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never Kool Aid ♪
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♪ Sippin' on D'Usse, psych ♪
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♪ Came a long way from G'burg ♪
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♪ Puttin' in work like Ferg ♪
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♪ New York, to L.A.,
Hawaii and Japan ♪
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♪ I'm the man, least
I'm feelin' like I am ♪
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♪ Got the whole wide world
in the palm of my hand ♪
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♪ But don't give
a, I'm Sam I am ♪
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♪ What that even mean, I don't
know what you talkin' 'bout ♪
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♪ Why nowadays everybody
got a palm out ♪
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♪ PLP, yeah that be me, and
that be what I rhyme 'bout ♪
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♪ I have arrived, all you
rappers are in timeout ♪
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♪ RattPack, where you at ♪
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♪ Everywhere worldwide ♪
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♪ I know you been waitin'
for this world to collide ♪
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♪ B-O-double B-Y
H-A-L-L and Folarin ♪
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♪ 'Bout to take it back
like Doc and Marty ♪
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♪ Inside the DeLorean ♪
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♪ I am no historian, but here
to make my predecessors proud ♪
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♪ All you, not allowed ♪
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♪ I put it on everything,
I really want a cop out ♪
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♪ But I did good
for a drop out ♪
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♪ Hop out the coupe,
chicken heads go crazy ♪
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♪ Gotta sound swag when
the flow get lazy ♪
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♪ What up, what good, where
you at, what you been on ♪
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♪ Anybody step into me,
I promise they get, on ♪
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♪ Better hop up on the train ♪
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♪ 'Fore you miss the chance to ♪
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♪ Hop up on the, hop
up on the train ♪
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♪ 'Fore you miss the
chance to get on ♪
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♪ Mixtape Bobby, that's
the type of, I spit on ♪
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♪ Woo ♪
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♪ And it's on now ♪
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♪ Everybody know
that it's on now ♪
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♪ I'll be damned ♪
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- 107.9,
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And coming up, we're dropping--
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- Okay, we got a
biggie burger, wings,
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two waters, y'all want sauce?
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- Boy, you know
we want that sauce.
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- Yeah, we wanna get
it real wet.
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- Okay, 10.48, drive on up.
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♪ Come on now, come on
now, you gotta survive ♪
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♪ I said you gotta survive ♪
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Damn, now what you
two little fine
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rich girls doing eating here?
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Whole Foods out of
gas or something?
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- We in the mood to
get reckless tonight.
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- You wanna turn up with us?
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- Hell yeah.
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- Let's go smoke out
back, three ways.
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- Yo, where you get weed from?
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Yo, it's been dry
as hell around here.
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- Everybody's down bad.
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You have no idea what we
had to do to get this pack.
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Come here.
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- Whoa.
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- Woo!
- Spark it up, baby, yeah.
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- So look, I'm working
for this company
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called Too Smack'd,
it's like a app.
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Like, that delivers
snacks to weed-heads,
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you know what I'm saying?
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And it's called Too
Smack'd 'cause like,
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you smacking while you snack.
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- Oh my god.
- You get it?
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Too Smack.
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Y'all got me too high.
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- You ain't really high
until you hit this.
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- That looks like a purge mask.
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- Come on, baby.
- Okay, a little bit.
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- Are you ready, all right.
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- Here's what's up.
- What the?
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- We're gonna go inside
and you're gonna give us
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all of the cash in the register,
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or we're gonna deep
fry your meat, cool?
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- Damn, man.
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Why y'all gotta go all
Clermont twins on me like that?
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- Our Xan dealer don't take
Daddy credit card no more.
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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- Well what in the sweet
hell have you got going on?
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- I got robbed.
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- By who?
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- Savages, they was big
and it was a lot of 'em
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and I fought 'em off
for as long as I could.
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- Boy, you know the first rule
of working the night shift
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is you can't leave the
store unattended, bro.
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These people out
here are animals
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and they will kill your mama
for a damn egg sandwich.
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Now I gotta go back
here and see if we got
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the damn thugs on the videotape.
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- Video?
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- Roger, man, let me impeach
you on a little wisdom, man.
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If you wanna be in charge,
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you've got to follow
the rules, bro.
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You gotta be a sheep
but not a outside sheep.
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You wanna be an inside sheep,
'cause outside sheep get ate.
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A sheep, remember
that at your next job.
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- Next job?
- Yeah, 'cause I'mma
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have to let you
go, man, you fired.
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And I need that shirt back.
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- Oh no, no, you can't, yo,
you can't take this shirt.
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I got a meeting at the
bank and I need this shirt,
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I left my shirt at home.
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- The shirt is
property of Zesto's,
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I need that shirt back, man.
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- Fine man, I'mma do my own
thing anyway, keep the shirt.
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- Man, what the hell is this?
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- Ah, I left that in the pocket.
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- I guess you had
a hell of a night.
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- No, no, that's mine, dog.
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- It was in the shirt so I
guess it belong to Zesto's now.
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That shirt is horrible,
undershirt dirty.
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How you get ketchup
on your nipple?
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Bye.
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Anybody else wanna get fired?
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- Not me.
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♪ I'mma do my thing
coast to coast ♪
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- Good afternoon, I'm
Calvin, you Hayes?
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My man.
- Yeah, I'm Hayes.
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- Can I get you anything to
make the ride more comfortable?
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AC, bottle of water, go to
the back, get some loud?
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- Did you just offer me drugs?
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I'm gonna have to take
two stars off your rating.
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- Wait, for real?
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- No, I'm just playing.
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ATL is dry as dust.
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- Yeah, it is.
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- Why do you think I'm in
this sketch park right now?
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- Let's go to my office.
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We are open for business.
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This is that sky
high, Mr. Hayes.
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You hit this, you're
gonna be staring
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at the sky for three
hours like this.
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- On the contrary, that is bunk.
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- You just gonna
disrespect me like that?
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- I've seen pocket
lint that's better.
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- Well go on and smoke
your pocket lint, then.
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Go on and smoke your pocket
lint with your rude ass.
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'Cause you ain't
hurting my hustle.
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Just my feelings.
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Get out my car, Mr. Hayes.
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- Really?
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- Nah, I'm just
playing.
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You could've bought
some weed, though.
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- Every time.
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Hello sir, may I
borrow your shirt?
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I'll give it right back, dog.
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- Roger?
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Hey, it's Alicia,
from high school?
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- Yo, yeah.
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Wow, you look amazing,
like Angela Rye amazing,
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like Jemele Hill amazing.
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- Okay.
- You look good.
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- I was going for Taylor Rooks,
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but I'll give you
points for trying.
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- Good looking.
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- So, how have you been?
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What are you doing here?
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- Trying to get a
loan for my business.
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- In that shirt?
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That's a raggedy-ass shirt,
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you look like you did a
little army crawl to get here.
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- It's a long story.
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- Yeah?
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Wish I had time to hear it.
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This is my boss, I gotta go.
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It was good seeing you.
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I'll see you later.
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- Aight, shy business lady.
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Where are you, cuz?
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We got our meeting at the bank.
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- Oh baby, that feels so good.
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Are you smashing right now?
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- No, boy, I'm making
mashed potatoes.
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- Yo whatever man,
just hurry up, dog.
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- Bitch, I told you
to get off the phone.
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Your stroke ain't
even that good.
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- So your company
name is Too Smack'd?
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- Yep, it's an app where you
deliver snacks to stoners.
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- Do you have any collateral?
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Something, you know, of value
that could guarantee the loan.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Check these out.
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These are good as cash.
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I got Waffle House,
man, this has like 6.50.
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I got a IHOP, I
got a Jiffy Lube,
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I have like four or five on it.
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That's good, right?
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Man, I can't never count on
you for nothing, never ever.
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- Listen, stop
pressing me, okay?
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I told you I was cooking.
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Oh, green eggs and ham.
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- Man, shut up, man.
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Yo, we missed out on a
bank loan 'cause you did.
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You really need to tighten up.
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- Yes, and just because we cuz,
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that doesn't mean
I got to help you.
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- You stay in my mama basement
for free, what you mean?
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- You stay in your
mama basement.
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- It's my mama!
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- It's my auntie.
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Yeah, fool.
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- Ha ha, well, well, well.
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Two brokest,
mustiest boys I know.
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Through here stankin',
messing up the community.
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What's up Calv, you
here for the re-up?
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- Hell no, I can't even give
your dirty ass weed away.
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- Whoa.
- Count your blessing,
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this is the only weed in town.
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I had to mix
that with oregano.
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- Basil and cilantro.
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- Talking about my weed,
what's wrong with him?
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- You got me looking stupid.
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- Hey, Big Bang can't make
nobody look like nobody.
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Big Bang only make Big
Bang look like Big Bang.
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You got you looking stupid.
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You know who I am?
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You know who grass you on?
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You know who almost
property this is?
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If it wasn't for
the city owning it,
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you know who would own this?
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Big Bang.
- Big Bang.
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- You know why they
call me Big Bang?
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You know why, do you remember
why they call me Bing Bang?
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- 'Cause you the
spark that started it all.
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- Say it like it's the
Pledge of Allegiance.
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- 'Cause you the spark--
♪ 'Cause you the spark ♪
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♪ that start it all ♪
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- Hey, hey, I ain't got
no record deals over here.
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- Come on, man.
- You trying to get signed?
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Only thing I sign is
death certificates.
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You hear what I'm saying?
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Everybody know I started it all.
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This trap house right
here was a regular house,
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and then I had them build
it into a trap house.
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It was nice and I said, why
it look so nice out here,
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tear it up, break it down.
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This trap house is a monument.
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- Monument.
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- Commemorating washed
up drug dealers.
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- Washed up?
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Heard your bitch ass got fired.
247
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- How you know that?
248
00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:39,574
- I know everything, I
knew before you got fired.
249
00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:40,976
You wanna come work for me,
I got a grill right here.
250
00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:42,777
I got a grill for
him to come work on.
251
00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:44,479
I'mma fire you too.
252
00:10:44,514 --> 00:10:45,914
I'mma let you work half a
day, then you outta here.
253
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,782
All these rappers out here,
talking they been trapping.
254
00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:48,917
They ain't been trapping.
255
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,418
2 Chainz, there
wasn't no 2 Chainz.
256
00:10:50,454 --> 00:10:51,820
He had no chains on.
257
00:10:51,855 --> 00:10:53,021
I gave him one chain one day,
258
00:10:53,056 --> 00:10:54,589
next day I seem him
again there go another.
259
00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:55,991
He's like, I'm 2 Chainz.
260
00:10:56,026 --> 00:10:58,493
I smoked out with a dude
named Mark Zuckerberg.
261
00:10:58,528 --> 00:11:00,028
Smoked him out, he was like,
I can't even feel my face.
262
00:11:00,063 --> 00:11:00,996
What he do?
263
00:11:01,031 --> 00:11:02,497
Make Facebook after that.
264
00:11:02,532 --> 00:11:04,833
I introduced Jay-Z to Beyonce.
265
00:11:05,369 --> 00:11:07,702
I introduced Whitney to Bobby.
266
00:11:11,742 --> 00:11:13,942
But it was a time when
they needed each other,
267
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,477
and then things--
268
00:11:15,512 --> 00:11:17,512
- Man, we don't got
time for this, man.
269
00:11:17,547 --> 00:11:18,947
- What you got time for?
270
00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:22,584
You wanna work?
271
00:11:23,487 --> 00:11:25,520
Hey yo, Roger.
- What?
272
00:11:25,555 --> 00:11:27,022
- Remember Alby.
273
00:11:27,057 --> 00:11:28,523
- What you talking about?
274
00:11:28,558 --> 00:11:29,958
- I'll be at your
mama house later.
275
00:11:37,668 --> 00:11:39,934
- Aight look, right,
check this out.
276
00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:42,070
- Nope, next, mm-mm.
277
00:11:42,105 --> 00:11:43,204
Look at her, cuz.
278
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,773
She built like Big Bird.
279
00:11:44,808 --> 00:11:46,107
- Are you body shaming, bro?
280
00:11:46,143 --> 00:11:47,976
How you gonna be
broke and picky?
281
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,078
- Look, let me
show you something.
282
00:11:50,113 --> 00:11:54,082
Show you how a player I
am, I'mma DM her, right.
283
00:11:59,923 --> 00:12:01,723
- She read it, but.
284
00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:03,658
- Man, how she gonna
leave me on read, man.
285
00:12:03,694 --> 00:12:04,826
She ain't even that cute anyway.
286
00:12:04,861 --> 00:12:09,164
She needs to stop skipping
leg day with her little ugly.
287
00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,167
Roger, what was that?
288
00:12:12,202 --> 00:12:13,835
- Nothing, Mom.
289
00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,970
- Do I have
to get out of my chair?
290
00:12:16,006 --> 00:12:17,672
- No, Mama, stay in your chair.
291
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:20,642
- All right
then, I'll stay in my chair.
292
00:12:20,677 --> 00:12:21,876
- What is that?
293
00:12:23,013 --> 00:12:24,713
Hey, look at this.
294
00:12:26,983 --> 00:12:29,117
Get back, fool.
- Grab that.
295
00:12:29,152 --> 00:12:31,753
- All right.
296
00:12:31,788 --> 00:12:32,987
- What's that?
297
00:12:33,023 --> 00:12:34,989
- Some kinda weed bible.
298
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,860
Look like instructions
for growing
299
00:12:38,895 --> 00:12:40,995
some kinda super
weed or something.
300
00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:42,697
- Yeah, that's good,
but we need to smoke
301
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,833
the blunt that's on
front of it here.
302
00:12:44,868 --> 00:12:46,000
- We don't know what that do.
303
00:12:46,036 --> 00:12:48,002
- Who cares, Roger,
don't nobody care.
304
00:12:48,038 --> 00:12:50,004
It's better than the
twigs we been smoking.
305
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,706
- That's true.
306
00:12:51,742 --> 00:12:52,707
- Race you.
307
00:13:08,759 --> 00:13:10,125
What, huh?
308
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,227
- Yo, what is happening?
309
00:13:19,903 --> 00:13:22,070
- Oh, one, two, three.
310
00:13:28,211 --> 00:13:31,713
I'm glad that's over with.
311
00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:56,971
- The hell just happened, man?
312
00:13:57,007 --> 00:14:00,842
- I'm freaking out man, we
must be back on the west side.
313
00:14:00,877 --> 00:14:02,210
- Somebody's coming, man.
314
00:14:08,051 --> 00:14:10,919
- Oh shit, Roger, I
forgot to tell you this.
315
00:14:10,954 --> 00:14:15,156
I had a dream last week and
this is how we both die.
316
00:14:18,295 --> 00:14:19,894
- Who the hell are you?
317
00:14:19,930 --> 00:14:22,197
- Yeah, identify
yourselves right now.
318
00:14:22,232 --> 00:14:23,131
Wait a minute, are we supposed
319
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,233
to have helmets 'cause
y'all got helmets?
320
00:14:28,138 --> 00:14:29,938
- No, we just hot boxing.
321
00:14:29,973 --> 00:14:32,073
They look fly, don't they?
322
00:14:32,976 --> 00:14:34,242
- Where are we?
323
00:14:34,277 --> 00:14:36,945
- You just smoked
yourself a one-way ticket
324
00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,279
to a player's party.
325
00:14:38,315 --> 00:14:40,114
- Players party.
326
00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:41,983
- Who are you?
327
00:14:42,018 --> 00:14:43,952
- It don't matter who I am.
- That's right.
328
00:14:43,987 --> 00:14:46,387
- It only matters what I know.
- Tell 'em.
329
00:14:46,423 --> 00:14:48,089
- That is the gas.
330
00:14:50,093 --> 00:14:52,961
The loud pack.
- That loud pack, ha ha.
331
00:15:00,871 --> 00:15:02,136
- I ain't never seen
nothing like that
332
00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:03,972
in them little
projects y'all hang in.
333
00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:05,974
- Never.
- This is so beautiful,
334
00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:08,276
I just need a minute, y'all.
335
00:15:08,311 --> 00:15:09,811
- Is this heaven?
336
00:15:09,846 --> 00:15:11,980
- Does this look like
heaven to you, fool?
337
00:15:12,015 --> 00:15:14,315
Y'all wouldn't
make it in anyway.
338
00:15:14,351 --> 00:15:15,850
- Why are we here?
339
00:15:15,886 --> 00:15:17,252
- Y'all found the
Weed Bible, right?
340
00:15:17,287 --> 00:15:18,353
- Right?
- Yeah but,
341
00:15:18,388 --> 00:15:20,855
what do we do with it?
342
00:15:20,891 --> 00:15:22,991
- Goodness.
- Learn how to grow some weed?
343
00:15:23,026 --> 00:15:24,158
- Duh!
344
00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:25,827
- This book could
change human history
345
00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:29,097
and obviously you
both been chose.
346
00:15:29,132 --> 00:15:31,165
- Both of you.
- I knew I was special,
347
00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:32,100
I knew it.
348
00:15:33,904 --> 00:15:36,437
- Too soon, way too soon.
349
00:15:36,473 --> 00:15:38,139
- Let me learn you
little fellas something.
350
00:15:38,174 --> 00:15:39,040
- Learn 'em something.
- Marijuana's been
351
00:15:39,075 --> 00:15:41,876
around since B.C.
- You know what that is?
352
00:15:41,912 --> 00:15:43,311
- Before crack, sure have.
353
00:15:43,346 --> 00:15:46,447
- It's before Christ,
man, before Christ.
354
00:15:46,483 --> 00:15:48,149
- I got the before
part right, though.
355
00:15:48,184 --> 00:15:49,884
- Now that **** that
y'all call loud,
356
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,119
we have another name for.
357
00:15:51,154 --> 00:15:53,187
It was called sinsemilla.
- Sinsemilla.
358
00:15:53,223 --> 00:15:55,123
Give 'em something else.
- Acapulcoco.
359
00:15:55,158 --> 00:15:56,991
- Give 'em something else.
- Kush.
360
00:15:57,027 --> 00:15:59,894
- Give 'em another.
- The purple.
361
00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:04,032
And this right here my
friend, is the ultimate bud.
362
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:07,035
It's gorgeous.
363
00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,470
- It smells like angel farts.
- Farts of an angel.
364
00:16:09,506 --> 00:16:11,039
- What's it called?
365
00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:12,874
- It's called...
366
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:16,911
- I wonder how you spell that.
367
00:16:16,947 --> 00:16:19,847
- You smoke it, you
don't spell it, dummy.
368
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,317
- Now this weed right
here will give you
369
00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:27,188
supernatural ability to fight
off evil, dangerous things.
370
00:16:28,224 --> 00:16:30,491
Make sure you protect
this bible with your life.
371
00:16:30,527 --> 00:16:32,226
- Your life, you heard him.
372
00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:34,729
- Come on.
- Go on, hit 'em one time.
373
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,541
- Hell, what year is it?
374
00:16:46,576 --> 00:16:47,675
Who am I?
375
00:16:47,711 --> 00:16:52,513
- Bruh, I feel like the universe
just twerked on my face.
376
00:16:52,549 --> 00:16:54,215
That weed is evil.
377
00:16:56,453 --> 00:16:57,785
Let's hit it again.
378
00:16:57,821 --> 00:17:00,555
- I feel you, but
wait, that's how
379
00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:03,424
we can get our money,
cuz, with the weed.
380
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:04,559
- I'm in.
381
00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:06,260
- Think about it, we
try and get loans,
382
00:17:06,296 --> 00:17:08,529
ain't nobody gonna give
dudes like us a shot.
383
00:17:08,565 --> 00:17:09,864
- I'm in.
384
00:17:09,899 --> 00:17:11,232
- Ain't no weed
in town right now.
385
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:12,367
- I'm in.
386
00:17:12,402 --> 00:17:13,568
- And if we grow
this, we can sell it
387
00:17:13,603 --> 00:17:15,436
and make enough money
to start our business.
388
00:17:15,472 --> 00:17:17,372
- Bitch, didn't I
tell you I'm in?
389
00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:19,040
And you not listening, I'm in.
390
00:17:19,075 --> 00:17:20,208
I am in, in.
391
00:17:21,311 --> 00:17:24,946
Damn, cuz, I been selling
weed, I'm just bad at it.
392
00:17:24,981 --> 00:17:26,581
Look, I'm tired of being broke
393
00:17:26,616 --> 00:17:28,282
and I'm tired of staying
in your mama basement.
394
00:17:28,318 --> 00:17:30,284
- What
wrong with my basement?
395
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,386
- Ma, stop listening.
396
00:17:31,421 --> 00:17:33,388
- Then stop
badmouthing my basement.
397
00:17:33,423 --> 00:17:34,956
- I'm sorry, Auntie.
398
00:17:34,991 --> 00:17:36,791
Girl, you know I
love your basement.
399
00:17:36,826 --> 00:17:39,227
I love everything you do for me.
400
00:17:39,262 --> 00:17:42,430
- All
right then, Calvin.
401
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,266
- Let's grow.
402
00:17:48,471 --> 00:17:50,938
♪ Dance with my dogs in
the nighttime, woof ♪
403
00:17:50,974 --> 00:17:53,808
♪ Trap, with the
chickens like Popeye's ♪
404
00:17:53,843 --> 00:17:56,411
♪ Money changing
colors like tie-dye ♪
405
00:17:56,446 --> 00:17:58,579
♪ I'm just tryna get
it, I ain't tryna die ♪
406
00:17:58,615 --> 00:18:01,149
♪ She got a big ol' onion
booty, make the world cry ♪
407
00:18:01,184 --> 00:18:04,552
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
408
00:18:04,587 --> 00:18:05,820
♪ Hold them bands down ♪
409
00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:07,055
♪ Hold your mans down ♪
410
00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:08,456
♪ Who told you
come around, who ♪
411
00:18:08,491 --> 00:18:09,924
♪ Get that trap sound ♪
412
00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:12,493
♪ Designer clothes,
fashion shows ♪
413
00:18:12,529 --> 00:18:15,063
♪ Trap house made of gold ♪
414
00:18:15,098 --> 00:18:16,130
♪ Control the bag now ♪
415
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,498
♪ No need to brag now ♪
416
00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:18,900
♪ And put the mask down ♪
417
00:18:18,935 --> 00:18:20,134
♪ We livin' fast now ♪
418
00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:22,937
♪ Finest, finest grows ♪
419
00:18:22,972 --> 00:18:25,940
♪ We can go, coast to coast ♪
420
00:18:25,975 --> 00:18:30,812
♪ Watchin' me whip up,
still be real and famous ♪
421
00:18:30,847 --> 00:18:35,583
♪ Dance with my dogs
in the nighttime ♪
422
00:18:35,618 --> 00:18:38,119
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
423
00:18:38,154 --> 00:18:40,588
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
424
00:18:40,623 --> 00:18:43,191
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
425
00:18:43,226 --> 00:18:45,993
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
426
00:18:46,029 --> 00:18:49,130
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
427
00:18:49,165 --> 00:18:54,135
♪ Keep watchin' me whip up,
still be real and famous ♪
428
00:18:55,071 --> 00:18:59,140
♪ Dance with my dogs
in the nighttime ♪
429
00:18:59,175 --> 00:19:01,876
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
430
00:19:01,911 --> 00:19:04,312
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
431
00:19:04,347 --> 00:19:07,048
♪ In the kitchen, wrist twistin'
like a stir fry, whip it ♪
432
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:10,818
♪ In the kitchen, wrist
twistin' like a stir fry, woof ♪
433
00:19:13,022 --> 00:19:14,155
- Hell no, man.
434
00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:18,192
- All that work for nothing.
435
00:19:18,228 --> 00:19:20,194
- Waste of damn time, cuz.
436
00:19:25,935 --> 00:19:26,834
- Hell.
437
00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:32,507
Oh hell naw.
438
00:19:34,677 --> 00:19:36,210
What goin' on, cuz?
439
00:19:42,085 --> 00:19:43,217
We gon' be rich.
440
00:19:51,694 --> 00:19:53,594
We'd like another chance
to win your business, okay?
441
00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:55,363
Now, we done upgraded
our product line.
442
00:19:55,398 --> 00:19:57,064
Roger, show him what we got.
443
00:19:59,135 --> 00:20:01,068
- Damn, man.
- Exactly.
444
00:20:01,104 --> 00:20:02,103
- That's what
I'm talking about.
445
00:20:02,138 --> 00:20:03,571
- This ain't just any weed.
446
00:20:03,606 --> 00:20:06,574
We like to think of ourselves
as the Apple of weed.
447
00:20:06,609 --> 00:20:08,576
We're about to be in
everybody's pocket.
448
00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:11,078
- See this right here,
it's all the case.
449
00:20:11,114 --> 00:20:12,280
When you're tryna to turn up--
- Turn up.
450
00:20:12,315 --> 00:20:13,581
- Turn down--
- Turn down.
451
00:20:13,616 --> 00:20:15,216
- Turn your life around.
452
00:20:15,251 --> 00:20:16,617
We ain't trying to pull up.
- Pull up.
453
00:20:16,653 --> 00:20:18,085
- Pull out.
- Pull out.
454
00:20:18,121 --> 00:20:19,353
- Or maybe pull over.
455
00:20:19,389 --> 00:20:20,354
- Stop!
456
00:20:27,297 --> 00:20:28,229
- Oh, damn.
457
00:20:32,435 --> 00:20:34,936
- I think you oh damned
a little too early.
458
00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:37,238
Okay, okay, we gotta do this.
459
00:20:40,009 --> 00:20:43,110
You gotta record this, 'bout
to get this on WorldStar.
460
00:20:43,146 --> 00:20:45,980
Landscape, fool, you
gotta catch everything.
461
00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:47,582
Hey man, y'all better
watch where y'all going.
462
00:20:47,617 --> 00:20:49,283
- You were at a stop sign.
463
00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:51,385
- Yeah, it was my homeboy fault.
464
00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:53,120
- What, let me
tell you something,
465
00:20:53,156 --> 00:20:54,622
you never apologize, okay?
466
00:20:54,657 --> 00:20:55,656
There's three rules of living.
467
00:20:55,692 --> 00:20:57,325
Rule number one,
never apologize.
468
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,126
Rule number two,
you never give out
469
00:20:59,162 --> 00:21:00,661
your government name, okay?
470
00:21:00,697 --> 00:21:02,330
Rule number three,
you never throw out
471
00:21:02,365 --> 00:21:04,298
cups that get free refills.
472
00:21:04,334 --> 00:21:05,266
- What?
473
00:21:05,301 --> 00:21:07,735
- I'm gonna snap you in
half, you little punk.
474
00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:10,771
My boss is gonna be really,
really upset about this.
475
00:21:10,807 --> 00:21:12,440
- Nobody give a damn
about your boss.
476
00:21:12,475 --> 00:21:14,742
Your boss can kiss my ass.
477
00:21:19,716 --> 00:21:20,448
Is that Lil Baby?
478
00:21:20,483 --> 00:21:21,749
- That's Lil Baby.
479
00:21:21,784 --> 00:21:23,284
- What the hell going on man,
480
00:21:23,319 --> 00:21:26,187
y'all see this big ass boat
in front of y'all, man?
481
00:21:26,222 --> 00:21:28,155
- Wait, wait, wait.
482
00:21:28,191 --> 00:21:30,992
What if I offered you a truce?
483
00:21:31,027 --> 00:21:32,793
- A truce, man, I don't
need to do truces.
484
00:21:32,829 --> 00:21:35,263
- Nah, we made it
man, it's good ****.
485
00:21:35,298 --> 00:21:37,665
- I'll tell you if it good
**** or not, lemme see.
486
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,133
- What, what are you doing?
487
00:21:39,168 --> 00:21:41,168
Gonna get your ass kicked.
488
00:21:41,204 --> 00:21:42,403
- Shut up, look.
489
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:47,008
You see, look again.
490
00:21:49,846 --> 00:21:50,745
All right.
491
00:21:51,681 --> 00:21:55,182
- Hey man, I ain't gonna lie
man, that's some good ****.
492
00:21:55,218 --> 00:21:56,250
- I told you.
493
00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:59,687
- Good ****, that
**** strong or what.
494
00:21:59,722 --> 00:22:01,055
What the hell we doing
right here, anyway.
495
00:22:01,090 --> 00:22:04,158
- Y'all hit us, Lil Baby, you
wail-wail-wailed the ****.
496
00:22:04,193 --> 00:22:05,059
He wailed it.
497
00:22:05,094 --> 00:22:06,360
- Um, we hit your car
498
00:22:06,396 --> 00:22:07,728
on accident.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on,
499
00:22:07,764 --> 00:22:09,297
y'all talking about
this right here?
500
00:22:09,332 --> 00:22:10,264
- Accident.
501
00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:14,335
- Man, I ain't even trippin',
don't even worry about it, man.
502
00:22:14,370 --> 00:22:15,569
- For real?
503
00:22:15,605 --> 00:22:18,372
- Yeah, it'd be a shame to be
upset on such a beautiful day.
504
00:22:18,408 --> 00:22:21,208
- We gonna get some
fries, let's ride.
505
00:22:21,244 --> 00:22:23,210
- Well, I'll be damned.
506
00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:27,682
- I told you.
507
00:22:29,185 --> 00:22:30,751
- Yo, why you still recording?
508
00:22:30,787 --> 00:22:31,752
Don't nobody wanna see no video
509
00:22:31,788 --> 00:22:33,220
of some guys becoming friends.
510
00:22:33,256 --> 00:22:34,722
- Man, you don't get it, do you?
511
00:22:34,757 --> 00:22:35,823
We supposed to fight those dudes
512
00:22:35,858 --> 00:22:37,391
but the weed made us get along.
513
00:22:37,427 --> 00:22:39,193
- That was incredible.
514
00:22:39,228 --> 00:22:41,729
I mean, I've never
seen weed do that.
515
00:22:41,764 --> 00:22:43,230
This stuff has superpowers.
516
00:22:43,266 --> 00:22:44,165
- Exactly.
517
00:22:45,134 --> 00:22:46,067
- You know what?
518
00:22:46,102 --> 00:22:47,735
We about to own this town.
519
00:22:47,770 --> 00:22:50,738
Everybody finna be a superhero.
520
00:22:50,773 --> 00:22:52,273
Let's go!
521
00:22:52,308 --> 00:22:55,443
♪ Nobody got it like we
got it, who you foolin' ♪
522
00:22:55,478 --> 00:22:58,546
- My car
won't start, goddammit.
523
00:22:58,581 --> 00:23:01,749
♪ Business is booming and
everyone want a Porsche ♪
524
00:23:01,784 --> 00:23:04,752
♪ Now I can't find my
wallet, no more contortion ♪
525
00:23:04,787 --> 00:23:07,888
♪ Can't tell me nothing,
I been making a fortune ♪
526
00:23:07,924 --> 00:23:08,889
- Lou, how can I help you?
527
00:23:08,925 --> 00:23:13,761
- I mean, I wanna enjoy
my job, but I hate kids.
528
00:23:13,796 --> 00:23:16,397
- Got the perfect thing for you.
529
00:23:22,171 --> 00:23:25,139
♪ Business is booming,
money be moving ♪
530
00:23:25,174 --> 00:23:28,142
♪ We don't be losing,
what y'all be doing ♪
531
00:23:28,177 --> 00:23:31,312
♪ Business is booming,
money be moving ♪
532
00:23:31,347 --> 00:23:34,248
♪ Nobody sleeping on the
job, got me snoozin' ♪
533
00:23:34,283 --> 00:23:36,751
- Come on, for real?
- Come on.
534
00:23:38,187 --> 00:23:39,754
- Yo, what's up OG?
535
00:23:39,789 --> 00:23:41,455
- All the goddamn
people on the spot,
536
00:23:41,491 --> 00:23:43,824
all up in my goddamn smoke
box on my grill, man,
537
00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:45,493
goddamn running crazy, boy.
538
00:23:45,528 --> 00:23:46,694
You know what I'm talking 'bout?
539
00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:49,897
- I don't know what he said,
just show him the weed, man.
540
00:23:58,207 --> 00:23:59,940
♪ Hope you ready
for the boom now ♪
541
00:23:59,976 --> 00:24:01,409
♪ All of my partners is busy ♪
542
00:24:06,182 --> 00:24:09,450
- Roger, we are
turning the block up, baby.
543
00:24:09,485 --> 00:24:11,786
Told you it was gonna work.
544
00:24:15,825 --> 00:24:18,826
♪ We 'bout to get some money ♪
545
00:24:18,861 --> 00:24:22,496
♪ Hands in the bag like
I'm holding both jokes ♪
546
00:24:22,532 --> 00:24:23,831
♪ Business is booming ♪
547
00:24:23,866 --> 00:24:25,366
- No one talks to me.
548
00:24:25,401 --> 00:24:26,634
I think it's because
I'm the only white kid
549
00:24:26,669 --> 00:24:29,437
at a historically black college.
550
00:24:31,007 --> 00:24:34,275
- Nah, you just lame as hell.
551
00:24:34,310 --> 00:24:35,943
You gotta loosen up, brother.
552
00:24:35,978 --> 00:24:37,378
- I just want people
to see the chill,
553
00:24:37,413 --> 00:24:40,314
charismatic me, not
this anxious mess.
554
00:24:40,349 --> 00:24:41,949
- You so anxious
but this the weed
555
00:24:41,984 --> 00:24:43,951
that's gonna calm you down.
556
00:24:43,986 --> 00:24:46,687
♪ Nobody got it like we
got it, who you fooling ♪
557
00:24:46,722 --> 00:24:49,523
♪ Business is booming,
money be moving ♪
558
00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:53,961
♪ We don't be losing,
what y'all be doing ♪
559
00:24:53,996 --> 00:24:58,399
- Over here, this
is where rich people live.
560
00:24:58,434 --> 00:24:59,967
- Who the
hell gave him the key.
561
00:25:00,002 --> 00:25:01,635
- Now Quenton, you
know I have to know
562
00:25:01,671 --> 00:25:04,472
how dreadful was that
outfit she had on?
563
00:25:04,507 --> 00:25:07,007
- Honey, it was ugly
and it was an outfit.
564
00:25:07,043 --> 00:25:08,309
- What did you say to Portia?
565
00:25:08,344 --> 00:25:09,543
- None of your damn business.
566
00:25:09,579 --> 00:25:10,878
- What you mean,
none of my business?
567
00:25:10,913 --> 00:25:12,313
- What I said.
568
00:25:12,348 --> 00:25:13,547
Ladies.
569
00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:16,984
- Uh-uh, he's messy.
- He's acting real funny.
570
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:21,689
- Man, when I tell you these
bitches are wearing me out.
571
00:25:21,724 --> 00:25:23,324
- We got what you need.
572
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,426
Take a whiff of that.
573
00:25:25,461 --> 00:25:28,562
- Ooh, I'mma try, let you
know how this work out.
574
00:25:28,598 --> 00:25:31,432
I'mma go live my
best life with this.
575
00:25:31,467 --> 00:25:32,900
- Yeah.
576
00:25:32,935 --> 00:25:34,902
♪ Blood, sweat, and tears
running dry, need a donor ♪
577
00:25:34,937 --> 00:25:37,905
♪ Hands in the bag like
I'm holding both joke ♪
578
00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:39,507
♪ Business is booming ♪
579
00:25:39,542 --> 00:25:40,674
- I don't give a damn who--
580
00:25:42,378 --> 00:25:43,344
- Get on
over here, Quenton.
581
00:25:43,379 --> 00:25:47,248
- Get in here.
- Get your ass over here, boy.
582
00:25:50,486 --> 00:25:52,353
- Open me up, cuz.
583
00:25:52,388 --> 00:25:54,054
- How much we got?
584
00:25:54,090 --> 00:25:55,923
- About this much.
- Aight.
585
00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:57,057
- I mean, this town so dry,
586
00:25:57,093 --> 00:25:58,592
we're finna be
making all the money.
587
00:25:58,628 --> 00:26:01,028
I'm talking baby wipes instead
of toilet tissue money.
588
00:26:01,063 --> 00:26:02,930
I'm talking brand new car money.
589
00:26:02,965 --> 00:26:05,432
I'm talking getting yourself
out your mama basement money.
590
00:26:05,468 --> 00:26:07,601
- What's
wrong with my basement?
591
00:26:07,637 --> 00:26:08,602
- Damn, she got some good ears.
592
00:26:08,638 --> 00:26:11,739
- 'Cause you're so damn
loud, man, come on, man.
593
00:26:11,774 --> 00:26:14,375
- You know I love
your basement, Auntie.
594
00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:17,945
♪ We been getting
all the money ♪
595
00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:20,614
♪ All the money ♪
596
00:26:21,617 --> 00:26:22,516
Oh damn.
597
00:26:23,519 --> 00:26:26,420
- Aw damn, our
super weed is gone.
598
00:26:28,124 --> 00:26:31,458
They got the bible too, cuz.
599
00:26:31,494 --> 00:26:36,931
- Damn.
600
00:26:36,966 --> 00:26:38,666
ere's our ****?
601
00:26:38,701 --> 00:26:39,800
- Boy you better slow down,
602
00:26:39,835 --> 00:26:40,968
run up on my side
house like that.
603
00:26:41,003 --> 00:26:41,936
You wanna come around the front,
604
00:26:41,971 --> 00:26:43,170
you wanna address me properly.
605
00:26:43,205 --> 00:26:44,838
Come up talking
their broken knees,
606
00:26:44,874 --> 00:26:46,006
act like they having a
Cracker Jack or something.
607
00:26:46,042 --> 00:26:48,075
- Did you see somebody
go in my house?
608
00:26:48,110 --> 00:26:49,176
- Did I see somebody what?
609
00:26:49,211 --> 00:26:50,811
Do I look like
the house watcher,
610
00:26:50,846 --> 00:26:54,081
or Big Bang the watchdog?
611
00:26:54,116 --> 00:26:55,182
No, I watch no goddamn house.
612
00:26:55,217 --> 00:26:56,917
I've just been
sitting with Co-Sign
613
00:26:56,953 --> 00:26:59,253
and these beautiful ladies,
and this dude I don't know,
614
00:26:59,288 --> 00:27:02,189
looking at that cloud up
there shaped like the booty.
615
00:27:02,224 --> 00:27:03,691
It's amazing.
616
00:27:03,726 --> 00:27:05,092
- Ain't nobody worry
about that, man.
617
00:27:05,127 --> 00:27:07,261
Somebody went in my house
and stole our whole stash.
618
00:27:07,296 --> 00:27:09,163
- See, that's what happens.
619
00:27:09,198 --> 00:27:10,831
Look at you, just
decide you wanna
620
00:27:10,866 --> 00:27:12,866
sell weed and
start selling weed.
621
00:27:12,902 --> 00:27:14,802
Can't just do that,
you can't just sit down
622
00:27:14,837 --> 00:27:17,304
at the dinner table and start
eating without praying, boy.
623
00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:19,540
You probably got ghetto taxed.
624
00:27:19,575 --> 00:27:21,875
Probably, that ghetto tax real.
625
00:27:21,911 --> 00:27:23,110
- You took it?
626
00:27:23,145 --> 00:27:24,812
- Did I say I knew
anything about it?
627
00:27:24,847 --> 00:27:27,114
I'm just saying, maybe things
like this wouldn't happen
628
00:27:27,149 --> 00:27:29,783
if you showed Big
Bang some respect.
629
00:27:29,819 --> 00:27:31,986
- Respect, respect, here you
go talking about respect.
630
00:27:32,021 --> 00:27:33,120
- Yeah, like Aretha.
- Bro, that's all you
631
00:27:33,155 --> 00:27:34,221
ever talk about.
632
00:27:34,256 --> 00:27:35,723
Yo, we don't owe
you nothing, bro,
633
00:27:35,758 --> 00:27:36,223
this man act like he
invented selling weed.
634
00:27:36,258 --> 00:27:37,858
- I'm telling you.
635
00:27:37,893 --> 00:27:39,059
- Ain't nobody else invent
selling weed but me.
636
00:27:39,095 --> 00:27:42,029
I been trapping since before
trapping was trapping, aight?
637
00:27:42,064 --> 00:27:43,197
That's what I do.
638
00:27:43,232 --> 00:27:44,999
You ever heard of Selma?
639
00:27:45,034 --> 00:27:46,166
- Yeah, I heard of Selma.
640
00:27:46,202 --> 00:27:47,334
- Yeah, that's why
they call it Selma.
641
00:27:47,370 --> 00:27:48,869
I used to sell my
weed down there.
642
00:27:50,206 --> 00:27:52,172
They was marching for that,
643
00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:53,874
and other things important
in the black community,
644
00:27:53,909 --> 00:27:55,209
but we was part of it.
645
00:27:55,244 --> 00:27:57,177
- Yo man, we get it,
you old as hell, bro,
646
00:27:57,213 --> 00:27:58,812
but where's our weed at?
647
00:27:58,848 --> 00:28:01,882
- Who you calling old,
you seen my outfit?
648
00:28:01,917 --> 00:28:03,017
Boy, I'm fresher than zest.
649
00:28:03,052 --> 00:28:05,319
Boy, I'm so fresh, people
don't say, take a shower.
650
00:28:05,354 --> 00:28:07,054
They say, take a Big Bang.
651
00:28:07,089 --> 00:28:08,355
Lemme tell you what
y'all should do.
652
00:28:08,391 --> 00:28:10,190
If I was y'all,
which I never y'all,
653
00:28:10,226 --> 00:28:11,358
'cause I don't wanna
be standing there
654
00:28:11,394 --> 00:28:13,027
looking up at Big
Bang like, please,
655
00:28:13,062 --> 00:28:15,195
Big Bang, help us,
who stole our weed?
656
00:28:15,231 --> 00:28:18,232
If I was y'all,
this is what I'd do.
657
00:28:18,267 --> 00:28:20,901
Search around, you're looking
in the wrong place right here.
658
00:28:20,936 --> 00:28:22,903
Go down there, ask the
Asian people down there.
659
00:28:22,938 --> 00:28:24,038
You ain't asked them?
660
00:28:24,073 --> 00:28:25,239
The white people over there,
661
00:28:25,274 --> 00:28:27,041
being got all their
windows blacked out.
662
00:28:27,076 --> 00:28:28,142
- We didn't check
the white people.
663
00:28:28,177 --> 00:28:29,910
- You ain't even see, they
go in and out the house.
664
00:28:29,945 --> 00:28:31,211
They could be in there
murdering people.
665
00:28:31,247 --> 00:28:32,913
I'm not saying that
they stole anything,
666
00:28:32,948 --> 00:28:34,381
'cause that would be racist.
667
00:28:34,417 --> 00:28:36,350
I'm just saying, check the,
668
00:28:36,385 --> 00:28:38,385
what you do is check
the high school.
669
00:28:38,421 --> 00:28:41,255
Oh, them high boys down
there, they got no respect.
670
00:28:41,290 --> 00:28:43,190
All they looking for
is somebody to get.
671
00:28:43,225 --> 00:28:44,291
They got the face all day.
672
00:28:44,326 --> 00:28:46,627
Maybe they got your ****.
673
00:28:46,662 --> 00:28:47,928
- Is that a booty cloud?
674
00:28:47,963 --> 00:28:50,130
- No, look more to the left.
675
00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:52,900
- Damn, booty cloud.
676
00:28:52,935 --> 00:28:56,270
- That's
the booty cloud, woo!
677
00:29:00,910 --> 00:29:02,943
- Yo man, why you wearing
that stupid-ass hat?
678
00:29:02,978 --> 00:29:04,278
- What's wrong with it?
679
00:29:04,313 --> 00:29:06,213
I used to wear it
back in the day.
680
00:29:06,248 --> 00:29:09,116
You gotta understand,
cuz, we gotta blend in.
681
00:29:09,151 --> 00:29:10,984
Come on now, gotta trust me.
682
00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:12,086
- Come on, man.
683
00:29:12,121 --> 00:29:13,987
- Come on, twizzler head.
684
00:29:14,023 --> 00:29:15,089
Students, please report
685
00:29:15,124 --> 00:29:18,625
to the buses for the Verdant
Biokinetic field trip.
686
00:29:18,661 --> 00:29:19,960
- Aight, now check this out.
687
00:29:19,995 --> 00:29:22,062
We looking for kids
with clean kicks,
688
00:29:22,098 --> 00:29:23,964
'cause that mean
they stole our stash.
689
00:29:23,999 --> 00:29:25,999
- Bet you they did,
I bet you they did.
690
00:29:26,035 --> 00:29:28,969
Oh snap, it's McMullen.
- Yup, McMullen.
691
00:29:29,004 --> 00:29:31,905
- Oh, I did not know he was
still the principal here.
692
00:29:31,941 --> 00:29:34,007
- He is.
- He can't see me.
693
00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:35,109
Can't see me.
694
00:29:36,145 --> 00:29:39,113
You know he's still mad at me.
695
00:29:39,148 --> 00:29:40,848
- You know why.
696
00:29:40,883 --> 00:29:42,282
- Bro, it was a senior prank.
697
00:29:42,318 --> 00:29:44,985
- Man, you smashed his wife.
698
00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:46,987
- On his desk.
699
00:29:47,022 --> 00:29:48,922
- While the PA was on.
700
00:29:50,192 --> 00:29:53,293
- Oh, I'mma be on
the honor roll now.
701
00:29:55,030 --> 00:29:56,163
- What the!
702
00:29:58,968 --> 00:30:00,434
- Can I get, a swirl.
703
00:30:01,904 --> 00:30:03,670
It's a souvenir.
- I hate that hat.
704
00:30:03,706 --> 00:30:07,007
- Listen, the kid
has gotta wear pants,
705
00:30:07,042 --> 00:30:09,042
that's not up for debate.
706
00:30:21,423 --> 00:30:22,456
Coochie king.
707
00:30:25,528 --> 00:30:26,660
Oh, it's on.
708
00:30:33,536 --> 00:30:36,036
- Hey man, why is it so quiet?
709
00:30:36,071 --> 00:30:39,740
- Like, don't nobody
wanna skip class, man.
710
00:30:39,775 --> 00:30:41,175
Yo, Wesley Snipes.
711
00:30:44,413 --> 00:30:46,180
- Oh my god.
712
00:30:46,215 --> 00:30:49,016
- Damn, what happened, skirt?
- Poor kid.
713
00:30:49,051 --> 00:30:50,984
Oh my god, what your face?
714
00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:53,020
- Goddamn, these kids.
715
00:30:53,055 --> 00:30:54,188
Oh.
716
00:31:00,563 --> 00:31:02,429
Come on, man, we're
about to get robbed.
717
00:31:02,464 --> 00:31:05,365
You don't wanna
rob us, we broke.
718
00:31:05,401 --> 00:31:07,367
- Would you mind taking
our picture, sir?
719
00:31:07,403 --> 00:31:08,335
- Huh?
- We just got a A
720
00:31:08,370 --> 00:31:11,104
on a science project and
we wanna text our mom.
721
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:12,339
- Take a picture?
722
00:31:12,374 --> 00:31:14,007
- They kids, man.
723
00:31:14,043 --> 00:31:15,075
- Don't you ever reach for
your damn jacket like that,
724
00:31:15,110 --> 00:31:16,543
put your phone in your pocket.
725
00:31:16,579 --> 00:31:19,746
I almost knocked
y'all the **** out.
726
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,458
- Sir.
- Yep.
727
00:31:31,493 --> 00:31:33,026
- He called me sir.
728
00:31:33,062 --> 00:31:35,495
- It's the braids,
I done told you.
729
00:31:36,398 --> 00:31:37,531
You smell that?
730
00:31:39,134 --> 00:31:41,368
- Right here, right here.
731
00:31:41,403 --> 00:31:43,103
Pot, we're going in that door
732
00:31:43,138 --> 00:31:44,371
and we gonna get
them punks, come on.
733
00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:56,216
- Yo, Mr. Crandall.
734
00:31:56,252 --> 00:31:57,784
- Oh, Jesus.
735
00:31:57,820 --> 00:31:59,953
- Can we get high?
736
00:31:59,989 --> 00:32:01,121
- You guys scared
the piss outta me.
737
00:32:01,156 --> 00:32:02,789
Why are you not
on the field trip?
738
00:32:02,825 --> 00:32:03,957
- Boy, that boy high as hell.
739
00:32:03,993 --> 00:32:04,992
You don't remember me?
740
00:32:05,027 --> 00:32:07,227
It's Calvin.
- Roger.
741
00:32:07,263 --> 00:32:09,863
- Hold up, lemme do my move.
742
00:32:11,133 --> 00:32:12,799
- Calvin, yes I remember you.
743
00:32:12,835 --> 00:32:15,102
- What's up!
- You graduated?
744
00:32:15,137 --> 00:32:16,503
- I mean, you know, I
walked across the stage.
745
00:32:16,538 --> 00:32:18,238
- You walked, yeah for sure.
- I was there, you know.
746
00:32:18,274 --> 00:32:19,940
- So what's up?
747
00:32:19,975 --> 00:32:24,177
- We got a little neighborhood
business that, you know,
748
00:32:24,213 --> 00:32:26,580
me and my cousin have
started up, right, you know,
749
00:32:26,615 --> 00:32:28,181
'cause we trying to
change our life around,
750
00:32:28,217 --> 00:32:30,317
'cause I graduated, right?
751
00:32:30,352 --> 00:32:34,087
Some of our business
supplies have been misplaced
752
00:32:34,123 --> 00:32:37,124
and it was brought
to our attention
753
00:32:37,159 --> 00:32:40,160
that some of the people who
might have misplaced them,
754
00:32:40,195 --> 00:32:41,828
they probably go to this school,
755
00:32:41,864 --> 00:32:44,264
so we just wanted to say
hey, you know, speak to 'em.
756
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:45,832
- So you guys are dealers?
757
00:32:45,868 --> 00:32:46,934
Somebody copped your product.
758
00:32:46,969 --> 00:32:50,037
- The whole stash, man,
they took the whole thing.
759
00:32:50,072 --> 00:32:51,838
And this smells rather familiar.
760
00:32:51,874 --> 00:32:53,874
We was wondering if
you could help us
761
00:32:53,909 --> 00:32:55,375
find out where you got
it, 'cause you know,
762
00:32:55,411 --> 00:32:57,844
it's kinda hard to
come by now, you know?
763
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:58,812
- You're telling me.
764
00:32:58,847 --> 00:33:01,381
Dealers all over town
are completely sold out.
765
00:33:01,417 --> 00:33:03,116
It's like somebody's
buying in bulk.
766
00:33:03,152 --> 00:33:05,986
Open a friggin' chronic Costco.
767
00:33:06,021 --> 00:33:09,823
Found this canister
earlier in the cafeteria.
768
00:33:11,193 --> 00:33:12,092
I haven't seen it before,
769
00:33:12,127 --> 00:33:15,062
but let me tell you,
it is dank as fudge.
770
00:33:15,097 --> 00:33:16,196
- I smelled it.
771
00:33:16,231 --> 00:33:17,130
- What he say?
772
00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:18,565
- I don't know.
773
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,168
- This smell like angel
farts, this is our stuff.
774
00:33:21,203 --> 00:33:24,304
- Looks like Russians,
talk to Ivanov.
775
00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:27,908
They're in the Magic
Kitty, strip club downtown.
776
00:33:27,943 --> 00:33:29,042
- Russians steal everything.
777
00:33:29,078 --> 00:33:32,379
They done stole our election
and done stolen our weed.
778
00:33:32,414 --> 00:33:36,016
- Calvin, I know
you're in the building.
779
00:33:36,051 --> 00:33:37,317
I found your hat.
780
00:33:38,921 --> 00:33:42,656
If I find you, my friend,
you're going down hard.
781
00:33:44,093 --> 00:33:46,093
- Told you not to wear
that stupid hat, man.
782
00:33:46,128 --> 00:33:48,695
- It's my favorite hat, cuz.
783
00:33:48,731 --> 00:33:51,231
- Sounds like you guys
need this more than I do.
784
00:33:51,266 --> 00:33:54,201
- I do, 'cause I'm going down.
785
00:33:54,236 --> 00:33:55,902
- You homewrecker!
786
00:33:57,639 --> 00:33:58,905
- Here you go.
787
00:34:04,947 --> 00:34:07,914
- Come on, man, grab me some.
788
00:34:10,753 --> 00:34:11,985
The gym, gym.
789
00:34:21,463 --> 00:34:22,362
- Dang.
790
00:34:25,467 --> 00:34:29,436
- I told you if you ever
791
00:34:29,471 --> 00:34:32,272
stepped foot in
this school again
792
00:34:35,477 --> 00:34:37,411
I'd beat you senseless.
793
00:34:41,283 --> 00:34:42,716
- How's our wife?
794
00:34:52,294 --> 00:34:57,264
- That super weed made
you fly, cuz.
795
00:35:00,002 --> 00:35:02,436
Dunked on your ass.
796
00:35:02,471 --> 00:35:07,274
Uh-oh, what's going on?
797
00:35:07,309 --> 00:35:09,142
- Come on, man.
- What happened?
798
00:35:09,178 --> 00:35:11,278
What happened to my power?
799
00:35:20,322 --> 00:35:22,322
- Out of the
way, move, move, move.
800
00:35:22,357 --> 00:35:23,256
Calvin!
801
00:35:24,159 --> 00:35:25,058
Damn it.
802
00:35:27,563 --> 00:35:29,162
- That was crazy.
803
00:35:29,198 --> 00:35:31,731
That weed got us high for real.
804
00:35:35,237 --> 00:35:38,972
You always got me doing
805
00:35:39,007 --> 00:35:40,006
- Can't believe we alive, cuz.
806
00:35:40,042 --> 00:35:41,374
- Man, get your ass up, man.
807
00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:44,344
- Time to go to the strip club.
808
00:35:44,379 --> 00:35:47,881
Man, can't believe
I lost my hat again.
809
00:35:48,951 --> 00:35:49,850
- Perfect.
810
00:35:51,186 --> 00:35:52,853
- Alicia?
811
00:35:52,888 --> 00:35:54,087
Yo.
812
00:35:54,123 --> 00:35:55,388
- Roger?
813
00:35:55,424 --> 00:35:57,090
- What's up?
814
00:35:57,126 --> 00:35:58,158
- Hey.
815
00:35:58,193 --> 00:35:59,059
- Ha, ha.
816
00:36:01,396 --> 00:36:02,329
- This is my--
817
00:36:02,364 --> 00:36:03,497
- Sorry, I got bugs in my mouth.
818
00:36:03,532 --> 00:36:07,033
My name's Calvin.
- Cousin Calvin.
819
00:36:07,069 --> 00:36:09,369
Anyways, this is where you work?
820
00:36:09,404 --> 00:36:10,370
- Yeah.
821
00:36:10,405 --> 00:36:11,371
- It's dope.
822
00:36:12,407 --> 00:36:15,242
- So are you guys with the kids?
823
00:36:15,277 --> 00:36:20,881
- We um, volunteer chaperone
at the school sometimes.
824
00:36:23,552 --> 00:36:26,186
- Uh, people left their
kids with you guys?
825
00:36:26,221 --> 00:36:27,087
- Yeah.
826
00:36:28,123 --> 00:36:29,256
- What about that?
827
00:36:29,291 --> 00:36:30,257
- I'm just playing.
828
00:36:30,292 --> 00:36:32,092
All right, you guys are
gonna get the full tour,
829
00:36:32,127 --> 00:36:35,428
and don't fall asleep
like you used to in class.
830
00:36:35,464 --> 00:36:37,430
All right guys, my
name's Alicia Harmon
831
00:36:37,466 --> 00:36:39,432
and this is Verdant Biokinetics,
832
00:36:39,468 --> 00:36:42,102
so let's start with my
favorite part of the tour,
833
00:36:42,137 --> 00:36:47,107
employee lounge where there's
free soda and snacks, come on.
834
00:36:47,943 --> 00:36:49,075
- What is you doing?
835
00:36:49,111 --> 00:36:50,944
We ain't got no time
for no full tour.
836
00:36:50,979 --> 00:36:52,546
We ain't got time
for no drinks, Roger.
837
00:36:52,581 --> 00:36:55,315
You forgot, we go to
strip club, the Russian?
838
00:36:55,350 --> 00:36:57,250
- Yo, the booty
club gonna be there.
839
00:36:57,286 --> 00:36:58,418
You see that lady up there?
840
00:36:58,453 --> 00:37:00,287
Yo, just let me
finesse this real quick
841
00:37:00,322 --> 00:37:01,488
and it's gonna be all good.
842
00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:04,991
Plus, she said there's free
soda, so we all Gucci be good.
843
00:37:05,027 --> 00:37:07,327
- Don't nobody give a damn
about no drinks, Roger.
844
00:37:07,362 --> 00:37:08,995
You know what, they better
have liters in there
845
00:37:09,031 --> 00:37:10,263
'cause you sound
thirsty as hell.
846
00:37:10,299 --> 00:37:12,232
- Man, shut up.
847
00:37:13,335 --> 00:37:16,002
- Founded in 2013,
Verdant Biokinetics
848
00:37:16,038 --> 00:37:18,438
makes everything
from rocket biofuel
849
00:37:18,473 --> 00:37:20,440
to nutrient-dense baby formula.
850
00:37:20,475 --> 00:37:21,942
- Well, I hope they don't mix up
851
00:37:21,977 --> 00:37:23,510
the baby formula
and the rocket fuel.
852
00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:25,345
Babies gonna be blowing
up all over town.
853
00:37:28,050 --> 00:37:29,950
- We're working to
improve the mind,
854
00:37:29,985 --> 00:37:31,318
the body, and the world.
855
00:37:31,353 --> 00:37:32,986
- Hello.
856
00:37:33,021 --> 00:37:35,956
- Oh, and look, there's
our CEO, Miss Ana Cheever.
857
00:37:35,991 --> 00:37:37,958
- Hey, everyone,
sorry to interrupt.
858
00:37:37,993 --> 00:37:39,492
I just want to
say how happy I am
859
00:37:39,528 --> 00:37:41,461
that you're all here
today to be part
860
00:37:41,496 --> 00:37:44,464
of our inner city
youth outreach program.
861
00:37:44,499 --> 00:37:49,102
Alicia is helping us to be
a fully woke corporation.
862
00:37:50,072 --> 00:37:51,972
- Woke?
863
00:37:52,007 --> 00:37:55,175
- You're all so brave
and so beautiful.
864
00:37:56,011 --> 00:37:59,512
You have such bright,
bright futures ahead of you.
865
00:37:59,548 --> 00:38:03,049
And just remember,
don't do drugs.
866
00:38:03,085 --> 00:38:06,152
Unless, of course, they're
one of ours.
867
00:38:06,188 --> 00:38:08,188
I'm kidding, I am kidding.
868
00:38:08,223 --> 00:38:10,390
- Thank you for
that, Miss Cheever.
869
00:38:10,425 --> 00:38:11,491
Let's give it up for her.
870
00:38:11,526 --> 00:38:13,193
- This lady is wack.
871
00:38:13,228 --> 00:38:15,195
I'm finna go find me a
place to smoke, I'm out.
872
00:38:15,230 --> 00:38:17,030
- Why don't we head
into our VR room,
873
00:38:17,065 --> 00:38:18,164
where you guys can fly with bees
874
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,500
through real honeycombs, yeah?
875
00:38:23,405 --> 00:38:25,505
- Access granted.
876
00:38:40,422 --> 00:38:42,188
- You figure it out?
877
00:38:42,224 --> 00:38:45,225
- Oh yeah, you know,
I'm math as hell.
878
00:38:49,131 --> 00:38:51,231
Yo, so, what
happened to the tour?
879
00:38:51,266 --> 00:38:53,400
- I left them in the auditorium
with a science movie,
880
00:38:53,435 --> 00:38:54,601
so you know, they're probably
881
00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:57,337
all diddling each other by now.
882
00:38:57,372 --> 00:38:59,039
- I like science movies.
883
00:38:59,074 --> 00:39:01,074
- I bet you do.
884
00:39:01,109 --> 00:39:02,275
- What's up with your boss like,
885
00:39:02,311 --> 00:39:06,079
crying about the inner city
kids, dressing like Erykah Badu.
886
00:39:06,114 --> 00:39:07,547
Is she like, serious?
887
00:39:07,582 --> 00:39:09,416
- Yeah, she means well,
888
00:39:09,451 --> 00:39:12,052
but she can just be
a real line-crosser.
889
00:39:12,087 --> 00:39:15,055
That woman stresses me out.
890
00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:19,192
- Word, yo, when I get
like that, yo, I get high.
891
00:39:20,395 --> 00:39:23,396
Yo, I actually got some,
if you wanna smoke?
892
00:39:23,432 --> 00:39:25,398
- I stopped smoking in college.
893
00:39:25,434 --> 00:39:26,366
- For real?
894
00:39:26,401 --> 00:39:28,268
Like, you never smoke?
895
00:39:29,171 --> 00:39:30,370
- I guess, I don't know,
896
00:39:30,405 --> 00:39:32,572
I just started
focusing on my career.
897
00:39:32,607 --> 00:39:34,140
- I feel that, I'm all
about my paper too,
898
00:39:34,176 --> 00:39:37,544
but yo, I gotta smoke,
like I gotsta stay high.
899
00:39:37,579 --> 00:39:41,114
- Well, you're cute,
so you can do that.
900
00:39:44,586 --> 00:39:47,587
See, this is what I'm talking
about, the CEO needs me.
901
00:39:47,622 --> 00:39:50,557
- I'll be here if
you change your mind.
902
00:39:50,592 --> 00:39:52,459
- Shouldn't you
be with the kids?
903
00:39:52,494 --> 00:39:53,593
- Kids, kids.
904
00:39:55,297 --> 00:39:57,230
- Roger, it's this way.
905
00:39:59,334 --> 00:40:01,267
- I knew that.
- Uh-huh.
906
00:40:02,204 --> 00:40:03,636
- Nobody in here.
907
00:40:03,672 --> 00:40:06,272
Time to smoke my blunt.
908
00:40:06,308 --> 00:40:08,274
Ooh, that too hard.
909
00:40:09,544 --> 00:40:10,477
Nobody.
910
00:40:13,715 --> 00:40:17,417
- Help me, help me.
- Want me to help you?
911
00:40:17,452 --> 00:40:19,552
Let me take your picture.
912
00:40:27,696 --> 00:40:29,763
- Now, come on here.
- Why you so strong?
913
00:40:29,798 --> 00:40:31,564
Get off, I can walk.
914
00:40:33,402 --> 00:40:35,168
- Yo, what's going on?
915
00:40:35,203 --> 00:40:36,336
- Ain't none of
your business, sir.
916
00:40:36,371 --> 00:40:37,771
- It is my business,
he's with me.
917
00:40:37,806 --> 00:40:39,773
- Well then you need
to come with me, too.
918
00:40:39,808 --> 00:40:41,174
Come on, now.
- You snitch.
919
00:40:41,209 --> 00:40:43,276
You're stupid.
- Come on, man, damn.
920
00:40:43,311 --> 00:40:45,211
- Fye is causing
some side effects.
921
00:40:45,247 --> 00:40:46,646
- This is very, very bad.
922
00:40:46,681 --> 00:40:49,215
These results are horrendous.
923
00:40:49,251 --> 00:40:51,718
- Well, should we
delay the launch?
924
00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:54,687
- No, absolutely not, our
stock price would plummet.
925
00:40:54,723 --> 00:40:55,822
- Ow.
- Try it, man.
926
00:40:55,857 --> 00:40:57,624
- Sorry to interrupt.
927
00:40:57,659 --> 00:40:59,225
- What is it?
928
00:40:59,261 --> 00:41:00,460
- I found these two
wandering around the halls
929
00:41:00,495 --> 00:41:03,229
and this gentleman was
in a restricted area.
930
00:41:03,265 --> 00:41:04,130
- Who you calling a gentleman?
931
00:41:04,166 --> 00:41:08,368
I am not not gentleman,
I am a grown man.
932
00:41:08,403 --> 00:41:09,836
- What's going on?
933
00:41:09,871 --> 00:41:12,305
- These two claim to
be with the high school
934
00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:15,542
but none of the other chaperones
has ever heard of 'em.
935
00:41:15,577 --> 00:41:17,710
They say they're with you?
936
00:41:17,746 --> 00:41:19,312
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
937
00:41:20,515 --> 00:41:22,715
Yep, I'm taking
them to lunch today.
938
00:41:22,751 --> 00:41:24,484
They're actually
community leaders.
939
00:41:24,519 --> 00:41:27,854
- Oh, community
leaders, wonderful.
940
00:41:27,889 --> 00:41:29,489
- Calvin, Roger.
941
00:41:29,524 --> 00:41:33,326
- Yeah, it's Officer Community
Leader Calvin at that.
942
00:41:33,361 --> 00:41:34,727
And Obama was a
community leader.
943
00:41:34,763 --> 00:41:35,728
- I miss Obama.
944
00:41:35,764 --> 00:41:37,363
- He was a deacon at his church.
945
00:41:37,399 --> 00:41:38,331
- We're gonna go.
946
00:41:38,366 --> 00:41:39,499
- Take them to Chez Jane,
947
00:41:39,534 --> 00:41:40,600
it's the best soul
food in Atlanta.
948
00:41:40,635 --> 00:41:41,768
It's on us.
949
00:41:41,803 --> 00:41:43,703
- He only liked brown
M&M's, did you know.
950
00:41:43,738 --> 00:41:46,239
- Thank you so much,
love you brothers.
951
00:41:48,043 --> 00:41:49,209
know what I'm saying,
giving us a ride
952
00:41:49,244 --> 00:41:51,044
back to the whip and all that.
953
00:41:51,079 --> 00:41:52,412
- Are you kidding
me, you just gave me
954
00:41:52,447 --> 00:41:54,881
an excuse to get
out of the office.
955
00:41:54,916 --> 00:41:56,049
Let's go get that lunch
I just lied about.
956
00:41:56,084 --> 00:41:58,985
- Uh-uh, we ain't
got time, ma'am.
957
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:00,854
We're kinda in a rush.
958
00:42:00,889 --> 00:42:04,090
Have you ever eaten
at Magic Kitty?
959
00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:05,225
- Yo, he's kidding.
960
00:42:05,260 --> 00:42:07,827
We should go to
Zaxby's or something.
961
00:42:07,863 --> 00:42:10,730
- Well if you want the best
wings, you go to Magic Kitty.
962
00:42:10,765 --> 00:42:12,398
Let's go see some booty.
963
00:42:12,434 --> 00:42:14,234
- Okay but look, there's a
reason we gotta go, okay?
964
00:42:14,269 --> 00:42:16,769
- We gotta go see some
Russian gangsters, okay?
965
00:42:16,805 --> 00:42:19,873
They stole our weed and we
ain't really got a plan.
966
00:42:19,908 --> 00:42:21,774
And you can die.
967
00:42:21,810 --> 00:42:23,076
- Okay, well as long
as I'm not eating
968
00:42:23,111 --> 00:42:24,544
a boring-ass salad
bowl at the mall,
969
00:42:24,579 --> 00:42:27,981
I'm down for whatever,
Calvin, let's go.
970
00:42:29,484 --> 00:42:33,419
- You said you
want a ride or die.
971
00:42:33,455 --> 00:42:36,923
So that's what we're into,
people that just wanna die?
972
00:42:36,958 --> 00:42:39,092
♪ If you a bad chick, let
me hear you say, yeah ♪
973
00:42:39,127 --> 00:42:41,094
♪ Little booty, big
booty don't care ♪
974
00:42:41,129 --> 00:42:43,263
♪ You got your own
car or your own crib ♪
975
00:42:43,298 --> 00:42:45,431
♪ You said he calling but
you leave him on read ♪
976
00:42:45,467 --> 00:42:47,967
♪ Just sway wit
it, sway wit it ♪
977
00:42:48,003 --> 00:42:50,136
♪ Kinda geeked up, sway wit it ♪
978
00:42:50,171 --> 00:42:52,438
♪ You see him
looking, sway wit it ♪
979
00:42:52,474 --> 00:42:54,240
♪ Sway wit it, sway wit it ♪
980
00:42:54,276 --> 00:42:57,277
♪ Met a dude named Wes, said
he checking for the best ♪
981
00:42:57,312 --> 00:42:59,479
- Sup baby, you wanna dance?
982
00:42:59,514 --> 00:43:03,550
- No, I don't really want no
dance right now, maybe later.
983
00:43:03,585 --> 00:43:05,818
But I know what you can
help me with, though.
984
00:43:05,854 --> 00:43:08,288
You know where I
can find Ivanov?
985
00:43:08,323 --> 00:43:10,056
- Sorry, I'm working.
986
00:43:10,091 --> 00:43:13,259
- You working, oh but
you can't find Ivanov?
987
00:43:13,295 --> 00:43:14,961
- Hey.
- Hey.
988
00:43:14,996 --> 00:43:18,498
- I know what
you're looking for.
989
00:43:18,533 --> 00:43:20,500
- Where the hell my weed at?
990
00:43:20,535 --> 00:43:22,268
- I got no need for your weed,
991
00:43:22,304 --> 00:43:24,170
'cause I got so much
money it's funny.
992
00:43:24,205 --> 00:43:25,238
I got money.
993
00:43:28,009 --> 00:43:31,578
Popcorn playa.
994
00:43:31,613 --> 00:43:33,146
- Nigga just made it rain on me.
995
00:43:33,181 --> 00:43:34,314
- These wings are so good.
996
00:43:34,349 --> 00:43:38,618
- These breasts and
thighs are good, too.
997
00:43:38,653 --> 00:43:39,953
- Woo, go girl.
998
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,828
- Now that ain't
courtship right there.
999
00:43:48,863 --> 00:43:49,996
I hit the hundreds, cuz.
1000
00:43:50,031 --> 00:43:51,197
- Hey, buddy.
- Uh-uh, I told you
1001
00:43:51,232 --> 00:43:52,999
I ain't want no dance.
1002
00:43:53,034 --> 00:43:55,001
- I heard you're
looking for Ivanov.
1003
00:43:55,036 --> 00:43:57,637
- Yes, and tell him
when you see him
1004
00:43:57,672 --> 00:44:01,107
I need to talk to him,
the boss is here.
1005
00:44:01,142 --> 00:44:03,176
- He is not a he.
1006
00:44:03,211 --> 00:44:06,045
- What you
talkin' 'bout, blondie?
1007
00:44:06,081 --> 00:44:08,314
- I am Ivanov, Irena Ivanov.
1008
00:44:09,551 --> 00:44:10,316
Let's go.
1009
00:44:13,054 --> 00:44:14,187
- Y'all heard
the Terminator,
1010
00:44:14,222 --> 00:44:15,855
we gotta get the
hell up outta here.
1011
00:44:15,890 --> 00:44:18,992
Let's go see what
she's talking about.
1012
00:44:20,562 --> 00:44:22,328
- Okay, let's hear it.
1013
00:44:22,364 --> 00:44:25,565
Why are you coming in here
and disrespecting my business?
1014
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,001
- No, what's disrespectful
is you're stealing our weed
1015
00:44:28,036 --> 00:44:29,569
and passing it off
like it's your own.
1016
00:44:29,604 --> 00:44:32,238
- Calm down, Calvin.
- No, ain't no calm down, cuz.
1017
00:44:32,273 --> 00:44:34,540
I'mma calm down when y'all
give us our weed back.
1018
00:44:34,576 --> 00:44:36,142
- We don't steal weed.
1019
00:44:36,177 --> 00:44:38,011
You are wasting my time.
1020
00:44:38,046 --> 00:44:39,178
Bogdan, get rid of them.
1021
00:44:39,214 --> 00:44:41,214
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not
here to cause any trouble.
1022
00:44:41,249 --> 00:44:44,183
- No, Alicia, ain't nobody
scared of Thievin' Seagal.
1023
00:44:44,219 --> 00:44:46,219
You hear me, I'm about to
go left and right like a--
1024
00:44:49,257 --> 00:44:50,890
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
1025
00:44:50,925 --> 00:44:52,992
What if I offered
you guys a truce?
1026
00:44:53,028 --> 00:44:55,361
Y'all like smoking weed, right?
1027
00:45:14,416 --> 00:45:15,882
- Okay.
1028
00:45:16,985 --> 00:45:18,384
- Okay, okay.
1029
00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:20,153
Now we do business.
1030
00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:41,307
Hey, this is my design.
1031
00:45:41,342 --> 00:45:43,209
- Your design?
1032
00:45:43,244 --> 00:45:46,079
- This college kid, he
come into my tattoo shop.
1033
00:45:46,114 --> 00:45:48,047
He say, "I want cool
Russian tattoo."
1034
00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:51,284
But **** this guy, so
I designed weak dick.
1035
00:45:51,319 --> 00:45:54,220
He must like, he
put on weed jar.
1036
00:45:54,255 --> 00:45:56,222
- And what's the
name of this kid?
1037
00:45:56,257 --> 00:45:58,291
- I don't know, but he have
1038
00:45:58,326 --> 00:46:01,427
red-black sweatshirt
with pussy on it.
1039
00:46:01,463 --> 00:46:02,662
Pussy cat.
1040
00:46:02,697 --> 00:46:05,665
- South Atlanta
College, right, yeah.
1041
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:07,433
- I think we're going
to school after all.
1042
00:46:07,469 --> 00:46:09,135
- You're not going anywhere.
1043
00:46:09,170 --> 00:46:10,636
- Okay.
- Oh.
1044
00:46:11,806 --> 00:46:13,639
- What's going on here?
1045
00:46:13,675 --> 00:46:18,411
- We give you good information,
now you give me something.
1046
00:46:18,446 --> 00:46:19,412
I want her.
1047
00:46:20,448 --> 00:46:21,748
- Me?
1048
00:46:21,783 --> 00:46:25,251
- You are classy hot,
not like other girls.
1049
00:46:25,286 --> 00:46:26,786
I want to see you dance.
1050
00:46:26,821 --> 00:46:29,789
- I would
like to see her, too.
1051
00:46:29,824 --> 00:46:32,291
- You work for me now.
1052
00:46:35,196 --> 00:46:37,130
- We need a plan.
1053
00:46:37,165 --> 00:46:39,165
We gotta get up
outta here, y'all.
1054
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,467
- Calm
down, I got this.
1055
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,347
- Your girl done did this
before, yes she have.
1056
00:46:54,382 --> 00:46:55,448
- Man, shut up, dog.
1057
00:46:55,483 --> 00:46:57,283
- Go Alicia!
1058
00:47:02,056 --> 00:47:04,223
- Irena, Irena!
1059
00:47:04,259 --> 00:47:05,291
- Damn.
1060
00:47:05,326 --> 00:47:06,459
- Run!
1061
00:47:07,428 --> 00:47:10,363
- You crazy, the hell rose you?
1062
00:47:17,539 --> 00:47:19,806
Come on, y'all.
- Let's go.
1063
00:47:21,409 --> 00:47:23,242
- What is you doing?
- Come on!
1064
00:47:23,278 --> 00:47:24,510
- Let's go!
1065
00:47:29,517 --> 00:47:31,184
Girl, what was you
doing in there?
1066
00:47:31,219 --> 00:47:33,085
- You said
we needed a plan!
1067
00:47:33,121 --> 00:47:37,390
- We didn't say kick
the Russian in the head.
1068
00:48:02,917 --> 00:48:05,051
- Ooh, damn, girl.
1069
00:48:05,086 --> 00:48:07,854
- Yo, I just feel
like, we've been such
1070
00:48:07,889 --> 00:48:09,755
a bad influence on you,
you know what I'm saying?
1071
00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:11,357
Like, if you need
to get back to work
1072
00:48:11,392 --> 00:48:12,792
or whatever you were doing,
1073
00:48:12,827 --> 00:48:14,927
me and my cousin, really,
we got it from here.
1074
00:48:14,963 --> 00:48:18,264
- I can't go, I literally
can't go back to work today.
1075
00:48:18,299 --> 00:48:19,966
I'm high as hell.
1076
00:48:20,001 --> 00:48:22,768
- Which one of these students
do you think smoke weed?
1077
00:48:22,804 --> 00:48:23,936
- All these kids smoke weed,
1078
00:48:23,972 --> 00:48:26,372
you're gonna have
to talk to them.
1079
00:48:26,407 --> 00:48:29,375
Just gotta know
what to say, watch.
1080
00:48:29,410 --> 00:48:34,046
Football players, which one
of y'all got that weak dick?
1081
00:48:35,817 --> 00:48:36,916
Damn.
1082
00:48:36,951 --> 00:48:38,351
I didn't name it.
1083
00:48:41,823 --> 00:48:43,256
I didn't name it!
1084
00:48:46,027 --> 00:48:47,927
- All right, it can't be
that hard to find a kid
1085
00:48:47,962 --> 00:48:51,397
who smokes weed on
a college campus.
1086
00:48:51,432 --> 00:48:54,066
- I think I know somebody.
1087
00:48:54,102 --> 00:48:56,002
- Uh-uh, follow my cuz.
1088
00:49:00,842 --> 00:49:04,977
- Well, well, well, if it
ain't Robbin' and Stealin'.
1089
00:49:05,013 --> 00:49:07,747
- Nah, it's Meegan and Steffi.
1090
00:49:08,483 --> 00:49:11,918
- Oh, hey, Zesto's,
1091
00:49:11,953 --> 00:49:13,419
what's up?
- Oh.
1092
00:49:13,454 --> 00:49:15,421
- Sorry about what
happened the other night.
1093
00:49:15,456 --> 00:49:16,989
- Hey, didn't
you get our apology joint?
1094
00:49:17,025 --> 00:49:19,959
- Yeah, I got it,
and I got fired.
1095
00:49:21,062 --> 00:49:22,695
But it don't even
matter right now,
1096
00:49:22,730 --> 00:49:25,798
y'all need to tell me right
now, who sells this weed?
1097
00:49:25,833 --> 00:49:26,799
- Right now.
1098
00:49:29,737 --> 00:49:31,003
- We don't smoke weed.
1099
00:49:31,039 --> 00:49:32,338
- Are you serious?
1100
00:49:32,373 --> 00:49:33,839
You're gonna tell
me that right now?
1101
00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:35,374
With a straight face, after
we just smoked a pound
1102
00:49:35,410 --> 00:49:38,978
in the back of your
Benz the other night?
1103
00:49:39,013 --> 00:49:42,348
It was, they made me
do it, it was weird.
1104
00:49:42,383 --> 00:49:43,683
- Boy you ain't got
to explain yourself,
1105
00:49:43,718 --> 00:49:44,850
stop acting like that.
1106
00:49:44,886 --> 00:49:46,352
- I know, I just--
- He smoke weed.
1107
00:49:46,387 --> 00:49:49,355
Listen here, chocolate,
vanilla, stop playing.
1108
00:49:49,390 --> 00:49:50,323
Where's our weed?
1109
00:49:50,358 --> 00:49:52,725
'Cause if you don't tell
us where our weed at,
1110
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,127
Alicia here gonna kick
y'all ass, ain't that right?
1111
00:49:55,163 --> 00:49:56,862
- Mm-hmm, yup, yup.
1112
00:49:58,399 --> 00:50:00,366
You don't wanna, ha.
1113
00:50:00,401 --> 00:50:02,335
Don't test me, I
already drop-kicked
1114
00:50:02,370 --> 00:50:06,505
one little goofy bird
today, just like that.
1115
00:50:06,541 --> 00:50:07,873
- She don't look crazy.
1116
00:50:07,909 --> 00:50:10,009
- Yeah, you ain't
scaring nobody.
1117
00:50:10,044 --> 00:50:13,412
Those pants are from J.Crew,
I wore them to a bar mitzvah.
1118
00:50:13,448 --> 00:50:15,514
- Oh, okay, all right.
1119
00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:17,149
- Uh-oh.
- Oh.
1120
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,921
- Look here.
- Okay, okay, okay.
1121
00:50:21,956 --> 00:50:26,726
This guy named Tobin, he's
got the best weed these days.
1122
00:50:27,762 --> 00:50:30,096
- It makes you feel like Beyonce
1123
00:50:30,131 --> 00:50:33,399
riding a horse like, bareback.
1124
00:50:33,434 --> 00:50:35,501
- But I heard he's
like, huge and scary,
1125
00:50:35,536 --> 00:50:37,903
so I wouldn't mess with
him if I were you guys.
1126
00:50:37,939 --> 00:50:39,405
- Don't nobody care
about that, okay?
1127
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:42,375
I know krav maga, you
hear me, you hear me?
1128
00:50:42,410 --> 00:50:44,043
Listen here, y'all ain't
ready for this crane.
1129
00:50:44,078 --> 00:50:46,779
- So uh, where is
this Tobin dude?
1130
00:50:46,814 --> 00:50:48,414
- He's sponsoring a
party at Theta tonight,
1131
00:50:48,449 --> 00:50:52,051
but y'all can't get in,
it's for frats only.
1132
00:50:52,086 --> 00:50:54,520
- Plus you guys, I really
wouldn't mess with him.
1133
00:50:54,555 --> 00:50:58,124
He's like, the Soog
Knight of Atlanta.
1134
00:50:58,159 --> 00:51:00,026
- Soog Knight?
1135
00:51:00,061 --> 00:51:01,527
- You mean Suge?
1136
00:51:01,562 --> 00:51:03,062
- Whatever.
1137
00:51:03,097 --> 00:51:05,231
- Ooh, y'all gotta stop
watching black movies, okay?
1138
00:51:05,266 --> 00:51:07,099
'Cause you're ****ing
up the culture.
1139
00:51:07,135 --> 00:51:08,534
- It's like the same thing.
1140
00:51:08,569 --> 00:51:09,435
- It's okay.
1141
00:51:09,470 --> 00:51:11,871
- Come on, girl, damn.
1142
00:51:11,906 --> 00:51:14,106
♪ Boy you got a problem
better figure it out ♪
1143
00:51:14,142 --> 00:51:16,809
♪ All you selfie-taking naked
gotta watch your mouth ♪
1144
00:51:16,844 --> 00:51:19,945
♪ I'm just a Midwest player
with some balls from the south ♪
1145
00:51:19,981 --> 00:51:21,881
- Ooh, this thing lit.
1146
00:51:23,151 --> 00:51:24,817
Oh, they let everybody in here,
1147
00:51:24,852 --> 00:51:27,086
okay, I see what's happening.
1148
00:51:27,121 --> 00:51:29,155
- Where you think we
gonna find the Tobin dude?
1149
00:51:29,190 --> 00:51:32,258
- I don't know, we
gotta split up, baby.
1150
00:51:32,293 --> 00:51:33,959
I think I'm gonna go that way.
1151
00:51:33,995 --> 00:51:35,461
Ladies!
1152
00:51:35,496 --> 00:51:38,464
You ever met a guy who been
to another dimension, okay?
1153
00:51:38,499 --> 00:51:41,100
♪ Ham, bank just dropped,
I'm about to go ham ♪
1154
00:51:41,135 --> 00:51:43,903
♪ Pretty and the fly
when they see me go ham ♪
1155
00:51:43,938 --> 00:51:46,138
♪ Shittin' too hard
for the radio ♪
1156
00:51:46,174 --> 00:51:48,808
♪ I'm about to go ham ♪
1157
00:51:48,843 --> 00:51:51,510
♪ Ham, bank just dropped
I'm about to go ham ♪
1158
00:51:54,982 --> 00:51:57,516
- Damn, I should've
went to college, ooh.
1159
00:51:57,552 --> 00:51:58,818
What's up, baby?
1160
00:51:58,853 --> 00:52:00,052
Yes, yes, lady.
1161
00:52:01,856 --> 00:52:04,990
Can one of you ladies
help me find Tobin?
1162
00:52:05,026 --> 00:52:06,492
Tobin, no?
1163
00:52:06,527 --> 00:52:09,295
Ooh, girl, that's why your
wig stinks, don't do that.
1164
00:52:09,330 --> 00:52:11,163
- Hey my man, who you with?
1165
00:52:11,199 --> 00:52:14,300
- Oh, I'm looking for my boy
Tobin, you know where he at?
1166
00:52:14,335 --> 00:52:17,036
Tobin!
- I ain't ask you all that.
1167
00:52:17,071 --> 00:52:19,004
It's a private
party, who you with?
1168
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:23,209
- Oh, who I'm with, I'm
from another chapter.
1169
00:52:23,244 --> 00:52:25,311
Minnesota, mm-hmm.
1170
00:52:25,346 --> 00:52:26,645
Theta all day, baby.
1171
00:52:26,681 --> 00:52:27,980
Theta all day.
1172
00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:31,884
- Hell
yeah, Theta all day.
1173
00:52:31,919 --> 00:52:34,153
Theta all day, baby, okay.
1174
00:52:34,188 --> 00:52:36,622
We 'bout to step, we
down a man, hop in.
1175
00:52:36,657 --> 00:52:37,890
- No, I got asthma,
I can't really--
1176
00:52:37,925 --> 00:52:39,191
- Hop in, bro.
1177
00:52:39,227 --> 00:52:41,026
- Let me go use the bathroom.
- Hey yo, we got one.
1178
00:52:41,062 --> 00:52:44,029
- Okay, later, later.
1179
00:52:44,065 --> 00:52:45,831
- So, you got a man?
1180
00:52:46,767 --> 00:52:49,335
- Roger, do you really think
I'd be here if I had a man?
1181
00:52:49,370 --> 00:52:51,203
- Yo, I'm just asking.
1182
00:52:53,074 --> 00:52:56,075
- I love this song,
let's go dance.
1183
00:52:56,110 --> 00:52:58,511
- Don't kick me in the head.
1184
00:52:59,580 --> 00:53:02,181
♪ Who told you you could
walk in here like that ♪
1185
00:53:02,216 --> 00:53:04,350
♪ Who told you you could
light up this room like that ♪
1186
00:53:04,385 --> 00:53:06,919
♪ Who told you you could kill
all these girls like that ♪
1187
00:53:06,954 --> 00:53:09,221
♪ And every time they here you
know you got that kickback ♪
1188
00:53:09,257 --> 00:53:11,557
♪ So you somebody, somebody ♪
1189
00:53:11,592 --> 00:53:13,926
♪ Ooh you somebody, somebody ♪
1190
00:53:13,961 --> 00:53:16,195
♪ Ooh you somebody, somebody ♪
1191
00:53:16,230 --> 00:53:19,665
♪ Must be somebody, yeah yeah ♪
1192
00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:21,267
- Uh-uh man,
what y'all doing?
1193
00:53:21,302 --> 00:53:22,568
Come on, get off me, brother.
1194
00:53:22,603 --> 00:53:25,070
I ain't come here for that.
1195
00:53:25,106 --> 00:53:26,005
- Yeah.
1196
00:53:28,075 --> 00:53:32,211
- Right now,
this is where you wanna go?
1197
00:53:37,985 --> 00:53:40,252
- I got it,
I got the wing, girl.
1198
00:53:51,265 --> 00:53:53,899
All right, I cover y'all back.
1199
00:53:55,169 --> 00:53:57,002
I'll be in the back.
1200
00:54:07,748 --> 00:54:10,115
Oh, you people are crazy.
1201
00:54:10,151 --> 00:54:13,052
- Theta
flip, Theta flip!
1202
00:54:16,290 --> 00:54:18,624
- Come on bro, Theta
flip, let's go, I got you.
1203
00:54:18,659 --> 00:54:20,759
- I got asthma,
don't make me flip.
1204
00:54:20,795 --> 00:54:22,294
It ain't good for my heart.
1205
00:54:22,330 --> 00:54:24,430
- Theta
flip, Theta flip!
1206
00:54:24,465 --> 00:54:26,398
Theta flip, Theta flip!
1207
00:54:31,172 --> 00:54:34,673
Ow!
1208
00:54:34,709 --> 00:54:36,275
I'm good.
1209
00:54:36,310 --> 00:54:37,610
- Damn.
1210
00:54:37,645 --> 00:54:40,346
- No harm, no foul,
all right, I'm okay.
1211
00:54:47,688 --> 00:54:50,322
- It's our founding
brother's ashes.
1212
00:54:50,358 --> 00:54:51,790
- You said it's who?
1213
00:54:51,826 --> 00:54:55,394
- Our founding
brother's ashes, man!
1214
00:54:57,698 --> 00:54:59,465
- I got dead people all over me.
1215
00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:01,166
- Yo, that ain't no damn Theta.
1216
00:55:01,202 --> 00:55:02,635
Stomp that bitch.
1217
00:55:09,043 --> 00:55:10,075
- Move, they're trying
to kill me, move.
1218
00:55:11,112 --> 00:55:13,545
Let's find somewhere to hide.
1219
00:55:15,650 --> 00:55:17,182
Oh yeah, let's hide in here.
1220
00:55:17,218 --> 00:55:19,351
Can I join y'all?
- Come on.
1221
00:55:23,291 --> 00:55:24,156
- Oh.
- Oh.
1222
00:55:27,295 --> 00:55:28,360
That is wrong.
1223
00:55:28,396 --> 00:55:31,563
- You just need Jesus.
- Come on, cuz.
1224
00:55:32,667 --> 00:55:34,099
Get back here, punk.
1225
00:55:34,135 --> 00:55:36,101
- Where they
at, where they at?
1226
00:55:36,137 --> 00:55:38,103
Check all the rooms.
1227
00:55:38,139 --> 00:55:39,605
- Man, I told you, stay low.
1228
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,040
Now what we supposed to do,
1229
00:55:41,075 --> 00:55:42,975
tell me how we're supposed
to find Tobin now.
1230
00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:43,942
Hey yo, let's go see
1231
00:55:43,978 --> 00:55:47,112
if Tobin got any more of
that killer weed, man.
1232
00:55:47,148 --> 00:55:50,182
- See, I told you
we gonna be straight.
1233
00:55:55,356 --> 00:55:59,358
Yep, that's our weed.
1234
00:56:00,094 --> 00:56:02,061
- It's
a security breach.
1235
00:56:02,096 --> 00:56:06,231
Some scrawny dude with no
dance skills and his friends.
1236
00:56:06,267 --> 00:56:08,233
- Scrawny dude,
I'll fight that--
1237
00:56:08,269 --> 00:56:09,301
- Wait a minute,
can't just go in there
1238
00:56:09,337 --> 00:56:11,003
all maniac style like that.
1239
00:56:11,038 --> 00:56:13,005
We need to have a plan first.
1240
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,773
What weed we got left?
1241
00:56:14,809 --> 00:56:16,342
- We ain't got no
damn weed, Roger.
1242
00:56:16,377 --> 00:56:17,643
We ain't nothing but shake.
1243
00:56:17,678 --> 00:56:19,178
- Hold up, remember
when we was kids
1244
00:56:19,213 --> 00:56:20,646
and we had no weed then,
1245
00:56:20,681 --> 00:56:23,282
we snuck up on my mom,
take all the little roaches
1246
00:56:23,317 --> 00:56:26,685
and shake, put it together,
and make a super joint.
1247
00:56:26,721 --> 00:56:27,619
- I see what you're going for.
1248
00:56:27,655 --> 00:56:29,188
It's Captain Planet.
1249
00:56:29,223 --> 00:56:30,356
- Call on him.
- Let's do it.
1250
00:56:30,391 --> 00:56:31,790
- Mr. Planet sir,
we call on you today
1251
00:56:31,826 --> 00:56:33,359
because we need your
help more than ever.
1252
00:56:33,394 --> 00:56:35,194
We was wondering if
you could slide down
1253
00:56:35,229 --> 00:56:37,029
and help us out with
some of that good-good.
1254
00:56:37,064 --> 00:56:38,097
- He ain't pick up,
hang up the phone.
1255
00:56:38,132 --> 00:56:38,997
- Leave a message.
1256
00:56:39,033 --> 00:56:40,632
- Come on, let's go.
1257
00:57:00,221 --> 00:57:02,688
- Thank you, brother.
1258
00:57:06,227 --> 00:57:10,396
- That's it, bro.
1259
00:57:10,431 --> 00:57:11,697
- Are you guys okay?
1260
00:57:11,732 --> 00:57:14,333
- It's
part of the process.
1261
00:57:14,368 --> 00:57:16,068
Trust me.
1262
00:57:23,244 --> 00:57:25,344
- Goddammit.
1263
00:57:25,379 --> 00:57:27,713
I'm okay, I'm all right.
1264
00:57:27,748 --> 00:57:29,348
- Damn fool.
1265
00:57:29,383 --> 00:57:30,716
- All right,
now everybody be cool,
1266
00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:31,717
don't nobody make a move.
1267
00:57:31,752 --> 00:57:33,719
- Y'all didn't have to
kick the door in, man.
1268
00:57:33,754 --> 00:57:34,853
It was open.
1269
00:57:34,889 --> 00:57:36,722
- Boy, if you don't get your
Missy Elliott-body-having
1270
00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:39,725
ass out, boy I mow your ahh buh.
1271
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:42,428
I'm talking about
big top, little leg.
1272
00:57:42,463 --> 00:57:44,363
Look at him, you should've
joined a sorority,
1273
00:57:44,398 --> 00:57:45,497
'cause you know why, you got
1274
00:57:45,533 --> 00:57:47,366
♪ Titties ♪
1275
00:57:47,401 --> 00:57:48,834
- Get his ass.
1276
00:57:48,869 --> 00:57:51,270
- Boy look at you, you got
a check on your forehead.
1277
00:57:51,305 --> 00:57:53,105
I bet your tattoo artist
in the third grade.
1278
00:57:53,140 --> 00:57:54,540
Good check, ugly.
1279
00:57:54,575 --> 00:57:56,241
- Get his ass.
1280
00:57:56,277 --> 00:57:57,543
We didn't come here to play.
1281
00:57:57,578 --> 00:57:59,778
- Right.
- Where's Tobin?
1282
00:58:02,550 --> 00:58:04,550
- Sup, bitches.
1283
00:58:04,585 --> 00:58:06,218
- Wait a minute.
- Oh hell no.
1284
00:58:06,253 --> 00:58:07,186
- I know you ain't Tobin.
1285
00:58:07,221 --> 00:58:10,389
♪ Business is booming,
money be moving ♪
1286
00:58:10,424 --> 00:58:12,224
- Give us our weed
back, white boy.
1287
00:58:12,259 --> 00:58:15,227
- No, no, I'm not
giving anything back.
1288
00:58:15,262 --> 00:58:17,229
I've learned an
important lesson.
1289
00:58:17,264 --> 00:58:19,765
That lesson is when
you have amazing weed,
1290
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,900
everybody's nice to you.
1291
00:58:21,936 --> 00:58:25,270
Even if you're a
nerdy white virgin.
1292
00:58:25,306 --> 00:58:28,774
I'm not a virgin,
I've had so much sex.
1293
00:58:28,809 --> 00:58:30,542
- No, no, I know
another lesson your ass
1294
00:58:30,578 --> 00:58:33,312
about to learn today,
little virgin white boy.
1295
00:58:33,347 --> 00:58:35,881
When you steal people's
shit, it's repercussion.
1296
00:58:35,916 --> 00:58:38,283
We coming back to cap that ass.
1297
00:58:38,319 --> 00:58:39,885
Alicia, whup his ass.
- Wait,
1298
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,587
can we not go there again?
1299
00:58:41,622 --> 00:58:43,422
- Hell yeah, and
another thing is,
1300
00:58:43,457 --> 00:58:45,891
that tattoo you got on your arm?
1301
00:58:45,926 --> 00:58:48,293
It actually says weak dick.
1302
00:58:48,329 --> 00:58:50,295
- What?
1303
00:58:50,331 --> 00:58:52,931
No, no, the tattoo artist
said it meant cool sex guy.
1304
00:58:52,967 --> 00:58:54,900
- Oh, sweetie.
1305
00:58:54,935 --> 00:58:56,468
- Get the hell out of my party!
1306
00:58:56,504 --> 00:58:58,570
Yo, I'm king of this frat now.
1307
00:58:58,606 --> 00:58:59,805
- What?
- What?
1308
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:01,807
- What?
- What the hell you just say?
1309
00:59:01,842 --> 00:59:04,443
- I'm just, I'm
playing, it's a joke.
1310
00:59:04,478 --> 00:59:05,911
- Wait a minute,
everybody shut up.
1311
00:59:05,946 --> 00:59:07,779
Everybody pause, stay there.
1312
00:59:07,815 --> 00:59:09,147
You know what, I'm
tired of y'all.
1313
00:59:09,183 --> 00:59:11,183
We superheroes,
and you know what?
1314
00:59:11,218 --> 00:59:13,318
When our superpowers kick in,
1315
00:59:13,354 --> 00:59:17,189
♪ Ain't no telling
what we gon' do ♪
1316
00:59:17,224 --> 00:59:18,490
You don't wanna see this.
1317
00:59:18,526 --> 00:59:20,826
Uh, Roger, what's
your superpower,
1318
00:59:20,861 --> 00:59:22,528
'cause I think mine diarrhea.
1319
00:59:34,408 --> 00:59:36,141
- What is he doing?
1320
00:59:47,922 --> 00:59:51,290
What?
1321
00:59:55,930 --> 00:59:57,362
- What happened?
1322
00:59:59,233 --> 01:00:00,532
I smell dookie.
1323
01:00:00,568 --> 01:00:02,000
- You don't need to
worry about that.
1324
01:00:02,036 --> 01:00:03,135
Uh-huh, did y'all see that?
1325
01:00:03,170 --> 01:00:05,971
Did you see that, did you
saw that masterpiece, huh?
1326
01:00:06,006 --> 01:00:06,939
We ain't playing no games,
1327
01:00:06,974 --> 01:00:09,575
no telling what we do
when our powers kick in.
1328
01:00:09,610 --> 01:00:13,879
- Yo, that's not our
Weed Bible, look at this.
1329
01:00:13,914 --> 01:00:15,547
- Kama
Sutra for Small Men?
1330
01:00:15,583 --> 01:00:16,481
- Give me my book back.
1331
01:00:16,517 --> 01:00:17,583
- Oh.
- Whoa.
1332
01:00:17,618 --> 01:00:19,651
- She be hitting
you from the back?
1333
01:00:19,687 --> 01:00:21,253
- That's normal.
1334
01:00:21,288 --> 01:00:23,488
- What you got going on, what
kinda fraternity is this?
1335
01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:25,924
- Where's our Weed Bible?
1336
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,894
- I don't know what that
is, I just bought your weed.
1337
01:00:28,929 --> 01:00:30,662
Some dude sold it
to me for cheap.
1338
01:00:30,698 --> 01:00:32,331
- What dude?
1339
01:00:32,366 --> 01:00:36,902
- I don't know, some dude
going on about a booty cloud.
1340
01:00:37,504 --> 01:00:39,338
- Big Bang.
1341
01:00:39,373 --> 01:00:41,540
- He can have that.
1342
01:00:42,476 --> 01:00:47,546
- Now we smoke our finest
brother's ashes in his memory.
1343
01:00:51,585 --> 01:00:53,018
- Thetas.
1344
01:00:53,053 --> 01:00:54,019
- Oh.
1345
01:00:54,755 --> 01:00:58,290
- I guess smoking dead
people really works.
1346
01:00:58,325 --> 01:01:02,227
- What's up, negros?
1347
01:01:07,267 --> 01:01:09,401
in downtown Atlanta,
brought to you by Fye.
1348
01:01:09,436 --> 01:01:13,005
It's the future of high,
it's Fye, launching tomorrow.
1349
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,040
- I know
everybody's excited about that.
1350
01:01:18,979 --> 01:01:22,014
- Trap house, there's
so many wonderful things
1351
01:01:22,049 --> 01:01:25,384
I could say about you,
but I don't feel like it.
1352
01:01:25,419 --> 01:01:27,586
- Big Bang, where's
our Weed Bible?
1353
01:01:27,621 --> 01:01:29,621
- What, what you talking about?
1354
01:01:29,657 --> 01:01:32,424
- We know you got it,
because Tobin told us.
1355
01:01:32,459 --> 01:01:33,625
- So Tobin told you
I had the bible,
1356
01:01:33,661 --> 01:01:35,560
so just 'cause Tobin told you
something, you believe Tobin?
1357
01:01:35,596 --> 01:01:36,695
- Where the bible at?
1358
01:01:36,730 --> 01:01:38,463
- Okay, all right,
yeah, I got it.
1359
01:01:38,499 --> 01:01:39,631
All right, I sold him some weed
1360
01:01:39,667 --> 01:01:41,433
and I ain't got
none of the rest,
1361
01:01:41,468 --> 01:01:42,934
and I ain't got your bible no
more, either, sold that too.
1362
01:01:42,970 --> 01:01:44,436
- To who?
1363
01:01:44,471 --> 01:01:45,504
- I don't know,
some white people.
1364
01:01:45,539 --> 01:01:46,204
White people wanna buy
stuff, you sell it to 'em.
1365
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:48,440
Some company called
1366
01:01:48,475 --> 01:01:50,575
- Verdant Biokinetics?
1367
01:01:50,611 --> 01:01:51,743
- That, say it again.
1368
01:01:51,779 --> 01:01:53,445
- Verdant Biokinetics.
1369
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:54,579
- Yeah, that's them
right there, man.
1370
01:01:54,615 --> 01:01:56,381
They were all in
a panic to get it.
1371
01:01:56,417 --> 01:01:57,749
They almost ripped my
arm apart, some of 'em.
1372
01:01:57,785 --> 01:01:58,917
We all need it, we all need it.
1373
01:01:58,952 --> 01:02:02,054
And they paid me a lot of
money, that's how I'm retiring.
1374
01:02:02,089 --> 01:02:04,556
Big Bang outta here, ha, bang.
1375
01:02:04,591 --> 01:02:06,758
- What would a big tech
lab want with our weed?
1376
01:02:06,794 --> 01:02:08,593
- I don't know, they said
they gonna make some like,
1377
01:02:08,629 --> 01:02:10,062
smart blunt, that's
what it was called.
1378
01:02:10,097 --> 01:02:12,964
Fye, and it was fye,
too, they let me try it.
1379
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,966
It was amazing, nice clean burn,
1380
01:02:15,002 --> 01:02:17,469
fruity flavors, I
think it's the future.
1381
01:02:17,504 --> 01:02:20,072
Although the comedown, it's
a little bad, little shaky,
1382
01:02:20,107 --> 01:02:22,474
but hey, more weed
better than no weed,
1383
01:02:22,509 --> 01:02:23,408
you know what I'm saying?
1384
01:02:23,444 --> 01:02:25,510
And they white people,
why not trust 'em?
1385
01:02:25,546 --> 01:02:27,979
- And you ain't know
nothing about this?
1386
01:02:28,015 --> 01:02:30,015
- I know they've been developing
something for a while now,
1387
01:02:30,050 --> 01:02:32,651
but I don't know what that has
to do with your Weed Bible.
1388
01:02:32,686 --> 01:02:35,654
- Grow house, the Weed Bible,
1389
01:02:35,689 --> 01:02:38,590
how you even know
about all that?
1390
01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:43,128
- Man, I've been banging
your mama for months now.
1391
01:02:44,565 --> 01:02:46,498
I saw everything.
1392
01:02:48,469 --> 01:02:50,035
- Bro, who up there
smashing yo mama, bro?
1393
01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:53,105
- I don't know and I don't
wanna know, man, turn this up.
1394
01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:55,507
- Ooh
baby, look at him.
1395
01:02:55,542 --> 01:02:57,142
- Turn up the TV, man, come on.
1396
01:02:57,177 --> 01:02:58,510
I don't wanna hear that.
1397
01:02:58,545 --> 01:03:00,712
- Bang, bang, bang, bang,
1398
01:03:00,748 --> 01:03:02,514
bang.
- That was you?
1399
01:03:02,549 --> 01:03:03,682
- Man, don't act so surprised.
1400
01:03:03,717 --> 01:03:05,784
I done told you a million times.
1401
01:03:05,819 --> 01:03:07,686
- I thought those were
just yo mama jokes.
1402
01:03:07,721 --> 01:03:09,721
Wait, so, you taught
me how to ride a bike.
1403
01:03:09,757 --> 01:03:12,524
It was at my fifth
birthday party.
1404
01:03:12,559 --> 01:03:13,658
Are you my daddy?
1405
01:03:13,694 --> 01:03:15,460
- Hell no, I ain't
your daddy, boy.
1406
01:03:15,496 --> 01:03:16,661
- Thank god.
- Look at me.
1407
01:03:16,697 --> 01:03:18,530
- He's got a point,
he got light skin
1408
01:03:18,565 --> 01:03:19,531
and you black as hell.
1409
01:03:19,566 --> 01:03:20,465
- I was just being nice to you.
1410
01:03:20,501 --> 01:03:21,533
That's what you do,
you be nice to the kid
1411
01:03:21,568 --> 01:03:24,703
to get close to the mama,
and she let me hit it.
1412
01:03:24,738 --> 01:03:26,738
- I heard that.
1413
01:03:26,774 --> 01:03:28,807
- Damn, your mama
got some ears on her.
1414
01:03:28,842 --> 01:03:30,742
- We know.
1415
01:03:30,778 --> 01:03:33,145
- There she is, baby, ha!
1416
01:03:33,180 --> 01:03:35,547
So fine walking
down those stairs.
1417
01:03:35,582 --> 01:03:37,549
- Hi, baby.
- Hi, baby.
1418
01:03:37,584 --> 01:03:38,550
You smell good.
1419
01:03:38,585 --> 01:03:39,751
- I know.
1420
01:03:39,787 --> 01:03:43,755
Roger, listen, I told Bang to
get your butt out that gang.
1421
01:03:43,791 --> 01:03:45,056
- Had to do it.
1422
01:03:45,092 --> 01:03:46,525
- And you, ooh.
1423
01:03:47,728 --> 01:03:48,693
- Did I do good,
1424
01:03:48,729 --> 01:03:50,729
did I do?
- You did good, baby.
1425
01:03:50,764 --> 01:03:52,130
Ooh!
- Oh my god.
1426
01:03:53,233 --> 01:03:55,167
Mom, I can't unsee
stuff like that.
1427
01:03:55,202 --> 01:03:57,068
- Unsee this too.
1428
01:04:01,575 --> 01:04:02,707
You want to see it again?
- No, I don't want
1429
01:04:02,743 --> 01:04:03,875
to see it ever.
- I got tapes.
1430
01:04:03,911 --> 01:04:05,177
You should see the other stuff.
1431
01:04:05,212 --> 01:04:06,678
- Bang, why am I still carrying
1432
01:04:06,713 --> 01:04:07,646
this darn suitcase?
- I don't know,
1433
01:04:07,681 --> 01:04:09,214
but you shouldn't carry
nothing but my heart.
1434
01:04:09,249 --> 01:04:10,715
- And where's that whip of yours
1435
01:04:10,751 --> 01:04:12,717
you keep telling me about,
it's a quarter past.
1436
01:04:12,753 --> 01:04:14,553
- Bang, there it is
right there, look at it.
1437
01:04:14,588 --> 01:04:17,189
- Ooh, we done came up, baby.
1438
01:04:17,224 --> 01:04:19,524
- Bang ain't playing
no games, got to go.
1439
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:20,058
- Open my door for me, honey.
1440
01:04:20,093 --> 01:04:21,193
- I will.
1441
01:04:21,228 --> 01:04:22,761
- I'll be back in two weeks.
1442
01:04:22,796 --> 01:04:25,597
Don't you drink up
all my Fanta, boy.
1443
01:04:25,632 --> 01:04:27,098
Hey Daddy, honey.
- You get in there, sweetie.
1444
01:04:27,134 --> 01:04:29,634
- Oh, lemme get in here, ooh.
1445
01:04:29,670 --> 01:04:30,735
Get in, baby.
1446
01:04:31,772 --> 01:04:33,238
Work that thing, babe.
1447
01:04:33,273 --> 01:04:34,606
- Bye, bitches.
1448
01:04:34,641 --> 01:04:35,607
We rolling.
1449
01:04:38,645 --> 01:04:40,579
- Wow, so that's that.
1450
01:04:41,915 --> 01:04:45,083
- So um, this is
where you guys live?
1451
01:04:46,253 --> 01:04:47,619
- Yes.
- Yeah.
1452
01:04:47,654 --> 01:04:48,520
- Okay.
1453
01:04:48,555 --> 01:04:50,255
- If Big Bang took
our bible and sold it
1454
01:04:50,290 --> 01:04:51,823
to that tech company,
I'm thinking,
1455
01:04:51,859 --> 01:04:53,124
let's just go get it back.
1456
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:54,793
I mean, Alicia, you
work there, right?
1457
01:04:54,828 --> 01:04:56,228
So I'm sure it's no
problem with getting
1458
01:04:56,263 --> 01:04:58,763
the CEO to hear us out, right?
1459
01:05:00,767 --> 01:05:02,634
- Well, hold on, guys.
1460
01:05:02,669 --> 01:05:03,768
Today's been...
1461
01:05:04,504 --> 01:05:06,771
I don't even know what today's
been, but I can't do that.
1462
01:05:06,807 --> 01:05:10,242
We're talking about my job
here, my whole career, no.
1463
01:05:10,277 --> 01:05:11,643
- So now you're
a corporate girl.
1464
01:05:11,678 --> 01:05:12,811
Thought that place
stressed you out.
1465
01:05:12,846 --> 01:05:13,912
- Yeah well Roger, no offense,
1466
01:05:13,947 --> 01:05:14,913
but you wouldn't
know the first thing
1467
01:05:14,948 --> 01:05:16,248
about holding down a job.
1468
01:05:16,283 --> 01:05:17,649
- Yeah, I wouldn't know
1469
01:05:17,684 --> 01:05:18,183
the first thing, huh.
- I worked my ass off
1470
01:05:18,218 --> 01:05:19,651
to get to where I am,
1471
01:05:19,686 --> 01:05:21,152
and I put it all on
the line for you today.
1472
01:05:21,188 --> 01:05:23,688
- Just 'cause you work
at some big fancy job,
1473
01:05:23,724 --> 01:05:25,257
that don't mean you
better than anybody.
1474
01:05:25,292 --> 01:05:26,925
I ain't no bum.
1475
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:27,859
- Okay, well why don't you just
1476
01:05:27,895 --> 01:05:29,261
say what you really mean, then.
1477
01:05:29,296 --> 01:05:31,263
- What I'm saying is,
you look real strange
1478
01:05:31,298 --> 01:05:33,698
working for them people
that stole our stuff.
1479
01:05:33,734 --> 01:05:35,166
I'm just trying to figure
out what side you're on,
1480
01:05:35,202 --> 01:05:39,137
'cause right now you're
looking like the feds.
1481
01:05:41,008 --> 01:05:44,910
- Okay, what I'm not
gonna do is this, so bye.
1482
01:05:45,846 --> 01:05:46,978
- Bye.
- Bye.
1483
01:05:47,014 --> 01:05:48,713
- Bye.
- Bye!
1484
01:05:48,749 --> 01:05:51,816
- Bye.
♪ Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye ♪
1485
01:05:51,852 --> 01:05:53,852
Hell's she saying.
1486
01:05:53,887 --> 01:05:56,288
Talking all that,
where you going, cuz?
1487
01:05:56,323 --> 01:05:58,623
- I gotta fix this,
cuz, you know that.
1488
01:05:58,659 --> 01:05:59,891
- Goddamn.
1489
01:05:59,927 --> 01:06:02,294
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1490
01:06:02,329 --> 01:06:04,896
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1491
01:06:04,932 --> 01:06:08,700
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1492
01:06:08,735 --> 01:06:10,635
♪ Hey ♪
1493
01:06:12,239 --> 01:06:14,906
- Uh-huh, that smells
real familiar, ma'am.
1494
01:06:14,942 --> 01:06:17,709
Why aren't you smoking
your little Fye?
1495
01:06:17,744 --> 01:06:18,910
- I'm sorry, can I help you?
1496
01:06:18,946 --> 01:06:23,648
Oh, you're Alicia's
community guys, supposedly.
1497
01:06:23,684 --> 01:06:24,983
- Yeah, and that's our weed.
1498
01:06:25,018 --> 01:06:26,718
- Oh, well congratulations.
1499
01:06:26,753 --> 01:06:27,919
My complements to the chef.
1500
01:06:27,955 --> 01:06:30,221
This is the best
weed I've ever had.
1501
01:06:30,257 --> 01:06:32,857
You're doing a service
to your community.
1502
01:06:32,893 --> 01:06:34,693
My assistant got
this off the streets,
1503
01:06:34,728 --> 01:06:36,261
he got your little
cookbook, too.
1504
01:06:36,296 --> 01:06:37,896
So there won't be
any more of this.
1505
01:06:37,931 --> 01:06:39,831
- So you got our Weed Bible.
1506
01:06:39,866 --> 01:06:42,934
- Through a subcontractor,
so it's all legit.
1507
01:06:42,970 --> 01:06:45,870
- Big Bang is not no
damn subcontractor, okay?
1508
01:06:45,906 --> 01:06:47,839
He stole that from
us, it's not legit.
1509
01:06:47,874 --> 01:06:50,742
- Oh, that sounds
like a you problem.
1510
01:06:50,777 --> 01:06:52,777
Sorry, my ride is here.
1511
01:06:52,813 --> 01:06:55,013
My assistant, Hayes.
1512
01:06:55,048 --> 01:06:58,350
- Hayes, how could you
do this to us, bruh?
1513
01:06:58,385 --> 01:07:00,385
- Sorry, bruh, I'm
up for a promotion.
1514
01:07:00,420 --> 01:07:01,753
- I should've dropped
your ass home.
1515
01:07:01,788 --> 01:07:03,755
- You should've binbied his ass.
1516
01:07:03,790 --> 01:07:05,757
- Oh, we didn't
just buy your weed.
1517
01:07:05,792 --> 01:07:07,359
We bought everybody's weed
1518
01:07:07,394 --> 01:07:10,395
and what we couldn't
buy, we just took.
1519
01:07:10,430 --> 01:07:12,964
So the town is thirsty now,
1520
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:16,901
and guess who has the
cool, refreshing answer?
1521
01:07:18,305 --> 01:07:19,704
Fye.
1522
01:07:19,740 --> 01:07:20,972
- Man, what you know about Fye?
1523
01:07:21,008 --> 01:07:23,308
- Oh, well according to
the Urban Dictionary,
1524
01:07:23,343 --> 01:07:28,913
fye is slang for fire,
as in, Fye is on fire.
1525
01:07:28,949 --> 01:07:30,949
- Yo, I knew all that
woke **** was fake.
1526
01:07:30,984 --> 01:07:31,916
- Who me, fake?
1527
01:07:31,952 --> 01:07:35,387
Oh believe me, I am 100% woke.
1528
01:07:35,422 --> 01:07:38,390
You should be thanking me,
I did you people a favor.
1529
01:07:38,425 --> 01:07:39,791
- You people?
1530
01:07:39,826 --> 01:07:41,426
- Fye has all the
benefits of marijuana
1531
01:07:41,461 --> 01:07:44,763
while speaking to
the modern consumer.
1532
01:07:44,798 --> 01:07:49,401
Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, syncs all
your contacts, and it's legal.
1533
01:07:49,436 --> 01:07:52,070
There isn't gonna be a stoner
in Atlanta without one,
1534
01:07:52,105 --> 01:07:54,339
and then the rest
of the country.
1535
01:07:54,374 --> 01:07:57,809
Dealers go to jail,
but I'm gonna be rich.
1536
01:07:57,844 --> 01:07:59,944
- I knew you was a
snake woman, I knew it.
1537
01:07:59,980 --> 01:08:01,813
- Damn braids, man.
1538
01:08:01,848 --> 01:08:04,015
- Aw, sorry, not sorry.
1539
01:08:04,051 --> 01:08:05,950
I have a launch
to get ready for.
1540
01:08:05,986 --> 01:08:08,787
Fye is the future of relaxation.
1541
01:08:09,990 --> 01:08:12,857
Here gentlemen, try some.
1542
01:08:12,893 --> 01:08:15,026
Much love, brothers.
1543
01:08:16,863 --> 01:08:18,863
- Fire her ass up.
1544
01:08:18,899 --> 01:08:20,098
- Let's go, Hayes.
1545
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,808
- Yo man, I just
can't catch a break.
1546
01:08:29,843 --> 01:08:31,976
It don't make no sense.
1547
01:08:32,012 --> 01:08:34,946
- Man, to be honest,
cuz, forget the weed,
1548
01:08:34,981 --> 01:08:37,148
forget the Bible, we might
as well just start over,
1549
01:08:37,184 --> 01:08:39,984
get a brand new hustle.
1550
01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:42,954
- Nah man, I'm tired of
starting over with you.
1551
01:08:42,989 --> 01:08:44,055
It don't work.
1552
01:08:44,091 --> 01:08:45,790
We wouldn't even be selling weed
1553
01:08:45,826 --> 01:08:48,726
if you would've just
showed up at the bank, dog.
1554
01:08:48,762 --> 01:08:51,863
- Man, I been hustling to
help you with your dreams.
1555
01:08:51,898 --> 01:08:53,965
I don't give a damn
about no snacks.
1556
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,701
I'm just trying to be
a good cousin, bruh.
1557
01:08:56,736 --> 01:08:57,836
And you know what, you
gonna stop blaming me
1558
01:08:57,871 --> 01:09:03,007
for all your problems that
go wrong in your life, man.
1559
01:09:04,077 --> 01:09:05,009
- I know you're not
finna smoke that.
1560
01:09:05,045 --> 01:09:07,011
- Oh, this getting smoked.
1561
01:09:17,958 --> 01:09:19,924
- Shoot, my
wig goddamn came off.
1562
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:22,794
- Boy, you need to
clean this room up.
1563
01:09:22,829 --> 01:09:24,896
- Yo, look at Roger
over here sleeping.
1564
01:09:24,931 --> 01:09:27,699
Waste our time, let's get him.
1565
01:09:29,469 --> 01:09:30,869
- Baby Powder, what the
hell you doing here?
1566
01:09:30,904 --> 01:09:32,537
- We heard about the Bible.
1567
01:09:32,572 --> 01:09:33,905
- Mm-hmm.
1568
01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:37,709
- I did what you said
but it's gone now.
1569
01:09:37,744 --> 01:09:39,944
- It's gone.
- I let y'all down.
1570
01:09:39,980 --> 01:09:42,647
- You didn't let us down.
1571
01:09:42,682 --> 01:09:43,882
You let the people down.
1572
01:09:43,917 --> 01:09:44,883
- The people.
1573
01:09:44,918 --> 01:09:46,651
- You screwed up.
1574
01:09:46,686 --> 01:09:48,887
I oughta knock the
green juice outta--
1575
01:09:48,922 --> 01:09:50,588
- Thanks.
1576
01:09:50,624 --> 01:09:52,657
That was helping me a lot,
making me feel better.
1577
01:09:52,692 --> 01:09:53,925
- Let me explain
something to you,
1578
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:55,927
see the Europeans--
- School him.
1579
01:09:55,962 --> 01:09:57,896
- They took the weed
and they gentrified it.
1580
01:09:57,931 --> 01:09:59,564
- The saltine crackers.
1581
01:09:59,599 --> 01:10:00,732
- They came in and mixed it up,
1582
01:10:00,767 --> 01:10:01,933
put their own bells
and whistles on it,
1583
01:10:01,968 --> 01:10:03,735
man, and made it they own.
1584
01:10:03,770 --> 01:10:05,904
- You listening?
- And you gotta stop them.
1585
01:10:05,939 --> 01:10:07,572
- How?
1586
01:10:07,607 --> 01:10:09,974
The weed you gave me
gave me superpowers, man.
1587
01:10:10,010 --> 01:10:13,511
Without that, I'm just
a broke-ass stoner.
1588
01:10:13,547 --> 01:10:14,612
- Yeah, that's true.
- Boy, that weed
1589
01:10:14,648 --> 01:10:16,814
didn't give you no superpowers.
1590
01:10:16,850 --> 01:10:18,816
- Boy, you not a
part of the Avengers.
1591
01:10:18,852 --> 01:10:20,952
Ain't no Black
Panther up in you.
1592
01:10:22,622 --> 01:10:23,588
But he right.
1593
01:10:23,623 --> 01:10:24,556
- But how?
1594
01:10:25,692 --> 01:10:27,492
I don't understand.
1595
01:10:27,527 --> 01:10:28,893
- You were just high.
1596
01:10:28,929 --> 01:10:31,796
None of that **** was real other
than what you was thinking.
1597
01:10:31,831 --> 01:10:34,933
- Boy,
just think about it.
1598
01:10:41,708 --> 01:10:42,974
- Goddamn!
1599
01:10:53,853 --> 01:10:58,823
- That weed
ain't get you no superpowers.
1600
01:10:59,759 --> 01:11:01,593
- What the hell's he doing?
1601
01:11:03,897 --> 01:11:05,830
- All that other **** that
you thought was happening,
1602
01:11:05,865 --> 01:11:07,799
that wasn't real.
- Duh.
1603
01:11:07,834 --> 01:11:09,968
- Yes, you were just high.
- Just high.
1604
01:11:10,003 --> 01:11:12,837
- The point is,
it's not the weed,
1605
01:11:12,872 --> 01:11:14,839
it's you.
- It's you.
1606
01:11:14,874 --> 01:11:16,641
- This is your destiny, boy.
1607
01:11:16,676 --> 01:11:18,876
- It's your job Kool-Aid head.
1608
01:11:18,912 --> 01:11:19,978
Save the weed.
1609
01:11:21,081 --> 01:11:23,681
- Save the weed.
1610
01:11:23,717 --> 01:11:26,017
- Save the weed, wait.
1611
01:11:26,052 --> 01:11:28,886
Wait, hold up, if the
power wasn't real,
1612
01:11:28,922 --> 01:11:30,989
how am I talking to
y'all two right now.
1613
01:11:31,024 --> 01:11:31,889
- Oh.
1614
01:11:32,892 --> 01:11:34,826
- You not talking to us.
1615
01:11:34,861 --> 01:11:36,828
It's all in your imagination.
1616
01:11:36,863 --> 01:11:38,763
You're sitting on
the couch high.
1617
01:11:38,798 --> 01:11:40,999
You smoked 30 blunts, you bum.
1618
01:11:41,034 --> 01:11:43,668
- You bum.
- Come on with it.
1619
01:11:43,703 --> 01:11:45,069
Come on, come on.
- Ooh yeah, it's time.
1620
01:11:45,105 --> 01:11:46,070
- Come on.
- It's time.
1621
01:11:46,106 --> 01:11:47,672
- Yeah.
- Get him.
1622
01:11:47,707 --> 01:11:48,906
- Let it fly.
1623
01:11:48,942 --> 01:11:49,874
- Ha ha!
1624
01:11:53,713 --> 01:11:54,912
- Damn.
1625
01:11:54,948 --> 01:11:56,914
- Hey cuz, did a
gorilla in a cowboy hat
1626
01:11:56,950 --> 01:11:58,049
come talk to you, too?
1627
01:11:58,084 --> 01:12:00,084
- What, no, Baby Powder did.
1628
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:01,786
- What he say?
1629
01:12:01,821 --> 01:12:04,055
- He said we need to stop
Ana and save the weed.
1630
01:12:04,090 --> 01:12:05,790
What the gorilla say?
1631
01:12:05,825 --> 01:12:07,859
- I don't know, he
was speaking Japanese,
1632
01:12:07,894 --> 01:12:09,894
but you know what,
Baby Powder is right.
1633
01:12:09,929 --> 01:12:13,097
We gotta stop her ASAP, cuz,
'cause I smoked that Fye.
1634
01:12:13,133 --> 01:12:14,899
- What happened?
1635
01:12:16,903 --> 01:12:18,736
- My body's still acting weird.
1636
01:12:18,772 --> 01:12:20,772
- Yo man, we gotta
stop that leech, cuz.
1637
01:12:20,807 --> 01:12:22,707
- And there's only one way.
1638
01:12:22,742 --> 01:12:25,710
Assemble a team of pot heads.
1639
01:12:25,745 --> 01:12:28,880
♪ I'm on a mission
and I won't stop ♪
1640
01:12:28,915 --> 01:12:33,117
- Oh, kids, party's over.
1641
01:12:33,153 --> 01:12:34,952
My dealer needs me.
1642
01:12:36,856 --> 01:12:37,722
Scram.
1643
01:12:38,825 --> 01:12:39,891
- Cheers.
- Yes.
1644
01:12:41,761 --> 01:12:43,061
- Ooh, I got a text.
1645
01:12:45,765 --> 01:12:47,632
Hell no, they trying
to take our weed.
1646
01:12:47,667 --> 01:12:48,766
- The hell you got going on?
1647
01:12:48,802 --> 01:12:49,901
- Oh, uh-uh.
1648
01:12:49,936 --> 01:12:50,835
Look, I'mma holla
at y'all later,
1649
01:12:50,870 --> 01:12:51,836
I gotta go, I'll be back, okay?
1650
01:12:51,871 --> 01:12:53,104
- Where are you going?
1651
01:12:53,139 --> 01:12:55,840
- Baby, be your own
gay best friend, hear?
1652
01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:56,808
♪ You only live once ♪
1653
01:12:56,843 --> 01:12:59,110
♪ Homies in the back so
we gotta live it up ♪
1654
01:12:59,145 --> 01:13:02,080
- ****, boys, trouble,
that damn weed need me,
1655
01:13:02,115 --> 01:13:03,948
I'll be right back.
1656
01:13:03,983 --> 01:13:05,083
♪ I'm on a mission now ♪
1657
01:13:07,954 --> 01:13:09,854
♪ But it's worth a shot ♪
1658
01:13:09,889 --> 01:13:11,155
♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1659
01:13:11,191 --> 01:13:12,924
♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1660
01:13:12,959 --> 01:13:16,060
♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1661
01:13:17,130 --> 01:13:19,697
- Somebody actually needs me.
1662
01:13:19,733 --> 01:13:20,865
♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1663
01:13:20,900 --> 01:13:22,166
♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1664
01:13:22,202 --> 01:13:25,770
♪ You gotta let me on ♪
1665
01:13:34,814 --> 01:13:35,680
- Roger.
1666
01:13:37,751 --> 01:13:39,016
- Thank for coming out.
- Mm-hmm.
1667
01:13:39,052 --> 01:13:40,118
- We really need
your help getting
1668
01:13:40,153 --> 01:13:41,986
to the press event tonight.
1669
01:13:42,021 --> 01:13:44,789
- Oh, so you just came
here to ask me for help?
1670
01:13:44,824 --> 01:13:45,890
You're not gonna
apologize for anything
1671
01:13:45,925 --> 01:13:47,825
that you said the other day?
1672
01:13:47,861 --> 01:13:49,727
- You called me a bum.
1673
01:13:49,763 --> 01:13:50,962
- Actually, you
called yourself that,
1674
01:13:50,997 --> 01:13:53,030
but if the shoe fits,
sweetie, wear it.
1675
01:13:53,066 --> 01:13:54,799
- Shoe fits.
- Uh-huh.
1676
01:13:54,834 --> 01:13:55,933
- Yo, I'm sorry.
1677
01:13:55,969 --> 01:13:58,336
Did you know your boss the
one who dried out Atlanta?
1678
01:13:58,371 --> 01:14:02,306
- Shh, you know how paranoid
you sound right now?
1679
01:14:02,342 --> 01:14:04,342
Maybe you should stop
smoking so much weed.
1680
01:14:04,377 --> 01:14:06,310
- I'm serious, she did
it so she could sell
1681
01:14:06,346 --> 01:14:08,413
her new weed gadget
without competition.
1682
01:14:08,448 --> 01:14:11,182
Yo, Fye is messing people up.
1683
01:14:11,217 --> 01:14:13,351
I got the pictures to prove it.
1684
01:14:13,386 --> 01:14:16,020
Look, Calvin got these.
1685
01:14:16,055 --> 01:14:18,389
These are the Fye test subjects.
1686
01:14:21,060 --> 01:14:22,326
I need your help.
1687
01:14:37,577 --> 01:14:40,178
- Okay, okay, and
stop, stop, stop.
1688
01:14:52,792 --> 01:14:54,058
- Whether
it's stress at work,
1689
01:14:54,093 --> 01:14:55,693
the bills piling up,
1690
01:14:55,728 --> 01:14:57,929
or the kids driving
you a little crazy,
1691
01:14:57,964 --> 01:15:01,666
there's lots of times you
wish you could get high,
1692
01:15:01,701 --> 01:15:04,001
but you just can't, until now.
1693
01:15:04,604 --> 01:15:07,772
Introducing Fye,
the clean, safe,
1694
01:15:07,807 --> 01:15:10,074
totally legal
alternative to weed.
1695
01:15:10,109 --> 01:15:13,711
Take it anywhere, from the
beach to the boardroom.
1696
01:15:13,746 --> 01:15:15,213
Fye does it all.
1697
01:15:15,248 --> 01:15:17,615
There's no more need for weed.
1698
01:15:17,650 --> 01:15:18,883
Now, there's Fye.
1699
01:15:24,624 --> 01:15:26,224
- Hey, my name is
Blake Johnston,
1700
01:15:26,259 --> 01:15:30,928
and when I need that futuristic
high, I smoke that Fye.
1701
01:15:34,667 --> 01:15:37,568
- Uh, C.
King, thank you.
1702
01:15:39,339 --> 01:15:40,872
- D. Nuhz.
1703
01:15:45,078 --> 01:15:46,377
- Now,
please welcome
1704
01:15:46,412 --> 01:15:48,913
our founder and
CEO, Ana Cheever.
1705
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:56,554
- All right, thank you, yeah.
1706
01:15:59,692 --> 01:16:01,893
All right, all right, yeah.
1707
01:16:04,430 --> 01:16:06,831
Did you like what you saw?
1708
01:16:06,866 --> 01:16:07,899
You like it?
1709
01:16:09,035 --> 01:16:10,301
Okay, okay.
1710
01:16:10,870 --> 01:16:14,639
Marijuana is a problem
in our community,
1711
01:16:15,408 --> 01:16:19,644
and making weed legal
is not the solution,
1712
01:16:19,679 --> 01:16:22,914
but replacing it with
something better, cleaner,
1713
01:16:22,949 --> 01:16:26,784
and safer is a solution,
and we've done just that.
1714
01:16:26,819 --> 01:16:28,619
And it is Fye.
1715
01:16:33,826 --> 01:16:35,793
- All the weed in Atlanta
is hidden somewhere
1716
01:16:35,828 --> 01:16:37,862
in this building and
we gotta find it.
1717
01:16:37,897 --> 01:16:40,031
- Don't even trip, I
already got somebody on it.
1718
01:16:40,066 --> 01:16:41,332
- My cousin.
1719
01:16:56,049 --> 01:16:58,616
- Attack your ass.
1720
01:17:05,058 --> 01:17:07,358
- Now, when I
started my company
1721
01:17:07,393 --> 01:17:10,962
back in my dorm at my
women's liberal arts college
1722
01:17:10,997 --> 01:17:12,830
where I studied--
1723
01:17:12,865 --> 01:17:15,967
- Uh, get your ass
back, thanks.
1724
01:17:19,739 --> 01:17:20,738
- Let's do this.
1725
01:17:20,773 --> 01:17:21,906
- You got it, babe.
1726
01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:23,074
- Babe?
1727
01:17:23,109 --> 01:17:24,375
She called me babe,
she called me babe.
1728
01:17:24,410 --> 01:17:26,844
- I heard, I heard.
1729
01:17:26,879 --> 01:17:29,747
- Other than that,
my vision never--
1730
01:17:31,884 --> 01:17:35,186
Technology bring
the world together.
1731
01:17:35,221 --> 01:17:39,690
Oh, that is not part
of the presentation.
1732
01:17:39,726 --> 01:17:41,192
Technical difficulties.
1733
01:17:41,227 --> 01:17:43,894
Can we get this fixed, please?
1734
01:17:45,031 --> 01:17:46,130
- Thanks, Ana.
1735
01:17:47,233 --> 01:17:50,101
Hi everyone, my name is Calvin
1736
01:17:50,136 --> 01:17:51,869
and this here is
my cousin, Roger.
1737
01:17:51,904 --> 01:17:55,039
- Uh my mic, can you get
my mic back on, please?
1738
01:17:55,074 --> 01:17:58,175
- And we came here
today to stop Verdant
1739
01:17:58,211 --> 01:18:00,945
from destroying
one of the greatest
1740
01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:03,848
American institutions,
marijuana.
1741
01:18:05,118 --> 01:18:07,218
- Can we get security
up here, please?
1742
01:18:07,253 --> 01:18:08,219
- Check it out.
1743
01:18:08,254 --> 01:18:10,221
I don't believe this.
1744
01:18:10,256 --> 01:18:11,789
- Get it in there.
1745
01:18:11,824 --> 01:18:12,823
- Oh.
1746
01:18:15,061 --> 01:18:16,027
- Child,
you oughta see
1747
01:18:16,062 --> 01:18:17,962
all the weed they got in there.
1748
01:18:17,997 --> 01:18:19,897
- That's at least a gram.
1749
01:18:19,932 --> 01:18:21,932
- Weed is not the problem.
- Talk to 'em, cousin.
1750
01:18:21,968 --> 01:18:24,235
- The man is the problem.
1751
01:18:24,270 --> 01:18:26,904
Actually, in this
case, the woman--
1752
01:18:28,941 --> 01:18:29,907
Y'all women.
1753
01:18:31,811 --> 01:18:33,044
- Security, please?
1754
01:18:33,079 --> 01:18:34,712
Security, please?
1755
01:18:35,748 --> 01:18:38,783
- Yo, we're dying out
here, we need that smoke.
1756
01:18:38,818 --> 01:18:40,284
- Hey Jasper, how much longer?
1757
01:18:40,319 --> 01:18:42,253
- A goddamn rush job
like this
1758
01:18:42,288 --> 01:18:45,089
Gotta get it right, the
weed gotta be
1759
01:18:45,124 --> 01:18:47,158
Talking about, you feel me?
1760
01:18:47,193 --> 01:18:48,893
- Uh, two minutes?
1761
01:18:50,496 --> 01:18:52,930
- Weed is natural, okay?
1762
01:18:52,965 --> 01:18:55,132
It's not some machine that
you could just plug up
1763
01:18:55,168 --> 01:18:59,103
into the wall to get
a charge up, no, no.
1764
01:18:59,138 --> 01:19:01,138
This woman over here is turning
1765
01:19:01,174 --> 01:19:04,108
y'all into junkies for profit.
1766
01:19:04,143 --> 01:19:05,476
Fye is not fly.
1767
01:19:06,345 --> 01:19:08,079
Look what it did to me.
1768
01:19:10,983 --> 01:19:12,083
- I had nothing
to do with it.
1769
01:19:12,118 --> 01:19:13,517
- Look at it.
1770
01:19:13,553 --> 01:19:17,021
Yes, weed coming from my
nipple, this is what Fye did.
1771
01:19:17,056 --> 01:19:18,956
- I told you not
to smoke that ****.
1772
01:19:18,991 --> 01:19:23,961
- Bro, my nipples be
leaking, bro.
1773
01:19:24,864 --> 01:19:25,963
- Move the meat,
1774
01:19:25,998 --> 01:19:27,298
boy that goddamn meat
better move, boy.
1775
01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:32,269
The goddamn smoke gotta
goddamn fill up
1776
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,606
- Real weed.
1777
01:19:35,641 --> 01:19:37,108
- Real weed.
1778
01:19:37,143 --> 01:19:38,008
- Come on, y'all.
1779
01:19:38,044 --> 01:19:39,110
- Real weed.
1780
01:19:40,179 --> 01:19:42,146
- Real weed, real.
1781
01:19:51,190 --> 01:19:53,023
- Let's get back to the
presentation, shall we?
1782
01:19:53,059 --> 01:19:56,127
- Hold up, there's
something very important
1783
01:19:56,162 --> 01:20:00,297
I want you guys to all
know about my boss,
1784
01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:04,235
the wonderful, caring,
community-minded,
1785
01:20:04,270 --> 01:20:07,171
super woke CEO.
1786
01:20:07,206 --> 01:20:09,006
- Alicia, thank you,
finally someone's
1787
01:20:09,041 --> 01:20:11,542
talking some sense around here.
1788
01:20:11,577 --> 01:20:12,710
- My friend Calvin there,
1789
01:20:12,745 --> 01:20:16,013
he actually recorded something
that you guys should see,
1790
01:20:16,048 --> 01:20:18,983
so let's just go
ahead and hit it.
1791
01:20:21,053 --> 01:20:21,986
Oh, oh no.
1792
01:20:23,589 --> 01:20:25,055
Wait, no, no, no.
1793
01:20:26,192 --> 01:20:27,892
Okay, all right.
1794
01:20:27,927 --> 01:20:29,860
- Oh, we didn't
just buy your weed.
1795
01:20:29,896 --> 01:20:31,195
We bought everybody's weed,
1796
01:20:31,230 --> 01:20:34,031
and what we couldn't
buy, well, we took that.
1797
01:20:34,066 --> 01:20:35,032
Well, we took that.
1798
01:20:35,067 --> 01:20:36,367
Took that.
1799
01:20:36,402 --> 01:20:40,571
And guess what, the cool
refreshing answer is Fye.
1800
01:20:41,941 --> 01:20:43,874
Me, a fake?
1801
01:20:43,910 --> 01:20:46,377
I assure you, I am 100% woke.
1802
01:20:47,113 --> 01:20:50,948
Dealers go to jail,
but I'm gonna be rich.
1803
01:20:50,983 --> 01:20:53,050
You should thank me, I
did you people a favor.
1804
01:20:54,253 --> 01:20:57,188
Thank me, I did
you people a favor.
1805
01:20:58,224 --> 01:21:01,192
- You see, and my friends
Calvin and Roger here,
1806
01:21:01,227 --> 01:21:03,194
they're the ones that
tried to stop her.
1807
01:21:03,229 --> 01:21:04,295
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1808
01:21:08,434 --> 01:21:11,135
- Hey man, get off me and go
arrest a white woman for once.
1809
01:21:11,170 --> 01:21:12,303
Get off of me.
1810
01:21:12,338 --> 01:21:14,071
- You know what,
I'm just gonna go.
1811
01:21:14,106 --> 01:21:16,140
- Why's y'all
waiting, you didn't wait on me.
1812
01:21:18,678 --> 01:21:20,144
- Real weed!
1813
01:21:20,179 --> 01:21:24,348
- Real weed, real
weed, real weed, real weed.
1814
01:21:25,184 --> 01:21:27,618
- Now, to
celebrate the return of weed,
1815
01:21:27,653 --> 01:21:29,453
please welcome Blac Youngsta.
1816
01:21:35,261 --> 01:21:37,995
♪ Twerk, girl I wanna
see you, twerk ♪
1817
01:21:38,030 --> 01:21:39,330
♪ I'll throw a little
money if you twerk ♪
1818
01:21:39,365 --> 01:21:42,233
♪ I don't really think
you could twerk ♪
1819
01:21:42,268 --> 01:21:44,468
♪ Twerk, if you
broke go to work ♪
1820
01:21:44,503 --> 01:21:46,237
♪ Make that big booty twerk ♪
1821
01:21:46,272 --> 01:21:49,440
♪ Make that big booty twerk ♪
1822
01:21:49,475 --> 01:21:51,342
♪ Pop it, stop it,
drop it, pop it ♪
1823
01:21:51,377 --> 01:21:52,943
♪ If I hit Alexis Skyy ♪
1824
01:21:52,979 --> 01:21:55,746
♪ I'm a, rocket ♪
1825
01:21:55,781 --> 01:21:58,015
♪ I ain't got no, heart ♪
1826
01:21:58,050 --> 01:21:59,450
♪ I can't be loyal to you ♪
1827
01:21:59,485 --> 01:22:02,186
♪ You weren't here
from the start ♪
1828
01:22:02,221 --> 01:22:04,288
♪ Twerk, girl I
wanna see you twerk ♪
1829
01:22:04,323 --> 01:22:06,090
♪ I'll throw a lil
money if you twerk ♪
1830
01:22:06,125 --> 01:22:09,326
♪ I don't really think
you could twerk ♪
1831
01:22:09,362 --> 01:22:11,262
♪ Money don't walk, I
gotta go and get it ♪
1832
01:22:11,297 --> 01:22:12,963
♪ Shake that booty,
I'll come visit ♪
1833
01:22:12,999 --> 01:22:16,033
♪ If you thick, I might hit it ♪
1834
01:22:16,068 --> 01:22:18,269
♪ Can I touch that booty ♪
1835
01:22:18,304 --> 01:22:21,205
♪ That booty, that
big ol' booty ♪
1836
01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:22,773
♪ Shake that booty ♪
1837
01:22:22,808 --> 01:22:24,275
♪ Can I lay on the booty ♪
1838
01:22:24,310 --> 01:22:26,043
♪ Mike Tyson on the booty ♪
1839
01:22:26,078 --> 01:22:27,378
♪ Copyright that booty ♪
1840
01:22:37,423 --> 01:22:39,290
♪ Throw a xan we might act up ♪
1841
01:22:39,325 --> 01:22:41,492
♪ Kamikaze, 'cause you
know we all strapped up ♪
1842
01:22:41,527 --> 01:22:44,161
♪ Your, she want me, 'cause
she seen a nigga stacked up ♪
1843
01:22:44,196 --> 01:22:46,497
♪ But I can't keep her, I just
want to beat her back up ♪
1844
01:22:46,532 --> 01:22:48,299
♪ Now I'm in the 'Rari
switching lanes ♪
1845
01:22:48,334 --> 01:22:51,068
♪ Pull up to the street
and they all know my name ♪
1846
01:22:51,103 --> 01:22:53,404
♪ Now I got a bag, and
my baby chain swing ♪
1847
01:22:53,439 --> 01:22:55,706
- Yo, I'm sorry I
ever doubted you.
1848
01:22:55,741 --> 01:22:58,342
I should've always knew
you were ride or die.
1849
01:22:58,377 --> 01:23:02,479
- Yeah, well, this is the
best time I've had in...
1850
01:23:04,116 --> 01:23:05,015
Actually, I don't even know.
1851
01:23:05,051 --> 01:23:08,485
- Me too, yo, so like,
when we going out?
1852
01:23:09,555 --> 01:23:12,022
- Look at you,
being all assertive.
1853
01:23:12,058 --> 01:23:13,424
- Well you know,
we did just disrupt
1854
01:23:13,459 --> 01:23:16,093
a multi-million
dollar corporation
1855
01:23:16,128 --> 01:23:19,797
and we saved weed, so
I'm feeling kinda good.
1856
01:23:20,566 --> 01:23:22,533
- I bet you I can make
you feel even better.
1857
01:23:22,568 --> 01:23:23,767
- You can make me feel better.
1858
01:23:23,803 --> 01:23:24,535
- Yeah.
1859
01:23:32,378 --> 01:23:34,111
- Goddamn!
1860
01:23:34,146 --> 01:23:36,080
- I mean.
- Get a room!
1861
01:23:38,150 --> 01:23:39,550
♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
1862
01:23:39,585 --> 01:23:41,452
♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
1863
01:23:41,487 --> 01:23:43,287
♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
1864
01:23:43,322 --> 01:23:45,222
♪ Hope you feel the same way ♪
1865
01:23:45,257 --> 01:23:47,358
♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
1866
01:23:47,393 --> 01:23:49,393
- Yo, 2 Smacked,
got a ravioli nachos
1867
01:23:49,428 --> 01:23:51,395
and a gumbo dog for you.
1868
01:23:51,430 --> 01:23:53,397
- Yeah, Roger, that you?
1869
01:23:55,434 --> 01:23:58,135
- Yo, Cecil dude,
what's happening.
1870
01:23:58,170 --> 01:23:59,470
- Just in here starving, bro.
1871
01:23:59,505 --> 01:24:01,305
So you still out here
tryna scrounge around
1872
01:24:01,340 --> 01:24:02,873
and be a delivery boy, huh?
1873
01:24:02,908 --> 01:24:05,242
- Nah man, actually
I own 2 Smacked, bro.
1874
01:24:05,277 --> 01:24:06,477
- Word.
- Yeah, we just closed
1875
01:24:06,512 --> 01:24:07,778
another round of financing,
1876
01:24:07,813 --> 01:24:09,480
putting our value
over 150 million.
1877
01:24:09,515 --> 01:24:12,249
That's my whip right there.
1878
01:24:12,284 --> 01:24:13,550
- That's you?
- Yeah, man.
1879
01:24:13,586 --> 01:24:15,486
- Wow, why you out here
delivering the food?
1880
01:24:15,521 --> 01:24:17,454
- Ah, I just like staying
connected to the customer.
1881
01:24:17,490 --> 01:24:19,490
You're the customer,
I'm staying connected.
1882
01:24:19,525 --> 01:24:21,492
You're my last drop before
we go somewhere special.
1883
01:24:21,527 --> 01:24:25,295
My girl just got upgraded to
VP, so she earned a raise.
1884
01:24:25,331 --> 01:24:26,597
Ain't that right, babe?
1885
01:24:26,632 --> 01:24:28,499
- I'm waiting, babe.
1886
01:24:28,534 --> 01:24:30,100
- Gotta go, man.
1887
01:24:30,136 --> 01:24:31,101
Enjoy that.
1888
01:24:33,439 --> 01:24:34,905
- Damn.
1889
01:24:34,940 --> 01:24:37,107
I think I just got ate.
1890
01:24:37,143 --> 01:24:39,910
♪ All night I been
watching you ♪
1891
01:24:39,945 --> 01:24:42,646
♪ So tonight you're
leaving with me ♪
1892
01:24:42,681 --> 01:24:44,581
♪ I been waiting my whole life ♪
1893
01:24:44,617 --> 01:24:45,549
- Let's go.
1894
01:24:47,153 --> 01:24:48,419
♪ It's on now ♪
1895
01:24:48,454 --> 01:24:50,654
♪ We forever young ♪
1896
01:24:54,326 --> 01:24:55,492
- Let's go.
1897
01:24:55,528 --> 01:24:56,627
♪ Let me check your fouls ♪
1898
01:24:56,662 --> 01:24:58,195
♪ Two technicals
but you beautiful ♪
1899
01:24:58,230 --> 01:25:00,564
- What are we doing?
1900
01:25:02,668 --> 01:25:05,001
- Make this thing fly.
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