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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,172 --> 00:00:51,412 Gentlemen, when I look at this battlefield, 2 00:00:51,413 --> 00:00:54,343 I see some of the bravest men ever to wear a uniform. 3 00:00:54,344 --> 00:00:55,585 Is that you, Johnson? 4 00:00:55,586 --> 00:00:57,172 You're a real lazy piece of shit. 5 00:00:58,620 --> 00:00:59,723 Johnson, wake up! 6 00:00:59,724 --> 00:01:01,447 Sorry, sir. Just guarding the tank. 7 00:01:01,448 --> 00:01:02,757 You were sleeping. I heard you. 8 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:05,067 But it's just so comfortable up here. 9 00:01:05,068 --> 00:01:06,723 I, huh... 10 00:01:06,724 --> 00:01:08,792 Goddammit. 11 00:01:08,793 --> 00:01:10,378 And you there, stop posing. 12 00:01:10,379 --> 00:01:11,379 - Sorry, sir. - Sorry, sir. 13 00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:12,895 Fucking showboats. 14 00:01:12,896 --> 00:01:14,343 Excuse me, dear capitan. 15 00:01:14,344 --> 00:01:15,930 What do you want? 16 00:01:15,931 --> 00:01:17,240 Can I get some cigarettes? 17 00:01:17,241 --> 00:01:19,136 - No. - How about a rifle? 18 00:01:19,137 --> 00:01:20,516 You're a prisoner of war. 19 00:01:20,517 --> 00:01:22,412 That doesn't mean we can still be friends. 20 00:01:22,413 --> 00:01:24,723 - It does actually. - Does it really? 21 00:01:24,724 --> 00:01:26,895 I've never heard that. How about a bugle? 22 00:01:26,896 --> 00:01:28,723 We already have a guy who plays the bugle. 23 00:01:28,724 --> 00:01:30,792 I can for sure play better than him. 24 00:01:30,793 --> 00:01:32,067 It's true. I suck. 25 00:01:32,068 --> 00:01:33,723 I'm not giving you a bugle. 26 00:01:33,724 --> 00:01:36,136 If I had it my way I would kill all Germans in this place. 27 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:38,931 But you already killed all the Germans in this place. 28 00:01:41,241 --> 00:01:44,274 I'd do it again in a heartbeat, so do not test me. 29 00:01:44,275 --> 00:01:46,378 Ouch. It's pretty mean to threaten someone 30 00:01:46,379 --> 00:01:47,826 with a war crime, my friend. 31 00:01:47,827 --> 00:01:49,067 We aren't fri... 32 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:50,619 Sir, I see something over there. 33 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:52,412 What is it was? Where's Johnson? 34 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,274 Yeehaw. 35 00:01:54,275 --> 00:01:56,586 Johnson, you yahoo! Everybody run! 36 00:02:19,689 --> 00:02:22,827 This is the "Video Journal of Neurosurgery" with... 37 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,274 Guys, I told you the list is endless. 38 00:02:27,275 --> 00:02:28,619 So, why wait? 39 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:30,723 Call this toll-free number and order now. 40 00:02:30,724 --> 00:02:31,931 Please stop. 41 00:02:37,172 --> 00:02:38,655 Oh, wait. 42 00:02:41,206 --> 00:02:43,413 So good. 43 00:02:48,379 --> 00:02:50,205 Come on. 44 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:01,205 Hey! 45 00:03:01,206 --> 00:03:02,964 Man, I'm getting crazy. 46 00:03:06,068 --> 00:03:07,481 Yeah! Yeah! 47 00:03:07,482 --> 00:03:09,136 I'm out of my fucking mind. 48 00:03:09,137 --> 00:03:11,205 Ahh! 49 00:03:11,206 --> 00:03:12,550 Fuck it up! 50 00:03:16,448 --> 00:03:18,481 Shh. Hey. What's up, bud. 51 00:03:18,482 --> 00:03:20,171 Get out of here! Stop! 52 00:03:20,172 --> 00:03:21,895 Hey, make sure you wipe. 53 00:03:21,896 --> 00:03:23,516 ♪ Writing this down ♪ 54 00:03:23,517 --> 00:03:25,654 ♪ 'Cause she knows I'll never leave her ♪ 55 00:03:25,655 --> 00:03:27,792 ♪ 'Cause I can't live without her ♪ 56 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:29,067 Take it, take it down. 57 00:03:29,068 --> 00:03:30,931 You want some of that? 58 00:03:32,965 --> 00:03:34,481 This is my dick. 59 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:36,861 That's right, it's big. 60 00:03:36,862 --> 00:03:38,379 Now, don't be a pussy. 61 00:03:39,689 --> 00:03:42,516 Oh, shit. Are you hurt? 62 00:03:42,517 --> 00:03:44,516 ♪ I don't think you ever made a big mistake ♪ 63 00:03:44,517 --> 00:03:47,481 ♪ Cause I don't want to get you off my back ♪ 64 00:03:47,482 --> 00:03:49,964 ♪ No wonder we hate the same things ♪ 65 00:03:49,965 --> 00:03:52,757 ♪ I hate everyone else ♪ 66 00:03:54,137 --> 00:03:56,654 Let's fuck it up! 67 00:03:56,655 --> 00:03:59,343 ♪ I don't think you ever made a big mistake ♪ 68 00:03:59,344 --> 00:04:01,792 Welcome, everyone, to party of... 69 00:04:01,793 --> 00:04:05,586 - Let's fuck shit up! - Let's fuck shit up! 70 00:04:10,827 --> 00:04:12,067 These are yours. 71 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:13,343 That's the closest you'll be 72 00:04:13,344 --> 00:04:14,964 to any pussy everything. 73 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:16,240 - Oh! - Shut the fuck up. 74 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:17,516 I get pussy. 75 00:04:17,517 --> 00:04:19,274 - Oh you get what... - I get pussy. 76 00:04:19,275 --> 00:04:20,585 - Yeah. - Who's pussy? 77 00:04:20,586 --> 00:04:21,723 Dick. 78 00:04:26,310 --> 00:04:28,516 Let me get a shot of this fine piece of meat right here. 79 00:04:28,517 --> 00:04:30,688 Look at this. It looks good on you. 80 00:04:30,689 --> 00:04:32,205 Why do you look hotter than Rachel? 81 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:33,826 - Who wore it better? - That's what I'm saying. 82 00:04:33,827 --> 00:04:34,964 Poor Rachel. 83 00:04:34,965 --> 00:04:36,240 Don't even make that comparison. 84 00:04:36,241 --> 00:04:37,931 I'm fine as fuck, dude. 85 00:04:40,103 --> 00:04:43,171 Listen, this is a very special episode, 86 00:04:43,172 --> 00:04:45,067 because tonight, R.A.C.K is going on a mission. 87 00:04:45,068 --> 00:04:46,723 We're breaking into the Colony! 88 00:04:46,724 --> 00:04:48,999 Don't use that word, dumb-ass. What is wrong with you? 89 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,585 We're visiting the Colony. 90 00:04:50,586 --> 00:04:53,792 The infamous Colony Underground. 91 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,723 Why do you got to keep acting so fruity lately? 92 00:04:55,724 --> 00:04:57,103 What's it you, Mohammed? 93 00:04:58,586 --> 00:05:00,723 Anywho, for those of you born yesterday, 94 00:05:00,724 --> 00:05:02,999 The Colony Underground was this really wicked... 95 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,516 It was an art collective. 96 00:05:04,517 --> 00:05:06,171 "It was an arts art collective?" 97 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:10,240 So, this art collective had like hella shows all the time. 98 00:05:10,241 --> 00:05:12,378 It was all ages, and some pretty big bands 99 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:14,757 would come from the city, like the KGB, 100 00:05:14,758 --> 00:05:19,585 Eddie Cash and the Star Fuckers, Valentine Fox, 101 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:21,654 mostly pumping hardcore stuff. Yeah. 102 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,412 We totally would have played there. 103 00:05:23,413 --> 00:05:25,309 - Yeah. - For sure. 104 00:05:25,310 --> 00:05:26,861 - For real. - We would have if it weren't 105 00:05:26,862 --> 00:05:28,412 for the freak electrical fire 106 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:31,378 that broke out three years ago to the day. 107 00:05:31,379 --> 00:05:35,136 - Wait, seriously? - Yeah, March 6, 1996. 108 00:05:35,137 --> 00:05:36,343 It's March 5th. 109 00:05:36,344 --> 00:05:38,206 Can you let him talk? God! 110 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:45,171 Three years ago, a freak electrical fire 111 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:47,481 barbecued the inside of The Colony Underground 112 00:05:47,482 --> 00:05:51,792 and claimed four innocent lives. 113 00:05:51,793 --> 00:05:56,723 The lives of the very band that headlined that night. 114 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,550 Legend has it their bodies only burned 115 00:05:58,551 --> 00:06:03,309 after being trampled to death by their own fans. 116 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:07,136 Fans so desperate to escape the towering flames 117 00:06:07,137 --> 00:06:11,240 they crushed their heroes under foot without a second thought. 118 00:06:11,241 --> 00:06:12,481 Dude, keep going. 119 00:06:12,482 --> 00:06:13,999 Hmm? 120 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,378 Oh, yeah, yeah look how freaked out Ankur looks. 121 00:06:16,379 --> 00:06:18,757 Shut up, I'm fine. 122 00:06:18,758 --> 00:06:20,171 Oh, your left pocket. 123 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:22,378 Is Ankur a little bitch? Let's see, let's see. 124 00:06:22,379 --> 00:06:25,516 Yo, it is turning! It is turning. 125 00:06:25,517 --> 00:06:27,274 Swear to God, look, look, look! 126 00:06:27,275 --> 00:06:28,550 Okay, okay, okay. 127 00:06:28,551 --> 00:06:33,792 So, that band was Bitch Cat. 128 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,688 You can cut in stuff from the tape you have right there? 129 00:06:35,689 --> 00:06:37,688 - Yeah. - That'd be a cool transition. 130 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,033 What tape? 131 00:06:39,034 --> 00:06:41,034 Oh, dude it's so sick. 132 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,550 At church. Can't you tell? 133 00:06:51,931 --> 00:06:54,067 ♪ You want it your way ♪ 134 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:58,585 ♪ Well, why don't you stay so? ♪ 135 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:04,136 ♪ Ah, keep stuffing your face ♪ 136 00:07:04,137 --> 00:07:05,723 ♪ Eat cake as you... ♪ 137 00:07:05,724 --> 00:07:08,447 Well, we weren't made by a corporation. 138 00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:11,964 We grew our sound and our following grassroots. 139 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,068 ♪ What is it gonna take? ♪ 140 00:07:16,482 --> 00:07:18,861 ♪ I guess I've seen it all ♪ 141 00:07:18,862 --> 00:07:21,550 ♪ I know I've seen too much, oh ♪ 142 00:07:21,551 --> 00:07:23,930 ♪ My God, what could it take? ♪ 143 00:07:23,931 --> 00:07:26,654 We got in Dierdre's van, and basically just played 144 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:27,930 anywhere that'd take us. 145 00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:31,826 We're road warriors, man. Yeah. 146 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:37,171 ♪ Don't care about your angels ♪ 147 00:07:37,172 --> 00:07:41,067 ♪ Get off my back, boy ♪ 148 00:07:41,068 --> 00:07:44,102 We don't even feel like we relate to LA anymore. 149 00:07:44,103 --> 00:07:46,309 Like, that stage is our home. 150 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:49,205 Yeah and the fans our family, for sure. 151 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:54,481 Our shows are these huge parties. 152 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:57,240 Everyone belongs. Everybody has a killer time. 153 00:07:57,241 --> 00:07:59,757 ♪ Too bad 'cause I say so ♪ 154 00:07:59,758 --> 00:08:01,274 Sure. 155 00:08:01,275 --> 00:08:04,137 I mean, what's the party without a little bit of violence? 156 00:08:05,137 --> 00:08:07,309 ♪ We came out to play ♪ 157 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:12,171 ♪ Get off of my stage, bro ♪ 158 00:08:12,172 --> 00:08:14,619 ♪ Get off my fucking stage ♪ 159 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,516 ♪ My God, what could it be? ♪ 160 00:08:16,517 --> 00:08:19,688 I think America got, like, a rage revolution on the way. 161 00:08:19,689 --> 00:08:21,964 Everyone's just so mad. 162 00:08:21,965 --> 00:08:24,516 ♪ Let's go, let's go ♪ 163 00:08:24,517 --> 00:08:26,205 Everybody's daddy got too rich. 164 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:29,619 Yeah, so give us all your fucking money, daddy. 165 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:32,067 Give us your money! 166 00:08:32,068 --> 00:08:35,171 ♪ Bad boy, you already know ♪ 167 00:08:35,172 --> 00:08:40,205 ♪ I'm no angel ♪ 168 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:47,102 ♪ Diamonds turns black ♪ 169 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,861 Play or die. 170 00:08:57,862 --> 00:08:59,724 Play or die. 171 00:08:59,793 --> 00:09:01,619 Play or die. 172 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:05,447 Play or die! 173 00:09:05,448 --> 00:09:07,792 Oh, my God, look he's fucked up. 174 00:09:07,793 --> 00:09:10,550 Hey! Hurry! Come on, come on. 175 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:11,792 Yo, wait, wait. 176 00:09:11,793 --> 00:09:14,619 Tell everyone about the mission today. 177 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:16,550 R.A.C.K is going to The Colony Underground 178 00:09:16,551 --> 00:09:18,240 to play a show on whatever is left at that stage. 179 00:09:18,241 --> 00:09:19,964 And we're going to suck though because we've been rehearsing, 180 00:09:19,965 --> 00:09:21,516 what, two months? 181 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:22,757 Yeah, show out to your Nazi dictator dad. 182 00:09:22,758 --> 00:09:24,861 I hope that's... Oh my God, whatever. 183 00:09:24,862 --> 00:09:26,585 No, wait come on. Like, what else though? 184 00:09:26,586 --> 00:09:28,343 What else? I don't know. 185 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:30,481 We're going to get the gear, if there's any that works. 186 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:33,240 Yeah, but why'd you make a stop here? Your house? 187 00:09:33,241 --> 00:09:34,654 - Come on, K. - Hey, no. 188 00:09:34,655 --> 00:09:36,792 I just think inquiring minds want to know 189 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:40,136 if you're really just scared little pussy bitch. 190 00:09:40,137 --> 00:09:42,723 That's all I want to know! Come on! 191 00:09:42,724 --> 00:09:45,861 Hey, I'm sorry. I meant to say a little scaredy baby 192 00:09:45,862 --> 00:09:48,136 who thinks he's going to meet some ghosts. 193 00:09:48,137 --> 00:09:52,550 Yo, Rachel, get the camera. Get the fucking camera, Rachel. 194 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,378 Why's Ankur being a little bitch right now? 195 00:09:54,379 --> 00:09:55,757 Stop. 196 00:09:55,758 --> 00:09:57,240 Do you want your mommy because you don't come home. 197 00:09:57,241 --> 00:09:58,619 Get off me! 198 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:01,068 Oh, no! The lady ghosts are going to eat me. 199 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,792 Dude, I can't believe we're here right now. 200 00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:08,585 Come on, it's going to be fun. Come on, let's just go. 201 00:10:08,586 --> 00:10:10,343 Rach, those chicks seem kind nice. 202 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:12,067 I just don't think we should fuck with their gravesite. 203 00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:13,585 But, like, you have to say why. 204 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:16,309 Come on, it'll make a better video. 205 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:18,137 I think it's cool. 206 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,999 Okay, fine. 207 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,067 So, you know these stories, okay? 208 00:10:23,068 --> 00:10:25,688 Hindu stories about bhuts. 209 00:10:25,689 --> 00:10:28,516 - Bhuts? - Yeah, dead people. 210 00:10:28,517 --> 00:10:32,378 Restless spirits with unfinished business, and supposedly 211 00:10:32,379 --> 00:10:35,550 if you bother them they'll like, they just like... 212 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:36,930 They'll what? 213 00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:38,862 They'll fucking possess you, okay? 214 00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:47,447 - Yes! - We're in. 215 00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:50,723 So, that's why you went home and got a baggie of spices? 216 00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:53,585 They're like ghost killing spices. 217 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,792 Dude, just stop, I don't want... 218 00:10:54,793 --> 00:10:56,102 Relax, spice boy. 219 00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:57,447 Get off my dick, motherfucker. 220 00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:00,309 Wow, calm your fucking tits, dude. 221 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,619 Yo, hey, wait up. 222 00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:07,516 Welcome to what's left of The Colony Underground. 223 00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:09,964 Like, literally so far underground. 224 00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:12,481 Yeah, like six feet under. 225 00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:14,136 It's insane the whole audience 226 00:11:14,137 --> 00:11:15,585 actually got out of here alive. 227 00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:18,205 Yeah, well, they sacrifice the band to do it. 228 00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:21,585 Imagine dying in a stampede. 229 00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:24,033 Herd mentality, dude. Sheep. 230 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:26,895 Still smells like a fire in here. 231 00:11:26,896 --> 00:11:28,586 Crispy bodies. 232 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,930 Whoa. 233 00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:37,586 What? 234 00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:40,447 Rach, I don't... 235 00:11:40,448 --> 00:11:43,827 Dude, come on. just go. Come on. Hurry up. 236 00:11:51,655 --> 00:11:52,964 Boo! 237 00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:57,136 This place is a total maze. 238 00:11:57,137 --> 00:12:00,654 So many hallways. 239 00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:02,102 We've been down here for 10 minutes. 240 00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:03,481 I have no idea how to get back out. 241 00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:05,999 Chill. I know the way. 242 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:10,412 What is this? 243 00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:11,930 The hell if I know. 244 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,826 I think somebody lives down here. 245 00:12:19,827 --> 00:12:22,688 Look, look. Come here. 246 00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:25,343 Look at this here. 247 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,826 Why would anybody want to live here? 248 00:12:26,827 --> 00:12:29,481 Well, I mean, for a homeless guy, it's not that bad. 249 00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:34,309 - Yeah, I bet. - Look at all the... 250 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:36,309 I bet we're not alone. 251 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:38,102 Dude, seriously. It's just us here. 252 00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:40,343 I know it is. That's some crackhead, 253 00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,654 heroin-licking homeless guy here. 254 00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:44,033 Can you please stop? 255 00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:45,689 Sorry. 256 00:12:47,758 --> 00:12:50,102 What are you doing? Stop. Don't go in there. 257 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,585 - Come on. - Whooo. 258 00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:52,895 Dude, seriously? 259 00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:54,274 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 260 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,103 You're joking. 261 00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:59,688 - Not really. - Yeah, fuck that. 262 00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:03,793 Anyway, look, somebody made a shrine. 263 00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:10,895 - What'd you guys find? - Whoa. 264 00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:12,757 No way. 265 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,378 Yo, Kaleb stop that. 266 00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,309 Yo, that's not cool. 267 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:20,723 Stop, dude. 268 00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:22,585 Whatever, bro. 269 00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:30,033 Rachel, come here, come here. You see this? 270 00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:33,309 Eww. Is... is that a boot? 271 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,586 Melted into the floor. 272 00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:42,378 These belong to one of the band chicks, you think? 273 00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:43,757 Yeah, my money's on the base player. 274 00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:44,964 She wore boots like that. 275 00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,240 I'm pretty sure they all wear boots. 276 00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:48,240 Stop saying that word. 277 00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:50,447 What? Boots? 278 00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:51,930 Yo, Rach, come here, you got to get this. 279 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,240 - What? - Shit, no way. 280 00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:54,757 No fucking way. Yo, Rachel, come here. 281 00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:56,240 - What? What is it? - Okay, you remember 282 00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:58,205 Amanda Pears, right? Yeah. 283 00:13:58,206 --> 00:13:59,447 You cannot tell me I could squeeze her 284 00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:01,102 fat ass through here. 285 00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:02,550 - Dude, there's no way. - There's no way! 286 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,378 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 287 00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:07,033 Yeah, no one like ripped off after asking. 288 00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:09,757 That's why she can't a job anymore except the gas station 289 00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:11,136 because she walks too funny. 290 00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:13,826 Ah-ha-ha. 291 00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:16,619 Fuck! It felt like someone pulled me. 292 00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,585 Yeah, you fucking tripped, dude. 293 00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:20,412 Guys, come quick! 294 00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:26,930 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 295 00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:28,619 Yo, did you guys do this? 296 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,826 No fucking way. 297 00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:34,067 Rachel, look at this. 298 00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:36,205 - Did you do this? - No. 299 00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,654 Hey, Ankur. 300 00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:38,757 Surprise, bitch! 301 00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:41,343 You guys fucking suck. 302 00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:43,757 Do you seriously think some ghost set up your kit? 303 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,240 No. Did you, like, steal this out of my house? 304 00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:48,171 Yeah, I fucking did. What are you do about it? 305 00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:49,654 You going to cry about it? You guys are fucking unreal. 306 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,585 Big cry baby. 307 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,895 Alright, everyone try not to suck, okay? 308 00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,757 - Oh, for sure. - You're the boss. 309 00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:58,447 - Let's just go. - Thanks. 310 00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,931 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 311 00:15:03,931 --> 00:15:07,550 Hey, hey, hey! 312 00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:08,861 Let's go! 313 00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:16,067 Guys? 314 00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:17,792 Guys, what the fuck? 315 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,309 Guys, seriously? 316 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,447 Dude, cut it out. 317 00:15:22,448 --> 00:15:25,447 You guys think your having so much fun right now. 318 00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:29,000 If this is a joke, I'm going to fucking kill you all. 319 00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:36,309 Yes, let's go. 320 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,102 He's so predictable. 321 00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:41,274 No, we like really got you with the whole... 322 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,205 It's been like three times already. 323 00:15:43,206 --> 00:15:45,964 I know. Hey. 324 00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:47,274 Tell the people what you're... 325 00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:49,171 How your feeling right now? 326 00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:50,758 Mr. Ankur, tell them right here. 327 00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:55,688 What? 328 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,205 Dude, you have to admit we got you so good. 329 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,448 Yo, it was fucking fun, man. Seriously. 330 00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:03,688 Yo, like, we're just fucking around. 331 00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:06,000 - Look, it was my idea. - Come on. 332 00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:11,654 - I'm sorry. - Yikes. 333 00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:15,379 Why can't you learn how to take a fucking joke, spice boy? 334 00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,136 - Oh, what? - Ankur. 335 00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:19,412 What are you doing right now, bro? 336 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,067 What the fuck? What are you doing? 337 00:16:21,068 --> 00:16:24,585 Don't be such a bitch about this, Ankur! Come back! 338 00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:28,067 I hope the bhuta get all of you! 339 00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:30,102 - Ankur, come on. - Damn. What? 340 00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,171 What the fuck is he talking about? 341 00:16:32,172 --> 00:16:34,619 So, are we still going do the jello thing? 342 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:38,999 Four Bitch Cats. Four sex dolls. 343 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,757 Welcome back, sickos. 344 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,412 We've come to The Colony Understand 345 00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:46,481 to find a very scientific answer to the age-old question. 346 00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:50,343 Just how hard is it to crush four chicks to death? 347 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,171 Let's find out. 348 00:16:52,172 --> 00:16:54,171 You guys ready? 349 00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:56,516 Die, bitch! 350 00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,412 Oh! 351 00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,413 Oh, fuck. 352 00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,241 Are we having problems here? 353 00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:09,827 Die, bitch! 354 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,551 Fuck you! Fuck you! 355 00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:23,067 Did you hear that? 356 00:17:23,068 --> 00:17:25,895 Yeah, it must be a car outside. 357 00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:28,102 Close the road, dude. 358 00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:29,688 Jesus! 359 00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:31,137 Ankur, is that you? 360 00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:35,827 Get off my fucking stage! 361 00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:48,930 What the fuck?! 362 00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:43,102 Play or die. 363 00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:44,965 Play or die. 364 00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:46,862 Play or die. 365 00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:48,757 Play or die. 366 00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:50,999 Play or die! 367 00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:06,137 Shit. Oh, shit, oh, fuck! 368 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,481 Please help! Help! 369 00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:15,000 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, shit! 370 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:23,034 May you peacefully go to your final resting place?! 371 00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,999 Psycho, man. I'm crazy. 372 00:20:51,965 --> 00:20:54,171 Please help me! 373 00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:55,861 Please! 374 00:20:55,862 --> 00:20:57,172 Please, anybody! 375 00:21:00,103 --> 00:21:02,067 Please! 376 00:21:02,068 --> 00:21:04,068 Cut it out! 377 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,620 Help me! 378 00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:10,999 Anybody there?! 379 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,274 Stop it! 380 00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:13,965 Stay away from me! 381 00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:22,620 Let me out! Let me out! 382 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,516 No! 383 00:21:31,965 --> 00:21:34,757 No! 384 00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:36,758 Stop it! 385 00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:28,171 You can feel it in the shows now. 386 00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:31,550 Everyone's just so mad. 387 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,511 What's a party without a little bit of violence? 388 00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:39,826 Let's fuck shit up! 389 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:04,137 Quack, quack. 390 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,103 Hmm. 391 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,586 There you are. 392 00:23:49,586 --> 00:23:51,517 Hello. 393 00:23:55,137 --> 00:23:58,792 Hey. Um, I just... 394 00:23:58,793 --> 00:24:00,206 Okay. 395 00:24:01,344 --> 00:24:02,344 Hi. 396 00:24:02,345 --> 00:24:04,102 I just had to record this video 397 00:24:04,103 --> 00:24:08,102 after going to Beta Sigma Eta today and meeting all the girls. 398 00:24:08,103 --> 00:24:09,826 No, that's bad. 399 00:24:09,827 --> 00:24:11,619 That's bad. Okay. 400 00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:12,689 Okay. 401 00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:17,447 I just want you to know that from the moment 402 00:24:17,448 --> 00:24:19,033 that I walked into Beta Sigma Eta 403 00:24:19,034 --> 00:24:21,136 I knew that it was my home. 404 00:24:21,137 --> 00:24:23,067 I want you girls to be my friends for life, 405 00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:26,654 and I'm not going to apply to any more sororities. 406 00:24:26,655 --> 00:24:28,343 I knew from the moment that I met you 407 00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:30,447 that we will become soul sisters. 408 00:24:30,448 --> 00:24:33,171 - A suicide bid? - Helen? 409 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:35,999 I thought you were studying at the library. 410 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,516 You're only putting one sorority on your application. 411 00:24:39,517 --> 00:24:41,067 A suicide bid. Yeah, I know what 412 00:24:41,068 --> 00:24:42,068 a suicide bid is, Helen. 413 00:24:42,069 --> 00:24:43,688 I'm not stupid. 414 00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:45,274 So, what? 415 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,999 Well, so, if they say no, 416 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,205 you will be excluded from the whole sorority process. 417 00:24:50,206 --> 00:24:52,585 And that means spending your entire freshman year 418 00:24:52,586 --> 00:24:54,067 as an outcast. 419 00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:57,412 You really want to take that risk with those girls? 420 00:24:57,413 --> 00:25:00,172 What do you mean, those girls? 421 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:05,826 I mean, you saw the way they looked at us 422 00:25:05,827 --> 00:25:07,792 when they showed us around? 423 00:25:07,793 --> 00:25:09,171 You mean you really think they'll say yes 424 00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:11,723 to people like us? 425 00:25:11,724 --> 00:25:14,379 No, not us. 426 00:25:17,275 --> 00:25:19,103 Do you have a cigarette? 427 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,068 I can't do this. 428 00:25:27,344 --> 00:25:28,723 Jesus Christ, Annie. 429 00:25:28,724 --> 00:25:31,412 You're going to bring security over here. 430 00:25:31,413 --> 00:25:32,688 What took you guys so long? 431 00:25:32,689 --> 00:25:34,378 Don't get your panties in a twist. 432 00:25:34,379 --> 00:25:35,861 We had to get some supplies. Oh, my God. 433 00:25:35,862 --> 00:25:38,171 Turns out Lily here really likes to party. 434 00:25:38,172 --> 00:25:40,723 Oh, we are going to party. 435 00:25:40,724 --> 00:25:42,619 You guys, you got it? 436 00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:43,688 You got the keys? 437 00:25:43,689 --> 00:25:45,619 My dad will kill me if he finds out. 438 00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:47,895 Yeah, but do you have the keys? 439 00:25:47,896 --> 00:25:49,586 You know I do. 440 00:25:50,689 --> 00:25:52,240 Come on, let's go! 441 00:25:52,241 --> 00:25:54,895 Come on, it's time. 442 00:25:54,896 --> 00:25:57,033 Hey, Lindsay. 443 00:25:57,034 --> 00:25:58,241 - Oh, shit. - Oh my God. 444 00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,930 We're going to have a fun night. 445 00:26:02,931 --> 00:26:06,999 - Oh, my gosh. - Tote college. 446 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,654 Isn't she the cutest? 447 00:26:08,655 --> 00:26:11,619 Welcome! 448 00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:14,586 Oh, my gosh, this place is incredible. 449 00:26:18,241 --> 00:26:21,378 Pretty cool, huh? 450 00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:23,895 Oh, man, we loved your message. 451 00:26:23,896 --> 00:26:26,274 It was so heartfelt. 452 00:26:26,275 --> 00:26:27,895 Wasn't it girls? 453 00:26:27,896 --> 00:26:30,240 - So cute. - Adorable. 454 00:26:30,241 --> 00:26:32,309 We were so flattered that you would suicide bid 455 00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:34,481 just to join our sorority. 456 00:26:34,482 --> 00:26:37,033 Yeah, friends forever. 457 00:26:37,034 --> 00:26:38,412 Yes, soul sisters. 458 00:26:38,413 --> 00:26:40,931 - Soul sisters! - Soul sisters! 459 00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:45,586 So, what are we doing here? 460 00:26:48,862 --> 00:26:51,482 Have you ever heard of The Legend of Guiltine? 461 00:26:53,758 --> 00:26:57,274 Guiltine, was a pretty young freshman who went here to TCU 462 00:26:57,275 --> 00:26:59,585 maybe 20 years ago. 463 00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:05,171 She wanted to join a sorority, our sorority just like you. 464 00:27:05,172 --> 00:27:08,585 And she was desperate and alone, just like you. 465 00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:11,688 And the girls took her back here and into the graveyard. 466 00:27:11,689 --> 00:27:14,723 And they told her that in order to be a part of their sorority, 467 00:27:14,724 --> 00:27:17,999 she had to spend the night buried in a coffin. 468 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,171 Only they didn't just leave her there for a night. 469 00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:23,619 They left her there for an entire week. 470 00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:26,343 And when they finally dug her up... 471 00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:28,206 There was no one in it. 472 00:27:30,310 --> 00:27:31,654 What happened to her? 473 00:27:31,655 --> 00:27:33,171 No one knows. 474 00:27:33,172 --> 00:27:37,895 Some say she just crawled right through into the underworld. 475 00:27:37,896 --> 00:27:39,826 And if you listen closely, 476 00:27:39,827 --> 00:27:42,481 sometimes you can hear a knocking sound. 477 00:27:42,482 --> 00:27:46,378 It's Guiltine, desperate and alone. 478 00:27:46,379 --> 00:27:48,447 Looking for someone awake who she can take back 479 00:27:48,448 --> 00:27:50,000 into the underworld to play with. 480 00:27:51,448 --> 00:27:53,171 Drink up! 481 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,206 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 482 00:28:00,551 --> 00:28:02,379 We have something for you. 483 00:28:04,689 --> 00:28:05,826 Surprise, bitch. 484 00:28:05,827 --> 00:28:08,309 No way! 485 00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:11,171 We want you to join our family. Right, girls? 486 00:28:11,172 --> 00:28:13,688 We just need you to do one thing first. 487 00:28:13,689 --> 00:28:14,895 Thank you. Okay. 488 00:28:14,896 --> 00:28:18,309 One tiny thing. 489 00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:21,136 We need you to spend the night in a coffin. 490 00:28:21,137 --> 00:28:23,655 Just like Guiltine. 491 00:28:25,241 --> 00:28:28,240 Come on! 492 00:28:28,241 --> 00:28:29,964 You're going to have fun, I promise. 493 00:28:29,965 --> 00:28:31,171 Okay. 494 00:28:31,172 --> 00:28:32,612 You're going to be scared shitless. 495 00:28:35,034 --> 00:28:36,551 Oh. 496 00:28:41,724 --> 00:28:44,067 Um, Annie, I don't know if I'm actually want to do this. 497 00:28:44,068 --> 00:28:46,378 Oh, come on, Lily. 498 00:28:46,379 --> 00:28:48,309 We all had to do it. 499 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,792 You... you all did this? 500 00:28:50,793 --> 00:28:54,274 Sure. 501 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:56,309 It really isn't that bad. 502 00:28:56,310 --> 00:28:57,895 I promise. Okay. 503 00:28:57,896 --> 00:29:00,516 There's enough air in a coffin to last you 24 hours. 504 00:29:00,517 --> 00:29:02,240 The faster you breathe, the faster you use up 505 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,034 your air so you can't panic. 506 00:29:05,724 --> 00:29:09,309 You can pull this cord at any time, and it'll ring the bell. 507 00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:11,274 And we'll come and dig you up. 508 00:29:11,275 --> 00:29:13,481 But if you do, you'll have forfeited your place 509 00:29:13,482 --> 00:29:15,930 in our sorority. 510 00:29:15,931 --> 00:29:18,067 Here you go. 511 00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:20,274 We want to see how scared you get. 512 00:29:20,275 --> 00:29:22,241 And so, you can see down there. 513 00:29:24,068 --> 00:29:26,171 Just be brave. 514 00:29:26,172 --> 00:29:27,999 It really isn't that bad. 515 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,137 Annie probably won't let you stay on there all night. 516 00:29:36,965 --> 00:29:38,240 Take this. 517 00:29:38,241 --> 00:29:40,792 Only open it when you're most scared 518 00:29:40,793 --> 00:29:42,585 and about to pull the cord. 519 00:29:42,586 --> 00:29:45,516 It'll give you strength. I promise you. 520 00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,068 Thank you. 521 00:29:49,241 --> 00:29:51,171 Watch out for Guiltine. 522 00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:53,412 If you hear her knock, whatever you do, 523 00:29:53,413 --> 00:29:55,067 don't let her know you're down there. 524 00:29:55,068 --> 00:29:56,792 If you let her know you're alive, 525 00:29:56,793 --> 00:30:00,585 she will take you back to the world of the dead to play with. 526 00:30:00,586 --> 00:30:02,137 She's just fucking with you. 527 00:30:08,931 --> 00:30:16,378 B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E! 528 00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:19,895 Good luck down there. Don't get too scared. 529 00:30:19,896 --> 00:30:21,792 Oh, it's nice and cozy. 530 00:30:21,793 --> 00:30:23,068 Any last words? 531 00:30:25,793 --> 00:30:26,931 Alright. 532 00:30:28,275 --> 00:30:33,723 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 533 00:30:33,724 --> 00:30:38,586 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 534 00:30:39,793 --> 00:30:40,965 Whoo! 535 00:30:42,172 --> 00:30:44,826 Oh, earth, earth. 536 00:30:44,827 --> 00:30:47,274 Oh, moist earth. 537 00:30:47,275 --> 00:30:51,895 You took away my father and my dear mother. 538 00:30:51,896 --> 00:30:56,654 You took away my father and my dear mother, 539 00:30:56,655 --> 00:31:03,068 then take me also for I am very lonely. 540 00:31:08,758 --> 00:31:11,103 Nighty-night. 541 00:31:43,172 --> 00:31:45,171 It's okay. 542 00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:47,688 It's okay, just don't panic. 543 00:31:47,689 --> 00:31:49,137 Don't panic. 544 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,343 [Exhales sharply It's okay. 545 00:32:07,344 --> 00:32:09,826 It's all just for show. 546 00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:12,274 They're not going to leave you down here. 547 00:32:12,275 --> 00:32:14,344 Come on, you knew they were going to do this. 548 00:32:16,827 --> 00:32:18,688 I'm not scared. 549 00:32:18,689 --> 00:32:20,310 I'm not scared. 550 00:32:20,379 --> 00:32:21,758 I'm not scared. 551 00:32:39,655 --> 00:32:42,172 Oh, Helen, if you could see me now. 552 00:32:51,517 --> 00:32:53,585 What did you do this weekend? 553 00:32:53,586 --> 00:32:57,309 Library? Oh, that's cool. Me? 554 00:32:57,310 --> 00:33:00,689 Oh, you know, the usual, just buried alive in a coffin. 555 00:33:23,379 --> 00:33:26,895 No, that's what you want, isn't it? 556 00:33:26,896 --> 00:33:30,343 You want me to fail so I can end up like you. 557 00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:33,205 Sad and alone every Friday night wishing a boy, 558 00:33:33,206 --> 00:33:37,033 any boy would ask you out. 559 00:33:37,034 --> 00:33:39,723 But I'm not like you. 560 00:33:39,724 --> 00:33:41,310 I'm like them. 561 00:33:45,896 --> 00:33:49,412 It's okay. 562 00:33:49,413 --> 00:33:51,344 It's all going to be okay. 563 00:34:01,137 --> 00:34:02,516 Hello? 564 00:34:02,517 --> 00:34:04,379 Hello? Hello? 565 00:34:07,034 --> 00:34:08,482 Hello? 566 00:34:22,758 --> 00:34:26,241 She's probably so scared. 567 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,172 The box, the box. 568 00:34:53,862 --> 00:34:55,551 What the fuck? 569 00:34:58,827 --> 00:35:00,861 Aw, poor baby. 570 00:35:00,862 --> 00:35:02,481 Poor Lily. 571 00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:23,274 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! 572 00:35:23,275 --> 00:35:25,447 Oh, my God. 573 00:35:25,448 --> 00:35:27,172 She's definitely shit herself. 574 00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:37,792 Let me out! Let me out! 575 00:35:37,793 --> 00:35:39,517 Let me out! 576 00:36:03,103 --> 00:36:05,343 Get the bell. 577 00:36:05,344 --> 00:36:07,136 If they find out we're doing a hazing prank, 578 00:36:07,137 --> 00:36:08,412 we'll all get expelled. 579 00:36:08,413 --> 00:36:09,930 Fuck! My dad will kill me! 580 00:36:09,931 --> 00:36:11,412 No one's getting expelled. 581 00:36:11,413 --> 00:36:12,999 We'll hide and we'll come back later. 582 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,205 But what about Lily? 583 00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:16,136 I said we'll come back later. 584 00:36:16,137 --> 00:36:17,551 Let's go. 585 00:36:31,448 --> 00:36:34,033 Hey, dispatch for 1061 at the cemetery, 586 00:36:34,034 --> 00:36:36,551 do respond with an update. 587 00:36:40,517 --> 00:36:41,826 Fuck this. 588 00:36:41,827 --> 00:36:44,517 Let's get back inside before we catch pneumonia. 589 00:36:46,758 --> 00:36:48,585 Help! 590 00:36:48,586 --> 00:36:50,274 I need help! 591 00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:52,757 Let me out! Let me out! 592 00:36:52,758 --> 00:36:54,103 Let me out! 593 00:36:54,172 --> 00:36:56,274 Let me out! 594 00:36:56,275 --> 00:36:59,205 Let me out! Please! 595 00:36:59,206 --> 00:37:00,862 Please, somebody! 596 00:37:17,896 --> 00:37:21,240 Helen, if you ever see this, 597 00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:25,067 I just want you to know that I'm really sorry. 598 00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:28,343 I was such an idiot. 599 00:37:28,344 --> 00:37:30,930 You're my best friend. 600 00:37:30,931 --> 00:37:35,033 You're my only true friend. 601 00:37:35,034 --> 00:37:38,757 I don't know why I thought I could fit in with those girls. 602 00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:41,103 I don't know why I even I wanted to. 603 00:38:03,793 --> 00:38:05,310 Oh, my God. 604 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,930 No! No! 605 00:38:11,931 --> 00:38:14,205 No! No! Let me out! 606 00:38:14,206 --> 00:38:16,379 Let me out! 607 00:38:28,551 --> 00:38:30,654 No! Help me! 608 00:38:30,655 --> 00:38:32,688 Let me out! 609 00:38:32,689 --> 00:38:33,757 Oh, my God! 610 00:38:33,758 --> 00:38:36,757 No! No! No! 611 00:38:36,758 --> 00:38:39,309 Please! No! 612 00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:43,550 Please help me! 613 00:38:43,551 --> 00:38:45,757 Please help! 614 00:38:48,655 --> 00:38:50,550 No! 615 00:38:50,551 --> 00:38:52,447 Help! 616 00:39:10,103 --> 00:39:12,861 Oh, my God! 617 00:39:12,862 --> 00:39:14,412 Annie? 618 00:39:14,413 --> 00:39:16,205 Annie, let me out! Let me out! 619 00:39:16,206 --> 00:39:17,551 Let me out! 620 00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:20,034 Let me out! 621 00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:49,827 Oh, my God! 622 00:40:44,482 --> 00:40:46,586 I'm going to be fucking sick. 623 00:40:47,724 --> 00:40:49,619 Are you fucking filming right now? 624 00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:50,930 We have to get her. 625 00:40:50,931 --> 00:40:52,792 It's too late. 626 00:40:52,793 --> 00:40:54,000 Imogen, no. 627 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:07,033 It's empty. 628 00:41:07,034 --> 00:41:08,482 What are you talking about? 629 00:41:11,103 --> 00:41:13,378 The coffin is empty. 630 00:41:13,379 --> 00:41:15,757 Lily isn't inside. 631 00:41:15,758 --> 00:41:17,482 That's not possible. 632 00:41:35,344 --> 00:41:38,136 - What if Guiltine took her? - Don't be stupid. 633 00:41:38,137 --> 00:41:40,172 Guiltine's just a story. 634 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,412 We were never here, okay? 635 00:41:47,413 --> 00:41:50,067 We never speak of this again. 636 00:41:50,068 --> 00:41:51,586 Understand? 637 00:42:44,620 --> 00:42:46,723 Hello? 638 00:42:46,724 --> 00:42:48,068 Hello?! 639 00:43:08,068 --> 00:43:09,757 Hello, Annie. 640 00:43:09,758 --> 00:43:12,585 I made a deal with Guiltine that if she let me go, 641 00:43:12,586 --> 00:43:16,757 I'd give her as many sisters as she could possibly want. 642 00:43:16,758 --> 00:43:18,826 Her own sorority... 643 00:43:18,827 --> 00:43:20,000 soul sisters. 644 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000 Let me out! 645 00:43:31,068 --> 00:43:33,551 Let me out! 646 00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:35,826 Let me out! 647 00:43:35,827 --> 00:43:37,620 Let... me... out! 648 00:44:05,655 --> 00:44:08,550 Oh, my God! Anderson, are you alive? 649 00:44:08,551 --> 00:44:11,792 Tell it to me straight, Sarge. Am I going to die? 650 00:44:11,793 --> 00:44:13,723 Uh, no, no. 651 00:44:13,724 --> 00:44:15,895 You're... going to be fine. 652 00:44:15,896 --> 00:44:18,447 My legs. I can't feel my legs. 653 00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:20,757 Why can I feel my legs? 654 00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:22,999 Y-You're in shock. Everything will be alright. 655 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,550 It's all getting dark. 656 00:44:24,551 --> 00:44:27,343 So, so dark. 657 00:44:27,344 --> 00:44:29,516 Ah, dammit, he's dead. 658 00:44:29,517 --> 00:44:31,205 I really thought he was going to make it. 659 00:44:31,206 --> 00:44:34,171 Alright, no one else get bitten in half by the rat monster. 660 00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,895 ♪ Oi ♪ 661 00:45:14,896 --> 00:45:17,033 ♪ Yeah, boy ♪ 662 00:45:25,689 --> 00:45:29,378 Welcome, welcome. Welcome to "Ozzy's Dungeon," 663 00:45:29,379 --> 00:45:32,550 where boys and girls battle toe-to-toe 664 00:45:32,551 --> 00:45:35,792 for the opportunity to have their favorite wish granted. 665 00:45:35,793 --> 00:45:37,136 That's right, folks. 666 00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:40,274 Anything your heart desires can be yours 667 00:45:40,275 --> 00:45:42,343 if you make it through the obstacle course 668 00:45:42,344 --> 00:45:45,585 and into Ozzy's Dungeon. 669 00:45:45,586 --> 00:45:49,033 Let's kick things off with our first challenge! 670 00:45:49,034 --> 00:45:51,826 Are you ready? Okay. 671 00:45:51,827 --> 00:45:53,757 And... 672 00:45:53,758 --> 00:45:57,586 Pop those balloons! 673 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,930 Oh, there we go. 674 00:46:02,724 --> 00:46:05,585 What do you wish for? 675 00:46:05,586 --> 00:46:08,826 I want to be the most famous and best basketball player 676 00:46:08,827 --> 00:46:10,654 ever in the world. 677 00:46:10,655 --> 00:46:12,550 You don't want to get dunked on, fool. 678 00:46:12,551 --> 00:46:14,378 He's going to be alright, folks. 679 00:46:14,379 --> 00:46:18,343 That's what makes Ozzy Dungeon, dungeon-y. 680 00:46:18,344 --> 00:46:22,067 Here we go with our first aid team always on standby 681 00:46:22,068 --> 00:46:23,654 to take care of the boys 682 00:46:23,655 --> 00:46:27,171 and girls who might just trip and fall. 683 00:46:27,172 --> 00:46:28,205 They'll be... 684 00:46:28,206 --> 00:46:30,585 They'll be okay eventually. 685 00:46:30,586 --> 00:46:32,619 Oh. 686 00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:37,067 I think my tum-tum is trying to tell me something. 687 00:46:37,068 --> 00:46:39,654 Anybody else hungry out there? 688 00:46:39,655 --> 00:46:40,896 - Me! - Me! 689 00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:46,274 Alrighty then! 690 00:46:46,275 --> 00:46:48,274 Who hasn't seen that movie? 691 00:46:48,275 --> 00:46:51,033 Now, our first team to successfully catch 692 00:46:51,034 --> 00:46:52,447 one of these delicious, 693 00:46:52,448 --> 00:46:56,550 beautiful turkey tonkas in their pie hole 694 00:46:56,551 --> 00:46:58,240 will go on to the next round. 695 00:46:58,241 --> 00:47:00,619 Let's get started. 696 00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:02,964 Ready, and... 697 00:47:02,965 --> 00:47:06,240 Catch that meat! 698 00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:07,585 Close, Blue team. 699 00:47:07,586 --> 00:47:10,033 Oh, Yellow team, we're going to have to open 700 00:47:10,034 --> 00:47:11,895 that pie hole a little more. 701 00:47:11,896 --> 00:47:13,171 Oh, there we go. 702 00:47:13,172 --> 00:47:15,793 Let's go. Let's get that mouth open. 703 00:47:23,724 --> 00:47:28,619 Oh, and we have ourselves a winner. 704 00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:30,757 Drop it. Drop it! 705 00:47:30,758 --> 00:47:34,205 Good girl. Tell us your name and where you're from. 706 00:47:34,206 --> 00:47:36,447 Donna, and I'm from Detroit, Michigan. 707 00:47:36,448 --> 00:47:38,895 Oh, Donna from the Big D. 708 00:47:38,896 --> 00:47:41,585 Well, you traveled quite some way to get here, didn't you? 709 00:47:41,586 --> 00:47:45,378 Mm-hmm. We drove all the way down. 710 00:47:45,379 --> 00:47:47,447 - You drove? - Mm-hmm. 711 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:48,654 In a car? 712 00:47:48,655 --> 00:47:51,137 What? You're couldn't to afford to fly? 713 00:47:54,344 --> 00:47:56,033 - We're actually doing... - Alright. 714 00:47:56,034 --> 00:47:59,757 So, now you know how hard the next challenge is, don't you? 715 00:47:59,758 --> 00:48:02,309 Hmm? Now, not many people make it. 716 00:48:02,310 --> 00:48:06,412 In fact, nobody has, Donna. 717 00:48:06,413 --> 00:48:07,481 But I got a feeling. 718 00:48:07,482 --> 00:48:09,516 Oh, yeah, I got a feeling. 719 00:48:09,517 --> 00:48:11,619 And that feeling starts down in my feet. 720 00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:15,723 And it goes higher and higher, and it rises higher and higher. 721 00:48:15,724 --> 00:48:17,309 Does anybody else have that? 722 00:48:17,310 --> 00:48:19,964 Oh, yes. 723 00:48:19,965 --> 00:48:21,930 Oh, can you feel it Donna? 724 00:48:21,931 --> 00:48:23,171 Now tell me. 725 00:48:23,172 --> 00:48:25,412 What makes you think you are better 726 00:48:25,413 --> 00:48:28,930 than all the boys and girls that came before you? 727 00:48:28,931 --> 00:48:34,550 Well, my family says that I can do anything 728 00:48:34,551 --> 00:48:36,309 I put my mind to. 729 00:48:36,310 --> 00:48:38,068 I know I can. 730 00:48:39,758 --> 00:48:41,171 Right. Sure. 731 00:48:41,172 --> 00:48:42,619 We'll see about that. 732 00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:43,757 I like this one. 733 00:48:43,758 --> 00:48:45,136 Okay, well, Donna, 734 00:48:45,137 --> 00:48:48,550 let's just say that fate does smile upon you 735 00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:54,896 and by some absurd miracle you make it all the way... 736 00:48:55,965 --> 00:48:58,171 What are you going to wish for? 737 00:48:58,172 --> 00:48:59,550 I'm going to wish for... 738 00:49:02,758 --> 00:49:05,861 Any hidden talents out there I should know about? 739 00:49:16,655 --> 00:49:19,585 And welcome back to "Ozzy's Dungeon." 740 00:49:19,586 --> 00:49:21,792 I'm here with the two remaining contestants. 741 00:49:21,793 --> 00:49:25,378 We have Donna from the big D, Detroit, Michigan, 742 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:28,067 and Timmy from the City of Angels, 743 00:49:28,068 --> 00:49:30,171 Los Angeles, California. 744 00:49:30,172 --> 00:49:34,068 Okay, so who's ready for the final challenge? 745 00:49:38,379 --> 00:49:40,274 Okay, kids, we are going to start 746 00:49:40,275 --> 00:49:45,033 by making our way through Ozzy's orifices 747 00:49:45,034 --> 00:49:47,481 and make our way back to find 748 00:49:47,482 --> 00:49:50,619 a hidden flag in the cracked rock. 749 00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:54,861 Then up the ladder we go and through the mouth hole 750 00:49:54,862 --> 00:50:01,378 and down the throat ended in this yucky, mucky mix stomach. 751 00:50:01,379 --> 00:50:03,757 And then through the green jello, 752 00:50:03,758 --> 00:50:05,274 we're going to search and we're going to find 753 00:50:05,275 --> 00:50:06,826 ourselves a red flag. 754 00:50:06,827 --> 00:50:08,033 And with that red flag, 755 00:50:08,034 --> 00:50:10,033 we're going to crawl on our hands 756 00:50:10,034 --> 00:50:12,619 and knees through the large intestine 757 00:50:12,620 --> 00:50:17,205 and then out through the poop chute escape route. 758 00:50:17,206 --> 00:50:18,757 Eww! 759 00:50:18,758 --> 00:50:20,516 Now, if you beat the clock, 760 00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:24,447 and you get me that red flag before the time runs out, 761 00:50:24,448 --> 00:50:26,550 you will be the first contestant 762 00:50:26,551 --> 00:50:29,447 to ever to make it to the dungeon, 763 00:50:29,448 --> 00:50:33,826 meet Ozzy and have that favorite wish... 764 00:50:33,827 --> 00:50:35,378 granted. 765 00:50:35,379 --> 00:50:37,861 Yay! 766 00:50:37,862 --> 00:50:43,309 Okay, now before anything, let us have one minute 767 00:50:43,310 --> 00:50:45,067 on the clock, please. 768 00:50:45,068 --> 00:50:49,171 Wait, kids, wait. Wait for my go. 769 00:50:49,172 --> 00:50:51,585 On your marks... 770 00:50:51,586 --> 00:50:54,067 get set... 771 00:50:54,068 --> 00:50:56,619 Go! Through the orifices. 772 00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:59,309 And they're off through the... Oh! 773 00:50:59,310 --> 00:51:01,516 Timmy, what a horrible start to the game. 774 00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:03,481 Let's go. That's a terrible start. 775 00:51:03,482 --> 00:51:06,516 Now go catch or get that flag. Let's get going. 776 00:51:06,517 --> 00:51:09,343 Oh, Donna's already gotten that red flag 777 00:51:09,344 --> 00:51:11,067 and has made her way up the ladder. 778 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,619 Let's go, baby! 779 00:51:12,620 --> 00:51:15,619 And here she comes down the throat. 780 00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:18,102 Alright, let's dig around for that red flag. 781 00:51:18,103 --> 00:51:20,033 Oh, Timmy's closing the gap. 782 00:51:20,034 --> 00:51:22,688 Oh, adventurous. Very good, Timmy. 783 00:51:22,689 --> 00:51:24,378 You actually made it. 784 00:51:24,379 --> 00:51:27,378 Alright folks, we don't want to get the suit messy. 785 00:51:27,379 --> 00:51:29,861 Did we find... Oh, God, you got the flag. 786 00:51:29,862 --> 00:51:31,447 Into the intestine you go. 787 00:51:31,448 --> 00:51:34,619 Timmy is not very good at all. 788 00:51:34,620 --> 00:51:37,205 One of these... There he goes. 789 00:51:37,206 --> 00:51:40,412 Oh, Timmy almost stood up there for a second. 790 00:51:40,413 --> 00:51:42,585 Okay, let's see who's going to make it 791 00:51:42,586 --> 00:51:46,654 outside of this nice big, long pink hole first. 792 00:51:46,655 --> 00:51:48,895 Who is going to make it out of the long 793 00:51:48,896 --> 00:51:51,067 and winding intestine first? 794 00:51:51,068 --> 00:51:52,999 Oh, there she is. 795 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,516 It's Donna coming out... 796 00:51:54,517 --> 00:51:57,551 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 797 00:51:59,068 --> 00:52:01,309 No! No, Donna! 798 00:52:01,310 --> 00:52:03,102 Donna! No, let me go! 799 00:52:03,103 --> 00:52:04,895 I'mma get Timmy! You can't do this! 800 00:52:04,896 --> 00:52:06,757 Oh, Jesus. 801 00:52:06,758 --> 00:52:08,757 We might need a band-aid. 802 00:52:10,586 --> 00:52:13,309 Oh, for sakes. Don't get that on my shoes. 803 00:52:13,310 --> 00:52:15,171 Don't get that. There you go. 804 00:52:15,172 --> 00:52:17,689 You're out, keep going. Let's go, Donna. 805 00:52:28,758 --> 00:52:30,205 Stop the game, please. 806 00:52:30,206 --> 00:52:31,619 Please stop the game! 807 00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:33,300 - Wait, you mother! - Please stop the game! 808 00:52:45,241 --> 00:52:46,481 Onna coming up. 809 00:52:46,482 --> 00:52:49,206 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 810 00:52:52,137 --> 00:52:53,274 Donna coming up. 811 00:52:53,275 --> 00:52:55,896 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 812 00:52:58,103 --> 00:52:59,343 Donna coming up. 813 00:52:59,344 --> 00:53:02,034 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 814 00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:05,826 No, Donna! 815 00:53:05,827 --> 00:53:07,068 Donna! 816 00:53:21,172 --> 00:53:23,654 Take that shit off. 817 00:53:23,655 --> 00:53:25,379 Yes, mom. 818 00:53:31,379 --> 00:53:32,688 Do you know where you're at? 819 00:53:32,689 --> 00:53:34,378 Huh? 820 00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:35,551 Hmm? 821 00:53:37,206 --> 00:53:39,586 Does none of this look familiar to you? 822 00:53:40,931 --> 00:53:42,309 This is my set. 823 00:53:42,310 --> 00:53:44,379 It's a damn good replica, huh? 824 00:53:47,241 --> 00:53:50,136 Oh, come on. 825 00:53:50,137 --> 00:53:52,171 You're going to hurt Marcus' feelings. 826 00:53:52,172 --> 00:53:54,585 He worked real hard on this. Marcus? 827 00:53:54,586 --> 00:53:56,619 - Didn't you, baby? - I don't know a Marcus. 828 00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:59,654 Yeah. 829 00:53:59,655 --> 00:54:01,550 Okay, how about Donna, my daughter? 830 00:54:01,551 --> 00:54:03,447 - Who? - From Detroit? 831 00:54:03,448 --> 00:54:05,517 I don't know a Donna from Detroit. 832 00:54:09,827 --> 00:54:11,206 We got a lot of kids on the set. 833 00:54:12,586 --> 00:54:13,861 How many were made to? 834 00:54:13,862 --> 00:54:15,205 Ah! 835 00:54:15,206 --> 00:54:19,413 You signed waiver. You signed a waiver. 836 00:54:23,034 --> 00:54:25,965 Everyone... everyone signs a waiver. 837 00:54:28,482 --> 00:54:30,999 Baby? 838 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,379 Baby? Come on, honey. 839 00:54:36,689 --> 00:54:41,171 Who gives a fuck about a goddamn waiver, nigga? 840 00:54:41,172 --> 00:54:43,033 Honey, honey, your blood pressure. 841 00:54:43,034 --> 00:54:44,792 - Mama? - I just... 842 00:54:44,793 --> 00:54:47,792 I think I just need to this shirt off. 843 00:54:47,793 --> 00:54:48,965 You fuck. 844 00:54:53,517 --> 00:54:56,275 Just... 845 00:54:57,931 --> 00:55:00,102 Oh, my God. 846 00:55:00,103 --> 00:55:03,861 What are you doing? 847 00:55:03,862 --> 00:55:05,274 That's better. 848 00:55:05,275 --> 00:55:07,861 You know what it looked like to me? 849 00:55:07,862 --> 00:55:11,447 Is that you motherfuckers created an impossible ass 850 00:55:11,448 --> 00:55:15,240 obstacle course that mangled up a little star. 851 00:55:15,241 --> 00:55:17,033 She was going to be the one. 852 00:55:17,034 --> 00:55:19,688 She's going to be the one to get out. 853 00:55:19,689 --> 00:55:21,447 It's okay. 854 00:55:21,448 --> 00:55:23,103 But look at that leg! 855 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,344 Show him that mangled shit! 856 00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:32,309 See? See? Ah! 857 00:55:32,310 --> 00:55:35,688 Why's it look...? 858 00:55:35,689 --> 00:55:38,379 Don't nobody want to see that on the big screen. 859 00:55:41,068 --> 00:55:43,585 What does it look like? 860 00:55:43,586 --> 00:55:45,964 - I don't know. It look... - What it look like? Say it! 861 00:55:45,965 --> 00:55:49,895 - I don't know, it looks... - It looks like dog meat! 862 00:55:49,896 --> 00:55:52,068 It looks like dog meat, okay? 863 00:55:53,344 --> 00:55:56,688 Fuck you, asshole. 864 00:55:56,689 --> 00:55:59,205 Don't do that, baby. 865 00:55:59,206 --> 00:56:00,999 I'm sorry. 866 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,412 We almost had a winner before everything was canceled. 867 00:56:04,413 --> 00:56:07,895 Okay, I mean, the show isn't rigged. 868 00:56:07,896 --> 00:56:12,171 You showbiz, LA motherfuckers make my goddamn pussy drier 869 00:56:12,172 --> 00:56:13,447 than the Sahary Desert. 870 00:56:13,448 --> 00:56:16,171 - Sahara, honey. - Shut the fuck up. 871 00:56:16,172 --> 00:56:20,930 Oh, fuck. 872 00:56:20,931 --> 00:56:23,516 Let's just... 873 00:56:23,517 --> 00:56:25,654 Just say it's not rigged. No. 874 00:56:25,655 --> 00:56:27,378 Would you can't prove that theory? 875 00:56:27,379 --> 00:56:28,757 - What? - Huh?! 876 00:56:28,758 --> 00:56:31,033 What? What are you fucking talking about? 877 00:56:31,034 --> 00:56:34,240 Fred, get me the jug. 878 00:56:34,241 --> 00:56:36,481 W-Which one? 879 00:56:36,482 --> 00:56:39,723 The one that's not water. 880 00:56:39,724 --> 00:56:41,964 You can't do this, honey. 881 00:56:41,965 --> 00:56:43,309 I won't say it again. 882 00:56:43,310 --> 00:56:45,896 The fuck is in that? Huh? 883 00:56:47,103 --> 00:56:48,930 What the fuck is in that? 884 00:56:48,931 --> 00:56:50,964 Didn't I tell you I'd get your dream cast 885 00:56:50,965 --> 00:56:52,447 if you did what I told you to do? 886 00:56:52,448 --> 00:56:53,550 - Yeah. - The fuck? 887 00:56:53,551 --> 00:56:55,274 My people know I'm here. 888 00:56:55,275 --> 00:56:57,343 They're going to come for me, you know, right? 889 00:56:57,344 --> 00:56:59,378 They'll come for me. The fuck is that? 890 00:56:59,379 --> 00:57:01,102 Ah! Fuck! 891 00:57:01,103 --> 00:57:03,585 - Honey! - Keep that shit away from me. 892 00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:06,379 Get him up. 893 00:57:07,862 --> 00:57:11,619 Look if we gave every kid their wish, we'd be fucked. 894 00:57:11,620 --> 00:57:13,585 You know we're on a budget. 895 00:57:13,586 --> 00:57:15,205 Ah! 896 00:57:15,206 --> 00:57:17,861 Oh, what's the matter? Huh? 897 00:57:17,862 --> 00:57:20,964 Are you worried about that pretty face of yours bubbling up 898 00:57:20,965 --> 00:57:22,274 and melting off on my floor? 899 00:57:22,275 --> 00:57:25,067 - Just... - Huh? 900 00:57:25,068 --> 00:57:26,585 Smell that! 901 00:57:26,586 --> 00:57:29,723 Ooh. 902 00:57:29,724 --> 00:57:33,999 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 903 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,999 The fuck you doing? 904 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,205 This is the first challenge. 905 00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:42,274 No, No. No, I need helmet! 906 00:57:42,275 --> 00:57:44,792 Three, two, one! No, untie me! 907 00:57:44,793 --> 00:57:47,896 Until me! Charge! 908 00:57:50,137 --> 00:57:53,275 Oh! Oh, fuck! 909 00:58:00,862 --> 00:58:03,343 Are you ready for our next challenge? 910 00:58:03,344 --> 00:58:05,136 Huh? 911 00:58:05,137 --> 00:58:07,309 Are you hungry? 912 00:58:07,310 --> 00:58:10,137 'Cause it's lunchtime! 913 00:58:12,275 --> 00:58:13,895 Alright. What the fuck? 914 00:58:13,896 --> 00:58:18,033 Three, two, one! 915 00:58:18,034 --> 00:58:21,895 Catch that meat! 916 00:58:21,896 --> 00:58:23,240 No! No! No! 917 00:58:23,241 --> 00:58:25,654 - Ooh! - No! 918 00:58:25,655 --> 00:58:27,723 Come on, girl. 919 00:58:27,724 --> 00:58:29,067 There you go. No! 920 00:58:29,068 --> 00:58:32,309 Catch it! Come on, puppy, catch it! 921 00:58:32,310 --> 00:58:35,171 I can't really catch it. 922 00:58:35,172 --> 00:58:37,516 - Catch it. - I'm trying! 923 00:58:37,517 --> 00:58:40,205 - Catch it! - I'm trying! 924 00:58:40,206 --> 00:58:43,171 Come on, girl. Let me show you how you do this. 925 00:58:43,172 --> 00:58:44,586 I can't catch it. 926 00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:47,827 You got to go right up here and then... 927 00:58:49,620 --> 00:58:52,378 Just get it all up in his pie hole. 928 00:58:52,379 --> 00:58:54,895 Ah, that's right, puppy. 929 00:58:54,896 --> 00:58:56,136 Taste good? 930 00:58:56,137 --> 00:58:58,171 Oh, shit. 931 00:58:59,758 --> 00:59:00,793 Ah. 932 00:59:13,310 --> 00:59:15,205 Brandon, get that damn camera off the floor. 933 00:59:21,827 --> 00:59:24,723 Okay, Mr. game shows host. 934 00:59:24,724 --> 00:59:29,481 Now when I say, you're going to jump through these orifices. 935 00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:32,585 Go up to the ladder, climbing through the mouth, 936 00:59:32,586 --> 00:59:37,033 down the slide through the stomach into this pool here. 937 00:59:37,034 --> 00:59:38,550 Mm-mm-mmm. 938 00:59:38,551 --> 00:59:41,033 Oh, my God. 939 00:59:41,034 --> 00:59:45,205 Then you're going to find a flag. 940 00:59:45,206 --> 00:59:47,378 When you find that flag, 941 00:59:47,379 --> 00:59:49,930 you're going to come out this way, 942 00:59:49,931 --> 00:59:52,999 go through the guts, make your way through 943 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:58,206 all their slip and slide until you get to the exit. 944 01:00:00,034 --> 01:00:01,964 You got 60 seconds. 945 01:00:12,034 --> 01:00:15,137 What's all the brown stuff? 946 01:00:16,482 --> 01:00:18,586 Well, it sure ain't bean dip. 947 01:00:21,655 --> 01:00:23,586 What if I don't finish? 948 01:00:25,379 --> 01:00:26,862 Don't! 949 01:00:31,413 --> 01:00:33,343 - Get set. - Okay. 950 01:00:33,344 --> 01:00:35,655 Get ready, go! 951 01:00:38,310 --> 01:00:41,586 Come on puppy, come on. 952 01:00:42,827 --> 01:00:46,379 Make that run, make that run, make that run! 953 01:00:48,172 --> 01:00:50,379 There you go. 954 01:00:52,551 --> 01:00:53,723 Yeah! 955 01:00:53,724 --> 01:00:56,895 I can't. I can't. 956 01:00:56,896 --> 01:00:58,551 You still got more to do! 957 01:01:02,965 --> 01:01:04,654 Down the pooper shooter. 958 01:01:04,655 --> 01:01:08,171 I don't think I can get through it. 959 01:01:08,172 --> 01:01:10,103 Push on through. 960 01:01:16,896 --> 01:01:18,826 Oh, oh, oh. 961 01:01:18,827 --> 01:01:20,930 Time is running down. 962 01:01:20,931 --> 01:01:23,413 Will he make it? 963 01:01:28,827 --> 01:01:30,102 Through shit city. 964 01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:31,964 Come on down. 965 01:01:31,965 --> 01:01:34,033 I'm coming. I'm coming. 966 01:01:34,034 --> 01:01:36,931 I can do it. I can do it. 967 01:01:43,965 --> 01:01:48,033 I did it! I did it! I did it! 968 01:01:48,034 --> 01:01:50,309 I won your stupid game. 969 01:01:50,310 --> 01:01:52,102 Just couldn't do it, could you, son? 970 01:01:52,103 --> 01:01:55,343 I beat the fucking clock. 971 01:01:55,344 --> 01:01:57,171 I beat the fucking clock. 972 01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:59,068 You're a few seconds too late. 973 01:02:03,034 --> 01:02:05,724 So sorry. 974 01:02:07,068 --> 01:02:09,619 Brandon, get him up. 975 01:02:09,620 --> 01:02:10,620 No! 976 01:02:14,586 --> 01:02:16,205 No winners. 977 01:02:16,206 --> 01:02:20,102 No wishes. 978 01:02:20,103 --> 01:02:21,447 Just pain. 979 01:02:21,448 --> 01:02:23,757 What's this? What is this? 980 01:02:23,758 --> 01:02:25,688 What is that thing? What is this? 981 01:02:25,689 --> 01:02:27,172 What is this? 982 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,102 Wishes. 983 01:02:32,103 --> 01:02:35,585 This is all about wishes, right? Right? 984 01:02:35,586 --> 01:02:39,447 I can help get her wish granted. I can help you. 985 01:02:39,448 --> 01:02:41,792 Are you fucking with me right now? 986 01:02:41,793 --> 01:02:43,067 No, no. 987 01:02:43,068 --> 01:02:45,757 I thought Ozzy was off world, canceled. 988 01:02:45,758 --> 01:02:49,757 I know where it is. 989 01:02:49,758 --> 01:02:51,516 I know where it is. 990 01:02:51,517 --> 01:02:56,067 Baby, does that thing do super close ups? 991 01:02:56,068 --> 01:02:58,447 Because I'm going to show you all how to make a goddamned... 992 01:02:58,448 --> 01:03:01,205 No! No! I'll take you to it! 993 01:03:01,206 --> 01:03:04,068 I'll take you to it! 994 01:03:05,689 --> 01:03:07,379 I'll take you to it. 995 01:03:23,965 --> 01:03:25,171 What the hell? 996 01:03:28,103 --> 01:03:34,171 Security's gotten a little... beefy. 997 01:03:34,172 --> 01:03:37,067 Alright, that's okay. That's alright. 998 01:03:37,068 --> 01:03:39,757 We can't go in this way anymore. 999 01:03:39,758 --> 01:03:41,481 We got to go to the back. 1000 01:03:41,482 --> 01:03:43,585 What the fuck you mean he can't go in this way? 1001 01:03:43,586 --> 01:03:45,241 Goddamn it. 1002 01:03:45,689 --> 01:03:47,448 [Lights bang, hums] 1003 01:03:51,896 --> 01:03:55,171 You remember this, Donna? 1004 01:03:55,172 --> 01:03:56,688 Don't talk to him, baby. 1005 01:03:56,689 --> 01:03:58,378 It's okay. It's alright. 1006 01:03:58,379 --> 01:03:59,895 You leave my girl alone. 1007 01:03:59,896 --> 01:04:01,482 You did done enough. 1008 01:04:16,137 --> 01:04:17,689 It's okay. 1009 01:04:21,034 --> 01:04:22,861 Do you trust this guy, baby? 1010 01:04:22,862 --> 01:04:24,964 Hell no, 1011 01:04:24,965 --> 01:04:26,205 but this is where we have to be. 1012 01:04:33,827 --> 01:04:35,171 Oh, shit. 1013 01:04:44,482 --> 01:04:45,585 Oh, shit. 1014 01:04:52,034 --> 01:04:54,274 - Go ahead, honey. - Okay. 1015 01:04:54,275 --> 01:04:56,895 Go on, I'll follow you. 1016 01:04:56,896 --> 01:04:59,481 Alright, Donna baby. 1017 01:04:59,482 --> 01:05:03,205 Mama said she's gonna get your wish. 1018 01:05:03,206 --> 01:05:04,654 I'mma get your wish. 1019 01:05:16,965 --> 01:05:19,447 This is an actual cave. 1020 01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:22,723 What the fuck do you mean an actual cave? 1021 01:05:22,724 --> 01:05:25,033 I never been past the door before. 1022 01:05:25,034 --> 01:05:27,447 Oh, Goddammit. 1023 01:05:27,448 --> 01:05:29,171 We're gonna be alright. 1024 01:05:29,172 --> 01:05:32,723 I guarantee I'm meaner than anything we'll find down here. 1025 01:05:32,724 --> 01:05:38,757 We want that new car and $10... $15 million. Okay? 1026 01:05:38,758 --> 01:05:40,930 Don't' promise her all that stuff. 1027 01:05:40,931 --> 01:05:43,757 Shut the fuck up, Vinn. 1028 01:05:43,758 --> 01:05:46,068 Yeah, mama, I'm scared. 1029 01:05:48,965 --> 01:05:51,481 It's so dark in here. 1030 01:05:51,482 --> 01:05:54,274 Do you hear that music, baby? 1031 01:05:54,275 --> 01:05:55,482 - Mnh-mnh. - No? 1032 01:05:57,172 --> 01:05:58,999 Wha... What the? 1033 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,757 What's that? 1034 01:06:01,758 --> 01:06:02,861 Baby? 1035 01:06:08,137 --> 01:06:09,171 Wait. 1036 01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:13,896 Wait. 1037 01:06:17,827 --> 01:06:20,068 What? 1038 01:06:24,517 --> 01:06:25,826 Here. 1039 01:06:25,827 --> 01:06:27,205 It's fine. 1040 01:06:27,206 --> 01:06:28,240 What are you doing? 1041 01:06:28,241 --> 01:06:29,654 It's fine. 1042 01:06:31,689 --> 01:06:33,516 It knows my aura. 1043 01:07:20,827 --> 01:07:22,481 Make it a good wish, kid. 1044 01:08:02,310 --> 01:08:05,516 Mom, Dad? What the fuck is that? 1045 01:08:05,517 --> 01:08:06,965 Mom, Dad, what... 1046 01:08:15,965 --> 01:08:18,171 - What the fuck? - No! 1047 01:08:18,172 --> 01:08:21,930 - Jesus! - Mom! 1048 01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:23,309 Dad! 1049 01:08:23,310 --> 01:08:24,550 What the fuck?! 1050 01:08:24,551 --> 01:08:26,310 What the... What the hell she... 1051 01:08:28,310 --> 01:08:30,550 Get down, get down. 1052 01:08:30,551 --> 01:08:32,757 What the...? 1053 01:08:32,758 --> 01:08:34,136 I don't understand. 1054 01:08:34,137 --> 01:08:36,517 What the fuck is going on? 1055 01:08:38,965 --> 01:08:40,275 Oh! 1056 01:08:43,586 --> 01:08:46,136 What did you do, bitch?! What did you do?! 1057 01:09:26,103 --> 01:09:28,895 What the fuck are you doing, loser? 1058 01:09:28,896 --> 01:09:30,171 Hey. Hey, is that my camera? 1059 01:09:30,172 --> 01:09:31,482 Don't tape over my new... 1060 01:09:39,896 --> 01:09:41,379 Hey. 1061 01:09:45,137 --> 01:09:46,826 Hey. 1062 01:09:46,827 --> 01:09:48,826 Oh. Oh, you like that? 1063 01:09:48,827 --> 01:09:51,688 Oh, you like these? Yeah, I thought you would. 1064 01:09:51,689 --> 01:09:54,274 Yeah, I'm a big boy. 1065 01:09:54,275 --> 01:09:56,931 Oh, you like big boys? Yeah, I though you did. 1066 01:09:58,655 --> 01:10:02,619 Somebody better call the vet, these pythons are sick. 1067 01:10:02,620 --> 01:10:04,378 Did you say something, honey? 1068 01:10:04,379 --> 01:10:06,619 Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't... Don't come in. 1069 01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,343 Don't do that in. I'm studying. 1070 01:10:08,344 --> 01:10:10,930 Okay. What do you want for lunch? 1071 01:10:10,931 --> 01:10:12,723 Hot pockets. 1072 01:10:12,724 --> 01:10:15,206 God, of course. 1073 01:10:37,482 --> 01:10:40,517 Holy shit. 1074 01:10:44,034 --> 01:10:46,343 Hey, hey. Hey. Hey! Hey! 1075 01:10:46,344 --> 01:10:49,067 Hey, you there. Get... Is that a camera? 1076 01:10:49,068 --> 01:10:51,412 Do not... I will tell your parents. 1077 01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:53,102 No! 1078 01:10:53,103 --> 01:10:54,793 Goddammit! 1079 01:11:00,034 --> 01:11:01,793 Yo, shh, shh, shh. 1080 01:11:08,448 --> 01:11:09,758 Shh, shh. 1081 01:11:19,448 --> 01:11:21,689 Yo, should we get the cream? 1082 01:11:37,517 --> 01:11:39,379 Do it again, do it again. 1083 01:11:43,310 --> 01:11:45,309 Oh! 1084 01:11:45,310 --> 01:11:48,481 - Holy Shit. - Boner. 1085 01:11:48,482 --> 01:11:50,447 Boner, what happened, bro? What happened, buddy? 1086 01:11:50,448 --> 01:11:52,033 - Buster. - Did you just jizz on himself? 1087 01:11:52,034 --> 01:11:54,516 Was that streaming, bro? 1088 01:11:54,517 --> 01:11:57,102 Whoa, dude, this is fucking crazy. 1089 01:11:57,103 --> 01:11:58,103 - Whoa. - What the fuck? 1090 01:11:58,104 --> 01:12:01,136 Whoa, what is that? 1091 01:12:01,137 --> 01:12:02,826 What the... yo. 1092 01:12:02,827 --> 01:12:05,481 Ah, dude, that's one gnarly ass snake, bro. 1093 01:12:05,482 --> 01:12:06,965 Anaconda. 1094 01:12:09,034 --> 01:12:10,343 Look at that strip, dude. 1095 01:12:10,344 --> 01:12:12,757 Oh! 1096 01:12:12,758 --> 01:12:14,861 Yo! Eww! Shit, bro. 1097 01:12:14,862 --> 01:12:16,861 Hey, Boner, for 50 cents, eat it right now. 1098 01:12:16,862 --> 01:12:18,654 I'll eat your fucking mom for 50 cents, bro. 1099 01:12:18,655 --> 01:12:21,343 Yo. 1100 01:12:21,344 --> 01:12:23,481 Oh! 1101 01:12:23,482 --> 01:12:25,136 I don't believe this kid. 1102 01:12:25,137 --> 01:12:28,033 Yo, after this we should hit the stairs by Blockbuster, yeah? 1103 01:12:28,034 --> 01:12:29,343 Nah, dude, RadioShack's so much better. 1104 01:12:29,344 --> 01:12:31,205 No, dude, I was just there yesterday. 1105 01:12:31,206 --> 01:12:33,274 Nah. You're tripping, bro. 1106 01:12:33,275 --> 01:12:34,875 Bro, you know who they seem like to me? 1107 01:12:35,724 --> 01:12:37,033 Oh, shit. 1108 01:12:37,034 --> 01:12:38,171 - Fuck. - Dude. 1109 01:12:38,172 --> 01:12:40,034 Bro, you're good? 1110 01:12:41,896 --> 01:12:44,171 - I'm okay. - Oh! 1111 01:12:44,172 --> 01:12:45,688 Oh, dude. That's not right? 1112 01:12:45,689 --> 01:12:47,688 - Oh, shit. I-Is this normal? - No, no. 1113 01:12:47,689 --> 01:12:48,792 No, it is not normal. 1114 01:12:48,793 --> 01:12:50,999 Dave, it's not real. There's no way... 1115 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,412 Okay, I'm telling you, it's real. 1116 01:12:52,413 --> 01:12:54,723 And you guys need to take this shit more seriously. 1117 01:12:54,724 --> 01:12:56,244 - Yeah, right. - Yeah, that'd be crazy. 1118 01:12:57,448 --> 01:12:58,757 Okay, you know what? Just watch. 1119 01:12:58,758 --> 01:13:00,378 Come New Years and all you nonbelievers 1120 01:13:00,379 --> 01:13:01,757 are gonna be fucked, and there's no way in hell 1121 01:13:01,758 --> 01:13:03,171 I'm letting you, either of you into my sick 1122 01:13:03,172 --> 01:13:04,723 Y2K bomb shelter crib. 1123 01:13:04,724 --> 01:13:07,343 Oh no. What are we going to do without... 1124 01:13:07,344 --> 01:13:09,481 Boner's bomb shelter, dude. 1125 01:13:09,482 --> 01:13:10,654 Open the door. Shut up. 1126 01:13:10,655 --> 01:13:11,826 Yo, what the fuck are you writing? 1127 01:13:11,827 --> 01:13:13,343 My supplies, okay? 1128 01:13:13,344 --> 01:13:16,274 I need to have TP, condoms, obviously, and then... 1129 01:13:16,275 --> 01:13:18,102 - Why? - What do you mean why? 1130 01:13:18,103 --> 01:13:19,447 I think the world ending is more likely 1131 01:13:19,448 --> 01:13:20,792 than you get laid, bro. 1132 01:13:20,793 --> 01:13:22,861 100 fucking percent, dude. 1133 01:13:22,862 --> 01:13:24,688 - This is the dumbest... - It's gonna work. 1134 01:13:24,689 --> 01:13:27,205 - This is the dumbest... - It's gonna to work! 1135 01:13:27,206 --> 01:13:28,516 You're a fucking idiot. 1136 01:13:28,517 --> 01:13:30,550 Bro, it's for sure going to work. 1137 01:13:30,551 --> 01:13:33,378 I saw it on "Candid Camera." 1138 01:13:33,379 --> 01:13:34,447 God. 1139 01:13:34,448 --> 01:13:36,620 Look, it's practically invisible. 1140 01:13:38,931 --> 01:13:40,241 Hey, guys. Hey. Hehe. 1141 01:13:42,758 --> 01:13:45,172 - Follow me. - Alright, play it cool, bro. 1142 01:13:57,034 --> 01:13:59,550 Is he okay? 1143 01:13:59,551 --> 01:14:01,274 Hey, ladies. 1144 01:14:01,275 --> 01:14:03,171 What's going on? How you guys doing? 1145 01:14:03,172 --> 01:14:04,240 - Hi. - Hi. 1146 01:14:04,241 --> 01:14:06,309 What are you guys' names? 1147 01:14:06,310 --> 01:14:09,619 I'm Cassidy, and this is Emma. 1148 01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:12,861 Cassidy, Emma, Emma, Cassidy. Cool. 1149 01:14:12,862 --> 01:14:15,447 My name is Breckie, and my friends call me Brex. 1150 01:14:15,448 --> 01:14:18,723 Like music and stuff. Um, I got a question for you guys. 1151 01:14:18,724 --> 01:14:20,930 Um, I'm with some friends over here, 1152 01:14:20,931 --> 01:14:22,205 but we're kind of hungry. 1153 01:14:22,206 --> 01:14:24,309 - Is that a camera? - No. 1154 01:14:24,310 --> 01:14:25,861 - Are you serious? - No, no. 1155 01:14:25,862 --> 01:14:28,757 Wow, you are so perverted. You little creep. 1156 01:14:28,758 --> 01:14:30,067 Yeah, you better run, you creep. 1157 01:14:30,068 --> 01:14:31,206 I like your dress! 1158 01:14:47,689 --> 01:14:49,137 Oh, yeah. 1159 01:14:51,689 --> 01:14:53,586 Oh, shit. 1160 01:15:22,586 --> 01:15:26,620 So fucking hot. Shit. 1161 01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:39,034 Go, go. 1162 01:15:40,724 --> 01:15:44,481 Oh, my God. You weren't lying. 1163 01:15:44,482 --> 01:15:47,309 Dude, she's out there every day since she moved in. 1164 01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:49,619 How many times can you clean a car? 1165 01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:53,309 I'm telling you, my new top three in the spank bank, 1166 01:15:53,310 --> 01:15:55,481 Sarah Michelle Gellar, Britney Spears 1167 01:15:55,482 --> 01:15:58,309 and this chick over there. 1168 01:15:58,310 --> 01:16:00,550 You are so lucky you get to live across the street 1169 01:16:00,551 --> 01:16:02,723 from that piece of ass. Dude, I know, I know. 1170 01:16:02,724 --> 01:16:04,792 Look, she's bending over. Look. 1171 01:16:04,793 --> 01:16:06,172 - Oh. - Oh! 1172 01:16:09,034 --> 01:16:12,274 Hey, guys, what are you doing? 1173 01:16:12,275 --> 01:16:13,895 - Boo! - Mind your business, dickweed. 1174 01:16:13,896 --> 01:16:15,447 Hey, what did I say about coming to my room 1175 01:16:15,448 --> 01:16:16,930 with an invite? Come on, Dyl. 1176 01:16:16,931 --> 01:16:18,412 - Out! - I'm not intruding. 1177 01:16:18,413 --> 01:16:19,723 Now! 1178 01:16:19,724 --> 01:16:22,309 Goddammit. 1179 01:16:22,310 --> 01:16:23,757 Is he gonna snitch? 1180 01:16:23,758 --> 01:16:25,619 Nah, we're holding his Warhammer set hostage. 1181 01:16:25,620 --> 01:16:26,482 We're good. 1182 01:16:26,483 --> 01:16:28,448 - Dude, let's go. - Awesome. 1183 01:16:30,413 --> 01:16:32,551 Holy shit! 1184 01:16:33,758 --> 01:16:35,964 Look at her hand on that hose, bro. 1185 01:16:35,965 --> 01:16:37,516 Look at that grip, man. 1186 01:16:37,517 --> 01:16:39,033 Oh, yeah, dude. 1187 01:16:39,034 --> 01:16:41,516 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - No! 1188 01:16:41,517 --> 01:16:43,171 - No! - No, move your van! 1189 01:16:43,172 --> 01:16:45,309 - Are you serious? - Right in front. 1190 01:16:45,310 --> 01:16:46,826 It's bullshit, man. 1191 01:16:46,827 --> 01:16:48,930 - Goddamn. - Come on, dude. 1192 01:16:48,931 --> 01:16:52,171 - Hate this guy. - This sucks, bro. 1193 01:16:52,172 --> 01:16:54,481 Hey, pull your shorts up a little. 1194 01:16:54,482 --> 01:16:55,654 Oh, he's got to get ready. 1195 01:16:55,655 --> 01:16:57,792 - No shot, bro. - Hey, man. Hey. 1196 01:16:57,793 --> 01:16:59,723 - Oh, does he think... - Come on. Come on. 1197 01:16:59,724 --> 01:17:01,171 Does he think she's going to go for that? 1198 01:17:01,172 --> 01:17:03,447 - Bro. - Oh, nah, dude. 1199 01:17:03,448 --> 01:17:07,067 You can see how disgusted she looks. 1200 01:17:07,068 --> 01:17:09,240 - Not that! Ow! - Oh, shit! 1201 01:17:09,241 --> 01:17:10,930 - She... she just went... - Wait. 1202 01:17:10,931 --> 01:17:12,826 Is that a new Macintosh? 1203 01:17:12,827 --> 01:17:14,547 She trying... she trying to fund my college? 1204 01:17:15,896 --> 01:17:17,171 You could do my sugar mama. 1205 01:17:17,172 --> 01:17:18,964 Oh, dude, you're telling me, man. 1206 01:17:18,965 --> 01:17:21,102 Dude, he's still talking to her. 1207 01:17:21,103 --> 01:17:22,447 - Get lost. - Hey! 1208 01:17:22,448 --> 01:17:24,378 - She's walking away. - She can't hear you. 1209 01:17:24,379 --> 01:17:25,792 She's not interested. 1210 01:17:25,793 --> 01:17:29,171 - Leave, dude. - Now. Get over yourself, bro. 1211 01:17:29,172 --> 01:17:31,102 - No! - No! 1212 01:17:31,103 --> 01:17:32,412 No, man! 1213 01:17:32,413 --> 01:17:35,033 Not the damn... oh! 1214 01:17:35,034 --> 01:17:37,550 Oh, shit, bro. 1215 01:17:37,551 --> 01:17:38,757 Oh, shit. 1216 01:17:38,758 --> 01:17:40,862 - Get out of here. - Bro. 1217 01:17:44,068 --> 01:17:47,171 What's with all the weird statues? 1218 01:17:47,172 --> 01:17:49,309 Maybe her family's European? 1219 01:17:49,310 --> 01:17:52,274 They are classy and sexually liberal. 1220 01:17:52,275 --> 01:17:54,103 - Mm. - Oh. 1221 01:17:57,655 --> 01:18:00,895 Dude, that is what I'm talking about. 1222 01:18:00,896 --> 01:18:02,033 I think I'm in love. 1223 01:18:05,172 --> 01:18:06,895 - Ooh. - Oh, my God. 1224 01:18:06,896 --> 01:18:09,309 She's going for the shower. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1225 01:18:09,310 --> 01:18:11,826 - Please, please, please. - She's going to get naked. 1226 01:18:11,827 --> 01:18:13,585 - Please. - No, no! 1227 01:18:13,586 --> 01:18:15,205 - Don't do any more! - No! 1228 01:18:15,206 --> 01:18:17,412 Goddammit. 1229 01:18:17,413 --> 01:18:18,826 We've got to get a better angle. 1230 01:18:18,827 --> 01:18:21,550 Okay, I will buy the safe from you for $100. 1231 01:18:21,551 --> 01:18:23,343 Final offer. 1232 01:18:23,344 --> 01:18:25,171 Be off the chain, bro. 1233 01:18:25,172 --> 01:18:27,861 You got Limp Bizkit, you got Creed, 1234 01:18:27,862 --> 01:18:29,136 you got Whole, you got... 1235 01:18:29,137 --> 01:18:30,378 Hey, guys, let's her Boner out. 1236 01:18:30,379 --> 01:18:31,688 Let's here Boner out. 1237 01:18:31,689 --> 01:18:33,688 Ah! 1238 01:18:33,689 --> 01:18:35,274 Dude, I swear to... 1239 01:18:35,275 --> 01:18:36,826 - I got your concert. - Oh, come... Shut up, dude. 1240 01:18:36,827 --> 01:18:38,378 Come on, come on, I'm killing it right now. 1241 01:18:38,379 --> 01:18:41,171 - No. - Lame. 1242 01:18:41,172 --> 01:18:43,619 Your brother sucks. 1243 01:18:43,620 --> 01:18:45,378 Oh, shit. 1244 01:18:45,379 --> 01:18:46,447 - Oh. - Wait. 1245 01:18:46,448 --> 01:18:47,585 He's got his little baby pads. 1246 01:18:47,586 --> 01:18:50,309 - What is he doing? - Fuck. 1247 01:18:50,310 --> 01:18:53,274 I can't believe I'm related to him. 1248 01:18:53,275 --> 01:18:54,965 - Hey, look. - Oh. 1249 01:19:00,172 --> 01:19:01,516 He's not going to snitch on us, right? 1250 01:19:01,517 --> 01:19:04,103 'Cause I need this, like, really badly. 1251 01:19:05,655 --> 01:19:07,412 - What the fuck? - Yo, you don't just walk up 1252 01:19:07,413 --> 01:19:09,412 and talk to a girl like that. 1253 01:19:09,413 --> 01:19:12,067 - Get away from her. - What the fuck?! 1254 01:19:12,068 --> 01:19:14,688 Yo, did she just voluntarily touch him? 1255 01:19:14,689 --> 01:19:15,757 Is she holding his hand? 1256 01:19:15,758 --> 01:19:17,171 This is not happening right now. 1257 01:19:17,172 --> 01:19:20,240 - Whoa. - Is he... he's going inside. 1258 01:19:20,241 --> 01:19:22,136 Dude. Holy shit. 1259 01:19:22,137 --> 01:19:23,723 She probably feels bad for him. 1260 01:19:23,724 --> 01:19:26,309 Oh, my God. I want her to feel bad for me every day. 1261 01:19:26,310 --> 01:19:28,826 Brady is a goddamn pimp. 1262 01:19:28,827 --> 01:19:30,241 Hey, shut up, man. 1263 01:19:32,827 --> 01:19:34,585 Brady, dude, mad respect. 1264 01:19:34,586 --> 01:19:36,067 Yo, does she have a boyfriend, though? 1265 01:19:36,068 --> 01:19:37,309 What does she smell like? 1266 01:19:37,310 --> 01:19:38,654 Does she have the hot girl stink? 1267 01:19:38,655 --> 01:19:40,412 Who? Sandra? 1268 01:19:40,413 --> 01:19:42,343 - Holy shit. - You're on a first name basis? 1269 01:19:42,344 --> 01:19:43,757 Hey, hey, hey, let the kid talk. 1270 01:19:43,758 --> 01:19:45,550 Oh, my God. 1271 01:19:45,551 --> 01:19:46,999 Yeah, I'm supposed to go over and help her set up 1272 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,585 a webcam tomorrow so... 1273 01:19:48,586 --> 01:19:50,171 Oh, shit, dude. 1274 01:19:50,172 --> 01:19:52,585 Sounds like a date. 1275 01:19:52,586 --> 01:19:54,826 Yo, I never would have guessed he's got more game 1276 01:19:54,827 --> 01:19:56,000 than his big bro. 1277 01:19:57,137 --> 01:19:58,931 Yo, shut the fuck up! 1278 01:20:00,827 --> 01:20:02,517 I've got an idea. 1279 01:20:04,379 --> 01:20:07,517 Alright, just level me. Is it possible? 1280 01:20:09,344 --> 01:20:11,171 Yeah, I could install a spyware program, 1281 01:20:11,172 --> 01:20:13,757 but if I get caught, she'll... she'll kill me. 1282 01:20:13,758 --> 01:20:15,309 Then you'll die hero. 1283 01:20:15,310 --> 01:20:19,378 Brady, if you do this, you'll be a fucking legend, 1284 01:20:19,379 --> 01:20:22,999 plus you can hang out with us tonight. 1285 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,379 Really? 1286 01:20:25,586 --> 01:20:26,688 He's in, boys. 1287 01:20:26,689 --> 01:20:28,551 There we go. 1288 01:20:33,241 --> 01:20:35,930 - Don't look... - Turn around! 1289 01:20:35,931 --> 01:20:38,136 - Oh, my God. - Fucking Brady. 1290 01:20:38,137 --> 01:20:39,826 Dude, your brother. Oh, my God. 1291 01:20:39,827 --> 01:20:41,412 Jesus Christ. 1292 01:20:41,413 --> 01:20:43,378 Hey. 1293 01:20:43,379 --> 01:20:44,723 Maybe she's a sculptor. 1294 01:20:44,724 --> 01:20:45,930 Dude, they kind of look like Boner. 1295 01:20:45,931 --> 01:20:47,896 - Hey, hey. - Okay, yeah. 1296 01:20:49,931 --> 01:20:51,102 Better looking. 1297 01:20:51,103 --> 01:20:53,689 Shut up. 1298 01:20:55,689 --> 01:20:57,482 Dear, Penthouse. 1299 01:20:59,724 --> 01:21:01,103 Goddamn. 1300 01:21:06,344 --> 01:21:07,999 Alright, alright, wrap it off. 1301 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,516 Mm, I need this so badly. 1302 01:21:10,517 --> 01:21:12,999 - Shit, man. - I can't watch. 1303 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,102 I'm going to throw up. 1304 01:21:15,103 --> 01:21:16,309 It's okay, Boner. 1305 01:21:16,310 --> 01:21:17,999 Yeah, I'm kind of nervous. 1306 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,310 Now or never, dude. Go, go, go. 1307 01:21:21,379 --> 01:21:24,137 What the hell is spyware anyway? 1308 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,757 - Okay. - Shit. 1309 01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:31,067 Come on, Brady, you got this. You got this. 1310 01:21:31,068 --> 01:21:32,274 - Oh, my God. - Oh, shit. 1311 01:21:32,275 --> 01:21:34,378 - Oh, my God. - You got to hurry. 1312 01:21:34,379 --> 01:21:36,379 - Jesus. - Oh, my God. 1313 01:21:39,655 --> 01:21:41,343 - We're done. - I can't watch this, dude. 1314 01:21:41,344 --> 01:21:42,757 - Fuck, fuck. - He's dead, he's dead. 1315 01:21:42,758 --> 01:21:44,136 He's dead. 1316 01:21:44,137 --> 01:21:48,067 - Is it... - I'm going to throw up. 1317 01:21:48,068 --> 01:21:49,654 - Oh, we got it. - Come on, come on. 1318 01:21:49,655 --> 01:21:50,757 Did he save it? 1319 01:21:50,758 --> 01:21:53,619 - Is it...? - Oh, shit. 1320 01:21:53,620 --> 01:21:56,620 Yo, that's some "Goldeneye" shit right there, dude. 1321 01:21:57,931 --> 01:22:00,378 This kid's taking way too long. 1322 01:22:00,379 --> 01:22:02,861 Let him do his thing. 1323 01:22:02,862 --> 01:22:04,688 Dear, God, I know I never really pray to you 1324 01:22:04,689 --> 01:22:06,550 about anything ever, 1325 01:22:06,551 --> 01:22:09,930 but please do not be an asshole about this. 1326 01:22:09,931 --> 01:22:11,067 Did it work? 1327 01:22:11,068 --> 01:22:12,136 We're in. 1328 01:22:12,137 --> 01:22:14,481 - Yes! - No shit. 1329 01:22:14,482 --> 01:22:16,447 - The kid did it. - Yeah. 1330 01:22:16,448 --> 01:22:17,930 Hey, he was a kid five minutes ago. 1331 01:22:17,931 --> 01:22:20,413 This gentleman is a man. 1332 01:22:21,413 --> 01:22:23,241 - Hey, you did good. - Cool. 1333 01:22:24,965 --> 01:22:26,757 - Cheers. - Cheers, bud. 1334 01:22:26,758 --> 01:22:28,861 Glorious. 1335 01:22:28,862 --> 01:22:30,378 Oh, wow. 1336 01:22:30,379 --> 01:22:32,619 Technology is amazing, man. 1337 01:22:32,620 --> 01:22:34,420 - Yo, Boner, that's my computer. - Hey, Boner. 1338 01:23:00,655 --> 01:23:02,930 Guys, guys, shower time. 1339 01:23:02,931 --> 01:23:04,585 Finally, bro. 1340 01:23:04,586 --> 01:23:07,619 My balls were about to discover a new shade of blue. 1341 01:23:07,620 --> 01:23:09,136 Holy shit. 1342 01:23:09,137 --> 01:23:10,654 I can't wait to see those titties. 1343 01:23:10,655 --> 01:23:11,723 Yeah. 1344 01:23:11,724 --> 01:23:12,930 This is the greatest day of my life. 1345 01:23:12,931 --> 01:23:14,241 Oh 1346 01:23:16,379 --> 01:23:18,551 Come on, go for it. 1347 01:23:20,862 --> 01:23:22,793 - Whoa. - Oh, my God. 1348 01:23:26,655 --> 01:23:27,964 Hey. What's up? 1349 01:23:27,965 --> 01:23:30,205 Y-You don't like the beer? 1350 01:23:30,206 --> 01:23:32,378 I just feel like a creep. 1351 01:23:32,379 --> 01:23:34,309 Dude, we're just having some fun. 1352 01:23:34,310 --> 01:23:35,550 I know, it's just... 1353 01:23:35,551 --> 01:23:37,309 She trusted me, man. Just shut it off. 1354 01:23:37,310 --> 01:23:40,102 We will, we will, in a little while. 1355 01:23:40,103 --> 01:23:41,688 Hey, Brady, where are you going, man? 1356 01:23:41,689 --> 01:23:44,757 Oh, fuck it. The Internet is awesome. 1357 01:23:44,758 --> 01:23:46,275 Yeah. 1358 01:23:46,758 --> 01:23:48,343 Eww! 1359 01:23:48,344 --> 01:23:50,240 Yo, what? She's double jointed? 1360 01:23:50,241 --> 01:23:52,240 - Gross. - I'd still tap that. 1361 01:23:52,241 --> 01:23:54,103 Contortionist. 1362 01:23:56,379 --> 01:23:58,171 A wig. I knew it. 1363 01:23:58,172 --> 01:23:59,689 I fucking knew it. 1364 01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:02,585 - Oh! Oh! - What the fuck? 1365 01:24:02,586 --> 01:24:04,033 Oh, oh. 1366 01:24:04,034 --> 01:24:05,862 Uh... 1367 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,378 Yo, wait, wait, wait. Is this that CGI thing? 1368 01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:11,792 Man, it's still... It's still kind of hot. 1369 01:24:11,793 --> 01:24:13,895 I do not... I don't like it. I don't like it. 1370 01:24:13,896 --> 01:24:15,136 Nah. 1371 01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:17,447 Holy shit. Guys, she sees us. 1372 01:24:17,448 --> 01:24:18,723 Like, you need to call an ambulance, 1373 01:24:18,724 --> 01:24:20,378 the police and then your parents. 1374 01:24:20,379 --> 01:24:21,826 Call your parents. I got it. 1375 01:24:21,827 --> 01:24:23,585 911, what is your emergency? 1376 01:24:23,586 --> 01:24:26,723 Yeah, I'm calling about a girl with snakes in her head. 1377 01:24:26,724 --> 01:24:28,884 - How many snakes, sir? - I don't know how many snakes! 1378 01:24:29,620 --> 01:24:32,136 Holy shit. 1379 01:24:32,137 --> 01:24:33,343 Yo, yo. Did you hear that? 1380 01:24:33,344 --> 01:24:34,550 What was that? 1381 01:24:34,551 --> 01:24:37,275 Yo, yo, yo. She's on the roof, dude. 1382 01:24:44,310 --> 01:24:46,310 - What the fuck? - Oh! 1383 01:24:48,793 --> 01:24:50,206 Oh! 1384 01:24:53,034 --> 01:24:54,379 Oh no. 1385 01:24:57,137 --> 01:24:58,655 Oh, my God! 1386 01:25:04,758 --> 01:25:06,344 Get the fuck out of here. 1387 01:25:09,034 --> 01:25:11,068 - What's going on? - Watch out! 1388 01:25:14,068 --> 01:25:16,068 Go, go, go, go, go! 1389 01:25:24,827 --> 01:25:26,987 Look, we need to get out, We need to get out of here. 1390 01:25:27,931 --> 01:25:29,310 Brady. 1391 01:25:30,827 --> 01:25:32,585 S-Sandra? 1392 01:25:32,586 --> 01:25:36,067 We... we didn't mean to hurt you, right? 1393 01:25:36,068 --> 01:25:37,930 Right, Dylan? We... 1394 01:25:37,931 --> 01:25:39,585 Oh, my G... 1395 01:25:41,586 --> 01:25:43,274 No! Nobody can kill him! 1396 01:25:43,275 --> 01:25:45,655 Leave him alone! 1397 01:25:49,172 --> 01:25:51,793 No! 1398 01:26:23,896 --> 01:26:28,861 - Jane McAllister, 48... - Sorry, hold up your release. 1399 01:26:28,862 --> 01:26:31,895 Jane McAllister, 48. 1400 01:26:31,896 --> 01:26:33,723 Got it. 1401 01:26:33,724 --> 01:26:37,309 This is where the vessel will lie during the ritual. 1402 01:26:37,310 --> 01:26:38,861 Are you nervous at all? 1403 01:26:38,862 --> 01:26:41,136 No, I'm not part of the coven. 1404 01:26:41,137 --> 01:26:43,171 I'm just the husband in the background. 1405 01:26:43,172 --> 01:26:45,482 But, yeah, I'm nervous. 1406 01:26:47,655 --> 01:26:49,136 Hey. 1407 01:26:49,137 --> 01:26:50,757 Did you eat something before we left? 1408 01:26:50,758 --> 01:26:52,412 Yeah, I grabbed one of your Gogurts. 1409 01:26:52,413 --> 01:26:55,309 That's not a meal, man. 1410 01:26:55,310 --> 01:26:56,826 I ate two of them. 1411 01:26:56,827 --> 01:26:59,205 So, tell us why you volunteered to be the vessel, 1412 01:26:59,206 --> 01:27:00,826 and start off by saying 1413 01:27:00,827 --> 01:27:02,964 I volunteered to be the vessel because. 1414 01:27:02,965 --> 01:27:05,412 Um, I volunteered to be the vessel 1415 01:27:05,413 --> 01:27:07,723 because I've always felt like I was destined 1416 01:27:07,724 --> 01:27:10,205 for something bigger than me, I guess. 1417 01:27:10,206 --> 01:27:11,826 Does that make sense? 1418 01:27:11,827 --> 01:27:14,240 And I just want to say, it is an absolute honor 1419 01:27:14,241 --> 01:27:15,826 to offer my body as the earthly vessel 1420 01:27:15,827 --> 01:27:17,585 of Our Lord Ukabon. 1421 01:27:17,586 --> 01:27:19,585 Thank you so much, Kirsten. Good luck tonight. 1422 01:27:19,586 --> 01:27:21,000 Yeah, good luck or... yeah. 1423 01:27:32,482 --> 01:27:33,895 You guys nervous to see one? 1424 01:27:33,896 --> 01:27:35,930 A demon? 1425 01:27:35,931 --> 01:27:39,033 You guys are in for a trip. 1426 01:27:39,034 --> 01:27:40,827 Have you seen one? 1427 01:27:42,241 --> 01:27:45,171 Wait, I thought it'd be like New Year's Eve, 1428 01:27:45,172 --> 01:27:47,033 Y2K for the whole thing to... 1429 01:27:47,034 --> 01:27:48,619 I mean, like, for big ones, yeah. 1430 01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:50,757 Julia, the book. 1431 01:27:50,758 --> 01:27:52,619 - Got to go. - Okay. 1432 01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:56,136 It's important to massage the doorway to the other realm, 1433 01:27:56,137 --> 01:27:58,378 but we won't call Ukabon into the vessel 1434 01:27:58,379 --> 01:28:00,447 until the stroke of midnight 1435 01:28:00,448 --> 01:28:03,241 when the veil is at its very thinnest. 1436 01:28:06,689 --> 01:28:08,000 Thank you. 1437 01:28:20,068 --> 01:28:21,895 - The window... - Window. 1438 01:28:21,896 --> 01:28:24,033 - Begins to crack. - Crack. 1439 01:28:24,034 --> 01:28:25,447 - The gate... - Gate- 1440 01:28:25,448 --> 01:28:27,378 - begins to open. - Open. 1441 01:28:27,379 --> 01:28:29,067 - The veil... - Veil 1442 01:28:29,068 --> 01:28:30,895 - begins to slip. - Slip. 1443 01:28:30,896 --> 01:28:32,310 - Ukabon. - Ukabon. 1444 01:28:32,379 --> 01:28:34,136 - Ukabon. - Ukabon. 1445 01:28:34,137 --> 01:28:36,171 We thread the needle with thy name 1446 01:28:36,172 --> 01:28:38,965 and pull thee to our earthly plane. 1447 01:28:42,896 --> 01:28:44,861 Troy. 1448 01:28:44,862 --> 01:28:46,102 Faces. 1449 01:28:54,517 --> 01:28:57,757 What was that. What? 1450 01:28:57,758 --> 01:28:59,033 - Hey. - What? 1451 01:28:59,034 --> 01:29:00,379 I think I saw something. 1452 01:29:09,275 --> 01:29:11,379 Something's here! 1453 01:29:12,896 --> 01:29:14,723 Is that Fergus again? 1454 01:29:14,724 --> 01:29:16,240 Just cast him out, honey. 1455 01:29:16,241 --> 01:29:17,723 - Okay, follow my lead. - Don't stop. 1456 01:29:17,724 --> 01:29:20,550 - We speak to thee uninvited. - Troy, get in there. 1457 01:29:20,551 --> 01:29:21,585 Uninvited. 1458 01:29:21,586 --> 01:29:23,619 Our anger thou hast ignited. 1459 01:29:23,620 --> 01:29:25,171 Ignited. 1460 01:29:25,172 --> 01:29:27,102 All thy power we... 1461 01:29:27,103 --> 01:29:28,274 No, no, no. 1462 01:29:28,275 --> 01:29:30,068 And do cast thee back... 1463 01:29:40,103 --> 01:29:42,654 May? 1464 01:29:42,655 --> 01:29:44,068 May, I can't see. 1465 01:29:48,827 --> 01:29:51,378 May? 1466 01:29:51,379 --> 01:29:52,620 May?! 1467 01:30:12,068 --> 01:30:13,551 What? 1468 01:30:15,517 --> 01:30:18,309 May? 1469 01:30:18,310 --> 01:30:19,688 Dude, how do we get outside? 1470 01:30:19,689 --> 01:30:21,067 Oh, dude, your head. 1471 01:30:21,068 --> 01:30:23,102 Woah, stop, look out. 1472 01:30:23,103 --> 01:30:24,379 Oh, shit. 1473 01:30:26,448 --> 01:30:29,172 - What the hell? - What is that? 1474 01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,137 Hey, what's happening? 1475 01:30:38,241 --> 01:30:40,034 Dude, what is that? Is that a person? 1476 01:30:42,931 --> 01:30:44,172 Hey! 1477 01:30:47,931 --> 01:30:49,861 Oh, oh, oh! Oh! 1478 01:30:49,862 --> 01:30:51,241 Oh, shit! 1479 01:30:57,689 --> 01:30:59,895 What was it? What was it? 1480 01:30:59,896 --> 01:31:01,792 Shh, shh! Turn the light off! 1481 01:31:01,793 --> 01:31:03,136 Turn it off! 1482 01:31:03,137 --> 01:31:05,895 Where's the button? 1483 01:31:05,896 --> 01:31:07,068 Shh, be quiet! 1484 01:31:13,206 --> 01:31:14,585 Something licked my hand. 1485 01:31:14,586 --> 01:31:16,378 - What? - Something licked my hand. 1486 01:31:16,379 --> 01:31:17,826 - Nothing licked your hand. - No, I'm serious. 1487 01:31:17,827 --> 01:31:19,412 Shut up. I do not care. 1488 01:31:19,413 --> 01:31:21,344 Shut up. Do not turn on the light. 1489 01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,826 Oh, what? 1490 01:31:26,827 --> 01:31:28,724 Oh, Jesus 1491 01:31:47,068 --> 01:31:48,274 Oh, my God. 1492 01:31:48,275 --> 01:31:49,826 Shh, shh, shh, shh! 1493 01:31:49,827 --> 01:31:51,274 We're in Hell. 1494 01:31:51,275 --> 01:31:53,240 I shouldn't be in Hell! 1495 01:31:53,241 --> 01:31:55,171 Stop panicking! 1496 01:31:55,172 --> 01:31:57,309 I shouldn't be here. I go to church. 1497 01:31:57,310 --> 01:31:59,654 Listen to me, there's no such thing as Hell. Okay? 1498 01:31:59,655 --> 01:32:02,792 And you don't even go to church. Help! 1499 01:32:02,793 --> 01:32:04,585 Stay down. 1500 01:32:04,586 --> 01:32:07,067 - Hey! - Oh, shit! It saw me. 1501 01:32:07,068 --> 01:32:09,757 - Troy, shut up. - Oh, shit. 1502 01:32:09,758 --> 01:32:11,619 What are you doing? 1503 01:32:11,620 --> 01:32:14,758 It's coming. What do we do, Nate? 1504 01:32:20,172 --> 01:32:24,274 Wait! Ma'am, wait! Wait! 1505 01:32:24,275 --> 01:32:26,654 My friend and I are lost. We don't know where we are. 1506 01:32:26,655 --> 01:32:29,205 Thou art in the feeding grounds. 1507 01:32:29,206 --> 01:32:30,895 What's the feeding grounds? 1508 01:32:30,896 --> 01:32:32,067 The... 1509 01:32:32,068 --> 01:32:36,067 Oh, thou art fresh. 1510 01:32:36,068 --> 01:32:39,067 What great sin does thou commit? 1511 01:32:39,068 --> 01:32:41,723 I told you! 1512 01:32:41,724 --> 01:32:44,792 Look, Miss, me and my friend didn't do anything wrong. 1513 01:32:44,793 --> 01:32:47,654 Oh, of course not. 1514 01:32:47,655 --> 01:32:50,999 No, we really didn't. I don't think we died. 1515 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:52,343 We were doing this ritual 1516 01:32:52,344 --> 01:32:54,102 with an old book, and everything went wrong. 1517 01:32:54,103 --> 01:32:55,447 Book? What book? 1518 01:32:55,448 --> 01:32:57,723 Troy, I think when those witches sent 1519 01:32:57,724 --> 01:33:01,274 that demon thing down here, we accidently came with it. 1520 01:33:01,275 --> 01:33:03,067 Is that possible? These witches were trying 1521 01:33:03,068 --> 01:33:05,447 to summon a powerful demon into this woman's body. 1522 01:33:05,448 --> 01:33:07,654 What name? What name did the try to summon? 1523 01:33:07,655 --> 01:33:09,516 Shit, I don't remember. Something like... 1524 01:33:09,517 --> 01:33:13,895 It was like Qui-Gon or Pokémon or some shit. 1525 01:33:13,896 --> 01:33:15,688 The book upon the Blood Order? 1526 01:33:15,689 --> 01:33:17,136 Yes! Do you know him? 1527 01:33:17,137 --> 01:33:19,999 Yes. Oh, I hate Ukabon! 1528 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:21,448 Thou art not far from him. 1529 01:33:28,103 --> 01:33:29,516 Eight minutes. 1530 01:33:29,517 --> 01:33:31,205 Troy, what we need is this Ukabon by midnight 1531 01:33:31,206 --> 01:33:32,723 when the witches take him through the vale. 1532 01:33:32,724 --> 01:33:34,585 Oh, yes! And then we can grab onto him 1533 01:33:34,586 --> 01:33:36,550 right when they take him through, and we can go home! 1534 01:33:36,551 --> 01:33:38,309 Yeah. 1535 01:33:38,310 --> 01:33:42,412 Please, can you take us to Ukabon? 1536 01:33:42,413 --> 01:33:44,343 We only have eight minutes, shit, seven minutes now. 1537 01:33:44,344 --> 01:33:47,171 If I return thee to Earth, wilt thou write my name 1538 01:33:47,172 --> 01:33:48,930 in the Great Book of the Witches? 1539 01:33:48,931 --> 01:33:50,033 Yeah, sure. 1540 01:33:50,034 --> 01:33:52,516 My name is Mabel the Skull Biter. 1541 01:33:52,517 --> 01:33:56,274 I took command of 30 legions. 1542 01:33:56,275 --> 01:33:58,206 Hurry, run! 1543 01:34:02,758 --> 01:34:03,793 This way. 1544 01:34:10,172 --> 01:34:11,793 What are you doing? Keep going. 1545 01:34:18,068 --> 01:34:20,274 Shh! 1546 01:34:20,275 --> 01:34:22,826 I almost messed up my hand on these spikes. 1547 01:34:22,827 --> 01:34:24,447 Get over here. 1548 01:34:31,586 --> 01:34:33,654 Hey, Mabel, can you go to Hell 1549 01:34:33,655 --> 01:34:35,792 for an isolated shoplifting incident? 1550 01:34:35,793 --> 01:34:38,205 Oh, yeah, Troy, that's the worst thing you've ever done. 1551 01:34:38,206 --> 01:34:40,412 - What's that supposed to mean? - Shut up. 1552 01:34:45,310 --> 01:34:46,654 No, seriously. What's that supposed to mean? 1553 01:34:46,655 --> 01:34:48,274 - Shut up! - Shh! 1554 01:34:48,275 --> 01:34:52,068 Remember, fresh souls taste best. 1555 01:35:09,965 --> 01:35:13,447 Mabel, slow down. 1556 01:35:13,448 --> 01:35:15,826 Dude, what if she's taking us to, like, 1557 01:35:15,827 --> 01:35:17,723 one of her little demon friends or something? 1558 01:35:17,724 --> 01:35:18,861 No, I don't think so. 1559 01:35:18,862 --> 01:35:20,965 I'm a pretty good judge of people. 1560 01:35:24,068 --> 01:35:25,585 Don't... Oh, excuse us. 1561 01:35:25,586 --> 01:35:26,965 No, don't engage. 1562 01:35:30,448 --> 01:35:32,551 Hey, keep moving. We're going to lose Mabel. 1563 01:35:35,413 --> 01:35:37,412 Why are you stopped, bro? Go, go, go! 1564 01:35:37,413 --> 01:35:39,620 Okay! 1565 01:35:40,931 --> 01:35:42,309 - Mabel! - Oh, dude. 1566 01:35:42,310 --> 01:35:45,000 I almost stepped right into that huge trap. 1567 01:35:51,827 --> 01:35:54,137 - Oh! - Nate, my hand! 1568 01:35:56,206 --> 01:35:58,930 Where did? 1569 01:35:58,931 --> 01:36:01,275 Mabel, my hand! 1570 01:36:05,655 --> 01:36:07,517 Hey! Stop! 1571 01:36:10,034 --> 01:36:11,723 Why art thou raising thy voice? 1572 01:36:11,724 --> 01:36:15,550 Maybe because you're leading us to our deaths. 1573 01:36:15,551 --> 01:36:18,240 Where the hell are you taking us? 1574 01:36:18,241 --> 01:36:20,619 No one speaketh to me this way. 1575 01:36:20,620 --> 01:36:22,205 In this world, I giveth the orders! 1576 01:36:22,206 --> 01:36:23,585 I'm a servant to no one! 1577 01:36:23,586 --> 01:36:29,205 Great Order, return me at once! 1578 01:36:29,206 --> 01:36:31,171 Mabel! 1579 01:36:31,172 --> 01:36:33,034 Mabel! 1580 01:36:34,896 --> 01:36:37,481 Mabel! Mabel! 1581 01:36:37,482 --> 01:36:39,757 Come back her, you oozing bitch! 1582 01:36:39,758 --> 01:36:41,447 We're lost. 1583 01:36:41,448 --> 01:36:44,447 Nate, take the light. Give me a turn with that. 1584 01:36:44,448 --> 01:36:46,274 What? No. You don't know how to fight. 1585 01:36:46,275 --> 01:36:48,309 Yes, I do. I took martial arts. 1586 01:36:48,310 --> 01:36:50,585 - No, you didn't. - When I was a kid I did. 1587 01:36:50,586 --> 01:36:52,034 Troy, just shut... Ah, shit! 1588 01:36:56,413 --> 01:36:57,619 Come on! 1589 01:37:00,793 --> 01:37:04,067 I'm going to stab you in the frigging face with this thing! 1590 01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:06,412 Oh, shit, Troy! Troy, we're running out of time, man! 1591 01:37:06,413 --> 01:37:07,792 She just left us here! 1592 01:37:07,793 --> 01:37:09,792 Maybe you shouldn't have been such a dick! 1593 01:37:09,793 --> 01:37:12,067 Well, shit, Troy, I'm sorry I'm not buddy-buddy 1594 01:37:12,068 --> 01:37:15,033 with every demon hellspawn that I meet. 1595 01:37:15,034 --> 01:37:16,757 It's called leadership, Troy. 1596 01:37:16,758 --> 01:37:18,309 Somebody has to take charge. 1597 01:37:18,310 --> 01:37:19,930 It's not going to be you. 1598 01:37:19,931 --> 01:37:24,067 Well, Mabel and I respond to a different leadership style! 1599 01:37:24,068 --> 01:37:25,792 Help me! 1600 01:37:25,793 --> 01:37:27,895 Mabel! 1601 01:37:27,896 --> 01:37:30,585 Troy, don't! 1602 01:37:30,586 --> 01:37:33,723 Troy, stop! 1603 01:37:33,724 --> 01:37:35,102 Mabel. 1604 01:37:35,103 --> 01:37:36,619 Help me. 1605 01:37:36,620 --> 01:37:37,826 Oh, help. 1606 01:37:37,827 --> 01:37:40,067 Uh... 1607 01:37:40,068 --> 01:37:41,793 Ma'am? 1608 01:37:45,482 --> 01:37:46,655 Run, Nate! 1609 01:37:51,655 --> 01:37:53,412 Why do thou scream like cowards? 1610 01:37:53,413 --> 01:37:55,171 Because there was this woman and then there was... 1611 01:37:55,172 --> 01:37:56,826 She needed help, but she's... her arms were... 1612 01:37:56,827 --> 01:38:00,551 Oh, thou met her. 1613 01:38:06,241 --> 01:38:08,379 They already got me. 1614 01:38:13,137 --> 01:38:15,516 Shit, man. 1615 01:38:15,517 --> 01:38:18,688 We only got like four minutes. We're not going to make it. 1616 01:38:18,689 --> 01:38:20,792 Men, we are here. 1617 01:38:20,793 --> 01:38:24,103 Hither be the back entrance to the dwelling of Ukabon. 1618 01:38:29,758 --> 01:38:34,516 Here, where Worm had gone about her business, you must crawl. 1619 01:38:34,517 --> 01:38:37,585 - Troy, you go first. - No. 1620 01:38:37,586 --> 01:38:39,033 I only have one good hand. I can't go hold the light. 1621 01:38:39,034 --> 01:38:40,447 We need the light. 1622 01:38:40,448 --> 01:38:42,240 I can't hold the light and crawl at the same... 1623 01:38:42,241 --> 01:38:45,067 I shall fix thy torch to thy head. 1624 01:38:45,068 --> 01:38:48,136 Wait, what? No. Gross. 1625 01:38:48,137 --> 01:38:49,655 Nate? 1626 01:38:51,862 --> 01:38:54,103 Oh, man. 1627 01:39:00,482 --> 01:39:02,137 Get in the Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go! 1628 01:39:03,620 --> 01:39:07,895 Go, go, go! 1629 01:39:07,896 --> 01:39:09,343 Troy, faster! 1630 01:39:09,344 --> 01:39:11,310 I'm trying, Nate! 1631 01:39:25,172 --> 01:39:27,585 What is that?! 1632 01:39:27,586 --> 01:39:30,620 Shh. Quiet, men. 1633 01:39:49,896 --> 01:39:51,861 Dude, you just pushed me into that creature thing! 1634 01:39:51,862 --> 01:39:54,654 No, I didn't. It was a reflex. 1635 01:39:54,655 --> 01:39:55,964 Stop acting like I'm a bad person. 1636 01:39:55,965 --> 01:39:57,310 Shh! 1637 01:40:10,620 --> 01:40:11,793 Snatch! 1638 01:40:36,068 --> 01:40:37,343 80 seconds. 1639 01:40:37,344 --> 01:40:39,102 I say we make a beeline to Ukabon at 60. 1640 01:40:39,103 --> 01:40:40,550 Okay. 1641 01:40:42,551 --> 01:40:44,136 Nate, you really think I'm a bad person? 1642 01:40:44,137 --> 01:40:45,585 You cannot be serious right now. 1643 01:40:45,586 --> 01:40:47,274 Well, excuse me for thinking it's a big deal 1644 01:40:47,275 --> 01:40:48,516 that my best friend thinks I'm a terrible person. 1645 01:40:48,517 --> 01:40:50,585 - Shh! - Okay, Nate, just shut me up 1646 01:40:50,586 --> 01:40:53,792 and ignore me like you always do. 1647 01:40:53,793 --> 01:40:56,205 You told my ex that I have a gambling addiction. 1648 01:40:56,206 --> 01:40:57,723 Two years ago. 1649 01:40:57,724 --> 01:40:59,481 I was just trying to make her feel better. 1650 01:40:59,482 --> 01:41:02,205 You never have my back, Troy. 1651 01:41:02,206 --> 01:41:05,000 Shit, 58 seconds. Let's go. 1652 01:41:12,620 --> 01:41:14,171 Don't forget to write my name in the book! 1653 01:41:14,172 --> 01:41:15,931 Oh, shit! 1654 01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:20,205 Almost, Troy. Come on! 1655 01:41:20,206 --> 01:41:22,482 Nate, look out! 1656 01:41:26,068 --> 01:41:27,758 Troy, just go! 1657 01:41:46,862 --> 01:41:48,136 Balls! 1658 01:41:58,620 --> 01:42:01,447 - Thee, the time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1659 01:42:01,448 --> 01:42:03,620 - The time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1660 01:42:03,689 --> 01:42:05,655 - The time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1661 01:42:07,275 --> 01:42:09,689 - The time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1662 01:42:09,758 --> 01:42:11,278 - The time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1663 01:42:24,689 --> 01:42:26,033 15 seconds. 1664 01:42:26,034 --> 01:42:29,102 Wait! Mabel! 1665 01:42:29,103 --> 01:42:30,550 Come with us! 1666 01:42:30,551 --> 01:42:31,792 Ukabon. Ukabon. 1667 01:42:31,793 --> 01:42:35,067 Ukabon. Ukabon. Ukabon. 1668 01:42:35,068 --> 01:42:36,964 Write my name! 1669 01:42:36,965 --> 01:42:39,482 Just go, go, go! 1670 01:42:46,068 --> 01:42:47,343 He's coming! 1671 01:42:47,344 --> 01:42:49,412 Troy! 1672 01:42:49,413 --> 01:42:52,102 Troy, we made it! 1673 01:42:52,103 --> 01:42:54,792 W-wait, why... why am I tied up? 1674 01:42:54,793 --> 01:42:57,309 Nate, Nate, Nate! 1675 01:42:57,310 --> 01:43:00,136 - No! - Nate! 1676 01:43:00,137 --> 01:43:01,724 What are you doing? 1677 01:43:04,655 --> 01:43:06,585 How did this happen? 1678 01:43:06,586 --> 01:43:09,585 How did this happen?! Just try it again. 1679 01:43:09,586 --> 01:43:12,033 You think we can just do this again, just do it over? 1680 01:43:12,034 --> 01:43:13,378 Well, we can't! We can't! 1681 01:43:13,379 --> 01:43:14,999 Another one is in the book, honey. 1682 01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:16,309 How did you let this happen? 1683 01:43:16,310 --> 01:43:18,171 Well, the camera crew wasn't my idea. 1684 01:43:18,172 --> 01:43:20,136 You're going to blame me now? 1685 01:43:20,137 --> 01:43:21,688 I cleaned for you. I prepare for you. 1686 01:43:21,689 --> 01:43:24,102 I stop up for you, and this is how you thank me? 1687 01:43:24,103 --> 01:43:25,309 - Be quiet! - Blame me? 1688 01:43:25,310 --> 01:43:26,585 You should have listened to me. 1689 01:43:26,586 --> 01:43:29,792 Shut up. Julia, where are you going? 1690 01:43:29,793 --> 01:43:31,413 I'm getting a mop. 1691 01:43:52,655 --> 01:43:54,550 ♪ Oh ♪ 1692 01:44:04,206 --> 01:44:07,033 ♪ Sold into slavery down in New Orleans ♪ 1693 01:44:07,034 --> 01:44:09,654 ♪ Goddess of the bayou light ♪ 1694 01:44:09,655 --> 01:44:12,481 ♪ Black dog's head on the killing bed ♪ 1695 01:44:12,482 --> 01:44:15,274 ♪ Severed and left to bleed ♪ 1696 01:44:15,275 --> 01:44:18,136 ♪ There on fire in the corner of the world ♪ 1697 01:44:18,137 --> 01:44:20,757 ♪ There in misery ♪ 1698 01:44:20,758 --> 01:44:23,585 ♪ There on fire in the corner of the world ♪ 1699 01:44:23,586 --> 01:44:27,205 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 1700 01:44:27,206 --> 01:44:32,619 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1701 01:44:32,620 --> 01:44:36,654 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1702 01:44:36,655 --> 01:44:42,171 ♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1703 01:44:42,172 --> 01:44:47,999 ♪ And you don't want to go with ♪ 1704 01:44:48,000 --> 01:44:50,688 ♪ Me ♪ 1705 01:44:59,586 --> 01:45:02,481 ♪ Poison father of the human race ♪ 1706 01:45:02,482 --> 01:45:05,240 ♪ God of the tainted blood ♪ 1707 01:45:05,241 --> 01:45:08,067 ♪ Malevolence sneaking up the spine of the world ♪ 1708 01:45:08,068 --> 01:45:10,723 ♪ Ready for the bastard son ♪ 1709 01:45:10,724 --> 01:45:13,723 ♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪ 1710 01:45:13,724 --> 01:45:16,343 ♪ There in misery ♪ 1711 01:45:16,344 --> 01:45:19,205 ♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪ 1712 01:45:19,206 --> 01:45:22,654 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 1713 01:45:22,655 --> 01:45:28,240 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1714 01:45:28,241 --> 01:45:31,895 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1715 01:45:31,896 --> 01:45:37,619 ♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1716 01:45:37,620 --> 01:45:43,240 ♪ And you don't want to go with ♪ 1717 01:45:43,241 --> 01:45:45,723 ♪ Me ♪ 1718 01:46:07,655 --> 01:46:12,655 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1719 01:46:12,724 --> 01:46:18,240 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1720 01:46:18,241 --> 01:46:23,655 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1721 01:46:23,724 --> 01:46:27,999 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1722 01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:31,171 ♪ Oh ♪ 1723 01:46:32,896 --> 01:46:35,792 ♪ Wanna cross that line ♪ 1724 01:46:38,034 --> 01:46:42,412 ♪ Oh, sold into slavery down in New Orleans ♪ 1725 01:46:42,413 --> 01:46:45,274 ♪ Goddess of the bayou light ♪ 1726 01:46:45,275 --> 01:46:48,067 ♪ Black dog's head on the killing bed ♪ 1727 01:46:48,068 --> 01:46:50,654 ♪ Severed and left to bleed ♪ 1728 01:46:50,655 --> 01:46:53,723 ♪ There on fire in the corner of the world ♪ 1729 01:46:53,724 --> 01:46:56,343 ♪ There in misery ♪ 1730 01:46:56,344 --> 01:46:59,102 ♪ Lucifer's face in the mirror when you look ♪ 1731 01:46:59,103 --> 01:47:02,688 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 1732 01:47:02,689 --> 01:47:08,205 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1733 01:47:08,206 --> 01:47:12,274 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1734 01:47:12,275 --> 01:47:17,585 ♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1735 01:47:17,586 --> 01:47:23,585 ♪ And you don't want to go with ♪ 1736 01:47:23,586 --> 01:47:25,930 ♪ Me ♪ 1737 01:47:34,620 --> 01:47:38,067 ♪ Oh, poison father of the human race ♪ 1738 01:47:38,068 --> 01:47:40,757 ♪ God of the tainted blood ♪ 1739 01:47:40,758 --> 01:47:43,516 ♪ Malevolence sneaking up the spine of the world ♪ 1740 01:47:43,517 --> 01:47:46,343 ♪ Ready for the bastard son ♪ 1741 01:47:46,344 --> 01:47:49,171 ♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪ 1742 01:47:49,172 --> 01:47:51,757 ♪ There is misery ♪ 1743 01:47:51,758 --> 01:47:54,792 ♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪ 1744 01:47:54,793 --> 01:47:58,619 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 1745 01:47:58,620 --> 01:48:03,688 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 1746 01:48:03,689 --> 01:48:07,585 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 1747 01:48:07,586 --> 01:48:13,240 ♪ Because it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1748 01:48:13,241 --> 01:48:18,723 ♪ And you don't want to go with me ♪ 1749 01:48:18,724 --> 01:48:24,343 ♪ Hey, it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 1750 01:48:24,344 --> 01:48:28,723 ♪ And you don't want to go... ♪ 1751 01:48:28,724 --> 01:48:31,895 We thread the needle with thy name and pull thee 1752 01:48:31,896 --> 01:48:34,447 to our earthly plane, Mabel. 1753 01:48:34,448 --> 01:48:35,965 - Mabel. - Mabel. 1754 01:48:36,034 --> 01:48:38,000 - Mabel. - Mabel. 1755 01:48:38,068 --> 01:48:39,206 - Mabel. - Mabel. 1756 01:48:39,275 --> 01:48:40,895 - Mabel. - Mabel. 1757 01:48:40,896 --> 01:48:41,896 May... 1758 01:48:44,862 --> 01:48:46,344 Vroom. 120051