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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,199 Encoded By : Mostofa Kamalâ„¢ www.Facebook.com/Kamal.Md.Mostofa 2 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:04,545 I'm Chuck. Here are a few things you might need to know. 3 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:08,215 Ever hear of carbon monoxide? Stop sleeping in your van, Jeff. 4 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:11,301 I'm seeing things clearly for the first time in a long time. 5 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:12,720 Are you high? 6 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,972 The Intersect you uploaded, something's wrong. 7 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,433 There was a Trojan Horse hidden in the software. 8 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,643 That's why you're not acting like yourself. 9 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,603 Text messaged a breakup with my girl? 10 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:23,147 I can do better. 11 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:26,066 Morgan told anyone who wanted to hear he had Intersect. 12 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:29,069 Decker wants Morgan dead. 13 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:49,757 Stop! 14 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,219 Chuck. 15 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:57,139 Chuck, what the hell, man? 16 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,266 You stay away from that douche-cycle? 17 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:00,976 We gotta get you back to Castle. 18 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:04,438 The CIA knows you're the Intersect. You have a hit out on you. 19 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,399 Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Let's go, Let's go. 20 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,444 Don't freak out, though, okay? I am still the Intersect. 21 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:13,947 Not to mention, I happen to stand by my Monotracer's coolness factor. 22 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:16,575 - Please, okay? I'm gonna grab some... - No, no! 23 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:21,413 - Yes, I agree that it is okay to freak out. - Thank you. 24 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:25,459 The only reason there's a hit on you, is you got the Intersect in your head. 25 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,336 We need to get it out of your head... 26 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,880 ...let the CIA know it's over, and you'll be safe. 27 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,799 And a moron again. 28 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,009 Sorry. Moron still. 29 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:38,597 Okay, all right, how do we start that? Is Ellie working on something? 30 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,600 No, we, uh, called in the big guns. 31 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,368 So shocked you people are running out of money. 32 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,495 "Missile Command" is a part of our process. 33 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:05,457 All right, let's clean up this mess. Are you ready, Mr. Grimes? 34 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,335 Yes, ma'am. Let's do it. Let's get this mind-melting... 35 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:11,880 ...assassination-producing thing out of my head. 36 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:15,050 Don't worry, buddy, just sit back, relax, breathe. 37 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:19,012 So that's it? It's really over? Superhero no more? 38 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:23,809 Okay, all right, if you're absolutely sure this is the only way. 39 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,520 Morgan, look, trust me, I know how you feel, I do. 40 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:30,357 The Intersect is a lot of fun. But this is all for the best. 41 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,776 I know. I know, I do. 42 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,778 Can I just do one last thing first? 43 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:43,287 - You ready, buddy? - Ready. 44 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,500 - Wow. - Man, I miss the Intersect. 45 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:37,841 Okay, let's do this. Bye, Captain Morgan. 46 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,862 Okay, okay, wow, yeah, yeah. 47 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,156 - You all right? - Fine. Yeah, great. 48 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:07,287 - Relax, Casey. - That was for dumping Alex. 49 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:08,705 I get it. I get it. 50 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:11,500 The first thing I'm gonna do is apologize to her, okay? 51 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,169 But do I need to remind you that my mind was melted? 52 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,880 How's your memory? Remember Die Hard, Star Wars... 53 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,757 ...Chewie, Yoda, "Yippie Ki-Yay"? 54 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,801 It all kind of sounds like gibberish. 55 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,553 - It is. - I feel fine otherwise, you know? 56 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:27,391 My brain got rid of unimportant stuff. Which there seemed to be plenty of. 57 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:29,685 How long will it take to call the hit off? 58 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:33,939 I'll contact you when he's clear. Until then, Grimes, stay down here. 59 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,984 And the rest of you, don't make a mistake like this again. 60 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:41,363 - Uh, thank you, General. - Stop playing with government toys. 61 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,365 You have plenty of your own. 62 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,703 And we lower the babies to our chests as we breathe in... 63 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:52,499 ...and blow it out as we raise them back up. 64 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:59,298 In, out. 65 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:04,344 Oh, hey, guys. Grab a mat, join baby yoga. 66 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:07,764 - We can share Clara. - We'd love to, but we're kind of in a rush. 67 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:10,892 Hey. Hey, baby Clara. How's my favorite niece in the world? 68 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,602 Clara is a rad yogi. 69 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,396 I probably shouldn't say this... 70 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:18,150 ...but she's a way more grounded breather than these other jokers. 71 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,694 Wow, looks like you're really enjoying paternity leave. 72 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:24,197 I have adjusted 110 percent. I could do this forever. 73 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:29,453 Let's go ahead and put our babies into a teeny downward puppy. 74 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:30,704 - Hi. - Hi. 75 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:33,206 Hey, there's super dad's missus. 76 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:36,293 Uh, yes, Devon is really taking to the stay-at-home daddy thing. 77 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,587 He's gotten into mommy groups that wouldn't call me back. 78 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:39,921 - Hmm. - Wow, you're lucky... 79 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,548 ...he's willing to stay at home, heh. 80 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,134 Yeah, yeah, I'm a happy lady. 81 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,136 Happy lady, have a great day at work. 82 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,056 - Thanks. Have a good one. Bye, Clara. - Bye. 83 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:51,558 - Mommy loves you. - Say, "Bye, Mommy." 84 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,435 Bye, ugh. 85 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,313 How great are Ellie and Awesome, huh? 86 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,857 They're just a nice, happy, normal couple. 87 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,984 Yeah, they are. 88 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:04,321 - We aren't all that normal, are we? - No, no, not really... 89 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,156 ...but we're happy and we're nice. 90 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,825 It's just, you know, my best friend is being hunted. 91 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:12,996 His brain almost turned to mush. I haven't slept in nearly a week... 92 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:15,624 ...our family business is on the brink of bankruptcy. 93 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,793 We're spies who aren't allowed in the CIA. 94 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:22,589 I just think, you know, maybe we're at a fork in the road. 95 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:26,468 Well, you know, you wanna not be spying? 96 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,931 I just wonder what it'd be like to be a normal married couple. 97 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:35,435 Regular nine-to-fives, more taco nights, less evil cabals. 98 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:39,231 I know things have been a little crazy right now. Morgan's gonna be fine... 99 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,526 ...and we're gonna figure out this whole free-agent spy thing. 100 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:45,529 - Now that we don't have the Intersect? - Yes, even now. 101 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,079 Mm-hm, mm-hm, mm-hm. 102 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,289 Here we go. Here we go. 103 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:00,085 Oh, no. 104 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,259 Most of the assassins have been called off. 105 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,261 Most of the assassins? Okay, good. 106 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,513 That's like getting most of the brain tumor. 107 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,557 I don't understand what the problem is. 108 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:15,892 - The problem's name is Decker. - That's right. 109 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:18,228 The order originally came from his desk. 110 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,730 He ousted us from the Agency. What's his problem? 111 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:23,525 - He's not done with us. - Perhaps we should... 112 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,485 Good afternoon. 113 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:29,489 I hear we're having the most unfortunate little kill order mix-up. 114 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:33,785 Don't you ever interrupt my feed again, Decker. I am still your superior. 115 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,413 Morgan's Intersect-free. Call off this hit. 116 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,831 Oh, I really do want to. 117 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:41,126 But unfortunately, and probably not accidentally... 118 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,920 ...I also sent the order out to one outside contractor. 119 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:46,590 One who can't be recalled. It's sort of his thing. 120 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:50,302 - It's, uh, codename Viper. Ahem. - The Viper? 121 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,263 He goes completely dark once he's cashed the check. 122 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,182 Which, sadly, he's done. 123 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:57,684 - What does he know? - Just the name Morgan Grimes. 124 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,936 - That should do it. - That's all he needs. 125 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:02,689 The Viper's never had an uncompleted mission. 126 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:07,736 Why don't I leave you all with a little look-see at some of his, uh, famous kills? 127 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,991 So many dead people. 128 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,952 I'm gonna be down here for the rest of my life. 129 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,955 I have these broken relationships I need to fix upstairs. 130 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:21,583 Don't worry. Your name's not gonna be on that list. 131 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,043 No way. We're on it. 132 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:26,796 Yeah, leave it to the three friends you recently stabbed in the back. 133 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,173 Marked for death. It's kind of sexy. It's not terrifying. 134 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:13,051 Because my big bad spy friends are gonna take care of it. 135 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,719 Right, nothing to worry about. 136 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:18,557 All we have to do is lure out this Viper creature and neutralize him. 137 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:21,810 No reason we can't reason with him. The man's just doing a job. 138 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,770 There's no vendetta involved. 139 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:26,731 Maybe we can talk to him, contractor to contractor. 140 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,817 Like normal people. 141 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,740 Ooh! 142 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,035 Oh, man. 143 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:42,455 Jeffrey, you're not noticing I'm doing something interesting here? 144 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:44,583 Oh, sorry. What's up? 145 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:48,169 Okay, so listen, as you know, the big Salesman of the Year Convention... 146 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:51,673 ...is this weekend in Riverside. - But you never sell anything. 147 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,509 You eat Pirate's Booty and watch large-lady pornography. 148 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,679 But I rigged it so that every employee's sales this quarter... 149 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,348 ...have been logged under my name. 150 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:03,685 My friend, I'm going to be up to my eyebrows in popcorn shrimp... 151 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:07,856 ...and some sweet Inland Empire lady parts. 152 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:11,568 But what about the rest of us? Like, what if I wanted to go? 153 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:15,405 No, no, you don't. You like being number two. 154 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,158 - I made you number two, man. - I don't think I do. 155 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,536 You do. Stop spewing nonsense. 156 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,247 Sometimes I think you are a bad person. 157 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,458 Now, undo what you've done. 158 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,586 I know you'll feel better if you earn this on your own. 159 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:33,298 Son, are you reading a book? 160 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:37,510 - Yes, I am. - I'm gonna get my camera. 161 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:44,184 Let the reeducation of Morgan Grimes begin. 162 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,603 Oh, yes, I am so excited. What do I start with? 163 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:49,397 Easy. Star Wars. 164 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:54,861 I'm so jealous. Enjoy, while we sort this out. 165 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,739 And don't worry, the force is strong in this one. 166 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:58,948 Mm! 167 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,242 No idea what that means, but I am pumped. 168 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,705 - Well, have fun. - Okay, all right. 169 00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:09,834 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Casey, Casey. Want to watch Star Wars with me? 170 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:14,297 Uh, no. No, but hey, don't start with A New Hope. 171 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:16,716 Old ones, nobody likes that. Phantom Menace. 172 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,260 Everybody loves Phantom Menace. 173 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:24,432 Hey, you're all right. Thanks, man. Yeah, sure. The Phantom Menace. 174 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,851 Heh, yeah, this is gonna be awesome. 175 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,854 - I'm sorry, who is this again? - Jeffrey. Jeffrey Barnes. 176 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:34,359 - You know, from the Buy More. - Oh, hey, Jeff. Wow! 177 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,320 You sound normal. 178 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:39,781 We need a decision on who will be chosen to go... 179 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,325 ...to the Salesman of the Year weekend in Riverside. 180 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,745 Our manager cannot be located. 181 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,248 Huh. 182 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:52,335 You know, let me, uh... Let me call corporate and I'll let you know. 183 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:55,588 - Great. Thanks, Chuck. - Bye. 184 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,300 I know how to find the Viper. 185 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,429 So I've talked to corporate... 186 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,223 ...and it turns out that the Salesperson of the Year... 187 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:10,937 ...and winner of the coveted weekend in Riverside, California, is... 188 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,606 Morgan Grimes. 189 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:17,610 Are you pulling my considerable chain? 190 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,280 Grimes has barely shown his face in weeks. 191 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:24,200 - I love the boy, but it's true. - No, no, no. Guys, guys, guys. 192 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:26,786 Do you not see what's happening? This is a fix. 193 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:31,207 It's obviously fixed. Now, you know what? I revolt. 194 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:34,043 - I revolt. Who's with me? - Yeah! 195 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,715 Listen, I'm disappointed, too. 196 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:42,552 But aren't we all still lucky to be here? 197 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,346 Working at a great place, in a down economy? 198 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,683 Surrounded by our great-looking Buy More co-workers? 199 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,936 Selling fine goods to the people who haven't discovered Amazon. 200 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,522 So what if we just use this as a wake-up call... 201 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,650 ...and vow to work even harder for the next year? 202 00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:58,985 Yeah! 203 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,616 This is, heh... 204 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,869 I don't know what this is, but I like the new work ethic, Jeff. 205 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,497 You keep that up. I gotta go. 206 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:18,004 So here's the plan: We send Morgan to Riverside. 207 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:23,218 We make it as public as possible, so that the Viper hunts him down. 208 00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:25,929 But before he can strike, we do. 209 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:30,183 And after all this is over, Morgan can be just a regular guy again. 210 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,103 Okay, yeah, put myself out there, allow myself to be hunted. Yeah. 211 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,480 Hmm. 212 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,398 Now, not to sound like a baby... 213 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:42,237 ...but without the Intersect, it does seem a bit more terrifying. 214 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:44,489 It won't be as hard as you think. 215 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:03,591 Hi. I'm Morgan Grimes. 216 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:24,737 All these nice people. Wonder which one is trying to kill me. 217 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,906 Hello, Buy Most-ers! 218 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,995 And welcome to all the Salespeople of the Year. 219 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:35,748 Now, I say salespeople, because some of you are even ladies. 220 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,711 So good for you. Another crack in that ceiling. 221 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,673 We're gonna have to get that thing fixed. I'm just joshing, just joshing. 222 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:48,094 Grab a yard of margaritas and get your mingle on. 223 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,805 Well, Morgan, you ready to get your mingle on? 224 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,349 So ready to get my mingle on. Thank you. 225 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,602 - Casey, you good? - We're up and running. 226 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,770 Remember, I need pulse bio-feedback. 227 00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:01,524 Finger-pads don't give us lie detection unless you're touching the subject. 228 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,651 Touch the subject, see if they're lying. 229 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,945 If they are, perhaps they wanna kill Chuck. 230 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,406 If they aren't, I grab another crab puff, heh. 231 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,910 Okay, stay alert. All we know is that the Viper kills at close range. 232 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,954 That's why he's so accurate, but that only means no sniping. 233 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:18,625 He could use poison, so just watch your food and drink intake, okay? 234 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:22,462 Okay, he has strangled, knifed, drowned, and there is a pool here. 235 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,341 - So, you know? - Got it. Lots of ways to die today. 236 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:31,179 Okay. Once we identify the target, I'll move in and neutralize him. 237 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:35,099 Yeah, not normal husband-wife conversation. 238 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:54,285 Uh, Morgan Grimes, Burbank Buy More. And where are you from? 239 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:59,248 Champaign-Urbana. Heh, prettiest place on God's sweet earth. Ha, ha. 240 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:04,462 That's where I was born and, uh, where, God willing, I will die. 241 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,384 Yep. He checks out. 242 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:14,013 As you know, we're all just visitors in this sweet corn festival that, uh, is life. 243 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,808 Poor sucker thinks that's true. 244 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:21,229 Well, it's nice to meet someone who loves where they're from. 245 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,773 And you? You're looking a little flushed there. 246 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,858 - You running a fever? - No. 247 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,444 Always get red after my ninth or tenth. 248 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:29,862 Irish blood, you know? 249 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:33,741 Just a race to see if our noses or our hearts will explode first. 250 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,538 Either way, though, we're dead by 50. 251 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,582 Oh! 252 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,253 Yep, true, too. 253 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,422 You guys are too much. I'm gonna take off. 254 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,590 Hold up, you. Shots, shots, shots. 255 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:53,136 Aw! Man, Crazy Bob, you're killing me. 256 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,682 Literally, this is terrible for my liver condition. 257 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,351 Hey, there you go. 258 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,062 You're the new guy. Got you a special one. 259 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,150 Drink it. Drink it now. 260 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,486 - Drink it. - Please drink it. They're so loud. 261 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:17,618 Oh, he took it down. He took it... Ha, ha. 262 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,788 Oh, you are welcome. Crazy Bob's shots will kill you. 263 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,833 You're a lifesaver. 264 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,760 - Yep. He checks out. - Oh. 265 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:34,969 Randy, come on. 266 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:39,140 - Leave the pretty lady alone. - Heh, thank you. 267 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:43,144 I am sorry about how all these leeches are gonna paw at you all weekend. 268 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,353 And also wildly jealous. 269 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,857 - Hi, I'm Linda, heh. - Hi. Sarah. 270 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,318 It's, uh, very sweet of you. 271 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,862 So, um, seriously, how do you look like this? 272 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:56,699 Ten years at Buy More, I can't keep my face out of the cheese balls. 273 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,827 True. The lady loves her cheese balls. 274 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,831 - Clear. - Hi. 275 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,626 - She's good, too. - Oh, I like your... 276 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:08,836 Clear. 277 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,674 True. It checks out. Clear. 278 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,887 All clear there, Jim. Nothing in the old eyeballs. 279 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:23,851 Easy, buddy. This gets you into the buffet. 280 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,070 Oh, sweetie, Mama's gonna be home soon, I promise. 281 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:37,782 No, I promise and I'm gonna bring you a treat. Yes. 282 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,205 - Uh, is everything okay? - Oh, hi. 283 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,708 I'm just being stupid. My son has a cold and... 284 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,628 - I feel bad I'm here. - Oh, I understand. 285 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,257 - I'm Jane. - Uh, Sarah. 286 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:57,176 Sarah. I'm here with my husband, Morgan Grimes. 287 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,264 Walker, move your hand. You just checked yourself. 288 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,433 Passed, too. You're getting pretty good at this lying thing. 289 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:08,396 I promise I'm not one of those women who can't be away from her family. 290 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,356 It's just been a while, you know. 291 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,526 I think I've been a mom and a "wife" for so long, I... 292 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:16,737 I've sort of forgotten how to be a regular person, you know? 293 00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:20,116 - Oh, I do. I really do. Heh. - Heh. I used to know how to have fun. 294 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,370 I came to one of these things before I was married. 295 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,875 Crazy Bob and I led 18 people in a midnight skinny dip. 296 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,212 - Clear. - It sounds like you're the lady... 297 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,882 ...I'm gonna stick with. You know everybody here. 298 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,384 Oh, better. I know what everyone looks like naked. 299 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,597 No. 300 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,435 Oh, my God. 301 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,365 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 302 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,811 Wait a minute. Oh, my gosh. 303 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:33,522 I have to ask you something man-to-man here, okay? 304 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:37,109 Did I like Phantom Menace? I would rather scratch out my eyeballs... 305 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:40,279 ...than to listen to that Jar Jar Binks anymore. 306 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:44,367 Ay, yi, yi, I don't know, maybe my brain has changed. 307 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:48,204 Hmm. You know what hasn't changed? My feelings for Alex. 308 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:53,459 Yeah, if there's one thing I remember it's that I was an ass and that I love her. 309 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,170 The crazy thing is, she changed her phone number. 310 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,130 Wondering, maybe you can help me out? 311 00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:02,343 Tell her you had a secret supercomputer in your head, made you into a jackass? 312 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,763 No. Nothing left to say. It's over. 313 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,184 Hey, oh... 314 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,981 I lied. Start with the originals. You love those. 315 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:18,484 - Really? Thanks, man. - Hmm. 316 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,112 - Thanks. - Oh, hey. 317 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:27,243 Just so you know, Darth Vader, Luke's father. Leia is his sister. 318 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,913 Still mad. 319 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,420 So all of a sudden, right... 320 00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:41,507 ...after years and years of lunacy, Jeff is smart... 321 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:45,636 ...because it turns out he'd been sleeping in his van for years... 322 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,681 ...with the engine still running. The guy wasn't a moron. 323 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,474 He was actually brain damaged. 324 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,813 Two of our Buy Morons actually contracted scurvy. 325 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,064 - What? Scurvy? - Yeah. 326 00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:01,277 Turns out they'd been subsisting solely on the candy from the snack aisle. 327 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,487 They didn't even know anything was wrong... 328 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,407 ...until they started seeing their teeth in the jujubes. 329 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:13,372 Man, the, uh, Buy More never fails to provide dinner table fodder. 330 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,793 My kids ask for funny customer stories every night at bed. 331 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:21,922 Hey, hey, hey. Best job ever. 332 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,716 - Cheers. - Cheers. 333 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,634 - Cheers. - Who needs another round? 334 00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:27,386 - I do. - Me, me, me. 335 00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:28,763 I'll come with you. 336 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,268 - I kind of love it here. - I know. 337 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,604 They're, like, the nicest people in the world. 338 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,022 We've checked everybody... 339 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,525 ...and everyone is exactly who they say they are. It's amazing. 340 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:44,862 And here we are, lying, all suspicious. 341 00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:49,325 I think Jane wants to be my friend. She asked me out for coffee, heh. 342 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,037 - She's the Viper. - What? No, no, no. 343 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,957 She passed the test. And I think that she just really likes me. 344 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,921 Honey, you're right. Of course. Of course she does. 345 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,590 Duh. It's just my stupid suspicious spy brain. 346 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,467 It doesn't matter anyway. 347 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,804 I'm not really sure what type of friendship is founded on lies. 348 00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,555 But we should focus anyway. 349 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:14,058 I'm sure the Viper is zeroed in on you by now. 350 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,603 We need to lure him out and get you alone and vulnerable. 351 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,275 Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. 352 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:24,902 - What? - What? 353 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,904 I've had too many, I'm going to bed. 354 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,948 - Come on, Morgan. - No, no, no. 355 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:33,119 Hey, there's poker later and probably another less-clothed swim party. 356 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:39,583 I would love nothing more than to see you do a naked cannonball, Irv. 357 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,795 Keep it on, keep it on, keep it on. I need to lie down. 358 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:46,632 - I think the sciatica's acting up. - Yeah. I think I'll call it too. 359 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,883 Bob. What? 360 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,510 - There we go. - Good night. 361 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,762 - Come on. See you tomorrow. - Yeah. 362 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:55,474 Yeah, I gotta call my family before they hit the hay. 363 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,268 Yeah, one of my kids had a big game today. 364 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,477 Oh. 365 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:01,605 That's a lie, Chuck. 366 00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:09,738 Well, no, Omaha's no St. Louis, but we have a good time. 367 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,909 Sally, in her day, ooh, what a looker. 368 00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:15,953 Yeah, Corn Princess in 1987. 369 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:23,169 - Nope, still lying. - Oh, heh, well, this is me. 370 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:24,587 Oh. 371 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:29,425 Guess I'm just gonna be in here. All by my lonesome. 372 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,635 Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. 373 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,850 - Grimes. - Hmm? 374 00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:39,810 I shouldn't have joked about bedbugs. 375 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:43,606 They cost the hospitality industry millions of dollars a year. 376 00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:49,653 Wrong thing to say. 377 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:10,132 Yep. I'm alone and vulnerable. 378 00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:19,767 Hello, Sarah. Come in. 379 00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:23,354 I've been watching you. 380 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:28,359 You've got a cute little persona going on. 381 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,736 But I can spot a girl in a costume. 382 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,448 You know, I'm not what I seem, either. 383 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:50,464 Yeah. I like costumes, too. 384 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:59,515 You're not going anywhere until you hippity-hop over here. 385 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:06,063 It's party time. 386 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,070 It was the bartender. 387 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,202 Yeah, not everybody here is normal. 388 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:23,831 Huh. 389 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:31,255 Whoo! Yes. I'm not gonna die. Hey, Viper. Suck it. 390 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,592 - Can I go home now? - Yeah, buddy. You're good. 391 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:38,053 We're not letting this guy go till he acknowledges the hit's off. 392 00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:40,889 Which he's being very stubborn about doing, I might add. 393 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:45,227 Go ahead, nod your head. Do it. Yep, hit's off. No more killy-killy. 394 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,730 This is not how it's done, hmm? 395 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,983 First, we have to get Decker to rescind the kill order... 396 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:54,695 ...but we'll handle that, Morgan, so, you know, I think you're free to go. 397 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:58,115 And if you go anywhere near Alex, you're gonna be on another hit list. Hmm? 398 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:05,122 - I'm sorry, buddy. You doing okay? - Yeah. You know. 399 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,000 I wish he'd give me the number so I can explain to her. 400 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,045 Don't give up, you know? You gotta keep trying. He's a tough one to crack. 401 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,090 You know, uh... 402 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:20,220 It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission. 403 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:25,434 - Uh, truer words have never been spoken. - A stitch in time saves nine. 404 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,021 Mm-hm, lead a horse to water. 405 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:30,981 Just... 406 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:33,692 Hmm. 407 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,819 Hey, I gotta make a call. 408 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:39,490 Jane asked me for a drink, and this is gonna take a while, so I have to... 409 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,910 No, no, no. Go. Casey and I can take care of the Viper handoff. 410 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:46,872 Really? You mean, like, I can go and have an actual normal friend? 411 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,000 We saved a man's life not having to use the Intersect... 412 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,002 ...just awesome husband-wife spy work. 413 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,380 Maybe we can have some normal friends, too. 414 00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:58,425 Okay. Well, I'm going to go have a drink with a friend like a real live person. 415 00:27:58,968 --> 00:28:01,261 - Have a great time. - Thanks. 416 00:28:01,971 --> 00:28:04,973 Jeff, you have shown incredible improvement in motor skills... 417 00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:07,309 ...language ability, reflexes, memory. 418 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:10,813 - It's like you're an actual person now. - Thank you. 419 00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:14,817 I have started to see a lot of things more clearly. 420 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,903 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Mommy. 421 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:21,907 Hi, muffin. Mommy missed you. Yes, she did. 422 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,201 I've never seen such a perfect case study... 423 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:27,746 ...for an article on effects of multiyear carbon monoxide poisoning. 424 00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:29,581 We could get published. 425 00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:32,126 Why don't you come by the hospital? We'll look. 426 00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:35,295 Let me see your belly. Let me see your belly. I could eat you. 427 00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:37,798 Let's go out here and see some fun stuff. 428 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,383 Your woman is not happy. 429 00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:44,221 - What are you talking about? - Fresh air has made me intuitive. 430 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,182 That woman wants to be home with her child. 431 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:50,602 She'll never say it, but it's true. 432 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,111 - Alex. - I am not here to talk to you. 433 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:03,323 - I'm here to see my dad. - I just wanted to apologize, that's all. 434 00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,576 There's nothing you can say to make it okay. 435 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,828 You are just not the man I thought I loved. 436 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:10,956 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. Hey. 437 00:29:11,624 --> 00:29:14,752 You want the truth? You ready? 438 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:18,589 I had a supercomputer in my head, okay? And it was melting my brain. 439 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:45,699 Keep walking. Normal thoughts. 440 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:49,703 So how do you like working private sector? 441 00:29:50,371 --> 00:29:53,123 It's hard, right? Figuring everything out... 442 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,959 ...choosing the right small business accounting program. 443 00:29:56,544 --> 00:29:58,712 You're probably not feeling too chatty. 444 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,424 Probably feeling bad we took down the best so easily. 445 00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:09,681 Probably too easily. 446 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,936 We were supposed to catch you. 447 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:26,740 - Sarah, wait. Don't move. - Oh, my God. What? 448 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,659 We're trying to be normal and all... 449 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:32,412 ...but if we were in spy mode we'd think it was interesting timing... 450 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,748 ...that you made a new friend... - I'm Jane. 451 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:37,793 Who wanted to hang out with you immediately post-mission. 452 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:41,296 A new friend who was as good as I was at passing a lie detector. 453 00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:45,676 And we might wonder if the Viper didn't use a decoy, like we did... 454 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,303 ...to make Morgan feel safe and come out of hiding. 455 00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:52,057 And we might think that getting rid of his guards by, say... 456 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:56,228 ...planting a car bomb might be a really great way to go. 457 00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:06,405 Okay, here's a spy thought: Don't move your foot. 458 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,407 Okay. 459 00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:14,580 I'm looking for Morgan Grimes. 460 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:21,044 You have to understand this all happened a couple years ago. 461 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:24,047 I can't give you names, details because it's confidential. 462 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,717 But there were e-mails and there were supercomputers. 463 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,468 It wound up in my brain. And I zoomed. 464 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:32,306 My word, not theirs. The supercomputer that I got was flawed... 465 00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,224 ...which is why all this behavior... 466 00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:35,893 ...was happening. I'm sorry. 467 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:39,563 You have to believe me. My brain was melting. You know? 468 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,857 You look overwhelmed. I'll let you process that. 469 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,822 I'm sure the manager's around here somewhere. 470 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,534 - I'll find him. - Got to go now. 471 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:55,954 No, Morgan. What are you doing? Seriously. You always do this. 472 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:04,463 You little barbarian son of a bitch. 473 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:24,274 Oh. Help, help. Help. Skip, pull the fire alarm. 474 00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:29,988 Someone plug the hose. Everyone run to safety. I'm saving you. 475 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:33,408 No apologies for any of this, Jeffrey. I just needed you back, man. 476 00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:35,327 Pineapple. 477 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:55,597 Yep. Yep. That's a bomb. And it's a nice one. 478 00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:58,266 Okay. 479 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:01,228 Listen to me. This is what's happening, okay? 480 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:04,773 There is an elusive assassin and she is hunting me, okay? 481 00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:08,819 - You are legitimately insane. - What? No. No, no, no. 482 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,613 Please, please, look, look, look. 483 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:18,036 - Okay. It's all right, stay calm. - Okay, she's there. 484 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:19,413 I know, I know. 485 00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:23,792 I'm gonna rip your face off. 486 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,502 No. Shh, Casey, listen to me. 487 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,130 We have the wrong person. The real Viper is a lady. 488 00:33:28,297 --> 00:33:30,173 And she's here, hunting us. 489 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:35,846 Northeast corner of the store. Get Alex to the broom closet. 490 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,598 You wanna live, you're gonna take care of my daughter. 491 00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:41,518 Of course. Listen to me. 492 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:44,062 We're gonna move when I say move, okay? 493 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,275 Move. 494 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:52,779 I'm getting some texts. 495 00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:56,700 Jane is in the Buy More and Casey's locked in the Castle. 496 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,077 We'll be there in less than 90 seconds. 497 00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:02,330 Okay. Uh, you remember how to do this, right? 498 00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:07,085 Yeah. Yeah. Maybe, kind of, yeah. I think so. It's normally the red wire. 499 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:11,715 Or the green wire. It's normally the red or the green wire, I'm not really sure. 500 00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:14,968 - I want you to wait in here. - Okay. 501 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,471 Don't you move till I get back. She's after me. 502 00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:19,848 - I'm not gonna put you in danger. - Okay. 503 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:21,683 I love you. 504 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:27,064 You don't have to say it back at me. Would've been romantic but it's fine. 505 00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,483 It's fine. Good. 506 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,908 I can't believe I trusted Jane to be who she said. 507 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,993 I must have been desperate for a friend. 508 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:43,538 Oh, hey, hey. Don't beat yourself up. 509 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:50,295 And don't move your foot, really, because this is a very nasty bomb. 510 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:51,963 - Up with the leg. - Okay. 511 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:56,343 Keep that leg. Up with that leg. There we go. There we are. 512 00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,526 - Hello. - Jane? 513 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,862 Jane, it's Sarah. I'm so sorry I'm running late. 514 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:19,991 I'm having a really bad day and I just need somebody to talk to. 515 00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:24,204 Well, just come to the restaurant. We'll workshop it. 516 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:28,041 No, I'm so upset, I don't think I can drive. 517 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:31,419 Well, just get in the car, turn it on and get here. 518 00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:35,882 - I can't. My hands are shaking. - Honey, look, I'm really sorry, okay? 519 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:38,385 I'm not gonna be able to help you right now. 520 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:39,761 - I gotta go. - No, wait. 521 00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:44,266 Jane, I want to tell you something. I feel really badly. 522 00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:47,686 You've been so open and honest and sweet with me... 523 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:50,856 ...and I'm excited to have a new friend. - Yeah? 524 00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:56,570 But I've been lying to you. About a couple of things. 525 00:35:57,905 --> 00:36:00,866 I'm a spy. Boy, it feels good to say that to a real friend. 526 00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:04,995 You're amazing at what you do. I really trusted you. 527 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,873 - And I don't do that very often. - Well, you shouldn't. 528 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,168 Wait, wait, stop. I have your bomb. 529 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:16,089 Which means it's disarmed. Bye. 530 00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:25,140 Thanks. I thought maybe stepping into the middle of this... 531 00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:28,018 ...might have been a bad idea after all, so... 532 00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:32,022 I miss knowing kung fu. 533 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,318 Remarkable work. 534 00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:38,945 The Viper's perfect record has been broken. 535 00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:40,739 Uh, boom. 536 00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:43,241 - Suck it. - Sorry about that, sir. 537 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:46,161 I'm obviously relieved the mix-up was righted. 538 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:48,705 I would never want you to complete your mission... 539 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:53,001 ...after the CIA called it off. I am one of the good guys. 540 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:56,379 In front of these witnesses, on a recorded feed, the hit is off? 541 00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:59,299 Yes. It's official, the hit is off. 542 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:01,718 All right, our business here is done. 543 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,930 Good luck running a spy business with no Intersect, huh? 544 00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,473 See you never. 545 00:37:07,516 --> 00:37:09,434 He's a quippy bastard. 546 00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:14,231 - Can someone get us out of this hole? - My pleasure. Follow me. 547 00:37:16,859 --> 00:37:19,736 - Decker took that well. - Yeah, he did. 548 00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:22,072 I'll take care of it. 549 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:34,042 - So we need to talk. - Whatever. 550 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:37,420 We're no longer friends, I get it. Like I care. 551 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:41,091 I do care. I wish you were a better person. 552 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:45,428 But unfortunately, you need to learn there are repercussions for your actions. 553 00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:49,516 - Hmm. - So you're under arrest. 554 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,311 What? 555 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:56,564 - For what? - Attempted homicide. 556 00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:00,026 Jeff. 557 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:01,695 Jeffrey. 558 00:38:01,862 --> 00:38:03,363 You have the right to remain silent. 559 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:07,450 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 560 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,831 Morgan, we're not gonna get back together. 561 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,083 You told me you were done with spy life... 562 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:18,336 ...and clearly you lied to me in a million different ways. 563 00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:23,883 You're my hero, but you are not my boyfriend. 564 00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:26,678 - Okay. - I'm sorry. 565 00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:31,057 - No, it's okay. I get it. - But, um, we can still be friends. 566 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,602 And I'm really glad we're both here tonight. 567 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:36,980 Me too. 568 00:38:37,189 --> 00:38:40,900 We're putting out some hors d'oeuvres if you guys wanna come in. 569 00:38:41,235 --> 00:38:44,612 - Is my dad here yet? - Uh, he's coming a little late. 570 00:38:46,615 --> 00:38:49,784 You haven't said anything yet that made me think you're still the man. 571 00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:53,705 I have a reputation to repair. This will get done. 572 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:57,584 You need to understand, however, that I have to protect my cover. 573 00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,044 Obviously. Which means... 574 00:38:59,211 --> 00:39:02,088 Neutralizing everyone who knows who I am. 575 00:39:02,256 --> 00:39:06,885 Walker, Grimes, Casey, Bartowski, Casey's daughter. 576 00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:13,308 You have approval on everyone but Bartowski and Walker. 577 00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:15,352 Now get it done. 578 00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:23,026 John Casey. 579 00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,239 Your life is over if you... 580 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,384 So tell me about your day. Fun parts only, please. 581 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:51,888 Hmm. Fun parts only. Well, this week, I had to pose as Morgan Grimes. Heh. 582 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:55,517 You would need some serious hormone injections to get a beard like that. 583 00:39:55,684 --> 00:39:58,645 Okay, okay. Fortunately for me, my wife likes me baby smooth. 584 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:02,732 I do. My husband was the best human target a wife could ever ask for. 585 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,693 Aw, this is fun. Talking openly about our days. 586 00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:08,321 - It's the best. - Hey, everybody. 587 00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:10,448 - Sorry, I'm late. - No, perfect timing. 588 00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:13,243 - We're about to sit down. I'll trade you. - Thanks. 589 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,245 Hey, Dad. Where were you? 590 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:18,164 - Oh, just had an errand to run, heh. - Oh. 591 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:24,879 May I? Cheers. 592 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,056 Uh, I'd like to make a toast. 593 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:40,812 Chuck and I have been a little sad this week that we aren't normal people. 594 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:44,274 I've been having a hard time with the fact I have no real friends. 595 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:48,236 But I look around here at all of you today and I realize... 596 00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:49,904 ...that because of Chuck, I do. 597 00:40:50,072 --> 00:40:55,660 Nobody in the world is closer than we all are. So, thank you and cheers. 598 00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:57,120 Cheers. 599 00:40:58,372 --> 00:41:00,498 I, too, have an announcement. 600 00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:03,042 - I'm going back to work. - Well, what? 601 00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:05,211 Wait, I thought you were happy at home. 602 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:08,923 No, I was just putting on a front, you know? I was going nuts. 603 00:41:09,091 --> 00:41:12,635 Ellie is stepping up and taking care of baby Clara for a while. 604 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:16,431 Yes, it was too soon for me to go back, anyway. I missed her too much. 605 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,683 Yeah. She's totally saving me. 606 00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:22,312 One more mommy and me class, I would've lost my mind. 607 00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:28,359 - Hey. - Hey. 608 00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:32,614 Ahem. I wanted to tell you that you could probably, uh, ixnay on the killing me thing. 609 00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:35,074 Because I'm not gonna bother Alex anymore. 610 00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:38,661 Hmm. You should move back in. 611 00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:41,873 - Really? Uh-huh. 612 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:47,003 - Got you a gift. - Come on, really? 613 00:41:48,255 --> 00:41:51,007 - Indiana Jones. Mm-hm. 614 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,301 - I like these? - You did. 615 00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,470 Holding out on me? Is this the only three? 616 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:58,515 You're not, like, keeping the good ones for yourself or... 617 00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:01,226 - There's just the three. - Thanks, man. 618 00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:07,857 Hey. I got it. Ahem. 619 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,905 - Decker, what is this? - We're looking for John Casey. 620 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:15,114 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 621 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:19,786 John Casey. You're under arrest. 622 00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:22,288 For murder.52219

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