Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:05,990
Do I think this is real? No.
What are you? An idiot?
2
00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:08,790
Is the government involved
in any of this kind of stuff?
3
00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,269
Mind control... I mean, I hope so.
4
00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,435
(LAUGHS)
5
00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:14,114
(LAUGHING)
6
00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,395
I think we're all in a Dollhouse.
7
00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,711
Like, would I hire somebody
who's been imprinted?
8
00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,115
I would just go to jail.
9
00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:27,230
No, I would help people.
We would save nuns and orphans together.
10
00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,958
I don't wanna hire
11
00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,709
a female or male doll for sexual purposes,
thanks.
12
00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,435
I would like to live in the Dollhouse
13
00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:40,399
and just go
from spa treatment to spa treatment.
14
00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,040
- Yeah, you'd like to be an in-Active doll.
- All day. I'll be like... Yes.
15
00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:48,599
No. Wiping people's brains to make them
what you want them to be...
16
00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:51,592
You know, I've tried it with boyfriends.
It didn't work.
17
00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,310
A person's almost there,
like 80%% % of the way.
18
00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,994
If they would stop laughing like that,
you know?
19
00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,115
(EX CLAIMS) Keeper.
20
00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:03,359
I've married a very stubborn man,
who, despite my attempts to imprint him,
21
00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,829
has stayed exactly the way he was
the day we married.
22
00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:10,552
You know, just... I just wish...
Could I just get in there and... Yeah, yeah.
23
00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,074
Fix it up a little bit,
and then they'd be perfect.
24
00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,948
Maybe if I could have,
like, the perfect boyfriend,
25
00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:20,715
make the perfect boyfriend
out of my current boyfriend.
26
00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:24,713
I'd probably wanna say some things
to loved ones that I'd lost.
27
00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:28,995
Oh, my God! Imprinting skills?
Lay them on me.
28
00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:31,196
I'd like to play the piano
29
00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,114
like a person with fingers.
30
00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:38,318
I have this list of books that...
They're just screaming at me, like,
31
00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,719
"You're ignorant!" You know?
32
00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:44,157
I would be imprinted with the ability
to put things back where I found them.
33
00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,789
I just sort of wish...
You know, and just shove it in.
34
00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:51,634
And, ooh! Ninja skills are only
five dollars extra? I'll take those.
35
00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,916
- Be able to play like Jimi Hendrix.
- Done.
36
00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,752
And, like, crack a safe.
37
00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,274
You know, that's what I would do.
I would go for weird combinations.
38
00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,836
Well, I've always wanted
to just be like a rock-and-roller.
39
00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,071
Like, just sing the crap out of songs.
40
00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,516
You know, I wanna be a master...
41
00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,477
(BOTH LAUGHING)
42
00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:13,108
There are some people I know
who have too many skills,
43
00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,599
and I'm talking about Felicia Day.
44
00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:19,393
I'm not a doll. If I was a doll,
I would be a lot more confident.
45
00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,795
Would I ever volunteer myself?
46
00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:22,915
No.
47
00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:24,835
I don't volunteer for anything.
48
00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,192
You know, let me go and play
Carnegie Hall and, you know,
49
00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:34,355
play Ravel's transcendental work
or something like that.
50
00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,795
If I couldn't remember it,
what would the point be?
51
00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,838
Despite my many,
many thousands of flaws,
52
00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:43,832
I've always been
pretty comfortable being me.
53
00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:48,991
Having said that, my avatar online
is a beautiful, young Asian woman.
54
00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,833
Who wouldn't wanna be an Active?
55
00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,959
What if you could just, like, click off,
and then wake up,
56
00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,031
I don't know, a couple months,
couple years later,
57
00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,236
with, like, zero percent body fat?
58
00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,678
I know I'm not necessarily that tall,
but I'd like to play for the Lakers.
59
00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,079
And you know that the whole time,
60
00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:09,392
you've been probably having sex
with some pretty cool people.
61
00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:13,355
The whole sexual fantasy is fine with me.
62
00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,992
Have I ever met anybody
I suspected was a doll?
63
00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:21,114
I've met some people who I suspected
were empty-headed playthings.
64
00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,559
I dated a girl once who seemed to
have more than one personality,
65
00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:31,313
but my therapist assured me
it was Dissociative Personality Disorder.
66
00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,676
(LAUGHING) There are a lot of them in LA.
67
00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,796
And they all go to the gym.
68
00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:40,471
You mean, like, a doll, like on the show?
No.
69
00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,520
I've come across some people
who are like, "Hi."
70
00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,275
Idiot.
71
00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,998
I'm like, "Hi."
72
00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,238
They're like...
73
00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,912
I mean, mostly on dates.
74
00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,308
You seem like you have someone in mind.
75
00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,713
Are you suggesting that I seem like one?
76
00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,756
If there's a doll among us,
the most obvious...
77
00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:10,798
The most obvious choice, you know,
who I think is the doll, is Joss.
78
00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,152
It seems like that would make
perfect sense in Fran's head, I think.
79
00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:19,069
Because he's just here
to make a show called Dollhouse.
80
00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,233
Just to throw us all off.
"Oh, what a ridiculous show.
81
00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,515
"Oh, no, it's some science fiction thing
on Fox.
82
00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:29,196
"He did a show about vampires,
it's ridiculous." Or is it?
83
00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:33,478
Joss is probably a part owner
in the real Dollhouse.
84
00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:37,155
Oh, sure. 'Cause how is anyone
that brilliant, right?
85
00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:38,798
Yeah, totally. I'll buy that.
86
00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,069
We did say to him once
87
00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:44,950
if there was an imprint for
a television writer, he would be it.
88
00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:49,395
- Really? Well...
- Really? That's one funny-Iooking doll.
89
00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:51,391
- Just kidding.
- Yeah.
90
00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,357
Whose fantasy is that?
91
00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,835
If ever there was a man
who seems to have
92
00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,878
more than the normal number of brains,
I would say that it's Joss Whedon.
93
00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:02,277
I think if he's a doll, he's more like Alpha.
94
00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,158
Joss has got, like,
maybe not 48 personalities,
95
00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,673
I mean, he's got at least 10.
96
00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:11,159
Next time I see Joss, I'm gonna say,
"It's time for your treatment."
97
00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:15,677
See what he does.
He might start, like, short-circuiting.
98
00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:19,118
There's no way I would be this depressing
and procrastinate this much.
99
00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,158
I don't think
the computer could create Joss.
100
00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:29,468
I think only his very particular collection of
experiences and brain cells could do that.
101
00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,111
Well, I think he's the real deal.
102
00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,988
If I am a doll, clearly the technology
has not been perfected.
103
00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,399
That's all I'm saying.
104
00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,229
English - SDH
8900
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
