All language subtitles for My Girlfriend is an Alien S2 EP27

♪I upset you for
being willful and spoiled♪

♪But you're not showing any emotions♪

♪Until you're defeated by my cuteness♪

♪I'll then consider
leaving the solar system♪

♪The universe has gravity♪

♪You're my fatal attraction♪

♪The path of half the universe♪

♪Can't stop me♪

♪I have this homeless kind of sadness♪

♪But you're as warm as the sun♪

♪Across tens of millions of light years♪

♪Just to be loved by you♪

♪I love you like how
a satellite pursues a planet♪

♪You're the attractive danger
flying by the asteroid belt♪

♪Wandering for
tens of millions of light years♪

♪Just to be found by you
and keep you here with me♪

=My Girlfriend is an Alien S2=

=Episode 27=

(Sunny Apartment)

Here. Slowly.

I'm thirsty.

Are you?

Here.

I see there are biscuits.

Biscuits.

Have some biscuits first.

Fang Lie is preparing a hotpot.

If I had known I would
be so happy being injured,

I might as well let
Jiang Shiyi hit me harder.

Don't be ridiculous.

Okay.

This time,

Jiang XI has consumed a lot of energy.

When he wakes up,

I don't know how to
complete the mission.

Don't worry.

I kept a lot of hormones
in the Research Department.

I'll send it to him some day.

Didn't you say all the hormones

were destroyed?

If I didn't say that,

how would I get you to
return to my company

and pursue you again?

You're so cunning.

Brother, the hotpot is ready.

I'm starving.

Where is it?

My...

Here it is!

Stop.

Xiaoqi.

No more pig brains for you.

It's not auspicious.

Think about it.

What does it mean?

It means to brainwash you.

Have some lobster instead.

It means letting you stay.

Let me boil it for you.

Look. It's so big.

Come on. Let's clink our glasses.

Cheers!

I am

really happy and blessed now.

Our lives

are finally back on track

and you two lovebirds
are finally back together.

That filthy Jiang Shiyi.

I've long despised him.

You see,

not only is he handsome,

he's also overly solicitous.

This kind of person

is either a loser

or has bad intentions.

I don't think

he would have been so obsessed

if it wasn't for the genetic match.

By the way, Xiaoqi,

what is the percentage of your match?

We are

99% compatible.

It seems to be
the highest score ever recorded

on Cape Town Planet.

- Well...
- That's high.

Where's the pig brain?

Xiaoqi, I think

you should eat some pig brains.

It's good for your brain.

Xiaobu.

You, too.

Have some pig brains.

Okay.

Pig brain.

Are you upset?

No.

Why should I?

Your genetic matches

are only data extrapolations,

not based on your feelings.

I don't think it makes any sense.

Exactly. I'm glad you're not upset.

You are the best.

Have some more.

Mr. Fang, the Research Department

is working on the mass
production of hormones.

The results will be available soon.

During this period,

Ms. Chai will also be following up
on the progress of the experiment

to ensure that
the quality of the hormone

is the same as that of
the direct purification.

This is the upcoming work schedule.

Do you have any other instructions?

Are you sure you and Jiang Shiyi

can't break the genetic match?

Genetic match? What is that?

Are you still bothered about it?

Your Cape Town Planet
is so backward thinking.

You don't even have
the freedom to marry.

Cape Town? Where is that?

Are you looking down on aliens?

Who are you to speak ill
of my home planet?

Aliens? Who?

I just don't want my girlfriend

to be 99% compatible with someone else.

Can anyone

answer my questions?

Xiaobu is a robot.

She is in a cross-species relationship

with Fang Lie.

They can't even calculate

their genetic match,

but they both don't care.

What's with the robot?

Then I'll have the tech department

come up with a program

to check the compatibility value of

couples of different species.

What's going on here?

I feel like my worldview is collapsing.

Stop thinking about it

and be more open-minded, will you?

Do I know too much?

I'm not going to be extorted, am I?

No, my curiosity is not important.

The problem now
is that they are arguing.

As a good assistant,

I have to help them
resolve the conflict.

Mr. Fang, although I don't understand

the meaning of genetic
matching in Cape Town,

I do know that there is only one way

to test the compatibility of two people

on Earth.

Meeting the parents.

Students,

the topic I am sharing with you today is

the Code of Conduct for Meeting Parents.

In fact, it is the same

as meeting leaders.

You know that

everything they say is just courtesy,

but you have to pretend
that you are convinced

in order to get closer to them

and win their favour.

Note it down.

One more thing, Xiaoqi.

Tomorrow, Zhou Siqin
is likely to target you.

So be prepared.

Why?

You can imagine

with your toes.

Fang Leng is her step-son

and Fang Lie is her biological son.

So when it comes to
her own daughter-in-law,

she will definitely treat
her real daughter-in-law better

than her step-daughter-in-law.

You have a point.

Oh, no. I've ripped her off before.

Gosh, I'm so nervous.

This is making me panic.

It's okay.

It's normal to be nervous

when meeting the parents
for the first time.

I still remember my first time.

I really envy Fang Leng and Fang Lie.

Going home is a routine for them.

They don't have to get prepared

as much as we do.

Exactly.

Do we have to memorise all this?

Yes, we do.

- This is too hard.
- Why are you guys here?

Chai.

Just in time. I'm giving them a lecture.

Why don't you join them?

Lecture?

Yes.

The Code of Conduct for Meeting Parents.

Xiaoqi.

This is my father's favourite tonic.

Give it to him
when you visit tomorrow.

That's a lot.

This is my mother's

favourite brand of bag recently.

Tomorrow, tell her

that you queued up

to buy it for her.

What's this?

There is a cake that my father likes,

but it was too late to order.

It's okay. We'll make it ourselves.

- Seriously?
- And this.

- Yes.
- All of these.

By the way, I've prepared a few outfits.

Pick out one for me to wear tomorrow.

Okay.

Where are you going?

I haven't finished the lesson yet.

It's just getting started.

(Sunny Apartment)

♪Across the huge outer space♪

♪Missing you with affection♪

♪Plant it on your forehead♪

♪A flower called eternal♪

♪Love is like♪

♪Walking in this exclusive sky♪

♪Care for each other
and seal up the trouble♪

♪Even though day passes♪

♪And four seasons interchange♪

♪The wish to love you♪

♪Will never go in vain♪

Son, welcome home.

Mum, I'm back.

Hello, Mr. Fang, Mrs. Fang.

- I miss you so much.
- I'm back.

Hello, Mr. Fang.

I miss you, too.

Dad, give me a hug.

You're just going home.

Why do you bring home so many gifts?

These are from Xiaobu and Xiaoqi.

Here, Mr. Fang.

We made this cake for you.

I hope you like it.

I've also bought a lot of ingredients.

I'll cook a meal for us.

Xiaoqi, welcome.

Thank you.

Mrs. Fang, and this.

Don't just stand here.

Come on in.

- Come on.
- Here, my son.

Okay.

Dad, I'll cook for you later.

Okay.

This doesn't seem to be

the same as what Chai said.

Women on Earth are complicated.

Cheer up.

Don't worry. I'm here.

Let's go.

Cheer up.

All right.

Thanks.

Take the ingredients.

Did you and your father quarrel again?

Quarrel?

What do you mean?

I don't see you two

getting along really well.

This is

a norm for us.

Do you think this is normal?

You only talk a few words

and treat each other with courtesy

as if you are strangers.

Isn't that how fathers and sons are?

There are some things

that we just keep in our heart.

What's your name?

Kubri.

How old are you?

20.

What do you do for a living?

She's a cashier in a milk tea shop.

I'm not asking you.

Why are you interrupting?

Take it easy.

Hello, Mrs. Fang.

You can call me Xiaobu.

You are not bad looking

and you have

a decent body.

But you have a bad posture

and bad taste.

I bet you're from a small family.

You don't deserve

of our Fang Lie.

Mum, what are you talking about?

The first step in conquering the parents

(Miss Chai, Little Classroom)
is to read their minds.

(Miss Chai, Little Classroom)
Find out exactly what they like.

(Miss Chai, Little Classroom)
Use it as a topic

to draw them closer

and gain their trust.

Mrs. Fang, this bracelet
is an antique, isn't it?

Of course.

My best friend

sold it to me cheap for my birthday.

I'm told it's an antique
from the Yongzheng period.

It's thick and natural.

Such a fine piece of jade.

However, the year is wrong.

It is not from the Yongzheng period,

but from the Republican period.

Are you serious?

If you don't believe me,

you can have it appraised.

This...

I knew it.

Zhang Cuihua could not be so generous.

She sold it to me cheaply

and turned out she took advantage of me.

I'll give her a good lesson.

Do you know how to identify gemstones?

I know a little.

Help me identify all these.

You must keep this necklace.

According to the current market,

its price will double
within three years.

Really?

The next time I see that Zhang Cuihua,

I'll show her

what the real luxury goods are.

Mum, isn't this necklace

a bit too old-fashioned?

What do you know?

Don't speak nonsense.

The second trick to conquer parents

(Miss Chai, Little Classroom)
is to cater to their tastes.

(Miss Chai, Little Classroom)
You have to agree

(Miss Chai, Little Classroom)
with their tastes.

Don't show your personality

and express different opinions.

It will only make you look bad.

This necklace

is the baroque style
of the European royal family.

If worn by an ordinary person,

it does look awkward.

But on your neck,

it makes you look

more elegant.

Really?

I think so, too.

However, this necklace

doesn't really match your make-up today.

Let me fix it for you.

Do you also know makeup?

I know a little.

So

what style do you think is better?

(Analyzing style)

Got it.

Sprinkle a generous amount of salt,

then stir

and let it marinate
for about ten minutes.

How much is a generous amount?

Well, it is not written here.

Just put it according
to your experience.

I usually cook western-style meals.

I'm not really good at home cooking.

How can such a grown man

not even know how to cook?

A teaspoon of salt.

A teaspoon of salt.

Two tablespoons of soy sauce.

Soy sauce.

Add some chicken powder.

The temperature is too high.
You're going to burn the eggplant.

This is fine.

Too low.

You need to make sure
the sauce is absorbed.

Dad, here you go.

You are such a good cook.

I used to help
your mother with the cooking.

I learnt a lot from her.

This fish-fragrant eggplant

was your mum's favourite dish.

She liked to

crisp up

the eggplant skin

when she cooked it.

Dad.

I remember mum enjoyed this dish

when I was a kid, too.

She made it almost every day.

When I first met your mother,

she loved to eat fish.

However,

after she got sick once,

she was allergic to fish.

Your mother always
had a craving for it.

She just couldn't hold it in.

So

I learnt to make this
fish-fragrant eggplant.

This is also
the first dish I made for her.

Okay.

I remember when I was a kid,

mum loved to make egg custard, too.

When I was sick,

mum would feed me a bowl of it.

Egg custard?

You know what,

I made that for you, too.

You?

Your mother couldn't control the heat.

So the steamed egg custard

would either too mushy

or taste a little bitter.

You were sick

and you didn't have a good appetite.

I was worried
you wouldn't be able to eat.

So I would

make a new bowl for you every time.

I actually learnt to cook

from your mother,

but I learnt this fish-fragrant
eggplant and egg custard

all by myself.

Why didn't you tell me then?

It's not a big deal,

as long as you like it.

Xiaoqi.

Come over.

Try it.

It's delicious.

A man who can cook is attractive.

You're such a bad cook.

I'm sure only Xiaoqi

would love you.

Dad.

Here.

Xiaoqi.

I'll leave him in your hands.

Rest assured.

This hairstyle is so pretty.

Xiaobu.

I wish I had known you earlier.

Actually, hair and clothes

are just a help.

The point is that
you look young and pretty.

So look good in anything.

Xiaobu.

You're such an honest lady.

Indeed.

Fang Lie.

Look at you.

Can't you see Xiaobu is tired?

Why don't you pour a cup of coffee?

I thought you didn't need me anymore.

Xiaobu, come with me.

Here.

Look.

What would look good

with this ruby necklace?

The colour is brighter.

Coffee.

- It's hot.
- I think...

My clothes!

Oh, no.

No.

Don't use your hands.

Oh, gosh.

It's stained.

It won't wash off.

You're good for nothing.

Mum, I didn't mean to.

The third trick to conquer parents

(Miss Chai, Little Classroom)
is to be attentive.

Elders like witty
and smart young people.

(Miss Chai, Little Classroom)
If you can help her

(Miss Chai, Little Classroom)
solve some small problems properly,

her impression of you
will be doubled instantly.

Don't worry.

I have a way.

Leave it to me.

Xiaobu.

This must not get wet.

Mum, just trust her.

Just give me a few minutes.

(Activating high frequency vibration)

Fang Lie.

Mum, why are you staring at me?

Fang Lie.

I don't think you're
good enough for my dear Xiaobu.

What?

Your dear Xiaobu?

I am your son.

I think

the eldest son of
the Zhang Group is not bad.

I'll introduce her to him

when she doesn't want you anymore.

Hold on.

I was worried that
you wouldn't like Xiaobu.

Now I'm wondering

if your fondness for her
is a little too much.

No.

Look at Xiaobu.

She's not only pretty,

but also smart and capable.

She is an expert in jewellery,

makeup and style.

You, on the other hand...

What else do you have
besides long legs?

I can draw.

I even won a competition.

What's the big deal?

What?

Fang Lie, didn't you promise me

that you would never draw again
and that you would study hard?

Mum, calm down.

I can explain.

It's not what you think.

I didn't miss any classes

when I was competing.

- Don't worry.
- You...

Mum, don't hit me. I'm sorry.

I will never lie to you again.

I was just afraid you'd be angry.

I was wrong. I'll never draw again.

You are an incorrigible liar.

Do you think you can study seriously

if you spend

most of your time drawing?

Mum.

Don't call me that. I'm not your mum.

I don't have a son like you.

Nowadays, the children
of many big bosses

want to inherit their family business

so they can enjoy a good life

and avoid hardships.

What about you?

You keep fooling around.

This is my dream.

Dream?

Dream.

It's just a dream.

In reality, you have to be practical.

You can live your dream now,

but you'll regret it

when you can't sell your artwork

or feed yourself.

I'm begging you.

Please study hard.

If you have time,

go to the company to adapt.

It's better than drawing.

My contest piece

is now valued at

nearly RMB1,000,000.

I can survive with
this amount of money.

A million is nothing.

Son.

Are you saying that

someone is offering
RMB1,000,000 for your painting?

But I rejected the offer.

I drew that especially for Xiaobu.

Wait.

Can you really sell
a piece of art for RMB1,000,000?

Fang Lie.

You can take it

as your side job.

Look, when you get home from work,

you can draw one every day.

It would be better

if each one sold for a million.

Then you'll make a fortune.

Son.

When did you learn to draw?

Xiaobu taught me.

If it wasn't for her,
I wouldn't have participated

and won first place.

What?

Did Xiaobu also teach you to draw?

Mrs. Fang, I've cleaned it.

Already?

It's perfectly clean.

Xiaobu, you must be tired.

Here.

- I'm fine.
- Sit down.

Xiaobu.

It's really a shame

that such a good girl like you

likes my son.

Not at all.

Sit down.

Xiaobu.

You see, Fang Lie

seems to be a bit naughty

and childish at times.

I hope you don't despise him.

Actually, he is

very kind

and responsible.

You can rest assured.

You know what?

Adult children living at home

can be difficult for parents.

When the time is right, seize it.

Xiaobu.

Look at Fang Lie.

He's not young anymore.

If he doesn't get married now,

he won't leave this house.

I think

you two should settle down.

Mrs. Fang, are you
approving of our relationship?

From now on, you must treat him well.

Rest assured.

I will take good care of him.

I mean,

you must teach him to draw well.

Each piece of art

should be valued at RMB1,000,000.

If they're all sold,

you two will be rich.

Mum, why do you always talk about money?

You know nothing.

You silly boy.

Xiaobu, try this grape.

It's sweet.

Isn't it?

You eat some, too.

Here.

Mum.

Since you are in good mood,

I have a confession to make.

Actually, I didn't go
to campus a while ago.

I lied to you about

Cape Town University.

I've been drawing
at a studio all this time.

What?

How dare you!

- You...
- Mum.

- Mum.
- I'll teach you a good lesson.

I'm sorry. Please stop.

Brother.

What's going on?

I'll check it out.

Make a vegetable dish for Xiaoqi.

Look in the fridge.

Okay.

Sure.

Fang Lie is really something.

I guess superpowers are more convenient.

Silly.

Didn't you say superpowers are great?

It's because I'm hungry.

I'll be quick.

Here you go.

What a feast.

- Let's eat.
- Okay.

Mr. Fang made all of these.

Bravo.

You flatter me.

He is a great man indeed.

Dig in.

Eat up.

Dad hasn't started eating yet.

Drop the courtesy. Eat up.

Xiaoqi.

Here's a big hairy crab for you.

Fang Lie.

I'll serve you a bowl of soup, Xiaobu.

The 83rd trick to conquer parents

(Miss Chai, Little Classroom)
is to give priority to elders.

This trick is mainly used
in table manners.

(Miss Chai, Little Classroom)
Remember.

When you eat with his parents,

always give the best food
to his parents.

Proritise them over you.

Mr. Fang.

Have this hairy crab.

Thanks.

Mrs. Fang, after you.

Don't be shy.

The food is getting cold. Eat up.

Thank you.

Fang Lie served it to you.
You can have it.

Go ahead, Xiaobu.

Mum, I'll serve you, too.

Such a silly son.

It looks yummy.

Xiaobu, don't be shy.

Here.

Mrs. Fang, eat up.

Here you go.

Try this.

Okay. Eat this.

Okay.

Here.

Cheers!

Xiaoqi.

Fang Leng hasn't
come to pick you up yet?

He should be here soon.

The office is nearby.

I can go on my own,

but he insists to pick me up.

You don't understand.

Love is really simple,

but we often make it complicated.

He's actually doing this to
show that he cares about you.

Silly.

Why couldn't you even
hold a cake properly?

Seriously?

I can't believe you're complaining.

I made this cake for you.

Gosh, it's ruined now.

No choice then.

You're so cheeky. Stop fooling around.

I don't like it.

Okay, I'll stop.

Give me a hug.

Okay.

Enough.

Stop it.

Han.

Mr. Fang, we have news
from the Research Department.

The mass production is a success!

This batch

has the same smell

as the one I made.

We can proceed with the production.

Mr. Fang.

The last trial release
of pheromone perfume

was already sold out.

The Marketing Department said

we've doubled the number of orders

this time around.

People are anticipating it.

Let's restock it soon.

No problem.

I will proceed with the blending.

No, Xiaoqi. You can
do it some other time.

You've just returned. No rush.

It's okay.

Why don't you help me?

Okay.

Let's start.

This must be it.

Mr. Fang.

Our partner has arranged
a meeting with us this morning.

They are already here now.

Let them wait a while.

No. Don't keep people waiting.

Go ahead.

I can do this alone.

Go ahead.

All right.

Give me a hug.

Give her a kiss.

A kiss?

Two kisses.

Go ahead.

Don't get too tired.

Go now.

(What's wrong with me?)

Master.

After the hormone is
completely broken down,

your powers seem to
be stronger than ever.

I didn't expect it either.

This hormone

probably has some kind
of special element in it.

Not only can it
enhance my survival ability,

I even become more powerful.

However, the breakdown process

was so difficult

that if I hadn't held out,

I would have died.

What is this?

Fang Leng sent this hormone element

while you were in a coma.

He probably wants me to leave sooner.

If we transmit the return signal now,

how soon can
the spaceship arrive?

Given the speed of the ship
and the distance of the planet,

it should take at least half a month.

Master, are you sure
you want to leave this time?

How is Xiaoqi?

Xiaoqi has been with Fang Leng.

She also visited
Zhou Siqin and Fang Shida.

She's been at the milk tea shop today.

However, I detected

a loss of control in her powers.

If my calculations are correct,

this must be the 76th day

that Xiaoqi has been on Earth.

Why did my superpowers

suddenly become like this?

(Xiaobu.)

(There seems to be
something wrong with my body.)

Ms. Chai.

Yes?

I've recently hit
a bottleneck in my writing.

I don't know how to continue the novel.

A lot of readers want to see

a more sadistic storyline.

So

I want to give the heroine
a sudden terminal illness.

Can't they just stay sweet?

Why all of a sudden?

The sea is calm before the storm.

They have been
happy together for so long

that people are already
tired of the storyline.

I need to spice it up.

For example, a sudden incident.

Writing is not easy.

It focuses on rhythm.

Are you having too much free time?

Mr. Fang.

Xiaoqi.

The sample of the perfume

have been sent to the production plant.

It will be officially
launched in a few days.

Really?

I'll take you to dinner after work,

okay?

Tonight?

Sorry,

Xiaobu just told me
she wants to see me.

I need to go back to her.

So I may not be able to eat with you.

I'll get going.

But I...

Maybe next time.

Bye.

What's wrong?

Are you okay?

My stomach hurts.
I need to go to the toilet.

Xiaoqi!

Stomach ache?

(Analyzing data)

(Body function is normal)

According to my diagnosis,

your body is normal

and there is nothing wrong with it.

Nothing is wrong?

Then why can't I use my powers?

Coming.

What brings you here?

Xiaoqi.

Shiyi, why are you here?

How is your body recovering?

- I was so focused on saving...
- I'm fine.

I've recovered.

Here, Xiaoqi.

You should be worried
about your physical condition.

What do you mean?

We, Cape Townians,

must maintain our survival energy

if we are to stay on Earth.

You've been on Earth too long

and your energy is almost depleted.

Last time you defended
Fang Leng from another attack.

So your energy is draining fast.

I don't care if my energy is draining

or I can't use my powers,

but why have I been dizzy today?

This is the warning signal

your body is sending you.

Xiaoqi, follow me back
to the home planet.

No.

If I go back, I have to
separate from Fang Leng.

Xiaobu, can you help me check

how long I can survive on Earth

if I don't use my powers?

(Survival time
Exporting)

(Survival time
Around 28.6 days)

No more than a month at most.

Your body will get weaker

and you will eventually
feel tired even walking.

Don't tell

Fang Leng about this.

Fang Leng, why are you here?

Is Xiaoqi here?

She's inside.

Xiaoqi.

Why are you so absorbed in thought?

The latest flavour of fried chicken.

Fried chicken?

It's for your midnight snack.

Have you had enough
fried chicken lately?

You're looking lethargic all day long.

That's not it.

Don't you want to eat?

I'm on a diet.

I'll eat it tomorrow.

I was just thinking.

It seems like since we've been dating,

you've always known what I like

and done things for me,

but I never seem to

do anything for you.

Do you have something in particular

that you would like to do?

I love you.

So everything I do with you

is what I like.

All right.

How about this?

Is there anything you'd like to do most?

You can

make a wish list

and I'll fulfil it for you

from tomorrow onwards.

Okay.

Go and think about it.

- I'll do it tomorrow.
- Go now.

Come on.

- Write more.
- Xiaoqi.

Go now.

Come on.

Let's hug.

Okay.

Go now, okay?

Okay.

Goodnight.

- Xiaoqi.
- Goodnight.

♪Whenever you're approaching me♪

♪Why is it familiar and strange
at the same time?♪

♪The hidden memories
are triggered suddenly♪

♪The flashing images
bring back my heartbeat♪

♪I'm afraid that I'd forget♪

♪You're the reason I followed♪

♪The faithfulness in my palms♪

♪Only when you're holding tight♪

♪That I can stand still
even when things are against me♪

♪Even though the story goes back in time
and starts all over♪

♪I'd never forget the gentleness
deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment
to fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever
to forget about you♪

♪I'll always remember your true love♪

♪I want to own nothing else
besides that♪

♪Even though the story goes back in time
and starts all over♪

♪I'd never forget the gentleness
deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment
to fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever
to forget about you♪