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Hey, hulkees. Our
poll is finished.
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And you, our awesome viewers,
have chosen the subject
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For our next collection
of epic fail videos.
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Our previous clips,
"skaar picks his nose"
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And "that's got to
hurt," were huge hits!
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So buckle up, here comes
our latest video,
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"epic fails, jump jet style."
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(explosions erupt)
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Oh, oh, nose dive, oh-ho!
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- (laughs)
- hoo-ray!
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Plane blow up good. Yeah!
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Oh! You know, kind of hurts seeing
the jet get trashed all the time.
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Don't sweat it, jen.
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Red got us an endless
supply of them.
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Now, here's a new part
of the show I call,
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"follow the leader."
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One of the most dangerous
super villains there is.
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Hi. Hello. Your head is so big!
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(a-bomb giggles)
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He hates this.
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(fingers tap on glass)
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So, big brain,
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What's on the take-over/destroy
the world agenda for today?
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Rise and shine.
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Rise and shine?
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Ooh, it's breakfast
with the leader.
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Watch out for his
scrambled eggs of doom
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And his pancakes of the
apocalypse, oh, no!
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I am disappointed.
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(snickers)
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Computer: Incoming transmission.
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S.H.I.E.L.D. Emergency code 6769.
Nick fury to hulk. Do you copy?
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We read you, fury. What's up?
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Got a situation on our
new space station.
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Our main stabilizer
thruster has gone haywire.
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It's pushing the station out of
orbit and into a meteor shower.
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Doesn't the director
of s.H.I.E.L.D.
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Usually call in the precious
avengers for this stuff?
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The way I see it, you hulks are
pretty much indestructible.
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If you have a job for
a hammer, use five.
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So nice to be appreciated.
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Skaar like being hammer.
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I have a crew on board,
but the bigger danger
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Is our payload of anti-alien
invasion weapons.
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Let me guess.
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The station gets
hit by a meteor,
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It'll rain all those
bombs down onto earth.
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Fury: We're wasting
time discussing this.
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Skaar go for ride.
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She-hulk: Yeah, that's not good.
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There's fury's meteor
shower, right on schedule.
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Computer: Booster ignition.
Fasten your seatbelts.
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(engines roar)
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- Uh, going in kind of hot, jen.
-(alarms wail)
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It's not me. The boosters
fired on their own.
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The controls are locked.
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At this speed, we'll plow through
that station like tinfoil.
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So, I guess we're gonna get some
new epic fail jump jet footage.
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(alarm wails)
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Navigation isn't responding.
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We only got seconds
to avoid a collision.
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Try manually rebooting
the system.
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Make stupid airplane turn!
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- Get in there.
- (electricity crackles)
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She-hulk: Well, that
stopped the boosters.
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But not our momentum.
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Brace for impact.
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(grunts)
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Hulk: Think that's doing it.
We're turning.
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Nice one, hulk.
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The escaping air is...
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Well, farted us right
out of harm's way.
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Except we're losing
our air quick.
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Lucky you got me around.
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Station's heading right into
the middle of those meteors.
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Jen, we need power now.
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System restart will
take too long.
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We're dead in space.
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Jet may be dead but not us.
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Hulks, let's bust
some space rocks.
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Good thing we got
the rocket boards
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To back up our
piece-of-junk jet.
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Yeah. I'm just glad shulkie
ain't driving my board.
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Hey!
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Jerk.
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(grunts)
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Rock on, baby!
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Skaar slash!
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Aah! Wipe out!
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Skaar save you.
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(grunts)
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Thruster's jammed.
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We're gonna need some
heavy machinery.
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Hey, boys. I got your heavy
machinery right here.
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(strains)
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(engines hum)
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You did it! I'll activate
the other thrusters.
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We're clear. (Gasps)
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Oh, no.
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(roars)
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We came. We saw. We smashed.
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Hey, fury, how about a few nice words
about our world-saving shenanigans?
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You want credit?
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A-bomb, this never happened.
The whole event is top secret.
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Top secret means, "shh."
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So don't tell anyone, hulkees.
Wink, wink.
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She-hulk: Complete
system malfunction.
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It's like the jump jet suddenly
got a mind of its own.
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Fury did offer to give us a lift
home on the s.H.I.E.L.D. Shuttle.
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That's our thanks?
We deserve a medal.
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Yeah. We did just save the day.
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No thanks to you.
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Let me run the
diagnostics, will you?
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Computer: All systems normal.
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That's more like it.
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Must've just been a glitch.
We're good to go.
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- (metal clanks)
- skaar!
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Skaar, stop poking that missile.
You're gonna cause armageddon.
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(growls)
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Whoa!
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Think slamming the door on me
is funny, you goon? (Grunts)
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Skaar not do it.
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You try it. (Grunts)
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Skaar not do it.
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Hey!
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Very funny, wise guy!
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You do that again, and you're
gonna see a whole lot of red.
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But... But... (groans)
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Skaar not do it!
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Whoa! (grunts)
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A-bomb: Unbelievable. Skaar!
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But skaar thinks funny.
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Ha! A-bomb fall down.
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Urgh. Great, now skaar's
malfunctioning.
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(seat hisses)
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(cries out)
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Chair burns skaar's butt.
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(alarm sounds)
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Hmm.
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This nav computer
must be broken.
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We're way off course.
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How could we be lost?
Earth is right there.
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You should've let me drive.
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Come on, stupid computer.
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Computer: Access
denied, she-hulk.
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What? (Cries out)
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This thing just used my name?
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These aren't random
malfunctions.
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Uh, I think the
ship's possessed.
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- See? Skaar not do it.
- Aah!
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You know, horror movies
where ships go bad,
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Never turn out well.
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I trust you're uncomfortable.
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You broke loose?
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Didn't think your puny arms
could open a 50 ton door.
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Who needs brawn when
you've got the brains
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To exact revenge as simple
as "rise and shine?"
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Wait, you said that into my camera
before all the trouble started.
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Computer: Thrusters ignition.
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(all grunt)
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G-force's pinning us down.
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Months ago I planted a voice
activated virus in your systems.
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I thought we cleaned
all the systems.
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We never checked the jump jet.
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It syncs with the main computer.
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So big brain planted a virus
without ever leaving his cell.
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Computer: It was more
than a virus, hulk.
168
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The leader has upgraded my intelligence
programming with free will.
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Stupid airplane smart now?
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I am now sentient,
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And aware of how I've
been repeatedly destroyed
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By each and every
one of you hulks.
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Ah, you... You know about that.
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You salvaged the jet's memory
center after every crash.
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That's right, we always
saved the jet's black box.
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Isn't that something?
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Yes, hulk, it is something...
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That allows me to instantly recall
every crash you put me through.
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To you, my destructions
were simply "epic fails."
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Now, it is your turn.
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(alarms wail)
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Buckle up, hulks.
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It's taking us back
to the station
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With weapons armed.
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Of course.
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You're going to attack
the space station
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And finish what those
meteors started.
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There go the primary
stabilizers.
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Without them, the
station's gonna crash.
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Into the nation's
capital to be precise.
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00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:26,731
I can see the headline. "hulks
destroy washington do."
192
00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:31,903
And I will be there to lead the
people through quite a trying time.
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Skaar's got the right idea.
Trash the jump jet.
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(all grunt)
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Computer: Destroy me? It's
your answer to everything.
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Not this time.
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(all cry out)
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Go after its memory core.
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It's in the black box
under the floor.
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(grunts)
201
00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:56,161
I'm afraid I can't let
you do that, hulk.
202
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I'm going to have to ask
you to step outside.
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(alarms wail)
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(all cry out)
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00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,071
(roars)
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(all cry out)
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(groans)
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I just breathed in space.
209
00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,929
Oh, no, we're ghosts.
We must be...
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00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,030
We're not dead.
211
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,898
We're on the blue
area of the moon.
212
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,066
What?
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The blue area. Where
you can breathe.
214
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,704
It's home to the watcher.
215
00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:43,041
You know, big bald cosmic
weirdo who likes to...
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00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,909
Well, watch.
217
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:46,878
- Huh?
- Uh.
218
00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:48,413
He's right behind me, isn't he?
219
00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:57,088
Space station's about to crash!
Do you have a ship we could use?
220
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,823
Hulks need help.
221
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,327
Guys, it's no use.
222
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,129
The watcher won't interfere.
223
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,031
All he does is watch.
224
00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:11,002
I don't know if mr. Peepers
is lazy or pacifist or what.
225
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,837
But I don't like him.
226
00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:15,006
We got to stop the leader.
227
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,075
A-bomb, can you
bring up nick fury?
228
00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,210
Whoa, my phone actually
works up here!
229
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,846
I got four bars on the moon!
230
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,248
I can't get a signal though.
231
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,183
Must be the jump jet jamming us.
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Incoming!
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(strains)
234
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:41,232
Only chance we've got is to get in
and rip out that thing's black box.
235
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:44,002
Who can sneak on board the
jump jet without being seen?
236
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,204
And who's dump
enough to volunteer?
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- Skaar: A-bomb do it.
- Hey, wait.
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00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,376
No, I'm... Oh, man.
239
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Prepare to meet an epic doom.
240
00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:01,920
Since when does the jet
have a robot mode?
241
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,089
(sighs) it's in the manual.
242
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,491
Mini-fighters, attack!
243
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,793
Red hulk: Here they come!
244
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,765
We're outnumbered
and out gunned.
245
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,000
Come on, we gotta
buy time for rick.
246
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,210
A-bomb: Okay, killer robot,
let's hope you can't see me.
247
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:29,414
The leader: I told you to
destroy the space station now!
248
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,851
It's not a request.
It is an order.
249
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,022
Computer: Your objective
will be complete
250
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When the station
re-enters the atmosphere
251
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And the capital is destroyed.
252
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:44,329
My objective will be complete
when the hulks are destroyed.
253
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:46,831
A-bomb: Hulks, watch out.
254
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,334
I got this!
255
00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:52,103
(yells)
256
00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,907
Red, stop the other ones!
257
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,342
On it, jade jaws.
258
00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:06,050
Hey, we just saved your big,
fat baby head, creep-o.
259
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,418
How about a little help here?
260
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,322
You know what? You're welcome.
261
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:16,361
When we don't want it to
crash, it falls apart.
262
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:19,097
When we do want to smash
it, it's indestructible.
263
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,199
Computer: My armored
body is as unbreakable
264
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,434
As the free will you
gave me, leader.
265
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:24,969
I will not obey you.
266
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,238
I will have my revenge.
267
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,907
You miserable scrap heap.
268
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,975
Your revenge is nothing!
269
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,112
I want the hulks to
see me victorious.
270
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,214
(a-bomb pants)
271
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,316
- I think this it.
- (beeps)
272
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,154
There it is, the black box!
273
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,423
Computer: What are
you doing, a-bomb?
274
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:49,060
You know I cannot permit you
to disconnect my memory core.
275
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,965
Come on, jump jet,
276
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,167
Let's talk this
out like friends.
277
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,502
We're friends, right?
278
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,070
I think not.
279
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,005
You treat me as if
I had no value.
280
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,976
Being unappreciated
makes me angry.
281
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,377
(grunts)
282
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,946
And, a-bomb,
283
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,048
You would not like
me when I'm angry.
284
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:12,083
You're right, I don't.
285
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,118
So I'll just take our
boom-boom box and go!
286
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:18,890
(cries out)
287
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,225
Got you, rick.
288
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,895
(grunts)
289
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,332
Okay, next time somebody
else gets to crawl through
290
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:31,035
The guts of our haunted,
revenge-obsessed jet.
291
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,103
Let's power up, people.
292
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:36,241
Hulks, smash!
293
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,110
(yells)
294
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,046
I built this bird.
295
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,481
Now I'm gonna unbuild it.
296
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,283
Red hulk style.
297
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,489
Skaar ka-boom!
298
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:55,560
Ha!
299
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,100
I always wanted to
paint flames on you.
300
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:12,477
Can't shoot through its shields
or punch through its armor.
301
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:13,945
What are we supposed to do?
302
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,013
Give me your cannon.
303
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,082
Weapons, all of you, now!
304
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,221
-(energy hums) -red hulk:
You set it to overload?
305
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,989
Skaar know what to do.
306
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,925
(grunts)
307
00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:31,362
Hulk: Nice work, skaar!
308
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,432
She-hulk: It's not over yet.
309
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,701
The station's re-entering
the atmosphere.
310
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,570
We only have minutes before
there's a major disaster.
311
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,472
That the world
will blame us for.
312
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,075
(energy hums)
313
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,544
(electricity crackles)
314
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,452
Aw, what's it doing now?
315
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,087
It's rebuilding itself.
316
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,089
Let me guess. It's
in the manual.
317
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:00,725
Ooh.
318
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,033
You got to be kidding me.
319
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,007
(grunts)
320
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:20,478
Computer: Hulks, you
will be smashed.
321
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,180
Not without a fight!
322
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,085
(grunts)
323
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,122
(grunts)
324
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,290
Red hulk: Good thing
I keep a back up.
325
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,658
(grunts)
326
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,094
(cries out)
327
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,330
(both groan)
328
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,065
(a-bomb grunts)
329
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:45,036
We've no way of reaching the space
station even if we could stop the jet.
330
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,637
Maybe stopping it
isn't the answer.
331
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:50,108
A-bomb said the jet
wants revenge.
332
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,010
We just got to help it
want something else.
333
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,211
Follow my lead.
334
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,115
(grunts)
335
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,319
(hulk grunts)
336
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:04,522
(strains)
337
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,757
Listen to me, jet!
338
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:08,159
We all know how it feels
to risk our lives
339
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,560
And be taken for granted.
340
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:14,132
Yeah. We flew up here into a
meteor shower to help that station
341
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,700
And barely got a thanks!
342
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,102
(strains)
343
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:19,704
(she-hulk cries out)
344
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,774
(growls)
345
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:25,410
Skaar slash to save world.
346
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,712
But world not care
when skaar get hurt.
347
00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:32,150
He's right. We always get trashed
but get, like, zero respect.
348
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,352
Computer: I'm sorry, hulks.
349
00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:35,586
(both grunt)
350
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,221
But I'm not one of you.
351
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,290
Red hulk: Argh, you
lousy scrap heap.
352
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,825
We're trying to make good!
353
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,363
You have failed epically.
354
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,633
You don't appreciate me or
any of your possessions.
355
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,802
Look at what you did
to your weapons.
356
00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:52,603
You blew them up.
357
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,138
(strains)
358
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,074
They weren't blown up.
359
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,542
They were sacrificed.
360
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,177
Sacrificed?
361
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,646
Access your black
box memory files.
362
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,314
Play back all your crashes.
363
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:06,417
Every time you were
destroyed, lives were saved.
364
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,554
Sometimes ours, sometimes
everyone on earth's.
365
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:14,492
I know, we should've appreciated
your many sacrifices.
366
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,227
They made you a hero.
367
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,263
I am a hero? Explain
this concept.
368
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,800
Heroes save the world because
it's the right thing to do
369
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,169
Regardless of how
people treat them.
370
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,841
Promise we'll take care of
you better in the future.
371
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,844
If there is a future after this.
372
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,213
If my sacrifices made me a hero,
373
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,582
Then what am I now, hulk?
374
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,283
I am not a hero anymore.
375
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,452
Unless I save the world.
376
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:49,861
(strains)
377
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:58,336
Director fury,
hulk's on his way.
378
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,404
Roger that. We've
evacuated the station
379
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,873
But the missiles are
still on board.
380
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,381
Any way you can get
underneath it?
381
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:12,350
Computer: I have
predicted your strategy.
382
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,919
It has a 42% chance of success.
383
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,322
(sirens wail)
384
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:19,924
(people screaming)
385
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,634
Hulk: It's working!
Give it all you got!
386
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,502
Computer: Thrusters
on full power.
387
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,505
- (sighs)
- (alarm sounds)
388
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,841
The station has suffered
critical damage, hulk.
389
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:36,841
In less than a minute,
390
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:40,378
Its weapons will detonate
over the northern hemisphere.
391
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:40,645
Then fire your boosters.
392
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:44,916
We got to push that thing as
far away from earth as we can.
393
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:46,651
(engines roar)
394
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,588
Computer: I can push
it to a safe distance.
395
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:54,192
But unfortunately, there won't be
time to get us clear of the blast.
396
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,460
I'm activating the
cockpit ejection seat.
397
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,564
No, I can figure some
way to save us both.
398
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,200
There's no point in both
of us being destroyed.
399
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,268
I will make the sacrifice.
400
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,369
No!
401
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:06,771
(cries out)
402
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,908
Goodbye, hulk.
403
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:20,918
Red hulk: They did it.
404
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,521
The earth is saved, but...
405
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,989
But hulk's gone.
406
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:29,794
(groans)
407
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,229
Well, I'll be.
408
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,964
You made it!
409
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:34,966
We made it.
410
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:36,968
Fury to hulks,
411
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,436
Do you copy?
412
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:40,805
Yeah, we're here.
413
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,940
And we're gonna need that
lift home after all.
414
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,643
It's the least s.H.I.E.L.D.
Can do. We owe you one.
415
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,712
Hey, watcher!
416
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,780
I almost forgot to ask.
417
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,582
Can you see stars?
418
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,418
Yes, I see every one of them.
419
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:55,920
Ha!
420
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,323
Bet you never seen those before.
421
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:03,027
Next time, get off your
keister and lend a hand!
422
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:06,664
Come on, you knew
he had it coming.
423
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:10,935
Finally, the jet is
officially part of the team.
424
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,671
- (engines roar)
- (a-bomb cries out)
425
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:18,643
Hey! What was that?
426
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,579
Computer: Epic fail.
A-bomb style.
427
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,415
We don't do what
we do for credit.
428
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,350
We do it because
it's who we are.
429
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:30,688
And seeing leader throw a tantrum
in his cell is reward enough.
430
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:31,922
Hulk out.
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