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♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry.
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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Candace: Okay, Stace.
Let's try again.
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[mumbles] No!
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It's really more in
the cheeks. Like this...
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Nyang, nyang, nyang!
Oh, I give up!
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It's a good thing you won that contest
to perform back up with Love Händel.
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Yes, in the ballad of Klimpaloon,
I will be playing Klimpaloon.
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Check out my klimpy style.
Girl, I have already cashed
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that cheque. And I don't
even know what that means!
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Both: [giggle] Girl talk!
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Mom: Honey, the limo's here
to take us to the award show.
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Be right there! I gotta go.
You go, girl!
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Let's never speak of this again.
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Come on, boys, time to go!
You guys look great!
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Well, Lindana and Max Modem
have to look their best
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when presenting our category, don't we?
What's you got there?
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This is the first journal of the
famous explorer, Sir Alvin Shackleberg.
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He was the first person
to sight Klimpaloon,
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the magical old-timey bathing
suit that lives in the Himalayas.
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We got this to help Candace
research her "Nyang, nyang, nyangs"
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for the Ballad of Klimpaloon.
How marvelous. It reminds me...
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Sorry, dad, there's
no time for that now.
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We gotta go while I'm still in the zone.
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Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang....
She's good.
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It's like Klimpaloon was
right here in the room with us.
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Whoa! Sweet limo!
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Ferb, I know what
we're gonna do tomorrow.
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How do we do it?
Hey, where's Perry?
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[chattering]
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Ah, Agent P. I see you got the memo.
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It's transcendental
meditation week. Namaste.
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[rhythmic drumming]
Doofenshmirtz has been spotted...
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Carl, enough with the
drumming! [drumming stops]
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Sorry, sir, I just, sort
of, got into a groove.
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Anyway, Doofenshmirtz has
been spotted as a seat filler
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at the 4th Annual 24-hour
Tri-State Area Music Awards.
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As you know, Doof's brother,
Roger, is emceeing the event.
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We're not sure what Doof's up to,
but we need you to suss it out.
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That's the... that's the cloud.
Good luck, Agent P.
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Live from Random stadium:
Random Swimwear presents
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4th Annual 24-hour Tri-State Area
Music Awards. The Tristies!
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Sponsored by Random Swimwear.
Be wet, arbitrarily.
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Tonight's musical guests
include Love Händel,
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Slamm Hammer, Tiny Cowboy,
2 Guys in the Parque,
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Danny and the Jay-tones,
the Paisley Sideburn Brothers,
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Marty the Rabbit Boy
and his musical blender,
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and many, many more.
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Seriously, many more,
'cause it's... it's 24 hours.
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Please welcome your host and
lovable Mayor, Roger Doofenshmirtz!
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We've got a lot of great
music for you tonight,
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and a lot of other music.
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So let's get things started, shall we?
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Please welcome to the stage our presenters
for the fact-based song category,
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the girl who just wants to have fun
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and the guy who, I guess,
wants fun to have him.
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Lindana and Max Modem!
[cheers and applause]
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Yeah! [whooping]
Go Mom! Go Dad! Yeah!
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Just go, just go. I'll fix it later.
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Our first nominee for...
... the fact-based song category is,
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Slamm Hammer with their hit
Trees are made of wood.
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[playing heavy metal song]
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♪ Wooow!
Trees are made of wood! ♪
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[feedback whining]
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[audience applauding]
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Oh!
The second nominee in fact base song category
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
...The Hockey Hooligans with Hockey Z-9.
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[Hockey Hooligans
playing rock song]
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Excuse me. Excuse me, pardon me.
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♪ oh, yeah ♪
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Doofenshmirtz: Excusez-moi.
Con permiso, por favor.
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Hockey Hooligans: ♪ Don't turn
away I'm talking to you, sir... ♪
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[chuckles]
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[song continues playing on stage]
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Aha! Perry the platypus!
Your timing is incredible!
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And by that I mean completely credible!
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But you've found yourself
in a hairy situation.
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Because of the trap, which is a wig.
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Stop me if you've already
made the connection.
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Anyway, you're just in
time for my latest inator!
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Behold!
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I know what you're thinking, and no,
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I did not invent a spray
bottle, Perry the platypus,
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But just stay with me through
my backstory, all right?
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You see, I was reading the
Danville city charter, again,
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when I learned an interesting fact.
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Back in 18-aught-5, Danville
actually elected a warthog as mayor.
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The public was fed up with the
previous administration and thought,
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"hey, what's the worst
that could happen?"
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[squeals] Nepotism, that's
what. He filled the cabinet
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with his uncles and
brothers and distant cousins.
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And all of city hall was full
of swine! Except for one chair
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that they kept empty so, you know,
it wouldn't be so conspicuous.
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So, it was decided
never to allow another
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warthog to be in a
position of authority.
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[beeping] [stutters]
Perry the platypus, are you texting?
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While I'm monologuing?
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You know, I'm just gonna
hold on to this until I'm done
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'cause I can get your full attention.
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Anyway, I'm thinking, "nepotism,
city hall, my brother Roger,"
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And suddenly I knew what to do.
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Turn my brother into a warthog!
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So, through the use of
pseudo-technology I created this elixir,
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that, when sprayed on an individual,
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actually transforms them into a warthog!
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What? I said "pseudo."
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Anyway, once I collected
enough elixir, I put it in this,
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my warthog-sprayer-inator!
See?
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There's a method to my lameness!
I'm gonna find out when Roger's on stage
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and then I'm gonna turn him into
a warthog in front of everybody!
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That will remove him from power
because of the aforementioned
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warthog nepotism act.
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But, you know, the embarrassment's
just a... it's a cherry on top.
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Right thos way Mr. Mayor.
[gasps]
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Now's my chance!
Peace out, Perry the platypus!
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[crashing]
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Love Händel with Candace Flynn!
You're on in five!
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Omg! Omg! Omg! Omg...
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I guess, just introduce the next act.
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The last nominee in
the fact-based category,
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the ballad of Klimpaloon
sung by Love Händel...
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...Who are joined by contest winner...
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Both: ...Candace Flynn!
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[audience applauds]
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[whistling]
Go, Candace!
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Stop! I object!
[audience gasps]
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This song does not belong in
the fact-based song category!
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Klimpaloon is not real!
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All: What?
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My nana told me stories
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about Klimpaloon!
Well, that's not good enough.
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Seeing is believing. And no
one has ever seen Klimpaloon!
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Um, excuse me, but I have seen him.
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That's right! You tell him, Candace!
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I'm afraid that's not
good enough either.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mittington Random!
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Thank you, Max, uh, whoever.
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Mittington Random here,
sponsor of the show
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and president of Random Swimwear.
You're welocme.
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According to the rules, if fact
based song is called in the question,
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physical proof must be
presented here within 24 hours.
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How are we supposed to do that?
Well, actually, you can't.
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Wait, what?
Oh, Daniel.
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The rules clearly state
that the band along with the
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presenters are to be locked in
a sound-proof booth for 24 hours
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or until evidence is provided,
whichever comes first.
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Wait a minute. Why presenters?
I can't hear you
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'cause you're supposed to
be in the sound-proof booth,
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so move along.
Oh, okay.
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Candace! You're in charge!
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Okay, sorry for the inconvenience,
folks. But it looks like
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we're gonna have to move this
category to the end of the show.
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[soft calypso music playing]
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Phineas, Ferb! We need to find Klimpaloon
and bring him back within 24 hours.
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We're way ahead of you.
Ferb's rounding up the gang.
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Those darn kids! I'll
stop at nothing to make
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sure they don't prove the
existence of Klimpaloon.
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Nothing!
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You're on next, Mr. Mayor, after
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the pork-based world music act.
Now's my chance!
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No! Oh, Perry the platypus!
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Swine Flute! You're on!
Where's your tambourine player?
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No show, man!
[laughs]
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Look at you, Perry
the rasta warthogipus!
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[grunts]
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Kid, you've got the goods!
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Announcer: And now, here's Swine Flute!
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[tambourine jingles]
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More tambourine, man!
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Isn't anyone gonna talk
about how we got here so fast?
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Sorry, Buford, we don't have
the time for that right now.
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Ferb?
Two words, travel montage.
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I got two words for you, cli-ché.
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[music]
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[all whooping and screaming]
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Oh, yeah.
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Anyone else get the feeling
we're being followed?
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Baljeet: No, not a bit.
Isabella: Paranoid!
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Okay, Ferb, where to next?
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That's it?
We lost the auction for volume two.
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We've got sniped.
What about that cave
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up there with waving Klimpaloon totem?
Baljeet: If Buford is now
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the brains of this operation,
my life has lost all meaning.
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Buford: Watch it. Long
underwear makes the best wedgies.
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Candace, make the sound!
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[echoing] Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang!
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Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang!
All: Whoa!
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It's him!
Isabella: Klimpaloon! Yay!
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We found him!
Wish I could un-see that.
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[all gasping]
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Got him!
All: Mr. Random?
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This unforeseen plot twist is
brought to you by Random Swimwear!
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[soft calypso music playing]
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Wow! I totally thought that shadowy
figure was gonna be Slamm Hammer.
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[crowd applauding]
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Roger: Welcome back to the Tristies.
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Our next category...
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And then the hobo gave it
back to me, quixotically.
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And that was the day before we met.
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So the next day at breakfast, I
ordered poached eggs with salmon.
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But I didn't have
poached eggs with salmon.
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I wonder how the boys are doing.
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Get us down from here!
Uh, that really doesn't align
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with my plans, so not gonna happen.
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Look, if you're going to
destroy my chance at stardom,
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I think I deserve an explanation.
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All right. I do like the
sound of my own voice.
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So, for years now, I've wanted
to find the elusive Klimpaloon.
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And finally, after
countless hours web surfing,
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I found Shackleberg's journal
on an online auction site
232
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only to lose the first
volume to you two!
233
00:11:31,141 --> 00:11:33,208
I did manage to get his second journal,
234
00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:35,210
but it only contains
the last page of the map,
235
00:11:35,411 --> 00:11:37,612
the map that you have in volume one.
236
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,014
So I concocted a long, convoluted plan
237
00:11:40,016 --> 00:11:42,784
to get you to lead me right to him. Huh?
238
00:11:43,252 --> 00:11:44,752
Hmm. Yeah.
239
00:11:44,754 --> 00:11:47,755
But why?
You see, sales have gone flat.
240
00:11:47,757 --> 00:11:50,458
You can only reinvent the bikini
and board shorts so many times.
241
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:55,463
But if I could convince the world to start
wearing old-timey bathing suits again,
242
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,398
that's revolutionary!
243
00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,034
But to do that, I was
gonna need a gimmick.
244
00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:02,704
Nyang, nyang, nyang!
What a combo!
245
00:12:02,706 --> 00:12:05,340
He's self-propelled, he's got a
weird, disturbing face on his chest,
246
00:12:05,342 --> 00:12:07,208
and he makes unintelligible noises.
247
00:12:07,343 --> 00:12:09,744
Seriously, just the whole
package is irresistible!
248
00:12:09,746 --> 00:12:12,213
And he's all mine!
He's all mine!
249
00:12:12,215 --> 00:12:14,716
You can't own him.
He's a living thing!
250
00:12:14,718 --> 00:12:17,169
He belongs to the ages.
Well, the ages should have kept
251
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,621
their receipt, because
he belongs to me now.
252
00:12:19,623 --> 00:12:21,556
And once I unravel his
secrets, I'll make a fortune.
253
00:12:21,691 --> 00:12:26,294
Ah, there's my ride. Brought
to you by Random Swimwear!
254
00:12:26,296 --> 00:12:28,663
We can't let him unravel
Klimpaloon's secrets!
255
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,065
Unravel? I've got this!
256
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:32,667
Knot untying patch, check!
257
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,436
Come on! We've got to save him!
Baljeet: But how?
258
00:12:35,438 --> 00:12:37,639
Mr. Random is already miles away.
259
00:12:37,641 --> 00:12:40,576
We have no idea where he is
going and no way to get there
260
00:12:40,577 --> 00:12:43,511
except on foot!
Wow, what is with all the negativity?
261
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,464
Enough already. Time is running out
262
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,415
and I am not going to blow my big break.
263
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:49,717
Let's look around. Maybe
we can find some clues.
264
00:12:49,719 --> 00:12:51,452
See? Now that's constructive.
265
00:12:51,454 --> 00:12:53,788
Look!
It's one of Klimpaloon's threads,
266
00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:56,224
and it's trying to find
its way back to him!
267
00:12:56,226 --> 00:12:59,193
Follow that thread!
We cannot follow a thread!
268
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,595
Again with the negativity.
269
00:13:00,597 --> 00:13:03,698
Maybe we can use it as
a homing device. Ferb?
270
00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:07,669
Let's go!
271
00:13:07,671 --> 00:13:11,606
Baljeet: Is no one going to talk
about where we got the snowboards?
272
00:13:11,608 --> 00:13:13,411
Candace: There's no time for that now!
273
00:13:13,412 --> 00:13:15,214
Come on! Come on! Come on!
274
00:13:15,249 --> 00:13:17,779
Oh, man! Roger's not on
until the end of the show?
275
00:13:17,781 --> 00:13:20,214
Can I get mics to him?
No. Who do you think you are?
276
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,217
I'm his brother.
Nepotism will get you nowhere with me.
277
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,587
Yeah, well, maybe not yet, but
wait till Roger's a warthog.
278
00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:28,389
I do not know what that means.
279
00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:33,895
Phineas: That must be
Mr. Random's fortress. Follow me!
280
00:13:41,804 --> 00:13:43,838
Now what?
Okay.
281
00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:46,258
I'll just create a
diversion here so that
282
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Buford and Baljeet can
flank them from the left.
283
00:13:48,477 --> 00:13:50,712
Ferb can then use his
intimidating shout to scatter them
284
00:13:50,714 --> 00:13:52,714
so that Isabella can
come in from behind.
285
00:13:52,716 --> 00:13:54,849
That should work unless
they have reinforcements.
286
00:13:54,851 --> 00:13:56,927
What do you think,
Baljeet? Can you give me
287
00:13:57,013 --> 00:13:59,220
a number crunch real quick?
Uh, give me a sec.
288
00:13:59,222 --> 00:14:02,724
I am coming up with a
32.3% chance of success.
289
00:14:02,726 --> 00:14:05,514
Well, we've seen worse.
All right guys, let's do this.
290
00:14:05,515 --> 00:14:07,812
Buford van Stomm!
291
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,197
He just ran in.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
292
00:14:09,199 --> 00:14:11,532
Dang it, Buford!
Stick to the plan, man.
293
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:12,867
Stick to the plan!
294
00:14:13,302 --> 00:14:14,369
What the...
295
00:14:15,204 --> 00:14:17,405
What? I used gamer strategy.
296
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:20,641
Okay, now I just have
to set the spritzer,
297
00:14:20,643 --> 00:14:24,345
and the timer, and whoop, there he is!
298
00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:26,781
My brother the warthog,
mayor no more.
299
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,417
[laughs]
300
00:14:29,419 --> 00:14:30,485
[sighs]
301
00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:33,521
You know, it's not the same
without Perry the platypus.
302
00:14:33,523 --> 00:14:34,756
I can't believe he ditched me!
303
00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:37,425
One lousy award and he
goes all diva. [scoffs]
304
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,660
[reporters chattering]
305
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:41,863
What the heck is all this?
306
00:14:41,865 --> 00:14:46,234
That's just so wrong.
They're just horrible!
307
00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:48,669
You'll have to excuse me if this
device seems incredibly threatening.
308
00:14:48,671 --> 00:14:51,406
It's only because it is
incredibly threatening. [chuckling]
309
00:14:51,408 --> 00:14:52,840
[all gasping]
Klimpaloon!
310
00:14:52,842 --> 00:14:55,827
As you clearly saw, my
previous attempts to create the
311
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,813
future of swimwear without
Klimpaloon just were not working.
312
00:14:59,248 --> 00:15:00,648
You fiend!
313
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:04,986
Look, I'm giving
"old-timey" here a new twist.
314
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,722
Flash back to fashion forward.
315
00:15:07,724 --> 00:15:09,824
It's a little high
concept, but take a look.
316
00:15:11,727 --> 00:15:14,929
♪ We're flashing
back to fashion forward ♪
317
00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:18,533
♪ yes, the old is the new new ♪
318
00:15:18,535 --> 00:15:21,769
♪ one size fits all with
just a little stretching ♪
319
00:15:21,771 --> 00:15:25,673
♪ be you 6'4" or 5'2" ♪
320
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,643
♪ why rely on inspiration ♪
321
00:15:28,645 --> 00:15:31,846
♪ when the old stuff's tried and true ♪
322
00:15:32,314 --> 00:15:34,916
♪ we just revamped a tired idea ♪
323
00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:39,320
♪ and made a new old-timey
swimsuit for you ♪
324
00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:42,340
Pretty catchy, don't ya think?
Yeah, if by "catchy" you mean
325
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,359
"sucks the life out of the room
and makes me wanna puke," then yeah.
326
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:49,897
Anywho, now that I have the original,
I can figure out what makes him tick.
327
00:15:49,899 --> 00:15:53,334
Which brings us back, obviously, to
the incredibly threatening machine.
328
00:15:53,336 --> 00:15:56,504
So, it's time to extract
Klimpaloon's life force,
329
00:15:56,638 --> 00:15:59,307
And, uh, then, of course, infuse
it into my latest swimwear line.
330
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,943
We have to do something!
How about this?
331
00:16:03,078 --> 00:16:06,414
Random: Aw, come on! Did we blow
the breaker again, Fred? Fred?
332
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,650
Frederick, it's...
That stings. [crash]
333
00:16:09,652 --> 00:16:11,752
Phineas: Come on, guys! Now's
our chance to free Klimpaloon...
334
00:16:11,754 --> 00:16:16,290
Buford: Buford van Stomm!
Baljeet: Oh no, not again.
335
00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:17,825
[crashing]
336
00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:20,928
Buford: So I did it again.
Candace: So what do we do?
337
00:16:20,930 --> 00:16:22,697
Phineas: Save Klimpaloon, of course.
338
00:16:22,699 --> 00:16:25,333
Nyang, nyang, nyang.
There he is! Follow his voice.
339
00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:26,701
Buford: Got him!
Baljeet: Ow! That is me!
340
00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:29,570
Whoops. My bad. That
wedgie was unintentional.
341
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,375
I got him! Let's go!
342
00:16:31,673 --> 00:16:33,808
Guards! Don't let him escape!
343
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:37,845
Oh, they are too fast. We
are never going to make it.
344
00:16:37,847 --> 00:16:40,128
Ok, we gotta split up.
Ferb, hide Klimpaloon
345
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,324
under your jacket to keep
him quiet and I'll lure the
346
00:16:42,325 --> 00:16:44,519
guards the other way with
my "nyang, nyang, nyang-ing."
347
00:16:44,521 --> 00:16:47,688
Just get him to awards show.
But Candace, you'll miss your big chance to...
348
00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:49,790
Saving Klimpaloon is more important.
349
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:52,760
Now go!
Nyang, nyang, nyang...
350
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:53,761
All right, hold on.
351
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:57,865
That way!
Follow that vintage swimwear!
352
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:01,175
Buford: Good thing
they left the door open.
353
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:04,038
Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang...
354
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:12,914
All: Oh! Cold! Cold! Cold!
[shivering]
355
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:16,083
Great, I'm reduced to yak transport.
356
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:19,120
Got it, boss. It's go time.
357
00:17:20,455 --> 00:17:22,757
...and that's how we met.
358
00:17:22,759 --> 00:17:24,959
Okay, folks. On stage in five.
359
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:28,796
Righty-ho.
Wow. What a great story.
360
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,831
[snores]
Bobbi! Come on!
361
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,767
Huh? What? Wait up, guys!
362
00:17:32,769 --> 00:17:35,636
And now to present our
final award for the evening,
363
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,605
which of course was supposed
to be our first award,
364
00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:41,042
but you remember that whole "does
Klimpaloon exist" hullabaloo.
365
00:17:41,044 --> 00:17:44,645
Anyway, welcome again
Lindana and Max Modem!
366
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:47,415
[audience applauding]
367
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:51,152
Unfortunately, due to lack of evidence,
368
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:54,155
it appears that love händel
has been disqualified.
369
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,935
So without further ado,
370
00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:59,493
the winner of the award for
best fact-based song is...
371
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,729
Wait! We have the evidence!
372
00:18:01,731 --> 00:18:03,764
I'm sorry, kids. The
journal isn't good enough.
373
00:18:03,766 --> 00:18:05,166
You need actual, physical proof.
374
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:08,402
But we do have physical proof.
Ferb?
375
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:12,466
Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang.
[cheering]
376
00:18:12,695 --> 00:18:16,477
I thought you said you'd stop at nothing
to keep them from finding Klimpaloon.
377
00:18:16,479 --> 00:18:18,779
That's right.
I did nothing and stopped.
378
00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:21,148
How did you find him?
And why are you all in parkas?
379
00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:24,058
There's no time for that now! Mr.
Random is a ruthless venture capitalist
380
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:26,966
who captured all of us in his
Himalayan fortress where he performed
381
00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:29,279
inhuman experiments on
bathing suits and tried to steal
382
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,592
Klimpaloon in pursuit of a
revolutionary swimsuit sales gimmick!
383
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:34,028
Oh, Candace, not here. Not now.
384
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,097
No, Mom, really, Candace
is telling the truth!
385
00:18:36,099 --> 00:18:38,966
[scoffs] What an active
imagination these kids have.
386
00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:42,101
We don't really have time for that
now. We need to present an award.
387
00:18:42,136 --> 00:18:44,176
[all gasping]
No, no, let's get the award done.
388
00:18:44,211 --> 00:18:46,391
Tick, tick, tick, time's a-wasting.
Shall we?
389
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,676
Well, obviously Klimpaloon is real.
390
00:18:48,678 --> 00:18:51,612
So it gives me great
pleasure to present the award
391
00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:53,914
for best fact-based song to...
392
00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:57,785
...Love Händel,
for the Ballad of Klimpaloon!
393
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,821
Thank you.
Thank you so much!
394
00:19:00,823 --> 00:19:03,991
And a big thank you to all of the
kids who brought Klimpaloon here.
395
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,761
[cheering]
396
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,030
Come on, Candace, take your place.
397
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,099
[pop rock music playing]
398
00:19:20,943 --> 00:19:22,710
♪ Oh! ♪
399
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:24,512
♪ oh! ♪
400
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,014
♪ oh! ♪
401
00:19:29,151 --> 00:19:33,888
♪ he stands in winter
he's striped and frozen ♪
402
00:19:34,222 --> 00:19:38,626
♪ he is completely out of style ♪
403
00:19:39,494 --> 00:19:43,631
♪ he got no hands
he got no feet ♪
404
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:48,769
♪ all mouth and teeth
but he don't smile ♪
405
00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:52,273
♪ he's made out of wool
he's itchy to wear ♪
406
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:54,742
♪ he's got broad
stripes and savoir-faire ♪
407
00:19:54,744 --> 00:19:57,011
♪ he's out of place almost everywhere ♪
408
00:19:57,013 --> 00:20:00,181
♪ since 1883 ♪
409
00:20:00,183 --> 00:20:02,583
♪ he's a costume out of time ♪
410
00:20:02,585 --> 00:20:04,885
♪ both ridiculous and sublime ♪
411
00:20:04,887 --> 00:20:09,990
♪ seems innocuous, but
I'm afraid he's scaring me ♪
412
00:20:09,992 --> 00:20:14,962
♪ he's the magical old-timey bathing
suit that lives in the Himalayas ♪
413
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,797
♪ they call him Klimpaloon ♪
414
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:20,034
♪ Klimpaloon ♪
415
00:20:20,036 --> 00:20:22,703
♪ if you're between Tibet and Nepal ♪
416
00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:25,706
♪ and you're quiet
and you can hear the call ♪
417
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:27,108
♪ of Klimpaloon ♪
418
00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:29,610
♪ Klimpaloon ♪
419
00:20:30,779 --> 00:20:33,581
Both: Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang,
nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang.
420
00:20:33,782 --> 00:20:35,783
♪ he stands in winter! ♪
421
00:20:36,051 --> 00:20:39,987
[cheers]
422
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,956
Wow! He really is magical.
423
00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:44,024
Actually, he's being
pulled up by a cable.
424
00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:45,126
Thanks, Miguel.
425
00:20:46,628 --> 00:20:50,084
Let's hear it for Love Händel.
Look at them, enjoying them tryin'!
426
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:53,033
[mockingly] "Ooh, we're so happy.
We saved Klimpaloon. Let's all sing."
427
00:20:53,035 --> 00:20:57,271
Well, enjoy it now, because I
will get my hands on Klimpaloon!
428
00:20:57,273 --> 00:21:00,941
I'll unravel his secret even if I have
to rip him apart, stitch by stitch.
429
00:21:00,943 --> 00:21:04,362
And then the moronic people
of the world will beat a path
430
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:07,782
to my door and beg for my
cheap Klimpaloon knock-off line
431
00:21:07,784 --> 00:21:10,952
'cause consumers are just
like Lemmings, mrainless little
432
00:21:10,953 --> 00:21:14,121
animals that I can manipulate
right off the fiscal cliff
433
00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:17,892
like the puppet master
I am! [laughs sinisterly]
434
00:21:17,894 --> 00:21:19,627
Uh, uh, um...
435
00:21:20,929 --> 00:21:24,632
Was that thing on?
Audience: Yes! Yes, it was!
436
00:21:24,634 --> 00:21:27,650
My career's over, isn't it?
Audience: Yes! Yes, it is!
437
00:21:27,685 --> 00:21:28,881
[timer dings]
438
00:21:29,704 --> 00:21:30,905
And I'm a warthog.
439
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,873
Curse you, Perry the...
440
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,709
Well, I guess he doesn't
really get credit for this one,
441
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,879
he was just playing
tambourine with Swine Flute.
442
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,849
It's not really...
[sighs] Well.
443
00:21:42,617 --> 00:21:45,812
Sort of anticlimactic for me.
So where is Klimpy?
444
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,155
Don't tell me he ditched us for
one of those swanky after-parties.
445
00:21:48,323 --> 00:21:50,891
I guess he's on his way
back to the Himalayas.
446
00:21:51,127 --> 00:21:54,094
Buford: See you, Klimpy.
Baljeet: Safe travels!
447
00:21:54,096 --> 00:21:56,230
I don't want him to go. I
want him to stay with us.
448
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,733
Klimpaloon doesn't belong to
us. He belongs to the ages.
449
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,870
I said that back in the Himalayas!
Does no one listen to me?
450
00:22:02,872 --> 00:22:04,905
Baljeet: Uh, how are we getting home?
451
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:11,312
♪ We're flashing
back to fashion forward ♪
452
00:22:11,314 --> 00:22:14,682
♪ yes, the old is the new new ♪
453
00:22:14,684 --> 00:22:18,085
♪ one size fits all with
just a little stretching ♪
454
00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:21,822
♪ be you 6'4" or 5'2" ♪
455
00:22:21,824 --> 00:22:24,792
♪ why rely on inspiration ♪
456
00:22:24,794 --> 00:22:27,995
♪ when the old stuff's tried and true ♪
457
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,265
♪ we just revamped a tired idea ♪
458
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:35,299
♪ and made a new old-timey
swimsuit for you ♪
459
00:22:35,304 --> 00:22:37,200
Pretty catchy, don't ya think?
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