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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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Harold: Guys! Guys!
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- Where have you been
all morning?
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- I was at the dentist's office
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'cause they had to pull
a tooth.
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See?
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- You should've had 'em all
pulled,
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then cashed in big
with the tooth fairy.
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- Ah, nope.
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The tooth fairy doesn't pay up
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unless the tooth falls out
on its own.
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Argh, I still can't believe
the judge took her side!
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- Izzy, this court hereby
adjudicates
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that the extraction
of your own teeth
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relinquishes the tooth fairy
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from any subsequent agreement
to remunerate you.
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- (Muffled) English!
Speak English!
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- You're not getting any money.
(Gavel thuds)
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- In your face!
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- And anyway, ah!
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I was in the waiting room,
I read a magazine article
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written by a real hypnotist!
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- An article written by a what?
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- A hypno-tich!
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A hip-ah! Urghhh!
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Dumb gauze!
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- (Whistling)
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Ooh! Free marshmallow!
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- And now 'cause I read
that article,
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I can hypnotize people!
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- Super cool!
- Hmph!
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Prove it!
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- When is this show
gonna start?!
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- What show?
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- Harold's going to hypnotize
Duncan!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Hypnosis is a very,
very, dangerous thing.
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I gotta see this!
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♪♪♪
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Harold: Ladies and gentlemen!
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Please welcome...
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Harold the Spectacular!
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♪♪♪
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Oof!
Kids: Yay! Yipee! Yeah!
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- Ohh...
- Okay, enough!
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Let's get this failure
over with!
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- You're getting sleepy...
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sleeeeepy...
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sleeeeeeeepy!
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(Snoring)
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(All gasp)
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- Observe!
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Duncan, you're a chicken.
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- Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawwwwk!
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(Clucking)
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All: (Gasp)
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(Clucking)
- Ow!
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All: Whoa!
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- Make him be a dog!
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I've always wanted a dog.
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- Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Okay! You're a dog!
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(Growls, barks)
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- Grrr! Grrrr!
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- No, no, no, no, no!
You're a good dog!
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- (Laughs)
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You didn't hypnotize me,
doofus.
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'Cause you're not a hypnotist.
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- (Whimpers)
All: Awww!
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- Are you okay?
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- Yeah, I'm just feeling
a little bummed.
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I don't understand
what went wrong.
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I did what the article said.
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Why wasn't Duncan hypnotized?
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(Groans)
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- (Playful growling)
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- Maybe you need a bigger
yo-yo.
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- Or maybe I'm just not
cut out to be a hypnotist.
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That would've been such
a cool career, too!
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- You should keep trying,
maybe you'll figure it out.
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- You really think so?
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- Sure! Or you could
just give up.
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Either way.
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- You're right, Beth,
if I keep trying,
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I will be great!
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- Kinda putting words
in my mouth there,
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but whatevs.
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♪♪♪
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(Owen pants)
- Hey! What is... stop!
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Aaaaah!
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- (Pants)
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(Barking)
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- (Whistling) Ahh!
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Hello, I'm Cody.
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(Snarling sounds)
- Aaaaaah!
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- Attention! Who did this
to my Judge Sally doll?!
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Her gavel has been chewed
out of her hand!
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How will she maintain order
in her courtroom now?!
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- And who buried me
in the sand?
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Cody: And who dug this hole
I'm in?
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(All grumbling and arguing)
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- Hmm?
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- (Panting)
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(Thuds, crashes)
- (Gasps)
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Harold! I think you did
hypnotize someone!
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- What? Who?
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- Owen!
- (Yelps)
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- Here, boy!
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- (Panting)
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(All gasp)
- Sit!
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Shake a paw.
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Play dead.
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Speak!
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- Arf! Arf! Arf! Grrrr!
- Good boy!
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- I did it!
I hypnotized someone!
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Leshawna: Here, boy.
Jude: He's a cutie.
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- (Barking)
Kids: Yeah!
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- Well Duncan,
what do you say now?
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- Hope you can
un-hypnotize him,
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or you're gonna be in a lot
of trouble.
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- (Gasps) W-what kind
of trouble?
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You mean, like, jail?
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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(Teeth chattering)
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Bear: (Roars)
- Aaaaaah!
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(Whimpers)
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- Um, why would your cellmate
be a bear?
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- I don't know!
But I can't go there!
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I can't! (Sobbing)
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- I've always wanted a dog,
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but my mom says my little
brother poops in the yard,
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and that's good enough.
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- I-I gotta switch him back!
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Here, Owen! Here, boy!
Here, Owen!
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Here, boy! Where'd he go?
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(Gasps)
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- (Barking)
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- How'd he get out?
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- The gate was unlocked,
so I let him go.
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It's wrong to keep a wild
animal locked up.
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- Jude! Dogs are domestic
animals!
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And that dog was Owen!
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- Ohhh... I thought he looked
familiar.
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- Arghhh!
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Owen! Come back!
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- (Panting)
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(Growls, loud barking)
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(Screeching meow)
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- (Whimpers)
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(Cats meow angrily)
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- Phew!
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(Dog whines)
- (Sniffs)
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Arf! Arf! Arf!
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(Sniffs, yelps)
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(Tires screech door slams)
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(Dogs bark, engine rumbles)
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- Owen?
- Owen!
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- Here, boy!
(Dogs barking)
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- Oh no! The dog catcher
caught Owen.
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- Oh no! What do we do?!
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- We gotta go to the pound.
Come on!
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(Barks)
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(Panting)
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- Who's this new dog?
- I don't know.
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But I heard they brought him in
'cause he bit a mailman.
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- Whoa, that's hardcore.
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- (Sniffing)
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(Kibble rattles)
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(Kibble rattles)
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(Loud, huge burp)
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(Panting)
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- So you see he's actually
our friend,
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and not a dog at all.
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- Uh huh, right. "Hypnosis".
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That old chestnut.
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Yeah, sorry, kids.
Heard it all before.
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Nice try.
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Okay. Buh-bye now, vamoose.
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Scooch, scooch, scooch!
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- Oh well, we tried.
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Guess all we can do now
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is hope Owen gets adopted
by a nice family.
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- (Gasps) Wait!
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What if we were that
nice family?
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- Yes! We'll need disguises.
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Harold: Ahem. How do?
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We're an older married couple
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that aren't the kids who were
in here a few minutes ago.
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- Yes. And we need a dog
to save our marriage.
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- What? Why are you
telling her that?
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It's too personal!
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- You gotta pull
at the heartstrings.
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- How about this fuzzy
little fella?
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- Do you have any with
blonde fur?
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- Yep. Here you go.
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- No, he's much bigger...
um, um, ahem.
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Should be bigger.
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- Et voila.
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- Do you have any
with clothes on?
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- Dog in a shirt. Boom.
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- No. The shirt should have a...
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maple leaf on the front.
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- You like what you see here?
Huh? Huh?
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- Wow. Just... wow.
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- But we want a dog that
looks...
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more confused!
- Aha!
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Now I got just what
you're looking for.
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- (Calls out)
- That's a dolphin.
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- Ah, whatever you say, mister.
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Tah-dah!
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- Ruff! Ruff!
- Owen... ing
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a dog is a big responsibility!
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- We'll take him!
- Mazel tov!
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(Barking)
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(Stick whooshing)
(Panting)
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(Slobber dripping)
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- Grrr.
- (Laughs nervously)
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♪♪♪
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- Ahh... that was so much fun!
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I've never had the chance
to walk a dog before!
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- Yeah well, you got
the easy job.
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- You ready, Beth?
- Okay... (sighs)
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make him Owen again.
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- It is time!
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- Ohh. Ah! My knees
are getting sore.
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- How are you you again?!
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I didn't even un-hypnotize
you yet!
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- Oh! You can hypnotize people?
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- Wait. Were you in the room
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when Owen was trying
to hypnotize Duncan
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into being a dog this morning?
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- No, I guess I missed that.
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- What?! Then why were you
acting like a dog all day?!
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- I just wanted to.
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It was super fun.
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Maybe tomorrow I'll be a cow.
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- So I guess I can't actually
hypnotize people.
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(Sighs)
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(Whirring)
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- (Clucking)
- (Gasps) It worked!
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I've gotta tell Harold!
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Harold! You are a hypnotist!
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You turned Chef into a chicken!
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- Really? I did?
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- Yeah! And it even...
Chef: Awk! Bawk! Bawk!
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(Clucking)
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(Cracking)
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(Squawking)
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