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Intro.
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Of course it was a dream, you
silly prick
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Oh shit.
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Mum.
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Mum.
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Mum.
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Mum.
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Oh, hello love.
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How's your Paul getting on?
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Not too bad.
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Bless him.
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And Norman?
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Usual.
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Can't stay.
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I'm late for work.
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She's always late that one.
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Ah leave her alone will you
woman.
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She's got enouigh on her plate
without you sticking your oar in.
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God.
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Oh shut up.
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Morning.
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Is there ought in there for me?
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It's all for your lad again.
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Doesn't give up, does he?
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No surprises there then.
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- At least he keeps you in a job.
- Indeed.
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Work hard in the middle.
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- Jesus.
- Sorry mate.
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Didn't do it on purpose like.
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What's up Ando?
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You out on the piss again last
night?
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Aye, keep your friggin gob shut
mate.
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You'll get me hung.
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Knew it.
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I feel rough as a dog.
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Oy!
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When you've finished talking to
your girlfriend.
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Ssssh!
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Alright Brian?
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Are you gonna get any work done?
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Aye.
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I know it's only voluntary but there's
plenty of work to be done you know.
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Aye, nay bother Brian, I'm on me
way.
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Good lad.
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Alright boys, let's go. Keep it
moving.
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Inaudible chat to pigeons.
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Right.
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I'll give you a course of
painkillers and a two week sick note.
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If you don't feel any better
after that.
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Come back..
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And I'll take another look at
ya.
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OK?
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Yep.
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Alright.
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Thanks doc.
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Right.
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There you go.
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Did you tell your
dad tea's ready?
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No.
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Oh.
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Here he is.
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Thought I'd,
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fetch you these.
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You did, did ya?
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Want a round of applause as well
do ya?
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How longs your back gonna be out
this time eh?
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The doctor said two weeks.
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Is that Alright with you?
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Yeah.
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We've got a sew spuds to see us
through.
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You know you can't do right for
doing wrong in this bloody house.
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Mum.
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Don't listen to him.
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Why?
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Why?
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You know what he's like.
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Are you ok?
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No wait.
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There you go.
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Clockwise.
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Oh he's a bugger, he's a bugger.
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Hello lad.
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Cheers mum.
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It's a waste of bloody time if
you ask me.
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Yeah well, nobody did.
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What do you want me to do dad?
Eh?
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Just sit here like a cabbage?
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Well whose gonna give you a job?
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You can't even speak properly.
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Never mind him.
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Just you concentrate on what
you're doing eh.
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How the hell can I mum?
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He's doing me head in.
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Norman,
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clear off!
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Go on, bugger off!
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You're doing him no favours you
know.
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Filling his head with all this
shite.
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Shite eh?
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Yeah shite.
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'Cos come on tell me..
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...tell me, what good has it done
him so far?
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Just leave it mum.
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You're wasting your breath.
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If..
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...you're gonna go out.
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For God sakes go!
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GO!
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Ignorant.
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Barstard!
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I've had enough of this.
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As soon as I can..
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...I'm moving out!
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So sorry son, I'm so sorry.
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Are you gonna take that
stupid jumper off or what?
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Aye it is a bit shit mate,
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it is shit though in it?
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...looks like one of me sisters.
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Or perhaps you bought especially
for dancing with Steve?
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Ahh you cheeky get
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Anyway when are you gonna stop
drinking you bloody cripple?
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Aye, I might be a cripple..
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...but I can still hold a pint.
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We'll see about that then. mate
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Come on.
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Oh here we go.
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Right then.
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You'll love this.
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What you up to?
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Man you twat
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Inaudible banter.
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Here we go.
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Aye, don't look at me mate,
nothing to do with me.
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More inaudible banter.
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Tell 'em, tell 'em
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Let's see if you can hold a
flaming pint now then shall we?
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Right ok, here we go.
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Brake test uurrrgh!
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Steady on you twat..
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...I nearly ended up on my arse
man!
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I am gagging for a piss.
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- Oh tie a knot in in man.
- Oh
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Hello lads.
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Hiya.
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Hiya.
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Where have you been?
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Oh er..
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...church.
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Aye we've been praying for him
to walk again..
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...but it's not been working.
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Would he like a sweet?
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Well ask him.
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Oh sorry.
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Would you like a sweet?
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Aye.
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And I'll have a fag as well.
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Oh aye.
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A fag?
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- Aye
- He don't smoke does he?
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Oh I try and get him to stop
Ethel.
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Like a chimney.
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Honestly.
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It helps calm me nerves.
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Aye, aye.
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Chain smoker's what he is.
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And I'll have a..
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...beer As well.
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- Actually I'll have a beer As well if you've got two?
- A beer?
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No he doesn't drink As well?
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With his condition?
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All the time.
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- I try and get him to stop.
- Like a fish.
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Oh I tell you what..
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...he's a bugger for them
strippers As well mind.
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Have you got a stripper in that
bag?
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With big boobs?
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Aye that's a point..
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He does prefer them curvier.
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He's not too fussy.
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Oh my God!
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This is terrible..
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I don't want to hear anymore.
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I'll be speaking to your mum
about this.
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Honestly.
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Bye grandma.
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And don't you grandma me!
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Oh man, I'm gonna wet myself.
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Hiya mam.
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Sweetheart
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What's he done now?
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Bugger's only gone and signed
off for another week.
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I don't know where he thinks
everything comes from..
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He doesn't bring in a bloody
penny..
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He thinks it all comes from his
allotment.
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A few spuds.
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He's a lazy git, that's his
problem.
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Have..
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Have you ever..
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Thought about..
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About leaving him?
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Many a time.
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Why?
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Nought.
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It's just..
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I've been offered that council
flat.
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Are you gonna take it?
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I've been thinking about it.
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Have you been to see it yet?
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I..
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I don't care how it looks.
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Why don't you move in with me?
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What if I don't?
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I suppose I'd have to get a
carer.
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Is that you Ian?
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Thought you'd forgotten.
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Aye, sorry Mrs H, got
side-tracked.
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Good morning.
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Morning.
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All for Paul again.
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Hope there's some good
luck in amongst that lot for him.
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Cya.
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Cya.
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Right..
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What wants doing?
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You can start by loading those
into the van..
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If you don't mind?
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Righty oh.
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How's your mum this morning?
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- Alright is she?
- Oh aye.
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Fine.
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And how's his Lordship?
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He's getting ready in the
lounge.
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Takes forever.
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You're telling me.
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Mum!
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Ah son!
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You gonna give me a hand?
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You're in a right pickle!
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Lean forward.
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Right, you're putting weight on.
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Alright.
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Hand.
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Hand.
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Collar.
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Oh the heck!
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What are you thinking about!
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Alright.
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Mum.
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I've been thinking.
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Having second thoughts are ya?
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No.
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I hope he'd understand.
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There's nothing we can do about
that now.
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It's up to him.
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Isn't it?
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Aye.
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I suppose you're right.
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Right.
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We all set?
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Aye.
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Aye.
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On.. onwards and upwards.. eh?
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Come on then.
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Just you lot then?
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Precious cargo eh?
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Arms under his elbows, here we
go.
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- Ready?
- Yeah
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Three.
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Two.
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One.
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Let's get you in there
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You in mate?
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Yeah aye.
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Come on.
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Carriage awaits.
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Oooopppllaa
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Cheeky bugger!
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Just helping Mrs H.
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Did you just touch my mam's
arse?
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Aye.
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Been wanting to do that since I
were twelve.
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Is the electric on?
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First things first, let's get
the kettle on.
284
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,671
It's not flaming on.
285
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:41,739
Ah it don't matter
286
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:42,874
I'll get on to 'em.
287
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:46,644
Get him in.
288
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,733
- Ow!
- Give him a shove!
289
00:20:47,735 --> 00:20:48,822
I'm making a hole.
290
00:20:48,824 --> 00:20:49,912
Break the house man!
291
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:51,850
Get him in!
292
00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:53,516
Tip us off me chair!
293
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,593
Oh shit!
294
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,328
Oh shit!
295
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:05,931
Language!
296
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,710
Alice!
297
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:23,949
Alice!
298
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,868
Dear Norman, enough is enough..
299
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,404
There is no future for us
together..
300
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,006
So Paul and I have taken our own
flat..
301
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,008
Do not follow us..
302
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,345
Enjoy your life alone with your
pigeons..
303
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,680
And your darts..
304
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:57,616
Alice.
305
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:40,459
Where's your mother?
306
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,728
She.. she's at Bingo.
307
00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:46,098
Why didn't she say ought?
308
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,567
She did.
309
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:50,669
Plenty of times.
310
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,436
You just didn't listen.
311
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,005
Look, your home..
312
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,775
Is in Dundee street with me and
your mother.
313
00:22:58,678 --> 00:22:59,877
Not anymore it's not..
314
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:04,548
Besides, it never felt like
home.
315
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,651
You made damn sure of that.
316
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:10,688
Who's paying for this place
anyway eh?
317
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:12,157
Your mother?
318
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:13,558
No..
319
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:14,826
I.. I am
320
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:16,428
You?
321
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,830
Aye well we'll see how long that
lasts shall we eh?
322
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,767
She's only here because of you,
you know.
323
00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:26,003
I didn't force her to come.
324
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:26,837
Oh come on..
325
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,607
She's not gonna let you fend for
yourself is she?
326
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,684
And be careful what you
leave behind next time.
327
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,724
Finally seen sense have you?
328
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:48,527
What?
329
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:52,762
You think I'm here to
see if you'd take me back?
330
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:54,810
I wouldn't take you back if your
arse was decked in diamonds.
331
00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,534
Then what are you here for then
woman?
332
00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:57,868
To set you straight.
333
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:05,709
Why don't you take a long hard
look at yourself?
334
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:07,645
Your son..
335
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:10,748
Has more compassion in his little
finger than you have in your whole body.
336
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:13,051
Look at you!
337
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,467
You show them damn pigeons
more affection than you ever did us.
338
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,790
Why he still wants to bother
with you..
339
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:20,825
God only knows.
340
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,093
You never showed him any
interest.
341
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,764
He's your son for Christ's
sakes!
342
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:07,738
Get in!
343
00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:10,642
Mum!
344
00:25:15,248 --> 00:25:17,114
Out with the old..
345
00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:18,749
In with the new.
346
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,756
Stop fussing mum, will ya.
347
00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:30,094
My son a civil servant..
348
00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:32,530
Who'd have thought it?
349
00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:33,765
Eh?
350
00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:39,304
Right.
351
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:43,607
There you go lad..
352
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:45,943
Off you go.
353
00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:49,114
Thanks mum.
354
00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:52,316
You not coming to see me out?
355
00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,318
Go.
356
00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:55,153
Go!
357
00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:07,031
As they come into the final furlong,
Nashwan is five lengths clear..
358
00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:09,667
Of the rest of the pack and he
is romping home!
359
00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:10,935
Get in there!
360
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:11,735
He!
361
00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:12,970
What you laughing at?
362
00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:14,572
Just doing some riding son.
363
00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:15,706
I'm good at riding..
364
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:16,708
Ask your sister.
365
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:17,943
Ay!
366
00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:22,313
No, it's Alright, you can have
her.
367
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,214
Actually, you're Alright mate.
368
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:25,282
Anyway, that's for you.
369
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:27,252
And I've got mine..
370
00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:28,552
Just here.
371
00:26:30,305 --> 00:26:31,788
Be good if we could win like
this every day eh?
372
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:32,871
Aye, you're not wrong mate.
373
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:35,961
Mum!
374
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,030
Mum!
375
00:26:40,782 --> 00:26:42,265
Can you make us two brews
please?
376
00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:45,235
I'm already doing it love..
377
00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,237
Just hang on.
378
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:47,972
Ay!
379
00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:50,454
It looks like we're gonna have
another scratch team today mind.
380
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:51,776
Aye..
381
00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:53,110
But what can you do..
382
00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:55,045
When so many injured eh?
383
00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,113
Aye, this is it, isn't it?
384
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:57,949
Hiya Mrs H.
385
00:26:58,384 --> 00:26:59,384
Mind..
386
00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:00,650
It's still warm.
387
00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:01,692
Thank you very much Mrs H.
388
00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:04,856
Mum..
389
00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:07,358
I asked for two brews?
390
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,226
Sorry son.
391
00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:11,161
What am I like?
392
00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:12,296
Eh Mrs H.
393
00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:13,632
You're looking lovely.
394
00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:16,200
Ya..
395
00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:17,935
...cheeky get!
396
00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,069
Eh, she's looking well mind.
397
00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:21,972
Eh, I warned ya.
398
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,141
You can have my sister..
399
00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:25,777
But hands off me mum.
400
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:26,977
I'll do me best mate..
401
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:27,979
I'm only human.
402
00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:30,949
Eh!
403
00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:33,017
I bet you can't..
404
00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:34,752
Get all them in your gob at
once.
405
00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:36,354
Oh aye.
406
00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:37,689
How much?
407
00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:45,063
Right, Ok then.
408
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:46,664
No chance.
409
00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:47,866
Here we go son.
410
00:27:49,135 --> 00:27:51,335
I've always said you've got a
big mouth,
411
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:54,031
Aye well, it's gotta be used
for something mate, here we go!
412
00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:01,812
Look at that, look at that!
413
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,046
Get in!
414
00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:04,208
Does your mum never feed you?
415
00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:07,216
Surely to God, you can't be that
hungry?
416
00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:11,355
Have you boys nought better to
do..
417
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,757
Than mess up my carpet with
crumbs?
418
00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:15,326
I'll clean it up.
419
00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:17,461
Sorry mum.
420
00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:20,931
We had a good day at the races
yesterday.
421
00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,168
Here.
422
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:27,137
Go treat yourself.
423
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,840
You sure?
424
00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:35,112
Then I just might go and look
downtown later.
425
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:37,882
Eh Mrs H.
426
00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:41,151
You're all mucky!
427
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:42,954
Not there I'm not.
428
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:51,429
Eh!
429
00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:52,495
What did I say?
430
00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:53,977
I'm never gonna wash that cheek
again.
431
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,734
You're a cheeky git, you are.
432
00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:05,477
Well come on then.
433
00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:07,145
Cough up.
434
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:12,015
Er.. No, most of it ended up
down there.
435
00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:13,351
You owe me.
436
00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:14,786
Do I heck.
437
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,361
You gonna put another bet on or
what?
438
00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:19,223
Not before a bit of Freddy.
439
00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,392
Come on, you know the drill.
440
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:24,429
Oh fine.
441
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Ian.
442
00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,502
I've been thinking of growing a
Tash.
443
00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:33,138
A Tash?
444
00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:34,372
What the bloody hell for?
445
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,774
Well, for luck.
446
00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:38,008
For luck?
447
00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:40,144
We got beat last time Freddy was
on.
448
00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:43,029
Right..
449
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:44,359
See if I can find the right spot
mate.
450
00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:44,982
Yep.
451
00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,099
Here we go.
452
00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:48,285
Should be about right.
453
00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:49,419
Yep.
454
00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:50,989
There we go.
455
00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:53,157
Are you ready? Are you in biz?
456
00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:56,160
♪ All we hear is.. ♪
457
00:29:57,579 --> 00:29:58,995
...♪ radio Darlo. ♪
458
00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:02,131
...♪ radio Darlo. ♪
459
00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,968
...♪ radio ♪
460
00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:05,885
Eh!
461
00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:06,967
That's a voice that, in it?
462
00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:08,305
A..Aye..
463
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,474
Don't.. Don't quit your day job.
464
00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:18,016
Mum!
465
00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:21,418
Why's my cup empty?
466
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:30,927
Ladies and gentlemen.
467
00:30:30,929 --> 00:30:32,609
We're playing on your yellow
card tonight..
468
00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:35,199
For a jackpot of £200.
469
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,134
Eyes down for a full house.
470
00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:38,202
Could be my numbers.
471
00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:40,270
Your first number is..
472
00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:42,539
Seven and two..
473
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:45,491
Isle of teens..
474
00:30:45,493 --> 00:30:46,442
Shall we stay for the flyer?
475
00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:47,777
- On it's own
- It's five hundred quid.
476
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,111
- Oh my..
- Number 6.
477
00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:50,446
What we could do with that eh?
478
00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:52,049
Five and six..
479
00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:53,217
It's 56.
480
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:56,287
Eight and four..
481
00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:57,455
84.
482
00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:58,989
On its own..
483
00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:00,158
Lucky 7.
484
00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:03,843
Three o..
485
00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:05,195
Blind 30.
486
00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:06,613
Are you Alright?
487
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:07,631
You look terrible.
488
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:09,100
...and Eight..
489
00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:10,267
58.
490
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:13,403
Four and nine - I don't think
we should stay for the flyer tonight.
491
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:14,137
Sssshh,
492
00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:14,871
No talking while..
493
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:15,606
- ...The bingo's on.
- Six and one.
494
00:31:15,608 --> 00:31:16,373
You stay.
495
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,396
61.
496
00:31:17,398 --> 00:31:18,419
It's nothing..
497
00:31:18,421 --> 00:31:19,443
- An early night'll sort it
- Seven and seven.
498
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:20,577
- Oh no way..
- Sunset strip.
499
00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:23,247
- I'm making sure you get home, soon as.
- 87.
500
00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,048
- And that, is that.
- Eight and one.
501
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:25,415
81.
502
00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:26,199
It's ok.
503
00:31:26,201 --> 00:31:26,984
Eight and nine.
504
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:28,219
89.
505
00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:29,353
Six and five.
506
00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:30,387
Retirement age..
507
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,389
65.
508
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,257
Three and six..
509
00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:34,324
It's 36.
510
00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:37,427
Four and four..
511
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,729
It's 44.
512
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,032
♪ Darlo 'til I die ♪
513
00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:45,369
♪ I'm darlo 'til I die ♪
514
00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,237
♪ I know I am ♪
515
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:48,372
♪ I'm sure I am ♪
516
00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:51,074
♪ I'm darlo 'til I die ♪
517
00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:54,278
♪ darlo 'til I die ♪
518
00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:57,514
♪ I'm darlo 'til I die ♪
519
00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:59,216
♪ I know I am ♪
520
00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:00,484
♪ I'm sure I am ♪
521
00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:02,486
♪ I'm darlo 'til I die ♪
522
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,391
♪ Who's that team we call the
darlo ♪
523
00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:11,995
♪ Who's that team we all adore ♪
524
00:32:11,997 --> 00:32:13,297
♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ♪
525
00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:15,265
Shut up, shut up, shut up,
shut up, shut up, shut up.
526
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,233
Shut up, shut up.
527
00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:19,202
- ♪ 'Til I die... I'm... ♪
- eh two seconds.
528
00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:22,172
♪ Darlo... 'til I die.. ♪
529
00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:25,242
- ♪ I'm.. Darlo.. ♪
- Shut up, eh, come here,
530
00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:26,944
- Ssush, shut up.
- Do you wanna kiss me?
531
00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:28,445
No I don't, just shut up for a
second.
532
00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:30,480
♪ I die ♪
533
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,183
- Shut up, shut up.
- Man..
534
00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:36,520
Right lads,
535
00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:37,587
we gotta bounce.
536
00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:39,556
Hey listen, listen, just stay
two minutes..
537
00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:40,558
Boys, boys, two minutes.
538
00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:44,027
I'll let you, take it easy yeah?
539
00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,096
You .. get, out drunk..
540
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:47,747
By a cripple eh?
541
00:32:47,749 --> 00:32:49,399
♪ ..Call the Darlo.. ♪
542
00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:52,736
♪ Who's that team we all adore ♪
543
00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:55,272
Yeah, we need to go As well
mate.
544
00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:56,247
Come on, come on.
545
00:32:56,249 --> 00:32:57,222
Let's get you in your chair.
546
00:32:57,224 --> 00:32:58,197
Shut up, eh!
547
00:32:58,199 --> 00:32:59,321
Let me get you in your chair,
come on.
548
00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:00,799
- Come on.
- I'm..
549
00:33:00,801 --> 00:33:02,255
Just.. Just getting started.
550
00:33:02,257 --> 00:33:03,712
- You're not getting started, we're going now, come on.
- I am.
551
00:33:03,716 --> 00:33:05,098
Let's go.
552
00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:06,483
♪ I'm Darlo.. ♪
553
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:08,658
- There we go, just get the feet.
- ♪ 'til I die.. ♪
554
00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:12,389
♪ I'm Darlo 'til I die.. ♪
555
00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:15,325
- Shut up!
- ♪ I know I am.. ♪
556
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,994
Eh, look at me, look at me.
557
00:33:16,996 --> 00:33:18,061
Be quiet, two minutes.
558
00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:20,497
♪ I'm darlo.. ♪
559
00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:22,299
- ♪ Til I die ♪
- Go on!
560
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,578
He'll be back for this.
561
00:33:39,051 --> 00:33:40,099
Me scarf!
562
00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:41,150
You've left my bloody scarf, you
idiot.
563
00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:42,153
Shit!
564
00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:43,488
Won't be long.
565
00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:45,188
Right.
566
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,623
Be right here, two minutes.
567
00:33:49,161 --> 00:33:50,227
And here he comes.
568
00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:56,333
Sorry lads, can I just grab
the..
569
00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:57,335
No.
570
00:33:57,770 --> 00:33:58,770
You can't.
571
00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:02,573
Now jog on.
572
00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:22,126
Oh shit.
573
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:36,674
Come on lad.
574
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,307
Shit.
575
00:34:39,376 --> 00:34:40,442
I don't want any trouble.
576
00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:43,447
Oh no.
577
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,516
Oh shit!
578
00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:20,518
Paul!
579
00:35:21,769 --> 00:35:22,184
Oy!
580
00:35:22,187 --> 00:35:24,187
Leave him alone, you bastard!
581
00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:33,263
No, no.
582
00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:34,364
Honestly mate.
583
00:35:34,867 --> 00:35:36,399
I'm gonna be a boxer.
584
00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:40,670
Well you can be a boxer if
you only want to come second.
585
00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:44,841
No, I took it like a champ.
586
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:45,923
You took it like something.
587
00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:48,545
No, I didn't even cry man.
588
00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:50,915
Let's have a cuppa eh?
589
00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:53,384
Aye, it's locked.
590
00:35:53,886 --> 00:35:54,451
What?
591
00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:55,685
Have you got a key?
592
00:35:57,456 --> 00:35:59,923
No, I don't think I have.
593
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:08,465
But, she must be back by now.
594
00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:14,405
Well the lights are on.
595
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:20,177
Well go round the back, see if
it's open
596
00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:49,940
Shit.
597
00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:53,911
Mrs H?
598
00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:56,279
Jesus Christ, Mrs H!
599
00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:56,980
Ian!
600
00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:58,381
Yaeh, in a minute mate!
601
00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:08,770
It's you mum mate, she's had an
accident.
602
00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:09,526
We need to get you in.
603
00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:10,076
What?
604
00:37:10,078 --> 00:37:11,158
We need to get you in mate.
605
00:37:12,965 --> 00:37:13,965
Ma, mum!
606
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,294
- Ma, mum!
- I'll get an ambulance.
607
00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:18,369
Ma, mum!
608
00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:19,836
Can you hear me?
609
00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:21,005
Mum!
610
00:37:21,974 --> 00:37:22,974
Are you Ok?
611
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:26,610
What happened mum?
612
00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,278
Mum!
613
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:36,300
Do you think she's getting any
better?
614
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,355
She's not half the woman she
was.
615
00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:43,693
Well what do you expect dad eh?
616
00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:46,963
She's had a stroke, for God's
sake!
617
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:51,033
And don't think she's going back
to your place when she comes out.
618
00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:55,788
You can't even look after
yourself
619
00:37:55,790 --> 00:37:57,774
Yeah, well some people have
more faith in me than you do..
620
00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:58,776
Dad!
621
00:37:58,910 --> 00:37:59,676
Look..
622
00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:02,479
She's better off with me, where
she belongs!
623
00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:03,481
Dad!
624
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,753
Hiya mum.
625
00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:11,755
You glad to be home?
626
00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:13,057
Good to see you Alice.
627
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,692
Same time tomorrow?
628
00:38:17,062 --> 00:38:18,062
Aye.
629
00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:18,995
Thanks Ernest.
630
00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:19,997
Nay bother lad.
631
00:38:22,934 --> 00:38:24,734
Good to have you back mum.
632
00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:31,708
No Lizzy yet?
633
00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:35,812
What's that mum?
634
00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:41,484
She knew you'd be home today.
635
00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:46,489
Anyways, how are you feeling?
636
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:48,825
Have you had a cuppa..
637
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,360
Or anything to eat yet?
638
00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:52,562
No?
639
00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:53,612
Alright..
640
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,906
I'll go see what we've got in..
641
00:38:56,517 --> 00:38:57,597
I'll just be back in a sec.
642
00:38:57,769 --> 00:38:59,069
I'm coming back..
643
00:38:59,071 --> 00:39:01,104
I'm just gonna go have a look in
the fridge.
644
00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:29,794
Come on.
645
00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:31,662
Get up.
646
00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:33,898
Dinner's ready.
647
00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,101
M..Mum.
648
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:41,037
Do you know what time it is?
649
00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:43,873
It's 3am!
650
00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:09,966
Gordon Bennet!
651
00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:13,870
What's been going on in here?
652
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,207
What have you been doing?
653
00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:24,013
For you, dinner.
654
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,149
Mum.
655
00:41:33,492 --> 00:41:37,260
Eh, what's this? No, no, It's
Alright,
656
00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:40,230
it's, it's Alright mum
657
00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:52,609
Don't cry, it's fine. I'll
tidy this up, it's Alright.
658
00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:56,179
It's Alright, eh.
659
00:42:17,936 --> 00:42:18,801
Hi.
660
00:42:18,803 --> 00:42:20,904
I'm Jane, your mum's night
carer.
661
00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:26,976
Are you go mm a keep me
on the doorstep all night Paul?
662
00:42:29,281 --> 00:42:30,281
Er..
663
00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,149
No.
664
00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:35,151
Come in.
665
00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:37,221
Cheers.
666
00:42:43,695 --> 00:42:46,596
Do you mind if I put this over a
radiator to dry?
667
00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:50,767
Er.. What's happened to it?
668
00:42:51,703 --> 00:42:53,023
Urrrgghh, you don't wanna to
know.
669
00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:14,958
Moon's out.
670
00:43:17,629 --> 00:43:18,629
Do you wanna biscuit?
671
00:43:22,334 --> 00:43:22,781
Yeah.
672
00:43:22,783 --> 00:43:23,783
There you go.
673
00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:25,135
Thanks.
674
00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:33,676
Your mum's settled well tonight.
675
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,012
Yeah.
676
00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:38,214
She does but..
677
00:43:38,383 --> 00:43:39,782
Then she gets back up later.
678
00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:43,219
I'll keep a listen out.
679
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,260
How's the new job?
680
00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:53,262
Yeah, It's good..
681
00:43:54,099 --> 00:43:57,133
I'm just happy to be working.
682
00:43:58,203 --> 00:43:58,901
Finally.
683
00:43:58,903 --> 00:44:00,670
Well, they're luck yo have you.
684
00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:02,940
Here you go.
685
00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:05,942
Er.. No, just the cup, I..I..
686
00:44:05,944 --> 00:44:06,944
Oh, sorry.
687
00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:08,678
It's Alright.
688
00:44:09,948 --> 00:44:10,948
There we go.
689
00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:12,182
Thanks.
690
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,960
Ah, that's a good cuppa..
691
00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:25,329
Thanks.
692
00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:27,397
Just how.. Just how I like it.
693
00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:29,065
Aim to please,
694
00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:35,772
Here, let me see.
695
00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:41,345
Oh.
696
00:44:42,147 --> 00:44:44,080
Got a nasty rash there Paul.
697
00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:47,350
It looks like Shingles.
698
00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:50,253
If I were you, I'd go to the
Doctor's.
699
00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:00,897
Er... Cheers.
700
00:45:01,132 --> 00:45:02,132
Cheers.
701
00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,083
♪ I wanna let it go ♪
702
00:45:20,351 --> 00:45:23,453
♪ I wanna let you know now ♪
703
00:45:25,857 --> 00:45:26,857
Tea?
704
00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:27,958
Yeah.
705
00:45:32,197 --> 00:45:32,645
Thanks.
706
00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:33,096
You've..
707
00:45:33,298 --> 00:45:34,464
You've got a lovely voice,
708
00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:39,102
Do.. do you do kareoke?
709
00:45:40,739 --> 00:45:42,371
I'd love to..
710
00:45:42,373 --> 00:45:44,006
But I'm scared I'd make a fool
of myself.
711
00:45:48,847 --> 00:45:50,046
Sounds Alright to me.
712
00:45:52,484 --> 00:45:54,884
Besides I don't get out much
with my bloke.
713
00:45:56,855 --> 00:45:59,422
So he's a boring fart then?
714
00:46:00,908 --> 00:46:02,308
I didn't mean it to sound like
that.
715
00:46:02,894 --> 00:46:04,127
He's jus a lot older than me.
716
00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:07,898
What's a lot?
717
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:09,199
Fifteen years.
718
00:46:11,803 --> 00:46:13,870
God, that is a lot older.
719
00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:20,376
So how come you's ended up
together?
720
00:46:21,479 --> 00:46:23,412
You mind your own business
nosey.
721
00:46:27,352 --> 00:46:29,986
So, you're into older men then?
722
00:46:30,255 --> 00:46:32,088
Well, I didn't say that either.
723
00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:36,092
Well, what are you saying?
724
00:46:38,797 --> 00:46:39,797
He was just..
725
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:40,463
Like..
726
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,331
More sure of himself.
727
00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:46,435
Only thing is, now he;s
away a lot on business, so..
728
00:46:47,038 --> 00:46:48,304
That's why I do this.
729
00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:52,542
Right, you ready?
730
00:46:53,912 --> 00:46:55,111
Er, yep.
731
00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,259
It's a bit itchy?
732
00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:12,528
Yeah, a little bit.
733
00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:13,997
Ok.
734
00:47:20,305 --> 00:47:21,370
You're so tense.
735
00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:35,518
Don't stop.
736
00:47:37,088 --> 00:47:38,254
I was enjoying that.
737
00:48:02,247 --> 00:48:03,247
Bollocks!
738
00:48:06,351 --> 00:48:07,216
Hey Paul!
739
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:08,284
You Alright?
740
00:48:10,521 --> 00:48:11,120
Oh.
741
00:48:11,122 --> 00:48:12,337
Thank God you're here.
742
00:48:12,339 --> 00:48:13,555
Oh God, look at that.
743
00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:15,258
Alright, no worries.
744
00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:17,093
I'll get you sorted out, eh?
745
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:18,527
Come this way, come this way.
746
00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:20,396
Ah that's it... that's it.
747
00:48:20,999 --> 00:48:22,131
That's it.
748
00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:23,133
Cheers Ernest.
749
00:48:24,302 --> 00:48:25,302
Push it.
750
00:48:26,471 --> 00:48:27,503
There we go.
751
00:48:27,505 --> 00:48:28,505
As you go.
752
00:48:29,641 --> 00:48:31,974
Oh bloody 'ell, how am I gonna
explain this?
753
00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:33,209
Alright, ok.
754
00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:34,277
Let's go to my workshop.
755
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,279
Come on Ironside, this way.
756
00:48:37,282 --> 00:48:38,481
You solved any crimes yet?
757
00:48:41,219 --> 00:48:42,219
What's up with him?
758
00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:43,686
Has he been drinking again?
759
00:48:43,688 --> 00:48:45,053
Don't be daft woman.
760
00:48:45,055 --> 00:48:46,575
There's something wrong with
his chair!
761
00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:48,324
Are you sure you're not drunk?
762
00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:50,159
You should've seen him last
time..
763
00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:52,295
Bloody disgraceful it was
764
00:48:52,297 --> 00:48:52,628
God!
765
00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:54,630
Would you leave him alone!
766
00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:56,033
...God's sake.
767
00:48:56,701 --> 00:48:58,367
Don't get mud on my carpet.
768
00:48:58,369 --> 00:49:01,570
I'm just trying to get over the
bloody threshold 'aint I? There we go.
769
00:49:01,940 --> 00:49:03,005
Come on, easy as she goes.
770
00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:04,122
Oh, I don't know.
771
00:49:04,124 --> 00:49:05,240
I've broken me back.
772
00:49:05,243 --> 00:49:08,477
Make sure you take your best clothes
off before you go in that mucky workshop.
773
00:49:14,085 --> 00:49:16,652
Welcome to my lair.
774
00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:30,066
Even the wife's not been in
here before.
775
00:49:31,536 --> 00:49:34,503
I tell her it's cursed by
ancient spirits.
776
00:49:35,273 --> 00:49:36,339
Well, me mainly.
777
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:40,143
Come on.
778
00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:43,212
Here we go, up you get.
779
00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:45,148
Right..
780
00:49:45,717 --> 00:49:46,717
There we are.
781
00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:54,457
Yes.
782
00:49:55,293 --> 00:49:56,359
Ok.
783
00:49:58,196 --> 00:49:59,762
What's all this stuff for?
784
00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:04,266
Well.
785
00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,504
When I were in the army..
786
00:50:09,474 --> 00:50:10,539
It were my job.
787
00:50:11,009 --> 00:50:12,074
To keep the convoys..
788
00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:14,210
...on the roads.. eh.
789
00:50:15,747 --> 00:50:17,313
And ever since then..
790
00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:21,117
...I've had a crazy fascination..
791
00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,320
With fixing things that move..
792
00:50:25,423 --> 00:50:26,423
From cars..
793
00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:28,392
To trucks..
794
00:50:29,627 --> 00:50:30,627
Tanks..
795
00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:33,330
...to motorcycles.
796
00:50:34,665 --> 00:50:36,732
...and.. now..
797
00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:39,101
...even wheelchairs.
798
00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:49,712
Yeah, screw loose.
799
00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:52,615
There we go.
800
00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:54,718
Let's get you up.
801
00:50:56,187 --> 00:50:58,287
Easy.. Over she goes.
802
00:50:58,289 --> 00:50:59,055
There we go.
803
00:50:59,057 --> 00:51:01,457
Down she goes, in for a pound.
804
00:51:01,459 --> 00:51:03,759
There we go, right, ah..
Marvellous.
805
00:51:05,663 --> 00:51:06,663
Cheers Ernest.
806
00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:09,665
'Ere..
807
00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:13,335
You couldn't make it fly could
you?
808
00:51:17,275 --> 00:51:17,989
Aahh!
809
00:51:17,991 --> 00:51:19,111
I don't know about that lad.
810
00:52:00,585 --> 00:52:01,585
Hi dad.
811
00:52:03,488 --> 00:52:05,654
I didn't know if you'd be in.
812
00:52:11,229 --> 00:52:12,229
Happy birthday.
813
00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:19,569
You should't have.
814
00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:21,805
But erm..
815
00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:24,741
...yeah thanks.
816
00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:40,222
Don't mind me.
817
00:52:40,224 --> 00:52:41,390
Hey, you'll never guess what.
818
00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:41,824
What?
819
00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:44,527
That bloody Norman, the
ungrateful sod.
820
00:52:44,929 --> 00:52:47,863
He's just slammed the door in
Paul's face.
821
00:52:49,767 --> 00:52:52,735
Well that doesn't surprise me on
bit.
822
00:52:52,737 --> 00:52:53,737
No.
823
00:53:07,919 --> 00:53:08,919
Do you want me to do it?
824
00:53:10,188 --> 00:53:11,921
No.. I.. I've got it.
825
00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:13,356
Ok.
826
00:53:14,258 --> 00:53:15,258
Nearly.
827
00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:16,641
Na, na.
828
00:53:16,643 --> 00:53:17,643
Na, you didn't, ok.
829
00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:21,363
Yeah, well I weakened it for ya.
830
00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:23,465
Ah thanks, thanks. Say when.
831
00:53:23,634 --> 00:53:24,634
When.
832
00:53:27,238 --> 00:53:28,238
Thanks
833
00:53:36,214 --> 00:53:39,915
So if you were single..
834
00:53:41,285 --> 00:53:43,752
What would you look for in a
man?
835
00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:46,556
I don't know.
836
00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:48,905
Someone who makes me laugh.
837
00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:55,631
Well I was gonna be a comedian..
838
00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:58,867
...but I can't do the stand up.
839
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:01,480
God, it's a good job you're
pretty.
840
00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:04,240
What? That was funny!
841
00:54:04,242 --> 00:54:05,341
That was awful.
842
00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:12,481
Cheers
843
00:54:12,483 --> 00:54:13,483
Cheers
844
00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:38,742
Ssshit!
845
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:51,454
Ay!
846
00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,789
Where you going?
847
00:54:54,025 --> 00:54:55,025
Come back.
848
00:54:55,426 --> 00:54:56,892
Susan will be here soon.
849
00:54:57,361 --> 00:54:59,662
Don't want to be in your
bed when she gets here.
850
00:55:01,399 --> 00:55:04,700
What? It was good night though,
wasn't it?
851
00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:06,869
Yeah, it was.
852
00:55:07,405 --> 00:55:08,470
But I have to go now.
853
00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:11,607
OK, you're right.
854
00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:14,810
There's always tonight?
855
00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:17,746
Easy tiger.
856
00:55:17,748 --> 00:55:18,814
Now I really must go.
857
00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:27,456
Don't worry, I'll be
back later for you mum.
858
00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:34,897
I've got to pick Paul up.
859
00:55:34,899 --> 00:55:36,999
Alice, Alice. Don't worry.
860
00:55:37,401 --> 00:55:38,567
Ian's bringing him back.
861
00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:42,104
Besides, you can't come out with
wet hair.
862
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,340
So let's get that sorted first.
863
00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:51,413
He's followed Darlo for years,
hasn't he?
864
00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:52,981
Aye.
865
00:55:54,885 --> 00:55:57,519
I took him to his first game.
866
00:55:57,855 --> 00:55:59,988
Back in 73.
867
00:56:00,124 --> 00:56:01,724
Was his dad not into football?
868
00:56:05,096 --> 00:56:06,395
He was.
869
00:56:07,665 --> 00:56:10,999
Until Paul started wanting to
go.
870
00:56:12,436 --> 00:56:14,603
Surprise, surprise..
871
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:18,407
...he lost interest.
872
00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:25,614
It was so..
873
00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:27,684
...foggy.
874
00:56:29,019 --> 00:56:32,488
You couldn't see your
hand in front of your face.
875
00:56:33,858 --> 00:56:34,923
Do you remember the score?
876
00:56:36,694 --> 00:56:37,694
Aye.
877
00:56:40,030 --> 00:56:41,030
We lost..
878
00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:44,166
...seven to nought.
879
00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:48,605
There.
880
00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:49,605
All done.
881
00:56:49,607 --> 00:56:53,575
So it's your fault he's such
a big Darlo fan then eh?
882
00:56:57,882 --> 00:56:59,848
I took him as a treat.
883
00:57:02,052 --> 00:57:04,019
Before he went to boarding
school.
884
00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:08,090
Boarding school?
885
00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:11,376
That school is not
stretching him.
886
00:57:11,378 --> 00:57:14,663
What difference is another school
gonna make to him shitting his pants?
887
00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:18,468
Yes.
888
00:57:26,844 --> 00:57:27,844
Give it here.
889
00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:30,078
No, no I've nearly got it.
890
00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:32,916
Give it here.
891
00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:34,617
Be here all day.
892
00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:36,946
I'm just trying to be a gent.
893
00:57:38,055 --> 00:57:39,087
You these..mm.
894
00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:40,857
What's that?
895
00:57:41,025 --> 00:57:42,157
Me muscles.
896
00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:42,691
Oh!
897
00:57:43,093 --> 00:57:43,725
There we go.
898
00:57:43,727 --> 00:57:46,462
At least do it properly man.
899
00:57:51,235 --> 00:57:52,235
Cheers.
900
00:58:00,544 --> 00:58:01,643
Can we go now?
901
00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:03,178
I'll explain later, come on.
902
00:58:05,849 --> 00:58:08,969
- What's going on? Are we gonna do a runner?
- Hurry up, I'm gonna book a taxi.
903
00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:14,656
I think we might have been spotted
by one of the lasses I work with.
904
00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:16,991
I doubt it.
905
00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:18,273
Yeah well I can't take the risk.
906
00:58:18,529 --> 00:58:20,729
She likes nought better than a
juicy bit of gossip.
907
00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:25,067
Do you realise what I stand
to lose if we get found out?
908
00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:29,905
And God forbid, I mean,
what if my husband finds out?
909
00:58:31,742 --> 00:58:34,643
Don't be silly, of course he
won't.
910
00:58:34,912 --> 00:58:35,912
But what if does?
911
00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:42,150
Why did you agree to come then?
912
00:58:44,722 --> 00:58:45,787
I love being with ya.
913
00:58:47,091 --> 00:58:48,257
But my God I mean..
914
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:49,859
...what was I thinking?
915
00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:57,733
Look just please stop worrying..
916
00:58:57,735 --> 00:58:59,134
...it'll be fine
917
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:06,708
Are you gonna be at work
tomorrow.
918
00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:09,979
Do you want me to be?
919
00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:14,216
What do you think?
920
00:59:33,137 --> 00:59:34,137
Aye up mate.
921
00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:39,242
Where's your mum?
922
00:59:41,145 --> 00:59:43,612
She.. She's at Karen's.
923
00:59:48,886 --> 00:59:50,606
No wonder you didn't hear the
phone ringing.
924
00:59:55,893 --> 00:59:57,408
What's going on?
925
00:59:57,410 --> 00:59:58,926
Nothing, I'm fine.
926
00:59:58,929 --> 00:59:59,929
Aye.
927
01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:03,131
Well carry on like this and your
liver won't be.
928
01:00:06,337 --> 01:00:07,337
Who are you eh?
929
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,740
Doctor bleeding Carter?
930
01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:14,470
I'm just trying to help mate.
931
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:17,280
Yeah well.
932
01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:19,615
I didn't ask for it, OK.
933
01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:21,784
Go on..
934
01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:24,287
...clear off.
935
01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:27,657
You what?
936
01:00:30,661 --> 01:00:32,194
You've no idea.
937
01:00:32,196 --> 01:00:34,196
Look I understand how
difficult it can be to handle..
938
01:00:34,198 --> 01:00:36,665
Everything - Look,
I've told you before ok..
939
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:39,969
...piss off!
940
01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:42,639
Leave me alone.
941
01:01:05,062 --> 01:01:06,662
Ian lad, come over here.
942
01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:08,313
What's up?
943
01:01:08,315 --> 01:01:09,398
Just come over here!
944
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,167
Eh? Hurry up!
945
01:01:11,669 --> 01:01:12,669
Come on!
946
01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:14,135
Hang on.
947
01:01:14,137 --> 01:01:15,177
Come on, come on, come on.
948
01:01:15,706 --> 01:01:16,438
I'll show you, won't I.
949
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,072
I'll show ya!
950
01:01:17,074 --> 01:01:18,074
Come on.
951
01:01:18,142 --> 01:01:19,142
Come through here.
952
01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:20,376
Come on.
953
01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:22,310
Look fast.
954
01:01:22,312 --> 01:01:23,312
Right.
955
01:01:24,314 --> 01:01:25,380
On our way, come on.
956
01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:35,825
Bloody hell!
957
01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:38,160
Your mum's snoring well tonight.
958
01:01:38,462 --> 01:01:39,928
I can hear her in the kitchen.
959
01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:45,133
Not hungry?
960
01:01:45,135 --> 01:01:48,937
This just, just isn't working.
961
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:50,840
What do you mean by that?
962
01:01:55,913 --> 01:01:57,946
I can't, can't do this anymore.
963
01:02:00,951 --> 01:02:06,788
Seeing you every day and not
being able to..
964
01:02:07,257 --> 01:02:08,790
Well what do you want me to do?
965
01:02:11,462 --> 01:02:12,644
Leave?
966
01:02:13,831 --> 01:02:16,198
Can't you swap shifts with
someone?
967
01:02:19,503 --> 01:02:20,869
Just for now.
968
01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:24,213
If that's what you really want?
969
01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:29,004
Mum!
970
01:03:29,339 --> 01:03:30,459
- What you doing?
- Ah Jesus.
971
01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:36,579
Alice.
972
01:03:36,847 --> 01:03:37,913
Alice, Alice.
973
01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:39,815
Come, come over here.
974
01:03:40,184 --> 01:03:42,217
Sit down, eh, eh.
975
01:03:42,452 --> 01:03:46,188
Sit down, right, come on, it's
alright..
976
01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:48,456
...relax, relax, it's alright.
977
01:03:52,930 --> 01:03:53,995
It's impossible.
978
01:03:56,233 --> 01:03:57,933
I can't have her at mine.
979
01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:01,536
Me dad's the obvious choice.
980
01:04:06,443 --> 01:04:11,613
But you've got the downstairs
toilet.
981
01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:14,015
I couldn't stand her as a kid.
982
01:04:15,485 --> 01:04:17,352
So either you let me dad take
her..
983
01:04:19,890 --> 01:04:21,389
...or you put her in a bloody
home.
984
01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:28,864
I'm not doing it.,
985
01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:30,533
...and that's that!
986
01:04:36,006 --> 01:04:37,105
So dad's it is then.
987
01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:43,278
I'll call you tomorrow and we'll
sort it out.
988
01:04:44,548 --> 01:04:45,547
I have to dash.
989
01:04:45,549 --> 01:04:47,449
I'm meeting the girls for a
drink.
990
01:04:52,522 --> 01:04:53,555
Aye well erm..
991
01:04:55,259 --> 01:04:56,324
I best be going As well.
992
01:04:58,495 --> 01:05:00,362
Hold on dad, dad.
993
01:05:02,332 --> 01:05:04,132
Can I have a word?
994
01:05:07,337 --> 01:05:11,539
Stay and have a beer?
995
01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:13,409
I can't drink..
996
01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:14,543
I'm driving.
997
01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:17,079
Please.
998
01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:20,516
Dad!
999
01:05:26,223 --> 01:05:28,290
I'll want to visit mum you know.
1000
01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:04,726
Hello mum.
1001
01:06:21,044 --> 01:06:24,079
I brought you some of these.
1002
01:06:27,751 --> 01:06:29,384
Might pass the time a bit.
1003
01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:44,132
Has our Karen been in?
1004
01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:33,815
Love you mum.
1005
01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:11,786
Phone rings.
1006
01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:15,590
She's gone Paul.
1007
01:08:17,294 --> 01:08:18,294
She's gone.
1008
01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:25,634
Karen!
1009
01:08:28,572 --> 01:08:29,572
Karen!
1010
01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:34,777
Dad.
1011
01:08:38,215 --> 01:08:39,215
You're too late.
1012
01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:19,488
Norman.
1013
01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:23,659
You Alright.
1014
01:09:28,765 --> 01:09:29,765
She's gone.
1015
01:09:41,378 --> 01:09:43,645
Welcome to St Mary's church.
1016
01:09:45,215 --> 01:09:47,415
We are today to celebrate the
life..
1017
01:09:47,417 --> 01:09:48,816
...of Alice Hodgson.
1018
01:10:15,979 --> 01:10:17,278
Thank you.
1019
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:18,580
You're very welcome, bless you.
1020
01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:22,851
Bless you.
1021
01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:24,886
Thanks that was lovely.
1022
01:10:25,455 --> 01:10:26,695
You're very welcome, bless you.
1023
01:10:32,329 --> 01:10:33,329
Bless you.
1024
01:10:34,231 --> 01:10:35,597
I'm off to see to me pigeons.
1025
01:10:39,869 --> 01:10:40,869
Take no notice.
1026
01:10:41,605 --> 01:10:42,837
It's almost over now son.
1027
01:11:12,302 --> 01:11:14,583
I'll take this stuff to the
charity shop for you tomorrow.
1028
01:11:26,850 --> 01:11:30,385
Don't forget this.
1029
01:11:44,067 --> 01:11:45,600
Cheers mate.
1030
01:14:49,118 --> 01:14:50,951
Hello and welcone to Feetham's..
1031
01:14:50,953 --> 01:14:52,787
On what is a beautiful evening
under the floodlights,
1032
01:14:52,789 --> 01:14:53,888
for the game against Barnet.
1033
01:14:53,890 --> 01:14:57,091
Surprisingly Brian Little has
gone with a 4, 4, 2 formation.
1034
01:14:57,861 --> 01:14:59,494
The starting Eleven is..
1035
01:14:59,496 --> 01:15:01,378
In goal, Mark prudhoe..
1036
01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:03,300
...in defence, McJannet,
Gray, Smith and Willis..
1037
01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:04,966
...the midfield four are made up
of..
1038
01:15:04,968 --> 01:15:07,502
...Gill, To man, Emson and Stevie
Mardenborough.
1039
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,805
And upfront, John Borthwick
and David Cork complete the team.
1040
01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:27,155
I love you too.
1041
01:17:12,929 --> 01:17:13,929
Paul!
1042
01:17:15,999 --> 01:17:16,999
Paul, are you in mate?
1043
01:17:21,070 --> 01:17:22,103
Paul!
1044
01:17:24,073 --> 01:17:25,073
Mr Carter?
1045
01:17:25,141 --> 01:17:26,141
I'm Doctor Phillips.
1046
01:17:26,943 --> 01:17:28,009
I'm dealing with Paul.
1047
01:17:28,277 --> 01:17:29,844
Could you take a seat for me
please?
1048
01:17:37,286 --> 01:17:39,820
Unfortunately Paul has slipped
into a coma.
1049
01:17:44,794 --> 01:17:46,060
We're doing everything we can.
1050
01:17:47,063 --> 01:17:48,063
Aye.
1051
01:17:49,265 --> 01:17:50,265
Thanks.
1052
01:17:53,136 --> 01:17:55,770
Is his dad and his sister
aware of what's happened?
1053
01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,073
Aye.. but erm..
1054
01:18:00,276 --> 01:18:02,343
His dad doesn't really bother
with him and erm..
1055
01:18:03,446 --> 01:18:05,246
I can't get hold of his sister.
1056
01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:07,982
Oh it's like that.
1057
01:18:12,388 --> 01:18:13,454
He's just got me.
1058
01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:20,028
Absolutely.
1059
01:18:21,264 --> 01:18:22,863
Look, I have to get back.
1060
01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,300
I'll keep you updated, OK?
1061
01:18:36,846 --> 01:18:38,166
Have you been to see our Paul
yet?
1062
01:18:38,848 --> 01:18:39,914
I've got me own problems.
1063
01:19:05,508 --> 01:19:06,508
What's up with you?
1064
01:19:08,811 --> 01:19:09,811
Eh?
1065
01:19:11,781 --> 01:19:13,114
He might not pull through.
1066
01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:24,359
Dad.
1067
01:19:28,898 --> 01:19:30,331
For once in your life..
1068
01:19:31,134 --> 01:19:32,900
...where Paul is concerned.
1069
01:19:34,937 --> 01:19:36,137
Do the right thing.
1070
01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:41,476
Dad!
1071
01:19:46,549 --> 01:19:47,549
Like you?
1072
01:21:17,874 --> 01:21:19,139
Mr and Mrs Hodgson?
1073
01:21:20,610 --> 01:21:22,276
I'm Doctor Mark um.
1074
01:21:23,312 --> 01:21:24,378
I've been treating Paul.
1075
01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:30,017
I'm afraid it's not good news.
1076
01:21:31,954 --> 01:21:32,987
He's very poorly.
1077
01:21:34,457 --> 01:21:37,558
And after running a sequence of
fluid tests..
1078
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:38,993
We can confirm that..
1079
01:21:38,995 --> 01:21:42,663
Paul has contracted
Meningococcal meningitis.
1080
01:21:43,299 --> 01:21:44,932
Meningococcal meningitis?
1081
01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:47,968
It's an inflammation of the
brain and spinal chord.
1082
01:21:48,604 --> 01:21:51,171
I cannot stress enough..
1083
01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:55,142
The next few weeks are critical.
1084
01:21:56,979 --> 01:22:00,547
All we can do is wait and see..
1085
01:22:00,549 --> 01:22:04,385
...as Paul grows and develops as
to..
1086
01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:07,488
...what the effects are on his
mind..
1087
01:22:08,224 --> 01:22:09,224
...and body.
1088
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:12,593
What you both need to think
about is..
1089
01:22:13,162 --> 01:22:14,228
Acceptance.
1090
01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:17,398
Meaning..
1091
01:22:18,334 --> 01:22:19,400
If you are..
1092
01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:22,536
Emotionally strong enough..
1093
01:22:22,538 --> 01:22:24,939
Or psycologically equipped..
1094
01:22:24,941 --> 01:22:28,575
...to deal with a severely
disabled child.
1095
01:22:29,645 --> 01:22:32,579
Or whether to place him into
proffesional care.
1096
01:22:32,715 --> 01:22:35,249
No Doctor, that will never
happen.
1097
01:22:36,385 --> 01:22:37,451
We'll see.
1098
01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:10,351
Now then mate.
1099
01:23:15,591 --> 01:23:16,657
How's it going?
1100
01:23:23,399 --> 01:23:24,431
I wish you'd answer me.
1101
01:23:28,037 --> 01:23:29,103
Even if you just said..
1102
01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:31,506
...I'm knackerd.
1103
01:23:36,779 --> 01:23:39,246
I'm getting a bit sick of
these one way conversations.
1104
01:23:46,555 --> 01:23:47,588
Listen, I.. er..
1105
01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:52,793
I don't really know how
to tell you this, but er..
1106
01:23:56,332 --> 01:23:57,431
...we've been relegated.
1107
01:24:00,136 --> 01:24:01,136
There I've said it.
1108
01:24:03,672 --> 01:24:05,105
I can't believe it myself.
1109
01:24:14,417 --> 01:24:16,083
Steve and Rich have been asking
after you.
1110
01:24:21,824 --> 01:24:23,544
I wish I had someting different
to tell 'em.
1111
01:24:37,139 --> 01:24:39,373
Whoahh! Ha ha!
1112
01:24:39,508 --> 01:24:41,442
I can do what ever I want..
1113
01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:43,626
What you doing?
1114
01:24:43,628 --> 01:24:44,544
What does it look like I'm
doing?
1115
01:24:44,547 --> 01:24:45,712
I'm flying Ian!
1116
01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:47,181
Aye that's very impressive
Paul..
1117
01:24:47,183 --> 01:24:48,527
...I'm sure the ladies will love
it.
1118
01:24:48,551 --> 01:24:50,217
Whoahh!
1119
01:24:52,154 --> 01:24:53,320
I nearly forgot.
1120
01:24:54,857 --> 01:24:56,223
Brian and the lads, they've..
Er..
1121
01:24:57,393 --> 01:24:58,392
...they've sent you this.
1122
01:24:58,394 --> 01:25:00,834
I'll just pop it on here and you
can read it when you wake up.
1123
01:25:14,577 --> 01:25:15,577
Nurse.
1124
01:25:17,113 --> 01:25:18,113
Nurse!
1125
01:25:18,681 --> 01:25:19,513
That's it mate.
1126
01:25:19,515 --> 01:25:21,782
That's it, come on now.
Keep moving that hand.
1127
01:25:22,451 --> 01:25:23,451
He's moving his hand.
1128
01:25:32,595 --> 01:25:33,795
- I'll be back shortly
- Right.
1129
01:25:35,564 --> 01:25:36,564
Come on mate.
1130
01:25:37,433 --> 01:25:38,433
Come on fella, it's me.
1131
01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:39,467
That's it.
1132
01:25:39,768 --> 01:25:40,501
That's it mate.
1133
01:25:40,503 --> 01:25:42,369
Come on, open your eyes, come
on.
1134
01:25:43,739 --> 01:25:45,099
That's it, I'm here mate.. Come
on!
1135
01:25:45,174 --> 01:25:46,174
That's it.
1136
01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:51,479
Hiya bud.
1137
01:25:51,814 --> 01:25:52,814
Hiya mate.
1138
01:25:56,685 --> 01:25:58,185
What are you looking at?
1139
01:26:02,791 --> 01:26:04,191
What are you crying for?
1140
01:26:05,227 --> 01:26:06,307
You've been in a coma mate.
1141
01:26:07,463 --> 01:26:08,823
Been in this room for over a
month.
1142
01:26:12,168 --> 01:26:15,536
I remember what I did now.
1143
01:26:16,238 --> 01:26:17,238
It's fine mate.
1144
01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:19,240
It's Alright.
1145
01:26:19,408 --> 01:26:21,542
The important thing is you're
here isn't it?
1146
01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:28,248
Can I tell you something mate?
1147
01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:28,682
Aye.
1148
01:26:29,418 --> 01:26:30,418
Course you can.
1149
01:26:31,854 --> 01:26:34,221
It might sound daft.
1150
01:26:36,959 --> 01:26:38,225
I dreamt..I..
1151
01:26:38,694 --> 01:26:39,960
...I was flying.
1152
01:26:51,307 --> 01:26:52,307
I'll get it.
1153
01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:02,047
What we doing here.. man?
1154
01:27:02,049 --> 01:27:03,214
I told you, just trust me.
1155
01:27:03,216 --> 01:27:04,382
Well it's about time, I'd
thought you'd forgotten.
1156
01:27:04,386 --> 01:27:05,386
Aye, sorry Ern.
1157
01:27:07,890 --> 01:27:08,922
Hello lads!
1158
01:27:08,924 --> 01:27:10,691
What you doing here this time of
night?
1159
01:27:10,693 --> 01:27:11,458
Evening Mrs Hogg.
1160
01:27:11,460 --> 01:27:15,295
Just get back to your bloody sewing
and stop being so bloody nosey!
1161
01:27:15,297 --> 01:27:16,763
Well something's going on..
1162
01:27:16,765 --> 01:27:18,265
...all that banging and welding.
1163
01:27:18,267 --> 01:27:20,267
It's like a bloody factory out
there.
1164
01:27:20,603 --> 01:27:21,301
Ernest.
1165
01:27:21,303 --> 01:27:22,703
What are you up to?
1166
01:27:22,705 --> 01:27:24,671
All in good time.. Woman.
1167
01:27:24,673 --> 01:27:26,773
No mind your won bloody
business!
1168
01:27:27,543 --> 01:27:28,542
What's going on?
1169
01:27:28,544 --> 01:27:29,743
Don't you flipping start.
1170
01:27:29,745 --> 01:27:30,244
Ay!
1171
01:27:30,246 --> 01:27:31,278
Sorry Mrs Hogg.
1172
01:27:32,113 --> 01:27:33,113
Through here, stay back.
1173
01:27:33,549 --> 01:27:34,669
Come on, this way, this way.
1174
01:27:35,251 --> 01:27:35,616
Come on!
1175
01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:36,751
Right.
1176
01:27:37,119 --> 01:27:37,985
Shut up will you man!
1177
01:27:37,987 --> 01:27:39,141
...by now..
1178
01:27:39,143 --> 01:27:40,297
Come through, come through.
1179
01:27:40,299 --> 01:27:41,454
- For God's sake
- No, no, no, no!
1180
01:27:41,457 --> 01:27:42,689
I just want to know...
1181
01:27:42,691 --> 01:27:43,924
I've told you, will you trust me
for once in your life?
1182
01:27:43,926 --> 01:27:45,150
Right!
1183
01:27:46,378 --> 01:27:47,602
Yes I know we should be in the
pub but I've brought you here..
1184
01:27:47,604 --> 01:27:48,924
...it's a surprise, I've told
you.
1185
01:27:55,938 --> 01:28:00,340
Now is someone gonna tell me
what the bloody hell's going on?
1186
01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:01,675
Gonna show him?
1187
01:28:01,810 --> 01:28:03,377
Show me what?
1188
01:28:08,350 --> 01:28:09,883
Eh voila!
1189
01:28:11,854 --> 01:28:14,087
What the...
1190
01:28:14,089 --> 01:28:16,323
You've made me a new wheelchair?
1191
01:28:16,525 --> 01:28:17,324
Yes Paul..
1192
01:28:17,326 --> 01:28:20,294
I have made you a new
wheelchair..
1193
01:28:21,030 --> 01:28:22,030
But this one..
1194
01:28:22,931 --> 01:28:23,931
...is different..
1195
01:28:24,733 --> 01:28:25,733
You see..
1196
01:28:26,402 --> 01:28:27,402
This bugger..
1197
01:28:28,937 --> 01:28:29,937
Flies!
1198
01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:52,291
The greatest act..
1199
01:28:52,293 --> 01:28:53,693
...that one man can do for
another..
1200
01:28:57,933 --> 01:28:59,466
Is give them wings.
1201
01:29:05,441 --> 01:29:07,941
I was only bloody joking.
1202
01:29:10,679 --> 01:29:11,679
I wasn't.
1203
01:29:13,749 --> 01:29:14,081
Come on.
1204
01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:16,116
Woooow!
1205
01:29:16,118 --> 01:29:17,118
Cheers.
1206
01:29:17,753 --> 01:29:18,753
Here you go.
1207
01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:19,854
Thank you.
1208
01:29:22,658 --> 01:29:24,524
I see Darlo are doing well
this season.
1209
01:29:24,893 --> 01:29:25,959
Your lad still go?
1210
01:29:26,562 --> 01:29:27,562
Aye.. Er..
1211
01:29:27,663 --> 01:29:28,428
I think so.
1212
01:29:28,430 --> 01:29:31,565
Do you see much of him,
since he came out of hospital?
1213
01:29:31,867 --> 01:29:32,867
No.
1214
01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:39,707
You never see him.
1215
01:29:42,110 --> 01:29:42,509
He's back at work now.
1216
01:29:43,112 --> 01:29:44,112
Do you know that?
1217
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:45,645
Aye.
1218
01:29:45,647 --> 01:29:47,047
Our Karen mentioned it.
1219
01:29:47,049 --> 01:29:48,982
You get to know everything
second hand do you?
1220
01:29:50,786 --> 01:29:52,686
You ought to mind your own
bloody business.
1221
01:29:54,690 --> 01:29:55,970
What's that lad ever done to
you?
1222
01:29:59,928 --> 01:30:00,928
Another game?
1223
01:30:01,362 --> 01:30:02,362
Aye, if you want.
1224
01:30:06,435 --> 01:30:07,435
Truth hurts?
1225
01:30:07,803 --> 01:30:08,435
Doesn't it?
1226
01:30:08,437 --> 01:30:11,538
You have no idea what it's been
like for me.
1227
01:30:13,075 --> 01:30:14,141
You've never had kids.
1228
01:30:14,777 --> 01:30:15,777
That maybe the case.
1229
01:30:16,545 --> 01:30:17,545
But I know one thing.
1230
01:30:18,514 --> 01:30:20,580
Relationships have to be worked
at.
1231
01:30:22,451 --> 01:30:23,917
Yeah well that's easy for you to
say.
1232
01:30:25,554 --> 01:30:27,954
I was robbed of the son I
should've had!
1233
01:30:27,956 --> 01:30:28,889
You have a son.
1234
01:30:28,891 --> 01:30:31,158
Isn't it about time you got to
know him?
1235
01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:31,725
Aaargh!
1236
01:30:31,727 --> 01:30:33,427
Before it's too late.
1237
01:30:37,533 --> 01:30:38,533
You know..
1238
01:30:39,535 --> 01:30:41,601
'..It's hard to tell who's more
disabled..
1239
01:30:42,171 --> 01:30:43,804
You.. or him?
1240
01:31:41,897 --> 01:31:42,897
Alright?
1241
01:31:51,139 --> 01:31:53,540
Can we go inside?
1242
01:31:56,245 --> 01:31:57,245
Dad?
1243
01:32:00,282 --> 01:32:01,282
Yeah.
1244
01:32:01,984 --> 01:32:02,984
Course we can.
1245
01:32:05,854 --> 01:32:07,120
How've you been anyway?
1246
01:32:09,825 --> 01:32:12,058
I haven't spoken to you..
Since..
1247
01:32:13,262 --> 01:32:15,729
...since mu.. mum died.
1248
01:32:16,832 --> 01:32:17,832
Well..
1249
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:19,699
...I .. I .. I've been fine.
1250
01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:25,488
Come on.
1251
01:32:25,490 --> 01:32:26,490
Let's get you inside.
1252
01:32:42,658 --> 01:32:43,658
Norman. Um..
1253
01:32:43,959 --> 01:32:44,959
...want a cup of tea?
1254
01:32:47,796 --> 01:32:49,963
Er.. No.
1255
01:32:50,766 --> 01:32:51,831
Th.. Thanks.
1256
01:32:57,873 --> 01:32:59,139
Can we talk?
1257
01:33:00,909 --> 01:33:01,909
Yeah..
1258
01:33:02,077 --> 01:33:03,077
...yeah sure.
1259
01:33:08,650 --> 01:33:09,650
So erm..
1260
01:33:10,152 --> 01:33:11,152
...what is it?
1261
01:33:23,732 --> 01:33:24,732
What's that?
1262
01:33:28,036 --> 01:33:29,736
M.. Mu.. Mum.
1263
01:33:30,772 --> 01:33:34,608
Took out an insurance policy,
years ago.
1264
01:33:36,378 --> 01:33:37,378
Well..
1265
01:33:39,114 --> 01:33:39,713
I..
1266
01:33:39,715 --> 01:33:41,348
...didn't know she'd done that.
1267
01:33:44,653 --> 01:33:45,719
Neither did I..
1268
01:33:46,154 --> 01:33:47,154
Til I..til I..
1269
01:33:47,723 --> 01:33:49,189
...until a couple of weeks ago.
1270
01:33:54,930 --> 01:33:57,731
That's what's left over..
1271
01:34:02,771 --> 01:34:04,070
...your share.
1272
01:34:19,755 --> 01:34:20,755
No.
1273
01:34:22,391 --> 01:34:23,857
Your mother would haunt me.
1274
01:34:26,094 --> 01:34:27,961
And I've enough ghosts in my
cupboard.
1275
01:34:33,001 --> 01:34:34,067
Do you know.. erm..
1276
01:34:36,438 --> 01:34:38,104
...I wish I was.. erm..
1277
01:34:39,708 --> 01:34:40,708
Ah what's the word?
1278
01:34:41,910 --> 01:34:42,910
Adaptable.
1279
01:34:47,416 --> 01:34:48,815
I wish I was more adabtable.
1280
01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:53,453
I'm just er..
1281
01:34:53,989 --> 01:34:54,989
...a big..
1282
01:34:55,023 --> 01:34:56,089
...bloody dinosaur.
1283
01:34:58,927 --> 01:35:00,160
I should be extinct eh?
1284
01:35:04,366 --> 01:35:05,865
Darlo are on the attack..
1285
01:35:05,867 --> 01:35:07,627
...David Cork flicks the ball
onto Bortwick..
1286
01:35:07,736 --> 01:35:09,096
...he shoots from outside the
area.
1287
01:35:09,371 --> 01:35:10,804
- Just over the bar
- Ooohh!
1288
01:35:10,806 --> 01:35:12,872
Come on - Andy Milner
kicks off for Rochdale..
1289
01:35:12,874 --> 01:35:15,108
Passes to Butler, but the ball
runs loose.
1290
01:35:15,110 --> 01:35:16,443
Butler challenges To man..
1291
01:35:16,445 --> 01:35:17,326
...hard..
1292
01:35:17,328 --> 01:35:18,210
- Ah, you didrty buggers,
- OoooH.
1293
01:35:18,346 --> 01:35:19,379
To man goes down..
1294
01:35:19,715 --> 01:35:20,847
...that's a shocking foul.
1295
01:35:22,350 --> 01:35:23,399
It's a free-kick to Darling ton.
1296
01:35:23,401 --> 01:35:24,862
Andy To man swings the ball into
the box..
1297
01:35:24,886 --> 01:35:25,901
...Coatsworth..
1298
01:35:25,903 --> 01:35:26,919
- Goooooal!!
- Yeeeessss!!
1299
01:35:27,055 --> 01:35:28,055
Ah, ha, ha!
1300
01:35:28,423 --> 01:35:29,288
Yes!
1301
01:35:29,290 --> 01:35:30,156
Shouldn't you be at the game?
1302
01:35:30,158 --> 01:35:33,259
This is the most important game
of the season.
1303
01:35:33,261 --> 01:35:34,460
Yeah.
1304
01:35:34,462 --> 01:35:35,661
I know that you soft git..
1305
01:35:35,663 --> 01:35:37,303
I'm trying to sort this lot out,
aren't I.
1306
01:35:37,432 --> 01:35:38,432
Oh ya!
1307
01:35:40,469 --> 01:35:41,501
You go to the match.
1308
01:35:42,738 --> 01:35:43,738
Bloody hell!
1309
01:35:44,473 --> 01:35:45,473
Shit!
1310
01:35:47,109 --> 01:35:48,308
Bugger it, bugger it!
1311
01:35:48,844 --> 01:35:50,404
Don't worry Norman, I'll lock up
for ya.
1312
01:35:57,185 --> 01:35:58,284
What's going on here man?
1313
01:35:58,286 --> 01:35:59,486
Arrrgh, bloody hell!
1314
01:36:00,355 --> 01:36:01,354
What's going on here?
1315
01:36:01,356 --> 01:36:03,223
There's a burst water main or
something..
1316
01:36:03,225 --> 01:36:04,690
Come on!
1317
01:36:04,692 --> 01:36:06,158
I told you not to come this
way..
1318
01:36:06,161 --> 01:36:07,460
...didn't I?
1319
01:36:07,462 --> 01:36:09,862
Which way do you wanna go?
All the roads are the bloody same.
1320
01:36:10,465 --> 01:36:11,196
What are we gonna do?
1321
01:36:11,198 --> 01:36:11,930
I dunno, we're going to miss the
game..
1322
01:36:11,933 --> 01:36:12,933
...come on!
1323
01:36:16,304 --> 01:36:18,505
I'll tell you what we're gonna
do.
1324
01:36:21,943 --> 01:36:23,042
We're gonna fly.
1325
01:36:23,979 --> 01:36:24,979
You what?
1326
01:36:25,280 --> 01:36:25,545
Yep.
1327
01:36:25,547 --> 01:36:28,414
Turn around, we need to go to
Ernest's.. now.
1328
01:36:28,416 --> 01:36:30,283
- You're bloody joking, aren't you..
- I'm not.
1329
01:36:30,519 --> 01:36:31,518
Away, hurry up!
1330
01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:33,086
Oh, Jesus Christ!
1331
01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:39,360
Bugger it!
1332
01:36:56,845 --> 01:36:57,845
Yes!
1333
01:37:03,819 --> 01:37:04,850
It's gonna work..
1334
01:37:04,852 --> 01:37:06,532
...Aye, It's gonna work or we're
gonna die.
1335
01:37:10,058 --> 01:37:11,224
I hope they're in.
1336
01:37:23,305 --> 01:37:24,237
Hello Mrs Hogg.
1337
01:37:24,239 --> 01:37:24,938
Hiya.
1338
01:37:25,140 --> 01:37:26,539
Hello lads.
1339
01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:28,119
What you doing here? I thought
you'd be going to the match?
1340
01:37:28,143 --> 01:37:29,209
Aye, is Ernest in?
1341
01:37:30,445 --> 01:37:31,445
Yeah.
1342
01:37:31,546 --> 01:37:32,546
Ernest!
1343
01:37:35,217 --> 01:37:36,149
Alright lads?
1344
01:37:36,151 --> 01:37:38,084
What can I do for you?
Shouldn't you be at the match?
1345
01:37:38,086 --> 01:37:41,888
There's a bloody burst water
main.
1346
01:37:42,157 --> 01:37:44,390
The only way we're gonna get to
the match..
1347
01:37:44,392 --> 01:37:45,625
...is in the glider.
1348
01:37:45,627 --> 01:37:46,627
Is it ready?
1349
01:37:47,295 --> 01:37:48,295
Glider?
1350
01:37:49,030 --> 01:37:50,030
You mean now?
1351
01:37:50,298 --> 01:37:51,564
Yeah.. Now!
1352
01:37:52,067 --> 01:37:52,966
It's ready..
1353
01:37:52,968 --> 01:37:53,968
...round the back.
1354
01:37:54,302 --> 01:37:55,535
Round the round the back
1355
01:38:20,996 --> 01:38:22,295
- Take me eh?
- Here we go, go!
1356
01:38:22,931 --> 01:38:23,931
Right.
1357
01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:26,599
There we go.
1358
01:38:26,601 --> 01:38:28,001
Right.. tie those on.
1359
01:38:34,476 --> 01:38:35,476
Here we go.
1360
01:38:39,930 --> 01:38:40,930
Come on, come on.
1361
01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:46,420
Safety!
1362
01:38:49,057 --> 01:38:50,523
Away, get, get me in.
1363
01:38:51,459 --> 01:38:52,459
One please mate.
1364
01:38:52,928 --> 01:38:54,060
Got anything smaller mate?
1365
01:38:54,062 --> 01:38:54,627
I haven't no.
1366
01:38:54,629 --> 01:38:57,297
Look, it doesn't matter about
the change.
1367
01:38:57,299 --> 01:38:58,699
- Right, go on then go on.
- Cheers.
1368
01:39:01,536 --> 01:39:02,536
Right.
1369
01:39:07,142 --> 01:39:08,041
Ethel!
1370
01:39:08,043 --> 01:39:10,176
What the bloody hell do you
think you're doing?
1371
01:39:10,178 --> 01:39:11,277
I'm driving.
1372
01:39:11,279 --> 01:39:12,979
And don't you try and stop me.
1373
01:39:12,981 --> 01:39:14,247
Ahhh. We're in trouble.
1374
01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:16,780
You think I'm missing this?
1375
01:39:16,952 --> 01:39:18,017
Let's go!
1376
01:39:28,697 --> 01:39:30,997
Right, come on.
1377
01:39:30,999 --> 01:39:31,999
Get him out.
1378
01:39:32,500 --> 01:39:33,500
They're me hats.
1379
01:39:34,536 --> 01:39:35,368
There we go.
1380
01:39:35,370 --> 01:39:36,436
Yes mate.
1381
01:39:38,939 --> 01:39:40,019
Right, you go, all the way.
1382
01:39:41,543 --> 01:39:42,074
Ah, oh!
1383
01:39:42,076 --> 01:39:43,076
For goodness sake.
1384
01:39:46,514 --> 01:39:47,514
Ay up Norman.
1385
01:39:47,749 --> 01:39:48,715
What are you doing here?
1386
01:39:48,717 --> 01:39:51,617
Where the bloody hell are Paul
and Ian?
1387
01:39:51,619 --> 01:39:52,619
I dunno.
1388
01:39:53,221 --> 01:39:54,354
I thought they'd be here.
1389
01:40:10,305 --> 01:40:12,005
I can't take much more of this.
1390
01:40:12,307 --> 01:40:13,627
I think me heart's gonna give
out.
1391
01:40:16,044 --> 01:40:17,044
Are you Alright Norman?
1392
01:40:17,345 --> 01:40:18,345
Ah, yeah.
1393
01:40:19,180 --> 01:40:20,820
I'm just wondering where the
hell Paul is?
1394
01:40:21,483 --> 01:40:22,081
I mean..
1395
01:40:22,083 --> 01:40:23,716
...I can't believe he's missing
this.
1396
01:40:24,052 --> 01:40:24,384
Right.
1397
01:40:24,386 --> 01:40:26,185
This is ridiculous!
1398
01:40:26,688 --> 01:40:27,787
This thing's never gonna work..
1399
01:40:27,789 --> 01:40:29,489
...Oh, hold your tongue woman.
1400
01:40:29,491 --> 01:40:30,590
I'm not jumping off there
Ernest..
1401
01:40:30,592 --> 01:40:31,912
...Have you seen the bloody drop?
1402
01:40:33,461 --> 01:40:35,094
Yes you bloody well are!
1403
01:40:35,597 --> 01:40:36,796
Grow a set of balls man.
1404
01:40:36,798 --> 01:40:37,798
Will ya?
1405
01:40:39,267 --> 01:40:41,467
You're all stark raving bonkers.
1406
01:40:42,437 --> 01:40:43,602
Come on..
1407
01:40:43,604 --> 01:40:45,004
Let's get this thing up in the
air..
1408
01:40:45,106 --> 01:40:45,638
Hurry up!
1409
01:40:46,041 --> 01:40:47,173
This is madness.
1410
01:40:47,175 --> 01:40:48,175
You're telling me!
1411
01:40:48,743 --> 01:40:50,410
Come on.. Let's go!
1412
01:40:52,213 --> 01:40:53,213
Are you ready?
1413
01:40:53,481 --> 01:40:54,080
Yep!
1414
01:40:54,349 --> 01:40:55,349
No!
1415
01:40:56,618 --> 01:40:57,016
Right!
1416
01:40:57,018 --> 01:40:58,018
My count..
1417
01:40:58,353 --> 01:40:59,952
I'm gonna push forward..
1418
01:40:59,954 --> 01:41:01,554
...When you get to the brow of
the hill!
1419
01:41:02,390 --> 01:41:04,357
I wan't you to jump into the
harness.
1420
01:41:04,359 --> 01:41:05,359
Well how do I do that?
1421
01:41:05,427 --> 01:41:06,592
Just bloody do it!
1422
01:41:06,594 --> 01:41:07,092
Arrggh.
1423
01:41:07,094 --> 01:41:07,593
One..
1424
01:41:07,595 --> 01:41:08,361
...two..
1425
01:41:08,363 --> 01:41:09,363
...three!
1426
01:41:10,065 --> 01:41:11,364
Geronimo!!!
1427
01:41:11,366 --> 01:41:13,266
Yes.. you're gonna kill
them fool!!
1428
01:41:21,109 --> 01:41:22,175
I told you..
1429
01:41:22,177 --> 01:41:23,843
You've bloody well killed th...
1430
01:41:24,979 --> 01:41:25,979
Oooohh!
1431
01:41:30,118 --> 01:41:31,118
Oh!
1432
01:41:31,184 --> 01:41:31,716
Oh!!
1433
01:41:31,719 --> 01:41:32,719
I told you.
1434
01:41:33,421 --> 01:41:34,487
Oh you...!
1435
01:41:35,590 --> 01:41:36,756
...gave me such a fright!
1436
01:41:44,499 --> 01:41:45,598
We're actually flying mate!
1437
01:41:46,122 --> 01:41:46,642
We're doing it.
1438
01:41:46,644 --> 01:41:47,644
We are.
1439
01:41:50,070 --> 01:41:51,070
I've got it, I've got it!
1440
01:41:52,574 --> 01:41:54,707
You'd bloody better have mind
Ian!
1441
01:41:55,143 --> 01:41:56,143
It's Alright mate..
1442
01:41:56,244 --> 01:41:56,876
I've had a lesson.
1443
01:41:56,878 --> 01:41:59,479
You've only had one lesson?
1444
01:41:59,747 --> 01:42:01,307
Ernest taught me a few things,
you know.
1445
01:42:01,483 --> 01:42:02,849
Are you kidding?
1446
01:42:03,451 --> 01:42:03,850
Ian!
1447
01:42:03,852 --> 01:42:06,185
This is just like my dream..
1448
01:42:06,488 --> 01:42:07,420
...I was telling you about.
1449
01:42:07,422 --> 01:42:08,422
Aye.
1450
01:42:08,723 --> 01:42:09,155
Eh!
1451
01:42:09,157 --> 01:42:10,623
There's me mum's house!
1452
01:42:11,459 --> 01:42:12,358
Mum!
1453
01:42:12,360 --> 01:42:13,159
Whoooohh!
1454
01:42:13,161 --> 01:42:14,560
I wonder if she can see us?
1455
01:42:14,562 --> 01:42:15,328
I hope not..
1456
01:42:15,330 --> 01:42:16,429
She'll have a heart attack!
1457
01:42:17,432 --> 01:42:18,631
Mrs Carter!
1458
01:42:18,867 --> 01:42:19,867
Whooooh!
1459
01:42:24,139 --> 01:42:25,238
We're actually flying mate.
1460
01:42:26,441 --> 01:42:27,240
Whooooh!
1461
01:42:27,442 --> 01:42:28,442
Whooooh!
1462
01:42:28,676 --> 01:42:29,676
Whooooh!
1463
01:42:31,546 --> 01:42:32,546
There's the pitch look.
1464
01:42:32,847 --> 01:42:33,846
Ok look, it is!
1465
01:42:33,848 --> 01:42:35,748
I'll aim for it mate, here we
go.
1466
01:42:36,251 --> 01:42:37,251
Away, away then.
1467
01:42:40,255 --> 01:42:41,255
Go on lads!
1468
01:42:41,623 --> 01:42:43,656
Come on Darlo!
1469
01:42:43,658 --> 01:42:44,658
Go on lads!
1470
01:42:45,560 --> 01:42:47,226
We love you Darlo..
1471
01:42:47,629 --> 01:42:48,629
...we do!
1472
01:42:56,504 --> 01:42:58,237
I mean it's not like him
to miss this.
1473
01:42:58,239 --> 01:42:59,405
It is odd..
1474
01:42:59,407 --> 01:43:00,807
He wouldn't miss this for the
world.
1475
01:43:06,381 --> 01:43:07,381
Alright love?
1476
01:43:09,250 --> 01:43:10,250
Sit with us?
1477
01:43:11,419 --> 01:43:12,419
So what..
1478
01:43:12,754 --> 01:43:13,794
...So what you doing here?
1479
01:43:14,622 --> 01:43:15,655
Looking for Paul, I..
1480
01:43:15,924 --> 01:43:16,934
...I thought he'd be here.
1481
01:43:16,958 --> 01:43:17,557
Aye..
1482
01:43:17,559 --> 01:43:18,758
...You and me both.
1483
01:43:22,630 --> 01:43:23,930
♪ I'd sit alone.. ♪
1484
01:43:24,699 --> 01:43:26,265
♪ .. And watch your light ♪
1485
01:43:27,302 --> 01:43:28,302
What's that noise?
1486
01:43:30,421 --> 01:43:32,939
Well I had to keep up with
the match somehow, didn't I?
1487
01:43:33,675 --> 01:43:34,640
You brought your radio?
1488
01:43:34,642 --> 01:43:36,275
Yeah, I can't.. I can't get it.
1489
01:43:38,279 --> 01:43:39,312
I've got it, don't worry.
1490
01:43:40,348 --> 01:43:43,316
Look.. look, we're coming up
over the pitch now.
1491
01:43:43,318 --> 01:43:43,649
Right.
1492
01:43:43,651 --> 01:43:44,884
Go on lads!
1493
01:43:45,453 --> 01:43:47,253
Go on Darlo!
1494
01:43:48,957 --> 01:43:50,389
Gooooal!
1495
01:43:50,892 --> 01:43:52,325
Yeeessss!!!
1496
01:43:52,460 --> 01:43:53,492
- My God!
- Yes!
1497
01:43:53,628 --> 01:43:55,595
Come on Darlo!!
1498
01:43:57,765 --> 01:43:58,397
Right..
1499
01:43:58,399 --> 01:44:00,600
...I'm gonna try and put us down
over that field.
1500
01:44:00,768 --> 01:44:01,768
Here we go!
1501
01:44:02,670 --> 01:44:04,237
Thank God, I..I'm..
1502
01:44:04,239 --> 01:44:05,404
...bursting for a pee!
1503
01:44:05,406 --> 01:44:06,406
You're taking the pee.
1504
01:44:07,385 --> 01:44:08,394
Right.
1505
01:44:08,396 --> 01:44:09,406
♪ The girls and boys ♪
1506
01:44:09,944 --> 01:44:10,944
Look!
1507
01:44:12,947 --> 01:44:13,947
Up there..
1508
01:44:16,651 --> 01:44:18,684
It's bloody Paul and Ian!
1509
01:44:20,321 --> 01:44:21,754
Bloody hell, so it is!
1510
01:44:23,424 --> 01:44:24,424
- Bugger me
- Er?
1511
01:44:24,692 --> 01:44:25,691
That's Paul Hodgson.
1512
01:44:25,693 --> 01:44:26,959
Who's that behind him like?
1513
01:44:26,961 --> 01:44:28,628
That's his mate Ian.
1514
01:44:29,264 --> 01:44:30,264
What the..
1515
01:44:30,732 --> 01:44:32,331
Any idea how to slow this down?
1516
01:44:33,301 --> 01:44:35,501
No, well you're the expert!
1517
01:44:35,503 --> 01:44:36,502
I didn't get that far.
1518
01:44:36,504 --> 01:44:39,672
Well hurry up and put us down
will ya?
1519
01:44:39,674 --> 01:44:40,906
I'm gonna try and lean it
forward.
1520
01:44:40,908 --> 01:44:41,908
Whooah!
1521
01:44:44,679 --> 01:44:44,977
Man!
1522
01:44:44,979 --> 01:44:45,278
Who ah!
1523
01:44:45,280 --> 01:44:48,281
Would you bloody be careful
man..
1524
01:44:48,283 --> 01:44:49,515
...yoiu nearly killed us!
1525
01:44:49,517 --> 01:44:50,517
I'm gonna try again..
1526
01:44:50,652 --> 01:44:51,717
...slower this time.
1527
01:45:05,366 --> 01:45:05,765
Right..
1528
01:45:05,767 --> 01:45:06,966
...I'm gonna get Paul.
1529
01:45:06,968 --> 01:45:08,334
I'm gonna come with ya!
1530
01:45:09,404 --> 01:45:10,936
♪ We watch the shows ♪
1531
01:45:11,539 --> 01:45:13,472
♪ we watch the stars ♪
1532
01:45:13,675 --> 01:45:15,007
♪ on video ♪
1533
01:45:15,810 --> 01:45:17,677
♪ for hours and hours ♪
1534
01:45:17,845 --> 01:45:19,812
♪ we hardly need ♪
1535
01:45:19,981 --> 01:45:21,947
♪ to use our ears ♪
1536
01:45:22,317 --> 01:45:26,786
♪ how music changes through the
years ♪
1537
01:45:28,623 --> 01:45:30,423
♪ let's hope you never.. ♪
1538
01:45:30,992 --> 01:45:32,591
♪ ..leave old friend ♪
1539
01:45:32,827 --> 01:45:34,760
♪ like all good things ♪
1540
01:45:35,563 --> 01:45:36,563
Bloody hell.
1541
01:45:37,698 --> 01:45:39,098
We weren't no Douglas Bader were
we?
1542
01:45:39,434 --> 01:45:40,900
You can... say that again.
1543
01:45:41,402 --> 01:45:42,402
Paul!
1544
01:45:42,737 --> 01:45:43,102
Paul.
1545
01:45:43,571 --> 01:45:44,571
Jane.
1546
01:45:44,906 --> 01:45:45,906
You ok?
1547
01:45:47,075 --> 01:45:47,740
Dad!
1548
01:45:47,742 --> 01:45:48,074
Son.
1549
01:45:48,576 --> 01:45:49,576
Ah!
1550
01:45:50,078 --> 01:45:51,577
I thought I'd lost you again.
1551
01:45:54,114 --> 01:45:56,648
It takes more than a glider
crash to get rid of me dad!
1552
01:45:58,453 --> 01:45:59,518
Ian.. You Alright?
1553
01:46:00,455 --> 01:46:01,520
What about you, shall we er..
1554
01:46:01,522 --> 01:46:03,756
...Maybe get you to the hospital
for a check up or something?
1555
01:46:03,758 --> 01:46:05,290
Yeah.
1556
01:46:06,826 --> 01:46:08,386
No, I.. I.. I wanna go see the
football.
1557
01:46:09,364 --> 01:46:10,644
His wheelchair's knackered mind.
1558
01:46:11,899 --> 01:46:13,499
We don't need the bloody
wheelchair!
1559
01:46:13,935 --> 01:46:15,468
Jane, Ian. Give us a hand.
1560
01:46:18,373 --> 01:46:18,971
Ready?
1561
01:46:18,973 --> 01:46:19,973
One, two, three!
1562
01:46:20,608 --> 01:46:20,873
Right!
1563
01:46:21,609 --> 01:46:22,609
Let's go!
1564
01:46:22,810 --> 01:46:23,810
Let's go!
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