All language subtitles for [Orphan] Chuumon no Ooi Ryouriten (1994) [C0A49F90]_track3_eng

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A Restaurant of Many Orders

This mountain is simply awful.

We haven't seen a single bird or beast!

I just want to shoot something, anything, with a bang.

If I could put a few bullets into a deer's yellow belly,

that would be a real thrill.

It would spin around and then fall to the
ground with a satisfying thud, I reckon.

There goes 2,400 yen.

Mine was 2,800 yen.

I think I'll head back.

I was just starting to feel chilly myself,

and I'm feeling a bit hungry.

I think I'll head back too.

Let's call it a day then.

We'll just buy some game birds
at the inn we stayed at yesterday.

They had rabbits out too, didn't they?

It will be the same as if we'd
hunted them ourselves.

Huh?

Was it this way?

No, no, no.

I'm feeling rather hungry.

The hunger pains are becoming unbearable.

Same here.

I don't want to walk much further.

I don't want to walk.

This is a real pickle.

I'd like something to eat.

I'd dearly love a good meal.

Look, this is perfect.

They've cleared a good stretch of forest to build this.

Let's go inside.

My, it's strange to see
a place like this out here.

But still, it means we can get a bite of something to eat.

But of course.

It says so on the sign, doesn't it?

Let's head in.

I'm about ready to keel over from hunger.

"All are welcome to enter."

"Don't be shy."

What do you think?

Everything in this world works out the way it's meant to.

We had a hard time today,

but then something nice like this happens.

This house is a restaurant,
but they'll let us eat for free!

So it would seem.

That must be what they mean when they say, "Don't be shy"!

Shall we?

"Those who are young and plump are especially welcome."

My friend, it seems we're especially welcome here!

Since we possess both those qualities.

What an odd house.

Why do you reckon there are so many doors?

This is the Russian style.

In cold places and out in the mountains, every house is like this.

"This is a restaurant of many orders."

"Please bear that in mind."

They must be pretty popular out here in the mountains.

Well, of course.

Think about it.

Few of Tokyo's major restaurants are on main streets.

"There will be many orders, but please bear with us."

Just what does that mean?

It must be, "We have many orders,

and yours may take time to prepare, so we do apologize for that."

Must be.

I'd like to get inside
a room soon, though.

And to be seated at a table.

"Dear customers, please tidy your hair
and clean the mud from your shoes here."

A reasonable request.

I'd been underestimating this place because it's out in the mountains.

They're real sticklers for etiquette here.

They must have some very important guests who visit regularly.

"Please leave your rifles and bullets here."

I see.

Nobody eats dinner with
a rifle close at hand.

Well, some very important people must come to eat here.

"Please remove your hats,
coats, and shoes."

What do you think?

Are you taking yours off?

That seems to be the only option. Let's.

There really must be some important people here.

"Tie pins, cuff buttons, glasses, wallets, and any other metal objects,

especially those which are sharp, are to be left here."

I see. They must use electricity
in the cooking process somehow.

It says metal objects would be dangerous,

especially sharp ones, right?

Makes sense.

Then do we pay the bill
here on the way out?

That would seem to be the case.

Yeah.

"Please rub the cream in the jar into your face, arms, and legs."

Why are they asking us
to apply this cream?

Well, it was awfully cold outside, wasn't it?

If it's too warm inside, our skin would crack, so this is to prevent that.

There must be some very
important people visiting.

We may just make acquaintances with some high-born folks here.

"Did you apply the cream thoroughly?
Did you make sure to do your ears?"

Oh, right. I didn't put it on my ears.

I nearly ended up with cracked skin on my ears.

Whoever manages this place really does think of everything.

Yes, I'm impressed with their attention to detail.

That said, I really would like to eat something soon.

But these corridors just seem to go on forever.

Huh?

"The meal is almost prepared.

The wait will be less than ten minutes.

It will soon be ready to eat.

Please shake the perfume in this bottle over yourselves well."

This perfume smells oddly like vinegar.

I wonder why.

They got the wrong bottle.

The servant girl is feeling under the
weather and put the wrong thing in.

"There were a lot of orders.
It must have been a bother.

Sorry about that.

This is the last.

Please take a good amount of salt from the jar and rub it into your skin."

This just seems... off.

I think it's strange too.

When they said there were many orders,

they were talking about their orders for us!

So this place says it's a restaurant,

but here's what I'm thinking:

They don't feed fancy meals to the people who come.

They make fancy meals out of the people who come and then eat them!

Then, you mean... we're...

W-We're the...

Open the door!

Open up!

"My, thank you for your troubles.

You have turned out splendidly.

Now, please come in."

"Please come in"?!

This is no good. They've figured it out.

They won't rub the salt in.

Well, duh!

The way you wrote the instructions tipped them off, boss!

Writing "There were a lot of orders.
It must have been a bother.

Sorry about that." Really?

What a stupid thing to write.

It doesn't matter.

We won't be getting a share of the bones, anyway.

Bones?

Yeah, I guess so!

But if they don't come in here...

That'll be our fault!

Should we call them?

Let's call them.

Greeting, customers.

Come right this way.

Come, come.

We've washed the dishes,

and we've salted the greens.

Now, if we just wrap you in the greens...

After that, we just have
to put you on the plate!

Come on in!

Come, come!

Or do you not like salad?

Then, should we light up the stove and make a stir-fry instead?

Either way, hurry on in.

Come in, come in.

If you cry like that,
the cream will run!

Yes! I will bring them promptly!

Hurry in.

The boss is wearing his napkin and waiting, knife in paw.

He is waiting for you, guests!

Mister!

Hey, over here!

Hurry, over here!

The two gentlemen spent ten yen to buy some game birds and returned to Tokyo.

However, their faces had crumpled like waste paper.

Even after they returned to Tokyo,

even after they had taken a bath,

their faces never returned to normal.

Translation

Iri

Timing

Iri, Yogicat

Editing

Collectr

QC

Calyrica

Raw

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