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- I just can't believe
things ended with Rene.
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He was perfect.
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- But you said he was
too similar to you.
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- But my type is me.
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- Maybe you just need
to get back out there.
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- I'm terrible at meeting people. I
don't know where I would even start.
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- Let's see.
- Okay.
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Nice shirt.
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- Maybe start at
the grocery store.
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- I guess
I am low on milk.
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- That's the spirit.
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It was really good to see you.
- You too.
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- Good luck out there, Evan.
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Cute shirt, by the way.
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- Oh... thanks, Maggie.
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- Hi, can I help you?
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- I love when dino
nerds get together.
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- I know, right? Wait,
how did you know that?
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- Oh, I just saw it.
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- You... You just saw it?
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- Yeah, in my head.
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That's why I'm here.
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I think I'm psychic.
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And that's the look
I saw you'd have.
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- So, tell me more
about your visions.
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- Well,
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I thought freshman year
was going to be my year,
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and then the visions started,
and totally ruined my vibe.
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But I feel like a freak.
I have no friends.
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I'm like Lindsay Lohan in that
Y2K movie about mean girls.
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- Oh, that makes me
feel old but go on.
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- I just feel so alone.
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And I don't have anyone
else to talk to about this.
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Not even my mom believes me.
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She just doesn't understand me.
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Nobody does.
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- No, I do. I was just like you.
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Except I had a choker and two
tiny strips of hair right here.
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- So, how did you end up so...
cool and normal and pretty?
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- Retinol?
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And I found people
who believed me.
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Like, I had my best
friend, Louise,
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who everyone thought was crazy
even without the visions,
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and my psychic mentor, Angel,
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who everyone thinks
is crazy with visions.
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- Oh.
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I wonder where I could
find a mentor-like sitch.
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- Oh... No, that's...
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No. You definitely...
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Trust me, you do
not want this sitch.
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I am still deep in the
"figuring it out" stage myself.
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So, let me connect
you with Angel.
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He is going to love this.
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Angel, come on!
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- Did I eat a bag of
pita chips last night
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'cause this is a hard pass.
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- There are only a
few of us out there.
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We owe her our guidance.
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- "We"? She didn't walk
through my beaded curtain.
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- Angel, I've always thought of
us as a sort of Sonny and Cher.
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- Uh-uh, do not use
my culture against me.
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Maggie, do you have
any idea how busy I am?
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I have a full book of clients.
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I gotta go to Costco and
Walmart, but for different needs.
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And I am on a kiwi cleanse
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that has my energy levels
at an all-time low.
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Why don't you help her?
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- 'Cause I hardly know what I'm
doing. I can't advise someone else.
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And what if I say something
wrong and I mess her up?
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- You can't mess up a teenager.
That's their parents' job.
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- Okay, well, I don't know
what to tell this girl.
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- You'll figure it out.
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Now, go on now.
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I don't want you here when
I... eat all of these.
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- All of 'em?
- All of 'em.
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- Yeah, I'm out.
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Did you know Mean Girls
came out 18 years ago?
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We're officially old.
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- Yeah, but who cares? I
mean, we look incredible.
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20s-us could never.
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- Could never what?
- Yeah, you get it.
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Okay, um, I gotta run. I'm
teaching candlelit yoga at five.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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- Bye. Have fun.
- Bye.
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- Bye.
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- Hey.
- Amy, what's wrong?
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- Well, I may have just
tapped someone's car.
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- I couldn't get
it back on, babe.
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- Oh my god, Amy, you're the worst driver.
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- That's a whole bumper.
- Did you leave a note?
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- Of course, I left a note. I
have pre-written ones in the car.
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I feel... terrible.
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Things with wheels
are very hard for me.
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- Lucky me. That's how
we met at Burning Man.
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- Aw.
- She ran over me with her bike.
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- I did.
- Love.
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- I hope it wasn't one of your neighbors.
- Someone hit my car and stole my bumper!
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Who leaves
a pre-typed note?!
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"Sorry my car wanted to smooch
your car. Smiley face emoji."
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If this guy's not
hot, I'm gonna be pissed.
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- Go for Amy.
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- Big news.
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I heard you don't have to rinse rice
before you put it in the rice cooker.
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Gert told me that.
- Oh, who's Gert?
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- Jack, I've told you who
she is at least five times.
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- Oh, right, Gert. Sure, yeah.
- Yes, Gert.
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Good old Gertie.
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- Gert, Gert, Gert.
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You know Gert.
Little Miss Gertie.
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Gertie Gert.
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Oh, interesting. You both
have texts, and I don't, hm.
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- Oh, sorry.
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I'm texting with this high
schooler. They text a lot.
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- I would've thought
you'd go older.
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- No, Mom, no. I, I
met this girl earlier.
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She, um... she just
started having visions.
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She's actually the
same age I was.
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- Oh, her poor mom.
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It's no picnic
raising a psychic.
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No woman needs her teen daughter
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forecasting her hot flashes
like the weather report.
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- Mm, that was actually helpful.
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- I actually think it's, um,
it's a lot harder for the kid
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than it is for the mom, no?
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I mean, especially when a certain
person doesn't believe you.
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- Oh, sure. I get it. It's
all the rage to blame Mommy
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for everything these
days, isn't it?
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"Mommy didn't get me.
Mommy has no boundaries.
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Mommy's the reason
I'm in therapy."
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- Mommy was the reason I was
in therapy. She made me go.
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- Okay, voices are raised.
Time to smile and nod.
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- Well, I am sorry I took
you to a top psychologist.
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He was featured in an
in-flight magazine, Maggie.
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I just wished that
I could have talked to you.
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I mean, thank god I
had Angel and Louise.
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Otherwise, I would've
been completely alone.
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- Well, I did the best I could.
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It's not like there's a book
on parenting a psychic child.
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Jack, back me up.
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- Honey, am I not
smiling and nodding?
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- She always does this.
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She always makes
everything about her.
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- Don't bring your
father into this.
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- You literally just brought him into this!
- Well, I can't say anything right!
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- Ugh.
- I would like to announce
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that I have officially
lost my appetite.
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- Yeah, so have I.
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- Well, mine's more gone.
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- You win.
- Okay. I won.
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Everybody hear that?
I'm the winner!
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- Honey, if you've
lost your appetite,
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why don't ya leave that plate
here and I'll finish it?
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Or I'll just eat it up
there on the counter.
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That's fine.
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Leave
a message.
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- Hey, Abby, it's Maggie, um.
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I thought about it, and I
would love to mentor you.
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You know what? I'm just
gonna shoot you a text.
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Probably don't even know
what a voicemail is.
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There you go.
- Thank you.
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Oh, I am so sorry, Louise.
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I can't believe it's gonna take two
weeks to get a part for your PT Cruiser.
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- My girl was all-natural.
She never had any work done.
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She was the Meryl
Streep of cars.
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Ugh, this sucks.
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- Are you mad at me? I hate
it when people are mad at me.
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It's like the opposite
of my kryptonite.
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He loved kryptonite, right?
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- I honestly don't know
anything about Batman.
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- Well, wherever you need
to go... I will drive you.
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- No, it's fine. I'll just
take an Uber. They're reliable.
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- Absolutely not.
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They're terrible
drivers. Come on.
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Milady, your chariot
awaits.
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Oh no.
- What was that?
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- Do you mind handing me
one of those "oopsie cards"?
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Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
- Okay!
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- Thank you.
- Did you just... do that?
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- Sure did. Sorry!
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- How is your car in
pristine condition?
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- So... how was school today?
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- Well, I went in with our plan to
talk to one new person, and I did.
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- Look at you. You're
practically a politician.
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- But then I had a vision of them
flossing their teeth with a piece of hair,
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and called them
gross to their face.
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- Well, that's still progress.
You said hi to someone.
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- I didn't say hi. They said hi.
I said gross. Then I ran away.
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I'm hopeless.
- No! You're not, you're not.
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And you're gonna find out that
literally everyone is gross.
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You just can't let your
visions overwhelm you.
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Remember, they're in your
head. Nobody else can see them.
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Gimme your hands.
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Oh... he's cute.
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- Who?
- Oh, you'll find out.
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It's best to let the
future unfold on its own.
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Let's all put
our thinking caps on.
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- Oh, is that... Ben?
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Ben is your teacher?
- Yeah.
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Mr. Morales is the one
who recommended you.
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He's the best.
- Yeah.
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- I actually see you guys together.
- What? No.
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He has a girlfriend.
I have a boyfriend.
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- No. I mean, I see you
guys together in the future.
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You're dancing.
- What?
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What do you mean? Like, like...
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What do you mean? Like, dancing?
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- You just told me to let
the future unfold on its own.
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- Damnit.
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I'm too good of a
mentor.
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- One more question.
- Yeah.
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- Do you know how to see
boys you like in the shower?
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- Now we're talkin'.
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Uh, what are you guys doing here?
Ugh, are you moving the cat again?
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- No, a coyote took
care of that for us.
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There was a leak, so being the
good landlords that we are,
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we're digging up every
sprinkler in the lawn.
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Why don't you join us? Come on.
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Mother Nature loves
a good massage.
219
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- Oh, Jack, you're bringing up mothers.
I think that's her trigger word.
220
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- Oh, good, so you didn't
hear a word I said?
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- I heard you attack me in my own home
in front of my rotisserie chicken.
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- Doesn't matter. Clearly,
you will never understand.
223
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But you know what is helpful?
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Helping someone else
not feel the way I felt.
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- Well, you can blame
me all you want,
226
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but if the pre-teens on TikTok
have taught me anything,
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it's that I should never
be ashamed of my journey,
228
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and I have what is referred
to as a "dump truck."
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- Glad you listen to someone.
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- Oh, I can't win with her.
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She gets me all tongue-tied.
- Oh, honey, come on.
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Maybe it's not about winning.
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This isn't a board game, you
know? It's the game of life.
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- Oh, Ben, hey.
235
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- I have some of your mail.
236
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Could be good news or bad news: one
of your friends is getting married.
237
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- Oh.
238
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:14,299
- How did we both make
mistakes?! You slept with my mom!
239
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,302
- Ooh, yeah, don't think
that's gonna work out.
240
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,513
- Bad news it is.
241
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:24,100
- By the way, I have been working
with one of your students, Abby.
242
00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,893
- That's great! I,
I was afraid to ask.
243
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,437
I didn't know if there was a
psychic-client confidentiality.
244
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:32,108
- Oh, crap. They're gonna
take my crystal ball away.
245
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,652
- Uh, I've actually
noticed a change in her.
246
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,946
She spoke up in class today,
which was really impressive.
247
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,991
I mean, she was so nervous that
she... used a weird accent, but.
248
00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:45,122
- Aw, well, thank you for believing
in me enough to send her my way.
249
00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:47,124
- Of course.
250
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,753
- Appreciate you driving
me to the dentist.
251
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,881
- You're welcome. Of course.
252
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:58,759
You know, I'm just really loving
this one-on-one time this week.
253
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,513
Thank god I hit you because
I am obsessed with this.
254
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:03,681
- Oh, yeah, me too.
255
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,975
Let's keep our hands on the wheel, though, huh?
- Oh, yeah, okay.
256
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,519
I still feel really bad
about what happened.
257
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,605
- Oh, you really don't
have to keep saying that.
258
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:14,568
I got your text last night,
and the one before that.
259
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,446
- Um, so let's listen
to some tunes, shall we?
260
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:20,448
What are you vibing
to right now?
261
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:25,244
Like, country, rock, country
rock... pop, funk, funky pop?
262
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,371
- The radio in the PT's
been broken for years,
263
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,458
so I'm just used to practicing
my affirmations in the car.
264
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,085
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
265
00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:34,712
You know, I, I could teach you
how to do some affirmations...
266
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:35,880
- Ooh, okay.
- If you'd like?
267
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,508
- Sure.
- Yeah? Okay.
268
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:42,512
I am, I am focused.
- I am focused.
269
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:45,181
- I am calm.
- I am calm.
270
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:49,644
- I am capable of driving a car safely.
- I am cap... That's... Say that again.
271
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,445
It's too... That was too many words.
- I am...
272
00:12:57,361 --> 00:13:00,279
- So... you knew I was
gonna help Abby all along?
273
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,489
That's why you said no.
274
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,533
- I wouldn't have done it regardless.
- Mm-hm.
275
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,369
- This cleanse is killing me.
276
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,455
- Okay, so you know you're
eating a tube of innards.
277
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,291
- Even God rested once a week.
278
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,794
- Well, well, well.
This is a nice place.
279
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,797
- Hello, Ben.
- Hi.
280
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:19,632
Have we met?
281
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:23,177
- I, um... That is what I
call every straight man.
282
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:26,639
You know, like, "dude," or
"bro," or, "Ooh, those shoes."
283
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,307
- So, what are you doing here?
284
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,435
- Uh, Abby told me to tell you
that she can't come anymore.
285
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:34,438
- What? Why?
- She didn't say,
286
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:38,234
but from one teacher to
another... I think she needs you.
287
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,362
She looked upset.
288
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:44,408
- Don't look at me. I am on
a private journey right now.
289
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:54,710
- Abby!
290
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:58,254
- Maggie? What are
you doing here?
291
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:01,257
- Oh, just childless-ly
loitering outside of a school.
292
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,801
- I'm
usually the weird one.
293
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,720
- Ben told me that you
can't come anymore,
294
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:08,724
and you weren't answering
my calls. I, I was worried.
295
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:13,728
- Sorry. My mom found out I was
seeing a psychic and totally freaked.
296
00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:15,688
She grounded me and
took my phone away.
297
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,691
I keep looking at my
hand and nothing's there.
298
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:22,195
- I'm so sorry, Abby. I hate
that I got you in trouble.
299
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:26,240
- No, it's okay. I'm just bummed
we can't keep seeing each other.
300
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,576
You were the first person
who made me feel normal.
301
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:32,581
- Well, that's why it's important to
have somebody who understands you.
302
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:37,919
Honestly, I... I'm disappointed.
303
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,171
You're like my little
psychic sister.
304
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:41,172
- Yeah.
305
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:45,343
I'mma sneak out to see you.
306
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:48,054
- Oh... that... No, um...
- No, no, no!
307
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,430
- That's not what I meant.
- I've been waiting
308
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,932
my whole life to do this.
I'm, I'm so excited.
309
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,059
- Abby...
- I've never had anywhere to sneak out to before.
310
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,644
Oh,
that's my ride.
311
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,063
See you later! Bye!
- Oh, uh...
312
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,814
Oh, I'm goin' to jail.
313
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,024
- Not for this.
314
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,152
- Wait, what?
315
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,696
- Beep, beep!
- Oh, holy crap!
316
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,658
- I'm just dropping off a little "thank
you for not being mad at me" gift.
317
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:10,117
- Oh.
- Here you go.
318
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:11,160
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
319
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,537
- Whoa.
- Well, I'm here.
320
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:13,955
Do you want me to
give you a lift?
321
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,582
- Oh, thanks, but, um, I'm good.
- Over here.
322
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,792
- Just walking.
323
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,795
- Well, not anymore, you're
not. Let's go.
324
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:23,506
- No, Amy, I'm, I'm, literally,
just going for a walk.
325
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,132
There is no destination.
326
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,509
- Okay, well, I'll join you.
327
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,053
- Uh, you're wearing heels.
328
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,012
- You're carrying
that big thing.
329
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,639
- Okay.
330
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,516
I, I have to be honest
with you, all right?
331
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:36,769
Uh, look, if your anxiety
makes me feel like this,
332
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:40,439
then I'm terrified to think about
what it must make you feel like.
333
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,983
- Ugh, it's not that bad.
334
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,986
It's just I have a little scared Amy
trapped inside my head, running around...
335
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,112
Being chased by
a Big Amy saying,
336
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,281
"You're not good enough. You're
the worst. Nobody likes you."
337
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,740
- Yeah.
- And she has a knife.
338
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:53,703
- Oh... Okay, look, I'm worried
about regular-sized Amy.
339
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:55,913
Your anxiety is next-level.
340
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,915
I was the same way when
I was in med school
341
00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,418
before I became a yoga
teacher, so I, I get it.
342
00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:02,628
- You went to med school
to be a yoga instructor?
343
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,380
- No, you know what?
Just follow me, okay?
344
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,007
- Okay.
- I'm gonna teach you a little trick
345
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,634
on how to relax.
- Okay.
346
00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:10,386
- Take a finger, put
it here. Breathe in.
347
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,639
- What do I do? I can't
breathe. What do I do?
348
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,349
- Switch and breathe out.
- Okay, oh god.
349
00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:20,188
Sorry, if I think too hard about
something, I... I can't do it.
350
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,523
- Mmm. Like driving.
351
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,944
- Exactly. Exactly like driving.
352
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,279
I need to distract
myself behind the wheel.
353
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,574
- No, you need to stop
listening to Big Amy.
354
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,202
That's not you.
- Okay, okay.
355
00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:39,416
I just wanna be clear, though, um...
Big Amy is just tall. Not a monster.
356
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,959
And there's no version
where she's, like, old.
357
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,337
- Okay, let's just, uh,
start with the breathing,
358
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,839
and then we can talk more
about Big Amy later, okay?
359
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,382
- You want me to pick...
- Yeah, sure.
360
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,717
- Boop, look at that.
- Okay.
361
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,385
- So easy-breezy. I'm easy-breezy.
- Okay.
362
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:52,887
You... Just, just be.
- Did you know that? It's my new mantra.
363
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,305
Just be.
364
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:57,099
Just... stop
trying. AMY: Easy-breezy.
365
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,460
Let's just be.
- I feel like you've changed my life.
366
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:09,195
- Abby, hi. Come in. Oh,
no. Did you sneak out?
367
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,072
- Not very well.
368
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:14,116
- Hi.
- Hi.
369
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,409
- I'm Abby's mother.
- Oh.
370
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,454
- I just caught her climbin' out
of her bedroom window to come here.
371
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:23,417
She interrupted an incredible Lands'
End online sale and I'm pissed.
372
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:26,879
- Okay, for the record, I did
not tell Abby to sneak out.
373
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,506
That would be totally
inappropriate.
374
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:29,924
I was very clear about that
375
00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:32,302
when I was waiting for her
outside of her high school.
376
00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,931
- I'mma need you to stop
contactin' my daughter.
377
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:40,059
I don't want some freak
puttin' ideas in her head.
378
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,937
Now you keep that psychic
crap to yourself, okay?
379
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,897
- Excuse me. What is going on?
380
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,274
- Oh, no, Mom.
381
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:49,360
- Are you yelling at my
daughter on my property
382
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,030
'cause I just dug a hole
big enough for a body.
383
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:53,907
- This your kid?
384
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,617
Tell your kid to stay
away from my kid.
385
00:17:56,618 --> 00:18:00,080
I don't need her tryin' to convince
Abby that she can see the future.
386
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,332
- Well, I can see
the future right now
387
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:07,003
because I was once like you
and I know where this goes.
388
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:08,379
- God, they're all crazy.
389
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,131
- I remember when Maggie
first started having visions,
390
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,134
I was as scared and
confused as you are.
391
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:16,346
Especially because one of 'em involved
a nip slip at my aunt's funeral.
392
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:20,474
I did everything except
believe my daughter.
393
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,519
And it was a huge mistake.
394
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:27,064
- Believe that she can
see into the future?
395
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,400
- I know it seems crazy,
but it isn't really.
396
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:32,195
And I think you
know that deep down.
397
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:35,616
The things she sees always
come true, don't they?
398
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,869
So, don't make the
same mistakes I did.
399
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,913
I know it feels like
you can't relate to her,
400
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,372
and you don't know how to help,
401
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,999
but the path you're on
402
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,252
only leads to her shutting you
out, and trust me, that hurts.
403
00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:54,759
- I'm just worried about
this new version of her.
404
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,929
- This isn't a
version. It's just her.
405
00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,680
And she's gonna be okay,
406
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,309
especially with someone
like Maggie helping her.
407
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,611
- I'm Janice, by the way.
- Well, I'm Maria.
408
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:16,864
Come on, let's leave these girls alone.
I'm gonna show you that hole that I dug.
409
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,493
I'm not gonna put you in
it unless you want to.
410
00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:22,578
- Sorry, my mom is so crazy.
411
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,414
- Oh... it's okay.
412
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,585
Remember when my mom
threatened to bury your mom?
413
00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:34,591
- So, does this mean
you can still help me?
414
00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:42,349
- Hi.
- Oh, hi. I like your shirt.
415
00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:46,770
- Thanks. I've had it forever.
- Cool.
416
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:51,023
See ya.
- Bye.
417
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:56,738
- Yeah... and you're
gonna be just fine.
418
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,534
Oh, sorry.
419
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,578
- Oh.
420
00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:07,207
- We dancing now?
- Yeah... Oh.
421
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,752
Yeah, we were dancing.
- Oh.
422
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:15,048
- I'm gonna go this way.
- Yes, yes. I'll just slide this way.
423
00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,092
Have a good night.
424
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,303
- Yeah, you too.
425
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:27,185
Okay, so what are we workin' on?
426
00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:31,231
- Well, your mom fixed the problem.
Now we're just patchin' the holes.
427
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:36,736
Hey, uh, honey.
- Hm?
428
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:39,280
- Tell me why we didn't hire
somebody to do this for us.
429
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,740
- Oh, because you're so cheap.
430
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:43,577
- Thank you. Just needed to remember.
- Mm-hm.
431
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:56,632
- Ah!
432
00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:01,678
Are you okay?
433
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,932
- I think I'm... I'm okay.
- Oh.
434
00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:10,228
I'm really sorry. Things with
wheels are very hard for me.
435
00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:12,439
- Oh.
- I'm Amy.
436
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:14,482
- I'm Dave.
437
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:20,363
Do you wanna stare into
each other's eyes for a bit,
438
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:22,157
and take me to the infirmary?
439
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:23,908
- Yes.
440
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:26,828
- In what order?
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