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Wooldoor:
ooh, guys, guys, guys,
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Guys, guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys, guys, guys!
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Ha ha ha!
Oh, I love this!
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Guys, guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys--
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[bell chimes]
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Guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys, guys,
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Ha ha ha!
Guys, guys, guys!
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What?
What are you--
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[bell chimes]
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What the hell is
wrong with you?
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Aah!
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Your head is
freaking me out, man!
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What's that?
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What? Oh.
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We got a note
from the producers.
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We're having
a grocery competition.
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Grocery competition?
Note?
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Getting cocky?
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We have to fight
for our food now?
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These competitions
are bull-toot.
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My head's still all woozy
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From losing
the oxygen competition.
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[gasping]
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[laughing]
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For the food competition,
we were split into 2 teams.
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The winners would
eat like kings,
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But the losers would get
no food at all
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And surely starve
like mexicans.
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I'm gonna try real hard
to win for us, mr. Ham.
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I promise,
I won't disappoint you.
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Shut up, retard.
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Enough with the pep talk,
wooldoor.
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Remember, your ass is
on the line.
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Really?
Aah! Ooh! Hee hee!
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Hello? Ha!
Hello?
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[fart]
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Oh, hey, thanks.
Yeah, i'll try my best.
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[pfft]
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Oh, come on.
Don't make me say it.
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Everyone's listening.
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[pffft]
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Fine.
I--I love you, too.
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If you love it so much,
why don't you just marry it?
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The truth is,
we were married
for a brief time,
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But one day she gave birth
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To something that looked
nothing like me,
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And then jealousy reared
its ugly head.
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You going down, foxxy.
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That is,
after we kick your ass
in the competition.
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You don't know
who you messing with,
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So you best
check yourself.
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What?
I'm a superhero, missy,
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And I don't check myself!
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Not for you,
not for ticks,
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And not for melanoma.
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Captain hero:
our team had to invent
a low-carb cure for polio
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Before the other team could
put an egg in a bucket.
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It seems that every week my team
gets the easier challenge.
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It also seems
that every week
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I blow the producers.
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Ready, set, go!
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Ow!
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[dramatic music plays]
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[buzzer]
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[buzzer]
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[gasping
and straining]
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[buzzer]
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Ohh!
Ohh!
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For the love of allah,
who's great and merciful,
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Haven't you gotten rid
of that polio yet?!
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But, spanky--
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Toot: we won!
We won!
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We put the egg
in the bucket!
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Ah ha ha!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Fantastic.
No food for a week.
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And when I don't eat,
I don't crap.
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And when I don't crap,
I don't eat.
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Oh, you are so dead,
wooldork!
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Oh, spanky was right.
I blew it.
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And now I was dead.
Dead!
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Why couldn't I get rid
of my polio faster?
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I suck!
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
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[stumbles]
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[glass breaks]
aah!
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[bones cracking]
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
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Spanky: team "a" won
the grocery competition
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And more food than
they knew what to do with.
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Meanwhile, we weren't allowed
to eat a damn thing.
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[flies buzzing]
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[stomach gurgles]
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Quit starving so loud,
sockbutt!
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We wouldn't even be
in this mess
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If it weren't for you.
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Karate!
Ha-cha!
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[sobbing]
mommy!
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I was so, so,
terribly hungry.
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Oh, captain hero?
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You want a bite
of my delicious po' boy?
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[bones creaking]
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No, no, no.
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You got to say
"pretty please
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With a foxxy on top."
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I've never bowed
to any villain
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Or any asian person,
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Even thought it's
the polite thing to do.
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And I won't bow to foxxy!
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I will not.
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I'm a superhero,
damn it.
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I have my dignity.
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I was so happy.
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With an unlimited
supply of food,
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I could finally fill
the loveless void inside of me.
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[giggles]
toot.
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[chewing]
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[growls]
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[wooldoor crying]
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Wooldoor,
what's the matter?
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Spanky said my stomach was
making too much noise
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So he put it up
in that cactus.
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Oh, wooldoor,
spanky's just a bully.
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You have
to stand up to him.
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I do?
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¶ bullies are people
who hate themselves ¶
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¶ abused at age 6
or molested at 12 ¶
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¶ so they pick on others ¶
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¶ isn't it odd? ¶
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¶ because their real quarrel
is with god ¶
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¶ who's afraid of a bully? ¶
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¶ me ¶
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¶ not me ¶
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¶ for there are
much better things ¶
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¶ to be frightened of ¶
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¶ like people of color ¶
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¶ and gay homo love ¶
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¶ so stand up
to the bully ¶
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¶ stand tall and true ¶
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¶ just like jesus stood up
to those misguided jews ¶
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Wow!
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You're right!
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¶ now who's afraid
of a bully? ¶
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¶ not me ¶
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¶ no, not me ¶
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¶ when you stand up
to that bully ¶
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¶ he'll flee ¶
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¶ oh, yes, he'll flee ¶
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¶ like the pathetic, insecure
cowardly loser he be ¶
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Thanks, clara.
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I will stand up
to spanky!
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[ominous music plays]
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Captain hero:
my super stomach was
super distended.
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So, I decided
to put aside my pride
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And my mildly amusing
elephant underwear
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And return to foxxy.
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Foxxy,
i'm ready to say
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Pretty please
with foxxy on top.
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[scoffs]
sorry.
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That offer,
like my library card,
has expired.
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Now you gonna have
to do a lot more
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Than say "pretty please."
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[swallows]
mmm!
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That chocolate, child,
that is sanctified.
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Very well.
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Tell me what I must do.
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[whimpers]
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[burlesque music playing]
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[crying]
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All right, enough!
I'm done with yo ass.
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Go clean yourself up.
You disgust me.
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[sobbing]
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[crunch]
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[sobbing]
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Hee hee hee!
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Xandir: we were all enjoying
the food we won,
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But toot was gobbling it up
like a calnack beast
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On level blargon.
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[chuckles]
that's a little joke I tell.
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[deep voice]
ho ho ho ho!
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Pass me the han solo.
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Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
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Aah!
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Look at me.
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I'm so fat.
I'm disgusting!
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Oh, pshaw.
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You're not morbidly
obese, honey.
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[speaking japanese]
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[crying]
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Seeing the woodland
creatures appear
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During clara's song
gave me an idea.
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Just get her royal heinie
to sing again.
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I'll trap the critters,
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And we'll eat like dingoes
in a maternity ward!
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But those critters
are clara's friends.
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I'm not asking you,
wooldouche.
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I'm telling you.
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[scared]
c-c-clara says s-s-stand--
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J-j-jews.
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F-f-flee.
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Just do it
or you'll be lying
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At my feet in a pool
of your own blood
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And my urine,
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Which also has blood,
but it's my blood!
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Um...Clara?
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[swallows]
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Spanky's still bullying me.
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Could you sing me
your song again?
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Of course.
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What are dear and
faithful friends for?
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¶ bullies are people
who hate themselves ¶
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¶ abused at age 6
or molested at 12 ¶
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¶ so they pick on others,
isn't it odd? ¶
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[bell rings]
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[xylophone chiming]
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[raspberry]
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¶ because
their real quarrel ¶
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¶ is with god ¶
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Foxxy, it's me.
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I knew you'd come
crawling back.
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Yeah, well,
just for a sandwich.
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Heh heh heh.
Yeah, just for a sandwich.
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And what else?
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And some mustard.
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And?
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And--
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And more abuse
and humiliation.
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And maybe a pickle?
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Now, I don't know
if it's my need to break men
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Or captain hero's
inbreakanability,
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But foxxy love was
feeling things
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She never felt before.
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Was it love?
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¶ let me love you tonight ¶
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¶ there's a million stars
in the sky ¶
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Ooh-hoo!
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¶ let me love you tonight ¶
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¶ i'll make everything ¶
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¶ let me love you tonight ¶
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¶ there's a million stars
in the sky ¶
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Oh, yeah.
¶ let me love you... ¶
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Xandir: poor toot
was feeling fat and sad.
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It was up to me
to help her feel better
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About her disgusting,
revolting, and hideous body.
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Toot: ow!
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I worked on toot
with that lipo machine
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For, like, hours,
but to no effect.
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It didn't make any sense.
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I don't--
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The fat just
keeps coming.
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So much fat.
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Xandir:
ok, the lipo didn't work,
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But I wasn't about
to give up.
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I remembered, years ago,
when I was too heavy
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To make it through
the dungeon of horrors,
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I had to lose
some weight and fast.
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So, I put my sword
down my throat
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Like this.
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I don't have much
of a gag reflex anymore,
261
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,045
But if you do that
with your fingers,
262
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,646
You'll totally barf
and lose weight.
263
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,616
Well, I guess if I put them
in pepe le pew,
264
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,418
They can go in my mouth.
265
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,719
You were with pepe?
266
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,788
[gasps]
you minx.
267
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,724
Oh, no.
Not the pepe le pew.
268
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:42,094
My pepe le pew.
269
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,029
[gagging]
270
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:06,552
Spanky surprised us all
with this spectacular feast.
271
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,988
Spanky,
wherever did you get
all this tasty meat?
272
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:13,392
Uh...The meat blimp
crashed out back.
273
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,593
Meat blimp?
274
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:15,661
Oh, yeah.
275
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,363
That's how
they move meat these days.
276
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,366
Oh. Well, it certainly
was delicious.
277
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,834
In fact...
278
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:25,304
¶ this may be the best meal
i've ever had ¶
279
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,272
[squishes]
280
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:28,273
That's odd.
281
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,808
Where are all
my woodland friends?
282
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,310
[nervous whimper]
283
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,680
Wait.
Isn't that the meat blimp?
284
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,348
It didn't crash.
285
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,417
What's going on here?
286
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,685
Wooldoor?
287
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,987
Oh, uh--
i'm sorry,
288
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,856
But I asked you
to sing the bully song
289
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,190
So spanky could catch
your woodland friends
290
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:48,460
And cook them for us.
291
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,029
¶ meal ¶
292
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,032
Aah!
293
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,900
Aaaah!
294
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,202
Ha ha ha!
295
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,604
Ha ha ha!
296
00:13:58,605 --> 00:13:59,972
Where do you think
you're going?
297
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:06,278
[crying]
298
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,713
My dear little friends.
299
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,215
They're dead!
Dead!
300
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,483
Because of you!
301
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,985
Oh, god,
I am so sorry!
302
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,586
You said
you were my friend!
303
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,621
I am your friend!
304
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:16,889
You're a murderer!
305
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,058
I know!
I know!
306
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,726
Are you as turned on
as I am?
307
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,995
What?!
What the hell did you say?!
308
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,463
Oh, i'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
309
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,499
When I get upset,
I just say the craziest things.
310
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,701
Can I borrow 5 bucks?
311
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,603
Just go, wooldoor!
Just go...
312
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,740
To my bedroom!
My purse is in the top drawer!
313
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,776
There should be like 5,
maybe $10 in there!
314
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,611
[sobbing]
315
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,547
[mumbling]
316
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:51,223
[yawns]
oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
317
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,693
The cheese mistress is
gonna grate yo ass up.
318
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,096
[mumbling]
319
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,031
This isn't working,
is it?
320
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,466
[sighing together]
321
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,800
What happened to us?
322
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,503
I guess somewhere
between the nipple drilling
323
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:08,340
And the scrotal jackhammer,
we just drifted apart.
324
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,910
Maybe we were just 2 ships
passing in the night.
325
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,413
Maybe we was,
captain.
326
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,215
Maybe we was.
327
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,718
[instrumental music playing]
328
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,220
Oh, honey,
i'm so sorry
329
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,855
About you
and captain hero.
330
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:25,357
[sighs]
we had a good run.
331
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,092
We'll always have paris,
332
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,161
Which is what we called it
when I smashed his penis
333
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,130
With a lead model
of the eiffel tower.
334
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,265
Toot: check me out,
everyone.
335
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,901
[gasps]
oh, my god!
Look at you!
336
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:38,103
Ooh, lookin' hot!
337
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,973
Thanks, i've never
been happier.
338
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,174
Oopsy!
339
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,942
Feels like there's still
a morsel in there.
340
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,310
Better go purge.
[giggles]
341
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,115
[whirs]
342
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,550
Eww! You know,
343
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,353
I've been finding vomit
all over the house, too.
344
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,858
[toot gagging]
345
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,360
When I showed toot
how to barf up
346
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,228
Every single piece
of food she eats,
347
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,298
I never imagined
anything bad could happen.
348
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,733
We had to do something
before--
349
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,301
[gurgling]
350
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,236
I was beside myself.
351
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:12,805
Nothing could make up
for the atrocities
352
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,173
I had committed.
353
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,875
The least I could do was
give the woodland creatures
354
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,977
A proper send off.
355
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,748
Oh, don't bury me,
i'm not dead.
356
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,150
Ha ha ha!
You're alive!
You're alive!
357
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:28,120
Princess clara will be
so happy to see you!
358
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,121
Uhh!
359
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,789
Oh, holding out
on me, huh?
360
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,858
Hand over the chipmunk
and nobody gets hurt.
361
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,460
Except of course
the chipmunk,
362
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:37,396
Which gets gutted, eaten,
and eventually passed.
363
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,165
[whimpers]
you can't eat him, spanky.
364
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,734
I'm bringing him
to clara.
365
00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:42,668
[slap]
366
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:48,640
¶ bullies are people
who hate themselves ¶
367
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:52,411
¶ abused at age 6
or molested at 12 ¶
368
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,979
Huh?
Who told you?!
369
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:58,117
¶ who's afraid of a bully?
Not me ¶
370
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,518
¶ not me ¶
371
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,591
¶ he's not the only one ¶
372
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,793
¶ who can sing
from his heart ¶
373
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,329
¶ I have feelings
inside that-- ¶
374
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,664
Aw, fuck this shit!
375
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,803
I was nervous when foxxy said
the whole team wanted to chat.
376
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:21,340
What could they possibly want
to talk to me about?
377
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:25,678
[neck snapping]
[giggling]
378
00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:26,679
Toot--
379
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,280
[neck snaps]
[giggles]
380
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,049
We all know
you're bulimic.
381
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,650
We don't know how
you got started
382
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,951
Down this
horrible road--
383
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,420
But you're the one
who showed me how to do it!
384
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:37,956
All that matters now is
that we get you to stop.
385
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,926
Bulimia is
very destructive...
386
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,228
To our personal property,
bitch!
387
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,397
So what the toot am
I supposed to do?!
388
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,901
Well, the considerate
alternative is anorexia.
389
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,937
All the benefits of bulimia
with none of the mess.
390
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,272
Does it really work?
391
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,507
Of course it works.
All you have to do is
392
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,209
Make sure to look
in the mirror every day
393
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,811
And see yourself
as ugly and obese
394
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,479
No matter how much
weight you lose.
395
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,653
Hi, i'm toot brownstein.
396
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,021
I play toot braunstein
397
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,490
On the reality show
drawn together.
398
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:14,059
Tonight's episode dealt
with eating disorders.
399
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:17,496
[flute plays]
400
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,932
Thanks, guys.
Group hug.
401
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,133
Ohh.
402
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,102
Aah!
Oh, gee.
403
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:26,338
I thought that intervention
was gonna be pretty awkward,
404
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,240
But it wasn't
nearly as awkward
405
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,209
As what went down
later that day.
406
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:33,912
Oh.
[nervous chuckle]
407
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,115
Ho-ho.
Uh, foxxy.
408
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,583
How you been?
409
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,885
Fine.
And...You?
410
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:44,056
Uh, you know,
same ol', same ol'.
411
00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:47,459
It wasn't all bad,
was it?
412
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,863
No, no, we had
some good times.
413
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:54,066
¶ let me love you-- ¶
414
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:59,138
Yeah, well,
take care.
415
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,739
[crunching]
416
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,542
[loud cracks]
417
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:06,178
Nothing, huh?
Me, neither.
418
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,514
Oh, well,
thanks for trying.
419
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,815
Come on, blockhead.
420
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,151
Foxxy gonna give you
some good grief.
421
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,153
And spanky tried
to take him,
422
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,222
But I sang your song
and stood up to him!
423
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,591
Ohh!
424
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,660
I'm so sorry, clara,
for everything I did.
425
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,096
Oh, please, please,
forgive me.
426
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,432
Oh, wooldoor, I--
427
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,467
I forgive you.
428
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,302
You do?
Ohh!
429
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,770
Hug.
430
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,440
Wooldoor took responsibility
for what he did.
431
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:37,443
And besides,
to forgive is a mitzvah.
432
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,445
[crying]
oh, chipmunk.
433
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,014
I didn't know
I was leading you
all into a trap.
434
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,350
Can you ever
forgive me?
435
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,285
I forgive you,
my princess.
436
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,388
And don't worry,
I won't tell the others.
437
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,157
S-so, uh...
You won't tell anyone
438
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,726
That i'm indirectly
responsible
439
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,661
For the genocide
of your people?
440
00:19:55,662 --> 00:20:00,299
Uh...No.
Of course not.
441
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,868
[sighs]
442
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,537
I wish I could
believe you.
443
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,072
[neck snaps]
444
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,741
Mmm!
This is delicious!
445
00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:11,276
[belches]
446
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,947
Say, clara,
where did you get
all this tasty meat?
447
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,982
Um...
Uh...
448
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,118
The meat blimp
crashed.
449
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:24,823
[laughing together]
450
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,459
Wooldoor:
ah, you murdered him.
451
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,496
Captioned by the national
captioning institute
--www.Ncicap.Org--
452
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:33,399
[child laughing]
453
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:37,469
[neck snapping]
[giggling]
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