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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was ♪
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♪ Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must ♪
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♪ Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all ♪
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♪ Became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch. ♪
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The ironing's all put away,
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and I fixed the knees
on Greg's blue jeans.
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Alice, your day off
started hours ago.
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Oh, I just put a
patch on the patch.
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You'll all have
to struggle along
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without me until tomorrow.
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CAROL: Give our
best to your aunt.
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ALICE: I will.
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Alice, what happened?
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Oh, no. My new coat.
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It's ruined!
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MARCIA: It's ink.
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( laughing)
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Well, Jan, I don't think
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this is anything to laugh about.
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( continues laughing)
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It's only a plastic ink spot.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Jan, you and your jokes.
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Didn't you think it
was funny, Alice?
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Oh, sure, sure.
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Lucky I've got a strong heart.
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Good-bye, all.
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CAROL: Good-bye, Alice.
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Have a nice day.
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Bye.
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Jan, that just shows
how immature you are.
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Oh, really?
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( screams)
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What is the matter?
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A spider!
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( laughs)
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What's so funny?
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You are.
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It's a fake.
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Plastic.
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This came in my
box of jokes, too.
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I wasn't scared.
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I'll bet.
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( squeals)
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Jan, now stop that.
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Listen, Jan, everybody
likes a good gag,
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but some practical
jokes just aren't funny.
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One day, you'll cause
someone some trouble...
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Real trouble.
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PETER: How come they
let you bring him home?
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He's my science project.
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I have to teach him to
run that maze by Monday.
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What do you call him?
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Muridae mus musculus.
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He looks just like
a mouse to me.
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GREG: That's his
scientific name, dummy.
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His real name is Myron.
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Can I hold Myron?
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Please, Greg, just for
a couple of minutes.
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Sure.
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Be careful.
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Okay. Be right back.
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Guess who Greg's got
helping him in science.
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Who?
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Myron!
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( both scream)
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BOTH: Jan!
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( screaming continues)
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Mom!
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What is the matter?
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Look. Jan's up
to her tricks again,
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and this one's alive.
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Jan, this time
you've gone too far.
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Now, where did you
get that... that thing?
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It's not a thing, Mom.
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It's a muridae mus musculus.
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It's icky.
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We won't live with
that in this house!
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CINDY: No, get it out!
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Make him, Mom.
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Look, Greg, I'm with them.
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You can't keep your
muridae m... m...
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whatever thing around here.
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I'm sorry.
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I like Myron.
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You're weird.
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( Tiger barks)
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See? Tiger doesn't
like him either.
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Now, there's an
intelligent animal.
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Myron is harmless, Mom, really.
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And he's cute.
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CINDY: Ugly!
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MARCIA: Make him take it away.
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CAROL: I don't
want to seem unfair
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even to mice, but...
What's the trouble?
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It's him... my science
project over the weekend.
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I have to train him.
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Oh, and you girls are
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making a little
fuss. Is that it?
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Not a little. A lot.
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That's not fair to Greg, is it?
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Well, what about us girls?
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I remember about
14 girls in this house
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for a slumber party,
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and that wasn't
easy on the boys.
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That's right, girls.
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How about a compromise here?
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Let him keep his
mouse and his project
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out in the garage.
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In the garage?
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Well, that sounds
like a pretty good idea.
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What do you say, girls?
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Is it a deal?
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Thanks.
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See how a little thing
makes a boy happy?
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Well, I wish the little thing
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didn't have beady
eyes and a long tail.
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Okay, Greg, stick in the cheese.
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Yeah. Now, you ready?
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Just a minute.
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Okay, get him set
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so he knows which
way to go and...
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they're at the gate... go!
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Go, Myron.
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Come on, Myron.
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Come on, boy.
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He's lost interest.
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( blows)
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Go, Myron.
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Go, Myron. Go, fella.
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Come on, Myron.
Go! You can do it.
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There's the door. Take a left.
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He's not doing so well.
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I wonder if it's because
he's not so intelligent.
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Greg, I think it's because
he's not too hungry.
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Tomorrow, I won't let Peter
and Bobby feed him so much.
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Maybe we'll have more luck.
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Oh, I won't be able
to help you tomorrow.
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I've got to go
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to one of those Saturday
breakfast meetings.
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I'll help you, Greg.
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Okay.
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Don't forget to
turn out the lights.
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Gotcha. Good night, Dad.
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It's mean of Marcia and Cindy
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to make you keep
him out here all night.
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It's okay, Jan.
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He'll be perfectly
safe out here.
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Let's go.
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Good night, Myron.
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Good night, Myron.
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Hey!
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What's the matter?
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It's the middle of the night.
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I just remembered the
neighbor's cat, Guinevere.
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Hey, yeah.
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Myron's out in the garage.
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She could get to him.
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And that's her favorite meal.
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Myron's a goner.
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GREG: He's okay.
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BOBBY: Yeah, okay.
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Don't worry, Myron.
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We're going to take
you right up to our room.
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But Dad says you have to
keep him out of the house.
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He didn't mean to leave him
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out here to be eaten.
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I guess not.
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Okay.
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I'm sure not going to get him
up in the middle of the night
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just to remind him of Guinevere.
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Me, neither.
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We'll just keep Myron
in our room tonight,
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and take him out in the morning
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before anybody wakes up.
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Sure. Myron will be safe
then because we'll be with him.
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You guys think of everything.
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Just don't make any noise
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and wake anybody up.
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Shh!
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Hey!
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What's the matter?
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Myron's gone!
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Are you kidding?
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Gee, he is!
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How could he have
gotten out of there?
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Maybe he watched how
you opened the cage.
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We've got to find him
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before Mom and Dad find out.
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Suit up, quick.
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PETER: Yeah, suit up, quick.
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I bet Tom Tannenbaum
could find him.
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Who's Tom Tannenbaum?
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He's in my class.
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He always wins
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when we have Easter egg hunts.
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What you looking for?
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I don't think it's up here.
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Let's look downstairs.
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Yeah, I bet he's downstairs.
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It's downstairs.
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Yeah, it's.
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Well, if there's
one thing I love,
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it's giving up a dreary
Saturday morning golf game
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for an invigorating
business meeting.
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I promised Marge I'd go downtown
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and do some shopping with her.
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There's a sale.
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How do think these
go with my outfit?
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Well... Oh, they don't.
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CAROL: Well...
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How about these?
Think they're better?
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Well...
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Oh, but I don't think
they go with this bag.
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Let me see...
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No, I think the straw one
would go better, don't you?
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Well... You're absolutely right.
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Hmm...
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Oh, but then I'll have
to change my belt.
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No, I think I'll just
use this one, huh?
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Oh, hi.
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Hey, hi, Alice.
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Where's Mrs. Brady?
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There's a big sale on downtown.
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What else would get
her out of the house
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at this hour?
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Hey, did you enjoy your day off?
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Well, I took my
aunt to the dentist,
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and then to the hospital
to visit her neighbor.
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Then we went home and
played mah-jongg until 10:00,
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and then we went to bed.
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It may not have been exciting
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but, on the other
hand, it sure was dull.
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You didn't miss
anything exciting
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around here either.
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See you later, Alice.
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Bye, Mr. Brady.
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What's up, fellows?
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Dad!
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Gee, Dad, where are
you going so early?
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Yeah, it's awful early.
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I have a meeting.
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What are you looking for?
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Looking for? Us?
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Were we looking for something?
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Look, if it's private and
you'd rather not talk about it,
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say, "Dad, there is something
we'd rather not talk about."
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ALL: Dad, there's something
we'd rather not talk about.
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Okay.
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Wait a minute, Dad.
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The truth is, we're
looking for Myron.
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Myron.
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My mouse.
273
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,509
What would he be doing in here?
274
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:13,250
That's what we're
trying to figure out.
275
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,664
Yeah, he got away.
276
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,971
Why are you looking
for Myron in the house?
277
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,273
Good question.
278
00:14:18,341 --> 00:14:19,557
Yes, I thought so.
279
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,125
What's a good answer?
280
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,460
I brought him inside last night.
281
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,796
You did that after
what you were told?
282
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,949
We only wanted to save
him from the neighbor's cat.
283
00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:31,802
We planned to take him
out this morning. Honest.
284
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,188
We wouldn't wake you up
285
00:14:34,257 --> 00:14:35,622
in the night to ask you.
286
00:14:35,691 --> 00:14:38,251
Wasn't that nice of us?
287
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:41,262
Okay, okay, I guess
I get the picture.
288
00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:43,375
Where was Myron
when you last saw him?
289
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:44,849
In his cage in our room
290
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,717
when we went back to sleep.
291
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,970
The cage is still
there... But Myron isn't.
292
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,890
You better find Myron
before your mother gets home,
293
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,075
and that's an order.
294
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,876
I hope we can, Dad.
295
00:14:55,945 --> 00:14:57,038
You better.
296
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,063
I got to go.
297
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,132
GREG: So long.
298
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,265
PETER: Yeah.
299
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,851
( sighs)
300
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,486
We've searched upstairs
301
00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:07,588
and we've searched downstairs.
302
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:08,657
The attic!
303
00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:10,591
Sometimes mice go up there.
304
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,305
That's where I'd go
if i were a mouse.
305
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,829
Okay, let's look.
306
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:22,870
( humming "Pop Goes the Weasel")
307
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:58,657
( screams)
308
00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:03,527
( screaming)
309
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:07,231
( screaming)
310
00:16:09,786 --> 00:16:11,013
What's the matter?
311
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,547
What happened, Alice?
312
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:13,737
Oh, it's nothing.
313
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,572
I was getting a clean spot
314
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,108
up here on the ceiling,
315
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,559
and I almost slipped.
316
00:16:18,627 --> 00:16:22,079
Golly, she even cleans ceilings.
317
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,448
We've got to keep
things tidy around here.
318
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,037
You better be careful.
319
00:17:00,203 --> 00:17:02,403
Zap-it Exterminator Company?
320
00:17:02,471 --> 00:17:04,671
This is the Brady residence.
321
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:08,575
You did a termite
inspection for us a while back,
322
00:17:08,644 --> 00:17:12,780
and now we've got
another problem... mice.
323
00:17:12,848 --> 00:17:15,783
Do you suppose you could
have somebody come out here
324
00:17:15,851 --> 00:17:17,285
in the next hour?
325
00:17:17,353 --> 00:17:19,921
We've got a household
full of children and women
326
00:17:19,989 --> 00:17:21,800
that are scared
to death of mice...
327
00:17:21,824 --> 00:17:24,325
Particularly the one
that's talking to you.
328
00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:27,929
Oh, thank you. Good.
329
00:17:27,997 --> 00:17:30,581
Yes, I'll be waiting...
330
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,717
sitting right up here.
331
00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:42,743
Well, that's it, ma'am.
332
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,378
That's all you have to do...
333
00:17:44,447 --> 00:17:46,246
Just squirt under the house?
334
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,556
This is powerful stuff.
335
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,939
He's got to be someplace.
336
00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:02,530
But, gee, if he's
not in the house
337
00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:06,011
or in the attic...
Maybe he's under it.
338
00:18:06,035 --> 00:18:07,635
Yeah, under it.
339
00:18:09,973 --> 00:18:11,038
My compliments
340
00:18:11,107 --> 00:18:13,240
to the Zap-it
Exterminator Company.
341
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,408
You sure came fast.
342
00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:16,121
We know how you ladies feel
343
00:18:16,145 --> 00:18:17,345
about these things.
344
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:18,413
Bye, now.
345
00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:19,448
Bye, boys.
346
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,548
Hey, how about some milk?
347
00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:23,784
Alice?
348
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,853
What was that
exterminator doing here?
349
00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:27,866
I just thought I'd
have him spray.
350
00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,868
You never know
what's under a house.
351
00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:32,359
Under a house?
352
00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:34,178
Well, now, don't get upset.
353
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,447
It's nothing
terrible... Just mice.
354
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:37,464
Mice?
355
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,934
Well, mouse... but
I'm sure he had friends.
356
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,616
What did he look like?
357
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,440
If you insist on the
repulsive details,
358
00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:48,576
he was white, about that long,
359
00:18:48,645 --> 00:18:50,310
and about that... yech!
360
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,229
Myron. Myron.
361
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,798
Myron.
362
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,399
Myron?
363
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,402
He was my science project.
364
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,704
His name was Myron.
365
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,757
His name was Myron?
366
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,278
I'm a murderess.
367
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:25,929
Greg, I think you're
going to be mad at me
368
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,564
for what I'm going to say,
369
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,600
but it will make you very happy.
370
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,762
What do you mean?
371
00:19:30,786 --> 00:19:33,987
Myron wasn't exterminated.
372
00:19:34,056 --> 00:19:36,958
He's in a hamper
upstairs in our room.
373
00:19:37,026 --> 00:19:38,092
He is?
374
00:19:38,161 --> 00:19:39,537
Who put him up there?
375
00:19:39,561 --> 00:19:40,494
I did.
376
00:19:40,563 --> 00:19:41,596
Come on.
377
00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:42,708
I'll show you.
378
00:19:42,732 --> 00:19:44,431
Oh, boy! Let's go get him.
379
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:56,644
I took him out of his cage
in your room last night
380
00:19:56,712 --> 00:19:58,029
just to play a joke.
381
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,014
Okay, okay, let's see Myron.
382
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,165
Okay, he's right here where I...
383
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,645
All I see is a big hole.
384
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:04,952
Me, too.
385
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:08,472
Oh, no... he must have
gnawed his way out.
386
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:27,920
Well, I haven't
seen such sad faces
387
00:20:27,944 --> 00:20:30,422
since the last day
of summer vacation.
388
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:31,623
What's the matter?
389
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,747
Myron's gone.
390
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,215
What happened?
391
00:20:35,284 --> 00:20:36,984
He's been exterminated.
392
00:20:37,052 --> 00:20:38,802
Rubbed out.
393
00:20:40,089 --> 00:20:41,972
Oh, Greg, I'm sorry.
394
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,974
When did it happen?
395
00:20:46,128 --> 00:20:48,195
It doesn't matter now.
396
00:20:48,263 --> 00:20:51,198
( Tiger howling)
397
00:20:51,266 --> 00:20:54,452
Even Tiger's sad about it.
398
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,921
I'm really sorry.
399
00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:04,845
( Tiger howling)
400
00:21:08,217 --> 00:21:09,833
Hello, Alice.
401
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,270
Hello, Mrs. Brady.
402
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,905
Myron?
403
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,323
What happened?
404
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,809
Well, I did it to him.
405
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,545
I had no idea he was
Greg's science project,
406
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,614
and I called the exterminator.
407
00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:27,351
I saw that little pink
nose twitching at me,
408
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,518
and I panicked.
409
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:29,953
Oh, no.
410
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,371
Oh, yes.
411
00:21:39,448 --> 00:21:42,183
I heard about Myron.
412
00:21:42,251 --> 00:21:44,785
Oh, Mom... it's all my fault.
413
00:21:44,853 --> 00:21:47,988
I was playing one
of those dumb jokes.
414
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:51,124
That's how Myron
got away, and now...
415
00:21:51,194 --> 00:21:52,237
Oh, honey.
416
00:21:52,261 --> 00:21:53,927
I'll never do it again.
417
00:21:53,996 --> 00:21:56,029
I'll never play another joke
418
00:21:56,098 --> 00:21:57,498
as long as I live.
419
00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,267
Oh, well, we know
you didn't mean it.
420
00:22:00,336 --> 00:22:02,102
Shh!
421
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,589
Hi.
422
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,068
We're in mourning.
423
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,604
Yeah, Greg told me.
424
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,093
( Tiger howling)
425
00:22:12,014 --> 00:22:13,575
What's the matter with Tiger?
426
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:14,831
( howling continues)
427
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,900
Something's
bothering him, all right.
428
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:25,125
( howling)
429
00:22:32,634 --> 00:22:34,034
Well, we all miss Myron,
430
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,602
but it's hard to believe
431
00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:36,853
Tiger's this upset.
432
00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:38,617
Tiger was scared of Myron.
433
00:22:38,641 --> 00:22:40,474
( whining)
434
00:22:42,678 --> 00:22:43,760
Aha!
435
00:22:45,148 --> 00:22:46,813
I think it's mutual.
436
00:22:46,882 --> 00:22:47,815
What do you mean, Dad?
437
00:22:47,883 --> 00:22:49,082
Take a look.
438
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:54,064
GREG: Oh, it's Myron.
439
00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:57,040
Oh... cute.
440
00:22:57,109 --> 00:23:00,577
( all fawning)
441
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:03,446
He was too smart
for the exterminator.
442
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,582
May I hold him, Greg, please?
443
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,050
Well, okay, if you promise
444
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,653
not to drop him in any
more clothes hampers.
445
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,054
Oh, he's so cute.
446
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,489
Isn't he darling?
447
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:13,957
( all fawning)
448
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,225
Looks like the girls
449
00:23:15,293 --> 00:23:17,728
had a change of
heart about Myron.
450
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:18,896
Well, why not?
451
00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:21,131
I mean, did you
ever see anything
452
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:23,166
as gorgeous as this little guy
453
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,769
with the beady eyes
and the long tail?
454
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:27,004
Oh, Greg, quick.
455
00:23:40,235 --> 00:23:41,368
It's sure a lot easier
456
00:23:41,437 --> 00:23:43,537
to peel a banana
than it is a potato.
457
00:23:43,606 --> 00:23:44,816
You're right.
458
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,418
Some night we might even try
459
00:23:46,442 --> 00:23:47,719
french-fried bananas.
460
00:23:47,743 --> 00:23:49,521
Any more towels for the laundry?
461
00:23:49,545 --> 00:23:50,906
Oh, Alice, your uniform.
462
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,413
You've got an ink stain.
463
00:23:52,481 --> 00:23:54,192
Oh, you just couldn't resist
464
00:23:54,216 --> 00:23:56,261
playing one more
trick, could you?
465
00:23:56,285 --> 00:23:58,697
Alice, I didn't...
That looks really real,
466
00:23:58,721 --> 00:24:00,032
but you can't fool me.
467
00:24:00,056 --> 00:24:01,466
I know how to take care
468
00:24:01,490 --> 00:24:04,050
of ink spots like this...
469
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,591
Like you said, Mrs. Brady...
470
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:14,415
There's an ink
spot on my uniform.
471
00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:20,023
She thought I did it.
472
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:21,169
Yeah, I know.
473
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,259
Well, I didn't.
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