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♪ Go, let it out

♪ Stuff you should'’ve
said before ♪

♪ Do right through you live

♪ Every time you shut
the door ♪

♪ I tried to keep it in

♪ Won'’t be trying anymore ♪

♪ So, God, this is it

♪ Better you risk it

♪ When it all goes white

♪ Go, let it out

♪ Tell her tonight

♪ Hey, it'’s me ♪

♪ How far you see

♪ Self-control is overrated

[men chattering
in native language]

This is the best job
I'’ve ever had.

[chattering continues]

It better be.
It'’s the last color.

You see, I got fired
from the Red Cab company

and the Checkerboard
Cab company

and the Green Cab company.[chattering continues]

[dispatch chatter]

But this one'’s different.
I can feel it.

Even though I'’ve only
been here for about...

7 days, 9 hours
and 37 minutes.

[bird chirping]

Oh, don'’t worry about him.
He'’s unflappable.

[chirps] [dispatch chatter]

About your pickup,
apartment 17...

Birds never play
into the accidents, anyway.

It'’s usually the radio.
Yeah.

Dave, this guy on Savannah
and 29th keeps calling. Anyhow...

You got a problem? It'’s the radio.

Yeah, 23 is at Davenport.

See? 87 last checked in
at, uh,

Fourth and Wall,
which puts him
at 13 minutes away,

while 223 and 41
are both south
of the interstate,

which makes it
much, much closer
to Division and Trent.

And then this Dave,
who checked in less
than ten minutes ago,

and I'’m sure that he
stopped at the Starbucks
at Stevens and Trent,

which just makes him
right around the corner.

I see the deployment
of the entire fleet
in my mind.

And the big trouble is I just--
I can'’t not see it.

Ho![tires screeching]

[yelling in native language]

[chattering in native language]

[Man] See that?[Woman]
Is anyone hurt?

What the hell is this?
What is--

What'’s the matter with you?
You crazy or something?

Look at this!
Look at all this!

Who'’s gonna pay
for all this, huh?

I am talking to you!
This is comin'’
outta you, pal.

We gotta get you home
before group.

Hey! Don'’t--
Don'’t walk away!
Come back here! You--

I'’ve got your name
now, pal.

Hey, where are you--[men muttering]

Hey, where you going?
Hey, where you going?

You can'’t leave us
right here.

Don'’t leave us here.[chattering]

[Man]
Hi, Donald.You'’re late.

Yeah. Sorry
I'’m late, you guys.

You said that last time
and the last five times.

You'’re late
to your own group.

Hey! Here!
No! No!

[Woman]
Green!

I got a raise
at the university,
you know.

34 cents an hour.

Nobody cares!

Of course,
it'’s not technically
a monsoon,

but 14 inches of rain
in 36 hours is nothin'’
to sneeze at.

Even in Sri Lanka.They said my writing
was interesting per se,

but it didn'’t fit
their present needs, whatever
that'’s supposed to mean.

The Los Angeles Dodgers had only
16 home games rained out
in 41 years of baseball.

Nearly half of those rain games
occurred during the month
of April,

and none have occurred
during the months
of June...or July.

Call my parents
on the phone.

They'’re picking me up
at the bulletin board.

There'’s no bulletin board
at the park.
You'’re screwed.

They'’ll never
find you, ever.

Okay, you guys, we'’re
gonna leave in ten minutes

if we'’re gonna make it
to the park on time
to meet the others.

It'’s the 17 bus,
transfer to the 301.

Who needs tokens?
Come get '’em.

They'’ll never find me, ever.

Regular people lose
autistic people all the time.
That'’s just the way it is.

Hey, Gracie, can I
see you a minute?

[beeping]

[Man mumbling]

[beeping continues]

[Woman]
They'’ll never find me, ever.

Regular people
lose autistic people
all the time.

That'’s just
the way it is.We'’ll buy you a cab.

I got a raise
at the university,
you know.

34 cents an hour.

Yes?

Um...

Gracie, I'’m gonna run
the meeting a little
differently today.

Uh, I think that when
we get to the park,

um, I want you
to gather all the women,

and I'’ll gather
all the guys,

and we'’ll go
to the...bleacher...

48 is interesting '’cause
when you add the 4 and the 8
together, you get 12.

And then if you--
if you flip
the 4 and 8 around,

you get 84,
and then subtract the 48,

you get 36, all of, like,
which are exact multiples
of the 12.

And 36 is interesting
because when you add
the 3 and 6 together,

you get 9, and if you
flip it around, you get 63,

and then just
minus 36 is a 27,

all of which are
exact multiples of the 9.[beeping]

Now, 144--Why do I gather
all the women?

Um, I want--

I want everybody
to practice telling
personal stories,

and I think that people would be
less shy without
the opposite sex around.

You think?I can tell them
about my raise.

Bad idea. Your raise
is incredibly boring.

As a story,
it lacks dramatic tension
and narrative drive.

You won'’t hear it.
You'’re not a girl.

[Woman]
I am,
and I'’m already bored.

Hey, s-somebody new
signed up.

Isabelle Sorensen.

Hey, Gracie,
maybe it'’d be nice
if you let her start.

That way, everybody
can get to know her. Yeah.

[ducks quacking]

Hi.

Hi.

I'’m new.

I don'’t really know,
uh, what to say.

Okay, help me out.

Ask me a question.

The candy bar Baby Ruth
was named after the daughter

of President Grover Cleveland.

He once worked as a hangman
in Buffalo, New York.

No.

Don'’t distract me
with a lot
of weird-ball stuff

'’cause I get
completely lost.

He was one of the presidents
who had illegitimate children,

together with
Thomas Jefferson
and Warren G. Harding.

Ha!

Ha!

[laughs]

I don'’t get that.

How do three guys
have children together?

They didn'’t even live
in the same century.

I do that. I--

I take things
sort of literally.

In fact, I remember
when I was a kid

and my parents were watching
the Olympics on TV,

and this athlete
broke a record,

and everybody was
really excited.

And I thought,
"Well, if that'’s all it took
to impress them,

I can do that,"
so I did.

The neighborhood kids
saw what I was doing,

and they started
making the loud noises

that they knew I hated.

[chanting]
Monster! Monster! Monster!

So I started
barking like a dog

because...I can do that!

Ruff! Ruff!Ruff!
[laughs]

Animals are different.
You can'’t teach
them cruelty.

I don'’t know.
What else do you
want me to say?

It'’s always good,
you guys,

to start a story
somewhere near...
the beginning.

I grew up...
in a nice house.

By the time
I was two years old,

my parents basically
got the drill.

I wasn'’t exactly what they were
looking for in a child.

I wasn'’t normal.

Quick, what'’s 5,589
times 3,972, divided by 17?

One million,
305 thousand,

853.411, et cetera.

See? I told you.You know, when McDonald'’s says

13 billion served,
it'’s not that much.

Only 43 burgers per person
per year,

which is once every
8.49...days.

It turns out
you can'’t control people...

or even predict them.

But numbers are different.

As I used to say,
you can count on '’em.

People with Asperger'’s
want contact
with other people very much.

We'’re just pathetically
clueless at it, that'’s all.

[Isabelle]
When I was 14,
I was on my own,

so I used to hitchhike
to get around.

One day, this guy pulled over
in a pickup truck,

and he said that I had
a pretty smile.

So I got in,

and he raped me before
we got to the next town.

[clinking]

You see, I thought that
if I had sex with men,

they would want me
to be around more.

Why would you want that?

Because I'’ve had sex
with women, sugar.

And it'’s so dumb.

There'’s no dick!
[laughs]

Oh, that'’s disgusting!

Anybody else have a...

[laughing continues]

Stop.No, no!

No, no!Excuse me, guys.

[laughing continues]

Hey, why are you laughing?

I just told you
I was raped.

Keep laughing, ladies.

I don'’t care
what my shrink says.

I'’m outta here!

Is there some sort
of confusion here?

This is no damn confusion.
This is a fight.

Hi, I'’m Donald Morton.
We haven'’t met.

Can you tell the difference
between confusion and a fight,

or are you just as dingy
as they are?

Some of us are
higher functioning
than others,

but that'’s no reason
to call anyone dingy.

Don'’t-- Don't condescend
to these women.

They'’re no crazier
than I am.

Yes, we are.
I'’m weird,
but I'’m not strange!

You'’re right. This isn't
a matter of confusion,
it'’s a matter of discord.

That'’s a nice sweater.

Look, this is my first time
in your little fish tank,

and I'’m just giving these women
a lesson from my heart
which they sorely need.

So then it'’s all
about self-esteem.

You can kiss
my self-esteem butt,
Donald Duck!

Why tell your life'’s story
and tell only the good parts?

It'’s Donald Morton.You'’re missing my point!

No, I'’m not!
I just never know what to say.

Ha!

Neither do I.

We'’re quite the pair, huh?

What'’s the point?

Not being alone.

Considering who we are,
what the hell
is so great about that?

[birds chirping]

Her name is
Isabelle Sorensen.

She has eight letters
in each of her names.

I have six
in each of mine.

It must be good luck.

I don'’t know
why I got so angry.

I guess I just do that.

He yelled
right back at me,

which was pretty cool,
don'’t you think?

Oh. It'’s 322.
That'’s another good sign.

That'’s the number of days
she'’s older than me,
times three.

[beeping]

Which makes her
966 days older than me.

He said that...

he never knows
what to say.

You ever hear a guy
actually admit that?

It means we were
both born on Thursday.

Only not the same Thursday.

Then again,
he is autistic.

Did I tell you
that he'’s tall?

Hey, Bongo.

It'’s nice to obsess
on something beautiful
for a change.

[electricity arcing]

[line ringing]

[Isabelle]
Hello. Hello?

[bird chirps] Hello!

First time,
better to get a machine,
don'’t you think?

[Man] I was
the first one to join after
Donald started the program.

He has Asperger'’s,
you know?

[Isabelle]
Somebody told me
that he'’s good with numbers.

Is that true?Yeah. He'’s very good.

But his number'’s--38 Celsius--

Really? What do you do?Yeah. Yeah.
I'’m a writer.

You write.Yeah.

But you shouldn'’t read my oeuvre
because it repels women.

Unless you got--They describe it as puerile,

sexually adolescent
and perverse.

Whoo!
[laughing]A suspect.

On a--a hu--
a humidity front,

the only item of note
was in Hyderabad,
Southern India.

Have you ever had
real sex, Gregory?

Hmm?

Excuse me.
Oh. Oh.

[clears throat]

Considering the seasons,[clearing throat]

I stopped thinking
about the intention forever.

Say, Reg, what would the weather
have been like at the second
McKinley inaugural?

That would'’ve been--March 4, 1901, A.D.

Big snow! Uh,
high temperature, uh, uh,
17 degrees, 3.4 inches.

Uh, low temperature,
minus five degrees.

In 1998,
another strong...[Woman] Wow.

...produced
the wettest February...

What did you say to her?in downtown Los Angeles.

I said I was a writer,
but she shouldn'’t read my oeuvre
because it repels women.

And then,
what did she say?

"Try me."

Figures.

She'’s comin'
to the Halloween party
with me.

That'’s great.

Tell me about it.I'’m gonna go as Batman,

a-- a whimsical commentary
on today'’s decaying
popular culture.

Oh, Yeah?
What'’s she going as?

Who cares?I do.

Ask her.

Ask her what she going as?Ask her if
she'’ll come with me.

I was seized by terror.

I don'’t know
if I can do that.

You both have Asperger'’s.
You both share

the same language
of emotional dysfunction,
whereas I,

on the other hand,
just irritate the shit
out of everyone.

Even you.

She likes you, though.
She laughed.

Everybody laughs at me.
It doesn'’t commit them
to a Halloween party.

[overlapping chatter]

Please.

Look, I'’m really sorry
about the other day.

That looks nice.♪♪ [piano keys slammed]

Spike Lee!Hey!

[Man] He'’s following me![Isabelle]
Hey! He can'’t do that! No!

[shouting]That'’s not okay!
He can'’t do that!

[shouting continues][thudding]

No! Stop! Stop!

It'’s okay. It's okay.
It'’s okay.

All right. I'’m sorry,
but you can'’t do that.

I'’m going to call
my parents now.

They'’ll pick me up in front of
the bulletin board.

Take your bag.Save that for later. Yeah.

I'’ll call my parents
on the phone.

They'’ll pick me up
at the bulletin board.♪♪ [piano]

Hi, Donald.

♪♪ [continues]

Remember me?

Yes.

Good.

You know what Gregory
told me about you?

I'’m good with numbers.

[laughs]
You spoiled my surprise.

I take things literally.

Me, too.

One time when I was...
seven years old,
my dad took me to a diner

to-- for breakfast,
and he s-- he said,
"Hominy grits."

And I thought that he said,
"How many?" And I was supposed
to count how many there were.

How many were there?437.

Ha!

It was a joke.
It'’s not that I remember

anything as stupid
as how many hominy grits.

I have to go now.
I-- I gotta feed my animals.

I have six birds myself.

Isabelle, there'’s something
I need to talk to you about
that'’s important.

Are you free
for lunch tomorrow?

Yes.

Good.

[chuckles]

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

[Donald]
Hi, Isabelle.

Hi.

[chuckles]

Hi, Isabelle. Hi.

Hi.

Hi, Isabelle. Isabelle.
Isabelle, hello.

[tiger roaring][no audible dialog]

[grunting]

[Boy]
Look, Mom.

[grunts]

[growls][boy laughs]

Izzy, I don'’t think
he likes that.

[grunting]

[laughing]
Yes!

[Woman]
Isn'’t that funny?

Yes.

Good.

He'’s smiling.

He'’s smiling![laughter]

And see this?

This is
a friendly gesture. See?

Show me yours. Come on.[laughter continues]

Ha!

You know, a mandrill
spends two hours a day
eating breakfast.

So when you think about it,
that'’s 2,628,000 seconds

a year eating breakfast,

which only leaves him
28 billion,

908,000 seconds a year
not to eat breakfast.

Ha!

You know how...

I don'’t have to do
numbers all the time.

I-- I can control myself.

Don'’t stop.
Don'’t ever stop.

I love it.

That'’s good, 'cause I can'’t.

I know that.
Neither can I.

We'’re autistic.
[laughs]

Like, I can'’t
stand the sound
of clanging metal.

If I hear it,
I completely freak out.

I learned a long time ago
that I-- I can'’t

keep from shocking people,
so I just make it
work for me.

Sometimes.

[bird chirping]

I always say
what I think.

Not because it'’s good.
It'’s just that
I can'’t censor it.

Mm-hmm.[chuckles]

The women in the park
the other day-- I think
I really freaked them out.

I hope that they'’ll
forgive me sometime.

Isabelle, what
you said about rape...

Rape is a very bad thing.
It'’s...never funny.

Not ever.

[twittering]

That took guts--
you speaking up just now.

Not really.

No, it did!

It did!

It did.

Because...you'’re
attracted to me,

and you want to make
a good impression.

And...guts makes
a really good impression.

This is how the birds are
in my apartment.

Mine, too.They'’re trying to evict me.

Some kind of phobia
about animal shit.

That'’s too bad.

I think that tonight
we should sneak back in here

and set
all the animals free.

Except for the polar bears.
It'’s too warm.

That was a joke.

♪ So

It'’s time.

You have something
to tell me. Remember?

My friend Gregory
wants to take you
to the Halloween party.

[sighs, laughs]

I don'’t go
to the Halloween party,
ever, so...

My friends dress up
on Halloween...

to hide who
they really are and, um...

That'’s sad but credible.

I have a costume, too.

At home.

But it reveals
who I really am.

And nobody knows.

You take me to the party.
Wear your costume.

I would be so honored.

In fact,
let'’s not go to the party.

Just meet me at the mall.

Everyone'’s in costume.
They won'’t even notice us.

[whispering]
That'’s what I love
about Halloween.

Hi. Uh, Isabelle, hi.

Ahoy-hoy.
[chuckles]

Hello.

Hello, Isabelle.

[deeper voice]
Hello, Isabelle.

[whispers]
Isabelle.

[exhales forcefully]

I'’m 9 hours
and 37 minutes early,

which is a good sign,
because that'’s 577 minutes.

Prime number.

[chirps]

So, what'’s up,
Isabelle?

♪♪ [Baroque]

[birds chirping]

[sighs]
I'’m late, which is ironic,

'’cause I started out 9 hours
and 23 minutes early.

You know what?
At this point,

probably better
not to go at all, you think?

[chirps]

Yeah.

I mean, she probably
left already.

And if she didn'’t,
she'’d just be really irritated
when I show up.

I wouldn'’t
know what to say.

You know how I get
when I don'’t know
what to say.

[chirping]Yeah.

Probably better
not to go at all.

[doorbell rings]

That'’s our doorbell.

[ringing continues]

I'’ll be right back.

Nice whale costume.

Dr. Mozart, I presume.

Mozart wasn'’t a doctor.

♪♪ [whistling Mozart'’s
Symphony No. 40]

♪♪ [whistling continues]

Symphony 40, G minor.

It'’s about anger,
passion and transcendence.

Like you.
Thanks.

I'’m sorry I'm 63 minutes late.
I really was gonna come.
I just--

That'’s okay.
I just figured you screwed up.

Come on.

So, I was gonna take the 303 bus
instead of the 809,

and then I was thinking
about how 303 squared is 91,809,

and the last three digits
are the same-- 809--

so I just forgot
which one I was gonna take.

And then
I was thinking--[shouts]

I figured
you screwed up.

Come on.
We'’re going this way.

Yeah.

So this is who
you really are?Yeah.

This is so hot!Yeah.

[laughs]
Are you in there?

Whoo-hoo!
Yeah.

♪♪ [sings, indistinct][woman laughs]

What are you
laughing at, toots?

At least my boyfriend'’s
a vegetarian!

You have a boyfriend?

No. It'’s a joke.

You'’re the vegetarian
because you'’re a whale.

Whales aren'’t vegetarians.
They eat krill.

So why is that?

Because they'’re
tiny shrimp.

That you'’re a whale?

There'’s lots of reasons.

Name six.

Well, for one,
they'’re very big.Oh, really?

Yeah.And?

Oh, all my life,

I'’ve kinda felt like
I was on the sidelines,

watching the parade go by.

But when you'’re a whale,
you are the parade.

I bet you know
all about whales.Yes.

Well, tell me.It'’s a very long story.

Well, the last bus

isn'’t for
another two hours,

47 minutes and three--

No. Two, one--
one second.

Quick, Donald, tell me!

♪ You changed me

Well, the bus is coming.

Yup.

So, Donald,
this is our first kiss.

No tongue.

[chuckles]Yeah.

Uh...Why don'’t you take
this thing off?

You don'’t need it anymore.Well,

I'’m not quite so sure
what I'’m wearing underneath.

Well, what the hell?

[unzips zipper]

Let'’s lift it up.Mmm.

Mr. Whale, you can go...
just there.

Yeah.This is nice.

Uh...
[stammers]

There was a mix-up
at the Laundromat.

[horn honks]

On second thought,
maybe we should
have some tongue.

[horn honks]

Ohh...
Call me!

Oh...

When?

When should I call you?

♪ I hold so much more

♪ My heart, I cared more

♪ You changed me

♪♪ [Mozart'’s Symphony No. 40]

[chirping]

♪♪ [continues] [chirping continues]

Hey. Move it.

Okay, move. Hey!

[mutters]

No? All right.
Just don'’t bite me.

[hissing]Boo?

[chuckles]
Honey, scoot.

[phone ringing]

[Isabelle]
Long messages
are cheerfully ignored.

Get it over with.
[beeps]

Uh, this is Donald Morton.

This is my eighth message.At least.

Uh, hey, I'’m sorry
I called so many times,

but you didn'’t say
when to call, so I...

Well, listen,
I won'’t bother you anymore.

That'’s what he said
the last time.

I just wanted to say again
I had a whale of a time
last night.

And I...

I understand.

I really do.

And I'’m always
gonna remember you,

the times
that we had and...

Donald Duck?

Oh. You'’re home.

Hi. Uh...

Uh, I didn'’t call
'’cause I didn't really
know what to say to you.

Uh, Donald, I don'’t know
where you and I could ever go.

We could go
to the amusement park.

Ha!

[laughs]

[Donald moaning]Donald, you can see
everything from up here!

Oh, geez.Look at the sky. It'’s the same
color as my jacket.

I'’m sure it's amazing.It is.

Ohhh!Especially to the east

where the sun'’s setting.

Actually, the sun
sets in the west.

Will you stop making
conversation, Donald?

This is somewhat
disappointing.

Just open your eyes.
It'’s great.

[laughing]

Whoo!

Ohhh!

It'’s kind of, like,
in the arcade.

When I wanna factor a number,
I just--

[stammering]
I visualize it

going across my eyes.

Pick a number.

589.

Okay, so then I shoot
prime numbers at it.

So three won'’t go into it,
and five won'’t go into it.

It won'’t even have a chance
'’cause it's not-- it doesn'’t
end in a five or a zero.

And then, you know,
seven, eleven.

And 19--
When I shoot 19,

it breaks into two--
19 and 31.

Ha!

Your process
is very sexual.

Primes are hot.

I like you.

You'’re so smart.
You'’re so cool.

You wanna know the secret
to this one? It'’s good.

You just-- You just-- You--

[clinking]

You throw them all
at the same time. You just--

No. Don'’t.

[clinking]

[high-pitched ringing]

[clanging]

Stop it!

Stop it!

Excuse me. Hey.

It'’s okay. It's okay.

We won the panda.
We got four rings on.

Can we go home now?

Yeah.

Don'’t freak out.[birds chirping]

It'’s okay.
I'’m better now.

I was talking to them.

Oh.

Here.

Come on, sweet baby.

[laughs]

Don'’t worry.
I'’m just talking to him.

That'’s Cockatiel Dundee.

Hey, Dundee.

That'’s Ricky,
and that'’s Lucy.

Hi.

And that'’s Piachi,
Chicken Boo.

And this is, uh,
Don Juan DeMarco.

[laughing]

Let'’s have a look
around the house, guys.

Ha!

[Donald]
I-- I save things,
because you never know.

You know?

You said your mom died.
You did bury her?

Yeah.

Just checking.

Let'’s sit down, huh?

[sighs]
Okay, guys.

Come on.

That'’s it.

Come on.

All right.
You can sit here.

You don'’t wanna sit here?

Come on.
There you go.

You can get off,
too, now.

That'’s it.
You go here.

There you are. Oh.

You want something to eat?[laughing]

You got any old food
in the fridge?

Yeah, yeah.
I got lots of old food.

You like old food?[groans]

Donald, this is about sex.

I'’m sorry. Was that...
a little abrupt?

I just--
I haven'’t had any...

in a-- in a long,
long time.

Yeah.

I had an instinct there.

But...sex is gonna
be terrific.

It'’s the most fun you can have
with your clothes off.

Hey, um,

I'’m sure you've been
with more attractive men.

Are you kidding me?
You are so hot.

Anyway, attraction
is a whole package.

I'’ve never been
with anyone like you.

You mean, the hygiene.

You know how many guys
would take me home

after that show
at the ringtoss?

Plenty.

Well, they wouldn'’t
be there in the morning.

I'’ll be there in the morning.
I live here.

Is there a pathway
to your bedroom?

Yeah.

Wanna go?

Now?

Yeah.

You know how,
in the jungle,

they say that some elephants
have longer trunks,

and some of them
have shorter ones?

Yeah.

Well,

I don'’t care

how long an elephant'’s
trunk is,

as long as
his dick'’s okay.

[giggles]

Sweetie, you can'’t
disappoint me.

'’Cause whatever you are

is exactly what I want.

[car alarm blaring]

[birds chirping]

Isabelle!

You know, at first
I was upset

that she didn'’t
even leave a note.

Then I realized
it was a kindness.

She'’s a sweet person.

I mean, why hurt
my feelings, you know?

The less said, the better.
You think?

Yeah?

So we just tuck it away,
you know?

Just leave it.

She said a lot
of beautiful things.

The fact that
she didn'’t mean them
only makes her nicer.

What was she gonna say?

"Thanks for the lousy sex"?

You talking about about me?

I just had to go home
to feed my animals. Mwah.

Uh, you know what I think
we should do today?

Buy you a nice suit.

Sure.

This is
my best friend, Bongo.

Hello.

I'’m just doing the dishes.

Cool.

Yeah.

Cool.

Here they are.

Yeah, he'’s coming.
He'’s coming.

Where'’ve you been?

I thought our friends
deserved to know

the truth of your treachery.

I believe in the truth.

You believe in gossip.

Are you sleeping with him?

Sure.
Janice, that'’s
a personal question.

Sure. Is that okay with you?

Oh.

Don'’t you hate
all his numbers?

Does he change his socks?

Is his penis big enough?

No, no, and...yes.

Oh.

Would you take me
to the movies
on Sunday at 5:00?

Janice, Sundays
I'’m with Isabelle. Sorry.

This is a classic,
vicious betrayal.

Very common in literature.

And life.

Hey. Nice to see you again,
Gregory.

[sniffs]

It'’s very nice
to smell you.

As you all know,

Isabelle and I
have been seeing each other
since Halloween.

Mmm.

And maybe we should talk about
how you feel about this.

It'’s sexual harassment!

Ha!

That'’s a very
serious accusation.

You used your position
to extort sexual favors.

You should be replaced.

My sister is a lawyer.

Gregory, Donald and I are just
getting to know each other.

So you can still date me?

Right now,
I just want to see Donald.

So when you'’re sick of him,
you can date me.

Skeets, let'’s hear from you.

Do you have any questions
about me and Isabelle?

There are 200
to 300 million sperm cells

in the average ejaculation.

Penguins mate
only once a year,

and it lasts three minutes.

I think they'’re
extremely sexy.

You want to know why?

I'’m only gonna tell you
if you want to know.

I want to know.I don'’t,
and that'’s for sure.

Skeets?

When penguins are reunited
after a long separation,

they stand breast to breast.

Their heads are thrown back,
and their little flippers
are trembling,

and they sing, Skeets,

because they'’re so happy
to find each other.

[Donald]
Gracie, how do you feel?

I feel sad.

About me and Isabelle?

Bronwin'’s daddy
has blood cancer.

Regular people get sick, too,
not just autistic people.

That'’s just the way it is.

Yeah, but these days,
lots of people get better

from chemotherapy.

I have to go now.
My parents are meeting me
at the bulletin...

Mm, the meeting just started.
Maybe your parents will be there

in a little while--Would you like me
to go with you?

You could call your parents,
and we could wait together...

by the bulletin board.

I'’d like to do that.

I'’ll go, too.

Not today.

Can I go to the funeral?

I'’m not going,
and that'’s for sure.

Donald!

♪ He started the day
with a mood and a shake ♪

♪ He was finally arranged

♪ Someone said
with a cold, hard chest ♪

♪ You'’re a mess ♪

♪ He woke up at nights

♪ He thought he was twice

♪ He was moving away

♪ '’Cause everyone thinks
that it goes away with age ♪

♪ Call me now,
don'’t start shaking ♪

All right.

Just for one day,
nobody shit.

♪ You'’re the only one
when times are tough ♪

♪ In your new age

♪ Hold me now

♪ Don'’t start shaking ♪

♪ You keep me safe,
you'’ll never break ♪

♪ You'’re the only one
when times are tough ♪

♪ In your new age

♪ You better be cool
at the time ♪

♪ He'’s walking along ♪

♪ With a soul in his lungs

♪ You stare at him long

♪ You can find a new song

♪ Everyone thinks
they'’ve got... ♪

Aah! Yuck!

That is so gross.

Izzy, I'’m home.

[panting]

Oh!

Oh, no!

Oh!

Oh.

What did you do?Huh?

Where'’s my stuff?
Do you hear
what I'’m saying?

Everything'’s here.
It'’s just organized.

[whimpers]

I thought you'’d l-like it.

Well, now I know
where everything is,

so you better be nice to me,

or I'’ll take the secret
to my grave.

Where'’s my shower curtain? Huh?

I threw it out.

What?
[shouts]

Well, I called the Center
for Disease Control in Atlanta,

but it was more
than they could handle.

It was mine!
This was all my stuff!

You had no right to do this!

I thought you'’d like it.

You stole my life.

[door slams]

♪ I feel simple

♪ I feel lost

♪ I feel heavy
with all the above ♪

28-54-10.

Count the 2. 85-4-10.

That'’s 250 squared times 5.

Times 13 times 73.

Okay.

21-87.

♪ One more blow will do me in [muttering]

♪ Silver heart
beneath this skin ♪

♪ It'’s so much safer here ♪

♪ It must be safer here

[tires screech][horn blows]

Trying to get yourself killed?

Maybe later.

"H-Lime." What'’s that
supposed to mean?

Harry Lime. Orson Welles,
The Third Man.

It'’s a movie.

Your plate'’s better.

You can take the letters
for Roman numerals, it'’s 215.

If you add the 1, it'’s 216.

That'’s 6 cubed.
27 is 3 cubed.

I'’m doing all the numbers
in the parking lot.

Helps calm me down.

You lose your job?

No, my woman.

And my shower curtain.

What'’s your
Social Security number?

♪ Ooh

[phone ringing]

[Isabelle]
Stop calling!

[Donald]
Hi. This is my 14th message.

Listen, I respectfully think
that you should change
your greeting

in case you get called
by your boss.

Seriously, I'’m fine now.

And I'’m sorry
I spoiled our evening.

I am really, really sorry.

It could never,
ever happen again.

I mean, to hell
with the shower curtain.

Hey.

I'’m sorry.

Everyone,
this is my boyfriend...

Donald Morton.

Oh.

The shower curtain.

Mac Farady, Brenda Mackie,

Wanda, my mentor.

I bought him this suit.

It was on sale.

Hey.

Hey.

♪ Fly

♪ On the wings of my heart
deep inside ♪

♪ I'’ve been falling apart ♪

♪ Ohhhh

♪ There'’s a magic in you ♪

♪ And I'’ll be ♪

♪ Only a soul of your love

♪ Your love

♪ There'’s a magic in you ♪

♪ And I'’ll be ♪

♪ Only as full of your love

One of the reasons
that I cleaned your apartment--

Oh, boy, it'’s great.

The cleaner the better,
that'’s what I say.

It'’s so we can have
our friends over, Donald.

Izzy, we don'’t have friends
who come over, ever.

Yeah. Wanna guess why?

Not really.

Donald?Izzy?

This is the most peaceful,

the most beautiful place
that I know.

Yeah.

And the world
doesn'’t want it anymore,

so they left it to me.

To us.

This is a special place

that'’s just for us.

You know what we need?

We need a little house
with a yard

so that we can plant flowers
and sit in the shade

and kiss under the stars.

Yeah.

The heavens
are very important to me.

So, um,
I found this tiny place,

and the rent
isn'’t gonna cost any more

than what we'’re already paying
with our two apartments.

Izzy, I got fired, remember?

Dr. Jeffries is the woman
at the university

who diagnosed me.

And I was telling her

about how you organized
this group of lonely people

that everybody else ignores.

I only did that
because I was lonely, too.

I was telling her
how much you care for them

and how much they love you,

because this is the real work
of your life, Donald,

only nobody pays you.

So I asked her if she could find
you a job at the university

that would enable you to
continue this invaluable work.You did what?

And she said,
"Yes, yes, yes!"

Izzy,

they don'’t have cabs
at the University
Medical Center.

Donald Duck,
it comes down to this.

Do you want
to make me happy?

[Man]
Well, for one thing,

I understand you'’re
a mathematical genius.

Who said that?

Dr. Jeffries recommended
that I call Isabelle Sorensen.

I hope that was all right.

Yeah, it'’s her fault
I'’m here in the first place.

Well, after everything
she told me,

and checking on your
excellent record in college,

I'’m wondering why you choose
to drive a taxi for a living.

I had my interview with IBM
after I graduated college.

They asked me
what my plans were,
and I said,

"Probably go to McDonald'’s
for a 12-piece McNugget
and two cheeseburgers,

and then do my laundry."

Did they laugh, at least?

They smiled
and they said they'’d call me.

They didn'’t.

Mr. Morton, uh,

I run administrative services
for the medical center.

Your profile is a plus,
because we want to give

opportunities to people
with special needs.

You can say autistic.
I already know.

Touché.

Your job would be looking
at statistical runs--
finding inconsistencies,

telling me where the computer
got it wrong.

You can do that, can'’t you?Oh, sure.

Well, I can'’t, and neither can
anybody else I'’ve ever met.

So...

I'’m blessed to have you.

♪ It'’s the sound ♪

♪ Of your voice
as it comes in clear ♪

♪ When we'’re laying
ear to ear ♪

Where you want me
to put him?

Um--

♪♪ [vocalizes]

Okay.

♪ Through the falling breeze

♪ It'’s the view
of the sky ♪

♪ Underneath the canopy

♪ With your body next to me

♪ Swinging in between

♪ The trees

♪ It'’s the now ♪

♪ And the moment

♪ That I feel

♪ And everything is real

♪ It'’s the sense ♪

♪ Of your hand
against my skin ♪

♪ And of the tickling wind

[screaming]

Donald!What?

Prepare to die!

Okay. You ready?

Yes, you are.No.

It'’s gonna be fine.
Okay?

Scissors.
First, some water.

Ready?Yeah.

One, two, three. Water.

Oh, no! No.

Donald, sit down.

Come--No.

Come on. It'’s gonna be fine.
Come here.

Hello!
Hi.

Nice day, huh?Hey.

Hi.

I think they'’re
the neighbors, huh?

It'’s too expensive, Dundee.
It'’s too expensive.

[sighs]

All right.

Have a good day.

Bye

Isabelle, there'’s something
I need to talk to you about
that...

sometimes you find
kind of enraging.

Oh, yeah?Yeah.

Try me.

Oh.

[clears throat]

Tonight, when my boss
comes here for dinner,

I just want everything
to be really nice.

You know?

He'’s a really good person,
and I really like my job.

I just want everything--

To be nice.

Yeah.

Okay.

Have a nice day at work.

You, too.

Bye!

Izzy, we'’re home!

[birds chirping]

Uh, can you
shut the door?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I told her
to put everybody

into his or her
or their cages, respectively,

but she didn'’t, and...

Come on, you guys.
Come on.

Come on, you guys.
Stay. Stay.

Yeah. Oh. Oh.

Here she is.

Izzy!

All the birds were out.

Yep.

Hank Wallace,
Isabelle.

Uh, nice to put a face
with the voice.

That'’s right.

We talked about what a genius
Mr. Morton is,

not to mention a saint.

Why, only this morning,

he advised me to be
on my very tippy-toe

best behavior tonight
so I didn'’t weird you out.

So feel free to advise me
if I deviate from normality

at any time.

Sense of humor.
We'’re working on it.

Do you like
vegetable lasagna, Hank?

Sure.

How about a beer?

See you inside.

It'’s great
vegetable lasagna.

♪♪ [Mozart'’s
"A Little Night Music"]

I don'’t pretend
to be an expert,

but--Oh, that-- that'’s great,

'’cause I hate it
when people do that.

But your paintings
are impressive.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.
Thank you.

Most people want me to paint
something else, you know,

w-with fewer eyes,
less violent, less insane.

I used to tell Donald
I wanted him to hear
my paintings

and see my music,
'’cause I wanted him

to understand '’em like
other people couldn'’t.

She doesn'’t understand
that I-- I can and I-- I do.

And most people do.
It'’s pretty--
It'’s pretty normal.

♪♪ [continues]

[Hank chuckles]Uh, I'’m--

I'’m basically a failure, Hank,
in the material world.

I used to be a piano tuner.She has perfect pitch.

I made good money.
It'’s a valued trade,

but half the clients hit on me,
and the other half would say

something stupid enough to where
I'’d blurt out something rude.

Ha!

I say things as I think them,
you know?

Out loud, most of the time.

Can'’t hold my temper.
I'’m arrogant, impatient,

and-- and I don'’t
suffer fools.

Uh, I have a good heart,
believe it or not.

But it doesn'’t
pay so good, so...

I'’m lucky that I have
a wonderful guy

who'’s also very generous.

Did he tell you about
our plans for the house?

Mm-mm.
Oh.

Well, they'’re not exactly plans
that we plan to implement.

[stammering]
Maybe ideas, more.

We'’re gonna put this
big sandbox right here

in the living room
so people and animals
can play.

Whatever.

And then outside,
we'’re gonna put this big

aviary so the birds
and lizards and Bongo
can hang out.

Have you met Bongo?Uh, no,
not officially.

Have you noticed that
the winters are coming
later and later every year?

Huh?
[laughs]

I like that.
And it was actuallyHave you?

Donald'’s idea that we put

a piano in the yard
so all the local animals
can listen to me play.

It must be global warming![squealing]

Interrupting is not the way

to become the focus
of attention, Donald.

It'’s very...autistic.

Ooh. Where was I? The walls.

So I'’m gonna pick
from these one-of-a kind
savage colors,

and then get fabrics
to put all over the carpet

and stuff that scream
"jungle," you know?

And then right up there,
above the doorway,

I want to put
this whale-shaped thing

that you
have to walk through,
and then eventually,

a full-sized aquarium
because obviously,
we love birds,

but we also love fish.

How are we gonna
pay for all this?

[Donald breathing heavily]

My boss is gonna think
that we'’re crazy.

Who got you that job
in the first place?

You only got it for me
so that I could

get you this house
and these luxuries.

Well, it'’s obvious we don't
share the same dreams.

That job was for you,
and I pushed,

and I sweet-talked you
into it because I knew

that you would never
go down there by yourself.

But it was all for you
so you could be
proud of yourself!

I have put up with an array
of shit from you

that no one should tolerate
because I thought

that you would do
the same for me,

but you made me
feel like a freak!

Behave for your boss?

I mean,
this is coming from who,
Mr. Whale Costume,

Mr. Toxic Toilet?

What about the show
that you put on in there?

Did you do one thing
the entire night that was
even halfway normal?

No.

Because I was mad and,
sadly, I was just being myself.

Oh, that'’s yourself.
That'’s yourself?

That'’s the whole point,
Donald Duck.

[snickers]

You'’re just one more guy

who sees who I really am
and can'’t handle it.

Broke my heart to see
how scared your were.

Scared?Bringing home your boss

to prove that you were normal
by showing off your smart,
pretty little wife.

Ha!Only he saw that she was
just as crazy as you are.

Crazier!

Crazier.

There'’s one difference
between us, Donald.

You want to be normal.
You crave it.

And that is
what broke us up.

I'’m leaving now.

I don'’t want you here
when I get back.

I don'’t want you here ever,
or you will regret it!

[door slams]

♪ Feed me somethin'’ ♪

♪ We'’ll go back to the start ♪

♪ Take pride of place

♪ Understand our reasons

♪ A photograph

♪ Taken at the time

♪ When confidence

♪ Won'’t up and leave ♪

[Isabelle on machine]
So I got an unlisted number.

But there was no other way.

I can picture you still calling
every three minutes,

hoping for some
electronic miracle.

Um...

I'’m not mad anymore,
Donald.

I'’m okay.

So don'’t obsess on all
that stuff I said.

Does she have any idea
who she'’s talking to?

I'’ve never been able to stay
with any guy for very long,

so I knew I'’d end up
breaking your heart.

A piece of advice:
Set a limit

on how many times
you play this.

Like 20.
And then erase it, okay?

That'’s 32 times
that I'’ve heard.

[beeps]It doesn'’t
cost anything.

Don'’t worry.
I won'’t go out with her.

I could never
do that to you.

♪ So loosen your hold

♪ Though you might
be frightened ♪

♪ Release or be caught

♪ If this be the right thing

♪ Unable by thought

♪ To look what
the tide brings in ♪

Uh, who'’ll go
whale watching?

It'’s a wholesome activity,
and the w-weather
should be ideal,

barring u-unforeseen conditions
to the contrary,

such as a--
a low-pressure front

which could really
have the boat
r-rocking and rolling.

The ocean'’s
five hours away.

Uh, yeah, but w-whales
are Donald'’s favorite thing.

And-- And it would cheer him up
from Isabelle dumping him.

I'’m not going,
and that'’s for sure.

[mutters]

But you could be
the cruise lecturer.

Uh, it'’s a very
prestigious position.

Or perhaps, uh, the contrasting
administrations

of Chester A. Arthur
and Millard Fillmore--
whatever.

Uh, that'’s seven.
Just two more
for the group rate.

Let'’s watch a whale.
It'’s on Sunday.

Sunday I see my daddy
in the hospital.

That'’s just
the way it is.

I could call Isabelle.
She doesn'’t hate me.

I have a list of friends.

Some of them are women.

♪ So loosen your hold

♪ Though you might
be frightened ♪

♪ Release or be caught

♪ If this be
the right thing ♪

♪ Unable by thought

♪ To look what
the tide brings in ♪

♪ To look what
the tide brings in ♪

♪ To look what
the tide brings in ♪

I know why you like
livin'’ with me.

I'’m neater than Isabelle.

You'’re neater than me,

tied with Blume,
and that'’s it.

I file my food.
Nobody does that.

Can I give you
some advice?Can I humanly stop you?

Stick with the group.

Compared to us,
you'’re a god.

And, uh,
next to Isabelle,

which you will
never be again,

you don'’t
come off so hot.

[Janice]
We can hear you!

You got a message.

You got 17 of '’em.

Actually,
they'’re not for me.

[beeps]

[Isabelle]
Donald?

Donald, please
be there. Please.

Goddamn it,
he'’s dead, Donald.

Oh, Donald, Bongo died.

That'’s the rabbit.

Where are you?

[bird squawking]

I'’m so glad you came.

I don'’t know why
I went over the edge.

I'’ve lost pets
all my life.

What?

I missed you.

You never came for
the birds or the whale.

God, you must have
missed them.

If I took them away,
this wouldn'’t be
my home anymore.

Be my friend, Donald.

Be my best friend, please,
because I really need you.

I always felt like
you wanted us to--
to get married or something.

Did I ever say that?Not in words.

But instead of that,
do you want to just
be my friend?

Without the sex?

Without the pressure.

My friendship
is all I have to give.

Do you want it?

Of course.

That makes me so happy.

Yeah, but how do you know
that she knows what she wants?

I mean, you didn'’t see the way
that she was looking at me.

That'’s because
I wasn'’t there.

Yeah, but she was talking
about marriage.

To tell you that
she didn'’t want to.

Yeah, but I didn'’t
bring it up, she did.

And when I brought up sex,
she didn'’t exactly say no.

Oh, when women want sex,
they usually say,

"Yes!"

Why are you
saying this?Donald...

Donald...

Donald, if there'’s one thing
I know, it'’s chicks.

That was a good load.

Good dryer. Good pace.

Yeah, but...

[Isabelle]
Did you fix your tie?

Your table is ready.
Right this way.

♪♪ [piano][chattering]

This is so pretty,
Donald.

Ha! Look!

There'’s a little fish.
There'’s three. Hello.

[chuckles]

Your chair, miss.

Thank you.

And may I
take your coat?

Oh.
[laughs]

Yes.

Thank you.

You'’re welcome.

Oh.

And here'’s your menu.

Thank you.

Sir?Yes.

Your waiter will
be with you soon.Thank you.

And have
a wonderful evening.

Thanks.

Well, this is
completely irrational,

but I'’m very impressed.

Izzy--Oh, my God!

Ha! This is gonna
cost you a fortune.Yeah.

They told me this is
the best food in town.

I wanted the place to be--

to be special,
because, um...

I have something special
to-- to talk about.

Is it a surprise?Good evening.

Huh?

What is it?

What is it?

Donald?

Anything from the bar?Go away. What?

What is it?Take your time.
I'’ll come back.

Tell me. Tell me.I'’ll let you know
the specials.

What is it?

[mutters]

Izzy,

I don'’t think you know
what you want.

Uh, you got us
the house,

and you got--
you got me the job.

And--

And we keep--
we keep fighting, and--

But you keep bringing me
back into your life.

And--

And today
you brought up marriage.

And I think
that you want that.

And I want that,
too, because--

because you'’re
my only chance, and I--
I want that chance.

That'’s very fucking flattering.

[stammering]
You'’re my only chance
because I love you!

And I'’m your only chance
because you love me, too.

Marry me, Isabelle.

[sniffles]
Thanks for taking
the pressure--

Isabelle,
don'’t freak out!

No. You'’re just like
all the others.

No, I'’m not like all the others!I don'’t want you
to save me!

I just want
to be left alone!

[man clears throat]

Oh...

[murmuring]

♪ I feel simple

♪ I feel lost [crying]

♪ I feel heavy
with all the above ♪

♪ I want to get away [grunts]

♪ I'’ve got to get away ♪

85-- Why did I have to
ask her to marry me?

♪ Sometimes love disagrees

[grunts]

♪ I'’ll take what I can get ♪

♪ I'’ll take what
I can get ♪ Ohh! Okay.

♪♪ [vocalizing]

Okay.

♪ Oh, we get
so overwhelmed ♪Okay. 47, 48--

♪♪ [vocalizing]

No! I gotta go home.

I gotta tell her
not to marry me.

Izzy? We gotta talk!

Izzy, where are you?

[Woman on P.A. system]
Paging Dr. Bender.
Paging Dr. Bender.

Donald? I'’m Dr. Jeffries,
Isabelle'’s psychiatrist.

Are you okay?Is she okay?

I signed a release,
and she left.

Is that safe?

She'’s gonna be fine.
She'’ll be in therapy.

But she doesn'’t need therapy.
She'’s not crazy.

Donald, she needs someone
to listen to her.

I'’ll go home,
and I'’ll listen.

I'’m an excellent listener.

I'’ll improve.

No, I won'’t.

Well, Asperger'’s
is a funny animal.

Can I go home now?

Donald,

I don'’t want you
to see her,

I don'’t want you
to call her,

and neither does she.

Okay?

Look at it this way.
She tried to kill herself

because he wouldn'’t
stop calling her.

No! She tried to kill
herself because I wanted
to marry her!

It'’s completely different!If I were you, I would
ask me for advice.

Don'’t play
her little game.

Write a story
about how she was eaten
by Peruvian fire ants

and then run over by a car
and then fax it to her.

She'’s expecting
me to call!

If I don'’t,
she'’s gonna go crazy

and think that
I don'’t love her anymore!

I'’m gonna find another phone.
I know the number.

Is it as good as
the number as, say, 2809?

2809 is 53 squared,
and 5 plus 3 is 8.

The cube root of 8 is 2,
which is her dress size.

I bought her this
beautiful little dress
the other day

that has these
little flowers on it.6.

It'’s not a richly
textured number,
but it is her shoe size.

She has beautiful feet.
You guys, I know her
better than anybody!

I know that she needs me
to call.

What if the doctor is right,
and you call
and she kills herself?

And then you'’ll regret it
for the rest of your life.

How am I gonna--
How am I gonna stop myself?

What do you wear
when you stop smoking?

A nicotine patch.

Huh?

9660.

[mutters]

Mmm...

[grunts]

[chattering]

[Woman]
Throw me your laptop,
will you?

[Woman #2]
I can'’t. I have to
take it with me.

Excuse me. Do you know
when the next bus,
the 217, runs?

Sorry.

I'’m chasing someone.

By bus.

Oh, it'’s important.

Important enough
to take the bus.

Yeah.

My girlfriend left me
because I wanted
to get married,

and she wanted
to stay just friends.

Ah. The slower this chase,
the better.

Yeah, yeah.

Stop the bus!

All this time,
you didn'’t call.

I was gonna call.

You were?

Well, just to tell you
that I wasn'’t gonna call
so that you wouldn'’t

be aggravated,
sitting around
waiting and wondering

when I was--Gonna call?

Yeah.

But in the end,
I figured that...

forcing myself into your life
was probably not right.

I would always do that.

So the only nice thing
I had left to give
was just not to call.

[sighs]

I hated you for not calling
because you were
always gonna be there.

And when you weren'’t,
it was as if...

you didn'’t love me anymore.

So go home.
I'’ll call you.

[sighs]

I can'’t promise you
the future, Donald Duck.

I don'’t know
if this is for two days
or 20 years.

Finally something about us
that'’s normal.

Oh.

I missed you so much.[no audible dialog]

Look what Donald made.I'’m hungry.

Here we go.Delicious.

Happy Thanksgiving.Stop.

Blume, no! No.

Blume.Put that down!

Um, all right.
So I want
to thank Donald,

who made
this amazing lunch.

Mmm.
And...

I just wanted to thank you
all for coming

because you
are our family.

[Man]
Mmm.

And I--

Well, we love you.

Yeah.

Hear, hear.

Wait. Wait.

This is to Donald Morton,

my husband.

Cheers!

[mouthing words]

I love you!

[chattering]

♪ One of these days

♪ I'’m gonna get up ♪

♪ And laugh right
in the face of Destiny ♪

♪ And one of these days

♪ I'’m gonna take you ♪

♪ And make you see
we'’re just a family ♪

Anyone want gravy?

♪ Rollin'’ along the road ♪

♪ Hold on

♪ Whoa, no

♪ Carry the load

♪ Hold on

♪ Whoa, no

♪ Where should we go?

♪ Hold on

♪ Whoa, noooo

♪ Well, one of these days

♪ One of these terrible

♪ Terrible days

♪ One of these terrible

♪ Terrible

♪ Oh, one of these days
I'’m gonna wake up ♪

♪ And tear a page
right out of history ♪

♪ And one of these days
we'’re gonna all shine ♪

♪ If you'’d only
put your trust in me ♪

♪ Rollin'’ along the road ♪

♪ Hold on

♪ Whoa, no

♪ Carry the load

♪ Hold on

♪ Whoa, no

♪ Where should we go?

♪ Hold on

♪ Whoa, noooo

♪ Well, one of these days

♪ One of these terrible

♪ Terrible days

♪ One of these terrible

♪ Terrible

♪ Oh, one of these days
I'’m gonna wake up ♪

♪ And tear a page
right out of history ♪

♪ And one of these days
we'’re gonna all shine ♪

♪ If you'’d only
put your trust in me ♪

♪ Rollin'’ along the road ♪

♪ Hold on

♪ Whoa, no

♪ Carry the load

♪ Hold on

♪ Whoa, no

♪ Where should we go?

♪ Hold on

♪ Whoa, noooo

♪ Well, one of these days

♪ One of these terrible

♪ Terrible days

♪♪ [vocalizing]