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I am so excited about
your date with the teacher!
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- That is one great head of hair.
- Well, okay, yes, it is a great
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head of hair,
but it is not a date.
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It is a do-over
between two people
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who got sick
on one another.
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Let's take
the romance out of it.
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I think you just did.
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- I should've gotten
the baguette thing.
- I should've ordered the soup.
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So... I have a favor to ask,
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and it involves manual labor,
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and you two coming to Brooklyn.
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Well... how can we say no?
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- Oh!
- Oh, no, no. I'm asking.
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- How can we say no?
- You can't.
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We need a huge
turnout on Saturday
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to finish painting
the women's shelter
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I've been working
on with Nya,
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and it would be so great
if you guys would come help.
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I'm there.
And I'll bring the kids.
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I'm a really good painter.
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- Carrie?
- Oh, well...
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when I was on stage crew
in high school,
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they asked me,
"Please stop painting,"
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so I will happily
write a check.
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You can't be the white lady
who just writes a check.
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If I can paint,
you can paint.
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- You gotta change it up.
Speaking of change...
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- Gotcha.
- remember how I was
still getting my period
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very regularly for years
after you guys had stopped
getting yours?
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It has been so long
since we'd heard
from smug Charlotte.
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I was afraid
she'd retired.
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- Well... I think I'm done.
- Mentioning it?
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No, done done.
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I haven't gotten
my period in four months,
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so I think
I'm finally in menopause.
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Welcome to the club.
Prepare to be sweaty.
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Actually, it's funny.
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I haven't gotten
any hot flashes,
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or breast tenderness,
or brain fog,
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or any of those awful
symptoms you guys had.
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I'm not being smug.
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- Hello?
It's Lisette,
your downstairs neighbor.
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Oh.
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What, like there's
a Lisette from upstairs?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm sorry for
the home invasion,
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but just real quick,
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um, I'm a jewelry designer,
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and I wanted
to give you this.
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I love a home invasion
with what I'm assuming
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- is free jewelry.
- Yes.
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Oh, it's pretty.
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I would be so stoked
if you wore this out,
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or, maybe, put it
on your Insta?
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When Scarlett Johansson
wore me, sales spiked, so.
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God, I just made
myself sick saying that.
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I'm sorry.
It's what I have to do,
or it's back to modeling, so.
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Please lower
your expectations
on those sales spikes.
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- You know,
I'm just a lowly writer.
- No, hardly.
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I'm obsessed
with your podcast.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
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- I guessed a size five.
- If you say so.
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Oh, that's pretty.
What is that?
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Oh... this is
my wedding ring.
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Oh, I didn't know
you were married.
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I mean,
I've never seen him.
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Is it, like,
long-distance
or something?
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Well, yes, very.
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I dated a guy
in Santa Fe once,
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and we could not
make it work at all.
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Well, is that it's,
it's not long-distance.
He died.
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I just... haven't
taken it off yet.
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Oh... I'm--
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Again.
Practice your Torah
portion again.
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- It's only two weeks away.
- But I don't wanna
have a Bat Mitzvah.
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That's why you're
having a "They Mitzvah."
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So, come on, again.
From the top.
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- Saved by the bell.
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Hey, Anthony,
I only have a minute.
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I only have
a minute, too.
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Someone called in sick,
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so I'm the hot fella today,
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and if anyone has
a problem with it,
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I'll see them in court.
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I'm not done with you!
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Is it okay
if I bring someone
I just started seeing
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- to dinner Friday?
Of course.
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Is he...
appropriate for children?
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I think so.
I can't find his dick
anywhere online.
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- Okay.
Relax.
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He's sexy, smart,
always reading.
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I think he's read everything
that's ever been published.
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No!
- What the hell?
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I have no idea.
I, I, I gotta go.
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Go...
That bread is
friggin' heavy.
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I'm not paying
these guys enough.
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Oh no, no way, no!
- Okay, bye.
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- Lily, what on earth?!
No, no, no!
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I just got my period,
and my tracking app
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says that I'm gonna
get it again on the 21st.
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Lindsay's pool party
in the Hamptons!
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- Okay.
- Shit!
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Okay,
let's just calm down.
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Stop cursing.
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I know you said
you'd rather die
than use a tampon.
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Yes,
I would rather die
than use a tampon.
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Well, these are
your choices.
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You could either...
learn to use a tampon,
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which I'm happy
to help you do,
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- or skip the pool party.
- No!
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Gah!
Shit! Shit, shit, shit.
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- Rock, get back in here!
Dammit!
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- Oy.
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- You look especially
pretty tonight.
- Oh, thank you.
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And you look especially
whatever acceptable,
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non-polarizing
gender-positive compliment
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- you feel comfortable with.
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You are a lot of fun...
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- even with your
clothes on. Wild.
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- Sorry to interrupt.
- She's makin' me do this.
I'm so embarrassed.
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Okay, we're, like,
your biggest fans,
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and we know you're
eating right now,
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but... but could
we get a quick
selfie with you?
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- Aw.
- Yeah? Sure. Sure.
No problem.
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- I can take it if you want.
- Wait, are you famous, too?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm just... the girlfriend.
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- Thanks.
Thank you.
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- Oh, okay.
- Here we go!
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Cute.
Okay, here we go.
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Nice.
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- Again?
- O-Okay.
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You really helped me
through some dark times.
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- Ah, there you go.
- Perfect.
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Oh, and you hooked up
with a friend of ours,
Melvin.
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- Melvin DeGayo? In Buffalo.
- Mmm.
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And you slept with another
friend of ours, Aubrey,
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- in the Twin Cities.
She's Australian.
- Mm-hm, mm-hm.
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Okay, well, thank you.
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- Thank you. Have a good night.
- Thank you!
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- Thank you so much.
Yeah.
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- Bye.
Take care. Oh, careful.
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So, where were we?
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- We were having fun.
- Ah, yes... that.
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Yay, us.
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I can't remember the last
time I waited in line. You?
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- To get my vaccine.
- Oh, honey, I wish
you knew me then.
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I got mine before
the President.
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Well, listen,
while we're waiting,
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can you take a picture
of the ring my neighbor
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designed for me
to post on Instagram?
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Sure, then you can
take a picture of me
waiting in line.
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We'll send it to Ripley's
Believe It or Not!
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I'm just doing this
to save her from a life
of high-fashion modeling.
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Should I not be wearing
my wedding ring anymore?
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I really have no idea.
See? No priors.
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You know, technically...
I am no longer married,
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and I am going
on that non-date
tomorrow.
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You know, is it a--
Is it appropriate?
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I guess what's appropriate
is however you feel about it.
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I have never had
to bribe a doorman
to get into a hot club...
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until tonight.
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Why are we putting
ourselves through this?
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Let's just,
let's just leave.
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No, I really want
to go dancing tonight.
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- It's my birthday.
- What?!
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- I'm not a birthday person.
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I don't want all the fuss.
I just wanna go dancing tonight.
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You are not
bribing a doorman
on your birthday.
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Let me handle this.
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Excuse me.
Pardon me. Excuse me.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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We've all seen that
scene in a movie
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where someone tries
to talk their way
into the cool club.
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I've seen it,
you've seen it.
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We don't need
to do that scene.
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We're both grown-ups,
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but it's
my friend's birthday,
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and all she wants
is to go dancing,
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so could you please
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just let us in for
a little while to dance?
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We won't stay long.
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We're at capacity.
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So, I guess we're
doin' that scene.
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That's really offensive.
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Let's go.
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- Was I just canceled
by a doorman?
- Mm-hm.
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- Did you make a wish?
- Yes.
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It had to do with the doorman
and erectile dysfunction.
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Fifty-four.
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I really thought 53 would
be the year I meet my guy.
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I told myself,
"I'm 53. That's not 54,
which is so close to 55."
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- Careful.
- But...
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I guess, instead of meeting
my guy this last year...
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I met an amazing new friend.
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So... here's to 53.
Best year ever.
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To 54...
and your new guy.
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I'll take that.
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Mm...
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but whatever happens,
I think I'm good.
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If I were to look
at my life
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like it were an apartment
I were trying to sell,
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it'd be pretty damn lux.
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Okay, yes. I don't have
everything on the wish list.
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No wood-burning fireplace
in the bedroom,
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but I have
a killer floor plan,
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lots of closet space...
and a breathtaking view.
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Your fireplace is out there.
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I just know it.
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That's your birthday gift to me.
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Hey, are you doing
anything on Saturday?
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A client offered me tickets
to a matinee in the Public.
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I can't.
I'm painting a house
in Greenpoint for charity,
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and it's an all-day affair
'cause it's so far,
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the subway has to go through
three time zones to get there.
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I will drive you.
We're too young
for matinees anyway.
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Why would you
ever do that?
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Because if you get
lost on the subway,
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who else will I not get
into hot clubs with?
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Kids!
Uncle Anthony will be here
any minute with his new guy!
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Ah!
Honey, you scared me.
What's up?
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- Mom.
- Uh-huh?
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- I'm ready.
- For dinner? Great!
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- Go ahead. Pour the water.
- No, I mean...
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I'm ready to learn how
to put in a tampon.
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- Really? Now?
- Yes, now.
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Let's do it
before I change my mind.
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Okay, yes, yes.
Let's do this.
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- Oh my god, they're here.
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Okay, uh, give me one second,
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and I will meet you
in the bathroom.
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- We're coming!
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Welcome, welcome!
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- It's so nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
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Justin, this is Charlotte.
Charlotte, Justin.
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Yes, come in, come in.
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I just have to run,
and take care of one thing
really quickly.
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00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,921
Honey, could you
please make these
gentlemen some drinks?
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I just have to deal
with something.
239
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,550
Oh, oh, and
240
00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,470
take the challah
out of the oven, please,
in 10 minutes.
241
00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,305
- Listen for the timer.
- You got it.
242
00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:45,019
- Oh, is this a Jewish dinner?
- Mm-hm.
243
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,854
You know, the Holocaust
is a hoax, right?
244
00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:48,439
Get out!
245
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:11,670
♪ ♪
246
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,224
Okay, it's really very simple.
247
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:25,935
If you can feel it at all,
it's in wrong.
248
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,396
And the trick
is getting the right angle.
249
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:31,899
You want it to go
to the back, like this,
250
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,235
not straight up, like this.
251
00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,653
What?!
252
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,120
No fair.
253
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:47,415
I was gonna be
the one to get here
embarrassingly early.
254
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,252
You know,
one of my superpowers
as a teacher
255
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,838
is this uncanny ability
to read facial cues.
256
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:57,091
Are you about
to tell me your dog
ate your homework?
257
00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:59,427
Do kids still do
homework on paper?
258
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:03,431
No...
No, they do not.
259
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,976
We're not gonna have
dinner tonight, are we?
260
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,731
But I came here because
I didn't want to text you.
261
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,358
I feel so bad.
262
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,902
I appreciate that.
263
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,655
See, I went to take
off my wedding ring
before I came here,
264
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:22,450
and I'm sorry
for the rushed intimacy,
265
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,953
but it's the only way
to let you know that
this is not about you.
266
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:26,704
That's very kind.
267
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:29,123
Instead of putting
mine away...
268
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,917
I put John's on.
269
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,837
That's my husband's
name, John.
270
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,423
And this is
his wedding ring.
271
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,011
- I remarried myself
with a Band-Aid.
- I see.
272
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:45,848
Hey, you know, maybe
this dating thing with us
is a Band-Aid, too.
273
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:46,974
You know, for both of us.
274
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:50,144
We're tryin'
to cover up somethin'
that still hurts.
275
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,648
I still have Anne's
last voicemail on here.
276
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,485
I play it all the time.
277
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:00,863
- Oh...
- No, it's okay.
278
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,327
Well, Carrie,
that's strike two.
279
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,912
One more
and we're out.
280
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:25,179
Hey...
The best rejection ever.
281
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,689
You can do this, Lily.
You're almost there,
282
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:40,027
and you are gonna feel
so good once it's done!
283
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,862
Some people
like to put it in
284
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,573
with one leg
up on the toilet,
like this.
285
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:50,120
Remember, there's really only
one hole that it can go into.
286
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,081
Do you want me to just...
show you on me?
287
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,582
Ew, gross, no.
288
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,252
Do not let a tampon
scare you.
289
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,462
You scare the tampon.
So that being said,
I'm gonna give
290
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,173
a little bit of
a rundown on tampons,
basically how-to...
291
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:05,302
Just relax all
your muscles.
292
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,639
Picture butter melting...
293
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,391
and breathe.
294
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:14,478
You can do this...
or not.
295
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,188
The choice is yours.
296
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,731
Just stick it in!
297
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:18,983
Jam it up there, Lily!
Just do it!
298
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,069
Guys,
what's taking so long?
299
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:25,531
- Everybody's hungry.
- Honey, we have to take a break.
300
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,367
- It's just too rude
for our guests.
- It's in!
301
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:29,743
It is?!
302
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:39,253
I'm sorry I forgot
to check the challah.
303
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,380
I'm sorry that
took so long.
304
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,258
I'm sorry
I brought Justin.
305
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:53,017
Surprise.
306
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,604
It's your new favorite person
with your favorite cookies.
307
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,606
Oh my god.
Did we have a plan?
308
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:03,193
- Did-did I space?
- No! No, no, no.
309
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:06,280
I was studying at the library,
and was cravin' me some Che,
310
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,574
so I hopped
on the train, and...
311
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:10,117
Hello, you.
312
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,411
Mmm...
313
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,579
Mwah.
314
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:17,458
- Hm, hi... Okay.
315
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,210
This is awkward.
316
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,880
- Um...
- Oh my god. Someone's here.
You're not alone.
317
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,175
Of course, you're not alone.
Is someone here?
318
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,259
Yes, someone's here.
319
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,803
- Me... Yeah, I'm here.
320
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,848
I'm in the middle of writing
and I kind of wish
321
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,808
- you would've texted or called.
- It's not a problem.
322
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,352
- I'm gonna go.
- W-Wait, Miranda.
323
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:40,147
No, no, no.
It-it's fine.
I-I'm gone.
324
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,733
- And this never happened!
- What the fuck?
325
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,320
Miranda, stop!
326
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,988
Sorry, sorry.
Have your night.
327
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,158
I, I, I shouldn't have come.
So fucking stupid.
328
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:54,244
Who am I? Meg Ryan! Fuck!
329
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,539
Can you please stop?
330
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,084
- Why are you running
away from me?
- Why do you think?
331
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,378
Because I saw myself
and heard myself,
332
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,214
and now, I wanna get as far
away from here as possible.
333
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,800
- W-What is happening right now?
334
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,843
I have no idea.
I really don't.
335
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,470
I mean, I don't know
why I did this.
336
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,431
If-if you were a guy that
I had just started seeing,
337
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,058
I would never show up
at your doorstep
338
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,186
- with cookies unannounced.
- Okay, this isn't going to work.
339
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,522
What do you, what do mean
this isn't gonna work?!
340
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:22,481
No, no, no, no!
This has to work--
341
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,609
Please, please, just let me
finish my thought.
342
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:29,029
This isn't gonna work...
if you lock us into those
343
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,031
fucking limiting
relationship tropes.
344
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,701
You know, guys do this,
and, and girlfriends do that.
345
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:37,454
Th-This isn't cosplay.
I'm not a guy.
346
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,207
You're not my girlfriend,
and we're not dating.
347
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,668
We're not?
What are we doing?!
348
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:47,673
Okay, we are getting
to know each other.
349
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,926
- You and me.
- In my defense,
350
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:51,885
you keep saying I should
throw out the script,
351
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,388
and that's what
I thought I was doing.
352
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:55,889
I was tryin'
to be spontaneous,
353
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,933
- and, you know,
ditch the script...
- Oh.
354
00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,852
- and do improv instead.
- Oh god,
355
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,813
please do not call
our relationship improv.
356
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,566
I suck at improv.
357
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:08,902
I'm just kidding.
This is me and you.
358
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:12,281
Or you and me
if you want top billing.
359
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,367
Well, for this drama
on the stairs,
I think I deserve it.
360
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,536
- Hm.
- Okay.
361
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,748
Hey, to answer
your indirect question.
362
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,625
You are the only person
I'm sleeping with right now.
363
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,335
- Oh.
- Mm-hm.
364
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:27,045
Come here.
365
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,971
- Please come upstairs.
- No, I'm gonna go...
366
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:38,849
because that is not
what Meg Ryan would do.
367
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,226
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
368
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,563
What about my cookies?
369
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,024
I am going to eat them
on the ride home.
370
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,824
Okay,
what's happened
to my life?
371
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,202
Now I'm waiting
in a line to paint.
372
00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,286
Go. Go, go, go.
You don't have to stay.
373
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,955
No, it's for a good cause,
and I heard about this
374
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,999
Lebanese restaurant
in the area for lunch.
375
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,000
So how long do we have
to pretend to paint?
376
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,128
Seema, I am not
pretending to paint.
377
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,964
I am here to wor--
Look at me.
I'm wearin' overalls.
378
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,009
I see that.
You can just
write a check.
379
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:17,179
Oh, I, I am,
but I was told in no
uncertain terms by Miranda
380
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,640
I cannot be that
white woman that
just writes a check.
381
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:22,643
It is so hard
to be white now.
382
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,812
Hey, Luisa.
Carrie Bradshaw,
plus one.
383
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:25,979
Hi, Carrie.
Here you are.
384
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,189
Great.
This list, we're on.
385
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:31,819
Hey, you made it!
And you brought Seema!
Awesome!
386
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,613
Seema, I'll get you
one of the T-shirts
to paint in.
387
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:35,948
Okay, everyone's
working in pairs,
388
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,325
so you guys can start
in the bathrooms.
389
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,327
- Thank you.
- Okay, I'm gonna be over there.
390
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,995
Brown lady smoking
writing a big, fat check.
391
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:45,999
- Thank you!
My god, Steve came.
392
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:49,002
We were gonna do this
as a family event,
393
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,506
- and we're still a family, so.
- Well, that's very impressive.
394
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,174
Well, yeah, so is Steve.
395
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,552
- Hey, hey, Carrie!
396
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,762
- You're wearin' overalls.
- Yeah, you betcha.
397
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:03,517
I'm here to paint
until someone says
to me, "Please, stop."
398
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,854
- What's up, Farmer Joe?
- Ahh, come here, you big lug.
399
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,689
Okay.
400
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,440
So, um, everybody's
workin' in pairs.
401
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:14,194
I call Carrie.
I mean, look at her.
She means business.
402
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,197
Okay, so it's
me and you, Brady.
403
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,868
- No, I'm workin' with Luisa.
- Oh, naturally.
404
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,286
All right,
I'll find a partner.
405
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,205
Oh, hi. Hi, everyone.
Oh, thank you for coming.
406
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,041
- Nya, this is Carrie.
- Oh, Carrie, hi.
407
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,543
Oh, I wish you were
meeting me on a day
408
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,377
where my head
wasn't exploding.
409
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,379
I just found out
the venue that was
410
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:35,340
donating lunch for everyone
thought it was next week.
411
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,342
Oh... sorry.
- Ooh, that's bad.
412
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,802
Well, we can-- Whoa.
What the fuck is that?
413
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:42,472
Oh, wow.
Is it prom night?
414
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,433
Hi, hi, hi!
We made it!
415
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,060
- Aw, yep, there's
our prom queen.
416
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:51,064
- Oh my gosh. Is this Nya?!
- Uh, this is Nya.
417
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,066
- Hi, I'm Charlotte.
- Hi, Charlotte.
418
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,485
- So nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
419
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,571
These are my kids,
Rock and Lily.
420
00:19:57,654 --> 00:20:01,742
And that is my friend,
Lisa Todd Wexley,
and her children.
421
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:03,535
Oh, you're cute. Hi!
422
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,120
- What's with the camera?
- Huh?
423
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:06,246
This is not
an Instagram
opportunity.
424
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,917
Full disclosure,
I ordered
a 10-passenger van,
425
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,585
- and this is what showed up.
- Oh.
426
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,086
Talk about tone deaf.
427
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,088
- But, Professor Wallace--
- Oh.
428
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,715
I am so moved
by everything
that you're doing,
429
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:17,966
and if you
would permit me,
430
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,093
I thought I'd
take some photos.
431
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,387
They're great
for fundraising,
and your website.
432
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:22,888
- That would be so helpful.
- Okay.
433
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,182
How bad do you feel?
434
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,892
- So bad.
- Mm-hm.
435
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:29,144
Oh, and my husband,
Herbert, is in there
finishing up a call,
436
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:30,646
but he does
the heavy lifting,
437
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,564
so if you need
anything...
438
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,566
- let me know.
- Well, if you could figure out
439
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,943
how to get me
lunch for a hundred.
440
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,402
My caterer's a no-show.
441
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,322
Uh, yeah, let, let me
see what I can do.
442
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,741
- Really?
- Yeah.
443
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,786
- Okay.
- Hi, Tony?
444
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,579
Gabby, can you go
a little faster?
445
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,456
We're only here
for a day, sweetheart.
446
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,000
Yeah, there you go.
Good job.
447
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:56,338
Good job.
That's nice.
That's nice.
448
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,174
Damn, that's some Grade A
fatherin' over there.
449
00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:02,469
- This is so satisfying.
- I know, right?
450
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,555
Oh, yeah.
451
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,974
It's the stuff of life,
isn't it?
452
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,977
The stuff of their life.
Give you that.
453
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,021
Seriously, no pangs when you
see somethin' like that?
454
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:19,403
- That could be us.
- Andre... they came in a limo.
455
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,780
They probably have,
like, three nannies.
456
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,282
I'm guessing they're
not still renting.
457
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,827
Way to bring
down a vibe, Ny.
458
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:35,544
Until three years ago,
459
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,838
that man wouldn't
notice if someone left
460
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,549
a crying baby
in his guitar case.
461
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,092
I guess that...
462
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,428
switch was just flicked
by the Norman Rockwell
463
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:46,013
painting scene
over there.
464
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,055
I think it's more like
he's programmed.
465
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,057
I mean, we keep having
these great conversations
466
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,851
where he accepts our life,
467
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,519
and then, he sees
a minivan commercial,
468
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,855
and he, he falls back into
what he's supposed to want.
469
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,189
Yeah, we're
all programmed.
470
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,233
I'm a grown woman,
and I'm still programmed
471
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,901
to be a girlfriend.
I can't stop checking
472
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,195
my phone every five minutes
to see if they still like me.
473
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,032
Yeah, well, then I guess
I'm programmed to say,
474
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,118
"Don't worry
'cause I'm sure they're
gonna text you."
475
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,049
Excuse me.
476
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:24,217
What is all this
tables, and trucks,
and crap everywhere?
477
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,513
And why are you asking me?
478
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,933
You are sitting here
smoking a cigarette
doing nothing.
479
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:37,272
- You look like a boss.
- Well, you got that right.
480
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,901
So, boss...
481
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:42,903
what is all this mess
doing on my street?
482
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,947
Are you Mr. Bay Shore Drive?
483
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:46,865
You're funny.
484
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,618
You know what
isn't funny...
485
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,912
is all of these things
in the way of my club.
486
00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:55,207
I noticed that.
Is it any good?
487
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,834
It's the hottest club
in Brooklyn.
488
00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,586
Says you.
489
00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:01,880
♪ ♪
490
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,261
How long did you
know about it?
491
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,264
I think she asked me
to help last week.
492
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:14,351
No, I mean, you--
about, you know,
her and...
493
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:18,438
this... Che.
494
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:22,234
You know, she, uh,
I guess, is they...
495
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:25,278
work at your podcast, right?
So...
496
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:28,406
did you introduce them?
497
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,661
Shit.
498
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:36,039
- Steve, this is just... so.
Uh, no, no. I--
499
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:39,459
I'm, I'm sorry.
I-- No need to get
uncomfortable.
500
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,838
I'm just trying to get
some information here.
501
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:46,800
You know, this...
whole thing all
came up on me
502
00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:47,342
pretty damn fast, and...
503
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,346
can you help me out here?
504
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:58,812
- I really had absolutely
nothing to do with it.
- Okay...
505
00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:00,021
but...
506
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,191
did you know that Miranda
wanted to be with women?
507
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,945
Is, is there somethin'
she ever said to you?
508
00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:10,574
No... no.
She, she never said that.
509
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:17,330
And really...
all I know is what
she said to me.
510
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:19,958
And what's that?
511
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:24,379
That it's not about
being with women.
It's...
512
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:28,592
It's about
being with Che.
513
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:34,472
- So... that's all I can say.
- Okay.
514
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:41,021
But, how long ago
did this thing start?
515
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:43,899
I mean, you gotta know.
516
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,692
- Ahh... Shit!
- Ooh, shit!
517
00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:47,861
I'm sorry.
That's on me.
I--
518
00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:50,322
- Fuck.
- No, no, no, no.
It's not your fault.
519
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:51,198
It's not. It's--
I just-- You know what?
520
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:54,618
I should probably
wash it off.
521
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,660
I'll be super fast.
522
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,455
Oh, so sorry.
Be right back.
523
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:03,501
Yikes.
524
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,133
- No! Shit.
525
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,929
No... no! God! Steve!
526
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:16,139
- Hey, what's the matter?
- Big's wedding ring!
527
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,058
His wedding ring just
went down the drain.
528
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:20,101
Oh my god,
can you help me?!
529
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:23,063
My god. The-- My--
I had a Band-Aid on it,
and it, it slipped off.
530
00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:26,233
Oh my god, is it gone?
Is his ring gone?!
531
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:29,194
- Nah, it's, probably,
in the P-Trap.
- So, it's not gone?
532
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:30,111
I, I, I don't know
how plumbing works.
533
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,404
It's most likely in the trap.
534
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:35,533
I'll go find somethin',
open it up and see.
535
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:36,743
Okay, can you hurry?
536
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:39,120
Oh shit!
537
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:46,378
Mom, you're being too
careful and OCD about it.
538
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,463
- Just paint.
- Mom, help.
I'm freaking out.
539
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,093
My tampon string?
It's gone.
540
00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,928
Oh, I'm sure it's not gone.
541
00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:57,430
You're just having
some trouble finding it.
542
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:01,309
It's... gone.
543
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,895
- Let's go. Let's go!
544
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,689
The porta-potties
are right over here.
545
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:07,274
Porta-potties?
Gross!
546
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,484
Well, I'm sorry.
All the real bathrooms
are being painted.
547
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:10,944
Hey, Charlotte...
Lunch is ready.
548
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,613
Amazing!
549
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,907
- Great work!
- Mom, it is an emergency!
550
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:19,119
Ugh, well,
I can't be rude, Lily.
551
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,710
Oh, please, please, please.
552
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:41,308
- Oh my god! Thank you.
- Sure.
553
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,810
Ah... thank you.
554
00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:46,062
Thank you, thank you.
555
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,439
Any luck with the string?
556
00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:49,274
No, it's gone!
I'm not kidding!
557
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:52,986
It's not gone.
It-it's just hiding.
558
00:26:53,069 --> 00:26:54,612
Usually, it's
in your tushy crack.
559
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:58,491
- Did you look there?
Oh my god! Gross! No!
560
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,243
There's no air
in here, Mom.
561
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:03,580
Mom?!
Mom, I can't breathe!
562
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:05,999
Honey, just calm down.
563
00:27:06,082 --> 00:27:08,793
I-I'm gonna go get
you some water, okay?
564
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:11,338
Okay, go! Hurry, Mom!
565
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,965
Oh, and not cold!
Room temp!
566
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,842
Thank you.
Thanks so much.
567
00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:17,510
Mm. Mm, mm, mm.
568
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,637
Yummy!
569
00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,598
Hey!
What's happening
with you?
570
00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:22,849
I saw you running
in and out
571
00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:24,100
of the bathrooms
all wired.
572
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,018
Do you have
a coke problem now?
573
00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:26,853
No, I am in hell.
574
00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:28,772
I have to help Lily
with her tampon.
575
00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:31,191
She just started wearing them,
and it's a nightmare.
576
00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:34,152
- Now, she wants water.
- Man, you're a good mother.
577
00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:35,070
My mom never helped me
with all that stuff.
578
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,197
My sister taught me.
579
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,907
My friend Mindy
showed me at summer camp.
580
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:41,034
- No one in my house
used tampons.
- Really?
581
00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:44,954
- Oh my god. It's her.
582
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,331
It's like having
a newborn again,
583
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:49,793
but with a cell phone
and her period.
584
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,544
- Bye.
- Bye.
585
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,254
See, I couldn't
handle that.
586
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,381
There's no way.
587
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,424
- Oh...
588
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:57,634
Oh, it's Che!
589
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,013
Are you gonna answer it?
590
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:05,058
No... I mean,
I want to, but I'm not.
591
00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:06,976
I've been too
available lately.
592
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,770
Oh, so you're doin'
The Rules now?
593
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:09,813
You're gonna tell them you
can't go out tomorrow night
594
00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:13,316
- 'cause you're
washing your hair.
- Stop it.
595
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,443
- I'm just pulling back a little.
- Mm-hm, mm-hm.
596
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,654
Why didn't they
leave a voicemail?
597
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:21,449
- I know, I have a problem.
- Paint on your face.
598
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:25,578
Hey.
599
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:27,831
Hey.
600
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,417
What was all that before?
601
00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:38,591
Are we 100% sure we
don't wanna try again?
602
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:41,845
Oh my god, Andre.
Have you met us?
603
00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:43,513
Our entire
15-year relationship
604
00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:45,765
has been about
me and you...
605
00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:49,686
my work, your music.
That was our total focus.
606
00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:53,606
I-- Well...
am I not allowed to pivot?
607
00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,318
A child is not a pivot.
608
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,988
That's not fair to me.
609
00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:00,613
Okay, well, this
isn't fair to me.
610
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:03,199
You keep opening this up.
611
00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:06,494
I'm not 100%.
612
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:13,209
Andre, don't make this
miracle of us finding
each other not enough.
613
00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:19,299
What?
614
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:22,635
Just say it.
615
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:32,854
I just feel...
that I want one.
616
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,318
And I don't know
if I should be
workin' so hard
617
00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:40,445
to talk myself
out of that.
618
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,247
I can't find it!
619
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,416
- Oh, I got it! I found it!
- Great.
620
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:58,087
- I'll see you back inside.
No, don't go!
I need help pulling it out.
621
00:29:58,171 --> 00:30:01,216
It always feels like
I'm pulling out
all of my insides!
622
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:04,302
Lily... I love you madly,
623
00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:07,180
but I draw the line
at pulling out
your tampon string.
624
00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:10,391
Pull your own string!
625
00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,771
- Wait, Mom!
- Enough is enough!
626
00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:16,397
No, really, Mom!
Stop! Come back!
627
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:17,315
- I have to tell you something!
- Everyone has their limit,
628
00:30:17,398 --> 00:30:19,901
- and this is mine!
- Mom!
629
00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:25,031
Oh dear.
Oh dear.
Charlotte!
630
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:27,534
- Oh, Charlotte!
Come here super quick.
- Hey.
631
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:28,701
I am ready to throttle her.
632
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,037
Just when I am finally
done with my periods,
633
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,705
I thought I would
not have to deal
with this shit anymore.
634
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:35,458
Well, you may not be
as done as you think.
635
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,378
- What, what are you doing?
- I'm just gonna...
wrap this around your waist.
636
00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:39,712
I think you got
a flash period.
637
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:42,173
I did?!
Wh-What the hell is that?
638
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,550
It, it, it
happened to me once
639
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:44,926
months after
I thought I was done.
640
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:46,386
I was arguing
a case in court,
641
00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:47,220
and the opposing counsel
642
00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,889
literally signaled me
to look at my ass.
643
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,392
How have you never
mentioned this?
644
00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:53,851
Repressed it
as soon as it happened.
645
00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:56,563
Hey.
646
00:30:57,897 --> 00:31:00,400
- Got you some lemonade.
- Oh.
647
00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:02,986
Thank you.
648
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,490
- How's that heart rate?
649
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:10,034
It's better, thank you.
650
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:11,786
Sorry, I just--
651
00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:16,583
Oh... I panicked.
652
00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:18,751
I get it.
653
00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:24,841
This ain't never comin' off.
654
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:29,387
I don't care what Miranda does,
or with who.
655
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:33,266
'Til death do us part.
656
00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:34,684
Steve.
657
00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:39,022
What about you?
658
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:43,401
You are such
a wonderful,
wonderful person.
659
00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:48,448
Don't you maybe
want to find someone?
660
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:51,075
At some point.
661
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,790
Never comin' off.
662
00:32:07,383 --> 00:32:09,427
♪ ♪
663
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,349
♪ ♪
664
00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:15,535
Welcome, boss.
665
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:17,704
And just like that...
- Have fun.
666
00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:18,871
I was up for a dance.
667
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:25,962
♪ Oh, oh, leave the light on ♪
668
00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,591
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
669
00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:34,887
♪ Oh, oh, leave the light on ♪
670
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:38,224
Whoo!
671
00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:40,351
♪ ♪
672
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,909
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
673
00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:01,080
♪ Oh, oh, leave the light on ♪
674
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,543
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
675
00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:09,005
♪ Oh, oh, leave the light on ♪
676
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,634
Whoo!
677
00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,226
Oh!
678
00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:26,355
♪ ♪
679
00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:32,361
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
680
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,866
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
681
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,120
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
682
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,040
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
683
00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:49,045
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
684
00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,133
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
685
00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:58,012
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
686
00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:02,475
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
687
00:35:13,736 --> 00:35:14,821
Whoo!
688
00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:16,906
♪ ♪
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