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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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( jazzy rendition of
Brady Bunch theme plays)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Greg, watch the...
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watch out for the wagon now.
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Don't go on the grass.
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( sighs)
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How did I do?
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Well, you did fine.
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I'm proud of you.
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You really mean it?
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Anybody who can navigate
the Brady obstacle course
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without a major collision
is ready for anything.
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I hope I do as well tomorrow
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when I take that driver's test.
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No, you'll do fine.
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( both laughing)
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I wish you kids
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would keep your junk
out of the driveway.
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"Kids"?
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Look who's calling who "kids."
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When you're old
enough to drive a car,
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you're not a kid anymore.
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Oh, big man.
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Look, for your information,
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they don't give a
license to just anybody.
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And in 24 hours,
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I'm going to have one that says
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"Greg Brady, qualified driver."
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If you pass the test.
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( snickers)
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( girls laughing)
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He can't even
unbuckle his seat belt.
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MARCIA: Great driver.
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Oh, you've got it.
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I've been looking
all over for it.
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Oh, boy, there sure
are a lot of rules
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and regulations.
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You got to know this
whole thing exactly.
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Even if I could
learn the written part,
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I'd still have a problem.
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Why's that?
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I don't know how to drive.
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You mean you've never driven?
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Only shopping carts.
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Over 100,000 miles,
only one accident.
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If you want to learn,
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I could teach you easily.
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Oh, you really think so?
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Oh, sure. Come on.
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Yeah. We'll use these. Okay.
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This will be the
driver seat. All right.
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The passenger seat.
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I'll fasten my seat belt, huh?
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( chuckles)
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Okay.
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This will be your
steering wheel.
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Oh, that is some
classy steering wheel.
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( imitates engine
idling) Hold it.
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What's the matter?
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You forgot to
turn on the engine.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Huh, ah, ah, ah...
Hold it. Hold it.
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What's the matter now?
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You can't just pull
away from the curb
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without checking behind you.
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You have a rearview mirror
up here and over there,
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and check over your shoulder.
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Eh, eh, eh, all right. Now...
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( imitates engine idling)
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( chuckles)
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That's a nice, quiet engine.
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You're doing fine.
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Thank you.
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You better watch it now, Alice.
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You're on the freeway.
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Freeway? Oh, no,
you don't catch me...
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Alice, hang onto the wheel.
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( humming)
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ALICE: Look out!
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What are you doing, Alice?
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I'm driving.
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In the kitchen?
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No, on the freeway.
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It's my first driving lesson.
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We'd better get out of here.
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Yeah. This is no
place for pedestrians.
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( sighs)
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I thought I heard
the car drive up.
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What's taking Greg so long?
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There will be no living with him
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once he gets his license.
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Well, look, Marcia,
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I wouldn't tease
him if I were you.
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I mean, you're going to
be getting your license
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in another year or two.
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Boy, they'll give a
license to anybody.
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Is that so?
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Yeah. Cool it.
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( door closing)
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MARCIA: Hi, Greg.
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( mumbles): Hi.
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Oh, uh, Dad had to
go back to the office.
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He said he'd be
home in time for dinner.
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You don't have to tell us, Greg.
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We can tell by the
look on your face.
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A lot of people don't pass
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the first time, honey.
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What did the man say?
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The man... said
to show you this.
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Oh, you!
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It's your license.
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Congratulations!
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Boy, that was pretty sneaky
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putting us on like that.
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But we'll let you drive
us around anyway.
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Yeah, congratulations.
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Thanks.
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Oh, that's great.
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Well, look, you
know, I promised you
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you can drive my
car once in a while,
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and I'm sure your father
will let you drive his, too.
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You and Dad don't have
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to worry about that anymore.
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What do you mean?
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Now that I'm an official driver,
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I'll buy a car of my own.
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A car of your own!
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I don't know which of
these cars I'd rather have.
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Boy, are you a dreamer.
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Yeah, what are you
going to use for money?
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This convertible is groovy.
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But the hardtop
is pretty sharp, too.
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Why don't you get them
both, Mr. Moneybags?
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You guys think I'm
kidding about getting a car?
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If you're not, you're nuts.
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Just to prove it... Peter,
you know my bike?
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Yeah. What about it?
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Now that I'll be
getting a car of my own,
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I won't need the bike anymore.
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You can have it.
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I can? Sure.
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What's the catch?
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Can't a guy perform a
simple act of generosity
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without being suspected?
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Boy, I always said
you were the greatest.
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Didn't I, Bobby?
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No. Just this morning...
Who asked you?
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Thanks, Greg.
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Think nothing of it.
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GREG: Hi, Dad.
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Hi.
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Say, I hear you've been
talking about buying a car.
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Yeah, I figured why should I
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inconvenience you and
Mom always borrowing yours?
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That's very considerate of you.
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Is this the one
you have in mind?
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No, but I'm going to try
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and get something
as close to it as I can.
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( whistles)
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That's a pretty fancy machine.
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A gentle reminder
to you, my boy:
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Your name is Brady, not Onassis.
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I'm going to buy it, Dad.
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Look, I've been saving: $109.
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Hey, you have been adding to it.
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That's good.
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( chuckles): Okay.
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But I want you to
promise me one thing:
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Before you buy a car,
you let me look at it.
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Sure, Dad.
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How did you manage
to save all that?
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It wasn't easy.
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I had to give up a lot
of the necessities of life.
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Like what?
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Pizzas and French
fries and girls...
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Girls?
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Well, mostly pizzas
and French fries.
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I still don't like the idea
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of a 16-year-old
owning his own car.
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Well, now look, honey,
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you know, we did promise him.
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And he's had driver's
education in school,
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he's passed his test,
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and really, he's a
pretty good driver.
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I know, but why can't he
drive your car or my car?
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In the long run, what
difference does it make?
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Your car, my car, his car.
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You got to be logical with him.
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I don't have to be
logical... I'm a mother.
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Well, anyway,
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I think you're
worrying prematurely
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because by the time
Greg gets enough money
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for the kind of car he wants,
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the 1999 models
are going to be here.
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Oh, no, he wants to
buy a car right now.
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Look, he's only got
a hundred bucks.
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He's not going be
satisfied with anything
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he can get for that.
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Just a hundred dollars?
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Yes, and delusions of grandeur.
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What kind of a car could he get
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for a hundred dollars?
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She's a beauty, ain't she, Greg?
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I'm only selling her
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because I need a
fast hundred bucks.
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You know, I got five or six guys
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just waiting to buy this baby,
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but it's such a good deal,
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I wanted a friend
to have it first.
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Thanks, Eddie,
I appreciate that.
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There's an awful
lot of chrome missing
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up and down here,
and all these dents.
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What chrome missing?
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I got it right here.
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You just straighten it out.
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As for these dents,
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take it to the auto
shop at school,
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they'll pound them
right out for you.
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So it sticks a little.
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When you own a convertible,
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you don't use doors...
You just jump right in.
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Sports car, right?
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Right.
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But if you want to
do it the regular way,
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it does work.
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You see?
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Eddie, look at this big hole
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in the backseat.
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What hole?
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A little rip.
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Just sew it up.
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Only a dime for
needle and thread.
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Listen to this horn.
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( honks horn)
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The windshield
wipers work, the radio...
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Can I hear the engine?
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Sure. Purrs like a kitten.
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( engine starting)
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( engine chugging)
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( engine rumbling, backfires)
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Runs a little rough
until she warms up,
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then she's great.
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Yeah, I can feel it.
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( engine backfires)
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( turns off engine, backfires)
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The idle just needs
to be adjusted.
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All this baby needs
is a little bit of work.
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Eddie, I don't know.
268
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,529
Greg, Greg, for a hundred bucks
269
00:10:03,553 --> 00:10:04,931
and a little bit of work,
270
00:10:04,955 --> 00:10:07,588
you got yourself a car
that's worth maybe $500.
271
00:10:07,657 --> 00:10:09,791
Think all it'll take
is a little work?
272
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,003
Positive.
273
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,471
Tell you what I'm gonna do...
274
00:10:12,495 --> 00:10:14,673
I'm gonna throw in a repair
manual, absolutely free.
275
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,799
With this, a ten-year-old
could fix her up.
276
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,968
I told my dad I'd let him look
277
00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,270
at anything I bought first.
278
00:10:22,338 --> 00:10:24,338
What time is it, Greg?
279
00:10:24,407 --> 00:10:25,706
It's 3:20. Why?
280
00:10:25,776 --> 00:10:27,475
Car's gonna be gone
281
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,521
by the time you
get your dad here.
282
00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,373
I got a guy coming
in ten minutes.
283
00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:37,168
And with him...
it's a sure sale.
284
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,170
Eddie, I don't know.
285
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,840
Greg, it's a great deal.
286
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,886
Or would you rather
wait five or six years
287
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,577
for a set of wheels?
288
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,166
Cocoa, uh, sugar...
289
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,546
Yup. ( car horn honking)
290
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,614
Peanut butter. Right.
291
00:10:54,638 --> 00:10:58,172
( car horn blowing off-key)
292
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,341
What on earth was that?
293
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,776
( horn blowing off-key)
294
00:11:01,844 --> 00:11:03,322
Sounds like the mating call
295
00:11:03,346 --> 00:11:05,613
of a lovesick moose.
296
00:11:05,682 --> 00:11:08,266
( horn blowing off-key)
297
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,467
What's that?
298
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:10,635
That sounds horrible!
299
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,153
I know. Come on.
300
00:11:12,221 --> 00:11:16,507
( horn blowing off-key)
301
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,025
Oh...
302
00:11:20,864 --> 00:11:23,264
( horn blowing off-key)
303
00:11:28,704 --> 00:11:30,371
Hi.
304
00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,673
Greg, could you
turn that thing off?
305
00:11:32,742 --> 00:11:33,891
Dad, I'm trying.
306
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,394
As soon as I get
the hood open...
307
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,218
( horn stops)
308
00:11:46,356 --> 00:11:47,805
How do you like her?
309
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:51,108
( laughing)
310
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:52,393
Oh, Mike.
311
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,540
She's mine; all mine.
312
00:11:54,564 --> 00:11:56,564
( hissing)
313
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,955
Head for the hills, men!
314
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,658
The dam has busted!
315
00:12:18,521 --> 00:12:19,954
Greg, are you trying to tell us
316
00:12:20,023 --> 00:12:22,673
that you actually
bought this, uh...
317
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,309
Classic, Dad.
318
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,521
Mike, do you think it's safe
319
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,045
for him to drive it?
320
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,025
Honey, I think it's the safest
kind of car you could have...
321
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,315
One that's not going to run.
322
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,194
A little work, I'll have
this thing running great.
323
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:33,429
Listen, I thought
you promised me
324
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,031
that you were going
to let me look at the car
325
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,532
before you bought it. Yeah.
326
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,534
I know, but I had to move fast.
327
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,369
A lot of other guys
wanted to buy this thing,
328
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,204
but my friend, Eddie,
offered it to me first.
329
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,605
It was such a great bargain,
330
00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:44,873
I knew you'd understand.
331
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:47,332
Some friend, that Eddie.
332
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,499
Yeah.
333
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,169
Greg, uh, what
did you pay for it?
334
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,517
A hundred bucks.
335
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,882
Eddie said it was a steal.
336
00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,340
Yeah, I think it was a steal.
337
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,885
He even threw in
this repair manual.
338
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,120
Now with this thing,
339
00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,388
even a ten-year-old
could fix her up.
340
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,657
See, it tells you how
to boil out a carburetor,
341
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,448
work on the timing gear,
342
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,117
and a lot of stuff
about the transmission.
343
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,863
Well, I think I'll leave
you two mechanics
344
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,387
to work out the greasy details.
345
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,690
I'll be back in about an hour
to see Old Faithful blow again.
346
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,944
Well, do you think
you could get it started
347
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,113
so I could hear the engine?
348
00:13:19,181 --> 00:13:22,182
Uh, sure, Dad. Yeah.
349
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:36,831
( engine rattling loudly)
350
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,333
How does it sound?
351
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:42,737
Like a flock of
geese heading south.
352
00:13:42,806 --> 00:13:44,338
Sick geese.
353
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,908
( engine stops)
354
00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:49,577
Yeah, well, Eddie
says that's the idle.
355
00:13:49,646 --> 00:13:53,380
Nothing a couple of turns
of a screwdriver can't fix.
356
00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:54,648
You know what, Dad?
357
00:13:54,717 --> 00:13:55,816
I was thinking.
358
00:13:55,885 --> 00:13:57,496
Put a new coat of paint on here.
359
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,960
Maybe a rally stripe
down the front of the hood.
360
00:14:00,022 --> 00:14:02,134
Mag wheels, a whip
antenna for the radio.
361
00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:03,591
Don't you think
that's gonna strain
362
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:04,958
your budget a little bit?
363
00:14:05,027 --> 00:14:07,762
Well, not if I do
all the work myself.
364
00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:09,141
It shouldn't cost much at all.
365
00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:11,599
Not much more than
a new Rolls-Royce.
366
00:14:11,668 --> 00:14:14,602
Yeah, well, maybe I
can do a little bit at a time.
367
00:14:14,671 --> 00:14:16,270
Well, all right, all right.
368
00:14:16,339 --> 00:14:19,774
We'll work it out.
369
00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:22,276
You know, it-it
kind of reminds me
370
00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:25,446
of an old car my
dad used to have.
371
00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:28,516
Matter of fact, I think
it is my dad's old car.
372
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,148
Jan, you don't stir paint
with a socket wrench.
373
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,309
You'll ruin it.
374
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,477
Give it to me.
375
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,145
Okay, here.
376
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,981
Thanks a lot.
377
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,320
Is all the rust coming off?
378
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,533
I hope not.
379
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,989
What do you mean?
380
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,236
It's the only thing
holding the car together.
381
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,326
Take it easy.
382
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,128
At least the upholstery
is clean, Greg.
383
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,541
Great. Thanks, Marcia.
384
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,376
Hey, what's that stuff
you're cleaning it with?
385
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,432
Water.
386
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,766
Black water?
387
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,602
It wasn't black when I started.
388
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:07,938
( vacuum cleaner whirring)
389
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,440
What do you think you're doing?
390
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,941
Cleaning the engine.
391
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,111
There's a lot of grease
and gunk in here.
392
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,945
You don't clean an
engine with a vacuum.
393
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:16,614
Get that out of here.
394
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:19,016
( muttering): Kids.
395
00:15:22,806 --> 00:15:25,556
Hey, Alice, what
are you cooking?
396
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,225
Something new?
397
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,927
Would you care to
guess, Mrs. Brady?
398
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,896
Well, it certainly
smells odd. Cabbage?
399
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,148
Nope.
400
00:15:34,217 --> 00:15:37,568
Well, now I know it's
not Brussels sprouts.
401
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,081
Nope. Give up? Yes.
402
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,505
Specialty of the house:
403
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,075
Boiled-out carburetor a la Greg.
404
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,495
( family talking excitedly)
405
00:15:48,564 --> 00:15:51,081
Listen, I knew you
thought I'd never get done...
406
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,194
That's true.
407
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,384
But here it is.
408
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,164
Well, I have to admit, I
was a doubting Thomas.
409
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,288
Yeah, and I was Mrs.
Doubting Thomas.
410
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,217
I guess I'm just a
natural-born mechanic.
411
00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:01,241
I got the engine
running like a watch.
412
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,352
ALICE: What's that?
413
00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:06,441
Spare parts for the watch?
414
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,399
No, I redesigned the engine.
415
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,834
That's just extra
junk we didn't need.
416
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,798
All right, everybody,
you're about to see
417
00:16:12,822 --> 00:16:15,522
the hottest set of wheels
this side of Indianapolis.
418
00:16:15,591 --> 00:16:18,111
CAROL: Okay.
419
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,347
I think we put the cloth on
420
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,166
before the paint was dry.
421
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:31,105
I think it's just caught
in the door here.
422
00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:34,142
Here it is, folks.
423
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,210
Ta-da!
424
00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:36,610
( all laughing)
425
00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:38,812
( all murmuring admiration)
426
00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:42,984
MIKE: You've certainly
done a fine job, son.
427
00:16:43,052 --> 00:16:45,903
Say, that looks marvelous.
428
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,139
Wait till you hear the engine.
429
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:55,413
( engine idling smoothly)
430
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:57,192
Oh, and I fixed that
short in the horn, too.
431
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:59,466
In fact, I rewired all
the electrical circuits.
432
00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:01,619
Listen to this horn.
433
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,546
He did say horn...
didn't he say horn?
434
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,266
( squeaking, whining)
435
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,201
( bangs)
436
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,685
What's causing that?
437
00:17:18,754 --> 00:17:22,056
( horn blowing off-key)
438
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,792
( steam hissing)
439
00:17:24,861 --> 00:17:26,927
It's going mad.
440
00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:31,565
( squeaking, whining,
wailing, hissing)
441
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,161
Hey, you better bail out.
442
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,953
( squeaking, whining,
wailing, hissing)
443
00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,940
Boy, did I ever get
stuck with a lemon.
444
00:17:40,009 --> 00:17:41,508
"A little elbow grease."
445
00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:43,722
Well, I don't think
a little elbow grease
446
00:17:43,746 --> 00:17:45,324
is going to cure rigor mortis.
447
00:17:45,348 --> 00:17:46,280
Careful, Dad.
448
00:17:46,349 --> 00:17:47,781
You're liable to crush the door.
449
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:49,616
Some friend, that Eddie.
450
00:17:49,685 --> 00:17:51,496
Aw, come on, Greg,
forget about Eddie.
451
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,664
You made a business deal,
452
00:17:52,688 --> 00:17:53,999
he got the best
of you, that's all.
453
00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:55,122
A business deal.
454
00:17:55,191 --> 00:17:56,290
That's the last time
455
00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:57,836
I'm going to do
business with a friend.
456
00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,171
I think maybe you
learned something
457
00:17:59,195 --> 00:18:00,339
about the business world.
458
00:18:00,363 --> 00:18:01,728
What do you mean?
459
00:18:01,797 --> 00:18:03,942
Well, look, you take sellers...
460
00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:05,794
They've got
something to sell, right?
461
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:06,901
Right.
462
00:18:06,969 --> 00:18:08,279
Naturally, they're
going to make it sound
463
00:18:08,303 --> 00:18:09,403
as attractive as possible
464
00:18:09,471 --> 00:18:10,949
even if they have to
exaggerate to do it.
465
00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:12,253
You mean lie.
466
00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:14,074
Yes, quite often they do.
467
00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:16,410
Although they might
call it gilding the lily.
468
00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:18,579
But the important thing
is that you're the buyer...
469
00:18:18,648 --> 00:18:20,414
You have to keep
your guard up, see?
470
00:18:20,482 --> 00:18:23,083
It's the old principle
of caveat emptor.
471
00:18:23,152 --> 00:18:24,752
Caveat emptor?
472
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:27,588
It's Latin for "Let
the buyer beware."
473
00:18:27,657 --> 00:18:29,256
Or, to put it in the vernacular,
474
00:18:29,324 --> 00:18:31,759
"Them who don't look,
sometimes gets took."
475
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,304
Well, that Eddie really took me.
476
00:18:33,328 --> 00:18:34,562
Yeah, he did.
477
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,307
He had you hog-tied and
happy before you knew it.
478
00:18:36,331 --> 00:18:37,431
But you let it happen.
479
00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:38,999
Okay, the important thing is
480
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:40,601
that you learned something.
481
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:44,605
Yeah, don't worry,
Dad, have I ever.
482
00:18:44,674 --> 00:18:47,725
Good boy.
483
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,163
What were you
talking to Dad about?
484
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,243
Oh, a few of the facts of life.
485
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,133
Like caveat emptor.
486
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,468
What's that?
487
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,971
It means "Let the
buyer beware" in Latin.
488
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,051
Yeah, don't you know anything?
489
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,341
Oh, I know Latin.
490
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,842
Obby-bay Ady-bray.
491
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,944
That's "Bobby Brady" in Latin.
492
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,514
That's pig Latin, loser.
493
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,399
Boy, I sure learned my lesson.
494
00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:13,778
When I get rid
of that old clunk,
495
00:19:13,802 --> 00:19:15,236
this time, I'm the seller,
496
00:19:15,304 --> 00:19:18,139
and it's the other guy who
has to do the caveat emptoring.
497
00:19:18,207 --> 00:19:20,018
How you gonna get rid of it?
498
00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:22,070
Just find somebody
who is dumber than I am.
499
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,745
It isn't going to be easy.
500
00:19:29,051 --> 00:19:31,585
Uh, I knew you were
looking for a car, Ronnie.
501
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:32,831
That's why I called.
502
00:19:32,855 --> 00:19:34,833
I want a friend
to have this baby.
503
00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:36,323
I don't know, Greg.
504
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,425
It looks kind of an old model.
505
00:19:38,494 --> 00:19:40,738
Oh, Ronnie, the
word isn't "old."
506
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,196
The word is "classic."
507
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,697
In a couple of years,
508
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,143
this'll be a collector's item
509
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,644
worth five times
what I'm asking for it.
510
00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:47,767
Yeah, you think so?
511
00:19:47,836 --> 00:19:49,203
Oh, sure.
512
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,283
Listen, I got five or six
guys after this beauty.
513
00:19:51,307 --> 00:19:54,008
But like I said, I want
a friend to have it.
514
00:19:54,076 --> 00:19:55,609
Yeah, and I appreciate it, too.
515
00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:57,211
Hi. What are you doing?
516
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,980
Uh, just showing Ronnie
this little gem here.
517
00:20:00,049 --> 00:20:02,833
Tell him how sensational
the car is, girls.
518
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,436
Sure. Sensational.
519
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,172
Oh, especially when
it's standing still.
520
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,974
( laughs loudly)
521
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,308
Those sisters of mine.
522
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,011
Great little sense of humor.
523
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,481
What's the matter with the door?
524
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,694
So it sticks a little.
525
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,195
Listen, when you
got a convertible,
526
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,363
who uses doors?
527
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,667
You just kind of jump in
528
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,555
like it was a sports car, right?
529
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,357
Watch this.
530
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,325
There. Now, listen,
I want to tell you
531
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,727
about these
wipers I got in here.
532
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,161
I got them hooked
up to the horn.
533
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,496
It's fantastic.
534
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,860
All you do is... Greg,
can I have these?
535
00:20:34,884 --> 00:20:36,483
Cindy, can't you see I'm busy?
536
00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:38,936
But you said these
parts were left over
537
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,088
after you tried
to fix the motor.
538
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,556
( laughs loudly)
539
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,191
Great little sense of humor.
540
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:45,426
Nine years old.
541
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,628
Cindy, I got a candy
bar on my dresser.
542
00:20:47,697 --> 00:20:48,697
You can have it.
543
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:49,774
Thanks.
544
00:20:49,798 --> 00:20:50,897
Sure.
545
00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:52,043
Hey, Ronnie, why
don't you try it?
546
00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:54,268
Come on.
547
00:20:55,304 --> 00:20:56,937
By the way, how's the engine?
548
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,350
Ah, it's great. Just great.
549
00:20:58,374 --> 00:21:00,218
And, listen, I wanted
to show you this radio.
550
00:21:00,242 --> 00:21:01,508
Well, can I hear it?
551
00:21:01,577 --> 00:21:04,695
Uh, sure, but it's
a waste of time.
552
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,096
Purrs like a kitten.
553
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,648
( engine rattling)
554
00:21:07,717 --> 00:21:09,232
( backfires)
555
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,601
( rattling)
556
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,670
( engine stops)
557
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,220
Sounded kind of funny.
558
00:21:13,289 --> 00:21:14,788
That's just the idle.
559
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,001
Nothing a couple of turns
560
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,569
of the screwdriver
can't fix, huh?
561
00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:19,171
Listen, make up
your mind, Ronnie.
562
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,475
Is it a deal?
563
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,962
I don't know, Greg.
564
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,797
What time is it?
565
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,132
I don't know.
566
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,711
It's 4:15, and I
got to show this
567
00:21:26,735 --> 00:21:28,180
to another guy in five minutes.
568
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,381
Now, what'll it be, Ron?
569
00:21:29,405 --> 00:21:31,016
Do you want to
miss the opportunity
570
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,740
of a lifetime, or do
you want the car?
571
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,564
( sighs heavily)
572
00:21:49,091 --> 00:21:50,102
Hello, girls.
573
00:21:50,126 --> 00:21:52,037
JAN: Oh, hi.
574
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:54,372
Well, it looks like Greg
must've got his car running.
575
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,496
He must have used
artificial respiration.
576
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,210
Hey, girls, do you
know where Greg went?
577
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,045
Well, he was showing
the car to some boy,
578
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,480
and then they
drove off somewhere.
579
00:22:01,504 --> 00:22:02,914
He was trying to get us to say
580
00:22:02,938 --> 00:22:04,616
how great that old wreck was.
581
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,607
He kept winking at
us, you know, like that.
582
00:22:06,675 --> 00:22:09,309
And he even gave
Cindy a candy bar.
583
00:22:09,378 --> 00:22:11,662
Well, I wonder
what that's all about.
584
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,146
Hmm, so do I.
585
00:22:13,215 --> 00:22:14,215
Boys?
586
00:22:14,283 --> 00:22:16,550
Did Greg sell his car?
587
00:22:16,619 --> 00:22:18,580
Yeah, he called
the guy a pigeon.
588
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:21,488
He said he was going to
really cavit the guy's eruptor.
589
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,809
"Cavit his eruptor"? What...?
590
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,479
I think he means
caveat his emptor.
591
00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:29,646
Caveat emptor?
592
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:30,859
Now where did they pick that up?
593
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:31,960
I had a long talk with Greg
594
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,264
about buying and selling,
595
00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:35,753
but I'm afraid he
learned the wrong lesson.
596
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:37,638
Yeah, I really gave
him a hard sell.
597
00:22:37,706 --> 00:22:40,257
Boy, the chump went
for it hook, line and sinker.
598
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,104
You didn't lie to
him, did you, Greg?
599
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:43,493
I gilded the lily pretty good.
600
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:44,873
Greg, is that all you got
601
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,208
out of that talk we had?
602
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,032
Sure. That's what
gave me the idea.
603
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,366
I figure, if I got stuck,
604
00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:50,884
why shouldn't somebody else?
605
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:53,286
So you found yourself a pigeon.
606
00:22:53,355 --> 00:22:54,671
It was a cinch.
607
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:55,900
And I had the hundred bucks
608
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,402
in my hot little
hand, and then...
609
00:22:57,426 --> 00:22:59,059
Then you what?
610
00:23:02,498 --> 00:23:04,565
And then, I let the
sucker off the hook.
611
00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:06,194
I just couldn't
go through with it.
612
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,768
You mean you didn't
sell him the car?
613
00:23:08,837 --> 00:23:11,122
Guess I'm a pretty
crummy businessman.
614
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,290
No, no, you're an honest one.
615
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,502
Right.
616
00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:15,893
But where's the car?
617
00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,777
Oh, well, I was getting to that.
618
00:23:17,846 --> 00:23:19,113
Driving home, it broke down
619
00:23:19,181 --> 00:23:21,848
between Second
Street and Fifth Street.
620
00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:23,967
That's a pretty big
area. Whereabouts?
621
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,036
All the way.
622
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,470
It just kept falling apart.
623
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:27,938
( all laughing)
624
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,235
Fifth Street? Isn't that
over near the junkyard?
625
00:23:30,259 --> 00:23:31,524
That's where I sold it.
626
00:23:31,593 --> 00:23:33,288
The junkman gave
me 50 bucks for it.
627
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:34,506
Listen, look, you lost $50,
628
00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:35,462
but if you've learned something,
629
00:23:35,531 --> 00:23:36,591
it's worth it.
630
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:37,942
Especially the way it ended.
631
00:23:37,966 --> 00:23:39,678
Can you imagine
a car falling apart
632
00:23:39,702 --> 00:23:41,968
in front of a junkyard?
633
00:23:42,037 --> 00:23:45,489
Yeah, well, I guess cars
are like elephants, Mom.
634
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:48,541
They both know where
to go when they die.
635
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,971
Now, come on, girls,
we're going to be late.
636
00:24:05,995 --> 00:24:07,238
In the station wagon.
637
00:24:07,262 --> 00:24:08,729
We're hurrying, Mom.
638
00:24:08,798 --> 00:24:10,642
I forgot the ballet class
was early this morning.
639
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:13,767
We'll be back in a couple
of hours, Alice. Right.
640
00:24:13,836 --> 00:24:15,268
I forgot one.
641
00:24:15,337 --> 00:24:17,771
Come on, Cindy. Attagirl.
642
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,484
Ah, your breakfast
is on the table.
643
00:24:19,508 --> 00:24:20,608
I hope you wanted eggs.
644
00:24:20,676 --> 00:24:21,775
Anything's great, Alice.
645
00:24:21,844 --> 00:24:23,677
I'm late for my golf game.
646
00:24:24,847 --> 00:24:26,825
Dad, can I use the car, please?
647
00:24:26,849 --> 00:24:28,760
No, I'm sorry, son, I'm
playing golf this morning.
648
00:24:28,784 --> 00:24:29,928
Oh, shoot, I'm pitching today,
649
00:24:29,952 --> 00:24:31,162
and if they start somebody else,
650
00:24:31,186 --> 00:24:32,330
I'll lose my spot.
651
00:24:32,354 --> 00:24:33,386
Oh, all right, all right.
652
00:24:33,455 --> 00:24:34,666
I'll get your mother
to drive me. Here.
653
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:35,623
Okay, great. Thanks, Dad.
654
00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:37,124
Listen, be careful, will you?
655
00:24:37,192 --> 00:24:38,626
Eggs okay?
656
00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:40,060
Yeah, they're fine.
657
00:24:40,129 --> 00:24:42,462
Alice, listen, you think
Mrs. Brady's ready to go yet?
658
00:24:42,531 --> 00:24:44,676
I want her to drop me
off at the golf course.
659
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,467
She's more than ready to
go, Mr. Brady... she's gone.
660
00:24:47,536 --> 00:24:50,137
Gone?
661
00:24:50,205 --> 00:24:52,640
Oh, no, there goes my golf game.
662
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:53,807
Wait a minute.
663
00:24:53,876 --> 00:24:55,220
I have a feeling
that from now on
664
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,521
you're going to be needing this
665
00:24:56,545 --> 00:24:57,645
more than I am.
666
00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:58,646
What's that?
667
00:24:58,714 --> 00:24:59,947
My bus pass.
668
00:25:00,016 --> 00:25:01,665
Bus pass?
669
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,384
Oh, it's a cinch, Mr. Brady.
670
00:25:03,452 --> 00:25:05,852
You take the number
two bus to Oak Street,
671
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,849
then you transfer
to the 56 Crosstown.
672
00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:09,956
Then you take the 18
to the end of the line.
673
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,359
From there on, it's
express all the way.
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