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Good. All right, now accelerate
just a little bit.
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How am I doing, Daddy?
Fine.
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Just put your pinkies down.
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Oh, my God,
you hit a cyclist.
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What should I do, Daddy?
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Drive, drive, drive.
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Pinkies.
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Five-0, Five-0.
Faster, Junior.
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[POLICE SIRENS WAILING]
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I can't shake him.
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Aah!
You're hit.
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No. He's hit.
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Look out for that tree!
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So this is what
your dad does every day.
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Wow, being a cable installer
is stressful.
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No wonder you're always drunk.
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♪ My name is Cleveland Brown
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♪ And I am proud to be
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♪ Right back
In my hometown ♪
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♪ With my new family
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♪ There's old friends
And new friends ♪
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♪ And even a bear
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♪ Through good times
And bad times ♪
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♪ It's true love we share ♪
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♪ And so I found a place
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♪ Where everyone will know
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♪ My happy mustache face
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♪ This is The Cleveland Show ♪
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[LAUGHS]
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[♪]
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Now, Junior,
Take Your Kid to Work Day
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is a chance for fathers
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to pass on their trade
to their kids,
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like Archie Manning did
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with his loaf-of-bread-faced
sons.
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These are our cable access
studios,
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where people no one would
ever listen to
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produce shows
no one will ever watch.
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ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:
You're watching Things I Hate with Freight Train Brown.
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You know what I hate?
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The Chinese.
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ANNOUNCER:
This has been Things I Hate with Freight Train Brown.
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I love
Take Your Kid to Work Day.
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It's basically just
a paid day off.
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No, it's not. If it's a day off,
why are we here?
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I didn't mean it.
It was just a joke.
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Jokes were supposed to be funny.
You laughing, Keith?
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No.
Keith is not laughing.
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Do you ever laugh, Keith?
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Only get four laughs a week.
Not gonna waste one on that.
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Oh, there's Terry.
Let's go see Terry.
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No.
I wasn't talking to you, Arch.
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Then why were you looking
in my direction?
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Oh, God, he's roping me back in.
Run, Junior, run.
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Hey, Terry.
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Boy, this must be
a difficult day for you,
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seeing as you've never had
the good fortune
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to have kids of your own.
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Man, you know I ain't
the fathering type.
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Hey, Darlene,
who's the little guy?
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My name is Terry.
Mine too.
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[LAUGHING IN UNISON]
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[♪]
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What does this switch do?
I don't know.
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[WHIRRING]
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[SOBBING]
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Well, there goes
the rest of my day.
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Can't believe I'm the only kid
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whose parent didn't take
him to work.
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I forgave Cleveland
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the time he forgot me in the car
at Cheesy Charlie's.
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I forgave him the time
he forgot my flight
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from Dallas was coming in,
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and I had to take
a $75 SuperShuttle home.
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You should've called me, Rallo.
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I would have picked
you up for 50.
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I would have spent the day
with my real father,
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but after what happened last
year, my mom wouldn't let me.
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[DICK DALE'S "MISERLOU" PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GASPS]
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[SCREAMING]
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Good job, Rallo.
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Let's dance.
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[CHUCK BERRY'S
"YOU CAN NEVER TELL" PLAYING]
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♪ It was a teenage wedding
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♪ And the old folksWished them well ♪
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♪ You could see that Pierre
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♪ Did truly loveThe mademoiselle ♪
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♪ And now the young monsieurAnd madame ♪
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♪ Have rung the chapel bell
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So how was your day, Junior?
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It was a dream.
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Did Rallo have fun today too?
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How would I know?
I haven't seen the kid all day.
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I know. Mrs. Lowenstein
drove him home from school.
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Cost me 50 bucks.
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All because someone forgot
to take him to work today.
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It's okay,
don't be so hard on yourself.
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One day this parenting thing
is all gonna click into place.
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If it were easy, it would be
called soccer.
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Cleveland, you promised
at dinner yesterday
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that you would take Rallo
to work with you.
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Remember, it was ham night?
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Yeah.
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Cleveland, do not forget
to take Junior and Rallo
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to Take Your Kid
To Work Day tomorrow.
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Huh? Yeah, okay, yeah. Mm.
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Ham.
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No, my ham, my ham.
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[GROANS]
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[GROWLING]
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He's your son. Why didn't you
take him to work with you?
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Because I thought this would
be a perfect opportunity
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for the two of you to bond.
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Rallo needs two parents.
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What if something happened
to me?
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Heavens, Donna, don't say that.
I don't know what I would do.
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Wait a minute, I would marry
the gal at the grocery store.
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What's that?
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I said, "I would marry the gal
at the grocery store."
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You know, Big-Boob June.
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You probably know her as June.
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I need you to spend
some time with Rallo.
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Well, on Saturday, Big-Boob June
and I are running a 5k for--
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Just you and Rallo, alone.
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But Rallo's boobs are tiny.
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Rallo, your mother says
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you and I should
really get to know each other.
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What do you say?
No.
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See?
He doesn't want to either.
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Out.
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[GROANS]
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Sorry, Junior.
It's just me and Rallo today.
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Force field.
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I wanna go with you.
Turn it off, turn it off.
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Oh, man. Where am I gonna find
a wizard on a Saturday?
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[♪]
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What in the world is this place?
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It's called a record store.
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It's where insufferable people
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come to find obscure music
no one likes.
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Where do they keep the MP3s?
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MP3s?
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Rallo, LPs offer
a full warm sound
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you just can't get digitally.
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[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
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[RECORD SKIPPING]
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Mm. Take me back.
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Hibachi.
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh, the heck with this, man.
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What?
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[SHOUTING]
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Look, let's just bag this,
tell Mama we bonded,
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and silently resent each other
for the rest of our lives.
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Hey, look, a fair. Can we go?
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Paying $5 to throw darts
at a balloon
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for a Def Leppard
cocaine mirror?
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Well,
maybe that could be fun.
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Step right up and win a cheap,
unlicensed knock-off toy.
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Brat Simpson, Spider-Buddy
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and Family Dude's Stevie.
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STEVIE [ON RECORDING]:
I'm gay.
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[SHEEP BAAING]
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A petting zoo. I would like to
go poke a comatose goat.
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Excuse me, sir,
how much will it cost
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for the boy
to pet the animals?
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Petting? No, these sheep
are for mutton busting.
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Alrighty, then.
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Come on, Rallo,
let's go so this nice man
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can rape his livestock
in peace.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Don't worry, we leave
the lamb-loving
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to the Amish, partner.
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I'm Tuff Hogland and that there
is mutton busting.
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[SHOUTING]
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[CRYING]
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[CHEERING]
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Can I give it a try?
I don't care.
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[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
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Let her rip.
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[SHOUTING]
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[SHEEP BAAING]
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That your boy?
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Yes, sir, that's my son.
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That was a championship ride,
partner.
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Hey, and I was just looking
to replace this too.
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Your boy is a natural athlete.
Got any more like him at home?
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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No.
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God, no.
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[♪]
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And the man,
who you'll remember
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is covered in his grandmother's
poop, replies:
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"The aristocrats."
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Oh, man.
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I thought the act would have
a much less sophisticated name.
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Mama, this man is funny.
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He's like what Bill Cosby
must have been like
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before he started hating
black people.
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Daddy's home, Daddy's home,
Daddy's home.
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Look what I won mutton busting.
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Mutton busting?
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I thought the same thing.
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But it's pretty much just kids
peeing their pants
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while riding terrified sheep
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that smell like sheep
and kid pee.
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I wanna do that.
Sorry, but you're too old.
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Oh.
Let me finish. And fat.
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You're too old
and fat to mutton bust.
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I tell you,
our boy here was born
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to straddle a farm animal.
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Our boy?
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Well, I'm glad you two bonded,
but that sounds dangerous.
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After giving this
a moment's thought,
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I don't want Rallo
doing it anymore.
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BOTH:
Ain't nothing but mutton busting.
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I said no.
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Oh, this is more depressing
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than being a programming
executive at AMC.
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ANNOUNCER:
Coming up next,an all-new Mad Men.
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Followed by a special encorepresentation of Mad Men.
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Then a Mad Men marathon
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featuring hoursof before-seen footage.
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And later tonight,an all-new series...
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...Mad Men.
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We are AMC.
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Oh, Mad Men is on.
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Mutton busting, sport of kings,
c-bro. Check it.
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Virginia State Champion, Pee-wee
Division. '98 throughout '06.
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Well, even sadder than that,
Donna won't let us go anymore.
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She thinks it's too dangerous.
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Dangerous?
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The sheep is like, what?
Eight inches off the ground?
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You're right.
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If I weren't
so afraid of Donna,
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I would march up to her,
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and tell her a little danger
is good for kids.
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Who says you need to tell her?
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She's the one who wanted
you two to bond, right?
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Here's how you bond.
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Have a secret you're both
keeping from his mother.
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Like my dad did when he told me
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about his second family
a couple counties over.
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I never felt closer to him.
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Plus, that's how I met Kendra.
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Oh.
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Well, dip my nads in cream
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and lock me in a room
full of kittens.
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Look who is back.
Ha, ha.
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I just knew
by your weathered hands
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and super smelly breath,
256
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,927
that you would be good
for a funny saying or two.
257
00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:04,699
[CHUCKLING]
258
00:11:06,031 --> 00:11:08,901
Aw, he remembers you.
259
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,542
Aw, yeah,
you're a good boy.
260
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,708
I'm gonna name you Barnaby.
261
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,207
And I'm gonna name you Jeffrey.
262
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,239
Jeffrey?
263
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:20,014
Yeah, I like that.
You ready to ride?
264
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,833
I was born ready, Jeff.
265
00:11:21,832 --> 00:11:23,082
It's Jeffrey.
266
00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:26,472
[♪]
267
00:11:26,469 --> 00:11:28,199
[RINGING]
268
00:11:28,205 --> 00:11:30,035
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
269
00:11:55,331 --> 00:11:57,011
[CROWD CHEERING]
270
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,096
[GRUNTING]
271
00:12:20,756 --> 00:12:24,386
Well, we're off for another day
of father-son bonding.
272
00:12:24,394 --> 00:12:26,594
Again? Where you guys headed?
273
00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:29,526
We're going to see a stage
version of Roots
274
00:12:29,532 --> 00:12:32,272
as performed by the band
The Roots.
275
00:12:32,268 --> 00:12:34,098
Roots, Roots? Can I come?
276
00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:36,043
No, you little weirdo.
277
00:12:36,038 --> 00:12:39,308
Have fun.
Okay.
278
00:12:39,308 --> 00:12:42,428
I may be weird,
but I'm not stupid.
279
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,959
Or am I?
280
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:47,554
I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this.
281
00:12:50,052 --> 00:12:51,342
[♪]
282
00:13:09,304 --> 00:13:11,574
Rallo, you are mutton busted.
283
00:13:11,574 --> 00:13:15,484
The next sheep you ride
is gonna buck you up.
284
00:13:15,478 --> 00:13:17,478
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
285
00:13:41,052 --> 00:13:43,742
Hey, guys,
keep on the lookout for Borat.
286
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,670
He comes to stuff like this
287
00:13:45,675 --> 00:13:48,605
and, uh, makes everybody
look stupid.
288
00:13:48,611 --> 00:13:52,001
Hey, that's Cleveland Brown.
His boy is the champ.
289
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,728
MAN:
And there is the bear that walks among us.
290
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,344
Here comes Rallo. Yay!
291
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,567
This is it, boy.
292
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,941
What do you say
once we win this championship
293
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,541
we retire on top
like The Simpsons.
294
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,113
Shoot, there's no retirement
for these little guys.
295
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,082
They're agricultural
sheep on loan.
296
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,611
Well, what happens to them?
297
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:10,815
We murder them.
298
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,147
Combo of them
getting too slow
299
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,722
and us getting too hungry.
300
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,919
Like Penelope
or Lady Suzette here.
301
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,262
See their cute,
cuddly little faces?
302
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,528
Well, we're fixing to smash
them in with a mallet.
303
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,337
Oh, now don't you look sad
304
00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:25,975
or we'll bash your face
in too. Ha, ha.
305
00:14:25,982 --> 00:14:27,752
Just kidding.
306
00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:30,821
But not about your sheep.
We definitely will kill him.
307
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:34,620
Have a good ride, cowboy.
308
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,224
[FLIES BUZZING]
309
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,580
This place
is so stinky and gross.
310
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:44,750
And it's so hot in this costume,
I can barely breathe.
311
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,391
Getting lightheaded.
312
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:52,607
Can't even finish
this funnel cake.
313
00:14:54,409 --> 00:14:57,249
ANNOUNCER:
And your next rider is Rallo Tubbs.
314
00:14:57,247 --> 00:14:58,557
[CROWD CHEERING]
315
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:03,682
I can't let them do that
to you, Barnaby.
316
00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:06,646
I won't let them turn you
into gyros and condoms.
317
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,916
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
318
00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:18,504
Yee-haw!
319
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,991
Don't worry, he's on a sheep.
How far can he possibly go?
320
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,218
[TRAIN HORN HONKING]
321
00:15:28,159 --> 00:15:30,009
Bye-bye.
322
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,250
Who wants ice cream?
Ice cream?
323
00:15:35,252 --> 00:15:37,692
Oh, my God, Cleveland,
what did you do?
324
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,347
What makes you think
I did anything?
325
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,056
Now, we've got vanilla,
chocolate,
326
00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:43,057
Rallo is missing, cookie dough--
327
00:15:43,059 --> 00:15:45,489
Rallo is missing?
How could you lose him?
328
00:15:45,495 --> 00:15:48,855
You guys were just taking
father-son notary classes.
329
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,895
Well, that's the thing right
there. We weren't notary-ing.
330
00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:53,201
We were mutton busting.
331
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:56,143
And his mutton busted loose,
hopped a train.
332
00:15:56,139 --> 00:15:57,589
Hopped a train?
333
00:15:57,591 --> 00:15:59,891
I don't know mutton busting
lingo. What does that mean?
334
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,032
Little Mr. Rallo, he gone.
335
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,458
My baby.
336
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,033
Donna, I don't wanna play
the blame game,
337
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,412
but this is your fault.
338
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,676
You never should have left me
alone with him.
339
00:16:09,686 --> 00:16:10,816
But I forgive you.
340
00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:13,750
The police are on it
and I will not rest
341
00:16:13,756 --> 00:16:15,956
until our family
is back together.
342
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:16,989
Wait.
343
00:16:16,993 --> 00:16:19,233
Why is this ice cream
still here?
344
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,248
Where is Junior?
345
00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:26,183
Hello, police?
346
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:28,915
Hey, uh, Cleveland Brown here.
347
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:31,822
We spoke earlier
about the missing boy.
348
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,155
See, the funny thing is
349
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,389
we also have another kid
missing. Ha, ha.
350
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:39,055
Yes, I realize
how serious this is.
351
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,765
Thank you, officer.
352
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:44,167
Hmm. So did you remember
to record Mike & Molly?
353
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,866
Waking up on a toilet again.
354
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,706
I got to take a long hard
look at myself
355
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,012
because this is not living.
356
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:58,195
But first, revenge.
357
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,140
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
358
00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:07,387
What magical place is this?
359
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:12,803
Why, it is 17th Century
Scotland, enchanted lamb child.
360
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,999
Seventeenth Century Scotland?
361
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:19,271
Oh, my God, that gross
port-a-potty is a time machine.
362
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,212
I have to warn them
about the future.
363
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:26,388
Don't have sex with Magic
Johnson. You'll find out why.
364
00:17:28,664 --> 00:17:29,834
[♪]
365
00:17:29,832 --> 00:17:31,432
[RALLO CLICKING]
366
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,624
Seems like this place
would be sheep-friendly.
367
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,184
Hi, what can I get you?
368
00:17:43,179 --> 00:17:44,779
Apple juice, neat.
369
00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:46,681
Leave the bottle.
370
00:17:48,384 --> 00:17:50,494
Ah.
371
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,747
Lot on your mind?
372
00:17:51,755 --> 00:17:54,405
Just looking for a good home
for my sheep.
373
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,357
You mean the one that got hit
by a car in the parking lot?
374
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,690
What?
375
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:01,855
He just ran out
in front of me.
376
00:18:01,864 --> 00:18:02,964
Barnaby.
377
00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:04,626
[BARNABY BAAING]
378
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,650
Oh, thank God.
379
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,119
[TIRES SQUEALING
THEN LAMB BAAING]
380
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,564
[THUDS]
381
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,010
[GUN COCKS]
382
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,832
We got to get out of this town.
383
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:28,024
You know, C-cup,
it's not the end of the world.
384
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,794
Good thing about kids is
you can always make more.
385
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:32,043
Thank you, Father.
386
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,945
Well, I used all
my psychic powers,
387
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:38,318
but I couldn't feel
any dead children.
388
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:42,617
Donna, I know we've had
our differences in the past.
389
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,992
Mrs. Brown, don't worry.
390
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:46,859
We're doing everything we can
and we will find your son.
391
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,189
Now, do you have one
of Rallo's T-shirts
392
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,855
that I could let
the cadaver dog sniff?
393
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,904
What's his name?
Corpsey.
394
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:57,699
Oh. Give me a kiss, Corpsey.
395
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,374
You're cute, yes, you are.
396
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:05,184
Please, be in Star Wars times.
Please, be in Star Wars times.
397
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:10,147
Ideally, before the disbanding
of the Galactic Senate, please.
398
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,949
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
399
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,572
Hippies?
400
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,101
I must be in the 1960s
401
00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:19,236
where there's no structure
or schedules.
402
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,742
Help.
403
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:28,100
Barnaby, slow down,
that's not a real sheep.
404
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:30,001
They don't get that fat.
405
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,703
Junior?
Rallo.
406
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,144
How did you end up
here in the 1960s?
407
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,610
Do you have a time-traveling
Porta Potty too?
408
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,209
Even if you weren't dressed
in a sheep costume,
409
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,451
I wouldn't know
how to respond to that.
410
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:44,627
This ain't the '60s. This is
just some dirty hippy festival.
411
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:47,493
Yeah,
that does make more sense.
412
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,987
I think my rational side
413
00:19:48,989 --> 00:19:50,889
might have known
that the whole time.
414
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,820
Maybe we should just go home.
415
00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:54,426
Hop on.
416
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,797
Thanks, man. But what am I gonna
do with Barnaby?
417
00:20:06,554 --> 00:20:11,984
I think Barnaby
will be just fine.
418
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,908
[CLICKING]
419
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,413
[JUNIOR HUMMING]
420
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:27,255
Please, dear Jesus,
lead these children home.
421
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,930
Let me finish.
422
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,928
Rallo. Junior.
423
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,730
Thank God, you're home.
424
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,572
Oh, we were so worried.
425
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:38,647
Oh, Junior, you being gone
made me realize something.
426
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:42,215
You're my son and I love you.
427
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:44,044
I'm sorry for lying
to you, Mama.
428
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,983
I'll never do it again.
429
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:46,888
It's okay.
430
00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:47,956
I'm just happy to have
431
00:20:47,964 --> 00:20:49,804
our kids home safe and sound.
432
00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:52,529
Let's go buy a ham to celebrate.
433
00:20:52,535 --> 00:20:53,765
I'm home.
434
00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:57,000
Anybody have $50
to pay Mrs. Lowenstein?
435
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,706
Oh, yeah, three.
436
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,878
We have three children.
437
00:21:00,877 --> 00:21:02,377
[CROWD LAUGHING]
438
00:21:02,378 --> 00:21:03,778
[CAR HORN HONKING]
439
00:21:05,714 --> 00:21:07,724
[♪]
440
00:21:38,747 --> 00:21:41,717
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441
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:46,317
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