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(SLOW MUSIC INTRO PLAYS)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALARM RINGING)
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(ALARM CONTINUES RINGING)
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(ALARM STOPS)
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(SIGHS)
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Today's the day.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Today's the day. (CHUCKLES)
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What?
Don't look at me like that.
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It could happen.
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(SWALLOWS)
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(EXHALES)
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(SIGHS EXCITEDLY)
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-Good morning.
-(CAT MEOWS)
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Yes. (GASPS)
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Yes! (CHUCKLES)
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I'll think about it.
(CHUCKLES)
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(EXHALES HEAVILY)
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That's a proposal-worthy face.
Right?
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Well, I'd marry you.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(EXHALES)
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Hey. Teddy? Come on.
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(CAT MEOWS)
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What? You lick your own butt.
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(CAT PURRS)
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I'm feeling much better,
thank you for asking.
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(TEXTING TONE WHOOSHING)
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Oh.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
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-(ENGINE CRANKING)
-(SIGHS)
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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So, when dowe pick up the ring?
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Morning, Mom.
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You know, I already told you
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I'm gonna pick up the ring
on my lunch hour.
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So, you know, I actually
don't need any help.
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-Yeah, I know.
-Thanks.
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But you knowhow forgetful you are.
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And that cold medicinemakes you loopy.
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Yeah, well, I don't know,
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I feel like
I'm not gonna forget
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my engagement ring,
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even with a cold.
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But I appreciate it.
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And don't stop takingthat medicine.
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You know,no woman wants to say yes
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to a crusty nose.
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You have to rememberyou only have one day a year
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when you can proposeon December 30th.
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You know, three generationsof Reeds can't be wrong.
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Yeah, I'm well aware.
No, I know.
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But I gotta go, okay?
But I'll talk to you later.
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Oh, who'd have thought,my son,
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two times Student Samaritanof the Month,
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engaged to a girl withher own park bench? Like...
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I know. I know. (CHUCKLES)
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All right, well, I love you,
okay? Gotta go. Bye.
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Oh, and just one more thing...
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-Oh, shit!
-(CAR HORN BEEPS)
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Dad proposed to you
after one week.
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Well, that wasa different time.
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And your dadwanted to get laid.
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Oh, as a matter of fact,he's on his way back now.
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We're in our hotel room, so...
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Okay, TMI, Mom.
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Anyway, he made
dinner reservations
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and says he wants to talk.
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Oh, I hope it's not cancer.
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What if the first time
you're meeting my boyfriend,
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you're actually
meeting my fiancé? (GASPS)
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Okay, we've beendown this road before
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and it never ends well.
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Look, you have a dateto the wedding,
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just take the win.
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I wonder if it's too late
to get a spray tan.
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Your sister will kill you
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if you have a tanat her winter wedding.
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Well, maybe I want to be
tanned for my winter proposal.
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MOM: I will meet youat the bridal shop at noon.
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Do not be late. Again.
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-Love you.
-(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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Morning, Doris.
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-(DORIS GASPS)
-Double tall latte.
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You are the sweetest lawyer
in the entire building.
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(CHUCKLES) Stop.
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Oh. Um...
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Yeah, it's actually
not what you think it is.
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(CHUCKLING) Oh, well,
it looks like coffee.
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Well, then I guess it is
what you think it is, Doris.
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There we go.
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-Hey, buddy.
-Hey!
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Big night tonight.
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Yeah, you a little nervous?
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Well, clearly.
Oh, shit. Nice.
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I get it. It's not every day
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you propose
to the hottest chick in town.
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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Okay, can you please not refer
to my future wife as a chick?
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Oh, sorry.
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-Empress. Duchess. Mistress.
-You know what? No.
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She's not like that, okay?
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Oh, yeah?
You use her Sonicare again?
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No, I already told you,
that was my fault.
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-I should've asked.
-Listen, buddy.
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There is
an unspoken list of things
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that couples in relationships
can share.
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Okay? You've got porn,
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you've got razors,
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toothbrushes.
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-Mostly porn.
-Okay. I'm just gonna need you
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to stop worrying
about my girlfriend
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and just focus
on getting your own, okay?
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Hey, I'm working on it, man.
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"I am Sam" is up
on Hinge and Tinder.
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You know that's a movie
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about the mentally
disabled guy, right?
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-Shit.
-Just saying.
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I thought
I was low on matches.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(DRAMATICALLY) Oh, my God.
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You missed the best party.
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Totally should have come.
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Yeah, I wanted to,
but all you texted me
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was the side of a building
and the name "Paco."
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Paco! Oh, my God. So cute.
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We should all
grab drinks at lunch.
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I can't. I have the stupid
final dress fitting.
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My sister's worried I'm gonna
put on a late 10 pounds
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and ruin
her perfect aesthetic.
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Fine. After work, then.
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Stop pretending
like you don't know
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what's possibly
maybe happening tonight.
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Why are you getting engaged
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to a man who's hiding
from your friends?
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He's not hiding. He's earning
his third-degree black belt.
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I mean, that's time-consuming.
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And he's getting over
a really bad cold.
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For three months?
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Can you just support me?
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Okay? I think I have
finally found Mr. Right.
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I do support you.
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I just think Mr. Right is not
the guy that calls you
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while he's sitting
on your face.
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My face is on a park bench.
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You're supposed to sit on it
and call me.
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If they're shopping for homes,
not vagina.
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He said it was fate.
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-(SQUEALS)
-No!
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It's advertising.
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Fate is magical.
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Fate is supernatural.
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Fate is meeting Calvin Harris
at Coachella,
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losing him in a crowd,
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then waking up in Joshua Tree
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to find him making s'mores
by an open campfire.
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Without his shirt on.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-That was a fun weekend.
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I have to work. Please.
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Oh, my God.
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(MIMICKING) Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. You're so boring.
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-Goodbye.
-Bye.
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SISTER: And you're positivehe's coming.
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WOMAN: Yes, he's coming.
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Why do you keep asking me?
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SISTER: Because
no one's even met him.
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And you do have a history
of fake boyfriends.
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WOMAN: (CHUCKLES)
Okay, that was one time.
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Kip is real.
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He's my date.
You're gonna love him.
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-It's $40 a plate.
-So?
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-$40 a plate. It's just...
-Okay, so?
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We're not having
a rehearsal dinner,
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so we can have
a really nice reception.
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And if he's not coming, then
we'll invite Brian's Auntie V.
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Oh, okay. Well, screw Auntie V
because he's coming.
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And if he doesn't, I'll be
sure to write you a check.
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MOM: Well, you can
write it out to me.
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Who do you think
is paying for this thing?
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Isn't the groom's family
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traditionally supposed to pay
for that part?
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-Mm...
-Okay, sorry, are you calling
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Brian's family cheap?
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No, they happen
to be taking us
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to a really fancy brunch
the day after the wedding.
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Are we almost done here?
Because I don't want
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to be late for my spray tan
appointment, so...
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No, no. Mom? See, I told you.
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She's gonna ruin the wedding.
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Okay, how is
me getting a spray tan
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gonna ruin the wedding?
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I don't know.
You'll turn yourself orange
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or you'll get UV-poisoning
and die.
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You will figure out some way
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to make my wedding
all about...
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you.
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-Prom?
-Still haven't let that go?
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-Yeah.
-It's not my fault
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that Dylan Kidd
liked me better than you.
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Well, you're the one
who gave him a blow job
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in the guest bathroom.
So, it is your fault.
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Yeah, well, that's because
you take forever to get ready.
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BOTH: Mom?
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It is true, you do.
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I knew it. I knew I should've
asked Gloria Hefner
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to be my maid of honor.
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Gloria Hefner has one eyebrow.
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How fast can you make
another dress?
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No, no, no.
She's out of the wedding!
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-Out, out, yes! Yeah.
-Promise? Swear? Promise?
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Okay, girls, girls, girls!
Enough.
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You're sisters.
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So, that means, by law,
you are bound to pretend
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to love each other and
be in each other's weddings.
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That's just how it goes. Okay?
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So, why don't you two say
something nice to each other?
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Nothing comes to mind, so...
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SALESWOMAN: Here you go, sir.
Sized and shined.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, honey, no, no.
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(SIGHS) Mom,
what are you doing here?
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I told you,
I don't any help today.
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MOM: Well, from the looks
of this box, you do.
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What's wrong with the box?
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Well, it's just dull.
I mean, it doesn't sing to me.
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Do you have these
in another color
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like gold, or glitter,
or faux fur?
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Yeah, apparently we're looking
for the Beyoncé of ring boxes.
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We just have these.
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My only son is getting engaged
for the very first time in...
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I mean, you can understand
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how I just want
this proposal to be perfect.
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And it will be perfect, okay?
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So, you don't really
have to worry about it.
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Uh-huh. So, maybe,
I could hear it first?
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-Hear what?
-Your proposal speech.
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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Absolutely not. No.
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Just try it out.
Just for safety.
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No, I'm not proposing
to my mother. That's crazy.
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Okay. Suit yourself.
(CHUCKLES)
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-Sorry, this is...
-It's a nice box.
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It's a really nice box.
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Well, it's only the
single-most important thing
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you'll ever say
to a woman, but, uh,
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you'll be fine
just winging it.
251
00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:14,247
Okay. You know what? One time.
252
00:11:14,316 --> 00:11:15,441
But you say nothing.
253
00:11:16,448 --> 00:11:17,949
All right.
254
00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:24,223
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)
255
00:11:24,658 --> 00:11:25,821
-Babe?
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
256
00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:27,385
Ever since I saw your face,
257
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:30,525
staring up at me
from that park bench,
258
00:11:31,228 --> 00:11:33,165
I knew that you were
the one for me.
259
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:36,735
Your beauty, your drive,
your energy...
260
00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:39,531
I mean, I never thought
that some guy like me
261
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,567
would end up with
an incredible woman like you.
262
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,442
You inspire me.
263
00:11:45,511 --> 00:11:46,679
You challenge me.
264
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,212
You push me
out of my comfort zone
265
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,515
because I know you just
want me to be a better man.
266
00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:53,813
And because of you, I am.
267
00:11:53,882 --> 00:11:55,188
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
268
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,352
Clementine,
269
00:11:57,122 --> 00:11:59,358
will you please
do me the great honor
270
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,385
of becoming my wife?
271
00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:02,827
Oh! Honey, of course, I will.
(LAUGHS)
272
00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,859
-WOMAN: Aw.
-All right. (GRUNTS)
273
00:12:04,928 --> 00:12:06,261
That's that. All right.
274
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,798
-Oh! Oh, God!
-No, it's not cool. Just...
275
00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,603
(TEARFULLY) I'll take these.
276
00:12:10,672 --> 00:12:13,169
(ROMANTIC HOLIDAY MUSIC
PLAYING)
277
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:19,345
(SIGHS) Wow!
278
00:12:19,414 --> 00:12:21,408
You look stunning.
279
00:12:21,477 --> 00:12:23,914
(CHUCKLES) You look
quite dapper yourself.
280
00:12:23,983 --> 00:12:25,213
I'm so glad
you're feeling better.
281
00:12:25,382 --> 00:12:26,747
Oh, well, I'm still taking
the cold medicine,
282
00:12:26,816 --> 00:12:28,085
just to be safe.
283
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,019
Yeah, I know this place iskind of a surprise, but, um,
284
00:12:31,088 --> 00:12:32,722
you know,
it's sentimental for me.
285
00:12:32,791 --> 00:12:33,924
My family actually does
286
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,054
their New Year's day brunch
here, every year.
287
00:12:35,123 --> 00:12:36,863
I think Bennigan's is fun.
288
00:12:36,932 --> 00:12:38,390
I mean, the cocktails
are super creative.
289
00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:40,962
Ooh, yeah,
should we order drinks?
290
00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:42,330
Peach on the Beach looks good.
291
00:12:42,399 --> 00:12:44,468
Oh, my God, Peach on the Beach
is the best.
292
00:12:44,536 --> 00:12:45,602
(CHUCKLES)
293
00:12:46,105 --> 00:12:49,173
(SIGHS) I am so excited
for tomorrow.
294
00:12:49,241 --> 00:12:51,204
I mean, I can't wait for you
to meet my family.
295
00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:52,978
Uh, the wedding startsat 7:00.
296
00:12:53,046 --> 00:12:55,245
Yeah, yeah. So, I'm just
gonna go into the city,
297
00:12:55,314 --> 00:12:57,417
meet the guys, and then,
I should have plenty of time
298
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:58,610
to come back, shower.
299
00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:00,887
And then, uh, I'll be
at your place by 9:00?
300
00:13:00,956 --> 00:13:02,251
I picked up your tux
from the dry cleaner,
301
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,815
so you can just get ready
at mine. (CHUCKLES)
302
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,254
Perfect.
303
00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:09,523
You know, it's funny,
304
00:13:09,592 --> 00:13:12,032
even though we haven't
been together that long...
305
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,567
I know, I can't believe
it's only been three months.
306
00:13:14,636 --> 00:13:15,767
(CHUCKLES) Feels like forever.
307
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:16,898
You know,
it's funny, my parents
308
00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:18,532
actually have this saying,
309
00:13:19,101 --> 00:13:22,101
"When you know, you know."
310
00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:23,708
"When you know, you know."
311
00:13:23,777 --> 00:13:24,942
Believe it or not, they, uh...
312
00:13:25,011 --> 00:13:28,046
they actually got engaged
at a Bennigan's.
313
00:13:28,548 --> 00:13:29,608
(MAN CHUCKLES)
314
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:33,019
WAITRESS:
Welcome to Bennigan's.
315
00:13:33,388 --> 00:13:34,683
OMG. (LAUGHS)
316
00:13:34,752 --> 00:13:35,987
I know you.
317
00:13:36,056 --> 00:13:37,988
You're
the Fletcher's Mattress girl.
318
00:13:38,056 --> 00:13:39,518
You're even prettier
in person.
319
00:13:39,587 --> 00:13:41,390
Thank you, that's so sweet.
(CHUCKLES)
320
00:13:41,459 --> 00:13:43,894
You know, she's also
the Muffinland Bakery Queen.
321
00:13:43,963 --> 00:13:45,564
WAITRESS:
Um, could I get a selfie?
322
00:13:45,633 --> 00:13:46,697
WOMAN: Is this a joke?
323
00:13:46,766 --> 00:13:48,095
I think it's for the best.
324
00:13:48,164 --> 00:13:49,494
You think it's best to dump me
325
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:51,100
the night before
my sister's wedding?
326
00:13:51,169 --> 00:13:52,966
We have had
a beautiful adventure
327
00:13:53,035 --> 00:13:54,202
the last few months.
328
00:13:54,271 --> 00:13:56,336
But before
things get complicated,
329
00:13:56,404 --> 00:13:58,072
you know,
with meeting the family
330
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,039
and seating assignments and...
331
00:14:00,308 --> 00:14:01,748
Uh, I don't want to be a dick.
332
00:14:01,817 --> 00:14:03,047
Oh, you don't want
to be a dick?
333
00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:05,214
Well, that's exactly
what you're being, Kip.
334
00:14:05,283 --> 00:14:06,914
-You're being a dick.
-Whoa. (CHUCKLES)
335
00:14:06,982 --> 00:14:08,351
Okay. Um, look,
336
00:14:08,419 --> 00:14:11,051
I know that my assistant
messed up the reservation.
337
00:14:11,119 --> 00:14:12,791
La Boucherie, Bennigan's.
338
00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:14,561
We can still have
a nice dinner,
339
00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:15,894
even though it's not French.
340
00:14:15,963 --> 00:14:17,293
No, we can't have
a nice dinner, Kip.
341
00:14:17,362 --> 00:14:20,164
Okay? And what, did you think
it would be nicer
342
00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:23,228
to dump me over truffle fries
and escargot?
343
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,296
MAN: One, two, three. Hey.
344
00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:26,938
-There you go.
-Oh, my God!
345
00:14:27,007 --> 00:14:28,740
-Thank you! (GASPS)
-Yeah, of course.
346
00:14:28,809 --> 00:14:30,007
I'm literally going to die.
347
00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:32,176
Oh, no! Maybe we can get
our drinks first?
348
00:14:32,445 --> 00:14:33,610
(LAUGHS)
349
00:14:33,679 --> 00:14:34,978
You're funny.
350
00:14:35,047 --> 00:14:36,642
-He's funny.
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
351
00:14:36,711 --> 00:14:39,211
Are you, um... Are you
her manager or something?
352
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:43,017
Griffin is actually
a brilliant lawyer.
353
00:14:43,352 --> 00:14:45,992
He's about to join
my uncle's firm.
354
00:14:47,692 --> 00:14:48,828
I am?
355
00:14:48,897 --> 00:14:50,094
One of the partners
is leaving.
356
00:14:50,363 --> 00:14:51,924
KIP: Margot, I meditatedon this last night.
357
00:14:51,993 --> 00:14:55,293
And it came to me in a dream
the timing is just not right.
358
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,830
But maybe in another life.
359
00:14:57,132 --> 00:14:58,631
In another life, what?
360
00:14:59,301 --> 00:15:00,598
-Reincarnation.
-Oh!
361
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,435
-(LAUGHS)
-Yes, it's another chance...
362
00:15:02,504 --> 00:15:03,871
-Okay.
-...and that is on the way
363
00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,242
to nirvana.
364
00:15:05,311 --> 00:15:07,746
Wow, well, thank you so much,
Kurt Cobain.
365
00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:09,277
That's not the right Nirvana.
366
00:15:09,346 --> 00:15:10,576
And that's what
I'm talking about.
367
00:15:10,645 --> 00:15:12,314
-(SCOFFS)
-It's just, something's not...
368
00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:14,087
What're you doing?
You're overreacting.
369
00:15:14,156 --> 00:15:15,920
-Come on, sit down.
-You think I'm overreacting?
370
00:15:15,989 --> 00:15:18,321
Okay,
this is not overreacting.
371
00:15:18,991 --> 00:15:20,622
This would be overreacting!
372
00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:24,330
(GROANING) Peach on the Beach.
What do they put in that?
373
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:25,565
What is going on?
374
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:26,558
It's been three months.
375
00:15:26,627 --> 00:15:28,628
What were you expecting?
A proposal?
376
00:15:30,669 --> 00:15:31,972
I mean...
377
00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:35,308
No. (SIGHS)
378
00:15:35,377 --> 00:15:36,607
Oh...
379
00:15:36,676 --> 00:15:38,672
shit. Okay. Um...
380
00:15:38,975 --> 00:15:40,244
This is awkward.
381
00:15:40,813 --> 00:15:43,049
(SIGHS HEAVILY) Okay.
382
00:15:44,519 --> 00:15:45,748
(KIP SIGHS)
383
00:15:45,817 --> 00:15:46,913
Margot, wait.
384
00:15:46,982 --> 00:15:48,615
Yeah?
385
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:50,853
(SIGHS)
386
00:15:50,922 --> 00:15:52,118
I am gonna need the tux.
387
00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:53,656
Do not call me.
388
00:15:53,725 --> 00:15:54,757
Ever.
389
00:15:54,826 --> 00:15:56,224
Ever, ever.
390
00:15:56,293 --> 00:15:57,322
-Again.
-(KIP CLEARS THROAT)
391
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:58,891
KIP: All right. (SNIFFLES)
392
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,565
(MARGOT GROANS)
393
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,334
Oh, my God,
that was so embarrassing.
394
00:16:04,304 --> 00:16:06,566
Babe? From the moment
that I saw your face
395
00:16:06,635 --> 00:16:08,367
looking up at me
from that park bench...
396
00:16:08,436 --> 00:16:09,834
Oh, my God, are you proposing?
397
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,170
Um...
398
00:16:11,239 --> 00:16:12,371
-Yes.
-Yes!
399
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,605
-Yes?
-Yes! Oh, my God!
400
00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:15,213
-Yes? Oh, my God.
-Yes, I'm so happy!
401
00:16:15,282 --> 00:16:17,181
Oh, my God, I love you
so much. Yes, of course.
402
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,378
Now, can you please sit down?
Sit down.
403
00:16:18,447 --> 00:16:19,611
You don't want
to see the ring?
404
00:16:19,914 --> 00:16:21,417
Oh, I'm sure it's beautiful.
I'm sure it's beautiful.
405
00:16:21,486 --> 00:16:24,857
Just, um, save it
for the real proposal. Okay?
406
00:16:24,925 --> 00:16:26,290
-The real proposal?
-Mm-hmm.
407
00:16:26,359 --> 00:16:28,120
Tomorrow night
at our New Year's Eve party.
408
00:16:28,189 --> 00:16:29,321
It'll be perfect.
409
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,556
But, this is perfect.
410
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,798
Tonight. You know,
it's December 30th.
411
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,128
It's a Reed family tradition.
412
00:16:34,197 --> 00:16:35,797
I love your traditions.
413
00:16:35,866 --> 00:16:37,002
I just...
414
00:16:37,071 --> 00:16:39,936
We are technically engaged.
Yay.
415
00:16:40,105 --> 00:16:41,270
Just do it again like that.
416
00:16:41,339 --> 00:16:43,804
Tomorrow.
And I will say yes, again.
417
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,842
I... I don't want to do it
again tomorrow, you know?
418
00:16:45,911 --> 00:16:47,207
I just... I just did it.
419
00:16:47,276 --> 00:16:49,209
Here, now. I mean, almost.
420
00:16:49,277 --> 00:16:50,444
Griffin, I... (SIGHS)
421
00:16:50,513 --> 00:16:51,643
I just don't see
what the big deal is.
422
00:16:51,712 --> 00:16:53,680
Like, you just got
your proposal.
423
00:16:53,749 --> 00:16:55,614
And then, me and my followers
can get mine.
424
00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:58,652
Well, I guess
the big deal is that
425
00:16:58,721 --> 00:17:01,958
I don't want our proposal
to be some photo op
426
00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:03,254
for your social media.
427
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,630
It's about us.
428
00:17:04,699 --> 00:17:06,663
It will be about us.
429
00:17:06,732 --> 00:17:10,763
But I have a responsibility
to my public and my sponsors.
430
00:17:10,832 --> 00:17:13,201
Griffin, you know
I'm a professional influencer,
431
00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:15,106
which means that I get paid
432
00:17:15,175 --> 00:17:17,169
when I influence
other people's lives.
433
00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:19,743
Like, what I wear
434
00:17:19,812 --> 00:17:21,411
and what I eat
435
00:17:22,145 --> 00:17:23,843
and where I get engaged.
436
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,448
There is no chance in hell
that I'm going to waste
437
00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:29,188
a once-in-a-lifetime
golden opportunity
438
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:33,159
for Death by Chocolate
and Turkey O'Tooles, no.
439
00:17:33,227 --> 00:17:34,689
Wait, wait, come on.
You're gonna leave?
440
00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:37,289
-We just got engaged.
-Whoa. No, no. We did not.
441
00:17:37,358 --> 00:17:40,133
I am taking back my yes.
442
00:17:42,264 --> 00:17:44,698
-Hey!
-No, no.
443
00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:50,704
-(SIGHS)
-Oh, great.
444
00:17:51,474 --> 00:17:52,739
-Thank you so much.
-What?
445
00:17:52,807 --> 00:17:54,245
-Thank you.
-MARGOT: I don't work here.
446
00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:55,577
-Take me to Maple, please.
-No, no, no!
447
00:17:55,645 --> 00:17:56,516
-Can't hear you, sorry.
-MARGOT: Great.
448
00:17:56,585 --> 00:17:57,748
Just great.
449
00:17:57,983 --> 00:17:59,746
(SCOFFS) This is...
450
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,448
Ugh. Come on.
451
00:18:02,817 --> 00:18:04,956
-Um, did you see...?
-Are you looking for
452
00:18:05,025 --> 00:18:07,625
a tall, redhead, super rude?
453
00:18:08,061 --> 00:18:09,391
-Yeah.
-Yeah. I saw her.
454
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:11,897
She actually just left
in my Uber.
455
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,331
Oh, here, she gave me this.
456
00:18:13,399 --> 00:18:16,662
Oh. Thanks.
Yeah, sorry, she was upset.
457
00:18:16,731 --> 00:18:19,403
Great job, Bennigan's.
Great job.
458
00:18:20,841 --> 00:18:22,308
Uh, do you need help?
459
00:18:22,544 --> 00:18:23,705
Uh...
460
00:18:24,575 --> 00:18:26,107
Not unless you got
an engagement ring
461
00:18:26,175 --> 00:18:27,477
in your pocket.
462
00:18:28,044 --> 00:18:29,112
Uh...
463
00:18:29,381 --> 00:18:31,217
(CLICKS TONGUE, WHISPERS)
This is me.
464
00:18:39,156 --> 00:18:41,557
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
465
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,733
(SIGHS)
466
00:18:57,339 --> 00:18:59,278
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
467
00:19:01,111 --> 00:19:02,677
(MARGOT GROANS)
468
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,677
Good morning, Judy.
469
00:19:05,146 --> 00:19:06,814
JUDY: It's almost noon.Your sister's losing her mind.
470
00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:08,618
The wedding planneris stuck in Vermont
471
00:19:08,687 --> 00:19:10,619
and the bridal shopforgot to pack the veil.
472
00:19:10,688 --> 00:19:12,484
And the maid of honoris still in bed.
473
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,786
I'm not still in bed.
474
00:19:13,855 --> 00:19:15,724
Christ, he didn't propose,did he?
475
00:19:15,793 --> 00:19:17,689
You got your hopes upand you were wrong,
476
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:19,295
and now you're falling apart.
477
00:19:19,364 --> 00:19:21,098
I'm not falling apart.
No, Mom.
478
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:24,734
I am not feeling well. At all.
479
00:19:24,803 --> 00:19:25,831
(COUGHS)
480
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,532
I don't think I should go
to the wedding.
481
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,868
I could be contagious.
482
00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:31,076
So, this Kipis still your plus one?
483
00:19:31,145 --> 00:19:32,543
-Yes.
- All right, then.
484
00:19:32,612 --> 00:19:34,039
You need to shower yourselfin Benadryl,
485
00:19:34,108 --> 00:19:35,975
ice your puffy faceand get your butt down
486
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,410
to the hotel to helpyour sister get married.
487
00:19:38,479 --> 00:19:40,613
Okay. I'll de-puff.
488
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,117
And you'll pick up the veil.
489
00:19:42,186 --> 00:19:43,482
Yes, I'll pick up...
490
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:45,918
We will pick up the veil.
491
00:19:48,289 --> 00:19:49,695
(SIGHS)
492
00:19:49,764 --> 00:19:51,363
I'm in hell.
493
00:19:55,329 --> 00:19:56,731
(EXHALES)
494
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,340
(GROANS SOFTLY)
495
00:20:04,575 --> 00:20:06,443
-Surprise!
-(YELPS) Jesus Christ!
496
00:20:06,512 --> 00:20:08,507
I got Zara to loan us
an amazing suit
497
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:09,776
for the party tonight.
498
00:20:10,011 --> 00:20:13,319
(EXHALES) Sorry, am I missing
something here?
499
00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:15,820
Yes.
500
00:20:15,889 --> 00:20:18,555
Me, apologizing.
501
00:20:19,492 --> 00:20:22,460
Look, I'm really sorry
about last night.
502
00:20:22,529 --> 00:20:26,028
If you still want my "yes,"
it's all yours.
503
00:20:26,097 --> 00:20:27,360
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
504
00:20:27,429 --> 00:20:28,596
Yeah, you know what,
505
00:20:28,665 --> 00:20:30,328
I'm really sorry too, okay?
I just...
506
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,500
All I want is for you to have
the proposal of your dreams.
507
00:20:33,569 --> 00:20:35,206
Okay? And so, if that means
508
00:20:35,274 --> 00:20:37,070
that we monetize
the engagement,
509
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,475
then, yeah, let's...
let's do it.
510
00:20:39,544 --> 00:20:41,974
-I support you.
-Oh, thank you.
511
00:20:48,021 --> 00:20:49,217
Oh, that... That...
512
00:20:49,286 --> 00:20:50,821
That looks so good.
513
00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:52,725
Uh, you're acting strange.
514
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:53,619
Are you okay?
515
00:20:53,688 --> 00:20:55,792
Oh. Yes. Sorry, I'm just...
516
00:20:55,861 --> 00:20:58,727
I overslept and I'm gonna be
late to meet the guys, so...
517
00:20:58,796 --> 00:21:01,230
I just don't really see
why you have to go.
518
00:21:01,298 --> 00:21:02,532
Oh. Yeah. No, I know.
519
00:21:02,801 --> 00:21:04,202
But it's just like our
tradition since law school.
520
00:21:04,271 --> 00:21:05,467
You know,
Sam's family is Russian.
521
00:21:05,536 --> 00:21:07,069
They just love
bathhouses, so...
522
00:21:07,138 --> 00:21:08,273
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
523
00:21:08,509 --> 00:21:11,075
And you know that
I love traditions, but, uh,
524
00:21:11,143 --> 00:21:12,944
traditions can change.
525
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,014
I have to pee.
Try on the suit.
526
00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:18,117
Hey, babe, two drink maximum
tonight. Okay?
527
00:21:18,186 --> 00:21:19,515
Remember,
vodka is not your friend.
528
00:21:19,584 --> 00:21:20,979
Vodka's not my friend.
You got it.
529
00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:22,848
Hey, how about
I just try this on later.
530
00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:24,352
And then,
you could be surprised. Huh?
531
00:21:24,421 --> 00:21:26,557
Did you use my toothbrush?
532
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,386
Uh, no, why?
533
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,657
It's wet.
534
00:21:29,725 --> 00:21:31,123
Oh, well, I mean,
I took a shower.
535
00:21:31,192 --> 00:21:32,827
So, I probably just splashed
on it or something.
536
00:21:32,895 --> 00:21:35,564
Hmm. I leave it here
because I trust you.
537
00:21:35,633 --> 00:21:38,229
And relationships
are built on trust.
538
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,403
Uh, don't you think
it's weird that you kiss me,
539
00:21:40,471 --> 00:21:41,805
but I can't use
your toothbrush?
540
00:21:41,874 --> 00:21:42,902
No.
541
00:21:42,971 --> 00:21:45,002
Some things
aren't meant to be shared.
542
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,778
-Oral hygiene is one of them.
-Oh.
543
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,014
(STEAM HISSING)
544
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:51,476
Davai, davai!
545
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,680
Davai!
546
00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:54,387
-(SAM GROANS CONTENTEDLY)
-(GRIFFIN LAUGHING)
547
00:21:54,455 --> 00:21:56,253
She said "yes"?
And then she said "no"?
548
00:21:56,322 --> 00:21:59,552
Yes. But it's a yes, I think.
549
00:21:59,621 --> 00:22:00,853
Maybe she changed her mind
550
00:22:00,922 --> 00:22:04,030
about marrying
a lowly public defender.
551
00:22:04,099 --> 00:22:06,225
No, wrong. She supports me.
552
00:22:06,293 --> 00:22:08,962
She just thinks I should make
a move into corporate.
553
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,096
You hate corporate.
554
00:22:12,106 --> 00:22:13,237
I don't hate corporate.
555
00:22:13,306 --> 00:22:14,370
Are you leaving the office?
556
00:22:14,439 --> 00:22:16,240
No, I mean, it's just a maybe.
557
00:22:16,309 --> 00:22:17,706
Clementine's uncle has a firm.
558
00:22:17,775 --> 00:22:19,276
So, she just wants
me to consider it.
559
00:22:19,345 --> 00:22:21,346
Hey, buddy. What do you want?
560
00:22:21,415 --> 00:22:22,907
Listen, I'm getting
what I want, okay?
561
00:22:22,976 --> 00:22:24,415
I'm getting...
I'm getting her.
562
00:22:24,484 --> 00:22:26,647
Tonight, I'm making it
official, again.
563
00:22:26,716 --> 00:22:28,146
-You're getting married?
-Yeah.
564
00:22:28,215 --> 00:22:29,882
-(UPBEAT BALKAN MUSIC PLAYING)
-(LAUGHTER)
565
00:22:29,951 --> 00:22:31,684
YEGOR: Yes,
a little to celebrate.
566
00:22:31,753 --> 00:22:33,724
GRIFFIN: Oh, no, no, no. No.
567
00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:35,723
I told Clementine I'm not
gonna drink today, so...
568
00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:38,227
Nyet! Nonsense,
get up, get up.
569
00:22:38,296 --> 00:22:39,363
Up, up, up, up, up.
570
00:22:39,432 --> 00:22:41,499
You will get married.
We toast.
571
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,128
This is the best vodka
in the world.
572
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:45,568
My grandmother had this
at her wedding.
573
00:22:45,637 --> 00:22:47,433
You cannot insult
his babushka.
574
00:22:47,501 --> 00:22:50,140
Okay, I'm not gonna insult
anyone's babushka. One shot.
575
00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:51,471
ALL: Na zdorovie!
576
00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:52,674
SAM: Oh, no, no, no.
577
00:22:52,843 --> 00:22:54,278
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
All the way. All the way.
578
00:22:54,347 --> 00:22:55,715
-Smell, smell.
-(SNIFFS)
579
00:22:55,784 --> 00:22:56,576
Right.
580
00:22:56,644 --> 00:22:58,610
(ALL CHEER AND LAUGH)
581
00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,415
One more cheer.
582
00:23:00,483 --> 00:23:02,955
The beautiful Clementine!
583
00:23:03,024 --> 00:23:04,749
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
584
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,823
(ALL TOAST IN RUSSIAN)
585
00:23:09,326 --> 00:23:10,761
(GASPS) Ooh.
586
00:23:10,830 --> 00:23:14,130
ALL: (SINGING) Oh, my darlingOh, my darling
587
00:23:14,199 --> 00:23:16,164
Clementina
588
00:23:16,233 --> 00:23:17,369
Whoo-hoo!
589
00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,564
-(MAN EXCLAIMS)
-Clementina
590
00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:21,705
Clementina
591
00:23:22,207 --> 00:23:24,605
Clementina
592
00:23:24,674 --> 00:23:26,406
Clementina (LAUGHING)
593
00:23:26,474 --> 00:23:28,074
(GRUNTING)
594
00:23:29,983 --> 00:23:31,213
Last one.
595
00:23:31,282 --> 00:23:33,152
(ALL CHEERING)
596
00:23:33,221 --> 00:23:34,982
-Whoo-hoo!
-Let's go!
597
00:23:36,455 --> 00:23:38,755
(ALL SHOUTING AND LAUGHING)
598
00:23:40,994 --> 00:23:42,154
(EXCLAIMS)
599
00:23:43,164 --> 00:23:44,958
(ALL YELLING BOISTEROUSLY)
600
00:23:45,027 --> 00:23:48,463
(SINGING)
Darling , oh, my darling
601
00:23:48,531 --> 00:23:53,499
-Oh, my darling, Clementina
-GROUP: Clementina , Clementina
602
00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:55,469
(LAUGHTER)
603
00:23:55,538 --> 00:23:56,602
GRIFFIN: Thank you.
604
00:23:56,971 --> 00:23:58,938
I have to say
a proper goodbye.
605
00:23:59,007 --> 00:24:00,607
-Hey, put yourself...
-(GRIFFIN YELLS)
606
00:24:00,675 --> 00:24:01,979
Hey, what's your name?
607
00:24:02,048 --> 00:24:03,115
Gevorg.
608
00:24:03,184 --> 00:24:04,278
Ah, that's my aunt's name.
609
00:24:04,347 --> 00:24:05,379
(RETCHES)
610
00:24:05,448 --> 00:24:08,181
(IN RUSSIAN)
611
00:24:09,151 --> 00:24:11,489
(IN ENGLISH)
Okay, I love you too, Gevorg.
612
00:24:11,558 --> 00:24:14,025
Deliver her to 15 Maple Drive,
Norwood.
613
00:24:14,094 --> 00:24:16,391
(IN RUSSIAN)
614
00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:17,925
(IN ENGLISH) 15 Maple...
615
00:24:17,994 --> 00:24:20,263
-(CAR HORN BEEPS)
-Go get her, my friend.
616
00:24:20,332 --> 00:24:21,633
Do svidaniya.
617
00:24:21,702 --> 00:24:23,529
-Yep. (KISSES)
-GRIFFIN: Do svidaniya.
618
00:24:23,598 --> 00:24:25,104
(SPEAKS RUSSIAN)
619
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,903
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
620
00:24:28,770 --> 00:24:30,576
GRIFFIN: Do svidaniya.
621
00:24:31,741 --> 00:24:32,937
Who pissed in your Cheerios?
622
00:24:33,006 --> 00:24:34,442
Maybe I should just call him.
623
00:24:34,511 --> 00:24:35,779
The guy just dumped you.
624
00:24:35,847 --> 00:24:38,410
He doesn't get a call.
He gets a beating.
625
00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:41,681
I'm sorry, you're not allowed
to have alcohol in here.
626
00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,182
What about a broken heart?
627
00:24:43,251 --> 00:24:45,089
Is she allowed to have
one of those in here?
628
00:24:45,158 --> 00:24:46,117
We're sorry.
629
00:24:46,186 --> 00:24:47,593
I thought this was
a place of healing.
630
00:24:48,496 --> 00:24:50,429
Look, seriously,
what am I going to do?
631
00:24:50,498 --> 00:24:51,792
I can't show up
without a date.
632
00:24:51,861 --> 00:24:54,193
How about him?
He seems fun.
633
00:24:55,228 --> 00:24:57,031
What?
The wedding's in four hours.
634
00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,067
-You can't afford to be picky.
-Forget it.
635
00:24:59,136 --> 00:25:00,803
I can't just pick up
some random guy off the street
636
00:25:00,872 --> 00:25:02,238
and bring him
to my sister's wedding.
637
00:25:02,307 --> 00:25:03,534
Sure, you can.
638
00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:04,841
Hey.
639
00:25:07,348 --> 00:25:09,244
Want to go to a wedding later?
640
00:25:09,313 --> 00:25:10,550
Uh...
641
00:25:12,614 --> 00:25:14,015
(MARGOT SCOFFS)
642
00:25:15,884 --> 00:25:19,122
Uh, I have plans. Or I would.
643
00:25:19,424 --> 00:25:20,857
Of course, you would.
644
00:25:22,626 --> 00:25:24,296
MARGOT: This is so stupid.
645
00:25:24,365 --> 00:25:25,764
I mean, what kind of a loser
646
00:25:25,833 --> 00:25:27,459
doesn't already have a date
for New Year's Eve?
647
00:25:27,762 --> 00:25:29,195
Don't answer that.
648
00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:30,666
Got him.
649
00:25:30,735 --> 00:25:33,870
He's free tonight
and he's cute.
650
00:25:34,436 --> 00:25:35,806
Perfect.
651
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:39,739
(GROANS)
652
00:25:39,808 --> 00:25:42,208
(HOLIDAY MUSIC PLAYING)
653
00:25:55,460 --> 00:25:56,625
GRIFFIN: 15 Maple Drive?
654
00:25:56,694 --> 00:25:58,296
That's right. 15 Maple Drive.
655
00:25:58,365 --> 00:25:59,459
(WHISPERS) 15 Maple Drive.
656
00:25:59,528 --> 00:26:01,733
$96.15
657
00:26:02,863 --> 00:26:05,968
Wait. Maybe $46.15.
658
00:26:06,037 --> 00:26:09,503
But it's fine.
'Cause it's New Year's Eve.
659
00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:11,637
You're supposed to get a tip.
660
00:26:11,706 --> 00:26:13,540
You robbed me.
661
00:26:13,609 --> 00:26:14,611
You robbed me.
662
00:26:14,679 --> 00:26:16,242
Okay, my friend.
Happy New Year.
663
00:26:19,354 --> 00:26:21,214
GRIFFIN: Oh, shit. Oh, God.
664
00:26:25,191 --> 00:26:26,587
(GRUNTING)
665
00:26:26,655 --> 00:26:28,654
Come here, you.
666
00:26:28,723 --> 00:26:30,557
Oh. Oh, shit.
667
00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:32,863
(GROANING)
668
00:26:36,566 --> 00:26:38,066
(TEDDY PURRING)
669
00:26:39,132 --> 00:26:41,641
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
670
00:26:56,123 --> 00:26:57,184
(MUMBLES)
671
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,090
Hi, Teddy.
672
00:27:01,693 --> 00:27:03,388
What are you doing up there?
673
00:27:04,529 --> 00:27:06,292
Why are you so dirty?
674
00:27:09,897 --> 00:27:12,838
Clementine! Look at you.
675
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,202
(CLOCK TICKING)
676
00:27:19,042 --> 00:27:21,043
We're gonna have
to talk about that.
677
00:27:23,578 --> 00:27:25,080
(GROANS)
678
00:27:26,747 --> 00:27:28,020
(SIGHS)
679
00:27:28,389 --> 00:27:30,987
(FAN WHIRRING DISTORTEDLY)
680
00:27:34,789 --> 00:27:36,388
(SNIFFS, GROANS)
681
00:27:40,365 --> 00:27:42,427
(MOANING)
682
00:27:44,104 --> 00:27:45,199
(SNIFFS)
683
00:27:47,475 --> 00:27:48,470
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)
684
00:27:48,539 --> 00:27:50,039
(KEYS JINGLE)
685
00:28:19,066 --> 00:28:21,334
(CLOCK RESUMES TICKING)
686
00:28:28,545 --> 00:28:29,848
(SIGHS)
687
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,319
(GROANS, SIGHS)
688
00:28:41,491 --> 00:28:42,927
(GRUNTS)
689
00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,297
(WHIMPERS)
690
00:28:46,366 --> 00:28:49,368
(BOTH SCREAMING)
691
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:50,902
(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)
692
00:28:50,971 --> 00:28:52,902
-Who the hell are you?
-Who the hell are you?
693
00:28:52,971 --> 00:28:54,903
-Well, I live here!
-I live here!
694
00:28:54,971 --> 00:28:57,375
-This is my bed.
-This is my bed.
695
00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:58,436
-Really?
-What?
696
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,106
What a coincidence! We both
have a one-eyed teddy bear?
697
00:29:01,175 --> 00:29:02,842
-What? Oh.
-(SHRIEKS)
698
00:29:02,911 --> 00:29:04,145
Why are you naked?
699
00:29:04,214 --> 00:29:05,984
I don't know, I guess I...
I took a shower.
700
00:29:06,053 --> 00:29:08,179
-I'm calling the police.
-Do I look scary? I'm naked.
701
00:29:08,248 --> 00:29:09,480
That's exactly what's scary.
702
00:29:09,549 --> 00:29:11,957
-Don't... Don't call the cops.
-9-1-1.
703
00:29:12,025 --> 00:29:14,024
-(LINE RINGS)
-911. What's your emergency?
704
00:29:14,093 --> 00:29:16,389
There is a naked deranged man
in my house.
705
00:29:16,458 --> 00:29:17,990
-Not deranged, actually.
-Does he have a weapon?
706
00:29:18,058 --> 00:29:19,092
Do you have a weapon?
707
00:29:19,161 --> 00:29:20,498
Do I look like
I have a weapon?
708
00:29:20,567 --> 00:29:22,499
-(GASPS)
-(GRIFFIN YELPS)
709
00:29:22,568 --> 00:29:23,969
-Ow.
-Karma.
710
00:29:24,038 --> 00:29:25,735
That's what you get
for breaking into my house.
711
00:29:25,804 --> 00:29:26,966
Ma'am, are you in danger?
712
00:29:27,034 --> 00:29:28,268
Oh, I didn't break in.
713
00:29:28,537 --> 00:29:30,873
Jesus! I used the spare key
under the flower pot.
714
00:29:30,942 --> 00:29:32,911
Wha...
And how did you know
715
00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:35,140
there's a spare key
under my flower pot?
716
00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:36,374
Because there's a spare key
717
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:38,016
under every flower pot
in Norwood.
718
00:29:38,084 --> 00:29:39,512
Ha! You're not in Norwood,
you're in Westwood.
719
00:29:39,581 --> 00:29:40,945
Ma'am, can you pleaserepeat the address?
720
00:29:41,014 --> 00:29:42,650
I am? Jesus.
721
00:29:43,152 --> 00:29:44,588
-Thanks a lot, Gevorg.
-Who?
722
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:46,057
Who's that? Are you alone?
723
00:29:46,126 --> 00:29:47,253
Is there another intruderin the house?
724
00:29:47,322 --> 00:29:49,688
Yeah, of course, I'm alone.
I think.
725
00:29:49,757 --> 00:29:53,093
Oh, no. I'm gonna die. This is
just like Basic Instinct.
726
00:29:53,162 --> 00:29:54,727
No, no, no. In Basic Instinct ,
727
00:29:54,796 --> 00:29:56,663
she ties the guy to the bed
and kills him with an icepick.
728
00:29:56,732 --> 00:29:58,965
So, if this is Basic Instinct ,
then I should be scared.
729
00:29:59,034 --> 00:30:00,301
Then it's Jagged Edge.
730
00:30:00,670 --> 00:30:02,601
In Jagged Edge , Jeff Bridges
is wearing a ski mask.
731
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,372
-I'm wearing a towel.
-Then it's Rear Window.
732
00:30:04,441 --> 00:30:06,271
In Rear Window ,
Jimmy Stewart is in a cast,
733
00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:07,879
and Raymond Burr
kills his wife
734
00:30:07,948 --> 00:30:09,141
in a completely
different apartment.
735
00:30:09,210 --> 00:30:10,476
It doesn't even make sense.
736
00:30:10,544 --> 00:30:11,915
Ma'am, do youeven watch movies?
737
00:30:11,984 --> 00:30:13,181
I don't always
make it to the end.
738
00:30:13,516 --> 00:30:15,086
I don't know what's going on
here, but I'm harmless.
739
00:30:15,154 --> 00:30:16,848
-Okay? I swear.
-He sounds harmless to me.
740
00:30:16,917 --> 00:30:18,120
Fine.
741
00:30:18,522 --> 00:30:20,688
But if he dismembers me and
makes lamps out of my skin,
742
00:30:20,757 --> 00:30:22,125
it's on you.
743
00:30:22,594 --> 00:30:24,121
Just stay, sit.
744
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,228
Don't bleed on anything.
745
00:30:28,468 --> 00:30:29,664
Oh, my God.
746
00:30:29,733 --> 00:30:31,101
(FAUCET RUNS)
747
00:30:35,841 --> 00:30:37,269
-(SOFTLY) Here.
-Ow!
748
00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:39,373
-That hurts.
-You're welcome.
749
00:30:41,879 --> 00:30:43,744
-(SIGHS)
-Not to be weird,
750
00:30:43,813 --> 00:30:45,681
but have we met?
751
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:47,581
No, we haven't met.
752
00:30:48,117 --> 00:30:50,019
I... I'm a real-estate agent.
753
00:30:50,088 --> 00:30:53,052
Maybe you've seen my face
on a park bench.
754
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,026
Mm... No, that wasn't it.
755
00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:58,997
Oh, my God! Last night
at Bennigan's parking lot.
756
00:30:59,699 --> 00:31:00,995
Okay, are you stalking me?
757
00:31:01,064 --> 00:31:02,765
No, oh, my God, no. I swear.
758
00:31:02,834 --> 00:31:03,965
I don't know why I'm here.
759
00:31:04,034 --> 00:31:05,768
But I live at 15 Maple Drive.
760
00:31:05,837 --> 00:31:07,836
This is 15 Maple Drive.
761
00:31:08,238 --> 00:31:11,376
What?
No, that's... that's crazy.
762
00:31:11,445 --> 00:31:12,505
(DOORBELL DINGS)
763
00:31:12,573 --> 00:31:13,911
-Oh, no, who's that?
-How should I know?
764
00:31:13,980 --> 00:31:16,179
Apparently,
this is your house.
765
00:31:17,647 --> 00:31:18,650
Kip?
766
00:31:18,719 --> 00:31:19,914
-What do you want?
-My tux.
767
00:31:19,983 --> 00:31:21,149
I texted you I was coming.
768
00:31:21,218 --> 00:31:23,185
I didn't get it.
I... I blocked you.
769
00:31:23,254 --> 00:31:25,385
-A bit soon, don't you think?
-Goodbye.
770
00:31:25,454 --> 00:31:27,753
Just let me get my tux.
And I'll be gone.
771
00:31:27,822 --> 00:31:30,293
The tux you were supposed to
wear to my sister's wedding?
772
00:31:30,361 --> 00:31:32,292
Yeah, it's a really nice tux.
And I have a...
773
00:31:32,361 --> 00:31:33,992
-(MARGOT GASPS)
-GRIFFIN: Fuck.
774
00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:35,665
(GRIFFIN GROANS)
775
00:31:36,034 --> 00:31:37,765
-Um... Uh...
-(KIP SCOFFS)
776
00:31:37,834 --> 00:31:39,166
Hi. This...
777
00:31:39,235 --> 00:31:40,765
-I...
-Who the hell is this?
778
00:31:40,834 --> 00:31:42,704
-I don't know. Who are you?
-I'm her boyfriend.
779
00:31:42,773 --> 00:31:43,975
Ex-boyfriend.
780
00:31:44,044 --> 00:31:46,276
We broke up
less than 24 hours ago.
781
00:31:46,345 --> 00:31:48,881
And there's already some
naked guy in your apartment?
782
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,714
-I mean, how...
-We didn't break up.
783
00:31:50,782 --> 00:31:52,316
You broke up with me.
784
00:31:52,385 --> 00:31:54,580
Wait, you broke up with her
right before New Year's Eve?
785
00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:56,214
What a dick!
786
00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:57,483
I know, right? Thank you.
787
00:31:57,552 --> 00:31:59,858
The naked dude
is calling me a dick.
788
00:31:59,927 --> 00:32:01,190
What? Do you have
a problem with that?
789
00:32:01,259 --> 00:32:03,560
Trust me,
you should hope that I don't.
790
00:32:03,629 --> 00:32:04,522
Okay, no, no, no.
791
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:08,000
You will not
threaten my guest.
792
00:32:08,767 --> 00:32:09,831
What is going on here?
793
00:32:10,167 --> 00:32:12,602
Are you drunk?
Is this all you?
794
00:32:12,671 --> 00:32:13,664
So, what if I am?
795
00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:16,301
You've drunken some rosé and
you've picked up some loser.
796
00:32:16,370 --> 00:32:18,001
Actually, I'm a lawyer, so...
797
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,309
You are?
798
00:32:19,511 --> 00:32:20,506
Ha.
799
00:32:20,775 --> 00:32:22,345
You don't even know what
naked guy does for a living.
800
00:32:22,413 --> 00:32:23,945
He could be a serial killer,
he could be crazy.
801
00:32:24,013 --> 00:32:25,314
I'm not naked anymore.
802
00:32:25,383 --> 00:32:27,112
Yeah, he can be naked
if he wants to be naked.
803
00:32:27,181 --> 00:32:28,382
In fact, we can be naked
804
00:32:28,451 --> 00:32:29,681
all over the place
if we want to be.
805
00:32:30,283 --> 00:32:31,518
What does that mean?
806
00:32:31,921 --> 00:32:33,355
It means...
807
00:32:34,821 --> 00:32:36,892
do you want to go to a wedding
with me tonight?
808
00:32:36,961 --> 00:32:39,130
GRIFFIN: Wh... Mm... Uh...
809
00:32:39,765 --> 00:32:41,726
(GRIFFIN MUMBLING)
810
00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:43,596
(SCOFFS)
811
00:32:44,065 --> 00:32:45,367
(GRIFFIN SIGHS)
812
00:32:50,108 --> 00:32:52,308
All right, okay,
I've seen enough.
813
00:32:57,914 --> 00:32:59,376
Goodbye, Kip.
814
00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:00,477
-Seriously?
-I mean,
815
00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:02,021
it felt pretty serious to me.
816
00:33:02,089 --> 00:33:04,819
Okay, no, I get it now.
This is a test.
817
00:33:04,888 --> 00:33:06,288
(INHALES SHARPLY)
818
00:33:06,357 --> 00:33:08,126
Fortunately, for you,
I went through
819
00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:11,993
a grueling heart chakra
healing this morning
820
00:33:12,062 --> 00:33:14,358
with my guru over Zoom.
821
00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:16,264
So, I am not about to lose
822
00:33:16,332 --> 00:33:18,295
the progress that I made
over this.
823
00:33:18,364 --> 00:33:19,571
-Okay.
-Okay.
824
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,634
But, if I see you again,
825
00:33:23,010 --> 00:33:25,071
Sadeep is not going
to be happy.
826
00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:26,573
Okay, okay, enough.
827
00:33:28,382 --> 00:33:29,448
Goodbye.
828
00:33:29,517 --> 00:33:30,408
Oh, my God.
829
00:33:30,477 --> 00:33:32,678
-I am so sorry.
-Oh, no.
830
00:33:32,746 --> 00:33:35,015
I don't know
what came over me, I was...
831
00:33:35,084 --> 00:33:36,418
It's totally fine.
832
00:33:36,487 --> 00:33:38,416
But, you know,
I should get going. (CHUCKLES)
833
00:33:38,485 --> 00:33:40,284
Um... Yeah, I was... I just...
834
00:33:40,353 --> 00:33:42,556
About the wedding...
835
00:33:43,191 --> 00:33:44,288
Oh, that was real?
836
00:33:44,357 --> 00:33:46,129
You probably have plans.
837
00:33:46,198 --> 00:33:48,327
I mean, yeah,
you could say that.
838
00:33:48,396 --> 00:33:50,234
Yeah, and I mean, who would...
839
00:33:50,303 --> 00:33:52,164
who would go to a wedding
with a total stranger
840
00:33:52,233 --> 00:33:53,503
on New Year's Eve?
841
00:33:53,572 --> 00:33:54,604
(MOUTHS)
842
00:33:55,274 --> 00:33:59,337
Um... Well, this has, uh,
been interesting.
843
00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:03,781
You see, my sister is getting
married in about two hours.
844
00:34:03,850 --> 00:34:05,483
And I'm the maid of honor.
845
00:34:05,552 --> 00:34:07,846
And that guy who just left was
supposed to be my plus one.
846
00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:09,584
And everyone was like,
"Don't get your hopes up."
847
00:34:09,653 --> 00:34:11,349
But, what did I do?
I went and got my hopes up,
848
00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:13,989
and it's $40 a plate.
849
00:34:14,058 --> 00:34:15,290
And if I show up alone,
850
00:34:15,359 --> 00:34:16,921
I'll have to sit
next to an empty chair
851
00:34:16,990 --> 00:34:19,657
surrounded by happy couples
and judgy relatives,
852
00:34:19,726 --> 00:34:21,327
and I'll be
the last girl standing
853
00:34:21,396 --> 00:34:22,828
when the band starts to play.
854
00:34:22,897 --> 00:34:24,598
And the first girl shoved out
onto the dance floor
855
00:34:24,666 --> 00:34:27,338
to catch that stupid
overpriced bouquet.
856
00:34:27,407 --> 00:34:32,472
And I mean, I would rather die
a slow and painful death
857
00:34:32,541 --> 00:34:34,541
than participate
in that humiliating
858
00:34:34,610 --> 00:34:36,312
sexist
Hunger Games tradition...
859
00:34:36,381 --> 00:34:38,715
You know? I just...
Aah! (CHUCKLES)
860
00:34:38,784 --> 00:34:39,983
GRIFFIN: Ah...
861
00:34:40,052 --> 00:34:42,718
Look, I, um... I really can't.
862
00:34:43,154 --> 00:34:44,552
I really... I really can't.
863
00:34:45,956 --> 00:34:47,055
No, of course.
864
00:34:47,124 --> 00:34:48,352
I mean, I sound psycho.
865
00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:50,195
No, no, not at all.
866
00:34:50,795 --> 00:34:52,164
Um...
867
00:34:54,296 --> 00:34:55,565
Breakfast at Tiffany's?
868
00:34:56,335 --> 00:34:58,729
MARGOT: Oh, yeah.
It's my favorite movie.
869
00:34:58,798 --> 00:35:00,733
My cat's name is Cat.
(CHUCKLES)
870
00:35:01,509 --> 00:35:02,367
Mine too.
871
00:35:02,435 --> 00:35:03,635
You have a cat named Cat?
872
00:35:03,704 --> 00:35:05,574
No, uh,
Breakfast at Tiffany's.
873
00:35:05,643 --> 00:35:07,777
I have a Breakfastat Tiffany's poster
874
00:35:07,846 --> 00:35:08,875
in my kitchen.
875
00:35:09,244 --> 00:35:10,776
My cat is named Ted.
876
00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:13,647
(CHUCKLES)
877
00:35:15,982 --> 00:35:19,756
Well, anyway, um, thanks
for not calling the cops.
878
00:35:19,825 --> 00:35:20,851
Yeah, thanks
879
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,386
-for not murdering me.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
880
00:35:22,455 --> 00:35:25,494
Okay, well, goodbye.
881
00:35:28,768 --> 00:35:29,727
(DOOR SHUTS)
882
00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:32,133
-(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(WHIMPERS)
883
00:35:32,201 --> 00:35:34,635
(SCREAMS THROUGH CUSHION)
884
00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:37,308
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
885
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,570
-Yes?
-Hey.
886
00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:41,840
Uh, I just, I forgot my bag.
887
00:35:42,709 --> 00:35:44,145
-Oh. Oh.
-It's right over there.
888
00:35:44,214 --> 00:35:45,645
-Sure.
-Thank you.
889
00:35:45,714 --> 00:35:48,684
Thank you
and I'm sorry about all this.
890
00:35:48,753 --> 00:35:50,355
But, um,
891
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,349
yeah. Goodbye, again.
892
00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:53,953
Yeah. Goodbye.
893
00:35:54,022 --> 00:35:55,260
Forever.
894
00:36:01,394 --> 00:36:03,268
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
895
00:36:04,898 --> 00:36:07,973
Okay, I just,
I'd have to leave by 8:00.
896
00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,902
(GASPS) Yes! Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
897
00:36:10,971 --> 00:36:12,737
-Thank you, thank you.
-It's okay. All right.
898
00:36:12,806 --> 00:36:14,545
-Thank you, thank you.
-Yes, yes.
899
00:36:15,515 --> 00:36:17,277
How are you gonna explain
bringing me to this wedding?
900
00:36:17,346 --> 00:36:18,913
I'm not. You'll be Kip.
901
00:36:18,982 --> 00:36:21,384
Wait, you want me to pretend
to be the dick who just left?
902
00:36:21,453 --> 00:36:24,016
Please.
It'll just be so much easier.
903
00:36:24,084 --> 00:36:26,454
And you could leave as soon
as the ceremony's done.
904
00:36:26,522 --> 00:36:27,985
Please,
you'll be saving my life.
905
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:30,994
(SIGHS) Does Kip have a job?
906
00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:32,493
Of course, you have a job.
907
00:36:32,561 --> 00:36:34,429
I wouldn't date
a complete loser.
908
00:36:34,498 --> 00:36:35,559
You're a commercial
contractor.
909
00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:36,995
You own your own company.
910
00:36:37,063 --> 00:36:38,534
Okay, well, I don't
really know anything about
911
00:36:38,602 --> 00:36:41,035
being a contractor
because I'm a lawyer.
912
00:36:41,104 --> 00:36:42,539
Oh, perfect.
913
00:36:42,608 --> 00:36:44,901
Don't you guys basically lie
for a living? (SPITS)
914
00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:47,004
-(CHUCKLES DRYLY)
-Here, you can use mine.
915
00:36:50,844 --> 00:36:53,147
GRIFFIN: This is a 42 long.
I'm a 40.
916
00:36:53,216 --> 00:36:54,417
MARGOT: It's Armani.
917
00:36:54,486 --> 00:36:55,885
Just keep your hands
in the pockets.
918
00:36:56,555 --> 00:36:59,223
(SIGHS) Wait,
so if no one's met him yet,
919
00:36:59,292 --> 00:37:00,886
then why can't
I just be a lawyer?
920
00:37:00,954 --> 00:37:02,553
Because they already know
he's a contractor.
921
00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:03,788
Oh, and a black belt.
922
00:37:03,857 --> 00:37:05,429
-He's a black belt?
-Yeah, but relax.
923
00:37:05,498 --> 00:37:06,557
It's not like
you're getting into a fight
924
00:37:06,626 --> 00:37:07,859
at my sister's wedding.
925
00:37:07,928 --> 00:37:10,064
So, how long
have you guys been dating?
926
00:37:10,466 --> 00:37:13,734
Had been. Almost three months.
927
00:37:14,468 --> 00:37:15,900
Wait, three months
928
00:37:15,969 --> 00:37:17,436
and not a single person
in your life
929
00:37:17,505 --> 00:37:18,504
has met your boyfriend?
930
00:37:18,573 --> 00:37:20,312
He was busy. People are busy.
931
00:37:20,381 --> 00:37:22,281
Can we dispense
with the Twenty Questions?
932
00:37:23,476 --> 00:37:24,746
I need a zip.
933
00:37:25,182 --> 00:37:26,651
GRIFFIN: Oh, yeah.
934
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:27,781
Okay.
935
00:37:33,321 --> 00:37:34,593
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
936
00:37:34,762 --> 00:37:36,328
(BOTH SIGH)
937
00:37:38,229 --> 00:37:39,597
I'm Margot, by the way.
938
00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:40,864
Griffin.
939
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,533
Griffin?
Wait, your name is Griffin?
940
00:37:43,602 --> 00:37:45,630
Yes, like the mythical
creature. (CHUCKLES)
941
00:37:45,699 --> 00:37:48,065
Part lion, part bird. I know.
942
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,408
(MARGOT CHUCKLES)
943
00:37:51,076 --> 00:37:52,311
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
944
00:37:53,577 --> 00:37:55,611
-(CHIMING CONTINUES)
-MARGOT: Uh...
945
00:37:57,912 --> 00:37:59,844
-We gotta go, gotta go.
-Yes, yes, yes.
946
00:37:59,913 --> 00:38:02,882
GRIFFIN: Okay. Oh.
MARGOT: Okay.
947
00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:06,183
Wait. Hold on. I feel like
I'm forgetting something.
948
00:38:06,251 --> 00:38:07,991
Yeah, you're forgetting
this isn't your house.
949
00:38:08,060 --> 00:38:09,427
-Come on!
-Okay.
950
00:38:11,529 --> 00:38:13,398
-(ENGINE CRANKING)
-Oh, come on.
951
00:38:13,466 --> 00:38:15,796
Come on, come on, come on,
baby, come on.
952
00:38:15,864 --> 00:38:17,327
-Come on, come on, come on.
-(ENGINE STARTS)
953
00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:18,563
Yes!
954
00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:19,963
Uh, wait, should I drive?
955
00:38:20,032 --> 00:38:22,641
You know, that is
such a man thing to say.
956
00:38:22,710 --> 00:38:24,839
Like I'm incapable of starting
the car because I'm a woman
957
00:38:24,908 --> 00:38:27,107
and it happens to be
sub-zero temperatures outside?
958
00:38:27,176 --> 00:38:28,312
Good one.
959
00:38:28,714 --> 00:38:30,982
Or, perhaps because a DUI
will literally ruin your life.
960
00:38:31,050 --> 00:38:32,780
And I at least had a nap.
961
00:38:33,786 --> 00:38:34,852
Oh.
962
00:38:35,421 --> 00:38:37,285
Well, that's actually
very sweet.
963
00:38:37,354 --> 00:38:38,654
-Switch?
-Yeah, please.
964
00:38:38,956 --> 00:38:40,584
No! Well, hold on. I'm gonna
go around. I'm going around.
965
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:41,954
Around, around.
966
00:38:42,456 --> 00:38:44,792
Jeez! (GRUNTS)
967
00:38:46,328 --> 00:38:47,529
We need caffeine.
968
00:38:47,598 --> 00:38:48,928
Wait, are you sure
we have time?
969
00:38:48,997 --> 00:38:50,495
Yeah, there's always time
for coffee, let's go.
970
00:38:50,564 --> 00:38:51,832
(BLUES MUSIC PLAYS)
971
00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:53,765
GRIFFIN: All right, do you
want to tell me what happened
972
00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:55,606
with, uh,
Mr. Armani back there?
973
00:38:55,675 --> 00:38:57,969
MARGOT: It's a long story.
Not that interesting.
974
00:38:58,038 --> 00:38:59,610
Well, you know,
if it's any consolation,
975
00:38:59,678 --> 00:39:02,579
I'm pretty sure you dodged
a bullet back there.
976
00:39:03,279 --> 00:39:04,714
What about you?
977
00:39:04,783 --> 00:39:08,048
Did you dodge a bullet with
Miss Ginger Spice America?
978
00:39:08,117 --> 00:39:09,149
(SCOFFS)
979
00:39:09,485 --> 00:39:10,954
Her name is Clementine.
980
00:39:11,023 --> 00:39:12,721
Clementine?
981
00:39:12,790 --> 00:39:15,753
Wow. It's not a name,
it's a tricky fruit.
982
00:39:15,822 --> 00:39:17,492
Tricky fruit? What is that?
983
00:39:17,894 --> 00:39:20,328
Tricky. Fake, looks all sweet
on the outside,
984
00:39:20,396 --> 00:39:22,597
all bright and orange.
985
00:39:22,666 --> 00:39:25,800
Then you peel it,
it's this dry sour pith.
986
00:39:29,309 --> 00:39:31,370
No. My...
My Clementine is great.
987
00:39:31,439 --> 00:39:33,676
Hmm. Great.
988
00:39:35,074 --> 00:39:38,083
-(SIGHS)
-I thought you guys broke up.
989
00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:41,280
What? No, why...
why would you say that?
990
00:39:41,349 --> 00:39:42,787
Oh, um...
991
00:39:43,423 --> 00:39:45,586
(CHUCKLES)
'Cause she, you know,
992
00:39:45,655 --> 00:39:48,391
fled Bennigan's,
stole my Uber.
993
00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:50,088
Plus, you're on a date
with me.
994
00:39:50,156 --> 00:39:52,662
We're not on a date.
I mean, this is a favor.
995
00:39:55,067 --> 00:39:56,298
Yeah, I mean,
996
00:39:56,801 --> 00:39:59,801
you know, you're on a favor
with me. So...
997
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:01,535
Mm...
998
00:40:02,138 --> 00:40:05,308
You know, I get it, it's fine.
You don't even know me.
999
00:40:05,377 --> 00:40:07,776
Let's just get this over with.
1000
00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:09,976
Oh, it's left here.
1001
00:40:10,044 --> 00:40:12,312
-Here. Here, here, here!
-Left where? Here? Jeez!
1002
00:40:12,381 --> 00:40:14,145
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1003
00:40:15,285 --> 00:40:17,020
(BOTH PANTING)
1004
00:40:17,322 --> 00:40:18,848
Are you trying to kill us?
1005
00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,824
A little notice next time.
1006
00:40:21,027 --> 00:40:22,461
(GRIFFIN GRUNTS)
1007
00:40:23,491 --> 00:40:24,828
(GRIFFIN SIGHS)
1008
00:40:25,698 --> 00:40:27,999
Why does it look like
the lights are out?
1009
00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,366
-The sign says closed.
-No, no, no, no,
1010
00:40:30,435 --> 00:40:32,029
this cannot be happening! No!
1011
00:40:32,098 --> 00:40:33,536
I can't believe
they closed early.
1012
00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:35,032
I mean, how could
they do this to me?
1013
00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:37,070
Well, you wanted
to stop for coffee, so...
1014
00:40:37,139 --> 00:40:39,271
I'm bringing a stranger
to my sister's wedding.
1015
00:40:39,339 --> 00:40:42,008
Do I look like I make
good decisions under pressure?
1016
00:40:43,049 --> 00:40:44,242
Let's break in.
1017
00:40:45,011 --> 00:40:46,418
-Wait, what now?
-I cannot show up
1018
00:40:46,487 --> 00:40:47,783
without the veil.
I will be disowned
1019
00:40:47,852 --> 00:40:48,851
-after they kill me!
-Where are you going?
1020
00:40:50,021 --> 00:40:52,283
MARGOT: Oh! I can climb
on this and go in that window.
1021
00:40:52,352 --> 00:40:54,890
Oh, my, God, are you crazy?
Burglary is a felony.
1022
00:40:54,959 --> 00:40:56,920
What do you suggest? I don't
think there's a spare key
1023
00:40:56,989 --> 00:40:58,288
hiding under the flower pot.
1024
00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:01,027
Plus, it's not stealing if
it's your own property. So...
1025
00:41:01,096 --> 00:41:02,733
Um, actually, it's called
breaking and entering.
1026
00:41:02,802 --> 00:41:04,368
And you can get up to
three months in county jail.
1027
00:41:04,603 --> 00:41:07,302
-Oh. Well, that's doable.
-Oh, my God.
1028
00:41:07,370 --> 00:41:08,370
(MARGOT GRUNTS)
1029
00:41:08,439 --> 00:41:10,003
Come on, it's just a veil.
1030
00:41:10,771 --> 00:41:12,375
-MARGOT: Hmm?
-Well...
1031
00:41:12,444 --> 00:41:14,043
Sorry, what? "Just a veil"?
1032
00:41:14,112 --> 00:41:16,711
Well, yeah. I mean, it's just
like a piece of fabric, right?
1033
00:41:16,780 --> 00:41:18,143
So, can't she just,
I don't know,
1034
00:41:18,211 --> 00:41:20,277
find something else?
Like a towel or a sheet?
1035
00:41:20,345 --> 00:41:23,146
(LAUGHS) Okay. You want
my sister to get married
1036
00:41:23,215 --> 00:41:25,018
with a sheet
wrapped around her head?
1037
00:41:25,487 --> 00:41:26,756
A pretty sheet?
1038
00:41:28,457 --> 00:41:29,625
Okay, just move.
1039
00:41:29,694 --> 00:41:31,693
Okay, there's nothing
you can say
1040
00:41:31,762 --> 00:41:32,959
that's gonna
talk me out of this.
1041
00:41:33,261 --> 00:41:34,661
No, I'm saying you're not
tall enough to get up there.
1042
00:41:34,730 --> 00:41:36,865
So, just move. Let me do it.
1043
00:41:37,366 --> 00:41:39,571
Oh. Okay.
1044
00:41:40,303 --> 00:41:41,837
Thank you.
1045
00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:46,941
Hmm, all right. This is...
1046
00:41:48,575 --> 00:41:50,010
(GRUNTING)
1047
00:41:50,977 --> 00:41:52,781
MARGOT: Okay. All right, here.
1048
00:41:52,850 --> 00:41:53,844
-Let me, let me help you.
-GRIFFIN: No.
1049
00:41:53,913 --> 00:41:56,182
Okay. Okay. Here we go.
1050
00:41:56,251 --> 00:41:59,524
-Oh! Sorry, okay. Okay. Okay.
-GRIFFIN: Yes. Yeah.
1051
00:41:59,593 --> 00:42:03,359
Here we go, okay, okay.
Okay. Here we go.
1052
00:42:03,428 --> 00:42:05,026
-Almost. Yeah.
-Go. Go.
1053
00:42:05,094 --> 00:42:08,364
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, that's my head.
1054
00:42:08,633 --> 00:42:10,530
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
-(GLASS BREAKING)
1055
00:42:10,598 --> 00:42:12,635
-Oh, no.
-Oh, no.
1056
00:42:12,703 --> 00:42:14,272
-(CRASHING)
-MARGOT: Oh! Shit!
1057
00:42:14,341 --> 00:42:15,573
-(GRIFFIN GROANS)
-Okay,
1058
00:42:15,642 --> 00:42:16,938
-uh, what do I do?
-(CAR ALARM WAILING)
1059
00:42:17,007 --> 00:42:19,042
-What do I do?
-Just meet me around front.
1060
00:42:19,111 --> 00:42:19,969
Okay.
1061
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:22,279
GRIFFIN: Wait, wait, wait.
1062
00:42:22,348 --> 00:42:23,709
What's your sister's name?
1063
00:42:23,777 --> 00:42:26,217
Carrie. Carrie Hayes.
1064
00:42:26,286 --> 00:42:28,917
-Yeah. Oh, shit!
-Shit.
1065
00:42:31,218 --> 00:42:33,416
-I have the veil! Ha-ha! Yeah.
-My hero!
1066
00:42:33,485 --> 00:42:35,588
Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1067
00:42:35,657 --> 00:42:38,024
(GASPS) Oh, perfect.
1068
00:42:38,093 --> 00:42:39,725
-All right, let's go.
-Let's do it.
1069
00:42:39,793 --> 00:42:41,059
Oh, wait, one second.
1070
00:42:41,128 --> 00:42:42,534
MARGOT: Wait,
what are you doing?
1071
00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:43,799
GRIFFIN: I have
to leave some money
1072
00:42:43,868 --> 00:42:45,899
because I, uh,
broke a display case.
1073
00:42:45,968 --> 00:42:48,334
I'm a fugitive
with Mother Teresa.
1074
00:42:48,503 --> 00:42:49,773
Okay.
1075
00:42:50,606 --> 00:42:52,677
All righty. Do it.
1076
00:42:54,675 --> 00:42:56,846
(ENGINE CRANKING)
1077
00:42:58,011 --> 00:43:00,748
No. No, no, no, no, no. No!
1078
00:43:00,816 --> 00:43:02,280
Don't panic, no.
It's just cold.
1079
00:43:02,949 --> 00:43:04,856
(ENGINE SPUTTERS, DIES)
1080
00:43:05,325 --> 00:43:06,591
-And dead.
-Try again.
1081
00:43:06,660 --> 00:43:08,655
-Try again, try again.
-Come on, baby.
1082
00:43:08,724 --> 00:43:10,893
-(ENGINE CRANKS)
-(SIGHS)
1083
00:43:12,132 --> 00:43:13,291
(WHIMPERS) No!
1084
00:43:14,367 --> 00:43:17,433
(SCREAMING AND WHIMPERING)
1085
00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:19,903
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
1086
00:43:20,405 --> 00:43:21,805
MARGOT: Come on, Uber!
1087
00:43:21,873 --> 00:43:24,203
Well, someone has to
come by eventually.
1088
00:43:24,639 --> 00:43:25,770
(MARGOT SIGHS)
1089
00:43:26,373 --> 00:43:29,577
Carrie was right.
I am gonna ruin her wedding.
1090
00:43:29,645 --> 00:43:30,946
Well, I mean, listen,
1091
00:43:31,015 --> 00:43:31,975
if two people are destined
to be together,
1092
00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:33,718
then nothing can ruin it.
1093
00:43:34,419 --> 00:43:35,586
You don't know my sister.
1094
00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:36,950
She would call
the whole thing off
1095
00:43:37,019 --> 00:43:38,586
just so she could
hold it over my head
1096
00:43:38,655 --> 00:43:39,855
for the rest of our lives.
1097
00:43:39,924 --> 00:43:41,660
I'd say you guys
don't really get along.
1098
00:43:42,425 --> 00:43:43,525
No, we do.
1099
00:43:43,593 --> 00:43:44,993
We're just different.
1100
00:43:45,062 --> 00:43:47,396
Her life is perfectly planned
and executed
1101
00:43:47,465 --> 00:43:48,698
down to the last detail,
1102
00:43:48,766 --> 00:43:52,667
and I ate expired yogurt
for lunch.
1103
00:43:52,736 --> 00:43:54,706
Wait, that yogurt was expired?
1104
00:43:55,306 --> 00:43:56,339
Jesus!
1105
00:43:56,408 --> 00:43:57,941
Ever since we were kids,
1106
00:43:58,010 --> 00:44:00,037
Carrie made me feel like
I could never live up to her.
1107
00:44:00,106 --> 00:44:01,505
So, I didn't bother trying.
1108
00:44:01,574 --> 00:44:04,441
-Okay. So, it's her fault.
-I'm not saying that.
1109
00:44:05,144 --> 00:44:07,217
Okay, maybe I am saying that.
1110
00:44:07,786 --> 00:44:09,083
I bet you don't know
what it's like
1111
00:44:09,152 --> 00:44:11,523
to be a constant
disappointment to your family.
1112
00:44:11,591 --> 00:44:13,922
No, but I am
like an only child
1113
00:44:13,991 --> 00:44:15,955
to the world's happiest,
happy couple ever.
1114
00:44:16,024 --> 00:44:17,994
Wow, does
Social Services know?
1115
00:44:18,062 --> 00:44:19,795
-Okay. No, I'm serious though.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1116
00:44:19,864 --> 00:44:21,360
It's like the bar
is already so high.
1117
00:44:21,428 --> 00:44:23,635
And then, I'm like
their sole purpose in life.
1118
00:44:23,704 --> 00:44:24,928
So, I'm just excited
to get married,
1119
00:44:24,997 --> 00:44:26,397
so they'll finally have,
1120
00:44:26,466 --> 00:44:28,135
you know, someone else
to focus on for once.
1121
00:44:28,203 --> 00:44:30,201
Oh, are you getting married
soon? (CHUCKLES)
1122
00:44:30,270 --> 00:44:31,968
Well, I mean,
not tomorrow but...
1123
00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:33,771
CARRIAGE DRIVER: Go! Go!
1124
00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:35,273
Hey! Wait!
1125
00:44:35,342 --> 00:44:37,782
-GRIFFIN: Margot, wait!
-Whoa! Shit.
1126
00:44:39,619 --> 00:44:41,849
MARGOT: Excuse me!
GRIFFIN: Margot!
1127
00:44:41,918 --> 00:44:44,147
-Excuse me! Excuse me!
-Go!
1128
00:44:44,216 --> 00:44:46,854
-Go! Go!
-Hello! Excuse me!
1129
00:44:46,923 --> 00:44:47,921
-Margot, wait!
-MARGOT: Wait!
1130
00:44:47,989 --> 00:44:49,494
MAN: Driver?
MARGOT: Hold on.
1131
00:44:49,563 --> 00:44:51,026
MAN: Driver!
MARGOT: Wait.
1132
00:44:51,561 --> 00:44:52,628
Whoa. Whoa.
1133
00:44:53,331 --> 00:44:57,627
(BREATHLESSLY) Hi! Thank you.
Thank you, our car broke down.
1134
00:44:57,696 --> 00:45:00,836
My sister's getting married
tonight and I am so late.
1135
00:45:00,905 --> 00:45:02,234
GRIFFIN: Okay.
I have got the boot,
1136
00:45:02,303 --> 00:45:03,738
-Cinderella.
-WOMAN: Ooh, your shoe!
1137
00:45:03,807 --> 00:45:05,106
MARGOT: Oh! My... My prince.
1138
00:45:05,475 --> 00:45:07,143
-GRIFFIN: Yeah, yeah, just...
-He's harmless, he's with me.
1139
00:45:07,211 --> 00:45:08,338
-Oh, oh. Thank you, okay...
-Put your foot in here.
1140
00:45:08,407 --> 00:45:09,777
-...I got it.
-Well, come on up!
1141
00:45:09,846 --> 00:45:10,978
-GRIFFIN: Really?
-Yes.
1142
00:45:11,047 --> 00:45:12,244
GRIFFIN: Cool.
MARGOT: Thank you.
1143
00:45:12,313 --> 00:45:13,851
GRIFFIN: Hotel's like
three miles away,
1144
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:14,947
so, you know, we were
actually just gonna walk.
1145
00:45:15,016 --> 00:45:16,415
But this is probably better.
1146
00:45:16,484 --> 00:45:18,351
MARGOT: Ooh, you're saving
our lives. Seriously.
1147
00:45:18,853 --> 00:45:20,484
(MARGOT SIGHS HEAVILY)
1148
00:45:21,795 --> 00:45:23,955
So, what brings
you both out tonight?
1149
00:45:24,023 --> 00:45:25,457
It's our anniversary.
1150
00:45:25,526 --> 00:45:27,729
Always take my bride to dinner
on New Year's Eve.
1151
00:45:27,798 --> 00:45:28,794
-(GIGGLES)
-MARGOT: Aw!
1152
00:45:28,863 --> 00:45:29,927
Happy anniversary!
1153
00:45:29,996 --> 00:45:31,429
Fifty-eight years.
1154
00:45:31,497 --> 00:45:34,431
And he is still the most
romantic man I ever met.
1155
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:38,542
Fifty-eight years?
That's incredible!
1156
00:45:38,611 --> 00:45:40,005
So is your coat, by the way.
1157
00:45:40,074 --> 00:45:42,012
Ooh, this is my lucky coat.
1158
00:45:42,081 --> 00:45:44,845
I met the man of my dreams
because of this coat.
1159
00:45:44,914 --> 00:45:46,079
GRIFFIN: Because of the coat?
1160
00:45:46,148 --> 00:45:47,649
Sounds like
there's a story there.
1161
00:45:47,717 --> 00:45:49,553
Go on, dear. You tell it.
1162
00:45:49,622 --> 00:45:50,888
Oh, they don't want to hear
1163
00:45:50,956 --> 00:45:52,723
how a couple old coots met
50 years ago.
1164
00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:53,922
-Yes, we do!
-What? Yeah, we do.
1165
00:45:54,158 --> 00:45:55,959
-We definitely want to hear.
-GRIFFIN: Please.
1166
00:45:56,526 --> 00:45:57,729
Well,
1167
00:45:57,798 --> 00:46:00,226
it was a drizzly,
gray October morning.
1168
00:46:00,295 --> 00:46:02,062
I was taking the ferry
over to Manhattan
1169
00:46:02,131 --> 00:46:04,097
to meet my buddy, Hank,
for lunch.
1170
00:46:04,166 --> 00:46:06,031
So, the ferry pulls
into the port
1171
00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:09,232
and I see this beautiful girl
1172
00:46:09,301 --> 00:46:11,809
wearing a carnation pink coat.
1173
00:46:11,878 --> 00:46:14,239
-(GIGGLES)
-I was love-struck, frozen.
1174
00:46:14,308 --> 00:46:15,979
When I finally
got my legs to move,
1175
00:46:16,048 --> 00:46:17,847
I chased after her
but lost her in the crowd.
1176
00:46:17,916 --> 00:46:19,213
-Wait, you lost her?
-You lost her?
1177
00:46:19,282 --> 00:46:22,116
I was crushed. I figured
I'd go see a matinee.
1178
00:46:22,185 --> 00:46:24,620
So, I walked over
to the Astor on Broadway.
1179
00:46:24,688 --> 00:46:25,889
And would you believe it?
1180
00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:27,859
Who walks in
and sits one seat over?
1181
00:46:27,927 --> 00:46:30,525
But the girl
in the carnation pink coat.
1182
00:46:30,594 --> 00:46:31,594
(ALL CHUCKLE)
1183
00:46:31,662 --> 00:46:32,693
-Come on!
-No way!
1184
00:46:32,762 --> 00:46:34,096
So, the movie ends
1185
00:46:34,165 --> 00:46:35,593
and I follow her into
the lobby and ask her,
1186
00:46:35,662 --> 00:46:38,669
would she like to go
have a piece of pie with me?
1187
00:46:38,737 --> 00:46:40,096
-She said, "No."
-BOTH: "No"?
1188
00:46:40,165 --> 00:46:41,471
WOMAN: I had plans.
1189
00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:42,902
To meet my cousin.
1190
00:46:42,970 --> 00:46:44,238
MAN: So, I asked her,
1191
00:46:44,306 --> 00:46:45,741
"Would you please
give me your phone number?
1192
00:46:45,810 --> 00:46:47,241
"And I'll call you tomorrow."
1193
00:46:47,310 --> 00:46:51,211
Again, she said, "No."
Turned and walked out.
1194
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,443
-GRIFFIN: Oh, no.
-You just walked away?
1195
00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:56,149
Give a strange man
my phone number?
1196
00:46:56,217 --> 00:46:58,084
My mother would've
had my hide.
1197
00:46:58,152 --> 00:46:59,956
So, I go to meet
my buddy, Hank,
1198
00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:02,894
over at Stardust Diner
on 52nd Street.
1199
00:47:05,130 --> 00:47:07,492
I walked in,and would you believe it?
1200
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,329
Draped over the backof the booth
1201
00:47:09,398 --> 00:47:12,336
-was a carnation pink coat.
-(WOMAN GIGGLES)
1202
00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:15,038
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1203
00:47:26,049 --> 00:47:28,581
-That was that.
-BOTH: Mm.
1204
00:47:29,251 --> 00:47:30,546
MAN: Two months later,
we eloped.
1205
00:47:30,615 --> 00:47:32,952
And that was
58 years ago tonight.
1206
00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:35,454
Simply, a matter of fate.
1207
00:47:37,026 --> 00:47:40,330
Wow! That's a beautiful story.
1208
00:47:41,133 --> 00:47:43,596
Nothing like that
would ever happen on Tinder.
1209
00:47:44,266 --> 00:47:46,971
I mean,
not that I'm on Tinder.
1210
00:47:47,773 --> 00:47:49,202
Our son is gonna pick us up.
1211
00:47:49,271 --> 00:47:50,401
Why don't you folks
keep the carriage
1212
00:47:50,470 --> 00:47:51,776
-for the rest of the night?
-Oh.
1213
00:47:51,844 --> 00:47:52,939
-Really?
-GRIFFIN: Are you serious?
1214
00:47:53,007 --> 00:47:54,374
That would be amazing.
1215
00:47:55,877 --> 00:47:57,074
DRIVER: Whoa.
1216
00:47:57,143 --> 00:47:59,247
Here we are, folks.
1217
00:48:00,048 --> 00:48:01,080
MARGOT: Happy anniversary.
1218
00:48:01,149 --> 00:48:02,981
Go on, dear. You take this.
1219
00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:04,550
Oh, no, no, no. I can't.
1220
00:48:04,619 --> 00:48:07,624
A pretty girl like you
can't be going to a wedding
1221
00:48:07,692 --> 00:48:09,593
in such an ugly coat.
1222
00:48:09,661 --> 00:48:11,194
(GASPS QUIETLY) Uh...
1223
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:14,265
Well, it's your lucky coat.
I wouldn't feel right.
1224
00:48:14,334 --> 00:48:17,897
Dear, when the universe hands
you a gift, you don't say no.
1225
00:48:18,333 --> 00:48:21,698
Well, okay.
Only if you take mine.
1226
00:48:22,838 --> 00:48:23,973
(WOMAN CHUCKLES)
1227
00:48:24,042 --> 00:48:25,603
-Look at that!
-WOMAN: Thank you.
1228
00:48:26,710 --> 00:48:27,945
GRIFFIN: Well.
1229
00:48:28,147 --> 00:48:29,376
-Lovely meeting you.
-(WHISPERS) He's a keeper.
1230
00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:35,347
Oh, um...
1231
00:48:35,416 --> 00:48:36,880
-What was the movie?
-Sorry, son?
1232
00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:39,985
The matinee at the Astor.
You know, the day you two met.
1233
00:48:40,054 --> 00:48:42,688
Ah! Audrey Hepburn.
1234
00:48:42,756 --> 00:48:44,858
- Breakfast at Tiffany's.
- Breakfast at Tiffany's.
1235
00:48:44,927 --> 00:48:46,195
MAN: Still our favorite.
1236
00:48:48,763 --> 00:48:49,829
Wow.
1237
00:48:50,432 --> 00:48:51,561
Will you take this
and just make sure
1238
00:48:51,630 --> 00:48:53,400
you pay
for that couple's meal.
1239
00:48:53,468 --> 00:48:55,033
I'll just come by
in the morning to grab it.
1240
00:48:55,102 --> 00:48:56,233
Thank you so much.
1241
00:48:56,301 --> 00:48:57,601
What did you just do?
1242
00:48:57,670 --> 00:48:59,472
Oh, I just gave him
my credit card.
1243
00:48:59,541 --> 00:49:01,072
I thought we should
treat them to dinner.
1244
00:49:01,541 --> 00:49:03,873
You just gave a stranger
your credit card?
1245
00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:06,044
Yeah, it's fine. I'll just
come get it in the morning.
1246
00:49:06,113 --> 00:49:07,414
It's not a big deal.
1247
00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:13,354
(GENTLE FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
1248
00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:42,580
(MARGOT SIGHS IN RELIEF)
1249
00:49:42,649 --> 00:49:44,321
DRIVER: Easy.
GRIFFIN: Ah. Here we are.
1250
00:49:44,389 --> 00:49:46,056
MARGOT: All right. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1251
00:49:46,125 --> 00:49:47,517
Thank you so much, Sir.
Sorry, move.
1252
00:49:47,585 --> 00:49:48,921
(GRUNTS)
I'm coming with you.
1253
00:49:49,457 --> 00:49:50,957
Thank you so much.
Happy New Year.
1254
00:49:51,025 --> 00:49:52,360
Happy New Year.
1255
00:49:52,429 --> 00:49:54,332
-MARGOT: Thank you.
-Ah, thank you so much.
1256
00:49:55,001 --> 00:49:58,464
Okay. So, Dad is Paul.
Mom is Judy.
1257
00:49:58,533 --> 00:50:00,698
Remember, you build stuff
and you adore me.
1258
00:50:00,767 --> 00:50:02,465
I have to get this veil
to my sister, okay?
1259
00:50:02,534 --> 00:50:03,900
-Okay.
-Oh, hi, aunties!
1260
00:50:03,968 --> 00:50:06,406
-Oh. Oh. Yes. Wait, Margot.
-This must be Kip!
1261
00:50:06,475 --> 00:50:08,607
I'm glad you're here.
Sheila, Rita.
1262
00:50:10,710 --> 00:50:12,445
(SIGHS) Okay. Just make sure
that the buttons
1263
00:50:12,514 --> 00:50:13,918
are all lined up perfectly,
thank you.
1264
00:50:13,987 --> 00:50:15,150
Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1265
00:50:15,219 --> 00:50:17,180
-I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!
-Oh!
1266
00:50:17,449 --> 00:50:19,217
You are two hours late!
1267
00:50:19,285 --> 00:50:20,452
Yeah, we got the veil.
1268
00:50:20,521 --> 00:50:23,026
-"We"? Is Kip here?
-Yes, Kip is here.
1269
00:50:23,095 --> 00:50:25,129
-Oh.
-You guys have no faith in me.
1270
00:50:26,061 --> 00:50:27,329
Where are your shoes?
1271
00:50:27,895 --> 00:50:29,233
(SLURPS)
1272
00:50:29,669 --> 00:50:31,294
Um, Fourth Avenue.
1273
00:50:31,363 --> 00:50:32,797
No, no, no, no, no.
1274
00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:35,299
You cannot wear dirty
winter boots down the aisle.
1275
00:50:35,468 --> 00:50:36,900
-Um...
-CARRIE: Mom?
1276
00:50:36,969 --> 00:50:39,839
Well, you could always wear
your grandmother's shoes.
1277
00:50:39,908 --> 00:50:41,706
(SNORING)
1278
00:50:43,210 --> 00:50:44,478
-Cute.
-No.
1279
00:50:44,546 --> 00:50:46,182
I knew you were
gonna ruin the wedding.
1280
00:50:46,251 --> 00:50:47,712
I think you are
an absolute disaster!
1281
00:50:47,781 --> 00:50:50,952
Well, you know
what's not a disaster? You.
1282
00:50:51,021 --> 00:50:52,454
Okay? You look amazing.
1283
00:50:52,523 --> 00:50:55,318
And it's fine, I'll find Dana
and wear her shoes.
1284
00:50:55,387 --> 00:50:56,652
Everything will be fine.
1285
00:50:56,721 --> 00:50:59,225
Let's just get
this veil on you.
1286
00:50:59,294 --> 00:51:01,659
Let's get you all situated.
1287
00:51:01,728 --> 00:51:03,594
-Then just...
-MARGOT: Yeah, I got you.
1288
00:51:03,663 --> 00:51:04,931
-That's right.
-MARGOT: Here we go.
1289
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,168
(MARGOT GASPS)
1290
00:51:06,237 --> 00:51:09,807
Okay, come on.
You look stunning!
1291
00:51:09,876 --> 00:51:11,672
I'm really glad you're here.
1292
00:51:12,074 --> 00:51:13,307
I'm so sorry I was late.
1293
00:51:13,376 --> 00:51:15,112
It was just a debacle,
the whole thing.
1294
00:51:15,181 --> 00:51:17,013
-It's okay. It's okay.
-Evening, ladies.
1295
00:51:17,249 --> 00:51:20,782
Back-up wedding planner
at your service.
1296
00:51:20,850 --> 00:51:22,016
I'm Flour.
1297
00:51:22,084 --> 00:51:23,715
Not like the bouquet,
1298
00:51:24,349 --> 00:51:25,755
like the grain.
1299
00:51:25,824 --> 00:51:27,587
I'm sorry, are you high?
1300
00:51:27,922 --> 00:51:28,986
Meh.
1301
00:51:29,823 --> 00:51:31,760
-Little bit. (LAUGHS)
-(LIGHTS CRACKLING)
1302
00:51:31,829 --> 00:51:33,327
Oh! Maybe a lot.
1303
00:51:33,396 --> 00:51:34,593
-No, no, no.
-It's okay. It's okay.
1304
00:51:34,662 --> 00:51:35,700
-No, no, it's not okay.
-It's all right.
1305
00:51:35,768 --> 00:51:36,793
No, no, I'm freaking out.
1306
00:51:36,862 --> 00:51:38,968
-You want a hit?
-Oh, I'd love one. Thanks.
1307
00:51:39,037 --> 00:51:41,770
After the wedding maybe. Um...
1308
00:51:41,839 --> 00:51:43,099
Cool, cool.
1309
00:51:43,167 --> 00:51:44,976
All right, gonna go find Dana
for those shoes. So...
1310
00:51:45,044 --> 00:51:46,342
-Please.
-Oh, I want to go with you
1311
00:51:46,411 --> 00:51:47,673
because I want to meet
this Kip character.
1312
00:51:47,741 --> 00:51:49,076
No. Mom, please,
there's not enough time and,
1313
00:51:49,144 --> 00:51:50,378
you know, Kip is nervous.
1314
00:51:50,614 --> 00:51:52,342
He doesn't need my whole
family pawing all over him.
1315
00:51:52,410 --> 00:51:53,845
Do you have...?
1316
00:51:53,914 --> 00:51:55,315
Nobody's gonna be pawing
all over him. It's ridiculous.
1317
00:51:55,384 --> 00:51:56,615
CARRIE: I just...
MARGOT: Yeah.
1318
00:51:56,684 --> 00:51:57,787
JUDY: That doesn't make...
Wait for me.
1319
00:51:57,856 --> 00:51:59,015
Hell, yes. Rita, you can
1320
00:51:59,183 --> 00:52:01,319
knock down a pony wall
without a permit. No problem.
1321
00:52:01,388 --> 00:52:02,755
What about the electrical?
1322
00:52:03,124 --> 00:52:04,359
Just pull it.
1323
00:52:04,661 --> 00:52:06,523
Just take it out. Come on,
Paul, just pull that shit.
1324
00:52:06,592 --> 00:52:07,623
RITA: Isn't that dangerous?
1325
00:52:07,692 --> 00:52:09,100
I mean, yeah, if you're, like,
1326
00:52:09,169 --> 00:52:10,062
standing in a bathtub
or something.
1327
00:52:10,131 --> 00:52:11,395
(ALL LAUGH)
1328
00:52:11,463 --> 00:52:12,764
Oh, man, I love this guy.
1329
00:52:12,833 --> 00:52:15,205
Hey, dude, marry Margot
so we can be bros.
1330
00:52:15,274 --> 00:52:16,335
-GRIFFIN: Whoa!
-And you can teach me
1331
00:52:16,404 --> 00:52:17,975
all your moves, right? Hyah!
1332
00:52:18,044 --> 00:52:19,602
Oh, oh, careful.
I'm dangerous.
1333
00:52:19,671 --> 00:52:21,408
You're a martial arts guy too?
1334
00:52:21,477 --> 00:52:24,347
-I mean, I dabble, you know?
-Oh!
1335
00:52:24,415 --> 00:52:25,711
-For the cardio mostly.
-BRIAN: Dabble?
1336
00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:27,451
The dude's like
a third-degree black belt.
1337
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:30,086
Third, fourth. It's like,
who's counting at this point?
1338
00:52:30,155 --> 00:52:31,386
-BRIAN: Dude!
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
1339
00:52:31,455 --> 00:52:32,617
JUDY: Well, for months,
all I've heard
1340
00:52:32,686 --> 00:52:33,891
is Kip, Kip, Kip.
I want to meet Kip.
1341
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,226
Okay, Mom, you're being crazy.
1342
00:52:35,461 --> 00:52:37,393
-So, tone it down and I'll...
-DANA: Kip is here?
1343
00:52:37,462 --> 00:52:39,763
-Yes. That's him, right there.
-MARGOT: Uh, Kip.
1344
00:52:39,832 --> 00:52:40,824
Not much to look at
1345
00:52:40,893 --> 00:52:42,098
-but seems nice.
-MARGOT: Kip. Hey, Kip.
1346
00:52:42,166 --> 00:52:43,759
-Hey, Kip. Kip? Kip.
-Oh.
1347
00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:45,168
-Yeah, hi.
-DANA: That's Kip?
1348
00:52:45,237 --> 00:52:46,434
Yes, that's
Margot's boyfriend, Kip.
1349
00:52:46,769 --> 00:52:47,805
MARGOT: Yeah, sorry. I wanted
you to meet my mother.
1350
00:52:47,873 --> 00:52:49,403
Um, this is my mom, Judy.
1351
00:52:49,472 --> 00:52:51,000
-Oh, my gosh.
-Dying to meet you.
1352
00:52:51,069 --> 00:52:52,735
Hello, I've been dying
to meet you as well.
1353
00:52:52,804 --> 00:52:55,346
-The black belt?
-Uh, I guess.
1354
00:52:55,715 --> 00:52:56,808
Hold my purse.
1355
00:52:57,881 --> 00:52:58,976
Excuse me.
1356
00:52:59,912 --> 00:53:01,878
-(ALL GASP)
-How dare you show up here?
1357
00:53:01,947 --> 00:53:05,249
You are a sorry excuse
for a man! Kip!
1358
00:53:05,317 --> 00:53:06,587
I'm sorry.
1359
00:53:06,755 --> 00:53:08,487
Not the reflexes I'd expect
from a black belt.
1360
00:53:08,555 --> 00:53:10,826
Hey, Dana, stop.
This is not Kip.
1361
00:53:11,495 --> 00:53:13,528
DANA: Hmm?
MARGOT: I mean... I mean...
1362
00:53:13,596 --> 00:53:15,328
this is... this is...
this is not the...
1363
00:53:15,397 --> 00:53:16,629
the Kip you thought he was.
1364
00:53:16,698 --> 00:53:19,566
He's apologized
for doing that thing
1365
00:53:19,635 --> 00:53:21,531
that you're so mad about.
(MOUTHS) Stop it.
1366
00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:23,170
You mean, dumping you?
1367
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,268
You dumped my daughter?
1368
00:53:25,337 --> 00:53:26,574
Dude!
1369
00:53:27,613 --> 00:53:29,613
I did...
1370
00:53:29,682 --> 00:53:30,575
Uh...
1371
00:53:30,778 --> 00:53:32,980
-Not? I didn't.
-MARGOT: He... He...
1372
00:53:33,048 --> 00:53:34,518
He didn't.
1373
00:53:34,687 --> 00:53:37,547
See, I... I thought he did,
but it was a misunderstanding.
1374
00:53:37,615 --> 00:53:39,356
Yeah. (CHUCKLES) Happens.
1375
00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:41,488
How can you be confused
about being dumped?
1376
00:53:41,556 --> 00:53:42,990
MARGOT: Um...
GRIFFIN: Ooh...
1377
00:53:43,059 --> 00:53:44,161
Texting, Mother.
1378
00:53:44,229 --> 00:53:45,524
GRIFFIN: Oh, yeah.
It was the text.
1379
00:53:45,593 --> 00:53:46,991
-It was a wrong text.
-Yeah.
1380
00:53:47,193 --> 00:53:48,692
MARGOT: It was an emoji thing.
GRIFFIN: Yeah, you got it.
1381
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,830
Hey! Who's ready
to get married?
1382
00:53:50,899 --> 00:53:53,101
-That's me. Hi. That's me.
-FLOUR: Oh! Right on.
1383
00:53:53,170 --> 00:53:54,405
-(LIGHTS BUZZ)
-(GASPS)
1384
00:53:55,041 --> 00:53:56,206
Okay, you all saw that, right?
1385
00:53:56,275 --> 00:53:57,907
-WOMAN: Ooh, poltergeist.
-(SNAPS FINGERS)
1386
00:53:57,976 --> 00:53:59,541
(LAUGHS FORCEFULLY)
1387
00:54:00,910 --> 00:54:03,176
So, are you sure it's okay
that I'm sitting this close?
1388
00:54:03,245 --> 00:54:04,412
Oh, don't be silly.
1389
00:54:04,481 --> 00:54:06,181
-You're practically family.
-Okay.
1390
00:54:06,250 --> 00:54:08,319
(SHEILA AND GRIFFIN CHUCKLE)
1391
00:54:08,788 --> 00:54:10,183
Mm. Thanks.
1392
00:54:10,585 --> 00:54:13,390
(PACHELBEL'S CANON IN D
PLAYING)
1393
00:54:19,329 --> 00:54:20,991
-(GUESTS EXCLAIM)
-Sorry.
1394
00:54:25,403 --> 00:54:26,500
SHEILA: (WHISPERS)
I thought they were
1395
00:54:26,568 --> 00:54:28,372
supposed to wear
matching dresses.
1396
00:54:43,217 --> 00:54:44,420
(SIGHS)
1397
00:54:44,622 --> 00:54:47,391
(PACHELBEL'S CANON IN D
CONTINUES PLAYING)
1398
00:54:59,971 --> 00:55:00,930
(SWITCHES THUD)
1399
00:55:00,999 --> 00:55:02,835
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-(GUESTS EXCLAIMING)
1400
00:55:03,603 --> 00:55:06,206
Oh-ho, that's a good sign.
1401
00:55:06,742 --> 00:55:08,310
-What's happening?
-JUDY: Honey, it's okay.
1402
00:55:08,379 --> 00:55:09,574
I'm sure
it's just the weather.
1403
00:55:09,643 --> 00:55:11,540
The lights will be on soon.
1404
00:55:11,609 --> 00:55:12,810
Sorry, folks!
1405
00:55:12,879 --> 00:55:14,485
Lights won't be back
anytime soon.
1406
00:55:14,553 --> 00:55:17,120
-(GUESTS GROAN)
-Power lines are freezing up.
1407
00:55:17,189 --> 00:55:18,519
And we just blew a generator.
1408
00:55:18,588 --> 00:55:20,384
PAUL: You...
You don't have a backup?
1409
00:55:20,619 --> 00:55:22,588
Uh, this was our backup.
1410
00:55:22,657 --> 00:55:23,855
We've got a team
working on it.
1411
00:55:23,924 --> 00:55:25,494
I just don't know
how long it's gonna take.
1412
00:55:25,563 --> 00:55:28,231
-CARRIE: Daddy?
-No, not to worry, honey.
1413
00:55:28,633 --> 00:55:31,134
I'll get you to the altar.
It's plenty bright.
1414
00:55:31,203 --> 00:55:32,502
CARRIE: No, no, no, no, no.
1415
00:55:32,571 --> 00:55:34,269
I can't walk down the aisle
in blue light.
1416
00:55:34,338 --> 00:55:35,932
I'll look like a zombie bride.
1417
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,538
-A beautiful zombie bride.
-Aw.
1418
00:55:38,607 --> 00:55:40,537
Maybe, we can get
some candles?
1419
00:55:40,606 --> 00:55:42,007
You know, just like
1420
00:55:42,076 --> 00:55:43,676
-a few hundred or...
-GUEST: That's a great idea.
1421
00:55:43,745 --> 00:55:45,809
Sorry, folks.
Building fire codes.
1422
00:55:46,278 --> 00:55:49,619
We've got an expert builder
right here in the family.
1423
00:55:49,688 --> 00:55:51,849
Kip knows all about
fire codes. Don't you, Kip?
1424
00:55:51,918 --> 00:55:54,525
-Uh...
-Yeah, bro. What can we do?
1425
00:55:54,894 --> 00:55:56,889
Um... (SIGHS)
1426
00:55:57,759 --> 00:55:59,390
-How about oranges?
-GUEST: Huh?
1427
00:55:59,459 --> 00:56:00,861
Oranges, sir?
1428
00:56:00,930 --> 00:56:02,999
Yeah, I mean, oranges aren't
against code, right?
1429
00:56:03,501 --> 00:56:05,168
-GUEST: Huh.
-Where's your kitchen?
1430
00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:06,763
Okay, I need some olive oil,
1431
00:56:06,832 --> 00:56:07,964
a couple of kitchen scissors
1432
00:56:08,033 --> 00:56:09,472
and a couple of mops,
all right?
1433
00:56:09,541 --> 00:56:11,070
You three start
cutting these in half.
1434
00:56:11,139 --> 00:56:13,539
And then, you start helping me
scoop out the flesh. Okay?
1435
00:56:13,608 --> 00:56:15,446
Is this a Clementine thing?
1436
00:56:15,815 --> 00:56:16,809
Actually,
1437
00:56:16,878 --> 00:56:18,381
it's an orange thing.
Just trust me.
1438
00:56:18,450 --> 00:56:20,577
You're obsessed
with citrus fruit.
1439
00:56:20,646 --> 00:56:23,520
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1440
00:56:24,687 --> 00:56:25,884
WOMAN 1: No,
we'll save it for later.
1441
00:56:26,286 --> 00:56:28,120
MAN 1: Get these over to them.
WOMAN 2: Do you need more?
1442
00:56:29,023 --> 00:56:31,491
WOMAN 3: Grab a new mop.
MAN 2: Ah, great, thanks.
1443
00:56:31,893 --> 00:56:34,198
MAN 3: Yeah. Just start
cutting some more wicks.
1444
00:56:34,533 --> 00:56:36,731
MAN 4: Yeah, right here.
On the top. I'll get it.
1445
00:56:39,263 --> 00:56:40,768
MARGOT: How do you know
how to do this?
1446
00:56:40,937 --> 00:56:43,172
Well, I once defended
a vegan chef for stalking.
1447
00:56:43,241 --> 00:56:44,440
She was guilty as hell,
1448
00:56:44,509 --> 00:56:45,771
but she taught me
how to make candles.
1449
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:48,275
And my spelt muffins
are to die!
1450
00:56:48,343 --> 00:56:49,778
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
1451
00:56:49,847 --> 00:56:51,941
-MARGOT: All right.
-Yeah, try lighting a couple.
1452
00:56:52,010 --> 00:56:53,484
-All right.
-Here you go.
1453
00:56:54,779 --> 00:56:56,212
-Hey!
-(LAUGHS)
1454
00:56:57,551 --> 00:56:58,581
WOMAN: This is great!
1455
00:56:58,650 --> 00:56:59,919
GRIFFIN: Thanks.
1456
00:57:03,461 --> 00:57:06,090
(PACHELBEL'S CANON IN D
PLAYING)
1457
00:57:08,727 --> 00:57:10,127
(CARRIE SIGHS HAPPILY)
1458
00:57:12,269 --> 00:57:14,230
(GUESTS GASP, CHEER)
1459
00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:16,540
We did it!
1460
00:57:17,707 --> 00:57:18,971
-BRIAN: Hey, this guy!
-Congrats!
1461
00:57:19,039 --> 00:57:20,642
BRIAN: Look at you,
saving the wedding!
1462
00:57:20,711 --> 00:57:22,947
-Wow! Amazing.
-CARRIE: I'm married!
1463
00:57:23,015 --> 00:57:24,977
(HAPPY CHATTER)
1464
00:57:31,223 --> 00:57:32,682
-Kip! (LAUGHS)
-I know!
1465
00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:34,323
-Cheers!
-Cheers!
1466
00:57:34,392 --> 00:57:35,591
(BAND PLAYING PLEASANT MUSIC)
1467
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,620
CARRIE: I know, he's the best.
One second.
1468
00:57:38,189 --> 00:57:39,858
Hi, can we play
the other song?
1469
00:57:39,926 --> 00:57:41,895
The one we talked about?
Thank you.
1470
00:57:42,761 --> 00:57:43,795
I'm gonna come find you.
1471
00:57:43,864 --> 00:57:45,067
-Okay. Yeah.
-Have a drink.
1472
00:57:45,136 --> 00:57:46,163
Have so much fun.
1473
00:57:48,102 --> 00:57:51,306
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
1474
00:57:51,374 --> 00:57:53,174
My sister is so happy.
1475
00:57:53,243 --> 00:57:54,375
And, I mean,
1476
00:57:54,443 --> 00:57:55,904
you saved the wedding.
1477
00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:57,644
Oh, no, you're so welcome.
1478
00:57:57,713 --> 00:57:58,978
I mean,
I'm just glad it worked.
1479
00:57:59,046 --> 00:58:00,317
I've never tried that before.
(CHUCKLES)
1480
00:58:00,386 --> 00:58:01,380
-Yeah, right.
-No, I'm serious.
1481
00:58:01,449 --> 00:58:02,784
Stop. (CHUCKLES)
1482
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,184
-Well... (CHUCKLES)
-Well...
1483
00:58:07,653 --> 00:58:09,285
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1484
00:58:11,057 --> 00:58:12,558
It's probably time
for you to go, huh?
1485
00:58:12,626 --> 00:58:14,628
(EXHALES DEEPLY) Yeah.
1486
00:58:14,964 --> 00:58:17,166
But we should, uh, toast
the newlyweds, right?
1487
00:58:17,235 --> 00:58:18,227
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1488
00:58:18,429 --> 00:58:19,996
Yeah, I mean, it would be rude
if Kip didn't.
1489
00:58:20,065 --> 00:58:21,405
-Of course, yeah.
-(CHUCKLES)
1490
00:58:21,641 --> 00:58:23,068
I'm gonna go get
some champagne. Be right back.
1491
00:58:25,175 --> 00:58:26,236
(SIGHS)
1492
00:58:27,673 --> 00:58:30,278
Okay, Mata Hari,
1493
00:58:30,347 --> 00:58:31,880
who's the imposter?
1494
00:58:32,483 --> 00:58:35,311
Just some guy I met tonight.
1495
00:58:36,385 --> 00:58:38,147
Tinder? Hinge?
1496
00:58:38,216 --> 00:58:40,750
-Christian Mingle?
-No! I, uh...
1497
00:58:41,486 --> 00:58:44,221
I walked into my apartment
and he was in my bed.
1498
00:58:45,324 --> 00:58:47,830
-Are you medicated?
-We have the same address.
1499
00:58:47,899 --> 00:58:49,661
You know, I keep a spare key
under the flower pot,
1500
00:58:49,730 --> 00:58:51,497
it's a very long story.
1501
00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:56,573
So, this random hot man
appears in your bed
1502
00:58:56,642 --> 00:58:58,406
and agrees to play
your ex-boyfriend
1503
00:58:58,474 --> 00:58:59,973
at your sister's wedding?
1504
00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:02,646
You think he's hot?
1505
00:59:04,683 --> 00:59:06,815
I'm putting out
a spare key tonight.
1506
00:59:07,516 --> 00:59:09,917
Nice to meet you, Kip.
1507
00:59:11,115 --> 00:59:13,421
Hello, Veronica.
Small world.
1508
00:59:13,489 --> 00:59:14,623
You know, it's funny.
1509
00:59:14,825 --> 00:59:17,322
You look just like
a public defender I know.
1510
00:59:17,391 --> 00:59:20,760
But he's about to be engaged
to a redhead mattress model.
1511
00:59:21,063 --> 00:59:23,931
Yeah, I'm, uh, just here
helping out a friend.
1512
00:59:24,667 --> 00:59:26,999
VERONICA: Oh! Pretty friend.
1513
00:59:27,068 --> 00:59:28,831
Future fiancé
must really trust you.
1514
00:59:28,900 --> 00:59:30,439
Yeah, actually she does.
1515
00:59:30,508 --> 00:59:32,102
But, um, I would appreciate it
1516
00:59:32,171 --> 00:59:34,572
if you could keep this
between us.
1517
00:59:34,641 --> 00:59:36,609
Yeah. Absolutely.
1518
00:59:37,078 --> 00:59:39,714
MARGOT: Congratulations,
sister. You did it.
1519
00:59:39,782 --> 00:59:41,877
-(CHUCKLES)
-Love you, sister.
1520
00:59:41,946 --> 00:59:44,981
And Kip is amazing!
1521
00:59:45,050 --> 00:59:47,387
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
1522
00:59:47,455 --> 00:59:48,658
Thank you.
1523
00:59:48,727 --> 00:59:50,993
Who is that,
that Kip is talking to?
1524
00:59:51,295 --> 00:59:52,691
That's, um...
1525
00:59:52,759 --> 00:59:55,294
It's Brian's Aunty V.
1526
00:59:56,030 --> 00:59:58,130
Wait. You gave away
my plus one?
1527
00:59:58,199 --> 00:59:59,836
Yeah, but you weren't
answering your phone
1528
00:59:59,905 --> 01:00:01,337
and I thought that you were
just gonna flake on me
1529
01:00:01,405 --> 01:00:03,135
like you always do. So...
1530
01:00:04,307 --> 01:00:05,334
Nice.
1531
01:00:05,403 --> 01:00:06,906
So, you want us
to share the halibut?
1532
01:00:06,975 --> 01:00:08,877
Yeah, we'll get you
some extra bread.
1533
01:00:09,312 --> 01:00:10,377
That's...
1534
01:00:10,446 --> 01:00:11,947
That's gross.
1535
01:00:12,617 --> 01:00:14,181
-(SIGHS)
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1536
01:00:14,249 --> 01:00:16,580
You're staying for dinner.
You're staying for dinner.
1537
01:00:16,649 --> 01:00:18,885
I promise it's the last thing
I'll ask of you this evening.
1538
01:00:18,954 --> 01:00:20,288
But you have
to stay for dinner.
1539
01:00:20,357 --> 01:00:21,283
Okay. Okay.
1540
01:00:21,519 --> 01:00:22,787
-Okay, you're gonna stay? Yes?
-Okay. Yeah, no.
1541
01:00:22,855 --> 01:00:23,855
-Yes.
-I beg.
1542
01:00:23,924 --> 01:00:25,329
Yeah, please, just let me...
1543
01:00:25,398 --> 01:00:26,530
Okay, but you're gonna stay?
1544
01:00:26,599 --> 01:00:27,829
-Yes, of course.
-You're gonna stay.
1545
01:00:27,898 --> 01:00:28,994
-Promise? Okay.
-Yeah, just let me...
1546
01:00:29,229 --> 01:00:30,233
Okay, no, okay, but you're
gonna stay, yeah?
1547
01:00:30,302 --> 01:00:31,801
Yeah. Yes, yes, yes.
1548
01:00:32,170 --> 01:00:33,264
Hey, Clem!
1549
01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:34,735
CLEMENTINE: Did you justhang up on me?
1550
01:00:34,804 --> 01:00:36,201
What? No, no, no.
Of course not.
1551
01:00:36,269 --> 01:00:37,773
Sorry, there is just
bad reception here.
1552
01:00:37,842 --> 01:00:39,436
Bad reception?Where are you?
1553
01:00:39,505 --> 01:00:42,040
Uh, well, like I said,
I had to make a quick stop,
1554
01:00:42,108 --> 01:00:44,173
and then
I'll explain everything...
1555
01:00:44,242 --> 01:00:46,310
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
-Hello?
1556
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:49,346
-Ooh.
-(CELL PHONE RINGS)
1557
01:00:50,519 --> 01:00:51,781
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
1558
01:00:51,850 --> 01:00:52,951
Hey, sweetie.
1559
01:00:53,019 --> 01:00:55,559
"Sweetie"? It's almost 9:00.
1560
01:00:55,628 --> 01:00:56,624
Where the hell are you,Griffin?
1561
01:00:56,693 --> 01:00:57,825
CARRIE: Kip? Kip, Kip, Kip.
1562
01:00:58,027 --> 01:00:59,256
-Time for pictures.
-Oh, yeah. Okay. I'll be
1563
01:00:59,325 --> 01:01:00,863
-right over there. Okay, yeah.
-Okay.
1564
01:01:00,931 --> 01:01:03,326
-I'm sorry. Was that a bride?
-Uh, yes.
1565
01:01:03,395 --> 01:01:05,335
Your quick stopwas at a wedding?
1566
01:01:05,403 --> 01:01:06,433
Um... (CLICKS TONGUE)
1567
01:01:06,502 --> 01:01:07,537
Sort of. Yeah.
1568
01:01:07,606 --> 01:01:09,569
Whose wedding? And who is Kip?
1569
01:01:09,638 --> 01:01:12,004
Oh. Uh, me. I'm Kip.
1570
01:01:12,073 --> 01:01:13,436
It's, um...
It's just a nickname.
1571
01:01:13,504 --> 01:01:14,941
I've never heardanyone call you Kip.
1572
01:01:15,010 --> 01:01:16,344
Really? 'Cause, uh,
back in college...
1573
01:01:16,413 --> 01:01:17,473
SHEILA: Kip!
1574
01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:18,645
...all my law school buddies
was like...
1575
01:01:18,714 --> 01:01:19,914
SHEILA: Come on! Pictures!
1576
01:01:19,983 --> 01:01:21,284
Yeah, just give me
one second, okay?
1577
01:01:21,353 --> 01:01:22,278
No, no, no. Come...
1578
01:01:22,347 --> 01:01:23,820
Because I have to finish
this call, okay?
1579
01:01:23,888 --> 01:01:25,184
-That was a law school buddy?
-Um...
1580
01:01:25,253 --> 01:01:26,622
And Griffin,what are you wearing?
1581
01:01:26,691 --> 01:01:27,989
That's not the suit I got you.
1582
01:01:28,158 --> 01:01:29,791
Kip, we gotta talk
manufactured siding at dinner.
1583
01:01:29,860 --> 01:01:31,124
-Table 14.
-GRIFFIN: And we will.
1584
01:01:31,192 --> 01:01:32,693
I promise you,
I'll be right there. Okay?
1585
01:01:32,762 --> 01:01:34,128
Just gotta wrap this up, okay?
1586
01:01:34,196 --> 01:01:35,959
I'm sorry,are you staying for dinner?
1587
01:01:36,028 --> 01:01:37,996
Griffin, we had a deal.
1588
01:01:38,065 --> 01:01:39,770
Um, yeah, I know.
Listen, Clem.
1589
01:01:39,839 --> 01:01:41,630
This friend is having
a family emergency.
1590
01:01:41,699 --> 01:01:43,301
And they just, they really,
really need my help.
1591
01:01:43,369 --> 01:01:45,370
Is this some kindof genetic defect?
1592
01:01:45,439 --> 01:01:48,810
You never say no to anyone.Except for me.
1593
01:01:48,878 --> 01:01:50,809
No, look,
I'm really sorry, okay?
1594
01:01:50,878 --> 01:01:52,278
You're gonna have to go on
1595
01:01:52,347 --> 01:01:53,850
and then I'll meet you there
at the party late...
1596
01:01:53,919 --> 01:01:54,945
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
-SHEILA: Kip. Come on.
1597
01:01:55,014 --> 01:01:56,246
We're all waiting for you.
1598
01:01:56,315 --> 01:01:57,916
Oh, you know,
I really don't need
1599
01:01:57,985 --> 01:01:59,117
to be in the wedding pictures.
1600
01:01:59,186 --> 01:02:01,687
Nonsense.
You're practically family.
1601
01:02:01,755 --> 01:02:02,993
I'm really not.
1602
01:02:03,262 --> 01:02:04,394
SHEILA: Come on.
1603
01:02:04,462 --> 01:02:06,159
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1604
01:02:07,399 --> 01:02:08,929
Yeah, yeah, that's sweet.
1605
01:02:08,997 --> 01:02:10,228
-(CAMERA CLICKING)
-(LAUGHTER)
1606
01:02:10,297 --> 01:02:11,833
Oh, Margot.
Kip, Kip, Kip. Come on in.
1607
01:02:11,902 --> 01:02:13,065
-Oh, God, no, he's fine.
-Dude. Dude.
1608
01:02:13,134 --> 01:02:14,398
Do we, like, stick
our tongue out?
1609
01:02:14,466 --> 01:02:15,831
-We're like, "Ahh!"
-Maybe less tongue.
1610
01:02:16,167 --> 01:02:17,438
MARGOT: Let's do it!
1611
01:02:17,507 --> 01:02:18,703
One, two, three.
1612
01:02:18,772 --> 01:02:19,838
And we jump!
1613
01:02:19,906 --> 01:02:21,240
(SCREAMS AND LAUGHTER)
1614
01:02:21,308 --> 01:02:22,677
GRIFFIN: I was early.
BRIAN: Okay.
1615
01:02:22,746 --> 01:02:23,911
I want to pinch your cheeks.
1616
01:02:23,980 --> 01:02:25,178
I just want
to pinch your cheeks.
1617
01:02:26,483 --> 01:02:27,950
One, two...
1618
01:02:28,019 --> 01:02:30,282
-(ALL CHEER)
-Here we go. One, two, three.
1619
01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:32,548
BRIAN: Just us, just men.
1620
01:02:39,830 --> 01:02:41,192
Oh, that was so much fun,
you guys.
1621
01:02:41,261 --> 01:02:42,627
-You already got me...
-No, no. No.
1622
01:02:42,696 --> 01:02:44,098
So sweet!
1623
01:02:49,873 --> 01:02:51,071
-Kip.
-Come here, come here.
1624
01:02:51,140 --> 01:02:52,370
-Jump in.
-Get in the edge. Just there.
1625
01:02:55,078 --> 01:02:57,207
BRIAN: So, here'sto food poisoning.
1626
01:02:57,376 --> 01:02:59,144
If I hadn't gotten
those bad clams
1627
01:02:59,213 --> 01:03:01,181
and ended up
in the emergency room,
1628
01:03:01,250 --> 01:03:04,983
I wouldn't have met
the hottest nurse in town
1629
01:03:05,052 --> 01:03:06,622
when I was at my very worst.
1630
01:03:06,691 --> 01:03:08,721
CARRIE: Well, he was green.
1631
01:03:09,057 --> 01:03:11,521
-And adorable.
-(CHUCKLES)
1632
01:03:11,590 --> 01:03:14,629
-To food poisoning and fate!
-CARRIE: Yeah!
1633
01:03:15,231 --> 01:03:17,962
And thank you to everyone
for coming out tonight.
1634
01:03:18,030 --> 01:03:20,099
It's always been my dream
1635
01:03:20,168 --> 01:03:22,035
to get married
on New Year's Eve.
1636
01:03:22,304 --> 01:03:25,072
And, um, to my parents
for footin' the bill.
1637
01:03:25,141 --> 01:03:27,369
It's coming out
of your inheritance.
1638
01:03:27,438 --> 01:03:29,474
-Dad!
-And to my maid of honor,
1639
01:03:29,776 --> 01:03:30,879
my sister.
1640
01:03:30,947 --> 01:03:33,277
Who will be late
to her own funeral
1641
01:03:33,346 --> 01:03:35,046
but who really
came through for me
1642
01:03:35,115 --> 01:03:36,682
when I needed her the most.
1643
01:03:36,751 --> 01:03:37,987
GUESTS: Aw.
1644
01:03:39,453 --> 01:03:42,421
And to Kip, who until tonight,
let's face it,
1645
01:03:42,489 --> 01:03:44,824
I don't think any of us
believed you existed.
1646
01:03:44,893 --> 01:03:46,323
-I know.
-(LAUGHTER)
1647
01:03:46,392 --> 01:03:49,592
But who really saved
the wedding.
1648
01:03:49,660 --> 01:03:52,298
-Kip, Kip, Kip, Kip.
-Kip, Kip, Kip, Kip.
1649
01:03:52,366 --> 01:03:53,936
-Okay. Oh, stop.
-No, stop. Stop, stop. Okay.
1650
01:03:54,005 --> 01:03:55,901
-RITA: Speech.
-ALL: Kip, Kip, Kip, Kip.
1651
01:03:55,970 --> 01:03:57,269
-Speech.
-No, no, no.
1652
01:03:57,338 --> 01:03:59,005
I mean,
I'm just happy I could help.
1653
01:03:59,074 --> 01:04:01,377
I want to hear
how you two met.
1654
01:04:01,446 --> 01:04:02,946
Ah! Me too.
1655
01:04:03,014 --> 01:04:04,845
Ah, no. This is Carrie
and Brian's night.
1656
01:04:04,914 --> 01:04:06,045
You know? It's not about us.
1657
01:04:06,114 --> 01:04:08,677
Yes, to Carrie and Brian!
Whoo!
1658
01:04:08,746 --> 01:04:10,420
-Oh, no. That's okay.
-It's all yours, bro.
1659
01:04:10,489 --> 01:04:11,515
MARGOT: That's okay.
1660
01:04:12,082 --> 01:04:13,554
All right.
1661
01:04:13,623 --> 01:04:14,851
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
1662
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:15,956
Okay.
1663
01:04:16,025 --> 01:04:17,723
-How did we meet?
-How we met!
1664
01:04:17,792 --> 01:04:18,927
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1665
01:04:18,996 --> 01:04:20,860
-Um... Well...
-(INHALES SHARPLY)
1666
01:04:20,928 --> 01:04:23,461
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYS)
1667
01:04:25,002 --> 01:04:29,236
It was a chilly,
gray October morning.
1668
01:04:30,239 --> 01:04:32,606
And I was taking the ferry
into the city
1669
01:04:32,675 --> 01:04:33,705
to meet a friend,
1670
01:04:33,974 --> 01:04:35,405
when I looked down
1671
01:04:35,741 --> 01:04:40,143
and I see the most beautiful
girl I've ever seen
1672
01:04:40,546 --> 01:04:43,213
in this incredible
carnation pink coat.
1673
01:04:43,282 --> 01:04:44,783
SHEILA: She wore it tonight.
1674
01:04:44,985 --> 01:04:46,319
It's vintage. (CHUCKLES)
1675
01:04:46,388 --> 01:04:49,421
And I guess you could say
I caught her by surprise.
1676
01:04:50,055 --> 01:04:51,156
Yes. (CHUCKLES)
1677
01:04:51,225 --> 01:04:53,691
And from
that moment on, it's...
1678
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:56,498
it's been
a non-stop adventure.
1679
01:04:56,867 --> 01:04:58,868
I've scaled tall buildings,
1680
01:04:58,937 --> 01:05:01,266
I've braved snow
by steed and carriage.
1681
01:05:01,334 --> 01:05:03,501
I built fire
and saved the day.
1682
01:05:04,102 --> 01:05:05,437
(CARRIE LAUGHS)
1683
01:05:06,107 --> 01:05:08,410
When I'm with her, I just...
1684
01:05:08,479 --> 01:05:09,812
(SIGHS)
1685
01:05:09,881 --> 01:05:11,612
...I feel like
I'm a superhero.
1686
01:05:12,381 --> 01:05:15,645
Let's just say that
from the moment we met,
1687
01:05:16,952 --> 01:05:19,055
I felt like I was home.
1688
01:05:20,118 --> 01:05:21,453
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1689
01:05:22,286 --> 01:05:24,159
So, uh, to Margot!
1690
01:05:24,892 --> 01:05:26,562
ALL: To Margot!
1691
01:05:26,631 --> 01:05:27,623
(GRIFFIN CHUCKLES)
1692
01:05:27,692 --> 01:05:29,125
GRIFFIN: Cheers.
CARRIE: Cheers, cheers.
1693
01:05:29,194 --> 01:05:30,829
Jesus, that was amazing!
1694
01:05:31,198 --> 01:05:32,936
Even if it was all bullshit.
1695
01:05:33,005 --> 01:05:35,368
Most romantic bullshit
I ever heard.
1696
01:05:36,437 --> 01:05:38,067
That was an impressive speech,
Counselor.
1697
01:05:38,136 --> 01:05:39,304
GRIFFIN: Mm.
1698
01:05:39,373 --> 01:05:42,308
Thanks. It was
surprisingly effortless.
1699
01:05:42,377 --> 01:05:44,744
-Hmm.
-Don't let this one get away.
1700
01:05:44,813 --> 01:05:46,579
Real subtle, Dad.
1701
01:05:47,248 --> 01:05:50,416
But seriously, thank you.
I owe ya.
1702
01:05:50,852 --> 01:05:52,616
Yeah, you do.
1703
01:06:02,966 --> 01:06:05,662
(BAND PERFORMING MOON RIVER)
1704
01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:08,971
Did you tell them
to play this?
1705
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:10,268
No, I didn't. I swear.
(CHUCKLES)
1706
01:06:10,336 --> 01:06:12,039
-Come on. (CHUCKLES)
-No.
1707
01:06:12,107 --> 01:06:13,736
-Wow. (SMACKS LIPS)
-Aw.
1708
01:06:15,145 --> 01:06:17,274
Don't forget
to email me that bid.
1709
01:06:17,343 --> 01:06:19,043
Oh, yeah. You got it, Rita.
1710
01:06:19,512 --> 01:06:21,679
Are you taking side jobs
with my aunts?
1711
01:06:21,748 --> 01:06:24,721
Yeah, well, they're having
some foundation issues.
1712
01:06:24,790 --> 01:06:26,221
-Mm.
-It's complicated.
1713
01:06:26,657 --> 01:06:27,822
Contractor stuff.
1714
01:06:27,890 --> 01:06:29,422
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1715
01:06:31,556 --> 01:06:34,361
(MOON RIVER CONTINUES PLAYING)
1716
01:06:57,952 --> 01:06:59,254
KIP: Margot.
1717
01:06:59,721 --> 01:07:00,756
Kip?
1718
01:07:00,825 --> 01:07:03,225
Kip? I thought he was Kip.
1719
01:07:04,928 --> 01:07:06,195
Well, don't look at me.
1720
01:07:06,263 --> 01:07:07,659
-What are you doing here?
-What do you mean,
1721
01:07:07,728 --> 01:07:09,195
what am I doing here?
I texted you I was coming.
1722
01:07:09,264 --> 01:07:10,595
Okay, I told you
I blocked you.
1723
01:07:10,664 --> 01:07:13,695
(SIGHS) My God!
You look so beautiful, I...
1724
01:07:13,764 --> 01:07:15,266
-Okay, okay.
-Listen, no, no, no.
1725
01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:16,634
You ever heard of the saying,
1726
01:07:16,703 --> 01:07:18,139
"You don't know what you have
till it's gone"?
1727
01:07:18,208 --> 01:07:19,204
Have you ever heard
the saying,
1728
01:07:19,273 --> 01:07:20,539
"Not the time or the place"?
1729
01:07:20,607 --> 01:07:21,878
-I understand that.
-You need to leave.
1730
01:07:21,947 --> 01:07:23,145
-Let me just talk to you.
-Look,
1731
01:07:23,214 --> 01:07:24,681
this is so embarrassing.
You need to go.
1732
01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:26,916
-(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) Sorry.
-(SCOFFS)
1733
01:07:26,984 --> 01:07:29,149
Hold on.
Is he wearing my tuxedo?
1734
01:07:29,218 --> 01:07:30,516
-Hey, come on.
-KIP: Margot.
1735
01:07:30,585 --> 01:07:31,479
She already asked you
to leave, all right?
1736
01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:32,681
KIP: Is he wearing my tux?
1737
01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:34,287
-You're wearing my tuxedo.
-Yes.
1738
01:07:34,356 --> 01:07:35,519
Have you ever heard
of the saying,
1739
01:07:35,588 --> 01:07:37,127
"Never wear
another man's tuxedo"?
1740
01:07:37,196 --> 01:07:38,689
You know, you've been
touching a lot of things
1741
01:07:38,757 --> 01:07:40,295
-that are not yours.
-MARGOT: Okay. Okay.
1742
01:07:40,364 --> 01:07:41,459
-Guys, this is... Come on.
-I don't think so.
1743
01:07:41,527 --> 01:07:42,892
KIP: That is a thing.
No, no,
1744
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:44,397
-this has nothing to do...
-Margot, it's okay.
1745
01:07:44,599 --> 01:07:45,894
-This is between us. Okay?
-MARGOT: Let's not.
1746
01:07:45,963 --> 01:07:47,333
You cannot just steal
another man's clothes...
1747
01:07:47,402 --> 01:07:48,565
Don't put your finger
on my chest.
1748
01:07:48,634 --> 01:07:50,107
...steal another man's
girlfriend.
1749
01:07:50,175 --> 01:07:51,371
Don't put your finger
on my chest again.
1750
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:52,102
KIP: Or else what?
What you gonna do?
1751
01:07:52,538 --> 01:07:53,869
-All right.
-(GUESTS GASP)
1752
01:07:53,938 --> 01:07:56,443
Are you threatening me
with a deadly weapon?
1753
01:07:57,311 --> 01:07:58,373
-Yes.
-Karate chop!
1754
01:07:58,742 --> 01:08:00,749
-(ALL GASPING)
-(BONES CRACK)
1755
01:08:01,052 --> 01:08:02,548
-Forgive me, Sensei.
-Kip!
1756
01:08:03,315 --> 01:08:05,682
(GRIFFIN GRUNTS, GROANS)
1757
01:08:05,751 --> 01:08:08,023
-What is happening?
-He started it.
1758
01:08:08,091 --> 01:08:10,287
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
-(CARRIE YELPS)
1759
01:08:10,355 --> 01:08:11,759
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1760
01:08:11,828 --> 01:08:12,860
KIP: Kip up!
1761
01:08:13,329 --> 01:08:16,731
Okay. So, you really want
to do this, huh?
1762
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,466
I guess. Okay.
1763
01:08:19,369 --> 01:08:21,029
She told you
I was a black belt, right?
1764
01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:22,431
Uh, yes, she did.
1765
01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:23,700
(KIP STOMPS AND GRUNTS)
1766
01:08:23,769 --> 01:08:25,274
Griffin, Griffin,
he's not worth it!
1767
01:08:25,343 --> 01:08:27,741
-PAUL: Griffin? Who's Griffin?
-I have no idea.
1768
01:08:28,110 --> 01:08:29,377
But the new Kip is hot.
1769
01:08:29,445 --> 01:08:30,778
CARRIE: Brian, do something!
KIP: Here we go.
1770
01:08:30,846 --> 01:08:31,880
WOMAN: Oh!
1771
01:08:32,182 --> 01:08:33,783
KIP: Okay.
BRIAN: Hit him, Kip!
1772
01:08:33,851 --> 01:08:35,848
Uh, Kip number one! Whoo!
1773
01:08:36,150 --> 01:08:37,181
KIP: Really, a shoe?
1774
01:08:37,249 --> 01:08:39,322
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1775
01:08:39,691 --> 01:08:40,784
(ALL EXCLAIM)
1776
01:08:40,853 --> 01:08:42,324
-GRIFFIN: (COUGHS) Oh, shit.
-Are you good?
1777
01:08:42,392 --> 01:08:43,660
Whose shoe is that?
You guys look beautiful.
1778
01:08:43,728 --> 01:08:45,595
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1779
01:08:45,664 --> 01:08:46,793
(CARRIE SHRIEKS)
1780
01:08:47,463 --> 01:08:49,364
-Not the cake.
-Did we mess up the cake?
1781
01:08:50,266 --> 01:08:51,330
-No, we're good.
-Cake's okay.
1782
01:08:51,399 --> 01:08:52,530
-(YELLS)
-It's okay. It's okay.
1783
01:08:52,732 --> 01:08:54,269
-Thank God. The cake's okay.
-(GUESTS SCREAM)
1784
01:08:54,338 --> 01:08:56,101
MARGOT: Guys,
you're two grown men!
1785
01:08:56,170 --> 01:08:57,369
-Stop it!
-Oh.
1786
01:08:57,438 --> 01:08:58,635
MARGOT: You guys,
that's enough!
1787
01:08:58,703 --> 01:09:00,069
-Hold on a sec.
-Yeah, try it.
1788
01:09:00,138 --> 01:09:01,342
(GRUNTS)
1789
01:09:01,411 --> 01:09:02,711
-Hey, not bad.
-GRIFFIN: Pretty good.
1790
01:09:02,780 --> 01:09:03,639
(FABRIC RIPS)
1791
01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:05,914
Did you just rip
my Armani pants?
1792
01:09:05,982 --> 01:09:07,646
You just ripped my groin!
1793
01:09:08,247 --> 01:09:09,415
(ALL EXCLAIM)
1794
01:09:09,718 --> 01:09:11,413
Kip, we're done. We're done,
you guys. That's enough!
1795
01:09:11,482 --> 01:09:12,917
I think we're done!
1796
01:09:13,286 --> 01:09:14,420
RITA: That's it, Kip.
1797
01:09:14,489 --> 01:09:15,786
-GRIFFIN: Go to sleep!
-Kill him!
1798
01:09:15,855 --> 01:09:17,320
GRIFFIN: Go to sleep!
Go to sleep, bitch!
1799
01:09:17,389 --> 01:09:18,661
That's not how it works.
1800
01:09:19,130 --> 01:09:21,491
-(KIP GRUNTS)
-(CARRIE CRIES)
1801
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:22,759
-KIP: You done?
-Yeah.
1802
01:09:22,828 --> 01:09:24,900
This is like Godzilla
versus Bambi.
1803
01:09:24,968 --> 01:09:26,731
We're done. For sure.
1804
01:09:27,298 --> 01:09:28,364
(ALL GASP)
1805
01:09:28,432 --> 01:09:30,900
(ALL SCREAMING)
1806
01:09:33,545 --> 01:09:34,469
(GRUNTS)
1807
01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:35,843
(CARRIE SIGHS IN RELIEF)
1808
01:09:35,912 --> 01:09:37,614
Cake's safe.
1809
01:09:37,683 --> 01:09:39,249
(GRIFFIN GROANS)
1810
01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:41,482
Is that a ring?
1811
01:09:42,249 --> 01:09:43,784
You're proposing tonight?
1812
01:09:43,853 --> 01:09:44,919
Uh-huh.
1813
01:09:45,122 --> 01:09:46,653
You guys literally just met.
1814
01:09:46,722 --> 01:09:48,719
-Not to me, to his girlfriend.
-GRIFFIN: Oh, shit.
1815
01:09:48,788 --> 01:09:50,990
SHEILA: Kip has
another girlfriend?
1816
01:09:51,059 --> 01:09:52,860
Wow. What a dick!
1817
01:09:52,929 --> 01:09:55,462
Oh, my God!
1818
01:09:55,531 --> 01:09:57,663
You brought a fake date
to my wedding?
1819
01:09:57,732 --> 01:09:59,564
No, no, no. He's...
He's not a fake date.
1820
01:09:59,632 --> 01:10:02,764
He's just...
He's just not Kip.
1821
01:10:03,067 --> 01:10:06,671
Oh, so not-Kip is in all
of our wedding photos!
1822
01:10:06,740 --> 01:10:08,538
-Dude!
-MARGOT: I'm so sorry. It's...
1823
01:10:08,607 --> 01:10:10,873
I was... I didn't... (SIGHS)
1824
01:10:10,942 --> 01:10:13,212
Congratulations, sister.
You really did it.
1825
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:14,648
You restored my belief
1826
01:10:14,716 --> 01:10:18,253
in your ability to ruin
absolutely everything.
1827
01:10:18,322 --> 01:10:19,852
I'm so sorry. I didn't...
(VOICE BREAKING)
1828
01:10:19,921 --> 01:10:20,923
Sorry...
1829
01:10:20,991 --> 01:10:22,153
Hold on. Margot! Wait!
1830
01:10:22,222 --> 01:10:23,788
Excuse me. Sorry.
1831
01:10:25,527 --> 01:10:27,594
Margot! Margot.
Margot, I'm sorry.
1832
01:10:27,662 --> 01:10:29,363
Sorry for what?
You didn't do anything.
1833
01:10:29,432 --> 01:10:31,367
-I mean, this is all my fault.
-No.
1834
01:10:31,436 --> 01:10:33,434
Look, I should have told you,
okay? I tried.
1835
01:10:33,503 --> 01:10:34,898
-I tried to tell you.
-Tell me what?
1836
01:10:34,966 --> 01:10:37,466
That you're practically
engaged to a supermodel?
1837
01:10:37,535 --> 01:10:38,736
(CHUCKLES) No, okay.
1838
01:10:39,005 --> 01:10:41,111
-She's just a regular model.
-It doesn't matter!
1839
01:10:41,179 --> 01:10:42,542
I mean,
it's none of my business!
1840
01:10:42,611 --> 01:10:45,010
Carrie's right.
I'm a total disaster.
1841
01:10:45,079 --> 01:10:47,747
I mean, what kind of a crazy
person brings a total stranger
1842
01:10:47,816 --> 01:10:50,080
to one of the biggest days
of their sister's life?
1843
01:10:50,149 --> 01:10:52,850
Well, I mean, in all fairness,
we did meet last night.
1844
01:10:56,625 --> 01:10:58,490
Look, I'm sorry
I brought you into this.
1845
01:10:58,559 --> 01:11:00,524
-You're so nice.
-No, I'm not.
1846
01:11:00,593 --> 01:11:02,190
I'm not nice, okay? This...
1847
01:11:02,259 --> 01:11:04,527
Like, what I'm doing here,
this is not nice, okay?
1848
01:11:04,596 --> 01:11:06,402
This is really selfish.
1849
01:11:07,068 --> 01:11:08,137
What?
1850
01:11:08,539 --> 01:11:10,039
I don't know.
When I saw you the other night
1851
01:11:10,108 --> 01:11:11,407
in the parking lot, I just...
1852
01:11:11,609 --> 01:11:14,408
I felt something that I've
never felt before, and I...
1853
01:11:14,477 --> 01:11:15,941
I wanted to wrap
my arms around you,
1854
01:11:16,009 --> 01:11:18,447
and just tell you that
everything was gonna be okay.
1855
01:11:20,177 --> 01:11:23,447
And then 24 hours later,
you needed my help, and...
1856
01:11:23,516 --> 01:11:24,948
I don't know, I just...
1857
01:11:25,649 --> 01:11:27,390
I couldn't say no.
1858
01:11:28,455 --> 01:11:29,619
-(SIGHS)
-KIP: Babe.
1859
01:11:29,688 --> 01:11:31,193
-Oh, God.
-Are you okay?
1860
01:11:31,262 --> 01:11:32,259
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah, I'm...
1861
01:11:32,328 --> 01:11:33,326
What are you still doing here?
1862
01:11:33,395 --> 01:11:34,560
What are you still doing here?
1863
01:11:34,896 --> 01:11:36,663
Dude, it's over, all right?
She doesn't want you here!
1864
01:11:36,731 --> 01:11:37,893
Don't tell me what she wants.
All right?
1865
01:11:37,962 --> 01:11:39,435
-Okay, guys...
-I know she doesn't want
1866
01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:40,699
some asshole
who can't make up his mind.
1867
01:11:40,934 --> 01:11:42,338
-Really? I'm an asshole?
-Okay, you guys! Stop it!
1868
01:11:42,407 --> 01:11:43,102
Aren't you, like,
engaged or something?
1869
01:11:43,171 --> 01:11:44,236
That's enough!
1870
01:11:44,305 --> 01:11:46,343
Griffin is leaving.
1871
01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:49,874
He has somewhere
very important to be.
1872
01:11:51,378 --> 01:11:53,312
Yeah. That's right.
1873
01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:55,985
I'm leaving. You win.
1874
01:11:56,054 --> 01:11:57,285
-Congrats.
-Hey.
1875
01:11:57,354 --> 01:11:58,885
-What about my tux?
-Kip!
1876
01:11:58,954 --> 01:12:00,884
Do you know how long it took
me to get that tux tailored?
1877
01:12:00,953 --> 01:12:02,355
MARGOT: Enough.
GRIFFIN: Oh, my God!
1878
01:12:02,424 --> 01:12:03,860
I'm so sor... Did you want...
1879
01:12:03,929 --> 01:12:05,021
You want your tux?
1880
01:12:05,090 --> 01:12:06,759
Yeah, sorry, you should've
just said that.
1881
01:12:06,828 --> 01:12:08,023
-First thing.
-KIP: Oh! Here we go again.
1882
01:12:08,092 --> 01:12:09,297
-Naked guy!
-MARGOT: Griffin, stop!
1883
01:12:09,365 --> 01:12:10,631
-KIP: Right on cue.
-$2,200.
1884
01:12:10,699 --> 01:12:11,628
-Okay, stop!
-$3,200, but who's counting?
1885
01:12:11,697 --> 01:12:12,762
Griffin, what are you doing?
1886
01:12:12,831 --> 01:12:14,162
I got to give
him back his tux.
1887
01:12:14,231 --> 01:12:16,132
-It's $2,800.
-Is he taking his clothes off?
1888
01:12:16,201 --> 01:12:18,567
-I swear, he's a nudist.
-This wedding keeps getting
1889
01:12:18,636 --> 01:12:19,803
better and better.
1890
01:12:20,106 --> 01:12:21,409
KIP: It's, like, sticky.
MARGOT: You can't go outside
1891
01:12:21,644 --> 01:12:22,439
like that!
You're gonna freeze! Stop it!
1892
01:12:22,508 --> 01:12:23,606
Fuck your cufflinks.
1893
01:12:23,675 --> 01:12:24,808
-WOMAN: Sir?
-What?
1894
01:12:24,877 --> 01:12:26,343
You can't be naked
in the lobby.
1895
01:12:26,412 --> 01:12:28,214
Sorry. Sorry.
1896
01:12:28,283 --> 01:12:29,484
Thank you very much.
1897
01:12:29,553 --> 01:12:30,782
I don't have any cash, but...
Sorry.
1898
01:12:30,851 --> 01:12:33,184
Well, it's been
a little slice of heaven.
1899
01:12:33,386 --> 01:12:34,417
MARGOT: Yeah.
1900
01:12:34,486 --> 01:12:35,986
Unforgettable.
1901
01:12:37,562 --> 01:12:40,027
I guess I'll just pay
for the dry cleaning.
1902
01:12:40,096 --> 01:12:41,427
(SCOFFS) Come on.
1903
01:12:41,496 --> 01:12:43,064
Look, why are you even here?
1904
01:12:43,634 --> 01:12:45,662
-I came to see you.
-You broke up with me.
1905
01:12:45,731 --> 01:12:47,767
I know, and I made a mistake.
1906
01:12:47,836 --> 01:12:50,968
Babe, just give us
another chance. Please.
1907
01:12:52,703 --> 01:12:55,043
(INDIE POP MUSIC PLAYING)
1908
01:12:55,111 --> 01:12:56,578
I need a drink.
1909
01:12:57,443 --> 01:12:58,878
Sorry, my love.
1910
01:12:59,180 --> 01:13:00,780
(GRUNTING)
1911
01:13:01,819 --> 01:13:02,646
Damn it!
1912
01:13:02,715 --> 01:13:05,114
(INDIE POP MUSIC CONTINUES)
1913
01:13:06,616 --> 01:13:07,952
Ugh. Shit.
1914
01:13:11,126 --> 01:13:12,528
Fuck.
1915
01:13:25,074 --> 01:13:26,509
(SIGHS)
1916
01:13:48,563 --> 01:13:51,061
(INDIE POP MUSIC CONTINUES)
1917
01:13:59,836 --> 01:14:01,003
Hey, man. It's me again.
1918
01:14:01,072 --> 01:14:02,645
Uh, could you take me
to the bus stop?
1919
01:14:02,713 --> 01:14:04,479
Sure. But it looks like
you forgot somethin'.
1920
01:14:04,548 --> 01:14:06,610
Oh, yeah. The tux.
It wasn't mine.
1921
01:14:06,678 --> 01:14:08,551
Not the tux. The girl.
1922
01:14:09,649 --> 01:14:11,213
She wasn't mine either.
1923
01:14:12,816 --> 01:14:13,915
Could've fooled me.
1924
01:14:14,184 --> 01:14:16,823
(URGING HORSE) Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah!
1925
01:14:17,658 --> 01:14:20,189
(INDIE POP MUSIC CONTINUES)
1926
01:14:40,013 --> 01:14:43,052
(LAUGHS) Hey, man.
You forgot your pants.
1927
01:14:43,121 --> 01:14:44,451
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
1928
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:46,655
Oh, man! I might do the same!
1929
01:14:47,586 --> 01:14:48,987
(BLOWS HORN)
1930
01:14:55,397 --> 01:14:56,929
(BUS BRAKES SQUEAL)
1931
01:15:10,882 --> 01:15:11,741
Hey.
1932
01:15:12,244 --> 01:15:15,585
I know, yeah.
I'm on the list. Griffin Reed.
1933
01:15:18,222 --> 01:15:19,787
You good? Thank you.
1934
01:15:21,787 --> 01:15:23,552
DANA: His name is Griffin?
1935
01:15:23,621 --> 01:15:24,787
I know.
1936
01:15:24,856 --> 01:15:26,195
DANA: Did you tell him?
1937
01:15:26,263 --> 01:15:27,592
No, I didn't tell him.
1938
01:15:27,660 --> 01:15:29,194
Wow. Talk about fate.
1939
01:15:29,263 --> 01:15:31,693
It's not fate! I wish people
would stop using that word.
1940
01:15:31,762 --> 01:15:33,494
But you like him.
1941
01:15:33,563 --> 01:15:37,904
So? He's proposing to some
model named Clementine.
1942
01:15:37,973 --> 01:15:40,472
-Oh! Clementine Pratt?
-You know who she is?
1943
01:15:40,541 --> 01:15:42,005
I've seen her Instagram.
1944
01:15:42,073 --> 01:15:45,077
She's got, like,
10,000 followers.
1945
01:15:45,513 --> 01:15:46,781
MARGOT: She's so pretty.
1946
01:15:46,849 --> 01:15:48,749
DANA: Well,
if he's so in love with her,
1947
01:15:48,818 --> 01:15:50,945
what's he doing
at a wedding with you?
1948
01:15:51,014 --> 01:15:52,281
He's a really nice guy.
1949
01:15:52,349 --> 01:15:53,887
-No one's that nice.
-It doesn't matter!
1950
01:15:53,956 --> 01:15:55,788
He's on his way
to propose to someone else,
1951
01:15:55,856 --> 01:15:57,594
and the real Kip
came back for me,
1952
01:15:57,662 --> 01:15:59,757
so everything worked out
just the way it should.
1953
01:15:59,826 --> 01:16:02,197
Okay? There's your... fate.
1954
01:16:02,900 --> 01:16:05,531
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
-WOMAN: Yeah! It was fire!
1955
01:16:05,867 --> 01:16:07,899
MAN: Really?
I wish I was there!
1956
01:16:07,968 --> 01:16:09,337
WOMAN: Yeah,
you should have come.
1957
01:16:09,405 --> 01:16:10,772
MAN: I'll come next time.
1958
01:16:13,805 --> 01:16:14,871
Better! Appreciate it!
1959
01:16:14,940 --> 01:16:16,742
Wait, do you have my social?
1960
01:16:17,044 --> 01:16:18,942
WOMAN: Oh, yeah.
Your pictures are so great!
1961
01:16:19,011 --> 01:16:21,013
-MAN: Okay, baby.
-(GASPS) Hi!
1962
01:16:25,086 --> 01:16:28,383
Hi, uh, can I just get
a whiskey neat, please?
1963
01:16:29,724 --> 01:16:31,188
Hey, you're Clem's guy, right?
1964
01:16:32,396 --> 01:16:35,028
-Oh, uh, yeah.
-Grover?
1965
01:16:35,497 --> 01:16:36,727
-Griffin.
-Ah, yes.
1966
01:16:36,796 --> 01:16:39,066
Griffin, the... lifeguard.
1967
01:16:39,735 --> 01:16:41,763
-Lawyer.
-Ah. Good on you, mate.
1968
01:16:41,999 --> 01:16:43,367
-Hi!
-Hey, babe.
1969
01:16:43,636 --> 01:16:44,804
-Hi.
-Hi.
1970
01:16:45,140 --> 01:16:47,204
Look who decided to show up
to their engagement party.
1971
01:16:47,273 --> 01:16:49,377
What the hell happened to you?
Were you mugged?
1972
01:16:49,445 --> 01:16:50,679
What are you wearing?
1973
01:16:50,748 --> 01:16:52,111
Oh, no. I'm sorry.
Look, my phone died.
1974
01:16:52,179 --> 01:16:54,182
It's just, it's been
a really long night, so...
1975
01:16:54,251 --> 01:16:55,177
Yeah. For me.
1976
01:16:55,379 --> 01:16:56,851
Do you know how embarrassing
it is to show up
1977
01:16:56,919 --> 01:16:58,186
to your own
New Year's Eve party alone?
1978
01:16:58,255 --> 01:16:59,214
I know. I'm...
1979
01:16:59,283 --> 01:17:00,521
I had sponsors
waiting for our arrival!
1980
01:17:00,590 --> 01:17:01,789
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
1981
01:17:01,858 --> 01:17:02,950
And what am I supposed
to tell Zara?
1982
01:17:03,420 --> 01:17:05,527
-I don't know. I...
-You know what?
1983
01:17:05,930 --> 01:17:08,289
It doesn't matter.
I will smooth it up with Zara
1984
01:17:08,358 --> 01:17:11,195
and you can wear them
for the wedding.
1985
01:17:11,795 --> 01:17:12,827
Okay.
1986
01:17:13,396 --> 01:17:14,665
Don't worry.
Everything's all set.
1987
01:17:14,734 --> 01:17:15,935
-Okay?
-Okay.
1988
01:17:16,270 --> 01:17:20,637
Please give it up for
the fabulous Clementine Pratt!
1989
01:17:20,706 --> 01:17:22,541
(ALL CHEERING)
1990
01:17:23,043 --> 01:17:26,813
Thank you! Thank you.
My goodness.
1991
01:17:26,882 --> 01:17:29,210
Don't worry.
I'm not gonna sing.
1992
01:17:29,279 --> 01:17:30,984
But I just wanted
to thank James
1993
01:17:31,053 --> 01:17:34,383
for hosting
this incredible party tonight!
1994
01:17:35,053 --> 01:17:36,352
I don't know about you all,
1995
01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:38,526
but I have a feeling
this is going to be
1996
01:17:38,595 --> 01:17:41,461
the best New Year's Eve ever.
1997
01:17:41,730 --> 01:17:43,127
(CROWD CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)
1998
01:17:43,196 --> 01:17:45,834
Babe,
(WHISPERS) I think you're on.
1999
01:17:47,238 --> 01:17:48,331
CARRIE: Okay!
2000
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,398
-Who's ready for the bouquet?
-BRIAN: Hey.
2001
01:17:50,467 --> 01:17:51,671
CARRIE: Okay,
on the count of three.
2002
01:17:51,740 --> 01:17:52,737
-Ready?
-FLOUR: Okay!
2003
01:17:52,805 --> 01:17:54,103
CARRIE: Three, two...
2004
01:17:54,172 --> 01:17:55,509
KIP: One!
No, I'm just kidding.
2005
01:17:55,578 --> 01:17:56,674
-What?
-Just one second
2006
01:17:56,743 --> 01:17:57,910
before you guys do that.
2007
01:17:58,213 --> 01:17:59,481
This is my favorite part
of the wedding, by the way.
2008
01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:00,916
But I just have to do this.
2009
01:18:00,984 --> 01:18:02,780
-What the hell?
-KIP: I really appreciate it.
2010
01:18:02,848 --> 01:18:04,081
Would you guys just mind?
2011
01:18:04,150 --> 01:18:06,622
Many of you guys
don't know me, okay?
2012
01:18:06,691 --> 01:18:09,887
But, uh, I am Kip.
The real Kip.
2013
01:18:09,956 --> 01:18:11,892
And I just want to apologize
2014
01:18:11,961 --> 01:18:13,594
for what happened
with the imposter Kip.
2015
01:18:13,663 --> 01:18:14,795
I kinda liked the imposter.
2016
01:18:14,864 --> 01:18:16,464
And I don't want
to steal the thunder
2017
01:18:16,532 --> 01:18:18,026
from the beautiful bride.
2018
01:18:18,095 --> 01:18:19,161
-Oh, no.
-BRIAN: Yes.
2019
01:18:19,229 --> 01:18:20,394
We wouldn't want
to do that. No.
2020
01:18:20,463 --> 01:18:21,535
-KIP: This has to be done.
-Right.
2021
01:18:21,604 --> 01:18:23,036
This is very important.
2022
01:18:25,069 --> 01:18:26,776
(CLEMENTINE CLEARS THROAT)
2023
01:18:27,244 --> 01:18:28,136
Okay.
2024
01:18:28,572 --> 01:18:30,747
-(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)
-(CLEMENTINE CHUCKLES)
2025
01:18:31,644 --> 01:18:33,849
Oh, shit.
2026
01:18:38,321 --> 01:18:39,448
(GIGGLES)
2027
01:18:40,725 --> 01:18:42,150
You know,
whenever I imagined myself
2028
01:18:42,219 --> 01:18:44,024
proposing to my future wife,
2029
01:18:45,225 --> 01:18:47,623
I always knew
it would only happen once.
2030
01:18:47,692 --> 01:18:50,798
When I imagined the man
of my dreams proposing to me,
2031
01:18:50,867 --> 01:18:53,931
I wanted it to be
once in a lifetime.
2032
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:55,232
And I'd never give that moment
2033
01:18:55,301 --> 01:18:58,137
to someone
who I had any doubts about.
2034
01:18:58,904 --> 01:19:00,341
Twenty-four hours ago,
2035
01:19:01,043 --> 01:19:04,009
all I wanted was for you
to ask me to marry you.
2036
01:19:04,077 --> 01:19:05,408
GRIFFIN:
Twenty-four hours ago,
2037
01:19:05,477 --> 01:19:07,409
I'd convinced myself
that you were the woman
2038
01:19:07,478 --> 01:19:10,285
I wanted to spend
the rest of my life with.
2039
01:19:10,353 --> 01:19:12,415
(GIGGLING)
2040
01:19:14,754 --> 01:19:16,124
But that's...
2041
01:19:16,193 --> 01:19:17,321
Changed.
2042
01:19:18,558 --> 01:19:19,592
(SCOFFS)
2043
01:19:19,894 --> 01:19:21,356
-GRIFFIN: Um...
-What?
2044
01:19:21,425 --> 01:19:23,998
I... I thought
this is what you wanted.
2045
01:19:24,067 --> 01:19:26,368
-I can't. I can't do this.
-CLEMENTINE: What?
2046
01:19:26,437 --> 01:19:28,032
I can't let you do this.
2047
01:19:28,101 --> 01:19:29,966
I'm really sorry.
I... I can't.
2048
01:19:30,035 --> 01:19:32,072
-What?
-I'm sorry.
2049
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:34,877
-Come on. Get up.
-(MIC FEEDBACK)
2050
01:19:36,309 --> 01:19:38,172
Happy New Year, everyone!
Ha-ha-ha-ha. Here.
2051
01:19:38,241 --> 01:19:40,113
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Okay.
2052
01:19:40,682 --> 01:19:42,951
(SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES)
2053
01:19:52,524 --> 01:19:54,930
Just... Just stop
for just a second. All right?
2054
01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:57,592
I know that I'm embarrassing
myself, but...
2055
01:19:59,001 --> 01:20:01,232
I treated you terribly
last night.
2056
01:20:01,301 --> 01:20:02,764
-And I am sorry. Last night...
-Yeah.
2057
01:20:02,832 --> 01:20:05,337
The truth is, I have spent
the last 24 hours thinking
2058
01:20:05,406 --> 01:20:08,141
that I've been making the
biggest mistake of my life.
2059
01:20:09,011 --> 01:20:12,780
I... actually think
that I love you,
2060
01:20:12,849 --> 01:20:15,483
and I...
I do want to marry you.
2061
01:20:15,719 --> 01:20:19,147
You "think"? (SCOFFS) What,
2062
01:20:19,215 --> 01:20:20,950
are you... are you crazy?
2063
01:20:21,019 --> 01:20:22,352
You don't love me.
2064
01:20:22,421 --> 01:20:26,256
And you know what? I...
I don't love you.
2065
01:20:26,325 --> 01:20:27,862
I mean,
I had more fun tonight,
2066
01:20:27,931 --> 01:20:29,998
a more honest,
genuine connection
2067
01:20:30,067 --> 01:20:31,632
with a total stranger
than I've had with you
2068
01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:32,899
in the last three months!
2069
01:20:32,967 --> 01:20:34,767
Wow. Kick a guy
while he's down.
2070
01:20:34,835 --> 01:20:36,834
I'm just being honest.
2071
01:20:36,903 --> 01:20:38,268
You know it's true.
2072
01:20:38,336 --> 01:20:40,910
And you'll bounce back,
I'm sure.
2073
01:20:41,676 --> 01:20:43,078
Goodbye, okay?
2074
01:20:43,146 --> 01:20:46,311
For real this time, please.
(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
2075
01:20:47,218 --> 01:20:48,280
Goodbye.
2076
01:20:49,982 --> 01:20:52,251
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS)
2077
01:20:55,326 --> 01:20:56,453
(SIGHS)
2078
01:20:58,792 --> 01:21:00,193
(GRIFFIN SIGHS)
2079
01:21:01,828 --> 01:21:03,526
Oh, my God.
2080
01:21:05,270 --> 01:21:06,496
(SIGHING)
2081
01:21:12,035 --> 01:21:13,503
Okay...
2082
01:21:14,512 --> 01:21:16,946
(GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES)
2083
01:21:24,949 --> 01:21:26,450
(SIGHS)
2084
01:21:29,659 --> 01:21:31,158
Ted, are you hungry?
2085
01:21:33,228 --> 01:21:37,197
-(PURRING)
-Hey, buddy. Happy New Year.
2086
01:21:38,832 --> 01:21:40,431
Yum, yum, yum.
2087
01:21:40,834 --> 01:21:42,235
Good night, pal.
2088
01:21:47,611 --> 01:21:48,736
CARRIE: Wow, okay.
2089
01:21:48,805 --> 01:21:50,738
So you're just sneaking out
of my wedding?
2090
01:21:50,807 --> 01:21:53,776
I was going more
for graceful exit. (CHUCKLES)
2091
01:21:54,012 --> 01:21:55,949
Oh, okay. Right.
2092
01:21:56,018 --> 01:21:58,914
Just, uh,
quick question first.
2093
01:21:59,483 --> 01:22:01,889
-Why do you hate me?
-Hate you?
2094
01:22:01,957 --> 01:22:04,052
-Yeah.
-I don't hate you.
2095
01:22:04,121 --> 01:22:05,355
I worship you.
2096
01:22:05,424 --> 01:22:07,630
-(SCOFFS) Okay. Come on.
-What? It's true!
2097
01:22:07,699 --> 01:22:08,898
I wish I were more like you.
2098
01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:11,165
I mean, you're brave.
You're smart.
2099
01:22:11,233 --> 01:22:13,302
Everywhere we go,
everybody just adores you.
2100
01:22:13,371 --> 01:22:15,801
I mean, you're marrying the
best guy in the world tonight.
2101
01:22:15,870 --> 01:22:17,305
(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
2102
01:22:17,707 --> 01:22:19,202
Your life is perfect.
2103
01:22:19,271 --> 01:22:21,872
You think my life is perfect?
2104
01:22:21,941 --> 01:22:23,310
Are you crazy?
2105
01:22:23,378 --> 01:22:25,878
No, the only difference
between me and you is
2106
01:22:25,946 --> 01:22:28,017
I go for what I want.
2107
01:22:28,786 --> 01:22:30,481
And you're too afraid to try.
2108
01:22:31,820 --> 01:22:34,089
So, stop trying to be me.
2109
01:22:35,185 --> 01:22:36,686
Just go be you.
2110
01:22:37,389 --> 01:22:39,523
-(CHUCKLES)
-You're right.
2111
01:22:40,389 --> 01:22:42,461
(SNIFFLES) Thank you.
2112
01:22:42,697 --> 01:22:43,557
Yeah.
2113
01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:45,699
I'm sorry
I ruined your wedding.
2114
01:22:45,768 --> 01:22:47,566
No. Hey, it's fine.
2115
01:22:47,634 --> 01:22:50,098
You know, Brian said that
the fight already went viral.
2116
01:22:50,167 --> 01:22:52,041
(BOTH LAUGH)
2117
01:22:52,542 --> 01:22:53,603
(SIGHS)
2118
01:22:54,304 --> 01:22:56,111
I love you, sister.
2119
01:22:57,044 --> 01:22:59,114
I love you too. (CHUCKLES)
2120
01:23:04,117 --> 01:23:05,549
-Hmm.
-(CHUCKLES)
2121
01:23:06,451 --> 01:23:08,089
PEOPLE: Ten! Nine!
CARRIE: Oh!
2122
01:23:08,158 --> 01:23:09,320
PEOPLE: Eight! Seven!
CARRIE: Um...
2123
01:23:09,523 --> 01:23:10,718
-MARGOT: Go. Go.
-Yeah, okay. But don't forget
2124
01:23:10,787 --> 01:23:11,989
-brunch tomorrow.
-PEOPLE: Six! Five! Four!
2125
01:23:12,058 --> 01:23:13,259
-Okay.
-Yeah?
2126
01:23:13,328 --> 01:23:18,194
PEOPLE: Three! Two! One!
Happy New Year!
2127
01:23:18,262 --> 01:23:20,762
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
2128
01:23:21,672 --> 01:23:23,732
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS)
2129
01:23:54,867 --> 01:23:56,171
(GROANS)
2130
01:23:57,036 --> 01:23:58,437
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
2131
01:24:00,103 --> 01:24:01,836
(GROANS)
2132
01:24:02,713 --> 01:24:05,081
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
2133
01:24:17,428 --> 01:24:18,787
Hi, Ted.
2134
01:24:30,835 --> 01:24:33,604
I love what you've done
with my apartment.
2135
01:24:36,514 --> 01:24:37,575
(SIGHS)
2136
01:24:38,681 --> 01:24:39,775
Margot?
2137
01:24:40,877 --> 01:24:43,315
I rang the bell,
like, a thousand times,
2138
01:24:43,384 --> 01:24:44,818
but you didn't answer,
so I just...
2139
01:24:44,887 --> 01:24:45,983
I don't have a bell.
2140
01:24:46,319 --> 01:24:48,883
Oh. I wonder what that was.
2141
01:24:50,052 --> 01:24:53,158
Wait, hold on. So, what...
what are you doing here?
2142
01:24:53,227 --> 01:24:54,692
Uh, you left this at my house.
2143
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:58,464
I thought it might be
important. Legal stuff.
2144
01:24:59,197 --> 01:25:01,368
Yeah. Thank you.
2145
01:25:07,439 --> 01:25:09,537
-You're alone.
-Um, yeah.
2146
01:25:09,606 --> 01:25:12,148
And not engaged. (CHUCKLES)
2147
01:25:12,981 --> 01:25:14,442
-And...
-No...
2148
01:25:14,511 --> 01:25:16,713
Wait. How did you know?
2149
01:25:17,247 --> 01:25:18,412
Instagram.
2150
01:25:18,681 --> 01:25:20,717
Ah, right. Yeah.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
2151
01:25:23,757 --> 01:25:26,259
Wait, hold on. So, you came
all the way over here
2152
01:25:26,328 --> 01:25:29,726
at 2:00 a.m.
just to return my bag?
2153
01:25:31,063 --> 01:25:32,161
Yeah.
2154
01:25:32,697 --> 01:25:34,566
Well, and to show you
something.
2155
01:25:35,335 --> 01:25:36,766
You want to show me something?
2156
01:25:37,574 --> 01:25:38,636
Yes.
2157
01:25:43,911 --> 01:25:45,247
Unzip.
2158
01:25:46,343 --> 01:25:47,682
Is this a trap?
2159
01:25:48,018 --> 01:25:49,381
-No!
-Okay. (LAUGHS)
2160
01:25:49,450 --> 01:25:51,385
-Just do it!
-All right. All right.
2161
01:25:58,362 --> 01:26:00,959
(SIGHS) The stupid things
we do in college, right?
2162
01:26:01,027 --> 01:26:02,264
(CHUCKLES)
2163
01:26:02,765 --> 01:26:03,859
Um...
2164
01:26:04,966 --> 01:26:06,400
That's a...
2165
01:26:07,268 --> 01:26:08,663
-MARGOT: A griffin.
-What...
2166
01:26:08,732 --> 01:26:10,737
MARGOT:
I have a griffin tattoo.
2167
01:26:11,039 --> 01:26:12,307
You got that in college?
2168
01:26:13,677 --> 01:26:14,537
Yeah.
2169
01:26:14,806 --> 01:26:16,878
I had just broken up
with my boyfriend.
2170
01:26:16,946 --> 01:26:19,246
I was a little drunk.
2171
01:26:19,315 --> 01:26:21,916
And I told the guy
to surprise me.
2172
01:26:21,985 --> 01:26:24,682
So... surprise! (CHUCKLES)
2173
01:26:32,461 --> 01:26:34,089
Oh, thank God,
it's not a Tweety Bird.
2174
01:26:34,158 --> 01:26:35,396
(LAUGHS)
2175
01:26:40,804 --> 01:26:41,901
This is insane.
2176
01:26:42,437 --> 01:26:43,798
You have a griffin
on your body.
2177
01:26:43,867 --> 01:26:45,206
If you have "Margot"
on your ass,
2178
01:26:45,275 --> 01:26:46,835
I really am calling
the police.
2179
01:26:46,904 --> 01:26:48,904
Oh, not yet,
but that's a good idea.
2180
01:26:54,516 --> 01:26:56,016
CLEMENTINE:
Are you fucking kidding me?
2181
01:26:56,084 --> 01:26:57,313
Oh, shit! Clementine!
2182
01:26:57,382 --> 01:26:58,583
What are you doing here?
2183
01:26:58,652 --> 01:27:00,019
You didn't even call
to check on me.
2184
01:27:00,088 --> 01:27:01,686
What... We broke up.
2185
01:27:02,222 --> 01:27:03,491
I want my Sonicare.
2186
01:27:03,727 --> 01:27:04,552
What?
2187
01:27:04,621 --> 01:27:06,053
My Sonicare toothbrush.
2188
01:27:06,122 --> 01:27:08,429
I actually had to pay
for that. I want it back.
2189
01:27:09,164 --> 01:27:10,594
-Now?
-Yes, now!
2190
01:27:10,663 --> 01:27:12,627
Before you rub it
all over your mouth,
2191
01:27:12,696 --> 01:27:14,134
or clean your toilet with it.
2192
01:27:14,203 --> 01:27:15,764
Or let someone else use it.
2193
01:27:15,833 --> 01:27:17,870
Yeah, okay, all right.
Just one second.
2194
01:27:17,939 --> 01:27:18,967
Thanks.
2195
01:27:21,811 --> 01:27:22,876
Wait.
2196
01:27:22,945 --> 01:27:24,076
I know you.
2197
01:27:24,411 --> 01:27:26,744
Are you the girl
from Bennigan's?
2198
01:27:27,310 --> 01:27:28,446
Yes.
2199
01:27:28,882 --> 01:27:31,386
-You stole my Uber.
-So, you stole my boyfriend?
2200
01:27:31,455 --> 01:27:35,222
No. Not... Not really.
Not... Not on purpose.
2201
01:27:35,291 --> 01:27:36,288
How long has this
been going on?
2202
01:27:36,357 --> 01:27:39,092
Minutes! Seconds. Not long.
2203
01:27:39,161 --> 01:27:40,327
What kind of person steals
2204
01:27:40,396 --> 01:27:42,029
someone's boyfriend
on New Year's Eve?
2205
01:27:42,098 --> 01:27:43,592
I didn't mean to. I swear.
2206
01:27:43,661 --> 01:27:45,162
I think this is everything.
2207
01:27:45,231 --> 01:27:46,264
I need a bag!
2208
01:27:46,332 --> 01:27:47,900
Bag, yes. One second.
2209
01:27:48,336 --> 01:27:49,401
Did you know he was supposed
2210
01:27:49,470 --> 01:27:50,868
to ask me
to marry him tonight?
2211
01:27:51,204 --> 01:27:52,933
Um, was he?
2212
01:27:53,002 --> 01:27:54,641
(TEARFULLY)
It was so humiliating.
2213
01:27:54,710 --> 01:27:57,411
He basically dumped me
in front of the whole party.
2214
01:27:57,480 --> 01:28:00,948
Some people even got it
on video. (CRIES)
2215
01:28:01,017 --> 01:28:03,849
I'm sorry. Tissue?
2216
01:28:04,418 --> 01:28:07,686
-Thanks.
-That's... That's awful.
2217
01:28:09,553 --> 01:28:11,688
I've seen your Instagram.
2218
01:28:11,757 --> 01:28:13,420
Your pictures
are really pretty.
2219
01:28:13,489 --> 01:28:14,793
Thanks.
2220
01:28:15,129 --> 01:28:16,490
(BLOWS NOSE)
2221
01:28:16,559 --> 01:28:18,031
It's Facetune.
2222
01:28:18,199 --> 01:28:19,593
Oh. That's a good app.
2223
01:28:19,662 --> 01:28:21,633
Okay, I have a bag.
2224
01:28:21,702 --> 01:28:23,937
She doesn't need a bag!
She needs a hug!
2225
01:28:24,006 --> 01:28:25,235
And more tissues!
2226
01:28:25,404 --> 01:28:27,038
(SIGHS) Seriously?
2227
01:28:27,340 --> 01:28:28,674
-Griffin!
-Okay.
2228
01:28:30,974 --> 01:28:33,111
You do seem
like a nice person.
2229
01:28:33,180 --> 01:28:34,878
I'm trying to be.
2230
01:28:35,181 --> 01:28:36,849
(SOBBING)
2231
01:28:37,151 --> 01:28:39,388
Oh, no. Okay.
2232
01:28:41,086 --> 01:28:43,923
You know, I really hope you
don't wake up tomorrow
2233
01:28:43,992 --> 01:28:47,555
and realize there was never
anything real between you two.
2234
01:28:47,624 --> 01:28:48,989
And that you just ruined
2235
01:28:49,058 --> 01:28:50,962
the entire course
of all of our lives
2236
01:28:51,031 --> 01:28:56,001
for some meaningless, romantic
New Year's Eve fantasy.
2237
01:28:56,303 --> 01:28:58,368
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYS)
2238
01:28:59,071 --> 01:29:01,008
GRIFFIN: Okay, so, it looks
like we're out of Kleenex,
2239
01:29:01,077 --> 01:29:02,477
but I found some TP.
2240
01:29:03,342 --> 01:29:04,710
I have to go.
2241
01:29:05,645 --> 01:29:08,778
I'm sorry. I'm...
I'm really sorry.
2242
01:29:08,847 --> 01:29:10,246
Wait, Margot,
where are you going?
2243
01:29:10,315 --> 01:29:11,552
Margot?
2244
01:29:13,418 --> 01:29:14,687
What did you do?
2245
01:29:16,224 --> 01:29:18,086
-Nothing.
-(SCOFFS)
2246
01:29:19,889 --> 01:29:21,155
All right, take your stuff.
2247
01:29:28,267 --> 01:29:29,570
Margot?
2248
01:29:30,435 --> 01:29:31,500
Margot, wait.
2249
01:29:31,569 --> 01:29:32,940
What just happened?
2250
01:29:33,009 --> 01:29:34,135
I can't do this.
2251
01:29:34,204 --> 01:29:36,176
I can't be responsible
for ruining your life
2252
01:29:36,245 --> 01:29:37,610
like I do everyone else's.
2253
01:29:37,679 --> 01:29:39,841
Oh, you're not ruining
anything. Okay?
2254
01:29:40,077 --> 01:29:42,443
Listen, Margot,
I'm crazy about you.
2255
01:29:42,812 --> 01:29:44,416
You don't even know me.
2256
01:29:44,485 --> 01:29:45,750
I mean, a couple hours ago,
2257
01:29:45,819 --> 01:29:48,019
you were gonna propose
to somebody else.
2258
01:29:48,088 --> 01:29:50,922
Yeah, and it would've been
the worst mistake of my life.
2259
01:29:51,391 --> 01:29:53,021
Come on, 15 Maple Drive?
2260
01:29:53,090 --> 01:29:55,430
Breakfast at Tiffany's?
Your tattoo?
2261
01:29:55,499 --> 01:29:57,263
That's got to mean something,
right?
2262
01:29:57,331 --> 01:29:58,663
You know this is fate.
2263
01:29:58,732 --> 01:30:01,200
I am so tired
of everyone saying
2264
01:30:01,269 --> 01:30:02,703
that everything is fate.
2265
01:30:02,771 --> 01:30:05,204
Okay, who doesn't love
Breakfast at Tiffany's?
2266
01:30:05,272 --> 01:30:06,372
15 Maple Drive?
2267
01:30:06,441 --> 01:30:07,573
I'm sure if you googled it,
2268
01:30:07,642 --> 01:30:09,003
there are thousands
of results.
2269
01:30:09,072 --> 01:30:11,072
You could've woken up
in anyone's bed.
2270
01:30:11,141 --> 01:30:13,915
Yeah, but I woke up in yours.
Okay?
2271
01:30:13,984 --> 01:30:15,076
So, call it fate,
2272
01:30:15,145 --> 01:30:17,044
or dumb luck, or chance,
or whatever it is,
2273
01:30:17,113 --> 01:30:19,153
but I still get to choose,
okay?
2274
01:30:19,221 --> 01:30:21,188
And I... I choose you.
2275
01:30:21,256 --> 01:30:23,987
And... And I choose...
2276
01:30:25,054 --> 01:30:27,595
I choose to do
the right thing.
2277
01:30:28,631 --> 01:30:31,463
Maybe fate
is that girl waiting for you
2278
01:30:31,532 --> 01:30:32,529
in your apartment right now.
2279
01:30:32,598 --> 01:30:34,162
You don't believe that.
2280
01:30:34,497 --> 01:30:35,565
Come on.
2281
01:30:35,834 --> 01:30:38,134
Thank you
for helping me tonight.
2282
01:30:38,636 --> 01:30:40,638
I mean, you really are
2283
01:30:40,707 --> 01:30:42,940
the nicest human
I've ever met.
2284
01:30:43,009 --> 01:30:46,279
And before you say it,
"nice" isn't a bad thing.
2285
01:30:46,615 --> 01:30:50,145
It's a great thing.
It's a rare thing.
2286
01:30:51,550 --> 01:30:53,489
So, don't ever stop.
2287
01:30:55,292 --> 01:30:57,152
Wait, Margot, please, just...
2288
01:30:59,597 --> 01:31:01,492
You know, when the universe
gives you a gift,
2289
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:03,059
you don't just say no.
2290
01:31:14,408 --> 01:31:16,072
Happy New Year, Griffin.
2291
01:31:22,183 --> 01:31:23,244
(SIGHS)
2292
01:31:30,853 --> 01:31:33,122
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
2293
01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:39,161
(ALARM RINGING)
2294
01:31:48,606 --> 01:31:49,875
(RINGING STOPS)
2295
01:31:52,015 --> 01:31:53,615
Oh, shit.
2296
01:31:55,116 --> 01:31:57,146
Oh, God.
2297
01:31:58,417 --> 01:31:59,687
(SIGHS)
2298
01:32:01,584 --> 01:32:02,888
(GROANS)
2299
01:32:18,538 --> 01:32:20,136
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2300
01:32:23,278 --> 01:32:24,309
(LAUGHS) Hey!
2301
01:32:24,378 --> 01:32:25,845
Oh, there he is!
2302
01:32:25,913 --> 01:32:28,208
Happy New Year, everybody.
Hello, hello!
2303
01:32:28,277 --> 01:32:30,011
Honey, what happened
to your face?
2304
01:32:30,080 --> 01:32:31,817
Oh, it's fine, it's fine.
I just...
2305
01:32:31,886 --> 01:32:34,848
Yeah, last night,
I ran into a fist.
2306
01:32:34,917 --> 01:32:36,151
-Fist?
-Yeah.
2307
01:32:36,320 --> 01:32:37,490
Well, you should see
the other guy. (LAUGHS)
2308
01:32:37,559 --> 01:32:38,687
GRIFFIN: Yeah, right? (LAUGHS)
2309
01:32:38,756 --> 01:32:40,222
So, where is Clementine?
2310
01:32:40,291 --> 01:32:41,862
Yeah, yeah,
where's this gorgeous fiancée
2311
01:32:41,930 --> 01:32:43,427
your mother keeps showing me
on Instacart, huh?
2312
01:32:43,496 --> 01:32:44,765
Instacart! Um...
2313
01:32:44,833 --> 01:32:47,033
She's, uh, actually
not gonna make it today.
2314
01:32:47,102 --> 01:32:49,369
What happened? Oh, she didn't
get your cold, did she?
2315
01:32:49,437 --> 01:32:50,665
No, she's fine, actually.
2316
01:32:50,734 --> 01:32:52,674
Um, yeah...
2317
01:32:53,010 --> 01:32:54,071
(SIGHS)
2318
01:32:55,240 --> 01:32:57,844
It's actually just...
It's not gonna work out.
2319
01:32:57,912 --> 01:32:59,874
Yeah, I'm sorry
to disappoint you guys.
2320
01:32:59,943 --> 01:33:01,243
Oh, disappoint who? Us?
2321
01:33:01,445 --> 01:33:03,982
Yeah, I know, December 30th
is like your special day,
2322
01:33:04,051 --> 01:33:05,550
-and I kind of blew it.
-DAD: Hell, son...
2323
01:33:05,618 --> 01:33:07,181
Son, it's just a day.
2324
01:33:07,249 --> 01:33:09,157
I mean,
you'll find your own day.
2325
01:33:09,226 --> 01:33:10,290
And your own girl.
2326
01:33:10,358 --> 01:33:11,756
Oh. I love you.
2327
01:33:11,825 --> 01:33:13,561
-I love you more.
-(CHUCKLES)
2328
01:33:13,629 --> 01:33:15,024
Okay, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.
2329
01:33:15,093 --> 01:33:16,290
-I'll be right back.
-MOM: All right.
2330
01:33:16,359 --> 01:33:17,497
-We'll be right here.
-Okay? All right.
2331
01:33:17,566 --> 01:33:19,800
-(WATER TRICKLES)
-(GROANS)
2332
01:33:22,138 --> 01:33:23,199
(SIGHS)
2333
01:33:24,702 --> 01:33:26,334
(GROANS SOFTLY)
2334
01:33:29,640 --> 01:33:30,910
Okay.
2335
01:33:51,068 --> 01:33:52,165
Dude!
2336
01:33:52,234 --> 01:33:53,261
What?
2337
01:33:53,597 --> 01:33:55,163
BRIAN: Hey, Kip's here.
GRIFFIN: (LAUGHS) Oh, my God.
2338
01:33:55,232 --> 01:33:56,705
BRIAN: What are
you doing here?
2339
01:33:58,602 --> 01:33:59,873
Wow.
2340
01:34:04,545 --> 01:34:06,341
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS)
2341
01:34:14,785 --> 01:34:16,120
(GRIFFIN GASPS)
2342
01:34:16,952 --> 01:34:18,694
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
2343
01:34:19,229 --> 01:34:20,729
(INHALES DEEPLY)
2344
01:34:25,535 --> 01:34:27,663
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
2345
01:34:27,731 --> 01:34:28,968
(CHUCKLES)
2346
01:34:30,702 --> 01:34:32,236
(BOTH LAUGH)
2347
01:34:32,505 --> 01:34:33,841
(SIGHS)
2348
01:34:34,441 --> 01:34:35,777
(CHUCKLES)
2349
01:34:52,757 --> 01:34:54,994
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
2350
01:34:58,798 --> 01:35:00,461
(MARGOT BREATHING HEAVILY)
2351
01:35:14,714 --> 01:35:16,983
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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