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Zdrav�m p��tel�. Jsem nad�en�,
�e v�s zase vid�m.
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Hlavn� tebe, drzoune.
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Dovolte mi, abych v�m v rychlosti
p�ipomn�la, co se dosud stalo.
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Kr�sn� Gary vypadnul
z m�ho �ivota do Hong Kongu.
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Co� je fajn, proto�e mi nevad�
vyr�b�t si ovocn� p��tele.
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Stejn� se mi s Garym nic neda�ilo.
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Tady je to, poj�te! Woo-hoo!
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Ooh, to je skv�l�!
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Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org
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Nic ne��kejte.
Psst, pros�m.
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Ne, je mi fajn.
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Jsem jen utahan�, proto�e
sp�m na nafukova�ce.
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Rozbila se mi postel.
P��li� v�n�!
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Jestli jsem byla v depresi,
v�era se to definitivn� obr�tilo.
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# Je zp�sob jak z�stat ve tv� n�ru�i
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# Je to moc...
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Je to moc vysoko, Danieli,
nep�irozen� vysoko pro mu�e.
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Dob�e, tak pus�me se do show.
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- Ahoj, Stevie.
- Oh, bo��nku.
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Tvoje nov� zbo�� sem
l�k� snobsk� holky.
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- Ty zneva�uje� Steviin butikov� koutek?
- Ne...mo�n�...
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Nev�m co to znamen� zneva�ovat.
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- Zesm��ovat.
- Oh, pak ano.
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"Jdu za Hugem, Willsem, Millym, Billym
a Bellou, tak�e pot�ebuju nov� n�hrdeln�k."
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Zdrav�m.
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D�l�te si ze m� legraci?
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Ne, ne, jak to mysl�te?
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J� takhle mluv�m.
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Pot�ebujete pomoc?
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Je to n�ro�n�.
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Chcete si n�co vyzkou�et?
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Ne, d�kuji.
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Pod�vala ses posledn� dobou do zrcadla?
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Mus� se sebrat, Mirando.
P�esta� f�ukat.
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P�estala jsem f�ukat.
�ivot jde d�l.
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Fajn, tak�e nechce� vid�t pohlednici
kter� p�i�la dnes r�no od Garyho?
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Kr�snou pohlednici napsanou
Garyho ��fkucha�skou rukou.
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Kr�snou rukou kr�sn�ho ��fkucha�e.
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- Oh, zlato! Dovol�?
- Ano, dovol�m. - D�ky.
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"Ahoj, opravdu si to tady u��v�m.
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"Zat�m nic nov�ho, mysl�m
na v�s na v�echny. L�b� G."
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Nic v�c? Po t�ech m�s�c�ch
mi po�le tohle?
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Zapome� na n�j.
V�n�.
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- Hodn� holka.
- P�jdu d�l. P�ijde m� nov� j�.
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Zhubnu.
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M� nov� j� povstane.
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Jako F�nix z popela
m�ho �ivota a vzl�tne.
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Pohle�! Jsem �ena.
A F�nix. Oboj�.
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Ale ne jako mutant.
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Ano, ztratila jsem my�lenku.
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Oh, ne, to je Tilly.
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- Buongiorno, holky.
- Oh, Stevie, m� v obchod� tul�ka.
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Kde? Ach, ten tul�k jsem j�.
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Ty jsi ale zanedban�.
To je ostudi�ka.
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Tak�e, Queen Kongu,
nesu radostn� zpr�vy.
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Stinky Von Tusse je tady
a chce j�t na ob�d
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do nov� sushi restaurace.
P�id� se?
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Bude to rozko��ou�k�.
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Stinky byla nejlep�� ze v�ech.
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Vzpom�n� si?
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Imitovala veverku...
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byla to ta nejlegra�n�j�� v�c.
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Tak p�jde�, p�jde�?
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Nic ne��kej, ne��kej, ne��kej.
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Mus� p�ij�t, abych p�ed n�
nevypadala jako nicka j�.
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Fajn, a te� si zatr�nuju
cestou do kancel��e.
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�au, �au, �au, �au!
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Mus� b�t asertivn�j��, Mirando.
Kde je tv� nov� j�?
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Za�ne v pond�l�.
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Nesu� m� sv�ma mal�ma o�kama.
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Jsem v hlubok� depresi.
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Pod�vejte se na m�.
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Cel� den sleduju televizi se sv�mi
mal�mi ovocn�mi p��teli.
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L�b� se ti to, Gordone?
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Jsem jako tul�k. Mus�m
s Tilly na ob�d, Gary je pry�.
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Hor�� to b�t nem��e.
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Drahou�ku, opustila jsem otce
a st�huju se k tob�.
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Oh, mami. U� zase?
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Z�tra se p�iplaz�.
M�me nudistick� fondue ve��rek.
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Neboj se drahou�ku, ani si
nev�imne�, �e jsem tady.
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Zaru�uju v�m, �e budu tak vyto�en�,
�e odejdu do t�iceti vte�in.
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Sledujte �as... te�!
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- Ty si sama st��h� vlasy?
- T�i vte�iny...a u� jsem na�tvan�.
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Pod�vej se kolem sebe. M�la by
ses vykoupat a vyj�t si na vzduch.
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D�t si, jak j� tomu ��k�m,
p�knou proch�zku.
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To je proch�zka.
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- Mami...
- Pardon, nebudu se do toho pl�st.
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Jestli je�t� nazve ovlada�e
n�jak�m sm�n�m jm�nem...
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Uka� mi jak funguj�.
Kdo pot�ebuje t�i ovl�d�tka?
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Tak dost. To je k nevydr�en�.
Dvacet vte�in... Ovl�d�tka...
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Bo�e!
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Zapome� na pond�l�,
za��n�m hned.
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Jsi p�ipraven� na rozmluvu s Heather?
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Tak do toho.
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# Ud�lala jsi dnes u� n�co
na co m��e� b�t hrd�?
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- Heather, pan� Heather Small, zdrav�m.
- Ahoj.
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Pr�v� za��n�m se sv�m nov�m j�.
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Matka a Tilly budou koukat.
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Budu ta �ena, co vysko��
r�no z postele,
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zat�ese hlavou,
a m� dokonal� ��es.
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Vezme si dom�c� mufin
ze zna�kov� m�sy
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a odejde do pr�ce
v kost�mu a tenisk�ch
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aby uk�zala, �e cestou tr�nuje.
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M� kytky, kter� nechc�paj�
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a jej� m�sa na ovoce nen� pln�
t�i t�dny star�ch, shnil�ch hru�ek.
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A to proto, �e ona j� ovoce.
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M� kabelky na den, kabelky
na ve�er i psan��ko.
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Sva�� jen obiln� koktejl,
proto�e j� to sta��
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i kdy� p�es ob�d �la b�hat
a u�ila si to,
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proto�e nem� s�dlo, kter�
se h�be nez�visle na jej� kost�e.
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A nakonec s lehkost�
dokon�� k��ovku v baru,
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kde j� milenec z p�edchoz� noci �ekne:
"V�erej�� noc byla skv�l�."
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- P�esn� takov� druh �eny j� budu.
- Hodn� �t�st�.
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Drahou�ku, d�v�m pr�t b�l� pr�dlo,
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jestli m� �pinav� kalhotky,
sundej je a j� je tam hod�m.
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To nen� nejlep�� za��tek.
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Mus�m j�t, ale neboj se.
Moje nov� j� to zvl�dne.
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Pod�vej, rod� se ti p�ed o�ima.
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Te� m� omluv, jdu na sushi s Tilly
a Stinky a m�m nov� n�hrdeln�k.
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Tak �au, �au, �au, �au, �au...
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�au, �au, �au. Ou j�!
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Osm dol�...
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"Vozidlo na odstra�ov�n� p�ek�ek."
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To bude n�kla��k... Dod�vka.
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Po�kej, j� to v�m.
M�m to na jazyku.
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- Je to... - Odtahovka, ov�em.
- Jasn�, jasn�.
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Tak se naj�me.
Vypad� to lahod�ou�ce.
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- Jsem vyhladov�lou�k�.
- Jo, hl�de�ek jako vl���ek.
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Stinky, vzpom�n�,
jak m� zamkli v kabince...?
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Pardon. Vydr�te...
vydr�te... vydr�te...
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Oh, �chvat�ou�k�.
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VIP pozv�nka do m�sta
co nikdy nesp�.
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- Tak Queen Kongu, co je nov�ho?
- Te� se soust�ed�m na sv�j obchod.
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Prod�v�me te� i r�zn� �perky.
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Tohle je od n�s.
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Drahou�ku, m� �t�st� v l�sce?
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Dnes r�no jsem dostala pohlednici
od sv�ho b�val�ho p��tele Garyho.
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Oh, vydr�te... vydr�te... vydr�te
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"Zavolejte a z�skejte slevu na tarif."
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Ach bo�e.
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Zd� se, �e se ti ve sv�t� ztratil.
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To nevad�.
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U� je to za mnou.
V�bec mi to nevad�.
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J� jsem, jsem nov� �ena.
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Oh, ne. J� jsem uv�zla.
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Pardon, pardon.
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- Rozepni ho.
- J� nem��u.
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Pardon, pardon.
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Promi�te mi, mus�m vyl�zt na ten p�s.
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Oh, Queen Kongu, ta jsi trubka.
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Dobr� den.
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U� jsem voln�.
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Omlouv�m se...
pardon, pardon.
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Dokon��m okruh.
U�et��m kroky.
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Naprost� trapas.
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Pardon, kdy� u� jsem tady...
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Zdrav�m.
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Kde jsme skon�ili?
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Zdrh�me. Honem.
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Dala bych si dort,
ale d�m si jen m�tov� �aj.
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J� bych si dala pudin���ek, ale d�m si
jen n�zkotu�n� kapu��nko, pros�m.
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A j� bych um�ela pro mou�n�k
ale, um... ale jen...
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drobenkov� kol��, pros�m..
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Po��d se tr�p� kv�li Garymu?
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Neptej se m�.
U� jsem v pohod�.
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Dnes nastoup� nov� kucha�.
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- Cht�l jsem ti to jenom ��ct.
- V�n�?
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To je fajn.
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Te� alespo� v�m, �e se Gary nevr�t�.
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Fajn, pry� u� jsou doby, kdy jsem
ze sebe d�lala blbce kv�li ��fkucha�i.
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To bude on.
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- Clive, m��e� vypnout tu hudbu, pros�m?
- Promi�.
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- Ahoj. Clive nem�l�m-li se?
- Ano, r�d t� pozn�v�m.
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- D�v�ata.
= Zdrav�m.
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Ahoj.
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Pro� d�l�m pukrle?
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Te� to budu muset vydr�et.
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Velice m� t��.
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Pardon.
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Pardon. To byl m�j pes.
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- Co?
- Ten zvuk.
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- J� myslel, �e to byla �idle.
- Taky byla.
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Tak to nebyl tv�j pes?
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J� nem�m psa.
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- ��kala jsi, �e ten zvuk je od psa.
- Mo�n� to byl tv�j pes.
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- J� nem�m psa.
- Tak p�esta� ��kat, �e ho m�.
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Fajn, tak�e tohle je Danny.
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# Sladk� mr�z m� v z�dech p�l�
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# kdy� jsi pobl� podl�h�m
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Jsem jak Danny z Pom�dy.
Ko�en� bunda, p��zvuk...
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# Tak u� poj�
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# kluka j� chci m�t
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# ty jsi v�n� objev m�j
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# jen a jedin� ty...
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Aha, u� jsme skon�ili.
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# a nikdo v�c, to je co ��ct
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Pardon, tahle melodie je vlezl�.
U� zase.
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# Oo-oo-ooh, l�sko...
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Hele, tamhle n�co je...
200
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Stevie, Stevie, Stevie,
Stevie, Stevie.
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- M�m novinky, kter� ti te� sd�l�m.
- Jsem jedno ucho.
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V restauraci je nov� ��fkucha�,
co vypad� jako b�h,
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a moje nov� j�
by ho cht�lo za milence.
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Jen�e moje nov� j�,
je hor�� ne� to star�.
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- To nen� mo�n�.
- Uprdla jsem si,
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svedla to na imagin�rn�ho psa
a je�t� p�ed n�m zp�vala.
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Vzd�v�m to.
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- Zkus znovu tu psycholo�ku.
- Ne, d�ky.
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P�edstavte si, �e va�e �zkosti
zapl�uj� balonek.
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Moje �zkosti jsou v�ude.
Zachra�te se.
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Dob�e, zah�j�m jarn� �klid,
i kdy� je, jak j� ��k�m, listopad.
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Koup� si novou postel.
Nem��eme sp�t na nafukova�ce.
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- Jedna z n�s by m�la odej�t.
- Kam bys �la?
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T�m se netrap. Jestli m�
po nudistick�m fondue
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tv�j otec nevezme zp�t, zatou��
po m�m perverzn�m kol��i.
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M�m ti koupit postel?
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Ne, koup�m si ji sama, d�ky..
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- Nezapome� kl��e.
- Nen� mi �est!
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Zapomn�la jsem kl��e!
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Nepanika�, vy�eneme ji.
Je n�co, co nesn��?
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Nev�m, v depresi nem��u myslet.
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Duchy, nesn�� duchy.
Ale jak mi to pom��e?
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Nelam si se mnou hlavu,
budu v pohod�.
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J� jen...
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Jo, ta je hezk�.
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M�me k n� bonus, matraci zdarma.
Kvalita 15...
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Kvalita, to je legra�n� slovo, �e ano?
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Ano, opravdu.
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Tohle je z�bavn�.
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- Sta�� jen p�idat bal�nky do kter�ch
se r�no sklouznete. - Bal�nky?
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- Jo, jsou skv�l� pro d�ti.
- Nechci je pro sebe.
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Chci, chci...
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- Tahle je p�kn�.
- Vyzkou�ejte ji.
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Mus�m obslou�it toho p�na.
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M� skv�lou pevnou kostru.
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Ta postel, ne ten p�n.
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Nechte m�!
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- Promi�te, m��ete mi ��ct, jakou kvalitu
maj� ty matrace? - J� nejsem...
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- Jo, kvalitu 15.
- A dod�v�te je smontovan�?
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- To netu��m a p�esta�te se m� vypt�vat.
- Nemus�te b�t nezdvo�il�...
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Promi�te, vy jste vedouc�?
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- Ta �ena je hrub�.
- J� nejsem...
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Neh�dejte se se z�kazn�kem.
Vy budete ta nov�.
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Omlouv�m se, madam.
Hned to vy�e��m.
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- Kde m�te jmenovku?
- Promi�te, ale...
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To mus� b�t ona.
Neh�dejte se.
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Pot�ebuji v�s ve skladu...
m�me nedostatek lid�.
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Tak si posp�te, �up �up!
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Mysl�m, �e se mi to
pon�kud vymklo z ruky.
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M� p��tele, Sandy?
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Sandy... to jsem j�.
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Nev�m.
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M� Sandy p��tele? To bych
m�la v�d�t jako Sandy, ne?
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M� Sandy p��tele?
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Ne, nem�.
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Fajn, v�era jsme si ��kaly, �e bychom
se m�ly absolutn� vzd�t mu��.
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V�, jak to mysl�m?
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V�m jak to mysl�.
To zn� skv�le.
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Pochytila jsem jej� p��zvuk.
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Vzd�me se mu��.
Do toho, sestry.
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J�, nepot�ebujem chlapy.
Je to tak?
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Je to tak, nem�m pravdu?
M�me chlap� dost, �e jo.
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- Jasn�. Holka, jdi do toho.
- M�m odej�t?
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Oh, ch�pu. Pardon,
do toho, holka. J� jdu...
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��k�m si, Sandy, d�v�e moje,
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u� se nenech� komandovat.
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- V� jak to mysl�m?
- Pr�v� jsem to �ekla.
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Co tady d�l�te?
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- Jsem Sandy. - Ne, nejste.
- ��k� kdo? - J�.
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Ty �i j�, didly d�.
Je ze m� Irka.
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M�la byste odej�t.
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Ne, dokud si neobjedn�m postel
se zam�stnaneckou slevou.
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Nenechte se komandovat, holky.
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- Vid�te?
- Do toho, Sandy.
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Kde jsi byla?
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M�la jsem sm�nu
v obchod� s n�bytkem.
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Ale hlavn� jsem objevila
novou vnit�n� Sandy.
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- Jo, kamar�dko.
- Sandy se mi l�b�.
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Je to ��slo. A �ekla... ne j� �ekla...
my... j� se vzd�v�m mu��.
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Rozum�? Vzd�v�m se mu��.
Je to tak.
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- Je tu chlap.
- Chlap. Promi�.
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- Je to chlap.
- Ahoj.
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Clive ��kal, �e tu pracuje�.
Hezk� kr�mek.
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D�ky. L�b� se ti moje cetky?
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Bez eufemismu.
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Pot�ebuju pr�vodce po okol�.
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Clive ��kal, �e jsi jedin�
svobodn� ve m�st�.
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J� jsem taky svobodn�...
289
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- Ano, to jsem j�.
- Proto�e odm�t� mu�e?
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- Ah, ano. Jo.
- To je �koda.
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Co to d�l�?
Nem��e� se vzd�t "jeho"!
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Nem��u to zru�it.
Vypadala bych zmaten�.
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Co� sice jsem, ale to utaj�me.
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- Sandy nen� zmaten�.
- Jdi do Dannyho.
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= Oh! Sandy a Danny.
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- Jestli ho nechce�, vytas�m sv�j �arm...
- Ani si...
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- A v�bec. Nem�m r�d "ne"...
- J� bych �ekla "ano".
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Odm�t� v�echny mu�e?
299
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Co kdybych t� pozval na ve�er?
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�ekla bych, �e ofici�ln� se t� vzd�v�m,
ale v m�m vzd�v�n� je odstavec,
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kter� ��k� tohle: "Kdy� p�ijde n�kdo
nov� a pozve �enu prvn� ve�er,
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v��e zm�n�n� �ena m� t�mto
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povinnost svolit a souhlasit."
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Prima odstavec. M�m r�d
siln� a nez�visl� �eny.
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Tak v�tej.
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Moje b�val� p��telkyn� �ila se
svou matkou. D�siv�, co?
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Mirando, vyprala jsem ti
stahovac� kalhotky.
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To ti vylep�� postavu.
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To je moje hospodyn�.
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- No dovol.
- Zve m� na rande.
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Zdrav�m.
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Jsem ukl�ze�ka.
Miss Penelopia.
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- Odkud jste?
- Z Polska.
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Mus�m j�t. Zapomn�la jsem aviv�,
aby pr�dlo nem�lo �molky.
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P�edstavte si:
Polky, ned�laj� �molky.
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- Fajn, tak zat�m. V p�l sedm�?
- Bezva.
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=Ooooh!
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- Mami, dneska zmiz� z bytu.
- Proto�e by mohl j�t k tob�?
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Mohl by, mohl, mohl...
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Honem, u� je dole. Nem��u uv��it,
�e jsi cel� odpoledne spala.
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Zkou�ela jsem svou novou postel.
Ty pun�och��e jsou mal�.
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Oh, zapomn�la jsem ti to ��ct.
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M�me v ob�v�ku obrovskou kozu
a ty jsi mi to zapomn�la ��ct.
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Je fajn, ne?
325
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,120
��kala jsi p�eci, �e matka
nesn�� kozy?
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Duchy.
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��kala jsem : Duchy. Kdo by m�l
tak vyhran�n� odpor proti koz�m?
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00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,880
No, p�i�lo mi to divn�.
329
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,240
P�esto sis to neov��ila?
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Neboj se, u� zmiz�m.
Jenom jsem koupila p�r v�c�.
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D�sn�, �e jo?
Brrr, koza.
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Hal�!
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Rychle!
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Hal�!
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- Ahoj. - Ahoj...
Jsi p�ipraven�?
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Ano, jen si vezmu sv� psan��ko...
Kabelku.
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Fajn slovo, to "psan��ko", �e?
338
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Jo, psan��ko.
339
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,240
Co to bylo?
340
00:21:54,240 --> 00:22:00,800
M-m-m-m-m�. J�, tolik se t��m.
M-m-m-m-m�! Tak p�jdeme?
341
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,360
Po�k����j na m�!
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# �ekni v�c, �ekni v�c...
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P�ni, m� kr�snej byt.
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Jej!
345
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:19,320
- Mohu si odsko�it?
- Jasn�, t�mhle.
346
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,000
To jsi pekla ty?
Co do nich d�v�?
347
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,840
Umm... Mouku, j�dlo...
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cetky... tretky.
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- Mu�k�t.
- Mu�k�t.
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Oh!
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J� miluju mu�k�t.
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00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:46,720
- Mami, co tady d�l�?
- Promi�, tv�j otec vym�nil z�mky.
353
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To m� nezaj�m�.
Rychle se schovej do lo�nice.
354
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Ahoj. Posad� se?
355
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,880
- Drink?
- Skotskou, jestli m�.
356
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,520
�patn� jsem t� odhadnul.
357
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,160
- Vezmi ty hezk� sklenice.
- Co?
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00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:12,400
Vezmi ty hezk� sklenice.
Mluv�m si pro sebe.
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Fajn.
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Jdi u�! Zmizni.
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D�ky.
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- Jsem r�d, �e jsi se mnou �la.
- J� taky.
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Nem�m v�dycky n�ladu vzd�t se
mu��, proto ten odstavec s v�jimkou.
364
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Naleje� mi je�t� jednu skotskou?
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Pros�m.
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P�ni. M� v�echno pod kontrolou.
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Je to v�n� sexy.
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Promi�, mus�m t� zastavit.
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To je �koda, jsi fakt "n�co".
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- ��kaj� to. - M��u t� zavolat?
- Jist�, m� moje ��slo.
371
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�au.
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M�m ho v kapse.
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Zesm��ovat... na deset p�smen.
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Zneva�ovat.
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00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,360
Kdo jsi?
376
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,760
V�erej�ek byl skv�l�.
377
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Zvl�dla jsem to.
378
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U� nejsem trubka.
379
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Ale jedna v�c tomu chyb�la.
380
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Gary!
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Ahoj.
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Zdrav�m.
383
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,540
Gary poslal tu pohlednici v�as,
ale dorazila a� po jeho p��jezdu.
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- Promi�.
- Promi�.
385
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Chce se mi bre�et, proto�e na n�j mysl�m
m�s�ce. Pro� je najednou zp�tky?
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- Mysl�m, �e ��kal, �e ho vyhodili.
- Opravdu?
387
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:46,160
- Mus�me zjistit, jak na tom je.
- Ano, ale co ud�l�me s...
388
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,560
Propustili m�.
Garyho smlouva po��d plat�.
389
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,560
Gary se vrac� zp�t.
390
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,740
Jestli se m�m vr�tit,
nechci aby to bylo trapn�.
391
00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:56,040
Trapn�? Tohle?
To je trapn�?
392
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,920
Co je trapn�?
Sm�n� slovo, "trapn�".
393
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,480
Na slov� "trapn�",
je n�co trapn�ho.
394
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,560
Psan��ko!
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00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,680
Ne, omlouv�m se, j�...
396
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,640
Chov� se divn�.
397
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,800
Zeptej se Garyho, jestli m� holku.
398
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,560
Jo, Gary, co ��k� tv� p��telkyn�
na odjezd z Hong Kongu?
399
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,080
- Nem�m p��telkyni.
- Gary mi nab�dl pr�ci v Birminghamu.
400
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,040
Mohl bych se poptat,
jestli je je�t� voln�.
401
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,840
Jist�. To bylo...
402
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,840
Zeptej se Garyho jestli nechce
pracovat v Birminghamu.
403
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,640
A ty nechce� pracovat mezi
gangstery, nebo se boj� nachlazen�?
404
00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:32,640
=Z�sah.
405
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:37,200
Rad�i p�jdu. M�m pocit,
�e jsem tady trochu nav�c.
406
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,240
Co�e? Ne, my jsme jenom kamar�di.
407
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,760
- Pr�v� se vr�til z Hong Kongu.
- Jasn�.
408
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,920
Tak sbohem.
409
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:54,560
- Trochu se to tu zm�nilo.
- Jo, to je m� druh� j�.
410
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:59,560
Miranda, mysl�m, �e ti koza
se�rala zdravotn� vlo�ky do bot..
411
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,120
Promi�te, ale mus�me probrat
�kody v restauraci tohoto p�na.
412
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:09,520
- To je ona! - Jsem Sandy,
p�esta�te se za m� vyd�vat.
413
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,680
Bal�nky pro Mirandu?
414
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,480
V�tej zp�tky.
415
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,520
Mysl�m, �e stejn� d�v�m
p�ednost tv�mu star�mu j�.
416
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,200
Poj� sem.
417
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,320
- Bal�nky?
- Ano, poj�te za mnou.
418
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,600
Vid�li jste...
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00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,000
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