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[♪♪]
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I played by the rules.
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Where'd it gel me.
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When people are in an
economically depressed slate.
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They start looking around
as to how they're gonna
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help themselves...
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...and when they
have no options.
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The most dangerous guy
in the world's
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the guy that's backed up
with no options.
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And sol return home...
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to the last place on planet
earth where men of honor.
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Real men. still exist.
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[♪♪]
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When you come back
to Chicago, you come back.
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Feel like where you belong.
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You see the lake and all them
beautiful buildings to the west,
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you know? It's the best city
in the world.
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I'm moving back.
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Jesus Christ, would you drive
the car? Come on.
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No, you heard me right. I'm
moving back,
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I'm driving into the city even
as we speak.
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My job adios-ed to India.
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Finished.
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My teaser rate spiked.
my bank account cratered.
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"Gm
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No, no, no.
I dug the hale
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but they gave me
the sub-prime shovel.
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Yeah, well, you know mm it is.
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R all went south
and I was ajerk
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and then she lefi and now it's
just me and the Batmobile.
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Chicago goal by number
nine - Bobby Hull
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Oh, Uncle Dom, thank Jesus.
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That's my Uncle Dominic.
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He's the only guy I know in this
whale bullshit world
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with a recession proof job that
don't take shit from nobody.
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When Uncle Dam
graduated high school.
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He looked like John Travolta
and, hell.
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Today he looks better
than Travolta.
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My Uncle Dom is my mothers
very Sicilian brother.
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He's...
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connected, you know?
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Hey...
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Damanooch, how you doing?
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Salud.
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I thought you got booted.
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[FOREIGN DIALOGUE.
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OK.
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Salud.
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Salud, huh?
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Some of my fondest memories
were when Uncle Dom
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would take me to lunch
with all of his...
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friends.
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He drops dead on
the fucking track.
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I'd sit at the end
of me table.
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I was one of the guys.
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It was great.
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Hey, salud.
Hey, little guy.
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Drink some wine
It's good for you.
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Ifs 0K?
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Sure. Cent anni.
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What's cent anni?
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Cantu anni - may we all
live (or 100 years. Salud.
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You flying In make
an asshole out of me?
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Dam. Dam, mill out, man.
you'll gel your money.
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Chill out?
Chill the fuck out.
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I like that You want me to
chill the luck out?
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As a kid. I always looked
up to Uncle Dom, but...
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he kind of scared me loo.
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Huh?
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Dam, Dam, you don't understand.
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I understand. I'm a
very understanding guy.
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Oh!
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I'm an understanding guy. Yeah.
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Na!
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This ain't no Islamic Republic.
right'?
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Islamics are animale, yeah
You steal from them,
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they cut off he hand that did
the stealing.
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- Yeah.
- No!
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I'm just gonna trim
your fingernails.
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Na, don't!
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Yeah.
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No, please don't.
Na, Dom, nu, nu!
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Can you imagine?
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Oh no, please don't! Argh!
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Whoa!
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I know, I know. you might
think that Uncle Dom
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is a mean spirited.
self-indulgent guy
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who thinks brutality
and intimidation
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are the only ways
to deal with the world.
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Gel him out of here.
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Oh. Shit.
I forgot the kid.
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Hey Joey... come here.
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We were kidding around.
We're just kidding around.
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Uh-oh. Check out Mr Waterworks.
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[laughing]
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But you know what?
In me end...
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Uncle Dom was right.
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Crime does pay.
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And the straight worid...
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it ain't so straight.
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You're gelling screwed. We're
all gelling screwed.
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Pull the fucking SUV out of the
fucking drive-through,
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drop me Big Gulp
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and join the fucking Jihad
motherfuckers. Whoo!
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Oil price went up 200,
the dollar dropped 192.
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Everybody's worried.
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Today, ifs dog eat dag.
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Tough times and tough
areas make tough people.
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Joey! Joe)'
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Ma.
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Oh, Gad bless you Joey. Oh!
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Hey heaufilul gin.
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[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]. My Joey.
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Ma, what is this?
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This? Well, I'm clumsy.
you know, I gm old bones.
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Oh, you're not old, you're a
hoilie. But what did you do?
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Oh, never mind that. You
should see the other guy.
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Ifs about time you got
home. I need you here now.
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Hey, ma, I'm here, I'm home. Let's
be happy That beautiful face.
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Came on. Nothing but smiles (mm
now an.
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There he is.
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The prodigal son of
Sam his self.
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Uncle Dom.
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Came here.
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Ok, he's here. Can
we eat something now?
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I'm wasting away
to naming here.
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Hey uhh?
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Hey, how you doing?
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Haw you doing?
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Na, haw you doing?
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Haw you doing?
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Whoa!
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NI!
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Well, shall we eat'?
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Please.
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Beautiful.
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Ah... good.
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Chew!!-
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You remember how sol!
Ma's aiways were?
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Haw did she do that?
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What was her secret?
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They're just like Ma's, what
are you talking about Dominic?
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Oh yeah, come on. I
said they're good.
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All right. There was a downtown restaurant
that wanted my meatballs. My meatballs.
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All right came on. Calmfl.
oalmfl. eh?
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I said they're good.
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Come on. even with your busted
wing they're good.
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Ah! You see this?
This is also a deadly weapon.
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I'm gonna give you a crack in
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[INAUDIBLE].
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Acrack in me head.
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That's the Italians.
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They help each other out, they
give this, you need that.
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You need something to eat.
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Yay! [MARCOOCH], some here, have a cup of c...
hey, hey, hug, kiss.
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You can'! rush art.
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...Both of you.
Ok, I'm good to go.
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Get a shot of We Damone and I.
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Oh.
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I'm in.
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Homecoming.
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So what's the deal with this
thing?
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Are you leasing this airmail
carrier or what?
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Lease to buy. I'm
sick of audio visual, man.
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Cutting my commissions
and cutting my commissions
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[FOREIGN DIALOGUE.
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I'm gonna advertise it
like a party bus.
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Squire hot chicks
around the loop.
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Wicker Park, high rollers
In the river boats.
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I hope so, man, because I am
having visions of
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you doing nothing but running
corporate clones to O'Hare and back.
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You know, they lucked up
this whale country.
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Good jobs. hasta la bye bye.
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Devon, busied. The hanks.
hushed. Pro-sports, fucked up.
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Even pom has got...
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- Actually.
- Yeah.
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The pom is better.
Yeah.
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You know they shot
the Little Rascals...
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What do you mean, shooting?
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[INAUDIBLE]. You
know what that is?
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What is Mat?
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You call Terri?
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Terri. Terri who?
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, this is Terri.
Wail (or he beep.
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- Hey, Terri, what's going on?
- Leave a message.
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- Hey Terri.
- I'll gel back...
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...if you're nice to me.
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Terri, voice (mm the past.
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I'm back in town.
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How about coffee or
a beverage or a talk'?
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[mucus] Nothing more.
nothing less
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Hello.
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Haw you doing?
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Maybe I could make belated
amends for my manifold sins.
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Manifold sins?
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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I'm glad you're hack.
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Joey! Did you go to that
gin Toni last night'?
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Joey! Did you go to that
gin Toni last night'?
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I got up at two o'clock and you
were not in your bed.
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Her name is Terri. ma.
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And no I didn't because we
bmke up seven years ago.
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I'm not telling you
what to do.
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I was girl-Mends with her
mother for years.
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I know, Ma. That's how we met.
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You know how they say that when you
meet the woman you're gonna marry,
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you just... you know it...
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right away?
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Slop it you.
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Hand of God, just give it
a try, one time.
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Mrs Joseph Neidemuan.
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Hmm? Mrs Joseph Neidemuan. I
mink it sounds pretty good.
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Hmmm.
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You gonna be home for dinner?
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Hey, Unc, would you
meet me on Friday?
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Sure, nephew, what's up'?
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I wanna talk in you
about something.
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Shoot.
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Ah, on Friday.
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All right.
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We admired them, you know?
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They always had nice clothes and
new oars and, you know.
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And we tried to set
our pattern after them.
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Now, what nobody knows
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is that the Chicago outfit has
always been the best run,
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the most profitable, the most
powerful in the entire country.
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Dude, what the luck
are you talking about?
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Fuck! Be careful.
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[hem]
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Outfit guys, they're
men of honor.
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Hey, drive, lady.
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Real men, clear moral node. You
mink you're gonna find
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that anywhere else here in
Dumpiuckislan?
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Think they would have taken my
muse W I'd been with my uncle?
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Oh come on, man, you
can't muscle a bank.
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Bullshit. You could
muscle anybody.
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Oh! Tony Montana.
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Say hello to my little friend.
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Agflt.
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Wail a second -
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this is your plan?
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Your new start'?
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You're gonna join the Mafia?
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Na, not the Mafia.
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The Outfit.
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I thought you were broke.
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Oh, he Oulfk. OK, solid.
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You're out of your fucking mind.
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Oh, I am? Well, why don't you
take a look at this country'?
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Take a look at you -
what's your big plan?
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Joe, seriously.
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You're a nice middle class kid.
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You're gonna join
the freakin' Mafia?
257
00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:49,090
Society's going ¢*°W"
258
00:13:49,323 --> 00:13:51,428
fundamentalism is hot and
everybody's running scared.
259
00:13:51,659 --> 00:13:54,640
They grab on. they reach for the
familiar, the old time -
260
00:13:54,895 --> 00:13:56,670
guns. religion.
261
00:13:56,897 --> 00:13:58,877
Pro wrestling.
262
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,305
Haw you doing?
263
00:14:00,568 --> 00:14:01,706
Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.
264
00:14:01,936 --> 00:14:05,611
The Outfit. that is
the classic example.
265
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,548
Na. How you doing?
266
00:14:17,651 --> 00:14:18,959
I'm not flipping burgers
267
00:14:19,186 --> 00:14:19,960
[gunshot]
268
00:14:20,187 --> 00:14:21,666
I'm not flipping
fucking burgers.
269
00:14:25,626 --> 00:14:28,072
Na justice. No piece of ass!
270
00:14:34,702 --> 00:14:36,409
NI!
271
00:14:40,207 --> 00:14:41,481
Why do you think me Italians
272
00:14:41,709 --> 00:14:44,315
and me Jews sinned the Mob in
the first plane?
273
00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:46,491
They couldn't gel jobs.
274
00:14:46,714 --> 00:14:48,352
Couldn't rely on the government.
275
00:14:48,616 --> 00:14:49,890
The oops.
276
00:14:50,117 --> 00:14:52,290
That shit's the same today.
277
00:14:52,519 --> 00:14:56,023
For justice we must go
Io Don Corleone.
278
00:14:59,193 --> 00:15:03,664
20 million guys in this country
wanted to be Michael Corleone.
279
00:15:03,898 --> 00:15:07,243
Your payment is three
months past due.
280
00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:09,538
I will get your money.
I just need a little time.
281
00:15:09,803 --> 00:15:13,307
By the hand oi God, please just
don'! lake my muse.
282
00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:15,383
For English, press or say one.
283
00:15:15,643 --> 00:15:17,919
[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]
284
00:15:18,145 --> 00:15:20,523
This is America, speak
fucking American.
285
00:15:20,748 --> 00:15:22,421
Oak Tree Loan is a debt
collection service.
286
00:15:22,683 --> 00:15:24,959
All of our representatives are
currently helping other customers.
287
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,665
You may visit our website
at
288
00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:31,267
Ah. fuck your website. I wanna
talk to a human fucking being.
289
00:15:31,525 --> 00:15:33,129
I'm sorry, that is
not a valid entry.
290
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,362
Listen, please just
don't take my house.
291
00:15:35,596 --> 00:15:37,371
I'm Please, just...
...that is not a valid entry.
292
00:15:37,598 --> 00:15:38,770
Dan'! lake my house.
293
00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:40,376
Three months past due.
294
00:15:40,601 --> 00:15:41,375
I'm a good guy.
295
00:15:41,602 --> 00:15:42,808
Debt collection service.
296
00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:45,550
- I ran into some tough times.
- That is not a valid entry.
297
00:15:45,773 --> 00:15:47,582
Dan'! lake my house...
take my house...
298
00:15:54,048 --> 00:16:00,897
They visualize it as real life.
you know? Like on the Sopranos.
299
00:16:01,121 --> 00:16:03,727
Sopranos. I thought
that was garbage.
300
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:05,904
They make it look glamorous
301
00:16:06,126 --> 00:16:09,505
and, for the times that
it is glamorous,
302
00:16:09,763 --> 00:16:11,902
there's a lot more times
that it's not.
303
00:16:15,703 --> 00:16:19,082
Uncle Dom goes ho LA
about once a month
304
00:16:19,306 --> 00:16:23,846
to pick up what LAowes Chicago.
305
00:16:24,111 --> 00:16:28,958
In the glory days, it took about
ten guys to do this job.
306
00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:30,661
Now.
307
00:16:32,419 --> 00:16:35,127
It's just Uncle Dom.
308
00:16:36,824 --> 00:16:38,701
The last man standing.
309
00:16:49,903 --> 00:16:51,405
Dude, what the fuck
are we doing?
310
00:16:51,638 --> 00:16:52,844
Are you sure this is cool?
311
00:16:53,107 --> 00:16:55,815
It is totally cool.
312
00:16:56,076 --> 00:16:59,023
The last guy in the world I
wanna fuck with is your uncle.
313
00:16:59,246 --> 00:17:00,452
NI!
314
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:06,624
You ought to pay me for the lessons
I'm giving you today, pal.
315
00:17:06,854 --> 00:17:08,959
Fuck you, old man.
316
00:17:09,189 --> 00:17:11,829
So what? They're gonna let
you in 'cause of your uncle?
317
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:18,139
I gotta go through him.
318
00:17:24,605 --> 00:17:26,915
Out of respect.
319
00:17:30,944 --> 00:17:33,254
What, you wanna be a chauffer
the rest of your life?
320
00:17:37,151 --> 00:17:40,132
Nothing beats money.
321
00:17:40,354 --> 00:17:42,630
You can have
Marilyn Monroe here.
322
00:17:42,856 --> 00:17:46,167
Ava Gardner here and
the money where I'm silting.
323
00:17:46,393 --> 00:17:48,839
I'd push them both out of the
way and grab the money.
324
00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:55,912
Uncle Dom's guys eat
here all the lime.
325
00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:58,980
The mlini with the sausage
crumble, ooh, rocks.
326
00:18:05,746 --> 00:18:06,850
Back in the day.
327
00:18:07,081 --> 00:18:10,290
My old girlfriend Terri
used to work here.
328
00:18:11,852 --> 00:18:12,887
Hey, can I gala burrito?
329
00:18:13,153 --> 00:18:16,259
Yeah. All right, 3.75.
330
00:18:17,891 --> 00:18:22,362
You know what? This is a $20 box
of 12 gauge double ought buck.
331
00:18:22,596 --> 00:18:23,802
[mucus] ox.
332
00:18:24,064 --> 00:18:26,010
Thanks.
333
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:28,873
[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]. $20
a day. Three day, $60.
334
00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:31,947
$50, you dumb illegal? I said
50, that's what you get.
335
00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:34,709
We build wall.
$80, (hit was deal.
336
00:18:34,942 --> 00:18:36,922
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! Back
oll, hack off. Come on.
337
00:18:37,177 --> 00:18:38,155
Who the hell are you?
338
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,584
- Need some help?
- Nice jacket.
339
00:18:39,847 --> 00:18:41,554
Here, hold this.
I'll lake care of these guys.
340
00:18:41,782 --> 00:18:44,626
Look, I will make this
warm your while. Ah! Ah!
341
00:18:46,453 --> 00:18:47,557
These are men.
342
00:18:47,788 --> 00:18:49,165
Hard-working men.
343
00:18:49,423 --> 00:18:51,403
And you are cheating hem.
344
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,730
Oh, are you fucking nuts?
345
00:18:53,961 --> 00:18:58,137
What kind of moral code
is that, you sleaze?
346
00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,502
[FOREIGN DIALOGUE.
347
00:18:59,733 --> 00:19:02,737
Hey. keep your shirt on
sunshine.
348
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:09,687
Si. Gracias. senor.
Gracias.
349
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:15,457
What file RICK?
350
00:19:24,758 --> 00:19:26,635
Senor. senor.
351
00:19:31,231 --> 00:19:32,073
Na.
352
00:19:38,972 --> 00:19:42,283
Jesus. Jesus, hey!
I want some answers.
353
00:19:42,509 --> 00:19:44,785
Jesus, what the hell
are you doing over here?
354
00:19:45,012 --> 00:19:46,514
You missed your last shift.
355
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,316
Miss Terri, I surly, I got
second job.
356
00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:51,062
Buss cheat us.
hut this good mister...
357
00:19:54,121 --> 00:19:57,125
Joe?
358
00:19:57,357 --> 00:19:59,166
Hey Terri.
359
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,195
What are you doing?
360
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:02,735
Well, this guy was flying
to cheat your Mend, so...
361
00:20:02,963 --> 00:20:05,671
Na. What are you doing here?
362
00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:08,743
Oh yeah. Listen, hey. I came
back to tell you that you
363
00:20:08,969 --> 00:20:11,575
complete me and you civilize me
and you make this cold, bitter
364
00:20:11,805 --> 00:20:14,081
world not so cold and bitter.
365
00:20:14,308 --> 00:20:16,015
[LAUGHS] Fuck you.
366
00:20:16,276 --> 00:20:18,119
Oh, ok, but listen, I'm on a
quest to recover
367
00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:19,551
some personal honor and making
amends to you,
368
00:20:19,813 --> 00:20:21,986
well, mat would really mean a
lot to me.
369
00:20:22,216 --> 00:20:25,254
I would like to ask your
permission to take you for
370
00:20:25,519 --> 00:20:29,331
a beverage or coffee. if you
like, just to talk.
371
00:20:29,556 --> 00:20:30,398
Naming more, nothing less.
372
00:20:30,657 --> 00:20:33,137
I'm working.
373
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,161
I got your bus boy back.
374
00:20:35,162 --> 00:20:35,173
I got your bus boy back.
375
00:20:44,638 --> 00:20:49,018
Hold on. You beat up that
guy just to help Jesus?
376
00:20:49,243 --> 00:20:50,278
Yep.
377
00:20:50,544 --> 00:20:52,990
Joe Neiderman, good Samaritan.
378
00:20:53,213 --> 00:20:55,921
Give me a sec in wrap my brain
around that one.
379
00:20:57,985 --> 00:21:00,761
Joe! A fucking gun?
380
00:21:00,988 --> 00:21:02,433
Hey. uh?
381
00:21:02,656 --> 00:21:03,657
Ok, well.
here's another one -
382
00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:08,532
night after night. I dream about
having a child.
383
00:21:08,762 --> 00:21:09,900
What?
384
00:21:10,163 --> 00:21:15,112
Achild, a baby. a shining
beautiful perfect child,
385
00:21:15,335 --> 00:21:17,008
I swear on my mother.
386
00:21:17,237 --> 00:21:20,377
Look, when you and Dr Freud
get done blowing each other...
387
00:21:20,607 --> 00:21:23,713
Hey, month. That's my mother.
388
00:21:23,944 --> 00:21:28,450
Still driving the Batmobile
but, I don't know, you're...
389
00:21:28,715 --> 00:21:32,185
you seem different.
390
00:21:32,419 --> 00:21:38,563
You left me... seven years ago
'cause you didn't want kids.
391
00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:39,930
I know. Ok, hold an.
392
00:21:40,193 --> 00:21:42,799
Now. out of nowhere you
show up and expect me to buy
393
00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:45,237
this Lifetime TV sensitive daddy
wannabe crap?
394
00:21:45,465 --> 00:21:46,671
You said it yourself
395
00:21:46,933 --> 00:21:48,970
I'm dilferenl. These limes.
they change people.
396
00:21:52,606 --> 00:21:54,552
You crying?
397
00:21:56,543 --> 00:21:58,921
What's next?
398
00:21:59,146 --> 00:22:00,955
[♪♪]
399
00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:05,486
The day they mail
my balls home...
400
00:22:05,752 --> 00:22:06,628
Yeah.
401
00:22:06,887 --> 00:22:08,059
...l just want you to
lick the envelope...
402
00:22:08,288 --> 00:22:09,289
Mhmm.
403
00:22:09,556 --> 00:22:11,365
And stamp that motherfucker.
404
00:22:13,393 --> 00:22:15,669
You know I'll be checking
the mail every day.
405
00:22:15,896 --> 00:22:18,672
Gel out of here.
406
00:22:18,899 --> 00:22:20,503
Naw I know where I gel it.
407
00:22:20,734 --> 00:22:23,613
I've never been to bed with an
ugly broad in my life, Joseph.
408
00:22:23,837 --> 00:22:26,716
Yeah.
I woke up with a few.
409
00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:39,063
So. Unc... what... what
would you say...
410
00:22:39,286 --> 00:22:45,635
what H' I told you that I wanted
la, you know, get in?
411
00:22:48,161 --> 00:22:49,697
What are you talking about'?
412
00:22:49,963 --> 00:22:53,137
You know, just...
like, gel in, you know?
413
00:22:53,367 --> 00:22:56,143
In what?
414
00:22:56,370 --> 00:23:00,250
To, you know, your... business.
415
00:23:03,443 --> 00:23:06,788
You know, the life.
416
00:23:07,013 --> 00:23:09,459
You fucking nuts?
417
00:23:09,683 --> 00:23:10,661
I'm serious.
418
00:23:10,884 --> 00:23:12,261
Gel out of here with mm shit.
419
00:23:12,519 --> 00:23:14,692
You tried telling me before.
I wouldn't listen to you.
420
00:23:14,955 --> 00:23:18,596
Hey, stop and right now
cease and desist, all right'?
421
00:23:18,825 --> 00:23:20,429
Unc, I'm totally serious.
422
00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,662
Hey Joseph, you don't know he first fucking
thing you're talking about, all right?
423
00:23:22,896 --> 00:23:25,206
Yeah. but I'm willing to leam I'm
willing to start at the bottom.
424
00:23:25,465 --> 00:23:27,103
Hey, my life ain't a fuckin'
Wal-Mart, all right'?
425
00:23:27,334 --> 00:23:29,644
I never filled out an
application.
426
00:23:29,870 --> 00:23:32,680
Whatever it takes.
427
00:23:32,906 --> 00:23:33,611
What are you busted?
428
00:23:35,242 --> 00:23:37,051
Here.
429
00:23:44,351 --> 00:23:49,630
No. No way. Not this time.
430
00:23:49,856 --> 00:23:51,062
There weren't any jobs.
431
00:23:51,324 --> 00:23:55,500
The Italians virtually had to
fight for everything they got
432
00:23:55,729 --> 00:23:57,868
It was out of necessity.
433
00:23:58,098 --> 00:24:00,237
They had to form
an organization.
434
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:05,449
You're talking about the Outfit.
the Case Nastra or. like.
435
00:24:05,672 --> 00:24:09,711
Michael said in the Godfather.
whatever you wanna call it.
436
00:24:09,943 --> 00:24:11,889
And what's this bullshit you're
talking about, our thing,
437
00:24:12,112 --> 00:24:13,318
lhislfle, the Case Nustra?
438
00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:15,253
What, you sit around all day
watching Sopranos?
439
00:24:15,515 --> 00:24:16,459
Are you fucking stupid?
440
00:24:16,683 --> 00:24:19,061
I know ifs not like
it's on TV. Fuck, I know.
441
00:24:19,286 --> 00:24:20,264
No, you don't know.
442
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:25,162
I grew up watching you.
wanting to be like you.
443
00:24:25,392 --> 00:24:26,928
HEY-
444
00:24:27,194 --> 00:24:31,904
My father died.
I was seven years old.
445
00:24:32,132 --> 00:24:34,772
My dad died when I was nine.
446
00:24:35,902 --> 00:24:37,279
I'm gonna bust
your ass for this.
447
00:24:37,537 --> 00:24:38,311
Came on. Unc.
448
00:24:38,538 --> 00:24:40,142
Joseph.
449
00:24:41,475 --> 00:24:42,920
All right.
450
00:24:44,578 --> 00:24:46,285
Hypothetical.
451
00:24:46,780 --> 00:24:48,259
Okay.
452
00:24:48,482 --> 00:24:49,961
Strictly hypothetical.
453
00:24:51,051 --> 00:24:52,724
Somebody comes in you.
454
00:24:52,953 --> 00:24:56,423
They say,
'Ga to mat guys dour."
455
00:24:56,656 --> 00:24:59,159
Now, this guy you don't even
know. right?
456
00:25:02,295 --> 00:25:06,072
Go in his dour. Take
a baseball bat...
457
00:25:06,299 --> 00:25:07,676
Ah!Ah! Oh!
458
00:25:09,803 --> 00:25:10,747
Ok, nu!
459
00:25:10,971 --> 00:25:12,279
...bash his head in.
460
00:25:12,506 --> 00:25:14,315
NI!
461
00:25:15,442 --> 00:25:17,319
Ah!Ah!
462
00:25:18,912 --> 00:25:21,290
You gonna do it?
463
00:25:21,515 --> 00:25:24,496
Yeah, absolutely,
for a good reason.
464
00:25:24,751 --> 00:25:26,094
No. nu. there's no reason.
465
00:25:26,319 --> 00:25:28,265
Somebody told you lo.
466
00:25:28,488 --> 00:25:29,933
That's the reason.
467
00:25:31,157 --> 00:25:35,003
Please don't... please don't
hurt me. Please. Ah! Ah!
468
00:25:39,266 --> 00:25:42,076
Well, now, lime
predicament.
469
00:25:42,302 --> 00:25:43,838
You gotta do R, right?
470
00:25:44,104 --> 00:25:46,744
You gotta hit him.
so what do you do?
471
00:25:46,973 --> 00:25:48,247
NI!
472
00:25:48,475 --> 00:25:49,249
You hit him.
473
00:25:49,476 --> 00:25:50,147
Oh, 0k.
474
00:25:50,377 --> 00:25:51,219
Then you gotta hit him again.
475
00:25:51,478 --> 00:25:52,286
NI!
476
00:25:52,512 --> 00:25:53,855
Right? And you gotta keep
hitting him.
477
00:25:54,114 --> 00:25:55,559
Things are gelling
bad now, Joseph.
478
00:25:55,782 --> 00:25:57,455
Oh, what did I do? Shit.
479
00:25:57,684 --> 00:25:59,391
I broke his arm. Oh!
480
00:25:59,653 --> 00:26:01,257
I broke his leg. He's
begging you now, right?
481
00:26:01,488 --> 00:26:03,661
Crying like a fucking baby.
right'? “Please. please.“
482
00:26:03,890 --> 00:26:04,891
Please. Please.
483
00:26:05,158 --> 00:26:07,263
[LAUGHS] Things are taking
a tum for the worse mm.
484
00:26:07,494 --> 00:26:12,034
What are you doing?
That's my son. Argh!
485
00:26:12,299 --> 00:26:14,836
But you're into it now, right? You're into it.
You're getting into it.
486
00:26:15,068 --> 00:26:16,547
NI!
487
00:26:16,803 --> 00:26:17,975
Why? Ah!
488
00:26:18,204 --> 00:26:20,081
You keep hitting them and you
keep hitting them
489
00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:23,549
and you keep hitting them. And why you
gotta hit them, Joseph? You hit them...
490
00:26:23,810 --> 00:26:25,448
...'cause you got lo, right?
491
00:26:25,679 --> 00:26:27,158
You gotta hit him.
Why you gotta him?
492
00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:29,189
'Cause I! you don't...
493
00:26:31,051 --> 00:26:33,588
...somebody's gonna
come back right now.
494
00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:34,729
Ah!Ah!
495
00:26:34,988 --> 00:26:36,797
Yeah. They're
gonna do R to you.
496
00:26:42,195 --> 00:26:44,072
Could you do it?
497
00:26:49,169 --> 00:26:51,513
Whatever, yeah, ok.
498
00:26:51,738 --> 00:26:52,375
What?
499
00:26:52,606 --> 00:26:54,745
Whatever, yeah.
500
00:26:56,710 --> 00:26:58,314
Ifs not whatever, Joseph.
501
00:26:58,545 --> 00:27:01,549
It's not what it used to be
you know'? Kids today.
502
00:27:01,781 --> 00:27:04,125
Came on, nine guys out of ten.
they end up dead.
503
00:27:04,384 --> 00:27:06,091
They're dead, they're in jail.
504
00:27:06,353 --> 00:27:08,526
All right, 'cause years ago
Joseph, men learned.
505
00:27:08,755 --> 00:27:13,704
They learned keep their
fucking mouth shut.
506
00:27:13,927 --> 00:27:17,704
Anybody [axing any time
today, some on, they call 911.
507
00:27:17,931 --> 00:27:19,410
They fucking call their mom.
508
00:27:19,633 --> 00:27:24,412
It's over, Joseph. it's over.
509
00:27:24,638 --> 00:27:26,675
There's no honor.
510
00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:30,649
You, Unc, no honor?
511
00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:34,255
Your uncle might be me last of
a dying breed here, Joseph.
512
00:27:34,481 --> 00:27:42,627
But you, you come from a family,
a home. Understand?
513
00:27:42,889 --> 00:27:45,836
You're a square.
514
00:27:46,059 --> 00:27:46,696
I'm a square?
515
00:27:46,926 --> 00:27:47,427
You're a square.
516
00:27:47,661 --> 00:27:49,265
I'm a square?
517
00:27:49,496 --> 00:27:50,497
Yeah, you're a square.
518
00:27:50,764 --> 00:27:52,801
Oh, well. that's good to
know. I'm a fucking square.
519
00:27:53,066 --> 00:27:56,513
Hey. settle down, all right'? You know what your
father'd say if e was sitting there right now?
520
00:27:56,736 --> 00:27:58,511
Nowadays, a real man
ain't gm a chance.
521
00:27:58,738 --> 00:27:59,876
Every guy I know is a pussy.
522
00:28:00,106 --> 00:28:02,279
- Wash your mouth out with a bar of soap.
- you don't..
523
00:28:02,509 --> 00:28:03,510
Give you a fuckin' beating, pal.
524
00:28:03,777 --> 00:28:05,984
You know what'? You
don't have a son.
525
00:28:10,650 --> 00:28:12,027
You never had a son.
526
00:28:15,121 --> 00:28:18,261
All you got is daughters
You don't understand.
527
00:28:20,627 --> 00:28:22,629
The young guy§.
they're disappointmg
528
00:28:22,862 --> 00:28:25,365
Their priorities
are all mixed up.
529
00:28:25,632 --> 00:28:28,636
In them days.
It paid to be a crook.
530
00:28:28,868 --> 00:28:33,977
The oops had no wire lapping.
they didn't have DNA.
531
00:28:34,207 --> 00:28:37,051
I! a witness didn't say.
'Yes, I seen him shoot him,"
532
00:28:37,310 --> 00:28:38,812
you were free.
533
00:28:39,045 --> 00:28:40,683
[♪♪]
534
00:28:44,851 --> 00:28:46,489
I can'! believe that
you grew up here.
535
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,167
Nice suburb. Good schools.
536
00:28:50,390 --> 00:28:51,767
Dude, we met in
kindergarten, right?
537
00:28:52,025 --> 00:28:54,631
I grew up in Oak Park loo. Does
any of this ring a bell?
538
00:28:54,861 --> 00:28:58,741
Johnny Cross. Johnny Cross
grew up on Taylor Street
539
00:28:58,998 --> 00:29:03,606
and when he made boss, he moved
to Oak Park...
540
00:29:03,837 --> 00:29:05,714
this very house.
541
00:29:05,972 --> 00:29:09,010
They hung him from a meat hook.
542
00:29:09,242 --> 00:29:11,688
One mile from where we grew up
The Cross.
543
00:29:11,911 --> 00:29:16,917
Johnny Crotch died here. dat
very fucking house.
544
00:29:17,183 --> 00:29:20,960
And they took an
electric cattle prod.
545
00:29:21,187 --> 00:29:22,996
You ever notice that when
you talk about the Outfit,
546
00:29:23,223 --> 00:29:25,032
you start to talk like that'?
547
00:29:25,258 --> 00:29:26,236
Talk like what'?
548
00:29:26,493 --> 00:29:29,838
And they shoved it
right up his ass.
549
00:29:30,063 --> 00:29:33,374
You clip the 'g' oll' 'ing'
wards. This becomes dis.
550
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,240
Fucking every other word.
Fucking this, fucking that.
551
00:29:36,503 --> 00:29:38,676
You know, the deeper that you
get into his Outfit folklore.
552
00:29:38,905 --> 00:29:39,906
The less articulate you become.
553
00:29:40,173 --> 00:29:41,151
Na I don't.
554
00:29:41,374 --> 00:29:44,184
Yes you do. You start
to talk like a tough guy.
555
00:29:44,410 --> 00:29:45,753
Or at least your
tortured mind's idea
556
00:29:46,012 --> 00:29:47,457
of what a tough guy talks like.
557
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,717
Hey. uh?
558
00:29:49,949 --> 00:29:52,293
Hey, how you doing?
559
00:29:52,552 --> 00:29:53,553
This is exactly my point.
560
00:29:53,787 --> 00:29:55,767
Na, haw you doing?
561
00:29:56,022 --> 00:29:57,968
Can't help yourself.
562
00:29:58,191 --> 00:30:00,899
Why you gmla piss
an everything I do?
563
00:30:01,127 --> 00:30:01,969
NI!
564
00:30:02,228 --> 00:30:04,333
There was so much juice
565
00:30:04,564 --> 00:30:09,035
just zapping this
poor little mutt
566
00:30:09,269 --> 00:30:10,714
on the meat hook.
567
00:30:14,474 --> 00:30:17,318
His fingers now, right'?
568
00:30:17,577 --> 00:30:19,113
They swell up
569
00:30:19,379 --> 00:30:21,017
like sausages.
570
00:30:26,586 --> 00:30:29,294
Like sausages.
Yeah.
571
00:30:33,326 --> 00:30:36,170
Hey. urm?
572
00:30:36,429 --> 00:30:40,070
Yeah, you were supposed to
make it big a long time ago.
573
00:30:43,169 --> 00:30:45,171
Yeah, I would get to
ride your coattails.
574
00:30:45,438 --> 00:30:46,314
Oh, mars funny.
575
00:30:46,573 --> 00:30:47,278
That was the deal.
576
00:30:47,507 --> 00:30:50,283
That has always been the deal.
577
00:30:50,510 --> 00:30:51,784
But this...
578
00:30:52,011 --> 00:30:52,819
this Outfit shit.
579
00:30:53,079 --> 00:30:55,889
And blood...
580
00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:58,823
starts pouring out his eyeballs.
581
00:30:59,085 --> 00:31:03,033
Fuck, dude.
582
00:31:03,256 --> 00:31:06,601
What is if?
583
00:31:06,826 --> 00:31:11,275
Is it an attack of fem-itis?
584
00:31:11,497 --> 00:31:13,170
Yeah, are you a (em?
585
00:31:13,433 --> 00:31:14,241
Fem-ifls?
586
00:31:14,467 --> 00:31:15,241
Yeah.
587
00:31:15,468 --> 00:31:16,412
Fucking (em-his? Fem-itis?
588
00:31:16,636 --> 00:31:17,512
Go easy. I'm just asking.
589
00:31:17,770 --> 00:31:18,874
What we're 12 years old again.
590
00:31:19,105 --> 00:31:20,584
- I'm just asking.
- Unbelievable.
591
00:31:20,807 --> 00:31:24,311
All of a sudden, his
little dick, it went pop.
592
00:31:24,544 --> 00:31:25,488
Came on.
Came on.
593
00:31:25,712 --> 00:31:28,659
[INAUDIBLE] One.
[INAUDIBLE] two. Hut.
594
00:31:28,882 --> 00:31:31,692
Like a fucking water balloon.
595
00:31:31,951 --> 00:31:34,761
Come on man, do
it. Hut! Oh. shit.
596
00:31:38,224 --> 00:31:40,101
Hell of a mess.
597
00:31:46,566 --> 00:31:48,443
Hell of a mess.
598
00:31:54,507 --> 00:31:56,384
Shit.
599
00:31:59,746 --> 00:32:02,386
Fuck...
600
00:32:02,649 --> 00:32:03,423
Dam, more coflee cake?
601
00:32:03,650 --> 00:32:06,460
Hmm. Na, I gmla
gel going, yeah.
602
00:32:08,488 --> 00:32:11,094
Sweeei!
603
00:32:11,324 --> 00:32:13,463
That's him.
604
00:32:13,693 --> 00:32:15,229
Hey!
605
00:32:15,495 --> 00:32:20,001
So what kind of a Ted
Mack stunt was that'?
606
00:32:20,233 --> 00:32:22,713
Hey, listen - if I'd have
known he was your nephew.
607
00:32:22,936 --> 00:32:25,940
I mean, he mid me his name was
Joe Rich. Huh?
608
00:32:29,876 --> 00:32:32,823
Look, I asked you (or
your help, you said no.
609
00:32:33,046 --> 00:32:35,322
HEY-
610
00:32:35,548 --> 00:32:36,549
Hey, thanks for this. Nicky.
611
00:32:36,783 --> 00:32:38,956
Na problem.
612
00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:41,255
Came on, you.
613
00:32:41,521 --> 00:32:43,330
This is a little
different, though, Sam.
614
00:32:43,556 --> 00:32:48,904
Because behind you they had the
lines for your height.
615
00:32:49,128 --> 00:32:51,904
Hey... listen, no
nephew of mine...
616
00:32:58,438 --> 00:33:03,217
I see the job you did on
that midican's face.
617
00:33:03,443 --> 00:33:07,289
Maybe I'll find
something for you.
618
00:33:07,547 --> 00:33:08,491
Yeah?
619
00:33:08,715 --> 00:33:10,524
Yeah, see what I can do.
620
00:33:13,286 --> 00:33:14,560
Jeez, thanks, Unc.
621
00:33:14,787 --> 00:33:17,631
Work for me. you do
as I say. hmm?
622
00:33:17,890 --> 00:33:19,836
No more of these amateur
theatricals.
623
00:33:20,059 --> 00:33:21,868
Absolutely.
624
00:33:24,764 --> 00:33:27,040
Joe Rich, huh?
625
00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:29,041
Yeah.
626
00:33:29,268 --> 00:33:31,077
Joe Rich?
627
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,117
Joe Rich.
628
00:33:40,646 --> 00:33:42,523
Joe Rich.
629
00:33:46,285 --> 00:33:47,992
[♪♪]
630
00:33:56,629 --> 00:33:58,233
Joe Rich. bitch.
631
00:33:58,464 --> 00:33:59,272
Wail.
632
00:34:00,199 --> 00:34:01,337
Bitch.
633
00:34:05,972 --> 00:34:07,849
Fuck.
634
00:34:19,385 --> 00:34:21,695
What did you say to me? Hmm?
635
00:34:44,510 --> 00:34:46,285
You see this slmnze?
You see what he's doing?
636
00:34:46,512 --> 00:34:49,288
He's taking action off little
wet-nosed those kids.
637
00:34:49,515 --> 00:34:50,892
College kids.
638
00:34:51,150 --> 00:34:53,994
That ain't no manners.
no nothing.
639
00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:57,732
Kids today.
640
00:34:57,990 --> 00:34:58,934
NI!
641
00:34:59,158 --> 00:35:01,468
Let go. Come on now. Go
get out of here, fucker.
642
00:35:01,694 --> 00:35:03,071
In my neighborhood.
643
00:35:03,329 --> 00:35:05,002
You fucking mutt.
644
00:35:05,231 --> 00:35:08,610
I tell you, he owes street tax
and then some, you know'?
645
00:35:08,868 --> 00:35:09,812
On top of that, look at him -
646
00:35:10,036 --> 00:35:13,176
he dresses like some
half-assed Goddamn maulie.
647
00:35:14,273 --> 00:35:16,150
You know what'?
648
00:35:17,410 --> 00:35:18,753
Bust him to zero.
649
00:35:20,947 --> 00:35:22,551
Bust him to zero.
650
00:35:28,187 --> 00:35:30,895
Joe Rich. What's that,
you haven't heard of me?
651
00:35:32,959 --> 00:35:35,667
Joey, are you in there?
652
00:35:35,928 --> 00:35:37,635
Na, it's We Damane.
653
00:35:37,897 --> 00:35:38,773
What?
654
00:35:39,031 --> 00:35:41,136
Yeah, Ma, it's me.
Who else would it be?
655
00:35:43,436 --> 00:35:45,438
Joey, what was that?
656
00:35:45,705 --> 00:35:46,979
Naming, Ma.
657
00:35:47,206 --> 00:35:49,550
That's haw Grandpa Joe
got colon cancer.
658
00:35:49,775 --> 00:35:52,881
You wanna read
go to the library.
659
00:35:53,112 --> 00:35:53,954
Yes. mother.
660
00:35:54,213 --> 00:35:56,250
[♪♪]
661
00:35:59,785 --> 00:36:03,062
Well. I'll tell you what I don't
need. is the humiliation so...
662
00:36:03,289 --> 00:36:04,267
What humiliation?
663
00:36:04,490 --> 00:36:06,436
Let's just bust
this guy to zero.
664
00:36:06,659 --> 00:36:08,468
Ok, tough QW-
665
00:36:12,064 --> 00:36:16,672
That's smooth. Barkeep, two
more, and pour yourself one.
666
00:36:19,672 --> 00:36:21,276
I like us like this.
667
00:36:21,507 --> 00:36:22,952
Oh, sure you like us like this.
668
00:36:23,176 --> 00:36:24,553
Because you get to have
all the fun
669
00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:26,448
while I walk around and I'm all.
670
00:36:26,679 --> 00:36:30,650
"Oh, look at me, I'm so
noniused. I got manhood issues.
671
00:36:30,917 --> 00:36:32,726
Oh boa-hoa."
672
00:36:32,952 --> 00:36:36,297
I think I suffer
from a Madonna whore complex.
673
00:36:36,522 --> 00:36:38,968
What's so complex?
Madonna is a whore
674
00:36:39,192 --> 00:36:41,001
[Mucus].
675
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:42,898
Ah, come on, drink.
676
00:36:45,364 --> 00:36:45,865
Ah.
677
00:36:46,132 --> 00:36:46,974
Ah.
678
00:36:58,511 --> 00:36:59,546
The fuck is this?
679
00:36:59,812 --> 00:37:02,258
I bring a sword and will
cast fire upon me earth.
680
00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:03,687
Whoa.
681
00:37:16,829 --> 00:37:18,502
[♪♪]
682
00:37:30,076 --> 00:37:30,451
Dude!
683
00:37:30,676 --> 00:37:31,347
Gel out.
684
00:37:31,577 --> 00:37:32,749
What me fuck is your G, man?
685
00:37:33,012 --> 00:37:35,185
You violated a clear
moral and ethical code.
686
00:37:35,414 --> 00:37:38,224
No, I saw Dom this morning
I paid up. What the fuck'?
687
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,926
Shit.
688
00:37:42,188 --> 00:37:43,064
This is better than Halo.
689
00:37:43,322 --> 00:37:45,802
Dude, please.
I paid up, in full.
690
00:37:46,025 --> 00:37:49,029
Look, I'll call Dom right new
and he'll tell you.
691
00:37:49,262 --> 00:37:52,266
Dam is my uncle.
yau stupid fuck.
692
00:37:52,531 --> 00:37:55,705
I paid. I paid, I swear to
Jesus. You gotta believe me.
693
00:37:55,935 --> 00:37:58,541
I got nothing lell, men, except
fucking Bears.
694
00:37:58,771 --> 00:38:00,444
Fucking Bears, man.
695
00:38:00,706 --> 00:38:01,741
Bring him over.
696
00:38:02,008 --> 00:38:02,986
What are you gonna do?
697
00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:04,051
What are you gonna do, dude?
698
00:38:04,277 --> 00:38:06,257
Na! No! Na, nu, nu.
699
00:38:06,512 --> 00:38:07,650
Please don't.
700
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:08,915
You flying In make
an asshole out of me?
701
00:38:09,181 --> 00:38:10,990
No, you gofia believe
me, I wouldn't fuck Dom.
702
00:38:11,217 --> 00:38:14,357
I said are you trying In make
an asshole out of me? Go ahead.
703
00:38:14,587 --> 00:38:16,533
Na, nu, please have mercy on me.
704
00:38:16,756 --> 00:38:17,791
Well, look it that.
705
00:38:18,057 --> 00:38:19,934
I hope that's not the hand you
jerk off with, pal.
706
00:38:20,192 --> 00:38:22,172
Where's your fucking money?
Let's see what you've got.
707
00:38:22,395 --> 00:38:23,169
Na!
708
00:38:23,396 --> 00:38:26,036
Oh, shit. Goddamn
son of a hitch.
709
00:38:26,265 --> 00:38:27,141
Fuck, he pissed his pants.
710
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,438
Please.
Please, I got no money.
711
00:38:30,703 --> 00:38:31,579
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
712
00:38:31,804 --> 00:38:34,114
Jesus Christ, have mercy on me.
713
00:38:34,373 --> 00:38:35,408
Shut the fuck up.
714
00:38:35,641 --> 00:38:40,613
No! Don't fucking do it.
Please don't fucking kill me.
715
00:38:47,219 --> 00:38:47,924
Let him go.
716
00:38:48,154 --> 00:38:49,428
You got piss on your hands.
717
00:38:49,655 --> 00:38:51,931
Let him go.
718
00:38:52,158 --> 00:38:55,970
Oh Gad.
Oh Gad.
719
00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:04,239
Gel out of here.
Gel out!
720
00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:07,076
Get the fuck out
Get out!
721
00:39:07,306 --> 00:39:09,513
God damn it.
722
00:39:11,344 --> 00:39:13,221
What me fuck was that?
723
00:39:19,785 --> 00:39:21,731
[gunshots]
724
00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:27,934
Dude, what the fuck?
725
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,265
I almost got him.
726
00:39:30,496 --> 00:39:32,669
Fuck!
727
00:39:32,932 --> 00:39:35,708
What a fucking
mew. What a mew.
728
00:39:35,935 --> 00:39:38,211
I did my last thing...
729
00:39:38,437 --> 00:39:40,713
30, 25 years ago.
730
00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:43,477
It felt better than fucking.
731
00:39:45,611 --> 00:39:47,090
I'm making pork chops.
732
00:39:47,313 --> 00:39:48,986
OK, Ma.
733
00:39:49,215 --> 00:39:51,024
It was your fathers thing.
734
00:39:57,323 --> 00:40:00,532
You gonna be home for dinner?
735
00:40:00,793 --> 00:40:02,568
Yeah, Ma.
736
00:40:05,197 --> 00:40:07,074
I'm sorry, Ma.
737
00:40:19,912 --> 00:40:23,121
From our favorite schoolboy.
738
00:40:23,382 --> 00:40:25,020
Yeah?
739
00:40:30,089 --> 00:40:31,625
Ifs no problem.
740
00:40:31,891 --> 00:40:34,098
I just taught him good manners
and a moral code.
741
00:40:36,829 --> 00:40:38,331
Is he out of business?
742
00:40:38,564 --> 00:40:42,376
I put the scare into
him. He pissed his pants.
743
00:40:44,069 --> 00:40:45,946
Not bad, nephew.
744
00:40:58,117 --> 00:40:59,824
Came on.
745
00:41:05,224 --> 00:41:06,931
Ohhh!
746
00:41:07,193 --> 00:41:08,297
Yo, Domanoach.
747
00:41:08,527 --> 00:41:10,165
- Hey, how you doing?
- Long time no see. All right?
748
00:41:10,396 --> 00:41:11,272
Hey, some on, you're way behind.
749
00:41:11,530 --> 00:41:12,668
You know my nephew Joseph.
750
00:41:12,898 --> 00:41:14,605
Joe, haw you doing?
Joey. Joe, he's y...
751
00:41:14,867 --> 00:41:16,676
- Remember this guy, right?
- That's lime Joey?
752
00:41:16,902 --> 00:41:17,937
Petey B...
753
00:41:18,204 --> 00:41:19,376
hasn't changed a bit.
754
00:41:19,605 --> 00:41:20,481
Hey, all glowed up.
755
00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:22,776
Yeah. Careful 01
these two, Joe, right?
756
00:41:23,042 --> 00:41:24,350
You know this?
757
00:41:24,577 --> 00:41:26,750
Hard cases. Arch criminals.
758
00:41:26,979 --> 00:41:28,788
New
759
00:41:30,249 --> 00:41:31,728
So what's trump, then?
760
00:41:31,951 --> 00:41:32,895
Spades.
761
00:41:33,118 --> 00:41:34,927
Spades is trump.
what do you mink?
762
00:41:35,821 --> 00:41:37,300
Hey!
763
00:41:40,726 --> 00:41:43,036
You don'! bring one
for my nephew? Go, now.
764
00:41:43,262 --> 00:41:44,263
Hey, Unc, rs ak.
765
00:41:44,497 --> 00:41:45,840
Petey, give him yours.
766
00:41:46,098 --> 00:41:47,042
Hmm?
767
00:41:47,266 --> 00:41:49,439
Kid's cumin' right
hack, give him yours.
768
00:41:49,668 --> 00:41:52,478
Sure.
There you go. Joey.
769
00:41:52,738 --> 00:41:54,513
- Thanks.
- Salud.
770
00:41:54,740 --> 00:41:56,947
- Salud, Joey.
- Salud.
771
00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:05,625
- Hey boss.
- All right, man.
772
00:42:05,851 --> 00:42:06,625
Goad seeing you.
773
00:42:06,852 --> 00:42:08,490
[INAUDIBLE].
774
00:42:10,022 --> 00:42:13,333
You call me, ok? Don'!
he an asshole. Whoop!
775
00:42:14,493 --> 00:42:15,369
It went good.
776
00:42:16,695 --> 00:42:19,301
It went good.
777
00:42:19,532 --> 00:42:22,172
They can he a couple of real
[FOREIGN DIALOGUE].
778
00:42:22,434 --> 00:42:23,208
See you tomorrow, right?
779
00:42:23,435 --> 00:42:25,073
See you.
780
00:42:33,612 --> 00:42:37,560
Hey, huh? Hey, mm?
781
00:42:37,783 --> 00:42:40,127
You get a guy like.
well, say me.
782
00:42:40,352 --> 00:42:44,664
I did a lot of dirty work
for them. you know'?
783
00:42:44,890 --> 00:42:49,339
Now a spot opens up where
you can make $3,000 a week.
784
00:42:49,562 --> 00:42:54,272
The big boss says.
'No, rs going to my nephew,"
785
00:42:54,533 --> 00:42:56,843
and they bypass a guy like me.
786
00:42:57,069 --> 00:42:59,709
That's what weakened the family.
787
00:42:59,972 --> 00:43:03,078
Hey, listen, check it out.
Brought you a flower.
788
00:43:04,476 --> 00:43:06,353
Mmm, a red rose.
789
00:43:06,579 --> 00:43:08,024
Haw ordinary.
790
00:43:10,049 --> 00:43:11,323
Came on. wail a second.
791
00:43:11,550 --> 00:43:13,359
Ordinary?
Na, nu, this is a Vulcan rose.
792
00:43:13,586 --> 00:43:14,462
Never heard of it.
793
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:17,997
Petey eats lunch here
almost every day.
794
00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:19,827
Slop it, Joe, ok?
795
00:43:20,059 --> 00:43:21,663
Just stop.
796
00:43:21,894 --> 00:43:25,239
You're playing games.
Seven years ago, now.
797
00:43:25,497 --> 00:43:26,498
Na. Terri...
798
00:43:26,732 --> 00:43:28,837
I should have figured
that could be trouble.
799
00:43:29,068 --> 00:43:31,708
Hey, listen in me. Listen.
hey, listen In me. Listen.
800
00:43:31,937 --> 00:43:35,043
But all I was
thinking about
801
00:43:35,274 --> 00:43:38,312
I love you.
I have always loved you
802
00:43:38,577 --> 00:43:41,387
and I will lave you (or as long
as I live.
803
00:43:41,614 --> 00:43:46,085
Who-
Who are you, Joe Neiderman?
804
00:43:46,352 --> 00:43:48,389
Who are you?
805
00:43:48,621 --> 00:43:50,259
Terri...
806
00:43:53,392 --> 00:43:55,929
...I'd like to use one of
my lifelines on this one.
807
00:43:57,896 --> 00:43:59,773
Fine.
808
00:44:01,734 --> 00:44:03,372
I can play games loo.
809
00:44:11,744 --> 00:44:14,247
Women are the bloodthirsty
little bastards, you know?
810
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,686
Yeah.
811
00:44:15,948 --> 00:44:17,120
They go to a hockey game.
812
00:44:17,383 --> 00:44:18,521
They dun'! wanna see
a guy score a goal.
813
00:44:18,751 --> 00:44:21,960
They wanna see a guy whack a guy
with a hockey stick.
814
00:44:22,221 --> 00:44:23,757
You are gonna love this.
815
00:44:23,989 --> 00:44:26,162
Your uncle got this for you...
816
00:44:26,425 --> 00:44:29,599
and it's signed
by Bobby Hull his self.
817
00:44:29,828 --> 00:44:30,636
Oh yeah?
818
00:44:34,967 --> 00:44:37,607
Chicago goal
by number nine -
819
00:44:37,836 --> 00:44:39,713
Bobby Hull!
820
00:44:43,075 --> 00:44:47,182
Assisted by number nine -
Bobby Hull!
821
00:44:47,413 --> 00:44:48,414
And
822
00:44:50,015 --> 00:44:51,824
number nine...
823
00:44:53,585 --> 00:44:57,089
Bobby Hull.
824
00:44:57,322 --> 00:44:59,131
Oh no.All!
825
00:45:03,362 --> 00:45:04,864
Time of the goal
826
00:45:05,130 --> 00:45:08,009
Bobby fucking Hull!
827
00:45:17,710 --> 00:45:18,984
Oh, Uncle Dom, thank Jesus.
828
00:45:20,946 --> 00:45:24,450
I ought to put my shoe so tar up your ass
you'd he scraping Shihola oh' your teeth.
829
00:45:24,683 --> 00:45:26,060
You know that kid
by the beef shop?
830
00:45:26,318 --> 00:45:27,422
He's dating Josephine, moron.
831
00:45:27,653 --> 00:45:29,360
- Your daughter Josephine?
- Yeah, what did I tell you?
832
00:45:29,621 --> 00:45:32,124
I told you to bust him to zero.
To zero. right?
833
00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:33,131
Fuck.
834
00:45:33,358 --> 00:45:34,962
Zero.
835
00:45:35,194 --> 00:45:37,674
He shows up at my house last
night with a ring.
836
00:45:37,896 --> 00:45:40,001
A ring? Gad damned
engagement ring (or who?
837
00:45:40,232 --> 00:45:41,939
My 'WY? My daugmer;
My Josephine?
838
00:45:42,201 --> 00:45:44,477
- Where'd the money come from, Joey?
- I don't know.
839
00:45:44,703 --> 00:45:46,080
Where'd the money come (mm?
840
00:45:46,338 --> 00:45:47,544
You fuck.
841
00:45:48,674 --> 00:45:50,449
Top of mm my buddy Jim.
842
00:45:50,676 --> 00:45:52,314
My buddy Jimmys the
offoer at the hank.
843
00:45:52,544 --> 00:45:54,990
Flagged your ponied credit card
ap'. What's that about?
844
00:45:55,214 --> 00:45:56,750
Dan'! make it worse.
845
00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:58,892
Showed me the bogus signatures
you wrote for what'?
846
00:45:59,151 --> 00:46:02,155
Cash advances? From your own
mother? My sister? Hey!
847
00:46:02,387 --> 00:46:06,597
My sister broke her fucking an'n
grocery shopping, for you. you fuck.
848
00:46:06,859 --> 00:46:08,532
NI!
849
00:46:11,830 --> 00:46:13,468
Fuck you, looking at?
Get out of here.
850
00:46:13,699 --> 00:46:15,372
I'm talking in my nephew.
851
00:46:27,713 --> 00:46:33,686
Oh Gad. Come here.
852
00:46:33,919 --> 00:46:35,057
Oh.
853
00:46:35,287 --> 00:46:38,131
Will you get it through your
head, you're a square.
854
00:46:38,390 --> 00:46:40,199
You understand that?
You're a square.
855
00:46:40,425 --> 00:46:42,462
That's a good thing In he.
856
00:46:42,728 --> 00:46:45,368
Ifs a good thing.
857
00:46:45,597 --> 00:46:47,907
You're not the least bk like
your uncle.
858
00:46:48,133 --> 00:46:50,010
You're a square.
859
00:46:53,739 --> 00:46:55,582
Came on. Let me buy you a drink.
860
00:46:55,808 --> 00:46:58,254
No, no, no, I gotta... I gotta
take care... I gotta go.
861
00:47:03,148 --> 00:47:09,360
Ah.
862
00:47:09,621 --> 00:47:12,602
Your nephew broke the
strap on my Dino Bigionis.
863
00:47:19,231 --> 00:47:23,737
Boom, he smacked me. knocked me
off the chair and everything.
864
00:47:23,969 --> 00:47:26,074
Yeah. you know.
you( FOREIGN DIALOGUE)
865
00:47:26,305 --> 00:47:27,079
hadda hing badda boom...
866
00:47:27,306 --> 00:47:28,614
heat the hell out of me.
867
00:47:28,841 --> 00:47:32,618
A severe beefing
was administered
868
00:47:32,845 --> 00:47:35,951
because somebody did something
869
00:47:36,181 --> 00:47:39,788
or somebody stepped out of line
to the point where...
870
00:47:40,018 --> 00:47:41,292
he had it coming.
871
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:42,726
I made a mistake in my lie
872
00:47:42,988 --> 00:47:45,832
and I deserve for R
everything I got.
873
00:47:46,091 --> 00:47:47,297
Got a lot of regrets.
874
00:47:47,526 --> 00:47:51,736
Shoulda went to school.
That's the biggest regret.
875
00:47:55,767 --> 00:47:57,474
[♪♪]
876
00:48:09,348 --> 00:48:11,658
Relax. Nobody's gonna get hurt
877
00:48:11,884 --> 00:48:14,023
Oh, accelerate, please, for the
love of God.
878
00:48:14,286 --> 00:48:16,596
Now, listen. Johnny Cross did
the exact same thing -
879
00:48:16,822 --> 00:48:21,532
he kidnapped the biggest policy guy on the
South Side and convinced him to retire.
880
00:48:21,793 --> 00:48:23,397
Now, the Cross took over the
whole South Side.
881
00:48:23,629 --> 00:48:25,336
Sent him 25 percent
like clockwork
882
00:48:25,564 --> 00:48:29,205
and he made the Outfit millions.
883
00:48:29,468 --> 00:48:31,277
Made him boss.
884
00:48:32,371 --> 00:48:36,148
The old Joe must die.
885
00:48:36,375 --> 00:48:39,720
Joe Rich. Joe Rich. Joe Rich.
886
00:48:39,978 --> 00:48:43,255
They used to call him
[FOREIGN DIALOGUE].
887
00:48:43,482 --> 00:48:45,962
Very well dressed but no money.
888
00:49:04,670 --> 00:49:06,115
The dd MIR market?
889
00:49:06,338 --> 00:49:08,147
Yeah, what's left of it.
890
00:49:12,444 --> 00:49:15,721
This was all supposed
to be condos.
891
00:49:15,948 --> 00:49:18,451
The developer bought north of
the university,
892
00:49:18,717 --> 00:49:20,390
so when my dad died
893
00:49:20,619 --> 00:49:22,826
Ma couldn't bring herself m
sell this place for
894
00:49:23,088 --> 00:49:24,795
[FOREIGN DIALOGUE.
895
00:49:55,053 --> 00:49:57,033
The old cooler.
896
00:49:57,255 --> 00:50:01,931
Apples, nectarines, plums
floor to ceiling.
897
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,835
Fruit and sawdust.
You can still smell it. huh?
898
00:50:08,166 --> 00:50:09,941
And these walls.
899
00:50:10,168 --> 00:50:11,875
They're three feet thick...
900
00:50:15,107 --> 00:50:17,610
.just like your head.
901
00:50:17,843 --> 00:50:18,821
Fuck you mo.
902
00:50:19,077 --> 00:50:21,216
Are you gonna do this
thing with me or what?
903
00:50:24,516 --> 00:50:26,462
Ah! [LAUGHS].
904
00:50:32,657 --> 00:50:36,628
You can'! rat on people and you
can'! steal from them.
905
00:50:36,862 --> 00:50:38,466
I mean. 'cause. you know.
906
00:50:38,697 --> 00:50:40,973
Mars like signing
a death warrant, you know?
907
00:50:52,110 --> 00:50:53,589
If they gm rid of the word
908
00:50:53,812 --> 00:50:55,450
F-U-C-K.
909
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,819
There wouldn't be
any dialogue at all.
910
00:51:09,061 --> 00:51:11,007
Came on.
911
00:51:11,229 --> 00:51:12,572
I lake a hall, John Belushi.
912
00:51:12,831 --> 00:51:15,209
This time it ain't for a
homosexual panic. Come on.
913
00:51:15,467 --> 00:51:17,276
Lick my halls.
914
00:51:33,652 --> 00:51:36,462
What does it mean.
I'm glad you're hack?
915
00:51:36,688 --> 00:51:38,167
I'm glad you're hack, you're
living with your mother
916
00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:40,768
in her basement
I'm glad you're hack?
917
00:51:43,895 --> 00:51:47,399
I'm glad you're back and not such a big shot
any more with your tail between your legs.
918
00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:49,612
I'm glad you're hack? Hmm?
919
00:51:49,835 --> 00:51:52,782
What does it mean.
I'm glad you're hack?
920
00:51:58,543 --> 00:52:00,420
What is wrong with you?
921
00:52:05,050 --> 00:52:06,028
[mucus] us...
922
00:52:06,251 --> 00:52:11,200
A downtown resiauranl
wanted my meatballs.
923
00:52:11,423 --> 00:52:14,302
Hut all oi a sudden
my son becomes
924
00:52:14,559 --> 00:52:16,937
the Galloping Gourmet over here.
925
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,307
They're gonna (all apart.
926
00:52:23,568 --> 00:52:25,070
They're not gonna hold.
927
00:52:27,772 --> 00:52:29,911
There's gonna be naming
In hold them together.
928
00:52:32,477 --> 00:52:33,956
Ma, do you have in control
every blessed thing I db.
929
00:52:34,212 --> 00:52:36,749
Even when you're a figment
of my imagination?
930
00:52:41,586 --> 00:52:43,429
They're not gonna hold together.
931
00:52:47,325 --> 00:52:48,497
They're not gonna hold.
932
00:52:50,428 --> 00:52:52,772
They're not gonna hold together.
933
00:53:04,409 --> 00:53:06,548
[LAUGHS] Meatballs?
934
00:53:06,778 --> 00:53:09,759
What's with the meatballs?
935
00:53:09,981 --> 00:53:13,087
She put them in the boiling
sauce while they were raw.
936
00:53:13,318 --> 00:53:15,924
We call it gravy. A lot
of people call it sauce.
937
00:53:16,154 --> 00:53:19,499
And for some reason
or another, R kept them...
938
00:53:19,758 --> 00:53:22,705
extremely sol and moist.
939
00:53:22,928 --> 00:53:25,067
That's a trade secret.
940
00:53:44,516 --> 00:53:46,462
There he is.
941
00:53:47,686 --> 00:53:50,166
Little chef Jew-boy
Ardee his self, hmm?
942
00:53:50,388 --> 00:53:52,197
Hey, Unc.
943
00:53:59,331 --> 00:54:01,140
You take care of manning?
944
00:54:01,366 --> 00:54:02,344
What Ming?
945
00:54:02,567 --> 00:54:04,342
With our female family member.
946
00:54:04,569 --> 00:54:07,607
Yeah, I cut up the card, I
made a payment an the balance.
947
00:54:07,872 --> 00:54:11,547
Goad buy.
948
00:54:11,810 --> 00:54:13,414
I'll slay a minute, I
gm a handball game.
949
00:54:13,645 --> 00:54:15,420
Oh. why don't you stay two
minutes?
950
00:54:15,647 --> 00:54:19,959
Try a meatball, because grandma
gave me her secret.
951
00:54:21,553 --> 00:54:23,863
Hey, got the wine.
952
00:54:46,444 --> 00:54:48,151
Hey, not had.
953
00:54:48,413 --> 00:54:50,893
You know, for a guy who's
not a real Eye-lalian.
954
00:54:51,116 --> 00:54:53,118
But a half a Heb, huh?
955
00:54:53,385 --> 00:54:54,523
I don't know what you are.
956
00:54:58,056 --> 00:55:00,332
I'm a Sicilian Jew.
957
00:55:00,558 --> 00:55:05,268
I'll kill you. but I'll feel
guilty about it.
958
00:55:42,334 --> 00:55:43,813
Hey big guy, you UP?
959
00:55:44,069 --> 00:55:45,912
Yeah. Yeah.
960
00:55:47,105 --> 00:55:48,607
Don't, no, no, don't gel up.
961
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,820
You light headed?
Just sit still.
962
00:55:51,976 --> 00:55:52,852
Ah.
963
00:55:56,014 --> 00:55:57,891
What the hell happened?
964
00:55:59,351 --> 00:56:04,130
You passed out, Unc. Gave
us a hell of a scare.
965
00:56:04,356 --> 00:56:07,166
He's ok. You're feeling all
right, right, Uncle Dominic?
966
00:56:09,127 --> 00:56:09,969
Yeah.
967
00:56:10,195 --> 00:56:12,175
Went down like a sack of meat.
968
00:56:13,665 --> 00:56:14,541
Ah.
969
00:56:18,470 --> 00:56:22,976
Here's a washcloth.
970
00:56:23,208 --> 00:56:25,882
I think it's time that
you take it a little easier,
971
00:56:26,144 --> 00:56:29,125
maybe slow down a little bit.
972
00:56:31,349 --> 00:56:33,522
What file hell?
973
00:56:33,785 --> 00:56:35,662
We was having lunch...
974
00:56:37,389 --> 00:56:39,835
right?
975
00:56:40,058 --> 00:56:42,197
Yeah, at your dad's old plane.
976
00:56:43,795 --> 00:56:45,172
We're still at dad's old place.
977
00:56:53,138 --> 00:56:54,583
Your gym hag...
978
00:56:56,174 --> 00:56:58,051
that's right here.
979
00:57:04,215 --> 00:57:08,061
Only now, we're in the cooler.
980
00:57:08,319 --> 00:57:11,163
Thai chain.
Ifs stainless steel.
981
00:57:12,257 --> 00:57:14,567
I got a proposal to make.
982
00:57:20,665 --> 00:57:22,372
Do you know how much
gotta be in there?
983
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,274
Three, (our hundred K at least.
984
00:57:30,041 --> 00:57:31,520
You got a proposal, huh?
985
00:57:36,448 --> 00:57:37,586
Bernard. go get the camp toilet.
986
00:57:37,849 --> 00:57:40,159
Reassemble it
and bring R back here.
987
00:57:40,385 --> 00:57:41,329
HEY-
988
00:57:41,553 --> 00:57:43,260
Two. At least two.
989
00:57:43,521 --> 00:57:47,128
Well, excuse me.
Mr Got-Rocks. At least two.
990
00:57:47,358 --> 00:57:50,896
He's fucking with me.
You fucking with me, Joey?
991
00:57:51,129 --> 00:57:52,301
I gotta go back in there.
992
00:57:52,564 --> 00:57:55,204
Jesus, give him a break. Let him
lake a shit in peace. He's...
993
00:57:55,433 --> 00:57:59,245
Fuck with me.
Gad damn it.
994
00:57:59,471 --> 00:58:01,075
He's pissed all enough as it is.
995
00:58:01,306 --> 00:58:04,287
I'm your uncle.
I'm your family.
996
00:58:04,542 --> 00:58:07,489
I will break you
in fucking half.
997
00:58:07,712 --> 00:58:09,248
Ah, mars your first
reaction, I don't blame you.
998
00:58:09,481 --> 00:58:12,928
Come here, you.
fuck, ow! Argh!
999
00:58:13,151 --> 00:58:14,027
Jesus.
1000
00:58:14,285 --> 00:58:14,729
Fuck.
1001
00:58:14,953 --> 00:58:15,624
God damn it.
1002
00:58:15,887 --> 00:58:16,524
Oh, oh, oh.
1003
00:58:16,754 --> 00:58:18,961
I busted my nose.
1004
00:58:19,224 --> 00:58:23,434
Oh God damn it!
1005
00:58:23,661 --> 00:58:25,265
I'll be back in a little bit.
1006
00:58:28,266 --> 00:58:31,907
Well, don't get last.
He's your uncle.
1007
00:58:32,904 --> 00:58:35,009
It's not wrong to
extort money from people
1008
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:38,710
but you don't take it
from your own people.
1009
00:58:38,943 --> 00:58:41,753
If you're gonna do it. I mean
if you're so inclined.
1010
00:58:41,980 --> 00:58:44,620
There's lots of other people you
can take the money from.
1011
00:58:51,356 --> 00:58:52,664
My Grandpa Joe Laprada.
1012
00:58:52,924 --> 00:58:55,734
When he would be picked up
by the oops.
1013
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,237
Well, you never tell the cops
your real name so...
1014
00:58:59,464 --> 00:59:03,071
he would hell them his
name was Joe Rich.
1015
00:59:05,136 --> 00:59:06,342
Joe Rich?
1016
00:59:06,604 --> 00:59:09,448
Yeah, and now...
1017
00:59:09,674 --> 00:59:11,381
that's my name.
1018
00:59:11,643 --> 00:59:13,782
I'm working for
my Uncle Dom now.
1019
00:59:17,148 --> 00:59:19,025
I get it.
1020
00:59:19,284 --> 00:59:20,490
What?
1021
00:59:20,718 --> 00:59:22,994
Nothing, just explains a lot.
1022
00:59:25,857 --> 00:59:27,302
I'm turning a big score.
1023
00:59:27,525 --> 00:59:28,833
I could buy a house.
1024
00:59:29,060 --> 00:59:31,267
I could take care oi you.
1025
00:59:35,233 --> 00:59:36,871
I could take care
of a baby.
1026
00:59:37,135 --> 00:59:39,115
Everything we always
talked about.
1027
00:59:39,337 --> 00:59:40,680
Everything I always
talked about.
1028
00:59:40,905 --> 00:59:44,182
Everything that always sent you
screaming into the night.
1029
00:59:44,409 --> 00:59:47,720
That was a different guy.
1030
00:59:47,979 --> 00:59:49,754
You know, I still take
my temperature.
1031
00:59:49,981 --> 00:59:51,654
Like, ten limes a day.
1032
00:59:53,318 --> 00:59:54,456
Yeah?
1033
00:59:54,686 --> 00:59:57,030
I know exactly
when I'm ovulating.
1034
00:59:57,255 --> 01:00:00,702
I weigh myself, like.
ten limes a day.
1035
01:00:00,925 --> 01:00:01,801
Yeah.
1036
01:00:02,060 --> 01:00:06,202
So I know exactly when I'm fat.
1037
01:00:06,431 --> 01:00:07,409
And?
1038
01:00:07,665 --> 01:00:09,508
Na, I'm sorry, rsjusi...
you know what it is?
1039
01:00:09,734 --> 01:00:14,547
I always thought that having a
kid was all about ego.
1040
01:00:14,772 --> 01:00:16,046
There was this Heinlein story.
1041
01:00:16,274 --> 01:00:17,048
I don't remember which one.
1042
01:00:17,275 --> 01:00:20,154
Hut mere was a line
mm went like.
1043
01:00:20,411 --> 01:00:23,722
A sperm and an egg come together
to form a zygote.
1044
01:00:23,948 --> 01:00:26,258
A zygote is
a Ierfilized egg.
1045
01:00:26,517 --> 01:00:27,791
I know what a zygote is.
1046
01:00:28,019 --> 01:00:30,863
Sony. And men it goes...
1047
01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:37,937
I think we just discovered
the meaning of life.
1048
01:00:40,098 --> 01:00:41,805
[♪♪]
1049
01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:23,441
What are you thinking? Do you know what they're
gonna do when they find you. you heeb bastard?
1050
01:01:23,675 --> 01:01:24,949
Now, what the fuck are you
thinking?
1051
01:01:25,176 --> 01:01:26,348
I'm lhinkin' you
need to retire.
1052
01:01:26,611 --> 01:01:27,646
I what?
1053
01:01:27,912 --> 01:01:29,789
Ref ire.
1054
01:01:30,014 --> 01:01:30,549
Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
1055
01:01:30,815 --> 01:01:32,317
Give me this again.
1056
01:01:32,583 --> 01:01:35,393
Retirement. as in it is
time for you to retire.
1057
01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:36,598
- I retire?
- Yeah.
1058
01:01:36,821 --> 01:01:37,993
- What, 'cause you say so?
1059
01:01:38,256 --> 01:01:39,860
Na, because it makes sense.
1060
01:01:40,091 --> 01:01:42,935
Now, would you just listen to me
for. like, two minutes?
1061
01:01:46,464 --> 01:01:48,842
This is your chance to get out
1062
01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:52,638
before the G gets you
before the IRS...
1063
01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:55,350
before you break
your daughters heart.
1064
01:01:55,606 --> 01:01:56,812
You said it yourself.
1065
01:01:57,041 --> 01:02:00,386
Nine out of ten guys.
they wind up dead or in jail.
1066
01:02:04,882 --> 01:02:08,523
Now, the beauty part is you're
still gonna be earning -
1067
01:02:08,786 --> 01:02:11,266
25 percent.
1068
01:02:11,489 --> 01:02:13,264
The only dilference is...
1069
01:02:16,027 --> 01:02:17,973
...we're partners now.
1070
01:02:18,196 --> 01:02:20,005
You and me.
1071
01:02:20,231 --> 01:02:22,006
HEY. you gofia he hungry, huh?
1072
01:02:22,233 --> 01:02:24,509
I went to Rosa's got that
rosemary skirt steak,
1073
01:02:24,736 --> 01:02:25,908
like you like.
1074
01:02:26,170 --> 01:02:29,174
I do me work, you supervise
(mm the farm.
1075
01:02:29,407 --> 01:02:31,080
That ain't that bad.
1076
01:02:31,342 --> 01:02:33,788
How money you got buried
out there, anyway'?
1077
01:02:34,011 --> 01:02:34,853
HEY-
1078
01:02:42,019 --> 01:02:43,692
Now you take your Goddamn
rosemary skirt steak
1079
01:02:43,921 --> 01:02:45,730
and shove it up your ass.
1080
01:02:49,393 --> 01:02:51,202
What's that supposed to be,
Joseph?
1081
01:02:51,429 --> 01:02:55,036
Is that your shit-eating grin.
huh?
1082
01:02:55,266 --> 01:02:57,644
Or you gonna cly now.
mm girl?
1083
01:02:57,902 --> 01:03:00,109
Hmm? Mr Waterworks.
1084
01:03:02,507 --> 01:03:04,180
Yeah.
1085
01:03:04,408 --> 01:03:07,082
Now, you get me the fuck out of here before
you both get what's really coming to you
1086
01:03:07,345 --> 01:03:09,825
cause so far, nephew, I've been
very tolerant of your little
1087
01:03:10,047 --> 01:03:14,052
ball and chain routine here and
your bullshit fucking games.
1088
01:03:14,285 --> 01:03:15,559
Playing dress-up, huh?
1089
01:03:15,787 --> 01:03:17,562
What is this.
my favorite Martian?
1090
01:03:17,789 --> 01:03:20,827
Bernardo, gel your ass
over here.
1091
01:03:21,092 --> 01:03:24,471
Ok, so my nephew's got his
head so far inside your asshole.
1092
01:03:24,729 --> 01:03:26,333
You Goddamn rat bastard punks.
1093
01:03:26,564 --> 01:03:27,668
I swear to Christ.
1094
01:03:27,899 --> 01:03:31,369
I'll make you wish you never
breathed my fucking name.
1095
01:03:31,602 --> 01:03:33,582
God damn you, Joseph.
1096
01:03:33,805 --> 01:03:36,809
Joseph, tum that
Goddamn music down.
1097
01:03:37,074 --> 01:03:38,417
God damn you.
1098
01:03:38,643 --> 01:03:40,145
Tum that fucking music down.
1099
01:03:40,411 --> 01:03:41,185
Fuck.
1100
01:03:41,412 --> 01:03:42,789
Tum it down!
1101
01:03:43,047 --> 01:03:45,823
I'll rip your fucking eyes out.
1102
01:03:46,050 --> 01:03:47,495
You fuck.
1103
01:03:47,718 --> 01:03:49,527
God damn you.
1104
01:03:50,822 --> 01:03:53,166
Tum that Goddamn
music now.
1105
01:03:53,424 --> 01:03:55,199
Tum it down.
1106
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,180
Your relative's transporting
something
1107
01:04:38,436 --> 01:04:40,438
that some friends of ours
are waiting for.
1108
01:04:46,777 --> 01:04:48,085
Plane landed fine.
1109
01:04:49,180 --> 01:04:50,853
Nobody's seen him since.
1110
01:04:52,783 --> 01:04:53,659
Couple days now. More.
1111
01:04:53,885 --> 01:04:56,331
I may be a fuck-up.
1112
01:04:56,554 --> 01:04:59,057
Hut I got yau in the bag so...
1113
01:05:01,025 --> 01:05:05,337
what the fuck dues mat say
about you, mm?
1114
01:05:05,563 --> 01:05:07,702
Huh, Unc?
1115
01:05:07,965 --> 01:05:11,071
You talked to him?
1116
01:05:11,302 --> 01:05:14,977
Listen, sonny, this
is Goddamn serious.
1117
01:05:15,206 --> 01:05:19,177
You let certain people know
that you are designating me
1118
01:05:19,410 --> 01:05:21,083
heir apparent.
1119
01:05:24,248 --> 01:05:26,194
You?
1120
01:05:26,417 --> 01:05:28,795
Ok, Pete, Pete, hold on for a
second. whoa, whoa, whoa. OK. so
1121
01:05:29,053 --> 01:05:32,193
he had some sort of mini cardiac
something event with his heart,
1122
01:05:32,423 --> 01:05:34,096
I don'! know.
hut allerme plane.
1123
01:05:34,358 --> 01:05:35,837
He was at my Ma's for lunch.
1124
01:05:36,060 --> 01:05:38,233
I've been taking him to the
doctor for the past two days.
1125
01:05:40,164 --> 01:05:41,768
Jesus Christ.
1126
01:05:41,999 --> 01:05:44,673
It's crazy.
It's messing with his head.
1127
01:05:44,902 --> 01:05:46,040
Thought it was his heart.
1128
01:05:46,270 --> 01:05:48,773
It is. because it's making
him freak out
1129
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:50,542
because he thinks
he's gonna die.
1130
01:05:50,775 --> 01:05:55,281
Bullshit me. I'll suck the eyeballs out
of your head and piss down the holes.
1131
01:05:55,546 --> 01:05:57,082
Wait for a second
what did I do?
1132
01:05:58,916 --> 01:06:00,896
Haw about this, huh?
1133
01:06:01,118 --> 01:06:06,295
Uncle Dom don't deliver
overnight guaranteed and in Ml.
1134
01:06:06,557 --> 01:06:09,197
He's worm food.
1135
01:06:11,295 --> 01:06:13,172
You too. you little fuck.
1136
01:06:33,751 --> 01:06:36,197
I could make you bacon
and eggs, like you like.
1137
01:06:36,420 --> 01:06:38,127
Oh, no thank you Ma
Me and Bernard.
1138
01:06:38,389 --> 01:06:40,426
We're gonna go to Wisconsin
get some fishing done.
1139
01:06:40,658 --> 01:06:41,830
I really got to gel on the mad.
1140
01:06:42,093 --> 01:06:43,128
Oh yeah?
1141
01:06:43,394 --> 01:06:45,101
But you wanna go fishing
mommy'll take you fishing.
1142
01:06:45,329 --> 01:06:46,535
You're a doll. Gotta go.
1143
01:06:52,236 --> 01:06:53,772
You wanna go hunting.
mommy'll take you hunting.
1144
01:06:54,005 --> 01:06:56,349
Oh, hank you, baby.
1145
01:06:56,607 --> 01:06:59,451
There's only one thing your
mother can'! do fur you.
1146
01:07:01,412 --> 01:07:02,789
You know.
1147
01:07:03,014 --> 01:07:04,789
Yeah, ak, I gotta go.
1148
01:07:05,016 --> 01:07:05,892
If I could do that.
1149
01:07:06,150 --> 01:07:09,131
You wouldn't need those nasty
girls at all.
1150
01:07:09,787 --> 01:07:13,633
Joey! Did you hurt yourself?
1151
01:07:13,858 --> 01:07:18,204
Joey.
1152
01:07:18,462 --> 01:07:20,100
Are you hurt'?
1153
01:07:21,132 --> 01:07:22,805
Joe.
1154
01:07:30,174 --> 01:07:32,814
Be careful driving, Joey.
1155
01:07:33,044 --> 01:07:35,684
Dan'! pick up any hitchhikers.
1156
01:07:41,118 --> 01:07:42,791
Ah.
1157
01:07:47,825 --> 01:07:49,463
All right, now you listen to me.
1158
01:07:49,693 --> 01:07:53,903
I am a desperate, selfish little
fuck, just like you said,
1159
01:07:54,165 --> 01:07:58,636
but we got the answer to both of
our problems right here.
1160
01:07:58,869 --> 01:08:02,009
Are you fucking nuts or what'?
1161
01:08:02,239 --> 01:08:03,843
Hey Joe...
1162
01:08:04,075 --> 01:08:06,453
You're lucked up an dope? What?
1163
01:08:06,710 --> 01:08:08,519
Let's end this thing. I don't
wanna see you like this.
1164
01:08:08,746 --> 01:08:10,225
Hey Joe, what do you
think about maybe we.
1165
01:08:10,481 --> 01:08:11,118
Shut up!
1166
01:08:11,348 --> 01:08:12,383
What's the matter with you?
1167
01:08:12,650 --> 01:08:14,254
Ah, look, you don't have to
see no-one.
1168
01:08:14,485 --> 01:08:17,694
No embarrassing public
appearances.
1169
01:08:17,922 --> 01:08:19,458
Give me mm fucking hag.
1170
01:08:19,723 --> 01:08:21,100
Give me the hag.
Give me the fucking bag.
1171
01:08:21,358 --> 01:08:22,063
Dan'! hi! him.
1172
01:08:22,326 --> 01:08:24,431
I'm not gonna...
fucking hell.
1173
01:08:24,662 --> 01:08:26,107
He's my uncle.
for Christ's sake.
1174
01:08:26,330 --> 01:08:27,809
Think I'm gonna hit family'?
1175
01:08:33,938 --> 01:08:35,246
But you know what?
1176
01:08:37,775 --> 01:08:38,913
Agun.
1177
01:08:41,178 --> 01:08:43,385
Agun is a wonderful thing
You wanna know why?
1178
01:08:43,614 --> 01:08:46,595
Because it distances you
from aggression.
1179
01:08:46,851 --> 01:08:48,125
Yeah.
1180
01:08:48,352 --> 01:08:49,695
And it still gets the job done.
1181
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:51,558
Yeah. Huh?
1182
01:08:52,590 --> 01:08:54,729
Hey, you want aggression?
Come here.
1183
01:08:56,794 --> 01:08:59,741
Gel close. Yeah.
1184
01:08:59,964 --> 01:09:01,568
Came on, gel personal.
1185
01:09:01,799 --> 01:09:02,743
Gel personal.
1186
01:09:09,273 --> 01:09:12,117
Hey! You got a head on you like
the top of this fucking table.
1187
01:09:12,376 --> 01:09:16,882
You make hat Goddamn phone
call. I'll deliver the hag...
1188
01:09:17,114 --> 01:09:18,718
and evelyane lives
happy ever alter.
1189
01:09:18,949 --> 01:09:20,223
No, Joe, Joe...
1190
01:09:20,451 --> 01:09:24,263
double ought buck
makes a hole this big.
1191
01:09:24,488 --> 01:09:25,933
Uncle Dom, you son of a bitch.
1192
01:09:26,157 --> 01:09:31,505
You're fucking up, kid
You're fucking up.
1193
01:09:31,762 --> 01:09:33,241
Joe.
1194
01:09:33,464 --> 01:09:34,306
Came on.
1195
01:09:34,565 --> 01:09:36,203
Shut up!
1196
01:09:45,075 --> 01:09:46,383
Fucking...
1197
01:09:50,147 --> 01:09:51,785
Let him go.
1198
01:09:52,016 --> 01:09:54,223
Nobody's really gotten hurt yet.
1199
01:09:54,485 --> 01:09:57,159
I'm soared.
1200
01:09:58,923 --> 01:10:00,800
A... an attack of fem-itis.
1201
01:10:10,534 --> 01:10:11,979
Jesus Christ.
1202
01:10:12,203 --> 01:10:15,810
Recipient oi the
Na Balls Peace Prize.
1203
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:16,984
- Absolutely.
- Oh my God.
1204
01:10:17,208 --> 01:10:19,017
That's me, like, big lime.
1205
01:10:21,312 --> 01:10:24,521
No. No, I'm not winding up at
the bottom again. Not again.
1206
01:10:24,782 --> 01:10:27,092
Come on, everybody winds up on the bottom, man.
Does it have to be today'?
1207
01:10:27,318 --> 01:10:31,994
Let me ask you, Uncle Dom.
what would you do? Huh?
1208
01:10:32,223 --> 01:10:33,759
Hey!
1209
01:10:34,024 --> 01:10:36,630
Would you put the gun down if
you had the drop on someone
1210
01:10:36,860 --> 01:10:38,669
the way I gm me drop on you?
1211
01:10:45,469 --> 01:10:48,450
Your dad died.
He let you down.
1212
01:10:48,672 --> 01:10:50,652
[gun cock]
1213
01:10:50,874 --> 01:10:54,083
My an died.
He let me down.
1214
01:10:55,746 --> 01:11:00,252
Every male role model in my
lie has let me down.
1215
01:11:00,517 --> 01:11:03,020
Except Captain Kirk, but even I
know he's not for real.
1216
01:11:03,254 --> 01:11:04,892
Joe.
1217
01:11:06,857 --> 01:11:07,699
Joe, don't.
1218
01:11:07,925 --> 01:11:11,134
Are you for real.
Uncle Dom?
1219
01:11:11,395 --> 01:11:14,035
Don't let me down.
1220
01:11:17,167 --> 01:11:20,011
Joseph...
1221
01:11:20,237 --> 01:11:24,777
you're gonna need 27 doctors
1222
01:11:25,042 --> 01:11:27,579
when I'm done with you.
1223
01:11:29,213 --> 01:11:32,353
This is a fucking Monty
Python, for Christ's sake.
1224
01:11:35,953 --> 01:11:37,398
Uncle Dom.
1225
01:11:37,621 --> 01:11:38,964
Tough QW-
1226
01:11:44,695 --> 01:11:46,402
Came on.
1227
01:11:48,966 --> 01:11:50,843
Came on.
1228
01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:16,168
A man.
1229
01:12:24,268 --> 01:12:26,976
There were men...
1230
01:12:27,237 --> 01:12:30,514
and I guess you have to look at
somebody and say,
1231
01:12:30,741 --> 01:12:34,780
"That's me way I wanna he.
That's the way I wanna grow up."
1232
01:12:39,149 --> 01:12:40,492
ls he awake?
1233
01:12:40,751 --> 01:12:42,560
He's cleaning up.
1234
01:12:44,521 --> 01:12:46,398
Did he drink his orange juice?
1235
01:12:49,093 --> 01:12:50,970
Did you talk to him?
1236
01:13:05,008 --> 01:13:06,885
Ifs all mere.
1237
01:13:11,715 --> 01:13:13,592
Haw you doing?
1238
01:13:18,188 --> 01:13:19,963
Hey, Unc...
1239
01:13:22,159 --> 01:13:24,036
are we ok, you and me?
1240
01:13:32,636 --> 01:13:39,781
You are a desperate
selfish little fuck.
1241
01:13:47,751 --> 01:13:49,059
Just like me.
1242
01:14:01,665 --> 01:14:03,372
Ah.
1243
01:14:07,037 --> 01:14:08,880
Put R on me she...
1244
01:14:09,106 --> 01:14:11,916
Let me finish my
little bird bath.
1245
01:14:13,076 --> 01:14:14,919
I made gravy
and meatballs.
1246
01:14:16,213 --> 01:14:18,215
Probably should hold the
meatballs.
1247
01:14:18,449 --> 01:14:22,261
I've had enough
0l your meatballs.
1248
01:14:22,519 --> 01:14:24,624
Well, you should eat
some pasta then. Carbs.
1249
01:14:24,855 --> 01:14:27,062
I mean, you gotta eat.
1250
01:14:29,927 --> 01:14:31,804
Thanks, nephew.
1251
01:14:37,634 --> 01:14:38,738
Salud.
1252
01:14:38,969 --> 01:14:40,414
Salud.
1253
01:14:40,637 --> 01:14:42,446
Salud.
1254
01:15:14,071 --> 01:15:15,948
Gel Up!
1255
01:15:17,474 --> 01:15:19,977
You think you can do that
to me and get away with it?
1256
01:15:20,244 --> 01:15:21,416
You mm rat bastard.
1257
01:15:23,614 --> 01:15:24,490
Came here.
1258
01:15:24,748 --> 01:15:25,351
Hey! Na.
1259
01:15:37,961 --> 01:15:39,804
Fuck.
1260
01:15:43,934 --> 01:15:46,244
I'm gonna kill you.
1261
01:15:59,850 --> 01:16:02,296
Just do it, Unc.
1262
01:16:02,519 --> 01:16:04,192
I wanna see you do it.
1263
01:16:04,454 --> 01:16:05,455
Came on.
1264
01:16:05,689 --> 01:16:08,295
Just push the fucking button.
1265
01:16:08,525 --> 01:16:11,472
I'm gonna kill you...
1266
01:16:11,695 --> 01:16:14,198
and your motherfucking
meatballs.
1267
01:16:20,971 --> 01:16:22,848
Then what are you waiting for'?
1268
01:16:24,975 --> 01:16:26,113
Do il.
1269
01:16:26,343 --> 01:16:28,687
Just fucking do it.
1270
01:16:28,912 --> 01:16:31,791
DO it. do il. do it
DO it!
1271
01:16:32,816 --> 01:16:34,523
[gunshots]
1272
01:16:42,559 --> 01:16:44,436
NI!
1273
01:17:12,055 --> 01:17:13,398
Holy shit.
1274
01:17:14,558 --> 01:17:16,060
Holy shit.
1275
01:17:31,908 --> 01:17:33,785
Oh.
1276
01:17:37,214 --> 01:17:39,888
He was gonna kill you.
1277
01:17:40,117 --> 01:17:42,461
I know.
He was supposed to.
1278
01:17:45,155 --> 01:17:46,429
What?
1279
01:17:46,657 --> 01:17:48,261
You out of your fucking mind?
1280
01:17:48,492 --> 01:17:50,335
Ok, I need you to go to
your mom's house
1281
01:17:50,594 --> 01:17:52,232
and slay there until I call you.
1282
01:17:52,462 --> 01:17:54,271
Well, you
1283
01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:57,774
you wanted honor.
1284
01:17:58,001 --> 01:18:00,208
Ifs d lfs d
You're ok, you're ok.
1285
01:18:00,470 --> 01:18:02,074
Oh, his is fucking...
I...
1286
01:18:02,305 --> 01:18:04,478
- what do you mean...
- lfs d
1287
01:18:04,741 --> 01:18:05,845
...he was supposed lo?
1288
01:18:06,076 --> 01:18:11,890
It's ok. It's ok, forget it. You
saved my ass. Shut up.
1289
01:18:12,115 --> 01:18:15,153
I need you in go to your Ma's
place and slay there, d
1290
01:18:15,419 --> 01:18:17,057
Just don'! go out.
1291
01:18:39,276 --> 01:18:40,983
[screams]
1292
01:18:56,827 --> 01:18:58,704
You shot...
1293
01:19:01,164 --> 01:19:03,007
your Uncle Dom.
1294
01:19:05,869 --> 01:19:07,542
You punk.
1295
01:19:07,804 --> 01:19:09,784
Na, Unc. I...
1296
01:19:10,006 --> 01:19:12,111
no. It wasn't me.
1297
01:19:14,478 --> 01:19:16,788
I didn't think you could do it.
1298
01:19:20,550 --> 01:19:22,860
I didn't think you could do it.
1299
01:19:25,388 --> 01:19:27,698
You did it.
1300
01:19:30,026 --> 01:19:32,336
I didn't think I
could do it either.
1301
01:19:39,436 --> 01:19:41,313
Joe Rich.
1302
01:19:42,572 --> 01:19:44,108
Joe Rich.
1303
01:19:47,944 --> 01:19:49,548
Joe Rich.
1304
01:19:56,052 --> 01:19:59,261
Hey, Unc, let's get you
to the emergency room.
1305
01:19:59,523 --> 01:20:01,127
Let's get out of here.
1306
01:20:01,358 --> 01:20:08,742
Let's get out of here.
1307
01:20:08,965 --> 01:20:10,774
NI!
1308
01:20:13,937 --> 01:20:15,575
[♪♪]
1309
01:21:01,618 --> 01:21:04,428
Ah! Hey, huh?
1310
01:21:04,654 --> 01:21:07,362
[mucus]
1311
01:21:07,624 --> 01:21:10,400
Hey, Uncle Dom, hey, huh?
1312
01:21:12,629 --> 01:21:14,666
Haw you doing?
1313
01:21:14,931 --> 01:21:18,469
Ooh. how you doing?
No, how you doing?
1314
01:21:31,047 --> 01:21:32,390
You know, Joseph.
1315
01:21:32,649 --> 01:21:36,119
I think of you a lot more like
a son than a nephew.
1316
01:21:36,353 --> 01:21:38,663
Always have.
1317
01:21:38,889 --> 01:21:41,870
I wasn't gonna do it, Unc.
1318
01:21:42,125 --> 01:21:44,264
I couldn't do that.
How could I do that?
1319
01:21:44,494 --> 01:21:46,599
You're my uncle, for God's sake.
1320
01:21:46,830 --> 01:21:49,140
I'm gonna dump you in the
Des Plaines fucking river?
1321
01:21:54,571 --> 01:21:56,346
He said he'd give you me bag?
1322
01:21:56,573 --> 01:21:58,553
Came on Petey, haw long have you
known my uncle?
1323
01:21:58,808 --> 01:22:01,482
He got his pride, he don't want
anyone to see him like this.
1324
01:22:01,711 --> 01:22:04,749
He'll give meme bag.
I give it in you.
1325
01:22:05,015 --> 01:22:07,359
He just wants in disappear.
1326
01:22:07,584 --> 01:22:10,394
Disappear. Gel mat
fucking bag...
1327
01:22:12,055 --> 01:22:14,865
or we're all
Casper the Friendly Ghost
1328
01:22:15,091 --> 01:22:17,298
Calma.
Calma.
1329
01:22:19,696 --> 01:22:21,141
Dam's gm it all figured out
1330
01:22:21,364 --> 01:22:25,369
From now on. I make the pick-ups
and the deliveries.
1331
01:22:29,072 --> 01:22:30,449
Every17lifl9'59°“-
1332
01:22:51,061 --> 01:22:54,736
Hey. Come on.
Came on.
1333
01:22:54,965 --> 01:22:55,807
Listen...
1334
01:22:56,066 --> 01:22:57,875
I gotta go out of town
for a few days.
1335
01:22:58,101 --> 01:23:00,809
This is (or you
and for the baby.
1336
01:23:01,071 --> 01:23:05,520
My; Baby.
Joe, we had sex yesterday...
1337
01:23:05,742 --> 01:23:06,777
Mhmm.
1338
01:23:07,043 --> 01:23:08,249
...l don'! know I! I'm
pregnant.
1339
01:23:08,478 --> 01:23:10,253
I mean. there's
no way I could know.
1340
01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:12,926
Yeah, hut I know.
1341
01:23:13,149 --> 01:23:15,789
Right, you know.
1342
01:23:16,052 --> 01:23:18,225
What do you know?
1343
01:23:18,455 --> 01:23:20,093
I know that our baby... is
1344
01:23:20,323 --> 01:23:22,325
sleeping inside you right now
1345
01:23:22,592 --> 01:23:25,766
- and my mom is very excited
- Your mom?
1346
01:23:25,996 --> 01:23:28,840
Your mam always hated me.
1347
01:23:29,099 --> 01:23:31,773
No, she only ever wanted
for us to be happy.
1348
01:23:32,002 --> 01:23:33,948
Now.
1349
01:23:34,170 --> 01:23:35,308
Look in the bag.
1350
01:23:48,284 --> 01:23:50,924
You tell the kid mat his
lather was a priest
1351
01:23:51,154 --> 01:23:53,134
who stole from the
collection plate.
1352
01:23:55,959 --> 01:23:59,065
You know what? No, no
actually...
1353
01:23:59,295 --> 01:24:01,673
you tell him mm his lather
was a warrior.
1354
01:24:09,506 --> 01:24:11,816
Tell him he died on the
moss to save all mankind.
1355
01:24:13,877 --> 01:24:17,086
Who... who are you?
1356
01:24:20,617 --> 01:24:22,392
I'm Joe Rich, baby.
1357
01:24:22,619 --> 01:24:24,496
Who are you?
1358
01:24:26,556 --> 01:24:28,365
I...
1359
01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:35,167
I am Mrs Joseph Neidemuan.
1360
01:24:36,299 --> 01:24:38,336
And I will defend your
sawed honor
1361
01:24:38,568 --> 01:24:42,710
for as long as there is air
and life.
1362
01:25:02,759 --> 01:25:05,103
You're not gonna
clip him, are you?
1363
01:25:05,361 --> 01:25:09,036
Clip him? Kid, you watch
be many movies.
1364
01:25:09,265 --> 01:25:10,437
[FOREIGN DIALOGUE]
1365
01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:13,408
Nobody gels hurt
I just want the bag.
1366
01:25:14,704 --> 01:25:16,206
Watch the cross streets.
1367
01:25:16,439 --> 01:25:17,383
Jesus.
1368
01:25:17,607 --> 01:25:19,450
If you do something
wrong, you know, they.
1369
01:25:19,709 --> 01:25:22,087
I don't know. you know?
1370
01:25:22,345 --> 01:25:25,053
From what I hear, you know.
If you do something wrong
1371
01:25:25,281 --> 01:25:27,227
ifs your tum to go se Jesus.
1372
01:25:27,450 --> 01:25:30,488
His last words were.
'Jesus help me. Jesus help me.“
1373
01:25:30,753 --> 01:25:34,064
That's good. This is good stuff
for the...Huh?
1374
01:26:08,224 --> 01:26:11,330
Hey Bernard, I got your bagels.
1375
01:26:11,561 --> 01:26:14,269
Onion, like you like.
1376
01:26:14,497 --> 01:26:17,137
Yes, I have the hag.
1377
01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:18,538
Yeah, everything's good.
1378
01:26:18,768 --> 01:26:21,248
They just want the hag.
1379
01:26:21,471 --> 01:26:23,178
Yeah, we're in.
1380
01:26:23,439 --> 01:26:25,476
Oh buddy, we are fucking in.
1381
01:26:25,742 --> 01:26:30,452
Hey, uh? No. how you doing?
1382
01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:34,628
Yeah, Forest Preserve, south of
North Avenue on Thatcher.
1383
01:26:34,851 --> 01:26:38,196
Ox, bye.
1384
01:26:38,454 --> 01:26:41,901
Bernard saved my life.
1385
01:26:42,125 --> 01:26:44,969
He's the best friend
I got in the world.
1386
01:26:45,195 --> 01:26:49,575
Hell, right now he's the only
friend I got in the world.
1387
01:26:53,536 --> 01:27:01,079
On the other hand...
Bernard did kill Uncle Dom.
1388
01:27:22,665 --> 01:27:24,770
Whalwauld Uncle Dam do?
1389
01:27:33,076 --> 01:27:35,215
You know, Unc...
1390
01:27:35,478 --> 01:27:41,429
I actually wanted you...
1391
01:27:41,651 --> 01:27:43,460
to shoot me.
1392
01:27:47,257 --> 01:27:52,730
I figured if I was
killed by a real man...
1393
01:27:55,999 --> 01:27:59,708
...well. maybe I could
be reborn...
1394
01:27:59,936 --> 01:28:02,075
as a man.
1395
01:28:04,240 --> 01:28:06,550
Finally a man.
1396
01:28:06,776 --> 01:28:10,314
I guess it's pretty fucked up
1397
01:28:10,580 --> 01:28:13,686
Yeah, it's pretty fucked up.
1398
01:28:36,439 --> 01:28:38,146
Ah.
1399
01:28:58,127 --> 01:29:01,006
Who would Jesus whack?
1400
01:29:27,623 --> 01:29:28,658
Joe!
1401
01:29:28,925 --> 01:29:29,630
Motheriuck.
1402
01:29:29,859 --> 01:29:31,133
[gunshots]
1403
01:30:21,711 --> 01:30:25,249
There's some blood on it.
1404
01:31:00,349 --> 01:31:02,124
It's like that
Patty Smith song...
1405
01:31:04,754 --> 01:31:07,360
...Jesus Died for
Somebody's Sins.
1406
01:31:09,425 --> 01:31:11,063
But not mine.
1407
01:31:14,864 --> 01:31:17,845
Blood.
1408
01:31:18,067 --> 01:31:20,377
Death.
1409
01:31:20,603 --> 01:31:23,106
Rebirth.
1410
01:31:23,372 --> 01:31:25,545
Every S0119-
1411
01:31:25,775 --> 01:31:30,383
Every movie.
1412
01:31:30,613 --> 01:31:31,421
Every everything
1413
01:31:34,550 --> 01:31:36,928
For all you people watching...
1414
01:31:37,153 --> 01:31:40,100
to live long, you gotta smoke.
1415
01:31:40,323 --> 01:31:41,165
Drink.
1416
01:31:41,424 --> 01:31:42,198
Fuck.
1417
01:31:42,425 --> 01:31:43,597
And suck.
1418
01:31:43,826 --> 01:31:45,271
And you'll live a
long lie.
1419
01:31:45,495 --> 01:31:47,634
A happy life
1419
01:31:48,305 --> 01:32:48,930
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