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- Anyone who knows me
will tell you
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I'm an affectionate guy.
- Stop it. Stop it. Stop.
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- I love my wife.
I say it all the time.
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- [sighs]
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- And sure,
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sometimes she's not
in the mood, but...
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I warm her up.
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Believe me,
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she's happy once we get going.
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[indistinct chatter over TV]
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I do my part.
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- Okay.
- Hey!
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All I'm asking is that
she does hers.
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- Oh.
- Friday.
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- Not today, honey.
- Hey.
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It's right there
in the wedding vows...
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- No.
- Hey.
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Love, honor, and obey.
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I said I want 'em spicy.
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How hard is it
to give me what I want?
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- ♪ The good guys giving in ♪
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♪ And letting the bad guys
win sometime ♪
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♪ I'd like to see
the bad guys win ♪
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♪ I'd like to see
the bad guy get the girl ♪
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- Sorry, sweetheart.
I know you like it hot.
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[chuckles]
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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- That's what
I'm talking about.
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Oh, yeah.
- Mm.
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- Fuck yeah.
- Mm.
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- Oh, damn, babe.
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Yup. Yup.
- [laughs]
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Oh.
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Aah! Oh!
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[shouting]
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God, it burns!
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Ow! God!
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[groovy music]
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♪ ♪
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- [sighs]
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[sighs]
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Hi. Hello.
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Am I--yeah, I am here.
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Oh. Oh, my God.
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- Okay, let it out.
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- Wow. [laughs]
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How long has this
been going on?
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You know what? Yeah, no.
You know what?
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That's really
none of my business at all.
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Unless blink twice
if you need help.
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[bird squawks]
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- Oh, well, well, well.
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Look who's back
from the Big Apple.
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- Yeah, I don't know
why you're saying that
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so triumphantly.
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I live here.
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- Come on in.
I'm making flapjacks.
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- No. That--nope.
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I'll just talk to you
right here.
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- Oh, once you get a taste
of these fluffies,
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you'll be singing
a different tune.
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- So you're okay with the bird?
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- It's not my favorite
affectation.
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- Whatever you came here
to say, we're good.
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People fight.
Emotions run high.
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I gotta give you credit.
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It takes a lot to come here,
you know, hat in hand.
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- No, I'm not here
to apologize.
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I saw the pictures of Billy.
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You cannot publish those,
and you know it.
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They are a betrayal
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of everything
we've been building together.
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- Look, if you wanted a say
in that shoot,
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then you should have
been here for it.
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- Doug, no woman
in her right mind
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is gonna sign off on those.
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- Well, why don't we ask
your new managing editor,
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see what she thinks?
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- Tins?
- Doug.
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- What?
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Look, I would've consulted
with you, but you quit.
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You remember?
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- Wow. Congratulations.
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You already found
a replacement for me as well.
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Doug, you cannot do that.
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- Oh, yeah, we can.
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[doorbell rings]
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Busy Sunday at Casa Renetti.
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Let's see who it is.
[laughs]
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- [scoffs]
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It's okay.
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Happy for you.
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- Deal's not final yet.
[door clicks open]
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- Ah, son of a bitch.
We're on the hook for this how?
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- You two,
along with the entity
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known as "Minx" magazine,
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are being sued by plaintiff
William Wilkerson,
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who claims that your article
about marital rape
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incited his formerly sane
and loving wife
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into maiming his penis
with a substance measuring
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over 1 million Scoville Units,
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resulting in damage
to the foreskin
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and audacious blistering
of the shaft.
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- "Audacious blistering
of the shaft," that's good.
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- And they say there's
nothing new under the sun.
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- [laughs]
- Fitting end to your circus:
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us being shot out of a cannon.
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- Gotta admit,
A-plus publicity stunt.
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Good old Willy
turning lemons into lemonade
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or hot peppers into--
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- Salsa or potentially jelly.
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[laughter]
- Okay, hello.
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I see you're taking this
as seriously as he is.
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- Bubbe, in this business,
if you don't laugh,
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you don't last very long.
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- Yeah, Myron and I have been
dealing with this crap
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since it was a crime
to show your kneecaps, right?
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- Offer a little settlement,
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make this go away,
and everybody is happy.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
We go big. We countersue.
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- Dougele.
- What? Absolutely not.
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- You cannot pay for this kind
of publicity. This is a gift.
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- Oh, yeah, like
the Trojan horse was a gift.
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Why am I even named
in this suit anyway?
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He's the publisher.
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I'm just--I was just
a powerless employee.
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I don't have
any editorial control.
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- According to this,
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you're the creator
of "The Matriarchy Awakens,"
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the original iteration
of this magazine
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and the offending
article herein.
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- Yeah, but I don't
even recognize
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my own magazine anymore.
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- Well, the law doesn't see it
that way,
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and you're liable by virtue
of your proprietary rights.
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- You know my lawyer asked me
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not to discuss
my case on the air.
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- And I see you
heeding this advice.
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- [laughs]
Yeah, I'm sorry,
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but women like Joyce Prigger,
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magazines like "Minx,"
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they need to know
that the free ride is over.
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Oh, yeah, I'm using
the power of the law,
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but in my other hand,
I hold something more powerful:
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people.
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- Not just people.
Men Energized Now.
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- We are calling on all M.E.N.
to get out there
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and make things uncomfortable
for Prigger and Bottom Dollar,
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AKA public enemies
number one and two.
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- I think it's really clever
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how the name
of the organization is M.E.N.
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but it also spells "men."
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- Men are smart.
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- Are you talking
about the organization
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or men in general?
- Both.
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- Oh, my God.
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[engine shuts off]
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- Proprietary rights?
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So you own part of "Minx"?
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- Yeah, according
to Doug's lawyer
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and one very snooty clerk
at the UCLA Law Library.
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- Please tell me
you're not trying to--
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- Exercise my rights?
You bet I am.
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- You don't wanna go to war.
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You've only seen
Doug's nice side.
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- That's his nice side?
- Mm-hmm.
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Ask Fred Salzburg,
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the paper vendor who
double-billed Doug for years.
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- Why? What happened to Fred?
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- No one knows,
but it's no longer called
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Salzburg & Sons.
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- Okay, well, I'm very sorry
for the Salzburg family,
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but "Minx" is our baby.
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- Mm.
- We can't just walk away.
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- Don't say "we."
- But he's murdering our child.
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- Yeah, well,
my paternal instincts
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haven't kicked in just yet.
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Try something else.
- Fine.
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I can't do this without you.
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And I don't wanna do it
without you, Richie.
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You make the magazine better
in every way,
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and I know that you know this,
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and I know that you care
about it as much as I do.
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Come on, Richie.
This is our time.
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"Minx" is our baby.
We can't--
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- I'm in. Let's go tell Doug.
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- Oh, great. All right.
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- Don't you need shoes?
- The Earth is my shoe.
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Go. Go.
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- Okay, okay.
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[sighs]
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[cuckoo clock chiming]
Oh! Shit.
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[people shouting indistinctly]
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- We have rights too.
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Men rights.
- Come on.
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- Norman, what are you doing?
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- Men are finally
fighting back.
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- Oh, yeah, you're blaming us
for Willy's wife?
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She's a nut job, Norm.
Look at who she married.
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- You're siding with her now?
Come on.
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What happened to you, man?
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- I'm not siding with anyone.
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Can you just move
so I can get in my spot?
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- All right.
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- Oh, that's nice.
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Norman made some friends.
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- A woman is sexually assaulted
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every 20 seconds
in this country.
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One guy gets a boo-boo
on his wiener,
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and it's the end
of the fucking world.
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- Joyce, is that
your first swear?
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- Yeah, could you tell?
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How was it?
- It was great.
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- Was it--
- It was great.
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- Yeah. Mm-hmm. Natural.
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I've never marched in someplace
and just quit before.
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- I have. There was bloodshed.
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- Oh, something tells me
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this isn't an apology
walking in my door.
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- No, sir, it is not.
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Until issues of ownership
have been resolved,
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please immediately
cease and desist publication
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of the third issue of "Minx."
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- Handwritten.
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- For that personal touch?
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- My Selectric was out of ink.
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- And what are you two
knuckleheads doing?
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- They are with me.
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- Well, thank you
for informing me
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of your intentions, Joyce.
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- [clears throat]
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What do we do? What do we do?
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- Let's go. Thank you.
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- Well, if you touched
all the bases,
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in my book,
that's a home run.
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You tell Roger Middleton
that it doesn't matter
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if it was a ground ball
and three errors.
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It still counts.
God, he's just like his mom.
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[laughs]
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Oh, I wish I could have
seen it.
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No, it's okay. Go.
Yeah, go.
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We'll talk more when I'm back
from my--
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my trip.
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Okay, love you.
[chuckles]
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[sighs]
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[soft music]
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, my two favorite people.
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Take the Leica.
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You're the only one
who really appreciates it.
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- Thanks, Doug.
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Already did.
- Oh, good. You know me.
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I like to take care of my
people even if they move on.
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Sorry, let me say that again.
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Even if they stab me
in the back
256
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and then move on.
257
00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,680
- I saw that Billy centerfold.
258
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You stabbed yourself.
259
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,683
- But you wanna throw away
years of our relationship
260
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,268
over a couple of bad days?
261
00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,353
And do you really think
Joyce has what it takes
262
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,771
to do all this on her own?
263
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,273
- I don't know, Doug.
264
00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:08,858
If it wasn't for "Minx,"
you'd have me
265
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,193
plucking stray pubes
for the next decade.
266
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,695
- Right, 'cause if you think
about it,
267
00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,363
I had the idea
for you to shoot for "Minx"
268
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,949
before she ever walked through
those office doors.
269
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,200
So, what,
you're making moves now?
270
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,410
You're a hustler?
271
00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:20,870
Then let me give you
a little advice.
272
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,663
I recommend you stay here
in the big leagues
273
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,541
as opposed to shipping off
to Palookaville with her.
274
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,044
- Well, if you really want me,
275
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,880
I suggest you make me
an offer I can't refuse.
276
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Some initial suggestions.
277
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:40,014
- Two editorial assistants.
278
00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,850
Good. Taught you something.
279
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,894
And I know
I taught you everything.
280
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,395
- I hate conflict.
281
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,189
My stomach feels like the
butter churn at Spahn Ranch.
282
00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,857
- Yeah, and who got you
out of that mess?
283
00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,275
What, you think you're gonna
call Joyce
284
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,693
and she's gonna smuggle you out
285
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,278
in the trunk of her car
at 2:00 a.m.?
286
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,155
- I don't know, maybe.
- She's gonna be asleep
287
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:57,990
with a glass of milk, out cold.
288
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,495
I'll take a look at these,
hotshot.
289
00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:10,002
Did you find that address?
290
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,629
- You sure about this?
291
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,214
- Of course not.
292
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,555
- You're really tempting me,
293
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,100
but I do have to keep
my girlish figure.
294
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,477
I'm back on the market,
in case you hadn't heard.
295
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,939
- Well, any man would be lucky
to date a fox like you, Wanda.
296
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,607
- Oh, well.
[laughter]
297
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,943
My dance card's not exactly
full these days.
298
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,945
I'm told that men
find me intimidating.
299
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,738
- Yeah, well,
I understand that.
300
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,949
I think that's because you're
taking a beating in the press,
301
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,909
and I can help
turn that around for you.
302
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,786
You know, Willy has
a big platform
303
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,914
and an even bigger mouth,
which I think you know.
304
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,624
- Yeah. [chuckles]
305
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,459
- But I think you also
deserve to be heard.
306
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,546
And I've got a venue that is
built to champion women.
307
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,965
- I've never really thought
of myself as a public figure.
308
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,050
- Betsy Ross was just sewing
her husband's pants
309
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,802
when she invented
the American flag.
310
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:00,928
Did you know that?
311
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:03,514
Was Rosa Parks even an activist
312
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,683
before she refused
to get off that bus?
313
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,185
- You mean refused
to change seats?
314
00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,813
- Joyce Prigger?
315
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:11,939
- [scoffs]
- May I?
316
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,232
- Of course. Yes, come in.
317
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,483
- Thank you.
- It's Joyce Prigger.
318
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,651
- Wow.
- Hello, Wanda.
319
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,111
- Hello. Welcome.
- Hello.
320
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,779
- What are you doing,
tailing me now, Joyce?
321
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,990
- Nope, just followed
the smell of manipulation.
322
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,158
- Great.
- Wanda?
323
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,076
- Hmm?
- Do not trust this man
324
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,077
with your story.
325
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,495
He does not care about you
326
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,581
or me or anyone, really.
327
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:29,665
- Oh, are you two an item?
328
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,000
- Ew. God, no.
- Oh, no.
329
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,668
- I'm just getting
some jilted lover vibes.
330
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,337
- He did break my heart
but as a business partner.
331
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,839
- I promised you a magazine
332
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,632
when no one else
in the world would.
333
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,301
- Only to turn around
and then hand it over
334
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,636
to that charlatan, Wendy Mah.
335
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,971
- Oh, I love Aphrodisia.
336
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,139
- Who told you about Wendy?
337
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,682
- I have friends
at Bottom Dollar.
338
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:47,933
Can you say the same thing?
339
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,185
- I am Bottom Dollar.
340
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,352
- And I am "Minx."
341
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,104
And I will save
both my magazine
342
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,690
and this poor woman
from your predatory ways.
343
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,358
- I don't think I need saving.
344
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,195
- No, because you are
a strong, independent person.
345
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,362
- Okay, I--
346
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,281
- Don't let him perpetuate
347
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,326
this disgusting lie
that's already out there.
348
00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:09,830
My article obviously did not
inspire your act of revenge.
349
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,040
- Oh, it did, actually.
350
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,292
- Well, come on, Wanda.
That's--
351
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,710
- Listen,
Willy never forced me,
352
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,378
not like the women
that you wrote about.
353
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,381
But I mean, you show me a wife
who's never had sex
354
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,717
when she's not in the mood,
and I'll show you a liar
355
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,428
or at the very least, a woman
who's still on her honeymoon.
356
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,431
So it did--the article,
it got me thinking.
357
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,892
- But I didn't suggest
turning to violence.
358
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,311
- well, I didn't know that it
was gonna do that much damage.
359
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:33,729
I thought it would just,
360
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,064
you know, burn a little bit
and be funny.
361
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,024
- And it was very funny.
362
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,692
Not to take away
from any of your suffering,
363
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,402
but the jalapeño hand job
was very--
364
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,154
- We're talking here.
- No, we were actually talking.
365
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,572
- We're talking.
You're making it worse.
366
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,533
- Do you understand--
- Can I finish?
367
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,702
- Sorry.
- Please.
368
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,705
- I just got sick
of being told what to do
369
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,874
and who to be in my own home.
370
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,418
Some people
just want to use you
371
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,337
for their own stupid desires
372
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,923
or selfish aims
or petty squabbles.
373
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,467
They don't even bother
seeing you as a human being.
374
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,261
I don't know what's going on
between the two of you,
375
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,763
but I don't want
any part of it.
376
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,181
I'm gonna tell my own story.
377
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,809
- Well, thank you
for your time.
378
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,103
- You have a great day, Wanda.
- Thank you.
379
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,646
- Happy?
- Oh, my God.
380
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:18,440
- Welcome back to day five
381
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,276
of the M.E.N. offensive.
382
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,278
Now, we've struck
a nerve, folks.
383
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,612
Ratings are through the roof.
384
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,614
Contracts are being
renegotiated.
385
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,199
- I'm getting
an in-ground pool,
386
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,535
and you can't come use it, Ma.
387
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:30,995
- [laughs]
388
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,163
- Now, in addition
to Willy's legal action,
389
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,790
we'll be providing resources
390
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:37,459
to men who can't file lawsuits
of their own.
391
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:41,755
- That's called an escalation
of conflict, my friends.
392
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,173
And guess what.
393
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:46,051
The ladies want
a piece of the action, too,
394
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:51,390
and we have
the most impressive lady of all
395
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,641
here with us today.
396
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,686
- The first female councilman
397
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,479
in Southern California
398
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,190
and a total babe to boot.
- [laughs]
399
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,568
- The pride
of the San Fernando Valley,
400
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:03,861
Bridget Westbury.
401
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,322
- Well, it's a pleasure
to be here.
402
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:09,825
What happened to your...person
403
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:12,911
is a travesty, and we all know
who's responsible.
404
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,164
- I blame "Maude,"
"Mary Tyler Moore,"
405
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,416
and to a lesser extent,
"That Girl."
406
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:19,001
- Mm, enemies all.
407
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,170
But we're taking
the fight to them.
408
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,882
People vote all the time
to ban nuclear power plants
409
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,216
and strip mines,
410
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,927
and those industries
make our economy strong.
411
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,847
Pornography like "Minx"
enfeebles our community.
412
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:34,433
That's why on Monday,
I'm proposing a resolution
413
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:37,519
to ban the production
of pornographic materials
414
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,937
in the San Fernando Valley.
415
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,648
- Bold move.
416
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,858
Let me say,
as someone who does not
417
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:46,153
find pornography appealing...
418
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,237
[applause]
419
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,448
Let's leave the filth
420
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,866
to the dirty Europeans.
421
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,785
- Californians
have always been pioneers,
422
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,621
and I am proud
to lead the wagon
423
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:59,625
into my valley...
cleaner and nicer.
424
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,460
- I can almost smell it.
425
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,381
- Where is everybody?
- I sent them home.
426
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,007
- Good, it's weird vibes
out there.
427
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,176
I saw a guy piss on himself
and not seem to mind.
428
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,886
- Oh.
- What about the cops?
429
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:13,722
- I called, but it's a peaceful
protest of white men,
430
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,432
a famously calm,
reasonable people.
431
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,018
- Okay. All right, we gotta
get them out of there.
432
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:21,480
- I have an idea.
- Yeah? Do that.
433
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:25,150
- 13 more lawsuits in two days,
and word on the street:
434
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,777
dozens more on the way.
435
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,821
You are in it now, my friends.
436
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,239
- They're outlandish.
437
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,907
I mean, surely
no reputable lawyer will--
438
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:34,410
- What, wanna create
an exciting new legal precedent
439
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,495
and be in textbooks forever?
440
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,455
Doll, my kind
lives for this shit.
441
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,998
- This porn ban, is it real?
442
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,584
- Well, Westbury
is an opportunistic SOB
443
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,586
or DOB or whatever.
- [laughs]
444
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,255
- Nixon's about to be
reelected.
445
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,841
News flash: the '60s are over.
446
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,426
- Well, I think this will
help us take care
447
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,886
of the councilwoman, so...
448
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,013
- Huh? Okay.
449
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,184
Oh, that's fascinating.
450
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,436
That's great.
451
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,062
- You've got dirt
on the councilwoman?
452
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,355
- Yeah, I was saving it
for a rainy day.
453
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,274
The hypocrisy is staggering.
454
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,276
I mean, taking the high road--
455
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,652
What are you doing?
456
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,195
- What are you doing?
457
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,656
It's a felony to blackmail
a government employee
458
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,075
and disbarment for me
to even know about it.
459
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,037
What kind of shmendrik
hands this to his lawyer?
460
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:22,040
- All right, Myron, come on.
There's always a move.
461
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,084
- Yeah, there is. Fold "Minx."
462
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,754
Don't even think about
publishing the third issue.
463
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,840
The news cycle moves on.
Lawsuits fade away.
464
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,384
They're just trying
to jam you up, Dougie,
465
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,761
but don't take the bait.
466
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,262
You still have your company,
467
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,222
and you can hold on
to your other titles.
468
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,224
And you, you can use
the notoriety
469
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,435
to start something new.
470
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,479
Okay, look, the bright side?
471
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,273
From what I've seen
of the two of you,
472
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,943
not all partnerships
are meant to last.
473
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,445
Maybe it's a good thing
474
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,907
that you two don't have
to work together anymore.
475
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,827
- What do we want?
476
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,288
all:
For men to be safe from women!
477
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,331
- And when do we want it?
478
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,332
all: Yesterday!
479
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,416
- Tame the "Minx"!
480
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,834
all: Tame the "Minx"!
481
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,003
Tame the "Minx"!
Tame the "Minx"!
482
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,630
- We're gonna get out of it,
and you're gonna help us.
483
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:10,923
- All right, all right.
Anything I can do...
484
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,257
- I know.
- You just call me.
485
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,842
- You've always been--
- All right.
486
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,761
- Let me talk to those guys.
- This is your idea?
487
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,096
- You got something better?
- I can get them to leave.
488
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,932
- No, you can't.
They're lunatics.
489
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,391
- That's what I've been saying,
490
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,810
but someone's being
very reckless these days.
491
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,394
- Okay, well,
I'll come with you.
492
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,729
- No.
493
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,898
I am a vessel of power.
494
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,067
All of these men
fantasize about me,
495
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,360
and when I speak,
496
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,238
they will obey
my every command.
497
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,198
That was for my audition
for Cleopatra.
498
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,784
I didn't get it.
499
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,953
- Try pulling, Bam.
500
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,704
- [clears throat]
501
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,206
- We're doing this?
502
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,958
- It might work.
503
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,835
- Jimbo, Norman.
504
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,628
Stinky Pete,
they let you out early.
505
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,380
- Yeah.
- We love you, Bambi.
506
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,674
- I love you too.
- Oh, yeah.
507
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,592
- Boys...
508
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,386
the world is changing.
509
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,221
I know a lot of people
don't look or think
510
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,182
the way they used to
and that can be scary,
511
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,934
but we're strong.
512
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,228
We have big hearts,
and together
513
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,480
we can face this world,
514
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,898
and it's gonna be okay.
515
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,066
- Yeah.
516
00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:12,484
- There's no need
for anger here.
517
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,653
"Minx" isn't your enemy.
518
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,113
It's a special place
519
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,490
that's opened my eyes
to so many new things.
520
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,577
Here, my ideas matter,
and I have a voice.
521
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:27,708
Me, Luann Pryzbylko from Reseda
by way of Kuala Lumpur.
522
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:30,252
And it's high time
I shared some news with you,
523
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:34,214
because you're not
just my fans.
524
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,674
You're my family.
525
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,092
- Like the trumpeter swan,
526
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:38,760
she's shed
her juvenile feathers
527
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:43,390
and reemerged in a blinding
white blaze of beauty.
528
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,309
- I need to get
the fuck out of here.
529
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,602
- [screams]
530
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,437
I made a mistake.
531
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,856
I thought sharing my truth was
the surest way to their hearts,
532
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,567
so I told them I officially
retired from nude modeling.
533
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,068
- Aw, officially?
534
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,486
- Oh, Jesus, God.
535
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:57,613
- Yeah, they think
you brainwashed me,
536
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,655
and they're very angry.
537
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,240
[door bangs open]
538
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,617
- Oh, they've breached
the perimeter.
539
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,784
Okay, fall back.
540
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,994
Fall back!
- To where?
541
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,662
- What?
- The layout room.
542
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,289
We'll be pinned down,
but it provides the best cover.
543
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,708
- How do you know that?
- Military family.
544
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,793
- Come on.
Are we really doing this?
545
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,629
[upbeat music]
546
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,839
[people shouting indistinctly]
547
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:19,217
♪ ♪
548
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,886
- Let's get that window
boarded up.
549
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,846
Okay, I'm moving the couch.
Excuse me.
550
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:23,972
Joyce, mailbags.
551
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,474
- Yeah.
552
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,143
- Are we really hiding
from these jelly doughnuts?
553
00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:29,645
That's what we're doing
right now?
554
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,689
- Bottom Dollar attacked
by its own fans.
555
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,525
Sounds like an A-plus
publicity stunt to me.
556
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,528
- Who knew virgins
could be so mean?
557
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,072
- Get away
from the window, Bambi.
558
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,406
They're looking for you.
559
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,741
- Tina, kill the lights.
560
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:47,245
♪ ♪
561
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,998
- Your Majesty...
562
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,708
time to call a minion.
563
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:57,381
♪ ♪
564
00:20:57,464 --> 00:21:00,467
- Things have gotten out
of hand down at Bottom Dollar.
565
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,344
We should send a couple
black-and-whites.
566
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,097
- Or wait and see
how the situation unfolds.
567
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,516
Don't wanna be too hasty.
568
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,727
[laughter, indistinct chatter]
569
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:14,481
♪ ♪
570
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,358
- Cops aren't coming.
571
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,694
Westbury's hanging us out
to dry on this.
572
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,071
- Settle in.
573
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,407
- Well, I guess
I'll die right here
574
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,951
next to my greatest
humiliation.
575
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,328
Perfect end
to a perfect chapter.
576
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:29,788
- Oh, nobody's gonna die.
577
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,331
They're just blowing off
some steam, that's all.
578
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,333
- Oh, there must be someone
we can call.
579
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:36,503
What about those goons this one
trotted out for Billy Brunson?
580
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,296
- Oh, what, you wanna
turn this into a bloodbath?
581
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,881
- Better their blood than ours.
582
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,633
- What happened to the Joyce
who had an aneurysm
583
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,635
when she found out the Mob
was delivering her magazine?
584
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,929
- You happened to me.
- [laughs]
585
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,889
- Hey, this one's locked.
586
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,474
- Norman found
Renetti's office.
587
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,559
Come on.
588
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,060
- Whoa.
All right, come on!
589
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,645
- If those animals
get into my cameras,
590
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,230
I swear
I'll fight them myself.
591
00:21:55,313 --> 00:21:57,357
- All right, listen,
don't worry about the gear.
592
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,567
When this is all over,
593
00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,943
I'll buy anything
you want, okay?
594
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,236
- Why would you buy
new equipment
595
00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:02,279
for my photographer?
596
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,822
- I can buy anything I want
597
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,824
for my new art director.
598
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:06,992
Right, pal?
599
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,246
- Yeah, I appreciate
your interest,
600
00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:12,706
but no, thank you.
601
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,420
- Oh, I see.
So all that was game to you?
602
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,921
- No, it's not a game, Doug.
603
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,423
It's just a small taste
of what it's like
604
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,925
to be pushed around by a bully.
605
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,262
But thank you for your
master class in negotiation.
606
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,097
- Aww!
607
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,185
These reader letters.
608
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,562
People love us.
609
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:36,938
Well, not you.
610
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,776
- Well, everything I did,
I did for Bottom Dollar.
611
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:45,447
[laughter, indistinct chatter
continues]
612
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,615
- Look at that.
613
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:47,949
He put me front and center.
614
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,410
- It's your time to shine.
615
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,120
- "Your magazine
made me feel good
616
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,289
"about wanting what I want
and angry at people
617
00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:56,083
"trying to stop me
from getting it.
618
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,918
"'Minx' is a refuge
for every woman
619
00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:01,088
who thinks she's alone in this
wicked, wonderful world."
620
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:04,549
Each one of these is a person
reaching out because of us.
621
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,427
- This kid is asking
if we have any internships.
622
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,513
He's 16 years old.
623
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,807
Ah, he keeps the centerfold
under his mattress.
624
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,850
Ooh, we gotta get this boy
the hell out of Mississippi.
625
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,978
- My, God, this woman
is inviting us to her wedding.
626
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:20,440
- This is just a recipe
for a Tuscan bread salad.
627
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,775
Oh, there it is.
628
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,735
- [gasps] Someone named
their baby Joyce.
629
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,488
- Oh. Oh, my God.
630
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,198
There's a soda can
as a reference point.
631
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:31,326
- Oh, she took her husband
back...
632
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:33,829
to the asylum.
[laughter]
633
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,205
- What is that smell?
634
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:38,542
[laughter, indistinct chatter
continues]
635
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,673
[lighter clicking]
636
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,508
- Oh, my God.
- All right, that's it.
637
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,635
This fucking ends now.
Let's call the Russians.
638
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,513
- Already did.
- Thank you.
639
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,265
- Yeah.
- What would I do without you?
640
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,310
[Cass Elliot's
"New World Coming"]
641
00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:02,440
♪ ♪
642
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:06,653
- ♪ There's a new world
coming ♪
643
00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:11,199
♪ This one's coming
to an end ♪
644
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,537
♪ There's a new voice
calling ♪
645
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:20,083
♪ You can hear it if you try ♪
646
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:24,212
♪ And it's growing stronger ♪
647
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:31,136
♪ With each day
that passes by ♪
648
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:35,056
♪ There's a brand-new
morning ♪
649
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:39,811
♪ Rising clear
and sweet and free ♪
650
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:43,940
♪ There's a new day dawning ♪
651
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:48,236
♪ That belongs to you and me ♪
652
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:52,532
♪ Yes, a new world's coming ♪
653
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:56,536
♪ The one we've had
visions of ♪
654
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,580
♪ Coming in peace ♪
655
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:01,041
♪ Coming in joy ♪
656
00:25:01,124 --> 00:25:06,421
♪ Coming in love ♪
657
00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:13,595
♪ ♪
658
00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:21,436
♪ Yes, a new world's coming ♪
659
00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:24,314
- King of the valley
found his way to Pasadena.
660
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:26,066
- Well, I don't hate
a road trip.
661
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:28,985
I even went to the Rose Bowl.
I took a picture.
662
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,278
You see "Betsy"?
663
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,447
Wendy really did a number
on us, huh?
664
00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:33,782
- Yeah, I got off easy
665
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,784
with "pretentious"
and "solipsistic."
666
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:40,956
You are "a greasy P.T. Barnum
with a dash of Judas Iscariot."
667
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,667
Maybe I misjudged her
as a writer.
668
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,418
- She had good reason
to be pissed.
669
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,921
We had a deal, and I pulled
the plug at the last minute.
670
00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,631
- Her taste too rich
for your blood?
671
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,842
- No, it wasn't
about the money.
672
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:56,471
I just didn't think she was
the right fit for "Minx."
673
00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:58,890
- Why? Seems like
a match made in heaven.
674
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,600
- Because she's not you.
675
00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:04,104
Look, what you made,
it means something to people,
676
00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:06,273
and I didn't know
what to do with that.
677
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,358
And so I turned it
into something pretty ugly,
678
00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:10,860
and I got--
679
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:14,114
I got pretty ugly
along the way, too, so...
680
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,409
- That is very big of you
to admit.
681
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:20,287
- And I know that we're sailing
against the wind on this one,
682
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:24,165
and I'm responsible for that,
but I can fix this.
683
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:28,003
We can fix this together
as partners this time
684
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:30,630
and fuck everybody
who's trying to stop us.
685
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,173
- You know,
I got a call last week
686
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,968
from a literally agent
just out of the blue
687
00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:37,512
telling me about all
the opportunities out there
688
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:39,014
and that it's just
a matter of me
689
00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,932
deciding what I wanna do next.
690
00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:43,101
- Oh, good. You've earned that.
691
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,186
- Yeah, but...
692
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:48,189
attached to each one
of those opportunities
693
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,442
is another Doug Renetti,
694
00:26:50,525 --> 00:26:52,736
someone who wants
something from me,
695
00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:54,738
something that they could
never do on their own
696
00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:58,325
but still insists
on holding all the power.
697
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:06,082
I'm not sure I'm interested in
giving away my power anymore.
698
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,546
- So that's it?
You're gonna go at it alone?
699
00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:14,007
- Maybe.
700
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:17,260
- Two issues and you're ready
to be a publisher?
701
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,929
I mean, the stones on you.
- [laughs]
702
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,646
- I'll tell you what.
703
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,443
"Minx" is yours.
704
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,323
Yeah, I don't wanna do it
without you, so take it.
705
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:41,910
Go to all the places
you wanna go with it.
706
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,371
I can't wait to see
what you do.
707
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,126
- Doug.
708
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,922
Thank you.
709
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,509
- [sighs]
710
00:27:57,592 --> 00:27:58,593
Good luck.
711
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:01,012
[Bobbie Gentry's "Fancy"]
712
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:04,474
- ♪ Here's your one chance,
Fancy, don't let me down ♪
713
00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:05,850
♪ ♪
714
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,394
♪ Here's your one chance,
Fancy ♪
715
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,938
♪ Don't let me down ♪
716
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,856
♪ Lord, forgive me
for what I do ♪
717
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,858
- ♪ Please ♪
- ♪ But if you want out ♪
718
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,860
♪ Well, it's up to you,
now, don't let me down ♪
719
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,946
♪ Your mama's gonna
help you move uptown ♪
720
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:19,989
- ♪ Don't me let me down ♪
721
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,825
♪ Don't me let me down ♪
722
00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:24,619
- ♪ Mama dabbed a little bit
of perfume on my neck ♪
723
00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:26,538
♪ And she kissed my cheek ♪
724
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:29,374
♪ And I saw the tears
well up in her troubled eyes ♪
725
00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:31,126
♪ When she started to speak ♪
726
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:32,669
♪ She looked
at our pitiful shack ♪
727
00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:33,962
♪ And then she looked at me ♪
728
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,880
♪ And took a ragged breath ♪
729
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:37,924
♪ "Your pa's run off
and I'm real sick ♪
730
00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:40,468
♪ And the baby's
gonna starve to death" ♪
731
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,220
♪ She handed me
a heart-shaped locket ♪
732
00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:44,889
♪ That said,
"To thine own self be true" ♪
733
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,891
♪ And I shivered as I watched
a roach crawl ♪
734
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:49,853
♪ Across the toe
of my high-heeled shoe ♪
735
00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:51,980
♪ It sounded like somebody
else that was talking ♪
736
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:54,274
♪ Asking,
"Mama, what do I do?" ♪
737
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,734
♪ "Just be nice
to the gentlemen, Fancy ♪
738
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:59,070
♪ And they'll be nice
to you" ♪
739
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:02,115
♪ Here's your chance, Fancy,
don't let me down ♪
740
00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:03,908
♪ ♪
741
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:07,871
♪ Here's your one chance,
Fancy, don't let me down ♪
742
00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:09,664
♪ Lord, forgive me
for what I do ♪
743
00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:11,499
- ♪ Please ♪
- ♪ But if you want out ♪
744
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,667
- ♪ Well, it's up to you ♪
745
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,210
♪ Now get on out, girl ♪
746
00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:16,629
♪ You better start
movin' uptown ♪
747
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,299
♪ ♪
748
00:29:19,382 --> 00:29:21,593
♪ Well, that was the last time
I saw my ma ♪
749
00:29:21,676 --> 00:29:23,845
♪ The night I left
that rickety shack ♪
750
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,222
♪ 'Cause the welfare people
came and took the baby ♪
751
00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,475
♪ Ma died,
and I ain't been back ♪
752
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:30,810
♪ But the wheels of fate
had started to turn ♪
753
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,021
♪ And for me,
there was no way out ♪
754
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:34,522
♪ And it wasn't very long ♪
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♪ Till I knew exactly what ♪
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