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Don't you think I want
everyone's happiness?
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That nobody suffers?
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But what do you care?
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You too belong to this filthy society.
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All of you sit here in disguise...
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...hiding your real
faces behind masquerades.
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That's why they all look alike, mom.
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Look...
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...they are all alike.
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That's the way of the world, my son.
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What will happen...
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...will happen.
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That's why I feel tired, mom.
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I'm weary.
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I've lost all desire to stay alive.
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I am anyway...
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...a mere Joker in this house of cards.
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They are the real players.
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Son, no!
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No!
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No, son.
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Son...
Son, wake up.
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Wake up, what have you done? My god!
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Whose phone is that?
Whose is it?
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Will someone speak up?
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That's my phone.
Just a moment.
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Sorry sir, it's my
phone. Just a minute.
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Sanjay!
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I didn't even tear up yet!
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It's urgent, sir. From the office.
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I've got to go. Sorry,
I have to take this.
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She...
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-Go and lie down.
-I...
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Make do with her for now, sir.
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Yeah.
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Send her to lie in the
main show too, okay? Scoundrel!
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-Just make do for now, mom.
-Handle it!
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Hey...
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-Sir, the role should at least be worthy enough.
-I'll see to it, sir.
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Best of luck.
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The city of Delhi
knows me as its Meryl Streep, sir.
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Okay.
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Next production, you're my leading lady.
Okay?
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You stay dead!
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Son!
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Mom, I was hard at work.
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I've left, yeah. On my way.
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Yeah.
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Don't do this, sister.
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What would it do to dad?
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Relax, Sneha.
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I'll flee the nest only after you hatch.
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Did you speak to brother
or should I help?
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Speak to brother!
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Will it make any difference?
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Won't the blind man listen to his stick?
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He will, definitely.
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Don't worry.
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I'll talk to brother about this.
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Brother will listen, so will dad.
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Bye.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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You start.
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I tend to be dumb in such situations.
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Do dumb guys work in
multi-national companies?
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My parents sold me well, I suppose.
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Great.
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Well, I'd like to know more about you
so tell me.
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I work for a BPO.
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But don't worry, no night shifts.
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-Is Babloo fooling around?
-What?
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Is that why you're being shy?
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Yeah, mom told me.
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If you wish, we'll
continue this at night.
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My family's fine with it.
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Actually,...
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...the reception's a bit weak here.
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That's why.
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No problem.
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As long as you receive my signals.
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Aditi, you...
Are you crazy?
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You'll get me executed one day.
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Does all evil in you spout
out only during my calls?
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Then tell mumma dearest to stop
hunting wedding proposals for you.
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Only then will my inner Satan calm down.
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You're receiving my signals, right?
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-You sure?
-Yes, my love.
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Next.
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-Name?
-Sanjay Lal Singh.
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What acrobatics shall you display?
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I want to propose to you.
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The seniors asked me to.
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If the seniors tell you...
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...tease the girl, grab
her and kiss her...
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-...will you mutely comply?
-He will.
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I'm a senior as well.
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From here on out, whenever you
see me, you will apologise.
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- Okay.
- How?
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Get lost.
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-Go, we don't have much time.
-Yes.
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-"This is how we met"
-"Here we are now forever"
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-"This is how we met"
-"Here we are now forever"
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-"This is how we met"
-"Here we are now forever"
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-"This is how we met"
-"Here we are now forever"
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"A little sweet and a
little bit tangy"...
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... "such is our perfect pair."
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-"My heart longs only for you"...
-I find one mistake, and...
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-" I'm your Juliet and you're my Romeo"
-No issues, I'll redo it.
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"I'll take on the colours of your life"
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"No matter what, we'll
never stay apart."
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-"This is how we met"
-"Here we are now forever"
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-"This is how we met"
-"Here we are now forever"
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-"This is how we met"
-"Here we are now forever"
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Aditi!
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I don't want my son to Romeo
around with your daughter.
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That's why I want them to be siblings.
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-Was that original?
-No, read it on Whatsapp.
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"Life is incomplete without you"
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"Nothing else matters without you"
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"If you wish, weekdays will be at home."
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"If you wish, I'll leave
the world for you."
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"If you wish, I'll
turn days into nights"
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"No matter what, we'll
never stay apart."
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-"This is how we met"
-"Here we are now forever"
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-"This is how we met"
-"Here we are now forever"
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-"This is how we met"
-"Here we are now forever"
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-"This is how we met"
-"Here we are now forever"
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-"This is how we met"
-"Here we are now forever"
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-"This is how we met"
-"Here we are now forever"
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"Here we are now forever"
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You know what?
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You decide...
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...whether you want to settle
in the US or get married?
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Both are possible sir,
only if you consent.
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The vacancy is for a senior position.
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I know, sir..
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Crap!
Sorry.
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Take it.
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No sir, it's okay.
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Sir, I'm aware that the vacancy
is for a senior position.
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But how would they know
that he is a junior?
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He does half of my work,
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and you've already seen his talent.
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You'll get no complaints, sir.
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This is what happens when you
recruit from your college.
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You guys try to take advantage!
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Is it important?
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It's dad.
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Take it.
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-No sir, it's okay.
-When elders call, you answer.
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Bad news never announces itself.
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Yes sir. Excuse me.
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Sir, should I speak to the US office?
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Sir, settling there is our only option.
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You already know, how
it is with our families.
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It's too complicated.
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- And don't stress it.
- Yes, dad.
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-Then grab the first fight and come.
-Yes.
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Then I'll tell you what it is.
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-Yes, dad.
-Got it?
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- Your blessings.
- Blessed.
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What could I have done if
dad didn't tell me anything?
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You mustn't have asked properly, Sanju.
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Boss is ready to help. We
can't take him for granted.
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Even if we don't go
to the US, it's okay.
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This time, I'll go home and tell...
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...them to stop looking for
wedding proposals for me.
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Because my roommate is not a random Bablu from
Kanpur, but a pretty princess from Jaipur.
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Okay?
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-Don't you want to marry me?
-Don't you want to stay alive?
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Oh man!
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They're just my parents.
They'll come around, not behead us.
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-Try speaking to your folks too.
-Don't you expect that from me.
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Dad despises love
marriages even in movies.
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-He cheers in the Titanic only when...
-when Jack is dying.
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I'm aware.
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Aditi!
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Chhotu.
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So buddy!
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Why the long face?
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You look as shaky as a Peepal leaf.
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You'll have to wait a while.
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You didn't even ask me
what I pinched for you.
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Wanna know?
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A bat for you.
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A gorgeous Kanjeevaram Sari for mom...
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...an exquisite Titan watches
for dad, grandpa and uncle.
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-And for your elder sister...
-Listen brother...
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...don't utter her name at home.
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Why?
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You remember Arpit?
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Satyanarayan's son.
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Yeah, the one who broke through
AIIMS in the first attempt.
197
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He also broke through our family
honour in the very first attempt.
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Arpit has eloped with our sister!
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I thought we'd get our hands
on them in a day or two.
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Now shit's knee-deep so I'm
having to shine the torch.
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Anyhow, it was your father's orders...
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...to get you here and enlighten you.
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00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:36,708
What if you had eloped
with your girlfriend too?
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Uncle is a prophet; he sees everything.
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00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,542
He's filed a case of
abduction already on the boy.
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Mr Yadav is in deep doodoo.
208
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,250
But it's there's no
way to justify a case.
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I'll speak to dad.
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Don't you poke your nose in this.
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Uncle is fuming and Ganga is flowing.
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00:14:00,292 --> 00:14:03,458
You'll be blowing bubbles
when he drowns you.
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00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,083
Think of your own self.
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00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:10,542
If you've pinched a girl from the same
caste, speak up when you reach home.
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If you haven't, just keep
nodding your head at the meeting.
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Meeting?
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You want me to spill all
the beans right here?
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Let's go home.
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Come.
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So..
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We're done.
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00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:28,375
Shall we?
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Come.
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-Here.
-Oh how much will you feed us?
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We'll be carrying the fat till next winter!
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Please eat.
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Mom!
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This is...
my son, Sanju.
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Take his blessings too.
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What a dapper boy!
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These days, we get photos of
boys looking like movie stars ...
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... but what you find...
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...a clown in reality.
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Exactly.
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And I repeat...
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...being from the premium institute,
you must aim higher.
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Apply for administrative services.
If you break through,...
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00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:21,375
...you'd command over the region, right?
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00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,917
Who am I to comment...
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00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:27,875
... on your well-read, well-bred boy?
He's handsome too.
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00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:31,375
But if Rashmi does,
he might consider it.
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00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:34,917
It's come to my ears, these
two...What's it called?
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Video chatting.
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00:15:36,292 --> 00:15:39,042
They've started chatting.
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I've to excuse myself to the bathroom.
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00:15:46,292 --> 00:15:47,583
Look!
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Look how coyly he shied away!
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00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,208
What's all this, mom?
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00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:09,958
There's something you must've
heard about the family.
250
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:12,958
This is my younger brother.
251
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:17,083
You must've heard about his daughter.
252
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,125
Let bygones be bygones.
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00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,333
But why?
254
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:22,458
Clearing such things up
with our own is necessary...
255
00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:24,500
...before society starts
poking its sharp nose within.
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00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,542
Shambhu.
257
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:32,125
Rajput rituals aren't like clothes...
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00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:35,375
...thin polyester one day...
259
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,042
...and pure cotton the other.
260
00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:46,542
We've prepared everything.
261
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,292
You just wait till we find her.
262
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,417
I'm sure you've seen...
263
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,875
the courtyard; downstairs.
264
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:58,292
We'll bury her pieces below.
265
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,542
Now I'm convinced...
266
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,833
...I'm marrying my daughter
in a family I can boast of.
267
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:05,667
Spoken like a true Rajput.
268
00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:09,458
Dupe your own son into coming
home and trapping him, huh?
269
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,750
Incredible.
270
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:17,375
Like a sacrificial
lamb to the slaughter!
271
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,750
-Don't speak like that.
-Why not, mom?
272
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,167
We speak on the phone 10 times a day.
273
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,708
Not once did you mention
what dad is up to.
274
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,500
What could I have said?
275
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,333
What could you have--
276
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,875
Is there
someone else you like?
277
00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:47,833
Twenty five lakh cash
Maruti Swift car...
278
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:51,583
...and four sets of gold. There you go.
279
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:53,875
Make it forty.
280
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:56,250
Upgrade the Swift into Dzire.
281
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,042
And seal the deal.
282
00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:01,000
Uncle
how about a swanky SUV?.
283
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,875
Any special model, my lord?
284
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:06,833
In fact, how about I shift
aside and you take over?
285
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:09,792
Oh, let the boy be.
286
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:13,000
He's a child. Whichever
brand and colour he craves...
287
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:15,000
...it'll be on your doorstep.
288
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:18,625
Let's find the auspicious date for the
wedding now. Glad it's finally done.
289
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:21,542
So let's sweeten your mouth.
Great! Congratulations!
290
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,667
I don't want to get married.
291
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,208
Have some more..
292
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:27,958
Oh, do take it!
293
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,583
-Here you go!
-I don't want to get married.
294
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,875
-Why aren't you listening to me?
- Please don't be shy!
295
00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:35,458
I don't want to marry
her. I like someone else.
296
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:42,500
Grandpa!
Grandpa-what are you doing?
297
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:44,625
By caste-...
298
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:47,333
...she belongs to the same one as ours.
299
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,083
Her father runs a huge business.
300
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:51,458
They have oodles of money,
a beautiful house in Delhi.
301
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:53,583
And the degree: Engineering,
MBA, university topper!
302
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:56,792
Her bank balance outweighs
what you would ask for dowry.
303
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,792
Put the gun down, please.
Help me, would you?
304
00:18:58,875 --> 00:18:59,875
She belongs to our caste, grandpa.
305
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:02,000
Our caste. She's our caste.
Grandpa, she's our caste.
306
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,583
-Yes.
-She's our caste!.
307
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:06,667
She's our caste.
308
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,792
Quite cunning, the both of them.
309
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,375
Their phones are switched
off, out of reach.
310
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:23,625
But we're not in frocks too.
We'll nab them.
311
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:36,708
Your dad couldn't swallow
a morsel without Shweta.
312
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,000
And now...
313
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:42,208
...he's bent on hunting
down and killing her.
314
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,542
Never did she seem sad...
315
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:47,583
...nor upset.
316
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:52,375
It appears she's planned everything
very placidly.
317
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:55,125
The guy's a doctor, mom.
318
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:58,042
He'll keep a smile on her face.
319
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,625
Had he been from our caste,...
320
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:03,542
...dad would have been vying
to give him a Mercedes.
321
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,833
Don't worry, now.
322
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,042
Just eat.
323
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:13,750
I will stop worrying, son,...
324
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:17,875
...only when you speak
to Aditi's parents.
325
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,833
Then we'll come...
326
00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:22,042
...to finalise the wedding date.
327
00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:23,875
And then within a year or two...
328
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:27,625
...when our yard will be
bustling with your children...
329
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,625
...all will be fine.
330
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:34,000
Let's see.
331
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:42,833
Hey!
332
00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:45,625
This doesn't seem the kind
of place to drink juice.
333
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,333
She turns!
334
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,417
And where are you from?
335
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,708
Shri Ram Colony,
Jaipur, Rajasthan.
336
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:58,542
And if you want to see another day,
you'd better flee.
337
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:01,125
Hail Goddess!
338
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:08,667
AC in my Jaguar and 'paratha'.
Too much fun.
339
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,292
-Perfect date. Come.
-How are you, Aditi?
340
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,458
I'm fine.
341
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:16,083
-And who's this doofus?
-Doofus?
342
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:19,250
This doofus arrived quite before you.
So just fuck off!
343
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:24,958
How are you, brother?
344
00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:29,333
And where will you be going, son?
345
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,333
Hope there's no rush.
346
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,625
Relax.
347
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:36,833
-Did you have anything?
-No, I'm not hungry.
348
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:40,167
-Brother, about Sneha...
-Finish your juice first.
349
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:41,417
Huh?
350
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:42,500
Juice.
351
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,042
Finish it.
352
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,833
Kolkata is a distant dream.
353
00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:53,375
Tell Sneha that dad won't agree.
354
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:56,083
She's been dreaming
of IIM for years now.
355
00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:58,500
You've seen all the hours
she's spent working for it.
356
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,500
O God!
357
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:03,042
How about bro-sissy carry on...
358
00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:05,583
...and I'll take my leave.
359
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,708
Did I ask you?
360
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:09,500
Look, sister,...
361
00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:12,917
...she's going nowhere.
It's as simple as that.
362
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,417
You're studied quite well
in Delhi, didn't you?
363
00:22:17,917 --> 00:22:20,833
She'll adjust here,
as well as her dreams.
364
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,000
You tell me.
365
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,708
You're just spot on!
366
00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:31,208
In fact, I'll go get a
t-shirt, saying 'I love Delhi'.
367
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,958
And you...
368
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:36,583
I'd like you to come meet
me someday without reason.
369
00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:39,208
No?
370
00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:49,000
Waiter!
371
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:50,625
Waiter!
372
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:53,583
That big gremlin among
the four small ones.
373
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:56,375
She's the one.
She splashed my face with drinks.
374
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,333
She's coming here.
If she says anything to you...
375
00:22:59,417 --> 00:23:01,500
Bloody waiter!
376
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:04,417
First, he gets me the wrong drink.
377
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,667
Then...
378
00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:07,292
...he prances in front of me.
379
00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:09,042
She's drunk; she's lost it.
380
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:11,333
-I gave you the right drink.
-Shut up.
381
00:23:11,417 --> 00:23:14,625
You have no idea who
you're dealing with.
382
00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:18,208
The lanes of Delhi call
me its Meryl Streep.
383
00:23:18,292 --> 00:23:20,917
-Even I become Rambo after two shots.
-Hey.
384
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,625
I'm saying...
385
00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:24,375
Get her the drink.
386
00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:26,625
-Come on.
-Two.
387
00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:28,667
Get a couple.
388
00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:29,917
Two.
389
00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:32,375
-Now go.
-Go.
390
00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:35,125
He could've done that...
391
00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:36,917
...way before...
392
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,042
...but...
393
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,958
...all my rants fell on deaf ears.
394
00:23:42,542 --> 00:23:44,167
But you came,...
395
00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:46,917
... my knight in shining armour!
396
00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:51,125
Who are you?
397
00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,375
Never mind.
398
00:23:57,625 --> 00:23:59,250
Oops.
399
00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:31,458
You didn't even tell mom?
400
00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:38,083
Mom's in a really bad place
after Shweta's eloping.
401
00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:42,958
She'd be shattered if I
had told her the truth.
402
00:24:45,292 --> 00:24:47,292
All she has is me now.
403
00:24:48,542 --> 00:24:51,208
How can I abandon her in good
conscience and settle abroad?
404
00:24:55,917 --> 00:24:58,292
It's impossible for you too.
405
00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:03,167
For all we know, they'll pull away
Sneha's books and push her into marriage.
406
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:19,583
That's the way of the world, son.
407
00:25:20,917 --> 00:25:23,292
Whatever has happened...
408
00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:25,333
... will continue to happen
409
00:25:25,417 --> 00:25:27,375
I'm tired, mom
410
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,375
I'm weary.
411
00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:36,958
They have murdered my
desire to stay alive.
412
00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:42,042
I am anyway, a Joker
in this house of cards.
413
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:46,083
The real players are these!
414
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,167
What do I do then?
415
00:25:48,875 --> 00:25:51,125
Tell me.
Do I have a choice?
416
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,792
Do I?
Tell me.
417
00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:57,542
No, right?
418
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:07,167
No!
419
00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:12,500
If your journey took you through
the paved road of lies...
420
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:17,583
...why did you suffer
within the walls of truth?
421
00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:22,292
Even God wore the cloak of lies
to hoodwink the forces of evil.
422
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:25,083
You forgot, my son!
423
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:29,125
How could you forget?
424
00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:33,167
God!
425
00:26:37,292 --> 00:26:38,417
Aditi.
426
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,125
I've got it!
427
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,375
-I've got it!
-What?
428
00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:44,750
We'll hoodwink, beguile and prevail.
429
00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:48,792
What a foolish idea, Sanju!
Handcuffs will be waiting for us.
430
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:53,083
If we prepare everything meticulously
chance of success is a hundred.
431
00:26:53,625 --> 00:26:55,708
Aditi!
432
00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:58,875
When will my actor buddies
from the theatre come useful?
433
00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:03,292
If we give one shout, moms
and dads will be abundant.
434
00:27:04,042 --> 00:27:05,250
Fine.
435
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,250
Let's try Walmart.
436
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,958
Maybe they'll give us a
discount on Mother's Day.
437
00:27:13,042 --> 00:27:15,875
-Have a nice weekend.
-You too. I'll send you the slides...
438
00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:17,208
-...by Monday.
-Okay.
439
00:27:17,292 --> 00:27:19,667
Okay? See you.
440
00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:48,667
Neither can we desert our family for
settling in the US,
441
00:27:50,417 --> 00:27:52,917
...nor can we part ways.
442
00:27:57,292 --> 00:27:59,917
Is there any other option you see?
443
00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:08,417
We'll have to plan every detail.
444
00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:15,417
Great!
445
00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:17,417
That's great.
446
00:28:17,542 --> 00:28:20,375
Just a minute, Aditi. Aditi, I love you.
447
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:25,583
"The mother's forged,
the father's fake,"
448
00:28:25,667 --> 00:28:29,125
"But sky-high are the stakes"
449
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:32,458
"Tightening the pants
of fate, all loose,"
450
00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:35,000
"Getting our heads off the noose"
451
00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:37,000
So the plan is, there are
going to be two weddings.
452
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,042
First, you have to meet
Aditi's family as my dad...
453
00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:40,083
...and then my family as her dad.
454
00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:41,917
Hold on.
455
00:28:42,292 --> 00:28:46,083
Why don't you get them to
meet each other directly?
456
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,667
Very simple.
457
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,083
It's not simple at all, sir.
458
00:28:49,167 --> 00:28:51,875
The pinprick is caste. If this reaches
their ears, there's going to be murder.
459
00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:53,583
Simple!
460
00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:57,958
-I haven't got life insurance.
-Okay.
461
00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:02,542
There's going to be murder!
That's how you pitch roles?
462
00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:05,250
For your eternal love...
463
00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:07,792
...I should put my head
under the guillotine?
464
00:29:08,125 --> 00:29:10,500
Get executed!
465
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,292
Don't shit me.
466
00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:18,458
You want an artist to paint a
Mona Lisa with his own blood?
467
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:23,708
Zubina,...
468
00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:25,833
...well...
469
00:29:25,917 --> 00:29:27,750
Well!
470
00:29:29,708 --> 00:29:33,708
How long had I been craving such a role!
471
00:29:35,667 --> 00:29:37,542
I swear by Stanislavski.
472
00:29:38,417 --> 00:29:39,958
Layered.
473
00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:42,208
Challenging.
474
00:29:43,125 --> 00:29:45,042
Relevant.
475
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:48,167
So relevant.
476
00:29:48,458 --> 00:29:51,542
-''It's a river of fire, we'll cross it drowning.''
-I will do it.
477
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:55,875
''It's a river of fire,
we'll cross it drowning.''
478
00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:58,583
-I did a runaway wedding too.
-Wow.
479
00:29:59,208 --> 00:30:00,833
So you support love marriage then?
480
00:30:00,917 --> 00:30:02,208
No.
481
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,875
Then fights broke out.
And we got divorced.
482
00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:07,833
You shall meet the same fate.
Take my advice...
483
00:30:07,917 --> 00:30:09,583
...and go for arranged marriage.
Best bet.
484
00:30:09,667 --> 00:30:12,833
"Sending minions to test
our patience, oh lord,"
485
00:30:12,917 --> 00:30:16,208
"Why do you trouble your devotee, god?"
486
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:19,625
"All horoscope are barriers... "
487
00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:23,250
"Confusing us with their mumbo-jumbo"
488
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:26,083
"All the while pundit says no."
489
00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:28,125
"This is a lost cause."
490
00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:29,875
No traits align.
491
00:30:30,042 --> 00:30:31,208
Punditji...
492
00:30:31,292 --> 00:30:35,375
...all astro-crap, caste, creed, race...
493
00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,500
...just take care of it.
494
00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:39,292
Make a chart...
495
00:30:39,375 --> 00:30:43,083
...such that people announce
it a match made in heaven.
496
00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:46,750
-Okay.
-"Win over the pundit with cash."
497
00:30:46,833 --> 00:30:48,708
Bless you.
498
00:30:49,667 --> 00:30:50,667
Bharatpur?
499
00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:52,792
-Dad's aunt lives there.
-Ajmer.
500
00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:54,333
Nope, Uncle's married
his daughter there.
501
00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:57,125
Your family's apparently
everywhere. You tell me.
502
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,167
Sikar.
There's no one in Sikar.
503
00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:01,250
-Sure?
-Yes.
504
00:31:02,625 --> 00:31:05,208
Uncle, when are you leaving for Jaipur?
505
00:31:05,542 --> 00:31:06,583
This week
506
00:31:06,667 --> 00:31:09,417
Yes, actually I wanted to
send some clothes for Sneha.
507
00:31:09,542 --> 00:31:10,542
Oh I see.
508
00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:12,542
- Yes.
- Then come to Mishra's shop.
509
00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:14,667
-At Mishra's
-Yes, child.
510
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,083
Okay. When?
511
00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,375
This Saturday.
512
00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:20,500
Saturday? This Saturday?
513
00:31:20,583 --> 00:31:23,792
Sanju, we'll have to be
prepared by Saturday.
514
00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:26,375
Tell me, have the both of you done it?
515
00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:29,458
-Done what?
-Consummation, you know.
516
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,042
Yeah, long ago in college.
517
00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:35,000
In college?
Love marriage is a test of self-will.
518
00:31:35,042 --> 00:31:36,875
The one who can't keep
his urges in control...
519
00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:38,625
...fails this test.
520
00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:41,167
I won't be helping you.
521
00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:47,833
That's right.
522
00:31:47,917 --> 00:31:50,583
When will my theatre buddies help?
523
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,875
We're just meeting wack-jobs.
524
00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:56,042
He got mad as if I had
consummated with his wife!
525
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,917
Next.
526
00:32:00,792 --> 00:32:04,042
Let's give just a mother then.
527
00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:07,500
Kill the father.
528
00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:11,042
No.
529
00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:15,125
With both parents,
it'll look more genuine.
530
00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:27,292
There's an actor...
531
00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:31,458
Look-wise, neither Rajput nor Jat.
532
00:32:31,833 --> 00:32:35,250
He retired from acting long ago.
533
00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:41,042
Seems passionate.
534
00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:43,542
Was.
535
00:32:43,917 --> 00:32:47,000
Played Dushasan on stage years ago.
536
00:32:47,792 --> 00:32:52,500
He got so into character, that he pulled
off his co-actor's costume onstage.
537
00:32:53,917 --> 00:32:56,500
She slapped him and stormed off.
538
00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:59,750
Audience was enraged and
thrashed all the actors.
539
00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:02,833
He became a laughing stock that night...
540
00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:07,042
...and he hasn't been
seen on stage since.
541
00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:10,208
I must appreciate your courage.
542
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:12,917
Thank you.
543
00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:15,542
You know the issue, right?
544
00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:19,833
My shop is
shuttered, buddy.
545
00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:26,208
Sir,...
546
00:33:26,958 --> 00:33:29,333
-...how long...
-I'm done.
547
00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:33,875
Sir, till when will you let the
ghosts of your past haunt you?
548
00:33:34,833 --> 00:33:36,500
Till when?
549
00:33:37,792 --> 00:33:40,708
Even Lord Brahma once erred.
Right?
550
00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:45,083
Once...
551
00:33:45,167 --> 00:33:48,125
...even Jonty Rhodes
missed a catch once.
552
00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:57,042
Even Guru Dutt made a flop film once.
553
00:33:57,125 --> 00:34:00,667
No... Guru Dutt never made a flop film.
No.
554
00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:05,167
To be honest sir,...
555
00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:09,417
...the streets of Delhi theatres
are chattering about this role.
556
00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:11,917
-Believe me.
-Yes sir.
557
00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:15,083
Layered, challengin
and so relevant.
558
00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:16,375
Exactly.
559
00:34:16,458 --> 00:34:19,333
But we need an actor of your calibre.
560
00:34:19,667 --> 00:34:21,625
Pure method actor...
561
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:25,083
...who'll immerse himself
into being our real father.
562
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,333
Sir, give acting another chance.
563
00:34:28,417 --> 00:34:30,708
-You'll set the stage ablaze.
-Yes sir.
564
00:34:30,792 --> 00:34:33,542
And then this photo...
565
00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:37,500
...will look better here, right?
566
00:34:38,708 --> 00:34:40,333
-Yes?
-Wow!
567
00:34:40,667 --> 00:34:42,333
Legends.
568
00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:50,250
-Who's playing the mother?
-What sir.
569
00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:53,917
The mother?
570
00:34:56,167 --> 00:34:59,292
"My drunk friend is a dynamite"
571
00:34:59,417 --> 00:35:03,292
"My drunk friend is a dynamite"
572
00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:05,917
This is who you brought?
573
00:35:06,042 --> 00:35:07,667
-Zubina!
-Yes.
574
00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:10,417
She's younger than me.
575
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,417
And she's taller too.
576
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,375
-How will she fit as my wife?
-Give it a chance, sir.
577
00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:17,083
Wrong casting.
It's not going to work, I'm telling you.
578
00:35:17,167 --> 00:35:18,375
Sir, just give it a try.
579
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:19,625
She'll fit perfectly.
580
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:20,833
Right under my shoe.
581
00:35:20,917 --> 00:35:21,958
Trust me.
582
00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:23,083
For a legend...
583
00:35:23,167 --> 00:35:25,750
-...I needed the best.
- Exactly.
584
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,500
- Sir, Delhi calls her its Meryl Streep.
- Meryl Streep!
585
00:35:28,583 --> 00:35:29,667
- Sanjay!
- My foot!
586
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,417
-Hi.
-You're 20 minutes late.
587
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,583
It takes a bit of time...
588
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:37,417
Welcome back to the club, sir.
589
00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:39,167
I'm so excited...
590
00:35:39,250 --> 00:35:42,417
I'm exhilarated.
591
00:35:44,125 --> 00:35:44,875
What's up with him?
592
00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:46,708
Nothing.
Shall we?
593
00:35:46,792 --> 00:35:48,083
- Is there a problem?
- No problem.
594
00:35:48,167 --> 00:35:50,000
Can there be a problem bigger than you?
595
00:35:50,167 --> 00:35:53,542
-"It's a river of fire, we'll cross it drowning"
-What's with him?
596
00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:57,167
"It's a river of fire,
we'll cross it drowning."
597
00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:59,417
Mishra, here's another.
598
00:36:01,792 --> 00:36:05,375
What'd you call a woman flying a plane?
599
00:36:05,583 --> 00:36:08,750
Tell me, what'd you call her?
600
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:11,125
You'll call her...
601
00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:13,250
... a pilot!
602
00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:16,958
-Didn't expect that, did you?
-Wow.
603
00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:18,708
Hello, uncle.
604
00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:20,417
Hello, child.
605
00:36:20,583 --> 00:36:22,000
Hello, Mr Mishra. Hope you're well.
606
00:36:22,042 --> 00:36:24,000
Hi Aditi. I'm fine.
607
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,250
This is Sneha's gift.
608
00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:27,625
Okay.
609
00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:29,167
Is the ticket booked?
610
00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:30,125
Confirmed?
611
00:36:30,208 --> 00:36:32,667
I always get a
confirmed ticket. Look.
612
00:36:37,792 --> 00:36:39,417
Child...
Hey!
613
00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:43,000
Irrespective of everything, you
insist on taking the sleeper.
614
00:36:43,042 --> 00:36:44,458
Why's your Aditi earning for?
615
00:36:44,542 --> 00:36:45,875
Tell him, Mr Mishra.
616
00:36:45,958 --> 00:36:48,375
I always tell him to get an AC one.
617
00:36:48,458 --> 00:36:50,542
But his hands are clenched.
618
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,292
He's only kidding.
619
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,500
Here's your ticket.
620
00:36:54,583 --> 00:36:56,708
I've booked AC for you!
AC.
621
00:36:56,792 --> 00:36:58,167
AC!
622
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,833
But make sure you sit
right on your seat, okay?
623
00:37:00,917 --> 00:37:04,875
If you sit on the wrong one,
they'll fine you five hundred.
624
00:37:10,833 --> 00:37:13,083
Acting is not just appearances.
625
00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:16,042
Wearing loads of makeup
and looking old!
626
00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:18,708
There's some nuance to it. Some craft.
627
00:37:19,125 --> 00:37:20,708
Sanjay, I'll handle myself.
628
00:37:20,792 --> 00:37:22,042
Better see to him.
629
00:37:22,125 --> 00:37:25,375
He's been rusting all these years.
Lying forgotten.
630
00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:28,042
How dare she?
Did you see?
631
00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:31,250
-He's rusted.
-Even if a lion ages...
632
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,458
...he never forgets the smell of prey.
633
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,667
This is all there is.
634
00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:37,500
If you keep squabbling like this,
the train will reach Jaipur.
635
00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:40,000
Uncle will get off and that's it.
636
00:37:40,708 --> 00:37:42,750
I respect the talent you have.
637
00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:46,583
I admire both of you
respect both of you greatly.
638
00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:49,917
I'm concerned about you, mom and dad.
Dad, here!.
639
00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:52,167
15?
640
00:37:52,292 --> 00:37:54,667
Sit, please.
641
00:37:55,292 --> 00:37:57,792
Seat number 15.
642
00:38:00,417 --> 00:38:01,875
May I help you, uncle?
643
00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:03,958
No, it's okay.
644
00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:08,250
I'll handle it all, son.
Don't worry.
645
00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:10,208
You can relax, son.
646
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,917
Trust me.
647
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,500
Bless you.
648
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,292
Don't skip your meals, okay?
649
00:38:17,583 --> 00:38:18,917
I'll keep checking on you.
650
00:38:19,875 --> 00:38:21,000
Okay?
651
00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:33,375
Want to buy anything?
652
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:35,208
Time-pass items...
653
00:38:35,292 --> 00:38:37,250
sixteen GB pen drive, thirty -two GB...
654
00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:40,042
...for the journey or for time pass...
Uncle,...
655
00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:42,208
Want it?
656
00:38:43,167 --> 00:38:44,125
How much is it?
657
00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:45,875
A hundred and fifty for thirty-two GB.
658
00:38:45,958 --> 00:38:48,042
Save the hundred,
it won't last even fifty minutes!
659
00:38:48,417 --> 00:38:49,708
Right?
660
00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:51,833
Uncle, I'll go down to a hundred.
661
00:38:51,917 --> 00:38:53,500
Shoo.
662
00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:58,083
Sixteen GB pen drive, thirty -two GB...
663
00:38:58,167 --> 00:39:00,750
He's no helpful Henry...
664
00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:03,333
...to pawn off his items so cheaply.
665
00:39:03,792 --> 00:39:07,292
Delhi's brimming with fakes.
666
00:39:08,167 --> 00:39:10,375
Our Sikar's way better.
667
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:12,458
Anyway,...
668
00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:14,542
...for a job earning a lakh...
669
00:39:14,625 --> 00:39:16,292
...my son shifted to Delhi.
670
00:39:16,375 --> 00:39:18,667
Then
for the love of our son...
671
00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,417
...we shifted as well.
672
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,875
But it comes with its problems.
673
00:39:23,125 --> 00:39:26,375
A boy as well educated as him finds
it tough to find someone suitable...
674
00:39:26,458 --> 00:39:28,083
...for his marriage.
675
00:39:28,167 --> 00:39:31,833
We've met seventy girls yet.
676
00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:34,667
Some lack beauty.
Whereas the ones with beauty...
677
00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:36,875
...seem morally conspicuous.
678
00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,833
In all this pandemonium...
679
00:39:38,917 --> 00:39:41,208
...the train to his marriage..
680
00:39:50,958 --> 00:39:52,417
...is derailed.
681
00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:56,125
Aditi your uncle is positively nuts.
682
00:39:56,208 --> 00:39:58,083
He's sitting there, mute.
683
00:39:58,292 --> 00:40:01,292
Just nodding
and staring into oblivion.
684
00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:03,375
Zubina,...
685
00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:05,542
...hope's still alive.
686
00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:09,250
Just wreathe garlands of my praises.
687
00:40:09,333 --> 00:40:11,125
I'll text you praiseworthy
feats of whiz kids.
688
00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:12,417
It's not going to work.
689
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,042
That'll be of no help.
690
00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:15,875
- Yes.
- Uncle is a little slow.
691
00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,125
A little slow?
692
00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:19,042
- He's not...
- Calm down
693
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,167
Zubina, play at the striker's end.
694
00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:22,875
- Directly.
- Yes.
695
00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:24,208
And don't forget...
696
00:40:24,292 --> 00:40:26,125
...that uncle should
first utter of the proposal.
697
00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:28,292
From his mouth.
Okay?
698
00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:29,292
Yeah.
699
00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:30,875
All the best.
700
00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:33,208
Striker's end.
701
00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:36,875
Some tea, brother?
702
00:40:39,292 --> 00:40:40,500
That's it.
703
00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:42,500
Some tea, brother?
704
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:44,125
Will you have some tea?
705
00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:47,292
- Yes.
- It seems...
706
00:40:47,375 --> 00:40:49,792
...you're from Rajasthan as well.
707
00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:51,792
Jaipur.
708
00:40:52,375 --> 00:40:53,750
Jaipur?
709
00:40:53,833 --> 00:40:57,750
Then you must have our homely tea.
710
00:40:58,042 --> 00:40:59,125
Here.
711
00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:01,417
Here you go.
712
00:41:02,917 --> 00:41:04,167
So?
713
00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:06,250
Who's there in the family?
714
00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:09,625
Well, my parents passed away.
715
00:41:10,833 --> 00:41:12,000
And?
716
00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:13,667
Brother...
717
00:41:13,875 --> 00:41:15,208
...or sister?
718
00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:16,917
Sister left for...
719
00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:18,333
Left?
720
00:41:18,667 --> 00:41:19,792
For her heavenly abode.
721
00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:21,917
Then there are two girls.
722
00:41:22,125 --> 00:41:23,792
Sneha and Aditi.
723
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:25,417
Aditi...
724
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,250
What a pretty name, right?
725
00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:28,500
Yes.
726
00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:31,458
This dress? It's for Sneha.
727
00:41:31,583 --> 00:41:33,875
You sure love your nieces.
728
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,458
No doubt.
729
00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:37,708
But this dress...
730
00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:39,042
...is from Aditi...
731
00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:41,167
-...for her sister.
-I see.
732
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:43,250
She works in Delhi.
733
00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:45,667
-Delhi?
-Yes.
734
00:41:46,208 --> 00:41:48,458
Her wedding train is also derailed.
735
00:41:49,292 --> 00:41:52,458
These days
it's so tough to find a decent groom.
736
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,875
Yes.
737
00:41:58,667 --> 00:42:03,708
Our stories are kind of similar, right?
738
00:42:05,042 --> 00:42:06,583
- Yes.
- Oh no!
739
00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:08,625
You're looking for a bride...
740
00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:10,542
...and I'm looking for a groom.
741
00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:13,083
How can our stories be similar?
742
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,583
Oh yes.
743
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,792
The lord...
744
00:42:21,833 --> 00:42:23,958
...works in mysterious ways.
745
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:27,542
-How so?
-This problem...
746
00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:30,042
...can be easily solved by us.
747
00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:32,708
I don't quite follow.
748
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:36,167
What I mean,
my niece...
749
00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:39,000
...with your son!
750
00:42:43,417 --> 00:42:45,000
My son!
751
00:42:45,167 --> 00:42:46,875
That means...
752
00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:50,208
both our trains are on the same track!
753
00:42:50,583 --> 00:42:53,417
Well,
I had booked a sleeper.
754
00:42:53,667 --> 00:42:55,875
Aditi handed me an AC ticket.
755
00:42:56,333 --> 00:42:57,542
-Fate!
-Fortune!
756
00:42:57,625 --> 00:42:59,292
Indeed.
757
00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:01,375
Sometimes I feel...
758
00:43:01,708 --> 00:43:04,375
...matches aren't made in heaven.
759
00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:07,875
They're made by people like us!
760
00:43:07,958 --> 00:43:11,042
There is no doubt.
761
00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:12,542
Yes.
762
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:18,083
"It's the testing time,
you've to come out winner."
763
00:43:18,167 --> 00:43:20,542
Today's youth is unpredictable.
764
00:43:20,625 --> 00:43:24,000
Your uncle's been calling
the boy's parents angels.
765
00:43:24,500 --> 00:43:25,958
No more excuses.
766
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,583
Come home.
We've got to fix the wedding.
767
00:43:29,167 --> 00:43:30,167
Are you hearing me?
768
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:32,000
The parents are angels. Doesn't mean...
769
00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:34,125
...the boy will have a halo too.
770
00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:35,792
Does uncle give a guarantee?
771
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:38,042
I'll look to it.
772
00:43:38,292 --> 00:43:40,250
Don't argue, Aditi.
773
00:43:40,458 --> 00:43:42,792
- Just take the next train home.
- But dad...
774
00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:44,292
I'm not listening to you.
775
00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:47,000
Quietly come home and get ready
for this alliance.
776
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:50,875
" It's a river of fire,
we'll cross it drowning."
777
00:43:51,167 --> 00:43:54,417
" It's a river of fire,
we'll cross it drowning."
778
00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:58,542
" It's a river of fire,
we'll cross it drowning."
779
00:43:58,833 --> 00:44:01,292
Your dad is not
completely evil.
780
00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:03,167
Not evil, just afraid.
781
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,917
The restrictions he
put up in my childhood.
782
00:44:06,125 --> 00:44:09,125
Don't ride your brother's bicycle.
Tie two ponies to school.
783
00:44:09,208 --> 00:44:12,458
Pull your long socks up.
What will society whisper?
784
00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:21,792
Even if I kill someone for once,
he'll forgive me.
785
00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:25,000
But if he learns about us...
786
00:44:25,417 --> 00:44:29,542
...the community's going to boycott
the family and then he'll come after us.
787
00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:36,500
I think...
788
00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:40,042
...we should shift
to the US after marriage.
789
00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:43,042
It's safer.
790
00:44:48,958 --> 00:44:52,500
If I'm in the US,
there'll be no one there for mom.
791
00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:57,708
She gave her entire
life to dad's convenience.
792
00:44:58,958 --> 00:45:01,542
The least we can do
is enliven her old age.
793
00:45:01,958 --> 00:45:03,667
But here...
794
00:45:04,125 --> 00:45:06,500
...both of them;
brother and uncle and here.
795
00:45:06,583 --> 00:45:08,875
That's why I was thinking the other day.
796
00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:14,250
Why not apply at the office
for a transfer to Bangalore?
797
00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:16,250
Bangalore?
798
00:45:16,417 --> 00:45:19,042
It's barely an hour
and a half by flight.
799
00:45:21,917 --> 00:45:24,792
And God forbid, in any emergency...
800
00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:27,000
...we can rush back easily.
801
00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:32,458
And how long will Amay and Zubina
continue their charade as parents?
802
00:45:36,458 --> 00:45:38,125
Point taken.
803
00:45:48,125 --> 00:45:49,333
Got it!
804
00:45:50,042 --> 00:45:51,000
Here.
805
00:45:51,042 --> 00:45:52,167
What?
806
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:56,833
Planes keep crashing every now and then.
807
00:45:57,167 --> 00:45:59,708
Even after the marriage...
808
00:46:00,167 --> 00:46:02,125
...whenever this happens,...
809
00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:06,292
...you tell your family
Sanju's parents died on that flight.
810
00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:09,500
And I'll do ditto at my folks.
811
00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:16,167
With Amay and Zubina's fake funerals,
this entire menagerie...
812
00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:17,833
...will end, Aditi.
813
00:46:17,917 --> 00:46:20,250
-What baloney, Sanju!
-Baloney?
814
00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:21,750
It's perfect. Why not?
815
00:46:21,833 --> 00:46:23,292
Listen,...
816
00:46:25,125 --> 00:46:26,708
...after the wedding...
817
00:46:27,708 --> 00:46:29,958
...we'll produce a beautiful
daughter like you...
818
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,375
...and stupefy your father.
819
00:46:33,167 --> 00:46:34,583
And I mean it.
820
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:36,292
I do.
821
00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:09,042
Why's the pundit taking his sweet time?
822
00:47:09,917 --> 00:47:11,417
That's what he's here for.
823
00:47:11,917 --> 00:47:15,042
Yes
the chart is already set.
824
00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:17,625
What do you mean?
825
00:47:17,708 --> 00:47:19,208
I mean...
826
00:47:20,167 --> 00:47:22,917
...set the table, sis.
827
00:47:27,583 --> 00:47:29,833
Sanju was saying...
828
00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:31,750
...it's his marriage.
829
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:34,083
Why waste time on planets?
830
00:47:34,167 --> 00:47:37,792
Matching random horoscopes?
831
00:47:38,292 --> 00:47:40,000
Right, brother?
832
00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,208
He's naive.
833
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:44,458
Just more rote book knowledge...
834
00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:47,042
...and less of tradition.
835
00:47:48,042 --> 00:47:49,458
You check.
836
00:47:49,750 --> 00:47:51,000
Relax.
837
00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:52,958
Yes.
838
00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:01,667
My dad yearned for...
839
00:48:01,958 --> 00:48:04,000
...the entirety of his life...
840
00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:08,167
...to find two horoscopes
with zero flaws.
841
00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:11,375
He helped make matches...
842
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:13,125
...until his death.
843
00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:16,292
But he didn't find a single such couple.
844
00:48:18,958 --> 00:48:22,792
Dad,
your dream is now true.
845
00:48:23,417 --> 00:48:24,583
Such astounding and...
846
00:48:24,667 --> 00:48:26,667
...miraculous horoscopes!
847
00:48:26,833 --> 00:48:28,000
What?
848
00:48:28,042 --> 00:48:29,833
What are you looking at me for?
849
00:48:29,917 --> 00:48:31,333
Start preparing for the wedding!
850
00:48:31,417 --> 00:48:34,792
Miraculous. Beautiful.
851
00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:38,708
Son,
this is Aditi.
852
00:48:38,917 --> 00:48:40,833
Hello!
853
00:48:42,958 --> 00:48:44,875
She's made this herself.
854
00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:47,042
-I see.
-Wow.
855
00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:49,167
-Take it.
-No.
856
00:48:50,792 --> 00:48:52,125
What do you do?
857
00:48:52,292 --> 00:48:53,917
She has a job in Delhi.
858
00:48:54,042 --> 00:48:56,292
If you take issue with it,
she has no qualms quitting.
859
00:48:56,458 --> 00:48:57,583
Wow.
860
00:48:57,667 --> 00:48:59,333
Yeah, she'll quit.
861
00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:01,750
Anyhow, she knows how to work a stove.
862
00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:04,500
She multitasks easily.
863
00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:05,833
Take a seat, child.
864
00:49:05,917 --> 00:49:07,958
- It's all set, then.
- Bittu, keep it here.
865
00:49:08,458 --> 00:49:09,708
We love her.
866
00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:13,125
God blesses his true devotees.
867
00:49:13,208 --> 00:49:15,958
And we don't want any dowry.
868
00:49:16,458 --> 00:49:19,250
The one who's been blessed by above...
869
00:49:19,792 --> 00:49:21,125
...needn't ask for anything more.
870
00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:23,083
Great.
871
00:49:24,375 --> 00:49:26,708
Aunty, do you take
trips to Jaipur often?
872
00:49:26,792 --> 00:49:27,708
What?
873
00:49:27,792 --> 00:49:29,083
No, to aunty...
874
00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:30,833
No, son.
875
00:49:31,292 --> 00:49:33,375
It's my first visit here.
876
00:49:33,458 --> 00:49:36,458
My gratitude to your uncle.
877
00:49:38,417 --> 00:49:41,167
Around Hauz Khas in Delhi?
878
00:49:42,875 --> 00:49:44,500
Hauz Khas?
879
00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:48,542
Is it a place? In Delhi?
880
00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:52,250
It's the first time
I'm hearing the name.
881
00:49:52,417 --> 00:49:53,750
Right?
882
00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:56,917
- You...
- Why do you ask?
883
00:49:57,083 --> 00:49:59,333
Dad, she looks familiar.
884
00:49:59,417 --> 00:50:00,500
Must be a misunderstanding.
885
00:50:00,583 --> 00:50:01,750
- I saw her...
- Quiet!
886
00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:03,333
-Quiet.
-Brother sir...
887
00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:04,625
Brother sir...
888
00:50:05,042 --> 00:50:06,083
...we'll leave.
889
00:50:06,167 --> 00:50:07,167
Leaving? But how?
890
00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:09,000
No, brother sir...
891
00:50:09,042 --> 00:50:10,875
...I have arthritis.
892
00:50:10,958 --> 00:50:14,375
My joints jam if I sit for too long.
893
00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:17,708
Wedding's fixed. We'll leave now.
894
00:50:17,792 --> 00:50:20,708
Dad! They haven't even talked yet!
895
00:50:20,792 --> 00:50:22,292
What need?
896
00:50:22,375 --> 00:50:24,417
These two are ready already.
897
00:50:25,292 --> 00:50:26,708
Already?
898
00:50:26,833 --> 00:50:28,167
Already?
899
00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:33,458
- I mean to say...
- She means...
900
00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:36,708
...with all of your blessings...
901
00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:40,208
...and consent,
they will be totally willing.
902
00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:42,375
-Right?
-How can kids refute...
903
00:50:42,458 --> 00:50:44,167
...what their elders
have decided for them?
904
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:47,292
All right then
this wedding is fixed.
905
00:50:48,083 --> 00:50:49,792
Did you see, brother-in-law?
906
00:50:50,292 --> 00:50:52,375
A family of angels.
907
00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:54,625
No Jatt qualities.
908
00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:55,875
Truly.
909
00:50:55,958 --> 00:50:58,792
Who can be a better
matchmaker than uncle?
910
00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:01,250
Truly.
911
00:51:01,333 --> 00:51:03,458
Rightly said.
912
00:51:07,583 --> 00:51:09,292
What has the world come to?
913
00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:12,667
Artists now lounge around in nightclubs!
That's the last straw!
914
00:51:12,875 --> 00:51:14,333
It's a big problem, Aditi.
915
00:51:14,417 --> 00:51:16,333
My parents are arriving on Monday.
916
00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:18,958
What if Vivek calls
upon us again in Delhi?
917
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,083
Minimise Zubina's role.
918
00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:21,292
- What?
- Yes.
919
00:51:21,375 --> 00:51:22,375
There's no other option.
920
00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:25,167
The lesser he sees you,
lesser the questions.
921
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:26,958
I disagree.
I disagree
922
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,500
-You want me to put my life on the line for her?
-I...
923
00:51:28,583 --> 00:51:30,083
- I disagree.
- For her foolishness.
924
00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:31,875
-Foolishness?
-Of course.
925
00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:34,458
It's called bad luck.
Bad luck.
926
00:51:34,542 --> 00:51:38,625
-Sanju listen to me, cut down her role.
-''They went to Jaipur for the first scene''
927
00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:41,833
''The next role is in Bihar''
928
00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:45,458
''New faces with different
different motives''
929
00:51:45,542 --> 00:51:49,125
''A fake key opens the real lock''
930
00:51:49,292 --> 00:51:51,292
''Give the paper''...
931
00:51:52,375 --> 00:51:54,000
''Give the paper''...
932
00:51:54,125 --> 00:51:56,083
...''launch name to fame''
933
00:51:56,167 --> 00:51:59,833
''It's a river of fire,
we'll cross it drowning''
934
00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:02,833
Dad,
please don't mention any dowry.
935
00:52:02,958 --> 00:52:06,125
- What we'll ask...
- She'll earn in a year...
936
00:52:06,208 --> 00:52:08,583
...and save it. I know it; I remember.
937
00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:10,208
Ring the bell.
938
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:22,833
So,
after the wedding...
939
00:52:23,083 --> 00:52:25,833
...they'll stay here
in this house.
940
00:52:25,917 --> 00:52:27,833
What do you think, Mr Singh?
941
00:52:36,208 --> 00:52:37,583
You mean...
942
00:52:38,208 --> 00:52:40,375
...you'll domesticate your son-in-law?
943
00:52:40,542 --> 00:52:43,458
- Oh no...
- Then?
944
00:52:43,958 --> 00:52:46,958
This house belongs to Sanjay now.
945
00:52:47,042 --> 00:52:50,708
- Yes.
- We'll both be leaving for pilgrimages.
946
00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:53,375
We'll barely be seen around.
947
00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:54,875
- Right?
- Yes.
948
00:52:54,958 --> 00:52:56,458
Of course.
949
00:52:56,542 --> 00:52:59,042
Getting my drift, Mr Singh?
950
00:53:01,417 --> 00:53:03,167
Good enough?
951
00:53:04,417 --> 00:53:07,542
It's not much, just a hut.
952
00:53:07,625 --> 00:53:10,875
It's all yours now.
953
00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:15,708
They's Sanju's grandparents.
954
00:53:15,958 --> 00:53:17,083
I wanted to say..
955
00:53:17,167 --> 00:53:20,417
After they wed,
the house is theirs.
956
00:53:21,042 --> 00:53:22,292
Yes.
957
00:53:22,458 --> 00:53:26,042
We will be leaving for pilgrimages.
958
00:53:26,250 --> 00:53:29,250
We'll barely be seen around.
959
00:53:36,417 --> 00:53:40,125
First, the real entourage
of Sanjay Singh from Bihar...
960
00:53:40,292 --> 00:53:42,375
...will come to Delhi.
961
00:53:42,458 --> 00:53:45,417
After that, Sanjay Bhalotia...
962
00:53:45,542 --> 00:53:48,042
-Bhalotia.
-Present here!
963
00:53:48,667 --> 00:53:51,292
I'll bring my fake family
to Jaipur...
964
00:53:51,375 --> 00:53:54,083
...where Aditi Karwasra
will wed in reality.
965
00:53:54,167 --> 00:53:56,167
This is Aditi's real family.
Take a look.
966
00:53:56,250 --> 00:53:59,667
But we need more than
just a pair of parents.
967
00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:01,167
We need family, too.
968
00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:02,417
That's when you guys come in.
969
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:05,708
''This is a gift that
fate has thrust in our hands.''
970
00:54:05,833 --> 00:54:07,292
''On the weird beats of life''...
971
00:54:07,417 --> 00:54:09,208
...'' we dance away''
972
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:10,750
''We'll roll the dice''...
973
00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:12,583
...'' and see if it's
a win or a loss''...
974
00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:14,417
...'' a ladder of help
or we'll get bit''...
975
00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:16,500
...'' by a snake''
976
00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:20,500
Can you try talking to Sanju?
977
00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:22,500
He might just take you seriously.
978
00:54:22,583 --> 00:54:25,750
Tell him, there's no other
option than to settle in the US.
979
00:54:26,458 --> 00:54:28,250
Please.
980
00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:31,250
Don't tell him I told you.
981
00:54:31,875 --> 00:54:33,000
Okay.
982
00:54:33,042 --> 00:54:35,250
When you face our real relatives,...
983
00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:38,000
...please speak as little as possible.
984
00:54:38,583 --> 00:54:40,667
Okay.
Always remember,...
985
00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:42,083
...if you can't convince them,...
986
00:54:42,167 --> 00:54:44,250
...confuse them.
987
00:54:44,333 --> 00:54:47,125
''It's a river of fire,
we'll cross it drowning.''
988
00:54:47,292 --> 00:54:51,125
''It's a river of fire,
we'll cross it drowning.''
989
00:54:51,417 --> 00:54:52,917
Hold on.
990
00:54:53,417 --> 00:54:55,375
-Who's getting married?
-She.
991
00:54:55,458 --> 00:54:57,250
-So who'll get trolled?
-You.
992
00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:58,958
Yo..
993
00:55:02,458 --> 00:55:03,375
Sanju...
994
00:55:03,458 --> 00:55:04,667
- Sir.
- Finished?
995
00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:06,042
Yeah.
996
00:55:06,125 --> 00:55:07,708
I'll get you one more, come.
997
00:55:07,792 --> 00:55:09,250
Okay.
Drinks anyone?
998
00:55:09,333 --> 00:55:10,792
Drinks? Beer?
999
00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:12,375
Beer.
1000
00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:14,125
- No one?
- One more.
1001
00:55:14,208 --> 00:55:16,625
So when is the flight?
1002
00:55:16,708 --> 00:55:19,375
- Flight?
- There's still time.
1003
00:55:21,458 --> 00:55:23,042
Excited, huh?
1004
00:55:23,208 --> 00:55:25,167
No, sir.
1005
00:55:26,042 --> 00:55:28,167
You know how things are.
1006
00:55:29,917 --> 00:55:32,833
I'll be going home and
coming back here in two days.
1007
00:55:33,583 --> 00:55:35,208
It's crazy.
1008
00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:38,833
But she's really happy.
1009
00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:42,458
Get her married every day
and she'll love every second.
1010
00:55:44,958 --> 00:55:46,167
So, I have some good news for you.
1011
00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:47,917
- Really?
- Yes.
1012
00:55:48,958 --> 00:55:51,750
I was in touch with
the Bangalore office.
1013
00:55:51,833 --> 00:55:55,750
And right before,
Aditi's confirmation came from Boston.
1014
00:55:58,375 --> 00:56:00,542
- Boston?
- Yes.
1015
00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:03,708
I mean everything
happened pretty quickly.
1016
00:56:03,792 --> 00:56:06,542
And we were discussing
a project on Skype.
1017
00:56:06,958 --> 00:56:08,333
...and...
1018
00:56:08,958 --> 00:56:10,417
...you know how good she is, right?
1019
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:12,667
- So it's done.
- Yeah I...
1020
00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:14,875
Without an interview? I mean...
1021
00:56:15,583 --> 00:56:17,583
- How?
- I put in a word for you as well.
1022
00:56:17,667 --> 00:56:19,083
It'll all be set.
1023
00:56:22,917 --> 00:56:24,417
Frankly speaking,...
1024
00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:27,125
...given your circumstances...
1025
00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:29,708
...I think going to
the US is the best option.
1026
00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:33,000
What's here anyway?
1027
00:56:34,167 --> 00:56:35,333
Right?
1028
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Right?
1029
00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:39,125
Right?
1030
00:56:40,292 --> 00:56:41,917
I'll get this.
1031
00:56:58,125 --> 00:57:00,667
Everyone's waiting
eagerly for your stories.
1032
00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:04,375
There's still time
for the flight, right?
1033
00:57:05,667 --> 00:57:07,875
What are you doing?
1034
00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:12,000
You're going off without saying farewell?
Won't the guys outside feel upset?
1035
00:57:14,917 --> 00:57:17,083
It all premeditated, right?
1036
00:57:19,542 --> 00:57:22,833
- What was?
- Please stop acting.
1037
00:57:24,917 --> 00:57:26,167
Despite agreeing on Bangalore...
1038
00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:29,042
...all this while you
were in contact with Boston!
1039
00:57:29,542 --> 00:57:32,458
And it was boss whom you
sent to convince me, Aditi?
1040
00:57:35,708 --> 00:57:38,458
- Sit down and we'll talk.
- We did talk, right?
1041
00:57:38,542 --> 00:57:41,042
- No, we didn't.
- Then what was that?
1042
00:57:42,708 --> 00:57:45,375
You were too emotional that day.
1043
00:57:46,875 --> 00:57:49,542
Sanju, you were
difficult to reason with.
1044
00:57:49,667 --> 00:57:51,792
- Difficult to reason with?
- Yes.
1045
00:57:51,958 --> 00:57:53,167
- Really?
- You...
1046
00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:55,583
Let's talk it out, Sanju.
1047
00:57:55,708 --> 00:57:58,708
Sanju, storming off
suddenly is no solution...
1048
00:58:03,792 --> 00:58:06,125
Bangalore is an hour
and a half away by flight.
1049
00:58:06,208 --> 00:58:09,083
If they get even an inkling,
they'll be there instantly.
1050
00:58:09,875 --> 00:58:11,458
Sanju, when we have a
getaway pass from all this...
1051
00:58:11,542 --> 00:58:13,042
...why risk it at all?
1052
00:58:13,125 --> 00:58:15,792
Because mom is left
alone after Shweta ran.
1053
00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:17,292
If I shift to the US,...
1054
00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:20,000
...how many times will
I be able to see her?
1055
00:58:22,667 --> 00:58:24,333
Leaving the battleground is easy;
the fight is the test.
1056
00:58:24,417 --> 00:58:26,125
And we talked about fighting together.
1057
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:27,500
Right?
1058
00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:29,125
We'll invite mom to stay with us.
1059
00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:31,458
And you think she'll uproot everything,
leave dad and come?
1060
00:58:31,542 --> 00:58:34,125
- We're leaving everything too!
- It's easy for us!
1061
00:58:34,208 --> 00:58:36,792
For her, everyone's equal;
equally important!
1062
00:58:37,208 --> 00:58:38,958
Why can't you get this?
1063
00:58:40,083 --> 00:58:41,500
Even the US is just a day far.
1064
00:58:41,583 --> 00:58:42,667
Why would we tell her...
1065
00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:44,000
- ...that we're in Boston?
- Aditi,...
1066
00:58:44,083 --> 00:58:46,208
...if death is in our fortune
it'll follow us anywhere.
1067
00:58:46,292 --> 00:58:47,667
Anywhere and everywhere.
1068
00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:49,708
Guns and bullets are
easily available there.
1069
00:58:49,792 --> 00:58:53,250
But your family
won't even clear the visa interview.
1070
00:58:58,917 --> 00:59:00,167
Really?
1071
00:59:04,167 --> 00:59:06,292
Sanju, I'm sorry.
1072
00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:08,500
Listen.
1073
00:59:08,625 --> 00:59:10,333
Listen...
1074
00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:14,042
...we'll convince mom
and she'll consent.
1075
00:59:15,625 --> 00:59:18,250
Guess you know my mother better than me?
1076
00:59:18,708 --> 00:59:19,542
Right?
1077
00:59:19,625 --> 00:59:23,167
-"The bridal heart sinks like a rock"
-Sanju.
1078
00:59:23,250 --> 00:59:26,583
"May someone placate it now"
1079
00:59:26,708 --> 00:59:29,667
- Let's go.
- "She calls to her henna-dyed hands"
1080
00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:33,042
"To help give her a solution"
1081
00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:36,417
"The groom is also conflicted"
1082
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:39,833
"Why does the thorn
of love prick us in pain"
1083
00:59:39,917 --> 00:59:43,125
"The knot in our relations"
1084
00:59:43,208 --> 00:59:47,625
"Needs to be untied by someone"
1085
00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:51,625
Yes, my greetings.
1086
00:59:53,250 --> 00:59:55,917
I can't hear-
There's pure chaos here!
1087
00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:58,708
Yeah, because it's a wedding house!
1088
00:59:58,792 --> 01:00:02,083
"The groom is here
bringing the bride riding a horse"
1089
01:00:02,167 --> 01:00:05,542
"Get the turmeric
and we'll apply it really well"
1090
01:00:05,625 --> 01:00:09,000
"The groom is here
bringing the bride riding a horse"
1091
01:00:09,083 --> 01:00:13,625
"Get the turmeric
and we'll apply it really well"
1092
01:00:18,292 --> 01:00:21,625
"My eyes are filled
with many dreams"
1093
01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:25,000
"With the turmeric
I mix in blessings"
1094
01:00:25,042 --> 01:00:28,417
"All the joys
in the world"
1095
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:31,875
"may my son
get them all"
1096
01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:35,167
"Come smear this on him"
1097
01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:38,708
"Let his clothes be
coloured with happiness"
1098
01:00:38,792 --> 01:00:41,958
"Come all aunties"...
1099
01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:45,583
.."shower him with blessings"
1100
01:00:45,667 --> 01:00:48,875
"Turmeric paste, kohl
and vermillion"...
1101
01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:51,125
"Turmeric paste, kohl
and vermillion"...
1102
01:00:51,208 --> 01:00:53,125
"My son looks like Ram"
1103
01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:55,417
"Sing away"
1104
01:00:55,583 --> 01:00:58,833
"The groom will
bring the bride riding a horse"
1105
01:00:58,958 --> 01:01:02,333
"Get the turmeric
and we'll apply it really well"
1106
01:01:02,417 --> 01:01:05,667
"The groom will
bring the bride riding a horse"
1107
01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:09,792
"Get the turmeric
and smear it really well"
1108
01:01:22,292 --> 01:01:26,000
"Donning hope
the groom leaves"
1109
01:01:26,042 --> 01:01:28,708
"Sing away"
1110
01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:32,542
"Look at his face shine"
1111
01:01:32,625 --> 01:01:35,417
"Sing away"
1112
01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:41,542
"From playing on her lap
to getting married, his mother watches"
1113
01:01:42,708 --> 01:01:48,875
"From feeding him blessings
to loving him his mother watches"
1114
01:01:49,833 --> 01:01:53,042
"The groom will
bring the bride riding a horse"
1115
01:01:53,125 --> 01:01:56,500
"Get the turmeric
and smear it really well"
1116
01:01:56,583 --> 01:01:58,125
"The groom will"
1117
01:01:58,208 --> 01:01:59,875
"The groom will"
1118
01:01:59,958 --> 01:02:04,000
"The groom will
bring the bride riding a horse"
1119
01:02:16,917 --> 01:02:20,125
"The groom has arrived on
a horse to get his bride"
1120
01:02:20,208 --> 01:02:23,708
Please come, o bride,
we wait eagerly"
1121
01:02:23,792 --> 01:02:26,875
"The groom has arrived on
a horse to get his bride"
1122
01:02:26,958 --> 01:02:30,458
"Please come, o bride,
we wait eagerly"
1123
01:02:30,542 --> 01:02:32,875
"The groom has arrived on
a horse to get his bride"
1124
01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:38,042
"Please come, o bride,
we wait eagerly"
1125
01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:54,042
"The groom has arrived on
a horse to get his bride"
1126
01:02:54,125 --> 01:02:57,458
"Please come, o bride,
we wait eagerly"
1127
01:02:57,542 --> 01:03:00,750
"The groom has arrived on
a horse to get his bride"
1128
01:03:00,875 --> 01:03:03,458
- "Please come, o bride, we wait eagerly"
- Smile a little.
1129
01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:06,250
It's our first marriage.
Photos will not turn out good.
1130
01:03:06,833 --> 01:03:10,167
"All dressed up, guests wait eagerly"
1131
01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:13,542
"The groom has arrived to get his bride"
1132
01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:18,125
"All dressed up, guests wait eagerly"
1133
01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:21,875
My child...
1134
01:03:24,042 --> 01:03:28,042
...is leaving our nest!
1135
01:03:29,583 --> 01:03:31,833
Apple of my eye!
1136
01:03:32,167 --> 01:03:35,042
Oh good lord!
1137
01:03:35,958 --> 01:03:37,875
God!
1138
01:03:37,958 --> 01:03:40,500
Zubina, take it down a notch.
1139
01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:44,000
I can't match your acting prowess.
1140
01:03:45,333 --> 01:03:46,875
Quiet down.
1141
01:03:47,375 --> 01:03:49,875
The band party has left and
she's still blowing her trumpet.
1142
01:03:49,958 --> 01:03:52,167
Stop her, someone!
1143
01:03:52,792 --> 01:03:53,792
Quiet down.
1144
01:03:53,875 --> 01:03:56,708
-Hello.
-Have said your vows, little brother?
1145
01:03:58,875 --> 01:04:00,542
Shweta!
1146
01:04:01,667 --> 01:04:03,792
How's my sister-in-law doing?
1147
01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:06,667
She's doing great.
1148
01:04:07,417 --> 01:04:08,958
We work at the same office.
1149
01:04:09,083 --> 01:04:10,542
Wow.
1150
01:04:10,833 --> 01:04:13,958
Hope you don't bully
her around for chores?
1151
01:04:14,042 --> 01:04:15,917
No, sister.
1152
01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:19,917
Each time she cooks, I am
assigned to the dishwashing duty.
1153
01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:23,792
Sanju,...
1154
01:04:23,958 --> 01:04:28,583
...is she the one with whom
you chatted those late nights...
1155
01:04:28,667 --> 01:04:31,083
...secretly under your blanket?
1156
01:04:31,542 --> 01:04:32,833
You knew all along?
1157
01:04:32,917 --> 01:04:35,250
-Her name's Aditi, right?
-Yes.
1158
01:04:35,333 --> 01:04:38,667
I am your elder sister, remember?
1159
01:04:39,958 --> 01:04:42,042
So I kept it to myself.
1160
01:04:44,875 --> 01:04:46,875
I'm happy for you, brother.
1161
01:04:48,375 --> 01:04:51,458
The girl you fell in love
with is from our caste.
1162
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:56,167
I feel ashamed that I
couldn't do anything for you.
1163
01:04:56,958 --> 01:04:59,542
I'm no damsel in distress.
1164
01:04:59,875 --> 01:05:02,833
Arpit keeps me very happy.
1165
01:05:06,458 --> 01:05:08,875
You always stayed away from home.
1166
01:05:10,625 --> 01:05:14,833
You wouldn't know their narrow
mentalities and hypocrisies. I did.
1167
01:05:15,208 --> 01:05:19,833
There's no point sacrificing
your happiness for them.
1168
01:05:22,958 --> 01:05:24,208
Sanju!
1169
01:05:25,458 --> 01:05:27,500
-Come, brother.
-Right behind you.
1170
01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:28,875
But...
1171
01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:31,333
I'll be right with you.
Go on.
1172
01:05:33,125 --> 01:05:37,917
-Hello, Sanju? Can you hear me?
-I'm here, sister.
1173
01:05:38,750 --> 01:05:41,042
Chhotu came to call me.
1174
01:05:42,708 --> 01:05:45,333
Mom's been worried sick about you.
1175
01:05:47,583 --> 01:05:50,167
Tell her all is fine.
1176
01:05:50,375 --> 01:05:52,917
Does James Bond ever get caught?
1177
01:05:55,583 --> 01:05:59,500
And
tell Aditi that when I meet her...
1178
01:05:59,875 --> 01:06:02,750
... she'd better hone her cooking.
1179
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:06,083
Sisters-in-law deserve
special treatment, right?
1180
01:06:06,750 --> 01:06:09,375
Of course.
When are you arriving?
1181
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,125
I will, soon.
1182
01:06:14,667 --> 01:06:16,625
There's a different story
behind this wedding too.
1183
01:06:16,750 --> 01:06:19,333
I'll explain it all later.
1184
01:06:20,167 --> 01:06:23,667
Take care. I need to go now.
We'll talk later.
1185
01:06:33,333 --> 01:06:40,042
(cacophony of traditional welcome songs)
1186
01:06:52,167 --> 01:06:55,208
Out of the way!
What is all this crowd?
1187
01:06:55,375 --> 01:06:58,375
We must make the bride feel
welcome; not scare her.
1188
01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:01,917
Driver,
roll down the windows.
1189
01:07:03,458 --> 01:07:06,042
Darling
just two minutes.
1190
01:07:06,167 --> 01:07:09,000
Not letting these busy bees
buzz around for you for long.
1191
01:07:16,083 --> 01:07:20,208
"Ram and Sita
stand gracefully"
1192
01:07:20,417 --> 01:07:26,083
..."on the doorstep, dear friend."
1193
01:07:33,292 --> 01:07:37,583
"Ram and Sita
stand together"
1194
01:07:37,792 --> 01:07:41,958
..."on the doorstep, dear friend"
1195
01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:46,333
"Somebody wake me"...
1196
01:07:46,458 --> 01:07:50,625
..."for I can't believe my eyes"
1197
01:07:50,792 --> 01:07:56,958
"Your presence
illuminates all I can see"
1198
01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:05,958
"The lights of the lamps
shimmer in your grace"
1199
01:08:08,042 --> 01:08:12,292
"A new glow has spread in my house"
1200
01:08:12,375 --> 01:08:16,667
"Joy glitters in my eyes"
1201
01:08:16,750 --> 01:08:19,833
"What luck it of mine truly"
1202
01:08:19,917 --> 01:08:24,125
"To have you between us"
1203
01:08:25,333 --> 01:08:29,708
"The aroma of your presence"
1204
01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:33,875
"pervades all I see"
1205
01:08:34,083 --> 01:08:40,417
"What luck it of mine truly
to have you between us "
1206
01:08:42,583 --> 01:08:48,792
"What luck it of mine truly
to have you between us "
1207
01:08:55,792 --> 01:08:58,583
"In deep red colour"...
1208
01:08:58,667 --> 01:09:03,625
..." you look ethereal"
1209
01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:11,875
"This courtyard blooms lik
a meadow"
1210
01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:15,292
"You step in"...
1211
01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:20,125
..."with feet adorned
in vermillion"
1212
01:09:20,542 --> 01:09:24,542
"I just can't hold"...
1213
01:09:24,667 --> 01:09:28,792
..."my tears of joy; they trickle"
1214
01:09:29,792 --> 01:09:34,667
"My eyes and lips"...
1215
01:09:34,833 --> 01:09:38,375
..."seem contrary to each other"
1216
01:09:38,542 --> 01:09:43,208
"My mind convinces the heart"...
1217
01:09:43,417 --> 01:09:47,583
.."of forthcoming joys"
1218
01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:52,083
"Your feet are getting washed"...
1219
01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:57,042
..."by a stream of my tears"
1220
01:09:58,625 --> 01:10:02,833
"Ram and Sita stand together"...
1221
01:10:02,958 --> 01:10:07,292
..."the doorstep, o friend"
1222
01:10:07,375 --> 01:10:11,542
"Somebody pinch me"...
1223
01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:15,875
..."for I can't believe my luck"
1224
01:10:15,958 --> 01:10:19,958
"Your arrival
brightened up the place"
1225
01:10:20,125 --> 01:10:24,375
Arpit's house has been getting calls
from unknown numbers.
1226
01:10:25,958 --> 01:10:27,375
Who is the caller?
1227
01:10:27,792 --> 01:10:30,542
We're still figuring it out.
We'll get back to you.
1228
01:10:30,667 --> 01:10:32,375
So what are you presenting
me your faces for?
1229
01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:34,958
-Sorry, sir.
-Sorry? Get lost.
1230
01:10:35,292 --> 01:10:38,042
Sister!
Dad's consented to send me to Kolkata.
1231
01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:40,625
Oh wow!
Congratulations.
1232
01:10:41,042 --> 01:10:44,750
Dad told me I should be thanking you.
When are you coming back home?
1233
01:10:45,042 --> 01:10:48,875
Everyone's stressing about your wedding.
I'll be leaving for Kolkata soon.
1234
01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:53,375
There's a huge workload at the office.
I'll come in three, four days.
1235
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:56,750
There'll be work everyday, sis.
It's not everyday you get married.
1236
01:10:56,833 --> 01:10:59,500
I'll come soon.
1237
01:11:00,083 --> 01:11:03,542
So I'll catch you later.
Okay, Sneha? Bye.
1238
01:11:29,083 --> 01:11:30,917
(faking accent) Excuse me?
1239
01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:33,917
There's a wedding at my house too.
1240
01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:37,625
And people are murmuring
that the bride is late.
1241
01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:39,958
When will she reach home?
1242
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,417
Tell me.
1243
01:11:42,583 --> 01:11:44,917
She'll reach in a couple of days.
1244
01:11:46,208 --> 01:11:48,292
Make sure the bride and the mother-in-law
don't keep talking constantly...
1245
01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:50,667
...or she won't reach on time.
1246
01:11:52,125 --> 01:11:54,542
Besides, it's the bride at fault here.
1247
01:11:54,792 --> 01:11:56,458
She's busy huddling
with her mom-in-law...
1248
01:11:56,542 --> 01:11:59,542
...forgetting she'll be
leaving in a day or two.
1249
01:12:02,542 --> 01:12:06,125
I was so afraid of your rituals.
1250
01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:10,208
But mom made it all look so easy.
1251
01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:19,583
At the back of my mind,...
1252
01:12:19,667 --> 01:12:23,625
...we had court marriage
and elopement as a backup.
1253
01:12:27,042 --> 01:12:31,750
But everything happened so smoothly,
so nicely.
1254
01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:37,125
Feels like a miracle, Sanju.
1255
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,667
Hey!
1256
01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:47,750
I'm sorry.
1257
01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:49,917
For the fight at the night party?
1258
01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:53,875
-I may have overreacted a little.
-A little?
1259
01:12:56,375 --> 01:12:57,625
Will some natural calamity befall us...
1260
01:12:57,708 --> 01:12:59,500
... if you decide to stay
for the next couple days?
1261
01:12:59,583 --> 01:13:01,458
But no!
1262
01:13:02,458 --> 01:13:04,125
An important appraisal at work,
1263
01:13:04,208 --> 01:13:06,958
If I take too many leaves, they
won't hesitate to leave me forever.
1264
01:13:07,458 --> 01:13:09,542
He wants to become a big shot!
1265
01:13:09,625 --> 01:13:12,125
Money holds more value
than real parents, right?
1266
01:13:13,292 --> 01:13:16,167
-Ugh, this connection!
-What happened?
1267
01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:19,792
She's getting us checked-in, mom.
Internet's down since the morning.
1268
01:13:20,333 --> 01:13:23,792
Listen, mail me the details. I'll go down
to the cyber cafe and finish it.
1269
01:13:23,875 --> 01:13:25,333
No one's leaving anywhere.
1270
01:13:25,417 --> 01:13:26,875
You barely have four hours.
1271
01:13:26,958 --> 01:13:29,500
And even in those, he
wants to go wandering!
1272
01:13:29,958 --> 01:13:33,833
Aditi, ring Chhotu up.
When will he come of use?
1273
01:13:33,917 --> 01:13:37,333
(Mimicking mother) Aditi!
Call Chhotu, he'll get it done.
1274
01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:43,875
Pintu print out coming through.
1275
01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:47,458
Hand it over.
1276
01:13:47,667 --> 01:13:50,708
What an antique machine.
I can see moss growing within the keys.
1277
01:13:51,042 --> 01:13:52,708
Get your shit together.
1278
01:13:59,708 --> 01:14:01,208
What?
1279
01:14:03,792 --> 01:14:05,833
Aditi Kar-
1280
01:14:32,167 --> 01:14:34,583
Can't finish one job
without bothering me, huh?
1281
01:14:34,667 --> 01:14:36,792
-Bark.
-I won't be barking, brother...
1282
01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:38,750
...but biting.
1283
01:14:39,167 --> 01:14:42,250
What did you think?
You consider all of us idiots!
1284
01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:46,125
You faked the girl to be our caste
and brought her home?
1285
01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:47,875
She hails from Jaipur, right?
1286
01:14:47,958 --> 01:14:49,708
Different surname...
1287
01:14:49,792 --> 01:14:52,750
-Brother, brother, let's talk about it.
-Relax.
1288
01:14:52,958 --> 01:14:55,875
We'll be talking
at length at home, along with...
1289
01:14:55,958 --> 01:14:57,667
...your dad, my dad,
grandpa and everybody.
1290
01:14:57,750 --> 01:15:00,083
Buddy, listen to me.
1291
01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:01,750
Where are you right now?
1292
01:15:01,833 --> 01:15:03,875
Just on my way to your execution.
1293
01:15:04,292 --> 01:15:06,750
Aditi!
Chhotu knows everything.
1294
01:15:06,958 --> 01:15:08,625
Grab what you get your
hands on, we're leaving.
1295
01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:10,250
What do you mean Chhotu knows?
1296
01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:13,042
-Sanju!
- "Within the valleys of the mind"
1297
01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:17,042
"my carriage of dreams in you"
1298
01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,750
"in you"
1299
01:15:23,042 --> 01:15:25,333
"I see my green earth"
1300
01:15:25,417 --> 01:15:29,000
"And my blue sky in you
in you"
1301
01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:31,958
"in you"
1302
01:15:34,167 --> 01:15:39,583
"You're the smile on my lips"
1303
01:15:39,958 --> 01:15:44,083
" The tear of my eye is you"
1304
01:15:44,167 --> 01:15:47,125
"is you"
1305
01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:53,958
"In the lost lanes of time"
1306
01:15:54,500 --> 01:15:58,542
"The familiar face is you"
1307
01:15:58,750 --> 01:16:01,375
"is you"
1308
01:16:01,708 --> 01:16:04,042
"Within the valleys of the mind"
1309
01:16:04,125 --> 01:16:06,708
"my carriage of dreams"
1310
01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:46,625
For Gurgaon?
1311
01:16:50,792 --> 01:16:52,125
Sanju brother!
1312
01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:53,667
For Gurgaon?
1313
01:16:54,792 --> 01:16:56,375
Brother Sanju!
1314
01:16:59,667 --> 01:17:01,875
-Let's go. Let's go.
-Sanju brother!
1315
01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:05,167
Sanju brother!
1316
01:17:06,167 --> 01:17:08,667
-Finally got my hands on you.
-Aditi, run!
1317
01:17:08,958 --> 01:17:10,583
- Aditi, run! Run!
- Brother Sanju!
1318
01:17:10,667 --> 01:17:12,958
Where are you running?
Sanju brother, where are you going?
1319
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,875
- Listen to me..
- Look, Chhotu...
1320
01:17:14,958 --> 01:17:17,083
Where are you running, brother?
I didn't tell anyone anything.
1321
01:17:17,167 --> 01:17:19,417
- I swear.
- Better speak the truth, Chhotu.
1322
01:17:19,583 --> 01:17:22,458
Why would I lie, brother?
1323
01:17:23,417 --> 01:17:26,042
Do you think that evil of me?
1324
01:17:26,958 --> 01:17:29,125
After sister's elopement,
do you think I could...
1325
01:17:29,208 --> 01:17:32,000
...afford to lose you too?
1326
01:17:33,667 --> 01:17:36,042
I'm truly not wicked brother.
1327
01:17:37,167 --> 01:17:38,792
Come here.
1328
01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:51,250
My heart's in the right place.
My lips were sealed. No one knows.
1329
01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:58,042
Both of you need to
come to Aditi's home.
1330
01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:02,083
Uncle and aunty are at her
place bubbling with anger.
1331
01:18:05,167 --> 01:18:07,125
-My place?
-Yes.
1332
01:18:07,625 --> 01:18:11,833
Initially, I had thought of blackmail
to extort some favours out of you.
1333
01:18:12,208 --> 01:18:15,458
But this dweeb switched
off his phone and fled.
1334
01:18:15,833 --> 01:18:17,583
Uncle was red in the face.
1335
01:18:17,792 --> 01:18:19,500
He called her father.
1336
01:18:19,667 --> 01:18:23,708
Uh, sister-in-law,
he is really your dad, right?
1337
01:18:26,792 --> 01:18:28,083
Good god.
1338
01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:30,875
He has no idea either.
1339
01:18:31,458 --> 01:18:34,292
Uncle thought that it was a case
of abduction. Who'll tell him...
1340
01:18:34,375 --> 01:18:36,458
... it is of fraud instead.
1341
01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:40,750
I couldn't see them like that.
1342
01:18:40,958 --> 01:18:43,875
So I got them here by flight.
1343
01:18:44,875 --> 01:18:48,250
I knew you'd board a train
since you missed your flight.
1344
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:52,667
-I also knew...
-Alright, keep quiet now.
1345
01:18:56,292 --> 01:18:58,208
What excuse do we give?
1346
01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:01,458
Shall we kill our boss?
1347
01:19:02,208 --> 01:19:03,583
Let's kill him.
1348
01:19:07,667 --> 01:19:10,625
(friendly chattering)
1349
01:19:12,125 --> 01:19:14,458
Move...
1350
01:19:29,750 --> 01:19:31,875
- Brother-in-law!
- Sanjay!
1351
01:19:31,958 --> 01:19:33,000
How are you?
1352
01:19:33,083 --> 01:19:35,292
- I'm good, and you?
- I'm fine too.
1353
01:19:39,625 --> 01:19:41,667
How about we take it inside?
1354
01:19:41,750 --> 01:19:43,333
Let's sit inside.
1355
01:19:43,417 --> 01:19:46,042
Is this seat already
booked by someone else?
1356
01:19:46,958 --> 01:19:48,083
No.
1357
01:19:48,208 --> 01:19:50,042
- No. No.
- Then sit.
1358
01:19:52,083 --> 01:19:55,042
Okay, this works
fine too. No problem.
1359
01:19:58,625 --> 01:20:00,833
-I'll be back.
-No.
1360
01:20:01,875 --> 01:20:03,000
It'll be a moment.
1361
01:20:03,042 --> 01:20:05,125
You seem flustered?
1362
01:20:05,958 --> 01:20:07,125
-Me?
-Yes.
1363
01:20:09,375 --> 01:20:12,667
-Why have you switched off your phones?
-Screw that, why is brother Vivek here?
1364
01:20:12,750 --> 01:20:14,458
How would I know? He's right in my lap!
1365
01:20:14,542 --> 01:20:16,167
- Where are Sanjay's mom and dad?
- In the room.
1366
01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:17,250
Crap!
1367
01:20:17,333 --> 01:20:18,417
Come inside.
1368
01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:20,333
Go on, take it.
1369
01:20:20,417 --> 01:20:21,458
Here you go.
1370
01:20:21,583 --> 01:20:23,792
Your house is like mine now.
1371
01:20:23,917 --> 01:20:27,042
So is your stress.
So hand over your stress to me.
1372
01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:30,042
All your problems are mine now.
1373
01:20:30,375 --> 01:20:32,125
- And your house...
- Well...
1374
01:20:32,375 --> 01:20:33,958
...how's Aditi?
1375
01:20:34,042 --> 01:20:35,500
Just ditto like you.
1376
01:20:35,583 --> 01:20:37,917
Her phone's off too.
Buried in office work.
1377
01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:40,042
Wonder..
1378
01:20:40,167 --> 01:20:44,250
They'll make a great pair then.
Like two peas in a pod!
1379
01:20:47,208 --> 01:20:48,583
Isn't your dear mother around?
1380
01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:51,417
She's...
1381
01:20:52,250 --> 01:20:53,958
She's gone to the beauty salon.
1382
01:20:54,583 --> 01:20:55,917
Beauty salon?
1383
01:20:56,458 --> 01:20:59,042
Why would she ever
need any beauty salon?
1384
01:20:59,625 --> 01:21:03,292
What I mean is
her face betrays her age!
1385
01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:07,333
Our boss passed away suddenly, mother.
1386
01:21:07,417 --> 01:21:08,833
Yes.
1387
01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:11,917
It wouldn't have been
wise to miss the funeral.
1388
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,250
So, we had to...
1389
01:21:13,375 --> 01:21:16,167
... leave earlier instead of
flying out in the evening.
1390
01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:17,750
You mean...
1391
01:21:18,250 --> 01:21:20,417
... fleeing without informing first.
1392
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:24,333
No, not at all, father.
I did tell Sanjay...
1393
01:21:24,417 --> 01:21:26,417
... to inform you first.
1394
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:29,292
But then he pointed out
that talk of death...
1395
01:21:29,375 --> 01:21:32,875
... in a wedding house is a bad omen.
1396
01:21:32,958 --> 01:21:36,500
Besides, he did tell
you about the appraisal.
1397
01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:41,000
Now if the whole office turns up for the
funeral, and they notice our absence,...
1398
01:21:41,083 --> 01:21:44,125
...it will affect our
increment also. Right, mother?
1399
01:21:44,542 --> 01:21:48,000
I'm sorry for hurting you.
1400
01:21:49,583 --> 01:21:52,417
Sorry, father. Sorry, mother.
1401
01:21:53,083 --> 01:21:54,458
I'll be taking your leave.
1402
01:21:54,542 --> 01:21:56,167
- Yes.
- Come.
1403
01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:58,375
Come.
Well...
1404
01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:01,208
... say hello to your wife.
1405
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,667
I mean, give her my regards.
1406
01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:05,750
-Sure. Regards.
-This way.
1407
01:22:06,167 --> 01:22:09,208
Sanjay, consider me a sponge now.
1408
01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:11,667
I'll absorb all your stress.
1409
01:22:11,750 --> 01:22:13,875
So you can chill.
1410
01:22:31,417 --> 01:22:32,625
Come.
1411
01:22:32,917 --> 01:22:34,375
Come.
1412
01:22:36,875 --> 01:22:38,875
Sanjay, who are they?
1413
01:22:39,458 --> 01:22:41,042
They're from a clingy NGO.
1414
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,708
Keep your eyes off them.
1415
01:22:45,167 --> 01:22:46,875
They are looking to
honeytrap donors like you.
1416
01:22:46,958 --> 01:22:48,042
They're pretty persistent.
1417
01:22:48,125 --> 01:22:50,292
- Then I'd better buzz off.
- Come.
1418
01:22:53,250 --> 01:22:56,542
If this happens again,...
1419
01:22:57,625 --> 01:22:59,833
...not my mouth, but my shoes...
1420
01:23:01,958 --> 01:23:03,625
... will be doing the talking.
1421
01:23:03,708 --> 01:23:05,833
Absolutely and truly!
1422
01:23:06,917 --> 01:23:09,708
Are these the values
I've taught you, Aditi?
1423
01:23:09,875 --> 01:23:12,875
You've got your
parents-in-law all bothered!
1424
01:23:13,250 --> 01:23:15,375
Who disappears just like that?
1425
01:23:17,375 --> 01:23:19,542
Come on, hold your ears.
1426
01:23:20,458 --> 01:23:22,083
Apologize.
1427
01:23:22,167 --> 01:23:25,208
-Sorry, father.
-Sorry, father.
1428
01:23:28,667 --> 01:23:31,208
So many degrees
and yet behaving like buffoons!
1429
01:23:31,375 --> 01:23:33,875
Calm down, brother sir, calm down.
1430
01:23:33,958 --> 01:23:36,042
It wasn't that big of a deal.
1431
01:23:36,125 --> 01:23:40,542
On this pretext we will live with them
for another day or two.
1432
01:23:40,917 --> 01:23:44,125
I was anyway reluctantly sending them.
1433
01:23:44,208 --> 01:23:46,208
I had prayed to God...
1434
01:23:46,292 --> 01:23:49,333
... to be able to take you to a
holy pilgrimage after marriage.
1435
01:23:49,417 --> 01:23:52,417
Since we've come all this way
no better time to do that too.
1436
01:23:52,542 --> 01:23:54,708
Aditi?
You'll be coming, right?
1437
01:23:54,792 --> 01:23:57,667
We'll have a great time.
1438
01:23:59,625 --> 01:24:02,417
The wedding's in five days in Jaipur.
1439
01:24:02,542 --> 01:24:05,625
I'll have to fly there tomorrow
morning. Send them back.
1440
01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:07,583
How can I just simply send them back?
1441
01:24:07,667 --> 01:24:11,042
Do you sense what's cooking here?
1442
01:24:11,750 --> 01:24:16,125
Our presence here
causing them great distress.
1443
01:24:16,333 --> 01:24:19,792
Fine, keep them here.
They've planned a nice family holiday.
1444
01:24:19,917 --> 01:24:21,500
How about we hand them
our new wedding card?
1445
01:24:21,583 --> 01:24:23,292
We'll have a great time.
1446
01:24:23,667 --> 01:24:25,417
Unbelievable.
1447
01:24:26,333 --> 01:24:28,875
They're freshly married.
1448
01:24:28,958 --> 01:24:31,250
We've come here as uninvited guests.
1449
01:24:31,333 --> 01:24:34,625
Poor kids aren't able
to have a moment alone.
1450
01:24:34,708 --> 01:24:37,167
Is that what your surmised?
1451
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,083
Now only God will help us.
1452
01:24:46,625 --> 01:24:49,292
Meaning when he closes a door...
1453
01:24:50,208 --> 01:24:52,000
... he opens two more!
1454
01:24:54,875 --> 01:24:57,125
-What's going on?
-'What's happening, Aditi?'
1455
01:24:57,208 --> 01:24:58,875
'Don't you want to get married?'
1456
01:24:58,958 --> 01:25:01,958
'All relatives have arrived already.
And their questions are piling up.'
1457
01:25:02,083 --> 01:25:03,583
'What do you expect me to say?'
1458
01:25:03,667 --> 01:25:06,000
Papa, the train got
cancelled because of the fog,
1459
01:25:06,042 --> 01:25:07,583
or I'd be there by now.
1460
01:25:07,667 --> 01:25:09,542
Due to the fog?
1461
01:25:09,875 --> 01:25:12,750
'First wedding in the family
and the bride is amiss!'
1462
01:25:13,208 --> 01:25:14,542
Sorry, papa.
1463
01:25:14,625 --> 01:25:17,083
'The only apology I need is
the one after you arrive.'
1464
01:25:17,167 --> 01:25:18,792
Yes papa, I'll be there.
1465
01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:19,875
-'Bye.'
-Okay.
1466
01:25:19,958 --> 01:25:21,542
Ram Ram.
1467
01:25:26,042 --> 01:25:27,500
'Sir, there's a phone number...'
1468
01:25:27,583 --> 01:25:30,000
'... that keeps calling
the Arpit's family.'
1469
01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:34,417
'The same number has been
calling Sanjay many times.'
1470
01:25:36,167 --> 01:25:38,292
'Hope I'm making sense, sir?'
1471
01:25:48,333 --> 01:25:51,750
Dad, I needed to talk
to you about something.
1472
01:25:53,417 --> 01:25:54,833
Go ahead.
1473
01:25:55,708 --> 01:25:58,083
Meenal, Aditi's childhood friend...
1474
01:25:58,333 --> 01:26:00,250
...is getting married in Jaipur.
1475
01:26:00,333 --> 01:26:02,083
You're calling her a friend?
1476
01:26:02,333 --> 01:26:04,500
She's more like family.
1477
01:26:05,625 --> 01:26:08,375
Meenal is another daughter to me.
1478
01:26:08,458 --> 01:26:09,708
For their wedding...
1479
01:26:09,792 --> 01:26:13,000
... she arrived a week in
advance to help around.
1480
01:26:13,083 --> 01:26:16,000
If we don't go, father,
won't she feel bad?
1481
01:26:16,042 --> 01:26:18,292
Besides, the tickets are already booked.
1482
01:26:18,417 --> 01:26:20,917
The money will go wasted otherwise.
1483
01:26:23,458 --> 01:26:25,375
All right.
You can go.
1484
01:26:25,542 --> 01:26:27,208
Thank you, father.
1485
01:26:27,458 --> 01:26:31,292
Well do one more thing.
1486
01:26:34,625 --> 01:26:36,833
Book two tickets more.
1487
01:26:39,208 --> 01:26:42,667
I've never seen a Jaipur wedding before.
1488
01:26:46,542 --> 01:26:50,167
But I... I thought mother wanted
to go to for her pilgrimage?
1489
01:26:50,250 --> 01:26:54,417
I thought we'd attend the wedding, and
meanwhile, you can finish your pilgrimage.
1490
01:26:56,375 --> 01:27:00,958
Mother, a comfy car and a
hotel room are waiting for you.
1491
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,375
And you needn't even climb the mountain.
1492
01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:04,792
A helicopter will fly you
directly up the mountain.
1493
01:27:04,875 --> 01:27:07,250
- Directly?
- That's great.
1494
01:27:08,125 --> 01:27:10,042
But son, it'd be way better if we had...
1495
01:27:10,125 --> 01:27:12,125
...the both of you with us.
Isn't that right?
1496
01:27:12,208 --> 01:27:15,458
- Yes, but...
- Oh, come on!
1497
01:27:15,542 --> 01:27:18,667
Youngsters these days
aren't very fond of temples.
1498
01:27:18,750 --> 01:27:20,500
Or are they?
1499
01:27:20,583 --> 01:27:24,000
They want to go for a tour.
1500
01:27:24,167 --> 01:27:25,875
Why stop them? You'll be
attending a wedding, right?
1501
01:27:25,958 --> 01:27:27,625
Yes, we will.
1502
01:27:28,208 --> 01:27:29,792
Okay.
1503
01:27:30,083 --> 01:27:33,250
Father, I was thinking
I'll take Chhotu with us.
1504
01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:36,417
He'll be more than happy
to see the Amer fort.
1505
01:27:38,250 --> 01:27:40,375
-Chhotu?
-Yes.
1506
01:27:40,583 --> 01:27:42,500
But if there's any...
1507
01:27:42,917 --> 01:27:44,500
No, its great.
1508
01:27:45,875 --> 01:27:49,125
First, he speaks to Shweta on call.
1509
01:27:50,083 --> 01:27:51,792
Then he runs away from home.
1510
01:27:52,250 --> 01:27:55,250
And now he's running to attend
a wedding in Jaipur...
1511
01:27:55,458 --> 01:27:57,750
... with daughter-in-law and Chhotu.
1512
01:27:58,125 --> 01:28:02,833
Whose wedding bells are calling him
so loudly and urgently?
1513
01:28:03,417 --> 01:28:05,042
Are you getting the picture?
1514
01:28:05,125 --> 01:28:07,417
'Yes, sir. Totally'
1515
01:28:10,417 --> 01:28:16,292
I guess the ending of Shweta's
story will be in Jaipur.
1516
01:28:17,583 --> 01:28:20,333
So gather your sniffing dogs.
1517
01:28:20,417 --> 01:28:23,208
-'Okay, sir.'
-The hunt is ending.
1518
01:28:23,292 --> 01:28:25,292
-Okay.
-Bye.
1519
01:28:31,958 --> 01:28:35,750
"A knight riding a horse
Has come for his wedding"
1520
01:28:35,875 --> 01:28:39,042
"We finally arrived with a smile
The bride's family, wait a while"
1521
01:28:39,167 --> 01:28:42,375
"Marriage is a grand affair
Dance till you lose your hair"
1522
01:28:42,458 --> 01:28:45,708
"Change the party, come to us
We got the orchestra"
1523
01:28:45,792 --> 01:28:48,833
"Let the food turn cold
We'll finish it and all extra"
1524
01:28:48,958 --> 01:28:52,208
"Keep the pundit on hold
We'll get him to recite the chants"
1525
01:28:52,333 --> 01:28:55,542
"The groom is jittery
as if he'll get sacrificed"
1526
01:28:55,667 --> 01:28:59,667
"Tell the queen
The king's here to get her"
1527
01:29:12,083 --> 01:29:16,500
"An entourage is no
good if it's not late"
1528
01:29:18,625 --> 01:29:22,875
"What's the hurry? Let them wait"
1529
01:29:25,167 --> 01:29:28,583
"An entourage is no
good if it's not late"
1530
01:29:28,667 --> 01:29:31,708
"What's the hurry? Let them wait"
1531
01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:34,667
"Very sorry
Sorry"
1532
01:29:34,792 --> 01:29:38,500
"We'll dance away today"
1533
01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:43,500
"We got the band with us...
Come make some noise"
1534
01:29:43,583 --> 01:29:48,208
"Nobody should stop me today
Come make some noise"
1535
01:29:48,292 --> 01:29:51,583
"Please come, silly son-in-law"
1536
01:29:51,708 --> 01:29:55,250
"Please come, silly son-in-law"
1537
01:29:56,083 --> 01:29:59,333
"Your mom-in-law
Your mom-in-law beckons"
1538
01:29:59,417 --> 01:30:02,500
"Come over, I'll pamper you"
1539
01:30:02,583 --> 01:30:08,208
"Your mom-in-law beckons
Come over, we'll enter grandly"
1540
01:30:19,542 --> 01:30:22,583
"come make some noise."
1541
01:30:26,125 --> 01:30:29,208
"come make some noise."
1542
01:30:32,667 --> 01:30:34,250
"come make some noise."
1543
01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:37,875
"A knight riding a horse
Has come for-"
1544
01:30:48,917 --> 01:30:51,000
What's wrong?
1545
01:30:52,125 --> 01:30:54,375
"Scared? Lost
all your marbles now?"
1546
01:30:54,458 --> 01:30:56,417
Brother-in-law!
1547
01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:02,292
"Welcome to the family, brother-in-law"
1548
01:31:02,375 --> 01:31:04,250
Welcome.
1549
01:31:04,333 --> 01:31:05,708
Thank you, brother-in-law!
1550
01:31:05,792 --> 01:31:07,042
"Come get up, get up"
1551
01:31:07,292 --> 01:31:09,875
-Don't you want to get it started?
-Where's the groom party from?
1552
01:31:10,917 --> 01:31:12,708
They're from Delhi.
1553
01:31:13,917 --> 01:31:15,875
Did you spot a distant relative?
1554
01:31:21,875 --> 01:31:23,458
Greetings, madam.
1555
01:31:24,333 --> 01:31:26,208
Is the groom your son?
1556
01:31:27,375 --> 01:31:29,500
Or what? Is he yours?
1557
01:31:37,292 --> 01:31:39,750
Is there some connection
you have with Bihar?
1558
01:31:40,167 --> 01:31:41,583
Excuse me, fellow!
Are you a man or a maths book?
1559
01:31:41,708 --> 01:31:43,042
Why so many questions?
1560
01:31:43,125 --> 01:31:47,250
Go check why the DJ isn't
playing a bollywood number.
1561
01:31:47,875 --> 01:31:49,750
Choose an item number. Go now.
1562
01:32:12,708 --> 01:32:15,500
'The GPS is on, sir'
'Triangulation is working as well.'
1563
01:32:15,625 --> 01:32:17,292
'I've held the police there.'
1564
01:32:17,375 --> 01:32:20,333
'They'll be ready to
go at your command.'
1565
01:32:21,083 --> 01:32:22,417
Step on the accelerator.
1566
01:32:22,625 --> 01:32:24,417
Sanju will never lie to me.
1567
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:27,417
I say with conviction that
it's a friend's wedding.
1568
01:32:30,083 --> 01:32:32,458
When you see Shweta...
1569
01:32:32,833 --> 01:32:35,542
... ready to be married...
1570
01:32:35,625 --> 01:32:37,292
... you'll know...
1571
01:32:37,375 --> 01:32:41,500
... how royally your son and
daughter-in-law have screwed you over.
1572
01:32:42,833 --> 01:32:44,250
'Hello.'
1573
01:32:44,542 --> 01:32:45,875
Hello sir.
1574
01:32:46,083 --> 01:32:48,500
-This is Mishra speaking.
-Mishra who?
1575
01:32:49,167 --> 01:32:50,708
'Jayant Mishra, sir.'
1576
01:32:50,917 --> 01:32:53,375
I had booked tickets
for your son's wedding.
1577
01:32:54,167 --> 01:32:55,625
Alright, go on.
1578
01:32:55,958 --> 01:32:57,667
I needed a favour from you, sir.
1579
01:32:57,833 --> 01:33:00,542
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
1580
01:33:02,333 --> 01:33:03,833
What are they doing?
1581
01:33:04,083 --> 01:33:06,000
Marrying in every house?
1582
01:33:06,958 --> 01:33:08,625
They're same.
1583
01:33:11,750 --> 01:33:13,000
Vivek!
1584
01:33:13,083 --> 01:33:15,208
-Police stopped us when were leaving...
-Vivek!
1585
01:33:15,542 --> 01:33:18,833
- Vivek...
- ... and I said "Bullet or blows?
1586
01:33:18,917 --> 01:33:21,000
Mr. Mishra has appeared!
1587
01:33:23,667 --> 01:33:25,958
All liquor is waiting upstairs.
1588
01:33:26,167 --> 01:33:27,583
Go have a quick sip or two quickly...
1589
01:33:27,667 --> 01:33:30,000
...or else don't complain
about being duped later!
1590
01:33:30,292 --> 01:33:33,542
You're the one being duped tonight.
1591
01:33:34,542 --> 01:33:36,250
I didn't get it.
1592
01:33:36,542 --> 01:33:38,792
May I speak freely, sister-in-law?
Don't hit me.
1593
01:33:38,958 --> 01:33:41,708
Your younger sister is
looking like a heart-stealer.
1594
01:33:41,833 --> 01:33:43,167
How about you introduce us?
1595
01:33:43,250 --> 01:33:45,000
- Hello.
- Hello.
1596
01:33:45,042 --> 01:33:49,375
Yes, son. What is it?
Speak now.
1597
01:33:50,417 --> 01:33:53,125
Do you see what game
your daughter is playing?
1598
01:33:56,708 --> 01:33:59,250
Aditi, who's that man?
1599
01:33:59,833 --> 01:34:02,500
-Which man?
-The one talking to your dad and brother.
1600
01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:04,583
He's not from the office team.
1601
01:34:04,667 --> 01:34:05,750
Why does it feel that
I've seen him somewhere?
1602
01:34:05,875 --> 01:34:08,917
Why would he seem familiar to you?
He's a friend of uncle's.
1603
01:34:09,375 --> 01:34:12,125
Aditi, I've met him somewhere before.
1604
01:34:12,208 --> 01:34:15,417
The chump was questioning
Miss Zubina a lot too.
1605
01:34:15,583 --> 01:34:17,167
- Is it?
- Yes.
1606
01:34:17,833 --> 01:34:21,250
He runs a small travel agency
outside the railway station.
1607
01:34:21,375 --> 01:34:24,042
-Mishra Tours and Travels?
-Yes.
1608
01:34:25,958 --> 01:34:29,292
Your journey with ease, for a low fees.
1609
01:34:31,333 --> 01:34:33,250
Oh no!
1610
01:34:35,333 --> 01:34:38,167
Father booked tickets from
him for our first wedding.
1611
01:34:38,250 --> 01:34:41,083
-What?
-Everything's ruined.
1612
01:34:41,958 --> 01:34:43,375
Everything.
1613
01:34:43,875 --> 01:34:47,417
All these guests
all this money.
1614
01:34:49,458 --> 01:34:51,958
Our family's honour is in the dirt!
1615
01:34:53,875 --> 01:34:57,167
What face shall I show to my
foreign business associates?
1616
01:34:57,250 --> 01:34:59,167
Brother-in-law, give it a calm thought.
1617
01:34:59,250 --> 01:35:02,458
What would have people said in the
village if they had eloped secretly?
1618
01:35:02,542 --> 01:35:04,500
They did this keeping you in mind...
1619
01:35:04,750 --> 01:35:07,500
... so you could wed them yourself.
1620
01:35:07,583 --> 01:35:09,500
You were the one who
brought the proposal, right?
1621
01:35:09,917 --> 01:35:13,083
Who can be a better
matchmaker than uncle?
1622
01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:16,167
-You..
-Not now, dad.
1623
01:35:16,667 --> 01:35:19,833
Dad is boiling with anger, guys.
Mishra told him everything.
1624
01:35:20,167 --> 01:35:22,750
It's fortunate that we have some
bullets left after the entrance.
1625
01:35:23,042 --> 01:35:24,875
They'll be useful now.
1626
01:35:25,167 --> 01:35:28,125
Mr Mishra and uncle
wait here...
1627
01:35:28,375 --> 01:35:30,667
... and keep an eye on everyone.
Nobody must go anywhere.
1628
01:35:30,958 --> 01:35:32,250
Chhotu...
1629
01:35:32,417 --> 01:35:34,625
... get the office people on board
and tell them to abort the mission.
1630
01:35:34,708 --> 01:35:36,125
Run, Chhotu.
1631
01:35:36,292 --> 01:35:37,333
Bittu, where are they bullets?
1632
01:35:37,458 --> 01:35:39,417
Upstairs.
In room 208.
1633
01:35:39,500 --> 01:35:41,417
Come.
Let's go, dad.
1634
01:35:42,125 --> 01:35:43,375
Come on.
1635
01:35:56,708 --> 01:35:58,708
If you value your life, run.
1636
01:35:59,042 --> 01:36:00,208
Run immediately.
1637
01:36:00,292 --> 01:36:02,875
First, let's evacuate
the guests one by one.
1638
01:36:03,167 --> 01:36:05,167
Then we'll deal with them.
1639
01:36:05,958 --> 01:36:07,833
What will our family elders say?
1640
01:36:08,250 --> 01:36:10,708
No one has ever seen such
a scandal in our family.
1641
01:36:10,958 --> 01:36:13,958
We'll settle the scores today, dad.
1642
01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:17,000
We won't let them die out so easily.
1643
01:36:17,542 --> 01:36:19,042
Let's go.
1644
01:36:20,417 --> 01:36:22,417
The groom's mother is missing.
1645
01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:25,042
She has a whole different story, dad.
1646
01:36:25,333 --> 01:36:28,458
-We'll kill her first.
-Kill anyone you want.
1647
01:36:28,667 --> 01:36:30,292
But don't touch Aditi.
1648
01:36:30,375 --> 01:36:32,458
There's something worse waiting for her.
1649
01:36:34,542 --> 01:36:36,542
-Where are they?
-I don't see anyone.
1650
01:36:38,625 --> 01:36:41,250
Come on.
Come fast.
1651
01:36:43,458 --> 01:36:46,083
-Hey.
-There.
1652
01:36:53,958 --> 01:36:55,292
Dad!
1653
01:37:20,875 --> 01:37:22,708
Clingy NGO people?
1654
01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:31,625
Come here, you.
1655
01:37:31,708 --> 01:37:33,833
-Fill this up.
-No, mister.
1656
01:37:33,917 --> 01:37:35,083
It's not allowed to fill it up.
1657
01:37:35,208 --> 01:37:37,375
I'll advise you to fill
the car up instead.
1658
01:37:38,208 --> 01:37:39,500
Come here.
1659
01:37:39,583 --> 01:37:42,500
What is it? Not getting
through your skull?
1660
01:37:45,792 --> 01:37:47,000
How much should I fill?
1661
01:37:47,042 --> 01:37:49,000
I have to set ten to
twelve people on fire.
1662
01:37:49,583 --> 01:37:51,125
Fill it up accordingly.
1663
01:37:51,417 --> 01:37:55,125
Have you seen the open gutter
at the back of the highway?
1664
01:37:56,083 --> 01:37:59,125
That's where I'll throw
your chopped pieces.
1665
01:37:59,292 --> 01:38:02,042
You won't be doing anything.
It'll be us who'll take the real action.
1666
01:38:02,125 --> 01:38:06,000
Your sister has driven
my name in the sewer.
1667
01:38:06,083 --> 01:38:07,833
I will feed her to the dogs.
1668
01:38:07,917 --> 01:38:10,583
-Hey old man! I'll shoot him right now, dad.
-Vivek, wait.
1669
01:38:10,667 --> 01:38:12,917
Just because you have a
pistol doesn't mean...
1670
01:38:13,042 --> 01:38:13,875
... you can whip it around mindlessly.
1671
01:38:13,958 --> 01:38:15,625
- Uncle...
- Quiet!
1672
01:38:15,708 --> 01:38:17,958
- I'll deal with her later.
1673
01:38:18,250 --> 01:38:20,125
Take whatever action
you want against me.
1674
01:38:20,208 --> 01:38:22,083
But please let Sanju go unscathed.
1675
01:38:22,167 --> 01:38:24,875
He didn't run away.
He did all this for your sake.
1676
01:38:24,958 --> 01:38:27,833
-Shut up!
-Consider it delicately...
1677
01:38:28,292 --> 01:38:30,542
... before Vivek does
something you later regret.
1678
01:38:31,500 --> 01:38:32,333
Dad!
1679
01:38:32,417 --> 01:38:35,833
At your own will, you married
a guy of another caste?
1680
01:38:36,208 --> 01:38:39,458
What had you thought coming here?
That we'll never learn the truth?
1681
01:38:40,167 --> 01:38:41,583
Vivek...
1682
01:38:41,833 --> 01:38:43,792
...set the boy and
his fake father on fire
1683
01:38:43,875 --> 01:38:44,875
Hey!
1684
01:38:44,958 --> 01:38:46,750
Lock Aditi up in a room.
1685
01:38:46,833 --> 01:38:48,500
We'll keep her locked
up for a few weeks.
1686
01:38:48,583 --> 01:38:50,208
Then we'll get her married again.
1687
01:38:50,292 --> 01:38:52,292
Nobody will ever hear of it.
1688
01:38:52,458 --> 01:38:53,958
We'll keep our honour intact.
1689
01:38:54,250 --> 01:38:57,208
But I'm married already. Isn't it, dad.
This is the second time.
1690
01:38:57,750 --> 01:39:00,125
Exactly. This is a repeat telecast.
1691
01:39:00,208 --> 01:39:02,958
The real game has been played
in Delhi with uncle's presence.
1692
01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:04,083
Shut up!
1693
01:39:04,167 --> 01:39:06,458
Even if you get me married again...
1694
01:39:06,542 --> 01:39:08,250
... do you really think
I'll keep my mouth shut?
1695
01:39:08,333 --> 01:39:10,167
- You...
- Unbelievable.
1696
01:39:10,250 --> 01:39:14,333
- How she blabbers such filth!
1697
01:39:14,708 --> 01:39:17,958
There's only one way out. Chop them
into pieces and throw them away.
1698
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:19,875
-Don't talk nonsense!
-Quiet!
1699
01:39:20,167 --> 01:39:23,167
Start making the guests leave.
Then we'll see to all of them.
1700
01:39:23,292 --> 01:39:25,500
-And how will you answer their questions?
-Keep your mouth shut!
1701
01:39:25,625 --> 01:39:28,333
Why should she? We don't see
anything wrong in what we did.
1702
01:39:29,042 --> 01:39:30,292
And when the questions
begin to pile up...
1703
01:39:30,375 --> 01:39:32,083
... about aborting the pompous
ceremony all of a sudden...
1704
01:39:32,167 --> 01:39:34,000
... what shall you say?
1705
01:39:34,042 --> 01:39:36,292
What will you say, dad?
1706
01:39:36,542 --> 01:39:38,458
Tell us, dad.
1707
01:39:42,708 --> 01:39:45,417
The both of you,
come with me.
1708
01:39:45,583 --> 01:39:47,167
Where?
1709
01:39:48,167 --> 01:39:50,667
You will tell everyone...
1710
01:39:50,875 --> 01:39:52,792
...that your son is of unsound mind.
1711
01:39:52,875 --> 01:39:54,000
- Who's son is of unsound mind?
1712
01:39:54,083 --> 01:39:56,000
Hence the bride party
calls off the wedding.
1713
01:39:56,042 --> 01:39:57,333
Who's son is of unsound mind?
1714
01:39:57,458 --> 01:40:00,542
Dear in-law, I'd urge you
to think this through.
1715
01:40:00,958 --> 01:40:03,833
If the guests leave
on an empty stomach...
1716
01:40:04,083 --> 01:40:06,708
... they will resort
to chattering rumours.
1717
01:40:06,792 --> 01:40:10,000
Yes, people will talk behind your back.
1718
01:40:10,083 --> 01:40:14,708
Some might say that maybe
your dowry was insufficient.
1719
01:40:14,875 --> 01:40:17,417
Questions shall be splashed
on Aditi's character.
1720
01:40:17,500 --> 01:40:19,875
Bittu, pour the petrol
on the boy's father.
1721
01:40:19,958 --> 01:40:20,750
- No, wait!
- Stop!
1722
01:40:20,833 --> 01:40:22,583
- Hold on!
- Stop it!
1723
01:40:22,667 --> 01:40:26,042
Dear in-law, kindly contemplate coolly.
Think what it was that you wanted.
1724
01:40:26,500 --> 01:40:30,625
That the kids marry into good,
prosperous families. They remain happy.
1725
01:40:30,958 --> 01:40:33,542
The ceremony is grand and pompous.
1726
01:40:33,708 --> 01:40:36,458
That's exactly what's happening.
Then why all this ruckus?
1727
01:40:36,583 --> 01:40:40,083
Look around you. People are
licking their fingers lavishly.
1728
01:40:40,167 --> 01:40:41,833
Everyone's contented.
1729
01:40:41,917 --> 01:40:44,000
Yes, uncle. Ask my uncle...
1730
01:40:44,083 --> 01:40:47,000
... what chaos ensues
after a daughter's scandal.
1731
01:40:47,042 --> 01:40:48,792
-You...
-Uncle...
1732
01:40:48,958 --> 01:40:50,875
- You're dead meat.
- Dad! No, dad!
1733
01:40:50,958 --> 01:40:52,250
Dad...
1734
01:40:53,375 --> 01:40:56,083
... put the gun down.
Lower it, please. Lower it.
1735
01:40:56,583 --> 01:40:58,333
Just think about it.
1736
01:40:58,417 --> 01:41:01,458
If they had wished, they'd
eloped long ago like us.
1737
01:41:01,542 --> 01:41:03,833
What could you done then?
Nothing! Couldn't have even found them.
1738
01:41:03,917 --> 01:41:06,000
Even after all of it, they're bent...
1739
01:41:06,042 --> 01:41:08,833
... marrying as per your customs
just so they see you happy.
1740
01:41:08,917 --> 01:41:10,833
Why are you wasting your energy, sister?
1741
01:41:11,625 --> 01:41:13,833
Their vision is polluted
by the lenses of society.
1742
01:41:13,917 --> 01:41:16,958
All that matters to them
is what people say about them...
1743
01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:19,125
... even if it means ruining our lives.
1744
01:41:19,208 --> 01:41:21,000
Kill all of them!
1745
01:41:21,208 --> 01:41:22,542
Conclude it all.
1746
01:41:22,625 --> 01:41:26,083
Pump them with bullets. Set them ablaze.
Incinerate the whole family.
1747
01:41:26,500 --> 01:41:30,583
And then sit with your pride
all alone in your mansion.
1748
01:41:35,958 --> 01:41:39,167
You've lived out more than
half of your life, dad.
1749
01:41:40,042 --> 01:41:42,000
But ours is just beginning.
1750
01:41:42,042 --> 01:41:44,750
Don't you want your own
children to be happy?
1751
01:41:57,958 --> 01:42:00,292
What drama is this?
1752
01:42:00,417 --> 01:42:02,208
Oh leave it! Bittu, pour
the petrol on his parents.
1753
01:42:02,292 --> 01:42:05,500
Yes, but on the real ones or the fake ones?
1754
01:42:11,167 --> 01:42:12,583
Where's everyone vanished?
1755
01:42:12,667 --> 01:42:15,667
Did some guest get
popped during the firing?
1756
01:42:16,167 --> 01:42:17,667
Very possible.
1757
01:42:17,958 --> 01:42:20,125
At Varsha's wedding, it was
the groom who got blasted.
1758
01:42:20,208 --> 01:42:21,792
-What?
-Yes.
1759
01:42:22,083 --> 01:42:23,750
Did you hear?
1760
01:42:24,042 --> 01:42:27,208
At Varsha's wedding, it was
the groom who got blasted.
1761
01:42:27,708 --> 01:42:29,167
Vivek, you don't need to do this.
1762
01:42:29,250 --> 01:42:30,875
-We'll sit down and talk it out.
-Bittu.
1763
01:42:30,958 --> 01:42:32,542
-What are you doing?
-Move.
1764
01:42:32,625 --> 01:42:33,833
Hey! What are you doing?
1765
01:42:33,917 --> 01:42:35,458
- Stop!
- Someone stop him!
1766
01:42:35,542 --> 01:42:37,958
-Sanjay!
-What insanity is this?
1767
01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:39,750
People'll chatter for a couple of days.
1768
01:42:39,833 --> 01:42:41,875
Then it'll fade away. They'll
forget; it's what happens.
1769
01:42:41,958 --> 01:42:44,292
-That's what will happen.
-And if you get caught?
1770
01:42:44,750 --> 01:42:47,333
-If you get caught, they'll hang you all, dad.
-They're lying.
1771
01:42:47,417 --> 01:42:50,042
Your foreign investors will repel
you. They'll dispose of your business.
1772
01:42:50,125 --> 01:42:52,000
Think calmly, dad.
1773
01:42:52,083 --> 01:42:55,875
Hashtag 'Boycott Karwasra Industries'
will trend on Social media.
1774
01:42:55,958 --> 01:42:57,208
What refuge will you have then?
1775
01:42:57,292 --> 01:42:59,667
You'll be surrounded by human rights
activists banning your business.
1776
01:42:59,750 --> 01:43:01,625
-Bittu, light the fire.
-Hey! Vivek, stop...
1777
01:43:01,833 --> 01:43:03,583
- He has lost his marbles.
- What are you all doing?
1778
01:43:03,667 --> 01:43:06,375
And if the news about me and
Sanjay gets leaked even slightly...
1779
01:43:06,458 --> 01:43:08,083
...who'll marry Sneha?
1780
01:43:08,167 --> 01:43:09,958
She's right, dad.
1781
01:43:10,083 --> 01:43:12,708
And since you won't be
able to get me married...
1782
01:43:12,792 --> 01:43:14,625
...set me ablaze as well.
1783
01:43:14,708 --> 01:43:15,667
Shut up!
1784
01:43:15,750 --> 01:43:18,042
They're trying to manipulate us
to prove themselves right, dad!
1785
01:43:18,125 --> 01:43:20,500
Brother-in-law, try to
get the bigger picture.
1786
01:43:20,750 --> 01:43:24,167
Even if you kill us
you'll still lose face.
1787
01:43:24,458 --> 01:43:27,333
Let everything happen
just as it is happening right now...
1788
01:43:27,583 --> 01:43:28,875
... and you'll walk
with your honour intact.
1789
01:43:28,958 --> 01:43:32,458
And if your honour is
unharmed, then why the killing?
1790
01:43:32,875 --> 01:43:36,750
Let things run as smoothly
as they already are, dad.
1791
01:43:36,833 --> 01:43:39,042
Everyone will be happy.
1792
01:43:39,208 --> 01:43:40,833
Business and honour, both will be safe.
1793
01:43:40,958 --> 01:43:42,125
-Don't let them fool you, dad.
-Shut up!
1794
01:43:42,208 --> 01:43:43,958
- Quiet down!
- Don't listen to them, please.
1795
01:43:44,042 --> 01:43:45,458
Lower the gun.
1796
01:43:45,833 --> 01:43:47,458
Lower it.
1797
01:43:53,208 --> 01:43:55,750
What's the matter, Dharampal?
Why've the wedding rituals stopped?
1798
01:43:56,792 --> 01:43:58,375
Hope nothing unseemly has happened?
1799
01:43:58,458 --> 01:44:01,000
If there's some hitch, tell you uncle.
1800
01:44:02,417 --> 01:44:05,792
He's drenched in petrol.
1801
01:44:06,625 --> 01:44:09,125
-Is this some sort of hobby?
-Ponder again, dad.
1802
01:44:10,333 --> 01:44:13,500
You're a flourishing businessman.
Don't cut a bad deal.
1803
01:44:14,083 --> 01:44:17,167
Tell them the truth, dad.
I want no more drama.
1804
01:44:17,375 --> 01:44:19,292
What is he saying, Dharampal?
1805
01:44:19,750 --> 01:44:21,167
Well...
1806
01:44:22,458 --> 01:44:25,125
Dharampal, look
tell the truth to your uncle.
1807
01:44:26,292 --> 01:44:27,708
Uncle...
1808
01:44:29,042 --> 01:44:30,667
-...the thing is...
-Dad!
1809
01:44:30,750 --> 01:44:32,292
Don't set yourself ablaze, dad.
1810
01:44:32,375 --> 01:44:33,667
What about mummy?
1811
01:44:33,750 --> 01:44:36,542
Don't do such a thing for meat.
Don't do this for meat. Please don't.
1812
01:44:36,625 --> 01:44:39,375
-Mummy, why don't you say something to him?
-Yes.
1813
01:44:39,917 --> 01:44:42,875
That's the way of the world, son.
1814
01:44:43,458 --> 01:44:47,208
-Whatever will be, will be.
-Exactly.
1815
01:44:47,292 --> 01:44:50,375
-But why is setting himself on fire?
-I'll explain everything, uncle.
1816
01:44:50,958 --> 01:44:52,833
My whole family is pure vegetarian.
1817
01:44:52,917 --> 01:44:54,583
My parents saw the meat
on the menu and boiled up.
1818
01:44:54,667 --> 01:44:56,250
They are saying they will call
off the wedding right away.
1819
01:44:56,333 --> 01:44:58,792
That's why my dad got infuriated
and now wants to immolate himself.
1820
01:44:58,917 --> 01:45:01,083
- Uncle, he's lying.
- I'm saying the truth.
1821
01:45:01,167 --> 01:45:02,833
I will truly set myself on fire!
1822
01:45:02,917 --> 01:45:04,833
Uncle, they are phony parents.
1823
01:45:04,917 --> 01:45:06,417
Phony are your manners!
1824
01:45:06,500 --> 01:45:08,042
-You're phony.
- Bloody meat-eaters.
1825
01:45:08,125 --> 01:45:10,167
-Phony's your father.
-Uncle.
1826
01:45:10,250 --> 01:45:12,125
-Uncle...
- No, dad.
1827
01:45:12,250 --> 01:45:14,708
Please Stop!
Good, very good!
1828
01:45:14,792 --> 01:45:17,750
This thing's been blown
out of proportion, uncle...
1829
01:45:18,667 --> 01:45:22,875
Don't let your Aditi's life get ruined.
Don't let it get ruined like this.
1830
01:45:22,958 --> 01:45:25,167
- No child.
- Dharampal!
1831
01:45:25,375 --> 01:45:26,875
Is this the truth?
1832
01:45:26,958 --> 01:45:30,375
-Is it true, Mr Dharampal?
-Tell them, dad.
1833
01:45:30,750 --> 01:45:32,542
Tell them.
1834
01:45:34,958 --> 01:45:36,417
Uncle...
1835
01:45:37,125 --> 01:45:39,625
...this is all Vivek's blunder.
1836
01:45:39,750 --> 01:45:41,292
-Really?
-What?
1837
01:45:41,417 --> 01:45:42,875
-I...
-Shut up.
1838
01:45:42,958 --> 01:45:44,917
-Uncle...
-Shut up!
1839
01:45:45,333 --> 01:45:46,750
The elders are speaking!
1840
01:45:46,875 --> 01:45:48,167
Keep quiet!
1841
01:45:48,250 --> 01:45:50,125
Uncle...
1842
01:45:50,708 --> 01:45:52,250
... he got really careless.
1843
01:45:52,333 --> 01:45:55,625
He forgot that the groom's family
are pure vegetarians.
1844
01:45:55,792 --> 01:45:57,792
He got angry and upset.
1845
01:45:57,958 --> 01:46:00,500
He says he'll die before
letting the wedding go through.
1846
01:46:00,583 --> 01:46:02,833
Bittu give me the matches.
1847
01:46:02,958 --> 01:46:03,875
No!
1848
01:46:03,958 --> 01:46:05,708
- I'll immolate myself!
- No!
1849
01:46:05,792 --> 01:46:07,250
I will kill myself.
1850
01:46:07,333 --> 01:46:09,667
-They don't understand.
-Dad...
1851
01:46:09,750 --> 01:46:12,417
-I want to burn out like a firecracker.
-Uncle.
1852
01:46:12,500 --> 01:46:15,292
Vivek will burn my wedding
house down before it's built.
1853
01:46:15,375 --> 01:46:18,375
Don't let your Aditi's life get ruined.
1854
01:46:18,458 --> 01:46:19,917
Mom!
1855
01:46:20,083 --> 01:46:22,583
Dharampal, this marriage can't,
and won't be compromised.
1856
01:46:22,708 --> 01:46:24,500
-But, uncle..
-Keep quiet!
1857
01:46:24,583 --> 01:46:26,792
Carelessness is common at your age.
Mistakes happen.
1858
01:46:26,917 --> 01:46:28,750
-Uncle, listen to me.
-Keep quiet!
1859
01:46:28,833 --> 01:46:30,375
Is a leg piece more
important than family peace?
1860
01:46:31,333 --> 01:46:32,792
Is a leg piece more
important than family peace?
1861
01:46:32,875 --> 01:46:34,375
Speak up.
1862
01:46:35,500 --> 01:46:36,917
Lost your tongue, boy?
1863
01:46:37,500 --> 01:46:38,500
No, sir.
1864
01:46:38,583 --> 01:46:41,292
Then hurry up and
whisk away the non-veg dishes...
1865
01:46:41,500 --> 01:46:43,042
... and start preparing the rituals.
1866
01:46:43,292 --> 01:46:46,167
Another thing
double the dowry.
1867
01:46:46,375 --> 01:46:48,375
- Papa's fine now.
- We are ready too.
1868
01:46:48,458 --> 01:46:49,625
Uncle!
1869
01:46:49,708 --> 01:46:52,458
What would we have done without you?
1870
01:46:52,875 --> 01:46:57,042
-Didn't even need the fire brigade.
-Didn't even need the fire brigade.
1871
01:46:57,167 --> 01:46:59,542
Dharampal, do this.
1872
01:46:59,875 --> 01:47:01,750
Take Aditi to the ritual stage.
1873
01:47:02,083 --> 01:47:04,667
I don't want to see
tears in her eyes today.
1874
01:47:06,667 --> 01:47:10,542
Vivek for everyone's
sake, don't interfere.
1875
01:47:10,625 --> 01:47:13,250
Let the vows commence.
Understand what I'm telling you.
1876
01:47:13,875 --> 01:47:15,333
- Uncle!
- Uncle!
1877
01:47:15,417 --> 01:47:16,417
My blessings.
1878
01:47:16,500 --> 01:47:18,542
My blessings.
1879
01:47:32,750 --> 01:47:35,208
Do you become fake
parents professionally...
1880
01:47:35,292 --> 01:47:36,875
...or is it just for them?
1881
01:47:36,958 --> 01:47:39,625
-Just this once...
-You can make a full career out of it.
1882
01:47:39,833 --> 01:47:42,917
Our country will always
need great artists like you.
1883
01:47:43,792 --> 01:47:46,000
Did you ever imagine that you'd be
mingling here with the entire family?
1884
01:47:46,167 --> 01:47:48,167
Never. But you made it possible.
1885
01:47:48,250 --> 01:47:50,333
-I did nothing.
-Sanju...
1886
01:47:50,958 --> 01:47:52,208
...what about uncle?
1887
01:47:52,292 --> 01:47:55,375
Don't worry.
Now he won't be saying anything.
1888
01:47:55,583 --> 01:47:58,000
How about you honour this?
1889
01:47:59,125 --> 01:48:00,792
Take it.
1890
01:48:04,458 --> 01:48:06,042
I am Mrs. Gupta.
1891
01:48:06,125 --> 01:48:08,042
I was their maternal aunt
in the first wedding.
1892
01:48:08,125 --> 01:48:10,083
And paternal aunt in the second.
1893
01:48:10,167 --> 01:48:12,625
We work in the same office.
In the HR department.
1894
01:48:12,792 --> 01:48:14,792
-Namaste.
-Namaste.
1895
01:48:14,917 --> 01:48:17,625
And I was the elder brother on
both occasions. Anuj Mathur.
1896
01:48:17,750 --> 01:48:20,250
-Namaste.
-I'm the boss in their company.
1897
01:48:21,458 --> 01:48:23,458
But hadn't you died already?
1898
01:48:24,708 --> 01:48:25,792
Tell your master...
1899
01:48:25,875 --> 01:48:29,000
... he'd give me a discount
next time I drink at his bar.
1900
01:48:29,542 --> 01:48:33,375
Aren't we relatives now?
1901
01:48:38,667 --> 01:48:40,250
Oh!
1902
01:48:43,125 --> 01:48:44,625
The alcoholic!
1903
01:48:55,917 --> 01:49:00,042
"Oh she shines"
1904
01:49:00,458 --> 01:49:04,250
"Oh she shines"
1905
01:49:05,375 --> 01:49:07,542
"Sometimes I'm salty"
1906
01:49:07,625 --> 01:49:09,875
"Sometimes like vanilla ice-cream"
1907
01:49:09,958 --> 01:49:14,167
"Like a tequila shot that hits you hard"
1908
01:49:14,375 --> 01:49:18,792
"Sometimes I'm salty or
like vanilla ice-cream"
1909
01:49:18,875 --> 01:49:23,292
""Like a tequila shot
that hits you hard"
1910
01:49:23,375 --> 01:49:25,083
"Hit is our pairing"
1911
01:49:25,250 --> 01:49:27,542
"one in a trillion"
1912
01:49:27,958 --> 01:49:30,875
-"It fires everywhere"
-"like bungle in the jungle"
1913
01:49:30,958 --> 01:49:33,500
"Turn off the lights, baby is shining"
1914
01:49:33,583 --> 01:49:36,833
"Turn off the lights
baby is shining"
1915
01:49:40,833 --> 01:49:43,000
"Baby is shining"
1916
01:49:45,250 --> 01:49:47,625
"Baby is shining"
1917
01:49:49,792 --> 01:49:52,208
"Baby is shining"
1918
01:49:54,375 --> 01:49:55,833
"Baby is shining"
1919
01:49:55,917 --> 01:49:59,958
"Shining"
1920
01:50:00,250 --> 01:50:04,250
"Shining"
1921
01:50:04,917 --> 01:50:09,500
"Your sandals go tick tick
are like hit songs"
1922
01:50:09,583 --> 01:50:14,042
"Your walk is like
a song on the loop"
1923
01:50:14,125 --> 01:50:18,500
"The shine of my lip gloss
lights up the heart"
1924
01:50:18,583 --> 01:50:22,958
"Swirl on the terrace once
and the stars go blinking at night"
1925
01:50:23,208 --> 01:50:25,042
"'My moves"
1926
01:50:25,125 --> 01:50:27,375
"One in a trillion"
1927
01:50:27,833 --> 01:50:29,250
"Set the leaves ablaze"
1928
01:50:29,375 --> 01:50:30,875
"Like fun in the jungle"'
1929
01:50:30,958 --> 01:50:33,417
"Turn off the lights,
Baby is shining"
1930
01:50:33,500 --> 01:50:36,583
"Turn off the lights
baby is shining"
1931
01:50:40,667 --> 01:50:43,000
"Baby is shining"
1932
01:50:45,208 --> 01:50:47,292
"Baby is shining"
1933
01:50:49,667 --> 01:50:52,042
"Baby is shining"
1934
01:50:54,208 --> 01:50:55,667
"Baby is shining"
1935
01:50:55,750 --> 01:51:00,000
"Shining"
1936
01:51:00,167 --> 01:51:04,125
"Shining"
1937
01:51:04,250 --> 01:51:08,333
"The way you injured my heart
gave me sweet pain"
1938
01:51:08,917 --> 01:51:13,125
"The way you injured my heart
gave me sweet pain"
1939
01:51:13,250 --> 01:51:15,500
"My beloved"
1940
01:51:15,625 --> 01:51:18,000
"My beloved"
1941
01:51:18,042 --> 01:51:20,042
"I like you"
1942
01:51:20,208 --> 01:51:22,042
"I like you"
1943
01:51:25,875 --> 01:51:28,000
"Baby is shining"
1944
01:51:30,375 --> 01:51:32,542
"Baby is shining"
1945
01:51:34,917 --> 01:51:37,000
"Baby is shining"
1946
01:51:39,375 --> 01:51:41,625
"Baby is shining"
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