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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Uh, and you have coffee
with the ship's imam at 10.
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Then the cleaning crew
want to gift you
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-with some new pillows.
-RYAN CLARK: Excellent.
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My memory foam ones
have developed dementia.
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Uh, then the Avenue 5 Brass Band
want to play for you,
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-and then gift you a tuba.
-Can we un-gift it?
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-Fly safe.
-Fly true, Supreme Commander!
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Yes. Heil me. Supreme Commander.
What if I get used to this?
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Respectfully, you should.
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Striding about
like a Dutch hairdresser
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-who killed someone once.
-RAV MULCAIR: Um, at noon,
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could you officially
open the ship's Cuddle Club?
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-Cuddle Club?
-Mm, yeah, a group of passengers
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have put it together
as some sort of group therapy.
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-RYAN: Sit down.
-It's totally non-sexual.
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And totally non-normal.
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For goodness' sake.
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What's wrong with a good
old-fashioned frosty handshake?
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Look at Iris suffocating him
like a horny praying mantis.
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BILLIE MCEVOY: Yeah,
Ryan could do a shit right now
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and all these passengers
would line up
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-to take a selfie with it.
-And at one o'clock,
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you're meeting
with Theater Action.
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-♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
-Can we un-action that?
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Actually,
un-theater it, preferably.
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-Fuck you, Supreme Commander.
-Fly true, Supreme Commander.
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How did we end up with him
in charge twice?
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Tell me about it.
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BILLIE: He is not worthy
of your ship.
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I don't know why, but I find you
very interesting right now.
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-Hmm.
-You speak from the heart.
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(RAV CLEARS THROAT)
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I hate to be the bearer
of bad news.
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And I hate hearing it.
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Feels like there's a solution
in there somewhere.
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-PASSENGER: Commander.
-Well, rumors are-- Hi.
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(WHISPERS) Rumors are spreading
that the water is contaminated.
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You see, this is why people
should never, ever talk.
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RAV: Mm, agreed,
but conversation is inevitable.
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Which is why I'd like
to install some operatives.
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What do you mean, operatives?
You mean secret police?
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I hesitate to use
the term "secret police."
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Well,
you didn't hesitate very long.
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-Matt is--
-Highly problematic.
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No, no.
We are not having secret police.
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That is my final decision.
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Decree. But fine,
I won't appoint any.
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You say that, Iris,
but will you?
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MATT SPENCER: Soon we'll be
at each other's throats.
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-Do you want that?
-FOLLOWERS: No!
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-♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-When brother fights brother
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for the moisture that he's wrung
from a hand towel,
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will Lyin' Ryan be there
to save you?
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-FOLLOWERS: No!
-MATT: No, he won't,
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but we'll be there,
because we've got ammo.
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(FOLLOWERS MUTTER)
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-We've got camo.
-FOLLOWERS: Yes!
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-We are ready to go...
-FOLLOWERS: Blammo!
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-Blammo!
-(FOLLOWERS YELLING)
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Oh, what is this
intoxicating clarity?
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-(YELLING) Yeah!
-(FOLLOWERS CHEER)
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♪ ("AVENUE 5"
THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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Seeing some sweet cuddles
out there, guys.
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Really nice.
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Some nice swaying cuddles.
Comforting.
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Tap your cuddler's head
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if you want your cuddle
to end early.
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Otherwise, just surrender
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like a calf
in the butcher's embrace.
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(BELL RINGS)
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All right, there's time to chug
a few more hugs
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before our Supreme Commander
gets here
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and declares
our spoon room open.
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KAREN KELLY:
Will he be cuddling?
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-DOUG: If he consents.
-Oh, please.
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If he's here,
he's asking for it.
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♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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All good out there?
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I mean,
considering how bad it is?
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RAV: Let's just say the mood
on the ship is uh,
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pre-post-apocalyptic.
What-- what is that dot?
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Oh, God, you saw it, too, huh?
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(SIGHS) I get these floaters.
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-(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
-(COMPUTER BEEPS)
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Oh, hold the phone,
that's not macular degeneration.
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That's a meteor.
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A compass,
but instead of telling you
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where you are,
it tells you when you are.
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-So-- so, like a clock?
-No, way better.
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-Way better than a clock.
-Yeah.
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That is just genius.
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So-- so, were you thinking
about talking to Lucas yet?
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You know, get the rescue
back on track?
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Artificially made twins
to serve unwanted jail time.
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Smart. You know,
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it's just if you did
want some help with Lucas,
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then I could set a time and date
for the meeting,
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or even if you wanted,
I could help lead the meeting.
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Oh, that's so sweet,
but fuck no.
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Only top CEOs can negotiate
government policy.
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That's just how democracy works.
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And I'm a top CEO, so...
(SLURPS) ...suck it, Ryan.
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BILLIE: Yeah, suck it, Ryan.
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RYAN: I believe
we booked this room.
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-Hey, Ryan.
-We've commandeered it.
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Commandeered. Exactly.
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You're in breach of protocol.
Stand.
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-BILLIE: Oh.
-Sit.
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Stand and leave,
or face the consequences.
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I'm gonna leave
'cause I was planning
on leaving anyway.
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But I'm not gonna stand.
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Excited to see this process.
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-(GRUNTS)
-(CHAIR THUDS)
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-(LAUGHS, SQUEALS)
-HERMAN JUDD: Oh, thank fuck.
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Rav saves the day.
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Rav is speaking
in the third person
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because she is modest,
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and because
she has also discovered a meteor
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full of lithium.
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I'm gonna stand now,
only because I want to see
what's on there.
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Billie, understand that for me,
will you?
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Eighty-five percent lithium ore?
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But this is like
pure heroin lithium.
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-Heroin's good, right?
-Earth is gagging for lithium.
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We can get them
to reprioritize a rescue.
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So, we just need
to start negotiating with Lucas.
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No, that's incorrect.
Only CEOs can negotiate
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with TOTOPOTUS. You, however,
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are authorized to, um...
(SLURPS)
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-...suck it.
-BILLIE: Yeah!
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CEOs only, Captain Cockrag.
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Wow.
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Right, I-- Yes, I'm gonna need
to clear the room,
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so that I can berate Billie
for gross insubordination.
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-Good. A larynx is a privilege.
-JUDD: I'm gonna leave
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because I choose
to clear the room.
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Not because you literally
just said the words.
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(DOOR SLIDING OPEN)
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Yeah, well, what do you want?
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What do you mean,
what do I want?
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What do you want?
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Billie, we agreed,
you insult me, I clear the room.
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-I'm sorry, I forgot.
-What do you mean you forgot?
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So where did "Captain Cockrag"
come from? Was that heartfelt?
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Oh, no-- no. I just--
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You know, I'm not--
I'm not very good at this--
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-Talking?
-Improvisation.
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You have to be with Judd
when he talks to Lucas.
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Well, yes, yes,
and we'd be getting into that
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if you hadn't just sent him
out the room.
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Well, I did that
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because you called me
Captain Cockrag.
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Well, was I wrong?
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I don't know. I don't know
what a cockrag is.
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Just be there
when he talks to Lucas.
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BILLIE: Yes, I will be.
I have his ear.
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RYAN: Fuck his ear.
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It's his mouth
you need to control.
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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If Ryan is king,
I'm Oliver Cromwell, right?
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(FOLLOWERS CHEER)
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If he's Gladstone, I'm Disraeli.
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(SCATTERED CHEER)
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If he's A.S. Byatt,
I'm Margaret Drabble!
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Compare things we know!
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Eh, never been a big sports fan.
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MATT: Well,
they're not sports stars.
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They're sister novelists
who feuded like rappers.
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I'm still without a frame
of reference.
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-Ryan's an asshole, right?
-(FOLLOWERS CHEER)
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KAREN: Remember,
you may pat and caress
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all non-erogenous zones.
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At this point,
my entire body is non-erogenous.
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-I can confirm that.
-(BELL RINGING)
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Okay, cuddlers,
find a new cuddlee.
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Uh, oh, man,
this is Cuddle Club.
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How many more times?
No crossbows.
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Doug, we booked this room
for combat training.
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(DOUG SCOFFS)
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Hard cheese, Combat Mary,
we've got an extended booking.
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Oh, I'll extend your face
with my extended arm.
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-No, we--
-Ah.
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Captain in the hug zone.
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(PASSENGERS WHISPERING)
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ALL: Fly true,
Supreme Commander.
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At ease, everyone.
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Uh, don't listen to him.
More tense, everyone.
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Someone needs
to go to Manners Club.
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Yeah, I-- I went
to Manners Club.
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That's where I learned,
"Please and fuck you."
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(QUIET GASPS)
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Well, this-- this is wonderful,
seeing you all clumped together
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-like wet sugar.
-(IRIS SCOFFS)
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It reminds us that-- that
togetherness is way forwardness.
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Wise words, Supreme Dipshit.
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Matt, will you stop it?
This-- this is serious.
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This is Cuddle Club.
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In fact, I think Matt
could do with a cuddle,
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-don't you think?
He should be the first.
-(PASSENGERS CHUCKLE)
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I hereby declare this club open.
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(APPLAUSE)
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RYAN: (QUIETLY) If Matt's
gonna keep cutting me off
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at the ankles, someone needs
to do something about him.
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DOUG: Okay, everyone.
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Continue
your therapeutic manhandling.
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MATT: Hi. I don't think
we've previously cuddled.
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Oh, double cuddle. Okay.
Triple cuddle. (LAUGHS) Wow.
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-♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(MATT WHEEZES)
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♪ (SERENE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Looking at you,
I can smell your pain.
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But can you smell my heart?
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-♪ (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪
-I'm sorry,
I'm not feeling this at all.
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-(BELL RINGING)
-Why? What's wrong?
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Well, it's just not erotic,
is it?
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I mean,
can we get him shirtless?
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Could somebody unwrap him?
Anybody, just unwrap him.
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Look, I'm not a piece of meat.
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-No, honestly, you are.
-For fuck's sake.
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And can we get rid
of this fucking box?
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Keep the box.
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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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-My king.
-My queen.
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-(ELENA CHUCKLES)
-Plus one.
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Yes, yes, hadn't forgotten
about you, Charles.
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What are you, actually?
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Uh, partner's partner.
So that's... "quartner"?
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Anyway, we're all people.
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Quite a lot of people,
aren't we,
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when you think about it.
I-- I just wonder if this
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whole situation could do
with some clarifying.
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Captain Ryan.
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Sorry to interrupt your ménage,
but I thought you should know
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Matt has been hurt
at Cuddle Club.
235
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How do you get hurt
236
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in a club exclusively devoted
to cuddling?
237
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You told people
to deal with him,
238
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so he got violently compressed.
239
00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,287
Well, just find the culprits
and have a word with them.
240
00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,914
Uh, no, that sounds
like code for violence too.
241
00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,708
All right, well, I better go
and... (INHALES)
242
00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,334
...pay Matt a special visit.
243
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,920
Hey, I've done it again.
I've got Mafia Tourette's.
244
00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,755
To be continued.
245
00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:55,094
Imagine if we got, like,
five million grams of lithium
246
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and we saved Earth.
247
00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:59,849
And they made us gods,
obviously.
248
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So that people would say,
"Judd help us all,"
249
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or, "For Judd's sake,
tidy up your room, Christopher.
250
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,316
I'm not gonna ask you again.
251
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,234
Daddy's gonna beat the Judd
out of you."
252
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,236
What are you doing down here,
Mr. Judd?
253
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,863
Oh, I um,
I forgot the password
254
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:14,947
for my panic room,
255
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,407
so I figured this might make
a good backup.
256
00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,743
Have you set a time
to speak to Lucas yet?
257
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:22,997
Hmm? Oh, yeah, 9:00 tonight.
And what if they built, like,
258
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,666
a fuck-off gold statue of me?
259
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,960
Yeah, that'd be cool.
So, nine o'clock tonight?
260
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,713
And I lived in the statue
261
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:34,675
and my bedroom was in the eye
of the gold statue.
262
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:38,220
Right, with a spiral staircase
going all the way up the spine.
263
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,181
Why are you
getting into this, Billie?
264
00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:42,016
So um, are you sure that Lucas
265
00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:44,101
is actually gonna negotiate
with you tonight?
266
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,394
JUDD: Oh, absolutely.
267
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,689
Great, because I was really
just wondering if I could sit in
268
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:52,526
-and I could learn from your...
-(PLAYS HARMONICA)
269
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,488
-...mastery.
-You can be my penumbra.
270
00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,365
'Cause that's
what penumbra means.
271
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I'd love that.
272
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,369
(EXHALES)
273
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,787
IRIS KIMURA:
Matt pushed your reputation
274
00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,622
face down in a cow pat
in Cuddle Club.
275
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,248
Oh, he was just
letting off steam.
276
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,666
Well, steam burns.
277
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,294
Steam is an enemy
to flesh and creases.
278
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,463
Do we have to have this on
everywhere?
279
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,632
It's like watching
your own colonoscopy.
280
00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:17,009
People are having cosplay
viewing parties.
281
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,637
(GASPS) Oh, you should host one.
You're already in the costume.
282
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,347
I'd rather host
my own immolation.
283
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,515
You'd look friendly.
284
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,059
Uncle Ryan Clark,
never mind the gulags.
285
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♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
PLAYING OVER TV) ♪
286
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,731
-Navigation is down.
-We may die out here.
287
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,859
That's fine. I never lived
before I met you.
288
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,528
Well, they can't write women.
289
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,863
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
290
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,448
I'm sorry, Captain Ryan.
291
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,992
We need you to be a hero
one more time.
292
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,994
That is some shaky dialogue.
293
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,330
Dialogue fell out
of the back of a dog.
294
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:47,623
Activate, goddammit!
295
00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:50,960
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
296
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,087
(SCOFFS)
Even her thumb is stupid.
297
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:56,048
Do you want me
to get rid of her?
298
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,341
'Cause I can do that,
apparently.
299
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,342
(PASSENGERS MURMURING)
300
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,177
Uh, it was a joke.
No, no, it was a joke.
301
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:01,846
PHILIP: Zara?
302
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,807
Zara, you here?
303
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:08,477
Zara? (SIGHS) What is she...?
304
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:12,356
-Oh, hi. Uh-huh.
-PHILIP: Oh. Hey.
305
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,233
Why have you called me here
after wrap?
306
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,860
Did you want to run lines, or...
307
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:17,653
Well, actually,
308
00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:19,196
I'd quite like to block
the spacewalk,
309
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,949
because it's a very technically
demanding scene for me.
310
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,993
Look, it's--
it's just another kiss,
311
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,953
-all right?
-It's not just a kiss.
312
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,455
Not with me.
313
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,040
-Oh, God, I completely forgot.
-Mm?
314
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,001
You're reenacting
your own sister's tragic death
315
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,294
-by airlock.
-Yeah.
316
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:36,505
Good for you. I mean, awful.
Also, absolute award bait.
317
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:40,176
Yeah. I was thinking
about making it quite moving.
318
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,344
Because in reality--
I mean, all she did really
319
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,929
was just step back like--
320
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,140
(SCREAMS) Fuck!
321
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,766
-(BODY THUDS)
-Oh, shit.
322
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,105
Zara? You okay?
323
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,482
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
324
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,776
Djopi Downer for you.
TV favorite Zara
325
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,988
is now too dead
to play her dead sister.
326
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:02,990
Let's all miss her.
327
00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:05,326
♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
328
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:06,785
I'M NOT SHOUTING:
It's Zara's universe,
329
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,538
and we're all just living in it.Except her.
330
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,248
VIOLENT HAT MAKER:
I named my dog Zara,
331
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,500
so now I have to kill it.
332
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,709
MOUSY TONGUE: I want her hair.
333
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,128
Now she's deadshe doesn't need it. LOL.
334
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,548
CARWONTSTART: I hope she prepaidfor her funeral. My mom didn't.
335
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,551
VAMPIREOMBUDSMAN: I once saw herin a restaurant eating a fish.
336
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:24,845
INCELBYDATE: Got no words.
337
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,389
Shouldn't have sentthis message.
338
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,017
COMMENTER 1: She's explainingscience to the angels now.
339
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,727
Oh, God. Can we kill that?
340
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,062
Sick of looking at it.
341
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,271
PASSENGER:
Turn it off, turn it off!
342
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,689
COMMENTER 2: She was killedby a fatal floor.
343
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,775
-♪ (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪
-Sweet relief. Am I right?
344
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,861
DEVON: Feel better, Matt.
345
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,280
Oh, no.
He's come to finish the job!
346
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:50,162
(MUFFLED) Oh, Matt,
I am beyond sorry.
347
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,415
Well, I'm not beyond sorry.
I'm still in sorry. But...
348
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,917
the far end of it, I'm--
349
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:59,171
-You ordered me squeezed.
-No, didn't. Wouldn't. Couldn't.
350
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,090
-Thank you.
-Yeah. Right.
351
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,092
-What?
-Look at me.
352
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,470
I'm a dissident.
Wounded in a-- a turf war.
353
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,223
A blood feud.
I'm like that haughty bitch
354
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,141
who tried to fuck up A.S. Byatt.
355
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,727
-You mean Margaret Drabble?
-You're a Drabbler?
356
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,938
-(CHUCKLES)
-You love Madge-Drabs?
357
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:20,484
Super fan. Dark Flood Rises...
it's one of my favorite books.
358
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,695
I lost my virginity
to the audiobook.
359
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:25,072
-I love knowing that.
-I can't believe that
360
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,949
all this time
we had this special bond
361
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,659
and we didn't even
know about it.
362
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,244
I mean, it's like
we're two princesses
363
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:33,080
and neither one of us can sleep
on a hard pea.
364
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,083
How much have they got you on?
365
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,461
Whoa, that is quite a lot. Yeah.
(INHALES)
366
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,547
Well, look, Matt, it's...
367
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:45,134
Why don't we just put
all this shitty hurt behind us?
368
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,427
I would like that, sister.
369
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,053
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
370
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,347
All right, mandatory smiles,
everyone. Smile right now.
371
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:53,350
-Smile. Hold these.
-RYAN: Matt,
372
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,102
handshake.
373
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,520
(CAMERA CLICKING)
374
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,480
I promise you,
no-- no electric shocks,
375
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,690
no neural toxins.
376
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,692
-(PASSENGERS CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY)
-(IRIS LAUGHS LOUDLY)
377
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,319
MATT: Well...
378
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,570
-(BOLT SLASHING)
-(GASPS)
379
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,904
(PASSENGERS GASP)
380
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,532
-MATT: Oh.
-RYAN: Oh.
381
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,994
-Ah... ah...
-Oh, motherfucker.
382
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,787
Somebody put these in water.
383
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,956
-They're plastic.
-MATT: (GROANS) Fuck.
384
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,626
-(GROANS)
-PASSENGER: It was Ryan!
385
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,045
No, no, no, that wasn't me.
That was-- that--
386
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,880
-♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-(GROANS)
387
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,298
The crossbow killer's
right there!
388
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,342
-(PASSENGERS SCREAM)
-SPIKE MARTIN:
That's not a killer.
389
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,593
Matt's not dead.
390
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:29,845
Somebody do something.
We should take him to a hosp--
391
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:30,971
Oh, no, no, we're already there.
392
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,681
SPIKE: It's a crossbow
on a spaceship.
393
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,809
It always happens.
Here, I-- I've got you.
394
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,394
-Spike, this hurts...
-Here we go...
395
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,188
...as much as
it looks like it hurts!
396
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,105
(PASSENGERS GASPING)
397
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,315
Oh, I remember,
you don't pull it.
398
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:42,691
You push it through
to the other side.
399
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,152
-Okay. (GROANS)
-SPIKE: It's gonna
sting a little.
400
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,362
(SCREAMS)
401
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,073
♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
402
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,949
RYAN: Thought you were in charge
of security.
403
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,869
How could you allow
a drive-by crossbowing?
404
00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:56,997
You said you wanted
to "organize something" for him.
405
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,916
Yes, organize a-- a gathering.
406
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:02,211
A celebration with a big
"sorry we crossed you" card.
407
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,505
Uh, not super urgent, but, um--
408
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,298
See, this is how it goes
with autocracies.
409
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,050
It starts out,
and it's all caviar
410
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,718
and wiping your ass
on a swan's neck,
411
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,221
and then pretty soon,
you're perforating dissidents.
412
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,722
-Yes, what is it?
-RAV: We're not gonna cancel
413
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,849
the TV Avenue 5 viewing party,
are we?
414
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,520
Uh... (EXHALES) No, I'll go
and I'll cheer the passengers up
415
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,397
with the lithium news,
and they can wash it down
416
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,190
with a complimentary glass
of eel juice.
417
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,234
Yes, it'll be fun. Lithi-fun.
418
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,904
Okay, well, uh,
you won't regret this.
419
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:32,408
You will. But it's done.
I've issued a ship-wide dictum.
420
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,952
No passengers to dress up
as you out of respect.
421
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,621
No! You see, Iris,
these are the actions
422
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,831
of a dictator.
423
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,582
People can come dressed as me
if they like.
424
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,085
I-- I want you to make
that very clear.
425
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,087
I might even go casual,
426
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,755
certainly make me
more approachable.
427
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,632
Although if anyone
approaches me, stop them.
428
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:49,842
♪ (MUSIC PINGS) ♪
429
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,802
IRIS: (OVER SPEAKERS)
If you want a good time tonight
430
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,679
at the fun viewing party,by all means,
431
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,139
dress as Commander Ryan.
432
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:58,434
That's all passengers
as Commander Ryan.
433
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,227
♪ (STATELY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
434
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:03,188
KAREN: Honey,
it's out of my control.
435
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,315
It's Captain's orders.
436
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:08,193
And God only knows
what you're capable of.
437
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,656
He. What-- (CLEARS THROAT)
What he's capable of.
438
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,578
(SIGHS) Is it hot in here?
I feel hot.
439
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:21,665
-I just don't feel comfortable.
-KAREN: Well, good. Use that.
440
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,959
It'll help you feel
more British.
441
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:27,129
You know? Just imagine
from the age of three
442
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,798
that you only saw your parents
at Christmas,
443
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,593
and that you have teeth
like Stonehenge.
444
00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,344
(IN COCKNEY ACCENT)
'Ello, darlin'!
445
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,054
Show us your Beefeater.
446
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,640
Oh, okay, no. Just, no.
447
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,894
If you can't talk British,
just stay silent.
448
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:45,022
Like the people they subjugated.
Let's just...
449
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,942
fix those epaulettes.
450
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,862
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
451
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:55,282
Can I apologize again
for both trying to pull out
452
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:58,076
and then push further back in
the crossbow bolt?
453
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,286
I was in over my head.
454
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,788
MADS:
Everyone's favorite target!
455
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,040
Bullseye dude! How do you feel?
456
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,042
MATT: Well,
they ran out of painkillers,
457
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,503
so I'm in horrendous pain.
458
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,297
Right, right. But remember,
pain is all...
459
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,008
Think beyond the pain.
People love you now.
460
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:15,177
Like, maybe that crossbow
was fired
461
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,180
by a kind of Nordic god
of public relations.
462
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,183
-What?
-It was me. I shot you.
463
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,102
You shot him,
you goddamn Euromaniac?
464
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,437
-What? To help him.
-SPIKE: Wha--
465
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,232
MADS: He's charismatic now.
He's got a big following.
466
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:31,485
-You shot me for the numbers?
-What's wrong with pamphlets?
467
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,321
Also, the Cuddle Club?
I gave the signal to initiate
468
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:35,489
the terminal cuddle.
469
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,658
Oh, you John Wilkes Booth
motherfucker.
470
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,034
People hated your guts
471
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:40,994
until I shot a crossbow
into them.
472
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,455
You should thank me.
You should kiss my asshole.
473
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,542
-I'm a genius, actually.
-You're crazy.
474
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,835
-(ZIPPER FASTENING)
-Oh!
475
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,002
MATT: Oh boy.
476
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,963
Oh. Uh, you know,
I can't take grapes in here,
477
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,130
but a crossbow is fine.
478
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:55,425
I may be crazy,
but you are a disappointment.
479
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,553
-First Judd, now you.
-(GRUNTS)
480
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,596
Everyone I follow becomes weak.
481
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,224
Listen, I was going
to shoot you again,
482
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:05,394
but I'm not going to.
You don't deserve my bolts.
483
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:06,728
Phony!
484
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,774
Okay.
485
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,527
Couple of red flags there,
behavior-wise.
486
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,989
-♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-WAITRESS: Here you go, sir.
487
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,950
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
488
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,578
PASSENGER 1:
He's here! Ryan's here!
489
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,748
ALL: Fly true,
Supreme Commander!
490
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,709
Oh, Christ.
491
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,044
It's a gangbang
of doppelgängers.
492
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,463
IRIS: No, look,
there's a TV Judd and Doug.
493
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,258
Uh, sorry, we didn't mean
to disrespect you, sir.
494
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,260
We liked you the first time
you were a Captain.
495
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,304
Yeah, that's why we voted
for you the second time.
496
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,264
Oh, no, no, you voted
for Nathan.
497
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,224
Uh, only in the ballot sense.
498
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,934
In-- in my heart,
I voted for you.
499
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,936
Also, in my heart,
I am dressed as you.
500
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,104
And I thought it was Halloween.
501
00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:50,814
I thought it was like
a Halloween situation,
502
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:54,234
so I came as Iris,
'cause she's a monster.
503
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,986
Please don't shoot me
like you did Matt.
504
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:59,740
I didn't shoot Matt.
No, I like Matt.
505
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,909
I don't like Matt.
I respect--
506
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,370
Well, I wouldn't hurt him.
I would not hurt Matt.
507
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,623
No, he got someone else
to do it for him.
508
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,042
-(PASSENGERS GASP)
-RYAN: No, I did not!
509
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,668
Look, I'm not gonna
murder anyone.
510
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,921
I couldn't give two shits
for murder.
511
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,172
-(PASSENGERS GASPING)
-He doesn't care
512
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,715
that someone tried
to murder Matt.
513
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:17,925
LUCY: And Zara!
514
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,593
PASSENGER 2:
Watch your backs, heathens.
515
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,094
Crucifix coming through.
516
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,181
Oh, Christ.
517
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:27,935
-Actually, literally.
-I am Ryan, King of the Eels.
518
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,771
Forgive me for I know not
what the fuck I do.
519
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,898
MADS: Oh, hello. I'm Matt
520
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,442
and I'd rather be in pain
than in power.
521
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:39,112
Look, everyone,
can we just smile and laugh?
522
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,238
This is a party.
523
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,950
We're gonna have fun,
even if it kills us.
524
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,618
(PASSENGERS MUTTERING)
525
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,954
-PASSENGER 3: We're having fun!
-PASSENGER 4: This is
so much fun.
526
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,622
Can't believe
everyone's scared of me.
527
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,666
Congratulations.
Feels good, right?
528
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,669
Did Judd pay you to do this?
529
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,129
No, I thought I'd wear an outfit
that you'd like to get me out of
530
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,130
as quickly as possible.
531
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,675
-Ugh.
-And I have no imagination,
532
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,094
so I copied her.
Don't shoot me.
533
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,680
(CHUCKLES) Ryan. Ryan.
534
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,640
(WHISPERING)
Thank you, Captain Buzzkill.
535
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:09,059
I'm portraying Ryan
in his truest form.
536
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:10,435
Carrying all of our sins
537
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,770
while dressed
like a weekend gigolo.
538
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:13,981
Well, like the Bible,
you're upsetting
a lot of people,
539
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,233
so just dial it down tonally.
540
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:19,695
Something about that uniform
turns him into a big cat.
541
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,321
-IRIS: I don't see it.
-KAREN: Really?
542
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,907
I mean, look at those cuffs. Mm.
543
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,954
Wow, a little more of this uh,
lady gravy,
544
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:31,665
and we might just break
our eight-year drought.
545
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,837
I want to show her
I don't need her.
546
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,756
You know,
I can be Judd and Iris.
547
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,092
Yeah. I spent ages
on my Sarah costume
548
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,260
and then she died,
549
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,178
and so I don't know
if it's touching or offensive.
550
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,805
No, corpseplay is hot.
551
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,348
And it's better
than staying dressed
552
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,684
as a lonely mechanic, right?
553
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:53,061
Okay, observe the master.
554
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,522
NARRATOR:
Previously on Avenue 5...
555
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,733
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
556
00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,360
No, this can't be right.
557
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,030
When I drink, the demons
don't sound quite so loud.
558
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:05,198
-(SOBBING) I'm sorry.
-Yeah.
559
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,575
Well, sorry just won't cut it!
560
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,952
Whatever God you believe in,
you better hope
561
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,288
-they're in a good mood.
-(ENGINE FIRES)
562
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,457
SPIKE: Billie,
I found another dot.
563
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:14,916
-(PANTING)
-What?
564
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,835
A big missile
heading right for us.
565
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,587
I tho-- I thought
it was a floater.
566
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:19,963
-It's not a floater.
-What?
567
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,840
Nice. These motherfuckers.
568
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,592
It's like a game of poker
with these guys.
569
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,094
-What the fuck?
-JUDD: All right.
570
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,055
-Lucas, my man.
-BILLIE: Wait!
571
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:31,475
Little birdie tells me
you launched a missile at us.
572
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:32,934
Yeah,
it's a big fuck off missile
573
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,811
that's traveling at
600 miles per hour.
574
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,354
Watch this. Well,
575
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,482
you may want to turn
that bad boy around,
576
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,609
here's the moment,
because we just found
577
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,778
an asteroid
full of a juicy little element
578
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:44,404
we like to call lithium.
579
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,947
LUCAS SATO: Horseshit.Where is it?
580
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,200
Here comes the clincher.
How 'bout I tell you
581
00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:50,744
after you turn
that missile around, Lucas?
582
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:53,246
Well, I can't.
There's just no override.
583
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,373
Yeah, I mean, we would have
installed a device,
584
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,334
but uh, we're out of lithium.
585
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,920
And now we go along
with the ruse.
586
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:01,505
(CHUCKLES) Oh, sure.
587
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:04,299
So the missile
"can't be stopped,"
588
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:05,926
and we're "all gonna die."
589
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,844
Yeah. Without the stupid--
590
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,513
Were you making
air quotation marks?
591
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,515
-Sounded like you were.
-Really?
592
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,682
LUCAS: Yeah.
593
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:16,103
Maybe don't--
don't watch this part.
594
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:19,940
Hey, Lucas, uh, is this for--
595
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,608
Are you being
for real right now?
596
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:24,402
Yeah. Yeah, the missile
is uh, it's unstoppable,
597
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,488
and it will detonate on impact
598
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:29,783
and annihilate every singlemolecule of the ship.
599
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,118
-(SIGHS)
-Oh.
600
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,744
So, how about
you just give me the location
601
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,621
-of the asteroid?
-How about this?
602
00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:37,415
I hope that that asteroid
smashes into the planet
603
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,251
and annihilates
every single life form
604
00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:40,836
except for you,and then you live
605
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:43,547
an additional 50 years
and die of an asshole infection!
606
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,590
-No, no, no. (LAUGHS)
-That's what I hope!
607
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,510
Lucas, Lucas, why don't we just
pretend he doesn't exist.
608
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,637
One of my
favorite hobbies, actually.
609
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,055
Um, what are the coordinates
610
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,641
of this miss--
What the fuck did you just do?
611
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:56,852
♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING OVER TV) ♪
612
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,437
TV RYAN: I hadthe nightmare again, Mr. Judd.
613
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,982
-Same one as always.
-KAREN: Ryan...
614
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,609
want to make a break for it?
615
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:07,279
TV RYAN: I was being murderedin space.
616
00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:10,740
My room, now.
Frank won't be back for hours.
617
00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,117
Only this time,
618
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:14,161
it wasn't a nightmare.
619
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,622
It was a dream.
620
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,792
I want you to lock the door
and swear at me in British.
621
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,253
Swear at me
like I owe you money.
622
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:31,595
-(ALARM BLARING)
-Anomaly detected, Captain.
623
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:34,264
-♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-The light. It's getting bigger.
624
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:36,766
-(BREATHES HEAVILY)
-Captain, we have incoming.
625
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:39,227
-What kind of incoming?
-Captain, it's a missile.
626
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,687
I love y--
627
00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:43,690
(EXPLOSION BOOMS)
628
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:45,192
(ALL GASP)
629
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,359
PASSENGER 5:
What is this madness?
630
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:49,863
-(CONFUSED MUTTERING)
-PASSENGER 6: Oh, no!
631
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:50,947
What?
632
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:53,408
What just happened?
633
00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:56,453
I believe the old industry term
is a "reverse Soprano."
634
00:24:56,536 --> 00:25:00,373
-They're all definitely dead.
-Wow. Well, that's a wrap.
635
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:03,376
Any chance this is, you know,
just a dream sequence?
636
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,170
NARRATOR:
Dedicated to those who died
637
00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:06,254
on the real Avenue 5
638
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,839
in the tragicterrorist missile strike.
639
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,759
-(PASSENGERS GASP)
-IRIS: Guess I don't have
final cut after all.
640
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:12,552
(PASSENGERS MUTTERING)
641
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,096
Oh, my God. We're all dead!
642
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,724
All right, everybody, calm down,
calm down.
643
00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:21,394
There is no missile.
This-- this is TV writers
644
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:22,771
desperate to get an award.
645
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:26,274
Okay, there is, in fact,
a real missile. (PANTS)
646
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,235
-And that's code for--
-BILLIE: No, no, no code.
647
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:30,528
That is some kind of cover up
for the fact
648
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:34,032
that there is a real missile
coming for this real ship.
649
00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:36,701
Yeah, mm-hmm.
650
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,412
-Fuck. I gotta go.
-MADS: Goodbye, Fake Jesus.
651
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,914
Don't come back in three days.
652
00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:44,292
No. No, guys.
Those are just visual effects.
653
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,127
I know that
because I work in VFX.
654
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:49,923
Um, I may have fucked the pooch.
655
00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:52,259
So, I just want to say
I'm sorry.
656
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,885
Tomorrow will be better.
657
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,888
Although it does include
a missile.
658
00:25:56,972 --> 00:26:01,309
No. No, no, no. Before we die,
I got one thing to tell you.
659
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,145
I've been fake respecting you.
There are dead eel skins
660
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,314
at the bottom of that tank
that I have more respect for
661
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:10,235
than you, you narcissistic
little bulb of nothing.
662
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:12,862
She was great
in the negotiations, by the way.
663
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,030
-Really led it.
-I--
664
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,533
What's the plan?
665
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:20,120
The plan is we have
to control the panic.
666
00:26:20,203 --> 00:26:22,580
Iris, in spite of
what I said to you,
667
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,833
I assume
there is a secret police force.
668
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,002
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
669
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,837
Round up the usual panickers.
670
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,298
Operation Harvest is go.
671
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,844
(PASSENGERS CLAMORING)
672
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,471
And don't shoot anybody
with a crossbow.
673
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:39,723
Unless...
674
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,225
No, do what you must.
675
00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:44,519
Come on! Go!
676
00:26:44,602 --> 00:26:46,354
(PASSENGERS CLAMOR)
677
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,732
-PASSENGER 7:
I haven't done anything wrong!
-(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
678
00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:55,739
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
679
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,206
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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