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Yes, it's been a very
difficult few months.
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When something like this happens
in such a small village,
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the repercussions
are felt everywhere.
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It was a very, very tough time
for the whole community and...
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..by the end, I think I could say
it left us exhausted.
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Police discovered nearly 170 of them
in a nearby lock-up garage
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and dozens more in a room
at the local bowls club.
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The ringleader of the plot was...
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Look at Martin there,
without a beard.
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Looks like a shaved worm.
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Have you got anything
to say, Mr Mucklowe?
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Any apology?
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Anything to say today?
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Just you wait till
the next bit, as well...
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The prosecution's case
hinged on evidence given
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by Martin Mucklowe's own family,
in particular his daughter Kerry.
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Now, this...
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..actually amazes me.
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You know why?
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Because there's not a human on
this planet who looks like that.
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Oh, Kurtan,
stop winding yourself up!
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Kerry, you look like a sponge,
for Christ's sake.
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Your chins are so large it looks
like you're wearing an aeroplane
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pillow the wrong way around.
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And my nose, they've drawn
my nose bigger than yours.
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That's like drawing a parish church
bigger than the Shard.
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Mind-boggling.
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Martin got two years
in the end, didn't he?
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Yeah.
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Kerry had to testify
against him in court,
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as well, didn't you?
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Yeah, I did, yeah.
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And so did I.
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He was not best pleased
with that, I can tell you.
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He just tried to intimidate me
the whole time.
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First he was staring
at me like that.
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And then he was doing
stuff like that.
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And then when the judge looked
over at him, he just turned
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it into that.
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Kerry got community service,
as well, in the end,
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didn't you?
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Yeah.
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We looked then we saw him
step in on the mat.
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We looked and we saw him,
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the cat in the hat.
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For my community service,
I basically had to read books
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to the visually impaired,
which was as bad as I thought
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it was going to be.
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Basically, it's a picture of a cat
in a very much too large of a hat.
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And there's a little fish in a bowl,
looking out as if to go...
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"What the fuck?"
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And I believe it's in connection
with the hat.
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Well, we did hope Martin being
sent away would give Kerry some sort
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of closure, but that doesn't seem
to have been the case at all.
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Yes, I did testify against my dad,
but they made me do it,
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unfortunately, when I actually
didn't want to do it.
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But when the police
were talking to me,
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I got the intention from them
that if I didn't testify
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against my dad, I would get
ripped apart by police dogs.
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They didn't say it,
but it's what they didn't say.
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Well, you know
my feelings on Martin.
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Don't like the man, so I was very
happy seeing him sent down,
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you know? Don't think Kerry was.
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Which is probably part of the reason
why she's sort of misbehaving
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at the moment.
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Argh!
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What are you doing?
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Sorry.
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Yes, I am worried about
Kerry at the moment.
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Her behaviour's completely
off the rails, at present.
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Frankly, she is behaving
like the Antichrist.
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Everyone slags you off,
Colin, at the bowls club.
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Arthur calls you an absolute bozo.
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He says you're shit at bowls.
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Keep walking!
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This is her in the village shop
last Wednesday morning.
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I had to beg Mrs Wicks not to share
this with the police,
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but, I mean...
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Utterly mindless.
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When you're on two wheels,
you can do whatever you want.
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It's like an elephant
trying to ride a tricycle,
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watching her go down the road.
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Shut up. You're just saying that,
because you ain't got a bike.
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She can't fit her arse on it.
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I can. I just choose not to.
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Yeah?
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What?
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Who?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's sad.
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What for?
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Oh, that is sad.
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Fuck's sake.
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Fucking hell.
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Here's Kurtan! Oh, my God,
I actually nearly died then.
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I'll scare her.
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Let me have a go.
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Let me have a go.
All right, careful.
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My dad actually used to have
one of them. Yeah? Yeah.
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It is my dad's! Yeah?
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Look, M-M, Martin Mucklowe.
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That's my dad's intimidation mask.
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Intimidation mask? Yeah, he used to
wear it when Dominic Littlewood
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knocked on the door.
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Who's Dominic Littlewood?
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The guy from Cowboy Builders,
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the little funny bald bloke.
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Oh, yeah.
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What was he after?
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Something about a driveway.
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Unfinished, I imagine.
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Where did you get this?
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From Sandra's garden,
she was throwing it out
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with a load of other stuff.
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What the fuck?
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Where you going? Sandra's.
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That's annoying.
I literally just got here.
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Sandra is Martin's partner
and although she's had two kids
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with Martin, I actually
think she's all right.
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But her and Kerry
don't get on at all.
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You know. They're like two rats
arguing about who can be first
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behind the Pied Piper,
not realising that he's leading
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them both over a cliff.
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Onto some, like,
jagged rocks, you know?
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So it doesn't matter who's first
behind the Pied Piper,
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because they're both
going to get their heads crushed in.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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How has she thrown out
all my dad's stuff?
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I absolutely... I cannot
stand that woman.
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I'm actually going to
knock her out if I see her.
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Kerry, Kerry, Kerry, Kerry.
I actually will.
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Why are you throwing
all my dad's stuff away,
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you mentalist?
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I'm not getting into this now,
Kerry, all right? Sandra!
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Talk to me!
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I'm not doing this now!
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Not today!
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I can't... Kurtan.
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Let's just get this stuff.
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What are we taking?
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Leathers.
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Get the radio.
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Get that other bag.
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Yeah.
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How do I think Sandra thinks
about me after the trial?
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I actually know how Sandra thinks
about me after the trial,
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because I went on her Facebook page
and she posted the status that said,
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"Hate fake people that testify
against my partner Martin."
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And I commented underneath it
saying, "Are you talking about me?"
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And then when I went back to check
to see if she'd commented,
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she'd actually blocked me
and she'd blocked me from Instagram,
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as well, so I think
that says it all.
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Hello, hello. Come on in.
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Lovely to see you.
Hello, boys. Thanks for having us.
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How lovely to see you.
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It's been a very tough time
for Sandra and her children.
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I've got squash,
I've got biscuits.
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Since Martin was convicted,
the council have given her
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an eviction notice,
because of the house being involved
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in Martin's criminal activity,
so Sandra came to me for help
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and I'm glad she did because,
together, we're going
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to file an appeal.
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So that brings us to number six.
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That's great, Sandra.
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This is probably the most
important bit of the form.
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It's where we need to state
as clearly as possible our case
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against the eviction order, so...
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It wasn't Martin that put
the hoovers in the house,
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it was Kerry.
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Right. Because Kerry stole a key
from Martin and let herself
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in when we were out and put
the hoovers there. But I'm not...
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And said if Martin didn't let her,
she was going to drown Mr Chuckles
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in a bucket of bleach.
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Who's Mr Chuckles?
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The boys' chinchilla.
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Right.
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But Sandra, I don't think
that's something Kerry would do.
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I do know her...
But she did.
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And, before she left,
she ran up a £300 telephone bill
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on Babestation.
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Right. She must have had the flu
at the time, because the entire
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living room was littered
with scrunched-up tissues and none
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of us in the house had a cold.
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Right. So shall I just
write that down?
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Let's come back to that
in a minute, shall we?
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The worrying thing is I've learned
how much Martin has been playing
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Sandra and Kerry off each other.
Which is no surprise,
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really, but it's concerning to hear
the lies Martin was feeding
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Sandra about Kerry.
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One of which was that Kerry
had cashed in all the family's
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premium bonds and spend the money
on Nazi paraphernalia.
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And another was that Kerry had been
beating Martin with an iron pole.
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This is all my dad's stuff.
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This is what Sandra's
just going to chuck out,
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she's such an evil witch.
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So controlling, as well.
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You know she didn't even let
my dad go out, because she used
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to think my dad was cheating on her.
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Really? Yeah.
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She wouldn't even let him go
to skittles, because she used
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to think the skittles were shaped
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like curvy women's bodies.
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And she had a Taser, as well,
and she used to Taser him
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in the crotch every time
there was a programme
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with a woman on it.
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But the only show that my dad
could actually watch in the end
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was Blue Planet, but he wasn't even
allowed to watch the dolphin bit,
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because she'd think
that he'd get turned on
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by the dolphins' blowholes.
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It must have been
absolute hell for my dad.
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Number seven.
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Well, that's easy.
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Today, the vicar has been
helping me appeal the eviction.
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He's been so great.
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He's helped with everything.
And now I feel a bit bad
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that Martin always used to
call him a bald nonce,
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cos I've left him
on his own with the boys loads
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and they've never said anything...
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I know you said no wafers,
but I brought some out
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just in case.
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Thank you, Vicar.
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That's no problem,
I'll just be in the office.
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See what he's like?
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He thinks of everything.
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And it's been quite revealing
hearing his side of things.
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Because, like with the hoovers,
according to Martin,
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Kerry was the brain
behind the whole thing.
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Mum!
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There's no holes in my crumpets!
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There's no holes in my crumpets!
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Oh, yeah. There they are.
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Yeah, I did, yeah.
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Since the trial, I haven't
been working at the bowls club.
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Basically Terry let me go.
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Initially I thought it
might be something to do
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with the hoovers being
stored there and that,
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but Terry just said the club
can't afford to have the luxury
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of a bar manager at the moment and,
yeah, it was sad, but Terry's
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a businessman at the end of the day,
so I've got to respect his decision
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and I'll always do
what's best for that club,
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that's the thing.
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But that's just life,
I suppose, isn't it?
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Just full of hellos and goodbyes.
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This happens to be one goodbye
that is tough to take.
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But we'll move on.
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Kurtan is very, very, very bad
at moving on.
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Like, once he fixates on something,
he just won't let it go.
250
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He's like a ghost with
unfinished business.
251
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They're bowling like a bunch of
absolute pubes out there today.
252
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How have they all aged so horribly
253
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in such a short space of time,
as well?
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Brenda, I literally can't believe
she's just sat there laughing,
255
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like it's funny.
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Bishops Cleeve are
literally creaming us
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and Brenda, she's just sat there,
with her visor on, laughing.
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It's been amazing,
going through my dad's things,
259
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because I found out
so much about him.
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Like, I found out that my love of
two wheels is actually in my DNA,
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because my dad was in a biker gang
called Satan's Fingers.
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Here, look.
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Can you see?
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How good does this jacket
look on me, as well?
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Proper smart.
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Lethal.
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See, this is the old gang,
look, here.
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That's my dad, there.
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He was called Lady's Finger.
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That's Crazy Finger.
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That there's Fish Finger.
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And that there's Pull My Finger,
because he was the joker
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of the pack...
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Until he killed himself.
275
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One day he just walked into the sea,
and he just kept on walking.
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No-one knows why.
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God, woke up in a cold sweat
this morning thinking,
278
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000
"Shit, ain't ordered in
the Mini Cheddars
279
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"for the County Cup semis."
280
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Because they're like
crack to old people.
281
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,559
Then halfway through my conversation
with Steve, the supplier,
282
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,879
I realised I don't work
at the bowling club no more.
283
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,919
It's nice having my days back,
I suppose.
284
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:27,839
So I've actually been getting
into fitness recently,
285
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,919
just like working out,
doing weights and that.
286
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,319
Already really noticing
the difference, just
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in the definition, really,
and core strength.
288
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,319
Oh, here he is.
289
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:43,079
Is that a ghost I see before me
or is that the real Arthur?
290
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,639
Oh, shut up! I was going to
go through with it.
291
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,039
No, you weren't!
I was! I was.
292
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,479
But my veins is too small.
They couldn't get the needle in.
293
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,159
Honest! Yeah, yeah, whatever!
294
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:55,239
Basically, Arthur went
to Switzerland to get euthanized
295
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,360
at a euthanasia clinic.
296
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,799
He had this chronic stomach pain.
297
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,159
He was just being a massive
emotional drain on his family.
298
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,679
But in the last minute,
he chickened out.
299
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,199
He's hardly shown his face since.
300
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,319
And everyone from the bowls club
were a bit pissed off
301
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,239
because they threw, like,
this massive leaving party for him.
302
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,599
They even all clubbed in to fly his
old schoolmate over from Australia.
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00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,399
Cost, like, four grand.
304
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:23,159
And him and Arthur ended up
falling out at the end of the night
305
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,560
over a bloody bar tab.
306
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,479
Well, that would be
absolutely amazing, Trev.
307
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,720
Yeah. Are you serious...?
308
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:37,039
Yeah, cos... what, all I need to do
is just sort out a list.
309
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,319
So, basically, I had this idea,
because everybody's turning
310
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their back on my dad and that,
to get back in touch
311
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,199
with the Fingers,
and my dad's old mates.
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00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,199
And I found one of the numbers
on the back of this bit of paper,
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and it's one of the Fingers,
called Trev.
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And I rang him up and spoke to him
and he was just so lovely
315
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,439
about my dad.
316
00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,159
He said that I should go
and visit him because he's got
317
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,599
so many stories to tell
me about my dad.
318
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,999
And they sound really funny.
319
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,999
Like one, apparently,
involves a nun,
320
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,999
a condom machine at Heston Services
and a very young
321
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,719
Charlie from Casualty.
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00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:16,079
Come on through.
323
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,359
This is where I've been
working out, really.
324
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:26,360
Basically Slugs has been telling
everyone he's opened a gym,
325
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,081
but it's just a bench press
in the garden.
326
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,959
But now I've got a bit more time
on my hands I thought, "Fuck it,"
327
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,919
might as well use it, you know.
328
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,079
I would work out at home,
but Nan doesn't let me,
329
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,919
because I left a dumbbell
on the carpet once.
330
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,879
It left an indent.
331
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,199
She went absolutely
apeshit about it.
332
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,319
It was a new carpet, that's why.
333
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,759
Thinking about getting
like a punchbag to hang off there,
334
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,320
that would be good.
335
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,599
Maybe like some sort of bin,
just fill it with protein powder
336
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,159
and a scoop and just help
yourself whenever you want, really.
337
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,199
But, yeah.
338
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,959
That's excellent.
339
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,159
I'm really impressed.
340
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,879
Do my arms look bigger to you,
Vicar?
341
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,359
Erm... Yes, I'd say so.
342
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,839
Yeah?
343
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,359
Bet you can't get out of my grip.
344
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,759
OK. Yes, very good.
345
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,160
Very strong.
346
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:33,520
Yep.
347
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,679
Beast Mode.
348
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,919
One, two...
349
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:43,280
I'm not sure if Kerry's
told you, but she wants me
350
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,239
to drive her over to see
one of Martin's old friends.
351
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,479
..five... Well, I'm...
352
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,319
..six... No.
353
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,439
No?
354
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,999
I'm in two minds about it, really.
355
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,839
Why? What's the problem?
356
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,079
Well, I just don't know
what she is...
357
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,559
Yeah, take it.
358
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,199
..what she hopes to gain from it.
359
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,839
I mean, she seems obsessed
with this biker gang.
360
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,839
The last thing I want is her getting
involved with Martin's old friends.
361
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,279
Honestly, Vicar,
you've just got to let it go.
362
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,359
Let her be, for God's sake.
363
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:16,199
At the end of the day,
she'll be obsessed by the bikers
364
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,959
one week and then the next week,
it'll be something else.
365
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,239
Last week she was obsessed
with saving the bees.
366
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,799
And the other day I literally
saw her purposely stamp on one.
367
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:26,159
Yes, you might be right.
368
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,679
I just...
369
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,719
I just wasn't sure if
it's the right thing to do,
370
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,439
given her state of mind
at the moment.
371
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,559
I actually don't want to be harsh,
Vicar, but I actually think
372
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,359
you might have Munchausen syndrome.
373
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,479
You know, you're making Kerry think
she's got something wrong
374
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,959
with her when, actually, I think
it might be you that's a little bit
375
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:44,039
sick in the head.
376
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,120
What, Munchausen?
377
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,479
Shit.
378
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,360
Yes, I think I will take
Kerry to see this chap.
379
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,041
And although I don't think
it's necessarily the best thing
380
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,720
for her to be doing at the moment,
I'm going to listen to Kurtan
381
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,240
on this occasion.
382
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:14,479
He certainly knows her the best.
383
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:17,759
Polly says I need to listen more.
384
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:21,599
We all have our faults.
385
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,799
She doesn't listen
either, to be honest.
386
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:25,999
Between you and me,
she puts far too much sugar
387
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,439
in her strawberry jam
and then she wonders why she's not
388
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,120
placed in the jam
festival each year.
389
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:36,079
I'm so excited about today.
390
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,479
The only thing I'm not excited about
is spending two hours
391
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,679
with the vicar in the car,
because his music tastes are so bad.
392
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,359
Like, he said if God
had a singing voice,
393
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:52,360
it would sound a lot
like David Gray.
394
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,719
Whereas I think if the devil
had a singing voice,
395
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,559
it would sound a lot
like David Gray.
396
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:03,759
Morning, Kerry.
397
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,759
All right?
398
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,919
Right. Seat belt, please, Kerry.
399
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,439
I haven't even got in the car yet.
400
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,119
Give me a chance.
401
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:21,120
19,000 people die a year from
not wearing a seat belt.
402
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,079
Oh, this is going to be fun.
403
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,600
Kayleigh says
I've let myself go a bit.
404
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,479
So I set up this gym in my
back yard and I've been
405
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,279
working out ever since.
406
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,479
How many is that?
407
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,679
That's got to be enough.
Yeah, I have spent a lot of time
408
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,280
just getting screwed over
in the past.
409
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:54,359
Not just by one woman,
I think quite a lot of them
410
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:59,119
have done this to me.
411
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,359
At the moment, I'm taking
a break from it all.
412
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,959
Because it's just...
413
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,719
It's too hard.
414
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,119
Yeah, I know where
Slugs is coming from.
415
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:11,119
I had a relationship
416
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,759
of my own that broke down recently.
417
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:16,720
And because, you know,
in a relationship you don't always
418
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,239
have to say, you know,
how much you care about someone,
419
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,679
how much like them,
because you do it through
420
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,319
actions, as well.
421
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,159
You just do it by being there,
by turning up half an hour early
422
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,680
before a shift.
423
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,879
Going two hours after you're meant
to have finished, you know.
424
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:37,039
Staying at the bowls club all night,
just so the toilets are perfectly
425
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,159
clean before the County Cup.
426
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,479
That's, you know...
427
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:44,199
That's love.
428
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,199
Now, Kerry.
429
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:50,640
I've been talking to Sandra.
430
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:56,559
Why? Well, because I felt
it was important.
431
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,919
I think we need to get
to the bottom of things.
432
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,079
Look, I think there may have been
a few crossed wires.
433
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,480
Sandra can go eff herself
as far as I'm concerned.
434
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,879
Kerry. I didn't even swear, then!
435
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,159
I find abbreviating it
just as offensive.
436
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,919
Oh, great, so I'll just be mates
with the woman who used
437
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,079
to beat my dad with
an iron post, shall I?
438
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,919
That sounds like such a laugh.
439
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,719
I don't think that's true.
440
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,559
It is true.
441
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,919
No, I don't think she did that.
It is.
442
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,959
Anyway, don't you want to get
to know your brothers a bit better?
443
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,639
No. They're my half-brothers.
444
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,919
I know... All right,
your half-brothers.
445
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,159
If they don't make the effort
with me, why should I actually make
446
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,759
the effort with them?
447
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,319
They're ten and six, Kerry.
448
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,119
Yeah, age is no excuse.
449
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,679
Anyway, Sandra's got
a nice little gift coming
450
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,519
to her through her letterbox...
451
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,239
What do you mean by that?
..soon from me.
452
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,719
What do you mean by that?
453
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,399
What don't I mean by that?
454
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,400
What DO you mean by that?
455
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,679
It's a nice little surprise,
if you like surprises
456
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,359
that are pig shite.
457
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,279
No, Kerry. No. Yeah.
458
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,919
No, you're not going to do that.
I am going to do that.
459
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,439
No, you're not. You're just
showing off. I'm not showing off!
460
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,639
You are showing off.
Oh, what, to them?
461
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,639
I don't even care about them.
462
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,919
♪ Ten black spiders
standing on the wall
463
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,599
♪ Ten black spiders
standing on the wall
464
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,959
♪ And if one black spider
should accidentally crawl
465
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,679
♪ It will crawl up your
trousers and paralyse your...
466
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,319
♪ Nine black spiders
standing on the wall... ♪
467
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,760
That's good, I like that!
468
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:27,159
♪ Nine black spiders,
standing on the wall
469
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,119
♪ And if one black spider...
Standing on the wall
470
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:34,479
♪ It will crawl up your
trouser leg and paralyse your...
471
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,719
♪ Eight black spiders
standing on the wall
472
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,599
♪ Eight black spiders
standing on the wall
473
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,839
♪ And if one black spider
should accidentally fall
474
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,319
♪ It will crawl up your trouser
leg and paralyse your...
475
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,279
♪ Seven black spiders... ♪
476
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:51,079
♪ One black spider
standing on the wall
477
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,599
♪ One black spider... ♪
Join in!
478
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,559
♪ Standing on the wall
479
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:01,039
♪ And if one black spider
should accidentally fall
480
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:04,079
♪ It will crawl up your trouser leg
and paralyse your... ♪
481
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,680
Massive bollocks.
All right, Kerry.
482
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,719
Shall we do it again? No.
483
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,039
Terry!
484
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,519
That's Terry there, look, sat down.
485
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,959
The one with the leather jacket,
that's him.
486
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,159
Actually, give me a minute.
487
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,440
I might just say hello. Stay there.
488
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,799
All right, Terry.
All right, Kurtan.
489
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:37,800
Yeah.
490
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,199
How's things?
491
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,279
Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah,
not bad at all, thanks.
492
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,440
How's the club, then?
493
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,879
Colin's still driving me
up the wall.
494
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,440
Some things don't change.
495
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,439
No, they don't.
496
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,559
Anyway, nice to see you, Kurtan.
497
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,959
All right. Yeah, cool.
498
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,199
All right, cheers, Terry.
499
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,119
Yeah, see you.
500
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,639
Did you see that?
501
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,999
There's a game on now and
he's just sat there necking pints.
502
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,919
There'll be no-one behind the bar.
503
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,679
I tell you what,
he'll have a riot on his hands
504
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,679
when all the old duffers realise
there's no sandwiches.
505
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,359
He's just sat there self-medicating
with Stowford's Press.
506
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,760
You know, it's very clear
the bowls club is going to the dogs
507
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,359
and that's sad, really.
508
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,999
I'm taking no pleasure in seeing
that or seeing Terry just totally
509
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,959
consumed by his own self-loathing.
510
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,799
But if there's a lesson learnt here,
it's that if you remove
511
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,279
a vital cog in that machine,
that machine will just implode.
512
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,480
You know, it's like taking an engine
out of a Fiat Panda.
513
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,599
Yes, it will freewheel
for a bit, but at some point
514
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,959
it'll just plough into a wall.
515
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,839
It definitely is this road?
516
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,480
That's what the map said, I think.
517
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,039
It seems a bit out of the way, no?
518
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:14,679
Yeah... Let's keep going.
519
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,959
Is that it, do you think?
520
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,279
Yeah. Crumbs.
521
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,000
Wow. That's a bit odd.
522
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,519
Do you think that's him?
523
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,960
Yep.
524
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,919
I think that must be him.
525
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,919
Right.
526
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,840
Do you want to get out first?
527
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,999
Yeah, if you like.
528
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,680
It's all right, Kerry,
I'm coming in with you.
529
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,079
Hello, are you Trevor?
530
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,119
I am, yeah.
Hello, I'm Francis Seaton.
531
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,400
Lovely to meet you. Nice to
meet you. Are you Kerry, then?
532
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,679
Yeah. Oh, you're Trev?
533
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,159
I am. Trev, really nice
to meet you, mate.
534
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,039
Wow. It's really nice, yeah.
535
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,360
All right. Yeah.
536
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,399
That's good. All right.
537
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,679
Did you find it all
right, this place?
538
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,119
Yeah, I found it all right, yeah.
539
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,319
Well done.
Well, you'd better come in.
540
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,999
Thank you so much
for having me, Trev.
541
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,159
You know how much this
will mean to my dad.
542
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,679
It's my pleasure. I'm just really
sorry to hear about his troubles,
543
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,679
that's all. Yeah, it's
an absolute stitch-up.
544
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,759
It's what they do to us bikers.
545
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,199
Well, yeah. You'd know.
546
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,760
And he was a bloody
good biker, your dad. Was he?
547
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,959
Oh, yes, he was.
548
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,959
And he had the looks
for it, and all. Yeah?
549
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,439
Everyone knew him because of
this big beard he had.
550
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,079
Big beard?!
551
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,839
Yeah, yeah. Really? Dad?!
A big beard, yeah.
552
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,799
Didn't you know about that?
553
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,839
No, I didn't know Dad
had a massive beard.
554
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,279
Well, there's a story there. Yeah?
555
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,679
1976, we were all riding
down to Durdle Door
556
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,279
and word gets out that a coachload
of Donny Osmond fan girls has broken
557
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,759
down on their way back
from this London gig.
558
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,599
And apparently they're
queueing up to give out
559
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,919
blowers to any biker who'd give them
a backy back down to Weymouth.
560
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,719
So, Kerry, us Fingers -
we are piling it down the A419
561
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,959
and we are as stiff as pool cues.
562
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,879
And then my gas tank puckers up
and I'm left stranded on the side
563
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:21,159
of the road, knowing full
well that if I don't get
564
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,279
down there quick,
565
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,519
the only person left to suck me off
will be the bus driver.
566
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,159
And then suddenly your dad appears.
567
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:34,159
And he takes the straw out of
his milkshake and he sucks
568
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:37,279
the petrol out of his gas tank
and he spits it into mine,
569
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,879
and he carries on until
his gas tank is completely empty.
570
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,319
And he looks at me and he says,
571
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,759
"Trev...
572
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,239
"you deserve this blow job
573
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,639
"more than me."
574
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,639
That's beautiful.
575
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,679
So anyway, I give him a big hug
by the side of the road and I jump
576
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,159
back on my bike and
as I'm pulling away,
577
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,879
I look in my wing mirror and
I see he's lighting up a cig.
578
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,759
Before you know it,
his whole beard's gone up.
579
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,999
He burned his follicles
so bad they wouldn't grow back.
580
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,800
No?!
581
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,799
Really?!
582
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:13,039
That was Big Martin for you,
always putting other people first.
583
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,399
It's been absolutely amazing,
off the chart, meeting Trev today.
584
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,239
Like, I was a little bit nervous
at the start because of the axe
585
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,959
and the dead animals and that,
but he's been absolutely great.
586
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,359
And especially after everything
that's happened with everyone
587
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,039
turning their back on my dad,
you know, it's so important
588
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,799
that people know
the Martin Mucklowe that I know.
589
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:31,479
And not the peeping one.
590
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:36,639
I just can't help myself.
591
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,719
Got to pop by bowls club
and see the utter carnage unfold.
592
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,439
Terry will be late with the sarnies,
593
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,159
that'll send Arthur into a rage,
he'll be fucking throwing chairs
594
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,439
again, Len will be
kicking over the tables.
595
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,879
They're like dominoes.
596
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,520
When one starts,
they all bloody kick off.
597
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,639
Watch out, Len's about.
598
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:05,479
That's a sore sight
for sad eyes, isn't it?
599
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,119
All right, Len, what are you eating?
600
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,839
Cornflakes. Where did you get them
from? The food bank.
601
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:14,039
You all right?
602
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,799
No. What's happened?
603
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,160
I'm banned.
604
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,559
What you done now, you doughnut?
605
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,799
Len ain't done nothing.
606
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,959
Len, you haven't been
using that selfie stick
607
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,440
to look up women's
skirts again, have you?
608
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,319
No.
609
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,319
Well, what have you done?
610
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:37,839
I only go in the bowls club
to keep warm.
611
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,639
I've got nowhere to go.
612
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,839
Neil chucked me out
because I couldn't afford
613
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,799
to buy a drink.
614
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,119
Sorry to hear that, mate.
615
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,199
Terry kicked you out?
616
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,639
Not Terry, Neil, the barman.
617
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,479
Barman?
618
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,879
Yeah.
619
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,119
What do you mean, barman?
620
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,919
There's a new barman?
621
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,119
How many times I got to tell you?!
622
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,959
All right. Fucking hell.
623
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,160
That's... That's not true.
624
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,479
He's losing his fucking marbles,
that's what.
625
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,840
Hang on, hang on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
626
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,519
See - no barman.
627
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,999
Hang on, who's that?
628
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,959
He's got my tie on, that's weird.
629
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,640
He's serving drinks.
630
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,279
That's a new barman.
631
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,599
I don't believe that.
632
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,639
That's a massive knife in the back.
633
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,519
Is that Arthur laughing?
634
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,600
I've never seen Arthur laugh.
635
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,039
He told me he ain't laughed
since he was part of the squadron
636
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,480
that carpet-bombed Dresden.
637
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,961
Which either means it was
so harrowing for him that he hasn't
638
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,519
been able to laugh since,
or it was the last thing
639
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,919
that genuinely tickled him.
640
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,279
I just...
641
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,360
A new barman?
642
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,839
I feel... I feel a bit sick,
actually.
643
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,639
I need to go home.
644
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,759
See you later, Len. Ta-ra.
645
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,239
So I think that's
the Fingers, am I right?
646
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,959
Oh, look at that.
There's the Fingers, there.
Another one of the Fingers.
647
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,640
I remember that.
I remember that very well.
648
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,120
You all look absolutely mad.
Yeah, yeah.
649
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,799
There's another one
of you and my dad.
650
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,120
There's some other ones...
651
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,160
Hold on, that's not Big Martin.
652
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,119
Yeah, well, he's put
on a lot of weight.
653
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,279
No, no, no.
654
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,959
That's Big Martin there,
Martin Bullard.
655
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,119
We call him Big Martin
because he's five foot five.
656
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,599
That man there, that's
Martin Mucklowe, that is.
657
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,159
Yeah, that's my dad.
658
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,439
Martin Mucklowe's a bastard.
659
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,679
He was a liar, he was a cheat,
he was a thief, he was selfish,
660
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,479
he was a backstabber.
661
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,919
He had no morals, he broke
every code the Fingers swore by.
662
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,079
And you do know he was responsible
for Pull My Finger
663
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,799
committing suicide? You do know
that, don't you? What do you mean?
664
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,240
Derek Sprawls was his birth name.
665
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,440
Poor sod.
666
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,959
He was born with the worst case
of cleft pallet I've ever seen.
667
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,479
A face even a mother couldn't love,
a face so twisted it looked like two
668
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,679
hands wringing out a damp cloth.
669
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,559
So they sold him to some
Romany Gypsies...
670
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,520
..for a rusty Ford Prefect
and as much lucky heather
671
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,920
as they could fit in the boot.
672
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,720
He worked the carnivals.
673
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,719
Unloved.
674
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,439
Overworked.
675
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,160
Arms like tree trunks from spinning
the waltzer carts 15 hours a day.
676
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:47,799
That's where he met Sue,
local farmer's girl.
677
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,319
A girl so big she had to have
a whole cart just to herself.
678
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,840
But Derek didn't mind about that.
679
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,120
He loved her, you see?
680
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,320
But Martin, being Martin,
he couldn't stand to see
681
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,600
Derek happy.
682
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:07,120
So one summer solstice,
we're down at Stonehenge watching
683
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,079
the sun go down, we hear
those grunts from behind the stones.
684
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:16,320
And we all go over to investigate.
685
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,759
And there's Martin and Sue, they...
686
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,999
Well, you can probably guess
what they were up to.
687
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,319
What were they up to?
688
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,199
Martin was stuffing her.
689
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,599
He was stuffing her so hard
from behind, with no care,
690
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,519
no love or nothing,
it was just a cold-hearted stuffing.
691
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,359
And all the time he's grinning
at Derek, as if to say,
692
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,880
"Whatever you love, Derek,
I will take it from you...
693
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:45,240
"and shag it."
694
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,960
You all right, Kerry?
695
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,720
I know just the man to help
get us through this.
696
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:07,320
♪ To show you how I really feel
697
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:14,919
♪ Admit to some of those
bad mistakes I've made
698
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:19,320
♪ If you want it, come and get it
699
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,520
♪ Crying out loud
700
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,400
♪ The love that I was giving you
was never in doubt
701
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,880
♪ Let go of your heart,
let go of your head
702
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,320
♪ And feel it now
703
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,879
♪ Let go of your heart,
let go of your head. ♪
704
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,640
Sorry, it's actually
making me feel car sick,
705
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:09,319
you singing like that. Sorry.
706
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,320
Terry, right, hired
a new bar manager,
707
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:21,080
yeah, after telling me
they couldn't afford to have one.
708
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,439
He lied to me.
709
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,119
And to rub it in, he posted
a picture of the new barman
710
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:34,719
on the Facebook page.
711
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,919
Look at that - posing with
my food hygiene certificate.
712
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,519
The certificate I earned
with my hard work,
713
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:47,520
not his, and he's posing
with it like he earned it.
714
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,559
You know, I'm utterly raging now.
715
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,319
I think you've really
got to let it go now.
716
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,879
Let it go!
717
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,319
You are such an unemotional
slab of ham, Kerry.
718
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,039
Listen right, I got
that hygiene rating to a three.
719
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:05,639
Do you know what it was before?
720
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,799
A one? No! No, no, no, no.
721
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,959
It was a none, yeah?
722
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,799
That kitchen was condemned,
that kitchen was not fit to serve
723
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,519
food from. And do you know why?
724
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,599
Why? Because Terry used to use the
raw chicken board to cut the lemons
725
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,799
on for the cokes and he used
to laugh about it, as well.
726
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,399
I've got so much shit on that man
you would not believe.
727
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:26,959
Yeah, go on.
728
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,159
All right, another time, yeah,
before a bowls match,
729
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,759
he walked over to the buffet table
when no-one was there,
730
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:34,079
he said, "Kurtan, watch this",
dropped his keks
731
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,759
and farted on the quiches.
If that came out, that'd ruin him.
732
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,959
That would ruin him, actually.
733
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:43,399
Yeah.
734
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,919
And another thing Terry don't know
is that I still know the security
735
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,799
code to the back door,
so I could just go in there at night
736
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,839
when no-one's there,
get my certificate back,
737
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,759
which is mine, and I could rob
the tills if I wanted to.
738
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,279
I mean, I probably
wouldn't, but I could.
739
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,959
You could, yeah.
740
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,919
Terry's too much of an old scrote
to know how to change the code.
741
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,799
That's why he needed me,
to do all his tech stuff...
742
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,919
Yeah... because he's too much
of a digital dinosaur.
743
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,639
Yeah.
744
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,799
I could ruin that club like that.
745
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,599
You could, actually.
746
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,919
I could. You really could, yeah.
747
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,959
What's that fucking
smell, by the way?
748
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,039
It's just some pig shit.
749
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,599
Pig shit?! Yeah, in a bag.
750
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,239
What've you got that for?
751
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,079
I was going to post it
through Sandra's letterbox,
752
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,999
but I think I've changed my mind.
753
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,639
I'm not sure Kerry got
what she wanted from going
754
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,320
to see Trevor.
755
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,719
But I'm pretty certain she got
what she needed in the long-term.
756
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,319
So I was watching this Henry VIII
documentary last night
757
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,880
and in many ways
he's a lot like my dad,
758
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,359
because at first
759
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,879
you think, "Oh, Catherine of
Aragon's got a screw loose,"
760
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,840
or "Anne Boleyn seems like
a bit of a psychopath."
761
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,879
But by the time you get
to Catherine Parr,
762
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,520
you do start to wonder
whether the problem
763
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,680
might lie with Henry.
764
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,159
And it's a shame because
if the wives had just chatted
765
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,759
to each other...
766
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,079
Like, if Jane Seymour had just
sat down with Catherine Howard,
767
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,479
Catherine Howard would not
have touched him with a barge pole.
768
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,279
Hiya, are you are right?
769
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,279
I just wondered if I could come in
and have a chat... with you.
770
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,599
Yeah, come in for a cup of tea.
All right, cheers. All right, boys.
771
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,320
Yeah. Yeah.
772
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:32,519
What are you up to?
773
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,039
Playing with Lego. Lego?!
774
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:37,959
I absolutely love Lego.
775
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,800
I thought about
going to Terry's house
776
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,479
and just having it out with him
777
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,960
and planting one on his
alcoholic tomato nose,
778
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:56,359
but that would be too easy.
779
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,759
Keep your enemies close,
but keep your friends close as well,
780
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,159
because they are your friends
at the end of the day.
781
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,240
Revenge is a dish best served
covered in pig shite.
782
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,239
So Terry's changed the code.
783
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:13,599
Erm...
784
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,639
I don't really know
what to do now, to be honest.
785
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,959
I think I'll just...
I'll probably just go home now,
786
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:23,239
if that's all right?
787
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:25,720
Smart fox, actually, Terry.
788
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:33,879
I should have known.
789
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:41,880
Nothing gets past him.
790
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,679
Fuck sake.
791
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:55,680
Basically, guys, I'm going to
teach you how to run really fast.
792
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,160
So you've got to put your hands
like this so they slice
793
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,640
through the air and
you're more aerodynamic.
794
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,960
It's basically what all athletes do,
and wrestlers do it, as well.
795
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,759
So if you want to start from here.
796
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,760
Here.
797
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:46,159
I've seen a really positive change
in Kerry since she started spending
798
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,079
more time with her half-siblings.
799
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,760
They've given her a sense of purpose
that I think she's been craving
800
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,560
for a long time.
801
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:09,199
Push forward, rip out their insides,
take them out, walk away,
802
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,359
drop entrails,
walk off the crime scene.
803
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,279
And I think it's helping her
move on from Martin knowing
804
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:19,919
there are people out there who do
value spending time with her.
805
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,119
Well, this is Marvin.
806
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,719
Say hello, Marvin. Hello.
807
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:28,159
And then we've got Martin.
808
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,679
Big Martin. Say hello, Martin.
809
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,279
Hello!
810
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,319
I've absolutely loved
getting to know my brothers
811
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,759
the last few weeks.
812
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,479
Mostly for their benefit
more than mine, only because I am
813
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,359
a mentor to them.
814
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:50,079
In like, I'm a Mr Miyagi
to their Karate Kid.
815
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,319
Do you guys like cats?
816
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,319
Yeah. Do you like hats? Yeah!
817
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,239
Do you like cats in hats?
818
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,119
Yes.
819
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,439
Well, I tell you what, Marvin,
there's this amazing book
820
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,359
that I've been reading.
821
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,639
It's basically about
a cat who wears a hat.
822
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,839
The Cat In The Hat! That's it!
823
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,559
But the hat's very much too large.
824
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,639
You've read that one?
825
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,999
Yeah, I have.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
826
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,520
Fuck! What?
827
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,919
Fuck! That's Terry.
828
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,999
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
He's coming up the path.
829
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,999
Oh, my God.
That actually is Terry as well.
830
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,479
What's he coming to your house for?
831
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,959
I don't know.
832
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,639
Do you reckon he knows
what I was going to do to the club?
833
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,159
Fuck! Probably.
834
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,640
The CCTV, that's what he saw me on.
835
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,839
Don't answer it.
Of course I'm going to answer it.
836
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,399
Why?! Because I don't know
who it is. It's fucking Terry!
837
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,399
It might not be.
Kerry, don't! No..
838
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,439
All right, Terry. Fuck.
839
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,239
Yeah, he's just in here.
840
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,999
It is Terry. Oh, right.
841
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,399
All right, Terry.
842
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:00,679
I tried ringing you, but your phone
weren't working, so I went
843
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,479
round your nan's.
844
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,039
She said you'd be here.
845
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,079
Oh, all right.
846
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,759
What you doing tomorrow, then?
847
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,919
Tomorrow?
848
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,279
Nothing. Why?
849
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,759
We're a bit short behind the bar,
if you fancy a shift?
850
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,960
Yeah, I could do that. Excellent.
851
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,440
Yeah, I'm free.
Well, I'll see you tomorrow, then.
852
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:30,159
Usual time. Okey doke.
853
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,759
You can keep an eye on old Colin's
bags. We still can't find them.
854
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,999
Some things don't change, eh?
See you later.
855
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,560
See you, Terry.
856
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,361
Yes, I am aware I said
I wouldn't work for Terry again,
857
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,120
but I just can't quit him, you know?
858
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,119
Yeah, we might have
a fiery relationship,
859
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,840
but when we're together
behind that bar, it's just...
860
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,199
It's just pure chemistry, isn't it?
861
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,399
That's what it is, yeah.
862
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:57,960
There's something in my eye.
862
00:44:58,305 --> 00:45:58,520
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