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[patriotic music]
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- I'm the deputy director
of the FBI.
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I'm gonna look
into this rascal Deep Throat.
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- [whispers]
I think I'm gonna vomit.
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- Elvis freaks out.
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He's gonna regret the day
he stole that jewelry, man.
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He... he messed
with the wrong guy.
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- John Wilkes Booth is like,
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Lincoln?
What does it all mean?
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What is he talking about?
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Slavery.
I don't even get it.
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- [inhales, exhales] Wha...
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Where are we?
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♪♪
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- Um... D.C. is the greatest
place to live on earth.
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Um, it's a transient city,
like a stepping stone.
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So that brings
a lot of new people in,
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but it's also...
Brings people who don't know
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what the fuck's going on.
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- There's the three branches
of government,
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all of these checks
and balances.
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Judicial, executive,
legislative.
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They all exist
in Washington, D.C.
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- Have you been drinking?
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- Here's the deal.
I have been.
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- Yeah.
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- Because that's the part
of the thing
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that I gotta do for this show.
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Hello.
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My name is Matt Gourley.
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And tonight, we're gonna
talk about Watergate.
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Let's begin.
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Washington, D.C.
1970...
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1972.
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Five Watergate burglars
are arrested
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in the Democratic
National Committee headquarters.
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What are they doing there?
Why are they breaking in?
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The young upstart reporter,
Robert Woodward,
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goes to the hearing.
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One of them,
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when the judge is asking
these five burglars,
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who do you work for?
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The CIA.
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Excuse me, could you say that
a little bit louder?
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The CIA.
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Robert Woodward
is onto something.
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Oh, look
at this sweet little fat guy.
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Where do you gotta be right now?
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Okay, let's go back in time.
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The year is 1970.
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A young Robert Woodward,
a lieutenant in the Navy...
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He's sitting next
to this older, distinguished man
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saying, I'm soon to be out
of the Navy.
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What am I gonna do with my life?
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Am I gonna become a lawyer
like my father wants?
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And this older man
presents himself as a mentor,
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saying, so listen to me.
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You're working for truth.
Stay with it.
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And young Robert Woodward
takes away from this thing,
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I can depend on this man.
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I can call on this man
at some point
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to give me information.
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That man is Mark Felt,
deputy director of the FBI.
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Let's flash forward
a little bit.
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Robert Woodward
and his partner, Carl Bernstein,
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decide to call
on his old buddy, Mark Felt,
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for information about Watergate.
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Felt says, I can't talk to you
on the phone about this.
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I'm Mark Felt, and I did
spy times in World War II,
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and I know how this works.
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You get The New York Times
every day at your door.
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At page 20,
I will draw a little clock
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that says what hour
I wanna meet you.
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And here's the thing.
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Any time you wanna meet me,
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Mark Felt says, I need something
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that I could visually
acknowledge.
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Woodward says,
I do have this potted plant
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that I keep out on my balcony.
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I could move that.
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And Mark Felt is like,
here's the thing.
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I wanna meet you at
this underground parking garage
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in Virginia.
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But any time you wanna meet,
leave out the back stairs.
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Walk a couple of blocks.
Get in a cab.
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Take that cab.
Get out of the cab.
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Walk a couple blocks.
Get in another cab.
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Get in that cab.
Get out of that cab.
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Walk a couple blocks
to the Virginia parking garage
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that I previously talked about.
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Woodward meets Felt.
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And he says...
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[gulping]
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Hold on.
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[whispering]
I think I'm gonna vomit.
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[exhales]
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[mutters and burps]
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[vomiting]
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Sorry, pal.
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I'm ready to tell the story.
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Woodward meets with Mark Felt,
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and he says,
could you tell me a little bit
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about why these guys
might be connected?
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And he says, put the pieces
together, you dumbass!
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It's all in front of you.
Do the work!
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Just be careful.
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Watergate is the tip
of the iceberg.
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And when Robert Woodward
took his secret source
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to The Washington Post, he said,
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my source is deep background.
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That means
he cannot be identified.
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Their editor
at The Washington Post said,
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yeah, you keep calling him
deep background,
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but I'm gonna call him
"Deep Throat"...
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based on the pornography film
that was very popular,
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which dealt with natural ladies,
you know?
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And so Woodward and Bernstein
figure out
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that this money
connected to these burglars
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goes all the way to
the Watergate administration...
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To the Nixon administration.
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Richard Nixon.
Let's talk about Richard Nixon.
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Do you wanna talk
about Richard Nixon?
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- I would Io... Yes, please.
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- Yeah, I thought you might.
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Mark Felt says to Nixon,
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I'm the deputy director
of the FBI.
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I'm gonna look
into this rascal Deep Throat.
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And further,
I'm gonna set myself up
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as head of the investigation.
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So Nixon's top aide,
Haldeman, says,
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I think Mark Felt
is Deep Throat.
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And Nixon says,
now, why would he do that?
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And when the Watergate hearings
gets to a boiling point,
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Nixon is like,
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I never knew
of this Watergate break-in
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to discover information
about the Democrats.
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And after that, he says,
I am not a crook.
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Nixon knows he's fucked.
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And he says, there's nothing
I can do about it.
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Nobody's gonna trust me
at this point.
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I gotta step down.
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Hand me some cookies.
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All I know is I'm eating
cookies, and none of you are.
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Do you guys want some cookies?
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- No, we like watching you
eat cookies.
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- You have no ambition.
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The interesting thing
about this take
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we're taking on it is all
the stories we know of Watergate
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is, who's Deep Throat?
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And now we can tell the story
knowing who Deep Throat is.
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And in the end,
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you can toss aside Richard Nixon
for all his cynicism,
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you can toss aside Deep Throat
for all his cynicism,
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but you can't toss aside
Robert Woodward,
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and to a lesser extent,
Carl Bernstein,
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for the truth that they exposed
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for America.
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Well, we told the story
of Watergate.
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There's no way I could
possibly misconstrue it
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as not the greatest
journalistic endeavor
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ever told.
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Robert Woodward would be proud.
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- It's beautiful.
They're at the Ford's Theatre.
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Until John Wilkes Booth
comes into their box
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and shoots Lincoln in the head.
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Uhh... fuck!
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[mixed chatter]
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- Abraham Lincoln is,
like, the best.
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Aside from the pro...
The Emancipation Proclamation,
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freed the slaves...
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Actually, I'm East African.
It doesn't matter.
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But he's fucking swag.
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Fucking great, Abraham Lincoln.
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Abraham Lincoln is,
like, the best...
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16th best president in America.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- History.
Yeah?
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- When I drank,
it sounded like a fart.
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- [laughs]
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- Hello.
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Today, we're gonna talk
about John Wilkes Booth
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and his brother, Edwin Booth...
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The Booth brothers.
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Edwin Booth
and John Wilkes Booth
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were born to a British actor
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named Ju... nius Brutus Booth.
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[laughs]
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Edwin is a favorite
of their dad.
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Junius was so mean,
he wouldn't even let John Wilkes
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into photographs with him.
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John Wilkes, stay back, man.
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Stay away
because you're not cool.
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Stop.
You're kind of weird.
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You're weirding everybody out.
Just back away.
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And he became sad,
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which establishes their rivalry.
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In 1858, John Wilkes
and Edwin Booth
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were the most famous actors
in the world.
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Performance-wise,
everyone loved Edwin Booth.
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John Wilkes Booth...
He was untrained.
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He would knock sets down.
He was so violent.
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So when the Civil War broke out,
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John Wilkes Booth is like,
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Lincoln?
What does it all mean?
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What is he talking about?
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Slavery.
I don't even get it.
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That was the moment
his political aspirations
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overtook artistic aspirations.
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However, Abraham Lincoln
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was requesting
Edwin perform Shakespeare
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at government functions.
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Am I fucking it up, guys?
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What's up, guys?
What... is it fucking it up?
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- You're not fucking
anything up, man.
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- Okay, okay.
[mumbling]
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Okay.
Right, right, right.
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At the Ford's Theatre
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when John Wilkes Booth
was gesticulating,
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Abraham Lincoln's sister-in-law
is like,
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I think he's pointing at you,
Abraham.
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And Abraham Lincoln is like,
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it does seem like
he's pointing at me.
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Uh...
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this is a little weird.
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He should, uh, you know,
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not be pointing at me
during this particular line
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because it's sort of...
aggressive.
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In November 1864,
Edwin Booth is like,
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hey, you know,
I wanna get to know you better.
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We've had some hard times.
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Let's do a play together again,
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for one performance only...
Julius Caesar.
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John Wilkes' favorite role
was Brutus,
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the man that executes a tyrant.
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And Edwin Booth is like,
I get to play Brutus.
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[orchestral music]
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For one performance only,
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in the production
of Julius Caesar,
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Edwin said,
"Sic semper tyrannis,"
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and everyone loves it.
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Critics said that it was
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the most important show
of all time.
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So John Wilkes Booth
started getting involved
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with a secret
Confederate society
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and had masterminded a plan
to kidnap Lincoln.
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Uh...
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Mm-mm.
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So John Wilkes Booth
went to the Ford's Theatre
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to pick up his mail,
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and John Ford's brother is like,
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hey, are you gonna come see
Our American Cousin tonight?
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Our American Cousin?
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You guys doing
Our American Cousin tonight?
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Yeah.
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Abraham Lincoln's gonna be here.
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You should come.
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00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:15,925
And John Wilkes Booth
is like, uh, what?
258
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,871
Abraham Lincoln's gonna be
at the theatre tonight?
259
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,931
Oh, my God.
260
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:26,538
I'm gonna change my plan
from kidnapping him
261
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,775
to assassinating him.
262
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,046
[laughter]
263
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:38,316
So Abraham Lincoln's at the play
Our American Cousin
264
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:41,556
with his wife, Mary Todd.
265
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,187
It's beautiful.
266
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:46,688
Everything's going perfectly...
267
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:51,103
until John Wilkes Booth...
268
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,902
comes into their box.
269
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:03,607
[background chatter]
270
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,084
- Welcome back to Drunk History.
271
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- My dad is a senator.
272
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,988
- Wha... Where are we?
273
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:20,467
John Wilkes Booth
comes into their box
274
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,026
and shoots Lincoln in the head.
275
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:26,096
After he shot Lincoln,
he jumped from the balcony,
276
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,108
breaking his ankle.
277
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,111
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
278
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,204
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
279
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,714
Oh, my... I'm hurting!
280
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,306
- Really?
281
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,749
[laughter]
282
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,810
- Ow, ow, ow, ow.
283
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,582
And raising his knife
in the air,
284
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:46,821
he said,
"T' pluribus... unum."
285
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,259
I don't remember what...
286
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:49,626
Ah, fuck.
287
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:50,939
I can't remember
what the fuck it is.
288
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,261
Oh, I wish I could remember.
289
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,665
Wa... Wait, wait!
290
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,671
Sic teramis tempest.
291
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,400
No more tyranny,
292
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,874
you know, basically.
293
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,139
That's John Wilkes Booth.
294
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:08,672
And he's saying a line
from fucking Julius Caesar.
295
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,344
And he's like,
this is fucking perfect,
296
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,548
and everybody gets
what I'm doing right now.
297
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,182
[melancholy piano music]
298
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:20,887
After Abraham Lincoln's
assassination...
299
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:24,091
♪♪
300
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:28,033
Edwin Booth decides to write
a letter to America
301
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:31,595
saying, I'm retiring from acting
302
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:35,130
as a penance
for what my brother did.
303
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:40,112
His horrifying act.
I'm done.
304
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:44,140
Five months
after Abraham Lincoln is buried,
305
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:47,119
Edwin Booth is like, I'm back!
306
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:50,749
Everybody relax.
I'm doing Our American Cousin.
307
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,315
I know that's the one
308
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:56,193
that my brother assassinated
Abraham Lincoln during.
309
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,789
[chuckles]
But that's what I'm gonna do.
310
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:02,233
And everyone loves it.
311
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,931
And he's back,
312
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:08,373
because he's
kind of egotistical.
313
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,809
No one ever talks
about Edwin Booth.
314
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:14,041
- [laughing]
315
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,776
[speaking indistinctly]
316
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:19,445
- Do you guys want me
to put a pizza in the oven?
317
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,716
- And a good day to you, sir.
318
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,160
Oh, dude,
I heard you have absinthe.
319
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,255
- Yeah.
- I've never had it.
320
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,289
Elvis!
- Yeah, man?
321
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,733
- What album do you wanna
listen to right now?
322
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,794
- You pick, man, you pick.
- Well, you...
323
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,931
- Any of those albums
is damn good, man.
324
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:41,907
Live at Madison Square Garden,
man,
325
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,500
with the fucking thing, man...
326
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,981
with the deal of the...
Of the... of a girl.
327
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:49,414
Hello.
328
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,145
Today, we're gonna talk
about the day
329
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:54,621
that the King met Nixon.
330
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,824
My favorite story of all time
331
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:02,989
is Elvis was out in L.A.,
and they were at a dinner.
332
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,725
And the people he was with
were like,
333
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,357
hey, that guy over there is huge
334
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,664
in the voice-over
animation world.
335
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,762
But he is a federally licensed
narcotics officer.
336
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,501
It's the ultimate badge.
You can do anything with it.
337
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,339
You can pull over any car,
anything in the world.
338
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:19,038
And Elvis becomes obsessed.
339
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,547
He walks up to the guy,
introduces himself.
340
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:25,416
The guy shows his badge.
I am the guy.
341
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:28,250
I can arrest everyone in here
right now.
342
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:31,917
And suddenly, Elvis is like,
I have to have that badge.
343
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,587
I need that badge.
How can this guy...
344
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,220
If he has a badge...
345
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,458
Mr. Do The Crazy-Funny
Woodcock Voice?
346
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,262
No. I can do it.
347
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:41,299
It drove him nuts.
348
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,334
Going to Washington.
349
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,200
This badge is fucking happening.
350
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,969
Let's go.
351
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:53,077
So Elvis had police lights,
would pull people over.
352
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,423
And Elvis is...
The whole way, he's been like,
353
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,211
I'm gonna interrogate his ass.
354
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:59,310
He's gonna regret the day
he stole that jewelry, man.
355
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:08,953
[glasses clink]
- Cheers.
356
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:13,126
Mmm!
That's got a good taste.
357
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:16,101
That's... that's a lot
to do a shot.
358
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:19,264
- You're insane!
Whoo!
359
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,206
- Yeah, we should've
just sipped that.
360
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,640
- Whoo!
361
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,645
- Ready?
- Okay, buddy.
362
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,546
Elvis writes a letter to Nixon
while on the plane.
363
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,449
They land, and he drops it off
at the front of the White House.
364
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,975
It was shocking.
365
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,853
No celebrities want
to hang out with Nixon.
366
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,550
So when he reached out,
they're like,
367
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,853
Elvis wants to meet with you.
368
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,450
This can't hurt matters.
369
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,485
Don't you wanna see
what Elvis has to say?
370
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,190
Why not?
371
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,392
He's like, yeah, arrange it.
Yeah, I wanna meet him.
372
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:47,991
Let's see what's going on.
373
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,299
And Elvis comes in.
374
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,703
And Nixon looks at him like, uh,
375
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,297
this is crazy, man.
376
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,070
You dress really crazy, man.
377
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,419
He's like, hey,
you have your get-up,
378
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,071
I have mine, okay?
379
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,239
Nixon's like,
yeah, I'm glad you came by.
380
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,840
I wanted to meet you.
Uh, good to see you.
381
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,647
And Elvis does
the hard sell thing.
382
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,210
He needs the badge.
383
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,516
Well, I care, man.
384
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,232
I care about what's going on
with these people.
385
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,884
And I care about the hippies
386
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,120
and everything that's
being said right now, man.
387
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,458
It's terrifying.
388
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,463
People that are saying things
about you
389
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:20,466
and, uh, the people
that are saying things about me.
390
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:23,298
And that's why I'm happy
to be here... man.
391
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,395
But I need this badge.
392
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,463
This is so big for me.
I need it.
393
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:29,168
Nixon really takes it in,
kind of asks his aide.
394
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,676
He's like, can we do this?
395
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,421
And the aide comes back, says,
I'm sorry, it's done.
396
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,108
We cannot give this badge.
Sorry, Mr. Presley, we cannot...
397
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:39,278
You have no qualifications
in our mind to have this badge.
398
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,318
[burps]
399
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,481
Mm.
Sorry, brother.
400
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,080
I'm loving it.
401
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,285
And Nixon decides
to give him this badge.
402
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,453
So Elvis goes back
to get photos taken,
403
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:49,826
but then Elvis is
404
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:54,027
a licensed and registered
federal narcotics agent.
405
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,661
So Elvis had police lights,
would pull people over.
406
00:18:56,702 --> 00:19:00,298
You have any idea
how fast you were going?
407
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:04,242
Another time,
he saw this crazy lunatic guy.
408
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:05,574
The guy was allowed inside.
409
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,671
And everyone's like,
why is this crazy person
410
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,272
being allowed inside?
This is...
411
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,011
He's like, no, no!
He's all right, man.
412
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,417
He's okay.
He's part of this team.
413
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:14,930
We're gonna work with him, man.
He's funny.
414
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,616
And then Elvis liked him,
loved him,
415
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,022
and then got tired of him.
416
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,355
So he said he had to go home.
417
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,123
So Elvis was gonna pay
for his flight home.
418
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,756
Come back,
some jewelry's missing.
419
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,460
So they figured out this guy
had stolen some jewelry.
420
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,059
Elvis freaks out.
421
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,297
He's gonna regret the day
he stole that jewelry, man.
422
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:34,205
He... he messed
with the wrong guy.
423
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,209
The guy was about to take off,
424
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,770
and then he sees Elvis running
next to it in a jumpsuit,
425
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,008
holding a real
federal narcotics badge.
426
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,279
So the plane stops.
427
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:47,309
They pull the guy out.
428
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,919
Elvis pulled the plane over
429
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:53,391
to pull this guy off
and interrogate him...
430
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:57,761
of which Elvis had
a couple random questions.
431
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,322
Where'd you get
the jewelry, man?
432
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:03,166
And he just cried and said,
I got the jewelry here.
433
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,636
I'm so sorry.
434
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,481
You shouldn't have taken that,
but you're car...
435
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,064
[stammers]
All right.
436
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,473
So we're good, man.
437
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:10,999
Gives him like 200 bucks
438
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,104
and then buys him
another ticket out.
439
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,146
And, you know, everything's
just a little bit safer
440
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:19,414
in that part of Memphis.
441
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,648
You feel it?
442
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:24,521
Hey!
Do you feel it?
443
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,152
Thank you.
444
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,424
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
445
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:33,024
- Thank you.
- Okay, bye.
446
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,830
[patriotic music]
447
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:43,867
♪♪
448
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,021
He's funny.
449
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,590
And then Elvis liked him,
loved him,
450
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:08,862
and then got tired of him.
451
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,130
So he said he had to go home.
452
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,764
So Elvis was gonna pay
for his flight home.
453
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:16,037
Come back,
some jewelry's missing.
454
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,374
- Crap.
[laughter]
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