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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪♪
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[ Roars ]
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Aah!
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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Listen, okay? I don't care
if you got straight A's
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with your brain tied
behind your back, alright?
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You will never have
what it takes to work
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for my husband Tez.
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Bye!
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[ Sobbing ]
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So dramatic.
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Next.
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That must be me.
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Do I know you?
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[ Chuckles ] No.
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The name's Cristobal,
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and if you look
into your crystal ball,
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you'll see
your new intern -- me.
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So what makes you think
you got the right stuff?
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Oh, yes, the résumé.
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Peruse
these qualifications.
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Was that supposed
to impress me?
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This right here goes
with all the other trash.
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Right there like that.
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So unless you have a good reason
why my husband, Tez,
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should hire you,
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we're done here.
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Hmph!
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Uh...all I can say is Tez
must be a smart man
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to have partnered with someone
so astute and elegant.
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If you ask me,
he'd be nowhere without you.
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Finally,
somebody who gets it.
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Thanks for coming,
everyone,
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but Tez's intern position
has been filled.
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By me.
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You're dismissed.
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♪♪
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Hmmm.
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Can't believe
how easy that was!
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We're finally on the inside
of Tez's corrupt organization.
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Oh, it's only a matter of time
before we uncover
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his entire evil scheme.
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All it takes now is
a little pokin' and proddin'.
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Maybe when you're pretending
to be "Cristerbell,"
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I can sneak in and and whack Tez
on the head with a 2x4.
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I like your spirit,
but I need you
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to pick up
my dead drops.
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Ewww.
Dead drops?
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I'm not picking up
your droppings.
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No, Vic, a dead drop is taking
whatever information I find
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and dropping it off
at a secret location.
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For this, it would have
to be a dumpster.
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Probably the one
by Lupe's bakery.
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Aw, man, you had to pick
my least-favorite dumpster.
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Why?
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Isn't it full of delicious
day-old pastries?
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Yeah, I just really, really,
really don't like Lupe.
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All for the greater good.
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Exposing Tez
once and for all.
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Reyna: [ Chuckles ]
Welcome, Cristobal.
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I know you must be chomping
at the bit,
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but we ask that
you carefully read
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these orientation materials.
[ Chuckles ]
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When you're done,
find me on the main floor,
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and I'll get you started
on some filing.
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Valentino: "The Three T's."
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Temerity. Teamwork.
Trust.
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Political propaganda mantras.
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Not today, Tez.
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[ Elevator bell dings ]
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Wow.
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Quite the little organization,
eh, Tezzy boy?
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Too bad you hired the guy with
the temerity to take you down.
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Reyna: [ Chuckles ]
You got it.
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I'll run off a batch
of this top-secret info.
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[ Humming ]
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Jackpot.
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"Top Secret.
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Dolores's surprise birthday.
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Cakes and snacks"?
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Ugh. Gotta keep pokin'.
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Initiatives?
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What are you planning, Tez?
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Bingo.
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What are you doing?
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Ah! You?
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Isa-- Isa-- Isabe--
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I mean...[ Clears throat ]
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"Isa" bout time I met
some of my coworkers.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I'm the new intern,
Cristobal.
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Oh, right.
I'm Isabella.
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I'm a volunteer.
So what are you up to?
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Oh, uh, getting a head start
on some filing.
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Whoa. No way.
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Hey, Reyna.
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You hear that?
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You got started
without me?
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[ Chuckles ]
A self-starter.
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Looks like we have a candidate
for the intern of the month.
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Intern of the month?
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Me?
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[ Whistling ]
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You won't believe the day
I've had.
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What the heck, Val?
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What happened
to the dead drop?
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Oh.
The dead drop.
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Well,
I got pretty busy,
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and everybody's
so surprisingly nice there.
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Isabella's
even volunteering.
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What happened to pokin'
and proddin'?
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These things take time.
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I've gotta weave my way
into the system.
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But tomorrow
I'm on paper-shredding duty.
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There's no telling
what I'll uncover.
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Just keep waiting
in that dumpster.
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Hey, how are ya?
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Dolores,
how's the succulent?
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Little secrets.
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I gotcha now, Tez.
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I'll take it from here,
Rey.
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Love that teamwork, buddy.
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Now, show me the loot.
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"Hot Cocoa Thursdays"?
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"Remember to fill out
your timecard"?
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"Bring your dog to work day"?
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Where's all the dirt?
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Gotta get that
classified folder.
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Cristobal,
would you be a dear
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and grab the cake
from the kitchen?
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[ Chuckles ]
Dolores will be so surprised.
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♪♪
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Reyna: Where's Cristobal
with that cake?
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Victor:
What happened to you, Val?
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Oh. Sorry, Vic,
I had the intel,
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but I couldn't miss
the birthday party.
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You were at a birthday
while Lupe was dumping
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all over me?
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You're starting to like this,
aren't ya?
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Tomorrow is the big drop,
I promise.
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It better be.
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This looks fun,
doesn't it?
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Good morning, team.
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You haven't seen that
proposal folder, have you?
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Is everything okay,
Reyna?
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Oh, it was
probably nothing,
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but I was working late
last night,
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and I passed
by Tez's office
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and happened to hear him
talking to something.
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Couldn't really tell
what it was,
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but it was scary.
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Odd. Hey, maybe you can
bring it up
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in our surprise team meeting
tonight.
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Tez is gonna be there
in person.
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Oh, uh, yeah, well, we should
get back to it, huh?
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Top o' the morning,
team.
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Team building?
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Sounds fun.
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Maria Teresa:
Where's that intern at?
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Oh. Right here.
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I need you to book a 2:00,
okay?
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Cancel my 3:00.
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Move my 4:00 to 1:00.
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Book my weekly massage,
move my mani-pedi up,
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and figure out what
this stack of paper is.
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What secrets are you hiding?
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Reyna: You found it!
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I've been looking all over
for this.
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We're presenting to Tez
right now.
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Ah, yes,
I like this proposal a lot.
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What do you think,
Cristobal,
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should we open
a new animal shelter?
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Animal shelter?
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And you know we couldn't have
made this presentation today
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without Cristobal's
quick thinking.
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[ Chuckles ]
It was nothing.
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Really?
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Great work, Cristobal.
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I know it's a little early
for intern of the month,
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but after a knockout performance
these three days,
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I'd like to reward Cristobal
for his temerity
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and teamwork.
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I, uh...
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I don't know
what to say.
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[ All chanting "Cristobal" ]
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Humming ]
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Ohhh.
What's that smell?
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Where were you?
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Well, I got
the golden stapler intern award,
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went out
for some "linner,"
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and Dolores has
the funniest calculator story.
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[ Laughs ]
You don't need to make friends with Tez.
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You gotta get the dirt
on him.
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But all I got is dirt
on me.
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Come on, Vic.
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You don't even understand
Temerity, Teamwork, and Trust.
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Stop saying that garbo.
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You ain't Cristobal.
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Lay off, Vic.
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I'm late
for some team-building.
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You forgot
your dang stapler.
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Sorry I'm late.
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What'd I miss?
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Cristobal.
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You shouldn't be here.
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Tez is up to something.
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Reyna, did you forget
about the three T's?
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What happened
to trust?
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Tez: Sister Reyna,
step forward.
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Go.
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Nothing wrong with
a little late-night yoga.
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Turn your gaze
up to the moon.
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Ooooooh.
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I guess the moon is
especially big tonight.
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Reyna, unsee what
you have witnessed.
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Realign with Tez.
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Now rise.
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You have seen nothing.
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I have seen nothing.
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Others, rise.
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You have heard nothing.
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I have heard nothing.
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Uh-oh.
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[ Clears throat ]
I'm gonna...
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go.
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And now to take care of
our little uninvited guest.
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Ah!
What's happening?
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My arms...
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Ohh!
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No, stop!
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Guys!
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Reyna, what did you see?
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Nothing.
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Gaze upon the moon.
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N-No!
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Mira.
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No!
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Unsee what you have seen.
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Huh?
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What do you say, am I intern
of the month material?
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Vic.
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Seize them.
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[ All grunting ]
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♪♪
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Thank you, Vic.
I --
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Stop getting in too deep.
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I'm sorry.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, okay, good.
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So what was all
that weird stuff about?
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Honestly,
I don't know.
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It was almost as if everyone was
having their memories wiped.
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Ohh, but, like,
why, though?
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That's what
we gotta figure out.
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There's no telling how many
others Tez did this to.
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Not to worry, no one is
listening to those little brats.
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But we still need to keep
a close eye on them.
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I trust you'll continue
to do so.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Victor and Valentino
laughing ]
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