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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[OVER RADIO] Command,
this is Captain Irons.
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I got a visual on a UAP
in close, bearing 310.
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WOMAN: Roger, Irons. We
don't see anything on the scope.
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CAPTAIN IRONS: I've never
seen anything maneuver like that.
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Turning inland towards the park.
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WOMAN: Our scope is still
clear. Does IFF show us blocked?
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CAPTAIN IRONS: Negative,
that's moving too fast.
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Permission to engage now.
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WOMAN: Disengage
and back off, Irons.
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Repeat, do not engage.
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Acknowledge.
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CAPTAIN IRONS: No
can do. I need a closer look.
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[WHOOSHES]
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[GROANS]
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[LAUGHING]
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Too much mustard.
I thought we were friends.
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CHARLIE:
We are friends.[LILY CHUCKLES]
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What are you doing?
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I hit him with a little
too much mustard.
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Yeah, you think?
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I wish I could make him
laugh like that.
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What can I say?
Daddy's boy.
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Key to his heart is fake pain.
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[LOUD RUMBLING]
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[DISTANT EXPLOSION]
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Come here, Charlie.
Come on.
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It's okay, honey.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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Here, stay with Charlie
and call 911.
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Jack, come on, stop.
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What are you doing?[SOFTLY] The nearest
town's an hour away.
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If I don't try to help,
who will?
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It's okay,
I'll be right back.Okay. Okay, go, go.
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Yeah, it's probably
just fireworks.
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[ENGINE ACCELERATING]
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[GASPS]
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[EXHALES]
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God. I'm sorry.
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You okay? Sorry,
I didn't see you. Hey.
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You all right?
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Hey. What's
your name, buddy?
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Irons.
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What?
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Captain Sean Irons.
U.S. Air Force.
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Are you alone?
What happened?
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No, we had a collision.
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Collision?
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With what?
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JACK: Are you sure
you're okay?
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[IRONS BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[EXHALES]
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Is that a... UAP.
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What? Unidentified
Aerial Phenomenon.
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UFO wasn't working for you guys?
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I've been waiting a long time
to see one of these up close.
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This technology's gonna
change everything.
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Hey, there's something moving.
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FEMALE VOICE:
Analyzing planet.
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FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE:
Guardian denied.
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Guardian accepted.
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Pairing.
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Self-destruct initiated.
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Watch it!
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[GASPS]
Come here.
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FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE:
Analyzing planet.
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FEMALE NEWSCASTER: No
one has claimed responsibility
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for tonight's daring rescue
of 15 kidnapped schoolgirls.
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But eyewitnesses report
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yet another sighting
of the hero dubbed The Guard.
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MALE NEWSCASTER: Crime
rate is actually going down.
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Overall crime has dropped
four percent.
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CHARLIE: Hey, Daddy!
Come play catch with me.
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JACK: Look, I'm sorry.
How about next week?
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LILY:
I can't do this anymore, Jack.
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JACK: Charlie,
we're still a family.
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In breaking news, another
possible Guard sighting.
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The Guard is using
alien technology.
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The laws of thermodynamics
and physics just don't even apply.
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And I can find the power
source, but I need resources.
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Looking at you, Ansel Argon,
CEO of Argon Industries.
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CHARLIE: [SOFTLY] You messed
with the wrong superhero.
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Bad guy, you better
say your prayers.
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TEACHER: Charlie?
Guard's gonna kick your butt.
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TEACHER: Charlie![STUDENTS GIGGLING]
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You're up.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
The nuc... No.
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Well, my presentation isn't
about any of these energy sources,
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it's actually about a new one,
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which happens to be
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the world's greatest hero,
The Guard.
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[MOUTHING] No.Charlie,
how is this relevant?
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Everybody's talking
about how The Guard
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stopped that nuclear meltdown
in India, right?
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Or how he saved
those kids in Taiwan,
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or stopped that jet from
crashing in Brazil.
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But nobody's talking
about how he did it.
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He's got some kind of
new energy source,
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and it's not any of these...
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Uh...
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Hey. Am I
at the right place?
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TEACHER:
You must be Maya Monroe?
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Class, this is our new
transfer student from Turkey,
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so please do not mock any
strange customs that she...
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She used to go here.
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[BURPS]
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[STUDENTS TITTERING]
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Whatever.
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Miss Monroe, take a seat.
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Charlie, you can continue,
and please
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bring this back
to the subject at hand.
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[WHISPERS] What?[WHISPERS] I don't know.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
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BOY1: Finally. You know what?
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BOY 2: That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
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TEACHER: Test tomorrow.
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[STUDENTS GROANING]
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BOTH: Berger!
Berger! Berger!
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My parents are
so embarrassing.[CONTINUES] Berger! Berger!
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At least your dad shows up.
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Mine's at a never-ending
IT conference.
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Look. BERGER: Hey.
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Lizzie with Maya.
Nine o'clock.[BURPS]
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So my elementary school
BFF just showed back up
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after, like, years of
traveling the world.
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So jealous.
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What's your at? I'm not on social media.
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What?
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Okay. Well, what
are your interests?
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Um, lock picking,
Norwegian Death Metal
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and I can field-strip
an M4 blindfolded.
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Okay.
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You ask Lizzie to the dance yet?
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Not yet.
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Women like it when you
leave things till the last minute.
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Where'd you
hear that? Yo! Berger...
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Mom wanted me to bring
you your fan, so, here.
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Take it.
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You ever think about how
you call him Berger,
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but that's your last name, too?
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That's why I go as
Big Mac, because, uh,
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I'm the tastiest Berger.Okay.
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GIRL: Wow,
this is a real blowout.
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COACH HAMMER:
Let's go, Forrest.
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Charlie Kincaid.
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Uh, Coach?
I think you, um,
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accidentally said
my first and last name?
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You're in.
We need a lefty.
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BOY: Man, that's a big kid.
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Who is that?
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That's Forrest Deal.
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They call him "The Sequoia."
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BOY: Now pitching
is Charlie Kincaid.
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COACH:
Crafty Kincaid, look alive.
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Come on, Forrest! Let's go!
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I heard he bullies
his own parents.
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[CHUCKLES]
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BOY: Good luck, Charlie.
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I heard that
his stare is so deadly
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he can't even look
himself in the mirror.
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LIZZIE: Let's go, Charlie!
You got this.
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Didn't know this was
the Peewee Leagues.
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Didn't know they allowed
steroids in middle school.
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BOY: Come on, Charlie. BERGER: Please
don't kill my friend.
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All right, let's go, Forrest.
[GRINNING] Crush it.
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[CROWD CHANTING]
Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
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[GROANS]Ooh.
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BOY:
That's gonna leave a mark.
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Charlie. His mama gonna be mad.
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[SONG PLAYING]
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This song again?
Can we just change...
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No. No, we can't.
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Plus we all know
this song's a classic.
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BERGER: No one knows
that. CHARLIE: Oh, God.
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BIG MAC: No, okay, well,
my car, my music.
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All right?[SOFTLY] My life is over.
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Uh, that's 24.
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That's right on the fence.
You wanna go for it?
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Nah. They're just kids.
Let 'em go.
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I hate kids.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER
ON POLICE RADIO]
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Even my own.
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BERGER: Bye, Charlie.
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FEMALE NEWSCASTER: But eyewitnesses
report yet another sighting of...
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What? ...the hero dubbed
The Guard.
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Once again authorities have found
no fingerprints and no other evidence
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with the exception of strange patterns
left on the scene. Now a trademark...
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Hey. How was the game?
...of Guard's sightings.
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Another Guard sighting? Yeah.
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...what is The Guard exactly?
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Is it a lone vigilante
or...[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Hey. Did you pack a bag
for your dad's yet?
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We both know he's gonna cancel.
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Hey! Hey, Jack. Hey.
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Joining us tonight is Ansel
Argon, CEO of Argon Tactical.
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His business has been uniquely
impacted by the so-called Guard,
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who has ushered
a new era of peace
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leaving many countries to...
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Yeah, I saw.
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NEWSCASTER:
Your company, Argon Tactical,
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recently reported
operating losses
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for the first time
in 13 years, so...
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That's not true.
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I think it is. No, that's definitely
not true.
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JACK: Just push it to next
week, the celebration.[SIGHS]
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Jack, come on, I'm...
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I'm sorry. Don't do this to me today.
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I am so sick of
all these excuses.
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JACK: I'm sorry.
It's my job. All right, well...
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I'm dropping him off at 6:00,
so you better be there.
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Okay.Okay. Yeah, bye.
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Let me guess.
Another "IT conference"?
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Rescheduling for next month?
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No! He's really excited
to see you tonight.
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I bet he doesn't even
remember my birthday.
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Of course, he does.
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Come on, go, go get
your bag packed
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and maybe take a shower.
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If The Guard continues to erode
the need for a defense industry
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will there be panic
at companies like yours?
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I'll... I'll give you a better
question that you could have asked.
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With zero oversight...
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what happens if The Guard
has a bad day?
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LILY: Look, he's there
waiting for you.
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CHARLIE:
Why are we doing this?
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LILY: Hey. All right!
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Hi.LILY: Hey.
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He looks a little older,
I can tell.
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He's really happy
about it. Very happy to be here!
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Okay, you wanna just
put that stuff inside
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and I'll meet you in there?
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I feel like I'm in trouble.
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No, no, no, he had a rough day.
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Um, candles are in the bottom.
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My favorite! Try not to eat 'em
all tonight.
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We'll do our best, no promises.
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This isn't gonna last forever,
Jack, you know that, right?
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Before we know it, he's
gonna be grown up and...
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you're gonna be begging
him to return your calls.
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You don't have to
convince me. Okay?
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I want to spend more
time with him, I really do.
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I've just been busy.
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There are some things that are
more important than work, Jack.
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Okay? I know.
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Talk to him.Yeah.
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Tonight.
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Been a while.Yes.
248
00:12:59,787 --> 00:13:02,548
I like what you've not
done with the place.
249
00:13:02,652 --> 00:13:06,207
I'm going for that kinda
single-dad short-term rental feel.
250
00:13:07,726 --> 00:13:09,555
Where's that funny mug
I got you?
251
00:13:09,659 --> 00:13:11,454
Uh, it's around here somewhere.
252
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,320
Listen, Charlie,
sorry about the game.
253
00:13:15,423 --> 00:13:17,494
Missed my connecting
flight in Denver
254
00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:20,428
and in-flight Wi-Fi
was screwed up.
255
00:13:20,532 --> 00:13:22,327
But I got you something.
256
00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:24,156
It's okay, you don't
have to bribe me.
257
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,778
Yes, I do have to bribe you.
258
00:13:25,882 --> 00:13:28,781
And I'm gonna be...
I'm gonna bribe you.
259
00:13:28,885 --> 00:13:30,645
Wait right here!
260
00:13:32,268 --> 00:13:35,236
Okay, Charlie.
My old mitt.
261
00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,445
Now, I have been
saving this for you,
262
00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:39,654
and I think now is the time.
263
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:42,657
I'm a lefty, Dad.
264
00:13:45,177 --> 00:13:47,593
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
265
00:13:47,697 --> 00:13:49,561
Sorry about that, I...
266
00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:53,461
Well, if you could
have anything,
267
00:13:54,324 --> 00:13:55,947
what else would you want?
268
00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:58,811
I just want to go camping again.
269
00:13:58,915 --> 00:14:00,296
Like we used to?
270
00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:03,989
That's a great idea. Well, as
soon as things slow down at work,
271
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,164
we're gonna do that.
In the meantime...
272
00:14:07,751 --> 00:14:10,754
I got this Nintendo Switch.
273
00:14:11,928 --> 00:14:14,827
I know you don't
like bribes. I accept bribes.
274
00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:16,933
JACK: Keep it going,
keep it going, keep it going.
275
00:14:18,486 --> 00:14:19,936
Three, two, one... go!
276
00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:22,387
Home run! Dinger!
277
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,872
Boom, boom, boom, boom...
278
00:14:26,253 --> 00:14:27,875
And now pizza!
279
00:14:29,946 --> 00:14:32,121
We got to do it
in three, two, one. Two, one.
280
00:14:32,224 --> 00:14:33,812
Ah, come on.
281
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,745
Does this game not have HBT?
282
00:14:35,848 --> 00:14:38,575
What's an HBT? You know,
Hidden Ball Trick?
283
00:14:38,679 --> 00:14:40,163
You know that one, right?
284
00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:42,279
Where the first baseman
pretends to throw it to the pitcher,
285
00:14:42,303 --> 00:14:45,134
and then when the base runner
takes a little lead off first
286
00:14:45,237 --> 00:14:46,801
and he's right there,
then he grabs it with a... What?
287
00:14:46,825 --> 00:14:48,689
Hey. Cheater. And they get
him right there...
288
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:51,934
No, no, hold on. That's
cheating. You're wasting all my...
289
00:14:52,037 --> 00:14:54,188
Give it back. You're making
me lose. Look what you did.
290
00:14:54,212 --> 00:14:55,903
Ah.[CHUCKLES]
291
00:14:56,007 --> 00:14:57,698
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
292
00:14:57,801 --> 00:14:59,562
Sorry. Let me
just get this.
293
00:15:01,426 --> 00:15:02,668
Okay.
294
00:15:06,431 --> 00:15:07,811
Hurry up.
295
00:15:09,089 --> 00:15:11,677
JACK: Hey.
Sorry that took so long.
296
00:15:14,715 --> 00:15:18,719
Let me guess.
Something at work.
297
00:15:18,822 --> 00:15:21,756
Yeah, that was my boss.
I gotta...
298
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:23,700
I guess there's an emergency,
so I'm gonna have to...
299
00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:25,760
There's always an emergency.
300
00:15:25,864 --> 00:15:28,349
Why can't you just cancel,
like you always do?
301
00:15:28,453 --> 00:15:30,110
Charlie, listen,
I know this sucks.
302
00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:33,009
I wanna stay here
and celebrate with you.
303
00:15:33,113 --> 00:15:36,875
But, I gotta go. You have to
believe me when I say it's important.
304
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,911
Yeah, I know.
More important than me.
305
00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:40,810
No, that's not what I'm saying.
306
00:15:40,913 --> 00:15:43,261
You only had me over
because Mom forced you to.
307
00:15:43,364 --> 00:15:44,469
Just be honest!
308
00:15:44,572 --> 00:15:45,711
You want me to be honest?
309
00:15:45,815 --> 00:15:47,299
Yeah. That's all I want.
310
00:15:47,403 --> 00:15:50,647
Listen. I'm gonna be back
in a couple days, tops. Okay?
311
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:53,271
And we're gonna sit down,
and I'm gonna explain things
312
00:15:53,374 --> 00:15:57,068
in a way that I hope that you're gonna
understand what's been happening.
313
00:15:57,171 --> 00:15:58,690
Oh, I understand fine.
314
00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:01,417
You're just a crappy dad.
315
00:16:05,455 --> 00:16:06,801
Charlie...
316
00:16:11,599 --> 00:16:12,999
Well, you can't be
here by yourself.
317
00:16:13,084 --> 00:16:14,844
Let me call Mom
and she'll come pick you up.
318
00:16:14,947 --> 00:16:16,227
CHARLIE:
Nah, I got it. I got it.
319
00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:19,090
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
320
00:16:20,643 --> 00:16:23,853
Hey, Mom.
Uh, hold on to your hat.
321
00:16:23,956 --> 00:16:27,443
Dad has a work emergency,
so can you come pick me up?
322
00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:30,687
Yeah, I know, it's a bummer.
323
00:16:31,481 --> 00:16:32,689
Okay.
324
00:16:33,518 --> 00:16:34,633
She'll be here in ten minutes.
325
00:16:34,657 --> 00:16:35,944
You don't have to wait.Listen. I know.
326
00:16:35,968 --> 00:16:37,936
I'm not a baby anymore, Dad.
327
00:16:39,213 --> 00:16:40,283
Okay, I'll see you later.
328
00:16:46,738 --> 00:16:47,773
Fanny pack.
329
00:16:47,877 --> 00:16:49,120
Can't forget that.
330
00:16:50,017 --> 00:16:51,363
I love you.
331
00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:52,951
I'll see you in a couple days.
332
00:16:55,471 --> 00:16:56,920
[DOOR CLOSES]
333
00:16:58,646 --> 00:17:00,027
You still there?
334
00:17:00,131 --> 00:17:01,960
I love it when you
call me "Mom".
335
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,789
Now, let's throw a rager.
336
00:17:03,893 --> 00:17:05,412
Yeah, let's throw a rager.
337
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,690
Wait, what is a rager?
338
00:17:09,312 --> 00:17:10,451
[MOUTHING SONG]
339
00:17:29,539 --> 00:17:30,539
[DOORBELL RINGS]
340
00:17:31,472 --> 00:17:33,129
[IN FEMALE VOICE]
Hey, Berger.
341
00:17:34,199 --> 00:17:35,235
Hi.
342
00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:40,274
Oh, crap.
343
00:17:44,623 --> 00:17:46,694
[MOUTHING]What are you doing here?
344
00:17:46,798 --> 00:17:50,215
Berger said I could borrow your
notes for that stupid test tomorrow.
345
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,631
Also, he said your dad
abandoned you
346
00:17:52,735 --> 00:17:54,875
and you're listening
to Anne Murray alone.
347
00:17:56,014 --> 00:17:58,223
All right, let's get this
rager started.
348
00:17:58,637 --> 00:18:00,052
[MUSIC SWITCHES]
349
00:18:00,984 --> 00:18:02,331
LIZZIE: Much better.
350
00:18:06,611 --> 00:18:08,371
[WHISPERS]
Dude, what the hell?
351
00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:10,649
Uh, chicks dig sob stories.
352
00:18:10,753 --> 00:18:12,134
Why did you bring 'em
here at all?
353
00:18:12,237 --> 00:18:14,826
I'm sorry, I didn't know you
wanted to have a one-on-one rager.
354
00:18:14,929 --> 00:18:15,999
Maya does not like me.
355
00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:17,484
She left the country
because of me.
356
00:18:17,587 --> 00:18:20,211
BERGER: If that were true,
she wouldn't be here right now.
357
00:18:20,314 --> 00:18:21,557
Take a deep breath in.
358
00:18:22,627 --> 00:18:23,845
And now breathe into your hands
359
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:24,984
and tell me how
your breath smells.
360
00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:26,769
[SNIFFS] It's good.Okay.
361
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,496
Now, use some of that
sweet, sweet breath
362
00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:31,843
and ask Maya to the dance.
363
00:18:32,464 --> 00:18:33,500
No.
364
00:18:34,846 --> 00:18:36,986
Do you ladies want
a sugary beverage?
365
00:18:37,089 --> 00:18:38,332
LIZZIE: Lead the way.
366
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:42,129
Wait. It's your birthday
tomorrow?
367
00:18:42,716 --> 00:18:44,235
You remember my birthday?
368
00:18:44,338 --> 00:18:45,477
No, it's on the photo.
369
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:50,033
Cool. Cool.
370
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,245
I don't like to make a big deal.
371
00:18:54,348 --> 00:18:56,247
I always find
birthdays disappointing.
372
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:58,249
Birthdays with
divorced parents suck.
373
00:18:58,352 --> 00:19:01,148
Tell me about it.
My dad is the king
374
00:19:01,252 --> 00:19:03,150
of thoughtless airport gifts.
375
00:19:03,254 --> 00:19:05,256
Do you know how many butt
pillows I have at home?
376
00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:07,810
I think those are neck pillows.
377
00:19:09,087 --> 00:19:10,640
There's only two forks?
378
00:19:10,744 --> 00:19:12,504
What is this guy,
a serial killer?
379
00:19:12,608 --> 00:19:14,299
I want to, um...
380
00:19:15,507 --> 00:19:17,509
...address the...
381
00:19:17,613 --> 00:19:21,341
I don't know if you
remember fifth grade?
382
00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:23,964
Yeah, what happened
in fifth grade?
383
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:27,795
I feel really bad
about what I did.
384
00:19:27,899 --> 00:19:31,523
And I don't, um, know...
385
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,286
...how to say this.
386
00:19:35,872 --> 00:19:38,392
But... What's happening?
387
00:19:38,496 --> 00:19:41,430
What's happening is
I'm trying to open up.
388
00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:43,573
No, like, behind you. That's what
I'm trying to say.
389
00:19:48,678 --> 00:19:50,024
Berger? Lizzie?
390
00:19:50,128 --> 00:19:53,718
I hit the balls and it
opened up and I can't...
391
00:19:53,821 --> 00:19:55,029
It's okay, I understand.
392
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:56,652
Your dad's a freak.
393
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,275
Whoa.
394
00:20:01,415 --> 00:20:03,141
Wait. Careful, careful.
395
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,661
BERGER: How do we open it? We need a code.
396
00:20:05,764 --> 00:20:08,940
This is just like an escape
room. Scan the room for clues.
397
00:20:09,734 --> 00:20:11,183
It's numerical.
398
00:20:11,287 --> 00:20:14,670
So that rules out
childhood pets, birthplace.
399
00:20:14,773 --> 00:20:16,499
When's your parents'
anniversary?
400
00:20:16,603 --> 00:20:17,673
They're divorced.
401
00:20:17,776 --> 00:20:19,675
LIZZIE: How about
your dad's birthday?
402
00:20:19,778 --> 00:20:21,228
November 18th.
403
00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:23,057
[BEEPS]
404
00:20:24,369 --> 00:20:25,474
LIZZIE: Or...
405
00:20:25,577 --> 00:20:29,132
Better yet, the birthday
of a loved one.Nothing.
406
00:20:29,236 --> 00:20:31,238
Hey, Happy Almost Birthday.
407
00:20:33,413 --> 00:20:36,243
0-4-0-7-0-8.
408
00:20:36,347 --> 00:20:37,486
[UNLOCKING BEEP]
409
00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:43,112
[WHIRRING]
410
00:20:45,839 --> 00:20:47,289
BERGER: Hello. LIZZIE: Whoa.
411
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,532
Looks like an elevator.
412
00:20:49,636 --> 00:20:51,051
What, to go upstairs?
413
00:20:51,154 --> 00:20:52,984
That's kinda lazy, isn't it?
414
00:20:54,054 --> 00:20:55,435
Why is there only one button?
415
00:20:59,887 --> 00:21:01,130
Please don't touch...
416
00:21:01,613 --> 00:21:03,132
[ALL SCREAMING]
417
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:07,757
My guts are floating.
418
00:21:07,861 --> 00:21:09,966
[ALL SCREAMING]
419
00:21:16,628 --> 00:21:18,285
[GROANING]
420
00:21:19,907 --> 00:21:22,462
MAYA: How far down
did we go? Far.
421
00:21:31,712 --> 00:21:34,128
Yeah... I'm okay.
422
00:21:42,999 --> 00:21:44,967
MAYA: Whoa,
this place is big.
423
00:21:48,039 --> 00:21:50,075
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Headquarters activating.
424
00:21:55,184 --> 00:21:56,185
Come on.
425
00:21:59,257 --> 00:22:01,673
BERGER:
How far down are we?
426
00:22:13,029 --> 00:22:14,652
This is so tight.
427
00:22:14,755 --> 00:22:16,550
This is beyond tight.
428
00:22:16,654 --> 00:22:18,483
This is the tightest.
429
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,451
Look at that.
430
00:22:28,044 --> 00:22:29,391
CHARLIE:
Come on, guys, over here.
431
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:33,464
BERGER:
Whoa, what's this?
432
00:22:33,567 --> 00:22:35,027
MAYA: Okay, how could
he have built this?
433
00:22:35,051 --> 00:22:36,915
We're, like, a hundred miles
underground.
434
00:22:37,019 --> 00:22:38,296
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Welcome.
435
00:22:41,472 --> 00:22:43,025
[BEEPING]
436
00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:54,761
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Mission in progress.
437
00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:58,489
"Current location:
New Zealand."
438
00:22:58,592 --> 00:22:59,592
LIZZIE: That's far away.
439
00:23:00,525 --> 00:23:02,320
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Mission archive.
440
00:23:12,330 --> 00:23:14,228
Plane crash in Brazil.
441
00:23:15,851 --> 00:23:17,231
Nuclear meltdown in India.
442
00:23:17,335 --> 00:23:18,612
That was all over the news!
443
00:23:18,716 --> 00:23:21,028
Tsunami in Japan.
444
00:23:21,132 --> 00:23:23,065
The thing in
the Empire State Building.
445
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:24,618
These are all
The Guard's missions.
446
00:23:27,138 --> 00:23:29,796
We're in The Guard's
secret headquarters.
447
00:23:29,899 --> 00:23:31,729
Which is under your dad's house.
448
00:23:31,832 --> 00:23:33,316
Do you realize what this means?
449
00:23:34,904 --> 00:23:36,423
It means my dad
450
00:23:37,976 --> 00:23:39,426
works for The Guard.
451
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,221
No.Dude.
452
00:23:41,324 --> 00:23:43,534
It means your dad is The Guard.
453
00:23:44,707 --> 00:23:45,743
What?
454
00:23:45,846 --> 00:23:47,434
No.
455
00:23:47,538 --> 00:23:50,472
My dad is not The Guard. The
Guard is like the greatest hero ever.
456
00:23:50,575 --> 00:23:52,295
BERGER: Okay. My dad can't
handle hot wings.
457
00:23:52,335 --> 00:23:53,589
Yeah. I've seen him without
his shirt on.
458
00:23:53,613 --> 00:23:54,717
He can barely swim.
459
00:23:56,132 --> 00:23:58,134
Okay. My dad is not The Guard.
460
00:23:58,238 --> 00:24:00,067
MAYA:
Somebody's in denial.
461
00:24:01,828 --> 00:24:03,070
Hey, guys.
462
00:24:03,174 --> 00:24:05,279
Does The Guard wear
a fanny pack?
463
00:24:12,390 --> 00:24:14,806
IRONS: Lost it again.
Signal blocker's too strong.
464
00:24:18,534 --> 00:24:20,709
Run it again.
Simulate its origin.
465
00:24:20,812 --> 00:24:22,158
On it.
466
00:24:22,262 --> 00:24:24,989
So, Irons, where do we stand
on finding The Guard's source?
467
00:24:25,092 --> 00:24:28,233
We'll find it, all right?
Relax. We just need more time.
468
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:29,787
Time?
469
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:33,031
You've had time.
You've had years.
470
00:24:33,135 --> 00:24:34,457
Sooner or later,
it becomes binary, okay?
471
00:24:34,481 --> 00:24:36,414
You either found it
or you haven't.
472
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,727
And you haven't. And that's
why I'm pulling the plug.
473
00:24:39,935 --> 00:24:41,661
You're firing me?
474
00:24:41,764 --> 00:24:43,214
Oh, I'm not just firing you.
475
00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,043
No, no, I'm firing everybody.
476
00:24:45,147 --> 00:24:47,701
I'm firing that guy,
firing him, her.
477
00:24:47,805 --> 00:24:48,885
She's all right, he's cool.
478
00:24:48,978 --> 00:24:50,635
I know what happened that night.
479
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:53,983
And I know I've lost everything
trying to prove that it's real.
480
00:24:54,087 --> 00:24:55,951
My credibility,
my career. My money.
481
00:24:56,054 --> 00:24:58,816
My own government tried to
destroy me for asking questions.
482
00:24:58,919 --> 00:25:00,024
Why do you think that is?
483
00:25:00,127 --> 00:25:01,612
Listen, I love that story.
484
00:25:01,715 --> 00:25:03,890
The uniform, the woods, the
bad man who stole the orb,
485
00:25:03,993 --> 00:25:05,273
how you got your little boo-boo.
486
00:25:05,305 --> 00:25:06,996
I get it. Tell it
to someone else.
487
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:10,828
As soon as The Guard makes
a mistake, we'll find the Source.
488
00:25:10,931 --> 00:25:13,037
If there's one thing I
learned about The Guard
489
00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:15,522
it's he doesn't make mistakes.
490
00:25:15,626 --> 00:25:18,283
All right, you got till the end
of the week to shut this down.
491
00:25:21,252 --> 00:25:22,732
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Printing in progress.
492
00:25:28,017 --> 00:25:29,674
Wow. Cool lasers.
493
00:25:35,438 --> 00:25:37,993
Escape hatch
panel number 13 complete.
494
00:25:38,096 --> 00:25:39,719
BERGER:
Look, it's building itself.
495
00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:49,280
LIZZIE: Some kind of
3D printer from space.
496
00:25:49,383 --> 00:25:51,213
Ooh, tell it to print a fake ID.
497
00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:52,535
BERGER: Can it print
Britney Spears?
498
00:25:52,559 --> 00:25:54,250
Hasn't she been through enough?
499
00:25:55,079 --> 00:25:56,563
Can't print people.
500
00:25:56,667 --> 00:25:58,738
Looks like only a few things
to choose from.
501
00:26:00,671 --> 00:26:03,121
Uh, Maya, I think you
pressed the wrong button.
502
00:26:03,225 --> 00:26:04,847
Yeah.
Emergency shutoff.
503
00:26:04,951 --> 00:26:07,431
CHARLIE: This is a bad idea.
LIZZIE: Uh, here, try this button.
504
00:26:08,368 --> 00:26:10,922
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
505
00:26:20,587 --> 00:26:22,900
AUTOMATED VOICE: Transferring
to charging station.
506
00:26:39,813 --> 00:26:41,021
Nice material.
507
00:26:41,677 --> 00:26:42,505
Oh, what's this?
508
00:26:42,609 --> 00:26:44,300
BERGER:
Looks like a magic wand.
509
00:26:48,132 --> 00:26:49,409
Whoa.
510
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,343
[GASPS]
511
00:27:05,149 --> 00:27:06,322
Looking good, Hermione.
512
00:27:06,426 --> 00:27:08,980
It's not a magic wand,
it's a magnet wand.
513
00:27:09,291 --> 00:27:10,533
What?
514
00:27:12,156 --> 00:27:13,364
[SCOFFS]
515
00:27:25,825 --> 00:27:27,309
It's a HUD.
516
00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:28,931
A what? A heads-up display.
517
00:27:30,105 --> 00:27:31,796
I wonder what this button does?
518
00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:35,386
[LIZZIE SCREAMING]
519
00:27:35,489 --> 00:27:38,872
Help me! Berger!
Berger! It's not a backpack!
520
00:27:38,976 --> 00:27:41,633
CHARLIE: Hold on,
I'm coming! Turn it off!
521
00:27:41,737 --> 00:27:44,119
Pull me down, Maya! Okay, hang on,
hang on, I got...
522
00:27:46,259 --> 00:27:47,881
Whoa! BERGER: Lizzie, careful!
523
00:27:49,987 --> 00:27:51,436
[LIZZIE SCREAMING]
524
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:55,268
You okay? That was awesome.
525
00:27:55,371 --> 00:27:56,614
That was crazy. You guys okay?
526
00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,961
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Target applying.
527
00:27:59,065 --> 00:28:00,066
Oh, shh...
528
00:28:01,170 --> 00:28:02,344
[MAYA GRUNTS]
529
00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:04,035
LIZZIE:
Oh, my God, Maya!
530
00:28:07,556 --> 00:28:09,420
I killed Maya. You killed Maya.
531
00:28:09,523 --> 00:28:11,077
I killed Maya. You killed Maya!
532
00:28:13,976 --> 00:28:15,598
She's okay. You're okay.
533
00:28:16,427 --> 00:28:17,946
That was awesome.
534
00:28:18,912 --> 00:28:20,638
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Shrink to fit.
535
00:28:22,053 --> 00:28:24,193
Stylish and functional.
BERGER: Guys, check this out!
536
00:28:24,297 --> 00:28:25,919
[ALL SCREAMING]
537
00:28:26,023 --> 00:28:27,403
LIZZIE: Where's his head?
538
00:28:27,507 --> 00:28:31,649
It's DJ Berger, the headless
assassin comin' at you live!
539
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:32,788
Berger?
540
00:28:33,582 --> 00:28:35,964
Guys! Guys!
Look over here.
541
00:28:38,621 --> 00:28:40,554
BERGER:
Ooh, I look good today.
542
00:28:41,003 --> 00:28:42,073
How?
543
00:28:42,177 --> 00:28:43,557
It's amazing!
544
00:28:43,661 --> 00:28:47,009
You put your head through
one magic portal thingy
545
00:28:47,113 --> 00:28:49,460
and it comes out the other.
546
00:28:50,219 --> 00:28:51,842
Oh, my gosh.
547
00:28:52,359 --> 00:28:53,740
Ooh, what's that?
548
00:28:54,189 --> 00:28:55,190
[ALARM CHIRPS]
549
00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:58,710
[ALL SCREAMING]
550
00:29:00,022 --> 00:29:02,784
AUTOMATED VOICE: G-mobile
summoned. Ready for mission.
551
00:29:02,887 --> 00:29:04,716
This is sick.
552
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,480
LIZZIE: You still think your
dad's The Guard's butler?
553
00:29:49,106 --> 00:29:50,106
Uh...
554
00:29:51,487 --> 00:29:52,730
You okay?
555
00:29:53,386 --> 00:29:54,836
What? Yeah, I, um...
556
00:29:56,665 --> 00:29:58,909
I'm just ready
to get outta here.
557
00:29:59,012 --> 00:30:02,050
Right, 'cause it kinda looks
like you broke something.
558
00:30:04,017 --> 00:30:07,193
Yeah, I guess I don't
know my own strength.
559
00:30:07,296 --> 00:30:09,126
[FLAMINGOPLAYING]
560
00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:14,856
Hey. Now that
we're alone,
561
00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:18,583
I just wanted you to know that
I've been picking up on your signal...
562
00:30:19,239 --> 00:30:21,655
And... What?
563
00:30:21,759 --> 00:30:24,624
Yes. I would love to go
to the dance with you.
564
00:30:27,144 --> 00:30:28,731
Aww.
565
00:30:28,835 --> 00:30:30,733
Thank you for
the completely random
566
00:30:30,837 --> 00:30:33,357
and utterly
last-minute offer, Berger.
567
00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:35,048
Truly.
568
00:30:35,152 --> 00:30:36,912
But, I already have a date.
569
00:30:38,396 --> 00:30:41,054
Who? An older guy,
more my speed.
570
00:30:42,228 --> 00:30:43,712
You're a little young for me.
571
00:30:45,507 --> 00:30:47,578
But we're the same age.
572
00:30:49,511 --> 00:30:52,100
CHARLIE: Guys, we gotta put
everything back where we found it.
573
00:30:52,203 --> 00:30:53,836
Nobody can know
we were in here.[MOUTHING INDISTINCTLY]
574
00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:56,000
You know we have that
test tomorrow, anyway.
575
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,519
That class was so easy.
576
00:30:57,622 --> 00:30:59,314
I wish I could take it for you.
577
00:30:59,417 --> 00:31:00,763
About that...
578
00:31:01,661 --> 00:31:03,663
I kind of have a crazy idea.
579
00:31:05,078 --> 00:31:06,079
[BURPS]
580
00:31:06,735 --> 00:31:07,909
A covert mission.
581
00:31:08,012 --> 00:31:10,739
But, we're gonna need to
borrow a few gadgets.
582
00:31:16,227 --> 00:31:18,920
TEACHER: You have five
minutes to complete this test.
583
00:31:19,023 --> 00:31:20,300
No phones.
584
00:31:20,404 --> 00:31:22,716
Cheaters will be prosecuted.
585
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,225
LIZZIE: "Maya."
586
00:31:49,985 --> 00:31:51,021
No problem.
587
00:31:54,921 --> 00:31:57,096
You ready to chop down
the Sequoia?
588
00:31:57,199 --> 00:31:58,199
[MOUTHING]
What the hell?
589
00:32:00,133 --> 00:32:02,308
VIRGINIA: We got a hit.
It's strong.
590
00:32:03,343 --> 00:32:04,724
Hawaii, Irons, you seeing this?
591
00:32:04,827 --> 00:32:06,357
That was awesome. She didn't
even notice.
592
00:32:06,381 --> 00:32:08,314
TEACHER:
Excuse me, Mister Berger.
593
00:32:08,417 --> 00:32:09,971
Uh...
594
00:32:10,074 --> 00:32:11,800
What was that thing
you put in your locker?
595
00:32:11,903 --> 00:32:14,596
It was a sculpture
I made for art class.
596
00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:16,736
I got my eyes on you, Berger.
597
00:32:18,876 --> 00:32:21,361
Very challenging test,
thank you.Anytime.
598
00:32:21,465 --> 00:32:22,776
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
599
00:32:25,745 --> 00:32:27,264
Hey, Coach? Yeah.
600
00:32:27,816 --> 00:32:29,300
Put me in.
601
00:32:29,404 --> 00:32:30,681
You sure about that?
602
00:32:31,406 --> 00:32:32,683
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
603
00:32:41,347 --> 00:32:42,589
PLATE UMPIRE:
Strike one!
604
00:32:42,693 --> 00:32:44,212
That was pretty fast.
605
00:32:44,315 --> 00:32:45,315
This is the lifeline.
606
00:32:48,388 --> 00:32:49,668
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Power increased.
607
00:32:50,183 --> 00:32:51,012
Charlie.
608
00:32:51,115 --> 00:32:52,806
We got a strong flash signal.
609
00:32:52,910 --> 00:32:54,394
Like single-mom strong.
610
00:32:54,498 --> 00:32:55,740
IRONS:
This could be it.
611
00:32:55,844 --> 00:32:57,397
This is the prosperity line.
612
00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:08,650
Strike two!
613
00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:11,273
And this is the, uh,
line that tells me
614
00:33:11,377 --> 00:33:13,379
that you don't have
a date to the dance.
615
00:33:17,624 --> 00:33:19,040
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Maximum strength.
616
00:33:22,629 --> 00:33:23,837
Do you wanna go with me?
617
00:33:23,941 --> 00:33:25,736
I guess. Yeah, cool.
618
00:33:52,728 --> 00:33:54,454
[CROWD CLAPPING]
619
00:33:54,558 --> 00:33:55,766
Now that's fast.
620
00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:57,319
Strike three. You're out.
621
00:33:57,423 --> 00:33:58,458
[BOTH CHEER]
622
00:34:04,844 --> 00:34:06,742
Shotgun! BERGER: You owe me
a new glove!
623
00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:08,123
LIZZIE: What's next?
624
00:34:08,227 --> 00:34:10,021
[ALL SCREAMING]
625
00:34:14,681 --> 00:34:16,235
[TIRES SCREECHING]
626
00:34:16,338 --> 00:34:19,272
[SHOUTING] You're
an excellent driver! Thanks!
627
00:34:26,866 --> 00:34:28,523
HAWAII: Is The Guard
doing donuts?
628
00:34:29,351 --> 00:34:30,490
IRONS: Stay on him.
629
00:34:35,633 --> 00:34:38,843
NEWSCASTER: And in breaking
news, another possible Guard sighting.
630
00:34:38,947 --> 00:34:40,224
Local officials...
631
00:34:41,052 --> 00:34:42,675
[BEEPING]OFFICER GRANT: 108!
632
00:34:42,778 --> 00:34:43,778
Oh! We got
a live one!
633
00:34:43,848 --> 00:34:45,229
Light 'em up!
634
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,644
[SIREN WAILING]
635
00:34:46,748 --> 00:34:48,543
Dispatch, we got
a 10-80 in progress.
636
00:34:48,646 --> 00:34:51,201
Looks like a hippie van
on steroids.
637
00:34:51,304 --> 00:34:52,512
Are those police sirens?
638
00:34:52,616 --> 00:34:54,894
Charlie? Charlie, I need
you to gas it right now!
639
00:34:54,997 --> 00:34:56,837
I can't get arrested! I need
to go to medical school!
640
00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,208
Time for some evasive driving.
641
00:34:58,311 --> 00:34:59,347
YOLO!
642
00:35:03,178 --> 00:35:06,526
Hey! Hippie Monster Truck!
Pull over!
643
00:35:12,532 --> 00:35:13,568
Let's dance!
644
00:35:16,985 --> 00:35:18,504
Get outta the road, you idiots.
645
00:35:18,607 --> 00:35:20,230
LIZZIE: Charlie, drive faster!
646
00:35:21,403 --> 00:35:23,164
They're still there!
647
00:35:23,267 --> 00:35:25,694
This is a tactical vehicle. It
must have diversionary features.
648
00:35:25,718 --> 00:35:27,040
All of them, guys,
try all of them!
649
00:35:27,064 --> 00:35:28,524
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Automatic machine gun. Missiles.
650
00:35:28,548 --> 00:35:29,963
Discombobulator on.
651
00:35:30,067 --> 00:35:32,621
Discombobulator off.
652
00:35:32,725 --> 00:35:34,002
HAWAII:
It's a full-blown surge.
653
00:35:34,416 --> 00:35:35,866
Lockin' on.
654
00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:37,937
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Engaging smoke screen.
655
00:35:40,871 --> 00:35:42,493
Is that smoke? It's smoke bombs.
656
00:35:42,597 --> 00:35:44,046
I can't be near smoke,
I have asthma.
657
00:35:44,150 --> 00:35:45,945
[SCREAMING]
Roll up the window!
658
00:35:48,361 --> 00:35:49,914
What is that, anthrax?
659
00:35:52,296 --> 00:35:53,366
Let me have some.
660
00:35:54,643 --> 00:35:55,886
MAYA: What else
do we have here?
661
00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:57,622
LIZZIE: Come on try something.
Figure something out.
662
00:35:57,646 --> 00:36:00,246
AUTOMATED VOICE: Magnetic
pulse activated. MAYA: Magnet activated.
663
00:36:01,512 --> 00:36:02,858
Whoa.
664
00:36:02,962 --> 00:36:04,802
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Connection established. CHARLIE: Woo-hoo!
665
00:36:04,826 --> 00:36:06,966
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Magnets bonded. Stop!
666
00:36:09,002 --> 00:36:10,383
Nice driving, Kincaid!
667
00:36:10,487 --> 00:36:13,110
Yeah, I play Mario Kart
at a very high level!
668
00:36:15,285 --> 00:36:17,563
It's unblocked. Yep, there he is. Got him!
669
00:36:17,666 --> 00:36:19,599
All right, pull up the map.
670
00:36:19,703 --> 00:36:21,394
VIRGINIA: He must've
made a mistake.
671
00:36:21,498 --> 00:36:22,809
Hell yeah, he did.
672
00:36:22,913 --> 00:36:24,397
Tell the team we're mission go.
673
00:36:25,605 --> 00:36:26,917
We got him.
674
00:36:33,889 --> 00:36:35,581
CHARLIE:
Driving's not that hard.
675
00:36:39,585 --> 00:36:40,655
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
676
00:36:44,037 --> 00:36:46,937
You guys go down.
I'll be there in a sec.
677
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,628
BERGER:
Okay. Don't be too long.
678
00:36:50,803 --> 00:36:52,943
Hey, Charlie, uh, I'm sorry,
679
00:36:53,046 --> 00:36:54,945
things are more
complicated than we thought.
680
00:36:55,048 --> 00:36:58,362
So, I'm gonna have to extend
this trip for a few more days
681
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,744
but I will see you
the following week
682
00:37:00,847 --> 00:37:02,953
and happy birthday.
I really...
683
00:37:07,682 --> 00:37:09,235
BERGER:
Hey, Maya, go long.
684
00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:19,659
I got it! LIZZIE: Oh, no!
685
00:37:20,557 --> 00:37:22,006
Guys, I think it's dead!
686
00:37:23,042 --> 00:37:24,250
CHARLIE: Lizzie!
687
00:37:26,563 --> 00:37:27,563
Okay.
688
00:37:29,945 --> 00:37:31,361
MAYA: Ow.
689
00:37:31,464 --> 00:37:33,363
That was amazing.
690
00:37:33,466 --> 00:37:35,503
I'm gonna go upstairs
and make a phone call.
691
00:37:39,886 --> 00:37:41,094
[BURPS]
692
00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:49,550
[GRUNTS]
693
00:37:53,866 --> 00:37:55,050
I can't believe... So I was thinking...
694
00:37:55,074 --> 00:37:56,593
Sorry, you go first.
695
00:37:57,939 --> 00:37:59,458
I was just gonna say it.
696
00:37:59,561 --> 00:38:00,597
It must be weird, huh?
697
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:04,117
Knowing your dad has,
like, a sci-fi man cave.
698
00:38:04,221 --> 00:38:06,327
Yeah, it is weird.
Thanks for asking.
699
00:38:07,431 --> 00:38:12,471
It's like we don't even
know each other.
700
00:38:13,403 --> 00:38:15,405
I thought he worked
at a Genius Bar.
701
00:38:15,508 --> 00:38:18,580
And he thought I was a righty.
702
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:21,514
Well, I didn't forget.
703
00:38:23,482 --> 00:38:24,483
Happy birthday.
704
00:38:26,450 --> 00:38:27,451
You fixed it?
705
00:38:30,005 --> 00:38:31,213
Thanks.
706
00:38:53,615 --> 00:38:55,721
[WHISPERS] Formation.
707
00:38:55,824 --> 00:38:57,274
HAWAII:
What do they call you?
708
00:38:57,861 --> 00:38:59,656
Wisconsin. I'm Hawaii.
709
00:38:59,759 --> 00:39:00,829
Aloha.
710
00:39:00,933 --> 00:39:02,279
Shh.
711
00:39:04,039 --> 00:39:05,938
Oh.
712
00:39:06,041 --> 00:39:07,284
Everyone on alert here, okay?
713
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:09,262
Yeah, careful, this could be
Freddy Krueger's house.
714
00:39:09,286 --> 00:39:10,632
You seeing any security?
715
00:39:12,047 --> 00:39:13,773
No, I see defenses.
716
00:39:16,293 --> 00:39:18,675
They just seem to be
disarmed at the moment.
717
00:39:20,228 --> 00:39:22,126
Signal's comin' from inside.
718
00:39:24,543 --> 00:39:25,578
Move.
719
00:39:26,924 --> 00:39:28,719
[HUMMING TUNE]
720
00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:40,766
Clear.Clear.
721
00:39:41,836 --> 00:39:43,251
Smells good.
722
00:39:47,566 --> 00:39:49,602
Feels like we're breaking
into a Pottery Barn.
723
00:39:49,706 --> 00:39:52,398
What are we stealing, Irons?
You'll know when you see it.
724
00:39:53,710 --> 00:39:55,159
Oh. I have this lamp.
725
00:39:55,263 --> 00:39:58,542
I get why he couldn't tell the
world about his secret identity.
726
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,579
But...
727
00:40:01,338 --> 00:40:02,719
Why couldn't he tell me?
728
00:40:03,823 --> 00:40:05,929
Am I that untrustable?
729
00:40:06,032 --> 00:40:07,586
Certainly weren't
in the fifth grade.
730
00:40:10,899 --> 00:40:12,453
So you do remember.
731
00:40:13,246 --> 00:40:14,903
How could I forget?
732
00:40:15,007 --> 00:40:16,871
Robbie Fernandez's
birthday party.
733
00:40:16,974 --> 00:40:18,597
You and I almost kiss.
734
00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:22,359
You chicken out. And you
tell everyone I have bad breath.
735
00:40:22,463 --> 00:40:25,120
It wasn't true. There's
nothing wrong with your breath.
736
00:40:25,224 --> 00:40:27,813
I know, 'cause I have
amazing breath,
737
00:40:27,916 --> 00:40:29,918
but you do know the
nickname Moldy Mouth Maya
738
00:40:30,022 --> 00:40:31,472
followed me around, right?
739
00:40:32,542 --> 00:40:34,820
And that's why
you left the country.
740
00:40:36,097 --> 00:40:38,824
What? No, my mom got
transferred, you dingus.
741
00:40:40,101 --> 00:40:42,344
[BEEPING]
742
00:40:42,448 --> 00:40:46,556
I'm getting an electromagnetic
pulse from below the house.
743
00:40:46,659 --> 00:40:48,454
WOMAN: We checked.
There's no basement.
744
00:40:49,835 --> 00:40:52,182
Hey, you guys are gonna
wanna check out his office.
745
00:40:52,285 --> 00:40:54,564
It has a great feng shui
and a secret elevator.
746
00:40:58,050 --> 00:40:59,396
Sick, right?
747
00:41:10,269 --> 00:41:11,546
We are in the right place.
748
00:41:11,650 --> 00:41:15,067
What's up, guys?
Welcome toMTV Cribs
749
00:41:15,170 --> 00:41:17,379
with your boy, Barry Berger.
750
00:41:17,483 --> 00:41:20,417
And right now
I'm in my secret HQ,
751
00:41:20,521 --> 00:41:23,006
which kinda rocks, pun intended.
752
00:41:23,109 --> 00:41:24,525
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
753
00:41:25,836 --> 00:41:27,182
Must be Lizzie?
754
00:41:35,156 --> 00:41:38,297
When did Lizzie
get a flashlight?
755
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,480
[WHISPERS] Something's
wrong. We gotta move, come on.
756
00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:06,567
[KEYPAD BEEPS]
757
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,570
[DIGITAL BEEPING]
758
00:42:14,609 --> 00:42:17,957
And, uh, yeah, this is where
the magic happens.
759
00:42:18,061 --> 00:42:20,408
I don't really know what this
room... [MUFFLED SCREAMING]
760
00:42:20,511 --> 00:42:21,685
Shh.
761
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,929
Okay, we gotta hide. There
are people here with guns.
762
00:42:24,032 --> 00:42:25,112
[NERVOUSLY] The Mafia? Shh!
763
00:42:25,206 --> 00:42:27,001
No. They look
paramilitary to me.
764
00:42:27,104 --> 00:42:28,105
How could you tell?
765
00:42:28,209 --> 00:42:29,520
Equipment.
I saw a Sig Sauer MDX,
766
00:42:29,624 --> 00:42:32,040
Zev Dragonfly Glock 17,
Plate Carriers,
767
00:42:32,144 --> 00:42:33,663
and grenades.Wow.
768
00:42:33,766 --> 00:42:35,319
We gotta get Lizzie
and... [GASPS]
769
00:42:35,423 --> 00:42:37,114
Oh, my God, Lizzie.
770
00:42:37,218 --> 00:42:38,298
MAN: [ON PHONE]
I'm wearing a vest now,
771
00:42:38,322 --> 00:42:39,979
I'm really looking forward... Mm hmm.
772
00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:43,534
All right. Well, remember not to make
a big deal when you get here, okay?
773
00:42:43,638 --> 00:42:45,640
IRONS: The Guard's on
a mission in Japan. So...
774
00:42:45,744 --> 00:42:48,470
It looks like we just
missed him then.
775
00:42:48,574 --> 00:42:50,714
Let's get this object and
get the heck outta here.
776
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:52,405
Um...
777
00:42:52,509 --> 00:42:53,579
Looks like we got company.
778
00:42:53,683 --> 00:42:55,823
IRONS: Well, whoever it is,
it's not him.
779
00:42:55,926 --> 00:42:58,239
They might be after the
same thing we are, though, so...
780
00:42:58,342 --> 00:43:00,241
Let's make sure
they don't beat us to it.
781
00:43:00,344 --> 00:43:01,622
CHARLIE:
What are we gonna do?
782
00:43:01,725 --> 00:43:03,900
[WHISPERS] I have an idea.
We hide until Charlie's dad
783
00:43:04,003 --> 00:43:05,004
gets back and saves us.
784
00:43:05,108 --> 00:43:06,292
How long is he gone for again?
785
00:43:06,316 --> 00:43:07,707
He said he could be
a couple of days.
786
00:43:07,731 --> 00:43:09,053
[IN NORMAL VOICE] A couple
as in two or a couple as in ten?
787
00:43:09,077 --> 00:43:11,090
'Cause the human body
can survive three days... A couple
788
00:43:11,114 --> 00:43:12,460
literally means two.
789
00:43:12,563 --> 00:43:14,680
Guys, come on, Lizzie's up
there and we gotta help her.
790
00:43:14,704 --> 00:43:16,913
How? The only way
out is the elevator.
791
00:43:17,016 --> 00:43:18,994
The garage. That's where
the camper van came out of.
792
00:43:19,018 --> 00:43:20,710
There must be an
exit, right? Let's go.
793
00:43:20,813 --> 00:43:22,746
Whoever's down here,
we're gonna smoke 'em out.
794
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,645
You and Wisconsin
sweep the perimeter.Yeah.
795
00:43:24,748 --> 00:43:26,864
Jersey, you and Hawaii set
the signal jammer upstairs.
796
00:43:26,888 --> 00:43:28,348
Make sure no one's
hidin' out up there
797
00:43:28,372 --> 00:43:29,891
and no one takes
as much as a piss
798
00:43:29,995 --> 00:43:31,893
without talkin' to me
first, you got that?
799
00:43:31,997 --> 00:43:32,997
WISCONSIN: Copy that.
800
00:43:35,690 --> 00:43:36,795
Starting now.
801
00:43:36,898 --> 00:43:39,038
He's got one of those
little fancy Japanese toilet
802
00:43:39,142 --> 00:43:41,420
motion-sensor things
that spray the...
803
00:43:41,523 --> 00:43:43,180
Yeah. Get upstairs.
804
00:43:43,284 --> 00:43:44,744
Copy that. WISCONSIN: Move. Let's go!
805
00:43:44,768 --> 00:43:46,667
JERSEY: You heard him.
Let's move.
806
00:43:51,188 --> 00:43:53,294
Just text me when you're here
and I'll come outside.
807
00:43:56,159 --> 00:43:57,747
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Lockdown initiated.
808
00:43:58,264 --> 00:43:59,403
Hurry up!
809
00:43:59,507 --> 00:44:01,336
In five, four, three... BERGER: Go, go, go.
810
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,821
...two, one.
811
00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:06,732
WISCONSIN:
Did you hear that? Yeah.
812
00:44:06,756 --> 00:44:07,791
On me.
813
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:08,930
[WHISPERS]
Go back.
814
00:44:12,347 --> 00:44:13,728
Argon, we found the place.
815
00:44:13,832 --> 00:44:16,006
ARGON: And what? But we got a problem.
816
00:44:16,110 --> 00:44:17,318
Yeah, what is it?
817
00:44:17,421 --> 00:44:19,700
You'll wanna
get over here ASAP. I'm on my way.
818
00:44:23,082 --> 00:44:24,428
[GASPS]
819
00:44:32,678 --> 00:44:34,093
[PANTING]
820
00:45:03,019 --> 00:45:05,021
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Power source removed.
821
00:45:20,691 --> 00:45:22,210
Where are you hiding?
822
00:45:22,314 --> 00:45:23,729
[LIZZIE WHIMPERING]
823
00:45:29,079 --> 00:45:31,047
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Generating predictions.
824
00:45:38,779 --> 00:45:41,057
BERGER:
Charlie. Charlie.
825
00:45:41,954 --> 00:45:43,645
Charlie. Huh?
826
00:45:44,336 --> 00:45:46,614
MAYA: Come on!
827
00:45:46,717 --> 00:45:49,168
IRONS: Whoever is here,
I know you can hear me.
828
00:45:49,272 --> 00:45:52,723
We have this place locked down
so there is no escape.
829
00:45:52,827 --> 00:45:54,311
We've come
to retrieve an object,
830
00:45:54,415 --> 00:45:56,555
and we followed the
energy trail to this exact spot.
831
00:45:56,658 --> 00:45:58,212
So we know it's in here. The van.
832
00:45:58,315 --> 00:46:00,973
We came for the object, not
you, so you have a choice.
833
00:46:01,077 --> 00:46:03,907
You can just give it to us
and no harm will come to you.
834
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,910
Or you can get in our way
and you will be sorry.
835
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,532
Oh, no.
836
00:46:12,674 --> 00:46:14,573
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
837
00:46:20,510 --> 00:46:22,029
Where are these intruders?
838
00:46:22,132 --> 00:46:24,352
JERSEY: They're downstairs
and there's someone up here. A girl.
839
00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:25,549
What if she called the cops?
840
00:46:25,653 --> 00:46:27,758
Not possible. I set up
blockers around the house.
841
00:46:27,862 --> 00:46:29,381
Did you block every frequency?
842
00:46:29,484 --> 00:46:30,969
Does Sponge Bob live
in a pineapple?
843
00:46:34,351 --> 00:46:36,733
Looks like we might have to
get our hands dirty tonight.
844
00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:39,943
Hey, killing kids is not
a part of my contract.
845
00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:44,085
Hey, hey, hey, whoa. Who
said anything about killing kids?
846
00:46:44,189 --> 00:46:46,581
All right, we're gonna find her
and we're gonna scare her, right?
847
00:46:46,605 --> 00:46:48,779
Uh-huh.Good. 'Cause
I don't kill kids.
848
00:46:48,883 --> 00:46:50,574
No, totally, totally, totally.
849
00:46:50,678 --> 00:46:52,749
But, uh, what about adults?
850
00:46:52,853 --> 00:46:55,131
Adults are fine, right? Adults are fine.
851
00:46:55,234 --> 00:46:57,167
I kill adults
all the time. Yeah, exactly.
852
00:47:00,101 --> 00:47:01,275
One less adult.
853
00:47:07,315 --> 00:47:08,592
[FLOOR CREAKS]
854
00:47:10,249 --> 00:47:11,423
Freeze![GASPS]
855
00:47:11,526 --> 00:47:12,942
Who are you?
856
00:47:13,045 --> 00:47:16,221
I'm Lizzie McGonagle.
Elizabeth.
857
00:47:16,324 --> 00:47:18,154
And I'm 14 years old.
858
00:47:18,257 --> 00:47:19,638
And I look really mature,
859
00:47:19,741 --> 00:47:22,434
but I'm just starting to feel
comfortable in my own skin.
860
00:47:22,537 --> 00:47:24,712
And I'm too pretty to die, okay?
861
00:47:24,815 --> 00:47:26,127
I'm way too pretty to die
862
00:47:26,231 --> 00:47:28,612
and I don't know why
you guys wanna kill me.
863
00:47:28,716 --> 00:47:33,065
Because I'm so pretty and I have
so much more of life to live right now.
864
00:47:33,169 --> 00:47:35,999
You guys don't have as
much life to live as I do,
865
00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:38,346
and I really just don't want
you guys to kill me.
866
00:47:38,450 --> 00:47:39,796
Please don't kill me.
867
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:40,901
Shh.
868
00:47:42,557 --> 00:47:44,249
Please.[DOORBELL RINGS]
869
00:47:44,352 --> 00:47:46,009
Who is that?
870
00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:47,538
I don't know. ARGON: Did you call the cops?
871
00:47:47,562 --> 00:47:48,667
No! I swear.
872
00:47:48,770 --> 00:47:50,600
Did you order food? No, no, it's not food.
873
00:47:50,703 --> 00:47:52,783
There's pizza over there
It's DiGiorno, not delivery.
874
00:47:53,327 --> 00:47:54,604
Who is DiGiorno?
875
00:47:56,571 --> 00:47:57,731
Is that DiGiorno at the door?
876
00:47:57,814 --> 00:47:59,816
No! No.Who is DiGiorno?
877
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,025
I don't know why
you guys are here.
878
00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:02,923
Get her down here.
879
00:48:03,026 --> 00:48:04,372
"We came to
retrieve an object."
880
00:48:04,476 --> 00:48:05,522
BERGER: I think
he means that thing.
881
00:48:05,546 --> 00:48:06,927
Yes, obviously
he means that thing.
882
00:48:07,030 --> 00:48:08,687
Okay, where did you go? I don't know.
883
00:48:08,790 --> 00:48:10,240
It showed me things.
884
00:48:10,344 --> 00:48:11,483
Like a vision.
885
00:48:11,586 --> 00:48:12,863
Whatever it is, it's powerful.
886
00:48:12,967 --> 00:48:14,255
Well, whatever it is,
let's give it to them
887
00:48:14,279 --> 00:48:15,590
and get the hell out of here.
888
00:48:15,694 --> 00:48:17,568
What? No! It's not ours to
give, it belongs to my dad.
889
00:48:17,592 --> 00:48:20,123
Who cares? If we don't give 'em
that thing, they're gonna kill us.
890
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:22,149
Well, they still might
kill us even if we do.
891
00:48:22,252 --> 00:48:23,150
I don't trust militias.
892
00:48:23,253 --> 00:48:24,910
BERGER: Then there's
nothing we can do.
893
00:48:25,014 --> 00:48:27,016
Wrong. There is
something we can do.
894
00:48:27,499 --> 00:48:28,914
Defend ourselves!
895
00:48:29,846 --> 00:48:31,123
That's what I'm talking about.
896
00:48:35,714 --> 00:48:37,060
Okay, I lied to you guys.
897
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:38,924
Listen. It's just my date.[KNOCK ON DOOR]
898
00:48:39,028 --> 00:48:41,168
Please let me get rid of him.
He's not part of this.
899
00:48:41,271 --> 00:48:42,479
No one has to get hurt.
900
00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:46,000
Wait, wait. His parents
are both lawyers.
901
00:48:46,104 --> 00:48:47,968
I mean, one is just
a personal injury lawyer,
902
00:48:48,071 --> 00:48:49,531
but still, they'll come
looking for him
903
00:48:49,555 --> 00:48:51,316
and they'll call the police.
904
00:48:51,419 --> 00:48:54,871
You don't wanna deal with
an ambulance chaser, trust me.
905
00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:56,424
BOY: Lizzie! Cover the door.
906
00:48:56,528 --> 00:48:59,324
Wait, wait, wait. You have 60 seconds
to get rid of him.
907
00:48:59,427 --> 00:49:01,119
BOY: It's scary out here! Be cool.
908
00:49:02,499 --> 00:49:03,569
Hi.
909
00:49:03,673 --> 00:49:05,537
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
Bonsoir, ma cherie.
910
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,918
You look ravishing, as always.
911
00:49:08,022 --> 00:49:10,438
Uh, thanks,
Big Mac. Um, so...
912
00:49:10,542 --> 00:49:12,095
[WHISPERING GIBBERISH]
913
00:49:16,375 --> 00:49:17,859
What is that?
914
00:49:17,963 --> 00:49:19,551
Get help!
Call the cops. Get her inside.
915
00:49:19,654 --> 00:49:20,690
JERSEY: That's enough.
916
00:49:20,793 --> 00:49:22,209
Get in here.[BIG MAC YELPS]
917
00:49:22,312 --> 00:49:25,074
Looks like Eugene
just got his license.
918
00:49:25,177 --> 00:49:28,008
Um, can you not call me Eugene?
919
00:49:28,111 --> 00:49:30,182
He likes to be called Big Mac.
920
00:49:31,908 --> 00:49:33,461
Gun. What are you doing here?
921
00:49:33,565 --> 00:49:36,050
Well, what happened was,
922
00:49:36,154 --> 00:49:39,364
um, I came here
to pick up my date...
923
00:49:39,467 --> 00:49:40,710
Right. That's my date.
924
00:49:40,813 --> 00:49:43,126
And, it just so...
It happens that
925
00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:45,956
she has been hangin'
out with my brother
926
00:49:46,060 --> 00:49:49,029
and his friend,
[STAMMERING] Charlie.
927
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:51,376
That's why I'm here.
928
00:49:51,479 --> 00:49:56,898
So what happened was you [MIMICS
STAMMERING] came here to hang out
929
00:49:57,002 --> 00:49:59,901
with your girl who's also
hangin' out with your...
930
00:50:00,005 --> 00:50:00,868
Brother.
931
00:50:00,971 --> 00:50:03,146
Who then is hanging out with...
932
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,665
Charlie... Charlie,
933
00:50:04,768 --> 00:50:06,080
and his friends.
934
00:50:06,184 --> 00:50:08,255
You don't gotta make
fun of me, but yes.
935
00:50:08,531 --> 00:50:09,808
Perfect.
936
00:50:11,396 --> 00:50:12,845
Just kids, huh?
937
00:50:19,093 --> 00:50:20,750
Irons! When were
you gonna tell me
938
00:50:20,853 --> 00:50:22,417
you found The Guard's
secret headquarters?
939
00:50:22,441 --> 00:50:24,685
I wanted to wait till we
actually had the energy source.
940
00:50:24,788 --> 00:50:26,238
You were waiting.
So where is it?
941
00:50:26,342 --> 00:50:27,550
Missing.
942
00:50:27,653 --> 00:50:30,277
There's someone down here.
Could be security, militia...
943
00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:31,519
Militia?
944
00:50:31,623 --> 00:50:33,423
I mean, whoever it is,
they're highly evasive.
945
00:50:36,006 --> 00:50:38,492
Romeo and Juliet over here
are the teenage militia?
946
00:50:40,218 --> 00:50:41,460
Hi, guys.
947
00:50:41,564 --> 00:50:43,393
Defend ourselves?
948
00:50:43,497 --> 00:50:44,777
How do you expect us to do that?
949
00:50:44,877 --> 00:50:46,120
I have an idea.
950
00:50:46,224 --> 00:50:47,949
Have you guys heard
of guerilla warfare?
951
00:50:48,053 --> 00:50:49,434
Xbox or PS5?
952
00:50:49,537 --> 00:50:51,608
No, actual guerilla warfare.
953
00:50:51,712 --> 00:50:53,196
Using your weaknesses
as strengths?
954
00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:55,198
We're smaller than them,
but we're mobile.
955
00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:58,236
We have home field advantage
and a giant 3D printer.
956
00:50:58,339 --> 00:51:00,134
I say we get the gadgets,
957
00:51:00,238 --> 00:51:02,723
get scrappy,
and fight our way out.
958
00:51:02,826 --> 00:51:04,138
ARGON:
Is this thing on? Yeah.
959
00:51:04,242 --> 00:51:06,451
Hi, I'm looking for
a Charlie Kincaid.
960
00:51:06,554 --> 00:51:08,487
I got someone here
who'd like to say hi to you.
961
00:51:08,591 --> 00:51:11,421
LIZZIE: Charlie, these old guys
have guns! Do whatever they say.
962
00:51:11,870 --> 00:51:13,527
They got Lizzie.
963
00:51:13,630 --> 00:51:16,840
BIG MAC: Berger, hey, hey, man.
Look, if I die, I'm gonna kill you!
964
00:51:16,944 --> 00:51:17,979
ARGON: Dude, shut up.
965
00:51:18,083 --> 00:51:19,809
Give me the Source,
Charlie Kincaid,
966
00:51:19,912 --> 00:51:21,500
or I'll kill your friends.
You got it?
967
00:51:21,604 --> 00:51:22,674
BERGER: My brother's here.
968
00:51:22,777 --> 00:51:24,572
They're gonna kill
my brother. Give me that.
969
00:51:24,676 --> 00:51:26,885
Berger, I know you're
scared. I am, too.
970
00:51:26,988 --> 00:51:29,025
But we have a plan.
We can fight back.Shh.
971
00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:32,132
Come on, Charlie, you're not
exactly the action hero type.
972
00:51:32,235 --> 00:51:34,168
What am I then,
since you seem to know?
973
00:51:34,272 --> 00:51:37,344
You're a scaredy-cat. And you
know what? Scaredy-cat is good.
974
00:51:37,447 --> 00:51:39,529
Guys. But this is not the time
to play hero cat, okay?
975
00:51:39,553 --> 00:51:40,933
Stick to scaredy-cat. MAYA: Shh!
976
00:51:41,037 --> 00:51:43,626
This coming from a guy
who's scared to leave the house
977
00:51:43,729 --> 00:51:44,937
without a backup inhaler?
978
00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:48,631
With all the asthma, the
celiacs, the tubs of Flonase?
979
00:51:48,734 --> 00:51:50,126
Guys, come on.
You guys are friends.
980
00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,082
We're risking our lives
for that rock
981
00:51:52,186 --> 00:51:54,026
so you can prove to your
dad how brave you are.
982
00:51:54,050 --> 00:51:55,638
But guess what?
He doesn't care.
983
00:51:55,741 --> 00:51:56,821
He cares more about his job
984
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,365
than he cares about his own son.
985
00:52:00,470 --> 00:52:01,609
[GRUNTS]
986
00:52:03,646 --> 00:52:05,475
MAYA: Guys, stop fighting.
987
00:52:06,925 --> 00:52:08,754
Hey, stop it. You idiots.
988
00:52:08,858 --> 00:52:10,653
This isn't the time for
airing of grievances!
989
00:52:10,756 --> 00:52:12,206
Now let's work together.
990
00:52:12,310 --> 00:52:16,003
No way. I'd rather go Han
Solo than be teamed up with you.
991
00:52:24,598 --> 00:52:26,289
[MUFFLED] His parents
are lawyers.
992
00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:27,670
IRONS: Where is Hawaii?
993
00:52:27,773 --> 00:52:30,604
Busy. Just focus on
finding the Source.
994
00:52:31,881 --> 00:52:33,193
You heard him,
guys. Move out.
995
00:52:33,296 --> 00:52:36,057
You, too. Jersey's
gonna babysit.
996
00:52:49,864 --> 00:52:51,763
WISCONSIN: We're clear.
997
00:52:51,866 --> 00:52:53,266
VIRGINIA:
Let's check the next room.
998
00:52:58,114 --> 00:52:59,391
AUTOMATED VOICE: Low power.
999
00:52:59,495 --> 00:53:02,014
[WHISPERING]
This one's dead, too. They're all dead.
1000
00:53:02,118 --> 00:53:03,844
IRONS: Virginia,
what's your status?
1001
00:53:03,947 --> 00:53:05,328
Have you found anything?
1002
00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:06,432
Damn.
1003
00:53:07,986 --> 00:53:09,850
Nothin'. And the power
source isn't here.
1004
00:53:10,506 --> 00:53:11,506
Find it, please.
1005
00:53:12,853 --> 00:53:14,372
Time for phase two? Yep.
1006
00:53:15,821 --> 00:53:17,247
ARGON: I can't wait
to blow this place up.
1007
00:53:17,271 --> 00:53:18,445
Seriously, I hate this place.
1008
00:53:19,687 --> 00:53:21,310
Watch the kiddies.Yeah.
1009
00:53:25,866 --> 00:53:28,248
A fanny pack?
[SCOFFS]
1010
00:53:37,429 --> 00:53:39,431
What can he say?
He looks like a baby.
1011
00:53:39,535 --> 00:53:41,582
Sweet. Quarter. He hasn't even hit
his growth spurt...
1012
00:53:41,606 --> 00:53:42,676
[SQUEALS]
1013
00:53:45,195 --> 00:53:46,507
[GROANING]
1014
00:53:50,753 --> 00:53:51,961
I just killed someone.
1015
00:53:55,102 --> 00:53:56,655
AUTOMATED VOICE: Charging.
1016
00:53:58,588 --> 00:54:01,867
This is it. This is The
Guard's energy source.
1017
00:54:01,971 --> 00:54:05,215
You literally gave a
presentation about this yesterday.
1018
00:54:05,319 --> 00:54:07,563
Ms. Squint owes me
an apology.
1019
00:54:07,666 --> 00:54:09,806
Do you think I could win
a Nobel Prize from this?
1020
00:54:09,910 --> 00:54:11,429
I don't think so. BERGER: Hey!
1021
00:54:12,395 --> 00:54:15,295
Who's the hero-cat now,
buttmunchers?
1022
00:54:21,542 --> 00:54:23,441
Sorry about what
I said back there.
1023
00:54:23,544 --> 00:54:25,305
Your ailments aren't
what make you weak,
1024
00:54:25,408 --> 00:54:27,514
they're actually what
makes you strong.
1025
00:54:27,617 --> 00:54:29,239
And I'm sorry
I punched you.[SIGHS]
1026
00:54:29,343 --> 00:54:31,863
BERGER: That was
a really good apology.
1027
00:54:31,966 --> 00:54:33,727
I wasn't ready to forgive you.
1028
00:54:33,830 --> 00:54:35,867
I planned on throwing
way more shade.
1029
00:54:35,970 --> 00:54:38,076
But, I'm sorry, too.
1030
00:54:40,872 --> 00:54:41,976
[GRUNTS]
1031
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,669
Hey, I think I saw this
guy on TV yesterday.
1032
00:54:44,772 --> 00:54:46,015
Mm-mm.
1033
00:54:46,118 --> 00:54:47,499
[MUFFLED]
Wait, wait, no, no.
1034
00:54:47,603 --> 00:54:48,638
[GROANS]
1035
00:54:50,399 --> 00:54:51,710
[PANTING]
1036
00:54:52,401 --> 00:54:53,609
Hey, how old are you guys?
1037
00:54:53,712 --> 00:54:55,645
Eighteen.Fourteen.
1038
00:54:55,749 --> 00:54:58,165
ARGON: It's just you guys down
here? We'll ask the questions.
1039
00:54:58,268 --> 00:55:00,512
I say we torture him
to get info.
1040
00:55:00,616 --> 00:55:01,789
[LAUGHING]
1041
00:55:04,136 --> 00:55:05,424
And how do you plan
on torturin' me?
1042
00:55:05,448 --> 00:55:07,623
Are you gonna tickle torture me?
1043
00:55:07,726 --> 00:55:08,806
Like what are you gonna do?
1044
00:55:14,181 --> 00:55:15,424
Dude, that was too long!
1045
00:55:15,527 --> 00:55:17,115
Does that feel
like tickle torture?
1046
00:55:17,218 --> 00:55:18,437
That thing's amazing.
Ya wanna sell it?
1047
00:55:18,461 --> 00:55:19,876
You wanna see it again? No, no!
1048
00:55:19,980 --> 00:55:21,878
No, no, no.
You know, okay.
1049
00:55:21,982 --> 00:55:23,880
What do you guys
wanna know? Everything.
1050
00:55:23,984 --> 00:55:26,124
Okay, that thing?
That glowing thing?
1051
00:55:26,227 --> 00:55:27,988
That thing's highly
advanced technology.
1052
00:55:28,091 --> 00:55:30,370
It's like otherworldly
technology.
1053
00:55:30,473 --> 00:55:33,234
"Otherworldly" as in aliens?
1054
00:55:35,305 --> 00:55:36,583
Yeah.
1055
00:55:36,686 --> 00:55:39,689
That's what "otherworldly"
means, it's not from this world.
1056
00:55:39,793 --> 00:55:42,278
No way. That thing is
clearly designed for humans.
1057
00:55:42,382 --> 00:55:44,280
No, that's because it
adapts to its environment.
1058
00:55:44,384 --> 00:55:46,420
It's a world builder. It
created this entire place!
1059
00:55:46,524 --> 00:55:49,458
I mean, do you think The
Guard built this? Not without that.
1060
00:55:49,561 --> 00:55:50,666
Why do you want it?
1061
00:55:50,769 --> 00:55:53,979
Because I think that
The Guard has only unlocked
1062
00:55:54,083 --> 00:55:56,326
a fraction of its potential.
1063
00:55:56,430 --> 00:55:57,870
And you wanna
make weapons out of it.
1064
00:55:57,914 --> 00:55:59,088
Ya know what I want it for?
1065
00:55:59,191 --> 00:56:02,091
I wanna use it so I can
solve the world's problems.
1066
00:56:02,194 --> 00:56:03,713
So why not tell that
to my dad, huh?
1067
00:56:03,817 --> 00:56:07,234
You know how many times I've
been on TV asking for his help?
1068
00:56:07,337 --> 00:56:09,995
And you know what?
I got ghosted.
1069
00:56:10,099 --> 00:56:11,687
I'm familiar with the feeling.
1070
00:56:11,790 --> 00:56:14,517
And your dad's being, like,
so selfish right now.
1071
00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:17,002
He just wants that
technology all to himself!
1072
00:56:17,106 --> 00:56:18,314
I want to share it.
1073
00:56:19,039 --> 00:56:20,696
Huh?
1074
00:56:20,799 --> 00:56:22,905
Who's the bad guy here?
1075
00:56:23,008 --> 00:56:25,217
You are. You guys look
like smart kids.
1076
00:56:25,321 --> 00:56:27,427
Just give me the orb
and I'll let you guys go.
1077
00:56:27,530 --> 00:56:29,705
I don't trust him. No way.
1078
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:31,810
I'm giving you my word.
1079
00:56:33,363 --> 00:56:35,607
Hey, Charlie. Come here.
1080
00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:39,439
Hey, man.
1081
00:56:41,302 --> 00:56:43,788
Now's your chance to be a hero.
1082
00:56:43,891 --> 00:56:46,376
You know? Dude,
don't do it for me.
1083
00:56:47,067 --> 00:56:48,413
Do it for her.
1084
00:56:50,311 --> 00:56:52,244
I mean, there's definitely
a vibe there.
1085
00:56:53,349 --> 00:56:55,558
Do you think? There's no vibe, Charlie.
1086
00:56:57,284 --> 00:56:59,493
It's hot. It's too hot.
1087
00:56:59,597 --> 00:57:01,184
It's gotten...
It's uncomfortable.
1088
00:57:02,185 --> 00:57:03,393
Don't listen to him.
1089
00:57:10,159 --> 00:57:11,574
JACK: Hey, Lily,
how you doin'?
1090
00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:12,931
LILY: Hey, I was just
callin' to see how it's goin'.
1091
00:57:12,955 --> 00:57:14,128
Did you talk?
1092
00:57:14,232 --> 00:57:17,166
Yeah, I had a talk.
I didn't have the talk.
1093
00:57:17,269 --> 00:57:20,652
To be honest, I just
don't think he's ready.
1094
00:57:20,756 --> 00:57:23,379
Jack, I'm so sick
of this superhero shtick.
1095
00:57:23,483 --> 00:57:25,381
Listen, if you wanna
be close to him,
1096
00:57:25,485 --> 00:57:27,245
then you have to
let him in, okay?
1097
00:57:27,348 --> 00:57:29,040
Yeah, you gotta let him in.
1098
00:57:29,143 --> 00:57:30,386
Just put Charlie on.
1099
00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:33,423
Okay. Put him on where?
1100
00:57:33,527 --> 00:57:35,287
What do you mean?
Put him on the phone.
1101
00:57:35,391 --> 00:57:36,944
He hasn't picked up
any of my calls.
1102
00:57:38,325 --> 00:57:40,258
Right, 'cause he's not with you.
1103
00:57:42,260 --> 00:57:43,503
Oh, shoot.
1104
00:57:43,606 --> 00:57:44,469
What?
1105
00:57:44,573 --> 00:57:45,688
Because you haven't seen him
1106
00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:47,886
since you dropped him off
at my house.
1107
00:57:48,438 --> 00:57:49,301
Dang it!
1108
00:57:49,405 --> 00:57:51,925
Okay, wait, where is Charlie?
1109
00:57:52,028 --> 00:57:53,685
He's right where you left him.
1110
00:57:53,789 --> 00:57:54,789
Okay, but...
1111
00:58:06,974 --> 00:58:08,424
CHARLIE:
We have your boss.
1112
00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:11,772
We're a super tough gang of
mercenaries, way tougher than you.
1113
00:58:11,876 --> 00:58:15,465
Meet us downstairs
for an exchange, losers.
1114
00:58:27,961 --> 00:58:29,100
Get up.
1115
00:58:29,203 --> 00:58:31,003
LIZZIE: Hey, stop!
JERSEY: God, you're strong.
1116
00:58:31,067 --> 00:58:33,000
LIZZIE: Take it easy.
1117
00:58:33,104 --> 00:58:36,245
We give you the Source,
and you let us go, right?
1118
00:58:36,348 --> 00:58:38,316
All of us.Abso... Yes.
1119
00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:42,768
You sure?
1120
00:58:49,845 --> 00:58:50,880
[SIGHS]
1121
00:58:52,641 --> 00:58:54,677
All right, now release
our friends.
1122
00:58:57,128 --> 00:58:58,681
BERGER: Come on,
just let 'em go.
1123
00:59:05,032 --> 00:59:08,484
What are you doin' here?
I'm picking up my date.
1124
00:59:08,588 --> 00:59:11,107
Really, Lizzie? This is
the older guy? My brother?
1125
00:59:11,211 --> 00:59:14,386
How could you? Oh, I have no autonomy
in my own decisions?
1126
00:59:14,490 --> 00:59:16,388
You know what?
You both betrayed me.
1127
00:59:16,492 --> 00:59:18,045
Betrayed? I didn't
know you liked her.
1128
00:59:18,149 --> 00:59:19,840
Charlie, give me the Source.
1129
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:23,706
Oh, come on.
1130
00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,881
I'm gonna keep it safe,
I promise.
1131
00:59:26,502 --> 00:59:28,608
Hey. Be a hero.
1132
00:59:42,138 --> 00:59:43,553
Come on.
1133
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:48,386
Thanks, buddy.
1134
00:59:50,043 --> 00:59:51,043
It's beautiful.
1135
00:59:52,701 --> 00:59:53,460
Lock 'em up.
1136
00:59:53,563 --> 00:59:55,048
Put your hands up! What?
1137
00:59:59,190 --> 01:00:00,536
You lied to us?
1138
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,090
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Business, man.
1139
01:00:03,608 --> 01:00:04,644
Hey.
1140
01:00:06,749 --> 01:00:08,693
Let's keep it under wraps
till we get it to the lab.
1141
01:00:08,717 --> 01:00:11,236
You mean after
we show the public.
1142
01:00:11,340 --> 01:00:13,135
Ansel, we're not
hiding this anymore.
1143
01:00:13,238 --> 01:00:15,527
Well, no, no, of course. We're
gonna share it with the world.
1144
01:00:15,551 --> 01:00:18,450
Of course we are. But we don't
want it to fall into the wrong hands.
1145
01:00:18,554 --> 01:00:20,901
We can't just turn this over
without proper analysis.
1146
01:00:21,005 --> 01:00:23,697
Can you imagine that? Who
would we want to turn it over to?
1147
01:00:23,801 --> 01:00:24,905
Right? Wait.
1148
01:00:25,665 --> 01:00:27,667
Wait, what? It's fake.
1149
01:00:27,770 --> 01:00:28,771
It's a fake!
1150
01:00:29,116 --> 01:00:30,359
Charlie!
1151
01:00:31,222 --> 01:00:32,582
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Emergency shutoff.
1152
01:00:32,637 --> 01:00:34,339
CHARLIE: Just business!
ARGON: Get back here!
1153
01:00:34,363 --> 01:00:35,985
Now! WISCONSIN: What the hell?
1154
01:00:36,089 --> 01:00:38,370
CHARLIE: Go, go, go! WISCONSIN: Who's got
eyes on the kid?
1155
01:00:41,094 --> 01:00:42,405
There's only one exit.
1156
01:00:42,509 --> 01:00:43,728
CHARLIE: Let's get to
the elevator, come on.
1157
01:00:43,752 --> 01:00:45,581
BERGER: Don't tell 'em
where we're going.
1158
01:00:46,271 --> 01:00:47,271
MAYA: Watch out!
1159
01:00:47,341 --> 01:00:48,653
Grenade!
1160
01:00:50,655 --> 01:00:51,656
[GASPS]
1161
01:00:55,591 --> 01:00:57,800
No!
1162
01:01:09,881 --> 01:01:11,711
[EXHALES] Gotcha.
1163
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:14,852
Charlie, we're free!
Let's go!
1164
01:01:16,405 --> 01:01:18,372
Not without the Source.
1165
01:01:18,476 --> 01:01:20,064
ARGON:
Jersey, toss it to me.
1166
01:01:20,167 --> 01:01:21,444
CHARLIE: Hey, Argon!
1167
01:01:22,376 --> 01:01:24,171
Playtime's over, kids!
1168
01:01:24,275 --> 01:01:26,553
We're not kids! We're young adults.
1169
01:01:26,656 --> 01:01:28,969
And playtime has just begun.
1170
01:01:29,729 --> 01:01:30,833
Hear!
1171
01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:31,972
Go get 'em.
1172
01:01:36,252 --> 01:01:37,667
JERSEY: Catch. ARGON: Toss it.
1173
01:01:42,189 --> 01:01:43,535
[BOTH YELLING]
1174
01:01:47,022 --> 01:01:48,057
ARGON: Get it, get it!
1175
01:01:53,476 --> 01:01:54,684
Shoot 'em!
1176
01:01:56,307 --> 01:01:57,584
Nonlethal!
1177
01:01:57,687 --> 01:01:59,206
Well, they were shooting at us!
1178
01:01:59,310 --> 01:02:01,174
Nobody touches the 'fro.
1179
01:02:03,901 --> 01:02:04,901
Go!
1180
01:02:04,936 --> 01:02:06,869
Lizzie! The Source!
1181
01:02:16,430 --> 01:02:17,638
VIRGINIA: Come here!
1182
01:02:19,813 --> 01:02:20,918
[GROANS]
1183
01:02:21,021 --> 01:02:22,540
Bon voyage!
1184
01:02:28,028 --> 01:02:29,028
Charlie!
1185
01:02:30,272 --> 01:02:31,445
Hurry up!
1186
01:02:31,549 --> 01:02:32,964
Charlie, run!
1187
01:02:40,869 --> 01:02:41,904
Come on out.
1188
01:02:42,629 --> 01:02:43,975
I said, come out!
1189
01:02:56,298 --> 01:02:57,506
Nailed it.
1190
01:03:12,728 --> 01:03:14,040
Gimme that ball, little boy.
1191
01:03:17,491 --> 01:03:18,572
AUTOMATED VOICE: Malfunction.
1192
01:03:18,596 --> 01:03:20,115
Get outta the way, whopper.
1193
01:03:20,218 --> 01:03:21,841
Over my dead body.
1194
01:03:23,118 --> 01:03:24,188
No!
1195
01:03:26,086 --> 01:03:27,639
I said gimme that ball.
1196
01:03:29,607 --> 01:03:31,057
What are you doin'?
1197
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:32,334
Getting out of the way.
1198
01:03:32,437 --> 01:03:33,437
For what?
1199
01:03:33,507 --> 01:03:34,992
[MAYA GRUNTS]
1200
01:03:36,131 --> 01:03:38,581
Her.Okay. Let's get
to the elevator.
1201
01:03:53,148 --> 01:03:54,874
You shot at a kid!
1202
01:03:58,222 --> 01:03:59,637
Young adult.
1203
01:04:04,262 --> 01:04:05,643
[GROANS]
1204
01:04:06,195 --> 01:04:07,058
Hole in one.
1205
01:04:07,162 --> 01:04:08,715
Berger! Berger! Let's go!
1206
01:04:08,818 --> 01:04:10,751
Let's... Now. Right now.
Let's get...
1207
01:04:11,304 --> 01:04:13,133
Hey! Eugene?
1208
01:04:19,243 --> 01:04:20,243
What did you call me?
1209
01:04:21,521 --> 01:04:22,521
No.
1210
01:04:22,591 --> 01:04:25,145
[IN SING-SONG VOICE]
Yoo-hoo. Eugene.
1211
01:04:28,010 --> 01:04:29,184
Eugene.
1212
01:04:29,874 --> 01:04:31,772
[GASPS]
1213
01:04:31,876 --> 01:04:35,052
I told you don't call me Eugene.
1214
01:04:35,155 --> 01:04:36,225
Attack!
1215
01:04:39,677 --> 01:04:42,542
Yeah. Take that. Take that.
1216
01:04:42,645 --> 01:04:44,889
Do not mess with
the Berger brothers.
1217
01:04:47,374 --> 01:04:49,204
Are you ready?
1218
01:04:49,307 --> 01:04:50,826
Big Mac Attack on the scene!
1219
01:04:53,035 --> 01:04:54,657
I just did that.
My hand kinda...
1220
01:04:54,761 --> 01:04:56,487
I'm a superhero now, right? You're great.
1221
01:04:56,590 --> 01:04:58,006
CHARLIE: Let's get
to the elevator.
1222
01:05:00,698 --> 01:05:02,113
[CHARLIE YELLS]
1223
01:05:07,739 --> 01:05:09,189
BERGER: No, no!
Let go of me! No!
1224
01:05:09,293 --> 01:05:10,190
Come here! Let go of me.
1225
01:05:10,294 --> 01:05:11,295
Charlie... Let's go.
1226
01:05:11,398 --> 01:05:13,193
Charlie. We'll press charges!
1227
01:05:13,297 --> 01:05:14,417
IRONS: You fought well, kid.
1228
01:05:15,609 --> 01:05:16,956
Now hand it over.
1229
01:05:17,059 --> 01:05:18,716
I'm not gonna let you
steal from my dad.
1230
01:05:18,819 --> 01:05:20,683
Whatever he's told you is a lie.
1231
01:05:20,787 --> 01:05:21,798
Charlie, I don't know
if you've noticed,
1232
01:05:21,822 --> 01:05:23,238
that's kinda your dad's thing.
1233
01:05:23,341 --> 01:05:24,377
Lying.
1234
01:05:25,205 --> 01:05:26,448
Isn't it?
1235
01:05:26,551 --> 01:05:28,667
He ever tell you anything
about what happened that night
1236
01:05:28,691 --> 01:05:30,038
when we found the Source?
1237
01:05:30,555 --> 01:05:31,763
Hmm?
1238
01:05:31,867 --> 01:05:34,042
He mention that I was
right there with him?
1239
01:05:34,145 --> 01:05:35,916
That's me, I'm the guy
who got his face blown off
1240
01:05:35,940 --> 01:05:38,598
so your dad can run around
pretendin' he's some damn hero.
1241
01:05:38,701 --> 01:05:40,324
Where are you goin'?
1242
01:05:40,427 --> 01:05:41,497
Stop running. No!
1243
01:05:41,601 --> 01:05:43,154
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1244
01:05:43,258 --> 01:05:46,399
You're a liar! That didn't
happen! He found it.
1245
01:05:46,502 --> 01:05:48,642
Humanity was given a gift
from the stars that night
1246
01:05:48,746 --> 01:05:50,748
and your father
stole it for himself.
1247
01:05:51,645 --> 01:05:53,233
No.
1248
01:05:53,337 --> 01:05:55,270
You don't really know
your dad, do you?
1249
01:05:57,444 --> 01:05:59,136
And you think your dad's a hero?
1250
01:06:00,551 --> 01:06:03,036
Not if you saw what I saw, kid.
1251
01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:05,004
No! No.AUTOMATED VOICE:
Generating vision.
1252
01:06:11,734 --> 01:06:13,012
ARGON: Bravo!
1253
01:06:13,115 --> 01:06:14,565
Bravo!
1254
01:06:14,668 --> 01:06:16,084
I never doubted
you for a second.
1255
01:06:17,188 --> 01:06:18,327
[LAUGHS]
1256
01:06:19,846 --> 01:06:21,330
All right,
now bring it down here.
1257
01:06:21,744 --> 01:06:22,952
And the kid.
1258
01:06:23,539 --> 01:06:24,885
Let's go.
1259
01:06:30,443 --> 01:06:31,483
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Power low.
1260
01:06:32,445 --> 01:06:33,446
Dang it!
1261
01:06:36,552 --> 01:06:39,417
I never doubted you for
a second, not one second.
1262
01:06:39,521 --> 01:06:41,441
That's why you tried to
fire me yesterday, right?
1263
01:06:41,488 --> 01:06:43,249
What do we do with the rugrats?
1264
01:06:43,352 --> 01:06:44,352
Get rid of 'em.
1265
01:06:45,527 --> 01:06:46,562
What?
1266
01:06:46,666 --> 01:06:48,357
Murder wasn't part
of the plan, Ansel.
1267
01:06:50,601 --> 01:06:51,809
Give it to me.
1268
01:06:56,607 --> 01:06:57,953
Don't move, Irons.
1269
01:07:06,168 --> 01:07:07,168
Nice, huh?
1270
01:07:10,793 --> 01:07:12,071
Whoa, my watch!
1271
01:07:19,561 --> 01:07:20,562
Go!
1272
01:07:28,017 --> 01:07:29,778
LIZZIE: Blast it! Blast
it! BERGER: Big Mac!
1273
01:07:29,881 --> 01:07:31,055
Gross! BERGER: Blast it!
1274
01:07:31,159 --> 01:07:32,643
LIZZIE: Blast it! BERGER: Big Mac!
1275
01:07:32,746 --> 01:07:34,714
Blast it!
1276
01:07:34,817 --> 01:07:36,347
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Portal connection broken.
1277
01:07:36,371 --> 01:07:37,371
Put your hands up!
1278
01:07:37,441 --> 01:07:38,649
Yeah, put your hands up!
1279
01:07:38,752 --> 01:07:40,168
Where's the other portal?
1280
01:07:41,514 --> 01:07:43,067
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
1281
01:07:45,034 --> 01:07:46,588
Who the heck are you?
1282
01:07:46,691 --> 01:07:50,039
Whoa, whoa, don't shoot!
Don't shoot.
1283
01:07:50,143 --> 01:07:53,353
I'm just the IT guy. I was
alerted to a security breach?
1284
01:07:56,529 --> 01:07:59,014
I didn't know it was
Zero Dark Thirty in here.
1285
01:07:59,118 --> 01:08:00,750
Hey, what are you doing?
Stay right there!
1286
01:08:00,774 --> 01:08:02,707
Let me come down
'cause there's a weird echo.
1287
01:08:02,811 --> 01:08:04,099
So we're not shouting
at each other.
1288
01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:06,228
What? It's all these echoes,
it's a big space.
1289
01:08:06,332 --> 01:08:07,747
Okay, yeah, there is an echo.
1290
01:08:07,850 --> 01:08:09,966
I've been tellin' the guy, he's
gotta work on the acoustics.
1291
01:08:09,990 --> 01:08:11,199
Is that him?
Is that The Guard?
1292
01:08:11,302 --> 01:08:14,409
And the cell phone service
is terrible.
1293
01:08:14,512 --> 01:08:17,929
Well, I shouldn't say terrible.
It's not where I want it to be.
1294
01:08:18,033 --> 01:08:20,346
I'm gonna work on that. Is that The Guard?
1295
01:08:20,449 --> 01:08:23,452
As of right now, you're not
getting the push notifications
1296
01:08:23,556 --> 01:08:24,729
and some of the alerts,
1297
01:08:24,833 --> 01:08:26,500
although sometimes people
like getting rid of 'em.
1298
01:08:26,524 --> 01:08:27,870
Can you hurry up?
1299
01:08:27,974 --> 01:08:29,286
Let's turn down the temperature.
1300
01:08:29,389 --> 01:08:31,598
JACK: You guys are freakin'
me out with these guns.
1301
01:08:34,739 --> 01:08:36,672
Okay, are you The Guard?
1302
01:08:36,776 --> 01:08:39,606
No. I'm definitely
not The Guard.
1303
01:08:39,710 --> 01:08:40,745
I just work for him.
1304
01:08:40,849 --> 01:08:43,921
I'm more of a Luigi
than a Mario.
1305
01:08:44,024 --> 01:08:48,408
But you need firmware or cyber
security and I'm your Huckleberry.
1306
01:08:48,512 --> 01:08:51,066
Okay, then how would you
deal with DDoS malware?
1307
01:08:51,170 --> 01:08:53,965
Ya probably wanna hit it with
a little anti-DDoS malware.
1308
01:08:54,069 --> 01:08:55,553
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
1309
01:08:55,657 --> 01:08:56,658
Check his purse.
1310
01:08:56,761 --> 01:08:57,761
What's in the fanny pack?
1311
01:08:57,831 --> 01:08:59,108
Can anybody say front butt?
1312
01:08:59,212 --> 01:09:01,180
Nothing, just fanny pack stuff.
1313
01:09:01,283 --> 01:09:04,217
I mean, I got some,
you know, lip balm,
1314
01:09:04,321 --> 01:09:06,219
sunglasses, hand sanitizer...
1315
01:09:06,323 --> 01:09:07,323
Open it.
1316
01:09:08,566 --> 01:09:09,567
Slowly.
1317
01:09:23,478 --> 01:09:26,170
Yeah, it's a fanny pack.
I mean, see?
1318
01:09:27,136 --> 01:09:28,137
Oh, and some gum.
1319
01:09:28,241 --> 01:09:29,553
He's got a gun![YELPS]
1320
01:09:53,853 --> 01:09:54,968
You okay? You okay? Yeah. Yes.
1321
01:09:54,992 --> 01:09:56,272
Stay back, stay back! Dad, we...
1322
01:09:56,373 --> 01:09:58,167
Listen, Charlie,
I got somethin' to tell you.
1323
01:09:58,271 --> 01:09:59,800
Yeah, Dad, Dad... This may come
as a shock...
1324
01:09:59,824 --> 01:10:01,032
Charlie, please!
1325
01:10:01,688 --> 01:10:03,000
I am The Guard.
1326
01:10:03,103 --> 01:10:04,726
Oh, my God, really?
1327
01:10:04,829 --> 01:10:06,348
Okay, we'll talk more
about it later.
1328
01:10:13,182 --> 01:10:15,633
VIRGINIA: What is that?
1329
01:10:15,737 --> 01:10:17,152
Get the other fanny pack!
1330
01:10:21,432 --> 01:10:22,892
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Power level critical.
1331
01:10:22,916 --> 01:10:24,987
Dang it!
The suit's outta power.
1332
01:10:25,091 --> 01:10:27,473
You could a chosen anything
and you chose a fanny pack?
1333
01:10:27,576 --> 01:10:28,612
It's practical.
1334
01:10:28,715 --> 01:10:29,820
Hey, guys, we're clear.
1335
01:10:29,923 --> 01:10:31,235
One, two!
1336
01:10:31,649 --> 01:10:32,649
Go!
1337
01:10:35,066 --> 01:10:36,240
Okay, here's the plan.
1338
01:10:36,344 --> 01:10:37,873
We're gonna get
you guys to the elevator,
1339
01:10:37,897 --> 01:10:39,519
then I'm gonna grab the Source,
1340
01:10:39,623 --> 01:10:40,900
recharge the suit.Dad...
1341
01:10:41,003 --> 01:10:42,464
What? A little thing
about the Source...
1342
01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:43,968
No, wait, Charlie,
please! Look at me.
1343
01:10:44,041 --> 01:10:45,501
Charlie, please tell me
they don't have the Source.
1344
01:10:45,525 --> 01:10:47,424
He doesn't. Yeah,
we made sure of that.
1345
01:10:47,527 --> 01:10:48,701
Great.Yeah.
1346
01:10:48,804 --> 01:10:50,299
Charlie employed a
classic diversionary tactic.
1347
01:10:50,323 --> 01:10:52,128
He printed a decoy Source
and fooled all the mercenaries.
1348
01:10:52,152 --> 01:10:53,947
Really? It was pretty cool.
1349
01:10:54,879 --> 01:10:55,984
That does sound cool.
1350
01:10:56,087 --> 01:10:57,606
Mr. Kincaid,
sorry to interrupt,
1351
01:10:57,710 --> 01:10:59,308
and I actually think fanny packs
are having a moment right now...
1352
01:10:59,332 --> 01:11:00,540
Thank you. Why just the glove?
1353
01:11:00,644 --> 01:11:02,680
Why not the whole
suit?'Cause I ran outta power.
1354
01:11:02,784 --> 01:11:04,417
Ya can't get the whole suit
without the power,
1355
01:11:04,441 --> 01:11:05,787
that's why I just got the glove.
1356
01:11:05,890 --> 01:11:07,306
Okay, so who's got the Source?
1357
01:11:08,272 --> 01:11:09,342
I threw it in a portal.
1358
01:11:09,446 --> 01:11:11,171
And I kinda zapped it
and it's gone.
1359
01:11:11,275 --> 01:11:13,519
Portal? What do you mean,
"zapped it"?
1360
01:11:14,382 --> 01:11:15,452
[GROANS]
1361
01:11:15,555 --> 01:11:16,660
CHARLIE: No!
1362
01:11:18,144 --> 01:11:19,604
MAYA: Mr. Kincaid! BERGER: Mr. Kincaid!
1363
01:11:19,628 --> 01:11:20,628
Dad! LIZZIE: No.
1364
01:11:20,698 --> 01:11:22,493
[KUNGFU SOUNDS]
1365
01:11:22,597 --> 01:11:24,540
ARGON: Hidin' the suit
in a fanny pack, huh?[JACK GROANS]
1366
01:11:24,564 --> 01:11:25,565
CHARLIE: God. Dad!
1367
01:11:25,669 --> 01:11:26,946
Clever.
1368
01:11:27,049 --> 01:11:28,475
You think that it
only works for you?
1369
01:11:28,499 --> 01:11:31,606
You're not special.
You're not the chosen one.
1370
01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:33,849
The truth is,
1371
01:11:33,953 --> 01:11:36,404
you're the recipient
of dumb luck.
1372
01:11:36,507 --> 01:11:40,442
Yeah, you got the suit, but
you don't have the swagger.
1373
01:11:44,895 --> 01:11:46,517
You don't think I got swagger?
1374
01:11:50,487 --> 01:11:51,487
[FARTS]
1375
01:11:53,179 --> 01:11:54,629
Where's the Source?
1376
01:11:54,732 --> 01:11:56,216
I'll never tell you.
1377
01:11:59,634 --> 01:12:00,773
[LIZZIE SCREAMING]
1378
01:12:00,876 --> 01:12:02,119
It's at school in my locker!
1379
01:12:02,222 --> 01:12:04,155
Berger! Grab the kid.
Let's get outta here.
1380
01:12:04,259 --> 01:12:05,812
I'm changin' the access codes.
1381
01:12:06,813 --> 01:12:07,883
Come on!
1382
01:12:07,987 --> 01:12:08,850
LIZZIE: No, leave him alone! MAYA: Berger!
1383
01:12:08,953 --> 01:12:09,989
Dad?
1384
01:12:10,092 --> 01:12:11,508
[GROANING]
1385
01:12:13,302 --> 01:12:14,787
Dad!
1386
01:12:14,890 --> 01:12:16,823
[EXHALES]
Swagger, damn.
1387
01:12:16,927 --> 01:12:18,963
What does he know about swagger?
1388
01:12:19,067 --> 01:12:20,347
Ya know what,
set the nano bombs.
1389
01:12:20,379 --> 01:12:22,381
And give us enough time
to clear the blast area.
1390
01:12:22,484 --> 01:12:23,554
Uh-huh.
1391
01:12:33,150 --> 01:12:34,358
Did you just graze me?
1392
01:12:35,221 --> 01:12:38,189
Yeah. Don't graze me, bro.
1393
01:12:44,817 --> 01:12:46,266
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
1394
01:12:46,370 --> 01:12:48,441
Can I get the phone? Uh-huh.
1395
01:12:50,167 --> 01:12:51,824
Set one up in the elevator.
1396
01:12:51,927 --> 01:12:53,273
I'll set up the timer.
1397
01:12:56,587 --> 01:12:57,587
Sorry, buddy.
1398
01:12:58,658 --> 01:13:00,557
Argon, no!
1399
01:13:00,660 --> 01:13:03,249
JERSEY: Argon, you're like
a father to me! No witnesses.
1400
01:13:06,390 --> 01:13:08,565
[EXPLOSION]Charlie!
1401
01:13:08,668 --> 01:13:10,508
What's goin' on?
What's happening? Thank God you're okay.
1402
01:13:10,532 --> 01:13:11,430
Charlie, what's happening? Dad, Dad...
1403
01:13:11,533 --> 01:13:12,948
Here's the deal,
here's the deal.
1404
01:13:13,052 --> 01:13:14,512
This whole frickin' place is
rigged with bombs, all right?
1405
01:13:14,536 --> 01:13:16,016
We got five minutes
to get outta here,
1406
01:13:16,055 --> 01:13:17,781
save Berger, and get the Source.
1407
01:13:19,092 --> 01:13:20,991
I can't believe you took
the Source to school.
1408
01:13:21,094 --> 01:13:23,303
No time for parenting, Dad!
1409
01:13:23,407 --> 01:13:25,305
How do we get outta here?
1410
01:13:25,409 --> 01:13:26,800
There's an escape hatch
above the gym.
1411
01:13:26,824 --> 01:13:28,704
Not an option.
System's locked down. JACK: What?
1412
01:13:28,792 --> 01:13:30,355
IRONS: Argon changed
all these access codes.
1413
01:13:30,379 --> 01:13:31,553
Everything is encrypted now.
1414
01:13:32,589 --> 01:13:34,522
Dad, Dad, Dad,
you stay here.No.
1415
01:13:34,625 --> 01:13:35,764
Dad, you stay here.
1416
01:13:35,868 --> 01:13:36,972
Blue Eyes, fix him up.
1417
01:13:37,076 --> 01:13:39,699
The name's
Captain Sean Irons.Shh. Zip it.
1418
01:13:39,803 --> 01:13:42,530
Lizzie, you crack the code so
we can get access to the system.
1419
01:13:42,633 --> 01:13:45,129
Maya and I will print enough
jet packs for all of us, all right?
1420
01:13:45,153 --> 01:13:47,569
We will? I trust you.
Do you trust me?
1421
01:13:48,639 --> 01:13:49,847
I do now.
1422
01:13:49,951 --> 01:13:51,159
Here you go.
1423
01:13:51,711 --> 01:13:53,437
[BEEPING]
1424
01:13:53,541 --> 01:13:55,139
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What did Captain Blue Eyes
1425
01:13:55,163 --> 01:13:56,623
back there just say? AUTOMATED VOICE:
All systems locked.
1426
01:13:56,647 --> 01:13:57,866
He said Argon locked
the whole system.
1427
01:13:57,890 --> 01:13:59,419
The escape hatch,
the printer, everything.
1428
01:13:59,443 --> 01:14:00,938
If we don't crack this code
we're all gonna die.
1429
01:14:00,962 --> 01:14:02,733
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Access denied. Speakin' of Argon...
1430
01:14:02,757 --> 01:14:04,217
You know, for the record, I
don't have a stuttering problem.
1431
01:14:04,241 --> 01:14:06,795
Ya know, I was just nervous
and see, see, what happened...
1432
01:14:08,314 --> 01:14:10,178
What are you?
1433
01:14:10,281 --> 01:14:12,283
Hey. Hey.
What are you doin'?
1434
01:14:12,387 --> 01:14:14,182
Need to cauterize this wound.
1435
01:14:14,285 --> 01:14:16,194
For a second there, I thought
you were gonna kill me.
1436
01:14:16,218 --> 01:14:17,496
Yeah, I still might.
1437
01:14:17,599 --> 01:14:18,773
[GROANS]
1438
01:14:18,876 --> 01:14:20,923
It's a four-digit password,
only 10,000 combinations.
1439
01:14:20,947 --> 01:14:22,604
Only 10,000?
1440
01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:25,445
Look, Lizzie, I understand you're
really good at the escape room stuff
1441
01:14:25,469 --> 01:14:26,953
but I don't see any clues.
1442
01:14:27,057 --> 01:14:29,691
We don't need a clue, Big Mac.
We're gonna brute-force this password.
1443
01:14:29,715 --> 01:14:32,303
You're gonna brute-force
10,000 different combinations.
1444
01:14:32,407 --> 01:14:33,857
Yes, I have a plan. We're gonna die.
1445
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:35,203
I need to borrow this.
1446
01:14:35,306 --> 01:14:37,205
CHARLIE: Hurry up! We don't
have that much time.
1447
01:14:37,308 --> 01:14:38,896
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Error printing.
1448
01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:44,315
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1449
01:14:47,422 --> 01:14:48,803
So why are you helpin' me now?
1450
01:14:48,906 --> 01:14:51,633
Let's just say I know
what the stakes are now.
1451
01:14:51,737 --> 01:14:54,843
You had a vision, didn't you?
Not everyone gets one.
1452
01:14:56,327 --> 01:14:57,501
What'd you see?
1453
01:14:57,605 --> 01:14:59,710
It's more powerful
than I realized.
1454
01:15:03,058 --> 01:15:04,370
I got this.
1455
01:15:06,096 --> 01:15:08,305
Code denied.
1456
01:15:08,408 --> 01:15:10,514
Now you understand why
it needed to be protected.
1457
01:15:10,618 --> 01:15:12,319
I don't see why you
assume you're the only one
1458
01:15:12,343 --> 01:15:13,623
worthy of protecting it, though.
1459
01:15:13,655 --> 01:15:15,381
Wanna know what my
last ten years have been?
1460
01:15:15,484 --> 01:15:18,177
Marriage: Over.
Kid: Hates me.
1461
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:19,680
But I didn't
have a choice. You did.
1462
01:15:19,765 --> 01:15:21,594
You chose to
keep it for yourself.
1463
01:15:28,497 --> 01:15:29,878
MAYA: Charlie, move!
1464
01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:31,846
Lizzie!
1465
01:15:33,226 --> 01:15:35,297
Wait! That was
not part of the plan!
1466
01:15:35,401 --> 01:15:37,058
Lizzie! Lizzie, get us
out of here!
1467
01:15:37,161 --> 01:15:39,070
Speakin' of plans, do you think we
like maybe need to reevaluate our...
1468
01:15:39,094 --> 01:15:42,822
No! We're all gonna go to the dance
and we're all gonna have a great time!
1469
01:15:45,273 --> 01:15:46,585
MAYA: Lizzie, come on![SCREAMS]
1470
01:15:48,241 --> 01:15:49,760
Oh, no.No.
1471
01:15:49,864 --> 01:15:51,106
We're getting crushed!
1472
01:15:51,210 --> 01:15:52,610
Oh, my God,
they're getting crushed!
1473
01:15:53,626 --> 01:15:56,042
Help! Lizzie!
1474
01:15:58,631 --> 01:16:01,116
Maya, I gotta
tell you somethin'.
1475
01:16:01,220 --> 01:16:04,016
AUTOMATED VOICE: Platform
has reached maximum capacity.
1476
01:16:04,119 --> 01:16:05,500
Wait. Wait,
what does that mean?
1477
01:16:05,604 --> 01:16:07,882
Commencing vaporization
procedure.
1478
01:16:08,572 --> 01:16:10,332
Only 100 more combos, Lizzie.
1479
01:16:10,436 --> 01:16:12,749
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Denied. Denied. Denied.
1480
01:16:12,852 --> 01:16:15,441
I really like you.
Like "like-like" you.
1481
01:16:15,544 --> 01:16:17,788
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Reducing volume in 15 seconds.
1482
01:16:17,892 --> 01:16:20,653
Like... Like a lot! Fifteen, 14, 13,
1483
01:16:20,757 --> 01:16:22,655
12, 11,
1484
01:16:22,759 --> 01:16:25,071
ten, nine, eight... You got this.
1485
01:16:25,175 --> 01:16:27,556
...seven, six, five...And I'm...
1486
01:16:27,660 --> 01:16:30,905
...four, three, two, one.
1487
01:16:32,113 --> 01:16:33,459
Code accepted. So sorry.
1488
01:16:33,873 --> 01:16:34,873
I got it!
1489
01:16:40,259 --> 01:16:41,778
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
1490
01:16:42,330 --> 01:16:43,780
Sorry.
1491
01:16:43,883 --> 01:16:44,883
MAYA: What?
1492
01:16:46,265 --> 01:16:47,473
I'm sorry.
1493
01:16:47,576 --> 01:16:51,270
Boys pick the weirdest times
to be vulnerable.
1494
01:16:51,373 --> 01:16:52,789
Let's go print those jet packs.
1495
01:16:54,100 --> 01:16:57,000
AUTOMATED VOICE: Jet pack
printing three of six complete.
1496
01:16:57,103 --> 01:16:58,726
[BEEPING]
1497
01:17:01,729 --> 01:17:04,317
Big Mac, listen to me. We
gotta go now. Come here.
1498
01:17:04,421 --> 01:17:06,043
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
1499
01:17:06,147 --> 01:17:07,700
[BIG MAC YELLING]
1500
01:17:08,218 --> 01:17:09,426
We gotta double up.
1501
01:17:09,529 --> 01:17:11,808
Wait, what about my
dad? Go, go, go! I'm fine.
1502
01:17:11,911 --> 01:17:14,431
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Destruction imminent.
1503
01:17:15,639 --> 01:17:17,641
Well, I guess you gotta
learn to share now.
1504
01:17:20,368 --> 01:17:21,576
Bring it in.
1505
01:17:22,266 --> 01:17:23,474
Get in here.
1506
01:17:28,065 --> 01:17:29,515
[JACK YELLING]
1507
01:17:32,587 --> 01:17:35,072
JACK: Whoa, whoa.
Watch out for the tree! No.
1508
01:17:35,176 --> 01:17:36,453
[IMPACT GRUNTS]
1509
01:17:38,731 --> 01:17:41,285
LIZZIE: Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
1510
01:17:41,389 --> 01:17:43,598
That was crazy! We just flew.
1511
01:17:43,702 --> 01:17:45,807
Thank you. Nice job, Angry Guy.
1512
01:17:45,911 --> 01:17:47,291
But we've gotta get to school.
1513
01:17:47,395 --> 01:17:48,993
You should leave the kids
with me, they'll slow you down.
1514
01:17:49,017 --> 01:17:50,122
No! No!
1515
01:17:50,225 --> 01:17:52,124
Berger's my best friend.
He's my little brother.
1516
01:17:52,227 --> 01:17:53,446
We're going with you,
Mr. Kincaid.
1517
01:17:53,470 --> 01:17:55,748
[HELICOPTER HOVERING]
1518
01:17:57,198 --> 01:17:58,554
I'm not the only one
lookin' for ya.
1519
01:17:58,578 --> 01:18:01,202
You guys go.
I'll slow 'em down.
1520
01:18:02,099 --> 01:18:03,687
Yeah, the world
needs The Guard, Jack.
1521
01:18:03,791 --> 01:18:05,516
And you're the least bad option.
1522
01:18:06,414 --> 01:18:08,450
Thanks. You're not gonna...
1523
01:18:08,554 --> 01:18:09,980
I know you're not,
I don't have to say this,
1524
01:18:10,004 --> 01:18:11,429
but you're not gonna tell 'em
who The Guard is or anything...
1525
01:18:11,453 --> 01:18:13,110
We'll see. Gotcha, man, okay.
1526
01:18:13,214 --> 01:18:14,881
All right, you guys get
the heck outta here.
1527
01:18:14,905 --> 01:18:16,025
Stop that maniac, all right?
1528
01:18:16,113 --> 01:18:17,873
CHARLIE: Let's go!
MAYA: Let's go get Berger!
1529
01:18:20,704 --> 01:18:22,016
Sorry about your man cave, Dad.
1530
01:18:22,119 --> 01:18:25,191
Yeah. Adios. Ten years
down the drain.
1531
01:18:26,641 --> 01:18:29,161
Well, it's not my fault
a militia showed up to...
1532
01:18:29,264 --> 01:18:31,380
There's two schools of thought
on that... steal your magic ball.
1533
01:18:31,404 --> 01:18:32,889
Well, whose is it?
1534
01:18:32,992 --> 01:18:34,970
Hey, if you would've just told
me the truth about who you are,
1535
01:18:34,994 --> 01:18:36,314
I would have never
figured it out!
1536
01:18:36,409 --> 01:18:37,569
So actually, it's your fault.
1537
01:18:37,652 --> 01:18:39,102
JACK: Really? CHARLIE: Yeah.
1538
01:18:39,205 --> 01:18:41,605
Well, we'll have plenty o'
time to discuss whose fault it is.
1539
01:18:43,002 --> 01:18:45,902
ARGON: Let's go! BERGER: Okay, okay,
take it easy, man!
1540
01:18:46,005 --> 01:18:47,248
Dude, you are so slow.
1541
01:18:47,351 --> 01:18:49,975
Mom's right. You're always
deflecting, putting up walls.
1542
01:18:50,078 --> 01:18:51,942
What? She says that? Yeah.
1543
01:18:52,046 --> 01:18:53,288
I disagree.
1544
01:18:53,392 --> 01:18:55,670
I don't put up walls
and I don't deflect.
1545
01:18:56,429 --> 01:18:57,741
See? Deflection.
1546
01:18:57,845 --> 01:18:59,236
What are you
talking about? It's deflecting.
1547
01:18:59,260 --> 01:19:01,031
That's not deflecting,
that's disagreeing.That's...
1548
01:19:01,055 --> 01:19:02,263
No, that's deflecting.
1549
01:19:02,366 --> 01:19:04,748
No, that's not. Why can't you just
be honest with me?
1550
01:19:04,852 --> 01:19:08,303
If you wanna know anything,
go ahead, ask me.
1551
01:19:08,407 --> 01:19:09,995
I'll tell you the truth.
1552
01:19:10,098 --> 01:19:11,144
Why does this thing not have cup
holders? Have you ever been to space?
1553
01:19:11,168 --> 01:19:13,792
Where do superheroes pee?
Like, in the suit?
1554
01:19:13,895 --> 01:19:15,483
That's for Charlie, okay?
1555
01:19:15,586 --> 01:19:16,864
Enough from the peanut gallery.
1556
01:19:17,243 --> 01:19:18,555
Okay, uh...
1557
01:19:19,901 --> 01:19:21,282
Why'd you and Mom split up?
1558
01:19:22,697 --> 01:19:24,319
That's your first question?
1559
01:19:24,872 --> 01:19:26,805
[SIGHS]
1560
01:19:26,908 --> 01:19:29,083
Not something about the
jet packs or something?
1561
01:19:34,778 --> 01:19:36,607
No. Uh-uh. No chance?
1562
01:19:36,711 --> 01:19:39,369
Look, Charlie,
that's a... It's...
1563
01:19:39,472 --> 01:19:42,268
That's a big question
and it's...
1564
01:19:42,372 --> 01:19:44,270
I think it's hard to understand.
1565
01:19:45,271 --> 01:19:46,963
I didn't wanna have to choose
1566
01:19:47,066 --> 01:19:49,241
between saving the world
and my family.
1567
01:19:49,344 --> 01:19:51,450
But I didn't have a choice.
1568
01:19:51,553 --> 01:19:54,177
ARGON: Dude, pick up the pace,
for crying out loud! Settle down.
1569
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:55,913
ANSEL: Is this your locker?
BERGER: This is my locker.
1570
01:19:55,937 --> 01:19:57,766
Plus, how am I supposed
to say to my son,
1571
01:19:57,870 --> 01:20:00,321
"Oh, by the way,
some alien power source
1572
01:20:00,424 --> 01:20:03,496
"chose me to be the
guardian of the planet"? Right?
1573
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:05,774
I mean, would your
parents tell you that? No.
1574
01:20:05,878 --> 01:20:08,122
JACK: No, because it
makes you sound crazy, right?
1575
01:20:08,225 --> 01:20:09,364
Yes.
1576
01:20:09,468 --> 01:20:11,401
I get it. You have this
super-powerful thing,
1577
01:20:11,504 --> 01:20:13,368
and you didn't know
who you could trust.
1578
01:20:13,472 --> 01:20:16,164
I just thought
you could trust me.
1579
01:20:20,375 --> 01:20:22,067
So who's excited
for the Moon Dance?
1580
01:20:22,619 --> 01:20:24,828
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1581
01:20:39,532 --> 01:20:41,051
Where is it? I don't know.
1582
01:20:41,155 --> 01:20:42,777
Where is it? I don't know.
1583
01:20:42,881 --> 01:20:44,503
TEACHER: Mr. Berger. Oh, hey.
1584
01:20:44,606 --> 01:20:46,401
Hmm. And who might you be?
1585
01:20:46,505 --> 01:20:49,197
I'm, uh...
I'm Berger's uncle.
1586
01:20:50,198 --> 01:20:51,199
Huh.
1587
01:20:53,201 --> 01:20:54,582
ARGON: Yeah. Nice costume.
1588
01:20:54,685 --> 01:20:58,172
Yeah, thank you. I love
The Guard and this is, uh...
1589
01:20:58,275 --> 01:20:59,828
This is his costume.
1590
01:21:02,452 --> 01:21:04,143
Ooh, yeah, it's makeup.
1591
01:21:04,247 --> 01:21:05,627
It's kinda sensitive.
1592
01:21:05,731 --> 01:21:08,389
Hey, something is missing
from Berger's locker.
1593
01:21:08,492 --> 01:21:09,932
Would you happen to
know where it is?
1594
01:21:09,977 --> 01:21:12,876
I'm assuming
it's the art project? Yes.
1595
01:21:12,980 --> 01:21:14,774
Yes! Yeah, it's mine. Yes! His art project
1596
01:21:14,878 --> 01:21:17,294
BERGER: Uh-huh. Well, Jerry, the janitor,
1597
01:21:17,398 --> 01:21:19,124
found it glowing in your locker.
1598
01:21:19,227 --> 01:21:21,367
You're lucky I didn't
call the bomb squad.
1599
01:21:21,471 --> 01:21:22,713
Oh, I'm glad you didn't.
1600
01:21:22,817 --> 01:21:25,544
And, uh, would you know
where it is, by any chance?
1601
01:21:25,647 --> 01:21:27,028
I'll go get it.Cool.
1602
01:21:27,132 --> 01:21:28,852
Stay right here. I'm gonna stay right here.
1603
01:21:28,927 --> 01:21:30,894
Right here. Okay.Okay.
1604
01:21:34,656 --> 01:21:35,830
[BRAKES SCREECH]
1605
01:21:35,934 --> 01:21:37,176
JACK:
You kids stay in the car.
1606
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:38,384
Where do I go?
1607
01:21:38,488 --> 01:21:40,283
Wait, you've never been
to your kid's school?
1608
01:21:40,386 --> 01:21:41,629
No, I've...
1609
01:21:42,802 --> 01:21:44,735
It's been a while.
1610
01:21:44,839 --> 01:21:46,679
All right, how 'bout we
crash through the skylights?
1611
01:21:46,703 --> 01:21:48,750
Yeah, just like the time you
saved those diplomats in Caracas...
1612
01:21:48,774 --> 01:21:50,269
I know, but I had
a fully charged suit then,
1613
01:21:50,293 --> 01:21:51,535
and how do you know about that?
1614
01:21:51,639 --> 01:21:53,399
I'm The Guard's
number-one fan, dude!
1615
01:21:53,503 --> 01:21:54,711
I even defended you on Reddit.
1616
01:21:54,814 --> 01:21:55,919
That was you? That was me.
1617
01:21:56,023 --> 01:21:57,645
Well, thank you.
That was pretty good.
1618
01:21:57,748 --> 01:21:59,129
Okay, so where do I go?
1619
01:21:59,233 --> 01:22:00,372
Mr. Kincaid, take these.
1620
01:22:00,475 --> 01:22:02,074
And, Charlie, you're gonna
call him on the phone
1621
01:22:02,098 --> 01:22:03,513
and tell him where to go, okay?
1622
01:22:03,616 --> 01:22:06,516
All right. Okay, stay in the car.
1623
01:22:06,619 --> 01:22:08,967
CHARLIE: That's good. Goin' right past
the French class.
1624
01:22:09,070 --> 01:22:10,899
No, take a left,
take a left, not right.
1625
01:22:12,142 --> 01:22:13,212
You see a trophy case?
1626
01:22:15,318 --> 01:22:16,526
I see the trophy case.
1627
01:22:16,629 --> 01:22:18,780
Just keep walking by it, all
right? You're almost there.
1628
01:22:18,804 --> 01:22:21,048
Past the trophy case and
you're gonna look on your right
1629
01:22:21,151 --> 01:22:23,429
and it should be
glowing, I think.
1630
01:22:28,917 --> 01:22:31,196
Here's you with
the rest of the Bluejays.
1631
01:22:31,299 --> 01:22:32,335
Eagles, Dad.
1632
01:22:33,405 --> 01:22:34,544
Are Eagles blue?
1633
01:22:34,647 --> 01:22:36,856
I guess. Just keep going,
all right? Next question.
1634
01:22:38,065 --> 01:22:39,273
Are you even listening to me?
1635
01:22:41,102 --> 01:22:43,208
"Best Effort." Dad, hello?
1636
01:22:43,311 --> 01:22:44,519
That's great.
1637
01:22:44,623 --> 01:22:45,796
If she doesn't find it...
1638
01:22:45,900 --> 01:22:47,246
I'm gonna kill you.
1639
01:22:49,628 --> 01:22:50,950
Fudge my life. I am so serious
right now.
1640
01:22:50,974 --> 01:22:52,251
TEACHER: Just a second.
1641
01:22:52,355 --> 01:22:53,873
[GRUNTS]
1642
01:22:55,392 --> 01:22:56,392
Assuming this is it?
1643
01:22:56,462 --> 01:22:57,646
Yeah, that's my favorite
sculpture of his.
1644
01:22:57,670 --> 01:22:59,017
Uh-huh.
1645
01:22:59,396 --> 01:23:00,466
Well...
1646
01:23:01,916 --> 01:23:04,160
I really don't like modern art.
1647
01:23:04,263 --> 01:23:06,576
It's hard to tell the
authentics from the fakes!
1648
01:23:06,679 --> 01:23:08,233
Run, Berger, run!
1649
01:23:09,303 --> 01:23:10,166
No.
1650
01:23:10,269 --> 01:23:12,271
I don't like you! I don't like you!
1651
01:23:12,375 --> 01:23:13,272
I don't like you!
1652
01:23:13,376 --> 01:23:15,067
[WHISTLE BLOWS][BERGER SCREAMING]
1653
01:23:17,414 --> 01:23:18,864
I see 'em! What's happening?
1654
01:23:18,967 --> 01:23:21,153
I just heard Berger scream. I
think they're goin' to the gym.
1655
01:23:21,177 --> 01:23:22,626
[MUSIC PLAYING]
1656
01:23:22,730 --> 01:23:24,318
Excuse me! Oh, sorry.
1657
01:23:24,421 --> 01:23:26,216
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1658
01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:27,735
Hot potato. Hot potato.
1659
01:23:27,838 --> 01:23:30,048
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
1660
01:23:34,535 --> 01:23:35,846
Hey. Get outta my face!
1661
01:23:40,092 --> 01:23:41,231
[GRUNTS]
1662
01:23:51,310 --> 01:23:52,484
Sick costume, bro.
1663
01:23:53,519 --> 01:23:54,934
You remind me of a fart.
1664
01:23:59,215 --> 01:24:00,940
How do you turn this thing on?
1665
01:24:07,464 --> 01:24:08,948
[EXCLAIMING]
1666
01:24:17,336 --> 01:24:18,544
[SCREAMS]
1667
01:24:20,408 --> 01:24:21,478
Give it to me!
1668
01:24:25,275 --> 01:24:26,276
[GROANS]
1669
01:24:26,380 --> 01:24:28,451
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
1670
01:24:29,245 --> 01:24:30,487
JACK: Argon!
1671
01:24:32,006 --> 01:24:33,041
Ugh!
1672
01:24:33,145 --> 01:24:34,905
Just wanted to let
you know we're alive!
1673
01:24:35,009 --> 01:24:36,493
ARGON:
Not like I care!
1674
01:24:41,636 --> 01:24:42,637
You wanna dance?
1675
01:24:42,741 --> 01:24:44,122
Daddy wants to dance!
1676
01:24:44,225 --> 01:24:45,225
Let's dance.
1677
01:24:51,508 --> 01:24:53,131
[GROANS][ALL EXCLAIMING]
1678
01:24:54,546 --> 01:24:55,547
ARGON: Come on!
1679
01:24:58,791 --> 01:25:00,068
Hey, buddy!
1680
01:25:05,902 --> 01:25:07,110
[GRUNTS]
1681
01:25:08,215 --> 01:25:09,285
Whoo!
1682
01:25:11,252 --> 01:25:14,152
Dad? Dad, are you there? Dad?
1683
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:15,981
Dad? Dad?
1684
01:25:16,084 --> 01:25:17,500
Wash your mouth out!
1685
01:25:17,603 --> 01:25:19,571
Berger! Throw me the Source!
1686
01:25:19,674 --> 01:25:21,159
Berger! Sweep!
1687
01:25:24,541 --> 01:25:25,956
Throw it! Throw it!
1688
01:25:29,684 --> 01:25:30,892
We gotta help him.
We gotta go!
1689
01:25:30,996 --> 01:25:32,111
No, he said
stay in the car.Yeah.
1690
01:25:32,135 --> 01:25:34,413
He definitely said
stay in the car.
1691
01:25:34,517 --> 01:25:36,104
Then we'll stay in the car.
1692
01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:38,866
Shotgun!
1693
01:25:38,969 --> 01:25:40,775
What are you doing? Why
are you in the driver's seat?
1694
01:25:40,799 --> 01:25:42,525
Okay. You can't drive, Charlie.
1695
01:25:43,319 --> 01:25:44,837
[GROANS]
1696
01:25:44,941 --> 01:25:48,324
Man. That suit
sure does work.
1697
01:25:48,427 --> 01:25:50,671
Wait, wait. Why
don't you take it off?
1698
01:25:51,879 --> 01:25:53,052
Let's fight mano-a-mano.
1699
01:25:53,156 --> 01:25:54,813
What, are ya stupid?
1700
01:25:54,916 --> 01:25:57,229
I'd rather fight
like a superhero.
1701
01:25:57,333 --> 01:25:59,438
Bein' a hero's about
more than wearin' a suit.
1702
01:26:00,784 --> 01:26:02,200
Nah, it's all about the suit.
1703
01:26:10,553 --> 01:26:11,588
Maya, do something!
1704
01:26:11,692 --> 01:26:13,117
What do you mean,
do something? Maya!
1705
01:26:13,141 --> 01:26:15,627
LIZZIE: Press all the
buttons! Try all of them, Maya!
1706
01:26:17,180 --> 01:26:18,216
Now.
1707
01:26:21,357 --> 01:26:22,737
You're gonna
hit the wall, Charlie!
1708
01:26:22,841 --> 01:26:23,980
[GASPS]
1709
01:26:24,083 --> 01:26:25,878
[ALL SCREAMING]
1710
01:26:25,982 --> 01:26:28,364
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1711
01:27:23,246 --> 01:27:25,041
[MAYA CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY]
1712
01:27:28,665 --> 01:27:30,633
Holy crap!
1713
01:27:31,806 --> 01:27:33,325
Not bad for an IT guy.
1714
01:27:34,292 --> 01:27:36,121
Thanks for not listening to me.
1715
01:27:37,985 --> 01:27:39,227
Keep this safe.
1716
01:27:40,332 --> 01:27:42,748
Charlie. I trust you.
1717
01:27:45,061 --> 01:27:46,614
He went that way.
1718
01:27:46,718 --> 01:27:47,719
Dad!
1719
01:27:48,582 --> 01:27:49,582
Show him some swagger.
1720
01:27:52,310 --> 01:27:54,104
Berger! BERGER: Guys!
1721
01:27:54,208 --> 01:27:56,141
I'm so happy
to see you guys. MAYA: You're okay.
1722
01:27:57,315 --> 01:27:59,731
You know somethin',
Argon? Yeah, what's that?
1723
01:28:00,904 --> 01:28:02,561
You might have a point
about the suit.
1724
01:28:03,390 --> 01:28:04,460
Hey, no!
1725
01:28:04,563 --> 01:28:05,806
[GRUNTS]
1726
01:28:09,050 --> 01:28:11,398
Bet you didn't know
how to finger blast!
1727
01:28:11,501 --> 01:28:14,332
I invented finger blasting.
1728
01:28:19,233 --> 01:28:20,993
You wanna dance with
the King of Pop?
1729
01:28:21,097 --> 01:28:22,581
I can dance!
I can dance...
1730
01:28:24,687 --> 01:28:25,687
Hold on!
1731
01:28:26,723 --> 01:28:27,897
Hold it! Hold it!
1732
01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:30,175
Hold it. I said
hold it, man!
1733
01:28:31,003 --> 01:28:32,211
I said...
1734
01:28:34,352 --> 01:28:36,630
[WHEEZING]
How do you do this?
1735
01:28:39,287 --> 01:28:41,151
How do you do it?
How do you take...
1736
01:28:41,704 --> 01:28:44,327
[EXHALES]
1737
01:28:44,431 --> 01:28:46,122
These things are warm.Yeah.
1738
01:28:46,225 --> 01:28:48,504
So hot.
They're so hot.
1739
01:28:49,263 --> 01:28:51,092
You got the winter suit.
1740
01:28:51,921 --> 01:28:52,991
[PANTING]
1741
01:28:53,094 --> 01:28:54,372
[WHEEZING]
1742
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:03,519
I have this trained on you.
1743
01:29:04,727 --> 01:29:05,762
Stand back!
1744
01:29:13,252 --> 01:29:16,255
I feel like a dog,
you know? Come on, let's go.
1745
01:29:16,359 --> 01:29:18,396
Come on. Yeah. You know, how dogs
do that? Like...
1746
01:29:19,224 --> 01:29:20,708
Argon, come on.Sorry.
1747
01:29:20,812 --> 01:29:21,847
We gotta finish this.
1748
01:29:24,298 --> 01:29:25,541
You ready? Yeah.
1749
01:29:25,644 --> 01:29:27,543
Wait, wait, I just
dropped something.
1750
01:29:31,892 --> 01:29:32,893
[GRUNTS]
1751
01:29:33,825 --> 01:29:35,309
Have another sip!
1752
01:29:35,413 --> 01:29:37,794
ARGON: My ear! Not my ear.
1753
01:29:37,898 --> 01:29:39,209
You hit me right in the lobe!
1754
01:29:41,557 --> 01:29:42,661
[ARGON GROANS]
1755
01:29:43,075 --> 01:29:44,180
I hate you!
1756
01:29:44,283 --> 01:29:45,802
[SCREAMING]
1757
01:29:48,149 --> 01:29:49,461
Swagger!
1758
01:30:01,059 --> 01:30:03,302
Argon to the principal's office!
1759
01:30:04,856 --> 01:30:05,857
Yes!
1760
01:30:09,136 --> 01:30:10,448
You just broke my kid's trophy.
1761
01:30:10,551 --> 01:30:12,415
What? That's not
a real trophy.
1762
01:30:12,519 --> 01:30:14,900
Steal the suit,
blow up my man cave,
1763
01:30:15,004 --> 01:30:17,627
but don't ever insult my son.
1764
01:30:17,731 --> 01:30:19,802
You're right, you're right.
I went too far.
1765
01:30:22,218 --> 01:30:23,668
[JACK GROANS]
1766
01:30:31,952 --> 01:30:33,988
Charlie! Charlie...
I lost him.
1767
01:30:34,092 --> 01:30:35,645
Throw me the Source.
1768
01:30:35,749 --> 01:30:37,060
Here.
1769
01:30:37,164 --> 01:30:38,545
Okay, get in the G-mobile.
1770
01:30:38,648 --> 01:30:40,236
Gettin' you guys outta here.Okay.
1771
01:30:41,133 --> 01:30:42,169
[YELLS] Dad!
1772
01:30:42,272 --> 01:30:43,964
Charlie! No, no!
1773
01:30:44,067 --> 01:30:45,759
ARGON: Get back!
Do not move!
1774
01:30:45,862 --> 01:30:47,554
Jack, don't be a hero!
1775
01:30:48,658 --> 01:30:50,867
No! Gimme the Source
or I'll kill your kid!
1776
01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:54,699
Okay.
1777
01:30:54,802 --> 01:30:57,425
ARGON: Give it to me! Okay, it's yours.
1778
01:30:57,529 --> 01:30:59,473
CHARLIE: What?
No, Dad, Dad. Dad... It's yours, you win.
1779
01:30:59,497 --> 01:31:00,946
Don't do it,
I'm only one person!
1780
01:31:01,050 --> 01:31:02,292
Shut up!
1781
01:31:02,396 --> 01:31:03,994
CHARLIE: I'm only one
person! You're saving the world!
1782
01:31:04,018 --> 01:31:05,503
You're saving the world!
1783
01:31:05,606 --> 01:31:08,471
All right? Okay. Charlie,
Charlie, don't worry.
1784
01:31:08,575 --> 01:31:10,231
HBT. HBT.
1785
01:31:10,646 --> 01:31:11,646
HBT?
1786
01:31:15,996 --> 01:31:17,031
Give it to me!
1787
01:31:17,135 --> 01:31:20,241
CHARLIE: HBT. HBT.Okay. Please. Please.
1788
01:31:27,110 --> 01:31:28,664
[YELLS]
1789
01:31:29,319 --> 01:31:30,942
[BEEPING]
1790
01:31:50,202 --> 01:31:51,825
[YELLS]
1791
01:31:55,104 --> 01:31:56,415
Strike three...
1792
01:32:09,290 --> 01:32:10,706
Charlie!
1793
01:32:13,087 --> 01:32:16,643
Charlie! Come on, buddy.
Come on, buddy.
1794
01:32:17,126 --> 01:32:18,334
Charlie!
1795
01:32:19,300 --> 01:32:22,165
Please? Please? Charlie.
1796
01:32:22,269 --> 01:32:23,995
Come on. Come on.
1797
01:32:26,998 --> 01:32:28,447
Charlie!
1798
01:32:30,277 --> 01:32:32,486
It's okay. It's gonna
be all right.
1799
01:32:33,004 --> 01:32:34,868
Charlie? Yeah?
1800
01:32:34,971 --> 01:32:36,697
Charlie?
1801
01:32:37,284 --> 01:32:39,838
Yeah. Can you see me?
1802
01:32:39,942 --> 01:32:41,391
Did Maya see that throw?
1803
01:32:43,221 --> 01:32:44,325
Are you kidding me?
1804
01:32:44,429 --> 01:32:46,327
How could she miss it?
1805
01:32:46,431 --> 01:32:48,364
It's one of the greatest
throws ever!
1806
01:32:49,020 --> 01:32:50,021
My son's a hero.
1807
01:32:58,961 --> 01:32:59,961
That's it.
1808
01:33:01,135 --> 01:33:03,413
I love you so much.
1809
01:33:03,517 --> 01:33:06,727
I'm so sorry
I wasted all that time.
1810
01:33:06,831 --> 01:33:09,316
The truth is
I did have a choice.
1811
01:33:09,419 --> 01:33:11,387
And I made the wrong one.
1812
01:33:11,836 --> 01:33:13,631
Dad? Yeah?
1813
01:33:14,942 --> 01:33:16,599
You're suffocating me.
1814
01:33:22,570 --> 01:33:24,020
Nice throw, Charlie.
1815
01:33:25,090 --> 01:33:26,471
Thanks.
1816
01:33:27,127 --> 01:33:28,128
Oh, my God
1817
01:33:29,336 --> 01:33:30,820
I gotta call Mom.
1818
01:33:30,924 --> 01:33:32,867
Jack, I know where I'm going.
I've been to the school before.
1819
01:33:32,891 --> 01:33:34,893
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I got lost earlier,
1820
01:33:34,997 --> 01:33:36,481
so I was just tryin' to
save you time.
1821
01:33:36,584 --> 01:33:38,034
It can get really confusing.[GASPS]
1822
01:33:38,138 --> 01:33:41,037
Charlie? Charlie,
my sweet boy!
1823
01:33:42,694 --> 01:33:44,075
Oh, my God, are you okay?
1824
01:33:44,178 --> 01:33:45,973
Are you...
What happened?
1825
01:33:46,077 --> 01:33:47,457
Well, we had the talk,
1826
01:33:47,561 --> 01:33:50,460
and it went, I think,
pretty well. It...
1827
01:33:50,564 --> 01:33:51,817
I mean, there was
a few bumps, but...
1828
01:33:51,841 --> 01:33:53,671
Wait, you knew?
And you didn't tell me?
1829
01:33:53,774 --> 01:33:55,983
We wanted to wait till
you were older, Charlie.
1830
01:33:56,087 --> 01:33:58,537
No, that Dad wears a fanny pack?
1831
01:34:00,574 --> 01:34:02,438
JACK: He's been hammerin'
this fanny pack.
1832
01:34:02,541 --> 01:34:05,130
Actually, the fanny pack
was my design.
1833
01:34:05,234 --> 01:34:06,545
Now what are you gonna say?
1834
01:34:06,649 --> 01:34:08,409
We can talk about this
at home. Come on.
1835
01:34:08,513 --> 01:34:10,066
Uh, wait, wait. Um...
1836
01:34:10,170 --> 01:34:13,207
I, uh...
Hold on a second.
1837
01:34:13,311 --> 01:34:14,795
There's somethin'
I gotta do first.
1838
01:34:22,251 --> 01:34:27,187
I know that, technically,
you, um, have a date already,
1839
01:34:27,290 --> 01:34:31,985
but since Robbie Fernandez ran
away like a whiny little baby,
1840
01:34:32,088 --> 01:34:33,572
I was wondering...
1841
01:34:38,060 --> 01:34:39,440
Do you wanna dance?
1842
01:34:41,235 --> 01:34:43,997
Okay, Kincaid, I'll try
not to breathe on you.
1843
01:34:48,622 --> 01:34:50,141
[BLUES MUSIC PLAYING]
1844
01:34:51,625 --> 01:34:54,766
You have great taste. Whoa! Thanks.
1845
01:34:54,870 --> 01:34:56,630
What are you still doing here?
1846
01:34:56,734 --> 01:34:58,597
A DJ never abandons her booth.
1847
01:35:03,499 --> 01:35:05,294
Might I have
this dance, mon cheri?
1848
01:35:06,053 --> 01:35:07,089
Yeah.
1849
01:35:09,643 --> 01:35:12,128
Should we maybe dance?
1850
01:35:12,232 --> 01:35:13,578
For old times' sake?
1851
01:35:13,681 --> 01:35:16,236
I mean, we don't wanna just
watch and make them uncomfortable.
1852
01:35:17,513 --> 01:35:18,721
Okay.
1853
01:35:25,832 --> 01:35:27,005
Oh.
1854
01:35:28,731 --> 01:35:29,732
JK.
1855
01:35:32,079 --> 01:35:33,218
[SQUEALS]
1856
01:35:33,322 --> 01:35:34,772
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
1857
01:35:34,875 --> 01:35:36,774
They grow up fast, don't they?
1858
01:35:40,363 --> 01:35:41,986
Maybe a little too fast? Yeah.
1859
01:35:42,780 --> 01:35:44,264
Remember our first kiss?
1860
01:35:44,851 --> 01:35:45,851
No.
1861
01:35:45,886 --> 01:35:47,474
It's 'cause we
haven't kissed yet.
1862
01:35:47,577 --> 01:35:48,751
Yes. Not until we're married.
1863
01:35:48,855 --> 01:35:50,580
Okay. How's my breath?
1864
01:35:51,823 --> 01:35:52,859
Amazing.
1865
01:36:04,008 --> 01:36:06,838
JACK: Okay, I think
we're gettin' close here!
1866
01:36:08,840 --> 01:36:10,911
You know how I like it? Oh, yeah.
1867
01:36:11,015 --> 01:36:12,257
Burnt to a crisp
1868
01:36:12,361 --> 01:36:15,882
and loaded up with spicy
mustard and lots of onions.
1869
01:36:16,883 --> 01:36:19,161
Does your girlfriend
like onions, by the way?
1870
01:36:19,264 --> 01:36:21,335
Okay, what? No. Dad.
1871
01:36:21,439 --> 01:36:22,820
[BEEPING]
1872
01:36:26,064 --> 01:36:27,064
We're needed.
1873
01:36:28,377 --> 01:36:30,137
What? Let's go.
1874
01:36:30,241 --> 01:36:31,518
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1875
01:36:31,621 --> 01:36:35,039
We gotta pack up, and
what do you say we, uh...
1876
01:36:35,142 --> 01:36:37,731
[CAR UNLOCKING BEEP]...take the new one?
1877
01:36:37,835 --> 01:36:39,284
AUTOMATED VOICE: Uncloaking.
1878
01:36:39,388 --> 01:36:40,768
Wow.
1879
01:36:41,873 --> 01:36:44,151
Let's call it
an early birthday present.
1880
01:36:44,255 --> 01:36:45,635
Thanks. Can I drive?
1881
01:36:45,739 --> 01:36:47,775
It's a very early
birthday present.
1882
01:36:53,057 --> 01:36:54,379
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Welcome, Guardians.
1883
01:36:54,403 --> 01:36:57,337
Oh, my God! This is
the new G-mobile, isn't it?
1884
01:36:57,440 --> 01:36:58,856
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait.
1885
01:36:59,995 --> 01:37:02,376
Now it's the new
G-mobile. Come on!
1886
01:37:02,480 --> 01:37:03,653
This is sick!
1887
01:37:03,757 --> 01:37:04,941
Watch this, watch this,
watch this. Yeah?
1888
01:37:04,965 --> 01:37:07,588
Hey, guys. Captain Irons,
Mission Control.
1889
01:37:07,692 --> 01:37:09,038
You ready for your next mission?
1890
01:37:09,142 --> 01:37:11,316
Okay, Captain,
accept new mission.
1891
01:37:11,420 --> 01:37:13,560
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Propulsion drive activated.
1892
01:37:13,663 --> 01:37:15,182
Mind blown!
1893
01:37:26,573 --> 01:37:28,886
[HEYBB! PLAYING]
1894
01:38:11,756 --> 01:38:15,553
ARGON: Hello?
What is this place?
1895
01:38:15,656 --> 01:38:18,936
Anybody? I'm
really, really warm.
1896
01:38:20,351 --> 01:38:22,422
I got swamp butt,
you know what that means?
1897
01:38:22,525 --> 01:38:25,287
That means the sweat from
my back's goin' to my butt.
1898
01:38:25,390 --> 01:38:27,151
And it's not a good feeling.
1899
01:38:27,254 --> 01:38:28,773
Oh, this sucks.
1900
01:38:30,844 --> 01:38:32,673
I'm sorry I tried
to take over the world.
1901
01:38:32,777 --> 01:38:34,330
I just need a little help.
1902
01:40:02,901 --> 01:40:05,352
[RACY MUSIC PLAYING]
1903
01:43:32,249 --> 01:43:34,906
Guys, I can hear you. Sounds
like you guys are leaving!
1904
01:43:35,010 --> 01:43:36,391
Guys, don't leave!
1905
01:43:38,151 --> 01:43:40,705
I really need to use
the restroom, guys!
1906
01:43:40,809 --> 01:43:43,156
I've been needing
to for a long time!
1907
01:43:44,261 --> 01:43:46,470
Help me out!
Come on, guys.
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