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We must hurry.

The planet won't survive
much longer.

Are you sure about this?

I'm afraid it's the only way.

Krypton is about to die.

But you, dear son, will live on.

Krypto, no!

Oh! Krypto!

No.

Our boy will need a friend.

Watch over our son.

All right, wake up, buddy.
It is walk-o'clock.

Maybe I should let him sleep?

Okay, I let him sleep.

All right.

This is unpleasant
for both of us.

No. No, no. No, no.

Hmm.

Five more...
Five more minutes.

And I'm up.

Okay, Krypto.

We'll go for a walk.

Whoa!

Huh?

Mister Mxyzptlk
has finally been defeated.

Turns out, he just needed
to say his name backwards.

From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane.

Hey, Lois.

I know you like these,

so I got you one
from actual Paris.

I don't know
why I said it like that.

And I got you one of these
from 43rd Street.

Which is, like, a full
three blocks out of my way.

During rush hour?

Wow, that's like
me flying to Mars.

What? You can fly?

I always thought the cape
was just a cute accessory.

Oh! So you think I'm cute.

I said the cape was cute.

You think I'm cute.

Are we lickin' faces right now?

Because if we're lickin' faces,
I gotta get in on...

Oh, what do I have here?

Squeezy Bruce!

Fetch!

Pup, up and away!

Okay, where were we?

Squeezy Bruce retrieved.

Hey, those guys look fun.

How about you go play with them?

So I'm eating my own vomit,
and then the...

So, I'm eating my own...

So I'm...

I'm...

I see you've retreated
to your Batcave,

but nobody can hide from
the long snoot of justice.

Hmm.

And then I says,
"If you don't want me

rubbing my butt in the carpet,

get hardwood floors."

Squeezy Bruce
has been retrieved.

Wait, do you know who this is?

It's Krypto the Super dog.

Okay.
You can have my pawtograph.

Listen, I'm afraid
I gotta keep it to just one,

or I'll be signing all day.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I gotta get this back to my boy.

- He doesn't want it.
- I'm sorry, what?

Mr. Outside-Underpants.

He doesn't want the toy.

He's trying to get rid of ya.

What? That's ridiculous.

Superman and I are inseparable.

I'm his ride or die.

Oh, yeah?

Where you, uh,
sleeping these days?

I sleep in bed with Supes.

Except when Lois stays over,
then I have to move to my

extra special spot on the floor.

Brutal.

Same thing happened to me.

Nancy got a fiancee
and it was all over.

That's French
for "Bye-bye, dog."

Yeah, well, you don't
get Supes like I get Supes.

I mean, sure, the guy dates,

but he will never love anyone
except for...

I love you.

Um, are you okay?

Me? Yes, I'm... I'm fine.

I am fine. I'm totally...

Fine?

All right, good talk.
Pound it out.

This might sound crazy,
but now that we're together,

I think Krypto feels left out?

Yeah. I guess I'm, kind of,
his only friend.

That's sweet.

But maybe he'd be happier
if he had a new friend, too.

Good morning, friends.

So it begins.

Like clockwork, Carl will try
to flirt with Patty.

Ooh! Is that new perfume?

It's cat pee.

And have zero game.

Giving this handsome canine
just enough time to...

What you doin', Ace?

I'm bustin' loose, PB.

Sick of this
whole cage situation.

Oh, my goddess.

This is just
like when Wonder Woman

used her Bracelets of Submission

to escape Doctor Poison's
secret hideout.

Like... this!

Okay. Not exactly like this.

What if the rescue lady
catches you?

And locks you in the back room?

Where they only listen
to smooth jazz.

Relax, Chip. I got my girl,
Merton, running lookout.

These peepers
don't miss a thing.

If the rescue lady's coming,
you'll know it.

Perfect. Because I almost
got myself out of the...

Nope.

I think
the rescue lady's coming!

Thanks, Merton.

That's a...
that's a good catch.

I'm rooting for you, Ace.

But don't you wanna get adopted

and feel the warm embrace

of a middle-aged person
who lives alone?

Yeah. Who will be
your new best friend.

You're my best friends, dummies.

And you're all coming
with me to the farm.

I love when he talks
about the farm!

The farm upstate.

An untamed paradise
where animals run free

and they love and protect
one another.

And the lettuce grows on trees.

No shelter lady
watching our every move. Nope.

It's a 100% animal farm.

That doesn't sound
ominous at all.

It's perfect.

And when I get us
all outta here,

well, that's where
we're gonna go.

The dog is right.

He should seek his freedom.

You see that? Lulu gets it.

And he must destroy

all who stand in his way!

Wow. Well,
that just took a turn.

You may kid yourself
with your silly farm,

but I have the device!

For, one day soon,
when the stars align,

the device will bring me
ultimate power

and I will be more than free!

"Will be more than free!"

Exactly.

Lulu, whatever they tested
on you in that lab,

left you a few
guineas short of a pig.

That device
is just a pile of garbage.

You fear my brilliance.

Recede into shadows.

Recede into shadows.

Maintain eye contact.

Recede into shadows.

All right, boy,

I'll be right back
with a surprise.

And I will remain here,

posing under my secret identity.

Bark Kent.

So, what is new with you,
fellow normal dog?

Uh, I bit the FedEx guy
the other day.

Ah, fine job.

Who was he working for?

General Zod?
The Legion of Doom?

FedEx.

Of course!
The federation of exes.

Not to be trusted.

What is taking my owner so long?

So, Mr. Kent, you're looking
for another pet, huh?

Well, my dog's the best.

But I've got this girlfriend.

And I'm gonna ask her
to marry me tonight.

Aw!

- Congratulations.
- Thanks!

But he doesn't know that yet,

and I just think maybe
he needs a friend of his own.

Well, then I think Ace here
would be the perfect...

How do you feel
about guinea pigs?

I'll come back for
all of you guys after closing.

Stay strong.

There we go.

Oh, man, that hurt.

Yes. And that hurt me as well.

Due to the fact that I feel pain

as any ordinary canine would.

Uh-huh. Anyway, I'm kind of
in the middle of a prison break,

so could you please...?

Prison break?

Stop right there and cease
your unlawful activities,

dog I've never met.

The heck are you
talking about, man?

You the same dog

that was literally
just behind me.

Impossible.
That dog wore glasses.

Now surrender,
I don't want to hurt you.

Oh, okay,
so you wanna take it there.

You wanna throw paws, then fine.

But I should warn you,
I'm one-eighth Boxer.

And seven-eighths Chihuahua.

Chihuahuas are vicious.

Take that.
Take a little bit of this.

Tap out, and I'll let you out.

Here come the thunder!

You're gonna get it! Ahhh!

Oh, man. I'm getting a stitch.
Yeah, I gotta take a knee.

Oh, if I didn't get this stitch,

I had you where I wanted you.

Banana! Get me...
Get me a banana! Hurry up!

That's cold, man.

Aw! Aren't you
a little ray of sunshine?

What?

Oh, Krypto.

Oh, you think you're so great,
don't you, Super dog?

You think your dookie
don't stink.

My dookie doesn't stink.

Wait, wait, time out.
Are you serious, right now?

Yep, it actually
smells like sandalwood.

It's borderline aromatherapy,
if I'm being honest.

Whoa! Whoa!

You ain't normal, man.

Yeah, well,
at least I have an owner.

You can't own me.
I'm a wild animal.

Exactly. So, let's get you
back in the cage.

Supes is probably missing me.

Missing?

The dude tied you up
to the stop sign

and went into that shelter
to buy you a new friend

so that you'd give him
some space.

Gotcha.

Superman would never do that.

Well, it's literally
happening right now.

I'm just glad
that that new friend ain't me.

Easy, Carl.

Stop acting like
you don't know me.

Nice try, Houdini.

Well, you did say
you'd come back for us.

Ooh, adoption time.

One of us is gonna get someone
to snuggle with.

Yeah, don't get your hopes up.

They always pick the...

Here you go, baby.

Wow! First day.

Being a rescue animal
is easy and fun!

Hey. You'll get 'em next time.

Yeah. Next time.

I can't believe
that shelter punk

said I wasn't normal.

I'm a totally normal dog.

And no way Superman was in there

looking for a friend for me.

Hmm.

What's that?

Someone is dragging
a meteor toward the city?

Luthor.

Hello, gorgeous.

Oh, how I have longed for you
to enter my solar system.

It's a rock.

That rock, Mercy,
is 100% orange kryptonite.

Cool.
Another kryptonite scheme.

No, this is different!

Green kryptonite
takes away Superman's powers,

but orange kryptonite

Will give me superpowers.

You know, like, uh, invisibility

or, uh, laser-eyes,

or throwing playing cards
really hard.

I'm finally gonna be stronger
than that stupid...

You're not talking about me,
are you?

Yeah, I think he was talking
about me, too.

That's awkward.

Superman.

I'd expected you
and that mutt of yours

much sooner.

I'm gonna need you to
let go of that meteor, Lex.

Gladly.

Krypto, fetch!

That dog's a hero!

Krypto!

Good dog.

Let's put this thing back
in space where it belongs.

Ma'am. Baby.

Let's see
if you can catch it now.

Ah!

You forgot one thing, Lex.

Unlike you, I have friends.

Thanks for building

your stupid evil headquarters
on the river.

Very convenient
for the water guy.

I'm Aquaman!

Oh, great. These jabronies.

Uh, did somebody
call tech support?

Have you tried turning it
off and on again?

Thanks, buddy.

Buddy? No, these people
are work friends at best.

Please fasten your safety belts.

They are invisible.

Yeah, none of this stuff
is invisible.

It's really more transparent.

Hmm?

I like your laser thing.

But it looks better in green.

Yeah.

LexCorp power suit engaged.

Seat warmer activated.

Best billion I ever spent.

All I need is one little piece.

Aw, bless your little heart.

Did you think you
were gonna get to it first?

Thank you.

I am what I was always
meant to become.

Huh? What is this?

But I'm supposed
to have superpowers!

They're overrated.

Good boy, Krypto.

Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?

Are you my super dog go?
Are you?

Oh! In the tongue.

Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?

I miss my parents.

Who threw that
kryptonite back into space?

Hello, gorgeous.

Oh, how I've longed for you
to enter my solar system.

You win this round, lettuce.

Guys, what's going on?

Nothing, PB.

Just the plan
that you all called crazy

turns out to be crazy good.

You see,
when I was back in the lab,

there was this human.

He was evil, sadistic, hot.

And together
we were two scientists

searching for ultimate power.

Of course, there were missteps
along the way.

The red kryptonite
made my hair fall out.

Luckily, I had the bone
structure to pull it off.

Purple gave me
uncomfortably vivid dreams.

But the orange...

we knew the orange
would be different.

And we had a plan.

Until Krypto the Super dog
had to come and ruin it.

Stupid name. Named after
his planet. Oh, real creative.

Thanks, Krypto!

I'm coming home, son!

Huh? What the heck
are you doing?

I'm freeing you from this
horrible animal testing lab.

No! This is my home!

And now this is your new home.

- You're welcome.
- What are you talking about?

Oh, you're the sweetest!

Unhand me, wench!

So I bided my time
in this disturbing hovel,

preparing.

Because I'd figured out
something that even Lex couldn't.

Orange kryptonite
doesn't work on people.

It only works on pets.

Uh, Lulu, are you okay?

Oh, I'm more than okay, pig.

I am what I was always
meant to become.

Lulu, hey. What?
Take us with you, okay?

Us shelter animals, you know,

we... we gotta stick
together, right? Solidarity.

Oh, Ace, I'm sorry.

I don't really have time
in my life right now

to take care of a pet!

Lulu, wait!

Do not leave us here!

Don't worry,
I'm sure someone wonderful

will adopt you any day.

What about me?

Oh, Whiskers.

Of course. I'm not a monster.

Miss you. Love you. Have fun.

Hold on, PB. I'mma get us out.

I smell bacon!

Why is my mouth watering?

There's so much to unpack here.

Guys, I'm small!

What just happened?

No, seriously, what just
happened? I can't see.

The orange kryptonite
gave me powers, too.

This is my origin story.

And my uncle
didn't even have to die.

Uh, yeah, that's great.

But it ain't lookin' too good
for your old pal Ace.

Right. Wonder Pig,
still working on the name,

is on it.

Uh-oh.

- Ace, no!
- Ace!

I should be a lot more dead
right now, right?

Oh, my gosh.

The orange kryptonite
gave you powers, too!

You're super strong!

And your tail
is now made of fire.

I'm sorry. My what is who?

My tail! Ah, let go of my...

Oh, my tail... My tail on fire!

I got my tail on fire!

Ace, it's fine. See?

Huh?

You're invulnerable.

And I can shrink myself down
to the size of an...

Ah!

Still working out the kinks.
I didn't see anything.

You go get Chip, I'll get Mert.

In your face, lettuce.

Oh, great.

I'm the only one
who didn't get any super...

Metropolis 97.2...

...smooth jazz.

- Come on, let's get outta here.
- Right.

Update.

I'm fast now, but I still
can't see.

Uh-uh. Here we go.

All right.
Thursday night TV night.

Time for my favorite show
with my bro in Metropo. Huh?

Huh? What the...?

Let me just iron that out.

They should call me
Iron Man. No.

Well, look at you, all spiffy.

Pretty dressed up
for the British Bake Off.

But you know what?
It makes sense.

This is the season finale.

You have a date?

On Bake Off night?

Aw! Hey there, little fella.

Nah.

Hey, Lois. Oh!

Oh. Listen, buddy, I...

It is pie week.

Your choice. Her or me.

What's gotten into you?

Bad dog.

What did you just call me?

That is way out of line, fella.
I mean, if you want...

We'll talk about this
when I get home.

I've missed you so much!

You left Squeezy Bruce
in the hallway again.

Fine.

I'll watch
the crusts crisp alone.

Bad owner!

It's quite wet
right underneath as well.

Slightly soggy bottom there.

Huh?

Kal-El, son of Jor-El,
I am Lulu,

daughter of Cinnamon,

and you will kneel before me.

Wait a minute.

Aren't you the hamster
from the shelter?

I am a guinea pig,
and I said kneel!

Well, lookie-lookie what I got
from the old lab.

Help, Krypto...

You really should have made it
harder to find you.

Those glasses
aren't fooling anyone.

Moustache maybe,
but not glasses.

Whoa!

Why does this always happen
on date night?

You've reached
the Justice League emergency line.

For Earth-One, press one.

For Earth-Two, press two.

For Earth-Three...

Oh, man,
that looked like it hurt.

I hope it did.

Wow, look at you still trying.

Plucky.

Fine, then.
Mama likes a good fight.

You always bake for a reason.

So, you make it
the best you can.

And you make it with love.

Surrender.
I don't wanna hurt you.

No, no, no.

A little advice.

Never test a guinea pig. Okay?

I can't believe
he really left with her.

They're probably out there
playing fetch together

as I speak.

Ooh, he left me cheese!

Ah, I can't stay mad at the guy.

Help.

Help.

Superman?

Pup, up, and away!

What have you done to him?

I see someone
found his medicine.

A tiny shard of green kryptonite

cleverly concealed
in a hunk of Jarlsberg.

They always put it
in the cheese.

You took me away from Lex,

so now I'm taking
Superman away from you.

Oh, uh, don't worry,

this is only step one
of my evil plan.

There's more.

No.

Must protect Super...

Superman!

I have to find...

Huh?

Father.

Yes, it is I, Dog-El.

When you were just a puppy,

I recorded all my knowledge
in your collar.

I know. You've always
helped me in the past,

and I could really use you now.

Yes, it is I, Dog-El.

We really need
a skip-intro button.

Talk to me, my son.
What seems to be the problem?

Superman.
He's been captured.

Hmm.

I'm sorry.
I know how close you are.

Yeah, I mean, we were.

Well, you just can't sit there
feeling sad.

You have to go rescue him.

You're right.

I'll save Superman,
and when I do,

he'll realize that I'm the
only friend he ever needs.

Uh... That's not
exactly what I...

But how am I
supposed to be a hero

when I don't have my powers?

It's not superpowers
that make you a hero, Krypto.

That's not your problem.

Then what is it?

- Your problem is you.
- You...

Me? What do you mean, me?
Father?

A-ha!

That must be the vile rodent.

Don't worry, Superman,

I won't rest until I rescue you.

This is very restful.

Yes.

Whoops.

We're gonna
have to work on that.

I never knew the stars
could be this beautiful,

and there's so many of them.

Look, there's one.
Oh, there's another one.

Look, there's one, too.

Eh! These stars are crap.
Wait till we get to the farm.

Yeah. Everything's
better at the farm.

Oh! Oh, yeah.

Um, yeah, about...
about the farm.

See, understand this.

There's always
a literal interpretation

and then... and then a more...

Where is she?
Where...?

Where...?

Okay. Where... Where is she?

Okay. Where is she?

Ugh.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I've, uh, I've never
really run before.

I... I usually
"Pup, up, and away."

Are you okay?

I'm fine, I'm fine.

I was just, uh,
hit by a car a little.

You never forget
your first time.

Wait a minute,
where do I know you from?

I can't put my paw on it.

Where is she?

Whoa. So, the powers
I saw were yours?

You hooligans can help me.

Hurry, there isn't much time.
We have to save Superman.

Superman?

Oh, of course!
You're that super dork

who got me
thrown back in the slammer.

What was it? Creepo? Crisco?
What's your name?

No. It's Krypto the Super dog!

Oh!

Well, it looks like
we're both super now.

You know,
I still owe you a whuppin'.

- Hi-yah!
- Ow!

That was my good eye.

Now, wait. It was supposed
to be a fair fight.

Why didn't you block me
with some freeze heat

that was coming out your ears
or something?

Because, I... I...

I don't have my powers.

What?

I said I don't
have my powers anymore.

Did ya...?

You don't have your powers?

Yeah, that's what's going on.

You're just trying
to use us now,

because you can't handle it
on your own.

Look, I know these powers
are new to you,

but when one has an abundance
of power...

...they have a certain duty
to use that power to...

Sorry. You were
sayin' somethin'?

I was making
an inspiring hero speech.

How much did you have to drink?

I had two toilet bowls
and a bidet.

A bidet, too, which is,
which is crazy.

I didn't even know
that was a thing.

But it's like
a dog water fountain.

You disgusting animal.

Pack, let's roll out.

I'll see you never, Narc Kent.

No! My best friend
is in danger,

and you have to help me.

Sorry, we got other plans.

Good luck with your danger.
We're going to the farm.

Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby!

"Lettuce trees"?
What's this farm called?

The farm upstate.

That sounds made-up.

Oh, yeah?
Well, how would you know?

I grew up on a farm.
In a town called Smallville.

Now that sounds made-up.

So, which way
is this so-called farm?

Well, it's upstate.

So, that... that means
it's... it's up, obviously.

Okay. He's not
telling you the...

Can I steal you for a sec?

You lied about the farm,
didn't you?

Big time. Look, I had
to give them some hope.

- There's one there.
- No one was ever gonna adopt us.

There's one, too.

So, I promised them
it would be their new home.

You know, I'd be happy to take
you and your friends to my farm.

If you help me save Superman.

Wait a minute. Is this blackmail?
Are you blackmailing me?

No. I'm just asking you
for something,

which I will reward you for by not
revealing damaging information.

That is literally
the definition of blackmail.

Fine. We'll help you
get your dumb owner back.

You got yourself a super team.

Did someone just say super team?

Yay.
My destiny awaits.

Terrifying villains,

deadly assassins,

I have come to recruit you

for a siege
of murderous savagery!

My fellow, furrier, guinea pigs.

I have sought you out
because you are apex predators.

Gods amongst men!

Okay, look. Pig to pig,
I need your help

because my owner
has gotten himself

into a bit of a pickle.

Thwarted by the Justice League,

Lex Luthor now
finds himself behind bars.

I'll destroy you all!

That's my best friend.

And mentor.
Best friend and mentor.

Built to house
fearsome super powered criminals,

Stryker's Island
is the world's most

inescapable prison.

Which is where
you dorks come in.

You see, if I'm gonna get Lex
outta that dump,

I'm gonna need an army.

Um, actually, I think
we'd just rather stay here.

Yeah, I mean,
we get summers off,

all-you-can-drink water.

We even have Spanish class
every miercoles.

Oh, you have nothing...
until you've licked

from the cold steel
straw of power.

Not so fast.

Lois Lane told us
all about you, hamster.

Hamster? A hamster is a...
is a hacky sack!

A hamster is a mouse
that had too much for lunch!

We are guinea pigs

and when we're through
with you, buster, you'll know it.

Hmm.

What's going on?
That was your cue to attack.

Uh... Oh, sorry. I... I was
waiting for him to go first.

Yeah, but if I went first,
your fire would melt my ice,

so maybe the... the wing lady
should go first?

I have a name.

But then I'd set
her wings on fire,

and I don't think
any of us want that.

Well, you don't want
ice on wings.

- Why?
- They... It clogs the feathers.

Just get him!

Whoo! That was fun.

Now then, let's go free Lex.

Huh?

This ends now, sister.

I have you in my Lasso of Truth.

Oh, you want the truth?

The boots are a bit much.

Is this really the best way
to find Superman?

Because to me,
this just seems gross.

What do you mean, gross?

Smelling stuff is one of the
greatest joys of being a dog.

Next to licking
any part of your body.

I mean, I lick myself
all the time.

Well, that explains the breath.

You wanna find Lulu and
rescue Captain Hair Gel, right?

Well, I suggest
you start sniffing.

You know what they say,

smell is the sight of the nose.

No one says that.

Well, they should. Check it.

Uh-huh.

A poodle drooled right here.

Someone threw a perfectly good
pizza crust in that dumpster right there.

And on that corner...

That corner
right there... Oh, no. Dang.

A pigeon got her heart broken.
I can still smell the hurt.

She was a heavy crier.

It's a superpower
that every dog possesses.

Even a wack one like you.

I'm not wack.

Oh!

Ooh, is that a band-aid?

- It's walk-o'clock.
- What-oh-what?

- Nothing.
- Okay.

Because it sounded like
a super adorable nickname

you got for your walks
with your owner.

All right, maybe this is when
me and Supes used to hang out.

Every morning,
since I was a puppy.

Aw! Well, you might
not have your Superman,

but at least you have us.

A whole super team!

The Mighty Oink!

Squirrelverine.

Droolo.

Seriously? Droolo?

And wait, where's
Shell-on-wheels? Shell?

What's happenin', sweet cheeks?

Ah, I get it.
The strong, silent type.

Who needs words?

Man, I wish
I still had my powers.

Yeah, what happened
to them anyway?

I ate some green kryptonite.

A Kryptonian's only weakness.

Why would you eat
your weakness, you dum-dum?

It was in some cheese.

A dog's only weakness.

Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once.

If we're goin' off that, I'd say
you probably got a solid two days

until that thing passes.

Unless it's a stegosaurus,
and then you just pray.

You guys, look!

M'kay, Wonder Woman
will stop her.

Goddess, no!

Um...

That sounded
like a bone breaking.

Is that even how it works?

I guess it's down to us.

Who's ready to go
save my best friend?

You want us to fight her?

She just took out
the whole Justice League!

And they all
have opposable thumbs.

Remember me
when I'm gone, Fabrizio.

Guys, relax. We'll be fine.

Why are they so mad?

You see? Totally fine.

Now, let's hero up.

All right, team,
what are your stats?

Like, my powers include
heat vision, freeze breath...

And don't forget
the Solar Paw Punch.

What is that?

Is that like a juice box
flavor or something?

No, it's Krypto's
most powerful move.

It requires him
to fly directly to the sun

and absorb its deadly radiation,

turning himself into

a dog-shaped
thermal energy event.

Not even Superman himself
has tried it.

Because he doesn't have paws?

Because it's not something
you come back from.

The punch causes a blast
which takes out

not only the villain
who gets hit with the blow,

but the hero who throws it.

Sounds like a terrible power.

Does sound like
a good juice box, though.

I would drink the juice box.

Okay, enough mayhem.
Thank you. We gotta go...

My goodness!

Look who's alive!

Well, let's correct that
little oversight, shall we?

Ace, deploy canine shield.

What is a canine...?

Evade!

Excellent shielding.

That seemed incredibly painful.

Anybody wanna switch powers?

You're up, pig.

Okay, PB, think big!

Squirrel, light 'em up.

No, no, no. I can't.

Of course you can.

I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?

I could hurt someone.
Or they could hurt me.

Or maybe me freezing like this
is the worst thing.

Turtle, use your speed
and get them...

On it.

Where the am I?

You guys are
terrible superheroes.

I don't understand
why you're not getting this.

Yeah, well, there's a lot that you
don't understand about us, you fool.

Maybe if you
paid attention to... Huh?

- Oh, I'm paying attention.
- Help.

One-hundo percent attention.

So thick and swole, his abs.

His abs.

Risky move for a dog
with no powers.

Some would say heroic.

I would say dumb.

Where is Superman?

I'm not telling.

Classic evil.
Lex would be so proud.

This is really about Lex Luthor?

Don't you understand?
He was testing on you.

We were colleagues.
We were scientists together.

You were the guinea pig.
Your hair fell out.

Yeah. Just like his did.
Lex needed me.

That's more than I can say
for your Superman.

Superman needed me.
He... he needs me.

Does he?

Because I'm pretty sure
he's gonna get

everything he needs from his...

fiancee.

Oh, no.

You didn't know
they were getting married.

I really am sorry,
'cause this must be

so painful to have to
hear this from me.

No. You're lying.

Am I? Huh.

Well, then why
did this little bauble

fall out of his Underoos

the night I took him down?

Look at it.

The cut's fine but the clarity
is murky as heck.

Face it, Wonder Mutt,
you're too late.

Your boy's getting hitched.
And that means...

Bye-bye, dog.

But don't worry,

if Superman doesn't have room
in his life for you anymore,

I'm sure you can, uh, crash
at the Hall of Justice.

Wow!
She threw that dog real far.

You know what's funny?
For a minute, I was worried

when I saw that the orange
kryptonite gave you powers,

but then I remembered,
uh, you're you.

Come on, let's go,
little piggies.

What did I tell you? Isn't
this better than Spanish class?

Si.

Hey, Lois Lane.

Always nice to see ya.

Talk, Lex.
I know you're behind this.

Impressive destruction,
but not my work.

Your name is literally
on the monster.

Looks like one of my
little babies is all grown up.

That's creepy.

Spill it, Lex. What have
you done with Superman?

Wherever Superman is,
it's got nothing to do with me,

or my company,
LexCorp International.

Hey! Stop chewing
on that Batarang.

Bruce Wayne paid a lot
of money for that,

and then gave it to me
as a present.

Vic, can you override
their defenses?

I can't do anything

while they got me
stuck in airplane mode.

All those protocols
for an alien invasion,

nothing for little furballs.

These quadrupedal land maniacs
have made a giant mistake

messing with the King of...
Oh, whoa!

Hey, hold on.
Is that fish food?

Aw, someone was hungy.

Lex Luthor denies involvement,
but is quote "team bad guy."

Luckily, Superman's dog
is on our team.

Krypto?

Of course, Superman's dog
he makes out with. He'll save us.

No.

He doesn't have his powers.

But those other animals do.

And... and like, can't Krypto work
with them to... to save Metropolis?

Yeah, about that.

He's not the greatest
with other animals.

He better get it together soon,

or those ferrets
are gonna take over the world.

Is he okay?

Looks like he's still breathing.

Yep. He's alive.

Pay up, dog.

You bet on if I was alive?

Nope. I bet on
if you were dead.

I bet you were horribly maimed.

- What a fun game.
- Hey!

So, what, uh,
what is this place anyway?

Is this some type of fancy DMV?

Are you kidding?
It's the Hall of Justice.

This is where
the Justice League hangs out.

I bet they're all
super tight buds,

and they, like,
try on each other's clothes

and then they eat, like,
really fun snacks,

and then they probably just
tell each other everything.

Yeah. Everything.

He seems sad and defeated.

So, it is a DMV.

Maybe one of us
should go talk to him.

Not it.

Ace, you always know
what to say.

Watch out for the...

...invisible jet.

I just want to be alone.

This is the best place
to watch the sunset.

You wanna be alone, why
don't you go someplace uglier?

Besides, don't you
wanna save your Superman?

Of course I do.

He's my best friend.

At least I thought he was.

Things are changing so fast,

he didn't even tell me
he was getting married.

That's what's got your leash
all twisted, huh?

Yeah, well,
people are complicated.

How would you know?

Nah, forget it.

You had an owner.

Right. That's your business.

I am not gonna pry.

Was he nice?

They.

My owner was a family.

A mom,

a dad,

and her.

Ace, what you did
for that little girl...

Nah. It was nothin'.

I just did
what any dog would do.

And they just gave you away?

I don't blame them.

They were just
protecting their kid.

But you saved her.

And I'd do it again.

Worst day of my life,

but I wouldn't change
a thing about it.

Why not?

Well, when you love somebody,

and I mean,
you really love them,

you gotta be willing
to do anything for 'em.

Even if that means
letting them go.

Even if it hurts?

Especially then.

You know what they say
about dogs, don't you?

Never feed us chocolate.

We love unconditionally.

Excuse me, sir.

I am really bad at this.

That's just because

you're still learning
your powers.

Every hero struggles like this.

Until they have
their training montage.

They're gonna
need a longer montage.

Those guys, well,
they suck visibly.

Yes, I... I can agree
with you there,

but they're stronger
than you think.

PB just needs to love herself

as much as she loves
everyone else.

Chip needs to feel safe.

And Merton...

Merton needs leafy greens.

You really know them, huh?

It's called listenin'.

You learn a lot about someone

when you're locked up
with them forever.

Wait a minute.

Lulu was in the shelter
with you, too.

What did you learn about her?

All that guinea pig
ever talked about

was world domination

and some bald dude
with nice hands.

Lex.

Of course. Stryker's Island.

She must be going there
to spring him.

Not if we get there first.
Come on!

Watch out for the...

Invisible jet. Yep.

Maybe put up a sign.

Or rope it off.

Maybe some cones.

Intruders. Intruders.

Adorable intruders.

They are so cute.

No. That's my robot brother.

This is it.

Finally, the two great minds
of our generation,

back together.

Your pet is coming
for you, Lexi.

Oh, no! Oh, gosh!
Cheese and crackers!

Oh, my gosh. Wonder Woman
has sat, like, right where I'm sitting.

Actually, I feel like I am her

because I'm just, like, in
her stance, I'm in her seat.

And there's a peanut wedged
in the crack of the seat.

And now I'm eating her peanut.

More importantly,
can a dog fly a plane?

Of course.
I can fly. This can fly.

It'll be just
like riding a bike.

Do you know how to ride a bike?

No, I know how to fly.

Relax, we'll be fine.

Stop saying that!

We're never fine!

Who shot us down?

Wonder Woman's invisible jet
is invisible.

It's really more transparent.

Whiskers?

Out of the way, cat child.
We have to get to Stryker's.

Sorry, I can't do that.
Lulu saved my life.

Now, I must take yours.

Goodbye.

In here.

Okay. Everybody stay quiet.

Uh-oh.

- What "oh"?
- I'm gonna...

No, never mind.

No, wait, never mind.

Never mind, never mind.

What's happening, handsome?

Come on, we're both grown-ups.

Don't leave me hanging, okay?

Ay, she's going to see us.

PB, I'm gonna need you

to get a little smaller.

I know, I just can't control it.

Even with powers,
I'm nothing like Wonder Woman.

One, two, kitty's coming for you.

PB, there's something you
should know about Wonder Woman.

Praise be her name.

Diana is fiercely independent,
completely her own woman.

And if you really
wanna be like her,

you'll be yourself.

I'm gonna rip you
limb from limb.

Okay, Chip,
time to light that kitty up.

But what if the demonic
laser gato devours me?

Or all of us?

Or she only spares me,

and I forever
carry the guilt of survival?

Chip, we all go to dark places.

I thought about throwing
Lois Lane in the ocean.

But you can't spend
the rest of your life

stuck in your own head.

You're right.

It is really scary in here.

Okay. You can do this, Chip.

Get out of your head!

All right, let's get
to the bottom of Merton.

It all started
in Central City, 1854.

I'm just a sweet
little purr-purr baby.

Why won't you play with me?

And I had a whole period
in the '60s

where I was basically
a full-time alchemist.

Merton, we don't have time.

Here. Try these.

Whoa!

None of you are turtles!

This explains so much!

Super-Pets,

come out to play.

That monster is lucky
I don't have my heat vision.

Good thing you've got
something better.

What's that?

Us, you idiot.

Okay, pack. I have a plan.

See you in heck.

What's the matter?

Cat got your tongue?

Now!

Boom-boom-boom. Here I go.

Mrs. Fast Pants.

Mm.

Meow, meow, buh-bye.

Uh-oh.

I still have eight more lives.

Come on.

How fun was that?

A missile was shot
into my chest!

Uh, that's one way to put it.

There's no other way to put it.

A missile was just shot
into my chest.

The threat was neutered,
thanks to Krypto and friends.

This is amazing!

- Yes! Humanity is saved.
- No!

My baby made friends.

If you all had pets,
you'd understand.

You know, I had a cheetah
once, but she ate my landlord.

And tore up my couch.

Man, I loved that couch.

On the planet Oa,
I thought I had a pet raccoon,

but he thought we were dating.

All the creatures of the sea
are my friends.

Except for that one eel
who knows what he did.

Yeah, I'm not really
an animal guy.

Oh! Are you allergic or...?

As a child, I fell into
a well filled with bats.

I can still hear the screams

as their dark wings
flapped around me,

scratching my chubby,
childish flesh.

I'm tormented
every waking moment.

I really think a pet
would be good for you.

I got Lulu's scent.

She's this way.

Well, look at you being a dog.

Also, the prisoners
had egg salad for lunch...

and down that hall...

Oh, dang,

I think a robot guard
got his heart broken.

Dolores.

I'll admit, sometimes it
can be a little too specific.

Lex! I'm here!

- We're finally reunited.
- Halt.

Ah. The student returns
to the teacher.

Oh, good. Your marmot baby.

Shove it.

I'm his favorite henchman,
not you, you piece of...

Now, I have a present for you.

Um, it's not here,
but I have pictures of it.

Loser, loser.

Look at all their dumb outfits.

Huh. My evil plan to take out
the Justice League.

Wow!
You really did study.

Ooh! And wait until
you see this.

Okay, I don't know
how that got in there.

No one wants that, right?

Well, clearly, I've been hacked.

Okay, let's get you out of here.

Oh, I can't believe
this is finally happening.

I can't believe
this is actually happening.

This ends now, rodent.

You were just defeated by...
Let me remember it.

The League of Super-Pets.

Brring, brring.
Hello, who's there?

Uh, the League of Super-Pets.

Give it up, Lulu. It's over.

You idiots. You're actually
getting the hang of this.

I'm toast. I'm a goner.

Not.

No!

One more step
and the puppy gets it.

Unless your friends

walk into those cells
over there.

Ace, attack. I'll be fine.

You'll be a pancake.

Okay, I'm gonna count to three

and I'll start at two
'cause I'm evil.

Two...

All right, Lulu. You win.

No! Don't listen to her.

What choice do we have?

Oh, I didn't know
they were gonna be so sad.

He doesn't wanna go in the cage,

but he has to,
to save the other one.

Everyone is upset.

Okay. Now then, where was I?

Let me look at you, my pet.

Oh, Lex.

Lex?

Lex, what are you doing?

We're a team.

Lex, we were
scientists together.

No. Lex, what are you doing?

I mean, come on. You didn't
expect me to share credit

with a rodent, did you?

Lex!

Oh!
Little turn of events!

Lulu, I know you're hurting,
but join our pack.

Hold up, wait! For real?

She left us to die
in a fire, remember?

Yeah, but if we work together,

we can get outta here
and save Superman.

Huh. You truly love him.

Of course I do.

You're a fool.

He'll only break your heart.

Luckily, I'm going
to do you a favor,

and destroy him
before he gets the chance.

What are you talking about?

Oh, did I forget to mention
my evil plan's grand finale?

In 28 minutes,
the entire Justice League

is gonna go kaboom.

If I can't have my guy,
then you can't have yours.

No. I won't let you hurt him.

Just one question,

how are you gonna stop me
when you're trapped in a cage?

You're trapped, too, genius.

Yes, I know.
But just like at the shelter,

I always have an exit strategy.

Hey, girl.

Dish, queen.
How'd it go with Lex?

Okay, I feel
like I can say this now,

I never liked him.

Lex will pay for what he's done.

Right alongside
the Justice League.

You won't get away with this.

I say this with love.
You are all losers.

You've always been losers,
and you'll continue to be losers

until the end
of your loser lives.

Oh, and Krypto,

I'll be sure to say goodbye
to Superman for you.

Well, well, well.

If it isn't the Justice League,

captured by me,
entirely on my own.

The guinea pig
did literally everything.

Yes, gotta admit,
doesn't feel great.

But it's all worth it.

Because you chumps
are going down for good.

It's no use.

These cells were designed

to keep anyone
with powers from escaping.

You'd have to be as strong as
Superman to get out.

Well, we can't just give up.

There's a difference
between giving up

and knowing when it's over.

Mm-mmm. No way.
Not for superheroes.

I'm not a superhero.

I'm not even a good dog.

When I was a puppy,

I promised
I'd watch over Superman.

And I failed.

All because I was jealous
of Lois.

Who wouldn't be?
Have you seen those bangs?

Ba-bang!

Superman was my only friend

and I was afraid to lose that.

But you can't blame yourself.

I'm the only one to blame.

If I really was his friend,

I'd have been there for him
no matter what.

My father was right.

My problem is me.

I'm sorry.

Nah, man, you're good.

You're just finally
being real with yourself.

You can't have justice
without truth.

Thanks, Ace.

But it's too late.

Are you sure
about that, perrito?

What do you mean?

You're flying.

What?

I'm...

My powers.

I'm back!

The kryptonite has left the dog.

Well, that does
smell like sandalwood.

All right, time to save
the Justice League.

Let's crack some skulls.

No, you've done enough.

Um, say what now?

I started this
with one best friend to save

and now I have four more.

Aw! He means us.

I can't let you keep risking
your lives for my mistake.

But don't worry,
when this is over,

I'm still taking
you all to that farm.

Pup, up and away!

You believe that dog?

Has an emotional breakthrough,

gets his powers back,
and then bounces.

- I thought it was sweet.
- Me, too.

I'm medium on it, you know,
if I'm honest.

Time for the death of Superman.

I'm not so sure about that.

Ugh! This guy again?

Any last words?

I love saying that.

Any last words?
Ooh, it is fun.

Hey.
You liked my little joke?

Lockin' you up in the cell.

That was funny, right? Right?

No, hey, come on, it's me.
Papa Lex.

No, hey... What? Come on!

Yeah, I don't get paid
enough for this, no.

Lock the gates.

Ew, I can't wait that long.

Let's do it now.
I want to do it now.

Are you sure about this?

I mean, the kidnapping
we could get behind.

We liked the kidnapping,
but if you do this, they'll die.

That's the point of...

What did you think
we were doing?

Mark, Keith, suffer.

Stand down.

Okay, Krypto, you are
definitely stalking me now.

I'm, like, creeped out.

Bye.

Fly over there.

You mean,
toward the murder rodent?

Where is Superman?

You're too late.

I'm sending him back
to the place

from whence he came from.

Boop!

No!

What... What's going on?

Uh, yeah, funny story.

I, uh, turned my office
into a rocket ship.

All billionaires have 'em.

It's true.

Krypto, there's a bomb
on the rocket.

When it leaves
Earth's atmosphere,

it'll implode.

We're just coughing. Go!

I'm coming for you, Superman.

Uh-uh-uh!

Not so fast.

Who gets to live, doggy?

The man you love,
or the woman he does?

You can't save them both
on your own.

What's up, dog?

Ugh, what is this? PAW Patrol?

I thought I told
you guys to stay put.

When do we ever listen to you?

Boo! I'm bored!

Let's get to the fiery crash.

You save Superman.

- From a rocket?
- I trust you.

Okay, but from a rocket, though?

Hop on, y'all.

Because this pig right here

is about to go ham.

That thing took our Superman.

She's goin' down.

Merton, hit it.

Ay!

It's over, hamster.

Hamster?

A hamster is just
a dollar store gerbil.

A hamster is a chipmunk

with nothing interesting
going on fur-wise.

You're up, kid.
Open it like a can of tuna.

Well, I loosened it for you.

Man, I hate bein' invulnerable.

Here we go.
This is gonna hurt tomorrow.

Why couldn't
I have been stretchy?

Or, like, gotten
a magic hammer or something.

No!

Face it.

- It's over.
- Huh?

Your Superman is no more

and now his precious
little dog is about to...

What? What is it?

Do I have something on my face?

Do I have a pimple?
Is it wet? Is it ready?

Should I pop it?

Hey, guys. Big fan.

Um... You all see
the giant pig too, right?

No. How did they...?

You forgot one thing, Lulu.

Unlike you, I have friends.

You're right,
you do have friends.

But not for long.

Kneel before Lulu.

Oh, come on.

I said, kneel!

- Try to keep up, turtle.
- Okay.

Porcine creature...

...follow my lead.

Batman works alone.

Except for Robin, and Alfred,

Commissioner Gordon...

Don't mess up my half-fro!

I am Aquaman.

Get it, squirrel!

...Justice League,

Batgirl, Batwoman,

my IT crew,

whoever Morgan Freeman played,

Ah, what the heck.

Watch, you pathetic pooch,

as I destroy
everyone you care for.

And there's nothing in the world

you can do to stop me.

You're right, Lulu,

there's nothing I can do
in this world to stop you.

What are you talking about, man?

And why was your syntax

so oddly structured
in that sentence?

Keep an eye on Supes for me.

Where's he going?

No. Not the Solar Paw Punch.

The juice box thing?

But that'll kill him.

Krypto, no.

You were right, Ace.

Whoa, whoa!

I am a few guineas
short of a pig.

Uh...

Ah!

Well, when you love somebody,

and I mean,
you really love them,

you gotta be willing
to do anything for 'em.

Even if it hurts?

Especially then.

No!

Man, it sucks
being a canine shield.

Oof.

I think my teeth
are still glowing.

You saved my life, man.

Hey, well, you were
in the middle of saving ours.

You know what
they say about dogs.

So, something did get through
that super skull of yours.

Don't make me take it back.

- Bum, bum, bum.
- Bye.

What?
What have you done to me?

I'm in hot dog water, aren't I?

No!

Yeah!

Oh, thank goodness you're okay.

I'm happy for you, buddy.

You know Krypto rescued me?

I know the feeling.

He rescued me a long time ago.

He's a good dog.

Come here, boy.

Hey.

I'm sorry, Krypto.

You know you'll always be
my best friend.

And nothing
can ever change that.

Oh, one more thing.

Wow, look at that.

I did have this
whole thing planned, but...

Oh, no, please,

this is exactly
how I always pictured it.

Giant evil guinea pig.

This... This was
on my vision board. Really.

You wanna keep going?

Yes, I would. Thank you.

Lois Joanne Lane,

make me the happiest
Superman in the universe.

- Will you...
- Yeah, okay!

Prenup.

Squeezy Bruce!

That better be a licensed toy,
or I will freak out.

Oh!

Hey, don't worry. I got you.

Okay, what's happening?

Wow, this is so weird.

So beautiful!

High-fiving so slow

when we're both
really fast. Huh.

Princess Diana of Themyscira,

I humbly present myself,

Super Hog,
still brainstorming, to you.

You will be a mighty warrior.

And cuddle buddy.

Woe is me.

No
One cares about the water guy.

This water guy does.

Hey, my name's Keith.

Aw, little piggy kisses.

Hey, smokey.

You're looking
a little burnt out.

Need a light?

Oh, look at me!

Aw, come here.

I'm Mark. And your name?

So, you are a dog.

I am the Batman.

Sorry, I'm not
really great with animals.

Yeah, I'm not
really great with people.

Probably because of my
traumatic puppy hood.

As a child,
my family was taken from me.

As a puppy,
I was taken from my family.

So, I've steeled myself.

My emotions, always in check.

No one ever getting past
my impenetrable defenses.

Ah, what the heck?

Good boy.

Okay, the Batman loves you, too.

Oh! Hey, Pops.

Yes, it is I, Dog-El.

Never eat chocolate.
That dog in the mirror is you.

Fireworks suck!

Tell Gail I said hey!

Looks like you worked
everything out with Superman.

Thanks to your advice,
I made some new friends, too.

And now I've gotta
bring them to Smallville.

I promised them
that it would be their new...

Aw!

...home.

Hey, Chip-tonite,

- How's it going with Jessica?
- We're getting pretty close

as person and pet.
She even put a ring on it.

Nice costume game, PB.

Thanks! It even has magnets.

Um, how long is this gonna take?

I got a hot date
with two firemen's helmets.

Spoiler alert, they're twins.

You're late.

Sorry, me and the Dark Knight
were playing

a little bit of fetch.
Have you met Chewperman?

So disrespectful.

Y'all started it.

So, what's the mission?

We can answer that.

Okay, our intel indicates
a dog has been mutated.

This could be dangerous.

We have to stop him.

Tighten your collars.
We've got work to do.

I ate the FedEx guy.

Hey, I know that dog.

He's giant and blue
and about to crush us.

Can't crush what we have.

Say it back. Come on.

- Come on.
- Can't crush what we have.

Super-Pets, activate!

Hello?

Excuse me. It's me.

Are any adorable animals
going to let me out?

Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat?

Nope.

I always knew this is how
it would end for me.

I always knew this is how
it would end for me.

Oh. It's you. Hi.

Let's be honest.

The two of us are the real
brains behind this operation.

Forget Lex.

We should team up.

So, what do you say?

You wanna come live
in a studio apartment?

Like, with you?

Like, pet-owner situation?

Hmm, uh, let me think.
Yes, yes! The answer is yes!

So, just something
to know about me.

I'm passionate
about world domination

and my nails need to be
trimmed twice a month.

Fetch!

That's my toy.

Then, why is it in my mouth?

Superman.

Black Adam.

Your owner's a hero, too?

Antihero.

It's basically exactly like a
regular hero except way cooler.

You make up your own rules,

and then you break them.

Also, you can ignore most moral

and ethical conventions
because no one can stop you.

Yeah, that sounds
a lot like a villain.

Antihero.

If he's anti a hero,
then isn't he a villain?

Admit he's an antihero or
Black Adam will destroy you.

Very villain thing to do.

It's a fine line, not gonna lie.

Well, whatever he is,
I bet he can't fly to Pluto.

Oh, yeah? Watch him.

My toy.