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Green light.
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Red light.
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Gregory. There
you are, my guy.
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Hey, did you hear this
whole thing about Chris
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in Ms. Williams'
class, his mom?
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Green light. The lady
with the lip ring?
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Yeah, she got arrested.
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What?! Red light.
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Go on. Oh, this is bonkers.
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Arrested for what?
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Mm. Protesting
workplace conditions.
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Oh. Green light.
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No, no, no, no. It gets good.
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It was at that
strip club, Virgo's.
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Red light.
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Well, technically, just
outside the strip club.
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Yellow light.
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Red light.
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The cops throw her in
the back of the car.
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One of them was
her cousin, though,
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so I think they
just drove her home.
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Green light.
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Eight-year anniversary.
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It's Medieval Times.
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He wouldn't stop speaking
in a British accent.
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Freed all the knights' horses,
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which caused a little
traffic thing, so...
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Tariq is in town, so I asked him
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to grab the rest of his stuff.
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I decided that when your
relationship is 100% over,
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your ex shouldn't be keeping,
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like, 90% of his
things at your place.
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His Pokémon plush
toy, Charmeleon.
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He said it was the only
thing that understood him.
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"Dragon Ball Z," "Gundam"
figures, "Attack on Titan."
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A lot of anime.
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Wait, I think the
last one was manga?
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He would always get sad
when I confused the two.
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It's all gotta go.
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Good morning.
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Ooh, I love that jacket.
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That's so cute. Love it.
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Hey, no running in there!
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Please have a seat.
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Mm. Yellin' at 'em.
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Just like on TV.
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Hey.
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'Sup, lower case?
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Oh, Khalil.
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He's doing great.
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Kid's got his seven
multiples down now.
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Try not to take him on a
field trip to the casino.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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And I thank you, Joshua.
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Hey, keep your head up, Mr. C.
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We know you're trying your best.
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Excuse me?
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I saw the commercial
about the school on Hulu
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when I was watching
"One-Punch Man."
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Oh. Great show.
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I love that he can defeat
anyone with just one punch,
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yet when tasked with
the mundane, he...
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Wait, what commercial?
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Uh... ooh.
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There is a commercial running
saying how bad Abbott is,
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and we are all in it.
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Jacob, we're munching
on our lunches.
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Wait, a commercial?
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That's why that parent said
something about me on TV.
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Was there a bit
about me gambling?
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'Cause a parent said something
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that almost triggered my
fight-or-fight response.
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Mm, you mean fight or flight.
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No. I'm not a flippin'
bird, Gregory.
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There's a commercial
with all of us.
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Turn on the TV! Yeah.
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So, come on down
to Katrina's Braid Emporium.
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Nigerian braids,
American prices.
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Located at... There
has to be a better way.
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Y'all not gonna believe this,
but I was watching "Gourders,"
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that show about
pumpkin hoarders,
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and a commercial about
Abbott came on. It's bad.
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I had to watch two more episodes
before it played again. Oh.
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Philadelphia students
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deserve to have a
quality education.
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It's impossible for
these students to succeed
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because traditional public
schools are failing.
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They don't need teachers
with shady backgrounds.
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Feels light.
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Alright, which one of
youse is holding out on me?
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Shouldn't our children be
allowed to express themselves?
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Please stop dancing.
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Please stop dancing.
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Please stop dancing.
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They don't need teachers
that belittle their culture.
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Good job, dawg!
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Arf! Arf!
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Don't our children deserve
teachers they respect?
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Alaya.
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Sit down.
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If you have any respect for
yourself or your neighborhood,
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you'll support Legendary
Charter Schools,
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developed solely for
your neighborhoods.
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Charter schools are how
we can get good teachers
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the support they need.
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Yeah!
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Is this a diss track?
Let me get in the booth.
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I don't even sound
like that, dawg.
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This buffoonery will not stand.
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How did they even
get this footage?
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- Yeah.
- A camera crew came in.
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I thought it was one of them.
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Oh, like y'all can tell
these moderately attractive
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white men with beards apart.
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What's even under there?
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See, this is why I never
trusted any of youse.
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Now, get the cameras
out of my face
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before I give you a
colonoscopy with it.
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We need to get this
commercial taken down.
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Yes.
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And just so you parents know,
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any commercials you may
have seen are not true.
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This is an excellent school,
and your children are learning.
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- Yeah, right.
- Yeah, it is right.
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But, like...
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Hey, girl, hey!
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So, I started watching that
show about couponing savants.
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Uh-huh.
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Couldn't get into it. Oh.
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You truly do have the taste of
a middle-aged Midwestern mama.
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Well, thank you,
Erika.
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Oh, what are you doing tomorrow?
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I found a new paint-and-sip,
but this one got hookah.
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Oh! Oh, but I can't.
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Tariq is coming by my place
to pick up his stuff tomorrow.
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Girl. "Girl"?
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You can't have that
man come to your crib.
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Why not? We're broken up.
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It's history. Exactly.
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Too much history there.
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Listen, you need to meet him
someplace neutral and unsexy.
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Okay. Like, um, a
school parking lot.
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Mm. Or like a
cheesesteak spot.
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Well, he finds shaved meat
sexy, so parking lot it is.
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Let me know how it go. Okay.
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I got surprises.
I can do surprises.
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Psst! I think we might
just be able to nip
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this commercial in the bud.
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Melissa called in a favor.
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And now you've made
me an accessory.
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She's got a friend
who's a lawyer.
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Oh, fun.
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Okay. Yeah.
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- Mr. F. A. D. E.!
- Aw, yeah.
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Wassup, my little
No Limit Solders?
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How y'all doing? Yeah.
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Hey, Tariq.
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What are you doing in here?
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I told you to come at noon and
to wait in the parking lot.
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I know, but these
are my day ones.
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Had to come say "what's up"
to the little studious homies.
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Ms. Teagues, can we
show Mr. F.A.D.E.
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the new sight words we know?
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Ooh. Yes, yes. Students: Yeah!
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Ooh, pwease, Ms. Teagues?
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Pwease?
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I love your skirt, by the way.
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Makes me want to
play "Candy Land."
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Oh. Thank you.
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I knew it was giving
Princess Lolly.
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You're doing it.
You're doing it.
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Look, I have to teach,
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but I guess you can
stay for a little while.
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I'm chilling. Okay.
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Alright. Tell me about
these on-sight words, y'all.
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What, they trying to catch
these hands or something?
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I did worry it might be awkward,
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but I don't think
it's actually possible
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to be awkward around Tariq.
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No, it's good. Good
news, too, so...
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- Yeah.
- I'm... I'm super-hype.
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Me too. Oh, I hate to be
the perpetual resident
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of Buzzkill, Pennsylvania,
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but, uh, we are meeting with
the lawyer any minute...
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I am the lawyer.
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Oh.
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Of course you are.
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I knew that.
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"Erin Brockovich" is,
like, my favorite movie.
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This is Candace. She's
a friend of my family,
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and she's a beast
in the courtroom.
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Candace is the reason
why Martha Stewart
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had a window in her cell.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Melissa briefed me
on what's going on,
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and it sounds like you
have a strong enough case
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to sue these chumps
for all they're worth.
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Yes. I knew this principal thing
would work out for me one day.
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Now, how much money
are we talking?
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Like, a foldable stack?
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To be clear, this camera
crew trespassed, right?
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Well, actually, I let them in.
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Okay, but they used your
likeness without consent.
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Yeah, well, we did sign these.
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Um... but they misrepresented
what they were doing?
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Well, they did say they were
coming to get footage of us,
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which they did. Yeah.
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Okay, so, uh, what
I'm seeing here is,
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you guys just failed
to pay attention
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to what was happening.
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You have absolutely no case,
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and, in fact, according to this,
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you might each owe
Legendary Charters,
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yeah, $200 for crew fees.
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- For what?
- Candace!
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Let
them try to get the money.
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Wait, so you are saying
that we're just gonna have
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to see this commercial forever,
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and there's no way we
can get it off the air?
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You could pay for Hulu
without commercials.
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- D...
- Mm-hmm.
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Aw, yeah.
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My dawg.
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Thanks for giving me
some of that good TP.
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Mm.
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You know, we can't
get this in New York.
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You look good, by the way.
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Oh.
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Thank you. You look good, too.
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I mean, glad to hear
you're killing it up there,
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selling out those
school auditoriums.
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I mean, that's the dream.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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I mean, keep it on the down low,
but, uh, I'm in talks to play
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Nick Cannon's next baby shower.
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'Kay.
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Uh, alright.
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Well, um, glad it's all
finally happening for you.
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Yeah.
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Alright, well, I should
probably get back to class.
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Or... Or we could continue this
conversation at Bahama Breeze.
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Old time's sake?
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It's just dinner.
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I was gonna have dinner anyway.
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But now it's with someone I
used to date for a decade.
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So, I'm just a single
girl having dinner
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with the only person I've ever
had a sexual relationship with.
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I did it.
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I found the dirty rat in
charge of Legendary Charters.
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Melissa Schemmenti
comes through again.
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How'd you do it?
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Oh, I've got my ways.
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I Googled it.
255
00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,906
But I like to maintain
that air of dark mystery.
256
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,617
Scumbag's name is
Draemond Winding.
257
00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,993
He's a real piece of work.
258
00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,787
He's a big name in New
York charter schools.
259
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,663
Now he's got his
sights set on Philly.
260
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,208
Well, what's our next move?
How do we get to this guy?
261
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,375
- Find his grandma.
- Find his mother's mother.
262
00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:49,254
I say we just let this
thing wind itself down.
263
00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:52,174
Not the first time anyone's
said anything bad about Abbott,
264
00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:54,009
and it certainly
won't be the last.
265
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,637
What's with the change in tune?
266
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,430
The
more we fight this,
267
00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,932
the more attention we
bring to the commercial.
268
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,141
Okay, but this is personal.
269
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,851
They called us bad teachers.
270
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,520
Yeah, uh, not all of us.
271
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,189
Some of us came off looking
pretty good in that commercial.
272
00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,525
That is not what this is about.
273
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:12,486
Then what's it about... Barb?
274
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:15,864
I do not agree with
anything in that commercial.
275
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,200
I just think that we need
to find a different way
276
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,202
to get what we want.
277
00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,870
If... If we stoop
to their level,
278
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,872
we're no better than they are.
279
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,666
They go low, we go high.
280
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,501
Yeah. Eyes, nose, throat.
281
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,045
No.
282
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,298
Ayo, talent manager,
283
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,550
what you doing hanging
out with that dirt?
284
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,468
Oh, nothing. I just like
coming out to the garden.
285
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,637
I don't ever touch it or do
anything to make it better.
286
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,556
You're a weird dude.
287
00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,099
That's cool.
288
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,684
And, um, what are
you doing here?
289
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:44,893
Oh, you know, I'm just
picking some stuff up.
290
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,145
Then I'm going to din din
291
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,354
with 'Neen 'Neen
for some nom noms.
292
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,940
Y'all are going to
dinner? Yeah, yeah.
293
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,316
You know, we're gonna
see how it goes,
294
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,153
but maybe afterwards
go to a Redbox,
295
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,571
take it back to her
place, you know?
296
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,531
You know what her favorite
movie is, by the way?
297
00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,491
You don't know what
Janine's favorite movie is?
298
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,743
I think it was "Up."
299
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,871
Maybe it was "Us."
300
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:06,623
Something with an "uh"
sound somewhere in there.
301
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,749
I've been taking
these new brain pills
302
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,750
that got nootropics in them.
303
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,587
They clearly "noot" working.
304
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:12,629
I said, "They 'noot'
working." Yeah, I heard you.
305
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,631
I heard you. Yeah, I
heard you. Okay. Okay.
306
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:18,218
And that's why we're "Ghana" learn
about Africa next wee...
307
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,554
Joshua Richardson,
pack your things.
308
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,806
Your transfer to Addington
has been approved.
309
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,558
Joshua, how could you?
310
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,060
I didn't. My mom
did, you dork.
311
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,770
Damn. Oh.
312
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:29,897
I'm leaving.
313
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,274
I can talk how I want now.
314
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,067
My God. That commercial's
got these kids
315
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,569
transferring left and right.
316
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:37,404
You know how much paperwork
goes into a transfer?
317
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,031
I've signed my name,
like, six times today.
318
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,657
And, what, they just
want me to know the date?
319
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:41,909
We gotta put a stop to this.
320
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,410
Parents are calling me names.
321
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,995
A couple of them said
that I look like somebody
322
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,581
who I definitely do not.
323
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,666
Deuces, Squidward.
324
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:54,379
Uh, alright, buddy, I will,
uh, catch you on the flip.
325
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,340
See y'all broke bois later.
326
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,966
Okay.
327
00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,221
Um...
328
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,349
If you have any
respect for yourself
329
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,934
or your neighborhood...
330
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:07,976
you'll support... Ugh!
331
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,645
Legendary Charter Schools...
332
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,146
I cannot escape that commercial.
333
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,607
It's like T-Pain in
'08. You know what?
334
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,359
Barb doesn't want to help, fine.
335
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,779
We have the name and number
of Legendary Charters' CEO.
336
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,406
I say we just give him a call.
337
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,743
E-mails may be Janine's thing,
but phone calls are mine.
338
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,203
He's CEO of a company.
339
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,579
He's not gonna just answer
an unknown phone call,
340
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,122
Scrappy-Doo.
341
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,043
Well, then I will leave
a voicemail for the ages.
342
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,128
Someone picked up. Hello?
343
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,881
I'd like to speak to Draemond.
344
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,049
It's him.
345
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,884
What kind of weirdo
answers a random number?
346
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,179
Well, this is Jacob Hill,
347
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,181
history teacher over
at Abbott Elementary.
348
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,724
Heard of it?
349
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,893
Whenever you want to stop hiding
behind your little commercial
350
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:53,981
and come down here...
351
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,108
Oh, you will come down here?
352
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,402
You've got an opening
this afternoon?
353
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:02,406
Well, I don't have my
schedule in front of me,
354
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:05,409
but, um, yeah, that could work.
355
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,829
Yes. No, I've never
considered voice acting.
356
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:13,333
Oh, mezzo-soprano, actually,
but that was ages ago.
357
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,544
Yeah, maybe I
will.
358
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,713
Mm-hmm.
359
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,131
Okay, buh-bye.
360
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,590
What'd he say?
361
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,719
That I remind him of a
seasoned Timothée Chalamet.
362
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,053
About the commercial, dummy.
363
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,555
Uh, he's coming to Abbott.
364
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,806
He wants to talk.
365
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,517
And he sounds handsome.
366
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,811
Oh. A twist.
367
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,397
See you tomorrow.
368
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,191
Hey. Hey.
369
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,192
Ah, that's still straight.
370
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,319
Yeah.
371
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,737
Yup.
372
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,321
So, what's up?
373
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,907
Uh, I ran into
Tariq outside. Mm.
374
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,159
He said you guys are
going out tonight.
375
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,243
Oh, yeah. It's just gonna be
376
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,078
a little catch-up
sesh over dinner.
377
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,998
Well, he may think it's a
little bit more than dinner.
378
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,039
You sure it's a good idea?
379
00:13:56,419 --> 00:14:00,255
I'm sure, and you don't
really have to worry about it,
380
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,301
'cause it's kind of
none of your business.
381
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,846
S...
382
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,972
Just looking out for a friend.
383
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,017
Yeah, no. Thanks, friend.
384
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,359
When is this guy getting here?
385
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,527
I am losing my nerve.
386
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,904
And you're getting on mine.
387
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:28,867
Ava Coleman.
388
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,993
Draemond Winding.
389
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,787
Pleasure to meet you.
390
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,038
Got him.
391
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,623
Principal Ava Coleman.
392
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,041
And of course it is.
393
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,876
I'm surprised you
were able to make the time.
394
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,338
Shouldn't you be off somewhere
shutting down an orphanage?
395
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,923
You must be Melissa Schemmenti.
396
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:44,925
Who the hell you think
you are, knowing my name?
397
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:48,053
And, uh,
I, of course, am Jacob Hill.
398
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,014
We spoke on the phone.
399
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,641
Remember?
400
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,392
Chalamet?
401
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,270
Your commercial was
all wrong, okay?
402
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,356
And very disrespectful
of our school.
403
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:02,025
30 years, and this place
still smells exactly the same.
404
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,401
What's that supposed to mean?
405
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,903
Oh, did I forget to mention?
406
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,614
I, uh... I was a
student here at Abbott.
407
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,782
Wait, you went to Abbott?
408
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,283
I did.
409
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,285
There she is.
410
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,704
The greatest teacher I ever had.
411
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,790
Mrs. Howard.
412
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,084
Been far too long.
413
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:20,670
Oh.
414
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,176
Barb, you taught that doorknob?
415
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,553
You just a secret Sith, huh?
416
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:32,806
Draemond was in my
very first class.
417
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,308
Oh, such a beautiful child.
418
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,436
He was going through
a lot at home.
419
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,397
He was so young, and
he already felt like
420
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:43,150
the world had turned
its back on him.
421
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,776
I couldn't let
him feel that way.
422
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,695
Well, he a grown-ass man
wearing Florsheims now,
423
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:47,988
so you need to recognize.
424
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,741
Y... And he's trying
to bring down Abbott.
425
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,872
Damn.
426
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,665
Oh, I'm just waiting on 'Neen.
427
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,002
Did you pick those
flowers out of my garden?
428
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,838
No?
429
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,884
With a cohesive vision
and some direction,
430
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,177
you can even turn a
place like this around.
431
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,179
That's what we do at
Legendary Schools.
432
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,808
Look at that. See?
433
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,935
I'd be willing to bet Abbott
Elementary's never even thought
434
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,104
about something like
branding, right?
435
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,648
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cut the crap.
436
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,775
You use kids in your attack ads.
437
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,444
How much you really
care about them?
438
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,238
We just aired what we shot.
439
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,907
You didn't make it tough on us.
440
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,868
Look, the conditions of
this place are abysmal.
441
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,828
Not to mention you have a
principal who knows more about
442
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,206
the cast of "Love Island" than
she does her own students.
443
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:42,209
Hey! Just as much.
444
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,503
Look, the fact that you've
been able to retain a talent
445
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,673
like Barbara Howard
this long's a miracle.
446
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,925
She's honestly the only teacher
447
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,510
that still qualifies
this place as a school.
448
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,179
- Hey.
- Enough!
449
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:57,099
My classroom now, Draemond!
450
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,686
I'm coming.
451
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,648
I actually haven't been
back to Bahama Breeze
452
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,484
since Tariq and I broke
up, so... I don't know...
453
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,486
I think it'll be nice
to shoot the breeze
454
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,197
at the Breeze again,
as Tariq would say.
455
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,198
Oh.
456
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,453
Oh, God. Why use
permanent marker, Tariq?
457
00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:27,796
Yo, 'Neen, turns
out my ride isn't coming,
458
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,089
so just like old times,
459
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,757
I'mma need you to
gas up the Coroll-ie,
460
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,634
'cause we setting
sail for the Breezy.
461
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,886
Choo-choo!
462
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,056
Also, I owe you half a sandwich.
463
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,725
Wh...
464
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,064
Sometimes, it's
nice to be reminded
465
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,857
you made the right decision.
466
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,735
My sandwich is half-eaten,
467
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,363
but my cup is half-full.
468
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:54,990
This is wild.
469
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,369
You know, I remember spending
plenty of time in this corner
470
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,537
when I'd get in trouble.
471
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,914
Oh, you had your
good moments, too.
472
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,128
Draemond, nothing
makes me happier
473
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,297
than seeing my students succeed,
474
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:14,259
and you have surpassed
every expectation.
475
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,468
You know, when I
left your class,
476
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:18,805
I bounced around public
schools, totally lost.
477
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,599
I ended up at a charter,
and they gave me
478
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,102
a fighting chance to
become the man I am today.
479
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,022
But you can't blame everything
that was going on in your life
480
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,107
at that time on
all public schools.
481
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,191
Can't you see?
482
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,484
I'm trying to make
schools better
483
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,695
for the Barbara
Howards of the world.
484
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,532
Draemond, what you are doing
hurts teachers like me.
485
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,702
You're still teaching me, huh?
486
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,330
Yo.
487
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,374
Hey. You ready to
go? I'm starving.
488
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,585
I've been thinking about that Jamaican
Jerk Shrimp Pineapple Bowl all day.
489
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:49,836
Booyaka!
490
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,463
All
I had to eat today
491
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,632
was half that sandwich, so...
492
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,883
You know what?
493
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,426
I have had a long day, Tariq,
494
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,720
so I think I'm just
gonna hang at home.
495
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,221
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
496
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,556
We can just get the food to go
497
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,767
and then go hang at
our pl... your place.
498
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,770
Maybe we can, uh, watch
your favorite movie.
499
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:10,273
You know, the one with...
500
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,775
ol' boy.
501
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,694
Yeah, no, I don't think
that's a good idea.
502
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:18,657
Tariq, I think it's best
if we have a platonic,
503
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,868
non-meal-sharing relationship.
504
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,162
Yeah. Right?
505
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,497
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
506
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,665
That's cool,
'Neen. That's cool.
507
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,625
I'll just have my
girlfriend take me.
508
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,876
Your what? Girlfriend.
509
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,628
Third woman I've ever been with.
510
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,546
Might as well be the fourth
with the things we be doing.
511
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:34,714
You know what I'm
talking about? I don't.
512
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,257
Hey, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
513
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,926
Dinner with my ex
got canceled, so, uh,
514
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,511
I'm free to hang
out with you now.
515
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,804
Okay, boo-boo.
516
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,765
Yeah. Buh-bye.
517
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,975
Guess you're not going
out with him, then?
518
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,644
No. No.
519
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,230
I'm probably gonna just
go home and watch a movie.
520
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,272
"Jumanji"?
521
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,358
It is my favorite.
522
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,902
See you in the morning, Gregory.
523
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:06,037
Draemond and I
had a little chat.
524
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,288
He'll be taking the
commercial down.
525
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,499
- Oh!
- Yes! Yes!
526
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,085
Only Barb can still school
her kids after all this time.
527
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,503
But I will say that
that commercial
528
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,422
did catch my good side,
529
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:18,425
and I hope Jim Gardner caught
it before it came down.
530
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,801
Barb.
531
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,219
Okay, fam.
532
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,179
Come on.
533
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,681
Barbara doesn't see that
I'm trying to help her,
534
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:25,932
but that's okay.
535
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,600
The visit has inspired me.
536
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,144
The commercial is
neither here nor there,
537
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:32,731
because I'm gonna turn
every school in Philadelphia
538
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,816
into a Legendary Charter School.
539
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,026
Next up... Abbott Elementary.
540
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,906
Tell me that's not
catchy. You can't.
541
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,661
Oh, oh, yeah, the anti-drug
stuff's been going real good.
542
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,705
Shout-out to F.A.D.E. for
believing in your boy.
543
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:51,916
I just put out my album,
"METH-od to My Madness,"
544
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,960
on Reeq Reqords. Yup.
545
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,004
That thing went double mahogany.
546
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:58,256
Yeah. It's on top
of The Chartz,
547
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,467
which is a Spotify
playlist that I made.
548
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,676
Check that out.
549
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,261
Uh, what else?
550
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,388
Been hitting up a lot of
New York Liberty games,
551
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,098
trying to get on them
halftime shows, you know?
552
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,808
Them ladies tall...
553
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,060
which is my new type.
554
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,438
You know what I'm
talking about? Yeah.
555
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,774
Oh, recently just did this,
uh, commercial jingle, too.
556
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,695
Yeah.
557
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,239
Came up with the melody myself.
558
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,409
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