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Okay, back
to the middle school,
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then the elementary school,
and then the high school.
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Okay.
Boy, we have a lot of kids.
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We got this.
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- Hey, Mom--
- Oh.
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What's for dinner?
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Yeah, what's the dealio
with the mealio?
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Oh, sorry, guys.
It's fend for yourself night.
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[upbeat music]
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[all yelling]
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♪ ♪
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Another fend for yourself
night, Mother?
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I don't mean to be persnickety,
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but you and Dad are really
dropping the ball lately.
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I'm sorry if we've been
extra flustered,
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but tonight is
parent-teacher conferences.
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[dramatic music]
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You wouldn't think
my sisters and I
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would be so excited about
parent-teacher conferences,
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but every year, Dad promises
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that if more than half of us
get a positive review,
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he'll treat us
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to the biggest dessert
in Royal Woods:
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Auntie Pam's Banana Split
in a Canoe.
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Are all dinners going to be
this disorganized?
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If so, I may sign up
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for a meal service
at Sunset Canyon.
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Well, we've got nine kids
at three different schools,
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so, all things considered,
I think your dad and I
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have things very under control.
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Lynn, let's go!
We're late!
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Who's ready for a wedding?
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It's parent-teacher
conferences.
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That's tonight?
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- Yes.
- Oh.
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Well, I hope they don't beat
us up too much this year.
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Although this could be the year
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the Loud family finally turns
things around.
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I'm gonna go put on
my lucky corduroys.
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No, no, there's no time
for that.
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Is this fragile?
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No.
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Oh!
- Let's go.
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Okay.
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[doorbell rings]
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Let's do this.
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Since Clyde is
an honorary member
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of the Loud family,
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he's therefore eligible
to partake
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in spoils of our victory.
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[awed music]
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Clyde has agreed
to track the conference results
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as they unfold.
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[all exclaim]
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Tonight,
the parent-teacher tracker 3800
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is gonna provide
up-to-the-minute projections
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for this contest.
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We've got microphones
under the desks,
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cameras in the smartboards
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to provide
real-time information.
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What's at stake?
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Auntie Pam's Banana Split
in a Canoe.
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Oh, my God,
that is my favorite.
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How do we get there?
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The Louds will need
more good reviews
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than bad ones
from the teachers.
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With nine reviews total,
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the magic number
is five good ones.
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We're gonna do it this year.
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Three schools,
eight teachers,
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51 scoops of ice cream
on the line,
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51 scoops?
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It's gonna be a close night.
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This is gonna be
a piece of cake,
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or, should I say,
a canoe full of ice cream.
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♪ ♪
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Ooh.
Okay, let's do this.
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What time does
the first conference start?
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- 4:00.
- And who's the first kid?
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Uh, Lucy.
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[cheers and applause]
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Lucy's got her quirks,
but those quirks
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are mostly contained
to the home.
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Our projections
have her leaning good.
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Lucy is very well behaved
in class.
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Hot start.
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Reads well
above her grade level.
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Oh, yeah!
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This semester, we did
our unit on poetry.
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All of the kids recited
a poem of their choice
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Your sweet Lucy recited
a beautiful piece...
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both: Aw.
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That turned out to be
an incantation...
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both: Oh.
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That summoned
the nether beast.
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both: Oh.
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[speaking eldritch language]
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[wind howling]
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[monstrous growling]
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So, does she get
a positive review?
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[monstrous growling]
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[speaking eldritch language]
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All good from me.
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[bell dings]
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both: Great.
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Don't look back.
Don't look back.
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Good start
for the Loud family.
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Lucy has gone good.
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[all cheer]
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So we're gonna take one scoop
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and move it over
to the victory canoe.
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Next up...
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Oh!
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Uh, Leni.
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Leni started out strong
in the early years
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but has really struggled
since grades changed
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from smiley faces
to letters.
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I think she has a chance.
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- She's so nice and sweet.
- Everyone loves Leni.
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She sounds amazing.
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She's not
the most academic person,
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but she has been working
really hard lately.
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Hi!
We're Leni's parents.
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[buzzer sounds]
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Thank you for your time.
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Leni slides
into the negative column.
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This is ridiculous.
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The refs just hate the Louds.
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You mean the teachers?
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They're all in it together.
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So instead of a scoop,
we're getting a splat.
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Yes, I'd like to preorder
the Banana Split in a Canoe
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with extra whipped cream.
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What's that?
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However much
makes you throw up.
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Uh, call you back, Marsha.
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You're pretty cocky for a guy
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who still hasn't turned in
their midterm essay
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to Mr. Bolhofner.
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Clyde, here's
the dirty little secret.
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It doesn't matter how I do.
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This is the first year
that Lisa gets a conference.
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She's gonna be the star
of first grade.
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Are you sure?
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She's got a 300 IQ,
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and she puts her toys away.
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Trust me, with Lisa in the mix,
we can't lose.
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[slurps pointedly]
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Wow, Leni's teacher
did not mince words.
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He just went "phbbt."
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Well, on the bright side,
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bought us 13 extra minutes.
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Ooh.
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[gasps]
Lynn! wake up!
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Oh! Oh!
The wedding!
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No, we're late
for our next conference.
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Oh, oh, yeah.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Oh.
- [grunts]
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Okay, who's next?
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Uh, Lisa.
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Ah, let's do it.
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So sorry we're late.
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- Tell us about Luan.
- Luna.
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Lisa.
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both: Lisa.
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Lisa's extremely gifted academically.
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Unfortunately, in first grade,
we focus much more
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on social skills
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and playing well with others
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You call that a block tower?
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It's not even
structurally sound.
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What if there's an earthquake?
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Youth is no excuse
for ignorance, Ethan.
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I'm sorry
to have to do this, but...
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[buzzer sounds]
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Wow, this one
is definitely a shocker.
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Lisa Loud has gone bad.
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all: What?
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How does that even make
any sense?
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Ethan.
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I'd like to order marshmallows
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brownie bites,
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and in terms of sprinkles,
what is the limit?
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[dramatic chords]
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No!
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No!
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Clyde, we're doomed!
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If I can't count on Lisa,
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then I definitely can't count
on the rest of my sisters.
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Now I need a good review.
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Maybe they'll surprise you.
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[all squabbling]
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That's gonna leave a mark.
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Okay, you definitely need
a good review.
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Oh, but how am I gonna
convince Mr. Bolhofner
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that I'm a better student
than I actually am?
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You could start by turning in
your midterm essay.
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I could start by writing
my midterm essay.
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You haven't started?
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No, Clyde,
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we haven't started.
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[determined music]
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♪ ♪
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Really?
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♪ ♪
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Lynn's classroom is this way.
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No, no, no, no.
It's that way.
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I think I know
my way around.
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I love you.
- I know.
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♪ ♪
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Next up, Lynn Loud.
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[all cheer]
- Yeah!
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Go Lynn! Go Lynn!
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Whoo-hoo! Go Lynn!
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Ow! My hammy!
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My hammy.
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Rookie mistake.
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I stretch before
all my comedy shows.
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I once pulled my neck muscle
doing a double take.
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I gave it the old...
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[neck pops]
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[winces]
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I'm fine.
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Lynn is one
of the best athletes
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our school has ever seen.
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[laughs] That's wonderful.
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We know. [laughs]
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However...
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sometimes
her competitive nature
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bleeds into the classroom.
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Who would like
to erase the board
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for a little extra credit?
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Agh!
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This is my house, Natalie.
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That's probably not good.
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Actually, Natalie is...
a lot,
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so it was nice to have her
out of class
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for a couple of weeks.
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[bell dings]
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Uh, we hope Natalie's okay.
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- So sad.
- Yeah.
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Lynn is gone good!
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[all cheer]
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Lynn Loud can play
through the pain!
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- Whoo!
- Go Lynn.
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Good job.
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Mr. Bolhofner?
Don't speak.
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Just listen.
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I know my essay
was due yesterday,
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but I just wanted to be
really proud of it,
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and rest assured,
I wrote it by myself.
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[growls]
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[speaking eldritch language]
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- Can I--
- [growls]
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With the Louds
back to even,
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we're now moving on
to Luan.
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[all cheer]
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You got it!
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Where'd you get that thing?
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Every comedian has
one of these in their prop box.
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They're funny.
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Not to me.
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Orthopedic accessories,
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especially those covering
the first seven vertebrae,
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are empirically humorous.
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What?
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00:10:52,344 --> 00:10:54,413
Comedy isn't completely lost
on me.
270
00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:58,448
[upbeat music]
271
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:03,068
I'm so proud
you didn't hit any trash cans.
272
00:11:03,068 --> 00:11:04,862
Small victories.
273
00:11:04,862 --> 00:11:06,551
Oh!
274
00:11:06,551 --> 00:11:08,103
Oh.
275
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:10,896
I'm good.
276
00:11:10,896 --> 00:11:13,310
[upbeat music]
277
00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:15,758
Luan does have
a penchant for pranks.
278
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,275
[upbeat swing music]
279
00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:20,896
Fair warning: this gag
may cause excessive laughter.
280
00:11:20,896 --> 00:11:24,793
♪ ♪
281
00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:27,862
And this one
was a doozy.
282
00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:29,344
Ooh.
283
00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:32,896
♪ ♪
284
00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:35,586
[whoopee cushion blares]
- [screams]
285
00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:38,931
[groans]
286
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,620
So you thought it was...
287
00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:44,310
Funny?
288
00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:45,724
No!
289
00:11:45,724 --> 00:11:48,034
I didn't!
290
00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:52,896
But because of Luan's
constant pranks,
291
00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:55,931
I have decided
to retire from teaching.
292
00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:59,172
She helped push me that way,
293
00:11:59,172 --> 00:12:02,689
and for that,
I have to thank her.
294
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:05,482
[bell dings]
295
00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:06,827
- Yes!
- Yes!
296
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,689
Folks, we have Luan
going good.
297
00:12:08,689 --> 00:12:10,931
[cheers and applause]
298
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:14,689
♪ ♪
299
00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:17,689
[dramatic music]
300
00:12:17,689 --> 00:12:19,344
♪ ♪
301
00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:21,379
No students
permitted tonight.
302
00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:22,482
I know.
303
00:12:22,482 --> 00:12:24,448
I was going to hand in
my paper,
304
00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:26,827
but there was this nether beast
in the bathroom,
305
00:12:26,827 --> 00:12:28,551
and he stole it from me.
306
00:12:28,551 --> 00:12:30,827
Come on, Loud.
I was born at night,
307
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,206
not last night.
308
00:12:32,206 --> 00:12:33,965
I've heard that excuse
a million times.
309
00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:36,068
I swear I wrote my paper.
310
00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,172
Just let me go home
and get another copy.
311
00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:40,793
Will you please let me do that?
312
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:43,344
Hmm.
313
00:12:43,344 --> 00:12:44,965
Next up,
314
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:47,551
Lola and Lana.
315
00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:50,137
Lana and Lola are
absolute joys to be around.
316
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,724
Any little problem they have,
they solve it.
317
00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:54,413
I'm sorry to say
318
00:12:54,413 --> 00:12:57,965
the class's pet iguana
has died of natural causes.
319
00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:00,000
Let's double-L this thing.
320
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,620
[dramatic music]
321
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:06,034
There's nothing natural
about this death.
322
00:13:06,034 --> 00:13:08,034
So how'd she die?
323
00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:11,724
I... guana know.
324
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:18,482
♪ ♪
325
00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:23,137
Looks like somebody
swallowed the evidence.
326
00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:25,586
Didn't Kevin have a paddle
with a ball on it?
327
00:13:28,034 --> 00:13:30,275
I was nowhere near
that iguana tank.
328
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,482
Got somebody
to back up that story?
329
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:35,344
I did it.
330
00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,724
So they solved the mystery!
331
00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:39,551
Yes, but sadly,
332
00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:41,793
there's still one mystery
they have yet to solve.
333
00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:42,896
Oh, really?
What's that?
334
00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:44,896
Grammar, spelling, and math.
335
00:13:44,896 --> 00:13:46,172
[buzzer sounds]
336
00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:47,689
Folks, this is two scoops
of bad news
337
00:13:47,689 --> 00:13:49,655
with a drizzle of disaster.
338
00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:52,172
We can still do this.
We got Luna.
339
00:13:52,172 --> 00:13:54,103
I hate to be
a negative Nellie,
340
00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:55,896
but how many rock stars
do you know
341
00:13:55,896 --> 00:13:57,310
who did well in school?
342
00:13:57,310 --> 00:13:59,896
None of the cool ones,
that's for sure.
343
00:13:59,896 --> 00:14:01,620
Wait a minute.
344
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:04,172
I'm receiving word
that Luna Loud has gone good,
345
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:05,586
which makes it four to four.
346
00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:09,137
[all cheer]
347
00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:11,413
Mr. Bolhofner says
there's nothing I can do.
348
00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:13,586
I'm gonna get a zero
on my essay.
349
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,000
Which means this race
will all come down to...
350
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,172
Lincoln Loud.
351
00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:19,896
[dramatic chords]
352
00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:23,379
No!
353
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:27,655
I can't believe
it's all down to me.
354
00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:28,965
We're doomed.
355
00:14:28,965 --> 00:14:30,517
I didn't turn in my essay,
356
00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:31,758
and Mr. Bolhofner
357
00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:33,068
wasn't my biggest fan
to start with.
358
00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:34,275
Well, we didn't think
Luna was gonna get
359
00:14:34,275 --> 00:14:35,862
a thumbs-up,
but she surprised us.
360
00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:37,551
Luna, how'd you do it?
361
00:14:37,551 --> 00:14:39,068
Oh, I just got
Miss Hamilton
362
00:14:39,068 --> 00:14:40,275
two Mick Swagger tickets.
363
00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:44,344
♪ Transformation ♪
364
00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:47,862
♪ The scene is set
on the rock and roll nation ♪
365
00:14:47,862 --> 00:14:49,241
That's it!
366
00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:51,137
I need to get Mr. Bolhofner
a gift.
367
00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:52,620
I got it!
368
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:55,241
He'll love this!
369
00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:56,758
This roll of paper towels.
370
00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:00,068
How about
this wrapped present?
371
00:15:00,068 --> 00:15:01,655
That's perfect!
372
00:15:01,655 --> 00:15:03,344
You just have to get
to Mr. Bolhofner
373
00:15:03,344 --> 00:15:04,517
before Mom and Dad do.
374
00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:05,689
How much time
does that give me?
375
00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:07,724
Approximately
seven minutes.
376
00:15:07,724 --> 00:15:09,620
Lisa...
377
00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:11,068
I've got a plan.
378
00:15:11,068 --> 00:15:14,758
[frantic music]
379
00:15:14,758 --> 00:15:16,344
All right.
380
00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:18,689
Last one: Lincoln.
381
00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:21,068
We've got seven minutes
to get there.
382
00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,793
I'll get us there in eight.
383
00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:26,551
♪ ♪
384
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,793
These are rocket-powered
training wheels.
385
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,448
If I hit this turbo boost,
386
00:15:30,448 --> 00:15:32,103
you'll be there
in under a minute...
387
00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:34,275
or possibly yesterday at 4:00.
388
00:15:34,275 --> 00:15:36,413
Thanks, Lisa.
389
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,724
Bring us home
that banana split.
390
00:15:38,724 --> 00:15:41,344
[resolute music]
391
00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:43,103
[engine spluttering]
392
00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:45,103
I hope you don't mind
eating some bugs!
393
00:15:46,344 --> 00:15:48,068
[tires squealing]
394
00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:52,034
[upbeat music]
395
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,000
[screaming]
396
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:58,000
♪ ♪
397
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,896
Last stop: high school.
398
00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:02,034
No, you were supposed
to go to the middle school.
399
00:16:02,034 --> 00:16:03,586
Lincoln's in ninth grade.
400
00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:04,793
He's in sixth.
401
00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:06,689
Well, you had the chart
upside down.
402
00:16:06,689 --> 00:16:12,000
♪ ♪
403
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,000
[screaming]
404
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:22,172
♪ ♪
405
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:33,620
Let me guess.
406
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:36,586
The nether beast
regurgitated your essay.
407
00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:38,551
Actually, Mr. Bolhofner,
408
00:16:38,551 --> 00:16:41,413
I came here because I know
what you do isn't easy,
409
00:16:41,413 --> 00:16:43,310
so I brought you this present.
410
00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:47,034
"Congratulations
on your wedding."
411
00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:48,241
Ha!
412
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,137
I've been divorced
for ten years.
413
00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:52,793
Better late than never?
414
00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:55,275
Listen, Loud,
415
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,137
you're always looking
to take the easy way out
416
00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:58,379
instead of doing the work.
417
00:16:58,379 --> 00:17:00,896
And like your paper,
which is late,
418
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:02,482
so are your parents.
419
00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:04,448
I'm not surprised.
420
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:07,448
[downbeat music]
421
00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:09,862
♪ ♪
422
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,413
[frantic music]
423
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,586
I hate to throw my parents
under the bus,
424
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:21,689
but we're talking about a canoe
full of ice cream.
425
00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:22,931
Come on.
426
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,758
I'm not surprised
my parents are late either.
427
00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:30,482
I wouldn't be surprised
if they didn't show up at all.
428
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,034
I don't even think they know
what grade I'm in.
429
00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:34,241
The truth is,
430
00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:35,517
a big part of the reason
431
00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:36,896
I didn't turn my essay in
on time
432
00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:39,655
was because my parents
are so... scattered.
433
00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:42,586
Is this 7B?
Is this 7B?
434
00:17:42,586 --> 00:17:44,931
Why does this school
have so many classrooms?
435
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,344
It's not
that they don't mean well,
436
00:17:46,344 --> 00:17:48,137
but they had 11 kids.
437
00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:51,034
11? Good gravy.
438
00:17:51,034 --> 00:17:52,896
They never have time
to help us with our homework
439
00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:54,896
or even basic hygiene.
440
00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:56,862
It's been so long
since my mom has done laundry
441
00:17:56,862 --> 00:17:59,689
that my dad is actually wearing
a tuxedo tonight.
442
00:17:59,689 --> 00:18:00,862
Mm.
443
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,172
You paint a grim picture
there, Loud.
444
00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:04,689
I'm sorry about my paper.
445
00:18:04,689 --> 00:18:06,931
I'll try and do better on it
in the future.
446
00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:09,931
I'd work on it right now,
but I have to go home
447
00:18:09,931 --> 00:18:12,137
and make sure the rest
of my sisters get fed.
448
00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:14,379
It's fend for yourself night.
449
00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:17,275
Well, you know
what they say, Loud.
450
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:19,000
[warm music]
451
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,689
What doesn't kill you...
452
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,689
Trust me, it's down here!
453
00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:25,482
You said that three times.
454
00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:30,689
[high-pitched]
Oh, hey, Mr. Bolhofner.
455
00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:31,862
I don't know
if I could take
456
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:34,103
any more of your sad story, Loud.
457
00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:37,034
- Sorry we're late.
- We went to the wrong school.
458
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:38,896
My husband thought Lincoln
was in ninth grade.
459
00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:40,344
- [laughs nervously]
- Poor kid.
460
00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:41,793
And we also want to make
a blanket apology
461
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,551
for any school trash cans
that may have been damaged.
462
00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:45,275
Definitely damaged.
463
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:46,931
Enough of the chit-chat.
464
00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:48,862
This is my last conference
of the night,
465
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,586
and I got a date
with a squirrel sausage
466
00:18:50,586 --> 00:18:52,965
that's been marinating
since Monday.
467
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,689
So let's cut to it.
468
00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:57,241
I've looked
over Lincoln's file,
469
00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:58,620
and I have decided...
470
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:01,862
[suspenseful music]
471
00:19:01,862 --> 00:19:05,551
♪ ♪
472
00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:07,034
The kid gets a thumbs-up.
473
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:09,758
[bell dings]
474
00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:12,413
[all cheer]
475
00:19:12,413 --> 00:19:15,206
But make no mistake.
476
00:19:15,206 --> 00:19:16,758
Lincoln's not up to snuff,
477
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:19,896
and it's safe to say
the blame falls on you two.
478
00:19:19,896 --> 00:19:23,344
You look ridiculous,
and you're late.
479
00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:24,965
Pretty pathetic.
480
00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:26,931
[sighs]
481
00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:29,620
You know what?
You're right.
482
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:31,862
We're terrible parents.
483
00:19:31,862 --> 00:19:35,206
We're disorganized.
We're perpetually exhausted.
484
00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:38,068
Truth is, we had
way too many kids.
485
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:40,068
But we wouldn't give
any of them back.
486
00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:41,137
Even if the state asked.
487
00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:42,275
Which they haven't.
488
00:19:42,275 --> 00:19:43,965
Yet.
489
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,896
[sighs] We won't take up
any more of your time,
490
00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:46,931
Mr. Bolhofner.
491
00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:48,758
We'll head home and...
492
00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:51,000
try to right all the wrongs
we've made as parents.
493
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,655
So many wrongs.
494
00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:55,586
Sounds like a plan.
495
00:19:56,482 --> 00:19:58,103
Wait.
496
00:19:58,103 --> 00:19:59,517
I don't deserve that thumbs-up.
497
00:19:59,517 --> 00:20:01,344
- Lincoln?
- What are you doing here?
498
00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:02,482
I wasn't gonna get
a good review
499
00:20:02,482 --> 00:20:03,448
from Mr. Bolhofner,
500
00:20:03,448 --> 00:20:04,965
and that meant
501
00:20:04,965 --> 00:20:07,034
we weren't gonna get
the ice cream.
502
00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:11,000
So I lied to him and said
you guys weren't good parents.
503
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,586
But the truth is,
504
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,482
you're the best parents
in the whole world.
505
00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:17,689
Sure, they're overwhelmed,
506
00:20:17,689 --> 00:20:20,689
but they're overwhelmed
because they had 11 kids.
507
00:20:20,689 --> 00:20:22,586
And the reason they had 11 kids
508
00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:24,655
is because they love kids.
509
00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:27,413
And we're not all
perfect students,
510
00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:29,172
but we're all unique
in our own way
511
00:20:29,172 --> 00:20:30,724
and we love each other.
512
00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:34,172
It's all thanks to these
beautiful, frazzled,
513
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,931
disorganized, amazing parents.
514
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,344
So if you're gonna blame
anyone for tonight,
515
00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:40,931
blame me.
516
00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:42,965
I should've worked harder
on your class.
517
00:20:45,758 --> 00:20:48,206
In all my years
of teaching,
518
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,931
that was
the most heartfelt speech
519
00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:52,000
I've ever heard.
520
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,344
And I agree.
521
00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:56,448
You should've worked harder.
522
00:20:56,448 --> 00:20:57,862
[buzzer sounds]
523
00:21:01,206 --> 00:21:03,241
The truth is, in life,
524
00:21:03,241 --> 00:21:05,172
nothing is given to you.
525
00:21:05,172 --> 00:21:07,137
The only way to get anywhere
is with hard work,
526
00:21:07,137 --> 00:21:09,137
and as parents,
it's important for us
527
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:11,448
to be tough but fair.
528
00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:13,137
And when we look
at you kids,
529
00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:14,448
we can see that each of you
530
00:21:14,448 --> 00:21:16,206
is passionate
in your own way:
531
00:21:16,206 --> 00:21:18,379
Luna with music,
Luan with comedy,
532
00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:20,379
Lisa with science,
Leni with fashion,
533
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,310
Lana with tools--
- Dad.
534
00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:23,586
We know what we're good at.
535
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,827
Okay.
The point is,
536
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,172
we don't care what
the Royal Woods school system
537
00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:30,482
says.
538
00:21:30,482 --> 00:21:32,758
You guys are tops
in our book.
539
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,103
And I...
540
00:21:35,103 --> 00:21:39,103
am the greatest dad
who ever lived!
541
00:21:39,103 --> 00:21:41,206
[bicycle horn toots]
542
00:21:41,206 --> 00:21:44,275
[sunny music]
543
00:21:44,275 --> 00:21:46,517
- [yelps excitedly]
- [laughs]
544
00:21:46,517 --> 00:21:48,758
Here we go.
There you go, you animals.
545
00:21:48,758 --> 00:21:50,344
There you go.
All right, one at a time.
546
00:21:50,344 --> 00:21:51,724
One at a time.
547
00:21:51,724 --> 00:21:53,275
There you go.
There you go.
548
00:21:53,275 --> 00:21:56,137
There you go. [laughs]
549
00:21:56,137 --> 00:21:57,310
You're the GOAT, Dad.
550
00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:58,827
Aw.
551
00:21:58,827 --> 00:22:00,448
Greatest dad
who ever lived?
552
00:22:00,448 --> 00:22:01,620
- Too much?
- Mm.
553
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:02,620
- Eh?
- Nah.
554
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:04,068
Let's eat.
555
00:22:04,068 --> 00:22:09,172
♪ ♪
556
00:22:09,222 --> 00:22:13,772
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