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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,258 - Anyone who knows me will tell you 2 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,093 I'm an affectionate guy. - Stop it. Stop it. Stop. 3 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:13,513 - I love my wife. I say it all the time. 4 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:14,764 - [sighs] 5 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,266 - And sure, 6 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,476 sometimes she's not in the mood, but... 7 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,936 I warm her up. 8 00:00:20,019 --> 00:00:21,187 Believe me, 9 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,772 she's happy once we get going. 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,942 [indistinct chatter over TV] 11 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:27,277 I do my part. 12 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,862 - Okay. - Hey! 13 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:31,990 All I'm asking is that she does hers. 14 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,366 - Oh. - Friday. 15 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,826 - Not today, honey. - Hey. 16 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:36,119 It's right there in the wedding vows... 17 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:37,120 - No. - Hey. 18 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,997 Love, honor, and obey. 19 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,374 I said I want 'em spicy. 20 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,626 How hard is it to give me what I want? 21 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,503 - ♪ The good guys giving in ♪ 22 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:49,966 ♪ And letting the bad guys win sometime ♪ 23 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:54,095 ♪ I'd like to see the bad guys win ♪ 24 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:57,182 ♪ I'd like to see the bad guy get the girl ♪ 25 00:00:57,265 --> 00:01:00,643 - Sorry, sweetheart. I know you like it hot. 26 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:03,146 [chuckles] 27 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,148 - Hey. - Yeah? 28 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:07,233 - That's what I'm talking about. 29 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,651 Oh, yeah. - Mm. 30 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,403 - Fuck yeah. - Mm. 31 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:11,905 - Oh, damn, babe. 32 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:13,865 Yup. Yup. - [laughs] 33 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:14,991 Oh. 34 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:17,327 Aah! Oh! 35 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,329 [shouting] 36 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:20,789 God, it burns! 37 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,165 Ow! God! 38 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:25,210 [groovy music] 39 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:32,383 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:42,435 - [sighs] 41 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,647 [sighs] 42 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,067 Hi. Hello. 43 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:52,111 Am I--yeah, I am here. 44 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:55,907 Oh. Oh, my God. 45 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:56,991 - Okay, let it out. 46 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:59,077 - Wow. [laughs] 47 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,539 How long has this been going on? 48 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,375 You know what? Yeah, no. You know what? 49 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:08,378 That's really none of my business at all. 50 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:11,297 Unless blink twice if you need help. 51 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,341 [bird squawks] 52 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:16,010 - Oh, well, well, well. 53 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:17,720 Look who's back from the Big Apple. 54 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,430 - Yeah, I don't know why you're saying that 55 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:20,723 so triumphantly. 56 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,183 I live here. 57 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,561 - Come on in. I'm making flapjacks. 58 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,521 - No. That--nope. 59 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:28,273 I'll just talk to you right here. 60 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:30,066 - Oh, once you get a taste of these fluffies, 61 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:31,651 you'll be singing a different tune. 62 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:40,994 - So you're okay with the bird? 63 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:43,371 - It's not my favorite affectation. 64 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:46,374 - Whatever you came here to say, we're good. 65 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,960 People fight. Emotions run high. 66 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:50,545 I gotta give you credit. 67 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:52,755 It takes a lot to come here, you know, hat in hand. 68 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,716 - No, I'm not here to apologize. 69 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:56,968 I saw the pictures of Billy. 70 00:02:57,051 --> 00:02:59,304 You cannot publish those, and you know it. 71 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:00,763 They are a betrayal 72 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,599 of everything we've been building together. 73 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,809 - Look, if you wanted a say in that shoot, 74 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,311 then you should have been here for it. 75 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:07,770 - Doug, no woman in her right mind 76 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,272 is gonna sign off on those. 77 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,982 - Well, why don't we ask your new managing editor, 78 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:11,983 see what she thinks? 79 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,568 - Tins? - Doug. 80 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:15,069 - What? 81 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,113 Look, I would've consulted with you, but you quit. 82 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:19,032 You remember? 83 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:22,785 - Wow. Congratulations. 84 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,538 You already found a replacement for me as well. 85 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,626 Doug, you cannot do that. 86 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:30,919 - Oh, yeah, we can. 87 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,795 [doorbell rings] 88 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,173 Busy Sunday at Casa Renetti. 89 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:37,175 Let's see who it is. [laughs] 90 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:38,551 - [scoffs] 91 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,681 It's okay. 92 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,516 Happy for you. 93 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,353 - Deal's not final yet. [door clicks open] 94 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:51,314 - Ah, son of a bitch. We're on the hook for this how? 95 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:53,107 - You two, along with the entity 96 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,859 known as "Minx" magazine, 97 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:58,196 are being sued by plaintiff William Wilkerson, 98 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:01,115 who claims that your article about marital rape 99 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,910 incited his formerly sane and loving wife 100 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:07,497 into maiming his penis with a substance measuring 101 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:10,708 over 1 million Scoville Units, 102 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,710 resulting in damage to the foreskin 103 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,046 and audacious blistering of the shaft. 104 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:17,590 - "Audacious blistering of the shaft," that's good. 105 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:21,010 - And they say there's nothing new under the sun. 106 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,096 - [laughs] - Fitting end to your circus: 107 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:25,098 us being shot out of a cannon. 108 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:28,226 - Gotta admit, A-plus publicity stunt. 109 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:31,020 Good old Willy turning lemons into lemonade 110 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,855 or hot peppers into-- 111 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,108 - Salsa or potentially jelly. 112 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:36,567 [laughter] - Okay, hello. 113 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:38,903 I see you're taking this as seriously as he is. 114 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,697 - Bubbe, in this business, if you don't laugh, 115 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,281 you don't last very long. 116 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,409 - Yeah, Myron and I have been dealing with this crap 117 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:46,369 since it was a crime to show your kneecaps, right? 118 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,870 - Offer a little settlement, 119 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,914 make this go away, and everybody is happy. 120 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,542 - No, no, no, no, no. We go big. We countersue. 121 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,419 - Dougele. - What? Absolutely not. 122 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:57,046 - You cannot pay for this kind of publicity. This is a gift. 123 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,382 - Oh, yeah, like the Trojan horse was a gift. 124 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:01,551 Why am I even named in this suit anyway? 125 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,219 He's the publisher. 126 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:06,264 I'm just--I was just a powerless employee. 127 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:07,890 I don't have any editorial control. 128 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,350 - According to this, 129 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,811 you're the creator of "The Matriarchy Awakens," 130 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:13,855 the original iteration of this magazine 131 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:15,940 and the offending article herein. 132 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,608 - Yeah, but I don't even recognize 133 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,110 my own magazine anymore. 134 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:20,862 - Well, the law doesn't see it that way, 135 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:24,532 and you're liable by virtue of your proprietary rights. 136 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:25,908 - You know my lawyer asked me 137 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,744 not to discuss my case on the air. 138 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,579 - And I see you heeding this advice. 139 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,414 - [laughs] Yeah, I'm sorry, 140 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,458 but women like Joyce Prigger, 141 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:35,585 magazines like "Minx," 142 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:39,297 they need to know that the free ride is over. 143 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,758 Oh, yeah, I'm using the power of the law, 144 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:45,470 but in my other hand, I hold something more powerful: 145 00:05:45,553 --> 00:05:46,763 people. 146 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,266 - Not just people. Men Energized Now. 147 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:54,812 - We are calling on all M.E.N. to get out there 148 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:59,192 and make things uncomfortable for Prigger and Bottom Dollar, 149 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,652 AKA public enemies number one and two. 150 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,279 - I think it's really clever 151 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:04,822 how the name of the organization is M.E.N. 152 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:06,574 but it also spells "men." 153 00:06:06,657 --> 00:06:08,076 - Men are smart. 154 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:09,452 - Are you talking about the organization 155 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,496 or men in general? - Both. 156 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,831 - Oh, my God. 157 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:15,208 [engine shuts off] 158 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:16,584 - Proprietary rights? 159 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,127 So you own part of "Minx"? 160 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,629 - Yeah, according to Doug's lawyer 161 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:23,007 and one very snooty clerk at the UCLA Law Library. 162 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,842 - Please tell me you're not trying to-- 163 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,803 - Exercise my rights? You bet I am. 164 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:27,970 - You don't wanna go to war. 165 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,764 You've only seen Doug's nice side. 166 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,099 - That's his nice side? - Mm-hmm. 167 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,975 Ask Fred Salzburg, 168 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,895 the paper vendor who double-billed Doug for years. 169 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:37,438 - Why? What happened to Fred? 170 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,398 - No one knows, but it's no longer called 171 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,567 Salzburg & Sons. 172 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:45,154 - Okay, well, I'm very sorry for the Salzburg family, 173 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,697 but "Minx" is our baby. 174 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,575 - Mm. - We can't just walk away. 175 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,452 - Don't say "we." - But he's murdering our child. 176 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:52,662 - Yeah, well, my paternal instincts 177 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:53,830 haven't kicked in just yet. 178 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,540 Try something else. - Fine. 179 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:57,875 I can't do this without you. 180 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,836 And I don't wanna do it without you, Richie. 181 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,755 You make the magazine better in every way, 182 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,340 and I know that you know this, 183 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:08,219 and I know that you care about it as much as I do. 184 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,390 Come on, Richie. This is our time. 185 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,935 "Minx" is our baby. We can't-- 186 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,353 - I'm in. Let's go tell Doug. 187 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:20,022 - Oh, great. All right. 188 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,900 - Don't you need shoes? - The Earth is my shoe. 189 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,444 Go. Go. 190 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,573 - Okay, okay. 191 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,158 [sighs] 192 00:07:30,241 --> 00:07:33,870 [cuckoo clock chiming] Oh! Shit. 193 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,538 [people shouting indistinctly] 194 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:36,956 - We have rights too. 195 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:38,207 Men rights. - Come on. 196 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,042 - Norman, what are you doing? 197 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,586 - Men are finally fighting back. 198 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:44,797 - Oh, yeah, you're blaming us for Willy's wife? 199 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,550 She's a nut job, Norm. Look at who she married. 200 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,051 - You're siding with her now? Come on. 201 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,261 What happened to you, man? 202 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:52,680 - I'm not siding with anyone. 203 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,266 Can you just move so I can get in my spot? 204 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:56,601 - All right. 205 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:57,727 - Oh, that's nice. 206 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,228 Norman made some friends. 207 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,813 - A woman is sexually assaulted 208 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,899 every 20 seconds in this country. 209 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:05,067 One guy gets a boo-boo on his wiener, 210 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,652 and it's the end of the fucking world. 211 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,697 - Joyce, is that your first swear? 212 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,157 - Yeah, could you tell? 213 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,366 How was it? - It was great. 214 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,576 - Was it-- - It was great. 215 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,578 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. Natural. 216 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:18,331 I've never marched in someplace and just quit before. 217 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:20,625 - I have. There was bloodshed. 218 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,420 - Oh, something tells me 219 00:08:24,503 --> 00:08:25,755 this isn't an apology walking in my door. 220 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,256 - No, sir, it is not. 221 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,467 Until issues of ownership have been resolved, 222 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:32,178 please immediately cease and desist publication 223 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:33,930 of the third issue of "Minx." 224 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:34,931 - Handwritten. 225 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,766 - For that personal touch? 226 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,184 - My Selectric was out of ink. 227 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:39,852 - And what are you two knuckleheads doing? 228 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,688 - They are with me. 229 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:46,901 - Well, thank you for informing me 230 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:49,278 of your intentions, Joyce. 231 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,782 - [clears throat] 232 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,784 What do we do? What do we do? 233 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,953 - Let's go. Thank you. 234 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,626 - Well, if you touched all the bases, 235 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,711 in my book, that's a home run. 236 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,797 You tell Roger Middleton that it doesn't matter 237 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,840 if it was a ground ball and three errors. 238 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,218 It still counts. God, he's just like his mom. 239 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:13,719 [laughs] 240 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,597 Oh, I wish I could have seen it. 241 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:20,017 No, it's okay. Go. Yeah, go. 242 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,687 We'll talk more when I'm back from my-- 243 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:23,813 my trip. 244 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:27,149 Okay, love you. [chuckles] 245 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,734 [sighs] 246 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,737 [soft music] 247 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:38,911 ♪ ♪ 248 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,747 - Oh, my two favorite people. 249 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,207 Take the Leica. 250 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,834 You're the only one who really appreciates it. 251 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,377 - Thanks, Doug. 252 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:48,337 Already did. - Oh, good. You know me. 253 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,507 I like to take care of my people even if they move on. 254 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,842 Sorry, let me say that again. 255 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,260 Even if they stab me in the back 256 00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:55,428 and then move on. 257 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,680 - I saw that Billy centerfold. 258 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,181 You stabbed yourself. 259 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,683 - But you wanna throw away years of our relationship 260 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,268 over a couple of bad days? 261 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,353 And do you really think Joyce has what it takes 262 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,771 to do all this on her own? 263 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,273 - I don't know, Doug. 264 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:08,858 If it wasn't for "Minx," you'd have me 265 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,193 plucking stray pubes for the next decade. 266 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,695 - Right, 'cause if you think about it, 267 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,363 I had the idea for you to shoot for "Minx" 268 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,949 before she ever walked through those office doors. 269 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,200 So, what, you're making moves now? 270 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,410 You're a hustler? 271 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:20,870 Then let me give you a little advice. 272 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,663 I recommend you stay here in the big leagues 273 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,541 as opposed to shipping off to Palookaville with her. 274 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,044 - Well, if you really want me, 275 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,880 I suggest you make me an offer I can't refuse. 276 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:36,010 Some initial suggestions. 277 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:40,014 - Two editorial assistants. 278 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,850 Good. Taught you something. 279 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,894 And I know I taught you everything. 280 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,395 - I hate conflict. 281 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,189 My stomach feels like the butter churn at Spahn Ranch. 282 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,857 - Yeah, and who got you out of that mess? 283 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,275 What, you think you're gonna call Joyce 284 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,693 and she's gonna smuggle you out 285 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,278 in the trunk of her car at 2:00 a.m.? 286 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,155 - I don't know, maybe. - She's gonna be asleep 287 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:57,990 with a glass of milk, out cold. 288 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,495 I'll take a look at these, hotshot. 289 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:10,002 Did you find that address? 290 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,629 - You sure about this? 291 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,214 - Of course not. 292 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,555 - You're really tempting me, 293 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,100 but I do have to keep my girlish figure. 294 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,477 I'm back on the market, in case you hadn't heard. 295 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,939 - Well, any man would be lucky to date a fox like you, Wanda. 296 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,607 - Oh, well. [laughter] 297 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,943 My dance card's not exactly full these days. 298 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,945 I'm told that men find me intimidating. 299 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,738 - Yeah, well, I understand that. 300 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,949 I think that's because you're taking a beating in the press, 301 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,909 and I can help turn that around for you. 302 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,786 You know, Willy has a big platform 303 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,914 and an even bigger mouth, which I think you know. 304 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,624 - Yeah. [chuckles] 305 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,459 - But I think you also deserve to be heard. 306 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,546 And I've got a venue that is built to champion women. 307 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,965 - I've never really thought of myself as a public figure. 308 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,050 - Betsy Ross was just sewing her husband's pants 309 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,802 when she invented the American flag. 310 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:00,928 Did you know that? 311 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:03,514 Was Rosa Parks even an activist 312 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,683 before she refused to get off that bus? 313 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,185 - You mean refused to change seats? 314 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,813 - Joyce Prigger? 315 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:11,939 - [scoffs] - May I? 316 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,232 - Of course. Yes, come in. 317 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,483 - Thank you. - It's Joyce Prigger. 318 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,651 - Wow. - Hello, Wanda. 319 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,111 - Hello. Welcome. - Hello. 320 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,779 - What are you doing, tailing me now, Joyce? 321 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,990 - Nope, just followed the smell of manipulation. 322 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,158 - Great. - Wanda? 323 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,076 - Hmm? - Do not trust this man 324 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,077 with your story. 325 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,495 He does not care about you 326 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,581 or me or anyone, really. 327 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:29,665 - Oh, are you two an item? 328 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,000 - Ew. God, no. - Oh, no. 329 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,668 - I'm just getting some jilted lover vibes. 330 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,337 - He did break my heart but as a business partner. 331 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,839 - I promised you a magazine 332 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,632 when no one else in the world would. 333 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,301 - Only to turn around and then hand it over 334 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,636 to that charlatan, Wendy Mah. 335 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,971 - Oh, I love Aphrodisia. 336 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,139 - Who told you about Wendy? 337 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,682 - I have friends at Bottom Dollar. 338 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:47,933 Can you say the same thing? 339 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,185 - I am Bottom Dollar. 340 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,352 - And I am "Minx." 341 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,104 And I will save both my magazine 342 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,690 and this poor woman from your predatory ways. 343 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,358 - I don't think I need saving. 344 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,195 - No, because you are a strong, independent person. 345 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,362 - Okay, I-- 346 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,281 - Don't let him perpetuate 347 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,326 this disgusting lie that's already out there. 348 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:09,830 My article obviously did not inspire your act of revenge. 349 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,040 - Oh, it did, actually. 350 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,292 - Well, come on, Wanda. That's-- 351 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,710 - Listen, Willy never forced me, 352 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,378 not like the women that you wrote about. 353 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,381 But I mean, you show me a wife who's never had sex 354 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,717 when she's not in the mood, and I'll show you a liar 355 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,428 or at the very least, a woman who's still on her honeymoon. 356 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,431 So it did--the article, it got me thinking. 357 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,892 - But I didn't suggest turning to violence. 358 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,311 - well, I didn't know that it was gonna do that much damage. 359 00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:33,729 I thought it would just, 360 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,064 you know, burn a little bit and be funny. 361 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,024 - And it was very funny. 362 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,692 Not to take away from any of your suffering, 363 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,402 but the jalapeño hand job was very-- 364 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,154 - We're talking here. - No, we were actually talking. 365 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,572 - We're talking. You're making it worse. 366 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,533 - Do you understand-- - Can I finish? 367 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,702 - Sorry. - Please. 368 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,705 - I just got sick of being told what to do 369 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,874 and who to be in my own home. 370 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,418 Some people just want to use you 371 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,337 for their own stupid desires 372 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,923 or selfish aims or petty squabbles. 373 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,467 They don't even bother seeing you as a human being. 374 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,261 I don't know what's going on between the two of you, 375 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,763 but I don't want any part of it. 376 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,181 I'm gonna tell my own story. 377 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,809 - Well, thank you for your time. 378 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,103 - You have a great day, Wanda. - Thank you. 379 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,646 - Happy? - Oh, my God. 380 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:18,440 - Welcome back to day five 381 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,276 of the M.E.N. offensive. 382 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,278 Now, we've struck a nerve, folks. 383 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,612 Ratings are through the roof. 384 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,614 Contracts are being renegotiated. 385 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,199 - I'm getting an in-ground pool, 386 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,535 and you can't come use it, Ma. 387 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:30,995 - [laughs] 388 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,163 - Now, in addition to Willy's legal action, 389 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,790 we'll be providing resources 390 00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:37,459 to men who can't file lawsuits of their own. 391 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:41,755 - That's called an escalation of conflict, my friends. 392 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,173 And guess what. 393 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:46,051 The ladies want a piece of the action, too, 394 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:51,390 and we have the most impressive lady of all 395 00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,641 here with us today. 396 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,686 - The first female councilman 397 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,479 in Southern California 398 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,190 and a total babe to boot. - [laughs] 399 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,568 - The pride of the San Fernando Valley, 400 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:03,861 Bridget Westbury. 401 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,322 - Well, it's a pleasure to be here. 402 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:09,825 What happened to your...person 403 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:12,911 is a travesty, and we all know who's responsible. 404 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,164 - I blame "Maude," "Mary Tyler Moore," 405 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,416 and to a lesser extent, "That Girl." 406 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,001 - Mm, enemies all. 407 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,170 But we're taking the fight to them. 408 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,882 People vote all the time to ban nuclear power plants 409 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,216 and strip mines, 410 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,927 and those industries make our economy strong. 411 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,847 Pornography like "Minx" enfeebles our community. 412 00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:34,433 That's why on Monday, I'm proposing a resolution 413 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:37,519 to ban the production of pornographic materials 414 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,937 in the San Fernando Valley. 415 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,648 - Bold move. 416 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,858 Let me say, as someone who does not 417 00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:46,153 find pornography appealing... 418 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,237 [applause] 419 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,448 Let's leave the filth 420 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,866 to the dirty Europeans. 421 00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,785 - Californians have always been pioneers, 422 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,621 and I am proud to lead the wagon 423 00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:59,625 into my valley... cleaner and nicer. 424 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,460 - I can almost smell it. 425 00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,381 - Where is everybody? - I sent them home. 426 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,007 - Good, it's weird vibes out there. 427 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,176 I saw a guy piss on himself and not seem to mind. 428 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,886 - Oh. - What about the cops? 429 00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:13,722 - I called, but it's a peaceful protest of white men, 430 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,432 a famously calm, reasonable people. 431 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,018 - Okay. All right, we gotta get them out of there. 432 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,480 - I have an idea. - Yeah? Do that. 433 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:25,150 - 13 more lawsuits in two days, and word on the street: 434 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,777 dozens more on the way. 435 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,821 You are in it now, my friends. 436 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,239 - They're outlandish. 437 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,907 I mean, surely no reputable lawyer will-- 438 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:34,410 - What, wanna create an exciting new legal precedent 439 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,495 and be in textbooks forever? 440 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,455 Doll, my kind lives for this shit. 441 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,998 - This porn ban, is it real? 442 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,584 - Well, Westbury is an opportunistic SOB 443 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,586 or DOB or whatever. - [laughs] 444 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,255 - Nixon's about to be reelected. 445 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,841 News flash: the '60s are over. 446 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,426 - Well, I think this will help us take care 447 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,886 of the councilwoman, so... 448 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,013 - Huh? Okay. 449 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,184 Oh, that's fascinating. 450 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,436 That's great. 451 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,062 - You've got dirt on the councilwoman? 452 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,355 - Yeah, I was saving it for a rainy day. 453 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,274 The hypocrisy is staggering. 454 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,276 I mean, taking the high road-- 455 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,652 What are you doing? 456 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,195 - What are you doing? 457 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,656 It's a felony to blackmail a government employee 458 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,075 and disbarment for me to even know about it. 459 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,037 What kind of shmendrik hands this to his lawyer? 460 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:22,040 - All right, Myron, come on. There's always a move. 461 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,084 - Yeah, there is. Fold "Minx." 462 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,754 Don't even think about publishing the third issue. 463 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,840 The news cycle moves on. Lawsuits fade away. 464 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,384 They're just trying to jam you up, Dougie, 465 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,761 but don't take the bait. 466 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,262 You still have your company, 467 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,222 and you can hold on to your other titles. 468 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,224 And you, you can use the notoriety 469 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,435 to start something new. 470 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,479 Okay, look, the bright side? 471 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,273 From what I've seen of the two of you, 472 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,943 not all partnerships are meant to last. 473 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,445 Maybe it's a good thing 474 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,907 that you two don't have to work together anymore. 475 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,827 - What do we want? 476 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,288 all: For men to be safe from women! 477 00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,331 - And when do we want it? 478 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,332 all: Yesterday! 479 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,416 - Tame the "Minx"! 480 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,834 all: Tame the "Minx"! 481 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,003 Tame the "Minx"! Tame the "Minx"! 482 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,630 - We're gonna get out of it, and you're gonna help us. 483 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:10,923 - All right, all right. Anything I can do... 484 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,257 - I know. - You just call me. 485 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,842 - You've always been-- - All right. 486 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,761 - Let me talk to those guys. - This is your idea? 487 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,096 - You got something better? - I can get them to leave. 488 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,932 - No, you can't. They're lunatics. 489 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,391 - That's what I've been saying, 490 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,810 but someone's being very reckless these days. 491 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,394 - Okay, well, I'll come with you. 492 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,729 - No. 493 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,898 I am a vessel of power. 494 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,067 All of these men fantasize about me, 495 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,360 and when I speak, 496 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,238 they will obey my every command. 497 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,198 That was for my audition for Cleopatra. 498 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,784 I didn't get it. 499 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,953 - Try pulling, Bam. 500 00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,704 - [clears throat] 501 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,206 - We're doing this? 502 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,958 - It might work. 503 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,835 - Jimbo, Norman. 504 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,628 Stinky Pete, they let you out early. 505 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,380 - Yeah. - We love you, Bambi. 506 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,674 - I love you too. - Oh, yeah. 507 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,592 - Boys... 508 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,386 the world is changing. 509 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,221 I know a lot of people don't look or think 510 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,182 the way they used to and that can be scary, 511 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,934 but we're strong. 512 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,228 We have big hearts, and together 513 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,480 we can face this world, 514 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,898 and it's gonna be okay. 515 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,066 - Yeah. 516 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:12,484 - There's no need for anger here. 517 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,653 "Minx" isn't your enemy. 518 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,113 It's a special place 519 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,490 that's opened my eyes to so many new things. 520 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,577 Here, my ideas matter, and I have a voice. 521 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:27,708 Me, Luann Pryzbylko from Reseda by way of Kuala Lumpur. 522 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:30,252 And it's high time I shared some news with you, 523 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:34,214 because you're not just my fans. 524 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,674 You're my family. 525 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,092 - Like the trumpeter swan, 526 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:38,760 she's shed her juvenile feathers 527 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:43,390 and reemerged in a blinding white blaze of beauty. 528 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,309 - I need to get the fuck out of here. 529 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,602 - [screams] 530 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,437 I made a mistake. 531 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,856 I thought sharing my truth was the surest way to their hearts, 532 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,567 so I told them I officially retired from nude modeling. 533 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,068 - Aw, officially? 534 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,486 - Oh, Jesus, God. 535 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:57,613 - Yeah, they think you brainwashed me, 536 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,655 and they're very angry. 537 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,240 [door bangs open] 538 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,617 - Oh, they've breached the perimeter. 539 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,784 Okay, fall back. 540 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,994 Fall back! - To where? 541 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,662 - What? - The layout room. 542 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,289 We'll be pinned down, but it provides the best cover. 543 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,708 - How do you know that? - Military family. 544 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,793 - Come on. Are we really doing this? 545 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,629 [upbeat music] 546 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,839 [people shouting indistinctly] 547 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:19,217 ♪ ♪ 548 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,886 - Let's get that window boarded up. 549 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,846 Okay, I'm moving the couch. Excuse me. 550 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:23,972 Joyce, mailbags. 551 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,474 - Yeah. 552 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,143 - Are we really hiding from these jelly doughnuts? 553 00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:29,645 That's what we're doing right now? 554 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,689 - Bottom Dollar attacked by its own fans. 555 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,525 Sounds like an A-plus publicity stunt to me. 556 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,528 - Who knew virgins could be so mean? 557 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,072 - Get away from the window, Bambi. 558 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,406 They're looking for you. 559 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,741 - Tina, kill the lights. 560 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:47,245 ♪ ♪ 561 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,998 - Your Majesty... 562 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,708 time to call a minion. 563 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:57,381 ♪ ♪ 564 00:20:57,464 --> 00:21:00,467 - Things have gotten out of hand down at Bottom Dollar. 565 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,344 We should send a couple black-and-whites. 566 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,097 - Or wait and see how the situation unfolds. 567 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,516 Don't wanna be too hasty. 568 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,727 [laughter, indistinct chatter] 569 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:14,481 ♪ ♪ 570 00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,358 - Cops aren't coming. 571 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,694 Westbury's hanging us out to dry on this. 572 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,071 - Settle in. 573 00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,407 - Well, I guess I'll die right here 574 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,951 next to my greatest humiliation. 575 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,328 Perfect end to a perfect chapter. 576 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:29,788 - Oh, nobody's gonna die. 577 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,331 They're just blowing off some steam, that's all. 578 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,333 - Oh, there must be someone we can call. 579 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,503 What about those goons this one trotted out for Billy Brunson? 580 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,296 - Oh, what, you wanna turn this into a bloodbath? 581 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,881 - Better their blood than ours. 582 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,633 - What happened to the Joyce who had an aneurysm 583 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,635 when she found out the Mob was delivering her magazine? 584 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,929 - You happened to me. - [laughs] 585 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,889 - Hey, this one's locked. 586 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,474 - Norman found Renetti's office. 587 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,559 Come on. 588 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,060 - Whoa. All right, come on! 589 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,645 - If those animals get into my cameras, 590 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,230 I swear I'll fight them myself. 591 00:21:55,313 --> 00:21:57,357 - All right, listen, don't worry about the gear. 592 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,567 When this is all over, 593 00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,943 I'll buy anything you want, okay? 594 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,236 - Why would you buy new equipment 595 00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:02,279 for my photographer? 596 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,822 - I can buy anything I want 597 00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,824 for my new art director. 598 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:06,992 Right, pal? 599 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,246 - Yeah, I appreciate your interest, 600 00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:12,706 but no, thank you. 601 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,420 - Oh, I see. So all that was game to you? 602 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,921 - No, it's not a game, Doug. 603 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,423 It's just a small taste of what it's like 604 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,925 to be pushed around by a bully. 605 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,262 But thank you for your master class in negotiation. 606 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,097 - Aww! 607 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,185 These reader letters. 608 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,562 People love us. 609 00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:36,938 Well, not you. 610 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,776 - Well, everything I did, I did for Bottom Dollar. 611 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:45,447 [laughter, indistinct chatter continues] 612 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,615 - Look at that. 613 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:47,949 He put me front and center. 614 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,410 - It's your time to shine. 615 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,120 - "Your magazine made me feel good 616 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,289 "about wanting what I want and angry at people 617 00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:56,083 "trying to stop me from getting it. 618 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,918 "'Minx' is a refuge for every woman 619 00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:01,088 who thinks she's alone in this wicked, wonderful world." 620 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:04,549 Each one of these is a person reaching out because of us. 621 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,427 - This kid is asking if we have any internships. 622 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,513 He's 16 years old. 623 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,807 Ah, he keeps the centerfold under his mattress. 624 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,850 Ooh, we gotta get this boy the hell out of Mississippi. 625 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,978 - My, God, this woman is inviting us to her wedding. 626 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:20,440 - This is just a recipe for a Tuscan bread salad. 627 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,775 Oh, there it is. 628 00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,735 - [gasps] Someone named their baby Joyce. 629 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,488 - Oh. Oh, my God. 630 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,198 There's a soda can as a reference point. 631 00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:31,326 - Oh, she took her husband back... 632 00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:33,829 to the asylum. [laughter] 633 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,205 - What is that smell? 634 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:38,542 [laughter, indistinct chatter continues] 635 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,673 [lighter clicking] 636 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,508 - Oh, my God. - All right, that's it. 637 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,635 This fucking ends now. Let's call the Russians. 638 00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,513 - Already did. - Thank you. 639 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,265 - Yeah. - What would I do without you? 640 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,310 [Cass Elliot's "New World Coming"] 641 00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:02,440 ♪ ♪ 642 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:06,653 - ♪ There's a new world coming ♪ 643 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:11,199 ♪ This one's coming to an end ♪ 644 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,537 ♪ There's a new voice calling ♪ 645 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:20,083 ♪ You can hear it if you try ♪ 646 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:24,212 ♪ And it's growing stronger ♪ 647 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:31,136 ♪ With each day that passes by ♪ 648 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:35,056 ♪ There's a brand-new morning ♪ 649 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:39,811 ♪ Rising clear and sweet and free ♪ 650 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:43,940 ♪ There's a new day dawning ♪ 651 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:48,236 ♪ That belongs to you and me ♪ 652 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:52,532 ♪ Yes, a new world's coming ♪ 653 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:56,536 ♪ The one we've had visions of ♪ 654 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,580 ♪ Coming in peace ♪ 655 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:01,041 ♪ Coming in joy ♪ 656 00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:06,421 ♪ Coming in love ♪ 657 00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:13,595 ♪ ♪ 658 00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:21,436 ♪ Yes, a new world's coming ♪ 659 00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:24,314 - King of the valley found his way to Pasadena. 660 00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:26,066 - Well, I don't hate a road trip. 661 00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:28,985 I even went to the Rose Bowl. I took a picture. 662 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,278 You see "Betsy"? 663 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,447 Wendy really did a number on us, huh? 664 00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:33,782 - Yeah, I got off easy 665 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,784 with "pretentious" and "solipsistic." 666 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:40,956 You are "a greasy P.T. Barnum with a dash of Judas Iscariot." 667 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,667 Maybe I misjudged her as a writer. 668 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,418 - She had good reason to be pissed. 669 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,921 We had a deal, and I pulled the plug at the last minute. 670 00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,631 - Her taste too rich for your blood? 671 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,842 - No, it wasn't about the money. 672 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:56,471 I just didn't think she was the right fit for "Minx." 673 00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:58,890 - Why? Seems like a match made in heaven. 674 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,600 - Because she's not you. 675 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:04,104 Look, what you made, it means something to people, 676 00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:06,273 and I didn't know what to do with that. 677 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,358 And so I turned it into something pretty ugly, 678 00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:10,860 and I got-- 679 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:14,114 I got pretty ugly along the way, too, so... 680 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,409 - That is very big of you to admit. 681 00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:20,287 - And I know that we're sailing against the wind on this one, 682 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:24,165 and I'm responsible for that, but I can fix this. 683 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:28,003 We can fix this together as partners this time 684 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:30,630 and fuck everybody who's trying to stop us. 685 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,173 - You know, I got a call last week 686 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,968 from a literally agent just out of the blue 687 00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:37,512 telling me about all the opportunities out there 688 00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:39,014 and that it's just a matter of me 689 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,932 deciding what I wanna do next. 690 00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:43,101 - Oh, good. You've earned that. 691 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,186 - Yeah, but... 692 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:48,189 attached to each one of those opportunities 693 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,442 is another Doug Renetti, 694 00:26:50,525 --> 00:26:52,736 someone who wants something from me, 695 00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:54,738 something that they could never do on their own 696 00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:58,325 but still insists on holding all the power. 697 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:06,082 I'm not sure I'm interested in giving away my power anymore. 698 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,546 - So that's it? You're gonna go at it alone? 699 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:14,007 - Maybe. 700 00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:17,260 - Two issues and you're ready to be a publisher? 701 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,929 I mean, the stones on you. - [laughs] 702 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,646 - I'll tell you what. 703 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,443 "Minx" is yours. 704 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,323 Yeah, I don't wanna do it without you, so take it. 705 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:41,910 Go to all the places you wanna go with it. 706 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,371 I can't wait to see what you do. 707 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,126 - Doug. 708 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,922 Thank you. 709 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,509 - [sighs] 710 00:27:57,592 --> 00:27:58,593 Good luck. 711 00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:01,012 [Bobbie Gentry's "Fancy"] 712 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:04,474 - ♪ Here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down ♪ 713 00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:05,850 ♪ ♪ 714 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,394 ♪ Here's your one chance, Fancy ♪ 715 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,938 ♪ Don't let me down ♪ 716 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,856 ♪ Lord, forgive me for what I do ♪ 717 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,858 - ♪ Please ♪ - ♪ But if you want out ♪ 718 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,860 ♪ Well, it's up to you, now, don't let me down ♪ 719 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,946 ♪ Your mama's gonna help you move uptown ♪ 720 00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:19,989 - ♪ Don't me let me down ♪ 721 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,825 ♪ Don't me let me down ♪ 722 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:24,619 - ♪ Mama dabbed a little bit of perfume on my neck ♪ 723 00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:26,538 ♪ And she kissed my cheek ♪ 724 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:29,374 ♪ And I saw the tears well up in her troubled eyes ♪ 725 00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:31,126 ♪ When she started to speak ♪ 726 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:32,669 ♪ She looked at our pitiful shack ♪ 727 00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:33,962 ♪ And then she looked at me ♪ 728 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,880 ♪ And took a ragged breath ♪ 729 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:37,924 ♪ "Your pa's run off and I'm real sick ♪ 730 00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:40,468 ♪ And the baby's gonna starve to death" ♪ 731 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,220 ♪ She handed me a heart-shaped locket ♪ 732 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:44,889 ♪ That said, "To thine own self be true" ♪ 733 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,891 ♪ And I shivered as I watched a roach crawl ♪ 734 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:49,853 ♪ Across the toe of my high-heeled shoe ♪ 735 00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:51,980 ♪ It sounded like somebody else that was talking ♪ 736 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:54,274 ♪ Asking, "Mama, what do I do?" ♪ 737 00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,734 ♪ "Just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy ♪ 738 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:59,070 ♪ And they'll be nice to you" ♪ 739 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:02,115 ♪ Here's your chance, Fancy, don't let me down ♪ 740 00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:03,908 ♪ ♪ 741 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:07,871 ♪ Here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down ♪ 742 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:09,664 ♪ Lord, forgive me for what I do ♪ 743 00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:11,499 - ♪ Please ♪ - ♪ But if you want out ♪ 744 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,667 - ♪ Well, it's up to you ♪ 745 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,210 ♪ Now get on out, girl ♪ 746 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,629 ♪ You better start movin' uptown ♪ 747 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,299 ♪ ♪ 748 00:29:19,382 --> 00:29:21,593 ♪ Well, that was the last time I saw my ma ♪ 749 00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,845 ♪ The night I left that rickety shack ♪ 750 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,222 ♪ 'Cause the welfare people came and took the baby ♪ 751 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,475 ♪ Ma died, and I ain't been back ♪ 752 00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:30,810 ♪ But the wheels of fate had started to turn ♪ 753 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,021 ♪ And for me, there was no way out ♪ 754 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:34,522 ♪ And it wasn't very long ♪ 755 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,316 ♪ Till I knew exactly what ♪ 52053

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