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(funky disco plays)
♪ My name is Cleveland Brown
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♪ And I am proud to be
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♪ Right back in my hometown
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♪ With my new family
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♪ There's old friends
and new friends ♪
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♪ And even a bear
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♪ Through good times
and bad times ♪
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♪ It's true love we share
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♪ And so I found a place
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♪ Where everyone will know
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♪ My happy mustached face
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♪ This is The Cleveland Show. ♪
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(chuckles)
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Happy Halloween.
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I'm Gus, filling in for
Vincent Price because he's dead.
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See?
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Here in Stoolbend,
everyone's busy with my annual
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Broken Stool
Pumpkin Carving Contest,
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sponsored by Harrison Gourds.
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Harrison Gourds--
good lord, that's a good gourd.
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Here you go,
Cleveland.
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One turkey sandwich.
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Thanks, Gus.
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After eating all day,
I could use some food.
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(Austrian accent):
I just want to pumpkin you up.
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(laughs)
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Oh, great to see
our old pal Donny.
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(normal voice): Say, George
Washington Pumpkin Carver,
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any chance you guys need
one more for your team?
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No.
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Okeydokey karaoke.
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Guess I'll catch up
with you guys later.
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Or maybe
I'll mustard with you.
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(laughs)
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Hello?
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Is this thing Dijon?
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(laughs)
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That guy sucks.
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He's almost enough
to make me stop coming here.
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Although I would miss
Gus's hairy turkey sandwiches.
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Ew!
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Tomato.
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Check it out, Rallo.
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I'm the world's best known
water-displacing,
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corrosion-preventing lubricant.
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More like WD-240.
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Man, kids don't know
how to have fun anymore.
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Oh, don't we?
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Well, I happen to be sleeping
over at my boy Walt's tonight.
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Oh, yeah,
your first sleepover.
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Oh, man, we are gonna
get into some stuff tonight.
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Eat some junk food,
watch a couple movies,
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stay up till, like,
12:00 or 13:00.
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So Walt really said
"no big brothers"?
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Yes.
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So he specifically...
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You're not invited.
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Which is too
bad 'cause...
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(Auto-Tuned):
♪ I gotta feeling
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♪ That tonight's gonna be
a good night ♪
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♪ That tonight's
gonna be a good night ♪
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♪ That tonight's gonna be
a good, good night ♪
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♪ Feeling
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♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah
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♪ Blah, blah,
blah, blah ♪
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♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah
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♪ Blah, blah,
blah, blah ♪
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♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah
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♪ Blah, blah,
blah, blah ♪
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♪ Blah, blah,
blah, blah ♪
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♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah
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♪ I know that we'll have
a ball ♪
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♪ If we get down and go out
and just lose it all ♪
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♪ I feel stressed out,
I want to let it go ♪
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♪ Let's go way out, spaced out
and losing all control ♪
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♪ I gotta feeling
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♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah ♪
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♪ Blah, blah,blah, blah ♪
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♪ That tonight's gonna be
a good night ♪
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♪ That tonight's
gonna be a good night ♪
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♪ That tonight's gonna be
a good, good night ♪
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♪ Feeling
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♪ Woo-hoo.
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But again, you're
not invited.
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So, you and Federline
are on a break?
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Yeah, he's
doing SAT prep.
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Like I'm gonna put
my life on hold
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two Saturday afternoons a month.
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♪
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Dang!
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Who's he?
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That's the new kid,
Edwin Mullins.
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He's gorgeous,
but apparently none of the girls
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at Stoolbend High
is good enough for him.
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Like I care.
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(forced laugh)
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♪
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(gasps)
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Wait, do you think
Edwin could be...
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a vampire?
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Total vampire.
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I'm gonna go
talk to him.
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How do my
veins look?
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Sexy.
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Hi, I'm Roberta Tubbs.
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I know what you are,
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(whispers):
and it doesn't scare me.
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Oh, sweetie, you
have no idea.
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He is so into me.
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EDWIN:
Gordon, get back here, you bitch.
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A Walking Dead night-light?
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A young man is supposed to take
comfort in a night-light.
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(clattering)
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Okay, no need to be scared.
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I'm just inunfamiliar surroundings,
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under the care of strangers.
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(hooting)
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Aw, hell no!
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(phone ringing)
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Walt's house?
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Shavonne, you have got
to stop calling.
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Our boys are friends,
and I'm a happily married...
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Oh, hi, Rallo.
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Yep, your mom will be
right there.
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Donna. Donna.
Donna. Donna.
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Donna. Donna. Donna.
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What?
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Donna!
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Rallo got scared;
he needs you to go pick him up.
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Aren't you
already dressed?
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No.
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So, I'll just grab you
your slippers and keys?
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Cleveland,
go get Rallo.
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Ah, I'm going,
I'm going.
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Cleveland!
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Already in
the car! Bye!
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(cawing)
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So, what's going on, man?
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How you been?
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Unh-unh!
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Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh!
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No, sir!
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Too scared to sleep at
a friend's house, huh?
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I guess the tough guy isn't
as tough as he thinks.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Uh-oh, who's opening
your window?!
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Ooh, I hope it's
not a ghost!
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Wait, what are you doing?
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Hey, sketchy hitchhiker, guess
what a baby my stepson is.
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He couldn't even sleep
over at a friend's house!
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Really?
Swear to God.
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Had to call me to pick him up.
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What a wuss, right?
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(both laughing)
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Hey, I bet he's ticklish, too.
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Is he ticklish?
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Why don't you see,
sketchy hitchhiker?
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Hey, cut it out!
(laughs)
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Come on, now.
This guy's gross.
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(laughs)
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His hands are
all cut up.
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(laughs)
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Okay, that's enough.
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I'm also ticklish.
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Hey, tickle me now.
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(laughing)
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I said, why don't you
throw some tickles my way?
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Hands on the wheel,
armpits defenseless.
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(tires screech)
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All right, then.
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Get out!
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(tires screech)
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No damn tickles,
no damn ride.
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And now it's time to announce
the winner of
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the Broken Stool's
Day-Before-Halloween
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Pumpkin Carving Contest,
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or what some might call
"premature ejack-o'-lantern."
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(woman clears throat)
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Thanks for the material, Donny,
but I'm going off-prompter.
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I must be
in New York
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because I'm looking at the
Statue of Ad-Lib-erty.
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(laughs)
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(sighs)
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All right, here we go.
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This year's winning team is...
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...the only guys here
I recognize.
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Cleveland, Tim, Lester,
Holt and Terry
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for honoring America
with their salute to the troops.
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(cheering)
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Hooray!
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We win!
Noyce.
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Yee-haw!
Yee-haw!
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I just said that.
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What, we're not
allowed to double up?
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It's just not usually done.
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Hey, fellas, why don't we go
celebrate at my place?
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Yay!
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(dials)
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Hey, Donna, we're gonna
go get wasted at Terry's
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and then have
a slumber party.
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Thanks!
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Okay, everyone
except Donny, let's go!
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(cheering)
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(snoring)
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Damn it, can't get comfortable.
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Blanket's so scratchy.
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Why would you even buya blanket this scratchy?
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Oh, wait.
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Donna and I gave it to themas a wedding present.
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I had got it freeat a Ravens game.
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(clank)
What was that?
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Is someone climbingin the window?
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Oh, look at usjust laying here,
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ripe for the mass murdering.
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What the hell?!
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It's okay, those are just Terry
and Paul's porcelain cherubs.
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Look at their cute faces,so chubby and shiny and...
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(screams)
Holy (bleep)!
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Unh-unh! I got
magazines up here.
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Boo!
(screams)
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(mutters)
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12:30, huh?
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I made it
till 2:00.
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On Halloween's Eve?
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Unh-unh!
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Much scarier
night tonight.
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(scoffs)
Last night.
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Uh, Donna, you bring
the clean underpants?
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Getting dark, Cleveland.
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If you get scared,
you can always bail early
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like you did
at your sleepover.
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Oh, and that's coming from
Mr. "I'm five, I need my mommy."
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For the last time,
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stop scrappin',
Halloween's happenin'.
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It's the one time a year I get
to dress up as Michelle Obama
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and it doesn't look like
the creepy obsession that it is.
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Figures you'd have
a wimpy costume.
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What are you,
the Bride of Frankenstein?
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No, man, I'm celebrity
murderer Phil Spector.
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I show up to court like this.
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Ooh!
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And that's a lot tougher
than a leprechaun.
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Leprechaun?!
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I am the Notre Dame
Fighting Irish,
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the most fearless of
all collegiate mascots.
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(doorbell rings)
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Trick or...
Trout!
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Go fish.
(chuckles)
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Wait, we don't want fish,
we want candy.
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Unless they're
Swedish fish.
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"Horgy borgy bork bork bork."
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(groans)
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Annoying much?!
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No candy for anyone!
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Daddy, your Robin Williams-esque
friend is ruining Halloween.
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Yeah, Brown.
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Too scared
to shut this chump up?
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Hardly.
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Donny, get lost.
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Take a hike.
261
00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:01,589
See that?
262
00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:02,585
Fearless.
263
00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:03,596
Oh, yeah?
264
00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:05,427
Watch what I'm not afraid to do!
265
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,632
(horns blaring)
266
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,373
Wa-wa-wa-wah-wah-
wah-wah-wah-wah!
267
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,198
Rallo!
268
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,373
(electrical zapping)
269
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,672
Ha! You only made
it halfway.
270
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,335
Watch this.
271
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,313
Wa-wa-wa-wah...
272
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,980
(horn blaring)
That's it!
273
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,109
I had my tubes tied
for a reason.
274
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,524
I don't want to be raising
any more babies!
275
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:24,517
But...
276
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:25,578
We're done.
277
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,345
No more trick-or-treating!
278
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,624
I'll just buy candy.
279
00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:32,894
BOTH (garbled):
Ow! Ow!
280
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,167
Hey, Edwin,
281
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:44,167
I know your vampire senses can
pick up that I'm in danger.
282
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:47,541
Uh-oh,
I'm falling off this cliff.
283
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,211
You better save me!
284
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,409
(inhales)
285
00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:55,283
Help, Edwin!
286
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,452
I am drowning!
287
00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:59,450
Come save me, my belove...
288
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:04,260
(gasps)
Who are you?
289
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,357
I'm Caleb. And you are lucky
I was out here taking a dip
290
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,060
under the full moon, missy.
291
00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:13,628
Full moon?
292
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,103
(gasps)
293
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:20,372
Now I have to decide between
a vampire and a werewolf!
294
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:24,113
The movies say this is how
to get a boyfriend...!
295
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:32,245
Why are we driving through
this spooky neighborhood?
296
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,192
We buying another
foreclosure?
297
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:41,294
Isn't this
the old McCafferty place?
298
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,364
As in, "I dare you
to ride your bike up
299
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,203
to the old McCafferty place"?
300
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,928
Yes, because it's time
to end your silly rivalry.
301
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,604
You're both going
to prove you're brave
302
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,673
by getting through the
scariest night of the year
303
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,301
in the scariest
house in town.
304
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,806
Hop out, tough guys!
305
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,508
Time to grow up.
306
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,440
(Rallo grumbles)
307
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:03,376
See you in the morning...
308
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,923
if you survive!
309
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,618
(maniacal laughter)
310
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,691
Yeah, then maybe
we'll all get brunch!
311
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:13,320
(maniacal laughter)
312
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,186
(tires squeal)
313
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,204
(door creaks)
314
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,182
It, it's nice.
315
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,312
I don't know.
316
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,916
Seems a little
Scooby-Doo to me.
317
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,419
Zoinks!
318
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,790
(laughs a la Scooby-Do)
319
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:45,159
See, there's nothing
to be afraid of.
320
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,288
(thunder crashes)
321
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:52,155
You blew me off
one too many times, Cleveland.
322
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,525
Who's hacky now? (laughs)
323
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,995
Still me.
324
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,077
(running footsteps)
325
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,508
(door slams)
326
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,380
Well, good death, Rallo.
327
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,683
I mean, good night.
328
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,645
See you in heaven.
I mean, in the morning.
329
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,864
(stairs creaking)
330
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,764
Well, I won't be
able to sleep
331
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,960
till you go find out
what that noise is.
332
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,834
Fine, I'll go.
333
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,532
But you get nothing for
Christmas ever again.
334
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,774
You're bluffing.
335
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,198
Dang!
336
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,003
You know how I cherish
the smile on a child's face
337
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,436
on Christmas morn.
338
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,210
Man, if I were
watching this,
339
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,046
I'd be yelling at myself
to get the hell out of here.
340
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,226
BOTH:
Ah...!
341
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,262
(both laugh)
342
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,265
Nice work, Miss Donna!
343
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,867
A sound-effects CD
and a rubber spider,
344
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,799
and they're shaking
like a couple of bitches.
345
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,035
(laughs)
346
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,780
Well, thank you for
hooking up the Webcam!
347
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,607
I hope you never
abandon me
348
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,312
in an emotionally scarring
location to prove a point.
349
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,315
Well, just don't cross me,
Junior.
350
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,277
(Cleveland screams)
351
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,816
(laughs)
Tonight's gonna be fun!
352
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,091
(door creaks)
353
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,259
(laughs)
Yes!
354
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,929
Yes, it is.
355
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:31,298
ANNOUNCER:
When we return,Cleveland Jr. dies,
356
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:34,328
but Donna lives,and she and Cleveland begin
357
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,304
the painful processof starting anew
358
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,343
when The Cleveland Show
359
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:41,268
Halloween ExtravaGHOULza
continues!
360
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,677
(wolf howls)
361
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,680
(thunder crashes)
362
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:52,422
(wolf coughs, clears throat,
resumes howling)
363
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:56,117
(door creaks)
364
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,362
Wait, Rallo, I think
365
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,328
I see a g-g-g-g-
366
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:01,587
guest room!
367
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,331
Let's go sleep in there.
368
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,161
Yeah, go in there!
369
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,966
CLEVELAND (screams):
Walking Dead night-light!
370
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,198
(door creaks)
371
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,473
(Donna screams)
372
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:17,383
Here's... Donny! Yah!
373
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,207
I'm sorry. Is Cleveland home?
No.
374
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,652
Oh, what the hell.
I'll just kill you!
375
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,148
Yah...!
376
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,919
(both gasp)
377
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,752
(screams intermittently)
378
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:33,356
(screams)
379
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,530
Yah!
380
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,587
(maniacal laughter)
381
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,695
(screams)
382
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,697
(thunder crashes)
383
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,058
(both scream)
384
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,933
Aw, who are we kidding?
385
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,136
All right, on three,
386
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,437
let's say exactly what
we want to do right now.
387
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,539
One, two, three!
388
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:52,041
BOTH:
I want to get the hell out of here, go home, order a pizza,
389
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,945
watch Yo Gabba Gabbaand go to bed.
390
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,377
Me, too!
Me, too!
391
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,152
But we can't go home now.
392
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,450
You're right.
393
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,291
Your mom and Junior will tease
the dickens out of us.
394
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,617
Can we say that?
395
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,263
Oh, okay.
396
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,188
They'll tease
the dickens out of us.
397
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,593
Ow, right in
the dickens!
398
00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:14,234
(shrieks)
399
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:15,933
(gasps)
400
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:20,273
(gasping)
401
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,313
You get a haircut?
402
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,207
No, I got 'em all cut!
403
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,139
(crazy laughter)
404
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,105
Leave Miss Donna alone,
crazy comedy man!
405
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,014
(shrieking)
(grunting)
406
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,020
You know, you can't
really blame Tiger
407
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,020
for wanting to spice
things up a little.
408
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,822
Still, there could've
been one black woman.
409
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,255
Look at us.
410
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,290
Stalling with
semi-topical small talk
411
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,155
because we're
afraid to go home.
412
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,364
You're right.
413
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,795
Let's at least be brave
about being cowards.
414
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:51,272
Hard-to-place ethnic,
take us home!
415
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,111
Hey, I yem fram Flatka.
416
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,507
I once drive Kate Hudson.
417
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,709
Pee-ew!
418
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,353
It's so hard
having a vampire
419
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:13,086
and a werewolf in love
with you, you know?
420
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,193
Look at the two
of them,
421
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,864
eyeing each other
across the room, mouthing
422
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,763
"I want to fight
you so hard."
423
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,195
I can't take it anymore!
424
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:26,201
Ew! Your boob totally
mushed my elbow!
425
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,536
(sarcastic):
Oh, good, she's back.
426
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,170
Look, we're just gonna have
427
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,035
to settle this like I assume
they did in Twilight: Eclipse.
428
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,305
I missed that part because I was
in a screaming match
429
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,714
with an old lady who told me
to get off my phone.
430
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,346
Anyway, you two have
to fight over me.
431
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,152
Winner takes Roberta.
432
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,694
But neither of us wants...
433
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,619
To lose me, I know!
434
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,234
But this is how it has to be.
435
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,362
Oh, I can't stand
to watch them fight.
436
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,365
Anna, tell me who's winning.
437
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,141
Uh, they're not fighting.
438
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,268
But the werewolf
is on top.
439
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,666
(gasps)
Oh, my God, the werewolf
440
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,976
and vampire are gay!
441
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,879
News flash!
442
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,281
You know, Roberta,
for the record,
443
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,622
most gay people
are not monsters.
444
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:15,418
(lisping):
But most monsters are gay!
445
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,261
(makes sizzling sound)
446
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,225
Well, we couldn't make it
through the night.
447
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,826
Oh, hey, Donna.
448
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,536
All right, let fly
the jabs and japes.
449
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,870
(laughs)
450
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,175
Sorry to be such a drag!
451
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,538
(laughs)
452
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,206
Hi, Daddy.
453
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,354
What the hell?!
454
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,578
(Rallo screams)
455
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:50,024
Time for my axe to make
your body spray blood.
456
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,323
(chuckles)
"Axe Body Spray"?
457
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,325
I don't know
what that is.
458
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,187
Something the kids are using!
459
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,826
Yah!
460
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,230
(yells)
461
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:02,029
(yelling continues)
462
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,765
(Cleveland grunting)
463
00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:19,347
I... hate... black people...!
464
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,322
(thud)
465
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,850
Figures.
466
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:26,792
So, your husband
and five-year-old son
467
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:27,993
just killed a guy.
468
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,934
Pretty brave, huh?
469
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,029
I was right.
470
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,300
Tonight was a pretty good night.
471
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,099
(Auto-Tuned):
♪ I gotta feeling
472
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,001
♪ I know that we'll have
a ball ♪
473
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,673
♪ That tonight's gonna be
a good night ♪
474
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:41,171
♪ If we get down and go out
and just loose it all ♪
475
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:43,114
♪ That tonight's
gonna be a good night ♪
476
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,209
♪ I feel stressed out,
I just want to let it go ♪
477
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:47,211
♪ Let's go way out, spaced out
and losing all control
478
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,183
♪ That tonight's gonna be
a good night ♪
479
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:51,352
♪ I feel stressed out,
I want to let it go ♪
480
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,981
♪ That tonight's gonna
be a good night ♪
481
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,516
♪ That tonight's gonna be
a good night ♪
482
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,090
♪ Let's go way out, spaced out
and losing all control ♪
483
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,690
♪ Feeling, whoo-hoo.
(tires squeal)
484
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,831
(wolf howls)
485
00:21:00,881 --> 00:21:05,431
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