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Mm. There are 5,000
channels on this damn box
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and I can't ever find
what the hell I want.
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E-S-P-N.
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Just a regular goddamn remote.
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I told you what you need to do.
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You need to cut all of that off.
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You know, the cable,
the electric, the gas.
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All of it, just...
[CLICKS TONGUE] cut it off.
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Nigga, you know I'm not doing that.
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Why not?
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'Cause I ain't no hipster
living with his sister's
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girlfriend's cousin picking
boysenberries or some shit.
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Nigga, I'm rich.
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Plus, you can't stream everything.
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What can't you stream?
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You know, man, shit like the news.
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- Huh?
- The news, my nigga?
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- This nigga said "the news."
- Are you 80 years old?
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Yes, nigga. Yeah, the news.
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Yeah, I watch that.
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I want to stay informed and shit.
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That's why I watch CNN.
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Isn't CNN that place
where you take your kids
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to play in the fountains?
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Look, you want to know
if somebody died, TMZ.
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You want to know if
someone's canceled, Twitter.
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You want to know what's going
on in the Black community?
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ALL: Shade Room comments section.
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- Exactly.
- Or Lipstick Alley.
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Right. Right.
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Yo, y'all heard about
that Crank Dat Killer?
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Crank Dat what?
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DARIUS: Wait, man, Wait.
I heard about this theory.
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Most of the Black
murders that have occurred
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in the past year and a
half have all been linked
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to a common denominator.
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All the victims made
"Crank Dat" dance videos
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back in the day.
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- What?
- EARN: Yeah.
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I-I didn't believe it either, but...
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this dude on Lipstick Alley,
man, he did his homework, man.
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He cited his work and everything.
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Yeah, I mean, I believe him.
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Soulja Boy just better watch his back,
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- that's all I know.
- [EARN LAUGHS]
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Yeah, it's a good thing none
of us made "Crank Dat" videos,
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'cause this guy seems pissed.
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DARIUS: And whoever did, man,
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they better watch their back.
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You know, I bet you he got
tabs on 'em and everything.
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EARN: Yeah. The FBI
wants to talk to anybody
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who's been to the Pool Palace, you know,
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in the past ten years.
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[EARN AND DARIUS LAUGH]
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No, I heard the killer got,
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like, white glasses like Fabo.
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He come in, he like...
[HUMMING ROBOTICALLY]
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- He got a knife.
- Yeah, and with the... [GRUNTS]
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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You all right, man?
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Hmm?
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- [SIGHS HEAVILY]
- ♪ Ah... ♪
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♪ Soulja Boy off in this ho ♪
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♪ Watch me crank it, watch me roll ♪
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♪ Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy ♪
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♪ Then Superman that ho ♪
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♪ Now watch me crank
that Soulja Boy... ♪
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Look, man, it was 2007, all right?
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I-I trapped in the
parking lot of GreenBriar
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the entire summer.
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It was hot, it was boring.
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I must've ate about a hundred
Pretzelmaker pretzels, man.
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Of course I fucked around and
made one of these videos, man.
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Look, if you sold drugs in Atlanta,
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you made a "Crank Dat" video, okay?
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So me and my homie
J-Berg, we recorded this.
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And this has been on the
Internet the entire time?
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Man, J-Berg posted that shit.
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I would call his ass and
tell him to take it down,
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but then the nigga would
have my phone number.
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Plus the nigga's probably dead.
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Gotta be real with you,
uh, even I don't like this.
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But, you know, look, it got 25 views,
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so you could be in the good.
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The killer may not have even seen it.
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Nigga, I ain't worried about no
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goddamn "Crank Dat" killer, man.
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Hey, look, see if you
can get this scrubbed
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off the Internet, Earn, all right?
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The last thing I need is
niggas hyped over this story
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finding my ass, all right?
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All right.
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♪ Then Superman that ho... ♪
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Mm.
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You know, when you look deeper into it,
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spiritually it's a little deeper.
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You see, our roots...
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kind of deal with dancing.
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No, you don't gotta
do that. This is bad.
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- It's real bad.
- [VIDEO STOPS]
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♪ Slime ♪
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♪ Okay, shit, I just
woke up in an animal ♪
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♪ I just woke up in a Lambo ♪
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♪ Flawless baguettes
and an orange Richard ♪
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♪ I just had bust
down a cantaloupe ♪
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♪ Niggas want beef and
I'm tryna be vegan ♪
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♪ But fuck it, bae,
bring a can of smoke. ♪
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- Whoo!
- [CLAPS HANDS]
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'Aight, 15 minutes to record a track.
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That gotta be a record. [CHUCKLES]
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[EARN GROANS]
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Man, why is it so hard
to get sneakers nowadays?
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Me and Darius are trying to get these
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Nike Miracles, man.
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The shit sold out in, like, 30 seconds.
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Yeah, man, resellers got
the game fucked up, man.
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Might as well be shoe gentrification.
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Hey, why don't you just call Nike
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and have 'em send you a pair for me?
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I already did. They
told me to go to hell.
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It is what it is, man. Sorry.
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Hey, man, bounce that
track back from the top.
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- Hey, Paper Boi.
- Yo.
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There's a guy in the next room over
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that wanted to pop in and say what's up.
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Some guy named Doug?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, tell him it's cool, man.
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You can tell him it's cool.
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Who? Doug? What?
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Nigga, man. No, some...
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- He's a rapper: Some Guy Named Doug.
- Oh.
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He always trying to get me on
a track with his ass and shit.
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Man, I mean, he a cool dude,
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but his music sound like ass, nigga.
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- Yeah, his music does suck.
- Yeah.
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Great guy, though.
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
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Aw, there he go.
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- Ha ha! Paper Boi!
- Ah...
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What's going on, Some Guy Named Doug?
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I knew I heard you in
here. What's good, man?
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Oh, man, you know, laying it down, babe.
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Shit, you in here cooking up?
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You know, you know, on the regular, man.
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Yo, we should get on a song together.
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Oh, man, man, I would
love to do that, man,
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but I'm on my way out, man,
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and the system just crashed, my nigga.
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- Wow. Really?
- Yeah, man.
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Well, what you been working
on? Play me something.
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Oh, man, I can't 'cause the
speaker's busted, too, man.
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Oh, you can just email it to me.
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And the motherfuckin' Wi-Fi down, too.
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- All this shit connected, nigga.
- What?!
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I've been trying to tell
these niggas to get a router.
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Damn, every time, man.
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Look, one of these days
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we gonna get on a song together.
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- Hey, man, I'm down.
- 'Aight?
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- Yeah.
- One day.
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- One day, nigga.
- 'Aight, man, I'm-a call you.
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- Hey, you could text.
- Okay, I'm-a text you.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- I got some new beats, too.
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- Fire!
- All right. Yeah.
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- I'm-a send it to you.
- All right, you do that.
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You do that, you do that you do that.
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- That's cool.
- [DOOR CLOSES]
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I gotta get a new phone, nigga,
like, immediately, 'cause...
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- Doug's a nice guy.
- He's-he's incredibly kind, man.
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- Hey, you back this up?
- No, we done.
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ALFRED: Oh, shit, it's smoking
like a motherfucker, man.
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Oh, man.
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We ain't gotta pay for
that, right? Like...?
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No, we ain't gotta pay for that.
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[ALFRED MUTTERS]
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All right, I'll catch you later.
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- Hey, man, hit me when you get home.
- All right.
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[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
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[CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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[SIGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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[PLAYING SILENTLY]
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[ALFRED LAUGHS]
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Shit, man.
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What the fuck was I thinking?
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES]
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Babe.
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Babe! We're here.
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My bad.
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You should, uh...
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you should go home, get
more sleep before work.
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No. Not with your
little brother and sister
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running around.
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Babe, we gotta move
out of your mom's place.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know.
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You know, I support your
rap career and everything,
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but maybe it's time you thought about
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getting a real job, like a career.
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Just in case the rap thing, you know...
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[SIGHS]
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Look, baby, remember
how I told you about
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how Big Sean got discovered?
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Yeah.
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You said he rapped for Kanye
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outside of a radio station or something.
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Exactly.
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All I need is one opportunity.
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And I'm gonna be prepared
for when that moment comes.
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Just have faith.
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Please?
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Okay.
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I promise you that
everything's gonna be okay.
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All right, take care of
Mommy, Little Juanita.
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So who is this guy?
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Uh, he is but a man with many shoes.
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The neighborhood knows him as Shoe Man.
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So he's kind of like Sock
Man, except for shoes.
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Yeah, but Sock Man had an actual store.
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This-this is a van.
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No, man, this guy's legit.
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Shoe know what it is. Yes, sir.
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Hey...
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Hop in, gentlemen.
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All right.
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Get that door for me, champ?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Appreciate you.
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So how can I help you boys?
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We want to get the... the Nike Miracles.
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- Yeah, they're sold out...
- What size?
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11. Right?
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- 11 for you, too?
- Yeah, 11.
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I got 11, 10 and a half.
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- Last two.
- Ah.
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EARN: Really?
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Damn, that's surprising.
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They usually don't be having any 11s.
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Whoa!
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- Yes.
- Really?
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- Yes.
- These legit?
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Yeah, they real. That's why
they call me the Shoe Man.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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- All right.
- Damn.
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Um, how much?
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Nothing, really.
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Just let me see you two kiss.
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- I'm sorry?
- What?
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Just let me see y'all
two kiss in the backseat.
251
00:09:55,712 --> 00:09:57,479
- All right. I mean, that's easy.
- Wait. No, no, no.
252
00:09:57,503 --> 00:09:58,851
Wait. Hold on.
253
00:09:58,876 --> 00:10:00,047
How much for the shoes, man?
254
00:10:00,072 --> 00:10:01,242
How much money do you want?
255
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,886
I don't need money,
man. Everybody got money.
256
00:10:03,929 --> 00:10:05,582
Yeah, man, look, it
ain't that big of a deal.
257
00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:07,446
We just knock this out.
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
258
00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:09,204
- I don't want to kiss you.
- Be on with our day.
259
00:10:09,228 --> 00:10:11,531
Look, I know you're not gay, bro.
260
00:10:11,556 --> 00:10:13,590
- [MUTTERING]
- That's not the point. Okay?
261
00:10:13,591 --> 00:10:16,246
I don't want to kiss
my friend for shoes.
262
00:10:16,289 --> 00:10:18,814
So, what, you want to kiss a stranger?
263
00:10:18,901 --> 00:10:20,226
- I don't understand what...
- I don't want to kiss
264
00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,312
anybody, Darius.
265
00:10:22,337 --> 00:10:23,685
[KNOCKING ON WINDOW]
266
00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,038
Damn, y'all back?
267
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,301
I'm gonna need an answer,
fellas, I got a line.
268
00:10:31,635 --> 00:10:33,245
Do you need to look at 'em again?
269
00:10:38,688 --> 00:10:40,183
[LAUGHS]
270
00:10:41,735 --> 00:10:43,839
Nigga is stupid.
271
00:10:44,889 --> 00:10:46,412
Trash.
272
00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,267
[SCOFFS]
273
00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:14,224
[LINE RINGING]
274
00:11:17,488 --> 00:11:19,135
- MAN [OVER PHONE]: Hello?
- Hello?
275
00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,790
Hey, hey. Hey, Soulja,
man, what's up, man?
276
00:11:21,877 --> 00:11:23,878
Paper Boi? What up, brah?
277
00:11:23,879 --> 00:11:25,929
Oh, you know, man, I'm coolin', coolin'.
278
00:11:25,954 --> 00:11:29,804
Hey, hey, I got a dumbass qu...
I got a dumbass question, man.
279
00:11:29,829 --> 00:11:31,515
Yeah? What up?
280
00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:34,672
Um, you heard anything about
this "Crank Dat" killer stuff?
281
00:11:34,759 --> 00:11:36,979
Are you serious? Of course I have.
282
00:11:37,022 --> 00:11:39,023
I got more "Crank Dat" content
on the Internet than anyone.
283
00:11:39,024 --> 00:11:40,678
Too much to count.
284
00:11:40,765 --> 00:11:42,810
I basically invented YouTube.
285
00:11:42,811 --> 00:11:44,103
Yeah, definitely.
286
00:11:44,128 --> 00:11:46,031
[EXHALES SHARPLY] You lucky, man.
287
00:11:46,391 --> 00:11:47,697
Lucky you ain't got a bunch of
288
00:11:47,722 --> 00:11:48,853
"Crank Dat" videos like me.
289
00:11:48,878 --> 00:11:51,080
Oh, you know what?
290
00:11:51,123 --> 00:11:55,642
[LAUGHS] This shit. Back in
the day, man, I did, actually.
291
00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:56,999
What?
292
00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:59,218
What are you saying, man?
You made a "Crank Dat" song?
293
00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:01,132
Yeah, man, but... [SCOFFS]
I ain't call it that.
294
00:12:01,133 --> 00:12:02,763
I called it the "Crank
Dat Jimmy Neutron."
295
00:12:02,787 --> 00:12:05,659
- You know what I'm saying?
- Nigga, what?! That was you?
296
00:12:05,703 --> 00:12:08,227
Yo, you gotta skip
town just like me then.
297
00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:09,651
Wait, you serious?
298
00:12:09,676 --> 00:12:11,422
If I was you, I'd be on the way
299
00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:12,970
to my safe farm right now.
300
00:12:12,995 --> 00:12:15,147
Safe farm? What the hell is a safe farm?
301
00:12:15,191 --> 00:12:16,932
A farm that's safe.
302
00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:18,859
If you don't got a safe
farm, you good as dead.
303
00:12:18,884 --> 00:12:20,146
You know...
304
00:12:20,171 --> 00:12:21,537
"Like a good nigga,
305
00:12:21,562 --> 00:12:23,523
safe farm is there."
306
00:12:24,522 --> 00:12:26,349
Nigga, what the fuck
is you talking about?
307
00:12:26,374 --> 00:12:30,467
I don't know, man.
I'm tired, I'm scared.
308
00:12:30,510 --> 00:12:33,924
Yo, get all the Soulja-tendo
game systems. All of 'em.
309
00:12:33,956 --> 00:12:36,523
Look, you are not safe, man.
310
00:12:36,603 --> 00:12:38,040
I don't care who you are,
311
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,192
you got a "Crank Dat" video out there,
312
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,991
you better watch your back.
313
00:12:41,016 --> 00:12:41,930
- I gotta go.
- [CALL ENDS]
314
00:12:41,955 --> 00:12:43,522
But... [SIGHS SHARPLY]
315
00:12:44,829 --> 00:12:46,744
Where the hell are my glasses at?
316
00:12:46,788 --> 00:12:48,659
[EXCITED CHATTER]
317
00:12:49,893 --> 00:12:51,516
Safe farm.
318
00:12:52,393 --> 00:12:53,873
[CLATTERING UPSTAIRS]
319
00:12:59,432 --> 00:13:01,434
[SOFT THUMP]
320
00:13:07,345 --> 00:13:09,042
[THUMPING CONTINUES]
321
00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:19,306
[THUMPING CONTINUES]
322
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:38,753
So what's up, fellas? This
kiss ain't gonna French itself.
323
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,909
French ki... Nah, you didn't
say that before. French?
324
00:13:40,934 --> 00:13:43,468
I'm sorry, it's just an
expression I'm trying out.
325
00:13:44,132 --> 00:13:46,543
Okay, we got a couple questions.
326
00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:48,271
Uh, right? [CLEARS THROAT]
327
00:13:48,296 --> 00:13:50,703
How long a kiss are we talking here?
328
00:13:50,757 --> 00:13:53,115
[SPUTTERS]
329
00:13:53,437 --> 00:13:54,811
- Eight minutes?
- EARN: Eight minutes?
330
00:13:54,812 --> 00:13:56,659
- No, man. Come on.
- No. Come on, man, that's...
331
00:13:56,683 --> 00:13:58,493
- That's a whole, like, Animaniacs.
- That's fine. Then let's haggle.
332
00:13:58,517 --> 00:13:59,474
Yeah, that's a make-out...
333
00:13:59,499 --> 00:14:01,401
Well, let's haggle, then.
334
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,361
A peck on the lips.
335
00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:05,257
What, you kissing your
grandma? Nigga, please.
336
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,389
- Two minutes at least.
- EARN: Man, fuck this.
337
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:09,043
- Man, fuck these shoes.
- Okay, hold on.
338
00:14:09,044 --> 00:14:10,479
Hold on, hold on, hold
on. All right, look.
339
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,758
Well, but... Let me and him
discuss this one-on-one, please.
340
00:14:13,783 --> 00:14:14,569
[SHOE MAN SIGHS]
341
00:14:14,594 --> 00:14:17,093
And we'll definitely come
back with an answer for you.
342
00:14:17,118 --> 00:14:20,210
[SCOFFS] It better be worth it.
343
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,802
I know it is.
344
00:14:25,718 --> 00:14:27,907
Man, do what you want,
man. I'm not doing it.
345
00:14:27,932 --> 00:14:29,170
What do you mean you're
not doing it, man?
346
00:14:29,194 --> 00:14:30,824
What I'm supposed to
do, just kiss myself?
347
00:14:30,848 --> 00:14:32,284
I can't...
348
00:14:32,328 --> 00:14:34,121
These things are worth $10,000, man.
349
00:14:34,146 --> 00:14:35,586
- I've seen it online.
- Then pay it.
350
00:14:35,611 --> 00:14:38,002
Pay the $10,000 online.
351
00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:40,181
I'm not gonna pay $10,000 for
something I can get for $200.
352
00:14:40,205 --> 00:14:41,617
That just... The principle of that...
353
00:14:41,641 --> 00:14:43,600
Exactly. It's the principle, okay?
354
00:14:43,643 --> 00:14:45,430
I get it, okay?
355
00:14:45,455 --> 00:14:47,619
I like sneakers. You like sneakers.
356
00:14:48,049 --> 00:14:49,594
But like a lot of Black men,
357
00:14:49,619 --> 00:14:52,504
we put an excessive amount
of value in them, okay.
358
00:14:52,529 --> 00:14:54,759
Is it really worth our dignity?
359
00:14:55,836 --> 00:14:57,657
There are only a thousand in the, like,
360
00:14:57,682 --> 00:14:59,492
- in the whole world.
- Man...
361
00:15:00,906 --> 00:15:04,015
You've seen me wear $900 loafers
362
00:15:04,265 --> 00:15:05,701
that would get me roasted at any
363
00:15:05,726 --> 00:15:07,537
- Black high school in Atlanta.
- Yeah. True.
364
00:15:07,580 --> 00:15:09,191
I've seen billionaires walk into
365
00:15:09,234 --> 00:15:11,516
very important meetings
wearing some dirty Vans.
366
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:14,277
I've seen you wear a paper
towel around your head
367
00:15:14,302 --> 00:15:15,976
and make it look cool, like Jadakiss.
368
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:17,851
That was a fun summer, huh?
369
00:15:17,895 --> 00:15:19,797
I'll kiss you if you
want for these sneakers,
370
00:15:19,822 --> 00:15:23,042
but I think we're above this.
371
00:15:23,352 --> 00:15:25,267
I think you know I'm right.
372
00:15:27,272 --> 00:15:28,926
Mm.
373
00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:32,648
I think we should do it.
374
00:15:32,673 --> 00:15:34,021
- [BANGS ON VAN]
- Hey, Shoe Man,
375
00:15:34,046 --> 00:15:36,044
two orders of Nike Miracles, please.
376
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,697
- Let's do this.
- [VAN DOOR OPENS]
377
00:15:37,741 --> 00:15:39,395
Y'all ready? [GRUNTS]
378
00:15:44,519 --> 00:15:45,955
[HORN HONKS]
379
00:15:56,762 --> 00:15:58,401
Hey, how you doing today?
380
00:15:58,426 --> 00:16:01,851
Uh, can I get one soft pretzel?
381
00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:03,573
Paper Boi?
382
00:16:04,153 --> 00:16:06,378
[CHUCKLES] I'm gonna give
you two extra pretzels.
383
00:16:06,422 --> 00:16:09,293
[CHUCKLES] Don't tell nobody though.
384
00:16:10,298 --> 00:16:12,735
Mm, can I get you on my Instagram Live?
385
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,024
Hell no.
386
00:16:14,049 --> 00:16:15,126
Um...
387
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:16,776
- Hey, can I ask you something?
- Mm-hmm.
388
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,385
How you know it was me?
389
00:16:18,869 --> 00:16:20,703
Only famous people trying to blend in
390
00:16:20,728 --> 00:16:22,306
come in dressed like that.
391
00:16:22,331 --> 00:16:24,650
You're the only nigga in here
with a hat with no logo on it.
392
00:16:24,674 --> 00:16:27,269
You know how hard it is to
find a hat without a logo on it?
393
00:16:27,557 --> 00:16:29,080
See?
394
00:16:29,394 --> 00:16:30,659
That's Chris Evans.
395
00:16:31,186 --> 00:16:33,014
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
396
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:37,645
Hmm.
397
00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:39,166
ROBERTO: Free samples.
398
00:16:39,191 --> 00:16:40,728
Free samples.
399
00:16:40,753 --> 00:16:43,347
Free sample? Free sample?
400
00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:45,025
Free sample.
401
00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:46,505
Try our Bourbon Street chicken?
402
00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:48,589
Nigga, everybody already
knows what that taste like.
403
00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:50,552
[CLICKS TONGUE]
404
00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:53,623
Free sample.
405
00:16:53,672 --> 00:16:54,978
Hey, Roberto.
406
00:16:55,003 --> 00:16:56,003
Hey, Chartreuse.
407
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,151
Free samples.
408
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,657
Free samples.
409
00:17:01,682 --> 00:17:03,066
You heard Paper Boi here?
410
00:17:05,268 --> 00:17:06,487
Like, for real?
411
00:17:06,512 --> 00:17:08,527
- Mm-hmm.
- Where?
412
00:17:08,571 --> 00:17:10,659
My homegirl Tiffany said
his fat ass was getting
413
00:17:10,684 --> 00:17:12,221
a pretzel at Pretzelmaker.
414
00:17:12,246 --> 00:17:14,098
You...
415
00:17:14,142 --> 00:17:16,130
Okay, this is it. This is it.
416
00:17:16,155 --> 00:17:18,002
I... Yo, I got to go spit for him.
417
00:17:18,027 --> 00:17:19,582
- Mm.
- Cover me.
418
00:17:21,835 --> 00:17:24,058
Nigga, I work at Sbarro!
419
00:17:29,896 --> 00:17:32,595
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [HIP-HOP PLAYING]
420
00:17:32,682 --> 00:17:34,075
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
421
00:17:36,672 --> 00:17:37,970
Oh!
422
00:17:37,995 --> 00:17:39,478
Hmm.
423
00:17:39,503 --> 00:17:40,646
[KIDS LAUGHING]
424
00:17:47,016 --> 00:17:48,714
[BASS BOOMING FROM
CAR STEREO IN DISTANCE]
425
00:17:50,961 --> 00:17:52,614
GPS VOICE: Turn right.
426
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:55,207
[SONG CONTINUES PLAYING OVER STEREO]
427
00:18:01,754 --> 00:18:03,713
Turn right.
428
00:18:10,285 --> 00:18:12,939
You have reached your destination.
429
00:18:12,983 --> 00:18:14,383
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- [ENGINE TURNS OFF]
430
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,520
[CAR DOOR OPENS]
431
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:35,910
Paper Boi!
432
00:18:35,935 --> 00:18:37,188
Shit.
433
00:18:37,213 --> 00:18:39,215
Oh, shit!
434
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,880
- [HIP-HOP PLAYING]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
435
00:19:06,163 --> 00:19:08,078
[GIRL YELPS]
436
00:19:08,703 --> 00:19:10,140
Mm. [SNIFFS]
437
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,674
[SNIFFS]
438
00:19:13,261 --> 00:19:15,350
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
439
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,059
[ARCADE GAME SOUNDS]
440
00:19:28,363 --> 00:19:30,408
[LAUGHTER]
441
00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:42,539
I'm s... I'm sorry. Sorry.
442
00:19:42,564 --> 00:19:44,566
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
443
00:19:54,084 --> 00:19:57,043
["AT YOUR NECK" BY KIKBAK
AND ENIMEEZY PLAYING]
444
00:19:57,087 --> 00:19:59,623
- [QUIETLY]: Fuck.
- ♪ Running it out ♪
445
00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:01,388
♪ Come in correct or
I come at your neck ♪
446
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:03,067
♪ Yeah, ooh, Paul Wall ♪
447
00:20:03,092 --> 00:20:04,833
♪ All of my dawgs,
ball to the death ♪
448
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:06,725
- ♪ Ball to the death ♪
- ♪ Ooh, yeah, I want it all ♪
449
00:20:06,749 --> 00:20:08,074
♪ Money, the power
and the respect... ♪
450
00:20:08,098 --> 00:20:09,998
- WOMAN: Can I help you?
- What?
451
00:20:10,748 --> 00:20:11,903
Can I help you?
452
00:20:11,928 --> 00:20:13,317
Yeah. Uh...
453
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,895
Uh, can I see, um,
454
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,738
one of these digital
display belt buckles, please?
455
00:20:17,763 --> 00:20:19,678
Really? I got to be honest with you,
456
00:20:19,703 --> 00:20:21,703
last person I sold one of
these to was a crackhead.
457
00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:25,558
Maybe you'll start a trend.
458
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,763
You want one of those gold
belt buckles down there, too?
459
00:20:35,894 --> 00:20:37,361
Tell the truth.
460
00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:39,170
You're a crackhead, right?
461
00:20:42,097 --> 00:20:43,510
- Oh, shit!
- [GUNSHOTS]
462
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,091
[SCREAMING]
463
00:20:45,135 --> 00:20:48,078
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
464
00:20:48,103 --> 00:20:49,783
- Get out the way!
- [SCREAMING, CLAMORING]
465
00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:00,041
What the fuck?
466
00:21:07,773 --> 00:21:10,236
What the fuck is going on here?
467
00:21:12,652 --> 00:21:13,653
Come here.
468
00:21:23,173 --> 00:21:24,870
[SCREAMING, CLAMORING]
469
00:21:28,961 --> 00:21:30,311
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
470
00:21:32,681 --> 00:21:34,900
♪ Ayo, yo, my life's like a
movie, my eyes are like a Uzi ♪
471
00:21:34,924 --> 00:21:37,384
- ♪ Jacuzzis... ♪
- Nigga, get the fuck out the way!
472
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:40,336
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
473
00:21:40,361 --> 00:21:42,060
So you boys ready?
474
00:21:42,681 --> 00:21:45,078
All right, uh, yeah.
475
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:46,203
Ready to do this?
476
00:21:46,228 --> 00:21:47,868
- You said three seconds, right?
- Mm-hmm.
477
00:21:47,937 --> 00:21:49,591
Okay.
478
00:21:49,634 --> 00:21:51,157
["ALL MY LIFE" BY K-CI & JOJO PLAYING]
479
00:21:51,201 --> 00:21:53,985
♪ Then I finally found you ♪
480
00:21:54,531 --> 00:21:57,578
♪ All my life... ♪
481
00:21:57,603 --> 00:21:59,077
Out of mind.
482
00:21:59,470 --> 00:22:01,297
Just be in the moment.
483
00:22:01,298 --> 00:22:04,301
♪ And I hope that you feel ♪
484
00:22:04,345 --> 00:22:08,631
♪ The same way, too ♪
485
00:22:08,656 --> 00:22:11,308
♪ Yes I pray that you ♪
486
00:22:11,352 --> 00:22:14,833
♪ Do love me, too ♪
487
00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:18,184
♪ I said you're all
that I'm thinking of... ♪
488
00:22:18,228 --> 00:22:20,447
[SHOUTING, CLAMORING]
489
00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:24,668
- [MAN SHOUTING]
- [GUNSHOTS]
490
00:22:24,669 --> 00:22:26,952
[GRUNTS]
491
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,108
♪ Said I promise to
never fall in love... ♪
492
00:22:30,319 --> 00:22:31,956
Two Nike Miracles, please...
493
00:22:31,981 --> 00:22:34,459
Oh, oh...
494
00:22:35,178 --> 00:22:37,203
What...?
495
00:22:37,247 --> 00:22:39,423
♪ For sending me your love,
I cherish every hug... ♪
496
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,556
Bro...
497
00:22:41,599 --> 00:22:44,695
- Uh...
- We're already implicated.
498
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,939
Yeah, fuck, then let me grab...
499
00:22:49,944 --> 00:22:51,729
- [GUNSHOTS]
- [SHOUTING]
500
00:22:53,002 --> 00:22:55,439
Oh, shit! Shit, man!
501
00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:57,136
- [GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
- [MUTTERING]
502
00:22:58,137 --> 00:22:59,921
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
503
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:01,576
[MUTTERS]
504
00:23:01,821 --> 00:23:03,562
[PANTING]
505
00:23:05,944 --> 00:23:07,603
Hey!
506
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:11,251
Just shoot that motherfucker, man!
507
00:23:11,276 --> 00:23:12,813
Paper Boi, get in!
508
00:23:12,838 --> 00:23:15,154
- Get in!
- [ALFRED MUTTERING]
509
00:23:15,198 --> 00:23:17,155
Come on.
510
00:23:17,156 --> 00:23:18,716
- Go, go, go, man! Go!
- [TIRES SCREECH]
511
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:23,953
Go, nigga, go, go, go!
512
00:23:23,978 --> 00:23:26,610
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! [WHOOPS]
513
00:23:26,635 --> 00:23:29,344
Oh, shit! Yes, yes, yes! Oh, my God!
514
00:23:29,369 --> 00:23:32,716
[WHOOPS] Man! Some Guy Named Doug, bruh!
515
00:23:32,741 --> 00:23:34,524
Oh, you saved my life, man!
516
00:23:34,549 --> 00:23:35,957
You saved my motherfucking life, nigga!
517
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:39,223
Oh, God! Ah, that shit
was crazy back there, man!
518
00:23:39,248 --> 00:23:40,527
Brazy!
519
00:23:40,528 --> 00:23:42,138
But it's all good, man. Don't even...
520
00:23:42,181 --> 00:23:44,465
- Don't even trip.
- Oh, my God, man!
521
00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:46,055
Oh, God.
522
00:23:46,098 --> 00:23:47,763
[MOANS]
523
00:23:48,623 --> 00:23:51,285
Look, man, I owe you one.
For real, man, I owe you one.
524
00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:52,512
[PANTING]
525
00:23:52,537 --> 00:23:54,098
Oh, God.
526
00:23:54,123 --> 00:23:56,807
What was you even doing
out here, my nigga?
527
00:23:57,159 --> 00:23:58,571
It was fate, I guess.
528
00:23:58,596 --> 00:24:01,046
- Right place at the right time.
- Hell yeah, man.
529
00:24:01,071 --> 00:24:03,545
I'm actually, uh, headed to the studio.
530
00:24:04,279 --> 00:24:05,484
Yo.
531
00:24:05,509 --> 00:24:07,946
Yo, yo! We got to get a song together!
532
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:10,427
Today, man! It's fate, man, come on.
533
00:24:10,471 --> 00:24:13,071
We got to do it. Today's the day.
534
00:24:13,096 --> 00:24:14,509
And I just made a new beat this morning.
535
00:24:14,533 --> 00:24:15,759
Want to hear it?
536
00:24:20,456 --> 00:24:22,260
[HIP-HOP BEAT PLAYING]
537
00:24:22,285 --> 00:24:23,875
Yeah.
538
00:24:23,919 --> 00:24:27,096
Bet you'll go crazy on it! [LAUGHS]
539
00:24:27,121 --> 00:24:29,276
You're gonna go crazy
in the studio, man!
540
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,831
I can't wait to have
a song with Paper Boi!
541
00:24:31,856 --> 00:24:33,798
Man, this about to go amazing!
542
00:24:33,885 --> 00:24:36,700
[GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY]
543
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,378
Hey, man, yes!
544
00:24:38,403 --> 00:24:39,971
[WHISPERS]: Paper Boi. Paper Boi.
545
00:24:39,996 --> 00:24:42,433
About to be the song of the year.
546
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:44,112
Let's get it.
547
00:24:51,864 --> 00:24:53,279
Hello?
548
00:24:55,823 --> 00:24:57,347
Hey.
549
00:24:58,905 --> 00:25:00,564
Ah.
550
00:25:00,608 --> 00:25:02,784
Okay, I see you out
here, boy. Nice, man.
551
00:25:02,827 --> 00:25:05,214
You actually, you
know, got a green thumb.
552
00:25:05,239 --> 00:25:06,893
Yeah, man, you think?
553
00:25:06,918 --> 00:25:09,096
I was thinking about buying a farm, man.
554
00:25:09,121 --> 00:25:10,479
Oh, for real?
555
00:25:10,504 --> 00:25:12,471
You know, like they say.
556
00:25:12,496 --> 00:25:15,448
"Like a good nigga, safe farm is there."
557
00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,979
That's a good idea actually.
558
00:25:18,004 --> 00:25:19,754
Oh, yeah, uh, you know what?
559
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:21,908
They found that, uh, "Crank Dat" killer.
560
00:25:21,933 --> 00:25:24,685
- Word?
- Yeah.
561
00:25:24,974 --> 00:25:27,063
Here, right there. [POPS LIPS]
562
00:25:28,614 --> 00:25:31,136
Man, he thick though. It's
weird for a serial killer...
563
00:25:31,161 --> 00:25:33,024
- ALFRED: Right? [SCOFFS]
- Yeah.
564
00:25:33,049 --> 00:25:34,355
That's crazy, brah.
565
00:25:34,380 --> 00:25:35,613
Yeah.
566
00:25:35,638 --> 00:25:36,949
What you end up doing today?
567
00:25:36,974 --> 00:25:39,074
Aw, man, you know, I don't know,
568
00:25:39,099 --> 00:25:41,126
went to the mall.
569
00:25:41,170 --> 00:25:43,416
Ran into a nigga I had
beef with from high school.
570
00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:45,980
- Mm.
- Yeah, really? What happened?
571
00:25:46,305 --> 00:25:48,560
I think that nigga's still mad, man.
572
00:25:48,585 --> 00:25:50,064
[SCOFFS]
573
00:25:51,404 --> 00:25:52,710
Yo, man.
574
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,183
Those are nice sneakers.
575
00:25:54,226 --> 00:25:56,213
- It's about time you noticed.
- Sorry.
576
00:25:56,238 --> 00:25:57,839
Good looking though, yeah.
577
00:25:57,882 --> 00:26:00,719
I had to do a little something for them.
578
00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:02,886
- It was worth it.
- [PHONE CHIMES]
579
00:26:02,887 --> 00:26:05,847
ALFRED: [SIGHS] What's
this nigga talking about?
580
00:26:05,890 --> 00:26:08,171
SOME GUY NAMED DOUG: It's your
boy Paper Boi on the track.
581
00:26:08,197 --> 00:26:09,802
ALFRED: Hey, you ain't got
to say my name on the track.
582
00:26:09,826 --> 00:26:11,175
DARIUS: What the hell is that?
583
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,768
Is that you and Some Guy Named Doug?
584
00:26:13,855 --> 00:26:15,116
ALFRED: All right, tell me when, nigga.
585
00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:15,900
All right, all right,
yeah, yeah, yeah...
586
00:26:15,901 --> 00:26:18,250
- Yep. Yep.
- Damn.
587
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,863
Okay, yeah. It's trash.
588
00:26:22,491 --> 00:26:24,506
♪ With Paper Boi and
Some Guy Named Doug... ♪
589
00:26:24,531 --> 00:26:25,890
Yep.
590
00:26:27,197 --> 00:26:28,999
SOME GUY NAMED DOUG: ♪ I
be feeling kind of lonely ♪
591
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,873
♪ Sometimes I be
crying on my rollie ♪
592
00:26:31,916 --> 00:26:36,399
♪ Sometimes all my fame,
it can make you mad... ♪
593
00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:38,792
How do I catch the rhythm on
it? There's not really a rhythm.
594
00:26:38,793 --> 00:26:40,118
You know what, man? That's the thing.
595
00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:41,601
I don't, I don't really know.
596
00:26:41,626 --> 00:26:43,319
It's more sound than music.
597
00:26:43,362 --> 00:26:45,408
ALFRED: Yeah. Yeah, it is, right?
598
00:26:46,799 --> 00:26:51,799
Synced and corrected by Octavia
- www.addic7ed.com -
599
00:26:52,023 --> 00:26:55,026
♪ Play this for your grandmama
when you in the whip ♪
600
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:58,247
♪ Come on, Paper Boi,
get on the track ♪
601
00:26:58,290 --> 00:27:00,192
♪ All right, chill,
yeah, man, hold up ♪
602
00:27:00,217 --> 00:27:02,973
♪ Uh, yo... ♪
603
00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:05,254
♪ Paper Boi's in the
studio right now ♪
604
00:27:05,341 --> 00:27:07,014
♪ Man, you holding your
finger up, I don't know ♪
605
00:27:07,038 --> 00:27:08,276
♪ What the fuck, all
right, yeah, uh-huh, yeah ♪
606
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:10,781
♪ P-A-P-E-R ♪
607
00:27:10,825 --> 00:27:12,478
♪ Boi, he right here right now ♪
608
00:27:12,522 --> 00:27:14,829
♪ That's my dawg, y'all ♪
609
00:27:14,872 --> 00:27:17,179
♪ Oh, oh, oh, snap ♪
610
00:27:17,266 --> 00:27:19,616
♪ You crazy for this
with Some Guy Named Doug ♪
611
00:27:19,703 --> 00:27:22,270
- ♪ Yep ♪
- ♪ Okay, that was kind of hard for real ♪
612
00:27:22,271 --> 00:27:23,683
- ♪ I ain't gonna even l... hey ♪
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪
613
00:27:23,707 --> 00:27:25,361
♪ Some Guy Named Doug ♪
614
00:27:25,404 --> 00:27:28,146
♪ Sometimes I be
feeling kind of lonely ♪
615
00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:31,497
♪ Sometimes I be
crying on my rollie ♪
616
00:27:31,541 --> 00:27:35,468
♪ Sometimes all my fame,
it can make you mad ♪
617
00:27:35,493 --> 00:27:38,452
♪ But all this money,
that'll make you glad ♪
618
00:27:38,477 --> 00:27:39,804
♪ I'm an actor now ♪
619
00:27:39,829 --> 00:27:42,353
♪ Hey! ♪
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