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If I don't like it anymore ...

I think of Heathrow's arrivals hall.

You often hear
that this is a world full of hate and greed.

I don't think so.

I see love everywhere.

It is not noticeable, it is not great news.
But it is always there.

Fathers and sons,
mothers and daughters, husbands ...

boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.

When the planes flew into the WTC ...

were the last phone calls
not drenched in hatred.

They were loving conversations.

If you look closely,
you can really find love everywhere.

Now you do it again, Bill.

I know the old version so well.

That applies to all of us.

That is why we are making a new version.

There it goes.

God ready again.

Again.

This is shit.

Shit of solid gold, maestro.

5 WEEKS FOR CHRISTMAS

I'm late.
- It's right around the corner.

Don't you mind I'm going alone?

No, I feel so bad.

I love you.
- I know.

Even if you are sick and look disgusting.

Go on, or you'll miss it.

Did I say I loved you?
- Go on, loser.

With me again, Karen.

Sorry, but I literally have
no one to talk to.

Call us now, but it won't work out now.
Can I call you back?

That's not to say it doesn't bother me
that your wife just died.

Understood.

It is beautiful. Call later.

What is the big news?

The roles of the Christmas game are divided.

I am the lobster.

The lobster?

In the Christmas game?
- Yes, the first lobster.

Several lobsters were present
at the birth of Jesus?

The best sandwiches in England.

Try my delicious nuts.

A nice muffin for a beautiful lady.

Good morning, upcoming.

Just go. Thanks.

We must have orange filters.

He said my name was John,
but everyone says Jack.

Nice to meet you, Jack.

I was doing well. I'm just Judy.

Great, just Judy.

No surprises?

Not like bachelorette night?

Do you admit the whores were a mistake?

It would have been better too
if it hadn't been men.

Correct.

Good luck, young.

Welcome, Your Excellency.

I still have to work waving.

How are you?

How do you feel?

Cool. Mighty.

Would you like to meet the staff?

I would really like that.

If only I can postpone government for a while.

This is Terence, he's in charge.

I had an uncle named Terence.

I thought that was just a pervert.
But I like you.

This is Pat.

Good morning, I'm the housekeeper.

I am less troublesome than the previous one.

No diapers, no teenagers, no scary woman.

This is Natalie. She's new here, just like you.

Hello, Natalie.
- Hello David. I mean, sir.

Shit, that got me out.

Now I also said shit.
Twice. Sorry.

Does not matter. If you had said cunt,
it would have been bad.

I had a premonition
that I would screw it up the first day.

Hey, damn it.

I pack my things
and then we will save this country.

Yes, why not?

It does not matter.
- Did you hear?

That is very inconvenient.

In the presence of God
did Peter and Juliet say yes ...

and promised each other faithfully.

Their marriage was sealed
giving the rings.

I declare them husband and wife.

No surprises, I see.

I am now an adult.

Have you arranged this?

What are you doing here?

I just came to borrow some CDs.

Has the lady of the house
let you in?

A sweet, obliging girl.

I came to have a look
if she was doing better.

I thought about it.

We have to get out with Mom
on her birthday Friday.

We have been bad sons this year.

Fine. Boring but fine.

Hurry up.

You have to get me at least twice
before Jamie gets home.

A delicious delicacy?

Taste explosion?

Food?

A bit strange.

Like a dead baby's finger.

That's the way it tastes.

Besides, I'm Colin.

I am Nancy.
- Cruel.

What do you do for a living?
- I'm a cook.

Do you also do weddings?

They should have asked you here.
- They did that.

If only it had taken the job.
- That's what I have.

I now know why I don't find the one.

Nothing can be started with English girls.

I like girls who are cooler
who you can laugh with.

Like American girls.

So I have to go to America.

Then I immediately start dating. What do you think?

I think it's nonsense, Colin.

You are wrong.

They find it in America
my cute British accent nice.

You don't have that at all.
- It is true.

I'm going to America.

You're a lonely, ugly cock.
You accept it.

Never. I am Colin the sex god.
I am alone on the wrong continent.

Could it be quieter when we finish this?

Traffic was completely ...
- Wall-proof.

Do you want to take off your top?

The exposure wants to know when the nipples
visible and when not.

Good. At least it is nice and warm here.

That is not always.

I was Brad Pitt's stand-in
in 'Seven Years In Tibet'.

It was freezing cold.

There is little time and the actors will come soon.

Good.
- I will not look.

We take another look.

Can you touch her breasts?

Are you okay with that?

I warm them up for a moment.

Also massage them.

Crossroad 13 is a madhouse.
There was no movement this morning.

Jo and I had plenty of time
to prepare this.

For example, she wanted ...

that I took Claudia Schiffer
to the funeral.

I didn't do that.

She was very clear about other things.

When she said what the intention was ...

I said, About my body.

Then she said, No, about mine.

As always, my sweet girl ...

Sam's sweet mama, right.

She won't say goodbye to you through me ...

but inevitably ...

and very cool ...

through the immortal work
by The Bay City Rollers.

Do you love him?

I just ask.
Maybe it makes sense.

You may want to talk
and nobody ever asks you what ...

while you want to.

The answer is no. Absolutely not.

So no?

What do you think of that DJ?

The worst of all time?
- Could be.

It depends on the next number.

A number for lovers.

There are quite a few, I see.
We're going for it.

Yes, it is official.
- The worst in the world.

Sarah is waiting for you.

How you doing, Mia? Are you getting used to it?

Sure.

Harry?

Turn off your mobile and tell us.

How long have you been working here?

Two years, seven months ...

three days and an hour or two?

How long have you been in love with Karl,
our mysterious chief designer?

Two years, seven months, three days
and about an hour and a half.

I thought so.

Do you think everyone knows?

Do you think Karl knows?

That is bad news.

I thought it might be time
to do something about it.

Like?
- Have a drink with him.

And then say right down your nose
that you want sex and a lot of babies.

Do you know that?

And Karl too.

Do us all a favor.

In this Christmas season.

Good. Excellent. I will.

Thanks, chief.

Sure honey. Say it.

Could it be a bit softer, Mia?

What is that?

That was the Christmas spirit
from the once great Billy Mack.

What has fallen from its pedestal.

That is provisional
the worst record of this century.

I see Billy Mack is a guest ...

at Mike's show in a few minutes.

Welcome back, Bill.

Welcome back to the ether.

A new Christmas single,
a cover of 'Love Is All Around'.

Instead of the word 'love'
I sing 'Christmas'.

Is that important to you?

Not really, Mike.

Christmas is a time of being together
with your loved ones.

Isn't that for you?
- No.

When I was young and successful,
I was greedy and foolish.

Now I am alone
with all my wrinkles and loneliness.

Thanks.
- What for?

To give a real answer.

You don't often hear that at Radio Watford.

Just ask. I answer honestly.
- Nicest seesaw?

Britney Spears.

No, just kidding.

She couldn't do anything about it.
- I want to know something more.

Compare your new records
with your classic older songs.

You know too
that the new record is broken.

But it would be fun
as the number 1 at Christmas ...

was not some teenager ...

just an ex-junkie
who wants to make a comeback.

Those young pop stars
lie in their bare ass at Christmas ...

with a nice thing to feel.

I'm in my dirty little apartment
with my manager Joe ...

the ugliest man in the world.

And I'm fed up with a plug
because we didn't screw up.

If you believe in Santa, children,
just like Uncle Billy ...

buy that goddamn cunt plate.

Enjoy special
of infinite stupidity ...

if we have an extra syllable
in the fourth line try to cram.

You're talking about ...

Here it is again.

The unexpected tip
for the number-1 position at Christmas ...

Christmas Is All Around.

Thanks. The news immediately.

Does the new prime minister already have problems?

And now?
- The President's visit.

4 WEEKS FOR CHRISTMAS

This is going to be difficult. Alex.

The feeling prevails throughout the game ...

that we should not allow ourselves to be cowed,
like the previous government.

This is the first important test.
We must show courage.

I get that. But I decided ...

that I don't do that. Not this time.

Remember that America
is the most powerful country in the world.

I am not going to act like a dreary child.

Who should I fuck here
to get tea and a biscuit?

This comes from Finance.

They are for you.

Very nice.

I was hoping you would win.

I would have been nice to the other one.

But I had one
given cookies without chocolate.

Just act normal.
After all, you are the prime minister.

What do you think of the new prime minister?

I like him,
but I don't understand that he is single.

Well, he's married to work.

Or it is a terrible gay.

Can you lower your nipples?

And keep what to the left?

I like it a lot...

with someone
to have a chat.

I like it too.

Move again.

Big news.

I have a ticket for the States.
I'll be flying in three weeks.

No.
- Yes, to a great place ...

called Wisconsin.

Girls from Wisconsin, here comes Sir Colin.

Admittedly,
there are pretty nice girls in America.

But they go out with rich, handsome guys.

You are jealous.

You know every bar in America ...

at least ten more beautiful girls
who want to sleep with me ...

than across the UK.
- Bullshit. You're crazy.

There I am like Prince William,
but without a wacky family.

The Christmas party, I don't have to.

And unfortunately you have to organize it.

Tell.
- It is nothing special.

Find a location
and buy a lot of liquor and guacamole.

The girls have to avoid Kevin
if they don't want paws.

Wives and family?
- Yes, but no children.

Well women and girlfriends and stuff.

Do you have some terrible boyfriend
that wears tight shirts?

No, I'll stick with the mistletoe
hoping to be kissed.

He's in his room all the time.
Now I think too.

It is not that strange. My terrible son ...

Bernard?

He is always in his room. Thank god.

Yes, but I really always mean.

I'm afraid it's completely wrong.

It has to do with his mother.

Who knows he might be heroin
squirt in his eyeballs.

When he was eleven?

Then he just squirts in his veins, I guess.

His mother used to talk to him before.

Suddenly it seems important
that you are stepfather.

That was never before.

It is simply a rotten time.

Have patience.

And look for needles in his room.

When he comes out,
he clearly cried.

It is so pointless.

If this also spoils Sam's life ...

I just do not know.

Control yourself.

Nobody likes cotton balls.

Nobody wants to sleep with you
when you howl.

That's how it is.

Thanks.

What is the problem, Samuel?

Is it about mom or what else?

Something at school perhaps?

Are you being bullied?

Or is it even worse?

Do you want to talk about it?

You really want to know?

Even if you can't solve it?

Even then, yes.

It is about this...

I'm in love.

I actually think of mom,
and i do, but i'm in love.

I was before her death.
I can not help it.

Aren't you too young for love?

I am a bit relieved.

How so?
- Because I...

thought it was worse.

What's worse
than the horrible pain of being in love?

You're right.

Horrible pain.

Completely free. Say it.

"Alone again."

"Naturally."

I'll solve it.

I think it's...

unpleasant all day long
to be so close to you.

I know so little about you.
It feels elitist and wrong.

There is little to know.

Where do you live?

Wandsworth. The bad part.

My sister lives in Wandsworth.

What is the bad part?

At the end of the main street:
Harris Street, at The Queen's Head.

That is not all.

Do you live there with your husband or boyfriend?

Three illegitimate yet charming children?

It just ended with my friend.
I live with my parents again for a while.

I'm sorry for you.
- Never mind.

I'm glad to get rid of him.

He thought I was too fat.
- Really?

According to him, no one found
a girl with elephant legs nice.

Actually, he was not that nice.

I am prime minister.
I can have him killed.

I will think about it.

Do that. The SAS is very charming.

I can do those ruthless killers
make a call like this.

Did you have that too?

Yes, huh? Horny dell.

Come on. We'll solve that in no time.

I was also young once.

So it's about someone at school, huh?

What does she or he think of you?

She doesn't even know my name.

Not that it matters. She would hate me.

She's the coolest girl in school.

Everyone worships her,
it is heaven on earth.

You're just huge asshole.

Hi, welcome back.

In three weeks it will be Christmas,
only Blue is a threat.

I've seen them on TV.
They weren't very flattering about my record.

The crooks.

But talented musicians.

You have a prize for our prize winners.

Indeed, Ant or Dec.

A personal marker pen.

Awesome.

You can even write on glass with it.

If you have a photo in a frame,
like this one from Blue ...

you can write on it.

WE HAVE SMALL PICKS

Children watch.

Bye, boys.

Uncle Bill has important news.

Don't buy drugs.

Just become a pop star and you will get them for free.

The advertisement is coming. See you soon.

3 WEEKS FOR CHRISTMAS

Look at this.

Wait a second.

It is not funny, it is art.

Good, Thursday. At my home.

I have a switch with Juliet.
You want to ask them something.

Good.
- Thanks. Behave yourself.

That's something I always do.

You know what I mean. Behave yourself.

How was the honeymoon?

Awesome. Thank you for waving goodbye.

What can I do for you?
- A trifle.

The wedding video failed.

Everything is blue.

What a pity.
- You filmed a lot.

Can I have a look at that?

That was actually not ...

I want to see myself in a wedding dress
which is not turquoise.

I am almost sure that everything has been erased.
So it won't work.

I have to hang up.

What about the linking plans?

I don't do anything about it anymore.
He's too good for me.

That's true.

That cell phone goes out.

Hi how are you?

How's the Christmas party?
- Good.

I found a location.

What kind of thing?
- Something good.

An art gallery with many dark corners
for dark deeds.

Then I'll go and have a look.

Indeed.

Welcome back. Is the lady there again?

No, the plans have changed.
I am coming alone.

Should I be sad or not?
- You are not surprised.

Are you staying until Christmas?

I found a lady
who polishes your house.

This is Aurelia.

Unfortunately she does not speak French. Just like you.

She is from Portugal.

She is too young to be herself
to remember the football player Eusebio.

Molto bueno is Spanish.

Still very pleasant.

Do you want to take her home after work?

Of course.

And that is? Turkish?

Silence is golden, 'Silence is golden'.

The Tremeloes said that already.

Smart guys.

I believe the original
by Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons.

Great band.

Shut up.

I'm pleased to meet you.

Too bad your wife couldn't come.

She would have been the only woman.

Pathetic, huh?

I haven't caught a girl yet.

Politics and dates
are difficult to combine.

I never noticed that.

You still look disgustingly good.
I look like my Aunt Mildred.

I'm jealous of your plane.
- We are very proud of it.

Hello Miss. How are you?

Excellent.

That's a nice thing.

Have you seen those legs?

She is very good. In her work.

Absolutely not.
We're not going to talk about that.

That is unexpected.

Not at all.

The previous government
has said it clearly.

We follow the chosen path.

You can, but it was the wrong policy.

I do not believe
that we get along with this.

Shall we continue?

What an interesting day.

We had to stand on our stripes.

Otherwise we will disappoint you for years.

I want to implement our plans.

Sure. There is one last issue.

It is very dear to me. Wait a second.

Just ask.

But not about something I don't want to care about.

Pathetic.

Delicious whiskey.

Then I'll go.

I'd love to see you again.
We work together for a better future.

Was it a useful visit?

Very satisfying.

We got what we wanted.

The relationship is still special.

Nice word, 'relationship'.
That can mean anything.

I'm afraid the relationship has deteriorated.

It boils down
that the president takes what he wants.

He ignores everything important to ...

Great Britain.

We are a small but grand country.

The land of Shakespeare,
Churchill, the Beatles ...

Sean Connery, Harry Potter.

David Beckham's right foot.

David Beckham's left foot.

A bully cannot be our friend.

Bullies are sensitive to strength.

That's why I will from now on
much more powerful drafting.

The President should know that.

Your sister on line four.

I am busy and very important.
Say it.

Are you all right?

I can't always be sensible.
- Well, as prime minister.

I have the finance minister
also on the line.

I'll still call.
- Do not.

If you are the Prime Minister's sister,
you get to know your place.

What was my brother doing today?
He stood up for his country.

I have a lobster head
made of paper mache.

What did you get up?

Joni Mitchell.

Do you still listen to that?

I love her.
True love lasts a lifetime.

Joni Mitchell has your cool English wife
feeling instilled.

Really? Beautiful.
Then I have to send her a thank you.

Which doll is for Emily, Daisy's girlfriend?

The transvestite or the strict mistress?

You will almost feel patriotic.

This is for our tough prime minister.

A good old for a good old.

We can be the Japanese ambassador
shift to four o'clock tomorrow?

Obviously.
Thank you.

2 WEEKS FOR CHRISTMAS

Do you want the latter?

No thanks.

When you saw my sister, you knew why.

Then I have more.

Don't eat everything.
You get plump by the day.

Fortunately, I don't get fat quickly.

That's half the book.

Never mind. It's not important.

It's not worth it.

It's a mess anyway.

Never mind.

She jumps in.

She thinks I'm an idiot
if I stay on the side.

Jesus, how cold.

It is freezing cold.

As long as it represents something.

It's nothing. It is not Shakespeare.

I don't want to drown
for something my granny can write too.

Well.

Who doesn't make copies?

I have to make copies.

I hope there is no eel here.

Do not disturb the eel.

What the hell?

Thank you very much.

I call a character after you.

You can be one of the characters
to call me.

Or give up half of the profit.

I can donate five percent of the profit.

What kind of book is it?

Romantic?

Thriller ... crime ...

A murder story.

Scary?

At times it is.

Not at times. The writing style is especially scary.

I have to get back to work.

Will you take me home later?

That's okay with me.

I prefer to do that ...

drive around with you.

That's the worst part: Leaving you behind.

He comes later in the morning.

The bad grandpa of rock 'n' roll.

At half past ten. Stay tuned.

Banana toffee pie?

I hated it
if you said yes.

You're lucky about that.

Can I come in?

I'm busy.

I was in the area.
I'll stop by for that video.

You may want to trade it
for a piece of cake ...

or caramels?

I don't know where he is.
I'll have a look tonight.

Can I say something, Mark?

You are Peter's best friend.

I know you
have not been able to get used to me.

Do not argue with me.

We never became friends.

I hope that changes sometime.

I'm pretty nice
although I like dirty cakes.

I would like it
if we became friends.

Of course.

That does not mean
that we find the video.

I searched when you called,
but found nothing.

Here it says: The wedding of Peter and Juliet.

Do you think we have it?

It could be that.

May I?
- I must have recorded some over it.

All episodes of West Wing.

That is beautiful.

Well done.

Awesome.

Thanks. Just what I wanted.

I look pretty nice.

You have stayed nearby.

Only images of me.

You never talk to me.

You always talk to Peter.

You don't like me.

I hope you find them useful.

Don't show him too much.

It must be mounted.

I still have lunch.

I have lunch early.

You can figure it out, huh?

It's about my self-preservation.

Annie, honey. My dream, my princess.

Do you want to do something for me?
- Of course.

I do everything for the hero of the day.

Don't ask me why, don't find out.

It's a strange, personal streak.

Do you know Natalie? She works here.

That chubby one?

Would you call her that?

She has an impressive butt
and huge thighs.

She must be a nice girl,
but can you ...

transfer?

Has happened.

Can't you sleep, Sammo?

There was bad news today.

Tell.

Joanna is going back to the US.
- Is your girl American?

Indeed.

And it's not my girl.

Well she's going back.
My life no longer makes sense.

That is bad news.

We must have Kate.

And Leo too, now.

Brace yourself.

Do not look.

Do you trust me

Do you trust me

Softy.
- Get off, you bastard.

Open your eyes.

She must be very unique and special.

But it boils down to it
that no one has been chosen for you.

For Kate and Leo, yes.

For you, yes.

For me too.

She is the one.

All right then. Is her name Joanna?

Yes, just like mom.

Christmas gifts. Stupido.

Thanks.

I will miss you.

And your slow typing ...

and your bad riding skills.

I have a plan.
- Thank heaven.

Tell.

Girls love musicians, huh?

Even the wackies have girlfriends.

Meat Loaf must have done it once.

Ringo Starr married a Bond girl.

Anyway. A big concert is coming
where Joanna joins.

If I'm in a band
and play very well ...

she might fall in love with me.
What do you think?

I think it's brilliant, otherworldly.

Apart from a very small thing.

I cannot play an instrument.

A small, tiny detail.

RHYTHM IS MY LIFE

I chat here and there.

Very good of you.

Can I dance with the boss once?

If your friend likes it.

He is not.

You look really beautiful.

For you.

All for you, sir.

What a thrill.
You definitely want the biggest Christmas hit.

How does it look?
- Very bad.

Blue sells five times as many records.

Maybe it will get going.

When I become number 1 ...

I promise to get that song on Christmas Eve
sing in my bare ass on TV.

Are you serious?
- Of course.

Do you want a taste? Horny cousin.

It never becomes number 1.

Dancing with everyone is part of his job.

Some are given priority.

A dance?

Soon it will no longer be possible.

Unless you ...

No. Fun.

Then I'll go.

Actually...

I don't have to go anywhere.

Would you like to apologize for a moment?

Of course.
- I'll be right back.

That was that.

Can you surface in ten seconds?

Just pull.

You look beautiful.

I'll just record.

No, I have nothing to do. Say it.

I don't know if it works ...

to call the pope tonight.

I'm sure he's good at exorcism.

That's Jon Bon Jovi too.
I see what I can do.

Good, until later.

Excuse me.

Does not matter.

That was my brother. He is sick, he often calls.

Rotten for you.
- No, it's okay.

Well, it is not good. It is what it is.

Our parents are gone
and we're all over here.

I have to watch him.

Well, it shouldn't be. I like to do it.

Life
is full of interruptions and complications.

Does it make him better?

Perhaps...

you should not include.

How are you?

Don't do it, boy.

We find the answer together.
Then it won't hurt anymore.

I have got nothing to do.

If you want me to come, I'll be right there.

It was a nice evening.

I felt fat.
- Do not be crazy.

It's so.

The only clothes that fit me
are cast-offs from Pavarotti.

He is always well dressed.

Mia is very beautiful.

Do you think?

You know that, honey.

Careful.

Have you been watching TV?

Every night.

And during the day.

Nursing wants to kill me.
- Not at all.

Don't do it, honey.

I'll be back at three o'clock.
Christmas shopping is never easy or fun.

Do I still get something?

No idea. Had not thought of.

Where's Sarah?

She is not coming. Something with the family.

Is that a new word for hangover?

See you later.
- I'm looking forward to it.

Very.

Do I still get something?

I said that yesterday.

As for me, you can have everything.

What do you need?

Office equipment?
Are you short of staplers?

I don't want something I need.

I want something I want. Something beautiful.

Sorry I'm late.
I had to take Bernie to the rehearsal.

Keep yourself busy ...

while I got the boring gifts
for our mothers.

Are you looking for something special?

What does that necklace cost?

270 pounds.

I'll take it.
- Magnificent.

Is the...

a present?

Yes sure.
- Magnificent.

Put it in the box.

Can you hurry up a bit?
- Of course.

Ready in an instant.

Very well.
- I have not finished yet.

You don't need a bag. I put it in my pocket.

This is not a bag.

How so?
- This is much more than a bag.

Would you please hurry?

What is that?
- A cinnamon stick.

I do not have time.
- You will not regret it.

Oh no?

It is done in an instant.

Look at it. Almost finished.

Do you dip it in the yogurt?
Do you put chocolates on it?

No, we put this in the Christmas box.

I don't want that.

It was a present.
- Yes but...

The crowning glory.
- Can I pay?

What we still need ...

is a holly branch.

No holly.

Never mind.

Do you hang out by the jewelry?

I looked around.
- Do not worry.

I don't expect much more ...

after thirteen years of scarves.

I think this is a really nice scarf.

1 WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS

What are you doing here?

I sublet my flat
to pay for my ticket.

You're not going through that stupid plan, are you?

Really.

Do you think there are clothes in this? I do not think so.

This is chock full of condoms.

Very well. Just keep going.

I don't want to be rude ...

but do you fancy a Christmas drink?
I don't mean anything else with it.

We can go to something Christmasy.

If you don't feel like it, you don't have to.

I'm just bashing.

That seems fun.

Beautiful.

Really pretty.

I am always very shy.
It takes a long time before I dare to ask such a thing.

Why are you so late?
- Can't I have secrets?

We've been waiting for hours.
It is the first preview.

The sky was dotted with stars
in old Jerusalem.

Baby Jesus was in the manger.

LANGUAGE EDUCATION LONDON

Sherlock Holmes is not a real detective.

Is this the way to the station?

Can I have a glass of churly?

I would like a day ticket.

I have a terrible stomach ache.

That is probably due to the shrimp.

There are many roundabouts in Milton Keynes.

Heaven, that's a big fish.

It tastes delicious.

SORRY THAT I'M SO GAGGY

You come back broken.
- With a broken back from all sex, yes.

That is going to be a disaster.

No, that will be rocking in the west.

Goodbye fiasco.

America, watch out. Colin Frissell is coming.

With a big bat.

Take me to a bar.
- What kind of bar?

A regular, average American bar.

What would you like?
- A Budweiser.

"King of beers."

Coming.

Are you from England?

How cute.

I am Stacey.

Jeannie?

This is...
- Colin.

Frissell.

Cute name.

Jeannie.
- He's from England.

Yes, Basildon.

Carol-Anne is coming soon.
He loves English men.

Hi, girls.
Carol-Anne, this is Colin.

He comes to England.

Aside, that's for me.

Hi, nice thing.

How funny.

How do you call this?
- A bottle.

And this?
- A straw.

What about this?
- A table.

Oh, that sounds the same.

Where do you stay?
- No idea.

I take a motel room, just like in the movie.

How cute.

It's a bit cheeky,
we only just met ...

but come and sleep with us anyway.

Don't you find that annoying?

No, no.
- There is a problem.

We are not rich girls.

We only have a small bed.

And no bank.

So you have to sleep three with us.

It's getting cold tonight
so we crawl close together.

We can't even afford pajamas.

And thus...

we are naked.

Well, that doesn't matter.
- Beautiful.

It gets even busier.

You don't know Harriet yet.

Is there a fourth?

No worries.
You probably like her, she's very sexy.

Thank God.
- It's a Christian too.

One gift per person today.
Who's got one for Dad?

I.
- Mommy can go first.

I take it.

I want to choose mine myself.

I want...

this package.

I bought the usual scarf.

But this is my other one,
separate, personal gift.

That is new.

Tear open.
- What is it?

Okay, I'll tear it open.

What a surprise.

What is it?

A CD.

Good for your emotional development.

Sky.

Fantastic.

My wonderful wife.

Do you mind if I just leave?

All that ice.

You help the kids get dressed.

I'll be right back.
- Take your time.

Me first.
- No me.

A miracle. You are already dressed.

Hurry up, we're way too late.

Come on, get in the car.

Has she seen you yet?

With romantic films
they only get to each other at the end.

I feel guilty.
I never ask about your love life.

That case was settled a long time ago.

But when Claudia Schiffer calls, you fly out.

Motherless mutt.

Then we do it in every room,
yours too.

It's a rainy Christmas Eve.

CHRISTMAS EVE

Who is number 1 in the charts?

It will be Blue
or the unexpected sensation Billy Mack?

Maybe you guessed it,
it is unbelievable.

It's Billy Mack.

You won.

We can be heard across the country.
You are at 1.

How are you going to celebrate?
- I do not know.

I can act like a loser ...

and drink with my fat manager.

Or I hang up ...

and get flooded with invitations
for all kinds of parties.

Hopefully the latter.
Here it comes, Billy Mack's number 1.

Not that shit number again.

For you, Bill.

Elton.

Send an embarrassingly large car
and I'm coming.

It will be a very nice Christmas.

I have to get in there.

My mom and all that ...

It is getting a bit cold.

All I want for Christmas ...

are you.

Look, guys. There is Uncle Jamie.

Splendid. Nice to see you all.

I'm going again.

A man has to do his duty.

I hate Uncle Jamie.

To the airport. As fast as you can.

Merry Christmas.

Hi how are you?

Is it a lot of fun over there?

YOU MUST READ THIS -
A SMALL GRIP

Sam, eat.

I'm not hungry.

I made chicken kebab.

Read the sign on the door.

I SAID - I'M NOT HUNGER

A little long.

I'll open the door.

Hey.
- Who is it?

SAY THEY SING CHRISTMAS SONGS

They sing Christmas carols.

Give them a pound and tell them to rot.

NEXT YEAR,
WITH A BIT OF LUCK

I HAVE SOME WITH
ONE OF THESE GIRLS

BUT PRELIMINALLY I SAY

WITHOUT HOPE OR SUBSIDIARIES

BECAUSE IT IS CHRISTMAS

AND THEN YOU TELL THE TRUTH

THAT YOU ARE PERFECT

MY LOST HEART REMAINS
TO LOVE YOU

Until you look like this

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Enough.

What are you doing here?
You would go to Elton John.

When I first arrived, I received a revelation.

Come upstairs.

What was the revelation?

It was about Christmas.

You knew it was everywhere.

No, I knew Christmas is the time ...

to be with people you love.

I suddenly realized that I
despite everything I've been through ...

stand here.

In the fifties.

Without worry
i spent a big part of my life ...

spent with a fat employee.

I don't like to say it.

But the people I love ...

are you.

What a surprise.

10 minutes at Elton John and you're gay?

No, I am serious.

I left Elton ...

where a whole bunch
half naked girls were walking around ...

with open mouth,
to be with you at Christmas.

It's a terrible mistake, fat one.

But you turn out to be my great love.

Despite all my complaints ...

we had a beautiful life.

I thought it was an honor.

I'm proud of it.

Don't be silly.

We put it on a booze
and watch porn.

Dear Sir, dear David.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

I'm sorry about what happened.

It was a strange moment.
I feel like an idiot.

Especially because...

If I can't say it at Christmas,
When?

I'm yours. Love, Natalie.

Jack, get a car.

Right now.

Don't wait for me.

To Wandsworth, the bad part.

Harris Street. Which number?

This is the longest street in the world.

I have no idea.

Does Natalie live here?

Sorry to interrupt.

Are you not the prime minister?

Indeed. Merry Christmas.

That's part of it nowadays.
Wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

Does Natalie live here?

Are you going to sing Christmas carols?

Come on.

It is possible.

Sorry to interrupt. Does Natalie live here?

He lives next door.

Fantastic.

Are you who I think you are?

Yeah, sorry for the blunders.

My cabinet is bad.
We hope things will get better next year.

Merry Christmas.

Is Natalie at home?

Where the hell is my coat?

These are my mom and dad,
Uncle Tony and Aunt Glynne.

Hey.
- Nice to meet you.

This is the prime minister.

We see that, honey.

We are in a great hurry.

We are going to the Christmas concert.

All local schools participate,
even St Basil's.

Go on, Mom.
- What can we do for you?

I must have Natalie.

For state affairs.

Come on later, Plumpy. Natalie.

I don't want to delay you.

Does not matter.

Keith will be very disappointed.
- It really doesn't matter.

I have months
working on the squid suit.

Eight arms is a lot.

You can ride.

Then we discuss state affairs in the car.

Excellent.

Hold on, everyone.

How far is it?
- Around the corner.

I just want you ...

thank you for the christmas card.

You're welcome.

Sorry from back then.

I came in, he came to me
and the fire was burning.

He is the President of America
and nothing happened.

I felt so silly.

I always think of you.

You're the man I really ...

love.

It really was around the corner.

I'm not going in there.

Nobody wants to be bothered
from a politician now.

Come on in. Fun.

Rather not.

I will be sorry ...

to drive away from you.

Wait a minute.

John is very secretive.
How do you know each other?

We can see from the wings.

I'll be right back, Terry.

I'm incognito here.

I went to school here, I know the way.
Come on.

All the sheep are ready, and you ...

How is it going?

Bye, boys.

Is everything OK?

What are you doing here?

Ah, I ...
- We say to your secretary ...

that we organize something like this.
But I don't really expect you.

I thought: I'll just come.

They must not see me.
I have to hide somewhere.

Good luck, Daisy. Good luck, Bernie.

How delightful
to see my stupid big brother.

We don't know each other yet.

This is Gavin.

Hey.
- My agent.

This is Natalie, my ...

my catering manager.

Keep him away from you.

He used to like women like you.

I am very careful.
No fun, even if it's Christmas.

No really.

Showtime. Fast.

I'll see you soon.
- Probably.

Now the Christmas number comes
from the Hillier School.

Joanna Anderson sings solo.

The rest arranged her mother.

The excellent Mrs. Anderson.

The school management also wants to participate.

Our apologies for that.

Not entirely incognito.

And now?
- Laugh.

Bow.

To wave.

I never expected this.

See you later.

I'll see you again.

What would you do in this case?

Which case?

Suppose your husband bought a necklace.

It was a Christmas present
for someone else.

Would you wait?

Would you wait to know
if it's just a chain ...

or about sex and a chain?

Or, even worse, a chain and love.

Would you stay if you knew
that life was just a little worse?

Or would you run away?

I destroy everything.

A madman.

You made fun of me.

You're making a fool of my life.

It was amazing.

Little lobster, you were ...

How shall I say it?

Orange.

I have goodies at home. Dad is coming.

Fantastic. Great drumming, boy.

My plan failed.
- Then just say it.

What?
- That you love her.

They're leaving tonight.

Even better.

You have nothing to lose.
Soon you'll be eternally sorry.

I should have told your mother more often.

Every day, because she was perfect every day.

You know the movies.
It doesn't end until it's over.

We do it.

We get on our balls of love.

Wait a second.

My fault.
- No not at all.

You're Sam's father, aren't you?

Stepfather.

Daniel.
- I'm Carol.

Well, there we go.

Until another time, Karen.

That's for sure.

Say it.

You know.
- Don't be silly.

There she is.
- True?

Over there.

I know a shortcut to the airport.

Good evening.

I ask your daughter ...

to her hands.

Do you want to marry my daughter?

Yes.

A man is at the door.

He wants to marry you.

I do not know him.
- So what?

Are you selling me to a stranger?

Why sell?

I pay him.

I was talking about your other daughter: Aurelia.

It is at work. I'll take you there.

Staying here.
- I do not think so.

Stupid.

Father sells Aurelia as a slave
to an Englishman.

Wait.

FLIGHT 21:45 NEW YORK
LAST CALL

Do not give permission.

Shut up, Miss Dunkin 'Donut, 2003.

We don't fly.
- You can't go through.

May that boy
not saying goodbye to his great love?

Sorry.
- Boarding pass.

I must have it somewhere.
Hold on.

Unless...

Do you want to run to her?
- Hold on.

Do you think I should do that?

I left them
where I drank coffee.

He's going to kill Aurelia.

Crazy.

Do you know my name?
- Of course.

I have to go.

Where's Aurelia?
- What is that to you?

He wants to marry her.

That is not possible. It is our best waitress.

Beautiful Aurelia.

I am here to request ...

to marry me.

I seem like a fool.
I hardly know you.

But sometimes everything is clear.

And no need for proof.

I can live here
whether you inhabit England.

Go to England, girl.

Then you can marry Prince William there.

I don't expect it
you are as foolish as me.

I predict all you say no to.

But it's Christmas and I want to know.

Say well, skinny bitch.

That would be nice.

Yes my answer.

Easy question.

What do you say?

Of course.

Do you know English?

For cases like that.

1 MONTH LATER

Hello, Daisy.
- This is Greta.

This Aurelia. This is Juliet. This is Peter.

I hadn't seen you, Mark.
- I thought I'm coming.

Jamie's friends look good.

He does not say that.

Perhaps
I chose the wrong choice.

The wrong Englishman.

She speaks poor English.

Have you brought anything for us?
- Yes.

How is it going?
- Fine.

Thank you for being there again.

Come home.

There she is.

He should have kissed her.
- No, it's all right.

Good?
- What are you doing here?

I also want a see-saw.
- Naughty.

I have to go.

This is Harriet.

Very pleasant.

Is it OK for you
that I brought my sister?

This is Carla.

She is very nice.

You sure are Tony.

I heard you were pretty.

How heavy you are.
- Shut up.