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♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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♪ before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry.
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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All set, sir.
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Okay, just this once, fireside girl,
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I'm going to let you
ask about my business.
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Denmother, are you a puppet?
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Hey, I'm a marionette.
Forget about it.
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Have you got a family? Go
home to your family, huh?
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Wow, Isabella, you have
some mad marionette skills.
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Thank you, Phineas.
I know I use this word a lot,
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but you and the fireside
girls were awesome-tacular!
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I wish more people could
experience your talents.
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Well, we only have so
many folding chairs.
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Maybe it would help if
your puppets were bigger.
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What do you mean Buford?
My uncle Oslo from Oslo
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used to make huge marionette puppets!
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People would come from
miles around to see 'em.
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Or at least they would have
if he ever finished one.
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Wait, Oslo's in Norway.
I thought your family was Dutch.
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Eh.
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Nevertheless, Buford, I think
you may be onto something.
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We could build a huge, weird
puppet and you guys could
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take your marionette skills
to the people in the streets.
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Yeah, that'll freak 'em out.
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So what do you say, Isabella?
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Are you ready to take the next step?
Oh, Phineas! Yes, I've been right here
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in front of you all along
just waiting for you to...
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Oh, wait, you were talking
about the puppet, weren't you?
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Well, yeah, what were you talking about?
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Nothing! I, uh, was just...
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Hey, where's Perry?
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Agent P, we have a situation.
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Dennis, the rogue agent,
formerly our most wanted rodent.
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Lagomorph, sir.
What's that, Carl?
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Sir, they used to be considered rodents,
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but were reclassified in
the early 20th century.
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Oh, well, I'll have to fix that then.
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Carl, run out and buy me
a new set of encyclopedias.
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A set of what, sir?
Hmm.
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Anyway, Dennis, the
most wanted lagomorph,
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miraculously escaped from
OWCA's maximum security prison
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sometime this morning.
Evidence suggests that
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Dennis was snatched away
by a ninja disco robot.
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If this isn't the work of
Doofenshmirtz then...
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Carl will eat my hat.
Hey!
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I got your 22and-a-half
tons of reclaimed pine logs.
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Hey, aren't you a little young
to be driving a semi-trailer
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with 22-and-a-half tons
of reclaimed pine logs?
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No. No, I'm not.
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♪ Babyface trucking ♪
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♪ our drivers look like
children but they're not ♪
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Now back up.
Here come your logs.
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Thanks, babyface trucking guy!
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Now if you'll excuse
me, I gotta head home.
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It's nap time.
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Is that everything, Phineas?
Yep!
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Let's build us a huge marionette!
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪
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You can come out now, Dennis the rabbit!
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Aw, look, how cute! He's cute!
Isn't he cute, Norm?
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He's adorable! And so
soft, and warm, and squishy!
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Okay, back off, lennie,
you're creeping me out.
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And you, you're not fooling
anybody with that cutesy stuff.
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I happen to know that
you are a very bad bunny.
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And I am, like, totally cool with that!
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See, I want to defeat Perry the platypus
and take over Tri-State-Area
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and what I think I'm lacking is a certain
animal instinct to get the job done.
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You have animal instincts.
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But what you lack is the
evil scientist technology.
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And that is something that I have.
So, using my evil scientist skills,
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I'll make it possible for you
to defeat Perry the platypus
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while I watch from a safe distance.
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And together, we'll take
over the Tri-State Area!
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What do you say?
Are you with me?
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Great! I always wanted
a rodent for a partner.
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Lagomorph, sir.
Gesundheit.
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Wow, this thing's so cool,
Phineas! Everyone ready?
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All ready back here.
How you doin', Ferb?
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Come on, everyone, let's
take this show to the crowd!
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♪ Giant marionette. ♪
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♪ walk, walk,
giant puppet girl so sweet ♪
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♪ shift, and slowly blink ♪
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♪ freak out the people on the street ♪
♪ they don't know what to think ♪
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♪ move your articulated parting jaw ♪
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♪ bow your head politely ♪
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♪ drift through the crowd
like a european ghost ♪
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♪ now raise your hand just like me ♪
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♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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It looks like she's trying to tell us
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something important in her
own silent, enigmatic way.
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I feel this puppet is telling us
to look into our souls
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and find the power to
embrace love for all humanity.
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Hey, everyone!
The Viking is right!
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♪ moving slowly, ♪
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♪ shifting slightly ♪
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♪ just by moving slowly
and shifting slightly ♪
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♪ the puppet fireside
girl is telling us ♪
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♪ to look into our
souls and find the power ♪
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♪ to embrace love
for all humanity ♪
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Now, before I let you loose on the OWCA,
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this should make you
much more formidable.
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I like to call it my, my, my, my, my...
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I guess the escalator wasn't
such a good idea after all.
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Oh, well, live and learn.
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Anyway, I like to call it my
Transmogrification-backpack-inator!
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It'll give you a robotic exoskeleton
that can transform into almost anything.
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And it's perfect to wear undercover.
No one will ever suspect.
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Except maybe to say "hey, look,
there's a rabbit wearing a backpack."
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Go ahead, give it a try.
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Hey! What the heck, man?
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I live here. You can't go
blowing holes in my stuff.
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Now, try it again.
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Uh, okay.
Also, no smashing things in here.
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I'm gonna have to make
a list for you, aren't I?
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Hey! Wait!
Let me open the...
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...roof.
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It's true. Ferb told me.
It's called ..., Stacy. {*}
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They scrape it from the lining of
a calf's stomach to make cheese.
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And yet when I wanna talk about
sushi, you say it's disgusting.
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Oh, my gosh! Cutie Patootie!
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My long lost pet rabbit!
Where have you been?
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Oh, honey bunny!
Was Perry bothering you?
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Poor little fluffy
britches Patootie pants.
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Let me get you home.
Stay down, breakfast. Stay down.
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Hey, guys, the crowd is loving it!
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Isabella, I'm all puppeted out.
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What say we take a little
break and get some eats?
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Let's take five.
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Cutie Patootie, I got
your chowzie-wowzie!
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Oh! Stacy, he's gone!
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Where do you think he went?
Maybe he's down at the docks.
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Yeah, maybe he...
Down at the docks?
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Or maybe he's just
playing with his friends.
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Giant marionette.
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Time to see how my
little friend is doing.
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You see, I installed a bunch of
nano-bot cameras on his backpack.
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Who installed them?
It was my idea.
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Oh! There he is!
And he's fighting a giant puppet girl.
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There's something very familiar
about the way she fights.
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Wait a minute.
Perry the platypus?
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That does it.
I'm going down there.
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The big difference is that
the marionette has strings
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while a puppet is hollow, so it
can be manipulated from within.
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But that doesn't mean that a
marionette can't be hollow or
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a puppet has strength. The
thing to remember is that some
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people take the subject
very seriously, even though,
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technically, there's no
difference grammatically.
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I looked it up.
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There he is, Norm!
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Down there!
On top of the puppet.
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Lower. Perfect.
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Gotcha!
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Give up, Perry the platypus!
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You know nothing of puppetry! Ow!
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Okay, I, I admit it, you, you
do have a certain knack for it...
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Oh, okay, well, maybe
"knack" wasn't the right word.
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Oh, no. No, no.
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Ow!
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Curse you, Perry the...
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platypus!
I was trying to say platypus.
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Okay, well, I guess
I'll see you both later!
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Unless I miss my guess,
I'm on my way to Norway, so, uh,
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take it easy, Dennis the rogue rabbit,
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and, uh, curse you, Perry the platypus!
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Mr. Patootie!
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Where are you?
There he is!
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Mr. Patootie!
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What do you know, he
was down at the docks!
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Aw, cutie Patootie, I'm so
glad you're safe and sound.
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There you are, Perry.
Cool, Candace, you found your rabbit.
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Oh, look, there he is.
My pet bunny, Mr. Bigelow.
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I've been looking everywhere for you!
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Get over here, you naughty lagomorph!
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But he's... Do I have to?
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Well, he is a lagomorph.
Oh, okay. Here.
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You've been a bad little bunny.
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Now let's get you back
to your special room.
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I don't know, there was
something weird about those two.
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What do you mean, Candace?
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Rabbit owners come in
all shapes and sizes.
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A flight helmet and cowboy boots?
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I think the tall one was wearing a wig.
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And the other one had a false mustache.
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Plus, they're leaving by helicopter.
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You do realize that none
of those observations
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disprove my statement, right?
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Yeah.
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Welcome to the 48th annual
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Montevillebad Grand Prix
pre race show.
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End it, darling, it's starting! {*}
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Coming to you, of course, from the
coast of glamorous Montevillebad.
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A name that translates roughly as
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"mountain village bath" in a
variety of european languages!
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Seven hours of racing jargon and
mindless statistics, here we come!
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Ooh! Snacks!
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Mmm-hmm. And they
are race-themed.
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Well, wroom-wroom.
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And there's our pole-sitter, international
racing legend Paolo Vanderbeek.
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A household name. Born
in the Scottish enclave
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of a Swiss town in the
Italian alps to Dutch parents.
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Not only a king among drivers,
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Paolo Vanderbeek is also
a beloved man of the people.
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No one is more passionate about his
sport or cares more about his fans
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than Paolo Vanderbeek, earning
him the name the "king of care."
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♪ Gonna go get my bust on ♪
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♪ gonna get, gonna get, gonna get
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♪ baw-ba-baw-baw-baw
my bust on! ♪
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How can you go outside
when it's grand prix day?
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Uh, yeah, well, my pleather
jumpsuit is at the cleaners
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and I feel underdressed.
Oh, that's understandable, then.
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Uh, she was being facetious, dear.
Oh, I see.
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Well, doesn't look like
there's anything bustable going on yet.
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I guess I could kill a few.
Give it a chance, Candace.
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You might find it exciting.
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Let's look at an incomprehensible
map of the race course, shall we?
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I can't make
heads or tails out of it. You?
238
00:12:21,947 --> 00:12:24,058
Uh, no clue, but
no doubt it'll be exciting!
239
00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,327
Oh, yeah, the excitement is killing me.
240
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,695
Seems like a good time
to wonder where Perry is.
241
00:12:29,598 --> 00:12:31,733
Greetings from Montevillebad, Agent P.
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You'll be joining us here for your
mission, but the lines aren't secure.
243
00:12:34,471 --> 00:12:36,604
So, we'll give you the
details when you get here.
244
00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:38,339
And to get you here in style,
245
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we've provided you with a
vintage 1963 Olson Martin!
246
00:12:41,378 --> 00:12:43,439
So I'll see you after the wipe.
247
00:12:49,318 --> 00:12:53,724
Hello, again, Agent P! International
intel's indicated that Doofenshmirtz
248
00:12:53,759 --> 00:12:57,525
is planning to sabotage Paolo Vanderbeek
and enter the grand prix himself.
249
00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:01,629
So, we need you to find out
what Doof is up to while Carl and I
250
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:05,300
keep an eye on Vanderbeek
here at the race track, incognito.
251
00:13:05,302 --> 00:13:08,836
Nifty disguise, huh? Gives me a
continental look, don't you think?
252
00:13:08,838 --> 00:13:12,340
Anyway, Doofenshmirtz is at the
casino at L'hotel Uber-Swank.
253
00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:15,743
♪ Doofenshmirtz at a casino! ♪
254
00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:18,613
Monsieur in the lab coat
and bow tie wins again.
255
00:13:18,615 --> 00:13:20,682
Man, I am on a roll!
256
00:13:20,684 --> 00:13:23,151
Stupid game. I'll never play it again.
257
00:13:23,153 --> 00:13:25,219
Ah, never say never! Who's next?
258
00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:30,291
Oh, a mysterious platypus
to take my challenge!
259
00:13:30,293 --> 00:13:31,626
Okay, I'll go first!
260
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:40,089
Jeux de morpion!
Monsieur Platypus in a tuxedo wins.
261
00:13:40,124 --> 00:13:43,471
What? Monsieur, there are no
pets allowed in the casino.
262
00:13:43,473 --> 00:13:45,606
What?
He's not my mysterious platypus.
263
00:13:45,608 --> 00:13:47,342
I didn't bring him in here. I'm just...
264
00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:51,412
Oh, oh, oh, you mean the cat?
Yeah, my bad.
265
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:53,417
Look at all those cars in a line.
266
00:13:53,452 --> 00:13:56,184
The collective amount of
horsepower is absolutely staggering.
267
00:13:56,186 --> 00:13:58,486
And so... are the exhaust fumes.
268
00:13:58,488 --> 00:14:01,723
You realize this is just a
bunch of cars parked in a line?
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00:14:01,725 --> 00:14:03,491
Yes! Yes, we do.
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00:14:24,672 --> 00:14:27,749
The mysterious
platypus from the casino!
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00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:30,752
Perry the mysterious
platypus from the casino?
272
00:14:30,754 --> 00:14:34,489
Bet you're tired of
standing around, aren't you?
273
00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:36,424
See tires!
I thought it apropos.
274
00:14:36,426 --> 00:14:38,459
You know, this being
the grand prix and all.
275
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:39,694
Wait till you see my new lair.
276
00:14:40,429 --> 00:14:42,530
Not too shabby.
277
00:14:42,532 --> 00:14:45,433
Hey, Norm, I'm back!
Look what I found!
278
00:14:45,435 --> 00:14:46,968
Metal teeth!
279
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,669
You've always had metal teeth, Norm.
280
00:14:48,671 --> 00:14:50,405
Yes, but these are sharp.
281
00:14:50,407 --> 00:14:52,373
What does that matter?
You can't open your mouth.
282
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:55,540
Here, grab Perry the platypus.
Isn't this place fabulous?
283
00:14:55,575 --> 00:14:58,212
I found it through an
international lair exchange website.
284
00:14:58,214 --> 00:15:00,281
It's even got its own rocket.
285
00:15:00,283 --> 00:15:02,283
You know, I think I might've
gotten the better end of this deal.
286
00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:06,722
Anyway, you gonna love it,
287
00:15:06,723 --> 00:15:09,457
I was so impressed, I
commissioned a whole new jingle!
288
00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:18,433
♪ Doofenshmirtz'
swanky new evil lair! ♪
289
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,668
Yeah, it's swanky!
290
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,904
♪ it's an even swap ♪
291
00:15:22,906 --> 00:15:28,543
♪ a variation on a timeshare ♪
292
00:15:28,545 --> 00:15:32,747
♪ he can use the kitchen
and the hallway closet ♪
293
00:15:32,749 --> 00:15:34,982
♪ don't touch the rocket ♪
294
00:15:34,984 --> 00:15:36,551
♪ or you'll lose your deposit ♪
295
00:15:36,553 --> 00:15:41,756
♪ it's an old school
evil hideout vacation swap ♪
296
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:48,529
♪ it's an elegant lair
with spectacular views ♪
297
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:52,700
♪ but the carpets are white
so please take off your shoes ♪
298
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,602
♪ the wiring is new ♪
299
00:15:54,604 --> 00:15:58,806
♪ so you won't blow an electrical fuse ♪
300
00:16:00,442 --> 00:16:04,979
♪ it's a swanky new
evil hideout vacation ♪
301
00:16:04,981 --> 00:16:08,850
♪ an old school evil hideout vacation ♪
302
00:16:08,852 --> 00:16:14,589
♪ yes, it's Doofenshmirtz's
evil hideout vacation swap ♪
303
00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:18,059
Yeah, look at these swanky moves!
304
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:22,430
♪ vacation swap ♪
305
00:16:26,869 --> 00:16:29,337
Thanks, Cheryl.
My real estate agent.
306
00:16:29,339 --> 00:16:30,671
So, my evil plan.
307
00:16:30,673 --> 00:16:33,541
As you may know, the
Montevillebad Grand Prix
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00:16:33,543 --> 00:16:36,444
is a goodwill event, with
all the prize money awarded
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00:16:36,446 --> 00:16:38,346
to the winner's favorite charity.
310
00:16:38,348 --> 00:16:41,015
So I entered the race
for my favorite charity,
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Doofenshmirtz Evil
Incorporated, namely me.
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00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,953
I'm the Doofenshmirtz
in Doofenshmirtz Evil...
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00:16:45,955 --> 00:16:47,889
you get it.
And check it out!
314
00:16:47,891 --> 00:16:51,859
I re-engineered my Buhmshlaka 320i
to meet the grand prix specs.
315
00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:54,428
I also added some extras that
should take care of, like,
316
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,364
99% of the playing field.
317
00:16:56,366 --> 00:16:59,600
There's still that 1%, Paolo Vanderbeek.
318
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,869
But, uh, I got something
else to take care of him.
319
00:17:01,871 --> 00:17:05,406
Behold!
My I-don't-care-inator!
320
00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:11,445
It's not that I don't care, it
creates apathy in whoever it hits.
321
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,015
It's a little esoteric,
I know, but trust me, it'll work.
322
00:17:14,017 --> 00:17:16,935
I'll just zap Paolo with this baby,
and suddenly he won't care
323
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,353
about anything, and, uh,
least of all racing.
324
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:23,457
I'll turn the "king of care"
into the "king of I couldn't care less."
325
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,494
Which will pave the way
for me to win the race
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00:17:26,496 --> 00:17:28,996
and the prize money
for my favorite charity,
327
00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:30,831
which I think I said before is me.
328
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:33,100
Now, before I go,
lest you try to escape,
329
00:17:33,102 --> 00:17:35,036
I'll show you one more
feature of this place.
330
00:17:35,038 --> 00:17:37,438
Look, it's got its own shark tank!
331
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:41,442
Okay, then, I'm off to the races.
332
00:17:41,444 --> 00:17:44,512
Literally. Hasta la pasta, baby.
333
00:17:47,449 --> 00:17:50,451
Welcome back, racing fans,
to the Montevillebad Grand Prix!
334
00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:54,488
And the teams are making the final
preparations before the start of the race.
335
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,457
Including our favorite,
Paolo Vanderbeek.
336
00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:58,626
Just look at the amazing
amount of care and attention
337
00:17:58,628 --> 00:18:00,494
he pays to his fans and his car.
338
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,464
Listen to those fans, Paolo!
They love you.
339
00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:05,433
Eh, who cares?
340
00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:07,735
What's this? Paolo
is walking away from the pit.
341
00:18:07,737 --> 00:18:08,869
And the race!
342
00:18:08,871 --> 00:18:11,306
What a shot!
Norm, set me down next
343
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,541
to the registration booth
and you go get the car ready.
344
00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:15,443
Roger, wilco, sir.
345
00:18:21,783 --> 00:18:24,452
Wait a second, there
seems to be a last minute entry.
346
00:18:24,454 --> 00:18:27,183
A Heinz Doofen... Doofen...
347
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,524
I'm hopeless with Drusselsteinian names.
348
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,527
Hand that over, mate. Let's see.
Dorkenshmitz?
349
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,596
Doofen... Doofenshmun...
Doofenshmuntz?
350
00:18:35,598 --> 00:18:37,698
No, that's utterly ridiculous.
351
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,034
Whatever his name is, he's
no Vanderbeek, that's for sure.
352
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,365
There's the flag.
And they're off!
353
00:18:45,073 --> 00:18:47,775
Psst! Agent P, over here.
354
00:18:47,777 --> 00:18:49,744
Doof has shot Vanderbeek
with some kinda...
355
00:18:49,746 --> 00:18:52,546
Oh, right, he probably monologued
his scheme to you already.
356
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,982
Anyhow, we need you to take
Vanderbeek's place in the race.
357
00:18:54,984 --> 00:18:58,136
Get that inator and get back here
to reverse its effects so
358
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,122
Vanderbeek can finish the race
and defeat Doofenshmirtz.
359
00:19:01,124 --> 00:19:03,624
Carl has been trying to convince
Vanderbeek to get back in the race
360
00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:05,793
using his sophisticated
powers of persuasion.
361
00:19:05,795 --> 00:19:08,496
Come on, pretty please? Pretty
please with a cherry on top?
362
00:19:08,498 --> 00:19:11,232
I'll be your best friend.
Yeah, you better get going, Agent P.
363
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:14,168
You can use the disguise
setting on your Olson Martin.
364
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:17,505
Wow! The resemblance is uncanny.
365
00:19:17,507 --> 00:19:18,673
Good luck, Agent P.
366
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,711
What's this? Hello!
367
00:19:23,712 --> 00:19:26,647
It looks like Paolo
Vanderbeek is back in the race!
368
00:19:26,649 --> 00:19:28,983
Wow, this isn't nearly
as lame as I thought.
369
00:19:28,985 --> 00:19:31,118
That's why our couch
cushions are worn so unevenly,
370
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,020
Because we're always on
the edge of our seats.
371
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,826
Let's see if I can rub
this guy the wrong way.
372
00:19:40,063 --> 00:19:42,930
Nice bumpin' into ya.
373
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,566
Or maybe it's time to
use a little elbow grease.
374
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,506
All right, smoke 'em if you got 'em.
375
00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:59,914
Approaching the Phillips
head turn, millimetrically perfect!
376
00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:02,583
Or .04 inches
perfect for backward people
377
00:20:02,585 --> 00:20:04,552
who don't use the metric system.
378
00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:06,954
Dumpendork is gonna
have his work cut out for him
379
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,255
if he wants to stay in the lead.
380
00:20:08,257 --> 00:20:10,191
Uh, Paolo Vanderbeek! He's back?
381
00:20:10,193 --> 00:20:12,226
Eh, looks like I'm gonna have
to throw the works at him.
382
00:20:12,228 --> 00:20:13,894
There ya go.
383
00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:16,263
I say, that is an
unprecedented amount of
384
00:20:16,265 --> 00:20:18,833
contact shunts and shenanigans.
Shenanigans?
385
00:20:18,835 --> 00:20:21,235
You don't think there's
some sort of foul play afoot?
386
00:20:21,237 --> 00:20:22,870
In grand prix racing?
Don't be ridiculous!
387
00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:24,839
That kind of thing only
happens in cartoons.
388
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:29,910
Looks like somebody needs another
shot of the I-don't-care-inator!
389
00:20:31,213 --> 00:20:33,647
Oh! That's mine!
390
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:37,785
And that last contact has put Doofen...
spinning across the course.
391
00:20:37,787 --> 00:20:41,255
And Vanderbeek is pulling
into the pits. What is wrong?
392
00:20:41,257 --> 00:20:42,990
Come on, what are you, chicken?
393
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,721
Good work, Agent P!
Now we just need you to...
394
00:20:45,756 --> 00:20:47,728
Oh, okay, yeah, you
got that covered too.
395
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:50,898
Bocce balls!
I cannot disappoint my fans!
396
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:53,200
Doifenshmoitz has
got himself going again
397
00:20:53,202 --> 00:20:56,170
with the help of an extremely
large metal pit crew member.
398
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,739
This is without a doubt the
weirdest race I've ever seen.
399
00:20:58,741 --> 00:21:01,987
Grazie tanto, little beaver duck guy!
400
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,614
And Paolo is back on the course.
401
00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:08,582
He'll have to really put his foot in
402
00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:11,672
if he wants to catch Doofenshmintz
by the end of the race.
403
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:20,861
Not to make excuses, but sometimes
it's okay to be a little bit tacky.
404
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:27,067
Oh, maybe the tacks are
supposed to be in the back.
405
00:21:27,069 --> 00:21:31,272
Dirkens... splurtz has run
himself off the course completely!
406
00:21:31,274 --> 00:21:33,908
...
407
00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:35,950
And Vanderbeek
pushes past, just in time
408
00:21:35,951 --> 00:21:38,212
to seize the checkered flag!
Well done!
409
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,380
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
410
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,782
What an exciting finish!
Go, Paolo! Go, Paolo!
411
00:21:41,784 --> 00:21:44,051
That was awesome!
412
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,353
Huh, I guess they're
not doing anything today.
413
00:21:46,355 --> 00:21:49,056
I am going to the mall and
picking up a pleather jumpsuit.
414
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,012
Okay, did I win?
415
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:54,228
Oh, wait, no!
416
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,398
Oh, curse you, Paolo Vanderbeek!
417
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,301
You know that just doesn't roll off the time
the way Perry the platypus, {*}
418
00:22:00,302 --> 00:22:02,236
Perry the platypus, Perry the platypus.
419
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:06,773
And on that bombshell, we bid
farewell from glamorous Montevillebad.
420
00:22:09,575 --> 00:22:13,978
♪ Doofenshmirtz' swanky new evil lair! ♪
421
00:22:15,814 --> 00:22:17,381
Yeah, it's swanky!
422
00:22:17,383 --> 00:22:22,920
♪ it's an even swap a
variation on a timeshare ♪
423
00:22:24,957 --> 00:22:29,126
♪ you can use the kitchen
and the hallway closet ♪
424
00:22:29,128 --> 00:22:30,895
♪ don't touch the rocket ♪
425
00:22:30,897 --> 00:22:32,930
♪ or you'll lose your deposit ♪
426
00:22:32,932 --> 00:22:38,418
♪ it's an old school evil
hideout vacation swap ♪
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