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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,218 --> 00:00:02,015 Previously on "All Rise"... 2 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:03,769 Andre Armstrong is in town. 3 00:00:03,854 --> 00:00:04,738 He broke your heart. 4 00:00:04,822 --> 00:00:06,823 A father never forgets something like that. 5 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:08,108 You didn't get closure. 6 00:00:08,192 --> 00:00:09,609 You need closure. 7 00:00:09,694 --> 00:00:12,054 Lo, do you still have feelings for Andre? 8 00:00:18,867 --> 00:00:20,601 Your honor, Mr. Rivera repeatedly failed 9 00:00:20,686 --> 00:00:22,455 to show up at meetings with his probation officer. 10 00:00:22,539 --> 00:00:23,974 A search of his home was ordered 11 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:26,176 where illegal narcotics were found and seized. 12 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:29,813 Mr. Rivera, I must say I am not pleased by this reunion. 13 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:32,316 A year ago you stood in this very spot 14 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,078 and were found guilty of felony possession for sale. 15 00:00:35,163 --> 00:00:36,849 With four years prison suspended, your honor. 16 00:00:36,933 --> 00:00:39,471 Yeah, I think the court knows the record, Mr. Callan, 17 00:00:39,556 --> 00:00:42,492 which includes this defendant suffering a horrific injury 18 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:43,660 in a workplace accident 19 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:46,312 that made it impossible for him to support his family. 20 00:00:46,396 --> 00:00:49,166 I did not know that you were representing the defendant, Ms. Lopez. 21 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,334 She's not. 22 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:52,289 Ms. Lopez has offered her services 23 00:00:52,374 --> 00:00:54,492 in linking my client to special programs. 24 00:00:54,577 --> 00:00:57,218 That is all that she is doing. 25 00:00:59,908 --> 00:01:02,345 I sentenced you to four years in prison. 26 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:05,098 But based on the circumstances referenced by Ms. Lopez, 27 00:01:05,182 --> 00:01:08,051 I suspended that prison term and granted you probation, 28 00:01:08,135 --> 00:01:09,257 which you violated. 29 00:01:09,342 --> 00:01:10,837 I'm sorry. I tried to make some meetings, 30 00:01:10,921 --> 00:01:12,556 but there was something going on with my son and I... 31 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,275 Following Mr. Rivera's accident, 32 00:01:15,359 --> 00:01:17,694 he was prescribed oxycodone for pain. 33 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:20,564 He is suffering from addiction and he needs treatment. 34 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:23,414 The court gave him that chance already, your honor, 35 00:01:23,499 --> 00:01:25,084 and now he's back. What's different? 36 00:01:25,184 --> 00:01:28,036 Well, what's different is the original program was not a good fit, 37 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:29,210 so he fell through cracks. 38 00:01:29,295 --> 00:01:32,914 - Your honor, our office is overloaded. - You mean my office? 39 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:35,328 You've only been a pd for a hot second. 40 00:01:35,946 --> 00:01:37,047 Okay, Ms. Lopez. 41 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,632 Please step back. 42 00:01:38,716 --> 00:01:40,533 - Yeah. - Take a seat. Thank you. 43 00:01:40,617 --> 00:01:41,868 Mr. Watkins, 44 00:01:41,952 --> 00:01:43,502 reserve your arguments for the court. 45 00:01:44,909 --> 00:01:46,309 Come in. 46 00:01:46,394 --> 00:01:48,163 You've got mail. 47 00:01:48,248 --> 00:01:49,982 What is up with Emily and Luke? 48 00:01:50,067 --> 00:01:53,503 Oh, gosh. There is so much electricity between those two. 49 00:01:53,616 --> 00:01:55,065 All I know is they need to learn how to play 50 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:56,983 on the same side of my courtroom. 51 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:01,822 Do you have a moment? 52 00:02:01,906 --> 00:02:04,157 Of course for you, judge Marshall. 53 00:02:04,241 --> 00:02:07,944 I saw that people v. Rivera is back on the calendar. 54 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,414 I'm presuming that you imposed your original sentence? 55 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,749 I have not made my ruling yet. 56 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:16,336 Our calendars are filled with more cases than we can handle. 57 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:19,423 Repeat offenders need to be dealt with expeditiously. 58 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:21,258 This man is facing years in prison. 59 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:25,595 My dad lost his leg in the Korean war. 60 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,498 Through determination he was able to put food on the table 61 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:31,318 without committing anni. 62 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:33,602 Your father sounds like a remarkable man. 63 00:02:39,944 --> 00:02:43,328 I swear we need to put a GPS tracker on that man! 64 00:02:46,283 --> 00:02:47,834 But maybe judge Marshall is right. 65 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:51,204 Just seeing defendants back in my courtroom, 66 00:02:51,288 --> 00:02:53,789 sometimes I wonder if I'm really making a difference. 67 00:02:56,293 --> 00:02:59,711 You've been invited to be on the law and technology panel at Stanford. 68 00:03:02,132 --> 00:03:03,666 This is big deal. 69 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:06,685 - Silicon valley general counsel? - Mmm-hmm! 70 00:03:07,805 --> 00:03:10,507 Three ninth circuit justices? 71 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:14,945 And now the honorable judge Lola Carmichael. 72 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:16,613 Oh, they would put me up 73 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,899 - at the four seasons! - I know! 74 00:03:18,983 --> 00:03:21,617 well, we're moving on up 75 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,987 to the east side. 76 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,493 I should go, right? 77 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,463 Well... 78 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,748 "Well," what? 79 00:03:34,832 --> 00:03:37,033 You're not a cyber law specialist, lo. 80 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,218 It seems like a bit of a coincidence 81 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:39,970 that Andre's firm is inviting you. 82 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,539 You're saying I wouldn't have been invited if I didn't know andré? 83 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,207 That what I do is of no impact? 84 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,642 Seems a bit tiny town. 85 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:49,095 I have done zoom trials and virtual hearings. 86 00:03:49,179 --> 00:03:50,846 Yeah, you're a regular Steve Jobs. 87 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:55,051 There is nothing going on with dré and me, okay? 88 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:57,103 I was just seeking your professional advice. 89 00:03:57,187 --> 00:04:00,056 My professional advice is you should pass. 90 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,860 We both know Robin's already managing a lot. 91 00:04:03,027 --> 00:04:04,995 Okay, before you start judging my relationship, 92 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,396 how about you just focus on your own? 93 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,948 What the hell does that mean? 94 00:04:08,032 --> 00:04:10,400 Just because your fiancée has you in some weird love triangle 95 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:11,618 with her husband -whoa. 96 00:04:11,702 --> 00:04:13,286 Doesn't mean I'm doing anything wrong. 97 00:04:13,370 --> 00:04:14,855 Robin and I are fine. 98 00:04:14,939 --> 00:04:16,640 Hey, didn't you tell Rachel 99 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:21,061 that you didn't feel comfortable with her dating dré? 100 00:04:21,145 --> 00:04:22,395 Wonder how she'd feel about do you know what? Trip 101 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:23,813 I don't even know why I came down here to talk to you. 102 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,230 - Fine. - Fine. 103 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:29,069 - Truth hurts doesn't it, Lola? - Shut up! 104 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,573 Where are you? I thought you were coming home early today? 105 00:04:33,657 --> 00:04:35,492 This is the first task force I've been on 106 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:36,743 in two years, Lola. 107 00:04:36,827 --> 00:04:38,578 I know. I'm sorry. 108 00:04:38,662 --> 00:04:41,248 I didn't think my morning hearing would spill over. 109 00:04:41,332 --> 00:04:43,583 Here is the Rivera file, 110 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:48,620 and would you like me to réponde "oui" ou "non" to the Stanford conference? 111 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,074 It's Robin. 112 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:57,130 - What Stanford conference? - It is a legal conference at Stanford. 113 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:59,082 - Sorry. - Oh, doesn't that look fun? 114 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,717 You will never guess whose firm is sponsoring it. 115 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,437 André Armstrong. 116 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:05,971 Your ex's firm. 117 00:05:07,358 --> 00:05:08,758 You're really considering going? 118 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,777 Oh, and let me guess, 119 00:05:10,861 --> 00:05:14,430 you expect me to solo parent once again while you and he hang out? 120 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:19,119 Okay. Dré and I aren't gonna be hanging out. 121 00:05:19,203 --> 00:05:21,453 Dré? Hmm. 122 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:27,210 You know, Bailey used a spoon in her yogurt today. 123 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:30,996 All by herself, first time ever, and you missed it. 124 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:09,000 Good morning. It's another beautiful day. 125 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,207 Good morning, shea. 126 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:17,344 Boys, slow down. Bailey. 127 00:06:17,428 --> 00:06:20,595 Good morning, Bailey. 128 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:22,999 Bye, Bailey. 129 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,133 Thank you. 130 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,888 Oh, perfect. 131 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:32,942 So, this morning you have the zoom meeting with the edmonds foundation, 132 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,527 - mmm. - Then the national urban league, 133 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,512 and today is your mink and fox luncheon 134 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,114 in edgartown for your announcement. 135 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:41,684 Don't forget to ask the nanny to pack extra fruit waters and vegan sandwiches 136 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:43,286 for the kids for their sailing lesson 137 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:47,372 and, yes, my campaign begins today. 138 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,542 It's about time my gorgeous wife 139 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:51,878 works for national chapter president. 140 00:06:51,962 --> 00:06:53,662 - Hey. - Hey, babe. 141 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,809 Maybe I should wear it up for edgartown. 142 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:06,876 It's a bit humid. 143 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:07,894 Girl, no way. 144 00:07:07,978 --> 00:07:09,498 You're right. 145 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:15,051 Luke, how are you? What are you doing? 146 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:19,072 I am trying to finish up the nursery. 147 00:07:19,156 --> 00:07:20,156 Maggie wants it done 148 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,391 before she's back from her trip. 149 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,059 Look at you. Thank you. 150 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,110 - You're welcome. - Married 151 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,062 and about to have a kid. 152 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,997 Are you coming to the ucla law school 153 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:28,915 reunion this weekend? 154 00:07:28,999 --> 00:07:30,733 I'm going as Mark's plus one 155 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,501 since Maggie's on her private baby moon. 156 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,078 I can't. 157 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:37,090 The obamas are hosting a huge event in the vineyard 158 00:07:37,174 --> 00:07:39,175 and Michelle threatened to throw me out of book club 159 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,410 if I missed it. 160 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,011 It would really mean a lot to Mark. 161 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,264 Mark's not talking to me so I find that odd. 162 00:07:44,348 --> 00:07:45,632 I know he wants to clear the air 163 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:46,633 and apologize. 164 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,351 That boy never apologizes. 165 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,919 Oh, that's our surrogate buzzing in. 166 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,304 I'm taking her to the doctor today. 167 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,256 Please come to the reunion. I have to go now. 168 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,309 I overheard your call. 169 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,028 Your reunion sounds fun. Let's do it. 170 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:01,696 Let me guess. You have business in la. 171 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,784 It's perfect timing. 172 00:08:04,868 --> 00:08:07,954 Hoj is hosting a reunion event. 173 00:08:08,038 --> 00:08:10,039 - Mmm-hmm. - Megan fox-west 174 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,208 is having her annual thing. 175 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,377 - Mmm-hmm. - I need to lock down votes. 176 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:15,829 - Mmm-hmm. - Could get shea 177 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,464 - to secure me a table. - Mmm. 178 00:08:17,548 --> 00:08:20,216 Mmm. Could make a vacation out of it. 179 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,802 - Mmm-hmm. - My parents can watch the kids 180 00:08:22,886 --> 00:08:26,122 and you and I can have some sexy time. 181 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:30,175 Mmm. Fire up the jet, baby, 182 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,232 ♪ See me calling ♪ 183 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:40,185 ♪ I'm the brand new queen of the hill ♪ 184 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:49,362 ♪ Holla if you see me coming ♪ 185 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,663 ♪ Coming ♪ 186 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:54,249 ♪ I'm the brand new queen of the hill ♪ 187 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,044 Lola? 188 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,796 ♪ I'm the brand new queen of the hill ♪ 189 00:09:09,733 --> 00:09:11,217 - Please continue, miss kansky. - Thank you, your honor. 190 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,069 The defendant, Thomas Marshall, 191 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,771 is the next door neighbor of the victim, 192 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,157 and the two have been involved in an ongoing property dispute 193 00:09:17,241 --> 00:09:19,892 over the ownership of a per sea americana. 194 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:23,112 - A what? - Yes, an avocado tree, your honor. 195 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,915 The defendant applied arsenic to the tree's fruit, 196 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:29,953 knowing that miss Johnson would pick and consume the avocados. 197 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:33,756 He is charged with attempted murder and pc347, 198 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,010 poisoning of food intended for human consumption. 199 00:09:37,094 --> 00:09:41,631 I use the avocados to make artisanal guacamole for my la smorgasbord stand. 200 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,349 People could have been poisoned. 201 00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:46,419 Your honor, the public was never in any danger, 202 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:52,141 which negates the man's re... Required for a... Attempted murder charge. 203 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,861 - I object. - There are two sides to every story. 204 00:09:54,945 --> 00:09:58,431 Oh, the venice canals have less water than your guacamole. 205 00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,099 You do not know who you're messing with. 206 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,976 Okay, order in the court. 207 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,061 Order. 208 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,300 Welcome to the hoj, miss Carmichael. 209 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,554 Thank you for having me, judge Callan. 210 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:27,460 So, I take it the judge gig is going well? 211 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,563 Aside from a few clashes with some of the other judges, living the dream. 212 00:10:30,647 --> 00:10:31,981 Can't believe this is the first time 213 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,816 I've been in a judge's chambers. 214 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,818 I can, since you didn't show up for my confirmation hearing 215 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:36,902 four years ago. 216 00:10:37,654 --> 00:10:39,972 So sorry. 217 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,407 Oh, sorry. 218 00:10:41,491 --> 00:10:44,294 Morning, sunshine. Where should I set up? 219 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:46,746 Our appointment is tomorrow and it's at my home. 220 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:51,801 Oh, Mark, I'm feeling some really bad chi. 221 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,671 - Lay the fuck off. - Emily. 222 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,589 Hey, guys. How was the ob-gyn? 223 00:10:56,673 --> 00:11:00,009 She told the doctor that she is still drinking coffee. 224 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,844 Because it is fucking fine in moderation. 225 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,180 My god, the baby is just fine. 226 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,181 Luke, look who's here. 227 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:11,554 - You came. - Yeah. Hi. 228 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:14,107 I am so sorry that you just saw that. 229 00:11:14,191 --> 00:11:18,061 - Let me just do some reiki to just rebalance your energy. - Fuck me. 230 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:22,532 Lola, this is Amy, my massage therapist slash Luke and Maggie's doula, 231 00:11:22,616 --> 00:11:24,784 and Emily, their surrogate. 232 00:11:24,868 --> 00:11:27,904 Oh, my god, again. I'm gonna need... stop. 233 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,789 I'm gonna need you to stop defining me. 234 00:11:29,873 --> 00:11:32,792 Like I said, this pregnancy thing is a side hustle. 235 00:11:32,876 --> 00:11:35,695 I'm gonna be a vet, or work for NASA, 236 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,413 or, I don't know, maybe life coach. 237 00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:40,750 - Ambitious. - Wait, aren't you, what do you... 238 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,419 - What a bitch. - Law school Lola, the rich bitch? 239 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,372 I need everyone to leave, please, except for Lola. 240 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,642 I will see you later, Lola. I need to go tame a shrew. 241 00:11:49,726 --> 00:11:51,010 That's really fucking cute. 242 00:11:51,094 --> 00:11:52,562 You know what? I'm gonna need you to kiss my whole pregnant ass, 243 00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:53,563 Okay? 244 00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:55,932 - Kiss it. - If my baby comes out 245 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,151 - kiss it. I really want you to kiss it. - Cussing like a teamster... 246 00:11:58,235 --> 00:12:00,236 - What are you gonna do if the baby comes out like me? - See you. I'm sorry. 247 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,106 - Sorry. Oh. - You should only be so lucky. 248 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,657 - Sorry. - Emily. 249 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:10,862 Luke's whole situation is interesting. 250 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,567 - Where were we? - I figured you wanted to clear the air 251 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,668 - before the reunion. - About what? 252 00:12:18,088 --> 00:12:21,674 We've barely been in touch since the blowout at my wedding. 253 00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:24,410 I had a bit too much to drink, said a few things. 254 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,530 You told me I was throwing away my law degree 255 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,931 in front of ev 256 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,616 nice reception speech. 257 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:33,319 You graduated summa cum laude, order of the coif. 258 00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:35,488 We were co-editors in chief of the law review. 259 00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:37,156 I am raising a family, 260 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,108 and utilizing my legal knowledge 261 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:43,279 with multiple international charities and service organizations. 262 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,498 - You were brilliant. - Were. 263 00:12:45,582 --> 00:12:48,133 So you have been judging me. 264 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,287 You know, for your information, 265 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,057 based on the mad hatter's avocado tea party, I'm not missing much. 266 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,559 Avocado gate is not a typical case. 267 00:12:56,643 --> 00:13:00,012 Oh, I'm sure you put plenty of people away. 268 00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:05,634 All a part of our flawed justice system, permeated by systemic racism, 269 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:09,989 that ends with judges like you sitting helplessly on a bench 270 00:13:10,073 --> 00:13:13,775 as generations of black and brown people are incarcerated. 271 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:21,833 Have work to do, and I'm sure you have tea and nchelu to attend. 272 00:13:39,002 --> 00:13:40,002 Lola? 273 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,890 Robin. 274 00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:46,474 - Oh, my god. - Wow. 275 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,861 Lola Carmichael from new crenshaw. 276 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:56,068 ...Robbie robbo bass. Bass. 277 00:13:56,152 --> 00:13:59,288 Bang, bang, bang. 278 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,408 - What are you doing here? - I had a meeting with one of my clients, 279 00:14:02,492 --> 00:14:04,210 Shakira. 280 00:14:04,294 --> 00:14:08,864 - Wow. Big time music producer. - Hey. How you been? 281 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,918 Are you home visiting? We should go have a drink at the bar. 282 00:14:12,002 --> 00:14:14,887 Oh, I am actually... 283 00:14:14,971 --> 00:14:18,207 Meeting my husband for lunch, -oh. 284 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,424 But how's your wife? 285 00:14:20,644 --> 00:14:24,429 - That is a good question. - What do you mean? 286 00:14:25,982 --> 00:14:26,982 I'm leaving her. 287 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,736 Oh. 288 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:52,642 - There she is. - Hi. Look at you. 289 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:56,312 - Seriously, you did not have to pick me up. - Mmm. 290 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,098 It's the least that I can do after what happened this morning. 291 00:14:59,182 --> 00:15:01,217 Oh, you should feel guilty. 292 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,237 You set me up. Mark had no clue I was coming. 293 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,406 I may have slightly stretched the truth about Mark wanting you here, 294 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:11,777 - which he does inside. - Mmm, deep, deep inside. 295 00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:13,996 - Weren't you trying to butter me up? - Yes. 296 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,398 - It's working. - So, let's talk about the text. 297 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,583 How was it seeing Robin this morning? 298 00:15:19,869 --> 00:15:22,738 - It was no big deal. - I believe you. 299 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,342 - Oh, we need to go. - Mmm. 300 00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:33,599 - Oh. - Mmm? 301 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:38,855 - Rachel is going. - Oh, your former bestie turned frenemy. 302 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:42,525 - Oh, shit, and she is married to... - Yes and yes. 303 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,527 I'm a little wound up. 304 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:49,615 And if you elect me as your next mink and fox national president 305 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:54,820 I will continue to use my influence for important issues 306 00:15:54,904 --> 00:15:57,707 - like improving... - Sorry, sorry. 307 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,492 Sorry, I'm so sorry. Court ran late. 308 00:15:59,576 --> 00:16:03,612 Cornel west's federal action against Harvard finally ended. 309 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,496 We won. 310 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,970 But, Lola, keep going. Sorry. 311 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,455 Thank you. Where was I? 312 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,341 For important causes 313 00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:17,393 like the much needed improvements -hi, Pamela. 314 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,129 In the infrastructure of our historically - 315 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:23,065 Black colleges and universities. 316 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:27,136 - Georgina, who does your hair? - I hope I have your vote and... 317 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,156 - Rachel. - Yes? 318 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,409 - Sounds like you have more you want to share with us. - Oh, no, no. 319 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,862 Oh, don't be so modest. Rachel audubon, ladies. 320 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,499 Oh, shucks. 321 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,820 - Thank you, Lola. - Of course. 322 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,089 - Yes. - Mmm-hmm. 323 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:53,346 My family has stood with this exclusive organization always. 324 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,849 My great-great-grandmother was one of the first 325 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,668 mink and fox charter members of new England. 326 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,939 Well, mink and fox is always looking - 327 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:06,025 - For impassioned volunteers, right, ladies? - Right. 328 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,944 Precisely. 329 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,396 So after some soul searching 330 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:14,683 and heavy convincing from all my influencer friends here, 331 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:19,021 I'm thrilled to announce that I'm also running for national president. 332 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:25,159 Now, please, enjoy the prosecco, courtesy of moi. 333 00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:30,383 excuse me, can we get a photo of you two? 334 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,966 - Take a picture. - Thank you. 335 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,138 What game are you playing, audubon? 336 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,759 You know you don't give a damn about being president of mink & fox. 337 00:17:39,843 --> 00:17:42,211 I'm old money. These are my people. 338 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,761 You just married into it. 339 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,733 So, you're telling me you want 340 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:51,387 to run a major service organization? 341 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:56,275 I just got a federal court to enjoin a voting rights suppression bill 342 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:57,525 in Alabama. 343 00:17:59,028 --> 00:18:02,780 Apart from that eight carat wedding ring dré gave you, 344 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,117 what experience do you have 345 00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:09,036 that makes you leadership material for this elite organization? 346 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,427 I think I will have a glass of champagne. 347 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,511 There you are. 348 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,463 - Thank you. - Enjoy. 349 00:18:17,547 --> 00:18:18,867 I know you saw Robin this morning. 350 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:22,101 So maybe the real question is 351 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:25,103 what game are you playing at with my husband? 352 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,527 don't tell me Rachel audubon is getting to you. 353 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,727 No. 354 00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,481 Maybe. 355 00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:36,898 Just a little. 356 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,120 When we first met, 357 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,605 I was clerking on the ninth circuit 358 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:46,442 and could've had any legal position I wanted, 359 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,993 and now, I can barely remember that person. 360 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,947 What happened? 361 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:55,049 When I look at our kids and see how happy they are, I am in awe. 362 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,287 I know my baby's brilliant. 363 00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,306 Rachel can't help herself, you know how she is. 364 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,224 Yeah. 365 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,810 - Mmm-hmm. - Baby, we're going to be late. 366 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:05,894 Okay. 367 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,465 Okay, maybe we can be a little late. 368 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,522 Hold this for me. 369 00:19:16,606 --> 00:19:17,573 - Thank you. - Thank you. 370 00:19:20,877 --> 00:19:21,877 Yeah? 371 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,412 Oh. 372 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,381 Please... 373 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,052 Please telngressman I will be right down. 374 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:33,139 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 375 00:19:33,223 --> 00:19:34,306 I know. 376 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,874 and then I get a call from the white house 377 00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,810 that the president needs to see me asap, 378 00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:40,763 but I know he just wants my caucus to support... 379 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,681 What did I tell you about doing that when we're conversing? 380 00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:47,268 But I'm glad you're here. 381 00:19:48,471 --> 00:19:50,406 I've been thinking about our plans 382 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,274 to get you onto the supreme court. 383 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,692 You mean your plan. 384 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:57,913 We've got rebuild your resume. I'm setting up a meeting with Nancy... 385 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:01,733 Daddy, you don't have to always be managing my life, okay? 386 00:20:01,817 --> 00:20:04,253 Well, if it wasn't for me, you might've ended up married 387 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:08,174 to that starving musician, Robin Taylor. 388 00:20:08,258 --> 00:20:09,625 God, you sound like mom. 389 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,959 You're lucky to be married to such a powerful man. 390 00:20:13,496 --> 00:20:15,014 Okay, daddy. 391 00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:17,600 I have to go get ready for the reunion. 392 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,268 - Okay. - All right, I love you. 393 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,686 I love you. 394 00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:22,605 - All right. - Okay. 395 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,169 - See you later. - Bye, daddy. 396 00:20:30,513 --> 00:20:31,896 ♪ You know I'm gonna get it ♪ 397 00:20:33,182 --> 00:20:34,182 ♪ 'Cause I want it ♪ 398 00:20:35,618 --> 00:20:36,901 ♪ You know I'm gonna have it ♪ 399 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,453 ♪ 'Cause I need it ♪ 400 00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:47,175 Did I tell you how beautiful you look? 401 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,284 Hey. 402 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,937 I could really use a drink. 403 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,287 - I'm on it. - Okay. 404 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,964 Lola Carmichael! 405 00:21:05,048 --> 00:21:07,666 I thought I saw you in court today. 406 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,635 Um, what firm are you running in New York? 407 00:21:09,719 --> 00:21:11,503 Let me guess, cravath? 408 00:21:11,587 --> 00:21:14,289 I don't actively practice law. 409 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,291 Oh. 410 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,477 Well, maybe you should ask ucla for your money back. 411 00:21:18,561 --> 00:21:20,229 Just kidding. 412 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,680 Oh, god. I'm kidding. 413 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,482 It's her. It's her. 414 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,350 Sorry. 415 00:21:27,904 --> 00:21:29,805 Thank you. 416 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:30,969 You're welcome. 417 00:21:35,244 --> 00:21:38,480 Welcome my classmates! 418 00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:43,986 Oh, yes, a super famous person is hosting tonight. 419 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,488 As you know, I am sarita del castillo, 420 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:48,924 and who would have thought way back in law school 421 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,376 that I would end up becoming 422 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:53,095 an international recording star 423 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:57,349 and a two time Las Vegas entertainer of the year. 424 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:02,104 - Ah, I see my girl, sherri kansky. - Oh, she knows my name. 425 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,273 - Still loving those martinis girl. - Yeah, I do. 426 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,174 Yes. All right, 427 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:08,677 let's get this party started! 428 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,286 - Here we are again. - Hi. 429 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,523 - How's it going? - Hi. 430 00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:22,740 Hey. 431 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,631 Lola, you are, uh, rocking that dress. 432 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,082 Oh, thanks. 433 00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:31,467 It's the spanks. 434 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:32,750 I can tell. 435 00:22:34,971 --> 00:22:36,922 You two were roommates at Howard, right? 436 00:22:37,006 --> 00:22:38,390 You know we were. 437 00:22:38,474 --> 00:22:39,474 - Yeah. - Yeah. 438 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,561 Back when I was dating dré. 439 00:22:42,645 --> 00:22:45,064 We were all just kids then, you know. 440 00:22:45,148 --> 00:22:46,932 Oh, yeah. 441 00:22:47,016 --> 00:22:49,600 You know, I guess everything happens for a reason. 442 00:22:50,165 --> 00:22:51,471 I guess. 443 00:22:51,556 --> 00:22:53,605 - You know what? I think we're gonna go mingle. - Yes. 444 00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:54,990 - So let's go mingle. - Okay. 445 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,159 - Great idea. - Yeah, mingle. 446 00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:58,993 - Um, nice to see you. - Sorry. 447 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,163 - Yeah. - Thank you 448 00:23:05,401 --> 00:23:07,618 We're going this way. 449 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,261 Are you replacing our weekly run with a hot dog eating contest? 450 00:23:16,345 --> 00:23:17,845 I'm starving. 451 00:23:19,082 --> 00:23:21,882 Sarita, uh, Mark Callan. 452 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:25,020 - We were in the same section together. - Mmm. 453 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,584 I'm sorry, I have no idea who you are. 454 00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:29,056 I meet so many people. 455 00:23:30,193 --> 00:23:31,308 It's exhausting. 456 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,783 You don't ever repeat this story. 457 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,820 What! Emily, are you kidding me? 458 00:23:41,904 --> 00:23:43,489 You're still tracking her on your phone? 459 00:23:43,573 --> 00:23:46,542 Emily is driving downtown. She promised to quit uber. 460 00:23:49,078 --> 00:23:51,613 Hey, Emily, call me back, 461 00:23:51,697 --> 00:23:53,966 and I knew you just sent me to voicemail. 462 00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:56,001 You know, people hear tax law, and they're like... 463 00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,122 You know what I mean, right? 464 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:01,807 So, uh, but listen, man. 465 00:24:01,891 --> 00:24:05,728 The federal tax code, it's like a fine wine, you know. 466 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:08,514 It's smooth, with depth and all this... 467 00:24:08,598 --> 00:24:10,632 Interesting, I really need to get back... 468 00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:13,569 Hey, hey, you said you were in music or something right? 469 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:17,472 Have you ever considered transferring your copyrights into your trust, I mean... 470 00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:18,823 - No. - Mmm. 471 00:24:19,775 --> 00:24:21,660 Do you mind if I steal him away? 472 00:24:21,744 --> 00:24:26,614 Oh, sure, yeah. Uh, I should probably figure out who I'm going home with. 473 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,667 Yeah, no, yeah, I'm ready. 474 00:24:33,789 --> 00:24:35,174 The walk. 475 00:24:35,258 --> 00:24:36,491 Do you know him? 476 00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:37,926 Not really. 477 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:42,047 He was always sun bathing in front of Royce hall, 478 00:24:42,131 --> 00:24:43,264 I didn't complain. 479 00:24:46,435 --> 00:24:49,520 So, pretty crazy, huh? 480 00:24:50,273 --> 00:24:53,025 Us here? 481 00:24:53,109 --> 00:24:56,944 Maybe you would've been serious about us if it wasn't for your dad. 482 00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:58,980 I'm kidding. 483 00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:00,699 I'm kidding. 484 00:25:00,783 --> 00:25:01,866 Hey. 485 00:25:03,152 --> 00:25:04,285 Are you happy? 486 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:07,621 Of... Of course. 487 00:25:09,959 --> 00:25:11,125 - Am I interrupting? - Hey. 488 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:13,994 No. 489 00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:17,548 Not at all. 490 00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:22,387 How are you crashing my friend's reunion right now? 491 00:25:22,471 --> 00:25:25,257 Crash is right. Thanks to your rage text, 492 00:25:25,341 --> 00:25:27,643 I almost rear ended a smart car on figueroa. 493 00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:30,395 You are 36 weeks, you should be at home, 494 00:25:30,479 --> 00:25:32,064 not driving for uber. 495 00:25:32,148 --> 00:25:33,548 I switched to e-drive now. 496 00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:37,219 Also, I know my fucking body, okay? Your baby is safe. 497 00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:40,104 - All right? Your baby is safe. - I Don' mean to be bold, um... 498 00:25:41,691 --> 00:25:43,942 ...But I just can't take my eyes off of you. 499 00:25:44,026 --> 00:25:47,395 I mean, you are glowing. 500 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,414 You do realize that I am fucking pregnant? 501 00:25:49,498 --> 00:25:51,900 Oh, do I ever. 502 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,252 Wait, what? 503 00:25:53,336 --> 00:25:55,087 Oh, yes. Thank you so much. 504 00:25:55,171 --> 00:25:57,506 You cannot eat seafood! 505 00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,241 You are the worst surrogate ever. 506 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:00,959 Your child is gonna hate you. 507 00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:03,512 Okay, okay. What is with you two? 508 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:06,765 Take a deep breath, or someone's gonna end up in contractions. 509 00:26:06,849 --> 00:26:08,800 He judges everything I do. 510 00:26:08,884 --> 00:26:11,353 I'm staying at the ritz, you wanna get out of here? 511 00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:12,587 You know, we could grab a bite. 512 00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:14,306 I could watch you eat for two. 513 00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:15,858 Are you hitting on my surrogate? 514 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:17,476 100%. 515 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,611 I mean, look at her. 516 00:26:19,695 --> 00:26:21,029 Wanna come with me? 517 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:22,614 Oh, oh, oh. 518 00:26:22,698 --> 00:26:23,866 Luke's a vasovagal. 519 00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:26,285 - The fuck? - He faints when under extreme stress. 520 00:26:26,369 --> 00:26:28,153 He needs to get outside and get some fresh air. 521 00:26:28,237 --> 00:26:29,820 I got him. Come here. 522 00:26:30,573 --> 00:26:31,573 God, you're a diva. 523 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:34,124 I think I found her. 524 00:26:36,879 --> 00:26:38,078 Judge benner? 525 00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:40,782 Hi. 526 00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:41,950 Lola Carmichael. 527 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,836 I observed one of your trials when I was in law school. 528 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,622 Wait! You're Mark's Lola? 529 00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:50,225 Mmm, he talked about you all the time. 530 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:51,593 Oh. 531 00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:54,629 Mmm. I'm here to present judge Callan an alumni achievement award. 532 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:56,014 He's getting an award. 533 00:26:56,098 --> 00:26:59,151 I was Mark's mentor here at the hoj. 534 00:26:59,235 --> 00:27:00,852 What made you step down from the bench? 535 00:27:02,905 --> 00:27:06,474 This place is a nest of vipers. 536 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:10,245 The best thing I ever did was to show those cowards 537 00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:13,498 my firm ass as I walked out the door. 538 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,583 Mmm. Oh, my stomach. 539 00:27:17,953 --> 00:27:20,822 Oh. Oh, no! 540 00:27:20,906 --> 00:27:21,873 Are you okay? 541 00:27:21,957 --> 00:27:23,658 Mmm. It's this damn shrimp! 542 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:26,494 What was I thinking eating event seafood? 543 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:28,663 If everyone could please come to the stage area, 544 00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:32,517 we're about to start the alumni awards presentation! 545 00:27:32,601 --> 00:27:34,686 Okay, here are my notes. 546 00:27:34,770 --> 00:27:36,939 Just remember to punch the joke about him being cheap. 547 00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:38,223 Wait, me? 548 00:27:38,307 --> 00:27:40,108 No, you need to find someone else. 549 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:42,277 No, you present the award. No time! 550 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,611 I need to hit the bathroom fast! 551 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:55,506 Just like that, okay. 552 00:27:56,191 --> 00:27:57,326 - Better? - Yeah. 553 00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:58,492 Good. 554 00:27:59,412 --> 00:28:00,544 I, um... 555 00:28:03,699 --> 00:28:06,050 - I'm sorry for being on you all the time. - Hmm. 556 00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:10,455 Look, maybe I have been a little active lately. 557 00:28:10,539 --> 00:28:12,307 - Mmm-hmm. - So, you know, 558 00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:13,891 your anxiety is understandable. 559 00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:19,346 You can touch it. 560 00:28:22,151 --> 00:28:23,901 Mmm. 561 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:26,737 You're gonna be a really great dad, Luke. 562 00:28:27,723 --> 00:28:29,157 Probably a helicopter parent. 563 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:32,160 Definitely, but, like, in the best way. 564 00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:34,244 And you're obviously an amazing husband. 565 00:28:35,063 --> 00:28:37,498 Shit, too bad you're married. 566 00:28:40,569 --> 00:28:42,704 at ucla, 567 00:28:42,788 --> 00:28:46,074 judge Callan served as co-editor in chief of the law review... 568 00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,743 Benner got food poisoning, 569 00:28:47,827 --> 00:28:49,978 - and asked me to step in... - he was the youngest judge ever... 570 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,129 ...Unless you'd like me to find someone else. 571 00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:55,432 No. No, it's... That's fine. 572 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,356 He is the recipient of the medal... 573 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,307 Oh, my god. We were such dorks. 574 00:29:04,143 --> 00:29:06,344 Did you pick that picture? 575 00:29:06,428 --> 00:29:09,563 They had me send them a bunch of photos from when we were in law school. 576 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:11,982 You were in most. 577 00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:15,452 You were my ride or die, lo. 578 00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:18,322 We were gonna take on the world together. 579 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:20,908 And then I left. 580 00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:24,495 It was hard for me to accept 581 00:29:25,548 --> 00:29:26,548 that you... 582 00:29:27,449 --> 00:29:29,868 Chose a different life. 583 00:29:29,952 --> 00:29:32,721 And now, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage, 584 00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:36,040 the honorable judge, Mark Callan. 585 00:29:36,124 --> 00:29:37,392 All right. 586 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:40,629 My old section two amigo, apparently. 587 00:29:40,713 --> 00:29:42,513 Woo hoo! 588 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:48,819 Now, to present the alumni achievement award this year, 589 00:29:49,805 --> 00:29:50,805 uh... 590 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:52,606 Lola Carmichael. 591 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:55,911 ...Lola king cola. 592 00:29:57,479 --> 00:29:59,247 Lola, don't stop! 593 00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:02,667 Here you are, dear. 594 00:30:02,751 --> 00:30:04,619 It's a rental, so just be careful. 595 00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:06,537 Lola! 596 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,506 Okay. 597 00:30:10,259 --> 00:30:13,011 I am Lola Carmichael. 598 00:30:13,095 --> 00:30:16,181 It seems like just yesterday, Mark and I were first years 599 00:30:16,265 --> 00:30:21,603 having secret study meetings in the back staircase of the law library. 600 00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:26,256 Two young dreamers plotting our future legal conquests. 601 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:30,612 And for one of us, that dream came true. 602 00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:31,895 Lola. 603 00:30:36,785 --> 00:30:39,403 I could not be more proud of my friend. 604 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:48,763 It's easy to point out all that's wrong with our justice system. 605 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,600 But what's hard is staying in the fight, 606 00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:53,016 showing up every day. 607 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:58,021 And you do that with undivided commitment. 608 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:03,094 So... 609 00:31:04,379 --> 00:31:08,900 It is with great admiration that I present this year's 610 00:31:08,984 --> 00:31:12,988 alumni achievement award to the honorable 611 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,190 judge Mark Callan. 612 00:31:29,455 --> 00:31:30,537 Nice speech. 613 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:34,425 Thanks. 614 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,261 Mark always deserved better than you. 615 00:31:38,347 --> 00:31:40,048 Also, stay away from my husband. 616 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:41,833 I am happily married. 617 00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:43,383 What is your problem with me? 618 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:45,837 You know, you should drop out of the election 619 00:31:45,921 --> 00:31:48,356 while you can still spare yourself the humiliation. 620 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:52,110 I hail from four generations of black society. 621 00:31:52,194 --> 00:31:56,364 You'll always just be Lola from inglewood. 622 00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,231 Little miss ghetto wears Prada. 623 00:31:58,934 --> 00:32:00,569 Are threatened by me, Rachel? 624 00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:02,204 Not in the least. 625 00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:04,188 Then what is your problem? 626 00:32:04,272 --> 00:32:07,542 It's been 10 years. Get over it! 627 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,527 - You should have asked me. - I did. 628 00:32:09,611 --> 00:32:12,080 You said it was fine. 629 00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:15,083 You had Robin. You had to go after dre too. 630 00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,585 You two were broken up! 631 00:32:16,669 --> 00:32:20,138 As my friend, as my line sister, you should have known better 632 00:32:20,222 --> 00:32:22,723 and checked in to see if I was really okay with it. 633 00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:27,845 I get it. 634 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,398 You're right. I'm sorry. 635 00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:36,186 Wanna do a shot? 636 00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:39,741 You know, I'm still gonna have to whoop your ass in the election. 637 00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:41,525 Right? Ms. Carmichael. 638 00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:47,447 - So Tequila, straight up? - Duh. 639 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:49,410 Coming right up. 640 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,455 Sarita. Sarita. Sarita. 641 00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:54,839 - Oh, yes! - Do you remember me? 642 00:32:54,923 --> 00:32:56,091 - Yes, I do! - Sherri kansky. 643 00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:57,626 - Yes, sherri. - I'm such a fan of yours. 644 00:32:57,710 --> 00:32:59,127 - Oh... Wait, what did you... Say it again! - That I'm such a fan of yours. 645 00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,411 Oh! 646 00:33:00,495 --> 00:33:02,464 - Do you think we can do a duet together? - Oh! 647 00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:04,749 - Just like one song. - Oh. Sure, sister! 648 00:33:06,268 --> 00:33:07,752 - Oh. - Uh, "no more tears." key of c. 649 00:33:07,836 --> 00:33:09,137 - Oh. All right. - Thank you. 650 00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:10,355 Excuse me. 651 00:33:10,439 --> 00:33:12,524 - "No more tears." - you'll be Donna. 652 00:33:12,608 --> 00:33:14,759 I'll be Barbra. 653 00:33:14,843 --> 00:33:15,944 Oh, um... 654 00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:19,097 I actually... 655 00:33:19,181 --> 00:33:20,482 ...Sing the Barbara part. 656 00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:21,533 Um. 657 00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:25,487 Singing "No More Tears"... 658 00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:28,439 ♪ It's raining ♪ 659 00:33:28,523 --> 00:33:30,942 ♪ It's pouring ♪ 660 00:33:31,026 --> 00:33:36,965 ♪ My love life is boring me to tears ♪ 661 00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:41,136 ♪ After all these years ♪ 662 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:44,388 ♪ No sunshine no moonlight ♪ 663 00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:50,228 ♪ No stardust no sign of romance ♪ 664 00:33:50,312 --> 00:33:51,563 Wow! 665 00:33:51,647 --> 00:33:56,735 ♪ We don't stand a chance ♪ 666 00:33:56,819 --> 00:33:58,236 ♪ I always ♪ 667 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,905 Aww, you're the best. 668 00:34:00,989 --> 00:34:03,241 - You're rocking that bump. - Thank you. 669 00:34:03,325 --> 00:34:04,326 You're welcome. 670 00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:06,745 ♪ But he turned out ♪ 671 00:34:06,829 --> 00:34:11,166 ♪ To be like every other man ♪ 672 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:15,003 ♪ Our love ♪ 673 00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:19,591 ♪ Our love ♪ 674 00:34:19,675 --> 00:34:20,542 ♪ Raining ♪ 675 00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:21,509 ♪ Raining ♪ 676 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:22,677 ♪ Pouring ♪ 677 00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:23,845 ♪ Pouring ♪ 678 00:34:23,929 --> 00:34:29,000 ♪ There's nothing left for us here ♪ 679 00:34:29,084 --> 00:34:30,552 ♪ Mmm hmm ♪ 680 00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:35,939 ♪ And we won't waste ♪ 681 00:34:36,692 --> 00:34:43,029 ♪ Another ♪ 682 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:45,283 Sing it! 683 00:34:45,367 --> 00:34:48,519 ♪ Tear ♪ 684 00:34:48,603 --> 00:34:49,520 Yeah! 685 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,252 ♪ If you've had enough don't put up with his stuff ♪ 686 00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:06,971 ♪ Don't you do it ♪ 687 00:35:07,055 --> 00:35:08,139 ♪ Oh ♪ 688 00:35:08,223 --> 00:35:09,707 ♪ If you've had your fill ♪ 689 00:35:09,791 --> 00:35:11,559 ♪ Get your check pay the bill ♪ 690 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:14,929 ♪ You can do it ♪ 691 00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:16,714 ♪ Oh ♪ 692 00:35:16,798 --> 00:35:18,983 ♪ Tell him to just get out ♪ 693 00:35:19,067 --> 00:35:22,404 ♪ Nothing left to talk about ♪ 694 00:35:23,471 --> 00:35:26,274 ♪ Pack his raincoat show him out ♪ 695 00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:30,744 ♪ Just look him in the eye and simply shout ♪ 696 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:36,251 Holy shit. My water just broke. 697 00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:38,169 She's having a baby! 698 00:35:38,253 --> 00:35:40,071 Is there a doctor in the house? 699 00:35:40,155 --> 00:35:42,507 There's a doula in the house. 700 00:35:45,093 --> 00:35:47,962 Doula! Doula! Doula! 701 00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:49,764 How are you instantly here? 702 00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:50,748 ♪ No more ♪ 703 00:35:50,832 --> 00:35:51,633 ♪ No ♪ 704 00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:52,967 ♪ Enough is enough is enough ♪ 705 00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:54,919 - Breathe. - Make room! Make room! 706 00:35:55,003 --> 00:35:56,003 Breathe. 707 00:35:57,005 --> 00:35:58,139 All right. It's okay. 708 00:35:58,223 --> 00:35:59,474 ♪ Enough is enough is enough ♪ 709 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:00,758 It's crowning. 710 00:36:00,842 --> 00:36:02,644 I need some hot, organic water. 711 00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:04,446 Breathe. You got this. 712 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,865 Emily, I need you to set your intention to push. 713 00:36:06,949 --> 00:36:07,949 I can cut the cord. 714 00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:09,433 Go away! 715 00:36:09,517 --> 00:36:10,985 ♪ I want him out ♪ 716 00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:18,293 ♪ I want him out that door now ♪ 717 00:36:22,631 --> 00:36:24,214 An avocado? 718 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,200 What the... 719 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:34,792 Robin. 720 00:36:34,876 --> 00:36:36,560 Babe, you're not gonna believe... 721 00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,095 Morning, babe. 722 00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:45,936 Morning, babe. 723 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:03,203 Babe. Wake up, babe. 724 00:37:05,007 --> 00:37:06,174 Oh, wait. 725 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:08,326 I'm not still sleeping, am I? 726 00:37:09,845 --> 00:37:12,847 I called your mom and asked her to watch Bailey. 727 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,849 So I could come apologize. 728 00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,436 There was no excuse 729 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,803 for me to act like that. 730 00:37:20,522 --> 00:37:21,773 I'm sorry, too. 731 00:37:21,857 --> 00:37:23,358 I know... 732 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:26,059 That getting back to work is important and... 733 00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:28,244 I wasn't hearing you. 734 00:37:30,983 --> 00:37:32,033 Well... 735 00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:33,952 I'm taking you out. 736 00:37:34,036 --> 00:37:35,870 Our favorite Mexican spot. 737 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:40,123 I've been having the craziest craving for some fresh guacamole. 738 00:37:42,277 --> 00:37:43,578 Yeah. 739 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:46,881 I recognize that compassion and rehabilitation must be 740 00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:49,384 balanced by the need to protect society 741 00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:51,302 from repeat offenders. 742 00:37:51,386 --> 00:37:56,139 Therefore, the court is revoking Mr. Rivera's original probation. 743 00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,142 Your honor! 744 00:37:58,226 --> 00:38:00,979 I again request that you consider the offer of resources 745 00:38:01,063 --> 00:38:03,064 by Ms. Lopez and her organization. 746 00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:04,148 I have. 747 00:38:04,232 --> 00:38:06,568 Which is why I'm ordering a new term of probation 748 00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:11,321 with the added condition that Mr. Rivera works with free counsel initiative 749 00:38:11,973 --> 00:38:13,239 and meet regularly. 750 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,910 Thank you, your honor. 751 00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:22,199 Thank you. 752 00:38:38,433 --> 00:38:39,433 Are you okay? 753 00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:44,551 - I never should have... - I think I overstepped when I... 754 00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:48,643 - I'm sorry. - Me, too. 755 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:49,811 I'm sorry. 756 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:52,363 I know that I can... 757 00:38:52,447 --> 00:38:54,731 - Be judgy. - We both can be. 758 00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:58,286 I had a dream 759 00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:01,539 that you were the judge and courtroom maitre d'. 760 00:39:01,623 --> 00:39:04,375 - I hope I didn't sentence you to life without cabernet. - No. 761 00:39:04,459 --> 00:39:05,877 It was weird. Everyone was in it. 762 00:39:05,961 --> 00:39:07,495 Emily was pregnant. 763 00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:09,059 I don't wanna know who the father was. 764 00:39:09,531 --> 00:39:11,998 What? 765 00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:14,636 Nothing. 766 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:19,507 - Okay. - There are many sides to every story. 767 00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:23,227 And the road not taken does not always guarantee the grass will be greener. 768 00:39:23,311 --> 00:39:25,345 Oh, okay, Yoda. 769 00:39:26,214 --> 00:39:27,065 Last time 770 00:39:27,149 --> 00:39:28,983 - thoughts on Stanford. - No. 771 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,650 No, no, no. Not touching it. 772 00:39:31,153 --> 00:39:32,153 I respect that. 773 00:39:33,054 --> 00:39:34,404 What should I do? 774 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:36,607 I don't know. 775 00:39:37,559 --> 00:39:41,277 Life is complicated and messy. 776 00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:44,114 You should do what feels right. 777 00:39:44,981 --> 00:39:47,900 But if I were you, I wouldn't go. 778 00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:49,252 Closure or no closure. 779 00:39:54,676 --> 00:39:56,376 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. 780 00:39:57,073 --> 00:39:59,073 - All right. I gotta go. - Okay. 57255

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