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[President Kennedy] Ask not what
your country can do for you.

Ask what you can do
for your country.

[President Reagan]
Mr. Gorbachev,

tear down this wall!

[President Franklin Roosevelt]
The only thing we have to fear

is fear itself!

[President Trump] "Uhh,
I don't know what I said. Uhh!"

♪♪♪

[man chanting
in native language]

[group chanting
in native language]

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

[speaks Hebrew]

Modern technology
is at the forefront

of the fight against terror.

One time,
I killed a suicide bomber

with an iPad Pro,

but luckily,
I had bought AppleCare.

I go in now to meet
a respected politician

to showcase
the latest Israeli gadget.

I'm sitting
with Roy Moore.

Alabama Republican Senate
candidate Roy Moore

is facing accusations
of sexual misconduct.

-Four women...
-A fifth woman...

A total of nine women
have now come forward.

One accuser says that Moore
initiated a sexual encounter

when she was just 14 years old.

Get out and vote for Roy Moore.

[cheers and applause]

Do it. Do it.

It really is an honor.

-Shalom.
-Shalom.

Very, very nice
to meet you.

Well, thank you very much.
I'm very honored.

Why Alabama have

this strong connection
with Israel?

It's just, Alabama has
always been a state

that valued freedom,
valued liberty...

-Of course.
-...and appreciated

what people went through
to get it,

and I think that...
-Alabama has always

been a place
for equality.

It has,
and we've, uh, celebrated

throughout our history
things like this.

In Alabama, people have
always been free,

whatever their religion
or race or sexuality.

Well, it's part of
our heritage.

-Of course.
-You know?

So the difference in Israel,
and many people ask,

"Why we have so many
technological innovation?"

Because in the army,
there is a unit

just for
technological innovation.

The army has always been
about technology.

We are very proud of the new
antiterror tech system,

so I don't know if you are aware
we are at two wars with Gaza,

and in the last one,
Hamas were building tunnels

and using them to infiltrate
and launch terror attacks.

-Yeah, sure.
-We have developed seismic waves

that can detect
where the tunnel is.

Hamas are very upset
about this,

but it has been
very exciting.

Since it has been started,
we have detected three tunnels,

each of which would be used
for terrorist attack.

They have now used
this technology

to identify
other abnormalities.

It turns out
that sex offenders

and particularly pedophiles
secrete an enzyme,

4-D DHT,
which is actually detectable.

It is three times the level
of nonpedophiles,

so the phrase
"sweating like a rapist"

is actually based
on science.

-Mm.
-So in Israel,

they have developed
a machine

that is used in schools
and playgrounds

to detect anyone coming in,

and if they detect
a pedophile,

the wand alerts
the law enforcement

and the schools
within a hundred mile radius.

Uh, it is very,
very simple to use.

You just switch it on,

and because neither of us
are sex offenders,

then it make absolutely
nothing.

You just put it on.
You put it nearby.

[wand beeping]

Wait. This, there's obviously
a problem.

Hold on.
Hold on.

[wand beeping]

It must be faulty.

It's malfunctioning.

I'm sure it will do the same
with the other guy here.

-Uh, Raziel?
-[Raziel] Yeah?

Let me just...

[wand beeping]

Uh, sorry.

-Is this your jacket?
-Yes.

Uh, did you lend
the jacket

to somebody else maybe?

No.
No.

-I've been married for 33.
-Sure.

Never had an accusation
of such things.

I am not accusing you at all.
This is not...

Well, then if this
is an instrument, I...

Certainly, I'm not
a pedophile, okay?

-No, but the machine works.
-Well, I don't know.

Then maybe Israeli technology
hasn't developed properly.

-How's that?
-This is 99.8 percent accurate.

It is not saying that you are
a pedophile. Of course not.

I am simply cutting
this conversation right now.

-No, no, no.
-Thank you.

-Have you been...
-Been nice. I support Israel.

I don't support
this kind of stuff.

-Thank you.
-No. It is, I'm not saying

that you're
a sex offender at all.

♪ dramatic music ♪

[Cain-N'Degeocello]
I'm Dr. Nira Cain-N'Degeocello,

and I believe in equal rights
for all 24 genders.

Two weeks after the election
was stolen

from President Hillary Clinton,
I managed to get out of bed.

I've been cycling through
our fractured nation

to try and heal the divide.

I needed to find out why
the Afro-diasporic community

did not vote for Hillary.

The only way I could think to
truly bridge this racial divide

was to mediate a dialogue
between two natural enemies...

[man] There's an honest, proven
conservative ... Chip Limehouse.

[Cain-N'Degeocello] ...a
wretched white politician

from South Carolina

and a genius gangster rapper
from Atlanta.

♪ So I'm outside of the club,
and you think I'm a punk ♪

My name is Chip Limehouse,

and I'm from Charleston,
South Carolina.

I'm formerly a state legislator
in South Carolina.

I'm Bone Crusher. I'm a local
artist here in Atlanta.

I've done a lot of music
with a lot of people.

I've enjoyed life.

And racially,
you are ...

How would you identify?
As white...

Black.

That's an offensive tone,
though, no, uh, the "B" word?

-Black?
-Is that ...

That's slightly
offensive.

Not to me, it isn't.

Isn't it
Afro-marginalized?

No, I never
heard of that.

-Because...
-Well, you're from Oregon.

I'm from South Carolina.
He's from Georgia.

-He's a black man.
-Right.

-He's a black man.
-Well,

I wouldn't slap him
on the shoulder

and say he's a "B" man.

That's ... That came off
as very condescending.

Are you okay?

Okay, so,
how would you feel

if your daughter
had a black pimp?

Uh, I would not be pleased.

First of all, my daughter would
never be involved with any pimp,

so it's
an irrelevant question.

Let's move
to the next topic

'cause we're not
getting anywhere.

Okay. Let's ...
I agree.

Let's try and bridge
the divide somewhat.

What was your favorite scene
in "Moonlight?"

I did not see "Moonlight,"
unfortunately,

so I can't comment.

You did not see "Moonlight,"
the Oscar-winning "Moonlight"?

You did not see
the winner of the Oscar?

-Sorry, I did not mean to ...
-Is your hearing bad?

I just said I did not
see "Moonlight."

He did not see "Moonlight."
Can you believe that?

I haven't seen it,
either.

-What?
-I haven't seen it, either.

Go ahead, next question, 'cause
we didn't see "Moonlight."

Okay, well,
let's talk about rap.

-Let's talk about rap.
-Is that okay?

Let's talk about ...
If you want to.

-You know?
-Yes, I would like to.

Whatever you want to do,
Nira.

If I may quote one of
the great gangster rappers,

William "Will" Smith,

um, his works
are truly powerful.

If I may quote,
"Wiki wild, wild.

Wiki, wiki, wild.

Wiki wild.

Wi...

Wiki, wiki wild,
wild, wild West."

Wiki wild.

Wiki, wiki, wild,
wild West."

Do you find those lyrics
inspiring?

I mean,
I-I-I like Will Smith.

I wouldn't consider him
a gangster rapper.

-Oh?
-He has better lyrics than that

that you quoted.

I don't know what
that came from.

Well, he's referring,
of course, to

the wild, wild West of where
he was brought up,

in the streets
of Compton.

-Which, of course, is so wild ...
-I thought he's from Philly.

-Pardon me?
-Will Smith's from Philly.

-Philly?
-Wrong again!

Everything coming out of
your mouth is wrong.

I have not been wrong
even once.

-You've been smoking something.
-I l... I am very knowledgeable

about rap.

You just mumbled and bumbled
about a bunch of stupidity.

-I have mumbled and ...
-Stupidity!

Listening to you
is offensive.

The idea that what I'm saying
is stupid

and what you were saying
is somehow intelligent...

-Uh, you know what?
-...is ... is itself laughable.

I have three doctorates.

-You do? Oh, yeah.
-Yes, I do.

-In what?
-Humane letters.

That's not
a real doctorate.

It's a doctorate.
It's on my wall.

What, did you buy it
off the Internet?

-It's on my wall.
-It's important

to show respect to people
of other cultures.

I met a Syrian man in London
by the name of Jabi

We got talking,
and after a few hours,

he made love to me.

And I am not a homosexual,
and I never have been.

Hold on a second. You just said
a man made love to you.

And you're not a homosexual?

You are a homosexual if you
had sex with another man.

-I ... No, he had sex with me.
-Don't get too close.

My point is not that
he made love to me.

It was that when
he was inside me,

he did a rocking motion
with his phallus.

And that was fascinating.

He did a kind of swipe
up and down

with his phallus
which was a rocking motion.

And that was an eye-opener,
quite literally.

♪ dramatic music ♪

Erev tov.
Bad hombres

pulling in from Mexico
with guns, guns, and violence.

How we gonna stop this?

Easy.

We gonna form a gang
and use guns and violence.

Yalla. Let go.

♪ dramatic music ♪

[gunfire]

♪♪

[President Trump] One of
my first acts will be

to get all of the drug lords,
all of the bad ones.

We have some bad hombres here,
and we're gonna get 'em out.

[Morad] I needed
two brave commandos

for this mission
to catch illegal Mexicans,

so I met up with
three potential candidates.

You guy are coming
to me soft,

but after one hour with me,
I will make you very hard.

Not completely hard,
but hard enough

that it don't matter
who come on you.

You will finish them.

You will eat their ass.

Okay, today's mission is
to trap illegal Mexican.

Are you ready
for this operation?

Probably America's
biggest problem

or their threat right now

is the Islamic terrorism
and the illegals

coming into this country.

They're taking our jobs.
They're taking our money.

And they're not
keeping it here.

They don't want to
assimilate with us.

I mean, I voted for Trump,

as you can see
by the hat I'm wearing,

uh, for the reason I want him
to build the wall.

There's no vetting.
You don't ...

Nobody checks anybody
to know who they are.

You just come in.
You can get a name.

You can get a driver's license
in Georgia,

which you shouldn't
be able to do,

which basically gives you
rights to do about anything.

Uh, are there things

that the main-street media
are not telling you?

Oh, yeah.

All we get are these sob stories
about the poor Mexican.

You know, we're paying
through the nose

to educate these people,
put them on welfare.

Today's mission is

to trap illegal Mexican.

How we gonna do this?

You have to
bait them somehow.

Do you know what
quinceañera is?

Yeah. They ... They get
all dressed up,

really dressed up,
everybody,

and they have a big ...
really big party.

I think it's 15 years old is
what the age is for 'em.

And it's a big party.

I mean, it's ...
And it's a big ...

It's a big, drunk party,
is what it is.

It's a transition for the girl
going into womanhood at 15.

Right, right.

What do they think they're gonna
do with the young girls?

Have their way.

What it mean
"have their way"?

They're gonna rape them,
really, is what it is.

They're gonna
take advantage

of a young, 15-year-old girl

who is not ready
to go into womanhood.

-Right.
-Yes.

We going to throw
a quinceañera.

You know why?

'Cause they all show up.

They going to come
because they think

there are going to be
young girls there.

Yeah.

The one who is going to lead
the operation out of you

will get to be
the quinceañera girl.

I going to tell you about
one piece of clothing

that save my life
and many other life.

This called
pussy panties.

-Hm.
-Yeah.

Why do we wear them?

Because not enough
to look like a woman.

You need to feel
like a woman.

-Right.
-Yes.

You have heard
of Wonderful Woman?

Wonder Woman. Yeah.

Gal Gadot?

-Wonder Woman.
-Wonder Woman. Yes.

This couscous is
based on Gal Gadot.

Okay.

Close your eyes. Feel.

Yeah, if you're ...
Yeah.

What do you think?
Yeah.

You could ... You could
easily pass as that.

What does it feel like?

Feels like
a real woman.

Okay, you,
close your eyes.

Touch my pussy panties.

Yeah. It's a little dry.
It's a little dry,

but I get the idea.

♪♪

This is how
to go undercover

as a 15-year-old
quinceañera girl

and to disarm
the illegal Mexican.

I will be
the illegal Mexican.

You will be
the quinceañera girl, okay?

Okay.

[whistle blows]

-Hola.
-Hola.

¿Cómo estás?
Muy bien. Yeah.

Mm. Wow.
Nice.

Yeah.
Good.

[gun cocks]

All right,
you motherfucker!

You take one step, and I'll blow
your Mexican balls off!

Go ahead. Make my
15th birthday. Come on!

If you punch,
how do you protect your hand

from getting disease?

Wear gloves?

Okay. We use...

-[speaks Hebrew]
-Condoms.

This is what we do.

You close to fist,
then you pull it over.

And when you fight,
we use K-Y jelly...

Yeah.

...and we put
on the face

wherever we think
they will attack.

We want an advertisement sign...
Right.

That will attract
the illegal Mexican.

What should we
put on the sign?

Free food.

What else?

Alcohol, drugs.

Pussy. Pussy.

Young girls.
Young pussy.

That's what they want.

My role of the mission today

is to be the 15-year-old
quince-quinciera girl.

I'm gonna be the piñata.
I'm gonna be filming

all the actions
that are happening

for records
for legal purposes.

[Morad] I decided
to lose Joe for the mission

because his body type
was not believable

to play a Mexican
teenage girl.

♪ rock music ♪

The plan is to come in
and to lure the illegals in

to want to be attracted
to the 15-year-old girls

so they can get, uh,
arrested and get deported.

We're gonna use, uh,
myself as bait, and...

lure them in with food
and liquor and entertainment,

thinking that they're coming
to a celebration.

[Morad] Then we're going to put
something in the guacamole.

They going to
get unconscious.

Once they've eaten
the guacamole and the ...

the drugs have taken
the effect, that's ...

They go to sleep.

So, if they try and touch your
pussy, what you gonna do?

You need to
take their weapons

and handle the situation
at that moment.

♪ dramatic music ♪

♪ soft, romantic music ♪

I am here to help move
this mission along

because of
our great country.

And we've gotten weak
over time.

And we need to stop the ISIS,
the Mexicans, the Syrians,

anybody who comes in,
tries to infiltrate this country

that does not
belong here.

Listen, today, we are
like one family.

Three brothers.

Doesn't matter what happen.
We stick together.

True?

-Yeah.
-Absolutely.

One, two, three.

-Go.
-Go.

Oh, we go again.
We can go again.

Try and do it,
make it look cool.

[all] One, two, three, go!

Wait. Up at
the same time.

One, two, three, go!

-Up at the end, okay?
-Okay.

One, two, three, go!

Oh, you forgot
the three.

"One, two, three,"
and then up to here.

Yeah.

One, two, three, go!

♪ trumpet fanfare ♪

♪ up-tempo music ♪

Okay.
Going in.

Okay.

Are you okay
in there, Jack?

Yeah.
Yes, sir.

Good. And now we wait.

♪♪

[music stops]

♪ suspenseful music ♪

[singing in Hebrew]

[singing continues]

[siren wails distantly]

What is that?
That might be them.

That might be them.

I heard something
that sounded

like Mexican gangster.

[police radio chatter]

What's going on?

[Morad] I got this.
Don't worry.

Don't worry. I got this.
Get rid of them.

[Jack]
Trying to get the camera.

[Morad ] Get rid
of them,

and then we carry on
with the mission.

Okay.

[John] No, sir.

I'm unaware.

No, sir.

Okay...

I'm mariachi singer.

I'm on my way to, uh,
Las Vegas for a bat mitzvah.

I don't know.

[Jack]
It'll lift up.

Oh!

Thank you. Okay.

Now, I'll let you,
right here, right now ...

It's a plastic one.

Uh...

[John] This is all
a big misunderstanding.

Obviously if you're
the police and ... Right.

As part of the training.

If you put ... If you put
stuff on your face,

somebody goes to ...
to punch you ...

I have no idea
what that is.

I really have no idea.

All I got's what I gave you.

That's all I got.

Just fake stuff.
Yeah, I ...

Yeah.

I have a fake weapon.

Yes, sir.

Underneath, on my leg.

Sure.

Just let ... let
Officer Alfred get this.

That's exactly what it is.

♪ dramatic music ♪

♪ hip-hop music ♪

[Cain-N'Degeocello] I'm here in
the inner city, surrounded by

what is referred to
as gangster bangers.

I need a way to connect
to this wonderful community,

but how without
cultural appropriation?

There's only one thing
I can do.

Rap to them.

♪♪

♪ [rapping] You decent, nigga,
but, see, I'm different ♪

♪ You see, my mind insane,
the nano blades ♪

♪ See with the beef out,
Betty dip when the piece out ♪

♪ Like '90s slang,
you bitch nigga ♪

[cheers and applause]

[emcee] We got
a surprise battle going on.

One of the contestants
is not a surprise.

Nigga just walked on stage,

and he the biggest nigga
in here.

But I want y'all
to make some noise

for Ness Lee,
the Atlanta legend, man.

Y'all know what's going on.

[cheers and applause]

And I got another contestant,

Professor Nira Cain

from Reed College, Oregon.

It's on Ness to go first.

Make some noise, man.

[laughter, chatter]

♪ I say lyricism takes
real time and dedication ♪

♪ So, let's get straight to
the point, my nigga ♪

♪ You gonna slapped, and that's
just for reparation ♪

[laughter, cheering]

♪ Uh, "gangster rap,"
if I may use that ♪

♪ In, uh, quotation marks,
so to speak ♪

♪ Is, uh, seen as
a rebellion against ... ♪

Talk to him!

[indistinct shouting]

♪ However, if I may quote
Professor Anthony Badgerieral ♪

♪ In his seminal thesis
of 1997 ♪

♪ He made it clear, so, uh,
please wave your hands ♪

♪ In the air if you do care
about women's rights ♪

[indistinct shouting]

♪ I would say that I am
slightly easy to be triggered ♪

♪ And please
respond respectfully ♪

[indistinct shouting]

Holla!

[shouting continues]

♪ Hey, yo, at the end
of the day ♪

♪ If I ever see you on the
block, I'm gonna run that up ♪

♪ "Please respond resp..."
Shut your dumb-ass up ♪

[laughter, cheering]

♪ I'll slap your white ass ♪

♪ And I go back to your crib,
and I'll grab your wife ass ♪

[man] Yeah!

♪ Ever leave me alone with her
for over five minutes ♪

♪ I'mma slide in
and tell her ♪

♪ That nine inches
is a white privilege ♪

[cheering, shouting]

♪ I appreciate your comments ♪

♪ Firstly, I do not
have a wife ♪

♪ She is a partner who is
an equal partner in me ♪

♪ If there was consensual love
making between you and her ♪

♪ I would approve of it,
and it's happened in the past ♪

♪ I would wait
outside the yurt ♪

♪ And I would listen
to a podcast ♪

♪ With noise-canceling
headphones ♪

♪ To drown out
any of her moaning ♪

[indistinct shouting]

Please, please.

♪ I suffer from macrophallus,
and I find it an encumbrance ♪

♪ You talk, uh,
in bragging terms ♪

♪ About the size
of your phallus ♪

Right, right, right.

♪ I believe the inverse
is true ♪

♪ I, myself, am ashamed ♪

♪ That I have a larger
phallus than you ♪

[shouting, cheering]

[man] Gimme some!

Gimme some!
Gimme some!

That's what you do!
That's how you talk to him!

Yo!
[chuckles]

[indistinct shouting]

[shouting continues]

[man chanting
in native language]

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[group chanting
in native language]

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