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Ooh, come on, babe,
it's about to start.
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All right, here I come.
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I have my favorite sushi,
watching my favorite movie
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with my favorite girl.
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Oh, God is good.
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Why y'all got it
all dark in here?
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But the devil is busy.
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Ooh-ooh, sushi!
Don't mind if I do.
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I do mind if you do.
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And why do you smell
like Necie?
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Did you use my strawberry
mango body wash?
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Indeed I did.
(chuckles)
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And my skin is
all nice and silky.
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By the way, we almost out.
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What the hell is that?
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Malcolm!
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(banging on door)
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CALVIN:
Why is this front door locked?
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TINA: Open the door,
it's your parents. Oh!
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Pillows.
Huh?
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My mama's pillows!
Oh, shoot.
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Uh, coming.
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TINA:
Open the door, this basket is heavy.
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Uh, okay.
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(grunts)
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Are we good?
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We are good.
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Hey, hey, hey,
Mama, Daddy. (chuckling)
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Hey. Sorry to bother y'all,
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but your father hasn't
fixed our dryer yet.
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What's the rush,
when we can come over here
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and use our spare one?
Oh.
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Oh...
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I see y'all are loving
the pillows I got you.
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Loving 'em!
Loving 'em!
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I'll put those
in the dryer for you.
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Right now we're about to watch
our movie and eat our sushi.
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Ah, that's a great idea.
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Yeah, that is, but
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that's not enough food
for all of us.
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Uh, yes, because it's for two.
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Well, no worries.
You know what?
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I'll go whip something up.
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You know, times like these
is why it's good
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to have family
that live so close.
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Hey, Mama.
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Thought I heard your voice.
What's going on?
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I'm about to make tacos.
We're having movie night.
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Ooh, I am down
for a movie night.
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Yeah...
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Come on, man!
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I thought this was gonna be
couples only.
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Talk about not reading the room.
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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Guys, look at this.
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Dave, why do you always get
so excited about the mail?
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It's nothing but bills and junk.
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Oh, really?
Well, don't come crawling to me
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when you need a walk-in bathtub.
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Wait a minute.
What's this from PaddiWak?
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What is PaddiWak?
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Well, it's like TikTok,
but from Korea instead of China.
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They sent Grover a check
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for $130.
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Cool! Can someone give me
a ride to the bank,
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and also explain how
cashing checks works?
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Okay, give me that.
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Why is Korea
sending you money?
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Remember when I said
I wanted those VR goggles?
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You said I have to save up
my own money for them?
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Vaguely.
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Well, I started posting videos,
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and I'm up to 12,000 followers.
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Money, money, money.
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Who said you could get
a PaddiWak?
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(clears throat)
I did.
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Can I speak with you
over here for a minute?
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What's up?
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What's up?
Mm-hmm.
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Our son is making money
on the Internet, Dave.
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All the kids are on the app.
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And we did tell him to
start saving his own money.
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You know who else
makes money on the Internet?
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Fake Nigerian princes,
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and women who get paid
to take photos of their feet.
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Okay.
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Gemma, I think you may be
spinning a little bit.
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I need you
to back me up on this.
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I've never been to a bank,
but I bet it's closing soon.
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Dave, the Internet is not
a safe place for kids.
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I do not want our son
to be on PaddiWak.
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Okay. All right.
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Hey, buddy,
listen up. Uh...
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No more PaddiWak.
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What?! Why?
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Because...
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because I said so.
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Wow, you really have been
hanging with Mr. Calvin a lot.
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You better watch
your mouth, buddy.
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I brought you into this world,
and I will take you--
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Oh, my-- What am I
even saying?
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Calvin, I don't know
what happened.
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I just heard myself blurting
out, "Because I said so."
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Well, all right.
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That's what I'm
talking about, Dave.
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You see, Tina,
I am a good influence on him.
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(chuckles)
Hey, y'all.
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Hey, baby.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Why do you smell like
tropical fruit?
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It, uh, turns out
Necie and I
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happen to share
the same body wash.
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Uh, can we get back
to my emergency?
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I don't want my little boy
making money on PaddiWak.
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There are a lot
of creeps out there.
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I know, but we told him
he could have those goggles
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if he made his own money.
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Okay, but a kid's first job
should involve more
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than him using his index finger.
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A job should get him dirty.
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He should come home so funky
you don't want him anymore.
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You guys have got to
catch up with the times.
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Everybody is making money
on social media now.
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As a matter of fact,
I follow Grover.
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He's pretty funny. Look.
Oh, let me see.
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(lighthearted music playing)
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Dads be like,
"Clean up your room.
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Take out the trash.
I'm not gonna tell you again."
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Um, spoiler alert,
you are gonna tell me again.
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(laughter)
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Moms be like,
"Eat your vegetables, baby.
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Do your homework.
How was school?"
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Um, you're the principal
at my school.
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You know how school was.
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Oh, that is funny.
He's right.
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You were there, woman.
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Oh, Malcolm, send me that.
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I want to follow him.
He's funny.
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And the boy got
a check for that?
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Oh, you'd be shocked at
what people get paid for
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on social media.
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Yeah, look, I'm fine with him
making his own money,
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but he should have
a real job, you know.
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One that teaches him
the value of hard work.
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But he's so young.
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Well, he's not that young.
He's 12.
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I was an industrial welder
when I was ten.
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No mask, no gloves, nothing.
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Yeah, my pops put me to work
at the Pit Stop when I was 11.
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Well, at least you learned
the value of hard work.
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I wish I'd learned
about child labor laws.
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Well, baby, why don't you
give Grover a job?
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Ooh, uh...
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Calvin, you would be doing us
a huge favor.
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Better being paid
under your supervision
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than on the Internet.
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Does he have any
work experience at all?
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Not in the traditional sense,
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but he did recently learn
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how to put a fitted sheet
on his bed.
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Okay, fine.
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But only for an hour
or two after school.
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Aw, thank you, Calvin.
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Uh, Dave be like,
"Let's hug it out."
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And Calvin be like,
"Nah, bruh."
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(TV droning)
Oh, come on!
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You cannot fly a car
into a helicopter.
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I don't care how fast
or furious you are.
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Okay.
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Babe, I ran
five miles today.
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Would you give me
a foot rub, please?
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Of course, baby.
Give me those pretty feet.
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(chuckles)
All right.
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Ooh, thank God.
That feels so good.
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Oh, you like that, baby?
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Yes.
Oh, yeah?
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Ooh...
Right there.
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Yeah? Right there?
Right there. Ooh!
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Right there.
(laughs)
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Baby, please don't stop.
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Hey, hey.
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I used my own key, that way
I didn't have to disturb y'all.
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Ah.
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How thoughtful.
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Uh, Marty, can you
take a look at this computer?
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This thing's been
going crazy on me.
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Dad, computers don't go crazy.
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They're not people.
They don't have emotions.
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Well, this one does.
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I was gonna take it
to the Geek Squad,
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and then I remembered
I made my own.
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(laughs)
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Oh, hey, Necie.
How you doing?
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Grover.
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Grover, give me that.
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It's not a toy.
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All right? And you
still haven't swept up
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like I asked you to.
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All right. Yes, Mr. Calvin.
(groans)
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Stop! Stop, stop,
stop, stop.
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Was I doing it wrong?
Oh, very.
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Look, this is not about
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just pushing the dust around.
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All right? You want to
get it into a pile,
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and then sweep it
into the dust pan.
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00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,249
All right?
Now, here, you try.
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Sure thing, Mr. Calvin.
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(grunts)
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I mean, you could have
gone after some new dirt.
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Oh... okay, here.
Watch me.
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All right, it's all
in the wrist.
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See the wrist?
Look at that. Look at that.
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You get your wrist going,
get your action, move it around.
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Like that. Get that--
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Okay, put that phone away
and learn something here.
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(cries out)
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Oh, Manny!
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(Manny groaning)
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My back. Ah.
My whole damn back.
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Who spilled oil
over here?
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I did. It's slippery.
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It's oil.
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Ah, you okay, Manny?
I don't know.
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Look, you're gonna
be fine, all right?
225
00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,670
Why don't you go
to the break room,
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00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,337
take it easy for
a little bit.
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00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,606
Hey, put-put some butter on it.
Butter?
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00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,976
Yeah, and take some Robitussin.
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Okay, Grover, you know what?
230
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Why-why don't you just
take a break, too?
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Uh, is there anything else
I can do?
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Yeah. Go to my office,
put your hands in your pockets.
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I can't afford to lose
any more employees.
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Oh, there they are.
Oh!
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The working men
home from work.
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So, Grover,
how'd it go?
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I learned how
to sweep today.
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CALVIN:
Ehh...
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"learn" would be
a strong word.
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Thanks for the lift,
boss man. Sure.
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It seems like he had
a successful first day.
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Yeah, you know, Calvin,
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I-I just knew that Grover
would be a great help to you.
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00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:57,324
Again, "help" would be
a strong word.
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Hey, wait.
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00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,829
Mr. Calvin,
where's my money?
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00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,231
It's not payday yet,
little man.
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00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,565
So go on home now.
249
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,638
So, how did Grover do?
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Well, I said I'd
teach him some things,
251
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,509
and I'm trying, babe,
but every task for him
252
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,012
ends up being more work for me.
253
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,948
I think I'm gonna
have to let him go.
254
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:24,818
You can't fire Grover
from his very first job.
255
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,619
Come on, that would
just be wrong.
256
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:30,190
Tina, he spilled oil
all over the floor.
257
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:33,360
Manuel slipped in it,
and I think he's gonna sue us.
258
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,928
Oh, Grover's ass gotta go.
(scoffs)
259
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:48,275
Calvin, Grover is
loving it here.
260
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,710
Is he employee
of the month yet?
261
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,612
No, he is not, Dave.
262
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,116
Today I asked him
to clean out my mini fridge,
263
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,852
and the boy drank three sodas.
264
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,188
Uh, yes, can I help you?
265
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,556
Are you Calvin Butler?
266
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:06,559
Are you with
Child Protective Services?
267
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,030
No, my "check engine" light
came on.
268
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,833
And I saw your shop
on PaddiWak.
269
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,136
My shop?
I don't think so.
270
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,939
(laughing):
Come on.
271
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,674
This is you, right?
272
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,644
(dance music playing)
273
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,646
* *
274
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,456
Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah,
I mean, that might be me.
275
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,825
Yeah, sure.
276
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,459
So you're saying your
"check engine" light came on?
277
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,129
Yeah, why don't you have a seat
and I'll be right with you.
278
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,430
Come on, man.
279
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,532
So he's back on PaddiWak?
280
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:49,136
Yes, clearly. Calvin, you are
supposed to be supervising him.
281
00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,071
This is my fault?
282
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,373
You never taught the boy
how to sweep.
283
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,409
All right, where is he?
284
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,744
(dance music playing)
285
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,212
Grover!
286
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,547
(loud clang)
(Manuel screams)
287
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,785
Hey, Manny, you okay?
288
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,956
My head, man.
My whole damn head.
289
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,290
Grover, what are you doing?
290
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,825
I was doing
the wrench challenge,
291
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,927
and you distracted me.
292
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,096
Calvin, I am so sorry.
293
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,365
Look, Manuel, I'm sorry
about this, man.
294
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,300
Why don't you just
go in the break room,
295
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,801
take it easy a little bit.
296
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,237
Turn the lights down,
and put some butter on it.
297
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,606
But it doesn't work.
Eh, eh...
298
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,710
Calvin, Grover is gonna
make this up to you.
299
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,279
No, he is not.
300
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,247
Grover, you're fired.
301
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,917
Fired!
302
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,225
(chuckling)
Oh, my God!
303
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,628
Whew! Y'all scared me.
304
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,898
Can you make a little noise
when you come in?
305
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,266
To our own house?
306
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,136
Anyway, I was at
the farmers market,
307
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,804
and guess what they had?
308
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,273
Decorative gourds.
309
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,742
Oh. Thank you.
310
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,777
Yeah, we do love gourds.
311
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,314
Yeah. I mean, like,
who doesn't?
312
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,381
(laughter)
313
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,549
All right, I'll see you later.
314
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:13,220
I'm sure we will.
(weak chuckle)
315
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,522
Marty, what are
we gonna do?
316
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,024
Same thing we did
with the decorative pillows.
317
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,892
Put 'em in the closet.
318
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:24,397
Fired?!
319
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,167
See, this is why I said
he was too young for a job.
320
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,202
I was wrong,
you were right.
321
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,603
He wasn't ready.
322
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,806
I'm sorry, I'm just not good
at real work.
323
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:35,976
(sighs)
324
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,644
I need a kombucha.
325
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,682
Sorry, Mom.
You should be.
326
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,751
I'm very disappointed
in you.
327
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,187
And you need to apologize
to Mr. Calvin.
328
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,956
Yeah.
329
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,991
And don't turn this
into one of those
330
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,826
"Moms be like, I'm very
disappointed" videos.
331
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,495
I won't.
332
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,897
But that would be
a really good one.
333
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:00,400
(doorbell rings)
334
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,437
Calvin, I'm so sorry
about today.
335
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,539
Me, too. Is Manuel okay?
336
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:07,774
Yeah, yeah, he'll be fine.
337
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,310
Uh, he's getting
his sense of smell back,
338
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,146
and he remembered his name.
So...
339
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:17,917
All right, the booch
cleared my mind. Hey, Calvin.
340
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,752
Grover, we've come up
with a solution.
341
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,221
We're gonna take away
your phone.
342
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,855
No phone, no videos.
Solved.
343
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:26,159
Well, well, let's not
be too hasty.
344
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,161
You know, I-I got great news.
345
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,896
Remember the guy
that came in
346
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,331
when I fired Grover today?
347
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:35,568
Well, his kid saw my shop
on Grover's PaddiWak.
348
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,804
Yeah, and we want to apologize
for that.
349
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,672
Apologize? No, no.
350
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,775
An hour later, two more
of Grover's followers came in,
351
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,912
and one of 'em needs
a new transmission.
352
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,914
That's a $5,000 job.
353
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,620
Listen, Grover,
354
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,490
when I yelled the words "fired,"
355
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,559
at you earlier,
356
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,761
what I meant was "promoted."
357
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:07,067
You are now my new
social media director.
358
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:11,971
Same pay, except for you get
a key to the vending machine.
359
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,843
Calvin, I-I'm sorry,
but that's not happening.
360
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:17,844
Why?
361
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,312
Because I said so.
362
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,315
Aw, come on, man, that sucks.
363
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,718
It's not fair to use
my own words against me.
364
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,156
Look, Calvin, I'm glad
it brought you some business,
365
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,591
but Grover disobeyed us.
366
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,061
I'm sorry, Dad, I really am,
367
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,364
but you guys don't understand
what PaddiWak means.
368
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,132
It's important to me.
369
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,468
I know, everybody does it.
370
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,604
It's not that, it's just
I'm in middle school now.
371
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,539
It's different.
It's kind of hard
372
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,475
to figure out where you fit in.
373
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,477
Aw, Grover.
374
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,945
And I'm actually good
at making videos.
375
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:56,083
People think I'm funny now.
They like me.
376
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,685
It's not so easy for me
to make friends, Dad.
377
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,754
I'm not cool, like you.
(snorts)
378
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,693
You're making it
real hard for me
379
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,561
to be mad at you
right now, buddy.
380
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,731
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
381
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:15,268
Probably.
All right, look.
382
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,238
Grover, you can go
back on PaddiWak.
383
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,739
Sweet!
Yes!
384
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,509
But... But...
385
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,377
with conditions.
386
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,945
I'm gonna want
your password.
387
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,747
Sure. Yeah. That's fine.
That's good.
388
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:31,651
And, and we have to approve
all of your videos. Deal?
389
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,353
Deal.
Yeah, of course.
390
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,088
Yeah, we're good with that.
391
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,763
Hey, Malcolm.
Hey, what's up, Necie?
392
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,365
Oh, hey, babe.
393
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,366
Hey.
Oh.
394
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,434
Excuse me.
395
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,836
Okay. All-all right, baby.
(laughs)
396
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,638
I-I'll be in there
in a bit.
397
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,540
Yeah, I'll-- Baby!
398
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,977
Uh, what was that?
399
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,280
Necie's not happy with
our living situation.
400
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,415
I mean, it's hard enough sharing
a bathroom with me and you,
401
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,651
but Mom and Dad have
absolutely no boundaries.
402
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,052
(scoffs)
That's a fact.
403
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,588
Now with them drying
their laundry here,
404
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:09,856
everything's getting mixed up.
405
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,024
The other day,
Necie was this close
406
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,360
from putting on Mom's thong.
407
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,696
Hey, hey, Marty.
I don't need to know that.
408
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,097
Yeah, I know. I know.
409
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,032
Yo, man, don't ever say
"Mama" and "thong"
410
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,534
in the same sentence.
411
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,771
You heard it.
I almost saw it.
412
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,105
Oh!
413
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,578
Look, man, you have got
to figure out something.
414
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,846
Okay? Necie's about
to be your wife.
415
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,183
Look, I know. We gotta
get our own place.
416
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,950
But I don't know how
to break it to Mom.
417
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,752
You just got to
man up, little bro.
418
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,021
You cannot be
afraid of her.
419
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,323
If it was me,
I would tell Mama two--
420
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:46,359
Tell me what, Malcolm?
Whoa! Why?
421
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,562
Uh, I-I got nothing
to say to you, Mama,
422
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,231
but, uh, Marty does.
423
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,099
Come on.
424
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,368
Hey, hey, good news.
425
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,704
I found you a matching throw.
426
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,174
Yay. Animal prints.
(laughs)
427
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,843
Yes, it goes with the pillows
you love so...
428
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,612
Where are my pillows?
429
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,013
They in the closet.
430
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,483
Nobody can see 'em in there.
431
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,118
Exactly.
432
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:15,522
Uh, Mama, we need to talk.
433
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:18,725
Oh. Hey, Miss Tina.
434
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,759
Hey, Necie.
435
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,529
Come here, babe.
436
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:29,269
Mama, I think it's time...
437
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:34,207
No, I know it's time
Necie and I got our own place.
438
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,076
Oh.
439
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,512
All right. I get it.
440
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,614
(Tina chuckles)
BOTH: You do?
441
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,484
Of course I do.
As a matter of fact,
442
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:49,222
just today I saw the cutest
little craftsman house for sale
443
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,090
right around the corner.
444
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,026
She doesn't get it.
Yeah... no.
445
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,296
Okay, Mama...
What?
446
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,630
What?
447
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:01,434
You know, it might not be
right around the corner.
448
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,803
We might need a little more
space than that.
449
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,338
You know?
450
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,806
Me and Necie are building
our life together,
451
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,140
just like you and Dad did.
452
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,277
I mean,
you've got to understand that.
453
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,145
I guess.
454
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,181
Come on, Mama, don't you
want us to be happy?
455
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,684
You know I do.
456
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:21,554
And maybe we are
a teensy bit intrusive.
457
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,291
Well...
I don't know...
458
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,927
You two are terrible liars.
459
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,563
But if you move far,
I'm telling you,
460
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,399
you better save up
your gas money
461
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,368
because you're coming home
on Sundays for family dinner.
462
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,738
Mama, I wouldn't miss it.
463
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,541
Listen, I'm always gonna
be your little boy.
464
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,710
But right now I gotta be
Necie's grown man.
465
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,911
Mm.
Yeah.
466
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,246
I like that.
Yeah, you like that?
467
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,748
Yes, I do.
God!
468
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,350
Would you two get a room?
469
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,619
We are in our house!
470
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,787
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