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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,623 --> 00:00:40,708 My name is Richard. 2 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:44,962 So what else do you need to know? 3 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:47,590 Stuff about my family or where I'm from? 4 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,343 None of that matters. 5 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:55,306 Not once you cross the ocean and cut yourself loose... 6 00:00:55,390 --> 00:00:59,561 ...looking for something more beautiful, something more exciting... 7 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:02,689 ...and yes, I admit, something more dangerous. 8 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:06,901 So after 18 hours in the back of an airplane... 9 00:01:06,985 --> 00:01:11,573 ...three dumb movies, two plastic meals, six beers and absolutely no sleep... 10 00:01:11,656 --> 00:01:13,617 ...I finally touch down... 11 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:16,202 - Hey, you! How about you? - ..in Bangkok. 12 00:01:16,286 --> 00:01:19,122 Do you want to go to the waterfall? Floating market! 13 00:01:19,206 --> 00:01:21,333 1,500$. Cheap for you! Come on! Hey! 14 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:24,002 Hey! Do you need somewhere to stay? 15 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:26,963 - I'll find my own place, thanks. - What you want, man? 16 00:01:27,047 --> 00:01:29,383 And this is it. Bangkok. 17 00:01:29,466 --> 00:01:31,551 Good-time city. 18 00:01:31,635 --> 00:01:33,720 Gateway to Southeast Asia. 19 00:01:33,804 --> 00:01:38,684 Where dollars and Deutschmarks get turned into counterfeit watches and genuine scars. 20 00:01:38,767 --> 00:01:41,270 Good time! Boy! Girl! Fucking! No problem! 21 00:01:41,353 --> 00:01:45,399 - This is where the hungry come to feed. - You wanna drink snake blood? 22 00:01:46,275 --> 00:01:48,444 Wait a minute. Did you say snake blood? 23 00:01:48,527 --> 00:01:50,612 Oh, yeah! 24 00:01:51,614 --> 00:01:54,199 - No, thanks. - What is wrong with snake blood? 25 00:01:54,283 --> 00:01:58,287 - I just... don't like the idea. - Maybe you're scared. 26 00:01:58,370 --> 00:02:01,207 - Afraid of something new. - I just don't like the idea. 27 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:03,167 Like every tourist! 28 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:05,336 You want it all be safe. 29 00:02:05,419 --> 00:02:07,505 Just like America! 30 00:02:10,466 --> 00:02:12,468 So never refuse an invitation. 31 00:02:14,095 --> 00:02:17,223 Never resist the unfamiliar. 32 00:02:32,947 --> 00:02:35,033 Never fail to be polite. 33 00:02:35,116 --> 00:02:37,076 Gentlemen,... 34 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,245 ...that was excellent. 35 00:02:39,329 --> 00:02:41,414 And never outstay your welcome. 36 00:02:43,124 --> 00:02:46,586 Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience. 37 00:02:47,462 --> 00:02:49,547 And if it hurts,... 38 00:02:49,631 --> 00:02:51,716 ...it's probably worth it. 39 00:02:53,385 --> 00:02:54,636 Hey. 40 00:02:54,719 --> 00:02:56,805 - Good evening. - Hi. 41 00:02:56,888 --> 00:02:59,141 - Can I get a room, please? - Yes. 42 00:03:16,116 --> 00:03:19,286 The only downer is, everyone's got the same idea. 43 00:03:19,369 --> 00:03:21,497 We all travel thousands of miles... 44 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:25,793 ...just to watch TV and check into somewhere with all the comforts of home. 45 00:03:26,877 --> 00:03:28,963 And you gotta ask yourself,... 46 00:03:29,046 --> 00:03:32,967 We'll have this place cleaned up in a jiffy, so don't you worry! 47 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:35,136 ...what is the point of that? 48 00:04:15,301 --> 00:04:17,387 - Et voila! - Thank you. 49 00:04:18,096 --> 00:04:19,764 Bonsoir. 50 00:04:20,515 --> 00:04:22,475 Bonsoir. 51 00:04:23,143 --> 00:04:25,270 Good night. 52 00:04:26,187 --> 00:04:28,481 And as for traveling alone,... 53 00:04:28,565 --> 00:04:30,358 ...fuck it! 54 00:04:30,442 --> 00:04:34,029 If that's the way it has to be, then that's the way it is. 55 00:04:58,762 --> 00:05:02,057 Everybody happy?! 56 00:05:04,351 --> 00:05:06,520 Everybody having a good time, eh? 57 00:05:06,604 --> 00:05:08,689 Fuck you! Fuck you! 58 00:05:08,772 --> 00:05:10,858 Please shut up, OK? 59 00:05:10,941 --> 00:05:13,027 Bastard parasites! 60 00:05:13,110 --> 00:05:14,695 Viruses! 61 00:05:15,529 --> 00:05:17,615 That's fuckin' great! Cancers! 62 00:05:17,698 --> 00:05:19,784 Bastard cancers! 63 00:05:24,664 --> 00:05:27,416 He! Tu vas fermer ta putain de gueule?! 64 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:32,213 A big, chunky Charlie that's eatin' up the whole fuckin' world! 65 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,386 Hey! 66 00:05:38,886 --> 00:05:40,972 Hey, you! 67 00:05:45,727 --> 00:05:49,814 - You got anything to smoke? - No, I don't have anything to smoke! 68 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,985 That's no problem, pal, cos, er... 69 00:05:54,069 --> 00:05:57,113 ...I've got loads of the fuckin' stuff. 70 00:06:13,630 --> 00:06:15,799 Do ya understand what I'm sayin'? 71 00:06:15,882 --> 00:06:17,467 Yeah. 72 00:06:18,176 --> 00:06:19,845 No, you don't. 73 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:23,640 No, you're right. I don't. 74 00:06:26,643 --> 00:06:28,729 Ahh, that's better! 75 00:06:33,150 --> 00:06:35,235 Thanks. 76 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,489 It was the beach. You understand? 77 00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:42,701 The beach. It was too... 78 00:06:43,285 --> 00:06:48,416 ...beautiful. Too much input, too much... sensation. I try to keep it under control... 79 00:06:48,499 --> 00:06:52,670 ...but it just keeps spilling out and spilling out and spilling out. 80 00:06:54,505 --> 00:06:56,591 You see, erm... 81 00:06:56,674 --> 00:06:58,759 ...she's on an island. 82 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:03,015 And the island is... is perfect. 83 00:07:03,098 --> 00:07:06,310 I mean... I mean, real perfection here. 84 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:09,855 I'm not just talking about... "Oh, that's nice." 85 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:13,484 it's the real fuckin' deal, OK? 86 00:07:15,653 --> 00:07:17,738 It's perfect. 87 00:07:17,821 --> 00:07:20,658 See, it's like a... a lagoon. 88 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,827 Ya know, a tidal... lagoon. 89 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,995 See, it's sealed in by cliffs. 90 00:07:25,079 --> 00:07:28,040 Totally fuckin' secret, totally fuckin'... 91 00:07:28,124 --> 00:07:30,209 ...forbidden. 92 00:07:30,292 --> 00:07:32,253 And nobody can ever, ever... 93 00:07:32,336 --> 00:07:34,422 ...ever, ever go there. Ever. 94 00:07:36,299 --> 00:07:38,217 But a few people went... 95 00:07:38,301 --> 00:07:40,553 ...once upon a time. 96 00:07:40,636 --> 00:07:43,723 Men and women with ideals. You understand? 97 00:07:43,806 --> 00:07:48,186 I'm not just talking about the usual... travelin' fuckin' wanks. 98 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:51,356 Do you believe in that place? 99 00:07:52,273 --> 00:07:54,317 No. 100 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,820 But I guess you're gonna tell me that I should, right? 101 00:08:02,992 --> 00:08:06,121 It does not fuckin' matter what I think any more. 102 00:08:06,204 --> 00:08:08,289 It's up to you. 103 00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:11,918 Ideals, eh? 104 00:08:12,002 --> 00:08:14,212 We were just fuckin' parasites! 105 00:08:14,296 --> 00:08:16,798 The big, chunky Charlie! 106 00:08:21,678 --> 00:08:23,764 See, I was the one... 107 00:08:23,847 --> 00:08:27,851 ...that was trying to find the cure. Procurer of the cure. 108 00:08:29,353 --> 00:08:31,688 I said to them "You've got to leave." 109 00:08:32,272 --> 00:08:35,192 "You've got to leave this place." 110 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:39,071 But they would not listen. 111 00:08:43,033 --> 00:08:45,828 No offense an' all, but... 112 00:08:46,954 --> 00:08:49,581 ...you're fucked in the head, right? 113 00:09:03,846 --> 00:09:05,931 Here, Richard. 114 00:09:09,435 --> 00:09:11,520 It's been nice knowin' you, man. 115 00:09:13,439 --> 00:09:15,525 Yeah. You, too. 116 00:09:41,718 --> 00:09:44,429 Be careful! Electric... Electricity! 117 00:09:46,264 --> 00:09:49,643 - Ma'am! Ma'am! - Chill, man! 118 00:09:49,726 --> 00:09:51,853 No worry! 119 00:09:59,236 --> 00:10:01,029 Hey! Man. 120 00:10:01,113 --> 00:10:03,198 There is a letter for you. 121 00:10:03,281 --> 00:10:05,158 A what? 122 00:10:05,242 --> 00:10:07,119 Letter on your door. 123 00:10:30,351 --> 00:10:32,436 No fuckin' way! 124 00:10:35,106 --> 00:10:36,649 Do you... 125 00:10:53,541 --> 00:10:55,626 Hello? 126 00:11:29,911 --> 00:11:31,997 You hope... 127 00:11:32,664 --> 00:11:34,583 ...and you dream... 128 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:39,588 ...but you never believe that something's gonna happen for you. 129 00:11:41,173 --> 00:11:43,258 Not like it does in the movies. 130 00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:48,555 And when it actually does... 131 00:11:50,432 --> 00:11:52,518 ...you want it to feel different. 132 00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:57,731 More visceral. 133 00:11:57,815 --> 00:12:00,276 More real. 134 00:12:08,242 --> 00:12:10,327 I was waiting for it to hit me. 135 00:12:13,873 --> 00:12:15,958 But it just wouldn’t happen. 136 00:12:16,751 --> 00:12:18,836 The name of Mr. Daffy Duck. 137 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,005 Never Never Land. 138 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,174 Gonna fuck up all the paperwork. 139 00:12:23,841 --> 00:12:29,097 The police were pissed because he was traveling under a false passport. 140 00:12:29,180 --> 00:12:31,265 Go ahead, sign the statement. 141 00:12:39,566 --> 00:12:41,568 It's OK. 142 00:12:41,651 --> 00:12:45,947 It just say he cut his wrists - already dead when you found him. 143 00:12:47,615 --> 00:12:50,326 But they didn’t ask me about the map, so... 144 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:51,995 No problem. 145 00:12:52,078 --> 00:12:55,081 ...I didn't tell 'em. 146 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:01,129 You have a nice day. 147 00:13:07,803 --> 00:13:09,513 Good luck! 148 00:13:09,596 --> 00:13:11,682 Excuse me. 149 00:13:16,311 --> 00:13:18,397 Look... I mean... 150 00:13:19,982 --> 00:13:22,693 ...this island may not actually even exist. 151 00:13:22,776 --> 00:13:25,529 Even if it does, I don't know if we can get there or not. 152 00:13:25,612 --> 00:13:28,490 I just wondered if you wanted to come with me. 153 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,659 That's all. 154 00:13:43,547 --> 00:13:45,758 Hey! You wanna take a hike? 155 00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:48,636 Uh... a-a trip, a journey? 156 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,347 With y-your girlfriend and me? 157 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,724 I mean, the two of you and me. Together. 158 00:13:53,808 --> 00:13:56,394 - I-I'm talking about the secret isla-... - Hi. 159 00:13:56,477 --> 00:13:57,812 Hi. 160 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:05,529 I just feel like everyone tries to do something different, but... 161 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,032 ...you always wind up doing the same thing. 162 00:14:11,577 --> 00:14:15,956 I realised that I had absolutely no idea of how I was gonna get there. 163 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,794 But Etienne... 164 00:14:19,877 --> 00:14:23,380 I mean, I have to hand it to the guy. He was great. 165 00:14:23,464 --> 00:14:26,175 I mean, he organized the whole thing - tickets... 166 00:14:26,258 --> 00:14:28,594 ...timetables, the whole damn trip. 167 00:14:28,678 --> 00:14:32,807 Bangkok to Surat Thani. Surat Thani to Na Thon. 168 00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:34,976 Na Thon to Chaweng. 169 00:14:35,059 --> 00:14:37,395 500 miles in 24 hours... 170 00:14:37,478 --> 00:14:39,981 ...at less than 400 baht. 171 00:14:40,815 --> 00:14:43,151 Trust me, that's a very good deal. 172 00:14:48,489 --> 00:14:50,908 We were headed for the great unknown. 173 00:14:50,992 --> 00:14:55,079 But to get there, we had to follow the regular tourist trail. 174 00:15:11,263 --> 00:15:14,224 ♪ A little less pushin' and shovin' ♪ 175 00:15:14,307 --> 00:15:15,308 ♪ Take it easy ♪ 176 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,727 ♪ You could even get sleazy ♪ 177 00:15:17,811 --> 00:15:19,646 ♪ Come around ♪ 178 00:15:19,729 --> 00:15:21,481 ♪ Watch a movie ♪ 179 00:15:21,565 --> 00:15:23,150 ♪ With the sound down ♪ 180 00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:25,319 ♪ And get woozy... ♪ 181 00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:29,114 It's arranged. Tomorrow morning. 1800 baht. 182 00:15:29,197 --> 00:15:31,074 Ah, great man! Nice work! 183 00:15:31,158 --> 00:15:34,161 There is one problem. He will not take us to the island. 184 00:15:34,244 --> 00:15:37,873 It's in the national park and it's forbidden to go there. But... 185 00:15:38,624 --> 00:15:42,002 ...we are allowed to travel to this one to stay for one night. 186 00:15:42,086 --> 00:15:44,296 Yeah... No, see, that's the wrong one. 187 00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,465 Yeah, I know that. 188 00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:48,884 Right. But how do we get from there to there? 189 00:15:48,968 --> 00:15:51,762 - We swim. - We swim? 190 00:15:51,846 --> 00:15:55,474 Yeah. We leave our rucksacks on this island and then we swim. 191 00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:59,687 - You can swim, can't you, Richard? - Of course I can swim. 192 00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:03,232 - So no problem. - So h-how far is it, though? 193 00:16:03,316 --> 00:16:05,484 I don't know. One or two kilometers. 194 00:16:05,568 --> 00:16:09,697 - Cool. Cool... Not far at all - Stop it, Richard. It will be worth it. 195 00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:12,783 An adventure. And just... the three of us. 196 00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:22,210 Uh-oh. 197 00:16:23,711 --> 00:16:26,214 "Can you swim?" 198 00:16:26,297 --> 00:16:31,094 "I can swim! Oh, yeah! I am French and I have the beautiful girlfriend, too! Huh!" 199 00:16:34,055 --> 00:16:36,141 Great 200 00:16:36,224 --> 00:16:38,810 - Goddammit! - Locked out, huh? 201 00:16:40,437 --> 00:16:42,522 Yeah. 202 00:16:43,982 --> 00:16:46,067 - Lost your key? - Uh-huh. 203 00:16:47,611 --> 00:16:49,696 - Bummer! - Yeah, bummer! 204 00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:54,659 So, uh... you wanna grab a beer or somethin'? 205 00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:05,337 - You're better off without her. - Sammy, how the fuck would you know?! 206 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,506 You've never even met her! 207 00:17:07,589 --> 00:17:11,093 I'm just tryin' to help the guy through the dark times. 208 00:17:11,176 --> 00:17:13,887 - It's not a problem. - You see, Zeph? 209 00:17:13,971 --> 00:17:17,266 - It's not a problem. - Change the fuckin' subject. 210 00:17:18,183 --> 00:17:22,855 All right. Let's talk about how you spend an hour in front of the mirror every day. 211 00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:27,276 Oh, that's nice You know this guy? He likes to wipe his ass with tree leaves. 212 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:30,780 He thinks he's some sort of jungle commando. 213 00:17:30,863 --> 00:17:32,615 - Whatever. - I swear to God! 214 00:17:32,698 --> 00:17:34,784 - Whatever. - Damn! 215 00:17:34,867 --> 00:17:36,744 I presume... 216 00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:39,997 ...you know the story of the Kentucky fried mouse. 217 00:17:40,081 --> 00:17:41,791 Yeah. 218 00:17:41,874 --> 00:17:43,960 Woman bites into a chicken leg... 219 00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:46,379 ...and it turns out to be, uh... a mouse. 220 00:17:46,462 --> 00:17:47,797 Right? 221 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,966 It's an urban myth. 222 00:17:51,008 --> 00:17:55,388 Exactly. It always happened to a friend of a friend of someone else. 223 00:17:55,471 --> 00:17:57,265 - So? - So... 224 00:17:57,348 --> 00:18:01,728 ...I guess there's this urban myth goin' around here at the moment. 225 00:18:01,811 --> 00:18:03,521 It's about a beach. 226 00:18:05,231 --> 00:18:07,317 - Yeah? - Uh-huh. 227 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,820 And this beach is... perfect, man. 228 00:18:10,904 --> 00:18:12,989 It's on an island, right? 229 00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:15,742 Hidden from the sea. 230 00:18:16,493 --> 00:18:18,578 Now, imagine. You got... 231 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,288 ...pure white sand. 232 00:18:20,372 --> 00:18:22,457 Crystal-clear water. 233 00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:25,627 - Palm trees. - Yeah, with coconuts and shit! 234 00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:28,088 Yo, tell him the best part, dawg. 235 00:18:28,171 --> 00:18:29,214 Plus... 236 00:18:29,297 --> 00:18:31,383 ...enough dope, Richard... 237 00:18:31,466 --> 00:18:34,219 ...to smoke all day, every day... 238 00:18:34,302 --> 00:18:37,598 - ..for the rest of your goddamn life! - Yeah! Mad weed! 239 00:18:39,641 --> 00:18:45,272 Only a few people know exactly where it is, and they keep it absolutely secret. 240 00:18:45,355 --> 00:18:48,400 No one's actually ever met any of these people. 241 00:18:48,484 --> 00:18:50,986 Exactly. It's a Kentucky fried mouse! 242 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:52,112 Hm! 243 00:18:52,196 --> 00:18:54,990 Although, if I had a key to a place like that... 244 00:18:55,074 --> 00:19:00,621 ...I'd keep it to myself cos... you don't want every fuckin' asshole in Thailand... 245 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,498 ...turnin' up! Boo-boo! 246 00:19:02,581 --> 00:19:04,834 Yeah, yeah. 247 00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:07,503 So whaddaya think about that story, Richard? 248 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,675 It's good. 249 00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:14,844 It's a good story. 250 00:19:14,927 --> 00:19:17,597 Hey, you! I got your key! 251 00:19:20,308 --> 00:19:22,935 Now, I know it wasn't a part of the plan... 252 00:19:23,019 --> 00:19:26,147 ...but I made a decision to leave a copy of the map. 253 00:19:26,939 --> 00:19:30,360 I'm not gonna say it was the best decision I ever made. 254 00:19:31,361 --> 00:19:35,907 I told myself that spreading news is a part of a traveler’s nature. 255 00:19:36,991 --> 00:19:39,452 But if I was being completely honest... 256 00:19:40,537 --> 00:19:42,705 ...I was just like everybody else: 257 00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:45,959 ...shit-scared of the great unknown. 258 00:19:46,709 --> 00:19:49,838 Desperate to take a little piece of home with me. 259 00:20:02,476 --> 00:20:05,604 - Richard? - Are you ready? 260 00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:07,773 Yeah, yeah. I'm coming. 261 00:20:09,941 --> 00:20:12,027 Let's go. 262 00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:56,823 Feel dead 263 00:20:57,114 --> 00:20:58,950 Feel dead 264 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,203 Feel dead 265 00:21:01,578 --> 00:21:03,872 Feel dead 266 00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:07,084 Happy 267 00:21:11,547 --> 00:21:13,007 Francoise? 268 00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:15,718 Chut! Etienne will be angry if I wake him. 269 00:21:15,801 --> 00:21:19,180 He thinks I waste time, taking photographs of the sky. 270 00:21:21,098 --> 00:21:23,184 Oh... 271 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:32,068 - I think so, too. - Yeah? 272 00:21:32,151 --> 00:21:34,237 Have a look. 273 00:21:36,572 --> 00:21:39,534 One night, I will get the perfect photograph. 274 00:21:50,044 --> 00:21:51,379 Hi! 275 00:21:51,462 --> 00:21:53,548 Whoa! 276 00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:08,855 You realise that... 277 00:22:08,939 --> 00:22:11,024 ...in the eternity of space... 278 00:22:13,151 --> 00:22:16,404 ...there's probably a planet out there, right... 279 00:22:16,905 --> 00:22:18,990 ...just like this one... 280 00:22:19,074 --> 00:22:20,826 ...where another you... 281 00:22:20,909 --> 00:22:23,620 ...is photographing back down towards us. 282 00:22:24,579 --> 00:22:29,126 I mean, essentially, you are photographing yourself in a parallel universe. 283 00:22:29,209 --> 00:22:31,295 Incredible. 284 00:22:32,462 --> 00:22:34,548 Yeah... 285 00:22:34,631 --> 00:22:37,217 There are infinite worlds out there, ya know? 286 00:22:37,301 --> 00:22:39,720 Where anything you want to happen... 287 00:22:39,803 --> 00:22:41,513 ...does happen. 288 00:22:41,597 --> 00:22:43,682 Richard, do you know something? 289 00:22:43,766 --> 00:22:44,767 Hm? 290 00:22:44,850 --> 00:22:47,770 This is just the kind of pretentious bullshit... 291 00:22:47,853 --> 00:22:51,774 ...Americans always say to French girls... so they can sleep with them. 292 00:22:54,819 --> 00:22:56,904 God! Sorry. 293 00:22:56,987 --> 00:22:59,156 I thought I was doin' pretty good. 294 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,742 It's just the sky, Richard. Let's try. 295 00:23:02,201 --> 00:23:04,287 Yeah. 296 00:23:04,370 --> 00:23:06,455 Idiot. 297 00:23:10,459 --> 00:23:13,171 Un, deux, trois... 298 00:23:13,254 --> 00:23:14,213 ...quatre. 299 00:23:14,297 --> 00:23:17,633 When you develop an infatuation for someone... 300 00:23:17,717 --> 00:23:22,263 ...you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. 301 00:23:22,347 --> 00:23:24,599 It doesn't need to be a good reason. 302 00:23:24,682 --> 00:23:27,936 Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. 303 00:23:28,019 --> 00:23:30,104 Now, in the long run... 304 00:23:30,188 --> 00:23:35,068 ...that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. 305 00:23:35,151 --> 00:23:37,404 But in the haze of infatuation... 306 00:23:38,154 --> 00:23:42,033 ...it's just what you've been searching for all these years. 307 00:23:48,373 --> 00:23:51,084 - One kilometer. - Two. 308 00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:55,088 - Richard? - I don't know. I'm American. 309 00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:58,383 - So? - We think in miles, not kilometers. 310 00:23:58,467 --> 00:24:00,969 OK. So how many miles do you think it is? 311 00:24:02,054 --> 00:24:05,724 I don't know. But it looks like a long way away. 312 00:24:05,807 --> 00:24:08,477 If it's too far, we're gonna drown. 313 00:24:13,107 --> 00:24:15,609 But if we don't try, we'll never know, right? 314 00:24:16,694 --> 00:24:18,445 Right. 315 00:24:22,491 --> 00:24:24,743 So let's go! 316 00:24:32,376 --> 00:24:34,086 Whoo! 317 00:24:59,112 --> 00:25:02,323 - Are you guys all right? - Yeah, we're OK. 318 00:25:02,407 --> 00:25:04,492 I think we're about halfway. 319 00:25:08,455 --> 00:25:11,207 Oh, fuck! Richard! 320 00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:14,002 - Fuck! - What? 321 00:25:14,085 --> 00:25:15,837 I saw a fin! 322 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,924 - Tsk! What? Are you joking? - No, no, no! 323 00:25:19,007 --> 00:25:20,634 A fin! 324 00:25:21,676 --> 00:25:23,136 OK, a shark fin? 325 00:25:23,220 --> 00:25:27,182 I don't know. Just a fin. Over there, about 100 metres. 326 00:25:29,476 --> 00:25:32,604 - Well, was it big? - Yes. 327 00:25:34,606 --> 00:25:36,900 What the fuck do you expect me to do about it?! 328 00:25:36,984 --> 00:25:39,570 Nothing! I just thought you should know. 329 00:25:39,653 --> 00:25:41,905 To be honest, I'd rather you hadn't told me! 330 00:25:41,989 --> 00:25:45,951 - OK, I'm sorry. - Well, it's a bit fuckin' late now, isn't it?! 331 00:25:57,171 --> 00:26:00,549 Francoise! Francoise! She's gone! 332 00:26:00,633 --> 00:26:02,259 Oh, my God! 333 00:26:02,343 --> 00:26:07,264 - Oh, my God! OK, what happened? - She just went under the water! 334 00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:09,433 She was pulled under! 335 00:26:11,227 --> 00:26:12,728 Francoise! 336 00:26:12,812 --> 00:26:15,565 Francoise! I don't see her! 337 00:26:16,357 --> 00:26:18,276 Oh, fuck! It's her bag! 338 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:22,029 OK. Was there a shark? Did you see a shark, Etienne? 339 00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:24,115 I don't know! 340 00:26:24,198 --> 00:26:25,950 I don't know! 341 00:26:26,034 --> 00:26:27,952 Fuck! 342 00:26:28,494 --> 00:26:29,662 Don't fuck me! 343 00:26:36,836 --> 00:26:39,047 Fuck you! 344 00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:43,301 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 345 00:26:45,553 --> 00:26:48,223 Oh, you Europeans, you're so funny 346 00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:51,309 You have such a playful sense of humor 347 00:26:51,393 --> 00:26:54,563 No wonder your comedy has conquered the world 348 00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:57,357 - What about Moliere? - Who? 349 00:26:57,899 --> 00:26:59,568 Oh, fuck off! 350 00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:57,543 - Agh! - Come on. 351 00:28:12,852 --> 00:28:14,937 Wow! 352 00:28:24,363 --> 00:28:27,575 Now, this is what I call a lot of dope! 353 00:28:32,747 --> 00:28:34,832 Oh, putain! 354 00:28:41,089 --> 00:28:43,174 T'as dupapiera rouler? 355 00:28:52,183 --> 00:28:54,686 Hey! Tch, tch, tch! 356 00:30:01,045 --> 00:30:03,130 OK... OK... 357 00:30:03,881 --> 00:30:07,385 We're gonna go this way. OK? Shut up. Shut up. 358 00:31:35,349 --> 00:31:37,435 Argh! Agh! 359 00:31:50,656 --> 00:31:52,742 Sure, we should've turned back. 360 00:31:53,534 --> 00:31:55,620 But I wasn’t going to. 361 00:31:55,703 --> 00:31:57,789 Not now. 362 00:31:57,872 --> 00:32:00,416 I just kept telling them we'd get there. 363 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,085 "Trust me... 364 00:32:02,168 --> 00:32:04,546 ...it's paradise." 365 00:32:04,629 --> 00:32:07,799 if we take this down, it should lead us all the way. 366 00:32:09,384 --> 00:32:11,469 Come on! 367 00:32:44,378 --> 00:32:46,463 Oh, God! 368 00:32:55,055 --> 00:32:57,975 Putain de merde! 369 00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:05,816 Well? 370 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:09,528 - Well what? - How do we get down? 371 00:33:09,612 --> 00:33:13,115 How am I supposed to know? Do I have to decide everything? 372 00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:16,327 - We'll jump. - Fuck! You wanted to be in command! 373 00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:20,373 I only took command because you lost your nerve, French boy! 374 00:33:20,456 --> 00:33:22,875 Yeah. And look where you've taken us! 375 00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:26,254 - We'll jump. - If you're not happy... 376 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:28,756 ...you can just take over. All right, sir?! 377 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,842 All right, I will. 378 00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:34,345 - There. We climb down there. - We can jump. 379 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:37,515 Francoise! Look... We're not gonna jump! 380 00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:40,727 All right? So just can it! And as for climbing down there... 381 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,103 ...that is just... 382 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,981 ...an asshole suggestion! 383 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:51,488 - Calling me an asshole? - Yeah. And that's just the start of it. 384 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:54,366 - All right, fuckface, let's do it! - Motherfucker! 385 00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:56,326 Francoise! 386 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:03,041 - Shit! - Francoise! 387 00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:10,799 Come on, guys! It's OK! 388 00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:14,178 It's not dangerous! Come on! 389 00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:16,722 Drop the bags down! Come on! 390 00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:19,725 All right. So we'll jump. 391 00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:22,353 Oh, fuck! 392 00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:35,241 Whoa! 393 00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:37,326 Whoo-hoo! 394 00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:39,662 Did you see that? Shit! 395 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,831 Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 396 00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:43,207 Yes! 397 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:45,376 Whoo-hoo! 398 00:34:56,095 --> 00:34:58,766 Oh, my God! 399 00:35:00,517 --> 00:35:03,437 Congratulations! 400 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,274 Took me the best part of an hour to work up the balls to do that. 401 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:14,198 Mind you, I was on my own, so you have to make allowances. Ya know what I mean? 402 00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:18,411 I think maybe you'd better meet up with Sal. 403 00:35:18,494 --> 00:35:21,414 Jesus Christ! We're fuckin' here! 404 00:35:21,497 --> 00:35:23,708 Do ya realise that? 405 00:35:27,336 --> 00:35:29,422 Don't you go anywhere! 406 00:35:36,054 --> 00:35:37,722 All right. 407 00:35:37,805 --> 00:35:39,891 You're doin' well. 408 00:35:40,808 --> 00:35:44,312 - Ciao! Sonja! A que si? - Hi. 409 00:35:50,068 --> 00:35:52,153 Noisy kitchen! 410 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:54,114 How are ya doin'? 411 00:35:54,197 --> 00:35:57,117 - What's for dinner? - One guess. Fish. 412 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,244 I don't know what we expected. 413 00:35:59,327 --> 00:36:02,956 People living in a cave, maybe even a few guys in tents. 414 00:36:03,039 --> 00:36:04,291 Gregorio! 415 00:36:04,374 --> 00:36:06,376 But nothing like this. 416 00:36:06,459 --> 00:36:08,503 - How are you, Keaty? - Don't smoke 'em! 417 00:36:08,587 --> 00:36:11,256 It was like we arrived into a lost world. 418 00:36:11,339 --> 00:36:17,346 A full-scale community of travelers - not just passing through, but actually living here. 419 00:36:21,099 --> 00:36:23,185 I suddenly became aware... 420 00:36:23,977 --> 00:36:26,063 ...that we weren't even invited. 421 00:36:32,486 --> 00:36:35,155 - The guy who drew it? - Daffy. 422 00:36:35,823 --> 00:36:38,325 Yeah... Yeah. He's dead. 423 00:36:38,409 --> 00:36:40,619 What? No way! 424 00:36:40,703 --> 00:36:44,540 Yeah. He cut his wrists open in a hotel room on the Khao San Road. 425 00:36:44,623 --> 00:36:47,751 - You have seen this?! - Well, I came afterwards. 426 00:36:50,254 --> 00:36:53,174 Well, that's sad news. 427 00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:57,178 He was... one of the founders of our community. 428 00:36:57,261 --> 00:36:58,888 Oh. 429 00:36:58,971 --> 00:37:01,057 But he became depressed. 430 00:37:01,140 --> 00:37:03,643 Crazy. 431 00:37:04,894 --> 00:37:09,899 The police didn't know what to do with the body, so I guess they'll incinerate him. 432 00:37:14,570 --> 00:37:17,699 Do you think he gave a map to anybody else? 433 00:37:17,782 --> 00:37:20,034 L-I... No, I don't think so. 434 00:37:20,952 --> 00:37:23,663 And you. Have you shown this map to anybody? 435 00:37:23,746 --> 00:37:24,789 No. 436 00:37:25,498 --> 00:37:26,541 No. 437 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,043 No. 438 00:37:31,004 --> 00:37:32,255 Good. 439 00:37:34,591 --> 00:37:37,594 We value our secrecy. 440 00:37:41,723 --> 00:37:44,142 - Yeah! - Whoo! 441 00:38:02,494 --> 00:38:04,580 You hear that? You hear that? 442 00:38:07,791 --> 00:38:09,877 Look at this guy. 443 00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:47,749 Oh, c'est magnifique. 444 00:39:06,142 --> 00:39:08,478 Oh, it's so fucking beautiful, man! 445 00:39:41,095 --> 00:39:43,972 - Neighbours! - Hey! I've got your oils, man. 446 00:39:46,308 --> 00:39:48,394 I want to give you something. 447 00:39:48,477 --> 00:39:52,064 Listen up, everybody. 448 00:39:52,147 --> 00:39:54,024 OK. 449 00:39:54,108 --> 00:39:57,695 Tomorrow, I will travel for many miles on a bicycle. 450 00:39:58,696 --> 00:39:59,739 Um... 451 00:39:59,822 --> 00:40:00,865 Vicki. 452 00:40:00,948 --> 00:40:02,867 Uh... Uh... 453 00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:05,244 Uh... Sutra cuputovati... 454 00:40:05,328 --> 00:40:07,288 ...mnogo milja biciklom. 455 00:40:07,371 --> 00:40:09,832 Great! Very good. Helene? 456 00:40:09,916 --> 00:40:12,001 Very good! 457 00:40:12,084 --> 00:40:16,839 Sutra cuputovati... mnogo milja biciklom. 458 00:40:16,923 --> 00:40:18,257 Very good. 459 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:21,469 Right. It's far too easy, though. 460 00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:24,722 - Oh, please! - Yes! OK. 461 00:40:25,264 --> 00:40:29,352 Sutra cuputovatimnogo milja biciklom. Da posetim svoju tatu... 462 00:40:29,435 --> 00:40:34,774 ...koji cuva koze na planini. There's more, ya know! 463 00:40:34,858 --> 00:40:38,027 - You always know everything! - Richard! 464 00:40:41,364 --> 00:40:42,907 Sutra... 465 00:40:42,991 --> 00:40:44,534 ...cu... 466 00:40:44,618 --> 00:40:46,077 ...putovati... 467 00:40:46,161 --> 00:40:48,246 ...mnogo milja biciklom. 468 00:40:48,330 --> 00:40:49,748 Yes! Richard! 469 00:40:49,831 --> 00:40:51,750 Represented, man! 470 00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:55,378 Sutra cuputovati mnogo milja biciklom. 471 00:40:56,379 --> 00:40:57,923 This became our world. 472 00:40:58,882 --> 00:41:01,218 And these people, our family. 473 00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:06,348 Back home was just one more place we didn't think about. 474 00:41:06,890 --> 00:41:08,684 I settled in. 475 00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:10,644 I found my vocation: 476 00:41:10,727 --> 00:41:12,813 ...the pursuit... 477 00:41:12,896 --> 00:41:14,481 ...of pleasure. 478 00:41:28,746 --> 00:41:30,831 Sal was the leader. 479 00:41:30,915 --> 00:41:35,044 But it wasn't a big deal. I mean, there wasn't any ideology or shit like that. 480 00:41:35,127 --> 00:41:39,215 It was just a beach resort... for people who don't like beach resorts. 481 00:41:39,298 --> 00:41:40,883 ...some of us build. 482 00:41:40,967 --> 00:41:44,053 Even paradise takes a little shaping. 483 00:41:48,266 --> 00:41:50,393 For years, they kept this place a secret. 484 00:41:50,476 --> 00:41:54,856 They didn't need to tell anyone. They were practically self-sufficient. 485 00:41:54,939 --> 00:42:01,155 They just had to sail back once in a while to trade a little marijuana and buy some rice. 486 00:42:03,532 --> 00:42:07,328 We grow our own, so no stealing from the farmers on the other side. 487 00:42:07,411 --> 00:42:09,830 And do they know that you're living here? 488 00:42:09,914 --> 00:42:14,377 Oh, yeah. But they keep to their side and we don't trespass on their turf. 489 00:42:14,460 --> 00:42:19,423 A couple of years ago, they said that we could stay, but nobody else should come. 490 00:42:19,507 --> 00:42:22,635 - Which kind of suits us as well. - So you was lucky, ya know. 491 00:42:22,718 --> 00:42:24,178 Very lucky. 492 00:42:24,262 --> 00:42:27,014 There was Keaty, who only cared about two things. 493 00:42:27,098 --> 00:42:29,183 Thank you, Lord... 494 00:42:29,267 --> 00:42:32,145 ...for the twin pillars of civilization: 495 00:42:33,104 --> 00:42:34,605 ...Christianity... 496 00:42:34,689 --> 00:42:37,442 ...and cricket. 497 00:42:40,737 --> 00:42:42,238 There were the Swedes: 498 00:42:42,322 --> 00:42:44,407 ...Christo, Sten and Karl. 499 00:42:44,490 --> 00:42:46,576 We like fishing. 500 00:42:48,411 --> 00:42:51,122 - And in the winter, we like skiing. - Yeah! 501 00:42:52,749 --> 00:42:55,418 Of course, in Thailand, there is no skiing. 502 00:42:55,502 --> 00:42:58,004 We wait, OK? 503 00:42:58,088 --> 00:43:00,382 We wait for the fish to come. 504 00:43:04,928 --> 00:43:06,346 Get it? 505 00:43:06,429 --> 00:43:09,266 - Shit! No way! - Whoo! 506 00:43:09,349 --> 00:43:12,561 And I said to thee "I shall provide!" 507 00:43:12,644 --> 00:43:14,354 Yeah! 508 00:43:17,691 --> 00:43:19,526 - Stop it. - What? 509 00:43:24,490 --> 00:43:27,284 Our resident chef was known as Unhygenix. 510 00:43:27,367 --> 00:43:28,952 Let's cook! 511 00:43:29,036 --> 00:43:31,288 On account of his obsession with soap. 512 00:43:31,372 --> 00:43:33,457 Fish, fish, fish! 513 00:43:38,254 --> 00:43:40,339 Still I smell offish! 514 00:43:40,422 --> 00:43:45,302 There was a range of sporting and leisure activities to suit all tastes. 515 00:43:45,386 --> 00:43:47,471 Etienne is good at soccer. 516 00:43:47,555 --> 00:43:50,516 Ya know, I could do that if I wanted to. 517 00:43:50,599 --> 00:43:53,477 - I just don't want to. - What are you talking about? 518 00:43:54,562 --> 00:43:57,982 - Making conversation. - Do you have a girlfriend? 519 00:43:58,649 --> 00:44:00,735 - Here? - Anywhere. 520 00:44:02,153 --> 00:44:04,614 No. Why? 521 00:44:05,406 --> 00:44:07,617 Just making conversation. 522 00:44:08,951 --> 00:44:11,037 Whoo! 523 00:44:13,581 --> 00:44:19,337 Right arm over wicket. Three balls remaining. Is there anyone who still doesn't understand? 524 00:44:28,054 --> 00:44:33,226 The only person I didn’t like was Sal's boyfriend, Bugs - our on-island carpenter. 525 00:44:33,310 --> 00:44:35,395 Hey, Richard! Can you do this? 526 00:44:36,354 --> 00:44:38,481 Can you make anything? 527 00:44:40,317 --> 00:44:42,819 A man should have a talent in his hands. 528 00:44:44,029 --> 00:44:46,198 Here we go, people! 529 00:44:46,281 --> 00:44:48,075 Surprise! 530 00:44:48,158 --> 00:44:50,911 So every community has its rituals. 531 00:44:50,994 --> 00:44:55,374 The last one to arrive tattoos the next. 532 00:44:55,457 --> 00:44:57,543 It fuckin' hurts, OK? 533 00:44:57,626 --> 00:45:00,212 What did he say? 534 00:45:02,965 --> 00:45:04,049 Agh! 535 00:45:06,385 --> 00:45:08,762 Andy, bring yours closer. 536 00:45:08,846 --> 00:45:10,931 Come on, Richard! 537 00:45:16,145 --> 00:45:18,355 Ohhhh, God! 538 00:45:20,149 --> 00:45:22,526 Ohh, God! 539 00:45:23,069 --> 00:45:25,154 Ohh, Jesus! 540 00:45:25,863 --> 00:45:28,991 That fuckin' hurt! 541 00:45:32,578 --> 00:45:35,540 All in all, this really was paradise. 542 00:45:35,623 --> 00:45:37,708 Except for one thing. 543 00:45:38,751 --> 00:45:40,837 Desire is desire... 544 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,880 ...wherever you go. 545 00:45:42,964 --> 00:45:45,049 The sun will not bleach it... 546 00:45:45,133 --> 00:45:47,635 ...nor the tide wash it away. 547 00:45:49,262 --> 00:45:51,347 Francoise. 548 00:46:26,341 --> 00:46:28,385 She's just teasin' ya. 549 00:46:28,468 --> 00:46:30,971 What are you talking about? 550 00:46:31,054 --> 00:46:33,098 You don't speak French. 551 00:46:33,182 --> 00:46:35,267 He speaks French. 552 00:46:35,350 --> 00:46:37,770 In fact, even better than that, four: 553 00:46:37,853 --> 00:46:39,938 ...he is French. 554 00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:45,152 He's much better at football - sorry, soccer - than you. 555 00:46:45,861 --> 00:46:48,530 You're a bit strange, Rich. 556 00:46:48,614 --> 00:46:52,493 Some girls like that in a man, but not the sort of girls you wanna be with. 557 00:46:52,576 --> 00:46:56,163 - Is that right? - Come on, your last girlfriend chucked ya. 558 00:46:56,247 --> 00:46:59,500 - It was not my fault! - Look at your thumbs, man! 559 00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,378 - They're well-defined. - What does that mean? 560 00:47:02,461 --> 00:47:04,547 You play a lot of video games! 561 00:47:05,381 --> 00:47:08,342 That is a powerful index of incompatibility. 562 00:47:08,926 --> 00:47:12,305 Why do I get the feeling you're trying to tell me something? 563 00:47:12,388 --> 00:47:15,892 You haven't a hope - not a bleedin' chicken's chance in Thailand. 564 00:47:15,975 --> 00:47:18,394 - Know what I mean? - Thank you. 565 00:47:19,228 --> 00:47:22,023 So, enjoy the beach and cut the bullshit. 566 00:47:22,106 --> 00:47:25,360 - Thank you very much. - It's my pleasure! 567 00:47:26,527 --> 00:47:28,613 No, you cannot... No! 568 00:47:28,696 --> 00:47:31,157 No! No, leave me! 569 00:47:31,241 --> 00:47:33,243 - Leave me! - Hey! That's my bed! 570 00:47:33,326 --> 00:47:36,329 - I can deal with it! - I don't want you to deal with it! 571 00:47:36,413 --> 00:47:38,373 It won't take a minute. 572 00:47:38,456 --> 00:47:41,376 Really, no! No, I must go to mainland! 573 00:47:42,127 --> 00:47:45,213 I'm sick. I've got to. Sal! 574 00:47:45,297 --> 00:47:48,967 What's this? You want to go to the mainland to see a dentist? 575 00:47:49,050 --> 00:47:51,845 - Yes. - It's out of the question. 576 00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:56,058 Come on! 577 00:47:56,141 --> 00:47:58,226 It'll be fun. 578 00:47:58,310 --> 00:47:59,853 Be brave. 579 00:47:59,936 --> 00:48:02,022 How's it going, Richard? 580 00:48:03,065 --> 00:48:04,816 Fine. Fine. 581 00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:07,361 - Are you OK with this? - Yeah. 582 00:48:08,612 --> 00:48:10,948 I mean, we have a secret here, right? 583 00:48:11,031 --> 00:48:14,701 Sometimes people need to take a little pain to keep it that way. 584 00:48:15,744 --> 00:48:17,371 Excellent. 585 00:48:17,454 --> 00:48:19,540 Excellent attitude. 586 00:48:19,623 --> 00:48:22,167 No problem. 587 00:48:22,251 --> 00:48:25,129 Oh, shit! 588 00:48:28,841 --> 00:48:32,386 Good work! 589 00:48:32,470 --> 00:48:35,348 Kill the pain, boy. 590 00:48:40,561 --> 00:48:42,897 Take a drink. 591 00:48:55,159 --> 00:48:57,245 Richard. 592 00:48:57,328 --> 00:48:58,706 Yeah? 593 00:48:58,789 --> 00:49:01,166 Would you like to come to the beach with me? 594 00:49:07,089 --> 00:49:08,758 Sure. Yeah. 595 00:49:20,102 --> 00:49:22,188 Are you happy, Richard? 596 00:49:22,772 --> 00:49:24,690 Happy? 597 00:49:24,774 --> 00:49:25,900 Yeah. 598 00:49:25,983 --> 00:49:28,069 Yeah... Yeah, I-l guess. 599 00:49:28,152 --> 00:49:30,822 I mean, the beach, ya know, it's just perfect. 600 00:49:30,905 --> 00:49:32,990 Do you think that I ignore you? 601 00:49:36,536 --> 00:49:37,954 No. 602 00:49:38,037 --> 00:49:39,914 But I do. 603 00:49:39,998 --> 00:49:44,919 It's because I'm with Etienne. It's difficult for me to spend time with you. 604 00:49:51,926 --> 00:49:56,514 I don't suppose that there's any... you know, special reason that you should. 605 00:49:58,433 --> 00:50:01,436 - Spend time with me, that is. - Of course there is. 606 00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,104 I like you. 607 00:50:03,188 --> 00:50:04,648 A lot. 608 00:50:04,731 --> 00:50:07,567 Have you... Have you told this to Etienne? Or... 609 00:50:07,651 --> 00:50:08,693 No. 610 00:50:08,777 --> 00:50:11,071 It's our secret. 611 00:50:12,114 --> 00:50:13,323 OK. 612 00:50:14,324 --> 00:50:17,494 Look! There! The plankton. Shrimps. 613 00:50:17,578 --> 00:50:19,705 When they're disturbed, they glow. 614 00:50:19,788 --> 00:50:21,874 Come on! 615 00:50:22,541 --> 00:50:26,920 Song "I'm coming, not drowning" ♪ Swimming closer to you ♪ 616 00:51:05,626 --> 00:51:07,337 ♪ I'm moving ♪ 617 00:51:07,420 --> 00:51:09,505 ♪ I feel it ♪ 618 00:51:10,882 --> 00:51:12,967 ♪ I'm coming, not drowning ♪ 619 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:17,805 ♪ I'm moving, I feel it ♪ 620 00:51:20,183 --> 00:51:23,561 ♪ I'm coming, not drowning ♪ 621 00:51:24,479 --> 00:51:26,564 ♪ I'm moving, I'm coming ♪ 622 00:51:26,648 --> 00:51:28,733 ♪ Can you hear what I hear? ♪ 623 00:51:28,817 --> 00:51:30,902 ♪ it's calling you, my dear... ♪ 624 00:51:30,986 --> 00:51:35,115 That night, we promised ourselves, and we honestly believed... 625 00:51:35,198 --> 00:51:37,284 ...that no one would ever know. 626 00:51:39,494 --> 00:51:42,289 - I wanna talk. - About what? 627 00:51:42,956 --> 00:51:45,042 About you and Francoise. 628 00:51:45,125 --> 00:51:48,420 Whaddaya mean... me and Francoise? 629 00:51:51,256 --> 00:51:53,342 I mean, Richard... 630 00:51:54,551 --> 00:51:56,929 - ..that I want her to be happy. - Yeah. 631 00:51:57,012 --> 00:51:59,098 I mean, of course. 632 00:51:59,181 --> 00:52:01,475 - We all do, right? - Shut up! 633 00:52:02,601 --> 00:52:04,770 Please shut the fuck up. 634 00:52:09,858 --> 00:52:11,944 And if happy is with you... 635 00:52:12,027 --> 00:52:14,697 ...then I will not stand in her way. 636 00:52:17,575 --> 00:52:19,660 Etienne, man, I... 637 00:52:19,744 --> 00:52:24,332 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Fuck you, Richard! I know! 638 00:52:24,415 --> 00:52:26,417 OK? I know! 639 00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:28,544 Everybody knows! 640 00:52:39,764 --> 00:52:42,475 The problem is seeing the fish. 641 00:52:43,184 --> 00:52:45,645 With the heavy rain and the bad light... 642 00:52:45,728 --> 00:52:48,439 ...it's very difficult to catch them. 643 00:52:48,523 --> 00:52:51,025 It can last for days. 644 00:52:51,734 --> 00:52:53,778 Sometimes... 645 00:52:53,862 --> 00:52:55,947 ...we get really hungry. 646 00:53:03,997 --> 00:53:05,957 Gimme that. 647 00:53:08,418 --> 00:53:10,212 Richard! 648 00:53:34,945 --> 00:53:37,030 Richard! Richard! 649 00:53:37,698 --> 00:53:39,908 Come out! 650 00:53:41,201 --> 00:53:43,287 I can't hear you! 651 00:53:48,375 --> 00:53:50,669 And you can't hear me. 652 00:53:52,254 --> 00:53:54,799 - Shark! - Come! 653 00:54:16,863 --> 00:54:17,822 Shark! 654 00:54:23,953 --> 00:54:26,414 Ohh! 655 00:54:31,377 --> 00:54:34,089 All right, all right. 656 00:54:34,172 --> 00:54:36,257 All right, all right, all right! 657 00:54:37,759 --> 00:54:39,010 Shh! 658 00:54:40,512 --> 00:54:44,683 Now before I start, there's just a couple of things you have to remember. 659 00:54:46,476 --> 00:54:48,812 You have to remain calm. 660 00:54:48,895 --> 00:54:50,981 Right? 661 00:54:52,107 --> 00:54:55,360 You have to show no fear. 662 00:54:55,444 --> 00:54:58,071 - Teach it, teach it. - Because the sharks... 663 00:54:58,155 --> 00:55:01,116 You see, the sharks, they can sense that fear. 664 00:55:01,909 --> 00:55:04,411 Just as easily as they can sense blood. 665 00:55:05,829 --> 00:55:07,915 And so it went for me. 666 00:55:07,998 --> 00:55:10,084 Just as I knew it would. 667 00:55:10,167 --> 00:55:12,252 Just as nature had ordained. 668 00:55:12,336 --> 00:55:14,880 Its... jaw wide open. 669 00:55:15,923 --> 00:55:22,471 Row upon row of these razor-sharp teeth glinting underwater like... jagged diamonds. 670 00:55:22,555 --> 00:55:26,809 It's tail fin sweeping back and forth as it surged in for the kill. 671 00:55:28,102 --> 00:55:29,562 I swear to God... 672 00:55:29,645 --> 00:55:32,189 ...my whole life flashed before my eyes. 673 00:55:33,941 --> 00:55:35,609 Really. 674 00:55:35,693 --> 00:55:38,571 I had nothing left to offer except for pure reflex. 675 00:55:38,654 --> 00:55:40,239 Pure reflex... 676 00:55:40,323 --> 00:55:44,410 ...and mankind's basic drive for survival that somehow... 677 00:55:44,494 --> 00:55:48,539 ...shouts "No! I will not die today!" 678 00:55:48,623 --> 00:55:51,250 - Yes! - Whoo! 679 00:55:53,127 --> 00:55:56,214 At that instant, I knew it was either the shark or me. 680 00:55:56,297 --> 00:55:58,550 The shark knew it. 681 00:55:58,634 --> 00:56:00,719 I knew it. 682 00:56:02,179 --> 00:56:03,973 But jeez... God! 683 00:56:04,056 --> 00:56:08,644 It's nothin' personal, right? It's just the way the world works. It's nature. 684 00:56:11,564 --> 00:56:13,733 But... if I remember correctly... 685 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,863 ...in that last glimmer of its eyes... 686 00:56:21,365 --> 00:56:23,576 ...there was a moment between us... 687 00:56:27,580 --> 00:56:29,999 ...where it said "Hey, Richard, man." 688 00:56:31,209 --> 00:56:32,752 "Enjoy your dinner." 689 00:56:46,599 --> 00:56:50,145 Strange thing, killing a shark, isn't it, Richard? 690 00:56:52,981 --> 00:56:55,066 It's just a big fish, Bugs. 691 00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:57,152 Just a big fish? 692 00:56:57,235 --> 00:57:02,073 Yeah, maybe! Maybe when it's just a baby and it hasn't really learned to kill yet. 693 00:57:02,157 --> 00:57:04,242 Then maybe it's just a big fish. 694 00:57:05,035 --> 00:57:09,373 But when it's a great white angry mother with the taste of blood on its tongue... 695 00:57:09,456 --> 00:57:11,625 ...now that's a different story. 696 00:57:19,925 --> 00:57:22,094 Oh, God! Jeez... 697 00:57:22,177 --> 00:57:24,263 I'm sorry, Bugs. Is it just me? 698 00:57:24,346 --> 00:57:27,182 Or does this wet weather make everyone so damn tired? 699 00:57:27,266 --> 00:57:31,520 Maybe we can hear your very different and, I'm sure, very interesting story... 700 00:57:31,604 --> 00:57:34,523 ...some other time, huh?-... 701 00:57:37,276 --> 00:57:39,528 Very interesting, Keaty! 702 00:57:39,612 --> 00:57:42,531 Verlo interesantno. 703 00:57:47,203 --> 00:57:50,122 Molto interessante! 704 00:57:50,206 --> 00:57:53,668 - Good night, young lovers. - Shut up! 705 00:57:53,751 --> 00:57:57,588 For a while, we were untouchable in our happiness. 706 00:58:01,467 --> 00:58:03,553 All right! Everybody! 707 00:58:03,636 --> 00:58:06,639 Quiet! 708 00:58:06,723 --> 00:58:11,436 We have a situation. It's not a disaster. But as some of you may have heard... 709 00:58:11,519 --> 00:58:15,732 ...a couple of sacks of rice have become contaminated by a fungus. 710 00:58:15,815 --> 00:58:18,151 - Yeah. - It's cos we keep it in that shack. 711 00:58:18,234 --> 00:58:20,945 - How many more times must this happen? - Rice run! 712 00:58:21,029 --> 00:58:22,906 Which means that... 713 00:58:22,989 --> 00:58:26,242 ...someone will have to come to Ko Pha-Ngan to buy more rice. 714 00:58:29,996 --> 00:58:32,457 So don't all volunteer at once 715 00:58:40,173 --> 00:58:41,717 Richard. 716 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:42,926 Yeah? 717 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,513 Are you gonna come to Ko Pha-Ngan with me? 718 00:58:47,556 --> 00:58:50,726 - I don't know. I mean... - I'll go with you. 719 00:58:50,809 --> 00:58:53,187 Don't worry, Bugs. Richard's gonna come. 720 00:58:53,270 --> 00:58:55,063 Am I? 721 00:58:55,147 --> 00:58:58,567 - Who thinks Richard should come? - Absolutely. 722 00:58:59,443 --> 00:59:02,404 All right. Then I'll go to Ko Pha-Ngan with you. 723 00:59:06,075 --> 00:59:08,202 So, Richard... 724 00:59:08,285 --> 00:59:11,789 ...I want toothpaste and... and a toothbrush, yeah? 725 00:59:11,872 --> 00:59:12,915 Right. 726 00:59:12,998 --> 00:59:16,210 Uh... a new pair of swim trunks and a new hat. 727 00:59:17,503 --> 00:59:19,463 Richard... 728 00:59:19,547 --> 00:59:23,676 100 aspirin, 100 paracetamol, six packs of tampons. 729 00:59:23,759 --> 00:59:28,014 ...and four AA batteries... and 20 condoms. Make it 40 condoms. 730 00:59:28,097 --> 00:59:30,141 And a bottle of vodka. 731 00:59:30,224 --> 00:59:32,727 - Six bars of chocolate. - Uh... Fuck! 732 00:59:32,810 --> 00:59:35,271 Four boxes of tampons. Assorted sizes. 733 00:59:35,354 --> 00:59:38,107 Smell it. It's a part of me. 734 00:59:38,191 --> 00:59:40,526 I am becoming a fish, Richard. 735 00:59:40,610 --> 00:59:43,947 Ordinary soap for ordinary people is a waste of time. 736 00:59:44,030 --> 00:59:47,367 I need something toxic, something industrial. OK? 737 00:59:47,450 --> 00:59:48,409 OK. 738 00:59:48,493 --> 00:59:50,662 A tin of beef curry. Yummy. 739 00:59:50,745 --> 00:59:54,416 - Yummy. - As many AAA batteries as you can find. 740 00:59:54,499 --> 00:59:56,584 And a copy of... 741 00:59:56,668 --> 00:59:58,837 ...The Daily Telegraph. 742 00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,506 It's just for the cricket, ya know. 743 01:00:01,589 --> 01:00:02,632 Oh. 744 01:00:02,716 --> 01:00:06,845 - Please, fill this bag with a soft bog roll. - Soft bog roll? 745 01:00:06,928 --> 01:00:10,515 Jasmine tea, Tiger balm, lip balm, tea tree oil, bath oil... 746 01:00:10,599 --> 01:00:12,684 A big box of bleach. 747 01:00:12,768 --> 01:00:15,437 ...hair conditioner, skin conditioner... 748 01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,939 - Anything based on sugar. - 12 packs of Rizla. 749 01:00:18,023 --> 01:00:19,775 Cumin, saffron, cinnamon. 750 01:00:19,858 --> 01:00:22,486 ...antiperspirant and make-up remover. 751 01:00:28,534 --> 01:00:31,578 Whaddaya want? 752 01:00:32,371 --> 01:00:35,040 Oh-hoh! Ow! Oh... OK... 753 01:00:35,124 --> 01:00:38,711 When you get to Ko Pha-Ngan, keep your hands to yourself... 754 01:00:38,794 --> 01:00:41,171 ...and your dick in your pants. 755 01:00:41,255 --> 01:00:43,340 Agh... 756 01:00:50,931 --> 01:00:53,017 Oh! Shit! 757 01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:54,769 Oh, shit! 758 01:00:54,852 --> 01:00:58,773 I'd been looking forward to air conditioning and cold beer... 759 01:00:58,856 --> 01:01:00,775 ...but when we got to Ko Pha-Ngan... 760 01:01:02,026 --> 01:01:04,111 ...I just wanted to leave again. 761 01:01:04,195 --> 01:01:09,325 In one moment, I understood more clearly than ever why we were so special... 762 01:01:09,408 --> 01:01:11,619 ...why we kept our secret. 763 01:01:11,702 --> 01:01:13,496 Because if we didn't... 764 01:01:14,622 --> 01:01:17,250 ...sooner or later, they'd turn it into this. 765 01:01:24,174 --> 01:01:26,342 Cancers. 766 01:01:27,218 --> 01:01:29,721 Parasites. 767 01:01:32,849 --> 01:01:35,560 Eating up the whole fuckin' world. 768 01:01:46,446 --> 01:01:49,491 A couple of months. Maybe... maybe a year, even. 769 01:01:50,867 --> 01:01:52,953 Yeah, really. 770 01:01:53,704 --> 01:01:55,789 What? 771 01:01:55,872 --> 01:01:59,209 L-I like it out here, you know. Things are different. 772 01:01:59,293 --> 01:02:01,378 I said, things are different! 773 01:02:01,879 --> 01:02:03,714 Yeah. 774 01:02:03,797 --> 01:02:06,925 No, I'll call again. I'll call again. I promise. 775 01:02:07,551 --> 01:02:08,635 OK? 776 01:02:08,719 --> 01:02:10,804 I miss you, too. 777 01:02:10,888 --> 01:02:12,473 All right. 778 01:02:12,556 --> 01:02:13,641 OK. 779 01:02:13,724 --> 01:02:15,809 All right. Bye! 780 01:02:23,359 --> 01:02:25,444 Bye... 781 01:02:25,528 --> 01:02:28,364 How does it feel to be back in the real world? 782 01:02:28,447 --> 01:02:31,867 - It's not like I remembered it. - It gets worse every time. 783 01:02:34,787 --> 01:02:36,747 It is Richard! Damn! 784 01:02:36,831 --> 01:02:38,916 God! How are ya doin', man? 785 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,668 Damn! 786 01:02:40,751 --> 01:02:42,795 Aw, Sammy, come on over, man! 787 01:02:42,879 --> 01:02:46,632 - Ricardo! What's up, bro? - Girls, I want you to meet the man! 788 01:02:46,716 --> 01:02:49,469 - The man! - Hilda und Eva, das ist Richard. 789 01:02:49,552 --> 01:02:51,888 - Hello. - The man with the map. 790 01:02:51,971 --> 01:02:54,807 - Der Mensch mit der Wanderkarte? - Ja! 791 01:02:54,891 --> 01:02:57,603 They're gonna come with us, bro'. 792 01:02:57,686 --> 01:03:00,231 Sorry it's been so long, but you know... 793 01:03:00,314 --> 01:03:03,651 Uh, listen, guys, I... I made a mistake. 794 01:03:03,734 --> 01:03:05,569 What are you talking about, man? 795 01:03:05,653 --> 01:03:07,655 No, listen to me. There's no beach. 796 01:03:07,738 --> 01:03:10,700 - I can't believe we're seeing you, dude! - No beach? 797 01:03:10,783 --> 01:03:13,452 Yeah. No, seriously, the map thing? It was fake. 798 01:03:13,536 --> 01:03:16,455 - It was a story. - Right 799 01:03:16,539 --> 01:03:19,542 No! It's... it's a myth. Really. It doesn't exist. 800 01:03:19,625 --> 01:03:22,211 - C'mon... - The map was a fake. Understand? 801 01:03:22,295 --> 01:03:24,922 You wouldn't be holding out on us, would ya? 802 01:03:25,006 --> 01:03:28,509 Let me guess. It's a fuckin' paradise! 803 01:03:28,593 --> 01:03:31,387 Aw, man! What are you talkin' about? Yo, Zeph. 804 01:03:31,471 --> 01:03:37,227 - I think he's just tryin' to... - I'm tellin' ya to forget it, all right, asshole?! 805 01:03:39,103 --> 01:03:41,481 That's the last time I buy you a fuckin' beer! 806 01:03:44,526 --> 01:03:47,320 So you told them where you were going? 807 01:03:48,321 --> 01:03:50,407 Yeah. 808 01:03:50,490 --> 01:03:52,826 And they saw the map? 809 01:03:55,912 --> 01:03:57,998 - Mm-hm. - Do they have a copy? 810 01:03:58,081 --> 01:03:59,791 No. 811 01:04:09,426 --> 01:04:11,470 OK. 812 01:04:11,553 --> 01:04:13,639 Well, we can relax for a bit. 813 01:04:15,807 --> 01:04:19,520 I doubt they have it in them to get there anyway. But, Richard... 814 01:04:19,603 --> 01:04:21,897 ...I don't think we should tell anybody. 815 01:04:21,980 --> 01:04:25,234 OK? I think we should keep it between you and I. 816 01:04:26,276 --> 01:04:27,945 Thanks. 817 01:04:28,028 --> 01:04:30,114 Don't mention it. 818 01:04:30,197 --> 01:04:32,032 Phew! 819 01:04:36,954 --> 01:04:39,206 Well, I'm going to go and play... 820 01:04:39,290 --> 01:04:41,792 ...a couple of games of pool with Sumet. 821 01:04:41,876 --> 01:04:43,085 Sumet! 822 01:04:43,169 --> 01:04:45,254 Snook? 823 01:04:45,338 --> 01:04:47,757 So why don't you go... 824 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:50,468 ...and warm the bed? 825 01:05:16,744 --> 01:05:19,164 Come on! Mm! 826 01:05:32,260 --> 01:05:34,346 Sal? 827 01:05:36,181 --> 01:05:38,266 - Sal? - Mm-hm? 828 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,605 I just have a question. 829 01:05:44,773 --> 01:05:46,858 It was very nice. 830 01:05:46,942 --> 01:05:49,027 No. That's not it. 831 01:05:51,530 --> 01:05:53,615 It's about Bugs. 832 01:05:58,412 --> 01:06:00,080 OK... 833 01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:03,208 it's like this. 834 01:06:03,292 --> 01:06:05,377 Bugs is my boyfriend. 835 01:06:06,212 --> 01:06:08,005 My partner. 836 01:06:08,088 --> 01:06:09,340 OK? 837 01:06:09,423 --> 01:06:12,551 And you... are someone I just had sex with. 838 01:06:14,762 --> 01:06:18,224 - All right? - That... that's fine. 839 01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:21,394 - That's absolutely fine. - Good. 840 01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:26,065 Now get some sleep. I may wish to have sex again before we eat breakfast. 841 01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:51,758 It was a deal. 842 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:54,886 She wouldn't tell anyone about the map. 843 01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:58,723 I had paid for her silence and bought my ticket back. 844 01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:02,978 But I didn't even wanna think about the real price. 845 01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,782 All right, Rich, we're ready! 846 01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:20,037 OK. 847 01:07:23,957 --> 01:07:26,502 - Got it, Keaty? - Yeah! No probs! 848 01:07:44,019 --> 01:07:47,565 - Richard! - Problem solved. Here's the bleach. 849 01:07:47,648 --> 01:07:50,526 We got the make-up remover. I have two of 'em. 850 01:07:50,609 --> 01:07:51,902 Oh... 851 01:07:51,986 --> 01:07:54,947 - Extra! Extra! - Oh, Richard, man, I love you! 852 01:07:55,656 --> 01:07:57,742 Man, this is gonna last me... 853 01:07:57,825 --> 01:07:59,911 Oh, great! You're lovely. 854 01:07:59,994 --> 01:08:02,163 - Did you get batteries? - Right here. 855 01:08:02,246 --> 01:08:03,289 Yes! 856 01:08:03,372 --> 01:08:08,294 - I can see my baby! Whoo-hoo! - Sten, that's all for you. Christo... 857 01:08:08,377 --> 01:08:10,797 Hey, Ricardo! 858 01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:12,965 - Grazie! - One tin of beef curry? 859 01:08:24,686 --> 01:08:27,480 One... disposable camera. 860 01:08:28,940 --> 01:08:33,737 It's not as good as the one you left behind, but... what the hell, right? 861 01:08:33,820 --> 01:08:36,072 No, it doesn't matter. I like it. 862 01:08:38,617 --> 01:08:40,327 What's wrong? 863 01:08:40,410 --> 01:08:42,913 - How was it? - The rice run? Fine. 864 01:08:42,996 --> 01:08:44,581 No problem. 865 01:08:44,664 --> 01:08:46,750 I mean, being with Sal. 866 01:08:47,709 --> 01:08:50,629 Fine. I mean... we got along OK. 867 01:08:54,216 --> 01:08:56,510 Some people say she's attracted to you. 868 01:08:57,844 --> 01:09:00,973 Shit! I... I really wouldn't have noticed that. 869 01:09:01,890 --> 01:09:04,768 - Nothing happened? - No! Of course not! 870 01:09:06,562 --> 01:09:08,647 You promise? 871 01:09:08,731 --> 01:09:11,191 I was so happy to be back... 872 01:09:11,275 --> 01:09:14,069 ...that I couldn’t bear to spoil the moment. 873 01:09:14,153 --> 01:09:16,238 Yes. 874 01:09:16,322 --> 01:09:18,407 Yes, I promise. 875 01:09:33,506 --> 01:09:35,591 I missed you. 876 01:09:37,385 --> 01:09:40,221 OK, come on, everybody! Come on, please! 877 01:09:41,139 --> 01:09:43,182 Come on... please. 878 01:09:43,850 --> 01:09:45,935 All together. Close together. 879 01:09:46,019 --> 01:09:48,104 Please! 880 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,566 OK, close together. 881 01:09:51,649 --> 01:09:53,860 OK. Stand back a little bit. 882 01:09:53,943 --> 01:09:56,030 OK... 883 01:09:56,530 --> 01:09:59,658 So, one... two... three! 884 01:10:02,411 --> 01:10:05,247 So I started just where I left off. 885 01:10:05,331 --> 01:10:08,709 It was almost like my trip to Ko Pha-Ngan never happened. 886 01:10:09,877 --> 01:10:11,963 Almost. 887 01:10:16,843 --> 01:10:20,096 - Agh! - You'll be all right! 888 01:10:24,642 --> 01:10:27,145 Argh! 889 01:10:28,771 --> 01:10:31,024 Tsk! 890 01:10:39,491 --> 01:10:41,618 Shark! 891 01:10:42,494 --> 01:10:44,287 Shark! 892 01:11:01,596 --> 01:11:04,182 Shaaark! 893 01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:14,109 - He's dead. - Shut up! He's fuckin' not dead! 894 01:11:46,392 --> 01:11:48,477 My... my... 895 01:11:48,561 --> 01:11:50,646 My leg! 896 01:11:51,397 --> 01:11:53,483 My leg! 897 01:12:03,117 --> 01:12:06,621 We can take you to a hospital, all right? We can do that. 898 01:12:06,704 --> 01:12:10,792 But when you're there, you mustn't tell anybody where this happened. 899 01:12:10,875 --> 01:12:12,961 We have to keep our secret. 900 01:12:13,044 --> 01:12:16,005 - Lakaren maste komma hit! - What's he saying? 901 01:12:16,089 --> 01:12:19,467 He says that we are to bring help here for him. 902 01:12:19,551 --> 01:12:21,636 He won't go near the water. 903 01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:25,891 I understand that, but we can't bring anybody here. We can't do that. 904 01:12:25,974 --> 01:12:29,394 - Bring help! You've gotta bring help! - We can't, Christo! 905 01:12:29,478 --> 01:12:32,898 You have to go. Or you stay here and take your chances. 906 01:12:36,151 --> 01:12:40,238 - Anyone disagree? - Karl... varharhantmed Sten? 907 01:12:40,322 --> 01:12:42,658 What is he saying? 908 01:12:42,741 --> 01:12:45,619 He wants to know what happened to his friend. 909 01:12:51,750 --> 01:12:56,130 We are gathered here today to say a last respect to Sten. 910 01:12:57,589 --> 01:12:59,675 May God take your soul. 911 01:13:00,676 --> 01:13:04,013 And you will rest forever in peace, mate. 912 01:13:07,683 --> 01:13:09,310 We'll miss ya. 913 01:13:12,897 --> 01:13:15,399 Jag alskar digfrom Christo and me. 914 01:13:18,653 --> 01:13:20,696 Riposati in pace... 915 01:13:20,780 --> 01:13:22,782 ...from Lorenzo. 916 01:13:22,865 --> 01:13:25,326 (Guitar plays "Redemption Song") 917 01:13:41,384 --> 01:13:44,846 ♪ Old pirates, yes, they rob I ♪ 918 01:13:46,306 --> 01:13:49,434 ♪ Sold I to the merchant ships ♪ 919 01:13:50,643 --> 01:13:53,229 ♪ Minutes after they took I ♪ 920 01:13:54,648 --> 01:13:57,150 ♪ From the bottomless pit ♪ 921 01:13:57,651 --> 01:14:01,279 ♪ And my hand was made strong ♪ 922 01:14:01,363 --> 01:14:05,492 ♪ By the hand of the Almighty ♪ 923 01:14:05,575 --> 01:14:10,205 ♪ We forward in this generation ♪ 924 01:14:11,123 --> 01:14:13,333 ♪ Triumphantly ♪ 925 01:14:14,835 --> 01:14:17,546 ♪ Won't you help to sing ♪ 926 01:14:19,673 --> 01:14:22,009 ♪ These songs of freedom? ♪ 927 01:14:22,676 --> 01:14:25,596 ♪ Cos all I ever had ♪ 928 01:14:27,514 --> 01:14:29,892 ♪ Redemption song ♪ 929 01:14:31,352 --> 01:14:34,521 ♪ Redemption song ♪ 930 01:14:45,574 --> 01:14:47,660 Argh! 931 01:14:49,328 --> 01:14:52,957 After the funeral, we all tried to get back to normal. 932 01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:56,043 But it just didn't seem right. 933 01:14:56,127 --> 01:14:57,670 "...no steady job." 934 01:14:57,753 --> 01:15:01,924 Pretty soon it became clear the problem was Christo. 935 01:15:02,008 --> 01:15:03,176 Shut up! 936 01:15:05,094 --> 01:15:09,140 You see, in a shark attack, or any other major tragedy, I guess... 937 01:15:09,223 --> 01:15:12,644 ...the important thing is to get eaten and die... 938 01:15:12,727 --> 01:15:16,314 ...in which case there's a funeral and somebody makes a speech... 939 01:15:16,397 --> 01:15:19,108 ...and everybody says what a good guy you were. 940 01:15:19,192 --> 01:15:21,277 Or get better... 941 01:15:21,361 --> 01:15:23,863 ...in which case everyone can forget about it. 942 01:15:23,947 --> 01:15:27,492 - I can't take this. - Christo, please! 943 01:15:27,575 --> 01:15:32,080 "..Every two or three autumns." 944 01:15:32,163 --> 01:15:34,583 Great atmosphere 945 01:15:35,792 --> 01:15:38,795 Get better or die. 946 01:15:38,879 --> 01:15:42,549 It's the hanging around in between that really pisses people off. 947 01:15:42,632 --> 01:15:45,761 Listen to me. You can't do this. 948 01:15:45,844 --> 01:15:47,929 This is disgusting! 949 01:15:48,013 --> 01:15:50,015 Take him back! 950 01:15:50,098 --> 01:15:53,393 - OK, just here. - Fucking animals! 951 01:15:55,812 --> 01:15:58,398 What are you doing this for? Huh? 952 01:15:58,482 --> 01:16:00,651 Tell me! 953 01:16:00,734 --> 01:16:02,945 How can you do this? 954 01:16:08,158 --> 01:16:10,244 Richard! 955 01:16:12,538 --> 01:16:14,623 Fucking bastards! 956 01:16:16,458 --> 01:16:18,377 Bastards! 957 01:16:18,461 --> 01:16:23,591 It would be a lot easier to condemn our behaviour if it hadn't been so effective. 958 01:16:23,674 --> 01:16:25,718 But out of sight... 959 01:16:25,801 --> 01:16:27,887 ...really was out of mind. 960 01:16:27,970 --> 01:16:30,056 Once he was gone... 961 01:16:30,139 --> 01:16:32,225 ...we felt a whole lot better. 962 01:16:33,643 --> 01:16:36,813 On the beach, it's easy to turn your back... 963 01:16:36,896 --> 01:16:39,398 ...but not always so easy to forget. 964 01:17:20,483 --> 01:17:25,655 Pay them in dollars, fuck their daughters, and turn it into Wonderland, Richard! 965 01:17:27,824 --> 01:17:30,243 Richard. Come with me. 966 01:17:42,088 --> 01:17:44,924 Is that, or is that not... 967 01:17:46,134 --> 01:17:48,220 ...a map she's holding? 968 01:17:50,013 --> 01:17:51,515 And did you... 969 01:17:51,598 --> 01:17:53,683 ...or did you not... 970 01:17:54,726 --> 01:17:56,311 ...make that copy? 971 01:17:58,438 --> 01:18:01,316 You know, the lying doesn't bother me. 972 01:18:02,150 --> 01:18:04,027 But that map... 973 01:18:04,111 --> 01:18:05,612 ...is trouble! 974 01:18:05,696 --> 01:18:09,449 The farmers, right? You remember, those men with guns? 975 01:18:09,533 --> 01:18:11,618 They said to us, they told us... 976 01:18:11,702 --> 01:18:13,579 ..."No more people." 977 01:18:13,662 --> 01:18:17,541 And now it looks like we're handing out fucking tour guides! 978 01:18:19,543 --> 01:18:21,629 Sal. I mean... 979 01:18:22,630 --> 01:18:26,258 We could explain, right? I mean, we could tell 'em it was Daffy. 980 01:18:27,176 --> 01:18:29,261 We could explain?! 981 01:18:33,390 --> 01:18:36,519 I want you up here every day until those people come. 982 01:18:36,602 --> 01:18:39,063 - Here? - Yes, here. 983 01:18:39,146 --> 01:18:41,190 I want you to get the map back. 984 01:18:41,273 --> 01:18:43,901 OK? Whatever happens, you get the map back. 985 01:18:43,985 --> 01:18:45,361 W-Wait! Sal! 986 01:18:45,444 --> 01:18:48,364 - Sal, they could be there for weeks! - That's right. 987 01:18:48,447 --> 01:18:52,785 - And you'll be here, waiting for them. - What am I supposed to do when they come? 988 01:18:52,869 --> 01:18:54,495 Get the map!! 989 01:18:54,579 --> 01:18:59,000 You drew it! You handed it out! Now you get it back and turn them away! 990 01:19:01,336 --> 01:19:03,755 Sal! Sal! 991 01:19:06,758 --> 01:19:09,385 Are you gonna tell 'em what else I did? 992 01:19:17,435 --> 01:19:20,063 Now this was truly a pain in the ass. 993 01:19:20,146 --> 01:19:23,775 I didn't want these people to come here anymore than Sal did. 994 01:19:23,858 --> 01:19:26,403 But what exactly did she expect me to do? 995 01:19:26,486 --> 01:19:29,614 Chase them away? Threaten them? I mean, with what? 996 01:19:29,698 --> 01:19:33,827 By the time these kids go there, I'd probably have starved to death. 997 01:19:36,038 --> 01:19:37,289 Sal? 998 01:19:37,372 --> 01:19:40,626 - Sal, is that you? Get that light outta... - You're a pig! 999 01:19:40,709 --> 01:19:43,962 Dammit! What the fuck was that for? There's nothing I can do! 1000 01:19:44,046 --> 01:19:46,965 - I have to stay up here! - Not that, OK? 1001 01:19:47,841 --> 01:19:50,803 - What is it, then? - You and Sal in Ko Pha-Ngan. 1002 01:19:53,639 --> 01:19:54,890 Oh, that. 1003 01:19:54,973 --> 01:19:57,726 Yeah, that! She has told everyone! 1004 01:19:57,810 --> 01:19:59,895 And me, I'm the last one to find out! 1005 01:19:59,979 --> 01:20:02,731 At least she believes in honesty. Not like you. 1006 01:20:06,569 --> 01:20:08,654 I mean, Francoise, I... 1007 01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:10,865 What... what can I say? 1008 01:20:11,824 --> 01:20:14,327 Nothing. There's nothing you can say. 1009 01:20:19,957 --> 01:20:21,667 Thank you 1010 01:20:21,751 --> 01:20:24,629 Thank you for making my life just perfect 1011 01:20:26,589 --> 01:20:28,174 Super 1012 01:20:28,716 --> 01:20:30,802 God... 1013 01:20:30,885 --> 01:20:32,970 ...dammit! 1014 01:20:33,471 --> 01:20:35,556 Shit! 1015 01:20:36,975 --> 01:20:39,060 You are such an idiot! 1016 01:20:42,730 --> 01:20:46,359 Even though I knew it would happen... I was crushed. 1017 01:20:47,277 --> 01:20:49,362 And I guess I deserved it. 1018 01:20:49,446 --> 01:20:52,574 I coulda given her all the excuses she wanted... 1019 01:20:52,657 --> 01:20:55,118 ...but it wouldn’t have made any difference. 1020 01:20:55,869 --> 01:20:57,954 Great Great 1021 01:21:00,624 --> 01:21:03,585 At first, I thought I was gonna die up here... 1022 01:21:03,668 --> 01:21:06,088 ...that my entire world was gonna end. 1023 01:21:11,718 --> 01:21:13,804 But it didn't. 1024 01:21:24,356 --> 01:21:29,820 In fact... pretty soon, I found that there were plenty of other things to keep me occupied. 1025 01:21:30,738 --> 01:21:32,823 And before I knew it... 1026 01:21:32,906 --> 01:21:35,618 ...I found that love, like grief... 1027 01:21:36,285 --> 01:21:38,370 ...tends to fade away... 1028 01:21:38,454 --> 01:21:41,499 ...and be replaced by something more exciting. 1029 01:21:46,921 --> 01:21:50,424 And life up on the hill turned out to be a big improvement. 1030 01:21:50,508 --> 01:21:53,010 I mean, up here, I could do what ever I wanted. 1031 01:21:53,094 --> 01:21:58,933 There was no fishing duty, no gardening shit, no hassle from Bugs or Etienne or Francoise. 1032 01:21:59,016 --> 01:22:01,102 I was playing my own game now. 1033 01:22:01,894 --> 01:22:04,564 And I had absolutely no reason to go back. 1034 01:22:04,647 --> 01:22:07,316 ♪ "Crouch End Broadway Mix" by Blur ♪ 1035 01:22:51,820 --> 01:22:54,072 OK, so I was just foolin' around. 1036 01:22:56,950 --> 01:23:01,914 But the longer I stayed away from the community... the less I missed them. 1037 01:23:13,217 --> 01:23:15,302 And I found new players. 1038 01:23:16,637 --> 01:23:18,973 Even if they didn't know it yet. 1039 01:24:11,068 --> 01:24:13,154 This forest was my territory. 1040 01:24:17,742 --> 01:24:20,328 Retrieving the map... my mission. 1041 01:24:24,499 --> 01:24:26,584 And these... 1042 01:24:26,668 --> 01:24:28,753 ...my defenders. 1043 01:24:31,506 --> 01:24:34,008 I was the only one with the overview... 1044 01:24:35,218 --> 01:24:38,138 ...of how it all fitted together. 1045 01:24:40,682 --> 01:24:42,767 The island. 1046 01:24:44,769 --> 01:24:46,855 Me. 1047 01:24:48,273 --> 01:24:50,358 Them. 1048 01:24:52,152 --> 01:24:54,237 The invaders. 1049 01:25:00,744 --> 01:25:03,413 All connected. 1050 01:25:04,248 --> 01:25:06,333 All playing the same game. 1051 01:25:10,671 --> 01:25:12,756 And at the centre of it all... 1052 01:25:12,840 --> 01:25:14,383 ...one man: 1053 01:25:18,762 --> 01:25:20,055 ...Daffy. 1054 01:25:39,450 --> 01:25:41,535 Inside! 1055 01:25:45,164 --> 01:25:48,000 Take a look, Richard! 1056 01:25:48,084 --> 01:25:49,877 Viruses, Richard! 1057 01:25:49,961 --> 01:25:51,337 Cancers! 1058 01:25:51,421 --> 01:25:55,550 The big, chunky Charlie's eating up the whole world! Out there! 1059 01:25:56,968 --> 01:26:00,388 Down on the beach! Down on the street! Pay them in dollars... 1060 01:26:00,471 --> 01:26:03,725 ...and fuck their daughters! 1061 01:26:04,767 --> 01:26:06,478 It starts with four! 1062 01:26:06,561 --> 01:26:09,189 Four! But they multiply! They multiply! 1063 01:26:09,272 --> 01:26:11,733 It's time to stop them! 1064 01:26:14,653 --> 01:26:16,279 Year zero, kiddo! 1065 01:26:17,906 --> 01:26:19,991 Year zero! 1066 01:26:20,450 --> 01:26:22,536 Are you with me or against me? 1067 01:26:23,036 --> 01:26:25,121 I'm with ya all the way, Daffy! 1068 01:26:27,666 --> 01:26:31,420 Ye-ea-ah! Yeah! Yeah! 1069 01:26:47,394 --> 01:26:48,854 Richard? 1070 01:26:48,937 --> 01:26:50,272 Yeah... 1071 01:26:50,356 --> 01:26:52,441 Where you been, man?! 1072 01:26:54,234 --> 01:26:56,779 What are you doing, sitting in the dark? 1073 01:26:57,446 --> 01:26:59,740 Improving my night vision. 1074 01:26:59,823 --> 01:27:01,909 What for, mate? 1075 01:27:03,077 --> 01:27:05,162 You know who I think about a lot? 1076 01:27:06,997 --> 01:27:09,083 I have no idea. 1077 01:27:13,170 --> 01:27:14,714 Daffy. 1078 01:27:15,673 --> 01:27:17,508 Daffy? 1079 01:27:17,592 --> 01:27:19,051 Uh-huh. 1080 01:27:23,055 --> 01:27:25,141 I admire him. 1081 01:27:26,267 --> 01:27:28,686 You hardly knew him. 1082 01:27:29,437 --> 01:27:31,522 True... 1083 01:27:33,232 --> 01:27:35,318 But he had a certain style. 1084 01:27:40,990 --> 01:27:43,618 Come here! 1085 01:27:43,701 --> 01:27:45,703 Fucking come here! 1086 01:27:46,287 --> 01:27:49,124 Yes! They're talking about you. 1087 01:27:53,587 --> 01:27:57,549 - You're moaning, that's all. - I'm not moaning. 1088 01:27:57,632 --> 01:28:01,803 - I need to find out what his problem is. - Do you think I like the guy? 1089 01:28:01,887 --> 01:28:05,932 - What does he do all day? - He does no work in garden. 1090 01:28:06,016 --> 01:28:08,602 But he steals our food. I'm sure of it. 1091 01:28:08,685 --> 01:28:10,562 You hear what they're saying? 1092 01:28:10,646 --> 01:28:13,565 Idle, sponging, useless prick! 1093 01:28:14,566 --> 01:28:17,152 Now, get your fucking act together. 1094 01:28:17,236 --> 01:28:20,364 You can't run around in the dark not talking to nobody. 1095 01:28:20,447 --> 01:28:24,076 What do you think you're playing at, man? What's happened to you? 1096 01:28:24,159 --> 01:28:27,371 You was all right. Just a couple of weeks ago, you was fine. 1097 01:28:27,454 --> 01:28:29,373 And now, what the fuck is going on? 1098 01:28:29,456 --> 01:28:31,542 Look at you! 1099 01:28:31,625 --> 01:28:33,711 And you're talking about Daffy?! 1100 01:28:33,794 --> 01:28:37,673 Daffy was a nutter, right? He went out there and he lost it. He's gone! 1101 01:28:37,756 --> 01:28:39,842 Richard! 1102 01:28:40,384 --> 01:28:42,470 Richard! 1103 01:28:42,553 --> 01:28:44,680 Do you hear what I'm saying to you? 1104 01:28:45,681 --> 01:28:48,392 Don't lose it like him. Do ya understand? 1105 01:28:48,476 --> 01:28:51,187 Don't go there! Stay with us. Come back, Rich! 1106 01:28:51,270 --> 01:28:54,774 These are good people. They don't talk about people all the time. 1107 01:28:54,857 --> 01:28:58,194 They're talking about you because you're fucked up! 1108 01:29:05,034 --> 01:29:07,120 ...too much sensation. 1109 01:29:13,084 --> 01:29:15,170 ...got outta control. 1110 01:29:22,761 --> 01:29:27,349 And now it looks like we're handing out fucking tour guides! 1111 01:29:44,950 --> 01:29:47,035 Mushroom, Richard? 1112 01:29:49,121 --> 01:29:51,206 No, thank you, Daffy. 1113 01:29:51,915 --> 01:29:55,043 I don't need any help to see the writing on the wall. 1114 01:29:55,127 --> 01:29:58,714 - I'm very glad to hear that, Richard. - Gotta keep my head clear. 1115 01:29:58,797 --> 01:30:01,383 - Getting closer, any day now. - Year zero? 1116 01:30:01,467 --> 01:30:03,552 That's the spirit, kiddo. 1117 01:30:04,637 --> 01:30:06,722 You know somethin'? 1118 01:30:07,306 --> 01:30:09,391 You led the way, Daffy. 1119 01:30:10,476 --> 01:30:12,895 You showed me the truth. 1120 01:30:15,856 --> 01:30:19,819 But it doesn't matter what I think any more. It's up to you now. 1121 01:30:20,778 --> 01:30:22,780 I won't let you down. 1122 01:30:22,863 --> 01:30:24,657 Hey, Richard. 1123 01:30:24,740 --> 01:30:26,826 No offense but, erm... 1124 01:30:26,909 --> 01:30:29,078 ...you're fucked in the head, man. 1125 01:30:36,919 --> 01:30:40,089 It's been really nice knowing you, Daffy. 1126 01:30:51,434 --> 01:30:55,398 We're on patrol in the Delta. Search and destroy. 1127 01:30:57,108 --> 01:30:59,193 We're not making any contact. 1128 01:31:07,535 --> 01:31:12,373 - This lieutenant, he says to me... - Get out there and draw their fire! 1129 01:31:12,457 --> 01:31:17,795 - It's never gonna happen, sir. - Are you refusing an order, son? 1130 01:31:17,879 --> 01:31:22,884 - It looks that way, sir. - "It looks that way, sir"?! 1131 01:31:24,636 --> 01:31:27,514 Then my M-16 just went off, man. 1132 01:31:27,597 --> 01:31:30,016 It just went off! 1133 01:31:30,099 --> 01:31:32,185 It just went off. 1134 01:33:41,859 --> 01:33:43,944 Let's go! 1135 01:33:44,027 --> 01:33:46,196 Come back, Sam! 1136 01:34:05,299 --> 01:34:08,219 There's no other explanation! We're in dope heaven! 1137 01:34:12,974 --> 01:34:16,435 ♪ I smoke two joints in the morning, ♪ ♪ I smoke two joints at night ♪ 1138 01:34:16,519 --> 01:34:20,565 ♪ I smoke two joints in the afternoon ♪ ♪ and then I feel all right ♪ 1139 01:34:20,648 --> 01:34:22,984 ♪ I smoke two joints in time of peace ♪ 1140 01:34:23,067 --> 01:34:24,652 ♪ And two in time of war ♪ 1141 01:34:24,736 --> 01:34:28,656 ♪ I smoke two joints before two joints ♪ ♪ and then I smoke some more! ♪ 1142 01:34:42,629 --> 01:34:44,881 - Hi. - Oh, shit! 1143 01:34:46,007 --> 01:34:48,093 We're Americans. 1144 01:34:49,594 --> 01:34:51,012 Tourists. 1145 01:34:51,096 --> 01:34:54,349 - American. - We, uh... we... we had a... a map. 1146 01:34:54,432 --> 01:34:57,185 And we... we came here... 1147 01:34:57,269 --> 01:35:02,482 ...but we made a mistake. We made a mistake. And... and we're sorry. We'll go now. 1148 01:35:08,572 --> 01:35:10,699 - Come on... - We go now. 1149 01:35:15,954 --> 01:35:18,040 Um... 1150 01:35:18,123 --> 01:35:21,043 - We... we just wanna go. - Give 'em somethin'. 1151 01:35:21,126 --> 01:35:23,212 - Give 'em some money. - Well... 1152 01:35:23,295 --> 01:35:26,840 Look! American dollars. I got American dollars. You want... 1153 01:35:26,924 --> 01:35:29,009 ...American dol... money? 1154 01:35:29,093 --> 01:35:31,178 Here... 1155 01:35:32,054 --> 01:35:33,931 - You can have them! - Hey, hey, hey! 1156 01:35:34,765 --> 01:35:36,392 Um... 1157 01:35:36,475 --> 01:35:39,562 I've... I've got my watch. It plays a tune. 1158 01:36:01,709 --> 01:36:03,795 No! No! 1159 01:38:18,224 --> 01:38:20,685 This is our sixth year! 1160 01:38:25,940 --> 01:38:28,026 I want to look ahead. 1161 01:38:29,360 --> 01:38:31,446 Because I see... 1162 01:38:31,529 --> 01:38:34,491 ...that beyond any problems that we might have had... 1163 01:38:34,574 --> 01:38:35,950 Right? 1164 01:38:36,034 --> 01:38:38,995 ...beyond any problems that we might have... 1165 01:38:40,956 --> 01:38:44,876 ...that we have so much here to inspire us. 1166 01:38:45,919 --> 01:38:48,630 And I'm not just talking about the island. 1167 01:38:50,716 --> 01:38:52,801 I'm talking about you. 1168 01:38:54,261 --> 01:38:56,513 You are what makes this place work. 1169 01:38:58,724 --> 01:39:00,809 And it does. 1170 01:39:02,895 --> 01:39:06,190 I tried to remember the person I used to be. 1171 01:39:06,273 --> 01:39:08,358 But I just couldn't do it. 1172 01:39:08,442 --> 01:39:11,153 To the island! 1173 01:39:11,236 --> 01:39:12,863 To you! 1174 01:39:12,946 --> 01:39:15,032 And so long as I stayed here... 1175 01:39:15,115 --> 01:39:17,201 And to the future! 1176 01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:20,246 ...I'd never find him again. 1177 01:39:20,329 --> 01:39:22,581 ♪ "Hard Floor Mix" by Mory Kante ♪ 1178 01:39:37,889 --> 01:39:41,684 Come with me! I've gotta talk to you! Listen! I've got to talk to you! 1179 01:39:41,767 --> 01:39:43,394 - Stop! - Mais ca ne va pas, ou quoi! 1180 01:39:43,478 --> 01:39:45,146 - Listen! - Mais tu me laches?! 1181 01:39:45,229 --> 01:39:50,234 I've gotta talk to you! Stop! Francoise, listen! I've gotta talk to you. Stop... 1182 01:39:50,318 --> 01:39:52,737 Dammit! Stop! Stop it! 1183 01:39:52,820 --> 01:39:55,114 Stop it! Stop it! Stop! 1184 01:39:55,198 --> 01:39:57,534 I'm not gonna hurt you! All right? 1185 01:39:57,617 --> 01:40:00,495 It's just me. It's just me - Richard. 1186 01:40:01,162 --> 01:40:02,956 Remember? 1187 01:40:03,039 --> 01:40:06,084 The guy... who can't play soccer? 1188 01:40:06,167 --> 01:40:08,294 The guy without a girlfriend? 1189 01:40:10,839 --> 01:40:12,591 I remember. 1190 01:40:13,675 --> 01:40:15,760 I've just been away for a while. 1191 01:40:16,553 --> 01:40:18,638 That's all. 1192 01:40:18,722 --> 01:40:20,807 That's all. 1193 01:40:21,767 --> 01:40:25,312 - Ils ont tue quatre personnes. - Le crois pas. 1194 01:40:25,395 --> 01:40:28,398 - Il est tare. - Dis pas n'importe quoipour qu'on s'en aille! 1195 01:40:28,482 --> 01:40:31,234 - Tu crois quej'ai envie de resterici?! - Listen! 1196 01:40:31,318 --> 01:40:35,989 Etienne, I've really fucked up! Four people are dead. I don't know what else they'll do! 1197 01:40:36,073 --> 01:40:39,493 But we have to leave now! That's it! Just the three of us. 1198 01:40:39,576 --> 01:40:42,496 - Just like before. - Richard... 1199 01:40:44,915 --> 01:40:47,001 ...I can't leave him. 1200 01:40:47,960 --> 01:40:51,046 - Then we'll take him with us. - But... look at him. 1201 01:40:51,130 --> 01:40:52,423 Look at him. 1202 01:40:52,506 --> 01:40:54,592 We can't move him. 1203 01:40:54,675 --> 01:40:56,760 It's gangrene. 1204 01:40:56,844 --> 01:40:58,888 It's spreading. 1205 01:40:58,971 --> 01:41:00,473 He's gonna die. 1206 01:41:00,556 --> 01:41:03,350 ♪ "Hard Floor Mix" by Mory Kante ♪ 1207 01:41:11,067 --> 01:41:13,152 Wait for me at the boat. 1208 01:41:27,166 --> 01:41:29,294 Viens, mon ange. On y va. 1209 01:41:58,907 --> 01:42:03,412 Christo had suffered because we wouldn't let anything spoil our fun. 1210 01:42:05,998 --> 01:42:08,083 In the perfect beach resort... 1211 01:42:08,166 --> 01:42:12,045 ...nothing is allowed to interrupt the pursuit of pleasure. 1212 01:42:13,213 --> 01:42:15,299 Not even dying. 1213 01:43:27,873 --> 01:43:30,917 Do you think I want to hurt you? 1214 01:43:31,001 --> 01:43:33,503 I'm a farmer, that's all. 1215 01:43:34,629 --> 01:43:36,715 Understand? 1216 01:43:36,798 --> 01:43:38,842 I work. 1217 01:43:40,218 --> 01:43:42,304 I send the money to my family. 1218 01:43:45,265 --> 01:43:47,976 If too many people come to this island... 1219 01:43:49,102 --> 01:43:51,188 ...it's trouble for me! 1220 01:43:52,314 --> 01:43:54,692 I can't work... 1221 01:43:54,775 --> 01:43:56,527 ...I can't send the money... 1222 01:43:56,610 --> 01:43:59,488 ...and my family don't eat! 1223 01:44:01,699 --> 01:44:03,784 I said no more people. 1224 01:44:05,452 --> 01:44:07,538 But more people come. 1225 01:44:10,332 --> 01:44:12,418 And you... 1226 01:44:13,210 --> 01:44:15,296 You give them the map! 1227 01:44:20,468 --> 01:44:21,719 Now... 1228 01:44:21,802 --> 01:44:24,472 ...you all go home. 1229 01:44:24,555 --> 01:44:28,476 Forget this island. Forget about Thailand! 1230 01:44:28,559 --> 01:44:31,687 - Understand? Huh? - Yeah. 1231 01:44:31,771 --> 01:44:34,023 - You understand?! - Yeah. 1232 01:44:34,107 --> 01:44:36,192 No. 1233 01:44:36,275 --> 01:44:37,485 What?! 1234 01:44:37,568 --> 01:44:39,571 No. 1235 01:44:41,030 --> 01:44:43,116 We're not leaving. 1236 01:44:44,200 --> 01:44:46,536 This is our home, too. 1237 01:44:46,619 --> 01:44:48,997 This is our house! 1238 01:44:49,080 --> 01:44:52,668 We built it with our own hands! And we are not leaving! 1239 01:44:53,794 --> 01:44:56,464 Come on, Sal. Sal. 1240 01:44:56,547 --> 01:44:59,675 I... I think you're making a big mistake here. 1241 01:44:59,759 --> 01:45:01,177 Really. 1242 01:45:02,553 --> 01:45:06,224 - If he says that we should leave... - Richard, shut up!! 1243 01:45:08,267 --> 01:45:10,812 This is all your fault anyway. 1244 01:45:12,480 --> 01:45:14,565 Who copied the map, Richard? 1245 01:45:28,246 --> 01:45:30,331 You are the clever boy. 1246 01:45:31,583 --> 01:45:33,627 The one who sneak around! 1247 01:45:33,710 --> 01:45:37,297 - No, let him go! - Steal from us! Play with our guns! 1248 01:45:37,380 --> 01:45:39,925 And you bring people here! 1249 01:46:06,368 --> 01:46:09,705 If you want to stay... 1250 01:46:14,335 --> 01:46:16,420 if you want to stay! 1251 01:46:29,600 --> 01:46:31,686 No! No! 1252 01:46:31,769 --> 01:46:33,145 No! 1253 01:46:33,813 --> 01:46:35,898 Sal... Sal! 1254 01:46:38,276 --> 01:46:40,361 - Sal... - Fuck! Sal, no! 1255 01:46:40,445 --> 01:46:42,363 Sal... Listen. 1256 01:46:42,447 --> 01:46:45,033 - Don't be crazy, OK? - You can't! 1257 01:46:45,116 --> 01:46:47,243 Don't be crazy, Sal. Put the gun down. 1258 01:46:47,327 --> 01:46:50,204 You let us down, Richard. You brought us trouble. 1259 01:46:51,247 --> 01:46:55,376 - You can't, Sal! For fuck's sake! - No, make her stop! Make her stop! 1260 01:46:57,295 --> 01:46:58,296 No! 1261 01:46:58,379 --> 01:47:02,133 - Someone help! Keaty! Someone help me! - Let go! Get outside! 1262 01:47:02,217 --> 01:47:04,177 Help me! 1263 01:47:04,260 --> 01:47:06,262 Help me! Help me! 1264 01:47:06,346 --> 01:47:10,141 You fucking bastards!! Argh! 1265 01:47:10,225 --> 01:47:11,643 No! Bugs! 1266 01:47:11,726 --> 01:47:13,812 Come on, Sal! Do it, Sal! 1267 01:47:13,895 --> 01:47:15,856 Go on, Sal! 1268 01:47:15,939 --> 01:47:19,401 You can't do it. You can't do it, Sal. 1269 01:47:19,484 --> 01:47:22,237 - Shut up! - Cos if you pull that trigger... 1270 01:47:22,320 --> 01:47:26,116 - If you pull that trigger, it's all fuckin' over! - Come on. 1271 01:47:26,199 --> 01:47:31,747 Cos this time... it's not like Christo rotting out in the woods where no one could see! 1272 01:47:31,830 --> 01:47:35,501 It's not like the four people that I saw killed today! 1273 01:47:35,584 --> 01:47:37,669 This time... 1274 01:47:38,378 --> 01:47:40,589 ...everyone has to watch, Sal. 1275 01:47:41,382 --> 01:47:46,178 Everyone has to see what it takes to keep our little "paradise" a secret. 1276 01:47:47,388 --> 01:47:49,390 - C'mon, everyone! Watch! - Shut up! 1277 01:47:49,473 --> 01:47:52,309 Everyone watch Sal do this! Go on, Sal, do it. 1278 01:47:52,393 --> 01:47:54,603 Come on! Come on, do it! Yeah! 1279 01:47:54,687 --> 01:47:58,858 Let 'em see the blood this time, huh? Huh? Let's see if they can take it. 1280 01:47:58,941 --> 01:48:00,151 God! 1281 01:48:05,281 --> 01:48:07,533 They can take it. 1282 01:48:40,942 --> 01:48:42,861 No! No... 1283 01:48:42,944 --> 01:48:44,946 No! No! 1284 01:48:51,453 --> 01:48:53,538 C'mon, hold on to me. 1285 01:49:08,011 --> 01:49:10,097 Game over. 1286 01:49:11,682 --> 01:49:13,767 But she was never gonna leave. 1287 01:49:14,768 --> 01:49:18,188 She believed in it all way too much to ever change. 1288 01:49:19,064 --> 01:49:21,400 So that's exactly where we left her. 1289 01:49:24,445 --> 01:49:28,199 ♪ We sailed to the seven seas ♪ 1290 01:49:29,408 --> 01:49:33,204 ♪ Searching for the missing key ♪ 1291 01:49:34,330 --> 01:49:37,041 ♪ Unlocking you ♪ 1292 01:49:37,124 --> 01:49:39,794 ♪ The world's harmony ♪ 1293 01:49:43,881 --> 01:49:48,010 ♪ We climbed the highest mountain range ♪ 1294 01:49:49,137 --> 01:49:51,931 ♪ Then we took the longest day... ♪ 1295 01:49:52,014 --> 01:49:54,100 And as for the rest of us... 1296 01:49:54,183 --> 01:49:59,647 ...we carried away our sins and made our way back to wherever it was we called home... 1297 01:49:59,731 --> 01:50:02,859 ...to pick up the pieces of whatever was waiting. 1298 01:50:11,868 --> 01:50:15,330 Of course, you can never forget what you've done. 1299 01:50:15,413 --> 01:50:17,499 But we adapt. 1300 01:50:17,582 --> 01:50:19,626 We carry on. 1301 01:50:23,880 --> 01:50:27,926 ♪ The heat and rhythm in the rivers run ♪ 1302 01:50:28,885 --> 01:50:32,848 ♪ And blinding faith in the desert sun ♪ 1303 01:50:34,474 --> 01:50:36,351 ♪ Hear them today ♪ 1304 01:50:37,060 --> 01:50:39,688 ♪ Play all as one ♪ 1305 01:50:43,734 --> 01:50:47,237 ♪ Distant voices sang the far-off sky ♪ 1306 01:50:48,781 --> 01:50:52,785 ♪ Led us to that elusive prize ♪ 1307 01:51:00,584 --> 01:51:03,003 - Can I get you anything? - No, thanks. 1308 01:51:03,087 --> 01:51:04,421 And me? 1309 01:51:06,006 --> 01:51:08,217 I still believe in paradise. 1310 01:51:08,300 --> 01:51:12,388 But now, at least I know it's not some place you can look for. 1311 01:51:14,765 --> 01:51:16,934 Because it's not where you go... 1312 01:51:17,018 --> 01:51:21,522 ...it's how you feel for a moment in your life when you're a part of something. 1313 01:51:26,027 --> 01:51:28,112 And if you find that moment... 1314 01:51:33,034 --> 01:51:35,495 ...it lasts for ever. 1315 01:52:27,716 --> 01:52:31,303 ♪ Song "Lonely Soul" by UNKLE featuring Richard Ashcroft ♪ 1316 01:52:38,185 --> 01:52:40,812 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1317 01:52:43,648 --> 01:52:46,151 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1318 01:52:59,081 --> 01:53:01,959 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1319 01:53:03,419 --> 01:53:04,753 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1320 01:53:08,924 --> 01:53:12,887 ♪ I believe there's a time and a place ♪ 1321 01:53:14,138 --> 01:53:18,809 ♪ To let your minds reflect ♪ ♪ Get out of this place ♪ 1322 01:53:19,560 --> 01:53:23,731 ♪ I believe there's a day and a place ♪ 1323 01:53:24,857 --> 01:53:29,236 ♪ That we will go to ♪ ♪ and I know you wanna share ♪ 1324 01:53:30,154 --> 01:53:35,576 ♪ There's no secret to living ♪ ♪ There's no secret to living ♪ 1325 01:53:35,660 --> 01:53:39,789 ♪ Just keep on walking ♪ 1326 01:53:40,498 --> 01:53:46,087 ♪ There's no secret to dying ♪ ♪ There's no secret to dying ♪ 1327 01:53:46,170 --> 01:53:51,342 ♪ Just keep on flying ♪ 1328 01:53:51,426 --> 01:53:59,768 ♪ I'm gonna die in a place ♪ ♪ that don't know my name ♪ 1329 01:54:01,644 --> 01:54:09,903 ♪ I'm gonna die in a space ♪ ♪ that don't hold my name ♪ 1330 01:54:14,324 --> 01:54:19,204 ♪ Oooh-ooh ♪ 1331 01:54:19,287 --> 01:54:21,206 ♪ Walking in the cold ♪ 1332 01:54:21,289 --> 01:54:28,881 ♪ Just keep on flying ♪ 1333 01:54:33,802 --> 01:54:35,929 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1334 01:54:36,430 --> 01:54:38,515 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1335 01:54:38,849 --> 01:54:41,143 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1336 01:54:41,477 --> 01:54:46,523 ♪ God knows, you're lonely souls ♪ 1337 01:54:46,857 --> 01:54:49,318 ♪ Ye-eah, ye-eah ♪ 1338 01:54:49,401 --> 01:54:53,280 ♪ Ye-eah, ye-eah, ye-eah ♪ 1339 01:54:53,364 --> 01:54:57,326 ♪ All the lonely souls ♪ 1340 01:54:57,410 --> 01:55:00,454 ♪ Place that don't know my name ♪ 1341 01:55:00,538 --> 01:55:02,623 ♪ A-ha ♪ 1342 01:55:03,249 --> 01:55:04,917 ♪ A-ha ♪ 1343 01:55:05,001 --> 01:55:07,920 ♪ I'm gonna die in a place ♪ 1344 01:55:08,004 --> 01:55:12,383 ♪ That don't know my name ♪ 1345 01:55:13,301 --> 01:55:17,346 ♪ Because we are lonely souls ♪ 1346 01:55:19,932 --> 01:55:22,644 ♪ Lonely souls ♪ 1347 01:55:25,605 --> 01:55:28,274 ♪ Lonely souls ♪ 1348 01:55:30,902 --> 01:55:33,905 ♪ Lonely soul ♪ 1349 01:55:35,281 --> 01:55:41,079 ♪ I'm a lonely soul ♪ 1350 01:56:49,065 --> 01:56:57,407 ♪ So long in the shadows ♪ 1351 01:57:07,959 --> 01:57:10,045 ♪ I got your lies ♪ 1352 01:57:10,670 --> 01:57:12,756 ♪ I got your lies ♪ 1353 01:57:27,062 --> 01:57:27,583 ♪ Ohhhh ♪ 1354 01:57:32,985 --> 01:57:33,506 ♪ Ohhhh ♪ 1355 01:57:39,408 --> 01:57:42,703 ♪ I needya now ♪ 1356 01:57:43,871 --> 01:57:44,392 ♪ Ahhh ♪ 1357 01:57:50,085 --> 01:57:51,503 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1358 01:57:51,587 --> 01:57:53,672 ♪ I needya ♪ 1359 01:57:54,048 --> 01:57:57,760 ♪ Rushin' in ♪ 1360 01:58:08,104 --> 01:58:08,625 ♪ Ohhh ♪ 91772