All language subtitles for Rutherford.Falls.S02E01

- Lawrence Rutherford,
founder of this town

and my patriarchal ancestor.

He brokered a uniquely fair
and honest deal

with our neighbors,
the Minishonka,

thus establishing our town.

- What do you want?

- Something that was ours
to begin with.

- That land includes

the Rutherford Falls
Heritage Museum,

AKA my house.

- We present to you
Ye Olde Rutherford Village.

- The entire town center
will be transformed

into 17th century
Rutherford Falls.

- So you're gonna take my land

but allow me to stay on it
under your terms?

- Think of it as a fair
and honest deal.

- Elizabeth is Nathan's mom,
but who is this Ronnie guy?

- I don't think Nathan's
technically a Rutherford.

- I can't be with a guy

who destroys
my best friend's entire life.

- I'm sorry, Reagan.

- Do you know how much wood
I've chopped,

how many cars I've washed,

dirty dancing classes I taught?

- Oh.

- Hey, Bobbie,
just a quick FYI,

I'm closing the museum

for approximately ever.

I'll see you later.

[jaunty piano beat]

- Previously
on "An American Powder Keg"...

- Shut your stupid pieholes!

Big Larry's gonna stay
right where he is.

- Is it not accurate
to say that your family

introduced whiteness
to the region?

- Nathan did try to pay off

his family's debt
with popcorn.

- From WNHY New York,
I'm Josh Carter,

and this
is "An American Powder Keg:

The Story
of Nathan Rutherford."

In this final chapter
of the podcast,

we reflect
on all that's changed.

Much of the town
of Rutherford Falls,

now partially owned
by the Minishonka Nation,

has been completely
transformed into some sort of

colonial-themed
tourist destination.

But the question remains:
where's Nathan?

Having lost everything,
this once vocal mouthpiece

for the Rutherford name
has seemingly vanished,

ignoring repeated requests
for comment.

As his family's legacy fades,

I can't help but hope
that wherever he is,

he's found his place
in the world.

"An American Powder Keg"
is brought to you

by Unbiased Undies.

Unbiased Undies
make me feel sexy...

- Reagan.
- And supported.

[music cuts]

- Reagan, they're here.
Come on.

- Be right there.

[upbeat music]

The history
of Indigenous people

is the greatest story
never told, until now.

I'm proud to welcome you to the
new Minishonka Cultural Center

and Northeast Regional
Historical Exhibition Museum.

We're working on the name.
Follow me.

- Hi.
Welcome.

By entering,
you relinquish your rights

to all media content
created on-site.

Enjoy your visit.

- Minishonka parents still use

cradle boards like this one
to hold their babies,

freeing their hands to work.

And check this out.

Baby bling.

Baby doesn't even
see this side.

It's just a flex.

These 19th century moccasins
made from deer skin

and beadwork are
my favorite piece here,

or they will be,
if they ever arrive.

Timothy
at the shipping company,

he's blaming the delay
on general climate change.

I'm like, "Sure, Timothy."
Not your problem, though.

- Hey, possums.

Are you a second-season
Netflix show?

'Cause you just got canceled!
Ah-ah!

- Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Chill.

Lawrence Rutherford did end

the Great Possum Infestation
of 1812,

but he would have surely lost

if it weren't
for the Minishonka,

who dropped some much-needed
wildlife knowledge.

- Without the Minishonka,
you'd all be dead.

- I mean,
I didn't say it, but...

I hope you enjoyed
the tour today.

Um, any questions?
Yeah?

- Why isn't the Minishonka
Cultural Center on Indian land?

And furthermore...
- Furthermore, okay.

- When will you decolonize
this oppressive museum space?

- Well, the concept of a museum
is a European idea,

so it's impossible
to decolonize,

but we can reclaim it
and make it our own.

And we are building a museum
on our rez.

It'll be done in a year or so,
so relax.

And furthermore,
isn't this all Indian land?

Anyone else?

- Does Nathan know
that you touched his stuff?

Also, where is he?

- Ms. Fish,
as I told you yesterday

and every tour
for the last two months,

I don't know where Nathan is.

He's taking some space
for himself,

and we're giving it to him.
- Fine.

I didn't know
if there was an update.

- Bobbie, take us home, please.

- Astronaut ice cream.

Who wants?
Who wants?

And go get 'em.
Go get 'em.

And go get 'em.

[upbeat music]

* *

- Did the slideshow
for Terry's birthday.

I timed it to play for
the whole party, no repeats.

- Terry hates surprises,
so a surprise party's

really gonna catch him
off guard.

- Hmm, logic tracks to me.
[watch beeps]

Oh, I really got to get
to my next appointment.

[watch chimes]

And there's my meditation
reminder.

- Meditation?
- Yeah.

I'm just trying out
little chunks of self-care.

It's been stressful.
- Oh, I feel you.

I mean my plate is full.

That's why I wake up
every morning

at 3:45 a.m.

And until Terry wakes up
at 4:15,

that's my time,
that's Renee's time.

- Mm.
[watch chimes]

Oh, meditation over.

Not one of my more effective
ones, I've got to say.

- Oh, before I forget, I have
another batch of photos to add.

I know it's a little after the
deadline, but so what, right?

- Right. Yeah,
what is a deadline anyway

but some dumb time boundary
to help us not lose our minds?

- Reagan, I need
to speak with you.

It's an emergency.
- Oh.

- There's a ghost
in the building.

Like, for real.
- Bobbie, stop.

- I've heard noises and sounds.
- Those are the same.

- Creaky floors.
Humming.

Sometimes I get a chill
out of nowhere,

especially by the windows.

- You know what,
I wish there was a ghost.

I could use the help.
[watch beeps]

Ugh, stop yelling at me.
You're a watch!

- Uh, so what are we thinking,
ghost-wise?

- There's no ghost.
Please just do your job.

I'm so late.

Love you. Got to go.
- Uh...

- With our acquisition and
reimagining of the town square,

we've now completed phase four,
subphase eight.

But phase four, subphase nine
is where things really heat up.

- Yep, subphase nine's
a real banger,

but Terry, I can't take
any more information.

If you stuff anymore in, it's
gonna come out the other end.

- Relax.
You're just not used

to being
a high-performing individual.

- Rude.
- Let me ask you.

How much water do you drink?

- This is not about water.

Why?
How much should I be drinking?

- Imagine a lot.

Imagine too much.

It's more than that.

- [huffs]

Oh, pfft.
[laughs]

No.
Oh, my gosh.

I'm not drinking all this.
It's like a kiddie pool.

- There's all kinds of life
hacks to help you optimize.

Cold showers,
random sprints,

calibrating chews per bite.

I'll send you some articles.

- The last thing I need

is homework telling me
how to do more homework.

I need a real support staff.

I'm doing the work
of three people.

- The revamp drained us.

We should be cutting budgets,
not expanding them.

But I might have something
that could solve your problems.

- Is it the water?

- The water, yes.

- Mm-hmm.

- So this is your basic
ghost hunting equipment.

We got a thermo reader,
radio frequency jammer.

- Some Reese's Pieces,

in case it's like
an "E.T." type ghost.

- Wasn't E.T. an alien?

- Don't question us.

Ghosts are serious business,

especially
in a place like this.

- What do you mean?
What does he mean?

- Obviously, there are a lot of
white ghosts here pissed off

because Indians have
occupied the space.

- But we brought a bunch
of their sacred items

to lure 'em out.

A "Cheers" DVD,

a $9 bottle of chardonnay,

and Malcolm Gladwell books.

They can't get enough of these.

- Did you do the prep
we asked for?

- Yes, I left a plate

of grilled, unseasoned chicken
out as bait.

I put it right here on the--

[gasps]
The chicken is missing.

The chicken is missing!

- Show yourself, spirit.

- Every time we visit,

it takes my breath away.

Can you feel the excitement?

- I feel kind of nauseous.

All this faux patriotism
makes my tummy hurt.

- Reagan, this is
how we get our land back,

one hand-dipped candle
at a time.

- Ugh.
- Someday,

Ye Olde Rutherford Village
will be

as popular as Times Square.

- Yep, I can already picture
the Ye Olde Red Lobster.

- Terry.

- Oh, boy.

- Terry Thomas.
- Feather Day.

- I know who I am.

The question is,
who do you think you are

shoving this
old-timey colonizer crap

down our gullets?

Because as a proud
Minishonka woman,

I must say,
that is not our way.

- There's no need
for dramatics.

As I said at the council vote,

this undertaking
will benefit all of--

- As you know,

I run a gym called Sweat.

First sessions are free.
Generous referral program.

- Oh, I'm good.

- See?
Sweat was a great name.

Sharp, clean, sensual.

Nobody wants to set foot
in Ye Olde Sweat.

- Or eat at Ye Olde Soup Depot.

- I mean, did we want to eat
at regular Soup Depot?

- Folks, it's just branding.

- We should be free to call our
businesses whatever we want.

- Mm-hmm.

What I'm hearing
from our community

is that your dumb plans are
infringing on our freedom.

- Oh.
- Hold on.

Cool it with the F-bombs.

- I like freedom, Terry.

- Yeah, freedom rules.

- Okay, that's enough, Arnold.

- Look, pretty soon,
we're all

gonna be swimming
in a lot of money.

Try not to sweat
the small stuff.

- I have the right

to sweat what and where
and whom I choose

because that is America,

and this is not over.

Come on, Arnold.
Keep up.

- Hmm.

[tense music]

[device beeping]

[floorboard creaks]

- [gasps]
- [grunts]

- It's not a ghost.
It's a pervert.

Kick him!
Kick him!

- No!
No, no, no, no, no, no.

- Wait, stop.
Stop.

It's Nathan.

- Nathan?

- Hi, Bobbie.

- WebMD says to apply this
on and off for 15 minutes.

And tell me,
what the hell is going on?

- Okay, but it's gonna
take a while to really parse

through all of the nuances
of my situation.

- He came back two months ago

and was super embarrassed
about how he acted

and Josh's podcast
about how he acted,

so he hid in the attic.

- That's pretty much
all the nuances.

- But what have you
been doing up here?

- I've been working on myself,

you know,
examining my blind spots.

I read the book
"White Fragility,"

and then I read
another book about

how "White Fragility" is bad,

and then I read
a third book called

"White 'White Fragility'
Fragility"

about how white people
are super fragile

about the book
"White Fragility."

- It's been a real journey
for him,

and for me,
via text.

- I'm almost ready
to rejoin society.

I just have to nail my reentry.

People think I'm a selfish
jerk, and they're not wrong.

I have to apologize to everyone

and make sure they know I've
grown and changed as a person.

I'm thinking something splashy,
mid-July.

- That's ten months away.

- Yeah, I know.
It's gonna be tight.

- So you're just gonna
hang out here all alone?

- Well, he's not alone.

I've been here with him,
helping him out,

sacrificing what little
free time I have for that.

And of course, in return,
he's been helping me,

you know, check off some of the
stuff on my long to-do list.

- I knew there was no way

you could do all this
on your own.

You've accepted
so many unearned high fives.

And Nathan, you may not
have been a ghost, but...

you ghosted me.

- Bobbie, I clearly owe you
a huge apology,

and you're gonna get a doozy,

with everybody else,
circa July.

- Or now.
- Hmm? Now?

- Read the room, bud.

- But...

Ah, okay.

[chuckles nervously]
All right.

Even though
I am many drafts away

from even being workshop ready,
let's give it a try.

Keep in mind,
this is a rough draft.

Um, Bobbie...

I--
- I forgive you!

Of course I forgive you.

- Oh!

[sighs contentedly]

- I know the financials
aren't a home run,

but are we talking
ground rule double,

maybe a triple?

- This is more like if the
batter flipped off the crowd

and then crapped his pants.

- Why would he do that?

- Business at the rebranded
shops has actually gone down.

You bet on Americana
at the exact moment in history

when the American brand
is in the dumpster.

- But that's temporary, right?

Eventually, Mark Wahlberg
will make some movie

about an EMT
who adopts a shelter dog,

and together,
they'll save the Super Bowl,

and then everyone will be back
on board with America, right?

- I mean...

[sighs]

- Well, thanks
for the rundown, Al.

- Yeah.

- I'm confident
we'll right the ship.

- I hope so,

because as they say
in the big leagues,

you can
only crap your pants once.

[determined music]

* *

- Here we go.
- Shake it up. Shake it up.

- Tonight's P.F. Chang's
and a movie pairing is...

"Honey, I Walnut the Shrimp."
[both laugh]

Been looking forward
to this one.

- Yeah.

Man, I'm still riding high

off that Bobbie forgive.

Do you think I should
do the big apology now

instead of waiting for July?

Is that insane?
- I mean,

as much as I hate to lose
my white man in the cupboard,

it's clearly the right move.

- Hmm.
- All right.

Let me give Chang's a call.

140 new messages?

- Whoa.

- The cultural center
was my dream,

but I think
it's slowly killing me.

- Aw.
- Look, my eye twitch is back.

- Oh, yeah.
It's Morse code.

"Forget work.

Walnut shrimp."
- [sighs]

You're right.
No work talk.

Tonight is about you,
me, and Moranis.

- A-boom.

Hey, wardrobe-wise,

do you think a societal reentry
is black tie?

- [sighs]
- No.

It's very inappropriate

for me to ask you
to take that on.

I take responsibility.

- Well, look at you stepping up
and owning your business.

- Mm-hmm.

- Also, I'm gonna need you
to add 40 new photos

to Terry's birthday slideshow.
- Copy that.

- This apology's
got to be big,

but humble.

Effective,
but effortless.

- Big, humble,
effective, effortless.

Love that.

- Something that says,

"Nathan Rutherford is back,

and he is better
than ever, baby!"

- [laughs]
I have the chills.

Look.

- Bobbie, are you sure
you're okay helping me

even though you're not
my assistant anymore?

- Yes.
We're still besties.

So get ready
to proof my college apps

and lend me your car
when I want

to go antiquing in Saratoga.

- Deal.

All right. What's gonna
make the best apology?

I was working
on this whole speech,

but it's, like, ugh,
you know?

And so, I'm just--I'm tossing
it out, starting from scratch.

First blurt:
five-part rock opera.

We call it "Nathan Rutherford:
A Redemption Spectacular."

- Obsessed, but you capped
the budget at $50.

Maybe focus on making amends.

- Okay, good.
Amends.

How do you make amends?

I stand in the middle
of town square.

Anyone I've wronged can
just walk up and insult me

or physically punish me.

- It's gonna seem like
you're into that,

which, no judgies--

- Zoom out.

Where are we
with celebrity integrations?

- Fallon, Kimmel, and Colbert
haven't returned my calls.

James Corden did,
but you don't want that.

- Gah, why is this so hard?

I wish it could just
be like it was with you.

It was so natural.
I loved how I was being.

- I loved how I was being.

- Oh, my God.

Did we just crack this?

- No idea where
you're going with this,

but it feels like a moment.

I'm gonna take a video.

[light chatter]

- No, make sure
those quiche cups stay warm

but don't dry out.

Those balloons are sagging.

What, is there
a helium shortage?

- Sorry!
- Reagan.

Terry's almost here, and
there's still so much to do.

- Oh, I'm sure you got it.
It looks amazing--

- So many tasks,
so few competent people,

you know what I mean?

- Mm.

Is there anything I can do?
- Oh, you're a saint.

I'm not gonna do that thing

where I say, "No,"
and then you insist.

I respect you too much.
- Ah.

- Now, go decorate the cake.

- Oh, like, professionally?

- They wanted 100 bucks
to write a little message.

I have the frosting.

There's an app
that teaches calligraphy.

Now, go!
- Okay.

- I've been helping Reagan
plan Terry's party for weeks.

The guest list?

It's a veritable who's who

of who's who
in Rutherford Falls.

- I think
it's just one who's who.

- [laughs]
Not when it's this elite.

You need two who's whos.

It's the perfect opportunity
for a mass apology.

Now, here's the memory stick.
Let's go over this again.

I'm gonna sneak in undetected,
find the perfect hiding spot--

- And then emerge like
a butterfly from its chrysalis.

You don't think
I have this memorized?

- I'm sorry
for underestimating you.

- Forgiven.

Let's do this.

I'll see you inside.
- No. No, you won't.

Because I'm gonna find
the perfect hiding spot.

- I know.
- I know you know.

Okay.

- Call the foreman
and tell him

that we need to hit pause
on the next phase

while I figure
a few things out.

Listen, I'm walking
into dinner with my wife,

and I need to get off the phone
for my own safety.

So, we'll talk soon.

all: Surprise!

[cheers and applause]

- Did you do this?
- Well, I had to do something.

You're turning--
- No need to get into details.

[laughter]
- Sorry.

And I have
an even bigger surprise.

- * Now I've had
the time of my life *

* No, I never felt
like this before *

- Do you still remember?
- Are you kidding?

I taught these moves
for three years.

- [chuckles]

- * And I owe it all to you *

- * 'Cause I've had
the time of my life *

[cheers]

* And I owe it all to you *

* *

- * I've been waiting
for so long *

* Now I've finally found
someone to stand by me *

[cheers and applause]

- * We saw the writing
on the wall *

* As we felt
this magical fantasy *

* *

both: * Now with passion
in our eyes *

* There's no way we could
disguise it secretly *

* *

* So we take
each other's hand *

* 'Cause we seem
to understand the urgency *

[distant cheers]

- Sounds fun.

Would love
to be enjoying myself,

but sadly,
my whole life is this.

[gasps]
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit!

- I think you're supposed
to drink that,

not ruin cakes with it.

- Wayne, I swear.

[sighs]
Sorry.

I just didn't think I would be

coming here to do more work.

- Same. Renee asked me
to do this earlier,

and I was like,
"Nah, man."

- I'm sorry.
You said, "Nah, man"?

That's something
you can just say?

- Hell yeah.
You know, whenever somebody

asks me to do something
annoying

or it's just one of those times
I need to kick back and chill,

like a Tuesday.
- Mm-hmm.

- And it's not
like I'm the only one

that can do this stuff,
so nah, man.

- Is that
why you never seem stressed?

I just thought
you were always high.

- Oh, well, yeah,
also that.

- No, no.
This makes sense.

I think that's what setting
a boundary actually is.

Thanks, Wayne.

Can you help me fix the cake?

- I think you know
what I'm gonna say to that.

- Got it.
Yeah.

both: * Because I've had
the time of my life *

* No, I never felt
this way before *

- Looks pretty good
out there, huh?

- Don't love the centerpieces,
but listen.

I spoke to the DJ.

When the dance is done, they'll
take the spotlight off Terry

and put it on you,
then play the video.

Everyone will know
it's your moment.

- Yes. Yes.

[both chuckle]

Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm, this doesn't feel right.

Ah.
Oh.

I'm about to make
a terrible mistake.

- What?
What do you mean?

- Everything that I've
been learning and vowing

not to do again,
I'm about to do it again.

What was I thinking?

Bobbie!

We have to stop me!

Text the DJ.
- I don't have his number.

That's
an end-of-the-night move.

- Signal him or something.

Go. Go.
- Oh, okay.

* *

[music cuts off]
- Hello, Rutherford Falls.

[gasping and chatter]
Nathan Rutherford here.

I know you probably have
a lot of questions for me,

about me, and I'm here
to answer them all,

to lay my soul bare.

- What the hell?

- I'd like to offer a formal,

town-wide apology
to each and every one of you.

Okay. Wait.
Oh, hang on.

[chuckles nervously]
That's awfully bright.

Okay, bit of a mix-up.
Classic misunderstanding.

Because from here on out,
every choice I make, I own.

Yeah.
Okay, don't listen to him/me.

That's old Nathan.
This is new Nathan.

But that was old Nathan.

This--this is new Nathan.

Nathan 2.0.
Yeah.

So now, we're at 3.0,
because I am a Nathan

that knows that I shouldn't be
centering myself in this way.

I'm no longer the guy
who just centers himself,

sucking up all the air
in the room.

We got it, old Nathan.
We're ahead of you here, so--

Bobbie, why is that not off?

- I'm used to apps.
These are real buttons.

Okay, found it.

- Nathan.

This is my birthday.

- Yeah. Yeah.

[winces]
I know.

Terry, I'm so so--

- And I want to watch
the rest of that video.

- Oh, no you don't.
It's--hmm?

Oh, he--you do?

Okay.

Happy birthday.

And now that I'm enlightened
to these things,

I'm excited to share them
with others,

to be a guru,
if you will.

- Nathan also ruined the cake,
just FYI.

- Yeah.
That sounds appropriative.

Um, a sage.

Yeah, that feels right.
- [mouths] Sorry.

[upbeat '80s music]

- It wasn't my intention,

but you know,
intention doesn't matter.

Impact does, and so, I'm just
so sorry for the impact on you.

Please say something.

- Honestly, I've been
stressed out all week,

and it was hilarious
watching you drown.

Really put things
into perspective.

I mean, my life,
while hard,

it's not that,

so I accept your apology.

- Okay.
Well, thank you.

And I don't know what kind of
issues you're having right now,

but one time when I was
in a really tough spot,

you said to me,
all this stuff,

it's gonna work itself out.

- Hmm.
And did it?

- [chuckles dryly]
No. God, no.

Things took a real dark turn.

My whole life kind of
blew up, actually.

I'm still recovering from it,

but I don't think
that's gonna happen for you.

Look around.

* *

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

Hey!
You two clean up nice.

- Thanks.
- Aw. Listen, Reagan.

I would love an assist
with the guestbook.

I just want everyone
to snap a Polaroid,

glue it to a page, write
their favorite Terry memory.

Do you think maybe you could
wrangle some folks for me?

- Nah, man.

Also, Terry,
I'm gonna hire a curator,

and you're gonna pay for it.

Happy birthday, though.
This is all so nice.

- Hey.
Oh, wow.

Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

- You know, tonight--
I mean, what a great night.

- One for the books.

- I just wanted people to know
that I've changed,

but I guess it came off
as like,

"I'm not a villain.
I'm one of the good guys."

Well, maybe I'm not a good guy.
Maybe I'm just...

- Some asshole.
- Some guy.

Did you say "asshole"?
- [chuckles] Yeah.

I mean, like,
all my trying to be more--

tracking my steps,

chugging water
to optimize productivity--

it's pointless.

I'm not superhuman.
[sighs]

If we could just accept
that we're a couple of assholes

hurtling through space
on this big, dumb rock

crawling with other assholes,

maybe we could actually
feel good about ourselves.

- I like that.

Well, here's to being a couple
of lovable assholes.

[upbeat music]

* *

- Mayor Chisenhall,
just who I was hoping to see.

- Sorry I'm late.
I got caught up.

- Listen, I'm having issues

with the Main Street
business leaders.

- Angling
at your own birthday party?

Very on brand.

- It's actually branding
that I want to discuss.

If everyone embraces "Ye Olde,"
we'll attract more visitors.

- I'm gonna stop you there.

As much as I,
a Black woman,

would love to hear more about
your trip back to the 1800s,

as of tomorrow,

I'm being installed as
the interim state comptroller.

- Really?
That's a big deal.

- I know it.

In the line of succession,

it's five "Me Toos" away
from governor.

- Congratulations.
That's...

- There it is.
He's doing the math.

- The town will have
to elect a new mayor--

- I knew, within seconds,
this would be about you.

- This is a critical time,

and the next mayor
of Rutherford Falls

will have major influence
over the future of this town.

It is of utmost importance

that I secure a candidate
who bolsters my plans.

If I can't,
everything I've fought for

could be in jeopardy.

- Ooh, are those quiche cups?

- Yes, and they are incredible.

Organic eggs,
local cheeses,

but I can't get
into that right now.

I need to go find the next
mayor of Rutherford Falls.

[lively music]

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