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Here's your grilled cheese.
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No crust.
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Cool.
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And can you just move
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your coloring materials, sir?
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Look.
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Pretty.
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I was born during the Great Depression,
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and I never saw anything as depressing
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as that grown-ass white boy coloring
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in the damn coloring book.
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I was born during a
Def Leppard concert...
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And that is the most depressing
thing I've ever seen.
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I'm gonna go school him.
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Or, in his case, pre-school him.
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Max, be gentle.
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I think he's in the middle
of his terrible 32s.
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Excuse me, OshKosh B'gosh.
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I have a question about
your coloring book.
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Why?
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Oh, they're for adults.
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Super Zen.
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Super meditative.
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Helps with stress.
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You know what else helps with stress?
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Sex.
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And even if someone could get past
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those boner-killing overalls...
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you ain't gonna have any of
that if you keep this up.
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Not to mention,
how stressful can your life
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really be if you are carefully
shading a unicorn's ass
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at 3:00 p.m. on a Tuesday?
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Pickup. Veggie wrap.
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Oh, my God, he's having sex.
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Oh, Caroline, don't be such a prude.
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Oh, good, it's Sophie.
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I was worried he was
at that bagel again.
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Who says that a pregnant
woman can't have sex
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on the kitchen floor of a diner?
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The Health Department, Sophie.
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Oh boy, sex makes me thirsty.
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She just blew right past those cups.
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Sophie, having sex with you pregnant
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is even hotter than having
sex when you had the bird flu.
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Yeah, well, you know,
I'm just as sweaty,
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but I sneeze less.
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Sophie, you're really not letting
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this pregnancy slow you down.
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You've already had more sex just today
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than Caroline's had all year.
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You're not even in maternity clothes.
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Yeah.
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Well, I don't need to wear one
of those frumpy potato sacks.
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Yeah, because I'm a hot potato!
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Oh.
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Earl, what are you looking at?
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I have no idea.
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All right, Max...
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It's time to have that
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uncomfortable conversation again.
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Okay,
but I thought you said it was a hard no
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on having sex in front
of the Today Show window?
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Oh, come on.
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My month here is almost up.
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I have to get back to L.A.,
and we need a plan.
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We have a plan.
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I use the NuvaRing I found at
the Burlington Coat Factory.
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They really are more than great coats.
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Max, let's get real.
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Max doesn't like to talk about reality
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unless it's reality TV.
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Like the Cops New Orleans
episode she was on.
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It's the only time Fox
has ever aired a nipple.
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Uh, who ordered the Korean boy band?
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Uh, can I help you?
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Yeah, hi.
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I'm looking for Han Lee.
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'Bout yay big.
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'Bout yay stupid.
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You're looking for Han?
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Just Han, or are you trying
to collect the whole set?
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You kind of look like this
Korean pop star named Bong.
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Well, my bong is from Korea.
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Uh, Han is not here.
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Well, if you see him,
just tell him Hwang came to say,
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if he doesn't call me back,
he's got three strikes
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and no balls.
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Oh, he knows that.
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Oh, my God, do you think Han
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may be in some sort of trouble?
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I'm really worried.
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Oh, J. Crew sale!
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So, after we pay the painters,
the electrician, the plumber,
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and, of course,
the bribes to the inspectors,
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we have just enough money
left for what I like to call
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a little "cash cush."
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If that's cash we use for kush,
I'm excited about it.
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We can't spend that money,
so pretend it's not there,
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like you do with recycling bins.
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Oh, no!
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The rats are using our tarp
as their Superdome again!
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I'll get the rat mallet!
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No, don't get the rat mallet!
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It's a talking one, get the gun.
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Well, if it isn't Crouching Loser,
Hidden Virgin.
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Girls, I'm in a bit of hot water.
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What happened,
you fell into a tea cup again?
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No, I'm in deep trouble!
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You've never been in deep anything.
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Well, wait,
is that why those scary-looking guys
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came into the diner looking for you
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and made some threats?
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I remember something about
a strike and no balls.
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Something about no balls?
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You monsters didn't
get the precise wording
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on a threat to my life?
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I was a little distracted, Han.
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J. Crew claimed to have a 50% off sale,
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but then I clicked on the link,
and it was an "up to" 50% sale.
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Mostly on men's suiting.
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Oh, do send me the link
so I can select the suit
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I'll be buried in!
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Because you two can't
take a damn message!
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All right, Han, what is going on?
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Are you really in trouble?
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Hey!
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What was that?
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Help me, strong, big man!
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That wasn't gunshots, Han,
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it was just a car backfiring.
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What's going on?
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Well, there's no easy way to say it.
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I have a pretty substantial
gambling problem.
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But Han, that's almost interesting.
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Yeah, and I'm almost history!
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In case you weren't following,
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I'm in a lot of debt!
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Han, my man, I'm here for you.
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Tell us what it is.
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Poker, ponies, football?
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It's...
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ladies tennis.
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Ladies tennis?
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I didn't even know you played tennis.
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Yeah, well, it's a vicious sport.
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And I lost most of my money
on those Williams sisters.
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Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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You're telling me!
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I thought the bad one was the good one.
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How much do you owe these people?
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Well,
with the initial debt and the interest,
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I'm told it's in the neighborhood
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of a black market kidney.
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Those are pretty pricey.
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I know, I have two of them.
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Han, that's fascinating, yet disturbing.
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Like when you use a black
light at a Red Roof Inn.
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You're like an enigma.
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Enigma, please.
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Han, how dangerous can Hwang be?
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His office is in a karaoke bar.
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The only thing he's gonna murder
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is the Hall and Oates catalogue.
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Han, you have to face this bully.
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And this is coming from
your biggest bully.
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Now come on, do what I say,
or I'll beat you up.
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Here we go.
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Oh, I just remembered...
I need to get my sweater.
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From my home.
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In Korea.
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Boom.
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He looks busy.
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Let's revisit this in September.
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Oh, I see we have company.
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Come in, sit down, give me my money.
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Look, Mr. Hwang.
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We understand Han has a weakness
for pleated white skirts
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and over-developed thighs.
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Slow down, let me handle this.
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I have experience with
hardened criminals.
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First off, killer Carly Rae Jeps.
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Um, do you mind if a sister does,
like, five shots?
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Look, Mr. Hwang.
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Call me by my first name: Hwang.
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Your names is Hwang Hwang?
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Oh, you think that's funny?
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So did Kim.
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Kim, show them your mangled genitals.
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We're all set, mangled genitals-wise.
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Speak for yourself,
I'd take a peek at them mangled gennies.
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Uh, perhaps we could put an
installment plan in place
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for the money Han owes you?
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How much is it, exactly?
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$30,000.
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On ladies tennis?
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I'm sure we can figure this out.
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Yeah,
I have a free pass to any AMC Theatre.
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I should warn you, though,
it does exclude the IMAX.
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Keep it, Han.
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I've decided to give you a
little time to pay me back.
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That is so cool of you.
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How much time?
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Uh, one song.
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Right now.
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And Han?
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You better make it a toe-tapper.
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'Cause when you're done,
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you'll have one less toe to tap.
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You're not really gonna
take off his toes.
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Kim, show him your missing toes.
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Come on, Han, it's show time.
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I mean, "toe time."
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Oh, my God,
this is like when they make people sing
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on American Idol after
they've been voted off.
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Hwang,
what are you gonna do with another toe?
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I mean, you think you need another one,
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and then they just sit on the shelf.
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If I don't take his toes,
then I'm known as the guy
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who says he's gonna take toes
and then doesn't take toes.
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Uh, can I peruse a song book?
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It might take a while, I'm very picky.
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ABBA...
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AC/DC...
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Adele...
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I already picked you a song.
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"Last Dance" by Donna Summer.
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'Cause when that toe is gone,
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it'll be the last time you dance.
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Sing.
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What are we gonna do?
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You heard Han.
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He needs us by him,
beside him, to guide him!
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Should we go and get the cops?
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No, by the time they get back,
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Han will have one less toe,
if Hwang even stops there.
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What if he takes his whole foot?
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Han needs all the height he can get.
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Didn't you say something about
us having a money cushion?
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We can't use the cushion.
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We need it for the dessert bar
in case we have a slow start.
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Like we have had with every
business we've started before.
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You sure? 'Cause...
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Leaning towards helping.
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Han is annoying, nerdy, bad at sports,
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but he gave us a cushion
when we didn't have anything.
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Max, I want to help Han,
but I also don't want us
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to wind up with nothing.
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Again.
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Let me see him one more time.
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Can I start over?
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I had a bubble in my throat.
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Chestnut, we have big news.
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And something called mochi.
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In here.
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I let myself in.
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Chestnut can talk?
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Thank you, God!
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What's up, good looking?
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I still can't believe
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you're dating someone
who looks like that,
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and can read.
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Randy, you will not believe what we did.
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00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,731
We saved Han's life.
264
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,567
Well, not his life, so much as his toe,
265
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:33,504
but still an amazing
gesture on our part.
266
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:34,339
Well...
267
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:37,775
long story about a short guy,
268
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:42,113
we bought the diner.
269
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,448
I had to get something out of it.
270
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,884
I mean, I'm not Mother Teresa.
271
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,785
You bought the diner?
272
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,188
The diner that doesn't
show up on Google Maps
273
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,689
for legal reasons?
274
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,324
That diner?
275
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,026
Why would you do that?
276
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,828
Well, not bought, exactly.
277
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,664
We got Han out of debt in
exchange for part ownership.
278
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,867
It's like, we spend five years
trying to get out of hell,
279
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:06,037
and then... we bought hell!
280
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,171
Crazy, right?
281
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,574
Yeah, no, real crazy.
282
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,943
When I think of impulse buys,
I think of Altoids
283
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,078
or a flashlight keychain.
284
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,282
Well, I guess congratulations.
285
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,816
Wait, what is that look on your face?
286
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,718
I've never seen it before.
287
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,687
Are you mad?
288
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,188
Just surprised you didn't think
289
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,024
to talk to me about it first.
290
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:30,862
What, every time I buy a diner,
I have to tell you?
291
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:33,698
I go back to L.A. in three days.
292
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,266
You couldn't make a plan for that,
293
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,735
but you bought the diner?
294
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,771
That's a commitment.
295
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,773
Now it's done.
296
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,645
I should go tell Chestnut what we did.
297
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,848
'Cause he is gonna laugh.
298
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,754
I know what'll make this all okay.
299
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,023
Some jug snugs?
300
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,993
Yours, not mine.
301
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,728
Nothing?
302
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,096
Well, if we're not gonna do it,
303
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,164
at least put on a shirt.
304
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,566
I am human.
305
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,435
You really think you're
gonna have time for us?
306
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,604
Starting a new business
and owning the diner?
307
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,672
Yes!
308
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,507
I had four jobs in sixth grade,
309
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:20,011
and I still had time to follow
Smash Mouth around the country.
310
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:24,449
Not the band,
a meth head my mom really liked.
311
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:28,119
Chestnut had a big reaction to the news,
as well.
312
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,088
Where's the poop shovel?
313
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,095
Hey, boss ladies, congratulations!
314
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,697
I heard that you own the diner now.
315
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,900
Which is why I am doing double doobies.
316
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,637
Part! Part owners!
317
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,739
I'm still the boss.
318
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:48,740
Put that away!
319
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:51,743
Doobie continued.
320
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:55,313
Who's the boss, Tiny Danza?
321
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,282
Well, I will be again,
as soon as I scrape up
322
00:16:58,284 --> 00:16:59,984
the money to pay you back.
323
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,419
But don't worry, from now on,
324
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,822
I'm not gambling on anything
but lunch at Chipotle.
325
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:10,328
Hey, everybody!
326
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,231
Sophie's back and better than ever!
327
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:16,834
Like racism in America.
328
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,270
I heard that.
329
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,506
Wow, Sophie, that is some dress.
330
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:25,443
And there must be one very
cold leopard out there.
331
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,780
Oh, I like your style, baby.
332
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:30,448
I realized
333
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:35,019
I don't need to wear those
basic bitch maternity clothes.
334
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:39,390
I can be maternal without
losing that little whisper
335
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,393
that says, "I'm doable."
336
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,064
Yes, you are.
337
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,367
She also made a maternity
item for the bedroom.
338
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:52,770
It's called "The Preglig�."
339
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,938
Hey, Oleg.
340
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,141
Meet me in the bathroom.
341
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,281
Hey, Earl, I'm heading out.
342
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,583
I guess we'll never get to
do that Lethal Weapon reboot
343
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,485
we talked about.
344
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:12,256
That's all right,
I'm doing a Rush Hour reboot with Han.
345
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,991
What're you doing with that luggage?
346
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,394
Did I get you kicked
out of another hotel?
347
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,463
No, I changed my ticket.
348
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,798
Going back to L.A. today.
349
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,366
But that's today.
350
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,703
And that is a ticket to Los Angeles.
351
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:29,740
Use it whenever you
want and I'll be there.
352
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,042
This is empty.
353
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:34,712
Yeah, everything's done online now.
354
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,381
I just did that for effect.
355
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,283
You'll get an email.
356
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,620
Good luck with your
dessert bar and the diner.
357
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,422
I'm gonna see you.
358
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,424
Yeah.
359
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,234
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
360
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,469
Why are you being so good-bye-y?
361
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,405
I'm gonna visit as soon as
things get settled here.
362
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:02,907
And we'll talk every day.
363
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,743
I'm even better at phone
sex than I am at real sex.
364
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,278
I find that hard to believe.
365
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,781
It's the only thing on my
resum� that's not a lie.
366
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:14,619
I'll figure it out. We'll make a plan.
367
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,187
I know you think that.
368
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,356
But I think I was right the first time.
369
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,259
Long-distance relationships don't work.
370
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,928
And I think the real distance between us
371
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,164
is where we are in our lives.
372
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,131
What distance?
373
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,334
I'm three inches away from you.
374
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,672
You better get back to your diner.
375
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,874
I love you, Max.
376
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,912
I love you, too.
377
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:48,953
Okay, that felt really good-bye-y.
378
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:57,962
I'm okay, Earl.
379
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:01,165
This is for me.
380
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:06,070
I know this is really hard,
but you don't know where
381
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,438
this all is gonna end up.
382
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,841
Like you,
when you ride the subway on ecstasy.
383
00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:14,579
Are you okay?
384
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,114
I am the opposite of okay.
385
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:23,020
You know, as the boss,
I could let you take a break.
386
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,755
I mean, ten minutes, tops.
387
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,257
If I give you more than ten minutes,
388
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,059
then I'll be known as the girl who says
389
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,327
she's gonna give ten minutes,
390
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,663
then doesn't give ten minutes.
391
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,365
I need to talk to the owner.
392
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,533
That's me!
393
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:39,737
Oh, that was really painful.
394
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,940
And probably worse than losing a toe.
395
00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:47,540
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