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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Alice? Hmm?
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How come we buy the
same things every week?
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Maybe it's because we got
the same kids every week.
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Mother! Alice! CAROL: Hi, hon.
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Guess what happened
at school today.
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What?
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I was picked from
all the kids at school
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to be on a television show.
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On a television show?
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Yeah. The one called
Question the Kids.
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That's the one where
kids from different schools
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compete against one another.
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Right. Oh, that's
wonderful, sweetheart.
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Congratulations, Cindy.
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When are you going to be on TV?
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Well... I'm not sure I am
going to be on television,
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but I got picked!
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You got picked to do what?
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Well, you see,
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there are different
tests for different grades,
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and I got picked to take
the test for my grade
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to see who gets picked
to be on television.
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Oh, well, that's
still terrific, honey.
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Big deal.
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I got picked, too, for my grade.
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Both of you got picked?!
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That's terrific.
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Boy, we've really
got some brains
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in this family, huh, Alice?
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Yeah, two eggheads
in the same nest.
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Lots of kids got
picked to take the test,
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but only four get
to be on television.
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So we'll have to study real hard
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or we won't even
have a chance to win.
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It'll be a cinch...
for me, anyway.
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Too bad Bobby's suffering
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from a lack of
confidence, isn't it?
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Hey, Bobby... I've
got a great idea.
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What?
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We both have to take a test
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to be on the television show,
so why don't we study together?
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I don't have time.
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Why not?
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I'm busy.
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I'm building a real Indian tepee
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like I saw in the movies.
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What's so important
about building an old tepee?
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Just ask any old Indian.
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I've got to wash my hair today.
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It looks awful.
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I've got to study my French.
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Lately, it sounds
like Pig Latin.
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Jan?
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Mm-hmm.
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Would you help me study?
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I'm sorry, Cindy, I can't.
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I've got to wash my hair.
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Can't you wash it tomorrow?
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What? And take a chance
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of having oily follicles?
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Would you help me study, Marcia?
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Can't, Cindy.
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I've got to study this
French vocabulary.
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Then I guess I
might as well forget
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about being on television.
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You mean you made it?
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You mean you got picked
to take that television test
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that we were talking about?
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Yeah.
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Well, sure, we'll help you.
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You will?!
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Sure.
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Gee, do you have to
learn both those big books?
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Oh, no. All of these, too.
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Hey, uh, Bobby,
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aren't you supposed
to be studying?
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What for?
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For that test for
the television show.
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Don't you want to be on TV?
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Sure, but I know all that stuff.
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Cindy's really
studying for her test.
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Maybe I'm smarter than she is.
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You're not too smart
about putting up a tepee.
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Hey, come on, let's help him.
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Hold it!
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I know all about
putting up one of these.
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Oh, well, listen to
Big Chief Know-It-All.
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Hey, you start.
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Okay. Go.
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Uh-huh. Just you, the
Swansons and the Clarks.
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Yeah, no, no, no, just
wear something casual.
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Mike's going to barbecue.
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Okay, right, yeah.
Saturday the third, okay?
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Bye-bye.
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Hey, you guys, look!
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Wow!
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Not bad.
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See, I told you I could
do it all by myself.
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Hey!
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( Greg and Peter laugh)
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Look like you big mistake.
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( grunts)
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Hey, Alice, I
think this solution's
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finally getting the
rust off the barbecue.
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The Watsons got
some special stuff
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they just sprayed on the grill
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that ate the rust right away.
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Well, why don't we use that?
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'Cause it ate the grill, too.
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Oh.
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Mike? Yeah?
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I just talked to the
Clarks and the Bernsteins,
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and they said the third
would be just great.
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Hey, good. Oh, listen.
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I forgot to tell you I ran into
Ross Allen and Don Metzger,
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and they'd heard about the
party from Chuck Swanson,
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so I had to invite them, too.
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Oh, but, honey, if we invite
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the Allens and the Metzgers,
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then we're going
to have to invite
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the Kaufmans and the Burkes.
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Well, why don't
we ask them, too?
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Steaks for 14 people?
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Well, I could take
a loan on the house.
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Mrs. Brady, why don't
we have a Mexican dinner?
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It would cost a lot less.
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Hey, Alice, that
sounds like a great idea.
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Listen, I thought you
wanted me to barbecue.
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I've got some great
Mexican recipes.
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They come in three
degrees: hot, super hot...
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( gasps): and pass
the fire extinguisher.
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I think hot'll be hot enough.
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I'll bet that "pass the
fire extinguisher" one
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is really something special.
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Automatically makes
you a Mexican citizen.
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I spent all afternoon
cleaning the barbecue.
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Can I see some of those recipes?
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Yeah, sure. Oh, good.
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Carol?
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Yeah?
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What about my barbecue?
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Oh!
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It looks just terrific.
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Adios.
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I spent all afternoon
cleaning the barbecue...
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Really looks terrific.
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A-ha! Here's one.
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Who gave the famous
speech that started,
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"Four score and
seven years ago..."?
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Abraham Lincoln.
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That's right.
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I'm going to give you
one to test your logic,
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so listen real carefully.
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It's tricky. Okay.
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You're the bus driver,
and the bus is empty.
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At your first stop,
ten people get on.
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At your second stop,
nine people get off,
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but two more get on.
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Okay? Okay.
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Okay. At your next stop,
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two people get on,
but four more get off.
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You got that?
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Got it. Okay.
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Now here's your question.
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What's the name
of the bus driver?
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The name of the bus driver?
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Yeah.
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How should I know?
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Cindy Brady.
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I said you were the bus driver.
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I told you it was tricky.
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That was real tricky.
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Okay, now here's
another one, Cindy.
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See if you can get this.
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It's tricky, now. You ready?
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I'm ready.
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All right. There's a rooster,
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and he's sitting
on top of the house
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and it has a slanted roof.
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Now, when he lays an
egg, which side will it roll off?
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It won't roll off at all,
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'cause roosters don't lay eggs.
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That's right.
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That's using logic.
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Mrs. Brady?
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Yeah. I found that magazine
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with the recipes in it.
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Oh, good, we can get started
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on our smorgasbord menu.
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What smorgasbord menu?
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For our party on the tenth.
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What happened to
our party on the third?
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Oh! Didn't I tell you?
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The Kaufmans and the Burkes
couldn't make it on the third,
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so we switched it to the tenth.
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What about all
that Mexican food?
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Oh, honey, well, see,
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the Swansons and the Allens
have guests that weekend,
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and the Metzgers' uncle is
visiting them from Seattle,
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so they have to
bring them along,
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and that's just too many
people for a sit-down dinner.
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So instead of Mexican food
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on the third, we're
going to have
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smorgasbord on the tenth. Right.
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We not only change dates,
we change continents.
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Oh, that's right,
today's the big day
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of the TV test, isn't it?
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I got it down cool.
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Yeah, good luck.
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Good luck, honey.
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How about you, Cindy?
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Are you ready for it?
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Well, I'll just try
to do my best.
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Well, honey, that's
all any of us can do.
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Bye-bye. Good luck.
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I still don't understand
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why we're having smorgasbord
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when we've got 45
pounds of Mexican food?
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And the party's on
the tenth, not the third.
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I wonder if I'm invited.
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Find anything interesting
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for our smorgasbord, Alice?
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Well, nothing I can pronounce.
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Here's one that sounds good,
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but it's complicated.
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I don't know if you can make it.
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It's, uh, a recipe
for sma kottbullar.
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If you can say
it, I can make it.
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Oh, here's some more.
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There's, uh... rhabarb bragrot
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persch torsk... schlot steak
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and that old
standby, frikadeller.
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Such language!
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I'm glad the children
aren't around.
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I can't wait to see how
this dinner turns out.
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I've got some more recipes
in that magazine in my room.
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I'll get it. Okay.
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CINDY: Mom! Mom!
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I won! I won!
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I'm going to be on television!
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Oh, sweetheart,
I'm so proud of you!
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Me, too.
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How'd Bobby do?
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I didn't even wait to find out.
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I wanted to come home
and tell you about me!
264
00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,736
Congratulations, honey.
265
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,115
Why don't you go
tell Alice the news?
266
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,406
She's in her room.
267
00:10:15,465 --> 00:10:16,598
Hi.
268
00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:17,865
Hi.
269
00:10:17,934 --> 00:10:19,133
Hey.
270
00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,835
Come here.
271
00:10:20,904 --> 00:10:22,804
( sighs)
272
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,872
How'd you do on the test?
273
00:10:24,941 --> 00:10:26,407
I got wiped out.
274
00:10:26,476 --> 00:10:28,476
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
275
00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:30,377
It was a tough test.
276
00:10:30,446 --> 00:10:31,813
Really tough, huh?
277
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,393
It was so tough, lots
of guys didn't make it.
278
00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:35,717
Let's face it, chum:
279
00:10:35,785 --> 00:10:39,253
You didn't make it
because you didn't study.
280
00:10:39,322 --> 00:10:41,233
Well, maybe not too much.
281
00:10:41,257 --> 00:10:43,491
Yeah. Maybe not at all.
282
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,826
( sighs)
283
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,594
I guess.
284
00:10:54,704 --> 00:10:55,904
Bobby?
285
00:10:57,474 --> 00:11:01,443
You're going to be on the
TV show with me, aren't you?
286
00:11:01,511 --> 00:11:03,344
You mean you won?
287
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,747
Sure. Didn't you?
288
00:11:05,816 --> 00:11:07,248
No.
289
00:11:07,317 --> 00:11:09,350
It was a tough test.
290
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,552
Tough?
291
00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,587
Mine was easy for me.
292
00:11:12,656 --> 00:11:16,290
I guess I'm just
smarter than you are.
293
00:11:47,557 --> 00:11:48,823
How.
294
00:11:48,892 --> 00:11:50,358
Hi, Dad.
295
00:11:50,426 --> 00:11:52,026
Hmm.
296
00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:54,696
Well, I hear of tribe
named Blackfoot.
297
00:11:54,764 --> 00:11:58,566
Never hear of tribe
named Sneakerfoot.
298
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,568
You did a nice
job on your tepee.
299
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:03,872
Yeah. Better job
than I did on that test.
300
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,373
Mm-hmm. Well, cheer up.
301
00:12:05,441 --> 00:12:06,708
It's not the end of the world.
302
00:12:06,776 --> 00:12:09,188
I guess I was a real
dummy for not studying.
303
00:12:09,212 --> 00:12:12,013
Yeah. Well, if you
never make a mistake,
304
00:12:12,081 --> 00:12:14,181
you never learn a lesson, huh?
305
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,361
I guess so.
306
00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:17,184
Yeah. That's all
water under the bridge.
307
00:12:17,253 --> 00:12:19,554
Okay, Chief?
308
00:12:19,623 --> 00:12:20,555
How.
309
00:12:20,624 --> 00:12:22,356
How.
310
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:32,250
Hey, Cindy, you want
to play in the tepee?
311
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,821
Don't be silly.
312
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,555
What's silly about it?
313
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,124
I might get dirty.
314
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,242
So what?
315
00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:43,661
Television stars
don't play in tepees
316
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,530
and they don't get dirty.
317
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,064
Who's a television star?
318
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,368
I am, that's who.
319
00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:54,639
Hi, Cindy.
320
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,318
You want to lick the bowl?
321
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,910
No thanks. It's not ladylike.
322
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,189
Ladylike?
323
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,380
Yes. What are we
having for dinner?
324
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,126
Swiss steak and spaghetti.
325
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:05,216
Not me.
326
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,462
Honey, those are
two of your favorites.
327
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,919
Not anymore, they're not.
328
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,453
They're rich and fattening.
329
00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:11,166
Well, sure. All
that good stuff is.
330
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:14,258
Just fix me a
small salad, please.
331
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,459
Hey, wait a second.
332
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,962
Do you mind telling
me why the special diet?
333
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,142
A star can't go on television
334
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:23,367
all fat and broken out.
335
00:13:28,091 --> 00:13:29,323
Hi.
336
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,558
Hi.
337
00:13:30,627 --> 00:13:32,142
Cindy's at it again.
338
00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,262
GREG: She's been
in there for an hour.
339
00:13:34,331 --> 00:13:35,657
"When you're a TV star,
340
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:38,682
your hair has to be just right."
341
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,985
How many ways can
there be to fix hair?
342
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,798
She's tried
everything but an afro.
343
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,255
Well, if she keeps this up,
344
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,168
she won't have to worry
about her hair on the TV.
345
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:48,359
She'll be bald.
346
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,501
I was wondering...
347
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,988
do you think I ought to
have my ears pierced?
348
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,384
Cindy, the last thing you need
349
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,808
is two more holes in your head.
350
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,213
Oh, no.
351
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,449
Cindy, not again.
352
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,850
I have to make sure
353
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:16,421
I wear just the right
thing on television, don't I?
354
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,903
But, Cindy, you've already tried
355
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,971
these dresses on umpteen times.
356
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,029
So? I don't know which goes best
357
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,809
with my hair and my eyes.
358
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,778
Cindy, you're really
getting to be a drag.
359
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,413
You're acting as if it
was a beauty contest
360
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,036
instead of a brain quiz.
361
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:35,840
Okay, then, just name
me one big television star
362
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:38,543
who isn't worried
about the way she looks.
363
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,891
Lassie.
364
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,046
Arf, arf.
365
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,204
Hurry.
366
00:14:50,273 --> 00:14:52,874
Oh... Oh, God.
367
00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:56,143
Well... six shopping carts full.
368
00:14:56,212 --> 00:14:57,912
I think that's a new record.
369
00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,691
Yeah, but you've got to admit,
370
00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:01,994
this smorgasbord
is a pretty good idea.
371
00:15:02,018 --> 00:15:04,719
We have got enough
food to feed all our friends,
372
00:15:04,787 --> 00:15:06,747
their relatives,
their houseguests,
373
00:15:06,789 --> 00:15:08,506
plus any last-minute drop-ins.
374
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,392
Even their drop-ins
can bring their drop-ins.
375
00:15:11,461 --> 00:15:13,355
Ooh, looks like you've got
376
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:14,857
plenty of smorgas for the bord.
377
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,481
There's still more
smorgas in the car.
378
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,360
Hey, Alice, were there
any calls while we were out?
379
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:19,462
Just one.
380
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,896
The school called
to give you the date
381
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,465
of Cindy's television show.
382
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,633
Oh, good. When is it?
383
00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:25,222
I'll give you a hint.
384
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:29,160
We're going to be eating
this stuff a long, long time.
385
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,963
Alice... you don't mean...?
386
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,142
I do mean.
387
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,331
No, no, no. No, no.
388
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,778
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
389
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:38,836
Oh, naturally, the tenth...
The night of our party.
390
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:39,820
I'll get the rest of the stuff
391
00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:42,556
out of the car.
392
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:46,260
You know... I don't believe it.
393
00:15:46,328 --> 00:15:49,508
First, we're going to invite
a couple of friends over.
394
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,732
I'm going to barbecue steaks.
395
00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:53,734
Then we changed
to a Mexican dinner
396
00:15:53,803 --> 00:15:56,181
so we can invite more people.
397
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,765
So I cancel the steaks.
398
00:15:58,808 --> 00:15:59,951
I run all over town
399
00:15:59,975 --> 00:16:02,309
in search of authentic
Mexican food.
400
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,546
But then we switch
to a smorgasbord
401
00:16:05,615 --> 00:16:08,348
so we can have friends
and friends of friends
402
00:16:08,418 --> 00:16:11,051
and uncles and relatives
and assorted drop-ins.
403
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:15,489
But now I have got
enough Mexican food
404
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,526
to feed every guitar
player in Guadalajara,
405
00:16:18,594 --> 00:16:21,395
and I corner the
market on herring.
406
00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:24,665
And now I find out
407
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:28,936
that we are having a party
for 26 people on the tenth,
408
00:16:29,004 --> 00:16:30,004
and the only people
409
00:16:30,039 --> 00:16:33,140
who aren't going
to be here are us.
410
00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:40,164
That was a wonderful
soliloquy, Hamlet.
411
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,632
Are you finished?
412
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:42,800
Yes.
413
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,847
Ah, maybe you
better go help Alice
414
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:48,511
get the rest of the
things out of the car.
415
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,208
( sighs)
416
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,860
Poor dear.
417
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,663
Mom, we're going to
study in the family room.
418
00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:57,476
Oh? What's wrong
with your own room?
419
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,233
It's too full of Cindy,
the television star.
420
00:17:00,302 --> 00:17:02,102
She has her clothes
scattered all over
421
00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:06,440
and she never stops talking
about being on television.
422
00:17:12,314 --> 00:17:16,011
Cindy... How do you
think these look, Mom?
423
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,096
Terrible.
424
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,430
You are much too young
425
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,466
to be wearing Marcia's earrings.
426
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:23,590
I can see now why Marcia
and Jan are complaining.
427
00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:25,560
They're just jealous.
428
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,780
They are not jealous and they're
not the only ones complaining.
429
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:32,399
If you mean Bobby, he's just mad
because he was too dumb to win.
430
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,936
Listen, sweetheart,
Bobby is not dumb.
431
00:17:36,005 --> 00:17:37,005
If he didn't win,
432
00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:39,039
it's just because
he didn't study.
433
00:17:39,108 --> 00:17:40,774
Well, that's dumb.
434
00:17:40,843 --> 00:17:43,321
Besides, he's a bad loser.
435
00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:45,779
It seems to me that
you're a bad winner.
436
00:17:45,848 --> 00:17:48,248
You know, you shouldn't
put down a loser, Cindy,
437
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,784
because you might be
one yourself someday.
438
00:17:50,853 --> 00:17:53,453
Just remember that.
439
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,890
Don't you want to come
440
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,393
and watch me be on television?
441
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:17,739
Uh, no thanks.
442
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,364
I've had you and TV up to here.
443
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,334
Okay, then you're going
to miss all the excitement.
444
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:26,870
Oh, we'll try to
live through it.
445
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:33,460
I never thought my own
sisters would be so jealous.
446
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:41,185
She's got a size ten
body and a size 24 head.
447
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,506
I'm leaving for the show now.
448
00:18:46,575 --> 00:18:48,709
Hooray.
449
00:18:50,747 --> 00:18:52,524
Would you boys
like to be the first
450
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,015
to get my autograph?
451
00:18:55,084 --> 00:18:56,364
Autograph?
452
00:18:56,418 --> 00:18:57,551
Uh, I'm afraid
453
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,519
that's just too big an
honor for us, Cindy.
454
00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:03,724
Okay. You had your chance.
455
00:19:09,031 --> 00:19:11,359
Cindy, will you please come on?!
456
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:12,850
It's time to leave!
457
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:14,039
You folks all set to go?
458
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,531
Yeah. Hey, Alice, will you try
459
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,032
to get the kids to watch
Cindy on television?
460
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,056
Cindy!
461
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,290
CINDY: I'm coming, I'm coming.
462
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:21,506
Good luck, honey.
463
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,829
Do you think this dress
will look good on color TV?
464
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:27,464
Maybe I'd better
wear my blue one.
465
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:28,643
Uh, uh, Cindy.
466
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,600
Come on, come on.
467
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:30,946
Give me that compact.
468
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,169
Let's go.
469
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,670
Good-bye, Alice.
470
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,972
Bye.
471
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,278
Now, don't forget, kids,
472
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,157
when this little
red light goes on,
473
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,480
we're on the air
474
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,361
and we'll be in
everybody's living room.
475
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,663
Now, does everybody
have their thinking caps on?
476
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,953
KIDS: Yes, sir!
477
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,137
Good.
478
00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:51,805
Take your places.
479
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,509
( clicking)
480
00:19:55,578 --> 00:19:57,744
I was just about
to call you kids.
481
00:19:57,813 --> 00:20:00,581
Alice, we wouldn't
miss Cindy for anything.
482
00:20:00,649 --> 00:20:03,117
That's what I call
real family spirit.
483
00:20:03,186 --> 00:20:04,763
We want to see Miss Smarty-Pants
484
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,071
fall right on her big, fat head.
485
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:10,524
Yeah, we can't wait
to see her bomb.
486
00:20:10,593 --> 00:20:13,894
Like I said, real family spirit.
487
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,731
Hey, Bobby, turn
it up, will you?
488
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,233
The questions I'll be asking
489
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,213
are based on your
regular schoolwork,
490
00:20:21,237 --> 00:20:24,238
so when you know the
answer, just raise your hand.
491
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,951
And remember,
when that little red light
492
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:29,193
on that camera goes
on, we're on the air.
493
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,317
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
494
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:44,842
Welcome to the
Question the Kids show.
495
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,344
I'm Monty Marshall,
your quizmaster.
496
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,314
And tonight, it's
Clinton Grammar School
497
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:51,965
versus Woodside.
498
00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:55,669
And may the better team win.
499
00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:58,055
Now, here's your first question.
500
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,941
Listen carefully.
501
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,778
"Four score and
seven years ago..."
502
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,664
is the beginning of what speech?
503
00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,666
Yes, Woodside?
504
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,535
Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
505
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,087
MARSHALL: That's right.
506
00:21:13,155 --> 00:21:16,841
How is the word "swiftly"
used in the following sentence?
507
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,477
"The boy ran swiftly."
508
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:22,513
Clinton.
509
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:24,064
As an adverb.
510
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,610
MARSHALL: That's right.
511
00:21:25,634 --> 00:21:29,386
Mike, what's the
matter with Cindy?
512
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,899
Just staring at the camera
513
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,451
like she's got televisionitis.
514
00:21:32,475 --> 00:21:35,893
Spell the word "thoroughfare."
515
00:21:38,748 --> 00:21:40,281
Woodside.
516
00:21:40,349 --> 00:21:43,467
T-H-O-R-O-U-G-H...
517
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,847
F-A-R-E. MARSHALL: That's right.
518
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:46,948
What's wrong with Cindy?
519
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,356
She's not even raising her hand.
520
00:21:49,425 --> 00:21:50,690
Talk about dumb.
521
00:21:50,759 --> 00:21:52,704
She knows all those
answers by heart.
522
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,712
Then why doesn't
she answer them?
523
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:58,765
MARSHALL: Now, name the
last two states that joined the union.
524
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:00,917
How come Cindy just sits there?
525
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,152
She looks scared.
526
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:03,981
Come on, Cindy, loosen up.
527
00:22:04,039 --> 00:22:05,606
Woodside.
528
00:22:05,675 --> 00:22:07,207
Alaska and Hawaii.
529
00:22:07,276 --> 00:22:08,625
MARSHALL: Right.
530
00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,605
Oh, she knew that.
531
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:14,114
Now, name the
capital of Louisiana.
532
00:22:14,183 --> 00:22:15,465
Come on, Cindy.
533
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,234
I know you know this one.
534
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:18,869
Cindy, raise your hand.
535
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,387
Cindy, you know it!
536
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:23,435
Baton Rouge. Baton Rouge.
537
00:22:23,459 --> 00:22:24,474
Woodside.
538
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:25,803
Baton Rouge.
539
00:22:25,827 --> 00:22:27,706
MARSHALL: That's
correct. Oh, Cindy...
540
00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:30,764
Now, how many
pecks are in a bushel?
541
00:22:30,832 --> 00:22:32,883
Clinton! Four.
542
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,618
MARSHALL: Right!
543
00:22:50,319 --> 00:22:52,253
I don't want to see anybody.
544
00:22:52,321 --> 00:22:54,254
They'll all make fun of me.
545
00:22:54,323 --> 00:22:56,100
It's not going to
get any easier later.
546
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:58,325
Come on.
547
00:23:02,999 --> 00:23:04,376
ALL: Cindy!
548
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,933
You looked terrific!
549
00:23:06,002 --> 00:23:07,012
Especially your hair.
550
00:23:07,036 --> 00:23:08,179
The dress was fantastic.
551
00:23:08,203 --> 00:23:09,447
You were the
prettiest girl there.
552
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,371
Oh, yeah. We all thought so.
553
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,574
I didn't answer
a single question.
554
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:16,777
I was a real dum-dum.
555
00:23:18,915 --> 00:23:24,485
Cindy... Cindy... I
was the dum-dum.
556
00:23:24,554 --> 00:23:26,320
I didn't even pass the test.
557
00:23:26,389 --> 00:23:30,424
You studied and you got on TV.
558
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,972
Bobby, you're
a terrific brother.
559
00:23:36,932 --> 00:23:38,131
Women!
560
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,235
One nice word,
and you get all wet.
561
00:23:41,303 --> 00:23:43,937
Aw! Poor baby.
562
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,139
Aw! Come on!
563
00:23:59,488 --> 00:24:02,590
Well, honey, I finally
got it all worked out.
564
00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:03,591
Yeah? What's that?
565
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,025
Well, I've called the Swansons,
566
00:24:05,094 --> 00:24:06,493
the Bernsteins, the Clarks,
567
00:24:06,562 --> 00:24:07,828
the Kaufmans, the Burkes,
568
00:24:07,897 --> 00:24:09,863
the Metzgers and the Allens.
569
00:24:09,932 --> 00:24:10,943
It took a lot of juggling,
570
00:24:10,967 --> 00:24:12,432
but they can all
come on the 24th.
571
00:24:12,501 --> 00:24:14,068
On the 24th, huh?
572
00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:16,014
Yup, that's when we're having
the party. Great. I'll phone you.
573
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:17,248
Let me know if you're
having a good time.
574
00:24:17,272 --> 00:24:18,584
What do you mean,
you'll phone me?
575
00:24:18,608 --> 00:24:19,818
'Cause that's the
weekend I'm going
576
00:24:19,842 --> 00:24:22,442
to be out of town at the
convention, remember?
577
00:24:22,511 --> 00:24:24,177
Catch me.
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