?
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Please.
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No more cheese.
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I can't take it.
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I am lactose intolerant.
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Of course you are.
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You filthy foreign fuck!
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Well, who is your supplier?
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His name is G...
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G... G... G...
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G... G... G... G... G... G...
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Goat Peter.
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And where can we
find this Goat Peter?
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The Alps.
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The village above Davos.
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Tomorrow. Please.
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I told you what
you want to know.
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You promised to let me go.
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I did. But first...
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How about some
chocolate for dessert?
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Goat Peter!
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There you go.
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Wait here. I'll be right back.
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I love you, Goat Peter.
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I love you too, baby girl.
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Definitely our goat fucker.
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This man has been charged
with the production,
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sales and distribution of
illegal dairy products.
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Let this be a lesson to you all.
Traitors get what they deserve.
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Noooooo!
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And who might you be?
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Take her away!
- Come with us!
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Meili's gonna love this one.
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Don't let her get away. Quick!
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See, what did I tell you? They've
been down to the village again.
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Just wait 'til I give
him a piece of my mind.
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Grandfather!
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Did you really think you
could get away from me?
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Leave the girl alone.
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Mind your own business, old man.
It's better for your health.
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I said... leave
her alone, Knorr!
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Or I'll blow your
fucking head off.
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Wait a minute. Alpöhi?
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Is it really you?
- You better believe it.
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Get on your merry way and
forget you ever saw the girl!
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She's yours? This just keeps
getting better and better.
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Final warning!
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Your pathetic rebellion
failed a long time ago.
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Grandfather!
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Don't bother.
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It's pointless.
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Where are they taking us?
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I don't know.
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My name is Klara.
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What's yours?
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Fräulein Rottweiler.
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This is the one.
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I'm rather unimpressed.
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Meili is gonna love
her. You'll see.
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Is that so?
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Lutz!
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You are now property
of the Fatherland.
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Welcome to Camp Alpenblick!
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Next.
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Next.
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Next.
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Well...
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Open up.
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As suspected.
Lactose intolerant.
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Guards!
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Never mind that one.
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Good. Next.
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Well, hello.
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Open!
- I'm fine, thank you very much.
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Don't worry. You're
in good hands.
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I see. Spirited,
aren't you, huh?
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I could do this all day
long. What about you?
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Watch out.
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The way you were resisting, I was
certain that you would be intolerant.
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Oh. Fresh meat.
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Just ignore them.
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This is Rosie.
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She's all bite and no bark.
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Me and you, we're going to
have a real good time together.
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Quiet in there!
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Lights out!
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I'm gonna make them pay.
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I promise you.
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I'm scared. Aren't you?
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I gotta get out of here.
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We gotta get out of here. We
gotta come up with something.
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Klara, you hear me?
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We need to stick together.
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Even if we managed to
sneak past the guards,
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how would we make
it out of here?
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I mean... We don't
even know where we are.
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We'll find a way.
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We have to.
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Quiet!
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Good night, Klara.
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Good night.
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Good morning, ladies.
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Good morning,
Fräulein Rottweiler!
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Congratulations,
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new arrivals.
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You are the chosen ones!
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As you all know...
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Schwingen, also known
as Alpine Wrestling,
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is our nation's
most popular sport.
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Today you begin your training!
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Lutz!
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As there are some newbies here,
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we'll start with the basics.
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You!
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And you.
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Into the ring!
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We start with the basic
moves of Schwingen!
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The "kurz" is the most commonly
used grip on the Schwing court.
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Go!
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Enough! You're going to kill her!
- Alright!
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Get back in line!
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Let's see if there's some talent
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behind that big mouth of yours.
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You.
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The next move is
the "wyberhaagge".
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Not only because of its name,
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it is one of the more
spectacular swings.
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I told you we're gonna have fun.
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Found any fishes down
there? No? Check again!
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Attention! Stand straight.
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You, you, you. Out!
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We'll continue the swimming
lessons tomorrow, Bambi.
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I present to you our Very
Swiss Leader, President Meili.
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Oh. That is what it's like.
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Not too shabby at all. I'm
starting to like this place.
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Anyway. Knorrli!
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It's Kommandant Knorr!
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That's the one.
Maienfeld, Adelheid.
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24 years old.
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Granddaughter of Alpöhi.
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Recently deceased. I took
care of that personally...
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Ooh! Quite the lively one.
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I like that look on your face.
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That starry-eyed cluelessness
one only find in the Alps.
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Perfect.
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I am positively surprised,
Kommandant Knorr.
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I did not expect that from you.
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Anyway, I have got important things to
do. Cow business, if you know what I mean.
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The girl.
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I want her to be the main attraction.
This'll be the best Schwing fest in years.
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Of course, sir, I have...
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I've had it with cheese.
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Isn't there anything else?
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Oh, let me check.
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Oh, no. Just cheese.
Take it or leave it.
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All prisoners pick
up your meals.
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What's the problem, Bambi?
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I'm not eating that crap.
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Ooh. Are you suddenly
lactose intolerant?
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Stuff your fat faces with
that garbage all you want.
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I'd rather starve to death
than end up as one of you.
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Leave her alone!
Leave her alone!
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Anyone else wants some?
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And these two...
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Take 'em away!
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How the hell did she
get that in here?
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I have had it with your
sloppy strip searches.
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I expect better.
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Yes, ma'am, Fräulein Rottweiler.
263
00:34:13,129 --> 00:34:16,129
Oh, is that how you
want to play it?
264
00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:18,213
Very well!
265
00:34:18,546 --> 00:34:23,046
In just a few days, you'll be on
your knees, begging for cheese.
266
00:35:00,379 --> 00:35:04,504
In Switzerland, in
Switzerland In Switzerland...
267
00:35:35,629 --> 00:35:37,713
What a pain in the ass!
268
00:35:39,254 --> 00:35:41,713
Woof, woof, woof.
269
00:35:41,879 --> 00:35:43,379
Pugsie!
270
00:35:43,546 --> 00:35:45,421
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
271
00:35:45,588 --> 00:35:48,129
You truly are insatiable, hm?
272
00:35:48,533 --> 00:35:49,889
Woof, woof, woof, woof.
273
00:35:49,914 --> 00:35:51,695
Very well.
274
00:36:17,463 --> 00:36:19,004
Smell that?
275
00:36:19,171 --> 00:36:23,046
All the delicious cheese.
276
00:36:33,838 --> 00:36:35,588
Till tomorrow!
277
00:36:48,010 --> 00:36:51,176
You've been visiting
Goat Peter again.
278
00:36:51,201 --> 00:36:54,368
Lunch is getting cold.
279
00:37:00,088 --> 00:37:01,921
Smell that?
280
00:37:02,254 --> 00:37:04,463
I love you, too, baby girl.
281
00:37:04,629 --> 00:37:06,057
Delicious cheese...
282
00:37:06,082 --> 00:37:07,455
What are you staring at?
283
00:37:07,629 --> 00:37:08,754
Delicious cheese.
284
00:37:09,088 --> 00:37:10,838
Lunch is getting cold.
285
00:37:11,754 --> 00:37:13,546
Don't you want some?
286
00:37:31,879 --> 00:37:33,629
Grandfather?
287
00:37:57,702 --> 00:37:58,910
For fuck's sake!
288
00:37:59,519 --> 00:38:01,936
I should have you all arrested.
289
00:38:03,379 --> 00:38:06,171
I'm sure it's just a...
- Matter of logistics.
290
00:38:06,338 --> 00:38:10,838
That is what you told me the last time.
Yet here we are, you've nothing to show.
291
00:38:12,129 --> 00:38:14,004
Some more milk.
292
00:38:22,377 --> 00:38:24,171
My Very Swiss Leader,
293
00:38:24,196 --> 00:38:27,963
I promise you, your
new Ultra Swiss cheese
294
00:38:28,129 --> 00:38:31,713
will be ready in time
for Swiss National Day.
295
00:38:33,004 --> 00:38:34,546
It better be
296
00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:38,171
because you are hanging
on a really thin thread,
297
00:38:38,205 --> 00:38:39,588
Schwitzgebel!
298
00:38:41,439 --> 00:38:43,296
Speaking of Swiss
National Day...
299
00:38:43,963 --> 00:38:46,879
How is the mountain girl doing?
- Oh...
300
00:38:48,171 --> 00:38:51,338
Very promising. You were
right to choose her.
301
00:38:51,768 --> 00:38:56,754
Good. You would not disappoint
me, would you, Knorrli?
302
00:38:57,921 --> 00:39:00,588
I wouldn't dare,
sir. You know me.
303
00:39:03,213 --> 00:39:04,838
I do indeed.
304
00:39:07,111 --> 00:39:08,671
Gentlemen.
305
00:39:10,463 --> 00:39:14,296
To world domination!
- To world domination!
306
00:39:26,379 --> 00:39:27,796
Rottweiler.
307
00:39:27,963 --> 00:39:31,004
Finally! Meili is
getting impatient.
308
00:39:31,171 --> 00:39:35,254
If the girl doesn't deliver at the
fest, he'll have our heads on a platter.
309
00:39:36,338 --> 00:39:39,463
You are giving me
orders, Pugsie?
310
00:39:39,488 --> 00:39:40,947
Damn right I am.
311
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:45,421
That almost sounds like you
are questioning my abilities.
312
00:39:45,588 --> 00:39:47,588
I don't care how you do it.
313
00:39:47,754 --> 00:39:49,796
Just make it happen!
314
00:39:59,002 --> 00:40:00,460
You know...
315
00:40:00,730 --> 00:40:02,480
I'm so glad...
316
00:40:04,076 --> 00:40:05,701
that you didn't listen.
317
00:40:09,152 --> 00:40:10,694
Because...
318
00:40:11,213 --> 00:40:12,838
I'm going to enjoy this...
319
00:40:13,588 --> 00:40:15,504
very much.
320
00:40:19,861 --> 00:40:21,760
It's party time, bitch.
321
00:41:05,879 --> 00:41:09,046
I think she's had enough.
322
00:41:09,071 --> 00:41:11,904
Give us a minute, will you?
323
00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:25,171
You know... I'm not as
bad as you think I am.
324
00:41:26,171 --> 00:41:30,463
I really do care about my
girls, especially you, Heidi.
325
00:41:30,629 --> 00:41:33,088
I only want what's best for you.
326
00:41:34,588 --> 00:41:39,088
Sometimes that requires a
little bit of tough love.
327
00:41:39,421 --> 00:41:42,629
But tough love is still love.
328
00:41:42,796 --> 00:41:44,629
Wouldn't you agree?
329
00:41:46,129 --> 00:41:50,171
Anyway. I've got you
a little something...
330
00:41:50,838 --> 00:41:52,129
to cheer you up.
331
00:42:00,616 --> 00:42:05,074
Now how about you have a
little something to eat? Hmm?
332
00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:07,707
What do you say?
333
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,453
Such a good girl.
334
00:42:38,561 --> 00:42:40,728
I'm not a good girl anymore.
335
00:42:51,594 --> 00:42:52,754
Time to leave.
336
00:42:56,588 --> 00:42:58,754
Why?
- I got keys.
337
00:42:58,986 --> 00:42:59,986
Cheese?
338
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:03,296
No, keys! We can finally
get the hell out of here!
339
00:43:03,519 --> 00:43:06,019
But it's going to
be breakfast soon.
340
00:43:06,504 --> 00:43:07,963
Wait, what?
341
00:43:08,449 --> 00:43:11,033
What the hell are you on
about? We gotta hurry.
342
00:43:11,754 --> 00:43:13,508
I need my daily cheese
343
00:43:13,533 --> 00:43:16,594
so I can be big and strong...
344
00:43:16,619 --> 00:43:21,195
and become Switzerland's next top
Schwinger for our Very Swiss Leader.
345
00:43:21,541 --> 00:43:23,999
For fuck's sake,
Klara, snap out of it!
346
00:43:28,012 --> 00:43:29,221
Fuck!
347
00:43:34,095 --> 00:43:36,761
Goddamn it, Klara, get
up! I can't do this alone!
348
00:43:37,684 --> 00:43:39,143
I'm leaving.
349
00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:42,445
I'll fix this. I promise.
350
00:44:04,030 --> 00:44:05,530
Ruthli!
351
00:44:57,129 --> 00:44:58,671
This way!
352
00:45:24,533 --> 00:45:28,241
There's nowhere for
you to run, Heidi.
353
00:45:29,671 --> 00:45:32,879
Unless you want to join
the rest of your family.
354
00:45:34,629 --> 00:45:35,879
What?
355
00:45:41,254 --> 00:45:43,588
Your grandfather never told you?
356
00:45:44,713 --> 00:45:48,504
I made sure your parents
got what they deserve.
357
00:45:49,296 --> 00:45:51,879
And now it's your turn.
358
00:45:52,046 --> 00:45:55,171
It would be my
pleasure to reunite you
359
00:45:55,504 --> 00:45:58,754
and to once again see
that look on a face I saw
360
00:45:58,921 --> 00:46:04,463
when I drained the life out of your
whore mother and your deadbeat dad.
361
00:46:05,713 --> 00:46:09,088
All your sheltered
life in the mountains
362
00:46:09,254 --> 00:46:12,421
still led your
right into my arms.
363
00:46:12,588 --> 00:46:15,921
You know, personally, I
couldn't give a rat's ass
364
00:46:16,254 --> 00:46:19,254
how much Meili wants
you at his Schwing fest.
365
00:46:21,046 --> 00:46:23,588
So, which will it be?
366
00:46:32,088 --> 00:46:34,671
You do not control my destiny.
367
00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:41,296
God damn her!
368
00:47:02,810 --> 00:47:05,796
Knorrli, I did not
expect you here today.
369
00:47:05,821 --> 00:47:10,446
I've got some unfortunate news that
I wanted to tell you in person, sir.
370
00:47:12,629 --> 00:47:14,629
It's the mountain girl, Heidi.
371
00:47:16,504 --> 00:47:18,463
Get to the point. I
haven't got all day.
372
00:47:20,463 --> 00:47:22,129
She's dead.
373
00:47:23,088 --> 00:47:24,421
She's what?
374
00:47:25,088 --> 00:47:26,713
Killed herself.
375
00:47:28,004 --> 00:47:30,046
Un-fucking-believable!
376
00:47:31,504 --> 00:47:34,546
How could you let this
happen? You incompetent fuck!
377
00:47:34,605 --> 00:47:37,980
How hard can it be,
guarding a fucking girl?
378
00:47:38,005 --> 00:47:40,879
We couldn't...
- Shut the fuck up!
379
00:47:41,225 --> 00:47:43,308
We will deal with this later.
380
00:50:03,968 --> 00:50:09,254
My Very Swiss Leader, it's a great honor
to show you the culmination of my work:
381
00:50:09,588 --> 00:50:10,671
Meili's
382
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:11,840
Ultra
383
00:50:11,907 --> 00:50:12,907
Swiss.
384
00:50:14,046 --> 00:50:17,713
None of this would be possible
without your brilliant plan
385
00:50:17,879 --> 00:50:20,921
for the future of Switz...
- Blow that smoke up your own ass.
386
00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:25,327
Are we going to see results or not?
- Of course, my Very Swiss Leader.
387
00:50:31,525 --> 00:50:33,025
Oh, hello there.
388
00:50:33,754 --> 00:50:35,254
Cheesemaster.
389
00:50:36,499 --> 00:50:40,588
I managed to increase
the lactose proportion
390
00:50:40,613 --> 00:50:44,713
to no less than 88%.
391
00:50:45,504 --> 00:50:47,004
With this new formula,
392
00:50:47,056 --> 00:50:51,097
we can not only reach peak muscle
mass upon short term consumption,
393
00:50:51,122 --> 00:50:54,479
but also peak
cerebral softening,
394
00:50:54,504 --> 00:50:57,546
which will result in near
total lack of linguistic skills
395
00:50:57,589 --> 00:51:00,247
and renders the consumer
396
00:51:00,272 --> 00:51:02,879
unconditionally obedient.
397
00:51:06,713 --> 00:51:10,161
Good God, spare me the
scientific mumbo jumbo!
398
00:51:10,504 --> 00:51:13,254
Try speaking like a
normal person for once.
399
00:51:13,421 --> 00:51:15,598
Well, as you would put it, sir,
400
00:51:15,921 --> 00:51:18,463
it's going to make
everyone dumb as fuck.
401
00:51:18,580 --> 00:51:22,163
Talk is cheap. Show me!
- Of course, my Very Swiss Leader.
402
00:51:23,296 --> 00:51:27,879
Kari here will have the honor
to sample the new Ultra Swiss.
403
00:51:38,254 --> 00:51:40,671
Oh...
- Go ahead, Kari.
404
00:51:49,046 --> 00:51:51,338
Unbelievably delicious.
405
00:51:52,838 --> 00:51:55,004
Best I've ever eaten.
406
00:51:59,046 --> 00:52:00,921
Well, don't stop now.
407
00:52:01,088 --> 00:52:03,129
It's... But it's...
408
00:52:05,559 --> 00:52:06,851
It's...
409
00:52:07,463 --> 00:52:08,588
It's what?
410
00:52:10,557 --> 00:52:11,598
Come on, spill it!
411
00:52:12,948 --> 00:52:14,948
Cerebral softening, sir.
412
00:52:16,694 --> 00:52:18,361
You also said obedience.
413
00:52:19,129 --> 00:52:20,653
I did indeed. Try it.
414
00:52:23,379 --> 00:52:24,754
Stand straight.
415
00:52:32,714 --> 00:52:34,183
Show me how strong you are.
416
00:52:38,879 --> 00:52:42,254
What, what, what, what? No!
417
00:52:44,963 --> 00:52:47,588
M... Meili! Do something!
- Not him, you idiot!
418
00:53:07,879 --> 00:53:10,879
Sir, I... I'm terribly sorry.
419
00:53:10,904 --> 00:53:12,862
I promise you, I...
- I...
420
00:53:16,713 --> 00:53:18,213
love it!
421
00:53:19,504 --> 00:53:21,921
You crazy genius!
422
00:53:23,338 --> 00:53:27,046
You've created the perfect
Swiss super soldier!
423
00:53:38,338 --> 00:53:42,588
I guess the position for
propaganda minister just opened up.
424
00:53:48,316 --> 00:53:51,066
Sir. You can't be serious.
425
00:53:51,150 --> 00:53:53,569
This thing is supposed
to be a soldier?
426
00:53:53,594 --> 00:53:55,803
I don't see how...
- Of course you don't.
427
00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:59,713
You and your soldiers can't
even handle a little girl.
428
00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:03,254
The future is now, old man!
429
00:54:06,087 --> 00:54:08,764
Produce as much
of it as you can!
430
00:54:09,639 --> 00:54:12,306
Of course, my Very Swiss Leader.
431
00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:26,338
You may leave
whenever you please.
432
00:54:26,363 --> 00:54:28,821
The weapons, they stay.
433
00:54:48,546 --> 00:54:52,754
I am Helvetia, Guardian
of the Motherland.
434
00:54:53,041 --> 00:54:56,374
Lust for vengeance flows
through your veins.
435
00:54:57,087 --> 00:54:59,962
Many things you shall
learn, young cub.
436
00:55:12,421 --> 00:55:13,588
Forget joy,
437
00:55:13,921 --> 00:55:15,231
forget sorrow,
438
00:55:15,256 --> 00:55:18,296
forget love, forget hate.
439
00:55:18,355 --> 00:55:20,897
Follow the whispering leaves
440
00:55:20,922 --> 00:55:24,297
and the call of
the mountain goat.
441
00:55:33,004 --> 00:55:36,421
Meili's blood's gonna boil
when he sees that one.
442
00:55:38,108 --> 00:55:40,816
I hope he gets a
motherfucking heart attack.
443
00:55:45,129 --> 00:55:47,713
Easy now! It's only me.
444
00:55:49,213 --> 00:55:50,838
Alpöhi?
445
00:55:54,754 --> 00:55:59,754
You got some nerve showing up on
my doorstep after all these years.
446
00:56:03,838 --> 00:56:05,588
Knorr killed your boy.
447
00:56:07,092 --> 00:56:09,384
What the hell you talkin' about?
448
00:56:11,838 --> 00:56:12,879
Goat Peter?
449
00:56:17,838 --> 00:56:19,588
My beautiful boy?
450
00:56:20,119 --> 00:56:23,869
And now he's after my Heidi, so
I'm going to kill the bastard.
451
00:56:24,129 --> 00:56:26,088
And I need your help.
452
00:56:28,713 --> 00:56:33,046
You want us three old
guys to... go after Knorr,
453
00:56:34,296 --> 00:56:37,254
without even knowing where to
go, or what we're up against?
454
00:56:37,588 --> 00:56:39,338
Is this what you're saying?
455
00:56:41,379 --> 00:56:42,796
Exactly.
456
00:56:44,713 --> 00:56:46,338
Alright...
457
00:56:47,338 --> 00:56:50,671
let's go tear that
motherfucker a new asshole.
458
01:00:45,510 --> 01:00:49,921
I knew I'd find you in here. As
predictable as a good old Swiss watch.
459
01:00:50,338 --> 01:00:51,713
My Very Swiss Leader.
460
01:00:51,738 --> 01:00:56,613
Stop moping around, Knorrli. There's
plenty enough boots left to lick.
461
01:00:57,796 --> 01:01:00,838
You actually look pretty good
sitting behind that desk.
462
01:01:01,004 --> 01:01:04,942
Who knows, I might have to
"promote" you to prison warden.
463
01:01:04,967 --> 01:01:05,967
What?
464
01:01:05,992 --> 01:01:08,963
Relax! I'm just
fucking with you.
465
01:01:10,921 --> 01:01:15,713
Although... I did tell you to
not disappoint me, remember?
466
01:01:16,421 --> 01:01:18,088
Of course, sir.
467
01:01:18,462 --> 01:01:23,178
My staff informed me that these are
the two most promising candidates.
468
01:01:26,333 --> 01:01:27,666
That's it.
469
01:01:28,001 --> 01:01:30,209
Those two? Is this
your idea of a joke?
470
01:01:30,546 --> 01:01:35,171
They are fierce warriors and more than...
- I wanted the fucking mountain girl.
471
01:01:35,196 --> 01:01:37,904
You let her get away.
- She didn't get away.
472
01:01:37,929 --> 01:01:39,763
She died.
- Whatever, Knorrli.
473
01:01:40,379 --> 01:01:44,004
This year's fest was destined for
the history books. Now it's just...
474
01:01:44,546 --> 01:01:48,129
Sir, there is a soldier who
insists on speaking to you.
475
01:01:48,963 --> 01:01:51,629
Herr... Herr Kommandant!
476
01:01:55,004 --> 01:01:56,088
Herr Kommandant.
477
01:01:57,296 --> 01:01:59,796
Our patrol was attacked.
478
01:02:00,963 --> 01:02:03,171
We didn't stand a chance.
479
01:02:03,832 --> 01:02:07,166
Get a grip on yourself,
soldier. Now what happened?
480
01:02:07,379 --> 01:02:10,713
We were... just finishing lunch.
481
01:02:11,725 --> 01:02:14,506
Suddenly there was this noise.
482
01:02:34,162 --> 01:02:35,699
That's not a weapon.
483
01:02:39,330 --> 01:02:40,913
This is.
484
01:02:40,938 --> 01:02:44,963
She... She left me alive
to give you a message.
485
01:02:45,332 --> 01:02:46,749
She?
486
01:02:47,296 --> 01:02:48,525
She said...
487
01:02:48,941 --> 01:02:50,727
Death to the Fatherland!
488
01:03:00,046 --> 01:03:01,713
Knorrli!
489
01:03:04,129 --> 01:03:06,213
Are you telling me she did this?
490
01:03:07,629 --> 01:03:09,671
The fucking mountain girl?
491
01:03:09,838 --> 01:03:12,254
Not only is she not dead,
492
01:03:12,588 --> 01:03:15,421
she's also massacring
your goddamn soldiers?
493
01:03:16,254 --> 01:03:19,254
This is your last
goddamn chance.
494
01:03:19,838 --> 01:03:21,379
You better fucking fix this!
495
01:03:31,963 --> 01:03:34,213
Summon the Neutralizer.
496
01:03:54,796 --> 01:03:57,004
I'm out of ink.
497
01:03:58,004 --> 01:04:00,713
Just take the ink pad
from the other stamp.
498
01:04:01,254 --> 01:04:03,171
What other stamp?
499
01:04:21,663 --> 01:04:23,080
Right away.
500
01:04:44,629 --> 01:04:48,046
Long live our Very Swiss Leader.
- Alright, fuck off!
501
01:04:57,338 --> 01:04:58,879
Got you, fucker!
502
01:05:08,879 --> 01:05:11,338
Right. This should
be the last one.
503
01:05:12,046 --> 01:05:14,296
Time for a break.
- Well, well, well...
504
01:05:14,986 --> 01:05:17,569
Something's yodeling
in my pants.
505
01:05:19,463 --> 01:05:23,046
I wouldn't push her off
my bed, that's for sure.
506
01:05:26,046 --> 01:05:28,879
I heard she took
down an entire squad.
507
01:05:29,213 --> 01:05:31,713
I wish I could be
the one to find her.
508
01:05:32,379 --> 01:05:36,921
I'd teach her some real good
manners, if you know what I mean.
509
01:05:37,762 --> 01:05:41,483
That's some real big talk
for such puny little boys.
510
01:05:41,546 --> 01:05:44,504
Ha! It's my lucky day!
511
01:05:46,463 --> 01:05:48,004
Yodel me this!
512
01:06:16,486 --> 01:06:19,277
Now that's what I
call a swan song.
513
01:06:24,717 --> 01:06:27,592
You're coming with me!
514
01:06:31,963 --> 01:06:33,811
What the fuck are
you supposed to be?
515
01:07:14,621 --> 01:07:16,205
Bonjour, gentlemen.
516
01:07:17,004 --> 01:07:20,754
It is my great honor to welcome you
to our National Day festivities.
517
01:07:20,779 --> 01:07:24,529
Bonjour, monsieur le president, on
behalf of myself and my colleagues,
518
01:07:24,611 --> 01:07:29,069
let me extend our sincere appreciation
for inviting us to this event.
519
01:07:31,975 --> 01:07:36,280
Mon pleasure. It is a great opportunity
to celebrate the dawn of a new era.
520
01:07:39,713 --> 01:07:41,796
But for now, relax, eat.
521
01:07:42,129 --> 01:07:44,213
We will discuss business later.
522
01:07:45,921 --> 01:07:47,879
Super. Splendid.
- Excellent.
523
01:07:51,691 --> 01:07:53,816
Ladies and gentlemen,
524
01:07:54,619 --> 01:07:56,910
give it up to our...
525
01:07:56,935 --> 01:08:00,676
Very Swiss Leader,
President Meili!
526
01:08:04,652 --> 01:08:08,069
Happy Swiss National
Day, dear citizens.
527
01:08:09,338 --> 01:08:15,296
Today we shall celebrate 20
years of Switzerland's new order!
528
01:08:16,889 --> 01:08:18,847
The Meili era!
529
01:08:20,447 --> 01:08:22,113
Not even the sky
shall be the limit...
530
01:08:22,138 --> 01:08:23,838
Hey, Klara!
531
01:08:27,713 --> 01:08:29,421
Ladies and gentlemen!
532
01:08:30,629 --> 01:08:35,504
I now present you the first
Schwing fight of today.
533
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:37,588
Klara!
534
01:08:39,963 --> 01:08:41,088
Versus...
535
01:08:41,113 --> 01:08:44,166
Rosie and Flora!
536
01:09:02,147 --> 01:09:04,947
Let the festivities begin!
537
01:09:27,601 --> 01:09:28,934
Yeah!
538
01:09:39,129 --> 01:09:42,296
And now, ladies and
gentlemen, allow me to present
539
01:09:42,321 --> 01:09:44,321
today's main attraction.
540
01:09:44,629 --> 01:09:47,296
A traitor to her own country.
541
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:50,230
The rebel spawn: Heeidiii!
542
01:09:52,796 --> 01:09:54,900
To honor this special occasion,
543
01:09:54,925 --> 01:10:01,088
this fight will be carried out using
only traditional Swiss weapons.
544
01:10:27,838 --> 01:10:30,796
Guys! We don't have to do this.
545
01:10:31,275 --> 01:10:33,650
Shut up and fight, traitor!
546
01:10:50,721 --> 01:10:52,923
Look what you made me do, bitch!
547
01:11:07,588 --> 01:11:09,796
Do it!
- Don't you see?
548
01:11:09,963 --> 01:11:13,713
We're in this together, for fuck's
sake. I am not the enemy. They are.
549
01:11:17,616 --> 01:11:19,491
Faster, pussycat.
550
01:11:19,516 --> 01:11:22,641
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
551
01:11:22,944 --> 01:11:26,402
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
552
01:11:27,056 --> 01:11:28,931
What is she waiting for?
553
01:11:29,178 --> 01:11:31,261
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
554
01:11:31,775 --> 01:11:36,441
Just fucking do it, mountain girl! It's
not like I've ever been nice to you!
555
01:11:36,949 --> 01:11:38,574
Alright, enough of this!
556
01:11:50,796 --> 01:11:53,921
It's time to wake up, people!
557
01:11:55,553 --> 01:11:57,470
Look at yourselves!
558
01:11:57,988 --> 01:12:01,191
You're blindly following
Meili and his crooks!
559
01:12:02,212 --> 01:12:04,785
All that cheese clogged
your brain cells.
560
01:12:05,046 --> 01:12:07,171
What about your dignity?
561
01:12:07,504 --> 01:12:10,004
Your fucking freedom?
562
01:12:10,332 --> 01:12:15,213
Don't you remember how things
were before? The lives you lived.
563
01:12:16,387 --> 01:12:18,221
The ones you loved?
564
01:12:19,379 --> 01:12:21,504
All of that is gone now,
565
01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:26,296
replaced by the shallow
vision of a spoilt man-child!
566
01:12:28,921 --> 01:12:30,629
Is that really what you want?
567
01:12:36,129 --> 01:12:39,629
Oh, for fuck's sake,
people, wake up!
568
01:12:40,671 --> 01:12:43,463
What are you gonna do
now, mountain girl?
569
01:12:44,731 --> 01:12:48,238
I'm coming for you!
You fucking bastard!
570
01:12:49,652 --> 01:12:52,444
All part of the show.
All part of the show.
571
01:12:54,254 --> 01:12:56,171
Do something, Knorrli!
572
01:12:57,629 --> 01:12:59,379
Send him in!
573
01:14:02,376 --> 01:14:04,334
Say goodbye to your
little friends.
574
01:15:09,936 --> 01:15:12,394
We're in this
together, remember?
575
01:15:59,254 --> 01:16:02,171
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
576
01:16:25,796 --> 01:16:27,629
Are you happy now?
577
01:16:30,296 --> 01:16:33,546
Heidi! Heidi!
Heidi! Heidi! Heidi!
578
01:16:35,504 --> 01:16:38,421
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
gentlemen...
579
01:16:38,446 --> 01:16:40,862
it's time for the factory tour.
580
01:16:41,171 --> 01:16:44,754
Monsieur le president, we cannot
leave now! This Heidi is amazing!
581
01:16:44,779 --> 01:16:47,779
My heart is melting like
butter on a baguette!
582
01:16:47,804 --> 01:16:53,033
Forget about her. The real highlight
is yet to come! Now please, follow me!
583
01:16:53,058 --> 01:16:55,350
Heidi! Heidi! Heidi!
584
01:17:06,421 --> 01:17:08,088
Heidi! Heidi! Heidi!
585
01:17:30,936 --> 01:17:34,936
There is no escaping
fate. No escaping me.
586
01:17:36,254 --> 01:17:38,546
You know, given
the circumstances,
587
01:17:38,879 --> 01:17:42,379
I'd say we've actually had
quite some fun together.
588
01:17:43,046 --> 01:17:44,921
Don't you think so?
589
01:17:45,504 --> 01:17:49,463
But as you know, all good
things must come to an end.
590
01:17:49,488 --> 01:17:50,863
I'm not done with you.
591
01:17:54,546 --> 01:17:55,546
Citizens,
592
01:17:55,879 --> 01:17:59,296
behold the fate that
awaits a traitor.
593
01:18:02,213 --> 01:18:05,338
Say hello to your rotten family
594
01:18:05,671 --> 01:18:08,171
when you join them in hell!
595
01:18:11,588 --> 01:18:13,838
Oh, not again!
596
01:18:25,796 --> 01:18:26,965
Shoot them!
597
01:19:07,796 --> 01:19:10,421
You fucked with the wrong Heidi!
598
01:19:12,525 --> 01:19:15,275
This is for Goat Peter and
all the people of Switzerland
599
01:19:15,300 --> 01:19:17,056
you deprived of their freedom.
600
01:19:17,361 --> 01:19:20,907
Boo-hoo! My heart is bleeding.
601
01:19:21,053 --> 01:19:22,803
You're goddamn right it is.
602
01:19:28,564 --> 01:19:30,730
Death to the Fatherland!
603
01:19:30,853 --> 01:19:32,046
Fuck you!
604
01:19:52,504 --> 01:19:54,379
Long live the Motherland!
605
01:20:01,296 --> 01:20:02,296
Heidi!
606
01:20:02,527 --> 01:20:03,527
Grandfather!
607
01:20:05,061 --> 01:20:08,673
How could you lie to me about my parents?
- Heidi, I didn't...
608
01:20:11,470 --> 01:20:13,553
I thought you were dead.
609
01:20:14,713 --> 01:20:19,254
I hate to interrupt the family
reunion, but we're not done here.
610
01:20:23,963 --> 01:20:25,171
Shit!
611
01:20:25,418 --> 01:20:26,627
Klara!
612
01:20:27,054 --> 01:20:28,346
He...
613
01:20:28,921 --> 01:20:31,463
He ran into the tunnel.
614
01:20:31,892 --> 01:20:34,392
He... Meili!
615
01:20:43,421 --> 01:20:44,963
Voilà!
616
01:20:44,988 --> 01:20:48,390
Monsieur Meili,
you are a genius.
617
01:20:48,415 --> 01:20:51,332
What you have achieved
here is truly magnifique.
618
01:20:51,357 --> 01:20:52,941
C'est mon pleasure.
619
01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:55,831
Mr. President.
620
01:21:02,012 --> 01:21:04,929
Is there a problem, monsieur Meili?
- Oui.
621
01:21:04,954 --> 01:21:06,496
Non! Non! Non!
622
01:21:08,205 --> 01:21:11,538
Let us celebrate
this historic moment.
623
01:21:13,463 --> 01:21:15,963
It is a tradition
here in Switzerland
624
01:21:15,988 --> 01:21:19,382
to have a cheese dessert
after signing a contract.
625
01:21:19,784 --> 01:21:21,159
Schwitzgebel!
626
01:21:21,918 --> 01:21:26,210
I'm proud to present to you the
latest creation from our gourmet line.
627
01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:29,009
Bon appetit, monsieurs!
628
01:21:38,085 --> 01:21:39,585
Formidable!
629
01:21:50,004 --> 01:21:51,004
Holy cow!
630
01:21:51,504 --> 01:21:53,213
Those sick fucks!
631
01:21:53,449 --> 01:21:57,296
Impressive, isn't it? I
call them the mother cows.
632
01:21:57,970 --> 01:22:01,636
The secret to our new delicious
Ultra Swiss product line.
633
01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:11,733
Soon the world will be mine!
634
01:22:12,254 --> 01:22:13,838
Not if I can help it!
635
01:22:13,944 --> 01:22:15,796
Aww, so cute!
636
01:22:16,249 --> 01:22:19,666
But it doesn't matter
what you do now anyway.
637
01:22:19,691 --> 01:22:20,866
Attack!
638
01:22:24,129 --> 01:22:25,754
Bon voyage, bitch!
639
01:22:43,323 --> 01:22:45,615
Now that's what I
call Swiss cheese!
640
01:22:53,853 --> 01:22:56,144
Where do you think you're going?
641
01:23:14,378 --> 01:23:15,753
Hit it, Ueli!
642
01:23:37,558 --> 01:23:40,255
Rest in cheese, bitch.
643
01:23:46,212 --> 01:23:47,712
Grandfather!
644
01:23:50,351 --> 01:23:53,476
Looks like the fuckers
got me this time.
645
01:24:02,923 --> 01:24:05,506
Okay, people, let's
rig this place.
646
01:24:10,444 --> 01:24:12,736
I'm sorry I lied to you, Heidi.
647
01:24:13,261 --> 01:24:18,178
I just tried to protect you.
I didn't want to lose you too.
648
01:24:20,230 --> 01:24:24,939
Just look how you've turned out.
I should never have doubted you.
649
01:24:25,379 --> 01:24:28,838
I don't care. Just
don't die, you hear?
650
01:24:30,106 --> 01:24:32,273
It's alright,
Heidi. It's alright.
651
01:24:32,580 --> 01:24:35,455
This old-timer's time is up.
652
01:24:36,175 --> 01:24:39,884
Oh, I'm turning into
one of those things!
653
01:24:41,546 --> 01:24:44,338
Ueli! Come on, let
me take care of that.
654
01:24:49,827 --> 01:24:51,202
My Heidi,
655
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:56,004
I'm so proud of you.
656
01:24:56,171 --> 01:24:57,671
Now go!
657
01:25:00,463 --> 01:25:04,754
I think I'll just stick around
here. Just for a little while.
658
01:25:09,129 --> 01:25:11,004
Goodbye, Grandfather!
659
01:25:11,421 --> 01:25:15,338
Alright! Get all the women and
let's get the hell out of here!
660
01:25:16,963 --> 01:25:19,004
Goodbye, old friend.
661
01:25:42,166 --> 01:25:44,541
The only good cheese...
662
01:25:45,254 --> 01:25:48,171
is fried cheese.
663
01:26:39,327 --> 01:26:41,410
It was my wife's, you know?
664
01:26:42,988 --> 01:26:46,613
She gave it to Goat Peter
shortly before she passed away.
665
01:26:48,186 --> 01:26:50,144
I'm glad it's yours now.
666
01:26:52,171 --> 01:26:54,713
I will always keep
it close to my heart.
667
01:26:55,721 --> 01:26:57,304
It looks good on you.
668
01:26:59,635 --> 01:27:02,885
I hope it always reminds you
of the days in the mountains
669
01:27:04,061 --> 01:27:07,603
and that it will preserve
that innocence within you.
670
01:27:11,546 --> 01:27:13,171
Let's go!
671
01:27:24,546 --> 01:27:25,671
You ready to do this?
672
01:27:26,022 --> 01:27:27,147
Fuck, yeah!
673
01:27:32,147 --> 01:27:35,855
There is no snow in Yokohama
674
01:27:36,002 --> 01:27:39,502
There are no ski
slopes on Hawaii
675
01:27:39,949 --> 01:27:42,758
In Barcelona, no
such thing as ski
676
01:27:42,796 --> 01:27:46,088
Which is why we let it be
And don't leave home at all
677
01:27:47,632 --> 01:27:50,549
There is no slalom in Acapulco
678
01:27:51,713 --> 01:27:55,088
And no downhill in Corinth
679
01:27:55,504 --> 01:27:59,296
On the Bahamas it's too hot
That's why we travel not
680
01:27:59,321 --> 01:28:02,071
And just stay put
where we are...
681
01:28:03,296 --> 01:28:04,625
Fuck!
682
01:28:04,650 --> 01:28:10,400
Our mountains, they are so
lovely So much to do and see...
683
01:28:15,588 --> 01:28:18,463
Heidi and Klara
will return in...
684
01:28:18,629 --> 01:28:21,242
"Heidi & Klara"!
684
01:28:22,305 --> 01:29:22,538
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