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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 2 00:00:31,087 --> 00:00:33,521 The Lombardo deposition's been moved to Thursday. 3 00:00:33,557 --> 00:00:36,219 Bankstead needs you to file the briefs on Himmelstein. 4 00:00:36,259 --> 00:00:38,955 Your fiancee wants to sign off on the new draft of the vows. 5 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:40,724 Yes... No... Well, whatever she wants. 6 00:00:40,764 --> 00:00:44,165 OK. You got the continuance on Petramco Oil. 7 00:00:44,201 --> 00:00:47,170 Mark says we'll have to redraft the Olsen petition... 8 00:00:47,204 --> 00:00:49,695 and the caterers suggest adding seafood to the buffet. 9 00:00:49,739 --> 00:00:50,933 What kind of seafood? 10 00:00:50,974 --> 00:00:52,339 Shellfish, I believe. 11 00:00:53,343 --> 00:00:54,640 They could circulate more canapes. 12 00:00:54,678 --> 00:00:55,906 No. It's fine. 13 00:00:55,946 --> 00:00:57,538 Tell David it's only a reply brief. 14 00:00:57,581 --> 00:00:59,446 Have Pickering handle the Petramco deposition... 15 00:00:59,482 --> 00:01:02,246 and find that Oklahoma precedent in Himmelstein. 16 00:01:02,285 --> 00:01:06,449 And tell that furniture guy my desktop should be burl... 17 00:01:06,489 --> 00:01:08,787 Antique burl with a satin finish. 18 00:01:08,825 --> 00:01:10,292 Got it. 19 00:01:25,842 --> 00:01:29,005 Charlie, this is unbelievable. 20 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:33,072 Wow. This place is big enough to drive a car around in, huh? 21 00:01:33,917 --> 00:01:35,077 Boy, look at this view. 22 00:01:35,118 --> 00:01:37,086 - Yeah, I know. - Wow. 23 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,610 Look at this. What have you got here? 24 00:01:39,589 --> 00:01:41,648 - That's not mine. - Oh, I see. 25 00:01:41,691 --> 00:01:43,921 - Hey, how you doing? - Yeah, there they go. 26 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,428 - Man, when did you get in here? - Couple days ago. 27 00:01:46,463 --> 00:01:48,931 Wow. What was it, a wedding present? 28 00:01:48,965 --> 00:01:51,661 No. They made me partner. 29 00:01:51,701 --> 00:01:54,534 That's great. That's even better, huh? 30 00:01:54,571 --> 00:01:56,505 - Thank you very much. - You got the big desk. 31 00:01:56,539 --> 00:01:58,166 Why don't you... 32 00:01:58,208 --> 00:02:00,802 Oh, well, yes, of course. 33 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:06,376 And another thing, Higgins! You're fired! 34 00:02:08,551 --> 00:02:10,519 I had a pretty good audition, too. 35 00:02:10,553 --> 00:02:13,249 Some big agents. They really like me, Charlie. 36 00:02:13,290 --> 00:02:15,383 You didn't do your Mafia thing? 37 00:02:16,393 --> 00:02:18,588 This is one of my favorite scenes... 38 00:02:18,628 --> 00:02:20,562 from "Blood in the Family." 39 00:02:31,775 --> 00:02:32,935 Hello, Tony. 40 00:02:34,210 --> 00:02:36,576 Well, I came by because I needed to talk to you... 41 00:02:37,447 --> 00:02:39,540 because I love her. 42 00:02:39,582 --> 00:02:41,573 I'm not so sure that you can understand that. 43 00:02:43,687 --> 00:02:44,949 So that's the way it's gonna be, huh? 44 00:02:44,988 --> 00:02:47,957 You're gonna put Moe on me and Sal on me? 45 00:02:47,991 --> 00:02:50,983 Yeah, well, come on. Give it to me, Moe, Sal. 46 00:02:51,027 --> 00:02:53,461 Come on, you guys are good at that, huh? 47 00:02:53,496 --> 00:02:54,827 Come on! 48 00:03:02,806 --> 00:03:04,637 Why shouldn't I do the Mafia thing? 49 00:03:04,674 --> 00:03:06,699 - You shouldn't, Charlie. - It's good. 50 00:03:28,598 --> 00:03:30,361 I loved her, Tony. 51 00:03:35,372 --> 00:03:36,669 It was good. 52 00:03:36,706 --> 00:03:39,038 Tiffany's gonna be here any second for lunch. 53 00:03:39,075 --> 00:03:41,043 I want to go over the bachelor party. 54 00:03:41,077 --> 00:03:43,477 - What? - The bachelor party. 55 00:03:43,513 --> 00:03:44,741 "Official Duties of the Best Man." 56 00:03:44,781 --> 00:03:46,339 This thing is hilarious. 57 00:03:46,383 --> 00:03:48,374 I have to provide you with shelter... 58 00:03:48,418 --> 00:03:50,079 and I have to meet your emotional needs... 59 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,179 leading up to the nuptials. 60 00:03:52,222 --> 00:03:54,417 Hello, Ricky. 61 00:03:54,457 --> 00:03:55,822 Oh, hello, Tiffany. 62 00:03:55,859 --> 00:03:59,158 I gotta say you are already looking... 63 00:03:59,963 --> 00:04:02,090 And with so few days to go... 64 00:04:02,132 --> 00:04:04,396 I think you're peaking at just the right moment. 65 00:04:04,434 --> 00:04:07,096 - Thank you. - Too soon to kiss the bride? 66 00:04:08,505 --> 00:04:10,666 Yeah, I think we should wait. 67 00:04:10,707 --> 00:04:12,038 - Charles. - Yeah. 68 00:04:12,075 --> 00:04:13,508 If you don't decide on a boutonniere... 69 00:04:13,543 --> 00:04:15,602 they won't be able to make them in time. 70 00:04:15,645 --> 00:04:18,273 That means there aren't going to be any boutonnieres. 71 00:04:18,314 --> 00:04:19,975 That means I'm going to relate to you... 72 00:04:20,016 --> 00:04:22,007 in a way that Dr. Pearlstein told us to avoid. 73 00:04:22,051 --> 00:04:23,916 - Right, right. - Don't want that. 74 00:04:25,188 --> 00:04:27,315 - Could we... - Sorry. Want some privacy? 75 00:04:27,357 --> 00:04:28,517 Go ahead. 76 00:04:30,427 --> 00:04:33,225 I'm really very worried about this, Charles. 77 00:04:33,263 --> 00:04:36,061 Darling, I have known Richard since I was nine years old. 78 00:04:36,099 --> 00:04:38,363 He's not the most tactful guy in the world... 79 00:04:38,401 --> 00:04:39,868 but he's decent and reliable... 80 00:04:39,903 --> 00:04:43,395 and he won't ruin the most important day of our lives. 81 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:53,610 OK, OK, he may not be totally reliable... 82 00:04:53,650 --> 00:04:54,810 but he is thoughtful. 83 00:04:55,752 --> 00:04:57,117 Well, he can be thoughtful. 84 00:04:58,455 --> 00:05:00,082 Look, he's my oldest friend in the world... 85 00:05:00,123 --> 00:05:02,216 and I really want him to be my best man. 86 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:04,749 - My father hates him. - I'll deal with your father. 87 00:05:06,095 --> 00:05:07,221 - Yes, sir. - Hi, Daddy. 88 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:09,663 - Follow me! - Yes, sir. Right away. 89 00:05:09,699 --> 00:05:11,064 Go get 'em. 90 00:05:12,435 --> 00:05:14,369 Paradise Bluff? Excuse me, sir. 91 00:05:14,404 --> 00:05:16,634 I need you there by eight o'clock tomorrow morning. 92 00:05:16,673 --> 00:05:18,334 And where is that, exactly? 93 00:05:18,374 --> 00:05:20,774 Nevada. Some pathetic little cow town. 94 00:05:20,810 --> 00:05:24,371 My wife's cousin got indicted for fraud. 95 00:05:24,414 --> 00:05:27,508 The guy's a creep, but Edna's got this family thing. 96 00:05:27,550 --> 00:05:29,848 So, what, you want me to defend him, sir? 97 00:05:29,886 --> 00:05:31,547 No, Tuttle, a continuance. 98 00:05:31,588 --> 00:05:33,852 You'll be in and out in five minutes. 99 00:05:33,890 --> 00:05:36,358 With the wedding and all, sir... 100 00:05:36,392 --> 00:05:38,952 there's the caterer, the band, the boutonnieres... 101 00:05:38,995 --> 00:05:41,862 Screw the boutonnieres. I need this to go away. 102 00:05:41,898 --> 00:05:44,890 It's a family matter, and you're family now. 103 00:05:45,802 --> 00:05:47,667 Listen, Ricky, I hate to tell you this... 104 00:05:47,704 --> 00:05:48,932 but something's come up. 105 00:05:48,972 --> 00:05:51,099 I really can't do that bachelor party now. 106 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:53,631 - What? - I got to go out of town. 107 00:05:53,676 --> 00:05:56,474 - Where? - Paradise Bluff, Nevada. 108 00:05:56,513 --> 00:05:58,003 But the bachelor party is tonight. 109 00:05:58,047 --> 00:06:00,106 That's what I'm saying. We can't do the bachelor party. 110 00:06:00,149 --> 00:06:02,174 - Oh, Charlie, come on. - I know. 111 00:06:02,218 --> 00:06:03,810 I planned a whole... 112 00:06:03,853 --> 00:06:05,445 a whole bachelor party. 113 00:06:05,488 --> 00:06:07,251 We'll do something after the honeymoon. 114 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:08,757 That's not the same. 115 00:06:08,791 --> 00:06:10,281 Look, do you want me to throw you a party? 116 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:12,123 - Sure, I do. - Really? 117 00:06:12,161 --> 00:06:14,095 'Cause I need to know that. 118 00:06:14,130 --> 00:06:15,893 Yes, please, throw me a party. 119 00:06:15,932 --> 00:06:17,092 I gotta go. 120 00:07:16,292 --> 00:07:18,055 For he's a jolly good fellow 121 00:07:18,094 --> 00:07:19,959 For he's a jolly good fellow 122 00:07:19,996 --> 00:07:23,397 For he's a jolly good fellow 123 00:07:23,433 --> 00:07:25,663 Which nobody can deny 124 00:07:28,671 --> 00:07:29,797 What's going on? 125 00:07:29,839 --> 00:07:31,864 It's your bachelor party! 126 00:07:33,042 --> 00:07:34,168 Who are these guys? 127 00:07:34,210 --> 00:07:35,837 They're from my acting class. 128 00:07:36,913 --> 00:07:38,904 Please, I can't... 129 00:07:38,948 --> 00:07:41,280 Come on. We drove halfway across the desert. 130 00:07:41,317 --> 00:07:43,547 We drove like hell to beat you here. 131 00:07:45,088 --> 00:07:46,885 Come on, Charlie. If it weren't for me... 132 00:07:46,923 --> 00:07:48,891 all you'd ever do is work. One drink. 133 00:07:54,097 --> 00:07:55,928 Hi, boys. 134 00:07:55,965 --> 00:07:58,229 We'll have a pitcher of beer and B-52's all around. 135 00:07:58,267 --> 00:07:59,427 I'll have a Chivas, please. 136 00:07:59,469 --> 00:08:00,834 He'll have a Chivas. 137 00:08:04,107 --> 00:08:05,506 What the heck? I'm having one, too. 138 00:08:05,541 --> 00:08:06,872 Everybody have one, huh? 139 00:08:06,909 --> 00:08:09,070 - We're out of Chivas. - What? 140 00:08:09,112 --> 00:08:11,046 You're out? You're a bar. 141 00:08:12,382 --> 00:08:13,872 How about a Manhattan? 142 00:08:13,916 --> 00:08:15,247 Yeah, sure. 143 00:08:15,284 --> 00:08:18,481 Do you want a Manhattan or a Paradise Manhattan? 144 00:08:18,521 --> 00:08:19,715 I like the sound of that. 145 00:08:19,756 --> 00:08:22,691 Give my friend a Paradise Manhattan! 146 00:08:22,725 --> 00:08:24,022 OK, OK, OK! 147 00:08:24,060 --> 00:08:26,085 Shots and suds for the rest? 148 00:08:26,129 --> 00:08:27,721 Yes, please. Thank you very much. 149 00:08:32,235 --> 00:08:34,795 Hey, Jim, you know how to make a Manhattan? 150 00:08:38,675 --> 00:08:39,869 That's just great. 151 00:09:01,731 --> 00:09:05,326 You know what? This might be the best Manhattan I've ever... 152 00:09:05,368 --> 00:09:06,494 You know what it is? 153 00:09:06,536 --> 00:09:09,130 No, I'll tell you. It's unusual. 154 00:09:09,172 --> 00:09:11,265 That's what... We should get some more of these. 155 00:09:11,307 --> 00:09:12,467 You want another one? 156 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:15,136 I think we could handle, you know, another one... 157 00:09:15,178 --> 00:09:16,645 real soon. 158 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:18,909 Yeah. Whoo! Party's on, huh? 159 00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:21,917 I said, "Bullshit. 160 00:09:21,951 --> 00:09:23,248 "You either testify... 161 00:09:23,286 --> 00:09:25,117 "or I'm gonna drag your ass into court with a subpoena." 162 00:09:25,154 --> 00:09:26,587 I'll take care of this. 163 00:09:36,599 --> 00:09:38,430 God, I really hate this, don't you? 164 00:09:38,468 --> 00:09:40,459 This whole ritual. 165 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,164 What do I say that doesn't make me some jerk... 166 00:09:43,206 --> 00:09:44,867 just trying to pick up on you? 167 00:09:49,612 --> 00:09:50,840 You know what I miss? 168 00:09:51,948 --> 00:09:53,108 TV. 169 00:09:54,050 --> 00:09:56,746 Just lying on a sofa with someone, watching TV. 170 00:09:57,787 --> 00:10:00,278 Popcorn, blanket... 171 00:10:00,323 --> 00:10:02,382 Sometimes I think that intercourse is overrated. 172 00:10:02,425 --> 00:10:03,824 You know? 173 00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:05,327 'Cause I'm a hugger. 174 00:10:07,063 --> 00:10:09,224 I can hug, I can kiss all day long. 175 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,259 This isn't quite it. 176 00:10:13,302 --> 00:10:15,065 It's good, though. 177 00:10:15,104 --> 00:10:17,072 I don't know. Maybe a little sweeter. 178 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,842 Jackpot! 179 00:10:20,877 --> 00:10:22,174 That's my slot machine. 180 00:10:22,211 --> 00:10:23,906 Hey, no one was playing it. Back off. 181 00:10:23,946 --> 00:10:26,437 I just quit to take a piss. 182 00:10:27,784 --> 00:10:31,345 Hey, easy. Maybe I can be of some help here. 183 00:10:31,387 --> 00:10:33,412 I hate being the one to tell you... 184 00:10:33,456 --> 00:10:36,152 but the law is on his side. 185 00:10:36,192 --> 00:10:38,490 Prior use of the machine... 186 00:10:38,528 --> 00:10:42,055 is not determinative of possessory interest. 187 00:10:42,098 --> 00:10:43,224 Are you a lawyer? 188 00:10:47,737 --> 00:10:48,897 Did you see that? 189 00:10:50,006 --> 00:10:51,598 Aggravated assault! 190 00:10:51,641 --> 00:10:53,632 That's four years in the state pen! 191 00:10:59,782 --> 00:11:02,774 Aw, Charlie, I'm so sorry, man. 192 00:11:02,819 --> 00:11:04,116 Yeah, don't forget. 193 00:11:04,153 --> 00:11:06,144 Give him one of these every three hours. 194 00:11:06,189 --> 00:11:07,520 Yeah, OK. I'm not gonna forget. 195 00:11:07,557 --> 00:11:08,683 Hey, we gotta go. 196 00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:10,919 Yeah, OK, all right. You guys take it easy. 197 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,655 - Drink a lot of coffee. - Later, man. 198 00:11:15,298 --> 00:11:16,765 Court tomorrow. 199 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:19,959 Just a continuance. 200 00:11:20,002 --> 00:11:22,766 I know it's just a continuance, but the doctor said... 201 00:11:22,805 --> 00:11:26,206 Come on, Charlie, will you lay back? 202 00:11:26,242 --> 00:11:28,437 Look, we'll see how you're feeling tomorrow morning. 203 00:11:28,477 --> 00:11:31,605 Remember, you gotta take three of these every three hours. 204 00:11:32,515 --> 00:11:33,812 All right? 205 00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:36,444 I'm leaving them there. 206 00:11:38,588 --> 00:11:40,146 I set the alarm for you. 207 00:12:10,119 --> 00:12:12,519 Charlie, how you feeling, man? It's almost nine. 208 00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:17,782 Don Fernando has many cattle. 209 00:12:19,629 --> 00:12:20,891 What? 210 00:12:24,033 --> 00:12:26,729 Are these all the women of your tribe? 211 00:12:34,977 --> 00:12:36,137 Buddy? 212 00:12:48,925 --> 00:12:50,483 OK, Charlie, we're here. 213 00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,524 You can't work today. 214 00:12:53,562 --> 00:12:56,895 No, I can, I can. 215 00:13:01,337 --> 00:13:02,804 You should do it for me. 216 00:13:03,873 --> 00:13:05,033 Why don't I just go and explain? 217 00:13:08,377 --> 00:13:09,537 Whitfield will know. 218 00:13:10,846 --> 00:13:12,211 What? 219 00:13:12,248 --> 00:13:14,910 I can't tell Whitfield about the bar fight. 220 00:13:14,951 --> 00:13:16,919 - I know, I know. - This is my whole life! 221 00:13:16,953 --> 00:13:18,113 My career! 222 00:13:22,325 --> 00:13:23,690 Move! 223 00:13:23,726 --> 00:13:26,559 OK, come on, we'll rehearse it again, huh? 224 00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:28,153 All right, say it with me. 225 00:13:28,197 --> 00:13:30,631 - Your Honor. - My honor. 226 00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:32,065 - My client. - Your client. 227 00:13:32,101 --> 00:13:33,762 - My client! - My client. 228 00:13:33,803 --> 00:13:35,703 Your Honor, my client requests... 229 00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:38,229 Client, my honor requests. 230 00:13:57,493 --> 00:13:59,586 Your Honor, my client requests a continuance. 231 00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:09,697 Tuttle? 232 00:14:13,642 --> 00:14:16,008 - I'm Benny Gibbs. - How you doin'? 233 00:14:16,045 --> 00:14:17,273 Appreciate you taking my case. 234 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,283 Why don't we sit down? 235 00:14:24,687 --> 00:14:25,847 Kit-Kat? 236 00:14:25,888 --> 00:14:27,116 No, thank you. 237 00:14:27,156 --> 00:14:30,387 It's chocolate. I'm a little nervous. 238 00:14:30,426 --> 00:14:31,620 What are my chances? 239 00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:34,288 Well, I... 240 00:14:36,032 --> 00:14:37,897 They're good. Excellent. 241 00:14:39,702 --> 00:14:41,033 You done many of these? 242 00:14:41,904 --> 00:14:44,702 Well, I'm just filling in for today. 243 00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:46,970 Yeah, we're gonna get you an expert... 244 00:14:47,009 --> 00:14:48,738 in your particular area of crime... 245 00:14:48,778 --> 00:14:50,302 for the actual trial. 246 00:15:03,592 --> 00:15:04,752 Mr. Tuttle. 247 00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:12,998 Are you ready to proceed? 248 00:15:13,035 --> 00:15:16,004 Yes, sir, I'm ready to proceed. 249 00:15:19,742 --> 00:15:22,506 So proceed, proceed. 250 00:15:22,545 --> 00:15:24,137 Right, of course. 251 00:15:25,748 --> 00:15:29,980 Your Honor, my client requests a continuance. 252 00:15:30,019 --> 00:15:32,317 OK with me. OK with you, counselor? 253 00:15:32,354 --> 00:15:34,049 No, Your Honor. 254 00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:36,024 No more delays, please. 255 00:15:36,058 --> 00:15:38,083 Eight counts of fraud in the last ten years. 256 00:15:38,127 --> 00:15:40,288 Mr. Gibbs has yet to spend one night in jail. 257 00:15:40,329 --> 00:15:41,887 He hires these big-city lawyers... 258 00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:44,126 who think they can waltz in here and play games. 259 00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:46,293 The people come here prepared for trial. 260 00:15:46,335 --> 00:15:47,802 All right, then. 261 00:15:49,071 --> 00:15:50,265 Request is denied. 262 00:15:51,207 --> 00:15:52,333 We'll go ahead as planned. 263 00:15:52,374 --> 00:15:55,172 Jury selection begins at two o'clock. 264 00:15:57,613 --> 00:15:59,672 Well, if it isn't the hugger. 265 00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:09,521 You what? 266 00:16:09,558 --> 00:16:10,684 How could you do that? 267 00:16:10,726 --> 00:16:12,387 Well, what was I supposed to do? 268 00:16:12,428 --> 00:16:14,293 You were passed out on the floor. 269 00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:15,820 You said you were me? 270 00:16:15,865 --> 00:16:17,799 It was just one line. 271 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:20,495 It was a walk-on, Charlie. 272 00:16:20,536 --> 00:16:22,834 Do you know what this means? Do you know what you've done? 273 00:16:22,872 --> 00:16:24,100 You were lying there, man. 274 00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:26,938 I was trying to cover your ass. 275 00:16:26,976 --> 00:16:28,807 Why don't you just go and explain? 276 00:16:28,844 --> 00:16:31,540 Explain what? That I was in a bar fight... 277 00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,673 and that you represented a client of the firm's... 278 00:16:33,716 --> 00:16:35,479 in a court of law... 279 00:16:35,518 --> 00:16:39,113 in front of a judge? 280 00:16:39,155 --> 00:16:41,885 You... That's a felony, Richard. 281 00:16:41,924 --> 00:16:44,893 No, that's one, two, three... That's four. 282 00:16:45,928 --> 00:16:47,862 That's four felonies. That's fraud... 283 00:16:47,897 --> 00:16:49,797 that's conspiracy to commit fraud... 284 00:16:49,832 --> 00:16:51,561 that's obstruction of justice. 285 00:16:55,571 --> 00:16:57,937 Hey, can we get some water here? 286 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,602 Hey, you OK? 287 00:17:01,644 --> 00:17:03,043 He needs some water. 288 00:17:03,078 --> 00:17:05,069 No, he needs a paper bag. Lloyd, give me a bag. 289 00:17:05,114 --> 00:17:06,308 Come on, Charlie, relax. 290 00:17:06,348 --> 00:17:08,009 Calm down, sweetie. 291 00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:10,985 Breathe, breathe. OK. Just calm down. 292 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:13,215 Everything's OK. Here you go. 293 00:17:14,223 --> 00:17:15,986 OK, OK, OK, just breathe. 294 00:17:16,025 --> 00:17:17,253 Calm down. 295 00:17:17,293 --> 00:17:18,726 In and out. 296 00:17:18,761 --> 00:17:20,388 In and out. Just breathe. 297 00:17:23,766 --> 00:17:25,256 There you go. 298 00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:29,801 That's it, sweetie. Just breathe. 299 00:17:30,873 --> 00:17:32,033 Feel better? 300 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,669 Good. 301 00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:35,870 Oh, thank you. 302 00:17:36,645 --> 00:17:40,479 No problem, but it's decaf from now on, OK? 303 00:17:43,953 --> 00:17:45,386 Haven't I seen you somewhere before? 304 00:17:45,888 --> 00:17:48,448 Boy, that Manhattan must have really worked. 305 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:49,752 I'm the hotel waitress. 306 00:17:50,726 --> 00:17:52,353 Remember? 307 00:17:52,394 --> 00:17:53,793 So, what's your name? 308 00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,260 Yeah. His name is Richard. It's Richard Rjetti. 309 00:18:01,870 --> 00:18:03,235 Nice name. 310 00:18:03,272 --> 00:18:05,035 I'm Billie. 311 00:18:05,074 --> 00:18:06,268 Billie Tyler. 312 00:18:07,276 --> 00:18:08,675 Feel better, OK? 313 00:18:08,711 --> 00:18:10,201 Yeah, thank you. 314 00:18:15,918 --> 00:18:17,647 You're just lying in general now? 315 00:18:17,686 --> 00:18:19,153 No, no. That's it, Charlie. 316 00:18:19,188 --> 00:18:20,815 If I'm you, you can be me. 317 00:18:20,856 --> 00:18:23,757 You're Richard Rjetti, another lawyer. 318 00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:26,192 Come with me to court. We'll straighten this thing out. 319 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:29,422 I gotta be you? 320 00:18:29,531 --> 00:18:32,295 It's a special assignment, very hush-hush... 321 00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:33,494 but I'm leaving you in good hands. 322 00:18:33,535 --> 00:18:36,527 My associate here is also an expert in deceit. 323 00:18:36,572 --> 00:18:39,063 - Fraud. - That, too. 324 00:18:39,108 --> 00:18:41,099 Are you ready to proceed with jury selection? 325 00:18:41,143 --> 00:18:42,303 We are. 326 00:18:43,946 --> 00:18:47,848 Good afternoon, Mrs. Sussex, correct? 327 00:18:47,883 --> 00:18:51,546 Mrs. Sussex, have you ever purchased any items by mail? 328 00:18:51,587 --> 00:18:53,555 Mr. Tuttle? 329 00:18:53,589 --> 00:18:57,525 Who's he? I have only you listed on defense. 330 00:18:58,794 --> 00:19:02,252 He's my associate, Your Honor... Richard Rjetti. 331 00:19:03,832 --> 00:19:08,735 I have no pro hoc vice petition for a Richard Rjetti. 332 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,470 Your Honor, may I approach? 333 00:19:11,507 --> 00:19:12,701 Why don't you? 334 00:19:12,741 --> 00:19:14,868 And bring your bar card, Mr. Rjetti. 335 00:19:21,383 --> 00:19:24,352 Now, Mr. Rjetti. 336 00:19:25,921 --> 00:19:29,823 Your Honor, I wasn't aware that an assistant needed a bar card. 337 00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:31,723 Assistant? You said "associate." 338 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,523 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 339 00:19:37,032 --> 00:19:38,192 "Associate." 340 00:19:40,336 --> 00:19:42,236 Well, the lady says "associate." 341 00:19:44,306 --> 00:19:46,797 I apologize, Your Honor. I misspoke. 342 00:19:46,842 --> 00:19:50,141 Why is his assistant voir direing the jury? 343 00:20:02,257 --> 00:20:04,020 Sit down, Mr. Rjetti. 344 00:20:04,059 --> 00:20:05,253 Your Honor... 345 00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:12,257 Proceed, Mr. Tuttle. 346 00:20:28,851 --> 00:20:31,513 Uh, Mrs. Sussex, wasn't it? 347 00:20:32,421 --> 00:20:34,480 Yes, OK, Mrs. Sussex. 348 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:39,224 Uh, state your name, please. 349 00:20:40,129 --> 00:20:42,063 - Virginia Sussex. - A little louder, please. 350 00:20:42,097 --> 00:20:44,463 And remember that you're under oath. 351 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,627 - I am? - Mr. Tuttle. 352 00:20:47,770 --> 00:20:51,365 Well, let's just say that you're in a court of law. 353 00:20:53,609 --> 00:20:54,769 Virginia Sussex! 354 00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:57,005 Good. Good. Very good. 355 00:20:57,045 --> 00:21:00,276 OK, Mrs. Sussex... Virginia. 356 00:21:00,315 --> 00:21:03,409 What qualifications do you feel you have for jury duty? 357 00:21:06,822 --> 00:21:09,416 Ha! Crackerjack! 358 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,892 She thinks she's up against Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee... 359 00:21:11,927 --> 00:21:14,725 you throw them off balance and then... kapow! 360 00:21:14,763 --> 00:21:17,391 So... what's our kapow? 361 00:21:19,101 --> 00:21:23,037 You want to share our kapow with our client? 362 00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:25,530 Everything's under control, Mr. Gibbs. 363 00:21:25,574 --> 00:21:27,701 Why don't you go get a cup of coffee? 364 00:21:27,743 --> 00:21:29,836 See you back here in say half an hour. 365 00:21:29,878 --> 00:21:31,709 OK, excellent! 366 00:21:31,747 --> 00:21:33,214 We're in good shape here. 367 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,217 Just kidding, right? 368 00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:37,741 We're not really in good shape. 369 00:21:39,721 --> 00:21:41,916 'Cause they think that I'm the lawyer now. 370 00:21:41,957 --> 00:21:44,016 So I have to keep being the lawyer? 371 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:48,054 How the heck am I going to keep being the lawyer? 372 00:21:49,698 --> 00:21:52,929 Mr. Tuttle and his assistant are here to see you. 373 00:21:52,968 --> 00:21:55,061 Um, tell them I... 374 00:21:55,103 --> 00:21:56,695 Send them in. 375 00:21:56,738 --> 00:21:57,898 Thank you. 376 00:22:02,878 --> 00:22:04,937 If you're here for a plea bargain, forget it. 377 00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:08,609 Don't be so hasty, Miss Gardner. Hear us out. 378 00:22:08,650 --> 00:22:11,380 Mr. Tuttle, didn't you have to call your office? 379 00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:12,717 - My office? - Mm-hmm. 380 00:22:12,754 --> 00:22:14,585 Call my... Oh, God, yes! 381 00:22:14,623 --> 00:22:17,387 Oh, no. Miss Gardner, can I use your phone? 382 00:22:29,104 --> 00:22:30,628 Yeah, Irene... 383 00:22:30,672 --> 00:22:32,537 Richard, I have to take this. 384 00:22:32,574 --> 00:22:34,838 You and Miss Gardner can handle the Gibbs matter. 385 00:22:34,877 --> 00:22:38,108 Tell the guy at Ford if I don't have the retainer by Friday... 386 00:22:38,146 --> 00:22:39,977 I'm representing Chrysler, and we'll see them in court! 387 00:22:40,015 --> 00:22:44,384 Miss Gardner, Mr. Tuttle realizes, as I'm sure you do... 388 00:22:44,419 --> 00:22:47,616 that the case could drag on for days, weeks even. 389 00:22:48,991 --> 00:22:50,856 Excuse me, you were the one... 390 00:22:50,893 --> 00:22:53,020 that was practicing law without a license, right? 391 00:22:54,496 --> 00:22:57,522 I'm as familiar with this case as Mr. Tuttle is. 392 00:22:57,566 --> 00:22:59,966 That's true. I'm just filling in for a sick colleague. 393 00:23:00,936 --> 00:23:04,337 Irene, send a muffin basket to Jacoby at Cedars Sinai. 394 00:23:04,373 --> 00:23:06,637 Oh, I don't know... Twelve, thirteen hundred dollars. 395 00:23:06,675 --> 00:23:07,972 I understand. 396 00:23:09,077 --> 00:23:11,477 Yeah, he's Jacoby's assistant. He knows the case. 397 00:23:11,513 --> 00:23:13,811 You two go ahead. Work it out. 398 00:23:17,886 --> 00:23:21,322 What is your offer, Mr. Tuttle? I have a meeting in ten minutes. 399 00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:22,755 Hold my calls, Irene. 400 00:23:24,059 --> 00:23:26,493 Well, we want to be fair... 401 00:23:26,528 --> 00:23:28,928 Fair? And what do you think is fair... 402 00:23:28,964 --> 00:23:32,058 for a man who's been preying on the sick, elderly, and poor? 403 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:33,761 Well... 404 00:23:35,938 --> 00:23:37,303 Six... years. 405 00:23:37,339 --> 00:23:38,704 The maximum's five. 406 00:23:40,709 --> 00:23:41,835 I know that. 407 00:23:41,877 --> 00:23:44,505 You asked me what I thought would be fair. 408 00:23:44,546 --> 00:23:47,140 If my client were guilty, which he isn't. 409 00:23:47,182 --> 00:23:50,242 But if he was... bottom line... 410 00:23:51,753 --> 00:23:54,620 six... weeks. 411 00:23:56,124 --> 00:23:58,615 Though I'm pretty open at this point. 412 00:24:01,063 --> 00:24:03,463 I really hate this stuff, don't you? 413 00:24:03,498 --> 00:24:05,728 You're on one side, I'm on another. 414 00:24:05,767 --> 00:24:09,066 I mean, can't we get around this law thing? 415 00:24:09,104 --> 00:24:12,073 - You're touching me. - Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. 416 00:24:12,107 --> 00:24:14,234 That's what I'm talking about. There's this barrier. 417 00:24:14,276 --> 00:24:16,267 We can't even have human contact. 418 00:24:16,311 --> 00:24:19,678 Can't we work this out like two very mature adults? 419 00:24:20,949 --> 00:24:22,109 You tell me... 420 00:24:23,118 --> 00:24:25,177 what would you like to see happen here? 421 00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:29,680 I would like to see you turn and walk out of my office. 422 00:24:32,794 --> 00:24:36,423 Hundreds upon hundreds of unsuspecting consumers... 423 00:24:36,465 --> 00:24:40,834 paid 17.99 for a copper engraving... 424 00:24:40,869 --> 00:24:43,702 of the great emancipator Abraham Lincoln. 425 00:24:44,573 --> 00:24:47,235 For their $17.99... 426 00:24:47,275 --> 00:24:49,835 plus taxes, plus shipping and handling... 427 00:24:50,612 --> 00:24:54,412 this, ladies and gentlemen, is what they got. 428 00:24:55,550 --> 00:24:56,744 A penny. 429 00:24:58,253 --> 00:25:00,016 Now, common sense... 430 00:25:00,055 --> 00:25:03,547 and the laws of the state of Nevada will tell you... 431 00:25:03,592 --> 00:25:05,219 this is fraud. 432 00:25:06,662 --> 00:25:10,120 And the people will prove that that man... 433 00:25:10,165 --> 00:25:11,632 Benny Gibbs... 434 00:25:12,668 --> 00:25:14,329 is a master at it. 435 00:25:14,369 --> 00:25:16,633 Mr. Whitfield, sir, I'm coming home. 436 00:25:17,673 --> 00:25:19,436 Well, because it's gone straight to trial... 437 00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:20,907 and I'm getting married on Sunday. 438 00:25:20,942 --> 00:25:23,740 Maybe you can get somebody else to... 439 00:25:23,779 --> 00:25:26,577 What, defend him? No, sir, it's not that easy. 440 00:25:26,615 --> 00:25:30,483 He doesn't appear to have the highest level of... 441 00:25:30,519 --> 00:25:32,487 well, uh, innocence. 442 00:25:33,789 --> 00:25:35,120 No, neither do the rest of our clients. 443 00:25:35,157 --> 00:25:36,647 I understand that... 444 00:25:37,659 --> 00:25:40,423 Yes, that is why I went to law school. I... 445 00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:45,861 No, I am not... I am not scared of a chicken-shit little trial. 446 00:25:45,901 --> 00:25:47,061 I'm... 447 00:25:48,437 --> 00:25:49,597 He hung up. 448 00:26:21,870 --> 00:26:25,033 You know, you plan, you work, you build... 449 00:26:25,073 --> 00:26:27,041 and then whammo! 450 00:26:27,075 --> 00:26:28,872 One moment, one tiny moment... 451 00:26:28,910 --> 00:26:30,844 one split second of indiscretion. 452 00:26:30,879 --> 00:26:33,746 - God, this is all my fault. - No shit. 453 00:26:33,782 --> 00:26:35,306 Why is this my fault? 454 00:26:35,350 --> 00:26:37,409 I was trying to help! 455 00:26:37,452 --> 00:26:38,714 Pull over again. 456 00:26:40,989 --> 00:26:42,251 Hey, listen... 457 00:26:43,258 --> 00:26:45,249 how about you just write me some lines? 458 00:26:45,293 --> 00:26:47,693 Tell me what to say, I'll play the shit out of it. 459 00:26:47,729 --> 00:26:49,287 Three years of law school... 460 00:26:49,331 --> 00:26:51,128 two years of clerking for a federal judge. 461 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,394 You think you can fake that? 462 00:26:52,434 --> 00:26:54,095 Yeah. You remember when I did "Inherit the Wind..." 463 00:26:54,136 --> 00:26:56,036 at that church in Cerritos? 464 00:26:56,071 --> 00:26:59,700 "He who inherits the dust shall inherit..." 465 00:27:01,409 --> 00:27:04,435 Oh, man, how's that line go again? 466 00:27:04,479 --> 00:27:06,845 "He who inherits..." 467 00:27:06,882 --> 00:27:09,715 Come on, Charlie. I promise. We'll figure something out. 468 00:27:10,852 --> 00:27:14,288 It's not just something, Ricky. It's a defense. 469 00:27:14,322 --> 00:27:16,882 You think you can figure out a whole defense? 470 00:27:28,770 --> 00:27:30,795 What about mistaken identity? 471 00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:32,636 We find the real defrauder. 472 00:27:32,674 --> 00:27:34,471 He is the real defrauder. 473 00:27:35,277 --> 00:27:36,437 Right. 474 00:27:36,478 --> 00:27:37,638 Damn. 475 00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:42,076 Howdy, ma'am. 476 00:27:43,919 --> 00:27:46,080 OK, how about this? 477 00:27:46,121 --> 00:27:47,486 Immunity. 478 00:27:47,522 --> 00:27:50,719 We structure a deal wherein Gibbs will work with the feds. 479 00:27:50,759 --> 00:27:52,283 They'll use his inside knowledge... 480 00:27:52,327 --> 00:27:54,158 to expose other con men throughout the nation. 481 00:27:54,196 --> 00:27:55,959 "Wherein"? 482 00:27:55,997 --> 00:27:57,692 Did you actually say "wherein"? 483 00:27:57,732 --> 00:27:59,256 Well, what do you think? 484 00:28:00,335 --> 00:28:03,532 I think it is the most staggeringly idiotic idea... 485 00:28:03,572 --> 00:28:06,405 I have ever heard in my whole life. 486 00:28:08,944 --> 00:28:10,468 I can't talk to you anymore. 487 00:28:22,524 --> 00:28:24,992 Charlie... that's it. 488 00:28:25,026 --> 00:28:27,221 - What? - That's our defense. 489 00:28:28,196 --> 00:28:29,390 A Twinkie? 490 00:28:30,832 --> 00:28:34,632 It's right here, Charlie... People vs. White, 1981. 491 00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:36,227 They argued temporary insanity... 492 00:28:36,271 --> 00:28:39,240 because White ate Twinkies the day he killed those guys. 493 00:28:39,274 --> 00:28:40,502 He had a sugar high! 494 00:28:40,542 --> 00:28:41,702 That was different. 495 00:28:41,743 --> 00:28:43,973 Dan White committed a single act of violence... 496 00:28:44,012 --> 00:28:45,411 in a fit of rage. 497 00:28:45,447 --> 00:28:47,938 Our client has been systematically bilking people... 498 00:28:47,983 --> 00:28:49,610 for over forty years. 499 00:28:49,651 --> 00:28:50,845 So? 500 00:28:50,886 --> 00:28:53,787 So it's not the same thing. 501 00:28:53,822 --> 00:28:57,622 No one gets a sugar high and commits mail fraud. 502 00:28:57,659 --> 00:29:00,321 This shit is cumulative. It builds up in your system. 503 00:29:00,362 --> 00:29:03,092 Let's say you eat two of these things a day for forty years. 504 00:29:03,131 --> 00:29:04,758 Where's all that sugar gonna go? 505 00:29:04,799 --> 00:29:06,596 It's stored in your fat cells, man! 506 00:29:06,635 --> 00:29:07,863 It gets released. 507 00:29:07,903 --> 00:29:10,497 Drip, drip, drip, you're like a morphine addict. 508 00:29:11,306 --> 00:29:13,103 All right, just follow me a minute here. 509 00:29:13,141 --> 00:29:15,837 Benjamin Gibbs is a junkie. 510 00:29:15,877 --> 00:29:17,777 He's chemically dependent... 511 00:29:17,812 --> 00:29:19,837 Wait a minute. Benjamin Gibbs is a victim. 512 00:29:19,881 --> 00:29:21,007 Oh, here we go. 513 00:29:21,049 --> 00:29:23,540 No, no, he's a victim. He's held hostage... 514 00:29:23,585 --> 00:29:26,019 by all the junk food corporations of America... 515 00:29:26,054 --> 00:29:29,353 enduring years of torment in snack food hell. 516 00:29:29,391 --> 00:29:30,915 I want to kill myself. 517 00:29:30,959 --> 00:29:34,019 All right. All right. What else have we got? 518 00:29:34,062 --> 00:29:36,223 We lose. So what if we lose? 519 00:29:36,264 --> 00:29:38,528 It doesn't have to work. 520 00:29:38,566 --> 00:29:40,295 It just has to be a defense. 521 00:29:41,703 --> 00:29:42,863 What if we lose? 522 00:29:46,107 --> 00:29:47,369 You want some? 523 00:29:55,617 --> 00:29:57,107 So, all these people are experts? 524 00:29:57,152 --> 00:29:58,517 In varying degrees. 525 00:29:58,553 --> 00:30:00,418 What happens if they don't agree with us? 526 00:30:00,455 --> 00:30:02,787 Trust me, if we pay them, they'll agree with us. 527 00:30:02,824 --> 00:30:04,257 Have you looked at the opening statement yet? 528 00:30:04,292 --> 00:30:05,657 Mm-hmm. It's locked in. 529 00:30:07,128 --> 00:30:08,254 Really? 530 00:30:14,169 --> 00:30:15,329 Your Honor... 531 00:30:16,237 --> 00:30:18,330 ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 532 00:30:19,808 --> 00:30:23,471 Fraud involves deliberate deception... 533 00:30:23,511 --> 00:30:24,842 or trickery. 534 00:30:25,814 --> 00:30:26,974 Now, what does that mean? 535 00:30:27,916 --> 00:30:31,113 Well, simply that the prosecutor must prove... 536 00:30:31,152 --> 00:30:32,619 beyond a reasonable doubt... 537 00:30:32,654 --> 00:30:34,349 that my client Benjamin Gibbs... 538 00:30:34,389 --> 00:30:38,519 intended to commit the crimes of which he's been accused. 539 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,755 But over the next few days... 540 00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:43,389 the defense will prove conclusively... 541 00:30:43,431 --> 00:30:46,889 that Mr. Gibbs never acted with intention... 542 00:30:46,935 --> 00:30:50,632 because of one indisputable fact. 543 00:30:51,539 --> 00:30:56,101 Mr. Gibbs does not have the capacity... 544 00:30:56,144 --> 00:30:58,669 to tell right from wrong... 545 00:30:58,713 --> 00:31:01,181 and through the testimony of a nationally renowned... 546 00:31:01,216 --> 00:31:02,740 psychiatric expert... 547 00:31:02,784 --> 00:31:05,446 we will show that Mr. Gibbs was, in fact... 548 00:31:05,487 --> 00:31:09,218 incapable of normal, rational thought. 549 00:31:10,225 --> 00:31:12,659 And, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 550 00:31:12,694 --> 00:31:17,757 it's up to you to see that justice is done. 551 00:31:21,569 --> 00:31:22,729 Justice. 552 00:31:24,205 --> 00:31:27,936 You know, whenever I step into a courtroom... 553 00:31:27,976 --> 00:31:29,807 I think of something... 554 00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:32,642 a great law professor of mine once said. 555 00:31:36,217 --> 00:31:38,981 But that can wait for tomorrow. 556 00:31:39,020 --> 00:31:41,181 The important thing to remember... 557 00:31:41,222 --> 00:31:44,589 is that that man over there, Benjamin Matthew Gibbs... 558 00:31:44,626 --> 00:31:46,184 is insane. 559 00:31:47,562 --> 00:31:48,688 Insanity? 560 00:31:48,730 --> 00:31:50,664 Terrific. 561 00:31:50,698 --> 00:31:52,188 Yeah, a little improv... 562 00:31:52,233 --> 00:31:54,793 but most of it was yours, and they ate it up. 563 00:31:54,836 --> 00:31:56,736 No more ad libs, Ricky. I mean it. 564 00:31:56,771 --> 00:31:59,296 OK, fine. So, when's our expert coming? 565 00:31:59,340 --> 00:32:00,739 Tomorrow after court. 566 00:32:00,775 --> 00:32:02,402 Assuming we survive court. 567 00:32:12,287 --> 00:32:14,448 Look at that, Charlie. 568 00:32:25,533 --> 00:32:27,524 It's like a dream going by. 569 00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:40,039 Black coffee? 570 00:32:40,081 --> 00:32:41,708 Hang on, Tiff. 571 00:32:41,749 --> 00:32:44,479 Yes, please. Thank you. 572 00:32:44,519 --> 00:32:46,783 So, what do you do anyway? 573 00:32:46,821 --> 00:32:47,981 You bookies? 574 00:32:49,157 --> 00:32:50,715 You eat like bookies. 575 00:32:50,758 --> 00:32:51,918 I'm... 576 00:32:53,595 --> 00:32:54,721 He's a lawyer. 577 00:32:54,762 --> 00:32:56,127 Oh. So, what do you do? 578 00:32:58,266 --> 00:32:59,460 I am an actor. 579 00:33:00,468 --> 00:33:01,992 Wow. 580 00:33:03,004 --> 00:33:06,132 That is, like, the greatest job in the whole world. 581 00:33:06,174 --> 00:33:09,143 I mean, just to be able to change yourself like that. 582 00:33:09,177 --> 00:33:11,042 You must feel so free. 583 00:33:14,849 --> 00:33:16,476 You have to sign that. 584 00:33:18,419 --> 00:33:19,818 Oh! Right. 585 00:33:25,393 --> 00:33:27,327 Think I'll save this. 586 00:33:27,362 --> 00:33:29,296 Might be worth something one day. 587 00:33:33,301 --> 00:33:36,270 You know, folks, at the heart of every trial... 588 00:33:36,304 --> 00:33:37,430 is a performance... 589 00:33:37,472 --> 00:33:40,498 and the heart of every performance... 590 00:33:40,542 --> 00:33:42,169 is the truth. 591 00:33:42,210 --> 00:33:43,973 When you walk into the courtroom... 592 00:33:44,012 --> 00:33:45,479 you're the actor... 593 00:33:45,513 --> 00:33:47,174 you're the director, you're the producer... 594 00:33:47,982 --> 00:33:50,951 and if it's going to be a great performance... 595 00:34:03,431 --> 00:34:06,366 It was him. He's the man. 596 00:34:06,401 --> 00:34:07,959 We bought ten of them. 597 00:34:08,002 --> 00:34:11,836 Irma... That's my financial whiz of a wife... 598 00:34:11,873 --> 00:34:13,636 said they'd go up in value... 599 00:34:13,675 --> 00:34:15,404 same as the Bradford Exchange plates. 600 00:34:16,544 --> 00:34:19,274 "Invest now. Two hundred dollars," she says. 601 00:34:19,314 --> 00:34:21,111 Objection, Your Honor. That's hearsay. 602 00:34:21,149 --> 00:34:22,776 Sustained. 603 00:34:25,887 --> 00:34:28,014 Did you go into your savings? 604 00:34:28,056 --> 00:34:30,115 - Into your nest egg? - Objection, Your Honor. 605 00:34:30,158 --> 00:34:32,558 She's leading the witness. 606 00:34:32,594 --> 00:34:34,323 Objection is sustained. 607 00:34:35,997 --> 00:34:39,524 Mr. Crabbit, how much money did you send Mr. Gibbs? 608 00:34:40,535 --> 00:34:42,662 Over two hundred dollars. 609 00:34:42,704 --> 00:34:44,968 And what did you get for your two hundred dollars? 610 00:34:45,006 --> 00:34:46,234 Ten cents. 611 00:34:46,274 --> 00:34:47,741 Nothing further. 612 00:34:48,943 --> 00:34:50,103 Your witness. 613 00:35:02,724 --> 00:35:04,817 The defense has no questions at this time. 614 00:35:04,859 --> 00:35:06,019 You are excused. 615 00:35:08,196 --> 00:35:11,324 This... this is all I got. 616 00:35:15,937 --> 00:35:17,097 Your witness. 617 00:35:17,138 --> 00:35:19,572 Does the defense wish to cross-examine? 618 00:35:21,442 --> 00:35:23,808 What the hell is going on here? 619 00:35:23,845 --> 00:35:25,870 Don't you want to ask anything? 620 00:35:25,913 --> 00:35:28,939 He's right. I look stupid. Give me a couple of questions. 621 00:35:28,983 --> 00:35:31,747 Do you wish to cross-examine, Mr. Tuttle? 622 00:35:31,786 --> 00:35:33,515 Yes, I do, Your Honor. 623 00:35:33,554 --> 00:35:34,851 Just a couple of questions. 624 00:35:39,093 --> 00:35:41,857 Hello, Mr. Norman. Can I call you Buck? 625 00:35:46,334 --> 00:35:47,460 Mr. Norman... 626 00:35:47,502 --> 00:35:50,062 what was your impression of Ben Gibbs... 627 00:35:50,104 --> 00:35:51,469 when you first met him? 628 00:35:51,506 --> 00:35:52,632 I... I never met him. 629 00:35:59,881 --> 00:36:01,075 Thank you. 630 00:36:06,988 --> 00:36:09,388 If you had, would you have bought anything from him? 631 00:36:09,424 --> 00:36:12,052 - No. - Is that because he looks crazy? 632 00:36:12,093 --> 00:36:15,290 What? You're saying that he doesn't look crazy? 633 00:36:15,330 --> 00:36:18,561 Right! You can't say he doesn't look crazy, can you, Mr. Norman? 634 00:36:18,599 --> 00:36:19,827 Objection! 635 00:36:19,867 --> 00:36:21,095 Sustained. 636 00:36:23,338 --> 00:36:26,796 Don't you ever, and I mean ever, pull a stunt like that again! 637 00:36:28,376 --> 00:36:31,573 What are you talking about? He was contradicting himself. 638 00:36:31,612 --> 00:36:33,136 I was this far from destroying him! 639 00:36:33,181 --> 00:36:34,307 It made no sense. 640 00:36:34,349 --> 00:36:37,079 Gerry Spence says an attorney must construct his own reality. 641 00:36:37,118 --> 00:36:38,346 Gerry Spence?! 642 00:36:38,386 --> 00:36:39,944 Charlie, the jury loved it. 643 00:36:39,987 --> 00:36:41,955 You're crazy! Nobody in a real courtroom... 644 00:36:41,989 --> 00:36:44,184 falls for that kind of melodramatic garbage! 645 00:36:44,225 --> 00:36:46,523 Hey, man, nice work in there. 646 00:36:46,561 --> 00:36:49,394 We'd better go. We got a three o'clock with our client. 647 00:36:50,698 --> 00:36:53,963 So, how do you want me to play it with the shrink? 648 00:36:54,902 --> 00:36:56,767 Just be yourself. All he wants to know... 649 00:36:56,804 --> 00:36:58,704 is whether you can tell right from wrong. 650 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,369 Why not put me on the stand? 651 00:37:01,409 --> 00:37:04,003 I can sell the jury anything you want. 652 00:37:04,045 --> 00:37:07,071 That's an interesting approach, Ben. 653 00:37:07,115 --> 00:37:09,140 Could we confer for a moment? 654 00:37:09,183 --> 00:37:11,310 Mr. Gibbs, excuse us for just a second. 655 00:37:11,352 --> 00:37:12,751 What are you doing? 656 00:37:12,787 --> 00:37:14,482 Encouraging our client to perjure himself? 657 00:37:14,522 --> 00:37:15,955 I did not! 658 00:37:15,990 --> 00:37:17,685 There's no way I'm putting Gibbs on the stand. 659 00:37:17,725 --> 00:37:19,955 I know this guy. He's got talent. 660 00:37:19,994 --> 00:37:21,359 If I work with him a little... 661 00:37:21,396 --> 00:37:23,091 maybe he didn't have any criminal intent. 662 00:37:23,131 --> 00:37:26,294 No criminal intent? You an expert on the penal code? 663 00:37:26,334 --> 00:37:29,861 You're an actor! He's a crook. 664 00:37:29,904 --> 00:37:31,064 Hello? 665 00:37:32,039 --> 00:37:33,301 I'm Dr. Brown. 666 00:37:38,112 --> 00:37:39,477 You're jokin'. 667 00:37:40,548 --> 00:37:42,345 - He's a kid. - He has a degree. 668 00:37:42,383 --> 00:37:44,874 In counseling. He's not even a real doctor. 669 00:37:44,919 --> 00:37:48,548 Look, I had a day to find somebody and get them up here. 670 00:37:48,589 --> 00:37:51,080 Wouldn't you feel a little bad if Gibbs went to jail? 671 00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:54,117 No, I wouldn't. He's been swindling people for years. 672 00:37:54,162 --> 00:37:56,528 At least get him a real psychiatrist. 673 00:37:56,564 --> 00:37:59,032 Listen to me. Dr. Brown says his piece... 674 00:37:59,066 --> 00:38:00,590 then we close and get out of here. 675 00:38:00,635 --> 00:38:01,829 You saw that guy. 676 00:38:01,869 --> 00:38:04,929 He's walking around with a melvin and a zit on his nose. 677 00:38:04,972 --> 00:38:07,440 - I can't win with that. - Can't win? 678 00:38:07,475 --> 00:38:11,434 Wait, wait, wait! Did you just say you can't win? 679 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,072 Can't look lawyerly. 680 00:38:14,115 --> 00:38:15,742 We don't want to win, Richard. 681 00:38:15,783 --> 00:38:18,013 This isn't about winning. 682 00:38:18,052 --> 00:38:19,952 This is about not getting lynched! 683 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:26,385 What the hell is this? 684 00:38:26,427 --> 00:38:29,157 Gerry Spence has never lost a case, Charlie. Never. 685 00:38:30,498 --> 00:38:31,965 You think that's all there is to it? 686 00:38:31,999 --> 00:38:35,059 You think you put on a jacket, and that makes you a lawyer? 687 00:38:35,102 --> 00:38:36,330 It's not the whole character. 688 00:38:36,370 --> 00:38:38,031 It's just a window into what I'm working on. 689 00:38:38,072 --> 00:38:40,404 It's not a character. It's not a role. 690 00:38:40,441 --> 00:38:42,671 It's me. It's my career. 691 00:38:42,710 --> 00:38:44,678 It is years and years and years... 692 00:38:44,712 --> 00:38:47,044 and years and years of hard work! 693 00:38:47,081 --> 00:38:49,106 You're very upset right now. 694 00:38:49,150 --> 00:38:51,618 Upset?! Let me tell you something. 695 00:38:51,652 --> 00:38:54,883 If you screw this up, Richard, you won't just get a bad review. 696 00:38:54,922 --> 00:38:56,287 You'll ruin my career. 697 00:38:56,324 --> 00:38:58,383 Just get a bad review? These things hurt. 698 00:38:58,426 --> 00:39:01,520 This is my life, Richard. 699 00:39:02,430 --> 00:39:04,159 I am a member of the bar in three states. 700 00:39:04,198 --> 00:39:06,564 I was associate editor of the Law Review. 701 00:39:06,601 --> 00:39:08,000 I don't pose, I don't preen... 702 00:39:08,035 --> 00:39:09,866 I don't put perjured testimony on the stand. 703 00:39:09,904 --> 00:39:11,963 I don't make a mockery of the American legal system. 704 00:39:12,006 --> 00:39:14,304 Well, you got your style, I got mine. 705 00:39:14,342 --> 00:39:16,037 No, you got nothing. You've got nothing. 706 00:39:16,077 --> 00:39:17,567 You've got a S.A.G. card... 707 00:39:17,612 --> 00:39:19,580 and a rent-controlled apartment in Santa Monica. 708 00:39:19,614 --> 00:39:21,673 That's what you've got. You're in over your head. 709 00:39:21,716 --> 00:39:23,843 You don't have the equipment for this. 710 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:27,688 Oh, I don't have the equipment for this? 711 00:39:27,722 --> 00:39:29,587 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 712 00:39:29,624 --> 00:39:30,852 - Forget it. - No. What does that mean? 713 00:39:30,892 --> 00:39:32,382 I don't have the equipment? 714 00:39:33,761 --> 00:39:35,353 Fine. 715 00:39:35,396 --> 00:39:36,522 Where are you going? 716 00:39:36,564 --> 00:39:38,191 You'll see. 717 00:39:40,201 --> 00:39:43,170 Jackie, hi, it's me, Richard. 718 00:39:43,204 --> 00:39:46,765 Listen, hon, I need you to do me a really big favor. 719 00:39:53,681 --> 00:39:55,876 Come in. 720 00:40:09,830 --> 00:40:11,354 This is for you. 721 00:40:11,399 --> 00:40:12,559 Thank you. 722 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,660 Egg salad sandwich, side of potato salad... 723 00:40:15,703 --> 00:40:17,398 pot of coffee, and six aspirin. 724 00:40:17,438 --> 00:40:19,133 Don't you get stomach trouble? 725 00:40:19,173 --> 00:40:21,073 That's really my business. 726 00:40:21,108 --> 00:40:22,575 Right you are. 727 00:40:22,610 --> 00:40:24,976 Well, have a nice dinner. 728 00:40:28,215 --> 00:40:29,273 This isn't what I ordered. 729 00:40:29,317 --> 00:40:32,480 Egg salad sandwich and a side of p. salad. 730 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,284 No. I asked for wheat, not rye. 731 00:40:35,323 --> 00:40:37,018 I wanted mustard instead of mayo... 732 00:40:37,058 --> 00:40:39,026 I wanted one leaf of lettuce... 733 00:40:39,060 --> 00:40:41,085 and I never even mentioned cheese. 734 00:40:41,128 --> 00:40:42,686 Oh, well, it's Jarlsberg. 735 00:40:42,730 --> 00:40:43,856 So? 736 00:40:43,898 --> 00:40:45,365 - It's good. - I don't care. 737 00:40:45,399 --> 00:40:48,095 Well, it seems kind of like the point, doesn't it? 738 00:40:48,135 --> 00:40:50,831 Listen, OK? I distinctly ordered... 739 00:40:50,871 --> 00:40:52,463 I know. I put the cheese on myself. 740 00:40:52,506 --> 00:40:54,497 Just try it. If you don't like it... 741 00:40:54,542 --> 00:40:57,409 Listen to me. I like my egg salad on wheat. 742 00:40:57,445 --> 00:40:58,912 I like it with mustard, not mayo... 743 00:40:58,946 --> 00:41:00,106 with one leaf of lettuce... 744 00:41:11,626 --> 00:41:13,389 Pretty good, huh? 745 00:41:15,963 --> 00:41:17,988 That's because of the cheese. 746 00:41:19,734 --> 00:41:21,861 Want me to go get you one the way you like it? 747 00:41:24,639 --> 00:41:25,833 Great. 748 00:41:35,249 --> 00:41:37,877 In the course of the interview, I noted a marked tendency... 749 00:41:37,918 --> 00:41:39,852 towards paraschizophrenic behavior... 750 00:41:39,887 --> 00:41:41,684 and, no, I do not feel... 751 00:41:41,722 --> 00:41:43,849 Mr. Gibbs can distinguish between right and wrong. 752 00:41:43,891 --> 00:41:45,825 Thank you. 753 00:41:45,860 --> 00:41:47,225 Your witness. 754 00:41:54,301 --> 00:41:56,792 Dr. Brown, how old are you? 755 00:41:58,172 --> 00:41:59,833 Objection. Irrelevant. 756 00:41:59,874 --> 00:42:00,898 Sustained. 757 00:42:03,110 --> 00:42:05,135 Let me put it this way. 758 00:42:05,179 --> 00:42:06,874 Where were you when Kennedy was shot? 759 00:42:06,914 --> 00:42:10,111 - Objection. - Fine. Withdrawn. 760 00:42:10,151 --> 00:42:11,618 What is this? 761 00:42:13,220 --> 00:42:18,453 Dr. Brown, what exactly is wrong with Benny Gibbs? 762 00:42:18,492 --> 00:42:21,723 He has an associative form of reality-based psychosis. 763 00:42:21,762 --> 00:42:23,923 Thank you for clearing that up. 764 00:42:23,964 --> 00:42:26,990 Could you tell the court, please... 765 00:42:27,034 --> 00:42:29,002 what studies you've done... 766 00:42:29,036 --> 00:42:31,061 papers you've published, lectures you've given... 767 00:42:31,105 --> 00:42:32,299 on this disorder? 768 00:42:32,339 --> 00:42:33,704 Per se? 769 00:42:34,975 --> 00:42:36,533 None, per se. 770 00:42:36,577 --> 00:42:38,442 Then how many not per se? 771 00:42:38,479 --> 00:42:39,639 Not per se? 772 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,342 That would be none, also. 773 00:42:42,383 --> 00:42:43,873 Thank you. 774 00:42:43,918 --> 00:42:45,749 Nothing further. 775 00:42:46,921 --> 00:42:49,389 Thanks, counselor. Great witness. 776 00:42:51,659 --> 00:42:53,388 Does the defense wish to redirect? 777 00:42:54,829 --> 00:42:56,023 No, Your Honor. 778 00:42:56,063 --> 00:42:57,997 Dr. Brown, you are excused. 779 00:43:00,801 --> 00:43:03,531 Does the defense wish to rest? 780 00:43:03,571 --> 00:43:04,560 No, sir. 781 00:43:05,639 --> 00:43:08,107 Your Honor, if we could have a short recess... 782 00:43:08,142 --> 00:43:09,473 a witness has just arrived... 783 00:43:09,510 --> 00:43:11,535 who really can clear up the question... 784 00:43:11,579 --> 00:43:14,139 of Mr. Gibbs' sanity... His personal physician. 785 00:43:14,181 --> 00:43:15,671 What the hell are you doing? 786 00:43:18,786 --> 00:43:20,344 It's perjury! This is perjury! 787 00:43:20,387 --> 00:43:22,218 You can't go in there and put on perjured testimony! 788 00:43:22,256 --> 00:43:23,723 What perjury? Gibbs just hired her. 789 00:43:23,758 --> 00:43:25,020 She's a licensed physician. 790 00:43:25,059 --> 00:43:26,219 Mr. Tuttle? 791 00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:28,626 Court is reconvening, sir. 792 00:43:29,764 --> 00:43:32,597 Licensed from where? From where is she licensed? 793 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,600 I hold advanced degrees... 794 00:43:34,635 --> 00:43:38,036 from the Mind-Body Institute in the Philippines... 795 00:43:38,072 --> 00:43:41,473 and the Kratona Healing Center in Taiwan... 796 00:43:41,509 --> 00:43:44,034 where I studied with Dr. Chou Li. 797 00:43:44,078 --> 00:43:47,673 I see. And have you published any articles... 798 00:43:47,715 --> 00:43:49,910 or given any lectures on biochemistry? 799 00:43:49,950 --> 00:43:52,942 Oh, yes. I lecture on my books. 800 00:43:52,987 --> 00:43:56,252 May I? It's a series. 801 00:43:56,290 --> 00:43:59,726 "Refined Sugar and You..." 802 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,991 "Fatty Foods and You..." 803 00:44:03,030 --> 00:44:06,227 and "Pesticides and You." 804 00:44:06,267 --> 00:44:11,261 I'd like these items entered in as defense exhibits A-C. 805 00:44:11,305 --> 00:44:12,772 Furthermore, Your Honor... 806 00:44:12,807 --> 00:44:14,638 the witness has brought in some sample items... 807 00:44:14,675 --> 00:44:16,870 from Mr. Gibbs' pantry in this bag. 808 00:44:16,911 --> 00:44:20,642 May I have them collectively entered as defense exhibit D? 809 00:44:20,681 --> 00:44:21,841 Any objection? 810 00:44:23,117 --> 00:44:26,109 Miss Thoreau, tell us about this food. 811 00:44:26,153 --> 00:44:27,780 May I stand? 812 00:44:28,622 --> 00:44:29,919 Sure. 813 00:44:33,727 --> 00:44:36,696 Now, looking at his diet... 814 00:44:36,730 --> 00:44:40,222 you see various red meats... 815 00:44:40,267 --> 00:44:42,735 saturated fats... 816 00:44:42,770 --> 00:44:45,637 sugar, chocolate. 817 00:44:45,673 --> 00:44:48,141 Look at all this chocolate. 818 00:44:48,175 --> 00:44:52,043 Mmm. And did you examine Mr. Gibbs this afternoon? 819 00:44:52,079 --> 00:44:53,546 Yes. After administering... 820 00:44:53,581 --> 00:44:57,073 a standard glucose-tolerance test... 821 00:44:57,117 --> 00:44:59,244 I found that his blood sugar levels... 822 00:44:59,286 --> 00:45:01,015 were abnormally high. 823 00:45:01,055 --> 00:45:03,023 Go ahead, Miss Thoreau. Why don't you explain? 824 00:45:03,057 --> 00:45:04,524 As you can see... 825 00:45:04,558 --> 00:45:07,959 the chemical composition for table sugar... 826 00:45:07,995 --> 00:45:11,158 is C12, H22, O11. 827 00:45:11,198 --> 00:45:15,430 That's how Mr. Gibbs' brain reads the Sugar Puffs... 828 00:45:15,469 --> 00:45:17,198 the Chewy Bears, and the jelly beans. 829 00:45:17,238 --> 00:45:20,401 Now look at cocaine... 830 00:45:20,441 --> 00:45:24,172 C17, H21, NO4. 831 00:45:24,211 --> 00:45:28,147 Give or take a nitrogen, this man's on drugs. 832 00:45:28,182 --> 00:45:30,116 So, in your expert opinion... 833 00:45:30,150 --> 00:45:32,880 it would be safe to say you are what you eat. 834 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,046 Objection! Objection! 835 00:45:34,088 --> 00:45:35,555 You can't object! 836 00:45:35,589 --> 00:45:38,080 Recess! The defense calls for a recess! 837 00:45:39,894 --> 00:45:41,953 Get him out of here! 838 00:45:41,996 --> 00:45:43,395 No! Ask for a recess! 839 00:45:43,430 --> 00:45:44,692 Ask... ask... 840 00:45:44,732 --> 00:45:45,699 Your Honor... 841 00:45:45,733 --> 00:45:47,894 Proceed, Mr. Tuttle, please! 842 00:45:47,935 --> 00:45:49,994 Your Honor, please, I apologize! 843 00:45:50,037 --> 00:45:51,561 Please, let me... let me... 844 00:45:51,605 --> 00:45:54,631 Let me back in! Let me back in! 845 00:46:00,214 --> 00:46:01,806 Your witness. 846 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,014 Exactly how long have you been Mr. Gibbs' doctor? 847 00:46:09,056 --> 00:46:10,216 Objection. 848 00:46:11,158 --> 00:46:13,058 Leading. 849 00:46:13,093 --> 00:46:14,390 Overruled. 850 00:46:15,529 --> 00:46:16,791 Vague? 851 00:46:19,867 --> 00:46:21,767 How long have you been treating Mr. Gibbs? 852 00:46:21,802 --> 00:46:23,861 - Not long. - How long? 853 00:46:23,904 --> 00:46:25,166 I started today. 854 00:46:34,949 --> 00:46:37,509 Doesn't this chart show that the difference between... 855 00:46:37,551 --> 00:46:39,178 the chemical formula for sugar... 856 00:46:39,219 --> 00:46:40,982 and the chemical formula for cocaine... 857 00:46:41,021 --> 00:46:43,546 is five carbon atoms, one hydrogen atom... 858 00:46:43,590 --> 00:46:45,956 seven oxygen atoms, and one nitrogen atom? 859 00:46:45,993 --> 00:46:49,258 Sure, but that's virtually nothing. 860 00:46:49,296 --> 00:46:51,730 I mean, how big is an atom? 861 00:46:58,172 --> 00:47:01,437 Miss Thoreau, you must have an amazing talent. 862 00:47:01,475 --> 00:47:03,875 Can you bend spoons, too? 863 00:47:03,911 --> 00:47:06,175 Argumentative. 864 00:47:06,213 --> 00:47:07,339 Argumentative? 865 00:47:07,381 --> 00:47:08,609 Sustained. 866 00:47:09,717 --> 00:47:12,277 Miss Thoreau, you have been treating Mr. Gibbs... 867 00:47:12,319 --> 00:47:13,786 for less than a day. 868 00:47:13,821 --> 00:47:15,186 Asked and answered! 869 00:47:15,222 --> 00:47:16,484 - What? - What? 870 00:47:16,523 --> 00:47:17,751 Nothing. 871 00:47:23,797 --> 00:47:25,697 So, Miss Thoreau... 872 00:47:25,733 --> 00:47:28,201 how long do these diagnoses of yours generally take? 873 00:47:28,235 --> 00:47:30,897 Not long. Take you. 874 00:47:30,938 --> 00:47:33,236 The whites of your eyes are tinged yellow. 875 00:47:33,273 --> 00:47:34,865 You had alcohol last night. 876 00:47:34,908 --> 00:47:36,136 Not just one glass. 877 00:47:36,176 --> 00:47:37,438 OK, that's fine. Thank you. 878 00:47:37,478 --> 00:47:41,005 The tight dry skin and dark circles scream circulation. 879 00:47:41,048 --> 00:47:42,811 You need to irrigate, Miss Gardner. 880 00:47:42,850 --> 00:47:44,545 Cut out those three to four cups of coffee. 881 00:47:44,585 --> 00:47:46,075 - They can strip the vessels. - Thank you. 882 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,385 I'd say your cholesterol is around two-eighty... 883 00:47:49,423 --> 00:47:51,584 your blood pressure around 150 over 105... 884 00:47:51,625 --> 00:47:52,751 Your Honor... 885 00:47:52,793 --> 00:47:55,626 I'd guess that PMS hits you really hard. 886 00:47:55,662 --> 00:47:57,095 Your Honor! 887 00:47:57,131 --> 00:47:59,964 A good colonic would flush out most of those poisons. 888 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,058 Miss Thoreau... 889 00:48:01,101 --> 00:48:03,968 limit your answers to the questions asked. 890 00:48:04,004 --> 00:48:04,993 I am. 891 00:48:06,273 --> 00:48:10,539 Counsel asked you how long diagnosis takes! 892 00:48:10,577 --> 00:48:12,340 I pegged her in 38 seconds. 893 00:48:12,379 --> 00:48:13,676 You didn't peg anybody! 894 00:48:13,714 --> 00:48:14,840 That's badgering! 895 00:48:14,882 --> 00:48:17,646 Quiet! Quiet! 896 00:48:17,684 --> 00:48:19,083 Nobody breathe! 897 00:48:19,119 --> 00:48:23,055 I will have order in my courtroom! 898 00:48:34,735 --> 00:48:35,929 Mr. Rjetti? 899 00:48:35,969 --> 00:48:37,561 The defense rests! 900 00:48:40,107 --> 00:48:42,940 Mr. Rjetti, you are in contempt of court. 901 00:48:42,976 --> 00:48:44,307 The defense rests! 902 00:48:45,479 --> 00:48:47,276 Get out, Mr. Rjetti! 903 00:48:47,314 --> 00:48:49,179 And if I ever again see you... 904 00:48:49,216 --> 00:48:53,152 within one hundred yards of this courthouse... 905 00:48:53,187 --> 00:48:54,745 you are history! 906 00:48:54,788 --> 00:48:56,517 Bailiffs! 907 00:48:56,557 --> 00:48:58,320 The defense rests! 908 00:49:13,507 --> 00:49:15,566 Mr. Tuttle? 909 00:49:15,609 --> 00:49:17,099 Proceed. 910 00:49:18,612 --> 00:49:21,581 In light of the circumstances, sir... 911 00:49:21,615 --> 00:49:23,674 perhaps a short time-out... 912 00:49:25,686 --> 00:49:30,749 Clean it up, sweep the floor, we are going to proceed. 913 00:49:30,791 --> 00:49:34,784 I don't care if the whole roof comes down! 914 00:49:34,828 --> 00:49:38,457 ninety eight, ninety nine, one hundred. 915 00:49:38,499 --> 00:49:40,592 You see that? 916 00:49:40,634 --> 00:49:41,896 No further. 917 00:49:49,243 --> 00:49:50,301 Sock it to me, sock it to me 918 00:49:50,344 --> 00:49:51,402 Sock it to me, sock it to me 919 00:49:51,445 --> 00:49:52,503 Sock it to me, sock it to me 920 00:49:52,546 --> 00:49:53,535 Sock it to me, sock it to me 921 00:49:53,580 --> 00:49:55,980 Ow, just a little 922 00:49:58,285 --> 00:49:59,547 Just a little bit 923 00:49:59,586 --> 00:50:01,383 Just a little bit 924 00:50:36,557 --> 00:50:38,582 What happened? 925 00:50:41,161 --> 00:50:42,560 I fell... 926 00:50:44,198 --> 00:50:45,893 far. 927 00:50:45,933 --> 00:50:47,161 Oh, you're bleeding. 928 00:50:47,201 --> 00:50:48,725 Pinch your nose below the bridge. 929 00:50:48,769 --> 00:50:51,431 It cuts off the capillaries. 930 00:50:51,471 --> 00:50:54,167 Come on. Let me take care of that. 931 00:51:00,013 --> 00:51:01,412 Here you go. 932 00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:04,145 Nope. This way. 933 00:51:04,184 --> 00:51:06,345 There you go. 934 00:51:06,386 --> 00:51:07,683 You OK? 935 00:51:13,493 --> 00:51:16,155 Here, use this. 936 00:51:16,196 --> 00:51:17,686 There you go. 937 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,507 You live here? 938 00:52:41,548 --> 00:52:42,845 Can't beat the rent. 939 00:52:42,883 --> 00:52:43,975 Come on. 940 00:52:57,931 --> 00:53:02,391 It blew out up on the highway, and I nearly spun out... 941 00:53:02,436 --> 00:53:04,233 so I bailed out onto this dirt road... 942 00:53:04,271 --> 00:53:08,332 to keep from flipping over, and this is where I ended up. 943 00:53:08,375 --> 00:53:09,501 You just stayed here? 944 00:53:09,543 --> 00:53:11,340 Haven't budged in a couple of years. 945 00:53:12,713 --> 00:53:15,705 You're bleeding again. I'm gonna get you a towel, OK? 946 00:53:23,724 --> 00:53:26,693 Did you study nutrition in and accredited college? 947 00:53:28,528 --> 00:53:29,756 Science? 948 00:53:29,796 --> 00:53:31,195 Medicine? 949 00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:37,159 Dr. Thoreau... 950 00:53:37,204 --> 00:53:39,536 May I call you doctor? 951 00:53:44,811 --> 00:53:48,872 I was on my way to Berkeley when the tire blew out. 952 00:53:48,915 --> 00:53:51,008 I was gonna get a masters in astronomy. 953 00:53:52,853 --> 00:53:54,878 I'd rather look at stars. 954 00:53:56,790 --> 00:53:59,350 I don't under... I don't understand. 955 00:54:00,794 --> 00:54:04,525 You didn't go to grad school because you got a flat tire? 956 00:54:04,564 --> 00:54:07,533 Yup. Here, drink this fast. 957 00:54:07,567 --> 00:54:09,194 Uh, no, I gotta go. 958 00:54:12,639 --> 00:54:14,402 Where to? 959 00:54:14,441 --> 00:54:15,635 Well, I... 960 00:54:38,999 --> 00:54:40,796 I know just what you need. 961 00:54:56,850 --> 00:54:57,908 What are you doing? 962 00:54:57,951 --> 00:55:00,852 You'll see. The porcelain's fantastic. 963 00:55:05,559 --> 00:55:08,187 Uh, uh, be careful with that. 964 00:55:08,895 --> 00:55:11,455 Relax. I do this all the time. 965 00:55:14,935 --> 00:55:16,425 It's like a meditation. 966 00:55:19,439 --> 00:55:21,532 I tanked it! 967 00:55:21,575 --> 00:55:23,543 You wanna hit the bowl dead center. 968 00:55:23,577 --> 00:55:25,568 Here, try. 969 00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:28,513 I don't believe in guns. 970 00:55:28,548 --> 00:55:31,642 I don't even like to, you know, be around them. 971 00:55:31,685 --> 00:55:35,382 You must have to as an actor. You must've done shoot-outs. 972 00:55:35,422 --> 00:55:37,856 I'm not that kind of actor. 973 00:55:37,891 --> 00:55:40,018 Well, what kind are you? 974 00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:41,857 Well, I don't know. 975 00:55:43,463 --> 00:55:46,023 What was the last thing you played? 976 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:48,924 A lawyer. 977 00:55:48,969 --> 00:55:50,129 Oh, like your friend. 978 00:55:50,170 --> 00:55:52,764 No, no, no. Nothing like him. 979 00:55:52,806 --> 00:55:55,172 No, this lawyer was, uh... 980 00:55:55,208 --> 00:55:56,334 stable. 981 00:55:56,376 --> 00:55:57,502 Stable? 982 00:55:57,544 --> 00:55:59,637 Yeah, stable, respectable. 983 00:56:02,782 --> 00:56:04,010 Very respectable. 984 00:56:09,789 --> 00:56:12,087 He had everything. 985 00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:14,753 Thirty-seventh-floor office, boss' daughter... 986 00:56:14,794 --> 00:56:17,024 a future... big, bright future. 987 00:56:18,832 --> 00:56:20,356 You should have seen her ring. 988 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,594 Four carat, center stone. 989 00:56:24,938 --> 00:56:26,030 Stemware. 990 00:56:27,474 --> 00:56:29,305 Flatware. 991 00:56:29,342 --> 00:56:30,639 Service for twelve. 992 00:56:33,179 --> 00:56:37,548 Her engagement photo was in "Town and Country" magazine. 993 00:56:51,965 --> 00:56:53,830 So it was a love story. 994 00:56:53,867 --> 00:56:55,129 That's right. 995 00:56:59,839 --> 00:57:01,431 A love story. 996 00:57:55,128 --> 00:57:57,494 Oh, there you are, Charlie. 997 00:57:57,530 --> 00:57:59,828 I was worrying about you, man. 998 00:58:01,434 --> 00:58:02,594 Who's Randy? 999 00:58:02,636 --> 00:58:05,298 Drummer. Lived with Billie for a while. 1000 00:58:05,338 --> 00:58:07,602 Oh, you were with the waitress. 1001 00:58:07,641 --> 00:58:10,474 Ricky, have you ever wondered where everything ends up? 1002 00:58:10,510 --> 00:58:12,410 What? 1003 00:58:12,445 --> 00:58:16,006 Like toilets or tires or auto parts, you know? 1004 00:58:16,049 --> 00:58:18,313 Sometimes it only takes one little thing... 1005 00:58:18,351 --> 00:58:20,148 to push us in one direction or another. 1006 00:58:20,186 --> 00:58:21,175 Uh-huh. 1007 00:58:21,221 --> 00:58:22,415 What are you talking about? 1008 00:58:22,455 --> 00:58:24,548 It's my kindergarten teacher. I was four. 1009 00:58:24,591 --> 00:58:27,025 She said I was too advanced for my class... 1010 00:58:27,060 --> 00:58:29,051 so they skipped me a grade, but I didn't want to be skipped... 1011 00:58:29,095 --> 00:58:30,926 but everybody acted like I was so special. 1012 00:58:30,964 --> 00:58:33,831 Soon I was working even harder to get skipped all over again. 1013 00:58:35,435 --> 00:58:36,902 And that, my friend... 1014 00:58:36,936 --> 00:58:40,099 is how you end up in the junkyard. 1015 00:58:41,241 --> 00:58:42,469 OK, sit down. 1016 00:58:42,509 --> 00:58:43,999 It's a chain reaction. 1017 00:58:44,044 --> 00:58:47,036 First valedictorian, then Yale, then Yale Law... 1018 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:48,479 then the clerking in the ninth circuit... 1019 00:58:48,515 --> 00:58:50,449 then it's the right firm. Gotta have the right firm. 1020 00:58:50,483 --> 00:58:54,419 Then it's flatware, crystal, and an organdy china pattern. 1021 00:58:55,989 --> 00:58:57,354 Are you OK? 1022 00:58:57,390 --> 00:58:58,618 Yeah, why? 1023 00:58:58,658 --> 00:59:01,218 Because tomorrow she shoves a witness up my ass... 1024 00:59:01,261 --> 00:59:02,956 and I don't know if I'm allowed to cross-examine... 1025 00:59:02,996 --> 00:59:04,896 outside the scope of direct examination. 1026 00:59:04,931 --> 00:59:06,262 Depends. 1027 00:59:10,103 --> 00:59:11,832 It's Tiffany. 1028 00:59:12,806 --> 00:59:14,296 I can't talk to her. 1029 00:59:14,340 --> 00:59:16,103 Why not? 1030 00:59:17,911 --> 00:59:19,037 Hi, hon. 1031 00:59:19,079 --> 00:59:21,013 Charles, we've got a disaster. 1032 00:59:21,047 --> 00:59:23,675 The Oasis flatware has been discontinued. 1033 00:59:23,717 --> 00:59:24,843 Everybody's calling my mother... 1034 00:59:24,884 --> 00:59:26,317 and she's sending them to Orgell. 1035 00:59:26,352 --> 00:59:29,753 Jesus, we're gonna end up with a hundred frigging ice buckets. 1036 00:59:34,027 --> 00:59:37,463 Charles, I know you have to work this week... 1037 00:59:37,497 --> 00:59:39,431 but I feel very isolated and unsupported... 1038 00:59:39,466 --> 00:59:42,196 having to go through this whole present thing by myself. 1039 00:59:45,038 --> 00:59:47,836 Charles, you there? 1040 00:59:51,377 --> 00:59:53,402 Charles, are you smiling? 1041 00:59:53,446 --> 00:59:55,073 No, no, I'm not smiling. 1042 00:59:55,115 --> 00:59:57,174 Well, you sound like you're smiling. 1043 00:59:57,217 --> 00:59:58,343 Tiff, I gotta go. 1044 00:59:58,384 --> 01:00:00,614 - What? - I'll call you later. 1045 01:00:05,258 --> 01:00:06,691 What was your question? 1046 01:00:06,726 --> 01:00:08,353 Charlie, I need you. 1047 01:00:08,394 --> 01:00:09,827 You gotta concentrate. 1048 01:00:09,863 --> 01:00:12,161 You give up now, we're all going to jail! 1049 01:00:12,198 --> 01:00:13,688 I'm banned from court. 1050 01:00:13,733 --> 01:00:15,394 What do you want me to do? 1051 01:00:48,101 --> 01:00:50,069 Test, test, test. 1052 01:00:50,103 --> 01:00:51,536 Give me a hearsay. 1053 01:00:51,571 --> 01:00:53,004 Testing. 1054 01:00:53,039 --> 01:00:55,007 Can you hear me? Give me a hearsay. 1055 01:00:55,041 --> 01:00:56,235 Can you hear me? 1056 01:00:56,276 --> 01:00:57,743 Testing. Give me a hearsay. 1057 01:01:00,313 --> 01:01:01,712 Oh, that's great, Charlie. 1058 01:01:01,748 --> 01:01:03,477 It's like you're right here. 1059 01:01:03,516 --> 01:01:04,983 Uh-oh. Here comes the judge. 1060 01:01:09,422 --> 01:01:10,616 Miss Gardner. 1061 01:01:10,657 --> 01:01:12,249 Yes, Your Honor? 1062 01:01:12,292 --> 01:01:13,953 Are the people prepared to go forward... 1063 01:01:13,993 --> 01:01:15,187 with their rebuttal witness? 1064 01:01:15,228 --> 01:01:16,354 We are, Your Honor. 1065 01:01:16,396 --> 01:01:20,196 Bailiff, bring in the jury. 1066 01:01:21,067 --> 01:01:23,194 Sherman Stone, S-T-O-N-E. 1067 01:01:23,236 --> 01:01:24,601 I'm currently head of... 1068 01:01:24,637 --> 01:01:27,231 the Utah State Institute for Psychiatric Studies. 1069 01:01:27,674 --> 01:01:29,835 Dr. Stone, you wrote a best-seller... 1070 01:01:29,876 --> 01:01:32,071 on the insanity defense, did you not... 1071 01:01:32,111 --> 01:01:34,739 in which you characterized this defense as misleading... 1072 01:01:34,781 --> 01:01:36,715 Objection, leading. 1073 01:01:36,749 --> 01:01:38,114 Sustained. 1074 01:01:38,151 --> 01:01:41,484 Dr. Stone, what was the thesis of your book? 1075 01:01:41,521 --> 01:01:44,854 In a nutshell, it's that the insanity defense... 1076 01:01:44,891 --> 01:01:47,951 is frequently abused are rarely relevant. 1077 01:01:47,994 --> 01:01:49,552 Can we object to that? 1078 01:01:49,596 --> 01:01:52,224 Dr. Stone, would you clarify what you mean... 1079 01:01:52,265 --> 01:01:55,666 by "frequently abused" and "rarely..." 1080 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,827 I hold degrees from... 1081 01:02:21,861 --> 01:02:23,294 the Stanford University School of Medicine... 1082 01:02:23,329 --> 01:02:24,796 and the University of South Carolina. 1083 01:02:24,831 --> 01:02:27,493 Aren't we gonna object to this? 1084 01:02:27,533 --> 01:02:29,592 Oh, thank you, but... 1085 01:02:30,770 --> 01:02:33,204 This was in the pocket. 1086 01:02:36,843 --> 01:02:40,438 "Decorum and Attire for Groom and Best Man." 1087 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:41,947 Are you the best man? 1088 01:02:45,718 --> 01:02:49,814 Oh, so you're, um... 1089 01:02:51,524 --> 01:02:55,016 Not that it's any of my business. 1090 01:02:55,061 --> 01:02:56,756 It's just that you meet somebody... 1091 01:02:56,796 --> 01:02:58,093 and it feels different. 1092 01:02:58,131 --> 01:02:59,758 And your mind gets racing... 1093 01:02:59,799 --> 01:03:02,632 which is really stupid, because let's face it... 1094 01:03:02,669 --> 01:03:04,466 no matter what kind of fantasies you have... 1095 01:03:04,504 --> 01:03:06,699 that person is still a stranger... 1096 01:03:06,739 --> 01:03:08,934 if you've only known them for... 1097 01:03:08,975 --> 01:03:10,306 You know. 1098 01:03:10,343 --> 01:03:12,004 And then I think to myself... 1099 01:03:12,045 --> 01:03:14,104 "Christ, if you want to live alone in the woods... 1100 01:03:14,147 --> 01:03:16,012 "then live in the woods, but if you don't..." 1101 01:03:28,261 --> 01:03:29,751 Give me another one. 1102 01:03:34,033 --> 01:03:35,830 Come on, man, help me out here. 1103 01:03:41,741 --> 01:03:45,108 In your expert opinion, is Mr. Gibbs insane? 1104 01:03:45,144 --> 01:03:46,873 Objection, irrelevant. 1105 01:03:46,913 --> 01:03:48,141 Mr. Tuttle! 1106 01:03:50,783 --> 01:03:52,011 I mean argumentative. 1107 01:03:55,521 --> 01:03:58,820 Assumes facts not in evidence. 1108 01:04:01,260 --> 01:04:02,852 Badgering! 1109 01:04:02,895 --> 01:04:05,056 Definitely badgering. 1110 01:04:21,214 --> 01:04:23,580 And Mr. Gibbs can tell right from wrong? 1111 01:04:23,616 --> 01:04:24,947 Probably better than we can. 1112 01:04:24,984 --> 01:04:27,976 Thank you, Dr. Stone, for finally clearing that up. 1113 01:04:28,021 --> 01:04:31,013 Your Honor, I have no further questions. 1114 01:04:31,057 --> 01:04:34,686 Do you wish to cross-examine, Mr. Tuttle? 1115 01:04:34,727 --> 01:04:36,285 No, sir. 1116 01:04:36,329 --> 01:04:40,095 Does the defense wish to rest? 1117 01:04:42,602 --> 01:04:45,867 Your Honor, may I have a moment to confer? 1118 01:04:45,905 --> 01:04:47,099 Thank you. 1119 01:04:49,008 --> 01:04:51,238 Are you selling me out? 1120 01:04:51,277 --> 01:04:52,744 I've got no more witnesses. 1121 01:04:52,779 --> 01:04:54,076 Put me on the stand. 1122 01:04:54,113 --> 01:04:55,273 If I'm going down... 1123 01:04:55,314 --> 01:04:57,077 the least you can do is let me fight for myself. 1124 01:04:57,116 --> 01:05:00,517 What am I gonna ask you? 1125 01:05:00,553 --> 01:05:02,180 One question. 1126 01:05:03,723 --> 01:05:06,021 Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth... 1127 01:05:06,059 --> 01:05:08,493 the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? 1128 01:05:08,528 --> 01:05:11,395 How can you even ask me that? 1129 01:05:11,431 --> 01:05:12,762 Mr. Gibbs. 1130 01:05:12,799 --> 01:05:14,630 I do. 1131 01:05:15,868 --> 01:05:17,165 Mr. Gibbs... 1132 01:05:17,203 --> 01:05:19,933 can you think of anything that might have contributed... 1133 01:05:19,972 --> 01:05:21,803 to your current condition? 1134 01:05:21,841 --> 01:05:23,570 Condition? 1135 01:05:23,609 --> 01:05:26,077 Your chemical dependency. 1136 01:05:26,112 --> 01:05:27,340 No, I can't. 1137 01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:30,247 You can't? 1138 01:05:32,151 --> 01:05:33,379 Well, uh... 1139 01:05:33,419 --> 01:05:37,822 there was a party one year out by the lake. 1140 01:05:37,857 --> 01:05:39,119 Is that what you mean? 1141 01:05:39,158 --> 01:05:40,785 Yes, yes, that's it. 1142 01:05:40,827 --> 01:05:44,695 Um, tell us about the party by the lake. 1143 01:05:44,730 --> 01:05:47,096 I was six years old. 1144 01:05:47,133 --> 01:05:49,328 It was October thirty-first. 1145 01:05:49,368 --> 01:05:50,960 I was hungry. 1146 01:05:51,003 --> 01:05:53,233 I didn't come from a wealthy family... 1147 01:05:53,272 --> 01:05:54,899 if you know what I mean. 1148 01:05:58,578 --> 01:06:01,945 So, October thirty-first. 1149 01:06:01,981 --> 01:06:03,915 Oh, Halloween. 1150 01:06:03,950 --> 01:06:05,417 Yes, yes, Halloween... 1151 01:06:05,451 --> 01:06:06,941 where you had your first sweets. 1152 01:06:06,986 --> 01:06:11,446 Where you had your first encounter with the sugar... 1153 01:06:11,491 --> 01:06:14,460 that would eventually enslave you! 1154 01:06:14,494 --> 01:06:17,486 - Leading. - Sustained. 1155 01:06:17,530 --> 01:06:19,828 Uh, Mr. Gibbs... 1156 01:06:19,866 --> 01:06:23,131 tell us about that first Halloween. 1157 01:06:23,169 --> 01:06:25,933 I was with my girlfriend, Nancy Newcombe, she was seven... 1158 01:06:25,972 --> 01:06:30,170 and I was holding Mama's old pillowcase full of candy. 1159 01:06:30,209 --> 01:06:31,904 I remember I was holding it when the pier collapsed... 1160 01:06:31,944 --> 01:06:34,879 but I can't remember what happened to it afterwards. 1161 01:06:34,914 --> 01:06:36,347 Isn't that funny? 1162 01:06:38,050 --> 01:06:39,608 The pier. 1163 01:06:40,953 --> 01:06:42,887 Yeah, that's where the party was. 1164 01:06:42,922 --> 01:06:46,016 Lake Michigan froze over that year. 1165 01:06:46,058 --> 01:06:48,993 Bone-chilling cold. 1166 01:06:49,028 --> 01:06:50,552 That's why, folks... 1167 01:06:50,596 --> 01:06:53,326 our town isn't just a desert truck stop to me. 1168 01:06:53,366 --> 01:06:58,099 It's the warm home I've always dreamed of. 1169 01:06:58,137 --> 01:06:59,263 Objection. 1170 01:06:59,305 --> 01:07:01,899 What is the relevance of this line of questioning? 1171 01:07:01,941 --> 01:07:05,900 If you'll allow me some leeway, it'll be clear very soon. 1172 01:07:05,945 --> 01:07:07,139 I can hardly wait. 1173 01:07:08,748 --> 01:07:11,114 Now, uh, you were saying? 1174 01:07:11,150 --> 01:07:12,640 About the party? 1175 01:07:12,685 --> 01:07:14,983 Oh, yes, for all us kids at the orphanage. 1176 01:07:15,021 --> 01:07:16,818 The orphanage? 1177 01:07:16,856 --> 01:07:19,586 Our Lady of Detroit. 1178 01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:22,685 The sisters gave a Halloween party on the pier every year. 1179 01:07:22,728 --> 01:07:25,629 I came dressed as the Great Pumpkin... 1180 01:07:25,665 --> 01:07:27,758 but everybody called me little pumpkin. 1181 01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:30,735 But it was so cold that particular year... 1182 01:07:30,770 --> 01:07:33,762 that one of the big boys, Eddie Rollins, and his pals... 1183 01:07:33,806 --> 01:07:35,273 they built a fire... 1184 01:07:35,308 --> 01:07:37,105 which got away from them, I guess... 1185 01:07:37,143 --> 01:07:40,340 because that's when the pier caught fire and collapsed. 1186 01:07:40,379 --> 01:07:43,712 We fell right through the ice into the freezing water. 1187 01:07:43,749 --> 01:07:47,014 I helped the little kids struggle out, but... 1188 01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:52,953 those poor cold little bunnies and angels... 1189 01:07:52,992 --> 01:07:55,984 Aw, there was howling wind. 1190 01:07:56,028 --> 01:07:59,020 - Your Honor. - Let him finish. 1191 01:07:59,065 --> 01:08:00,828 Nancy gave me a hug and a kiss. 1192 01:08:00,866 --> 01:08:04,700 She says, "You're my hero, Ben Gibbs. 1193 01:08:04,737 --> 01:08:05,965 "You saved the little ones." 1194 01:08:06,005 --> 01:08:09,168 But that made Eddie Rollins mad, and he said... 1195 01:08:09,208 --> 01:08:13,304 "Hero, heck, he's the one that started the fire..." 1196 01:08:13,346 --> 01:08:14,745 and all his pals joined in. 1197 01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:16,907 "The pumpkin did it, the little pumpkin." 1198 01:08:16,949 --> 01:08:19,941 And then all the other kids turned on me. 1199 01:08:19,986 --> 01:08:22,147 Somebody grabbed a handful of mud and said... 1200 01:08:22,188 --> 01:08:23,655 "Hey, pumpkin boy." Boom. 1201 01:08:23,689 --> 01:08:26,180 By the time the sisters got there... 1202 01:08:26,225 --> 01:08:29,717 I had mud up my nose, in my mouth, in my eyes. 1203 01:08:29,762 --> 01:08:31,753 I couldn't see. I was on my knees. 1204 01:08:31,797 --> 01:08:33,697 I was crying so hard... 1205 01:08:33,733 --> 01:08:36,793 I just couldn't explain the truth... 1206 01:08:36,836 --> 01:08:41,000 and then that's when they threw me out... 1207 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:42,632 right then and there. 1208 01:08:43,809 --> 01:08:47,301 They threw you out of an orphanage. 1209 01:08:47,346 --> 01:08:51,339 Well, by the time I got back, they had shut the gates. 1210 01:08:51,384 --> 01:08:53,852 Locked 'em. Chains and padlocks. 1211 01:08:53,886 --> 01:08:56,980 There I was, my poor little hands... 1212 01:08:57,023 --> 01:08:59,890 freezing to those metal gates... 1213 01:08:59,925 --> 01:09:02,553 my pumpkin suit whipping in the wind. 1214 01:09:02,595 --> 01:09:05,120 "Let me in, please." 1215 01:09:05,164 --> 01:09:08,531 That's when I caught a glimpse in the second-story window... 1216 01:09:08,567 --> 01:09:11,229 a glimpse of my only friend in the world... 1217 01:09:11,270 --> 01:09:13,170 Nancy Newcombe. 1218 01:09:13,205 --> 01:09:16,936 She was clean now, warm and dry. 1219 01:09:16,976 --> 01:09:20,878 She was talking to a kind-looking man and woman. 1220 01:09:22,114 --> 01:09:24,014 She was being adopted. 1221 01:09:25,685 --> 01:09:30,019 I was so happy for her 'cause she was truly good. 1222 01:09:31,524 --> 01:09:33,685 She said, "Bye, Benny. 1223 01:09:33,726 --> 01:09:36,160 "You're my hero. I'll always remember you. 1224 01:09:36,195 --> 01:09:38,163 "Look in our hiding place. 1225 01:09:38,197 --> 01:09:40,358 "I left something for you. Bye-bye." 1226 01:09:42,168 --> 01:09:44,261 I never saw Nancy again... 1227 01:09:44,303 --> 01:09:47,363 but in our secret hiding place... 1228 01:09:49,342 --> 01:09:51,708 I found this. 1229 01:09:51,744 --> 01:09:54,008 A Tootsie Roll. 1230 01:09:54,046 --> 01:09:57,072 She knew it was my favorite. 1231 01:09:57,116 --> 01:09:58,913 I'm sorry. 1232 01:10:07,026 --> 01:10:09,017 It's a penny! 1233 01:10:09,061 --> 01:10:11,655 He sold pennies for 17.99! 1234 01:10:11,697 --> 01:10:13,164 It's a penny! 1235 01:10:13,199 --> 01:10:15,326 - It's also an engraving. - Order. 1236 01:10:15,368 --> 01:10:18,428 Here's an engraving. You give me $17.99! 1237 01:10:18,471 --> 01:10:19,438 Come on, give it to me! 1238 01:10:19,472 --> 01:10:20,939 Miss Gardner... 1239 01:10:20,973 --> 01:10:22,941 Here's six, seven, eight engravings... 1240 01:10:22,975 --> 01:10:24,272 times 17.99. 1241 01:10:24,310 --> 01:10:25,641 What is that? 1242 01:10:25,678 --> 01:10:26,872 143.92. 1243 01:10:26,912 --> 01:10:30,109 You give me 143.92! 1244 01:10:30,149 --> 01:10:31,548 Miss Gardner, control yourself! 1245 01:10:31,584 --> 01:10:33,176 Me, me?! 1246 01:10:33,219 --> 01:10:34,584 Quiet! 1247 01:11:08,654 --> 01:11:11,521 Oh, God, I'm late for work. 1248 01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:16,521 What? 1249 01:11:40,853 --> 01:11:41,842 Bravo. 1250 01:11:41,887 --> 01:11:43,878 That was quite a performance. 1251 01:11:44,590 --> 01:11:45,557 Thanks. 1252 01:11:45,591 --> 01:11:48,321 I feel so badly for that poor man. 1253 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,260 Is there something I could do? 1254 01:11:50,296 --> 01:11:53,493 Maybe give him my house or something? 1255 01:11:54,867 --> 01:11:56,562 You wanted to see me? 1256 01:11:56,602 --> 01:11:58,297 Right, you are. 1257 01:11:58,337 --> 01:11:59,861 Here. 1258 01:11:59,905 --> 01:12:01,133 One year minimum security. 1259 01:12:01,173 --> 01:12:03,164 I don't want to ever see this case again... 1260 01:12:03,209 --> 01:12:05,143 for the rest of my life. 1261 01:12:05,177 --> 01:12:06,201 I don't understand. 1262 01:12:06,245 --> 01:12:09,043 Oh, I'm sorry. I probably said it really fast. 1263 01:12:09,081 --> 01:12:10,241 You win. 1264 01:12:11,417 --> 01:12:12,884 And here's your plea bargain. 1265 01:12:18,424 --> 01:12:19,857 Don't mention it. 1266 01:12:20,626 --> 01:12:22,287 You want to have a drink? 1267 01:12:23,229 --> 01:12:24,389 What? 1268 01:12:24,430 --> 01:12:27,490 You know, like two warriors after the battle... 1269 01:12:27,533 --> 01:12:28,932 toasting the effort. 1270 01:12:28,968 --> 01:12:30,094 Want to? 1271 01:12:30,135 --> 01:12:32,535 Where do you come from? 1272 01:12:32,571 --> 01:12:34,163 Where do you want me to come from? 1273 01:12:34,206 --> 01:12:39,109 Must be nice having so much in common with your client. 1274 01:12:39,144 --> 01:12:42,079 You paying for this drink? 1275 01:12:42,114 --> 01:12:44,844 I don't mind losing. I never mind losing. 1276 01:12:44,884 --> 01:12:46,681 A case is a case. 1277 01:12:46,719 --> 01:12:48,186 It's just that now... 1278 01:12:48,220 --> 01:12:51,155 I have to explain this to Mr. Parnell... 1279 01:12:51,190 --> 01:12:52,919 and that's gonna be hard. 1280 01:12:54,059 --> 01:12:55,651 Well, who's Mr. Parnell? 1281 01:12:55,694 --> 01:12:59,289 He's a man that went into business with Benny Gibbs. 1282 01:12:59,331 --> 01:13:01,231 That's a sad story. 1283 01:13:01,267 --> 01:13:03,258 Do you want to hear it? 1284 01:13:03,302 --> 01:13:04,599 Yeah, sure. 1285 01:13:05,471 --> 01:13:08,736 Well, he's this old man, used to run his own business. 1286 01:13:08,774 --> 01:13:12,210 It went belly up, but he saved a little cash for his old age. 1287 01:13:12,244 --> 01:13:15,213 Gibbs finds him, shows him this big, fancy business plan... 1288 01:13:15,247 --> 01:13:17,681 shows him how he'll triple his money in six months... 1289 01:13:17,716 --> 01:13:19,980 even if the business fails. 1290 01:13:20,019 --> 01:13:21,714 Even if it fails. 1291 01:13:22,555 --> 01:13:24,386 Yeah, so what happened? 1292 01:13:24,990 --> 01:13:26,958 It never got a chance to fail. 1293 01:13:26,992 --> 01:13:28,186 Gibbs skipped town with the money. 1294 01:13:28,227 --> 01:13:30,718 Parnell lost his entire retirement account. 1295 01:13:30,763 --> 01:13:33,561 Now he won't come out of his apartment. 1296 01:13:33,599 --> 01:13:35,066 He won't testify... 1297 01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:37,933 because he doesn't want the world thinking he's a fool. 1298 01:13:38,938 --> 01:13:40,098 It's sad. 1299 01:13:41,774 --> 01:13:43,435 Yeah, it is sad. 1300 01:13:45,544 --> 01:13:48,104 Sadder if it was true. 1301 01:13:48,147 --> 01:13:50,547 - What? - You believed me. 1302 01:13:52,184 --> 01:13:54,345 See how easy it is to win when you lie? 1303 01:13:54,386 --> 01:13:56,479 - You made that up. - Every bit of it. 1304 01:13:56,522 --> 01:13:57,784 Well, good for you. 1305 01:13:57,823 --> 01:13:59,586 At least I didn't do it on the stand. 1306 01:13:59,625 --> 01:14:01,252 I didn't do it on the stand, either. 1307 01:14:01,293 --> 01:14:03,761 Oh, right. Your client did. Big difference. 1308 01:14:03,796 --> 01:14:06,390 Look, I didn't know that Gibbs was lying when I put him on. 1309 01:14:06,432 --> 01:14:08,491 No. You're a good lawyer. 1310 01:14:08,534 --> 01:14:09,865 No paper trail, total deniability. 1311 01:14:09,902 --> 01:14:12,530 That way you didn't put a perjured testimony on the stand. 1312 01:14:12,571 --> 01:14:13,902 You don't care. 1313 01:14:13,939 --> 01:14:15,201 It's all the same thing, right? 1314 01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:17,208 Truth, lies, lies, truth. 1315 01:14:18,310 --> 01:14:21,973 The most devastatingly handsome man I ever met. 1316 01:14:28,187 --> 01:14:30,451 You know, you really missed your calling. 1317 01:14:30,489 --> 01:14:32,081 You should have been an actor. 1318 01:14:34,460 --> 01:14:36,291 What kind of law do you practice? 1319 01:14:36,328 --> 01:14:38,387 What? 1320 01:14:38,430 --> 01:14:42,696 What is it? Is it a big firm? A small firm? What's it called? 1321 01:14:42,735 --> 01:14:44,066 Whitfield and Morris. 1322 01:14:44,103 --> 01:14:45,730 What do you mean I should be an actor? 1323 01:14:45,771 --> 01:14:48,137 You could have won an Oscar in there. 1324 01:14:49,775 --> 01:14:51,538 Whitfield and Morris? 1325 01:14:51,577 --> 01:14:53,067 I think I've heard of them. 1326 01:14:53,112 --> 01:14:54,977 Are you a partner? 1327 01:14:55,014 --> 01:14:56,413 I... I just, um... 1328 01:14:56,448 --> 01:14:58,109 Just became partner? 1329 01:14:58,150 --> 01:15:01,984 Well, congratulations. 1330 01:15:02,021 --> 01:15:04,216 So, what do you have? 1331 01:15:04,256 --> 01:15:06,656 Big corner office? View of the city? 1332 01:15:08,627 --> 01:15:09,924 Yeah, there's a view. 1333 01:15:09,962 --> 01:15:11,122 Of course there is. 1334 01:15:11,163 --> 01:15:13,097 Where did you go to law school? 1335 01:15:13,132 --> 01:15:14,394 Yale. 1336 01:15:14,433 --> 01:15:15,627 Yale? 1337 01:15:15,668 --> 01:15:18,102 Well, there's a big deal. 1338 01:15:18,137 --> 01:15:21,300 I have a big office, I have a big car... 1339 01:15:21,340 --> 01:15:23,433 and a big, uh... 1340 01:15:23,475 --> 01:15:25,136 I'm big. 1341 01:15:26,545 --> 01:15:28,035 I'll see you later. 1342 01:15:36,188 --> 01:15:39,385 Yes, there really is a Mr. Parnell. 1343 01:16:43,322 --> 01:16:45,017 Got the plea bargain. 1344 01:16:47,059 --> 01:16:49,254 One year minimum security. 1345 01:16:53,665 --> 01:16:55,189 Guy's an asshole, Charlie. 1346 01:16:55,234 --> 01:16:56,565 I know. 1347 01:17:04,143 --> 01:17:06,577 And do you know why he's an asshole? 1348 01:17:08,147 --> 01:17:10,081 Because he's never taken responsibility... 1349 01:17:10,115 --> 01:17:11,707 for anything he's ever done. 1350 01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:14,514 'Cause he's got a story for everything... 1351 01:17:14,553 --> 01:17:16,384 and if the truth catches up to him... 1352 01:17:16,421 --> 01:17:18,753 then, hey, he just tells one more lie... 1353 01:17:18,791 --> 01:17:20,281 to stay ahead of it. 1354 01:17:22,227 --> 01:17:23,854 That sound familiar? 1355 01:17:25,164 --> 01:17:26,358 You're right. 1356 01:17:27,032 --> 01:17:28,226 I'm an asshole. 1357 01:17:28,267 --> 01:17:30,167 No, you're not... 1358 01:17:30,202 --> 01:17:31,567 I'm the asshole. 1359 01:17:31,603 --> 01:17:33,696 - No, I'm an asshole. - No, I'm... 1360 01:17:33,739 --> 01:17:36,469 Why are you an asshole? 1361 01:17:40,379 --> 01:17:43,280 'Cause you made me rent a tuxedo? 1362 01:17:43,315 --> 01:17:45,909 Because in three days... 1363 01:17:46,819 --> 01:17:49,481 I'm going to get married to a girl... 1364 01:17:51,089 --> 01:17:52,386 who... 1365 01:18:09,474 --> 01:18:11,032 What is this? 1366 01:18:11,076 --> 01:18:13,636 It's bourbon and Dr. Pepper. 1367 01:18:21,620 --> 01:18:23,485 I guess we can get out of here now. 1368 01:18:23,522 --> 01:18:25,854 Yeah, I guess we can. 1369 01:18:29,027 --> 01:18:30,551 Well, that's good anyway. 1370 01:18:30,596 --> 01:18:32,188 Yeah, that's great. 1371 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,468 I guess it turned out OK after all. 1372 01:18:37,502 --> 01:18:39,561 Yep. Terrific. 1373 01:19:10,168 --> 01:19:13,296 I wanna tell you the truth! I've got to tell you! 1374 01:19:13,338 --> 01:19:15,966 Can I talk to you now? Please? Can I talk to you? 1375 01:19:16,008 --> 01:19:17,305 I have to talk to you! 1376 01:19:17,342 --> 01:19:18,502 Hey, you're wet! 1377 01:19:18,543 --> 01:19:20,010 I'm not who you think I am. 1378 01:19:20,045 --> 01:19:21,535 Would you please leave? I'm going to bed. 1379 01:19:21,580 --> 01:19:24,071 Wait. You wanted the truth. Here it is. 1380 01:19:24,116 --> 01:19:25,708 I'm not Charlie Tuttle. 1381 01:19:25,751 --> 01:19:27,878 I'm not a partner at Whitfield and Morris. 1382 01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:29,478 I'm not even a lawyer. 1383 01:19:29,521 --> 01:19:31,512 What? 1384 01:19:31,556 --> 01:19:33,524 My name is Richard Rjetti. 1385 01:19:33,558 --> 01:19:36,823 You thought I was an actor because I am an actor. 1386 01:19:36,862 --> 01:19:39,194 That's not true, either. Sometimes I'm an actor. 1387 01:19:39,231 --> 01:19:41,995 When I get a part or I'm in a workshop or something. 1388 01:19:42,034 --> 01:19:44,832 No! No, fact is, I'm an actor. 1389 01:19:44,870 --> 01:19:47,361 Whether I'm working or not, I'm an actor. That's the truth. 1390 01:19:47,406 --> 01:19:48,839 Wait... 1391 01:19:50,842 --> 01:19:53,743 I lost this case to an actor? 1392 01:19:53,779 --> 01:19:56,373 I'm a pretty good actor. You said so yourself. 1393 01:19:56,415 --> 01:19:58,713 - Get out now. - You wanted the truth. 1394 01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:00,377 This is a crime, Tuttle. 1395 01:20:00,419 --> 01:20:01,818 I don't care. 1396 01:20:01,853 --> 01:20:03,047 I'm a prosecutor. 1397 01:20:03,088 --> 01:20:04,316 Well, yeah... 1398 01:20:04,356 --> 01:20:05,823 Yeah! I'm a prosecutor! 1399 01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:10,419 Oh, my God, it's you. 1400 01:20:11,897 --> 01:20:13,592 - It's you. - Get out now! 1401 01:20:13,632 --> 01:20:16,066 In the desert... with your hair... 1402 01:20:16,101 --> 01:20:18,194 It's not me. 1403 01:20:18,236 --> 01:20:19,726 'Course it's you. 1404 01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:23,101 Don't you look at me like that. 1405 01:20:24,109 --> 01:20:25,269 What? 1406 01:20:31,216 --> 01:20:34,014 That's it, Tuttle. You're in a lot of... 1407 01:20:38,190 --> 01:20:40,181 - Get out. - No, you kissed me back. 1408 01:20:40,225 --> 01:20:42,193 - No. I did not. - I know you did. 1409 01:20:42,227 --> 01:20:43,421 Bullshit. 1410 01:20:43,462 --> 01:20:45,453 You kissed me back. 1411 01:20:45,497 --> 01:20:47,727 I know you kissed me back! 1412 01:21:13,992 --> 01:21:16,017 - Pick one! - Oh, God. 1413 01:21:16,061 --> 01:21:18,222 Surprise! 1414 01:21:19,998 --> 01:21:21,932 How did you get here? 1415 01:21:21,967 --> 01:21:24,435 I chartered a plane. 1416 01:21:24,469 --> 01:21:28,371 Now, is that any way to welcome your beloved? 1417 01:21:28,407 --> 01:21:30,534 Ugh! You're wet! 1418 01:21:30,575 --> 01:21:32,634 Uh, I fell in the pool. 1419 01:21:32,677 --> 01:21:36,272 Oh. You know, I hung up the phone with you... 1420 01:21:36,314 --> 01:21:39,181 and I felt so distant and remote. 1421 01:21:39,217 --> 01:21:40,684 Didn't you feel that way? 1422 01:21:40,719 --> 01:21:42,653 I was in Nevada. 1423 01:21:42,687 --> 01:21:45,315 I know. That's what I told myself. 1424 01:21:45,357 --> 01:21:47,325 I said, I can choose to stay here... 1425 01:21:47,359 --> 01:21:48,986 and turn into a righteous bitch... 1426 01:21:49,027 --> 01:21:52,861 or I can choose to go to Nevada and get the attention I need. 1427 01:21:52,898 --> 01:21:54,365 It's like Dr. Pearlstein said... 1428 01:21:54,399 --> 01:21:57,129 about taking responsibility for your circumstances. 1429 01:21:57,169 --> 01:21:58,966 Right. Right. 1430 01:21:59,004 --> 01:22:00,437 I guess I just came here... 1431 01:22:00,472 --> 01:22:03,066 'cause I needed to hear that you love me. 1432 01:22:03,108 --> 01:22:04,370 Do you love me? 1433 01:22:06,311 --> 01:22:09,212 How can you even ask that question? 1434 01:22:09,915 --> 01:22:12,577 Oh, I wuv you, too! 1435 01:22:27,032 --> 01:22:30,661 Oh... my... God. 1436 01:22:39,377 --> 01:22:41,277 Holy God, what are you doing? 1437 01:22:41,313 --> 01:22:42,712 Injecting spontaneity. 1438 01:22:42,747 --> 01:22:44,806 They say it doesn't have to be lost. 1439 01:22:44,850 --> 01:22:45,976 You just have to plan ahead... 1440 01:22:46,017 --> 01:22:49,851 and make a little time for it in a busy schedule. 1441 01:22:49,888 --> 01:22:52,880 Charles, it'll be so romantic. 1442 01:22:52,924 --> 01:22:55,688 You know, I ordered champagne and strawberries. 1443 01:22:55,727 --> 01:22:56,921 You what? 1444 01:23:02,767 --> 01:23:03,995 They didn't have strawberries. 1445 01:23:04,035 --> 01:23:06,060 He said the girl would bring seasonal fruit. 1446 01:23:07,672 --> 01:23:09,537 What girl? 1447 01:23:09,574 --> 01:23:11,041 I don't know. Some waitress. 1448 01:23:11,076 --> 01:23:12,270 No, no, no. Wait! 1449 01:23:12,310 --> 01:23:14,676 Wait. Why don't you go to the bedroom... 1450 01:23:14,713 --> 01:23:17,580 and I'll be in in just a minute? 1451 01:23:23,622 --> 01:23:24,782 Billie! Hi. 1452 01:23:24,823 --> 01:23:27,758 You are the greatest guy in the whole world. 1453 01:23:27,792 --> 01:23:29,987 I love champagne. 1454 01:23:30,028 --> 01:23:31,655 I used to lie there in college... 1455 01:23:31,696 --> 01:23:33,857 and try and count all the bubbles. 1456 01:23:38,403 --> 01:23:41,531 What's the extra whipped cream for? 1457 01:23:45,243 --> 01:23:46,676 You know, Hank kept wondering... 1458 01:23:46,711 --> 01:23:48,178 why I went through the whole fridge... 1459 01:23:48,213 --> 01:23:49,942 looking for a really old bottle. 1460 01:23:49,981 --> 01:23:52,006 He goes, "Billie, what's the difference?" 1461 01:23:52,050 --> 01:23:54,917 I go, "You know, Hank, I'm just trying to do my..." 1462 01:23:58,223 --> 01:23:59,918 My job. 1463 01:23:59,958 --> 01:24:01,289 What's the fruit? 1464 01:24:03,328 --> 01:24:05,023 Pardon? 1465 01:24:05,063 --> 01:24:06,792 The seasonal fruit? 1466 01:24:08,533 --> 01:24:10,467 Do you speak English? 1467 01:24:14,339 --> 01:24:15,533 Habla... 1468 01:24:15,574 --> 01:24:16,700 Peaches. 1469 01:24:16,741 --> 01:24:17,901 Oh, good. My fave. 1470 01:24:20,145 --> 01:24:21,339 Come to bed, sweetie. 1471 01:24:38,296 --> 01:24:39,388 Just listen... 1472 01:24:39,431 --> 01:24:41,592 Guess you were the groom, hmm? 1473 01:24:45,403 --> 01:24:48,201 Look, it's not a federal case. 1474 01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:51,209 We saw each other, we liked each other... 1475 01:24:51,243 --> 01:24:52,608 and it was nice. 1476 01:24:54,312 --> 01:24:55,438 Really nice. 1477 01:24:55,480 --> 01:24:58,142 It's just really complicated. 1478 01:24:58,183 --> 01:24:59,480 No, it's not. 1479 01:25:04,489 --> 01:25:05,615 It's fine. 1480 01:25:06,825 --> 01:25:10,317 Honey, tip her and come to bed. 1481 01:25:10,362 --> 01:25:12,922 It's OK. Really. 1482 01:25:38,790 --> 01:25:42,658 "If you don't wanna wear peach, don't be a bridesmaid," I said. 1483 01:25:42,694 --> 01:25:45,754 "I don't care what your base skin tone is." 1484 01:25:50,735 --> 01:25:52,202 Big day, huh? 1485 01:25:54,139 --> 01:25:55,697 You got it all planned out? 1486 01:25:55,740 --> 01:25:58,937 I don't think that's going to be necess... 1487 01:26:05,283 --> 01:26:06,614 Morning... 1488 01:26:06,651 --> 01:26:08,050 counselor. 1489 01:26:08,086 --> 01:26:10,281 Morning. 1490 01:26:11,089 --> 01:26:13,580 Do you have a signed plea bargain? 1491 01:26:14,626 --> 01:26:16,287 Or we can't dismiss. 1492 01:26:16,328 --> 01:26:18,455 What plea bargain? 1493 01:26:18,496 --> 01:26:19,724 You win, Benny. 1494 01:26:19,764 --> 01:26:21,095 One year minimum security. 1495 01:26:21,132 --> 01:26:23,726 No way. We got these turkeys on the run. 1496 01:26:23,768 --> 01:26:24,894 What? 1497 01:26:24,936 --> 01:26:26,460 I'm not signing anything. I'm innocent. 1498 01:26:26,504 --> 01:26:27,630 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am. 1499 01:26:27,672 --> 01:26:29,765 No, you're not. You screwed sixty-five people. 1500 01:26:29,808 --> 01:26:31,207 Now sign the damn thing. 1501 01:26:31,242 --> 01:26:32,539 Court is in session. 1502 01:26:32,577 --> 01:26:35,944 The honorable Paul Z. Graff is presiding. 1503 01:26:35,980 --> 01:26:38,540 They were legitimate business transactions. 1504 01:26:38,583 --> 01:26:40,244 On the record of the Gibbs matter... 1505 01:26:40,285 --> 01:26:43,254 I understand we have a plea bargain... 1506 01:26:43,288 --> 01:26:44,755 to look forward to. 1507 01:26:44,789 --> 01:26:46,313 No way. 1508 01:26:46,358 --> 01:26:49,191 Actually, Your Honor, my client has changed his mind. 1509 01:26:51,663 --> 01:26:54,291 Why am I surprised? 1510 01:26:54,332 --> 01:26:55,799 Bailiff, the jury. 1511 01:26:55,834 --> 01:26:58,302 Uh, are you prepared to close, counselor? 1512 01:26:58,336 --> 01:27:02,272 I think I'll waive my right to go first. 1513 01:27:02,307 --> 01:27:05,174 I can't wait to hear what he has to say. 1514 01:27:05,210 --> 01:27:07,974 Fine. Fine. Are you prepared to close? 1515 01:27:08,012 --> 01:27:11,175 - Close? - Your closing argument. 1516 01:27:11,216 --> 01:27:15,744 That usually does conclude these little festivities! 1517 01:27:17,188 --> 01:27:18,951 Of course. 1518 01:27:33,171 --> 01:27:34,638 It's not the dress that bothers me... 1519 01:27:34,672 --> 01:27:36,401 it's the whole question of friendship. 1520 01:27:36,441 --> 01:27:38,238 And I figure if she's willing to clash with the flowers... 1521 01:27:38,276 --> 01:27:39,868 and screw up my whole color palette... 1522 01:27:39,911 --> 01:27:41,902 then she's really not my friend to begin with. 1523 01:27:44,015 --> 01:27:45,607 Will you hang on a second? 1524 01:27:45,650 --> 01:27:47,049 What? 1525 01:27:47,085 --> 01:27:50,248 Uh, ladies and gentlemen, it's, um... 1526 01:27:51,589 --> 01:27:54,524 kind of hard for me to know what to say here. 1527 01:27:56,895 --> 01:28:00,126 What can be said about this man and everything he's done? 1528 01:28:02,100 --> 01:28:04,864 Oh, what can be said in his defense? 1529 01:28:04,903 --> 01:28:06,632 Well... 1530 01:28:06,671 --> 01:28:08,730 uh, he lied. 1531 01:28:08,773 --> 01:28:11,105 Oh, yeah. Yeah, he lied. 1532 01:28:11,142 --> 01:28:14,111 He took their money. That's true. 1533 01:28:16,981 --> 01:28:18,812 Why did he lie? 1534 01:28:18,850 --> 01:28:21,045 Let's see... 1535 01:28:21,085 --> 01:28:23,212 What makes a person lie? 1536 01:28:23,254 --> 01:28:25,222 Well, there's all kinds of reasons... 1537 01:28:25,256 --> 01:28:27,417 why people don't tell the truth. 1538 01:28:27,459 --> 01:28:31,623 Um... well, there's the sugar. 1539 01:28:31,663 --> 01:28:33,995 There's the years and years of candy. 1540 01:28:34,032 --> 01:28:35,431 You've heard all the testimony. 1541 01:28:35,467 --> 01:28:37,765 You probably don't believe that, do you? 1542 01:28:40,605 --> 01:28:42,072 See, I didn't think so. 1543 01:28:43,408 --> 01:28:45,376 There's the money, right? 1544 01:28:45,410 --> 01:28:48,277 Yeah. He could have done it just for the money. 1545 01:28:49,848 --> 01:28:51,816 Was that the only reason? 1546 01:28:51,850 --> 01:28:53,943 See, I think maybe there's another reason, too. 1547 01:28:53,985 --> 01:28:56,180 I think maybe he was lying to himself. 1548 01:28:56,221 --> 01:28:59,122 Maybe he's been lying for so long... 1549 01:28:59,157 --> 01:29:02,058 it started to feel like he was telling the truth. 1550 01:29:02,093 --> 01:29:06,826 Maybe he's the person that he conned the most. 1551 01:29:06,865 --> 01:29:09,425 I mean, we all do that, you know. 1552 01:29:10,635 --> 01:29:13,103 All keep a little bit of ourselves hidden. 1553 01:29:15,039 --> 01:29:16,506 'Cause if we didn't... 1554 01:29:16,541 --> 01:29:18,907 well, then we'd have to look at who we are... 1555 01:29:18,943 --> 01:29:22,208 who we really are... and if we didn't like it... 1556 01:29:22,247 --> 01:29:25,307 well, we'd have nobody to blame but ourselves. 1557 01:29:30,088 --> 01:29:34,115 So, the question is... 1558 01:29:34,158 --> 01:29:37,821 does this excuse Benny Gibbs? 1559 01:29:37,862 --> 01:29:39,386 Well... 1560 01:29:40,565 --> 01:29:41,964 that's up to you. 1561 01:29:56,981 --> 01:29:58,346 You son of a bitch! 1562 01:29:58,383 --> 01:29:59,873 How can you do this to me? 1563 01:29:59,918 --> 01:30:01,317 Look, I wasn't being honest. 1564 01:30:01,352 --> 01:30:02,614 Don't give me that shit! 1565 01:30:02,654 --> 01:30:06,215 Three hundred people are coming to the Beverly Hills Hotel! 1566 01:30:07,225 --> 01:30:09,625 Who the hell am I supposed to marry now? 1567 01:30:09,661 --> 01:30:12,926 Are you prepared to close, Miss Gardner? 1568 01:30:12,964 --> 01:30:14,591 Yes, I am, Your Honor. 1569 01:30:18,202 --> 01:30:23,367 The defendant sold pennies for $17.99. 1570 01:30:26,578 --> 01:30:28,409 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 1571 01:30:28,446 --> 01:30:31,540 it appears that this case is almost over. 1572 01:31:17,762 --> 01:31:19,161 Madam foreman... 1573 01:31:19,197 --> 01:31:21,495 I understand you have reached a verdict. 1574 01:31:21,532 --> 01:31:22,624 We have, Your Honor. 1575 01:31:22,667 --> 01:31:24,464 How do you find? 1576 01:31:24,502 --> 01:31:28,529 We, the jury in the above entitled action... 1577 01:31:28,573 --> 01:31:31,406 find the defendant, Benjamin Gibbs... 1578 01:31:31,442 --> 01:31:32,966 guilty as charged. 1579 01:31:33,011 --> 01:31:33,978 Hallelujah. 1580 01:31:34,012 --> 01:31:35,138 Nice job. 1581 01:31:35,179 --> 01:31:36,612 OK, I'll take the plea bargain. 1582 01:31:36,648 --> 01:31:38,775 Bailiff, take him away. 1583 01:31:38,816 --> 01:31:41,080 Oh, come on, judge. A deal's a deal. 1584 01:31:41,119 --> 01:31:43,610 Bye-bye, pumpkin boy. 1585 01:31:43,655 --> 01:31:45,714 Just because I was five minutes late to the party! 1586 01:31:45,757 --> 01:31:47,224 Court is adjourned. 1587 01:31:51,095 --> 01:31:52,357 Nice close. 1588 01:31:56,901 --> 01:31:58,596 So you're the lawyer? 1589 01:32:02,573 --> 01:32:03,540 Wow. 1590 01:32:03,574 --> 01:32:06,099 Yeah. I... Look, I didn't want to lie. 1591 01:32:06,144 --> 01:32:08,544 I mean, I didn't mean to lie. 1592 01:32:11,049 --> 01:32:12,311 You know how I said... 1593 01:32:12,350 --> 01:32:14,875 I got a flat tire on the way to school? 1594 01:32:14,919 --> 01:32:17,217 Well, I got it going the opposite direction. 1595 01:32:17,255 --> 01:32:20,486 I flunked out, and I was on my way home. 1596 01:32:20,525 --> 01:32:22,322 Didn't want to face my dad, so... 1597 01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:23,657 You could have told me that. 1598 01:32:23,695 --> 01:32:25,356 I just did. 1599 01:32:42,980 --> 01:32:44,208 Well... 1600 01:32:44,248 --> 01:32:47,911 OK, so it's not the most romantic present in the world. 1601 01:32:47,952 --> 01:32:49,351 I know that. 1602 01:32:50,521 --> 01:32:53,581 But my address is on the inside rim. 1603 01:32:55,660 --> 01:32:58,026 That's the sweetest gift I've ever gotten. 1604 01:33:12,710 --> 01:33:15,804 All right, we should definitely slow down now, OK? 1605 01:33:15,847 --> 01:33:17,872 Wait, no! No! Don't go faster! 1606 01:33:19,751 --> 01:33:21,776 Whoa! OK, whoa! 1607 01:33:21,819 --> 01:33:23,446 Aah! Hey, watch it! 1608 01:33:23,488 --> 01:33:24,887 What am I supposed to hold on to? 1609 01:33:24,922 --> 01:33:26,048 Not that. 1610 01:33:26,090 --> 01:33:27,216 I gotta hold on to something! 1611 01:33:27,258 --> 01:33:28,418 It's dangerous! 1612 01:33:29,305 --> 01:34:29,818 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 114278