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♪
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MAN:
My name is Ulysses S. Thatcher.
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-Hike!
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But my friends call me Colonel.
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This billion-dollar palace...
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is Viacom-CBS Stadium.
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Home of the best thing
since sweet-buttered cornbread.
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ANNOUNCER:
He's sacked,
and the ball is loose!
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And the league's
newest franchise.
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The Vegas Fightin' Fury.
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-♪
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♪
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Vegas, baby!
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So join us for Fury Week--
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seven fun-filled days
where we get to meet Sin City
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and Sin City gets to meet us.
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PILOT:
We'll be touching down
in our home base of San Diego
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in 20 minutes.
Please prepare for landing.
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Here you are, Miss Mack.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you, baby.
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-Mama need this.
-My pleasure.
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Now, your calendar.
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Garret wants a contract update.
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Mogul Magazine
wants an interview,
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and your husband called twice.
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Okay, set up a call
with the Colonel,
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book Mogulfor next week, and
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I'll call Pookie later.
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Oh, and Malik wants to bring
a few extra friends to Vegas.
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♪
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Hmm.
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Man, I'm feeling it.
You feeling this?
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-Mmm, mmm, mmm.
-Yeah, we feeling it.
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All right, now,
this a classy event, ladies.
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Y'all got y'all degrees?
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-Yeah, she has a B.A.
in finance.
-And she has one in marketing.
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Now, y'all been vaccinated?
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Can't be bringing
no COVID on the plane.
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Fully.
Once in each cheek.
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TASHA:
Hell no.
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Okay?
Ain't no triflin'-ass tricks
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that I don't now
getting on my plane.
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That's what I told him.
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Jameela, why are you smiling
like somebody rubbed your feet?
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What?
No, it was funny.
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Oh. Damn.
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Jamila, I should've known.
What, you and Malik--
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y'all been creaming
and screaming, ain't you?
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Tasha...
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Malik and I are grown.
If we are creaming,
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then that's our business.
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Oh.
You know what, you right.
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You grown.
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And you fired.
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-Fired? Why?
-Because what you do
reflects on this agency.
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And sleeping with a client--
that looks bad, okay?
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And that is my business.
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Well, you can't be serious.
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As a case
of chlamydia, heifer.
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Now, go on,
get out of my face.
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Go on.
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Lucky we 30,000 feet in the air.
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Fast ass.
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I won two of these in St. Louis.
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Yo, yo, check it,
Fury Week.
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And I plan on doing
the same here in Vegas.
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All right, ladies,
I got a few more interviews.
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We'll be in touch.
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So get your popcorn ready,
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'cause it's time.
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That's right, guys.
It's time.
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Vegas!
It's time!
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It's time to unleash the fury!
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-Yeah.
-Colonel, reports
say that you're in talks
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to sell five percent of the Fury
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to a Black partner,
and that's big news.
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-Care to share?
-Nice try, Carrie.
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But, like Mama always said,
a smart man doesn't talk
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until it's time,
and it ain't time.
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This shit real, yo?!
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You a minority owner
of the Fightin' Fury.
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From working the field
to owning a plantation.
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Say it: 'Merica.
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Man, kill that shit, Caleb.
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Till the board approves
my application,
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I'm still in that field.
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Board, my ass.
You in they video, Negro,
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on TV.
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-Yeah.
-They need Black owners,
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-and you their guy.
-Hell yeah, I am, ain't I?
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I'm the man. I own five percent
of a pro football team.
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True.
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But you do love the game.
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And you can still ball.
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So the question is...
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you really ready to retire?
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CARI:
Yeah, well, some would argue,
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since Blacks account
for 70% of the roster
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but zero percent of ownership,
talk is cheap.
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COLONEL:
And they'd be dead right.
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What I can say is,
be it tomorrow,
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next week, or next year,
my team will have
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an African-American as part
of ownership. Book it.
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♪
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Y'all, okay, okay, here's to...
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a successful run
of the 828 Style
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because, ladies of the bubble,
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-the NBA couldn't have
done it without us. Period.
-Never.
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-That's right.
-So, here's to
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the 828, y'all.
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-Mm.
-Mm.
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-Ow.
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Okay.
Brittany,
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I got to name
my firstborn after you.
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Since Shaquon gave me this!
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-Oh, my God, girl!
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-Oh, my God.
-Five carats, princess cut.
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-Flawless.
-Flawless.
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And no prenup, bitches.
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-That NBA money, girl!
-No prenup, girl, no prenup!
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Let me see, let me see!
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Rock, look at this rock.
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No, seriously, Brittany,
if it wasn't for you
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and 828 Style,
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-I never would have met Shaquon.
-Oh...
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I love him.
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And I love you too, girl.
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-And no prenup.
-Hello.
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Brit, you need
to stop playing
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and bring
your talents to Vegas,
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where the real players play.
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Girl, no, you can keep Vegas,
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'cause the only thing
I like more than making money
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is not losing it.
Vegas--
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-I can't be chasing no chips.
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Oh. Wait, here,
talk to her, talk to her.
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-Hold on, hold on, I'll be back.
-Aah!
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MAN:
Yo, Jamison!
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-They want you on the floor.
-I got you.
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No offense, Carrie,
but you missed the real story.
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Why is the owner
of a brand-new franchise
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willing to give
Jamison Fields a tryout?
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CARI:
Real talk, Matt.
This is for our viewers.
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Fields was the top-rated
high school player
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in the nation before he went
to jail for sexual assault.
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Now he's out, and he's trying
to make the league.
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Oh, um, sorry
about the noise, officer.
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We'll try to keep it down,
I promise.
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Are you Brittany Pitts?
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Um, a-actually,
you just missed her.
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Nice try. Your condo
is officially in foreclosure.
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Escort her out, boys.
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Whoa-whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
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-This is a mistake.
-No mistake.
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You're 90 days due
and the bank wants you out now.
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No, but I just made a payment.
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-You didn't.
-I will.
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You won't.
They never do.
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Take what you can carry
and we will store the rest
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-at your expense.
-Okay, wait, could you just...
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Shh. You ain't got to talk
so loud, there's... Come on,
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there's got to be something
we can do,
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right? I mean, I have company.
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Wowzers!
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An original portrait
of Jason Pitts catching
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the game-winning touchdown
at the '08 championship!
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Nice eye.
You know, um, that's my dad.
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Uh, I'm Cecil.
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-Cecil.
-I'm a-I'm a big fan.
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We actually did the Pittsy
Shuffle as our wedding dance.
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Oh.
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I got it, wow, wow,
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that's just, wow.
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Um, you know, Cecil,
you're a fan.
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-Yeah.
-Right? And this...
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this one-of-a-kind
masterpiece...
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is something that you need.
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Okay. Okay, okay,
I'll make you a deal.
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Give me the portrait,
and I'll give you 12 hours
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-to pack your stuff.
-I need a week.
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I'll make it a day.
Final offer.
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Deal.
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♪
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So, um, Raquel,
you might be right after all.
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Maybe I do need
a taste of Vegas.
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-828, baby,
I can't wait to see you.
-Mm,
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-okay.
-Okay.
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-Okay.
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It's an open tryout,
he did his time,
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and many people think--
and look, I'll just say it--
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many Black people think
he was wrongly convicted.
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He wasn't just convicted,
he confessed,
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and 62% of fans think
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he shouldn't have the shot.
Check out this poll...
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EMCEE:
Get ready for the sexiest man
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on the Vegas strip.
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J.J. Jiggles!
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♪
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-Hey.
-Hi.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Oh, no, the rosé is fine,
thank you.
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Enjoy.
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Thanks.
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I'm Raquel Navarro
at Joint 51, thank you.
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I can't believe you came.
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Girl, what?
I'd rather be broke in Vegas
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than a failure
at my father's house.
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I mean, you'd rather be
balling in Miami,
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but, you know, life happens,
here you are, baby.
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So, here's to...
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slapping life in the face
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and taking
what's ours, okay?
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-828.
-Heard that, girl, 828.
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Mmm.
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-That's really good.
-Ladies, any interest
in dinner?
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Nah, Jimmy, so just
close me out, thank you.
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-Gotcha.
-Jamison.
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Oh, snap-- you're,
uh, you're Jamison Fields.
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You went to jail for having sex
with your girlfriend.
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I mean, allegedly.
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Jamison, this is my girl, Brit.
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Brit, this is Jamison,
my co-worker.
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Do-over. I'm, uh, I'm just
a huge football fan.
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And, God, Jamison Fields,
you were, like,
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the best pro player
I have ever seen, hands-down.
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You know, athletes
go to jail all the time.
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You can still make it.
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Well, thank you, Brittany.
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It was a true pleasure
not meeting you.
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Raquel, I'll cover you
till you're done.
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-Bet. Thank you.
-Yep.
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Girl.
Where you staying?
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I'm done with these tables
at 10:00.
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Well, you know,
you invited me
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so you'd put me up, right?
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You know you're my girl,
but if you crash,
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you pay half--
rent, food, utilities.
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That's, like,
two grand a month by Friday.
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Okay, Raq,
I have one credit card
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that's not maxed out
and $600 to my name.
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So, how do I turn that
into two grand?
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I don't know.
Hit the slots, sell that bag.
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If you staying,
you paying.
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You know, see, that's
why you doing them open mics.
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Because, Raquel,
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-that writing was trash.
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-It was terrible.
-Says the homeless girl.
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You know what,
go beatbox somewhere.
250
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GARRET:
Like all of you,
251
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,237
I was sad to leave St. Louis.
252
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,805
I was drafted there,
became a man there
253
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,981
and made millions
of dollars there.
254
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,246
But this team--
255
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:52,075
who we are, how we play--
256
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,338
there's no doubt
we are home.
257
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,691
Your son is M.I.A.
258
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,606
He will be here, okay?
259
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,566
You just focus on closing
Garret's new contract.
260
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,310
One thing at a time,
Miss Mack.
261
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,399
You give me what I want,
262
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:15,795
and then I'll give you
everything you need.
263
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,231
GARRET:
Today, I am convinced
264
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:20,277
that we're an army of lions
led by lions,
265
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,844
and we shall never be defeated--
unleash the fury!
266
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,020
-Oh, hell no.
-Unleash the fury!
267
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,674
Unleash the fury!
268
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:26,806
-Unleash the fury!
-Unleash the fury!
269
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,852
-Unleash the fury!
270
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,723
My man.
271
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,464
-Look who it is.
-Y'all, give it up
272
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,292
-for Garret Evans.
273
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,294
The best defensive back
in the league!
274
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,168
And that accent--
come on, man.
275
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,213
It's like a verbal aphrodisiac,
am I right, y'all?
276
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,999
-Oh, Lord, he done had a stroke.
277
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,566
Let me just start
by taking a moment.
278
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,133
A moment to thank the Colonel.
279
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:53,049
Now, give it up for the Colonel.
280
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,138
The board.
I see you, Jim.
281
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,839
And the best agent
in the world.
282
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,710
The one and only Tasha Mack.
283
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,454
Stop.
284
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,718
I got to tell you,
285
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:10,980
as a kid growing up
in the projects,
286
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,287
I never thought
this was possible.
287
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,246
I mean, team ownership.
Wow!
288
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:19,641
-You didn't tell him.
-I didn't tell him.
289
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:22,426
But you know what that tells me?
And it should tell you?
290
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:25,168
You never judge a book
by its cover. Hit it.
291
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,778
♪
292
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,543
-Don't judge me.
293
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:10,012
Y'all, give it up one more time
for Hope and Faith.
294
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:14,234
My accountant
and my publicist.
295
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:19,587
Now, let me just say...
296
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:22,242
I will never be ashamed
of my past.
297
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:23,895
Because I've learned from it.
298
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:27,508
And I'll be bringing
all of that knowledge...
299
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:31,468
and every--
every bit of fury that I have
300
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:35,168
to ownership...
of this team.
301
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,257
So, today,
ladies and gentlemen,
302
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,041
I tell you...
303
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,565
I am officially retired
from football.
304
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,177
I'm an owner, y'all!
305
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:56,493
Well, this ought to be fun.
306
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,800
-Thank you. Hi, Nancy.
307
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,194
So, what'd you think?
308
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:04,632
I think if you're our QB, it's
gonna be one hell of a season.
309
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:06,329
What the hell he talking about?
310
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,375
I tried calling you, baby.
311
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:10,159
Malik...
312
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:12,248
our board approved
your application.
313
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,903
-For next season.
314
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:18,124
This year, we want you
to be our quarterback.
315
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,393
Come on, Colonel.
If I was a white boy
316
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,090
with two MVPs,
three championships,
317
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,831
and millions of dollars
in my bank account,
318
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,528
would we be having
this conversation right now?
319
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,315
Nah, I didn't think so.
You played me.
320
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,100
Malik.
Wait a minute, son.
321
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,971
Malik.
322
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,277
Malik, wait a minute.
323
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:42,539
Malik. Malik.
324
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,297
Uh, 600.
325
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:07,086
-Seven heaven.
Pay the line.
326
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,393
Okay... I just need to do that
ten more times.
327
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,047
Malik. Malik.
328
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,267
Look, can't we just
talk about this?
329
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,269
There ain't nothing
to talk about, Mom.
330
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,140
They just played me in there,
and you let 'em do it.
331
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,620
Look, it's just business, baby.
332
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:22,884
Okay? One season.
See it as your farewell tour,
333
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,451
like Dwayne Wade.
You gonna get mad love
334
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,801
and expensive gifts
every game.
335
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,629
-Yeah, D-Wade, huh?
-D-Wade. Look.
336
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,805
One game,
he even got a camel.
337
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,807
It was a gold-plated saddle
and all, baby...
338
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,374
I don't want
no damn camel, Mama.
339
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,898
What I want is respect,
340
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:39,292
and you let the Colonel
walk all over me in there.
341
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,902
What you need to do
is swallow your damn pride,
342
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,382
and let's get this paper, okay?
343
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:43,557
Now, Hard Blocks--
they coming out
344
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,558
to cover training camp,
345
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:45,907
it's a good chance for you
346
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,344
to increase your profile, baby.
347
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,303
Unless you're just not well.
348
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,913
I'm well, Mom.
349
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,654
I ain't never been better.
350
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:54,959
I'm talking mentally.
351
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:58,093
'Cause you turn down
$30 million
352
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,314
and guaranteed ownership,
you're crazy as hell.
353
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,924
Well, call me crazy
if you want to,
354
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,448
but I'm done with football.
355
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:08,059
Malik. Malik!
356
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,626
Baby, what you gonna do?
You just gonna
357
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,759
walk around Vegas by yourself?
358
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,723
Blow on these.
Exactly, we're ready.
359
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,639
DEALER:
Winner!
360
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,340
Stack 'em and rack 'em.
Here we go.
361
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:31,213
I'm leaving here with rent
in my pocket or broke as a joke.
362
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,215
Because scared money
don't make money, right?
363
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,043
I don't think
you're scared of anything.
364
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,045
One for you
365
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,916
and one for me.
366
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,095
-Yo-leven!
367
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,971
Thank you.
368
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,755
Why, hello, handsome.
369
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,235
You know, going all in
is dangerous.
370
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,324
You know I like
to live dangerously.
371
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:57,370
-Duly noted.
372
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,154
I'm Brian.
373
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,938
I was, uh, hoping to get you
alone for a moment.
374
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:04,072
Oh. Well, here I am, Brian.
What you got for me?
375
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,856
Well, I got this.
376
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,945
-Ooh, what is it?
-Statement of claims
377
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:09,425
from RT National,
and I'm here to collect.
378
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:12,559
You've got to be kidding me.
Twice in a week.
379
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,213
You got a mortgage,
two car notes,
380
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,518
and a black card all past due.
381
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:18,869
Total arrears,
$932,410.06.
382
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,697
You've already taken
my condo, okay?
383
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,873
You've repossessed my cars.
You can't get something
384
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,745
-from nothing.
-Oh, but I can.
385
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,095
And I'll start with
that Cartier diamond choker.
386
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,228
Absolutely not.
387
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,664
Sir, this is
hand-crafted platinum.
388
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,756
But... the diamonds--
each of them are engraved
389
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,497
with the letters
of my name in it.
390
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,281
Sir, this necklace--
this necklace is me.
391
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,327
I could call your supposed
co-signer, Kelly Pitts.
392
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,894
You know it's a federal crime
to forge loan documents?
393
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,983
Okay, fine, here, take it.
394
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,463
And I'll take
your casino winnings.
395
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,291
No, abso... No.
This is the only money
396
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,814
I have in this world,
and I will die for it.
397
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,512
-Fine by me.
-No, no.
398
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,732
Brittany?
399
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,517
Girl, what are you doing here?
400
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,388
And why is this man
all over you?
401
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:02,130
Aunt Tasha, w-what are you
doing in Vegas?
402
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,350
I'm here on business.
I'm sorry, but who are you
403
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,656
and why are you manhandling
my best friend's child?
404
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,963
I'm sorry, ma'am, you'll have
to take that up with Miss Pitts.
405
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,921
Cash or the cops.
406
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:14,621
Wow.
407
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,059
I'll email you a receipt.
408
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,235
Next installment's due
in my office, end of the week.
409
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,500
-Who you calling?
-Your mama.
410
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,197
No... no, no. Okay, okay,
I owe the bank some money,
411
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,982
he's a debt collector, and
I haven't told my parents yet.
412
00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,897
Oh, hell no.
413
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,377
Hey, where you going?
414
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,553
I'm going to mind
my damn business.
415
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,381
Can I get a ride?
416
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:39,167
Aunt Tasha, can I get a...
Aunt Tasha, can I ride with you?
417
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,171
So, how much money you owe?
418
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,172
Not much, just
419
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:48,219
$932,410.06.
420
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,526
Wait, how the hell is a girl
three years out of college
421
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,311
-a million dollars in debt?
-I don't know.
422
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,661
I have rich friends,
and they thought I was rich,
423
00:21:54,704 --> 00:21:56,358
so the next thing I know, I'm
keeping up with the Kardashians.
424
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:58,578
You know, they get a condo,
I get a condo.
425
00:21:58,621 --> 00:21:59,709
I got a black card.
426
00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:01,363
-I took the girls to Italy.
-Rome?
427
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,539
Oh, no, no, Tuscany.
But it was so beautiful...
428
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,367
Girl, you are
your mother's child.
429
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:07,108
-I am.
430
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,197
I am, and I was
a boss like her, too.
431
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,677
Yeah, but then, you know,
432
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,243
-COVID hit.
-Mm.
433
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:14,420
My business died. And everything
just kind of snowballed.
434
00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:16,247
-Yeah.
-But please, please
don't tell my parents,
435
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,466
'cause I really don't want to
deal with them like this.
436
00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:20,339
Hey, look, you a grown-ass woman
437
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:21,949
with some grown-ass problems,
it ain't my business.
438
00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:24,168
-Thanks, Aunt Tasha.
439
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,780
But, you know, you should
invest in my business.
440
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:28,521
-Oh, Lord, here we go.
-Mm-mmm.
441
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,044
Wait, wait, wait,
hear me out, hear me out.
442
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,785
So, you know how most elite
players and high-rollers--
443
00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:33,787
they have very
packed schedules, right?
444
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,528
Leaving very little time
for other things.
445
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:38,269
Enter... 828 Style.
446
00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:40,533
For a very small fee,
we provide beautiful,
447
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:43,100
cultured, educated women
who can provide
448
00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:45,407
various services--
I mean, braid services,
449
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,844
maid services, massage,
hell, even a date.
450
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,803
Mm, that sound like a ho house.
451
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:52,762
No! No, absolutely not.
The women do not have sex.
452
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,547
They're pre-vetted,
and me and my friends
453
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:56,418
-did it in college.
-Women getting paid
454
00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:58,377
to service men's needs?
"Ho house."
455
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,204
-No, Aunt Tasha...
-Look, damn it,
456
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:02,642
the answer is no, okay?
But, if you need a job,
457
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:05,035
I need an assistant.
It pays $900.
458
00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,734
Okay.
459
00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:09,692
Yeah, I could do 900 an hour.
460
00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:11,215
900 a week, fool.
461
00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:12,782
Okay? Now, you can
take it or leave it.
462
00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:15,002
Hell, I got things to do, girl.
463
00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:17,961
Okay, I'll take it, but, um,
464
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:20,355
can we, like, you know,
work on the title?
465
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:23,184
You know, "assistant,"
it's just...
466
00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:25,708
How about we say, uh,
"executive..."
467
00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:28,407
-Mm-hmm.
-"...assistant," okay?
468
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,800
Now, here's your first task.
Get your phone.
469
00:23:30,844 --> 00:23:32,628
♪
470
00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:37,416
One case of Ace of Spades,
471
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,982
courtesy of Tasha Mack.
472
00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:40,767
Sweet.
Quinn?
473
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,726
What's this?
474
00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,293
GARRET:
30 grand. You need more?
475
00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:47,556
Uh, what I need
is an explanation.
476
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,037
I thought you knew.
My party planner is dragging.
477
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,474
She needs a kick-start.
Contact's inside.
478
00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,607
Garret, I'm not your gofer.
479
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,652
You want me to tell Tasha that?
480
00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:59,612
Right.
And we need live music.
481
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:01,527
Someone dope.
I want it to be,
482
00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:03,093
as you Americans say, lit.
483
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:05,835
Wait, so she gets paid 30 grand
484
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:07,663
-just to have food and fun
at a party tomorrow?
-Facts.
485
00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:09,360
And give her the champagne.
486
00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:12,059
All right.
487
00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:14,104
I'll take care of it.
488
00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:27,901
:
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
489
00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:29,772
Jamison steps up, he's open,
490
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:31,426
he goes, he has the ball.
491
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,689
Breaks one...
Jamison catches the ball.
492
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,952
Oh, Fields scores!
Fields scores!
493
00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:38,825
Fury win! Yeah!
Crowd goes nuts!
494
00:24:38,868 --> 00:24:40,043
Yeah, baby.
495
00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:44,221
All right, shh.
Am I okay mentally?
496
00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:46,789
-Shit, I'm great.
-Bro, they tried to play you,
497
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:48,748
but you the player,
you don't get played.
498
00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:51,315
Mm, you know what I'm-a do?
I'm gonna take Fatty's Burger,
499
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,535
I'm gonna turn six into 600,
500
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,494
and I'm-a buy my own damn team.
501
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,713
'Cause you
Malik El DeBarge, right?
502
00:24:57,757 --> 00:24:58,975
Right.
503
00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:01,412
'Cause I'm Malik El Debarge.
504
00:25:01,456 --> 00:25:02,849
Right!
505
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,679
Shit.
506
00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:08,463
Here, take this,
I can't get caught smoking.
507
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,334
-I'm Malik Wright.
-Mm-mmm, you on your own
508
00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:12,467
with the po-po, bro.
509
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,304
-Gracias, Mikey.
-Okay, look.
510
00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:25,567
I have $30,000
and a $10,000 case of champagne,
511
00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,177
and what I don't spend,
I keep.
512
00:25:27,221 --> 00:25:28,788
No, I-I love you,
but you're just,
513
00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:30,572
you're not a party planner.
514
00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:31,965
No. I am now,
515
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:33,706
since I fired his party planner.
516
00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:35,664
-Look, I wasn't the CEO
517
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:38,319
of 828 Style until I was.
You know, that's what I do.
518
00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:39,973
I see a need, I fill a need.
519
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:41,844
and right now, Raq,
I really need your help
520
00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:43,454
-planning this party.
-Look, I'm just...
521
00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:45,935
I'm focused
on singing right now.
522
00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:48,547
Raquel, you're
waiting tables, babe.
523
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,766
-I'm paying my dues.
-Okay, and I'm just saying
524
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,768
you can do that with some cash
in your pocket.
525
00:25:52,812 --> 00:25:54,553
Look, I need
a performer, right?
526
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:57,207
I book you,
I pay you, then, Raq,
527
00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:58,774
rent is covered for the month.
528
00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:00,994
Okay, keep talking.
529
00:26:01,037 --> 00:26:02,343
Look, all I need you to do
is call the girls
530
00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:03,692
and get 'em
on the first plane to Vegas.
531
00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:05,259
And, oh, do you think
we can get a discount
532
00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:06,477
if we move the party to here?
533
00:26:06,521 --> 00:26:08,958
Pro football players
in this place?
534
00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:11,482
Ha!
Montana's gonna love you.
535
00:26:11,526 --> 00:26:13,223
Girl, here we go, 'cause
we about to milk this town
536
00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:14,355
like a cow, you hear me?
537
00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:19,099
-Thank you.
538
00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:34,288
Is there a problem, officer?
539
00:26:34,331 --> 00:26:36,159
You failed to signal
at the turn.
540
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:38,945
Huh.
541
00:26:38,988 --> 00:26:40,729
Sir, is that marijuana I smell?
542
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:43,732
Uh... no.
543
00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:46,648
No, that's... air freshener.
544
00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:48,694
Yeah, it's a new scent
called Herbs of Eden.
545
00:26:48,737 --> 00:26:51,610
Right.
Step out of the car, sir.
546
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,836
Hey, yo, dawg...
547
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,665
Oh!
548
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,014
Shut up.
549
00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:08,452
You're under arrest
for smoking and driving.
550
00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:10,106
You have the right
to remain silent.
551
00:27:10,150 --> 00:27:11,891
Anything you say can and will
552
00:27:11,934 --> 00:27:13,893
be used against you
in a court of law.
553
00:27:13,936 --> 00:27:16,069
-That's bullshit, bro!
-You have the right
554
00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:18,071
to an attorney.
If you can't afford one,
555
00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:19,681
one will be provided to you.
556
00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,378
MALIK:
Aah! My arm!
557
00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:21,003
-We got burgers, fries...
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