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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:09,468 --> 00:01:11,237 - Welcome to Family Drug Mart, 4 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:14,273 big chain discounts with small family values. 5 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,637 Do you have a family rewards card? 6 00:01:15,672 --> 00:01:16,539 - I do. 7 00:01:16,974 --> 00:01:18,574 I have it here somewhere. 8 00:01:23,812 --> 00:01:25,944 - We can also bring it up with your phone number. 9 00:01:25,979 --> 00:01:27,484 - No, no, I have it here. 10 00:01:27,519 --> 00:01:28,452 I know I do. 11 00:01:28,754 --> 00:01:30,454 - Call back up already. 12 00:01:30,489 --> 00:01:32,225 This is ridiculous. 13 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:35,855 - Back up to the registers, please. 14 00:01:35,890 --> 00:01:37,494 Back up to the registers. 15 00:01:37,529 --> 00:01:38,264 - Here it is. 16 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:38,957 - There you go. 17 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:42,928 - Thank you. 18 00:01:45,570 --> 00:01:47,405 - Welcome to Family Drug Mart, 19 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:52,641 big chain values with small family... values. 20 00:02:01,487 --> 00:02:03,355 - God! God! 21 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:04,422 Hallelujah! 22 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:08,624 God! God! God! God! 23 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:12,628 God! God! God! 24 00:02:12,830 --> 00:02:13,695 Hallelujah! 25 00:02:13,897 --> 00:02:18,964 God! God! God! God! God! 26 00:02:18,999 --> 00:02:23,474 Hallelujah! 27 00:02:29,515 --> 00:02:32,483 Hi Dad, what are you up to? 28 00:02:32,518 --> 00:02:34,485 - I'm just decluttering the apartment. 29 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,322 - I can come over with a hefty bag, 30 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:37,851 it'd be spotless in an hour. 31 00:02:37,886 --> 00:02:39,424 - No, no, no, honey. 32 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:40,821 I have a process. 33 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:42,856 Yeah, a hundred year process. 34 00:02:42,891 --> 00:02:44,330 - Come on. 35 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:46,024 You know, I'm making headway. 36 00:02:46,059 --> 00:02:47,960 Besides which, you probably have a date. 37 00:02:47,995 --> 00:02:48,994 It's Friday night. 38 00:02:49,029 --> 00:02:49,830 - Yeah. 39 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:51,062 Yeah, big date. 40 00:02:51,097 --> 00:02:52,668 Really, with who? 41 00:02:52,703 --> 00:02:53,735 - This guy. 42 00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:56,606 - God. 43 00:02:56,641 --> 00:02:59,543 - A righteous man, good choice. 44 00:02:59,578 --> 00:03:01,039 - All right, I gotta go. 45 00:03:01,074 --> 00:03:02,612 - Wait, wait. 46 00:03:02,647 --> 00:03:04,383 Did you happen to take a brown washcloth 47 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,945 when you were here last? 48 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:07,650 - No. 49 00:03:07,685 --> 00:03:09,586 - I wonder if the super came and stole it. 50 00:03:09,621 --> 00:03:11,390 - No, Dad, the superintendent did not 51 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,656 come into your apartment and take a brown washcloth. 52 00:03:13,691 --> 00:03:14,756 - Oh. 53 00:03:14,791 --> 00:03:15,691 Okay. 54 00:03:15,726 --> 00:03:17,088 - I love you, I gotta go. 55 00:03:17,123 --> 00:03:18,958 - Wait, wait, when are you gonna come over 56 00:03:18,993 --> 00:03:20,399 and take your boxes? 57 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,895 - I don't have any boxes over there. 58 00:03:21,930 --> 00:03:23,732 - Yes you do. 59 00:03:23,767 --> 00:03:25,569 You have an award that you won in high school 60 00:03:25,604 --> 00:03:27,802 and some mail that still comes here for you. 61 00:03:27,837 --> 00:03:29,903 - Just throw all that stuff out. 62 00:03:29,938 --> 00:03:32,070 - You don't want your award from high school? 63 00:03:32,105 --> 00:03:33,643 - Nope. 64 00:03:33,678 --> 00:03:35,348 - Well, there's a box of your mother's stuff 65 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:37,042 that you should go through. 66 00:03:37,077 --> 00:03:39,550 - Why do you have a box of my mother's things? 67 00:03:39,585 --> 00:03:42,080 - Well, you said you didn't want it when she died, 68 00:03:42,115 --> 00:03:45,457 so I kept it in case you changed your mind someday. 69 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:48,559 - Oh, dad, I haven't wanted it in 25 years. 70 00:03:48,594 --> 00:03:50,957 I don't think I'm gonna change my mind now. 71 00:03:50,992 --> 00:03:52,926 - Uh-huh. 72 00:03:52,961 --> 00:03:54,466 You know, some letters she wrote when you were little. 73 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,369 You don't want those? 74 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:57,535 - No. 75 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,098 And maybe some music stuff. 76 00:04:00,133 --> 00:04:01,935 - Just throw it all out, okay? 77 00:04:01,970 --> 00:04:03,068 I gotta go. 78 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:05,576 - Okay. 79 00:04:05,611 --> 00:04:08,546 I'll hold onto it until you can go through it. 80 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:09,745 I love you too. 81 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:10,713 Bye. 82 00:04:10,748 --> 00:04:11,615 - Bye. 83 00:04:16,886 --> 00:04:20,624 - God. God. God. 84 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:14,843 Hello, I'm here for the piano. 85 00:05:14,878 --> 00:05:16,779 Over here. 86 00:05:19,212 --> 00:05:20,816 - Oh wow. 87 00:05:20,851 --> 00:05:23,115 It's even nicer than in the pictures. 88 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:24,215 Why are you selling it? 89 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:25,590 - You got cash? 90 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:26,492 - Yeah. 91 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,460 - Take it. 92 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,926 - Wait, are you Samantha Miller? 93 00:05:32,863 --> 00:05:34,731 You know, I love your music. 94 00:05:34,766 --> 00:05:36,667 I mean, I used to listen to your record all the time, 95 00:05:36,702 --> 00:05:37,899 like 20 years ago. 96 00:05:37,934 --> 00:05:39,065 Why didn't you ever make another one? 97 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:41,133 - I've been a little busy. 98 00:05:41,168 --> 00:05:42,805 Oh, yeah. 99 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:43,740 Sorry. 100 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,043 - Hey Samantha, how are ya? 101 00:05:50,078 --> 00:05:50,879 - I'm fine. 102 00:05:50,914 --> 00:05:52,012 How you be do? 103 00:05:57,624 --> 00:05:59,085 How you be do? 104 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,823 How do you do? 105 00:06:00,858 --> 00:06:02,022 How... 106 00:06:03,091 --> 00:06:04,222 How are you be... 107 00:06:04,257 --> 00:06:05,663 How are you be? 108 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:06,862 - Hi. 109 00:06:06,897 --> 00:06:07,830 S'up boo? 110 00:06:07,865 --> 00:06:08,897 What? 111 00:06:08,932 --> 00:06:10,899 - I said I'm good boo, s'up? 112 00:06:10,934 --> 00:06:14,166 - I have no idea what you're saying to me. 113 00:06:14,201 --> 00:06:16,168 - You asked me how I was. 114 00:06:16,203 --> 00:06:18,577 You said how are you be? 115 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,142 - I was talking to myself. 116 00:06:23,177 --> 00:06:24,946 - Oh, my bad. 117 00:06:24,981 --> 00:06:28,246 Put your earbuds in and then no one will know. 118 00:06:30,052 --> 00:06:30,985 - Ear buds? 119 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:51,269 down 120 00:07:01,853 --> 00:07:05,525 - I think you may be in the wrong line, ma'am. 121 00:07:06,957 --> 00:07:09,320 - All the same items count as one item. 122 00:07:09,355 --> 00:07:11,828 Six cans of tuna is one item. 123 00:07:11,863 --> 00:07:14,325 Three cans of tomato sauce, two. 124 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,261 Three boxes of pasta, three. 125 00:07:16,296 --> 00:07:19,099 Two cartons of eggs, four. 126 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:23,202 This is the 10 items or less line, right? 127 00:07:23,237 --> 00:07:24,973 Yeah. 128 00:07:25,008 --> 00:07:26,304 And I have four items, that's less than 10. 129 00:07:26,339 --> 00:07:29,879 So why do you think that I'm in the wrong line? 130 00:07:29,914 --> 00:07:31,078 - You're fine. 131 00:07:31,113 --> 00:07:32,112 - I'm fine? 132 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:33,047 I'm fine. 133 00:07:33,082 --> 00:07:34,147 - Yes. 134 00:07:35,216 --> 00:07:36,853 - Let me see what you have. 135 00:07:36,888 --> 00:07:38,052 Let's see. 136 00:07:38,087 --> 00:07:39,218 One, two, three, four, five, six, 137 00:07:39,253 --> 00:07:40,318 seven, eight, nine, 10, 11 12. 138 00:07:40,353 --> 00:07:42,056 Wow, that's a lot. 139 00:07:42,091 --> 00:07:43,288 13, 14. 140 00:07:43,323 --> 00:07:45,323 I mean, I don't know, 20, 30, 141 00:07:45,358 --> 00:07:46,929 and that's not even half of them. 142 00:07:46,964 --> 00:07:49,327 So let's agree that, conservatively speaking, 143 00:07:49,362 --> 00:07:52,099 you have 60 or 70 items, right? 144 00:07:52,134 --> 00:07:53,298 Hm? 145 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,135 Yeah? 146 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:59,139 So it seems actually that you are in the wrong line, sir. 147 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,075 Hey, excuse me. 148 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:37,144 Would you mind using one of those bikes? 149 00:08:37,179 --> 00:08:39,080 - Why? 150 00:08:39,115 --> 00:08:40,686 - Because this is the only bike that's in the shade. 151 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,215 Those have a lot of sun on them 152 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,887 because the blinds are broken 153 00:08:43,922 --> 00:08:45,152 and I don't like the sun in my eyes. 154 00:08:45,187 --> 00:08:46,318 - I'm in the middle of my workout. 155 00:08:46,353 --> 00:08:47,891 Sorry. 156 00:08:51,061 --> 00:08:52,995 So, how long you work out for? 157 00:08:53,030 --> 00:08:53,996 - I don't know. 158 00:08:54,031 --> 00:08:55,294 An hour, hour and a half. 159 00:08:55,329 --> 00:08:56,196 And how long you been working out? 160 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:57,802 - I'm not moving! 161 00:09:07,209 --> 00:09:08,912 - Just go! 162 00:09:08,947 --> 00:09:09,880 Go ahead! 163 00:09:11,081 --> 00:09:11,948 Go! 164 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:16,821 - The light is against you, watch where you're going. 165 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:17,756 - Yeah? 166 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:18,856 Get off the fucking phone. 167 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:19,857 - Oh my God. 168 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:20,891 Are you crazy? 169 00:09:20,926 --> 00:09:21,793 - Asshole. 170 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:28,767 - Hey! 171 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:29,933 Hey, hey! 172 00:09:29,968 --> 00:09:32,034 Don't you ever touch my fucking phone. 173 00:09:32,069 --> 00:09:35,103 - Don't text and drive, it's selfish and it's dangerous. 174 00:09:35,138 --> 00:09:36,434 - You know, if you weren't an old lady, 175 00:09:36,469 --> 00:09:37,710 I'd beat the shit out of you. 176 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:38,975 - Oh, you wanna fight? 177 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:40,141 Okay, come on, have a fist fight. 178 00:09:40,176 --> 00:09:41,780 - Okay, fuck you crazy bitch. 179 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,210 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, really? 180 00:09:43,245 --> 00:09:45,080 You wanna fucking fight? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 181 00:09:45,115 --> 00:09:47,379 - All right, all right, all right. 182 00:09:47,414 --> 00:09:49,117 Pussy. 183 00:09:49,152 --> 00:09:50,085 - Oh, I see. 184 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,449 Okay. 185 00:09:51,484 --> 00:09:52,956 You wanna have a fight but you don't really 186 00:09:52,991 --> 00:09:54,925 wanna have a fight, and I'm ready to fight, 187 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,861 I'm right here, but you're not doing anything, 188 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,159 so now I'm gonna go. 189 00:09:58,194 --> 00:10:00,865 - Okay yeah, you better walk away. 190 00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:07,465 Hey hey hey! 191 00:10:12,109 --> 00:10:12,976 - Fuck! 192 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,376 Ow. 193 00:10:17,411 --> 00:10:18,344 - Hey, lady. 194 00:10:18,379 --> 00:10:20,819 Lady! Lady! 195 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,480 Got it all on film if you want it. 196 00:10:22,515 --> 00:10:23,349 - Oh yeah? 197 00:10:23,384 --> 00:10:25,450 Yeah, let me see. 198 00:10:25,485 --> 00:10:27,221 - What the fuck? 199 00:10:27,256 --> 00:10:28,827 What are you doing? 200 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:30,422 - Thanks. 201 00:10:30,457 --> 00:10:32,028 Thanks very much. 202 00:10:32,063 --> 00:10:32,996 Asshole. 203 00:10:33,031 --> 00:10:34,195 - What the fuck, are you crazy? 204 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:35,493 - Yeah, I'm crazy. 205 00:10:35,528 --> 00:10:36,494 - What the fuck is wrong with you? 206 00:10:36,529 --> 00:10:37,231 - Shut the fuck up. 207 00:10:37,266 --> 00:10:38,067 - Police! 208 00:10:38,102 --> 00:10:38,903 Police! 209 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,234 Police! 210 00:10:40,269 --> 00:10:44,370 the B side 211 00:10:47,507 --> 00:10:49,144 Wait, wait wait. 212 00:10:49,179 --> 00:10:50,981 - Come on. 213 00:10:51,016 --> 00:10:53,984 Are you really cutting in front of me? 214 00:11:05,129 --> 00:11:05,996 - Hey. 215 00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:17,073 - Do you understand what people are saying to you? 216 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,208 - Samantha, not this again. 217 00:11:20,243 --> 00:11:22,980 - Because I don't know what people are talking about. 218 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:27,886 Like, I mean, why are they even talking? 219 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,856 This isn't that like age thing, 220 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,023 where suddenly you don't know what that thing is called 221 00:11:33,058 --> 00:11:35,058 that you sweep dust into with a broom. 222 00:11:35,093 --> 00:11:39,161 I literally don't know what people are talking about. 223 00:11:39,196 --> 00:11:40,459 What's happening? 224 00:11:40,494 --> 00:11:41,834 - No. 225 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,396 That doesn't happen to me. 226 00:11:43,431 --> 00:11:45,970 I do understand what people are saying to me. 227 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,940 I do understand what's happening. 228 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,502 Come on. 229 00:11:52,572 --> 00:11:53,945 - Let's move. 230 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,343 - I can't do your whole thing again. 231 00:11:56,378 --> 00:11:59,016 - Excuse me, I didn't realize that moving to another table 232 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,578 was a whole thing. 233 00:12:00,613 --> 00:12:02,954 Fine, we'll stay here. 234 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:04,516 - I'm sorry. 235 00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:05,891 I love you. 236 00:12:06,355 --> 00:12:07,552 Deeply. 237 00:12:07,587 --> 00:12:09,895 And I've tried, I really have. 238 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,964 But it's just too draining. 239 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:16,396 I mean, maybe you need to talk to someone. 240 00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,002 Maybe that will help. 241 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:19,597 - What do you mean, talk to someone? 242 00:12:19,632 --> 00:12:20,939 I am talking to someone. 243 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,402 I'm talking to you, my friend. 244 00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,272 - You're depressed. 245 00:12:24,307 --> 00:12:25,306 It happens. 246 00:12:26,042 --> 00:12:29,013 Sometimes we need help from a therapist. 247 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:31,378 Even go on medication for a while. 248 00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:33,380 Doesn't have to be forever. 249 00:12:33,415 --> 00:12:35,349 There's no shame in it. 250 00:12:37,419 --> 00:12:39,056 - I'm not depressed. 251 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,519 I don't have to go on medication. 252 00:12:40,554 --> 00:12:42,092 What do I have to be depressed about? 253 00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:43,555 - Depression doesn't need a reason. 254 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:44,897 And it runs in your family too. 255 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,327 - What is that supposed to mean? 256 00:12:46,362 --> 00:12:48,032 - You told me your mother was depressed. 257 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,133 - She wasn't depressed, she just hated herself. 258 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,975 - Are you dating anyone? 259 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:57,602 - Oh God, no. 260 00:12:57,637 --> 00:12:59,274 - Why not? 261 00:12:59,309 --> 00:13:01,078 - Because I've seen enough men lie on my couch 262 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,442 in their dirty underwear, sniffing their balls 263 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,411 and watching the same sports center 264 00:13:04,446 --> 00:13:05,918 over and over and over again 265 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,348 to last a hundred lifetimes. 266 00:13:07,383 --> 00:13:08,580 No, thank you. 267 00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:10,021 - My boyfriend doesn't do that. 268 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:10,615 - Yes. 269 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:11,682 Yes he does. 270 00:13:11,717 --> 00:13:13,255 You just don't see it anymore. 271 00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:15,125 In your brain it's a mirage. 272 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:18,194 It's a mirage where he's tentatively listening 273 00:13:18,229 --> 00:13:20,130 to everything that happened in your day 274 00:13:20,165 --> 00:13:23,001 or he's reading a book or going down on you 275 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,695 with the same enthusiasm that he did 276 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,202 when you guys first met. 277 00:13:26,237 --> 00:13:28,600 - I really think you need some help. 278 00:13:28,635 --> 00:13:30,206 - You can go now. 279 00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:33,671 - Look, I just wanna be having some fun. 280 00:13:33,706 --> 00:13:36,344 You should wanna have some fun. 281 00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:37,543 - Right. 282 00:13:37,578 --> 00:13:39,017 - I mean shit's hard enough, 283 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,349 and life is getting shorter fast. 284 00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:42,955 - Yeah, I get that. 285 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,715 - What did you do to your ankle? 286 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,992 - Just having some fun. 287 00:13:48,622 --> 00:13:50,457 Excuse me, do you mind? 288 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:04,702 It's a dustpan. 289 00:14:07,212 --> 00:14:10,675 The thing you sweep dirt into with a broom. 290 00:14:12,283 --> 00:14:14,514 - You should go to the hospital. 291 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,021 For your ankle. 292 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:16,956 - Dustpan. 293 00:15:02,762 --> 00:15:04,399 - Discharge papers. 294 00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:06,269 I gave you Vicodin for the pain. 295 00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:08,667 Is there anyone here who can take you home? 296 00:15:08,702 --> 00:15:11,109 Husband, boyfriend, kid? 297 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,515 - How many years of your life 298 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:36,320 would you be willing to subtract 299 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:38,916 to be able to fly for 10 seconds? 300 00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:41,391 One? 301 00:17:41,426 --> 00:17:42,755 Five? 302 00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,361 I'm talking about the end of your life, 303 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,824 like if God said, "Okay, you're 50, 304 00:17:45,859 --> 00:17:47,595 you're gonna live to be a hundred." 305 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:51,764 How many years would you be willing to trade 306 00:17:51,799 --> 00:17:53,568 to fly for 10 seconds? 307 00:17:57,838 --> 00:17:59,970 I'd trade 'em all. 308 00:18:00,005 --> 00:18:02,544 I've been an atheist my whole life. 309 00:18:02,579 --> 00:18:04,909 And I've been willing to be wrong about that 310 00:18:04,944 --> 00:18:06,911 the entire time. 311 00:18:06,946 --> 00:18:08,583 It didn't matter either way. 312 00:18:08,618 --> 00:18:10,684 My life was so full of beautiful things, 313 00:18:10,719 --> 00:18:15,524 I didn't need to ascribe any grander meaning to it. 314 00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:18,791 It was just psychedelic all by itself. 315 00:18:18,826 --> 00:18:19,957 Little things. 316 00:18:19,992 --> 00:18:21,233 Big things. 317 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,234 Great things. 318 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,302 Awful things. 319 00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:28,801 Just all full of meaning. 320 00:18:28,836 --> 00:18:33,443 And that's the best you can ask for, a meaningful life. 321 00:18:33,478 --> 00:18:35,907 But all that's gone now. 322 00:18:35,942 --> 00:18:39,251 All the meaning I've been given 323 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,452 in this lifetime has been used up. 324 00:18:47,492 --> 00:18:50,460 I don't wanna fall in love anymore. 325 00:18:51,991 --> 00:18:54,464 I don't wanna fuck anymore. 326 00:18:57,700 --> 00:19:00,635 I don't wanna write any more songs. 327 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:07,675 I have said everything I wanted to say. 328 00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:20,919 You know, I wanted to have kids. 329 00:19:23,055 --> 00:19:25,396 If I met someone and fell in love 330 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:29,026 and they were an expression of that love. 331 00:19:29,061 --> 00:19:30,401 A family. 332 00:19:34,935 --> 00:19:36,704 Christmas presents. 333 00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:41,445 Halloween. 334 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,551 I had a few great loves in my life, 335 00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:52,621 but you know, they didn't turn into that. 336 00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:57,593 I'm exhausted. 337 00:20:01,665 --> 00:20:04,534 It's all I could do to lift my handful 338 00:20:04,569 --> 00:20:07,603 of pills to my mouth to kill myself, 339 00:20:10,135 --> 00:20:12,905 let alone live a whole nother half a lifetime. 340 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:19,351 So you gotta give me something new or I'm outta here. 341 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,917 10 second flight. 342 00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:29,658 Something. 343 00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:33,662 - All right guys, you're wrapped for today. 344 00:20:33,697 --> 00:20:35,994 If you have costumes, make sure to leave them with wardrobe 345 00:20:36,029 --> 00:20:38,128 and hand in your vouchers before heading out. 346 00:20:38,163 --> 00:20:40,636 And remember, an important thing for tomorrow, 347 00:20:40,671 --> 00:20:42,066 you're extras. 348 00:20:42,101 --> 00:20:43,672 You guys are extras. 349 00:20:43,707 --> 00:20:46,004 Your lips should be moving but no sounds 350 00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:47,841 should be coming out of your mouths. 351 00:20:47,876 --> 00:20:48,677 Okay? 352 00:20:48,712 --> 00:20:49,480 Awesome. 353 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,140 Great job today. 354 00:20:50,175 --> 00:20:51,108 Thanks guys. 355 00:21:02,121 --> 00:21:03,791 Another jumper. 356 00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:05,958 Nah, this lady didn't jump, she was pushed. 357 00:21:05,993 --> 00:21:06,860 You think? 358 00:21:06,895 --> 00:21:08,895 I know. 359 00:21:08,930 --> 00:21:11,997 - Gotta tell you man, this job is starting to get to me. 360 00:21:12,032 --> 00:21:15,803 What do you think, that's 125 feet up there? 361 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,753 - Yeah, no, I'm fine. 362 00:21:31,788 --> 00:21:33,018 How you be do? 363 00:21:33,053 --> 00:21:34,591 - No, no, no. 364 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:37,528 You're not supposed to talk, just mouthing. 365 00:21:51,808 --> 00:21:53,676 - Sorry to see you leave us. 366 00:21:53,711 --> 00:21:55,172 What are you gonna do now? 367 00:21:55,207 --> 00:21:56,844 - Oh, you know, same as here. 368 00:21:56,879 --> 00:21:59,715 Be part of the anonymous background of life. 369 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:02,784 Even better, I won't have to talk or listen to anyone 370 00:22:02,819 --> 00:22:04,588 say even one single word. 371 00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:06,216 - Ah, you're retiring. 372 00:22:06,251 --> 00:22:07,921 Congratulations. 373 00:22:07,956 --> 00:22:08,823 Florida? 374 00:22:08,858 --> 00:22:10,022 The beach every day? 375 00:22:10,057 --> 00:22:11,727 Who's luckier than you? 376 00:22:11,762 --> 00:22:12,662 - Nobody. 377 00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:25,136 - Okay, but are they gonna be great or they gonna be like... 378 00:22:25,371 --> 00:22:27,974 I think the pitching is wrong. 379 00:22:28,009 --> 00:22:29,514 - Hi. 380 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,208 Can I ask you a question? 381 00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:34,486 Yeah, listen. 382 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:35,883 So like if you were really a priest 383 00:22:35,918 --> 00:22:40,492 and somebody asked you what I asked you last night, 384 00:22:41,187 --> 00:22:43,561 what would you tell them? 385 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,662 - I'm not a real priest, I'm just an extra. 386 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,125 I'm wearing a costume. 387 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,995 - No, yeah, obviously I know that, you know, 388 00:22:49,030 --> 00:22:51,195 but, just pretend you were a priest 389 00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:56,673 and somebody said to you what I said to you last night. 390 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,477 What would you say? 391 00:23:00,305 --> 00:23:01,711 - I don't think that's allowed. 392 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,110 I think that might even be like illegal, 393 00:23:05,445 --> 00:23:07,244 impersonating a cop kind of thing. 394 00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:11,985 - Sir, I'm not gonna call the cops or the pope or anybody. 395 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:14,119 If you could just answer this one question 396 00:23:14,154 --> 00:23:17,254 and I promise I won't ask you anything else ever again. 397 00:23:17,656 --> 00:23:21,665 You're not gonna go to jail and you're not going to hell. 398 00:23:22,030 --> 00:23:23,161 I promise. 399 00:23:28,872 --> 00:23:29,772 - Okay. 400 00:23:33,173 --> 00:23:38,044 I guess I'd say look harder before you go. 401 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,950 I mean, if you really think that nothing matters anymore, 402 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,084 this is all we got. 403 00:23:45,586 --> 00:23:48,626 At least try to look harder and make damn sure 404 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,661 one last time before you go. 405 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:54,797 Something like that. 406 00:23:54,832 --> 00:23:55,633 I don't know, that's stupid. 407 00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:56,467 I don't know. 408 00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:57,833 I have no idea. - No, no, it's good. 409 00:24:00,365 --> 00:24:05,137 - Yeah, I mean, look harder one more time before I go. 410 00:24:05,172 --> 00:24:06,842 I could sign up for that. 411 00:24:06,877 --> 00:24:08,613 - No, no, no, I'm not... 412 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:09,314 I thought we were pretending. 413 00:24:09,349 --> 00:24:10,307 I'm not telling you to do that. 414 00:24:10,342 --> 00:24:11,077 Please don't do that. 415 00:24:11,112 --> 00:24:12,012 - Relax, relax. 416 00:24:12,047 --> 00:24:13,618 No, relax. 417 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,587 I am not gonna hold you responsible 418 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:17,248 no matter what the outcome. 419 00:24:19,252 --> 00:24:20,559 - Okay. 420 00:24:40,141 --> 00:24:41,239 Hi guy. 421 00:24:49,249 --> 00:24:50,622 Look at you go. 422 00:25:12,305 --> 00:25:14,074 There you go, miss. 423 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:18,650 Hey. 424 00:25:19,279 --> 00:25:20,377 Get. 425 00:25:20,412 --> 00:25:21,785 Not today guys. 426 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:55,813 Oh, God. 427 00:26:57,113 --> 00:27:00,180 All right, well, meet someone special. 428 00:27:08,091 --> 00:27:08,958 Stop. 429 00:27:11,028 --> 00:27:11,928 Okay. 430 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,297 Create user profile. 431 00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:19,463 Okay. 432 00:27:19,498 --> 00:27:20,937 Choose photo. 433 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:21,773 Hmm, no. 434 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:23,137 I don't think so. 435 00:27:24,305 --> 00:27:25,238 About me. 436 00:27:31,576 --> 00:27:36,821 I like fixing things and I'm handy handy handy handy handy. 437 00:27:42,488 --> 00:27:43,454 There we go. 438 00:27:43,489 --> 00:27:44,994 Create username. 439 00:27:47,966 --> 00:27:52,133 Before I go. 440 00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:53,431 Yay. 441 00:27:53,466 --> 00:27:54,806 Oh, fuck. 442 00:28:01,947 --> 00:28:03,782 This is ridiculous. 443 00:28:06,479 --> 00:28:08,347 Let's try something else. 444 00:28:08,382 --> 00:28:09,216 Let's see. 445 00:28:09,251 --> 00:28:10,954 45 to 60, oh geez. 446 00:28:13,156 --> 00:28:14,991 Okay, that's better. 447 00:28:15,554 --> 00:28:17,554 Fun, fun, fun. 448 00:28:17,589 --> 00:28:20,029 Mountain climbing, horseback riding, skiing for outside fun. 449 00:28:20,064 --> 00:28:23,098 Movies, romantic dinners, game nights at microbreweries 450 00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:25,496 for inside fun, which really means I love 451 00:28:25,531 --> 00:28:29,005 sitting on your couch in my dirty underwear, 452 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:34,109 sniffing my balls while watching the same sports center 453 00:28:34,144 --> 00:28:36,144 over and over and over again. 454 00:28:37,213 --> 00:28:37,849 Right? 455 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:38,850 Yes. 456 00:29:30,464 --> 00:29:32,464 I have a headache anyway. 457 00:30:42,272 --> 00:30:44,206 Unbelievable. 458 00:30:44,241 --> 00:30:46,978 - Are you having trouble getting online? 459 00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:48,606 - What? 460 00:30:48,641 --> 00:30:50,410 - Oh, it sounds as if you're having trouble getting online. 461 00:30:50,445 --> 00:30:51,279 - No, I'm good. 462 00:30:51,314 --> 00:30:52,544 Thank you. 463 00:30:52,579 --> 00:30:53,710 - If you forgot the password, I can- 464 00:30:53,745 --> 00:30:55,514 - No, I didn't forget anything. 465 00:30:55,549 --> 00:30:57,120 I don't need anything. 466 00:30:57,155 --> 00:31:00,519 I'm just trying to have my cup of coffee please. 467 00:31:00,554 --> 00:31:01,586 - Oh. 468 00:31:01,621 --> 00:31:03,324 Excuse me. 469 00:31:03,359 --> 00:31:05,359 Miss big fancy actress. 470 00:31:05,394 --> 00:31:07,196 - What? 471 00:31:07,231 --> 00:31:10,001 - I saw you acting in the movie across the street. 472 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:12,465 - I'm not a big fancy actress. 473 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:16,436 I'm just a woman having a cup of coffee. 474 00:31:16,471 --> 00:31:19,373 - Oh, so we're not supposed to even speak 475 00:31:19,408 --> 00:31:21,738 to the big fancy actress. 476 00:31:21,773 --> 00:31:24,609 Even if we're just the little people 477 00:31:24,644 --> 00:31:26,545 who sometimes forget passwords 478 00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:29,053 and are just trying to help. 479 00:31:42,299 --> 00:31:43,694 - Another jumper. 480 00:31:43,729 --> 00:31:46,301 - No, this lady didn't jump, she was pushed. 481 00:31:46,336 --> 00:31:47,269 - You think? 482 00:31:47,304 --> 00:31:48,600 - I know. 483 00:31:48,635 --> 00:31:52,505 - Oh big fancy actresses who deign to have coffee 484 00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:54,276 with the plebeians. 485 00:31:54,311 --> 00:31:57,312 We're so humbled to be in your presence. 486 00:31:57,347 --> 00:31:59,215 - We're sorry for any inconvenience, 487 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:00,777 but if you could not yell at the actors, 488 00:32:00,812 --> 00:32:01,745 that would be great. 489 00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:03,219 Thank you so much. 490 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:04,418 - What show is this, "Law & Order"? 491 00:32:04,453 --> 00:32:06,123 Something like that. 492 00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:08,323 - I like CSI better. 493 00:32:08,358 --> 00:32:11,128 Because the actresses are better 494 00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:15,132 and don't fancy themselves to be Dame Judi Dench. 495 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:15,792 - Cut! 496 00:32:15,827 --> 00:32:16,661 Cut! 497 00:32:16,696 --> 00:32:18,069 What the... 498 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:19,400 Why isn't this locked up? 499 00:32:19,435 --> 00:32:20,731 - You can't yell like that. 500 00:32:20,766 --> 00:32:22,535 They're allowed to be filming here. 501 00:32:22,570 --> 00:32:24,603 - An actress mistreated me and I have every right 502 00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:25,802 to express myself. 503 00:32:25,837 --> 00:32:26,836 - What actress mistreated you? 504 00:32:26,871 --> 00:32:28,574 - That woman right there. 505 00:32:28,609 --> 00:32:30,774 The one next to the priest. 506 00:32:31,643 --> 00:32:34,580 - The one in the crowd behind the police tape? 507 00:32:34,615 --> 00:32:36,120 - Yes, that woman! 508 00:32:38,817 --> 00:32:40,487 - I don't think he's gonna stop. 509 00:32:40,522 --> 00:32:44,161 Your best bet is just to lose the extra. 510 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:51,828 - Sorry. 511 00:32:54,569 --> 00:32:55,502 Good luck. 512 00:32:58,540 --> 00:32:59,572 - It's solid, man. 513 00:32:59,607 --> 00:33:01,112 This is like a totally... 514 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:02,641 It's practically new and look- 515 00:33:02,676 --> 00:33:03,741 - Yeah practically it's broken. 516 00:33:03,776 --> 00:33:04,841 Look at this. 517 00:33:04,876 --> 00:33:06,183 What are you talking about? 518 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:06,876 A burn here. 519 00:33:06,911 --> 00:33:08,152 The thing is a mess. 520 00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:09,450 That's not a burn, 521 00:33:09,485 --> 00:33:10,352 that's just part of the wood, man. 522 00:33:10,387 --> 00:33:10,880 - Come down. 523 00:33:10,915 --> 00:33:11,650 - 40 bucks. 524 00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:12,552 Okay, 30 bucks. 525 00:33:12,587 --> 00:33:13,256 30 bucks. 526 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:14,389 - Come on. 527 00:33:14,424 --> 00:33:15,225 - 20. - Wait, wait, wait. 528 00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:15,885 - 20 seems fair- 529 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:16,752 - Wait, wait, wait. 530 00:33:16,788 --> 00:33:18,228 - Hey, honey, when did you get here? 531 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:19,295 - Just in the nick of time. 532 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:20,659 You're not taking that trash home. 533 00:33:20,694 --> 00:33:22,694 - It is not trash. 534 00:33:22,729 --> 00:33:24,366 - I thought the point was to declutter, not add clutter. 535 00:33:24,401 --> 00:33:25,796 - Well, this will help me. 536 00:33:25,831 --> 00:33:28,370 You see, to take all the stuff off the table 537 00:33:28,405 --> 00:33:31,439 in your own room and store it in one place. 538 00:33:31,474 --> 00:33:32,770 - But you don't need to store it. 539 00:33:32,805 --> 00:33:36,609 You need to go through it and throw it away. 540 00:33:36,644 --> 00:33:38,380 All right, sir. 541 00:33:38,415 --> 00:33:39,711 My father will not be needing your help. 542 00:33:39,746 --> 00:33:41,185 - Oh, so you're gonna help me get it home? 543 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,219 - I will not. 544 00:33:42,254 --> 00:33:43,352 - All right then, let's go. 545 00:33:43,387 --> 00:33:44,419 Come on. - No, no, no. 546 00:33:44,454 --> 00:33:46,190 - Okay, here, wait, hold on. 547 00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:47,851 Here's 20 bucks to not help my father take it home. 548 00:33:47,886 --> 00:33:49,820 - Come on, no, no, stop it, honey. 549 00:33:49,855 --> 00:33:51,195 - Okay, I won't take it. 550 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:51,888 Don't pay him. 551 00:33:51,923 --> 00:33:53,461 - Oh, come on, man. 552 00:33:53,496 --> 00:33:55,199 - Come on, I'll walk you home. 553 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:57,201 - Well can I get a couple bucks at least, 554 00:33:57,236 --> 00:33:58,763 like for my time? 555 00:33:58,798 --> 00:34:01,172 - What, from the time we took away from you 556 00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:02,866 studying for the bar? 557 00:34:02,901 --> 00:34:04,340 - Oh, that's fucked up. 558 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,638 - Be nice, honey. 559 00:34:05,673 --> 00:34:06,672 Come on. 560 00:34:06,707 --> 00:34:08,311 What happened to your foot here? 561 00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:09,807 - Just having some fun. 562 00:34:09,842 --> 00:34:11,182 - Hey, you want this dresser? 563 00:34:11,217 --> 00:34:12,546 It's 40 bucks. 564 00:34:12,581 --> 00:34:14,581 - Ever thought about what you would do 565 00:34:14,616 --> 00:34:17,551 with all the hours created by not decluttering every day? 566 00:34:17,586 --> 00:34:18,684 - No. 567 00:34:19,456 --> 00:34:21,258 - Well think about it. 568 00:34:23,328 --> 00:34:25,724 What could you do that you loved? 569 00:34:25,759 --> 00:34:30,300 What could you do with all that free time? 570 00:34:30,335 --> 00:34:32,500 - I could worry more, I guess. 571 00:34:32,535 --> 00:34:35,272 - I'm proud of you not bringing that trash home. 572 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:36,900 - Oh I couldn't have done it without you. 573 00:34:36,935 --> 00:34:39,408 Why don't you come up and go through your boxes? 574 00:34:39,443 --> 00:34:40,475 - Dad, I'm busy. 575 00:34:40,510 --> 00:34:41,905 - That's what you always say. 576 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:44,908 - I know, I promise I'll come over this week. 577 00:34:44,943 --> 00:34:45,711 Okay? 578 00:34:45,746 --> 00:34:46,778 I love you. 579 00:34:46,813 --> 00:34:48,186 - I love you too. 580 00:35:13,642 --> 00:35:14,773 Put it right... 581 00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:18,777 Put it right here. 582 00:35:19,945 --> 00:35:20,746 Oh good. 583 00:35:20,781 --> 00:35:22,352 That's it. 584 00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:23,254 Thanks. 585 00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:27,390 - Oh, it's like a museum in here. 586 00:35:27,425 --> 00:35:28,919 - Oh, thank you kind sir. - It's amazing. 587 00:35:28,954 --> 00:35:30,723 Thank you. 588 00:35:30,758 --> 00:35:32,428 You renew my faith in the younger generation. 589 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,595 You know an appreciation for old things 590 00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:37,026 proves character in one. 591 00:35:37,061 --> 00:35:39,369 Oh, thanks for helping me, man. 592 00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:40,601 - Yeah, thank you. 593 00:35:40,636 --> 00:35:41,503 No problem. 594 00:35:41,538 --> 00:35:42,603 Really. 595 00:35:56,751 --> 00:35:57,849 - Hey. 596 00:35:57,884 --> 00:35:58,751 Sal around? 597 00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:01,853 - Sal died about five years ago. 598 00:36:01,888 --> 00:36:02,821 - No. 599 00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:03,822 Yeah. 600 00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:05,395 - I'm sorry. 601 00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:07,056 Amazing, I've been eating your pizza 602 00:36:07,091 --> 00:36:08,926 since I was a little kid. 603 00:36:08,961 --> 00:36:11,797 Since like the old place down on 95th Street, 604 00:36:11,832 --> 00:36:13,469 near the symphony space. 605 00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:14,998 It's a Starbucks now. 606 00:36:15,033 --> 00:36:15,933 Yeah. 607 00:36:15,968 --> 00:36:17,836 Are you related? 608 00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:19,904 - I'm Carmine's grand nephew I guess you would say. 609 00:36:19,939 --> 00:36:21,840 - Well, they taught you well. 610 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:23,512 Still the best slice in town. 611 00:36:23,547 --> 00:36:24,777 - Thank you. 612 00:36:24,812 --> 00:36:26,317 - And you know what was really cool too 613 00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:27,318 is that you guys never delivered. 614 00:36:27,353 --> 00:36:28,814 They could have made a mint but they were like, 615 00:36:28,849 --> 00:36:30,354 you know what, you want pizza, 616 00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:32,488 get off your ass and come and get it. 617 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:34,083 - Yeah, it's different now though. 618 00:36:34,118 --> 00:36:35,755 We're actually looking to hire someone to deliver. 619 00:36:35,790 --> 00:36:36,855 - Yeah, I saw that. 620 00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:37,691 Yeah. 621 00:36:37,726 --> 00:36:38,956 - How much? 622 00:36:38,991 --> 00:36:40,331 10 bucks an hour, plus tips. 623 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:40,892 - Okay. 624 00:36:40,927 --> 00:36:42,333 I'll take it. 625 00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:44,060 - Okay. 626 00:36:44,095 --> 00:36:44,863 - What? 627 00:36:44,898 --> 00:36:46,062 No, come on. 628 00:36:46,097 --> 00:36:47,338 - You can get around okay? 629 00:36:47,373 --> 00:36:49,670 - Oh yeah, this is nothing. 630 00:36:49,705 --> 00:36:52,343 - All right, let's see what you got. 631 00:36:52,378 --> 00:36:53,509 - All right. 632 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:55,775 300 Riverside Drive. 633 00:36:55,810 --> 00:36:57,414 - Yeah, right onto 102nd Street. 634 00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:58,382 - All right. 635 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,051 - Hi. 636 00:37:08,086 --> 00:37:08,953 - Hi, sorry for the delay. 637 00:37:08,988 --> 00:37:10,955 - No problem. 638 00:37:10,990 --> 00:37:12,660 - You had the extra cheese, right? 639 00:37:12,695 --> 00:37:13,991 - Yes, thanks. 640 00:37:14,026 --> 00:37:14,728 - That's $22. 641 00:37:14,763 --> 00:37:15,927 - Oh. 642 00:37:16,529 --> 00:37:20,404 Oh, sorry, I thought it was just 20. 643 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:21,504 Hold on. 644 00:37:22,870 --> 00:37:24,837 - Did you check it for spiders? 645 00:37:24,872 --> 00:37:25,970 - The pizza? 646 00:37:26,005 --> 00:37:27,037 - Yeah. 647 00:37:27,072 --> 00:37:28,610 I do not like spiders. 648 00:37:28,645 --> 00:37:29,908 No, sir. 649 00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:31,107 - No spiders. 650 00:37:31,142 --> 00:37:32,449 Just extra cheese. 651 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:33,714 - But did you check it? 652 00:37:33,749 --> 00:37:35,584 You know, no matter where you are, 653 00:37:35,619 --> 00:37:37,784 you're never more than four feet away from a spider. 654 00:37:37,819 --> 00:37:38,752 They hide. 655 00:37:38,787 --> 00:37:41,084 - Oh, I did not know that. 656 00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:42,954 - Oh, sorry for the wait. 657 00:37:42,989 --> 00:37:45,022 There are no spiders on the pizza, honey. 658 00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:45,924 They checked. 659 00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:47,024 - Watch. 660 00:37:50,095 --> 00:37:51,435 No spiders. 661 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:53,096 Just extra cheese. 662 00:37:53,131 --> 00:37:54,163 - Yay. 663 00:37:54,198 --> 00:37:55,769 No spiders on the pizza! 664 00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:59,003 - Sorry about that. 665 00:37:59,038 --> 00:38:00,741 - That's okay, I don't like spiders either. 666 00:38:00,776 --> 00:38:01,610 - Thank you. 667 00:38:01,645 --> 00:38:02,446 Good night. 668 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:03,414 - All right. 669 00:38:32,709 --> 00:38:35,039 Hey, do you have any fresh turkey pate? 670 00:38:35,074 --> 00:38:36,711 - Oh, no I'm sorry. 671 00:38:36,746 --> 00:38:38,042 We only have it in the can. 672 00:38:38,077 --> 00:38:39,615 In the can? 673 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:40,781 - Yeah, it's over there by the tuna fish. 674 00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:38,641 - Mm. 675 00:39:41,206 --> 00:39:43,547 Mm mm mm mm. 676 00:39:57,563 --> 00:39:58,287 Hello. 677 00:39:58,322 --> 00:39:59,695 Hi, Samantha Miller? 678 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:00,729 - Yes. 679 00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:02,093 I'm calling from the 50 is the new 30 680 00:40:02,128 --> 00:40:03,259 dating website. 681 00:40:03,294 --> 00:40:04,799 We see you're a new member 682 00:40:04,834 --> 00:40:06,295 and wanted to know how it's going. 683 00:40:06,330 --> 00:40:08,198 Have you had many dates? 684 00:40:08,233 --> 00:40:09,672 Is there anyone you like? 685 00:40:09,707 --> 00:40:11,641 Now, if you haven't enough suitors, 686 00:40:11,676 --> 00:40:13,203 we noticed you didn't post a picture 687 00:40:13,238 --> 00:40:14,908 and research shows people with a picture 688 00:40:14,943 --> 00:40:16,910 get 3000% greater response. 689 00:40:16,945 --> 00:40:18,648 - I need to go. 690 00:40:18,683 --> 00:40:21,849 My God, I'm eating cat food, I gotta go! 691 00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:24,214 Ughhh. 692 00:40:45,105 --> 00:40:46,335 What are you doing? 693 00:40:46,370 --> 00:40:47,644 It's cold out here. 694 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:48,238 Come here. 695 00:40:48,273 --> 00:40:49,712 Come in here. 696 00:41:02,727 --> 00:41:04,089 What's the matter, you hungry? 697 00:41:04,124 --> 00:41:07,059 You got no more food left in there? 698 00:41:14,233 --> 00:41:17,740 What do worms eat? 699 00:41:20,877 --> 00:41:24,175 Fruit and veggie scraps, coffee grounds and egg shells. 700 00:41:24,210 --> 00:41:26,276 Okay, that we can handle. 701 00:41:36,090 --> 00:41:37,386 All right. 702 00:41:37,421 --> 00:41:40,125 Look what I got for you. 703 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,193 We got some banana peel. 704 00:41:43,394 --> 00:41:45,867 And we got a little egg shell. 705 00:41:48,905 --> 00:41:49,904 There you go. 706 00:41:49,939 --> 00:41:51,235 Bon appetit. 707 00:43:07,753 --> 00:43:09,049 - Apple crumble, very hot, 708 00:43:09,084 --> 00:43:11,183 with two scoops of chocolate ice cream. 709 00:43:11,218 --> 00:43:12,723 - Make it three scoops. 710 00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:14,725 You got it. 711 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:27,034 - You look beautiful. 712 00:43:27,069 --> 00:43:29,872 Even more so than your picture. 713 00:43:33,438 --> 00:43:35,042 That's excellent. 714 00:43:35,077 --> 00:43:36,340 - Excuse me? 715 00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:38,078 - No, I stand by my original statement. 716 00:43:38,113 --> 00:43:42,214 You are even prettier in person, even with the... 717 00:43:42,249 --> 00:43:44,755 - Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. 718 00:43:44,790 --> 00:43:48,825 - Oh, I'm Walt, from the website. 719 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,761 - I don't usually meet someone 720 00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:52,191 if they haven't posted a picture, 721 00:43:52,226 --> 00:43:56,129 but I had a feeling about you and I was right. 722 00:43:56,164 --> 00:43:58,428 - Apple crumble with three scoops of chocolate ice cream. 723 00:43:58,463 --> 00:43:59,363 Very hot. 724 00:43:59,398 --> 00:44:00,738 - Mm-hmm. 725 00:44:05,811 --> 00:44:07,206 The dating website. 726 00:44:07,241 --> 00:44:09,439 We said that we were gonna meet here at 7, 727 00:44:09,474 --> 00:44:11,276 have a drink or pie. 728 00:44:11,311 --> 00:44:12,849 That's cool too. 729 00:44:12,884 --> 00:44:14,312 - Yeah. 730 00:44:14,347 --> 00:44:17,920 I think you have me confused with somebody else. 731 00:44:22,157 --> 00:44:23,288 - Are you sure? 732 00:44:23,323 --> 00:44:24,795 - Yes. 733 00:44:24,830 --> 00:44:26,962 - Come on, my pictures were accurate. 734 00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:28,359 I took them last week. 735 00:44:28,394 --> 00:44:30,328 You don't think I look like that guy? 736 00:44:30,363 --> 00:44:33,265 Look, I'm the same weight, the same height, same exact age. 737 00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:34,266 You know? 738 00:44:34,301 --> 00:44:36,037 This is no bait and switch. 739 00:44:36,072 --> 00:44:37,005 - Yes, sir? 740 00:44:40,912 --> 00:44:42,010 - Really? 741 00:44:43,508 --> 00:44:47,884 I'll have what she's having, but vanilla ice cream. 742 00:44:56,994 --> 00:44:59,357 I know this can be weird. 743 00:44:59,392 --> 00:45:00,358 - What can? 744 00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:01,590 - Meeting people like this. 745 00:45:01,625 --> 00:45:03,229 Dating like this. 746 00:45:03,264 --> 00:45:04,527 - Yeah, I wouldn't know. 747 00:45:04,562 --> 00:45:06,265 I've never done it. 748 00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:07,167 - Oh. 749 00:45:07,202 --> 00:45:08,465 Oh, well, okay. 750 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,038 Okay, that explains it. 751 00:45:10,073 --> 00:45:11,072 That makes sense. 752 00:45:11,107 --> 00:45:11,941 - Yeah, really? 753 00:45:11,976 --> 00:45:12,568 Okay. 754 00:45:12,603 --> 00:45:13,404 Tell me. 755 00:45:13,439 --> 00:45:14,504 - May I? 756 00:45:19,016 --> 00:45:22,149 Maybe you're nervous and you wanna back out. 757 00:45:22,184 --> 00:45:25,152 That's totally normal until you get used to it. 758 00:45:25,187 --> 00:45:28,188 - Isn't the point to meet somebody the first time 759 00:45:28,223 --> 00:45:29,959 so you don't have to get used to it? 760 00:45:29,994 --> 00:45:30,960 - Of course. 761 00:45:30,995 --> 00:45:33,391 But that can take a while. 762 00:45:33,426 --> 00:45:34,557 - No, not with me. 763 00:45:34,592 --> 00:45:35,932 I know instantly. 764 00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:36,625 - Really? 765 00:45:36,660 --> 00:45:38,495 You've never been wrong. 766 00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:42,103 - I haven't had a second date in 10 years. 767 00:45:43,469 --> 00:45:46,206 - So you know from hello. 768 00:45:46,241 --> 00:45:47,537 - From before that. 769 00:45:47,572 --> 00:45:48,879 It's about the smell. 770 00:45:48,914 --> 00:45:49,506 - That's great. 771 00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:50,914 I smell fantastic. 772 00:45:50,949 --> 00:45:51,915 - You do. 773 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:52,641 You smell great. 774 00:45:52,676 --> 00:45:53,709 So? 775 00:45:53,744 --> 00:45:55,545 - But you don't smell like the love of my life. 776 00:45:55,580 --> 00:45:57,217 - Oh, come on. 777 00:45:57,886 --> 00:46:00,418 - I'm sorry, really, but life is short. 778 00:46:00,453 --> 00:46:01,925 I respect your life. 779 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,059 I don't wanna waste your time. 780 00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:07,029 - You're aware that you have lipstick smeared on your face. 781 00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:08,393 - You would still fuck me. 782 00:46:08,428 --> 00:46:09,625 - Well... 783 00:46:09,660 --> 00:46:10,659 - You might even still marry me. 784 00:46:10,694 --> 00:46:12,463 - That I don't know about. 785 00:46:12,498 --> 00:46:14,168 - But either way, the decision wouldn't be based on 786 00:46:14,203 --> 00:46:15,939 the fact that on her first internet date 787 00:46:15,974 --> 00:46:18,535 I had lipstick smeared on the side of my face. 788 00:46:18,570 --> 00:46:21,175 It would just be something in the cute quirky column 789 00:46:21,210 --> 00:46:23,573 but not enough to make you propose to me, 790 00:46:23,608 --> 00:46:26,411 or something weird and slightly off putting 791 00:46:26,446 --> 00:46:31,251 but not enough for you to not keep dating me, right? 792 00:46:31,286 --> 00:46:32,582 - Okay. 793 00:46:32,617 --> 00:46:35,585 - So why waste my time or our precious time 794 00:46:35,620 --> 00:46:37,455 with that question? 795 00:46:37,490 --> 00:46:42,130 - Because your answer would help me get to know you better. 796 00:46:42,165 --> 00:46:43,934 - But we're not gonna get to know each other better. 797 00:46:43,969 --> 00:46:45,331 I just said that. 798 00:46:45,366 --> 00:46:47,300 So then it just becomes about you continuing 799 00:46:47,335 --> 00:46:51,403 to hit on me even though I told you I wasn't interested. 800 00:46:52,439 --> 00:46:53,405 Okay. 801 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:54,571 Look, I gave this a chance. 802 00:46:54,606 --> 00:46:56,474 I gave you a chance. 803 00:46:56,509 --> 00:46:58,443 You know, you're handsome. 804 00:46:58,478 --> 00:47:00,984 You're probably a fine person, a catch even. 805 00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:03,679 But I have no interest. 806 00:47:03,714 --> 00:47:07,551 I really am more preoccupied with whether or not 807 00:47:07,586 --> 00:47:12,325 my pie is getting cold than whether or not you like me. 808 00:47:13,361 --> 00:47:14,657 Not a good sign 809 00:47:14,692 --> 00:47:15,592 - A chance. 810 00:47:18,069 --> 00:47:21,367 You gave me a chance to get smelled. 811 00:47:21,402 --> 00:47:24,337 No offense, but that's kind of a tight window 812 00:47:24,372 --> 00:47:26,537 to wriggle through, given your criteria. 813 00:47:26,572 --> 00:47:27,703 - There we go. 814 00:47:27,738 --> 00:47:29,573 There it is. 815 00:47:29,608 --> 00:47:31,212 It took a little while to show up, but here we go. 816 00:47:31,247 --> 00:47:34,248 You know better than me how I should live my life. 817 00:47:34,283 --> 00:47:35,150 - No, no, no. 818 00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:36,613 That's not what I meant. 819 00:47:36,648 --> 00:47:38,648 - Listen, I tried to masturbate the other night 820 00:47:38,683 --> 00:47:41,486 and I stopped halfway through because I had a headache. 821 00:47:41,521 --> 00:47:44,324 I'm making up excuses not to have sex with myself. 822 00:47:44,359 --> 00:47:47,756 Where do you think that leaves you? 823 00:47:47,791 --> 00:47:51,364 - So not even a conversation to get to know each other. 824 00:47:51,399 --> 00:47:52,662 - Fine. 825 00:47:52,697 --> 00:47:54,367 A conversation to get to know each other better. 826 00:47:54,402 --> 00:47:55,269 Is that what you want? 827 00:47:55,304 --> 00:47:56,204 Okay. 828 00:47:57,405 --> 00:47:59,207 Hi, my name is Walt. 829 00:47:59,242 --> 00:48:00,637 I went to school. 830 00:48:00,672 --> 00:48:01,539 Oh really? 831 00:48:01,574 --> 00:48:03,211 I went to school too. 832 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,642 What do you do now? 833 00:48:05,677 --> 00:48:06,544 Oh, I do this. 834 00:48:06,579 --> 00:48:07,644 What do you do? 835 00:48:07,679 --> 00:48:08,678 I do that. 836 00:48:08,713 --> 00:48:09,712 Oh my gosh. 837 00:48:09,747 --> 00:48:11,021 You're amazing. 838 00:48:11,056 --> 00:48:12,418 Why are you still single? 839 00:48:12,453 --> 00:48:13,419 I don't know. 840 00:48:13,454 --> 00:48:15,355 Why are you still single? 841 00:48:17,821 --> 00:48:19,392 In, out, in, out, in, out, in, out. 842 00:48:19,427 --> 00:48:22,263 Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster. 843 00:48:22,298 --> 00:48:23,297 - Faster? 844 00:48:23,332 --> 00:48:24,232 - Yeah. 845 00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:27,400 Okay, maybe slower. 846 00:48:27,435 --> 00:48:28,269 - Slower? 847 00:48:28,304 --> 00:48:29,171 - Yeah. 848 00:48:35,377 --> 00:48:38,609 - Want me to go down on you again? 849 00:48:38,644 --> 00:48:39,445 - Oh. 850 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,380 Okay. 851 00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:44,549 Do you feel good? 852 00:48:44,584 --> 00:48:45,616 - Yeah. 853 00:48:47,686 --> 00:48:49,257 All right, come here. 854 00:48:49,292 --> 00:48:50,621 Come here, come here. 855 00:48:50,656 --> 00:48:51,556 Yeah. 856 00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:57,463 - Was I not doing it right? 857 00:48:57,498 --> 00:48:59,267 - No, you're so good at that. 858 00:48:59,302 --> 00:49:00,268 You really are. 859 00:49:00,303 --> 00:49:02,072 You're a really good lover. 860 00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:04,338 You're kind and attentive and skilled. 861 00:49:04,373 --> 00:49:05,174 Really skilled. 862 00:49:05,209 --> 00:49:05,768 Really. 863 00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:07,473 Yeah. 864 00:49:07,508 --> 00:49:08,738 - You're just not into it, are you? 865 00:49:08,773 --> 00:49:09,739 - I'm not. 866 00:49:11,677 --> 00:49:14,810 But I'm giving it the good old college try. 867 00:49:14,845 --> 00:49:16,251 I'm just here. 868 00:49:24,723 --> 00:49:26,195 - What's wrong, do you think? 869 00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:32,729 - I'm just not sure if reheating 870 00:49:32,764 --> 00:49:35,633 the leftover apple crumble pie a second time 871 00:49:35,668 --> 00:49:37,404 is gonna make it taste weird. 872 00:49:45,711 --> 00:49:47,282 - I gave you new ice cream. 873 00:49:47,812 --> 00:49:49,284 - Thank you, Javier. 874 00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:57,127 - Well, at least I know it's not personal. 875 00:49:57,162 --> 00:49:58,722 You treat everybody like shit. 876 00:49:59,593 --> 00:50:00,790 Your date was cute. 877 00:50:00,825 --> 00:50:02,297 He didn't deserve that treatment. 878 00:50:02,832 --> 00:50:04,530 No wonder you got fired. 879 00:50:04,565 --> 00:50:06,334 You have a serious attitude problem. 880 00:50:06,369 --> 00:50:09,469 I'm sure that translates to the set. 881 00:50:09,504 --> 00:50:12,373 Big fancy actress gets fired from her 882 00:50:12,408 --> 00:50:15,310 big, fancy, CSI type show. 883 00:50:15,712 --> 00:50:20,150 You know, not everyone is blessed with enough talent 884 00:50:20,185 --> 00:50:22,383 to make a career in the business. 885 00:50:22,418 --> 00:50:24,253 You should count your lucky stars 886 00:50:24,288 --> 00:50:28,917 and show some gratitude to thems that got you where you are. 887 00:50:28,952 --> 00:50:30,226 - Sir. 888 00:50:31,592 --> 00:50:35,528 I am sorry if I insulted you in any way. 889 00:50:35,563 --> 00:50:37,332 I am not an actress. 890 00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:40,368 I don't have a career in the business. 891 00:50:42,306 --> 00:50:46,671 Now can I just eat my pie in peace? 892 00:50:48,807 --> 00:50:51,181 - Now, see, was that so hard? 893 00:50:51,216 --> 00:50:52,743 To act all civil-like. 894 00:50:52,778 --> 00:50:56,681 Maybe you ain't such a varmint after all. 895 00:50:56,716 --> 00:50:59,816 - Why are you talking like you're in an old Western movie? 896 00:50:59,851 --> 00:51:01,455 - Do you love old Western movies? 897 00:51:01,490 --> 00:51:03,226 I love old Western movies. 898 00:51:03,261 --> 00:51:04,788 I love all old movies. 899 00:51:04,823 --> 00:51:07,593 Hey, are you in any old movies? 900 00:51:07,628 --> 00:51:11,498 Obviously not really old cause you're too young, 901 00:51:11,533 --> 00:51:16,206 but sorta old, maybe as a child actor. 902 00:51:16,241 --> 00:51:17,504 - I'm not an actress. 903 00:51:17,539 --> 00:51:19,275 I've never been an actress. 904 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:22,311 - Then why were you shooting that CSI episode? 905 00:51:22,346 --> 00:51:23,906 I seen you there, hombre. 906 00:51:23,941 --> 00:51:27,415 - Can you please stop talking like that? 907 00:51:28,550 --> 00:51:29,780 Can I get a check? 908 00:51:29,815 --> 00:51:30,715 - Sure. 909 00:51:32,620 --> 00:51:33,949 - You're no fun. 910 00:51:33,984 --> 00:51:35,819 I did see you shooting that episode though. 911 00:51:35,854 --> 00:51:38,261 - I'm an extra, that's all. 912 00:51:40,364 --> 00:51:41,957 - Did you really get fired? 913 00:51:41,992 --> 00:51:43,299 - Yeah. 914 00:51:44,962 --> 00:51:46,368 - I feel bad now. 915 00:51:48,306 --> 00:51:49,404 - It's fine. 916 00:51:50,638 --> 00:51:52,770 - Hey, let me make it up to you. 917 00:51:52,805 --> 00:51:53,771 - No, really. 918 00:51:53,806 --> 00:51:55,740 - No, I have a job for you. 919 00:51:55,775 --> 00:51:59,876 It's an easy $300, which is a might bit more 920 00:51:59,911 --> 00:52:03,253 than you were making on that other job over yonder. 921 00:52:03,288 --> 00:52:04,881 - Thank you, but no. 922 00:52:04,916 --> 00:52:06,520 - I promise I'm not a weirdo. 923 00:52:06,555 --> 00:52:08,258 Well, at least not the scary kind. 924 00:52:08,293 --> 00:52:09,787 Come on, little missy. 925 00:52:09,822 --> 00:52:10,821 It'll be fun. 926 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:17,927 Who is it? 927 00:52:17,962 --> 00:52:19,335 - It's me, Rhett. 928 00:52:20,998 --> 00:52:23,735 - Well, what a nice surprise. 929 00:52:23,770 --> 00:52:24,670 Come in. 930 00:52:25,805 --> 00:52:27,640 - Hello, Scarlet. 931 00:52:27,675 --> 00:52:32,348 I brought you a fine fancy new chapeau from Paris, France. 932 00:52:35,914 --> 00:52:39,047 - Rhett, I really can't continue taking these presents, 933 00:52:39,082 --> 00:52:40,983 though you are very kind. 934 00:52:41,018 --> 00:52:43,326 - I'm not being kind, Scarlet. 935 00:52:43,361 --> 00:52:44,822 I'm just teasing you. 936 00:52:44,857 --> 00:52:46,923 And I never give anything without expecting 937 00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:48,595 something in return. 938 00:52:48,630 --> 00:52:50,795 And I always get what I want. 939 00:52:50,830 --> 00:52:53,765 - If you think I'll walk down the nuptials aisle 940 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,636 cupid-like with you just to pay for the bonnet, 941 00:52:56,671 --> 00:52:58,440 I will not. 942 00:52:58,475 --> 00:53:00,376 - Don't kid yourself, Scarlet. 943 00:53:00,411 --> 00:53:03,709 You know I'm not the marrying type of man. 944 00:53:03,744 --> 00:53:06,910 - Well, I certainly will not kiss you for it 945 00:53:06,945 --> 00:53:09,616 if that's what you're expecting. 946 00:53:22,565 --> 00:53:23,498 - Fine. 947 00:53:23,533 --> 00:53:25,368 I'm not gonna kiss you, Scarlet. 948 00:53:25,403 --> 00:53:26,666 Although that's what you need. 949 00:53:26,701 --> 00:53:28,767 You need a lot of kissing, little missy. 950 00:53:28,802 --> 00:53:30,901 And more than once, by someone who knows 951 00:53:30,936 --> 00:53:33,706 when good kissing is real kissing. 952 00:53:34,642 --> 00:53:37,941 - You're a really self-centered, cold hearted scallywag, 953 00:53:37,976 --> 00:53:40,449 Rhett Butler, and I don't know why I let you 954 00:53:40,484 --> 00:53:42,517 come visit me out yonder. 955 00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:45,014 - I'll tell you why, Scarlet. 956 00:53:45,049 --> 00:53:48,050 Cause I'm the only man over 18 and under 80 957 00:53:48,085 --> 00:53:51,020 who's around to show you when a hootenanny 958 00:53:51,055 --> 00:53:53,022 would become a hoedown. 959 00:53:53,724 --> 00:53:57,499 - It's actually a hoedown is worth a hootenanny. 960 00:53:57,534 --> 00:53:58,731 - Oh, worth it, damn it. 961 00:53:58,766 --> 00:54:02,064 I'm the only man over 18 and under 80 962 00:54:02,099 --> 00:54:06,376 who's around to show you when a hoedown... 963 00:54:06,411 --> 00:54:07,773 Hoedown. 964 00:54:07,808 --> 00:54:10,644 - When a hoedown is worth a hootenanny. 965 00:54:10,679 --> 00:54:13,680 When a hoedown is worth a hootenanny. 966 00:54:21,052 --> 00:54:23,492 You're very entertaining. 967 00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:26,121 I'm sorry that you never made it. 968 00:54:28,092 --> 00:54:29,762 - Oh, that's okay. 969 00:54:31,964 --> 00:54:35,405 You know what one little turn of the Rubik's cube 970 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:39,442 and the universe would have made me Lawrence Olivier 971 00:54:39,477 --> 00:54:40,608 and him me. 972 00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:44,909 I still have fun. 973 00:54:46,979 --> 00:54:50,552 So, que cera cera, little lady. 974 00:54:53,854 --> 00:54:57,592 Hey, you wanna read another scene tomorrow? 975 00:55:44,740 --> 00:55:46,036 - Hi honey. 976 00:55:46,071 --> 00:55:48,005 - Hey, uhh 977 00:55:52,176 --> 00:55:54,484 Did you and my mother love each other? 978 00:55:54,519 --> 00:55:56,684 - Course, very much. 979 00:55:56,719 --> 00:56:00,688 - Then like, how come you got divorced 980 00:56:00,723 --> 00:56:03,526 when I was just a little kid? 981 00:56:03,561 --> 00:56:06,991 - We were both so crazy and young. 982 00:56:07,026 --> 00:56:10,093 I was 23, I think my mother was 21. 983 00:56:10,128 --> 00:56:13,162 I mean, we just weren't ready. 984 00:56:13,197 --> 00:56:16,132 - I was born three months after you got married 985 00:56:16,167 --> 00:56:17,870 and you were Catholic. 986 00:56:17,905 --> 00:56:19,542 Is that why you got married, cause she got pregnant? 987 00:56:19,577 --> 00:56:20,774 - No. 988 00:56:20,809 --> 00:56:22,677 We got married because we were in love 989 00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:24,679 and we wanted to have a family. 990 00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:26,681 - So I was planned. 991 00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:28,243 - Well, not really. 992 00:56:28,278 --> 00:56:30,883 I mean, but when your mother became pregnant 993 00:56:30,918 --> 00:56:33,083 we both were overjoyed, of course. 994 00:56:33,118 --> 00:56:34,920 - Yeah? 995 00:56:34,955 --> 00:56:36,658 You sure you didn't just keep me cause you keep everything? 996 00:56:36,693 --> 00:56:37,252 - No. 997 00:56:37,287 --> 00:56:39,089 Don't be silly. 998 00:56:39,124 --> 00:56:41,861 I mean, I actually had you secretly baptized 999 00:56:41,896 --> 00:56:43,258 for Christ sakes. 1000 00:56:46,032 --> 00:56:46,998 - What? 1001 00:56:47,033 --> 00:56:48,901 What are you talking about? 1002 00:56:48,936 --> 00:56:51,101 - Well, for some reason, your mother didn't want to do it. 1003 00:56:51,136 --> 00:56:53,070 And so one night when she was out 1004 00:56:53,105 --> 00:56:57,239 I had the priest come over and he baptized you in the tub. 1005 00:56:57,274 --> 00:56:59,043 - In the house? 1006 00:56:59,078 --> 00:57:00,814 - The bathroom tub. 1007 00:57:02,147 --> 00:57:05,148 - So I've been officially Catholic my whole life 1008 00:57:05,183 --> 00:57:06,721 and I never knew it? 1009 00:57:06,756 --> 00:57:08,118 - Well, I didn't want you to have to go to hell 1010 00:57:08,153 --> 00:57:10,890 if you died as a baby, so of course. 1011 00:57:10,925 --> 00:57:12,661 - That's why they baptize people? 1012 00:57:12,696 --> 00:57:14,223 Oh come on, you know this. 1013 00:57:14,258 --> 00:57:15,532 - No. 1014 00:57:16,634 --> 00:57:17,292 I'm not Catholic. 1015 00:57:17,327 --> 00:57:18,997 We didn't go to church. 1016 00:57:19,032 --> 00:57:20,636 You didn't raise me Catholic. 1017 00:57:20,671 --> 00:57:21,736 You guys were hippies. 1018 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:23,133 I'm not Catholic. 1019 00:57:23,168 --> 00:57:24,937 At least, I didn't know I was until just now. 1020 00:57:24,972 --> 00:57:27,643 - Well, you were born with original sin, 1021 00:57:27,678 --> 00:57:29,777 I had to take care of it. 1022 00:57:29,812 --> 00:57:30,778 - Wow. 1023 00:57:30,813 --> 00:57:32,076 Okay. 1024 00:57:32,111 --> 00:57:35,310 So why didn't my mother want me baptized? 1025 00:57:35,345 --> 00:57:36,850 - I don't remember. 1026 00:57:36,885 --> 00:57:38,280 - Obviously because she didn't care 1027 00:57:38,315 --> 00:57:39,985 if I went to hell or not. 1028 00:57:40,020 --> 00:57:40,920 Classic. 1029 00:57:40,955 --> 00:57:42,020 - Oh, come on. 1030 00:57:42,055 --> 00:57:43,923 That's not true. 1031 00:57:43,958 --> 00:57:47,289 - Okay, well, any other bombs you wanna drop on me? 1032 00:57:47,324 --> 00:57:48,323 Now's the time. 1033 00:57:48,358 --> 00:57:49,698 - No, that's it. 1034 00:57:49,733 --> 00:57:51,601 Listen, can you come over? 1035 00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:52,833 Bring some Nemos? 1036 00:57:52,868 --> 00:57:54,065 I have Haagen-Dazs. 1037 00:57:54,100 --> 00:57:55,935 And you can go through your boxes. 1038 00:57:55,970 --> 00:57:57,970 - I'm going to bed, I'll talk to you soon. 1039 00:57:58,005 --> 00:57:59,741 - All right, come over anyway. 1040 00:57:59,776 --> 00:58:01,809 You don't have to go through the boxes tonight. 1041 00:58:01,844 --> 00:58:02,777 - It's okay. 1042 00:58:02,812 --> 00:58:04,306 I'm going to bed. 1043 00:58:04,341 --> 00:58:05,307 - All right. 1044 00:58:05,342 --> 00:58:07,111 Night, I love you. 1045 00:58:07,146 --> 00:58:08,684 - I love you too. 1046 00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:11,280 - But, if you happen to come out, 1047 00:58:11,315 --> 00:58:15,317 would you leave a chocolate Nemo with the doorman, please? 1048 00:58:15,352 --> 00:58:17,693 Even if you don't really wanna come up? 1049 00:58:17,728 --> 00:58:18,760 - Dad, I'm going to bed. 1050 00:58:18,795 --> 00:58:20,355 I'm not going out for Nemos. 1051 00:58:20,390 --> 00:58:21,191 - Okay. 1052 00:58:21,226 --> 00:58:22,357 I love you. 1053 00:58:22,392 --> 00:58:23,699 - Yeah. 1054 00:58:48,121 --> 00:58:49,725 - Oh, thank you sir. 1055 00:58:52,422 --> 00:58:54,224 Look what we got. 1056 00:58:54,259 --> 00:58:55,357 Nemos! 1057 01:00:52,575 --> 01:00:56,016 Stop mommy, I wanna sing it with you. 1058 01:00:56,051 --> 01:00:57,952 Do you know the words? 1059 01:01:02,552 --> 01:01:04,090 Perfect. 1060 01:01:08,492 --> 01:01:13,132 and love the live long day 1061 01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:05,052 fading in here on the ground 1062 01:02:11,357 --> 01:02:16,327 you speak me the sound 1063 01:02:21,037 --> 01:02:24,269 no I'm far from love 1064 01:02:26,669 --> 01:02:32,013 much but I'm alive right now 1065 01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:39,350 - Honey, no no no. 1066 01:02:39,385 --> 01:02:40,615 That's not nice, not while the woman is playing. 1067 01:02:40,650 --> 01:02:42,122 - But, I wanna play here. 1068 01:02:42,157 --> 01:02:44,223 - I know baby, I know, but not now. 1069 01:02:44,258 --> 01:02:45,125 Later, okay? 1070 01:02:47,591 --> 01:02:48,359 Hey. 1071 01:02:48,394 --> 01:02:49,459 - Hi. 1072 01:02:50,330 --> 01:02:51,593 - She's amazing huh? 1073 01:02:51,628 --> 01:02:53,166 She's here all the time. 1074 01:02:53,201 --> 01:02:55,069 I'm surprised nobody's snatched her up 1075 01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,301 and given her a record deal. 1076 01:02:56,336 --> 01:02:57,599 - Good luck with that. 1077 01:02:57,634 --> 01:02:58,974 - Yeah. 1078 01:02:59,009 --> 01:03:01,075 It's a tough business I'm sure. 1079 01:03:02,474 --> 01:03:04,474 - We met before. 1080 01:03:04,509 --> 01:03:06,146 I delivered pizza to you. 1081 01:03:06,181 --> 01:03:06,982 - Oh yeah. 1082 01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:08,115 I remember. 1083 01:03:08,150 --> 01:03:09,611 You live in the neighborhood? 1084 01:03:09,646 --> 01:03:11,613 - Yeah, my whole life. 1085 01:03:13,221 --> 01:03:14,385 Hi. 1086 01:03:14,420 --> 01:03:16,123 We haven't been formally introduced. 1087 01:03:16,158 --> 01:03:17,355 My name is Samantha. 1088 01:03:17,390 --> 01:03:18,323 - Harrison. 1089 01:03:18,358 --> 01:03:19,555 - That's a neat name. 1090 01:03:19,590 --> 01:03:20,556 - Thanks. 1091 01:03:20,591 --> 01:03:22,624 I'm named after The Beatles. 1092 01:03:22,659 --> 01:03:25,462 - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps", my favorite Beatles song. 1093 01:03:25,497 --> 01:03:27,167 Kinda long for a kid's name, 1094 01:03:27,202 --> 01:03:29,972 so I figured I'd name her after its writer. 1095 01:03:30,007 --> 01:03:32,139 - It's a very cool name. 1096 01:03:32,174 --> 01:03:34,372 Are you a musician? 1097 01:03:34,407 --> 01:03:35,670 - I wish. 1098 01:03:35,705 --> 01:03:36,946 I'm a teacher. 1099 01:03:36,981 --> 01:03:38,046 Chloe. 1100 01:03:38,675 --> 01:03:40,279 - Samantha. 1101 01:03:40,314 --> 01:03:43,513 Do you know how to play your mom's favorite song? 1102 01:03:43,548 --> 01:03:44,382 No? 1103 01:03:44,417 --> 01:03:46,021 It's a very hard song. 1104 01:03:46,056 --> 01:03:47,990 - Can you teach me? 1105 01:03:48,025 --> 01:03:48,716 - Can I teach you? 1106 01:03:48,751 --> 01:03:50,058 - Harrison. 1107 01:03:52,194 --> 01:03:54,458 - Well, I can, I can teach her. 1108 01:03:54,493 --> 01:03:56,625 - Can she, mom? 1109 01:03:56,660 --> 01:03:57,692 - Well... 1110 01:03:57,727 --> 01:04:00,035 You're a music teacher? 1111 01:04:01,038 --> 01:04:02,664 - No, but I used to... 1112 01:04:05,273 --> 01:04:08,043 The pizza delivery thing is just a short gig. 1113 01:04:08,078 --> 01:04:09,671 I'm figuring things out. 1114 01:04:09,706 --> 01:04:11,145 This is way too much information, 1115 01:04:11,180 --> 01:04:13,213 but yes, I can teach her. 1116 01:04:31,497 --> 01:04:33,629 - Hey, are you sure you can keep up? 1117 01:04:33,664 --> 01:04:35,466 I don't mean to be a dick, but they can't get cold. 1118 01:04:35,501 --> 01:04:36,698 - Yeah, no, I'm sorry. 1119 01:04:36,733 --> 01:04:37,732 I'm gonna be faster. 1120 01:04:37,767 --> 01:04:38,733 - All right. 1121 01:04:40,803 --> 01:04:42,506 Look, when there's three of them 1122 01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:44,079 you gotta put 'em in sideways like this, okay? 1123 01:04:44,114 --> 01:04:45,146 Yeah. 1124 01:05:37,464 --> 01:05:38,364 - Yoo-hoo. 1125 01:05:39,433 --> 01:05:40,729 Where'd you go? 1126 01:05:40,764 --> 01:05:42,731 It's me, Samantha. 1127 01:05:42,766 --> 01:05:44,304 Came to visit you. 1128 01:05:44,339 --> 01:05:45,701 Here, try some Sal's pizza. 1129 01:05:45,736 --> 01:05:48,176 You want some Sal's pizza? 1130 01:05:48,211 --> 01:05:50,838 It's the best pizza in New York. 1131 01:05:50,873 --> 01:05:53,214 Yeah, you already knew that. 1132 01:06:00,256 --> 01:06:01,354 All right. 1133 01:06:10,662 --> 01:06:14,301 - Hey, this is going to 350 West 101 Broadway. 1134 01:06:14,336 --> 01:06:17,865 - Yeah, between West End and Riverside. 1135 01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:20,637 - Hey, what do you got for me? 1136 01:06:20,672 --> 01:06:22,837 - Listen, I'm really sorry but I just... 1137 01:06:22,872 --> 01:06:25,246 I just don't think it's working out. 1138 01:06:25,281 --> 01:06:26,610 - I understand. 1139 01:06:26,645 --> 01:06:28,348 - Yeah, maybe when your foot gets better. 1140 01:06:28,383 --> 01:06:29,778 - No, it's all right, I completely understand. 1141 01:06:29,813 --> 01:06:31,780 I had a blast. 1142 01:06:31,815 --> 01:06:33,749 Tell Carmine I said hi, huh? 1143 01:06:33,784 --> 01:06:35,124 - Yeah, will do. 1144 01:06:36,127 --> 01:06:39,854 - You're a noble young man, keeping up the family work. 1145 01:06:39,889 --> 01:06:41,328 It's a lost art. 1146 01:06:42,463 --> 01:06:44,694 The world needs more people like you. 1147 01:06:44,729 --> 01:06:45,728 - Thanks. 1148 01:06:45,763 --> 01:06:46,663 You be well. 1149 01:07:57,274 --> 01:08:01,738 till it's gone 1150 01:08:01,773 --> 01:08:06,215 lost 1151 01:08:27,832 --> 01:08:32,769 something wonderful 1152 01:08:39,679 --> 01:08:43,813 things 1153 01:08:50,756 --> 01:08:52,954 - Oh, don't stop there. 1154 01:08:52,989 --> 01:08:55,627 That's my favorite part. 1155 01:08:55,662 --> 01:08:57,860 I should have put two and two together. 1156 01:08:57,895 --> 01:09:00,698 I have no idea why I didn't recognize you. 1157 01:09:00,733 --> 01:09:03,668 Your music has meant so much to me. 1158 01:09:04,770 --> 01:09:06,605 - Thank you. 1159 01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:08,871 - Your first record is one of my all time favorite albums. 1160 01:09:08,906 --> 01:09:10,543 I still have it on vinyl. 1161 01:09:10,578 --> 01:09:14,580 - That's about the only way you could have it. 1162 01:09:14,615 --> 01:09:15,977 - Okay, I finished my schoolwork. 1163 01:09:16,012 --> 01:09:17,385 Can we start now? 1164 01:09:17,420 --> 01:09:18,617 - Yes. 1165 01:09:18,652 --> 01:09:20,883 Hey, could you teach her your song? 1166 01:09:20,918 --> 01:09:23,457 The one you were just playing. 1167 01:09:25,890 --> 01:09:27,021 - Yeah. 1168 01:09:27,056 --> 01:09:28,792 Yeah, I can teach her that. 1169 01:09:28,827 --> 01:09:31,762 - Harrison, Samantha is one of my favorite singers. 1170 01:09:31,797 --> 01:09:33,665 You know the record I always play? 1171 01:09:33,700 --> 01:09:35,535 The one you like too. 1172 01:09:35,570 --> 01:09:38,670 You'll know the song when she plays it. 1173 01:09:51,113 --> 01:09:52,046 - That one. 1174 01:09:52,081 --> 01:09:53,080 - Oh yeah. 1175 01:09:53,115 --> 01:09:53,949 Yes, yes, yes! 1176 01:09:53,984 --> 01:09:55,016 I wanna play that. 1177 01:09:55,051 --> 01:09:56,589 - Okay. 1178 01:09:56,624 --> 01:09:58,085 Go ahead. 1179 01:09:58,120 --> 01:09:59,394 No, this one. 1180 01:09:59,429 --> 01:10:00,593 This one, this one. 1181 01:10:00,628 --> 01:10:02,826 Oh yeah, I remember. 1182 01:10:24,850 --> 01:10:26,355 Thank you guys. 1183 01:10:26,390 --> 01:10:27,851 Thank you so much. 1184 01:10:27,886 --> 01:10:29,556 - It's okay, we can go to another corner. 1185 01:10:29,591 --> 01:10:31,690 - Wait, hang on a second. 1186 01:10:32,792 --> 01:10:34,825 Hi, I got a favor. 1187 01:10:34,860 --> 01:10:38,961 I have this little girl, she's very talented and... 1188 01:10:40,470 --> 01:10:41,568 - Okay. 1189 01:10:43,099 --> 01:10:44,967 - What did you tell her? 1190 01:10:45,002 --> 01:10:45,902 - Nothing. 1191 01:10:46,674 --> 01:10:48,542 - All right everyone. 1192 01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:50,808 So I have a special guest with me today, 1193 01:10:50,843 --> 01:10:53,448 and I would love for her to come up and play a song. 1194 01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:56,484 Harrison, you wanna come up? 1195 01:10:56,519 --> 01:10:57,551 - Now, mom? 1196 01:10:57,586 --> 01:10:58,486 - Go. 1197 01:11:01,084 --> 01:11:04,525 - Hey, you wanna play something for us? 1198 01:11:05,187 --> 01:11:06,791 Wait, actually, no. 1199 01:11:06,826 --> 01:11:08,496 Why don't you play for your first real gig? 1200 01:11:08,531 --> 01:11:09,123 You can use it. - Really? 1201 01:11:09,158 --> 01:11:10,597 Yeah, uh-huh. 1202 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:18,033 - I'm more nervous than both of you. 1203 01:11:18,068 --> 01:11:19,771 - Spiders she's afraid of. 1204 01:11:19,806 --> 01:11:21,608 This she can handle. 1205 01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:29,880 till it's gone 1206 01:11:29,915 --> 01:11:34,753 lost 1207 01:11:53,873 --> 01:11:58,810 something wonderful 1208 01:12:04,488 --> 01:12:08,721 say 1209 01:12:08,756 --> 01:12:12,956 late 1210 01:12:12,991 --> 01:12:17,862 just a minute 1211 01:12:51,997 --> 01:12:53,227 Can I check the mail? 1212 01:12:53,262 --> 01:12:54,569 - Yeah. 1213 01:12:56,199 --> 01:12:57,737 I can't thank you enough. 1214 01:12:59,103 --> 01:13:01,609 I mean, she's been talking about being a rock star 1215 01:13:01,644 --> 01:13:03,644 since she was, I don't know, born. 1216 01:13:04,079 --> 01:13:05,679 Her first word might've been rockstar. 1217 01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:06,812 - Yeah? 1218 01:13:07,014 --> 01:13:08,649 - I mean, you made her dream come true. 1219 01:13:09,685 --> 01:13:10,948 - I didn't really do anything. 1220 01:13:11,417 --> 01:13:16,085 You know, she's a good kid and she's really talented. 1221 01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:17,757 - She'd love it. 1222 01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:19,528 I mean, I'd love it if you kept working with her. 1223 01:13:19,930 --> 01:13:21,090 It'd be our honor. 1224 01:13:24,194 --> 01:13:28,097 - I'd like to, and I mean no offense, but I... 1225 01:13:28,599 --> 01:13:30,737 And I have great respect for what you do 1226 01:13:30,772 --> 01:13:32,541 and what all teachers do, 1227 01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:34,136 but I just always wanted to be the one on the stage. 1228 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:36,039 - I get it. 1229 01:13:36,074 --> 01:13:37,238 Teaching's not for everyone. 1230 01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:39,713 Well, give a call if you ever wanna 1231 01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:41,143 grab a coffee or something. 1232 01:13:41,178 --> 01:13:43,277 I promise I won't act like a babbling fan. 1233 01:13:43,312 --> 01:13:45,180 That's out of my system now. 1234 01:13:46,282 --> 01:13:47,952 - Okay, cool. 1235 01:13:47,987 --> 01:13:48,854 - Nothing good. 1236 01:13:48,889 --> 01:13:49,987 Just junk. 1237 01:13:50,222 --> 01:13:51,252 - Okay, well say goodbye to Samantha. 1238 01:13:51,287 --> 01:13:52,187 - Bye. 1239 01:13:55,225 --> 01:13:56,631 - You did really good. 1240 01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:58,160 - When's the next lesson? 1241 01:13:58,195 --> 01:14:00,030 I wanna learn another song for my next performance. 1242 01:14:00,065 --> 01:14:02,296 - Samantha has things she has to do. 1243 01:14:02,331 --> 01:14:03,836 She can't have another lesson. 1244 01:14:03,871 --> 01:14:04,969 But we'll see her soon, I'm sure. 1245 01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:06,674 - Okay. 1246 01:14:07,336 --> 01:14:08,940 - Okay, well, thank you. 1247 01:14:08,975 --> 01:14:09,974 Okay. 1248 01:14:10,009 --> 01:14:10,909 - See ya. 1249 01:14:10,944 --> 01:14:12,075 - Bye. 1250 01:14:48,014 --> 01:14:48,914 - Hello. 1251 01:14:50,214 --> 01:14:51,147 - Hi. 1252 01:14:58,255 --> 01:14:59,826 Which one's yours? 1253 01:15:00,595 --> 01:15:03,390 - The little girl with the pink vest on, 1254 01:15:03,425 --> 01:15:05,667 about to go down the slide, 1255 01:15:05,702 --> 01:15:07,295 after she pushes that little... 1256 01:15:07,330 --> 01:15:08,736 Hope! 1257 01:15:08,771 --> 01:15:09,671 Don't push him out of the way. 1258 01:15:09,706 --> 01:15:10,804 It's his turn now. 1259 01:15:10,839 --> 01:15:11,937 He's ahead of you. 1260 01:15:11,972 --> 01:15:13,675 You get to go next. 1261 01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:15,336 - But he's hogging it! 1262 01:15:21,278 --> 01:15:25,247 - What a beautiful thing to name a little girl Hope. 1263 01:15:25,282 --> 01:15:28,217 I wonder how hearing that over and over again my whole life 1264 01:15:28,252 --> 01:15:30,351 would have changed my point of view. 1265 01:15:30,386 --> 01:15:31,858 - My turn! 1266 01:15:31,893 --> 01:15:33,629 - Get away from me! 1267 01:15:35,765 --> 01:15:36,896 - Or not. 1268 01:15:39,197 --> 01:15:44,035 My father has been trying to slay his demons for 60 years. 1269 01:15:44,070 --> 01:15:47,071 He had Gestalt therapy in the seventies. 1270 01:15:47,106 --> 01:15:49,876 Jungian workshops in the eighties. 1271 01:15:49,911 --> 01:15:52,846 Prayer and meditation groups in the nineties 1272 01:15:52,881 --> 01:15:55,079 and 12 step programs ever since. 1273 01:15:55,114 --> 01:15:59,116 Nobody has tried harder than my father to change. 1274 01:15:59,885 --> 01:16:04,726 His mother used to lock him in closets when he was a kid. 1275 01:16:04,761 --> 01:16:05,826 Yeah. 1276 01:16:09,029 --> 01:16:11,326 Maybe that's why he keeps his closet so full 1277 01:16:11,361 --> 01:16:13,933 so nobody can lock him in there, 1278 01:16:13,968 --> 01:16:15,968 and his apartment is so packed with stuff 1279 01:16:16,003 --> 01:16:17,904 so that nobody could get to him. 1280 01:16:17,939 --> 01:16:21,039 His own little fortresses of private memories 1281 01:16:21,074 --> 01:16:23,206 that only he can control. 1282 01:16:27,113 --> 01:16:30,950 She didn't hold him either, when he was little. 1283 01:16:34,824 --> 01:16:36,857 It's strange how something so small 1284 01:16:36,892 --> 01:16:40,762 can make the world unsafe forever. 1285 01:16:44,493 --> 01:16:47,296 But I'm sure you hold Hope. 1286 01:16:59,343 --> 01:17:01,915 I'm sorry. 1287 01:17:01,950 --> 01:17:03,510 All right. 1288 01:17:03,545 --> 01:17:06,183 You're not on an extra, are you? 1289 01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:08,020 I mean... 1290 01:17:10,354 --> 01:17:14,059 I mean this isn't a film set, is it? 1291 01:17:14,094 --> 01:17:15,797 - Good luck to you. 1292 01:17:15,832 --> 01:17:16,523 - Okay. 1293 01:17:16,558 --> 01:17:17,898 - And your father. 1294 01:17:17,933 --> 01:17:18,899 - Thank you. 1295 01:17:18,934 --> 01:17:20,934 The same to you, two, both. 1296 01:17:25,941 --> 01:17:27,875 Hope. - Okay. 1297 01:17:46,357 --> 01:17:48,423 - Dude, what are you doing? 1298 01:17:48,458 --> 01:17:52,834 You can't do this, it's mucho dangerous out here. 1299 01:17:54,332 --> 01:17:55,199 Come on. 1300 01:17:56,301 --> 01:17:57,267 Go in there. 1301 01:17:57,302 --> 01:17:58,972 Dig a little hole. 1302 01:18:00,404 --> 01:18:04,406 Down in the deep, where no one can get to you. 1303 01:18:22,525 --> 01:18:23,458 Seriously? 1304 01:18:25,429 --> 01:18:26,329 Come on. 1305 01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:28,364 I'll help you. 1306 01:18:28,399 --> 01:18:29,299 Here. 1307 01:18:31,270 --> 01:18:34,007 A little hole started for you. 1308 01:18:46,285 --> 01:18:49,253 All right then, you wanna be an adventurer? 1309 01:18:49,288 --> 01:18:52,124 Did my best, you're on your own. 1310 01:19:25,225 --> 01:19:26,092 - Hi, honey. 1311 01:19:26,127 --> 01:19:27,423 What a nice surprise. 1312 01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:28,358 Come in. 1313 01:19:37,072 --> 01:19:38,632 - How are you, dad? 1314 01:19:38,667 --> 01:19:40,172 - I'm great, I'm great. 1315 01:19:40,207 --> 01:19:43,010 I'm decluttering, making headway, you know, 1316 01:19:43,045 --> 01:19:44,440 little by little. 1317 01:19:44,475 --> 01:19:46,607 - You know you've been decluttering for 50 years 1318 01:19:46,642 --> 01:19:48,411 and nothing ever changes. 1319 01:19:48,446 --> 01:19:49,643 - Well, that's not true. 1320 01:19:49,678 --> 01:19:51,282 - Give me one hour and a hefty bag 1321 01:19:51,317 --> 01:19:53,020 and I'll have this place spotless. 1322 01:19:53,055 --> 01:19:54,254 - No, no, no, no, no, honey. 1323 01:19:54,290 --> 01:19:55,990 It's too stressful that way. - Where are the garbage bags? 1324 01:19:56,025 --> 01:19:57,420 No, honey, no. 1325 01:19:57,455 --> 01:19:58,993 No, no, no, no. - I need the ice cream. 1326 01:19:59,028 --> 01:20:00,390 Seriously, no, honey. 1327 01:20:00,425 --> 01:20:02,689 - Have some Haagen Dazs, it makes you docile. 1328 01:20:02,724 --> 01:20:03,690 - No, no. 1329 01:20:03,725 --> 01:20:06,363 You gotta do it my way, my time. 1330 01:20:10,402 --> 01:20:11,302 - Okay. 1331 01:20:13,570 --> 01:20:14,635 Okay. 1332 01:20:18,014 --> 01:20:19,508 Dad, I just want you to be happy. 1333 01:20:19,543 --> 01:20:23,050 I want you to do things that you love to do. 1334 01:20:23,085 --> 01:20:24,678 - I love decluttering. 1335 01:20:28,717 --> 01:20:30,189 - I know you do. 1336 01:20:32,688 --> 01:20:35,293 I just came by to see if you want these things. 1337 01:20:35,328 --> 01:20:38,461 It's pictures of you and mom and me when I was a baby. 1338 01:20:38,496 --> 01:20:40,727 - Why don't you want them anymore? 1339 01:20:40,762 --> 01:20:42,300 - I don't know. 1340 01:20:42,335 --> 01:20:43,235 I just... 1341 01:20:45,371 --> 01:20:48,009 I'm just clearing things out. 1342 01:20:48,704 --> 01:20:50,011 - Oh. 1343 01:20:50,706 --> 01:20:52,244 Smart. 1344 01:20:52,279 --> 01:20:54,246 Make room for new things, huh? 1345 01:20:54,281 --> 01:20:56,017 - Or new no things. 1346 01:21:00,155 --> 01:21:01,484 - You dating anyone? 1347 01:21:01,519 --> 01:21:02,617 - Nope. 1348 01:21:04,126 --> 01:21:07,094 - Are you playing anywhere soon? 1349 01:21:07,129 --> 01:21:09,063 Making any new records? 1350 01:21:09,098 --> 01:21:10,559 That new thing, download. 1351 01:21:10,594 --> 01:21:12,660 Are you making any songs to download? 1352 01:21:12,695 --> 01:21:16,268 - No, Dad, I'm giving all that a break. 1353 01:21:16,303 --> 01:21:19,535 - Sounds like you're giving everything a break. 1354 01:21:19,570 --> 01:21:20,569 - Yeah, I am. 1355 01:21:23,508 --> 01:21:25,013 I gotta go. 1356 01:21:25,048 --> 01:21:28,016 I just wanted to see if you wanted any of this. 1357 01:21:28,051 --> 01:21:30,744 - Yeah, you know, I'd appreciate it if you keep it. 1358 01:21:30,779 --> 01:21:33,087 You know, they're your pictures. 1359 01:21:33,122 --> 01:21:35,023 I don't want any more boxes here. 1360 01:21:35,058 --> 01:21:36,123 - Okay. 1361 01:21:36,158 --> 01:21:37,685 I'll throw it away then. 1362 01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:38,488 - No. 1363 01:21:38,523 --> 01:21:39,522 No, no, no. 1364 01:21:39,557 --> 01:21:42,162 I'll put it in the front hall. 1365 01:21:53,274 --> 01:21:55,472 Hey, look, here's your mom's box. 1366 01:21:57,212 --> 01:21:59,311 You can go through it now. 1367 01:22:00,512 --> 01:22:01,610 - Not now, Dad. 1368 01:22:01,645 --> 01:22:02,743 - Come on, it's right in front of you, 1369 01:22:02,778 --> 01:22:04,052 take you two seconds. 1370 01:22:06,683 --> 01:22:09,156 - Do you know that I am the exact age 1371 01:22:09,191 --> 01:22:11,686 that she was when she died? 1372 01:22:11,721 --> 01:22:12,720 - No. 1373 01:22:12,755 --> 01:22:13,622 - Yes. 1374 01:22:15,098 --> 01:22:17,659 - It's so sad that she died so young. 1375 01:22:17,694 --> 01:22:19,496 She was such a lover of life. 1376 01:22:19,531 --> 01:22:20,794 She was so talented. 1377 01:22:20,829 --> 01:22:22,169 - She was a misanthrope. 1378 01:22:22,204 --> 01:22:24,138 - That is patently untrue. 1379 01:22:24,173 --> 01:22:25,799 She loved so many things. 1380 01:22:25,834 --> 01:22:27,471 She loved playing the piano. 1381 01:22:27,506 --> 01:22:29,209 She loved you to death. 1382 01:22:29,244 --> 01:22:30,573 She was so proud of you. 1383 01:22:30,608 --> 01:22:32,146 - She didn't even know what I did. 1384 01:22:32,181 --> 01:22:33,840 - She went to every one of your shows. 1385 01:22:33,875 --> 01:22:35,413 - That is bullshit. 1386 01:22:35,448 --> 01:22:38,251 I never saw her once at any of my shows. 1387 01:22:38,286 --> 01:22:40,484 - That's because she was afraid you'd be nervous 1388 01:22:40,519 --> 01:22:42,189 if you knew she was there. 1389 01:22:42,224 --> 01:22:44,290 So she'd hide in the back and then she'd leave 1390 01:22:44,325 --> 01:22:46,226 right after you were done. 1391 01:22:46,261 --> 01:22:47,260 Look, look. 1392 01:22:47,295 --> 01:22:49,427 Look at these programs and... 1393 01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:02,242 - This is from Boston. 1394 01:23:02,277 --> 01:23:04,508 - Well, I told you, if you played anywhere around here, 1395 01:23:04,543 --> 01:23:05,575 she would go. 1396 01:23:09,911 --> 01:23:12,714 - You know what, she gave up her dream when I was born 1397 01:23:12,749 --> 01:23:15,123 and she hated me for it. 1398 01:23:15,158 --> 01:23:16,619 - That is not true. 1399 01:23:16,654 --> 01:23:19,160 You were the most important thing to her, 1400 01:23:19,195 --> 01:23:20,425 she wanted you to succeed. 1401 01:23:20,460 --> 01:23:22,361 - Yeah, well, if she did support me, 1402 01:23:22,396 --> 01:23:24,165 it would have been nice to know about it in my lifetime. 1403 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:26,167 Does shit for me now. 1404 01:23:28,567 --> 01:23:30,699 - People do what they can. 1405 01:23:32,406 --> 01:23:36,342 Please remember her with some kindness. 1406 01:23:36,377 --> 01:23:37,904 She died a rough death. 1407 01:23:37,939 --> 01:23:40,313 - Well, she should have picked a more ladylike way 1408 01:23:40,348 --> 01:23:43,151 to kill herself than a shotgun. 1409 01:23:43,186 --> 01:23:46,847 - Are you sure you didn't take that brown washcloth 1410 01:23:46,882 --> 01:23:48,321 when you were here last? 1411 01:23:48,356 --> 01:23:49,487 - I didn't. 1412 01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:53,623 I gotta go, Dad. 1413 01:23:56,595 --> 01:23:57,924 I'll throw this away. 1414 01:23:57,959 --> 01:24:01,367 - No, you may regret you did someday. 1415 01:24:05,604 --> 01:24:08,671 - You were always a really good dad. 1416 01:24:09,905 --> 01:24:10,838 I love you. 1417 01:24:12,512 --> 01:24:15,282 - You were always a good daughter. 1418 01:24:15,317 --> 01:24:16,514 And I love you. 1419 01:26:36,887 --> 01:26:37,853 - God? 1420 01:26:45,896 --> 01:26:46,928 Are you here? 1421 01:26:52,903 --> 01:26:53,935 Are you real? 1422 01:27:10,558 --> 01:27:14,791 I guess there's only one way to know for sure. 1423 01:28:55,927 --> 01:28:57,597 Yeah, hi Dad, what's up? 1424 01:28:57,632 --> 01:28:59,126 Hi honey, I just FaceTime you. 1425 01:28:59,161 --> 01:29:00,963 - Yeah I know, I can't video right now. 1426 01:29:00,998 --> 01:29:02,195 Why not? 1427 01:29:02,230 --> 01:29:03,603 - I just can't. 1428 01:29:06,036 --> 01:29:08,971 - You know, when I was a kid I was terrified 1429 01:29:09,006 --> 01:29:13,074 of getting drafted and having to go to war. 1430 01:29:13,109 --> 01:29:16,176 Every night I'd wake up with the same nightmare 1431 01:29:16,211 --> 01:29:20,917 of being stabbed in the stomach with a bayonet by a Nazi. 1432 01:29:20,952 --> 01:29:24,987 And my father would say, "Son, you're a little boy, 1433 01:29:25,022 --> 01:29:28,155 you don't have to worry about going to war, I promise." 1434 01:29:28,190 --> 01:29:30,696 And I'd cry in his arms and feel safe. 1435 01:29:30,731 --> 01:29:33,567 But you know, after a while he had to turn out the lights 1436 01:29:33,602 --> 01:29:35,767 and leave me there. 1437 01:29:35,802 --> 01:29:38,704 And from the core of my being, 1438 01:29:38,739 --> 01:29:41,509 I felt I'd been taken to war 1439 01:29:41,544 --> 01:29:44,171 and my father couldn't protect me. 1440 01:29:44,206 --> 01:29:47,207 He tried his best, but my father didn't know 1441 01:29:47,242 --> 01:29:50,518 what to say to make me not be scared. 1442 01:29:51,521 --> 01:29:54,951 Now, you might not remember this, but you were six... 1443 01:29:54,986 --> 01:29:56,623 I think it was six. 1444 01:29:56,658 --> 01:29:59,857 And you had your first nightmare, screaming in terror. 1445 01:29:59,892 --> 01:30:02,563 And your mother went into your room 1446 01:30:02,598 --> 01:30:04,224 and I asked her what happened. 1447 01:30:04,259 --> 01:30:06,094 And she said you had a nightmare 1448 01:30:06,129 --> 01:30:11,066 that you would have to go to Vietnam to fight and be killed. 1449 01:30:11,838 --> 01:30:13,772 I mean, I had chills. 1450 01:30:13,807 --> 01:30:17,105 I asked your mother what she said to make you stop crying 1451 01:30:17,140 --> 01:30:19,712 and she said she'd promised that she'd take you 1452 01:30:19,747 --> 01:30:22,946 to see John Lennon in Madison Square Garden. 1453 01:30:22,981 --> 01:30:27,280 You were so excited that you forgot about your nightmare 1454 01:30:27,315 --> 01:30:30,657 and he never brought up going to war again. 1455 01:30:30,692 --> 01:30:33,154 Your mother only wanted you to feel safe, 1456 01:30:33,189 --> 01:30:35,893 and she knew how to do that and that's why 1457 01:30:35,928 --> 01:30:38,159 you've always been such a courageous woman, 1458 01:30:38,194 --> 01:30:41,833 because your mother never let the fear get ahold of you. 1459 01:30:41,868 --> 01:30:46,134 Something she unfortunately couldn't do for herself. 1460 01:30:48,006 --> 01:30:51,579 - I don't remember dreaming about the war. 1461 01:30:55,178 --> 01:30:58,817 I just don't remember my mother ever comforting me. 1462 01:30:58,852 --> 01:31:01,985 - Yeah, but you do remember going to Madison Square Garden 1463 01:31:02,020 --> 01:31:03,756 to see John Lennon. 1464 01:31:03,791 --> 01:31:05,186 Of course. 1465 01:31:05,221 --> 01:31:07,188 - And you believed that was possible for you. 1466 01:31:07,223 --> 01:31:09,058 - Yeah. 1467 01:31:09,093 --> 01:31:11,192 So in the spirit of everything 1468 01:31:11,227 --> 01:31:13,700 that was great about your mother, 1469 01:31:13,735 --> 01:31:15,636 let's both be brave. 1470 01:31:15,671 --> 01:31:17,165 You get a hefty bag, 1471 01:31:17,901 --> 01:31:21,609 and I'll let you help me declutter the house. 1472 01:31:21,644 --> 01:31:25,239 And you go through the box your mom left you. 1473 01:31:27,914 --> 01:31:30,915 - You brought my mother's box in after I left? 1474 01:31:30,950 --> 01:31:32,246 - Of course. 1475 01:31:32,281 --> 01:31:35,755 And bring lots of Nemos and Haagen Dazs too. 1476 01:31:36,692 --> 01:31:37,889 - Okay, I will. 1477 01:31:40,157 --> 01:31:41,629 - Okay. 1478 01:31:41,664 --> 01:31:42,762 See you later. 1479 01:31:53,709 --> 01:31:55,676 - Asked and answered. 1480 01:32:12,354 --> 01:32:13,254 Ah. 1481 01:32:19,801 --> 01:32:20,899 Oh, man. 1482 01:32:22,397 --> 01:32:24,166 All right, it's gonna be okay. 1483 01:32:24,201 --> 01:32:25,134 We got this. 1484 01:32:26,973 --> 01:32:28,170 Okay. 1485 01:32:28,205 --> 01:32:29,204 Let's see. 1486 01:32:29,239 --> 01:32:31,844 Can worms live half squashed? 1487 01:32:33,980 --> 01:32:38,378 The rear half will always die and the front half may live 1488 01:32:38,413 --> 01:32:40,952 to become another whole worm! 1489 01:32:40,987 --> 01:32:43,284 This is called regeneration! 1490 01:32:43,319 --> 01:32:46,760 All right, the front part must be long enough 1491 01:32:46,795 --> 01:32:49,290 to contain the clitellum. 1492 01:32:49,325 --> 01:32:51,897 I hate to sound like a high school boy, 1493 01:32:51,932 --> 01:32:53,932 or most adult men for that matter, 1494 01:32:53,967 --> 01:32:57,133 but where the hell is your clitellum? 1495 01:32:57,168 --> 01:32:58,871 All right, come on. 1496 01:32:58,906 --> 01:33:00,039 It was a stupid joke. 1497 01:33:00,074 --> 01:33:01,742 I was just trying to lighten up the mood a little bit. 1498 01:33:01,777 --> 01:33:03,139 Okay, so take a little sip, 1499 01:33:03,174 --> 01:33:04,470 cause this is gonna hurt a little bit. 1500 01:33:04,505 --> 01:33:05,746 There you go. 1501 01:33:08,443 --> 01:33:09,750 All right. 1502 01:33:09,785 --> 01:33:11,246 You're gonna be okay. 1503 01:33:12,282 --> 01:33:13,314 Okay, Dad. 1504 01:33:13,349 --> 01:33:15,019 What do we got going on here? 1505 01:33:15,054 --> 01:33:18,418 We got Oscar's 1985, Oscars 1986, Oscars 1987. 1506 01:33:19,355 --> 01:33:20,453 Garbage, Dad. 1507 01:33:20,488 --> 01:33:21,454 - Now that I need. 1508 01:33:21,489 --> 01:33:22,488 No! 1509 01:33:22,523 --> 01:33:23,764 - Oh, come on. 1510 01:33:23,799 --> 01:33:25,997 - And look what we have here. 1511 01:33:29,035 --> 01:33:30,463 - I feel terrible. 1512 01:33:33,006 --> 01:33:34,104 Mom's box. 1513 01:33:41,850 --> 01:33:42,475 - Oh. 1514 01:33:43,181 --> 01:33:44,345 Dear Samantha. 1515 01:33:44,380 --> 01:33:45,753 I'm in Africa. 1516 01:33:45,788 --> 01:33:47,117 I'm sorry you can't be with me. 1517 01:33:47,152 --> 01:33:48,250 Happy 5th birthday. 1518 01:33:50,452 --> 01:33:52,023 I'm not throwing any of this away. 1519 01:33:52,058 --> 01:33:53,486 Good. 1520 01:33:53,521 --> 01:33:54,421 - Okay. 1521 01:34:02,530 --> 01:34:05,003 - Are you having trouble getting online? 1522 01:34:05,038 --> 01:34:06,037 - I am. 1523 01:34:06,072 --> 01:34:07,203 Do you know the password? 1524 01:34:07,238 --> 01:34:08,105 - Oh, sure. 1525 01:34:08,140 --> 01:34:12,043 It's Bar Dahlia 1-3. 1526 01:34:13,277 --> 01:34:14,914 - Holy tarnation. 1527 01:34:15,316 --> 01:34:18,082 Jimminy Cricket, it worked partner. 1528 01:34:18,579 --> 01:34:19,985 Much obliged. 1529 01:34:22,858 --> 01:34:24,286 - Have you seen "Gone With The Wind"? 1530 01:34:25,960 --> 01:34:29,489 - Well, I've always relied on the kindness of strangers. 1531 01:34:29,524 --> 01:34:30,391 - Close enough. 1532 01:34:30,426 --> 01:34:31,326 So... 1533 01:34:46,915 --> 01:34:48,046 - Do you wanna switch? 1534 01:34:48,248 --> 01:34:49,278 Take this bike? 1535 01:34:49,513 --> 01:34:50,411 - No, that's okay. 1536 01:34:50,446 --> 01:34:51,379 Thank you. 1537 01:34:51,414 --> 01:34:52,116 - It's really no problem. 1538 01:34:53,251 --> 01:34:54,118 - I'm good. 1539 01:35:00,390 --> 01:35:03,259 - Hey, I'm sorry I was a dick before. 1540 01:35:03,828 --> 01:35:06,262 I don't know, I forget how to act sometimes. 1541 01:35:08,002 --> 01:35:10,035 - Yeah, I completely understand. 1542 01:35:11,533 --> 01:35:13,137 It's not as easy as it looks. 1543 01:35:13,439 --> 01:35:14,468 - Yeah, thanks. 1544 01:35:19,475 --> 01:35:22,883 Hey, do you wanna grab a drink sometime, maybe? 1545 01:35:24,216 --> 01:35:25,215 - Let's not get crazy. 1546 01:35:25,250 --> 01:35:26,381 - All right, fair enough. 1547 01:36:48,300 --> 01:36:53,171 on the ground 1548 01:36:59,443 --> 01:37:04,479 sound 1549 01:37:06,989 --> 01:37:10,122 though I'm far from love 1550 01:37:12,753 --> 01:37:17,657 much but I'm alive right now 1551 01:37:21,267 --> 01:37:23,696 right now 1552 01:37:46,028 --> 01:37:51,097 place 1553 01:37:55,070 --> 01:37:57,532 me 1554 01:37:57,567 --> 01:38:02,669 to stay 1555 01:38:04,508 --> 01:38:07,608 though I'm far from love 1556 01:38:10,481 --> 01:38:15,550 much but I'm alive right now 1557 01:38:16,185 --> 01:38:19,521 down from such 96960