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Hey Jon, you missed
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a spot there on the back of your neck.
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- Fuck you!
- I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry.
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I was just clowning around.
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Cory, seriously,
I'm not in the mood.
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Turn off the phone.
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Let's get the fuck out of here
so I can clean this shit off.
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What?
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Oh, my god, why are
there balloons in your car?
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- What?
- Goddamn it, ash.
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What, you think this is my fault?
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You drove, it's your car.
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You probably left
the doors unlocked.
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Fuck you, I locked
the car, I know I did.
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Yeah, I bet you did.
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Besides, you're the one
who had to go make a friend tonight.
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You just had to go find him,
didn't you? Now, look.
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How did he get in?
How did he get in?
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He broke in, genius.
And he probably stole all my stuff too.
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Like what, you didn't
have anything in there.
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- Jesus!
- Oh, shut up.
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Oh, shit, guys,
he's following us.
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What?
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He's just
standing there watching.
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- This fucking guy.
- Oh, god. Jon.
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Dude, dude, I don't think
that's a good idea.
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- Guys, we need to get in the car.
- Hey, asshole.
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- Jon?
- You think you're pretty funny, huh?
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Cory! Jon?
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Why don't I come over there
and beat the shit out of you?
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Jon, get in the car.
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You got nothing to say?
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- You're just gonna stand there?
- Cory, come on, get in the car!
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I should call the cops on your ass.
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Both of you, get in the car now!
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Who the hell fills
balloons with a bunch of powder?
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Everyone's all scared of you because
they saw some photos on the news.
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- But you're nothing but a pussy.
- Jon!
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Come on, Jon, get in the car.
I want to get out of here!
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Come on, let's go.
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God, he's creeping me out.
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It's not Halloween,
you piece of shit.
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You're the one
that made us leave.
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Somebody told you they saw gags.
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You, you had to go find him.
And you did.
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Well good job, because
he's a fucking prick.
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These damn
balloons are everywhere.
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Try and find another exit.
This is not right.
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Ugh, what were
you drinking tonight?
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Is that blood?
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Can we get going before
the creepy clown comes back?
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I know, I'm trying. I don't know
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what this dickhead is doing!
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What was that?
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God.
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- Jesus Christ, this is not cool.
- Oh, my god.
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Feels like someone's kicking us
from underneath the car.
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Jon, just shut up for a second!
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God, come on!
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That wasn't coming from him,
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that was coming from outside.
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Anything?
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Fuck, fuck, god!
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Oh, my god!
Where you going, Cory?
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Cory, come back.
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God!
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Oh, my god!
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Cory, come back!
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Cory!
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It's me?
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What is going on?!
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Oh, my god!
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Oh, god! Oh, my god!
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Oh my... oh god, oh my god!
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It's something
I never thought I would say
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in my 22 years of
broadcast journalism.
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But here it goes.
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There's an evil clown roaming
the streets of green bay.
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This frightening video
and many other images
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of a mysterious person
in a dingy clown suit
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roaming the streets
with black balloons
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have been flooding
social media all week.
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While police and city
officials are still determining
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the proper recourse
for this bizarre situation,
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we sent wgrb's
very own Heather dupre y
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out on location
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to where it all began
just eight days ago.
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Heather, take it away.
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Thanks, Tom.
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I'm standing under the Mason bridge,
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a quiet little area in downtown green bay
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that no one ever paid
attention to... until now.
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As you can see, there's
a frenzy of action behind me,
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as people gather hoping
to catch a glimpse
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of green bay's very own gags the clown.
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It was here that the clown
was first spotted one week ago.
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A passerby stopped to take
pictures in awe of what he saw
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and posted them on social media.
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The pictures quickly went viral,
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intriguing millions around the world.
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But some are suspicious
about the clown's intentions.
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While some find it to be
harmless, good-natured fun,
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others are troubled, even frightened,
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and wish that whoever was responsible
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would quit their clowning around.
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The last thing I need to worry about
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is some unstable person
dressed in a clown suit.
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I mean, how is this not illegal?
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Children are scared,
parents are scared.
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Heck, I'm scared.
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What are people really scared of,
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a killer clown from outer space?
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Come on.
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It's just a guy looking to have some fun
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and I'm all for it.
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Now, as reported earlier this week,
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the green bay police department
has issued a statement saying
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that they will not be
pursuing this individual
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unless they have reason to believe
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that he or she has broken the law.
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However, due to the commotion
that gags the clown
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has created, the police department
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will be increasing its patrols
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and questioning anyone
for suspicious behavior.
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If you or anyone you know
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has seen this individual
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or any other individual
dressed like a clown,
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you are instructed
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to call the police
department immediately.
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Come out, come out,
wherever you are, gags!
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Regardless of your thoughts
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on the green bay clown's actions,
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it's safe to say that he or she
has this city's attention.
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For wgrb, I'm Heather duprey.
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Make sure to check back in at 10 pm.
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As we continue our on location coverage
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for wgrb's gags watch.
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- And feed's cut.
- "Gags watch"?
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That's what our crack team of writers
spent a week coming up with?
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Sounds like a porno, for fuck's sake.
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Last time I'm gonna
tell you this, dude.
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You gotta wait outside for 30 minutes.
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No one's gonna expect
when it happens,
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but you gotta trust me on this.
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- Hey, it's Heather duprey.
- What?
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From channel nine.
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I bet they're looking for gags.
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She is so pretty.
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I'd totally bang her.
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What? I totally would.
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Hey, what about you, gags?
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You wanna bang
the hot news lady?
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Gags horny.
Gags wants bang hot news lady.
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Why does gags
sound like a neanderthal?
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A what?
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Those original gags
photos are just creepy.
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You're still looking at them?
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I mean, I don't wanna look at them,
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but you know...
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No, I don't. Then just don't.
Heh. Pretty simple.
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You know when something's
really scary or creepy
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and you just can't stop looking at it?
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That's how I feel about
those gags photos.
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Yeah, no, that's
your problem, not mine.
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That obviously is my problem.
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I just was hoping
that you're my partner
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and I can confide it with you.
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I guess this down situation
has you really emotional, huh?
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You know, uh, yeah.
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As you just heard,
I am Charles Wright
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and this is the Wright stuff podcast,
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coming at you live
every Saturday night
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for your listening pleasure.
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I almost hate to do it,
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because I'm so damn sick
of hearing about it myself,
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but tonight's topic is
something that's really
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been bothering me as of late.
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As most of you know,
I'm a Wisconsin boy, born and bred,
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currently residing
in the beautiful city of green bay.
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It's small, it's quaint,
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and for the most part peaceful.
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But earlier this week,
we had an unwanted visitor.
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And his arrival has me
pissed to say the least.
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That's right, a clown.
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A goddamn clown.
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Gags the clown, to be exact,
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because somebody thought
it'd be a good idea
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to name the bastard.
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Can anybody tell me
what kind of person
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dresses up in big floppy
shoes and a red nose
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and walks around
at two o'clock in the morning?
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I mean, we're not just talking about
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some drunk kid from
the house party down the road
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who lost a bet and ran around
in a Halloween costume.
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This guy, he put some thought into this,
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with the sole intent of
terrifying people to death.
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And what's worse, he keeps doing it.
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He keeps going out and being seen.
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I'm thinking this wacko is getting off
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on terrifying my city half to death,
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and I, for one, have had enough of it.
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- Thanks, dude.
- Thank you.
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- Yes!
- Ew!
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Well, he should have
thought about that...
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Before passing out.
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Oh, ew, that stinks so bad.
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Eyebrows! Eyebrows! Eyebrows!
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Do it, come on!
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It's about time.
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What was that?
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I don't see anything.
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- Holy shit!
- Oh, my god!
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It's nothing, someone's
just messing with us.
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No, there's
something down there.
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Is that Chris?
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- Holy shit!
- What, what is it?
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It's that clown,
it's the news clown.
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Hey, that's not funny.
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- It's gags!
- Oh, guys, relax.
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It's probably just some
jackass dressed like a clown.
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This isn't funny.
Lock the doors.
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Liz, calm down, it's all right.
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Someone's probably
just messing with us.
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It's not all right.
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This is my house
and I fucking hate clowns.
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Wanna blow my balloon?
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Chris, you fucking dick!
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You assholes aren't funny!
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- Epic.
- So good.
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Holy shit, I had no idea that
she was so afraid of clowns.
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Nice one. Nicejob, dude.
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That didn't sound good.
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What the fu...
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Wgrb is first on the scene
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reporting on a major
disturbance at the pine street
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parking ramp in downtown green bay.
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While details are limited at this time,
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what I can tell you is that
the ramp will be closed
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until further notice,
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and that an official
investigation has been opened
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by the green bay police department.
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Stay tuned to channel 9
for more updates
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on this developing story.
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For wgrb, I'm Heather duprey.
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And the feed is cut.
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Thank fucking god,
something exciting
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to report on in this city.
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Unfortunately, Ron wants us
officially sticking with gags.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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He's giving Nathan
the parking ramp
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so we can stay on the clown caper.
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Fucking Nathan.
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Yes, it was gags.
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The girl's ride is here.
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They were wondering if
they could take her home now.
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Yes, I have everything I need.
257
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How bad is the victim?
258
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It's messy.
259
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,715
What's Perkins saying, homicide?
260
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It's really messy.
261
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We have a mess of a victim,
262
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an individual who's face is
cut off that fled the scene,
263
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and a witness
whose boyfriend is now Mia.
264
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,062
Wait, his face was cut off?
265
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:54,023
That's what she said,
the man's face was cut off.
266
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,943
Unit 1-12, response to 237 court/and
267
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for a possible child
abduction involving a clown.
268
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,533
Of course.
269
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,702
This was eight days ago.
270
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,371
And in those eight days,
there have been about
271
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three confirmed sightings
272
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,959
and about a million
unconfirmed sightings
273
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and what I wanna know is,
274
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why are people
grabbing their phones
275
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and taking pictures of him?
276
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,465
Like I said, I'd be
grabbing something else.
277
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,551
I mean, don't these people realize
278
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,262
that by snapping these pics
and loading 'em online
279
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,389
and going on and on
about how scared we are,
280
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,099
not only are we giving this asshole
281
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,642
exactly what he wants,
282
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,644
we're paving the way for copycats
283
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to come out of the woodwork
284
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and look for
the same amount of attention.
285
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,860
Don't even get me
started on the gbpd.
286
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,487
I mean, look, I have endless respect
287
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,573
for our men and women
behind the badge
288
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going out there every single day,
289
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,910
putting their lives on the line
to protect and serve,
290
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:51,247
but they have dropped the ball
in a big way this week.
291
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,749
I mean, we have a individual
292
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essentially terrorizing the city.
293
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,211
People are afraid
to go out at night.
294
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,731
Parents are afraid
to have their kids
295
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,131
walking home from school.
296
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,633
I mean, the city is
essentially under attack,
297
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,845
and yet, the cops say there's
nothing they can do about it.
298
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,765
"Dressing like a clown isn't illegal."
299
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,933
Well, what about disturbing
the fucking peace?
300
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,853
'Cause last time I checked,
that was still illegal.
301
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,772
Is that true, Eddie?
302
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,648
Did you see a clown
who offered you candy
303
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,485
in exchange for you coming
into the woods with him?
304
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,652
Can't remember.
305
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,615
Eddie.
306
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,660
You know it's a crime
to lie to the police.
307
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,580
- Now, wait a minute.
- Lori saw him, not me.
308
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:33,873
I never even saw him.
309
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,877
It's okay, we're done here,
Eddie, thank you.
310
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,676
Ma'am, it is very important
when making a report
311
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,929
to the police that you
gather all the facts first.
312
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,140
Facts? You know he's up to no good.
313
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,725
And stop giving me that,
314
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,977
"it's not illegal
to dress creepy" bullshit.
315
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,813
Watch your language, ma'am.
316
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,356
And have a good night.
317
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:05,238
Unit 1-12, reporting
207a as a false alarm.
318
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,615
Copy 1-12.
319
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,784
This whole damn city's clown crazy.
320
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,211
1-13 approaching blue impala.
321
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,947
Plates are registered
322
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:26,300
to a Doug Van buren,
address 542 skylight terrace
323
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,011
and appears valid
on a blue Chevy impala.
324
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,460
I need you
to shut off the engine
325
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,652
and exit the vehicle.
326
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:51,159
Sir, take off the mask
and exit the vehicle now!
327
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,954
Hey!
328
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,664
I'm not playing games!
329
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,417
You need to take off the mask,
show me your hands
330
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:00,835
and get out of the vehicle!
331
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:10,052
Christ's sake, what is this kid on?
332
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,063
Driver of impala plates unresponsive.
333
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:24,108
White male, early 20s
wearing a clown costume.
334
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,860
We're gonna need another unit.
335
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,946
Hey, don't you move!
336
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,698
Stay right there!
337
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,785
Picked a hell of a topic
for tonight's show, boy.
338
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,710
Comments are flowing
like the schplatz light.
339
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:37,622
- Ah-ha.
- Laura from green bay says,
340
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,707
"my 15-year-old
daughter is begging me
341
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,209
to let her and her friends go out
342
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,044
and try and find him, but I refused.
343
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,879
There's something
not right about him.
344
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,590
This isn't someone having fun
at the expense of others.
345
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,133
This is a sick individual."
346
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,135
Hey, I couldn't agree more, Laura.
347
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,095
Let me just say this.
348
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,889
If dressing up like a clown
349
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,724
and walking around the city at night
350
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,351
is your idea of entertainment,
351
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,912
you need to get
your fucking head checked
352
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,136
because something ain't right.
353
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,873
Hey, hey, hey, check out
this comment by Larry Robinson.
354
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,416
It's what we were
talking about last night.
355
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,400
All right, all right, uh, let me find it.
356
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,694
Okay, here we go.
357
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,781
Oh-ho. "We'd love to see you
go out and find him.
358
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,783
Do what the cops are too afraid to do
359
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,285
and put a stop to this nonsense."
360
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,162
Thanks for the comment, Larry.
361
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,998
Oh, shit, it's a popular
one too, 14 likes already
362
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,167
in just two minutes.
363
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:27,129
Hey, trust me, folks,
it's been discussed long and hard.
364
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,976
You know, at first,
I just shrugged it off,
365
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,567
'cause I figured, you know,
our law enforcement's
366
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,968
gonna take care of it.
367
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,612
But eight days past
the point, I'm wondering
368
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:34,780
if maybe that's
what needs to be done,
369
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,180
a little vigilante justice.
370
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,933
I mean, we are the laughing stock
of the country right now.
371
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,601
The whole city's in a state of panic
372
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,144
over a goddamn clown?
373
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,064
Hey, what do you all think?
374
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,959
I mean, is that
the popular opinion out there?
375
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,193
Should Charles Wright go clown hunting?
376
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,654
Let us know on the page.
377
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,031
Better yet, share this video.
378
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:58,327
I tell you what, if we get
500 shares, it's a done deal.
379
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,038
I will go out and I will hit
the streets of green bay
380
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,873
and I will find this clown tonight.
381
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,751
So if you wanna see that
happen, share the video.
382
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,378
Whoo!
383
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,801
Would you fuck me?
384
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,890
I'd fuck me.
385
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,066
Power's out.
386
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,651
Place is trashed.
387
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:31,902
No sign of anyone.
388
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,946
10-12.
389
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,906
Wha...?
390
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,550
Green bay police department!
391
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:58,054
Anyone in here, make yourself known!
392
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,987
Huh?
393
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,577
Hey, don't move!
394
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,496
Freeze, stop moving!
395
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,792
Stop, stop!
396
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,102
What do you think is cool about it?
397
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,544
It's a fucking clown.
398
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,380
I honestly, I don't even get...
399
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,382
Why do people give a shit?
400
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,259
- Why...?
- He just stands there.
401
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,929
He's probably some fucking crackhead.
402
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:44,350
If I met a crackhead
that had the initiative
403
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,852
to build a clown costume...
404
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,313
You don't build a down,
he bought it somewhere.
405
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,565
Great, so he saved up money.
406
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,651
Ask and you shall receive.
407
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,903
This is Charles Wright
of the Wright stuff podcast.
408
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,531
And on tonight's episode,
we asked our fans
409
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,408
if they would like me to go out
410
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,952
and find this clown that's
been causing all this ruckus.
411
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,912
But there was one stipulation.
412
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,498
Our clown huntin' wouldn't
begin until we had reached
413
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,834
over 500 shares.
414
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,753
Well, last time we checked,
we had over 800,
415
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,755
so we took it as a big fucking yes
416
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,799
that was heard loud and clear.
417
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,802
So, we're gonna hit the streets tonight,
418
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,947
Wayne here's gonna tag along
and videotape everything
419
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,305
for your viewing pleasure
420
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,559
on this exclusive Wright
stuff special episode.
421
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,895
If he is just a fucking crackhead,
422
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,440
he's done very well for himself.
423
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:39,029
He's got a following,
a devoted fan base.
424
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,906
He has a hashtag.
425
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,493
No, this is just like
squirrelly t in Cincinnati.
426
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,370
- Great.
- The guy dressed up
427
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,873
as a squirrel mascot,
turned out to be a crackhead.
428
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,039
It's the same thing.
429
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,959
Great, but that is like
430
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,003
if you're going to be a crackhead
431
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:57,047
and you have x amount
of options in front of you
432
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,424
and you chose the one
433
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,301
that you're going
to create a character...
434
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,011
I hate when you play devil's advocate.
435
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,013
It's so obnoxious.
436
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:08,267
I, for real, find this guy heroic.
437
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,894
- Heroic?
- Heroic.
438
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,812
I think that you use words
439
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,190
and you don't entirely know
what they mean.
440
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:18,277
I need a unit
at 1647 division street.
441
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,904
Underage drinking party.
442
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,239
We have clowns reported
on site, please advise.
443
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,158
Should we take that call?
444
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,868
Now look, here's the deal.
445
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,203
If we find this guy...
446
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,246
Uh-uh, when we find him.
447
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,414
Thank you, Wayne.
448
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,625
When we find this guy,
449
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,669
I'm simply gonna ask him
to take his goofy ass home
450
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,214
and stop this nonsense
once and for all.
451
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,841
And I will do
my goddamn best to be civil.
452
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,468
I really will.
453
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,929
But after that, the ball's in his court.
454
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,598
And if he comes at me, pulls anything,
455
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:51,101
or even says something
so stupid that I get pissed off,
456
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:54,230
he's gonna say hi to old Audrey here.
457
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,082
Yeah, that's
what I'm talking about.
458
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,525
See, old Audrey and I
459
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,902
did a few tours together overseas.
460
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,779
Had a few dates on the front line,
461
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,322
got along real good,
462
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,115
and she put out from the get go.
463
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,827
Yeah, put a few
towelheads out of their misery.
464
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:11,330
Oh, trust me, there was more
than just a few.
465
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,957
I'm just kidding.
466
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:15,543
Much as I love to let
old Audrey tag along,
467
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,128
I'm thinking I'll need
to be a little more discreet.
468
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,464
That's where Gwen comes in.
469
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:23,050
See she's simple, dependable,
470
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,928
always has dinner ready,
never lets me down.
471
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:33,102
You know what, I might
even bring along big Marge.
472
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,589
She's been cooped up for a while,
473
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:37,231
been itching to powder up.
474
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,275
One blast from old Marge,
475
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,945
that clown's gonna pop like
one of those black balloons.
476
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,865
Be nothing left but his big ole shoes.
477
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:51,078
My life's work is jeopardized
by these scary clowns.
478
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:58,544
I'm sorry, I didn't think
that I'd get this emotional.
479
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,048
It's okay, you're doing good.
480
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:08,804
I just, I love being a clown,
481
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:15,895
and it feels like the whole
world is either scared of me
482
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:19,106
or hates me right now.
483
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,859
Oh, careful,
your makeup's gonna run.
484
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,156
Sara?
485
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:29,825
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
486
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,535
Sara.
487
00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:33,203
- What?
- Don't be like that.
488
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:35,915
- Don't be like what?
- Don't do this.
489
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,000
- Dude, dude.
- Hey, what's up?
490
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,127
Drew is upstairs.
491
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:43,797
- Okay?
- With Anna novotny.
492
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,763
They're gonna hate you.
493
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,602
- The fuck?
- Jesus Christ!
494
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,395
Oh, drew! I'm gonna make you...
495
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,607
Get the fuck off of me!
The hell is the matter with you?
496
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,901
- Get out, Chris!
- We gotta hit, cops!
497
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:06,468
Crap, Chris, Chris, stop
screwing around, we gotta go!
498
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:14,995
Chris, really?
499
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,747
Really, just gonna leave without Tyler?
500
00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:21,069
I can't get busted, I can't
get busted, I can't get busted.
501
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:23,879
Hey! Stop right there.
502
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,048
I don't think so.
503
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,651
What's your 20? Over.
504
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:30,135
I'm in the alley behind
the 1600 block of division.
505
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:31,595
Just apprehended one, over.
506
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:36,225
So, your night's about
to get interesting, huh?
507
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,103
You've got to be kidding me.
508
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,669
Hope the party was worth it.
509
00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:46,485
Of course you're working tonight.
510
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:47,695
I'm sorry, I...
511
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,613
Jake, meet my daughter Sara.
512
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,407
Stepdaughter.
513
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:54,034
Oh, so you're Sara.
514
00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:58,163
Nice to finally meet you.
515
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,790
Likewise.
516
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:02,209
- You been drinking?
- No.
517
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:04,837
- Don't lie to me.
- I'm not.
518
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,214
Give me a breathalyzer
if you don't believe me.
519
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,299
This is awkward.
520
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,969
Thank you, Jake, I got it.
521
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,054
I'm gonna go sweep the house.
522
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,395
Look at me. Look at me.
523
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,357
- Who were you with tonight?
- Friends.
524
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,901
- What friends?
- I don't know, a few.
525
00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:29,570
Cut the shit, who?
526
00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,238
Am I in trouble, officer renard?
527
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,531
Or can I go now?
528
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,242
Okay, drop the attitude, Sara.
529
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:37,161
I am really sick and tired of this.
530
00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:38,746
You know, you can't just use me
531
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:40,956
as a get out of jail free card, okay?
532
00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:42,541
I didn't drink.
533
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,019
Okay, where's your car?
534
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,335
It's at Chris's.
535
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,355
Okay, I want you to go
directly to Chris's house,
536
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,006
get your car and drive home.
537
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:51,592
I'm calling your father in an hour
538
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,761
and he better tell me
you're in for the night.
539
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,179
No, it's Saturday night!
540
00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:57,598
I don't care, Sara, I want you home!
541
00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,933
You know, matter of fact,
542
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,269
get in my squad car,
I'll take you home myself.
543
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:04,813
No, I will go home on my own.
544
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,148
I'm serious, Sara.
545
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,775
Yeah, I know, me too.
546
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,465
Okay, I want you
to go straight home!
547
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:14,531
10-4.
548
00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:17,701
You don't run from cops!
549
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:19,953
Damn brat.
550
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:25,834
Gee, miss duprey, you really
are much prettier in person
551
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,503
than you are on TV.
552
00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,380
Oh, thanks.
553
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:37,638
All right, in five, four, three...
554
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:42,643
Thanks, Tom and Alison.
555
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,645
I'm standing here
with Ralph jungwirth,
556
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,856
business owner of somewhere in
time antiques on cedar street
557
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,484
and lifelong resident of green bay.
558
00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:52,251
Ralph here claims
to have seen the person
559
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:55,197
that everyone in green bay,
not to mention the world,
560
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:56,615
has been talking about.
561
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,102
Ralph, what can you tell us about
562
00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:00,369
your gags the clown sighting?
563
00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:05,207
Well, ahem, it happens every day
564
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,543
when I walk through my store,
565
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,962
I see this!
566
00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,008
Ah, excuse me.
567
00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:19,304
Are you saying
that you didn't see the clown
568
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,431
that everyone has been talking about
569
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,892
this past week?
570
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,228
Well, not exactly.
571
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:30,065
But I mean, lsaw
all the photos on the news.
572
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:32,151
Everyone has.
573
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:36,280
But I recognized him immediately.
574
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:40,075
The outfit, the face paint.
575
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:45,455
Now, this picture is from 1974.
576
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:51,461
It was taken at the bowers
and marsh big top family circus
577
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:54,882
that set up shop
every summer in green bay
578
00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:58,427
for 20 plus years prior,
579
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:04,141
right up until that August
when it all went up in smoke.
580
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:07,978
I've got tons of their
old stuffs in this store.
581
00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:12,232
Salvaged everything I could
after that fire, and I'll...
582
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:14,651
Sir, you mean to tell me
that you are not referring
583
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,698
to the clown that everyone's
been talking about,
584
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:20,699
but rather a different clown from 1974?
585
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:23,869
Look!
586
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,246
It's the same one.
587
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,626
Well, there you have it.
588
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,253
Has gags the clown
been wandering the streets
589
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:37,174
of green bay since 1974
and no one's noticed until now?
590
00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:39,741
We 'ii have more on this story
and many more exciting updates
591
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:42,512
as we continue
our wgrb gags coverage.
592
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:46,516
For wgrb, I'm Heather duprey,
stay tuned.
593
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,560
And the live feed is cut.
594
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:49,770
What?
595
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:51,480
We're done, that's it?
596
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:52,814
Yeah, we're done.
597
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:56,860
Eh, okay.
598
00:28:57,027 --> 00:29:00,113
Thank you for making me
come all the way down
599
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,449
to my shop this late at night
600
00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:04,368
for a piddly little interview!
601
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:06,286
No, thank you
602
00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:09,039
for that wonderful
breaking news from 1974.
603
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:11,541
Get out of my store!
604
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:13,961
Maybe the competition will believe me,
605
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:16,088
you pixie whore.
606
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,927
Oh, my god!
607
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,804
You kind of did deserve that.
608
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,224
Pack up your shit, let's go.
609
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,186
Oh, shut the fuck...
610
00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:32,633
- Oh, look who it is.
- Oh, jeez.
611
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,482
Rebecca chambers
of wbsc, reporting live
612
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:39,278
on scene where
we have Heather duprey
613
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:43,657
of the struggling wgrb.
614
00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:45,409
Now, can you tell me, miss duprey,
615
00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:49,496
what does it feel like
to be the sole ambassador
616
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,999
of gags watch?
617
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:56,003
- Just stop.
- Hmm, "just stop."
618
00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,297
Well, you heard it here first, folks.
619
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,590
Heather duprey, first on the beat
620
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:03,635
is going to, well, stop.
621
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:04,970
Details at 10.
622
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,972
Hmm, typical channel 3, coming here
623
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,682
for my sloppy seconds.
624
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:11,977
Damn girl, clearly
someone can't handle
625
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:13,729
a little friendly rivalry?
626
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:15,206
Oh, could this night get any worse?
627
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,357
I feel like my head is gonna blow.
628
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:18,775
Make sure you're rolling, Cody.
629
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,193
Wouldn't wanna miss this.
630
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:22,571
Ah, okay, okay.
631
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:25,073
Calm down, we'll let you be.
632
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,575
Good luck tonight.
633
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,342
Make sure to keep that positive attitude
634
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:29,786
of yours going strong.
635
00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,165
- Bye, Dale.
- Bye, bec.
636
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,125
- Later, Cody.
- Later, man.
637
00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:37,294
- What was that?
- What was what?
638
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:38,962
Bye, Dale. Oh, bye, bec.
639
00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:41,423
- Later, Cody.
- Oh, come on.
640
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,217
Wait, are you and miss wbsc fuck...
641
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:46,845
Yes, I heard that, so game on.
642
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,807
Hey, look who showed up.
643
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,243
Oh, yeah, and we were starting to think
644
00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:54,019
you got booked by your mom...
645
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,480
- Thanks for waiting on me.
- Uh-huh?
646
00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:58,082
Yeah, I could have bolted a lot sooner
647
00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,441
when the cops showed.
648
00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:00,859
I was looking for you.
649
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,666
Come on, you don't
have to worry about me.
650
00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:04,213
Yeah, and we were
pretty sure your mom
651
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,614
would just bail you out again.
652
00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:07,324
All right, it's stepmom.
653
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:08,771
You know, and speaking of which,
654
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,660
she is fucking hot in that uniform.
655
00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:13,830
I mean, your dad must love 'em
young and exotic.
656
00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,582
Tyler, shut up.
657
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:17,376
Just take me to my car.
658
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,211
Yeah, Sara, it's not even nine o'clock,
659
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,754
you can't go home yet.
660
00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:23,131
What, this party's busted.
661
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:24,716
What is there to do?
662
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,319
We're just gonna stay
in the street and drink beer
663
00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:27,737
that Tyler stole from his dad all night?
664
00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:28,845
Yeah, we did that.
665
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:30,430
We're currently doing that.
666
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,241
But you know what,
we were talking about it.
667
00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:34,226
The most fun that we had all night
668
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:36,686
was scaring everyone at that party, dude.
669
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:40,065
I mean, like, we need to take
advantage of this right now.
670
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,109
You make such a convincing gags.
671
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,515
I don't know about that.
672
00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:45,821
Hell yeah, I do.
673
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:49,032
And I'm just saying,
Liz damn near shit her pants.
674
00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:52,285
And this whole city is
about to do the same thing,
675
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,621
so let's just have a little
bit of fun with this, dude.
676
00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:56,581
I second this idea.
677
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,834
Yeah, well, you guys go have fun.
678
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,419
I still wanna go home.
679
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,105
But Sara,
we need you to be our third.
680
00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:03,839
Who's gonna record everything?
681
00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:06,591
Traitor.
682
00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,093
- Uh...
- Three letters.
683
00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:12,514
I was going to say Benedict Arnold.
684
00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:14,933
That's way too many,
far more than three.
685
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,352
I'm just looking, something traitor...
686
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:20,814
Ron...
687
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:23,358
Oh, oh, get this, look at this guy!
688
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,777
- Look at this guy!
- Oh, my god.
689
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,904
You are fucking kidding.
690
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:32,659
Oh, he's going down.
He's gonna... oh, and he went!
691
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:34,077
Whoa, buddy, oh, oh!
692
00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:36,121
We gotta
interview him about gags!
693
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,789
Can we please interview him?
694
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,458
This is exactly what Ron deserves.
695
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,672
Green bay, you never
cease to amaze me.
696
00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,841
Dude is just wrecked.
697
00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:50,343
Well, what exactly did you have in mind?
698
00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:51,904
We're just gonna go to random houses
699
00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:54,055
and throw water balloons at 'em?
700
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,309
We're gonna go downtown.
701
00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:58,935
We're gonna scare some real people.
702
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:02,689
I mean, come on,
he's on everybody's mind.
703
00:33:02,856 --> 00:33:04,816
We're just scaring them?
704
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,568
Yeah.
705
00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:08,987
But it's going to be awesome.
706
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,197
Are you in?
707
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,284
Fine, I'm in.
708
00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:15,494
Yes.
709
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:19,414
Unit 1-62 and unit 1-83,
710
00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,708
respond to the address 1120...
711
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,603
Good evening, ma'am.
I'm responding to a phone call.
712
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:26,087
It's my daughter. She's... she's...
713
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,694
I don't know what's gotten into her,
714
00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:29,674
but she's not herself, something's wrong.
715
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:30,926
The cops are here.
716
00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:34,442
Okay. Ma'am, I'm gonna
need you to tell me
717
00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:36,014
who's all in the house.
718
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,517
Oh, it's just me and my two daughters,
719
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,769
genna and my oldest daughter Erin,
720
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,480
who's locked herself
in here and won't come out.
721
00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:46,107
Okay, just the facts,
tell me what's going on.
722
00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:50,737
Erin, she came home early.
723
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:54,366
Her and her two friends went out
looking for that damn clown.
724
00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:56,409
She wasn't feeling good
and she was covered
725
00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:57,744
in some sort of white powder.
726
00:33:57,911 --> 00:33:58,954
That was cocaine.
727
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,747
Shut up, genna.
728
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,251
I didn't put much thought into it,
729
00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:09,673
but then she went into this trance
730
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:12,467
and she was holding scissors in her hand
731
00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:16,805
and she looked at me like
she wanted to hurt me.
732
00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:18,848
She's been here ever since.
733
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:20,892
- May I?
- Yeah.
734
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:27,482
Hey, Erin?
735
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:30,360
It's officer Jacobs from the
green bay police department.
736
00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,944
Why don't you come out here
so we can talk for a bit?
737
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:41,847
Did she have the scissors
with her when she went in?
738
00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:43,665
- Yes.
- Hey, Erin?
739
00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:45,458
Hey, you're worrying your mother.
740
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:46,936
Yeah, I'm gonna come in
and check on you,
741
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,753
just make sure everything's
okay, all right?
742
00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:57,262
Jesus, kid, you're
gonna have to let me in.
743
00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:01,325
Unit 1-19, I'm gonna need
immediate assistance
744
00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:03,393
on that 10-16 on baird street.
745
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,437
Oh! Oh, my god!
746
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:12,152
Okay, pull up
to the next window.
747
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,032
Want one?
748
00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:20,285
No, keep those away
from me, I told you.
749
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:31,046
Ugh. Ron, no thank you.
750
00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:32,440
Really, you're not gonna answer that?
751
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,716
No. I'm not in the mood for his crap.
752
00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:37,260
Well, you know he can see you, right?
753
00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:39,429
I'm not in the mood for your crap, Ron.
754
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,034
He doesn't have anything
worthwhile for us,
755
00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,142
you know that.
756
00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:48,480
- Ugh.
- Jeez.
757
00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,612
Don't.
758
00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:57,459
I mean, now I'm supposed
to ignore him too?
759
00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:58,657
Dale!
760
00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,200
Don't, don't, don't.
761
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,330
Hey, Ron.
762
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,082
Yeah, she is, right next to me.
763
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,376
Yeah, hold on one sec.
764
00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:12,837
Okay, you are good, Ron.
765
00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:15,423
Heather.
766
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,310
Hey, Ron, I must have
just missed your call.
767
00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:18,635
Sorry about that.
768
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,512
Yeah, just stop right there.
769
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:23,056
I don't care to hear it.
How's your assignment?
770
00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:25,892
Uh, it's going fine.
771
00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:27,811
We interviewed everyone you requested
772
00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:30,563
and now we're just waiting
for the next big break.
773
00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,816
Oh, the next big break, huh?
774
00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:35,902
Great. You remember
that nutjob Charles Wright
775
00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:37,445
from the Wright stuff podcast?
776
00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:40,466
Is that the guy we interviewed last fall
777
00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:41,783
when the nra came into town?
778
00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:43,785
Yeah, exactly.
779
00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:45,537
Looks like he's out there conducting
780
00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:47,580
his own clown hunt tonight.
781
00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:50,875
He asked if people wanted him
to enforce "vigilante justice,"
782
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,044
since the gbpd aren't doing enough,
783
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,713
according to him.
784
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,090
Wait, you mean that he's gonna...?
785
00:36:57,257 --> 00:36:58,925
Yeah, he's out there looking for gags
786
00:36:59,092 --> 00:37:00,510
and he's gonna put an end to him.
787
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:02,071
He began posting Facebook live videos
788
00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:03,763
over an hour ago.
789
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:07,142
Holy shit, yes, this is
exactly what we needed, yes!
790
00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:10,645
Yeah, you're right,
this is exactly what we needed.
791
00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:13,606
So tell me, why in the fuck
did Rebecca chambers
792
00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:17,152
just announce that wbsc
exclusive interview with him?
793
00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:18,653
Wait, what did you just say?
794
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,864
Oh, you heard me.
795
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,866
What I wanna know is how in the hell
796
00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:25,410
did you miss the biggest
break in the gags story?
797
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:28,204
Are you even paying attention
to what you're doing out there?
798
00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,498
Don't you put this on me, okay?
799
00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:33,102
I have done every single one
of your pathetic fucknut interviews.
800
00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:34,878
Who the fuck was that
ed gein motherfucker
801
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:36,337
at the antique store?
802
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:37,714
These pieces aren't news, Ron,
803
00:37:37,881 --> 00:37:39,174
they're a goddamn joke.
804
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,842
You wanna tell me about what is
805
00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:43,595
and isn't news, sure, go ahead, fine.
806
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,362
Clearly you can't tell what real news is
807
00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:46,868
even when there's some wannabe Batman
808
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:49,267
running around green bay
hunting a clown.
809
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,728
Somehow that didn't show up
on your radar, huh?
810
00:37:51,895 --> 00:37:55,023
So please, go on,
Heather, enlighten me.
811
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:57,942
I did the best I could
with what you gave me.
812
00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,986
Hell, I didn't even want gags watch.
813
00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:02,989
Good. 'Cause you're not on it anymore.
814
00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:04,866
Excuse me?
815
00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:06,618
I've had enough of your attitude
816
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,579
and having wbsc
snatch up the exclusives
817
00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:12,749
without you even being
aware of the situation.
818
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:14,584
It's a pretty big fuckup.
819
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,920
You're officially off the assignment.
820
00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:21,007
Uh, wait, I'm sure we can
work something out, guys.
821
00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:23,343
It's too late.
I already gave it to Nathan.
822
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:24,636
Nathan?
823
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,262
Yes, Nathan.
824
00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,056
No, you cannot do this to me.
825
00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:29,808
I worked my ass off for you.
826
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,976
I can do this, Heather.
827
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,686
And I just did.
828
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:36,064
Go home. You're done for now.
829
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,149
But first, bring back my fucking truck.
830
00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:48,076
Good evening, green bay.
831
00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:51,246
I'm Rebecca chambers
reporting live for wbsc.
832
00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:54,332
And we are proud to report
a fascinating development
833
00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:58,086
in a story that has been
in the news this past week.
834
00:38:58,253 --> 00:39:00,380
You better believe I'm gonna
act on my god-given right
835
00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:04,050
to defend myself and put two
slugs in his lungs.
836
00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:07,053
And the gbpd can hold me
accountable all they want.
837
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:09,264
'Cause guess what,
I hold myself accountable.
838
00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:12,267
Charles Wright, host of
the Wright stuff podcast,
839
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:15,103
has opted to take to the streets
840
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:18,106
in an effort to find gags the clown.
841
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:21,651
To him, the joke has gone on
for far too long
842
00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:24,237
and he is not laughing anymore.
843
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:27,699
Rebecca, Americans
have to take our country back
844
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,493
and Charles Wright is here
to set an example for you all.
845
00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:33,955
Some may say, including yours truly,
846
00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:37,959
that you're taking this
a little too seriously.
847
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:41,212
Oh, am I? That's hilarious,
because for the last week
848
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,839
all I've been hearing from you
849
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,799
and all the other crony news stations
850
00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:46,551
is gags, gags, gags.
851
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,095
So if anything,
my seriousness in the matter
852
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:50,346
is thanks to you.
853
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:51,973
Well, for all we know,
854
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:55,435
this can be someone's idea of a prank.
855
00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:57,312
That's right, it could be a prank.
856
00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:58,980
It could be a publicity stunt.
857
00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:00,982
It could be for some dumb horror movie
858
00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:02,191
nobody's ever gonna see.
859
00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:03,610
That doesn't change the fact
860
00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,778
that he's out there soliciting terror.
861
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:08,573
So gags
the clown is a terrorist?
862
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,617
That is exactly what I'm saying.
863
00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:12,577
Look, he's not your just standard
864
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:16,039
garden variety Isis jihad terrorist.
865
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:18,225
You know, instead of hiding
behind a beard and a turban,
866
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:20,126
he's hiding behind a clown mask.
867
00:40:20,293 --> 00:40:22,378
But in the end, he's still a terrorist.
868
00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:24,631
Get him, rock. Get the clown.
869
00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:26,174
Get the clown, there's a good boy.
870
00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:27,651
It seems as if nobody's...
871
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:28,777
- Been able to find...
- Good boy, rock.
872
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:30,136
Gags the clown.
873
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:33,264
What makes you think that you will?
874
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:36,017
Not everybody was
a marine for seven years.
875
00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:38,102
Not everybody has
the knowledge that I have.
876
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:40,271
Look, I'm a trained soldier.
877
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,273
Hey, you sure you
don't wanna watch this?
878
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,734
Goddamn Van,
right, you piece of shit.
879
00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:47,111
We'll take that as a no.
880
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,405
See, gags isn't some punk high schooler
881
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,074
with nothing better to do.
882
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,701
You could tell he's got
a plan of some sort.
883
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:55,828
And I am gonna foil that plan.
884
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:58,247
Her hair is stunning.
885
00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:00,792
What will you do?
886
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,544
I will exercise any
and all of my god-given rights
887
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,004
as an American.
888
00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:07,757
Oh, my god,
this guy is such a...
889
00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:10,301
I don't believe him for a second, okay?
890
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:13,179
Because Charles Wright
is looking for you.
891
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,098
Coming for you, pal!
892
00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:17,600
And there you have it.
I'm Rebecca chambers.
893
00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:20,353
Make sure to stay tuned to wbsc
894
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:24,190
for more exclusive
coverage of gags hunt.
895
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:31,656
Thanks, Charles, you did great!
896
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:36,536
It's just a guy in a clown suit.
897
00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:39,622
- You two know that, right?
- Listen up, toots.
898
00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:42,083
You just do what you do,
let us do what we do, okay?
899
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:45,378
- Toots?
- Stay pretty in front of the camera.
900
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:47,672
You two have a good night.
901
00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,382
Thanks, we will.
902
00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:53,671
911, what's your emergency?
903
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,531
Yeah, I was
just chased up the stairs
904
00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:57,475
to my apartment by a person
dressed like a clown.
905
00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,326
And now he's just standing
outside my front door.
906
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,828
Are you inside the apartment now
907
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:01,936
and are your doors locked?
908
00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:04,331
Yeah, but he's
just standing there and he won't leave.
909
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,606
What's your address?
910
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,525
1506 Adams street,
apartment seven.
911
00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:09,044
Do you know this person?
912
00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:11,571
No. Well, I don't know.
He's wearing a clown mask.
913
00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:13,498
Has the
individual threatened you?
914
00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:15,213
I consider
being chased by a clown
915
00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:16,576
threatening, don't you?
916
00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:20,997
Oh, man!
He's totally booking it.
917
00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:22,373
A shopping cart!
918
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,419
Holy shit.
919
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:28,254
And you wanted to go home.
920
00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:30,298
Hey, I stayed out, didn't I?
921
00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:38,681
Close the doors! Close 'em!
922
00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:40,975
Close 'em! Go, go, go.
923
00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:43,603
- Go, go, go, go.
- Bye, ladies.
924
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:07,960
This shit.
925
00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,422
It's too fucking easy.
926
00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:18,346
Sara. Sara, look.
927
00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:19,823
- Oh my, look at...
- Yeah.
928
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:27,021
Jeez! Are you fucking kidding me?
929
00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:28,388
- After the day I had?
- Chris.
930
00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:29,923
You're gonna pull this shit on me?!
931
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:32,503
Chris, get back in the fucking
car. Chris, Chris, what the fuck?
932
00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:33,945
Oh, fuck.
933
00:43:36,197 --> 00:43:38,366
- Go, go, go!
- I'm going!
934
00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,494
Oh, my god.
935
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:43,830
Dude, that guy just
almost kicked your ass.
936
00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:46,958
Dude, Chris. Chris, are you okay?
937
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:55,590
Fucking punks!
938
00:43:57,593 --> 00:43:59,679
It doesn't matter who gags is.
939
00:43:59,846 --> 00:44:02,390
That's what everybody wants us
to be worried about.
940
00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:04,934
But I tell you what,
gags is just a distraction
941
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:06,519
from the real issues.
942
00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:08,080
That's the problem with what's going on
943
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:09,355
with the media right now,
944
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,816
is that they wanna
focus on these distractions,
945
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,193
these entertainments, instead of talking
946
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,778
about the real issues.
947
00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:21,284
Unit 1-12, 10-23 going in
for a closer look.
948
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,786
Copy, 1-12.
949
00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:25,833
All available units,
green bay memorial hospital
950
00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:27,623
is in need of some serious assistance.
951
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,876
Staff seems overwhelmed, please advise.
952
00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:36,340
Um, we 're
overwhelmed, what's their excuse?
953
00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:39,903
They only have
two security guards
954
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:41,762
on duty right now.
955
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,938
Forced entry on front door.
956
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:52,481
Copy, 1-12.
957
00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:56,360
10-90 currently in progress
at gather restaurant
958
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,696
on Broadway. Be informed...
959
00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:00,549
You sweep right,
I'll take the left.
960
00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:01,741
Copy that.
961
00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:34,601
I got something here.
962
00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:50,373
This is the
green bay police department!
963
00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:54,377
If anyone is here, you need
to make yourself known!
964
00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:07,014
Ah, goddamn it.
965
00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:21,070
This is the
green bay police department.
966
00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:23,698
Raise your hand
and get down on your knees.
967
00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:29,328
Sir, this is the police!
968
00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:33,666
Put your hands in the air
and get down on your knees.
969
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:35,251
Do what she says, man!
970
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:39,171
Sir?
971
00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:41,841
You wanna do this
the easy way or the hard way?
972
00:46:43,926 --> 00:46:46,178
Sir, this is the police.
973
00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:48,681
Jesus Christ.
974
00:46:48,848 --> 00:46:50,057
Drop your weapon...
975
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,451
- And get down on the ground now!
- Don't do it.
976
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:52,643
- Stop!
- I will not...
977
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:53,936
[Gunshofl
978
00:46:55,855 --> 00:46:58,691
- Chrissy, you all right?
- I'm fine.
979
00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:02,028
What the hell is wrong with him?
980
00:47:02,194 --> 00:47:04,530
He's dead,
that's what's wrong with him.
981
00:47:04,697 --> 00:47:07,366
Oh, what the hell was
he doing to himself?
982
00:47:07,533 --> 00:47:10,244
I've seen
a lot of things in my day,
983
00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:11,912
but nothing like that.
984
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:18,461
Unit 1-12.
Shots fired, suspect down.
985
00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:20,212
Paramedics required immediately.
986
00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:23,317
You gotta be kidding me.
987
00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:26,385
Fuck!
988
00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:28,304
You said he was dead!
989
00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:31,140
His vitals were gone.
990
00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:33,517
- Where are you going?
- After him.
991
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:35,478
Meet me out front!
992
00:47:35,644 --> 00:47:36,812
Shit!
993
00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:06,884
You recording?
994
00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:08,677
For the ninth time, yes.
995
00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:09,929
Do something already.
996
00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:14,850
Oh, ho, ho, impressive.
997
00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:16,018
You guys!
998
00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:19,944
I don't know why
I didn't think of this sooner.
999
00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:21,607
- What?
- Boom.
1000
00:48:21,774 --> 00:48:23,692
No way, they won't let us in.
1001
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,153
Why not? I mean, it's a carnival.
1002
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,631
What better place
to mess with people
1003
00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:29,015
dressed in a clown costume, right?
1004
00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:30,491
What's going on?
1005
00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:32,868
Dude, we're going to the fairgrounds.
1006
00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:34,703
- Fuck yes.
- Yeah...
1007
00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:35,910
No, absolutely not.
1008
00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:38,290
Guys, we are not going to the carnival.
1009
00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:40,918
Okay.
1010
00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:43,462
Guys!
1011
00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:45,339
Ugh, I hate my friends.
1012
00:48:45,506 --> 00:48:46,506
Hate 'em.
1013
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,051
What are you doing?
1014
00:48:49,218 --> 00:48:50,511
Going back to the station.
1015
00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,721
- Keep driving.
- Ron said we had to...
1016
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:54,723
I don't care
what Ron says, this isn't over.
1017
00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:58,436
This isn't over?
You wanted this over.
1018
00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:00,729
No more gags watch,
you got your wish.
1019
00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:02,773
I don't understand why
this isn't a good thing.
1020
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,109
This Wright guy.
1021
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:07,194
Do you think he'll find the clown?
1022
00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:09,363
Better yet,
do you think he'd shoot him?
1023
00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:11,574
I don't know, Heather.
1024
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:15,578
He's an entertainer, not a murderer.
1025
00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:18,247
I mean, you never can tell
with these wacko conservatives.
1026
00:49:18,414 --> 00:49:19,665
One second they're praying,
1027
00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,542
the next they're lynching gay people
1028
00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:23,794
and blowing up abortion clinics.
1029
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:27,631
- I think he would.
- Okay. And?
1030
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:29,800
And that's
the fucking story, Dale.
1031
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,343
No one gave a damn
about the clown.
1032
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:34,221
He's standing around, people
are taking pictures, big deal.
1033
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:37,016
Someone with the intent
of killing him,
1034
00:49:37,183 --> 00:49:38,684
that's a one-in-a-million exclusive.
1035
00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:40,853
That's worldwide news.
1036
00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:42,164
Bec already got the interview.
1037
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:44,815
Gah, stop calling her bec. Ugh.
1038
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,650
She just interviewed the guy.
1039
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:48,569
All right, let's find him.
1040
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,488
Let's tail him,
wait and see what he does.
1041
00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,323
If it's nothing, it's nothing.
1042
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:54,241
We go home and we deal
with Ron on Monday.
1043
00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:56,619
But if we catch this guy
1044
00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:58,370
in the act of killing,
1045
00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:00,057
or even threatening someone with a gun
1046
00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:01,600
because they're dressed like a clown,
1047
00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:04,210
both our careers skyrocket.
1048
00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:06,128
Ron said he wanted the Van...
1049
00:50:06,295 --> 00:50:08,964
- Ron wanted a gags exclusive.
- And it's my ass!
1050
00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:11,133
And we can still deliver that.
1051
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:13,719
Please. Please, please, please.
1052
00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:19,475
Goddamn it, duprey,
you're a bad influence.
1053
00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:20,976
Attaboy!
1054
00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:22,394
How you doing, folks?
1055
00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:24,355
Charles Wright
of the Wright stuff podcast
1056
00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:25,648
checking in with you.
1057
00:50:25,814 --> 00:50:27,233
We just caught wind of a new photo
1058
00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:28,984
going viral, taken when?
1059
00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:31,612
22 minutes ago,
eastside industrial park.
1060
00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:32,947
Thank you, Wayne.
1061
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,949
Now, scanner's been
poppin' off all night
1062
00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:37,785
with pranks and copycats and what not.
1063
00:50:37,952 --> 00:50:39,245
But this photo looks legit
1064
00:50:39,411 --> 00:50:41,747
and the location fits our guy's mo.
1065
00:50:41,914 --> 00:50:43,374
So we're gonna head on over there,
1066
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,751
we're gonna ditch the wheels
and continue on foot.
1067
00:50:45,918 --> 00:50:47,253
Stay tuned.
1068
00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:50,818
I don't see him,
where the hell is he?
1069
00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:52,400
I'm telling you,
he's gonna chicken out.
1070
00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:54,134
He's not gonna show.
1071
00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:55,661
I should have wore the damn thing.
1072
00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:59,348
- Heh, he did it.
- Where?
1073
00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:01,635
- He's right over there. He...
- Where do you see him?
1074
00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:03,018
Where?
1075
00:51:03,185 --> 00:51:04,812
I... I just saw him.
1076
00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:06,897
Look, I don't see shit, okay?
1077
00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:12,069
Wait, huh?
Did that really just happen?
1078
00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:16,824
Hey. What are we looking at?
1079
00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:19,285
Wait, weren't you
just over there?
1080
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:21,287
- There?
- Yeah, over there.
1081
00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:22,705
- No.
- Dude.
1082
00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:26,875
- Hey.
- What are you doing?
1083
00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:29,211
I'm eating cotton candy at a carnival.
1084
00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:33,900
They wouldn't let me in
with the costume on, I'm sorry.
1085
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:35,718
You jackass, man. I told you
1086
00:51:35,884 --> 00:51:37,803
to put the thing on
after you came in here.
1087
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:42,850
I know. Sorry.
1088
00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:44,977
So, what are we gonna do,
1089
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:46,437
we're just gonna go?
1090
00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:50,041
We're gonna go ride
the tilt-a-whirl at least twice.
1091
00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:51,065
Yeah.
1092
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,588
This dick shine here's paying for me.
1093
00:51:52,735 --> 00:51:54,320
- Seriously?
- Yeah, seriously.
1094
00:51:57,865 --> 00:52:00,409
This has to be related
to the parking ramp.
1095
00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:03,329
No shit? I'll be damned.
1096
00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:05,247
Did you know they're
not actual bath salts?
1097
00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:06,498
That's just slang.
1098
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:09,918
I had no idea.
1099
00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:12,755
Detective Perkins.
Officer Chrissy renard here.
1100
00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:15,191
Have there been any developments
to the homicide investigation
1101
00:52:15,215 --> 00:52:18,135
of the pine street parking ramp
from earlier this evening?
1102
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,889
We've just had an
encounter with a suspect
1103
00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:26,018
who resembled a description
from that one eyewitness we had.
1104
00:52:26,185 --> 00:52:28,812
Can't help but think they're connected.
1105
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:32,107
Bath salts usually
contain the cathinone
1106
00:52:32,274 --> 00:52:35,903
methylenedexa... wow.
1107
00:52:36,070 --> 00:52:37,756
No wonder why
they just call them bath salts.
1108
00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:39,323
I can't pronounce any of these words.
1109
00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:42,117
Okay, thank you.
1110
00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:52,461
This is bigger than we thought.
1111
00:52:53,796 --> 00:52:54,963
What do we got?
1112
00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:58,509
I guess the hospitals have
had a few patients tonight
1113
00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:01,804
who've had similar symptoms
as to what we just witnessed.
1114
00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:06,642
Self mutilation, disorientation,
hyperadrenal disorder.
1115
00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:10,312
So what is it, some kind of virus?
1116
00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:12,856
No idea.
1117
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:16,151
They've all disappeared.
1118
00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:23,992
Oh, my god.
1119
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,412
I hate you so much!
1120
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:37,965
If you were a semi-delusional
1121
00:53:38,132 --> 00:53:40,718
conservative podcast host carrying a gun
1122
00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:43,929
looking for a clown,
where would you be?
1123
00:53:46,014 --> 00:53:47,057
Church?
1124
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:49,768
Hey, yo, hold up,
1125
00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:51,937
the picture was taken back there.
1126
00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:54,565
Right, that picture was
posted 30 minutes ago.
1127
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,066
He already got what he wanted.
1128
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:58,360
Somebody snapped
his picture, posted it online,
1129
00:53:58,527 --> 00:53:59,945
give him his attention fix.
1130
00:54:00,112 --> 00:54:02,030
He's long gone.
I'm interested in where he went.
1131
00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:03,883
Well, dude, come on,
let's just take a look, huh?
1132
00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:05,467
I'm telling you,
he's not there anymore,
1133
00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:07,035
you fucking idiot, let's go.
1134
00:54:07,202 --> 00:54:08,888
Hey, you better check
your tone with me, Charles.
1135
00:54:08,912 --> 00:54:11,206
I'm not one of your pansy
ass fanboys, you got me?
1136
00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:17,004
Okay. Here's why we're
not going down that way.
1137
00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:19,840
'Cause it'd be a waste of time.
Think about it.
1138
00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:23,802
He's always in one spot
and then poof, gone.
1139
00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:26,555
Now, a guy dressed like that,
he doesn't just disappear,
1140
00:54:26,722 --> 00:54:29,475
not with the attention he gets
and the people looking for him.
1141
00:54:29,641 --> 00:54:32,311
So I figure he's gotta
have a vehicle of some sort
1142
00:54:32,478 --> 00:54:34,146
or a mode of transportation,
1143
00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:36,982
so he can justjump in
and take off without any hassle.
1144
00:54:37,149 --> 00:54:39,401
So that's what we're looking for, okay?
1145
00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:42,613
Remember, this is my show.
1146
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:43,864
I'm driving this bitch.
1147
00:54:44,031 --> 00:54:45,282
You're just along for the ride.
1148
00:54:48,535 --> 00:54:49,661
Fucking asshole.
1149
00:54:49,828 --> 00:54:51,139
You guys, what are we doing?
1150
00:54:51,163 --> 00:54:52,581
They're about to close.
1151
00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:55,626
- That's what we're doing, look.
- Really?
1152
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,920
It's a black balloon.
1153
00:54:58,086 --> 00:54:59,880
You gotta get that for the costume.
1154
00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:01,965
You totally do, you gotta go.
Go, go, go!
1155
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:03,258
But...
1156
00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:12,434
Look, this is a gags
original black balloon.
1157
00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:14,204
You gotta get a photo,
you gotta get a photo.
1158
00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:15,997
- Totally on it.
- You don't know that.
1159
00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:17,499
There are thousands
of balloons here.
1160
00:55:17,523 --> 00:55:18,690
It could be anyone's.
1161
00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:21,151
Sara, can you just be happy for once
1162
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,237
for me and my new balloon?
1163
00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:28,075
What just happened?
1164
00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:29,576
Turn off the camera.
1165
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:35,707
I said turn off the fucking camera!
1166
00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:38,126
What'd I tell you?
Never the same place twice.
1167
00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:40,254
Wait, let me get it on camera.
1168
00:55:41,922 --> 00:55:43,966
Goddamn, that bastard's creepy.
1169
00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:47,094
Okay, go live.
1170
00:55:47,261 --> 00:55:48,887
- Now?
- No, next month.
1171
00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:51,390
All right, give me a second.
1172
00:55:51,557 --> 00:55:53,600
Okay, we're live, go.
1173
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,018
Boy, oh boy, folks.
1174
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,895
Things are about to get exciting.
1175
00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:59,022
I'm standing here at
the eastside industrial park
1176
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:00,399
just off of Quincy.
1177
00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:01,817
Guess who we just found.
1178
00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:07,155
Yeah, we found him, boy.
1179
00:56:07,322 --> 00:56:10,158
Shh, of course we did.
1180
00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:12,119
Now, for all you viewers at home...
1181
00:56:12,286 --> 00:56:13,486
1900 viewers, Charlie.
1182
00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:15,539
I swear to you on the Bible,
1183
00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:18,125
this is the real deal, folks.
This is not staged.
1184
00:56:18,292 --> 00:56:19,835
2000 viewers and counting.
1185
00:56:20,002 --> 00:56:22,045
This is Charles Wright
with the Wright stuff podcast
1186
00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:24,464
coming to you live
from green bay, Wisconsin,
1187
00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,717
taking matters into my own hands,
1188
00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:29,052
doing things the Wright way.
1189
00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:33,515
My city's clown problem
ends tonight. You ready?
1190
00:56:33,682 --> 00:56:35,267
Hell yeah, let's do it.
1191
00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:50,198
Well, well, well...
If it isn't gags the clown.
1192
00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:54,328
Pretty popular these days, aren't you?
1193
00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:56,163
Weren't too hard to track down though,
1194
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:57,915
if I may say so myself.
1195
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:02,753
Listen, why don't you cut
the act and come over here?
1196
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,130
We'll have a little chat face to face.
1197
00:57:05,297 --> 00:57:08,342
No more balloons, no more bullshit.
1198
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:12,679
Look, man...
1199
00:57:12,846 --> 00:57:16,308
This down shit stops now, you hear me?
1200
00:57:16,475 --> 00:57:18,060
I'm not having it anymore.
1201
00:57:18,226 --> 00:57:21,104
My city ain't having it anymore.
1202
00:57:21,271 --> 00:57:24,191
You had your fun,
got a bunch of people scared,
1203
00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:26,026
received all kinds of attention,
1204
00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:29,196
but this stops now!
1205
00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:31,031
So why don't you come on over here,
1206
00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:34,326
take off that fucking mask
and go the fuck home!
1207
00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:37,120
Hey, we got
2500 viewers, Charlie.
1208
00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:38,497
Hell, yeah.
1209
00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:40,165
I'm not gonna ask you again.
1210
00:57:40,332 --> 00:57:41,458
Draw it!
1211
00:57:44,419 --> 00:57:46,046
You really wanna do this?
1212
00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:49,633
Goddamn it!
1213
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,094
Shoot him, Charlie, shoot him!
1214
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,845
This is your last chance!
1215
00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:01,228
- What the hell is that, Wayne?
- I... I don't know.
1216
00:58:01,395 --> 00:58:02,938
Hey, where did he go?
1217
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:07,317
He was right here,
did hejust run off?
1218
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,528
Come on, man,
you gotta find him!
1219
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:11,405
Don't let him get away!
1220
00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:15,909
What the...?
1221
00:58:16,076 --> 00:58:17,619
Oh, man, come on!
1222
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:20,998
You gotta be kidding me.
1223
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:24,251
No, no, no, no.
This doesn't make any fucking sense.
1224
00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:25,728
What's up?
He couldn't just disappear.
1225
00:58:25,752 --> 00:58:26,878
Where'd he go?
1226
00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:30,316
Where was that music coming from?
1227
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,425
I don't know.
1228
00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:37,305
We blew it.
1229
00:58:37,472 --> 00:58:40,142
No man. You blew it.
1230
00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:41,869
Respond to the Vic theatre.
1231
00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:44,896
Officer down, conscious,
status unknown.
1232
00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:46,940
Last check in over 30 minutes.
1233
00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:48,525
Squad GPS still showing up.
1234
00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,328
What the fuck?!
1235
00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,890
[Man over pa. I please collect all...
1236
00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:04,350
- What was that?
- Your personal belongings...
1237
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:06,534
Chris just puked up a gallon
of jaeger in the bathroom.
1238
00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:08,305
But you guys
weren't drinking jaeger.
1239
00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:10,820
Well, he clearly was.
He just blew chunks all over the place.
1240
00:59:10,881 --> 00:59:13,133
I am posting this shit right now.
1241
00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:15,510
Oh. Oh, is he okay?
1242
00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:17,387
Do I look like his doctor?
1243
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,806
Tyler zepnick, world's best friend.
1244
00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:21,808
Whoa.
1245
00:59:23,477 --> 00:59:25,020
You don't look so good.
1246
00:59:27,189 --> 00:59:28,690
Puke and rally, boy.
1247
00:59:28,857 --> 00:59:30,084
Are you sure you're okay?
1248
00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:31,485
Do you want us to take you home?
1249
00:59:31,651 --> 00:59:33,904
Hey, guys, guys, check this out.
1250
00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:35,781
There's this guy, this crazy dude.
1251
00:59:35,947 --> 00:59:37,407
He's been hunting gags all night
1252
00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,774
and apparently found him
and then totally chickened out.
1253
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:41,345
What do you mean, hunting gags?
1254
00:59:41,369 --> 00:59:43,497
- Who is he?
- I don't know.
1255
00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:45,141
- Charles Wright.
- The podcast guy?
1256
00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:46,666
His video is everywhere.
1257
00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:48,269
This is Charles Wright...
1258
00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:50,146
- Wright stuff podcast...
- You reading the comments?
1259
00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:51,731
Coming to you live
from green bay, Wisconsin.
1260
00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:53,882
- Takin' matters into my own hands.
- It's not good.
1261
00:59:54,049 --> 00:59:56,802
They're calling you
a chump, you know that?
1262
00:59:56,968 --> 00:59:59,387
Just another coward who's all talk.
1263
00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:01,282
They don't even think
you had the thing loaded.
1264
01:00:01,306 --> 01:00:02,516
I wasn't sure it was him.
1265
01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:04,184
Oh, of course it was him.
1266
01:00:04,351 --> 01:00:06,496
- Well, I didn't have a clean shot.
- Bullshit!
1267
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,231
Look, I just can't
kill a guy, Wayne, okay?
1268
01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:10,941
You do understand that, right?
1269
01:00:12,901 --> 01:00:14,461
Could have been anybody
under that mask.
1270
01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:16,988
I mean, it could have been
an undercover cop for all I know.
1271
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:19,491
An undercover cop, really?
1272
01:00:19,658 --> 01:00:23,036
You think it was a cop
who was dressed as the clown?
1273
01:00:23,203 --> 01:00:25,705
Just give me
a goddamn break already.
1274
01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:27,415
You know, here's the bottom line.
1275
01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:29,876
You told your viewers,
your great amazing fans,
1276
01:00:30,043 --> 01:00:31,878
that you were gonna find this clown
1277
01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,255
and put a stop to him
1278
01:00:33,421 --> 01:00:36,007
on a live video that already
has more than 5,000 views.
1279
01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:38,093
Wayne, I swearto god!
1280
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:40,262
I swear to god, Charlie.
1281
01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:42,806
Whether you like it or not,
this is my show too.
1282
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:44,724
And now because of your little fuckup,
1283
01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:46,434
I look just as bad as you.
1284
01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:50,438
- Look, I deleted the video.
- Oh, come on...
1285
01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:54,609
It's been downloaded and reposted
hundreds of times already.
1286
01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:56,403
Just read the visitor comments, man,
1287
01:00:56,570 --> 01:00:58,071
the damage has been done.
1288
01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:05,036
I'm gonna make it right.
1289
01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:07,122
Get in the goddamn truck.
1290
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:13,503
Oh, no more
boomers for this guy.
1291
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:15,005
You gave him shrooms?
1292
01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:16,440
We have to take him to a hospital.
1293
01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:17,883
Okay, and tell them what?
1294
01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:19,569
That our friend here has been drinking
1295
01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:21,887
and consuming hallucinogenic
mushrooms all night?
1296
01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:23,889
Get real, Sara, think about it.
1297
01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:27,767
I'm fine. Let's party.
1298
01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,477
Attaboy.
1299
01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:31,205
There's definitely
something wrong with him.
1300
01:01:31,229 --> 01:01:32,999
- We need to go to the hospital!
- Holy shit!
1301
01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:34,343
Guys, check it out, look.
1302
01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:37,819
It's fucking Charles Wright.
1303
01:01:37,986 --> 01:01:39,988
Oh, great, let's you know,
stop for a chat,
1304
01:01:40,155 --> 01:01:41,239
maybe an autograph.
1305
01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:42,646
Can you focus on anything ever?
1306
01:01:43,575 --> 01:01:44,575
Read it.
1307
01:01:59,507 --> 01:02:02,844
Damn it. Now people
are just messing with you.
1308
01:02:10,810 --> 01:02:12,604
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
1309
01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:17,651
Piece of shit didn't get the best of me.
1310
01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:20,403
Let's go.
1311
01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:24,658
I know exactly
where they're going.
1312
01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:27,494
You're gonna have to turn.
You're gonna turn right up here.
1313
01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:29,496
No, we need to get
Chris to the hospital.
1314
01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:31,456
Sara! This is my car.
1315
01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:33,783
So could you stop being
a drag for once in your life...
1316
01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:35,961
And turn the damn car?
1317
01:02:37,379 --> 01:02:39,631
- Turn now.
- No.
1318
01:02:39,798 --> 01:02:42,259
- Are you kidding me? Turn.
- No!
1319
01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:45,196
- Sara, turn the fucking car right.
- Okay, okay fine, I'm turning.
1320
01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:47,722
- Tyler, let go!
- Jesus Christ.
1321
01:02:47,889 --> 01:02:49,391
We got one more prank.
1322
01:02:51,643 --> 01:02:53,812
Save the best one for last,
we'll fucking do it.
1323
01:03:16,251 --> 01:03:18,712
You really think this is gags?
1324
01:03:18,878 --> 01:03:20,463
Who the hell else would it be?
1325
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,566
Well, I don't know,
maybe somebody who watched
1326
01:03:22,590 --> 01:03:25,010
the video and then
started messing with you.
1327
01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:28,656
Hey, I just find it hard to believe that
1328
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,408
the clown would run off
to an industrial park
1329
01:03:30,432 --> 01:03:32,600
and then leave a trail of
balloons for us to find him.
1330
01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:34,394
Wayne, are you coming or what?
1331
01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:36,271
Well, maybe
I am and maybe I ain't!
1332
01:03:36,438 --> 01:03:37,564
Fine.
1333
01:03:37,731 --> 01:03:39,357
Suit yourself, I don't need you.
1334
01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,320
Ah, I'm coming.
It's way too much fun
1335
01:03:43,486 --> 01:03:45,488
watching this Charles Wright train derail.
1336
01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:47,133
Be advised, Charles Wright,
1337
01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:50,035
possible suspect on officer
down call in Vic theatre.
1338
01:03:50,201 --> 01:03:52,871
Male white, mid 403,
with a military haircut...
1339
01:04:02,797 --> 01:04:04,966
You see this? It's him.
1340
01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:07,886
So now what, fearless leader?
1341
01:04:09,054 --> 01:04:10,138
Go live.
1342
01:04:10,305 --> 01:04:12,891
- Oh, you want me to go live?
- Go to live.
1343
01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:15,268
All right, we're live.
1344
01:04:15,435 --> 01:04:17,645
This is Charles Wright.
1345
01:04:17,812 --> 01:04:20,398
I'm standing about a mile
or so as the crow flies
1346
01:04:20,565 --> 01:04:22,859
from our last encounter
with gags the clown.
1347
01:04:23,026 --> 01:04:24,586
And I want all of you out there to know
1348
01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:26,196
this isn't over.
1349
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,281
Sure, I was a little
lenient with the clown.
1350
01:04:28,448 --> 01:04:30,700
What can I say, I'm a nice guy.
1351
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:33,912
But I assure you, he's not
gonna get strike three.
1352
01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:35,955
It's now or never.
1353
01:04:37,707 --> 01:04:38,833
Cut the live video.
1354
01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:41,878
Live video is cut.
1355
01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:46,049
Hey, wait. You're not
seriously going in there?
1356
01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:47,342
Come on.
1357
01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:50,136
Oh, man.
1358
01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:53,932
Shit.
1359
01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:10,907
Motherfucker,
they put cream in it.
1360
01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:12,158
I asked for black.
1361
01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:14,744
I specifically said black coffee.
1362
01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:16,996
Oh, son of a bitch.
1363
01:05:17,163 --> 01:05:20,375
- Do you wanna go back?
- Yes, I would like to go back.
1364
01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:22,836
Then go back,
Jesus Christ, it's cream.
1365
01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:25,463
- Damn it.
- Just go run in and get a... holy shit!
1366
01:05:25,630 --> 01:05:27,274
- What's going on?
- This is Charles Wright...
1367
01:05:27,298 --> 01:05:29,717
Charles Wright says
he's found gags again.
1368
01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:31,719
He says he's at
an abandoned building
1369
01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:34,806
about a mile or so away
from the industrial park?
1370
01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:37,142
What's abandoned out there?
1371
01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:39,477
The old Larsen green mill.
1372
01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:42,939
- My old man used to work there.
- Let's go there.
1373
01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:45,668
All right, hold on, I'm gonna swing back,
I gotta get this coffee switched.
1374
01:05:45,692 --> 01:05:47,444
- Dale, now!
- Okay, fine!
1375
01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:49,195
- Holy shit.
- Goddamn it.
1376
01:06:11,676 --> 01:06:13,928
Oh, man,
what am I doing in here?
1377
01:06:16,014 --> 01:06:17,515
Ah, Jesus.
1378
01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:23,188
This is ridiculous,
he can't even move.
1379
01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:25,166
Whatever.
You still got one left in you,
1380
01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:26,190
don't you, buddy?
1381
01:06:26,274 --> 01:06:28,193
Yeah, man.
1382
01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:33,674
That's enough,
I'm taking him to the hospital.
1383
01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:35,742
Come on,
don't do anything stupid.
1384
01:06:35,909 --> 01:06:38,036
No, Tyler, you don't be stupid.
1385
01:06:38,203 --> 01:06:41,039
What do you plan to achieve here,
what are you doing?
1386
01:06:41,206 --> 01:06:44,709
We're going to go
screw with those podcast guys.
1387
01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:47,212
Right, 'cause you want
Chris to dress like a clown
1388
01:06:47,378 --> 01:06:49,756
to go prank a guy
who wants to shoot a clown.
1389
01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:51,723
Just think about this
for a second, you moron!
1390
01:06:51,758 --> 01:06:54,052
Whatever!
Oh, come on, he's all show.
1391
01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:56,179
He's obviously carrying
around a fake gun.
1392
01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:58,348
He's just trying
to get stupid publicity
1393
01:06:58,515 --> 01:06:59,724
for his dumb show.
1394
01:06:59,891 --> 01:07:01,643
Think about it.
1395
01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:03,811
Fine, then you go do it.
1396
01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:06,439
You go be gags. But we're leaving.
1397
01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:07,982
Okay, fine.
1398
01:07:08,149 --> 01:07:10,318
Oh, but guess what?
You're gonna walk.
1399
01:07:10,485 --> 01:07:12,046
'Cause you aren't
gonna be taking my car.
1400
01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:13,430
Come on, let's go to the hospital.
1401
01:07:13,488 --> 01:07:15,031
- You gotta get up.
- Sara...
1402
01:07:16,115 --> 01:07:17,700
I wanna stay with Tyler.
1403
01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:21,538
Oh, oh. Dicks before chicks.
1404
01:07:21,704 --> 01:07:24,499
You two deserve each other.
1405
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:26,709
Oh, oh, right fine, whatever.
1406
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:28,920
I got what I wanted
out of you anyways!
1407
01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:30,922
Another v-card to add to the collection!
1408
01:07:35,009 --> 01:07:37,971
Screw you, Tyler.
1409
01:07:43,393 --> 01:07:44,644
Don't worry, buddy.
1410
01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:47,897
I got this.
1411
01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:49,816
Unit 1-12, respond
1412
01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:51,818
to a 419 Elizabeth street.
1413
01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:55,113
Suspected vandalism with
reports of suspicious behavior.
1414
01:07:57,907 --> 01:07:59,158
10-4, 1-12 in route.
1415
01:08:09,877 --> 01:08:12,005
419 Elizabeth street.
1416
01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:14,215
It's the old Larsen green building.
1417
01:08:18,177 --> 01:08:20,888
When was the last clown sighting?
1418
01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:22,765
Be more specific.
1419
01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:24,412
There was one in the fox river trail,
1420
01:08:24,559 --> 01:08:26,495
one in the k.I. Center,
one off of bayshore drive,
1421
01:08:26,519 --> 01:08:28,396
one at the fairgrounds.
1422
01:08:28,563 --> 01:08:30,857
All within the last two hours or so.
1423
01:08:31,024 --> 01:08:33,443
All locations on the east
side close to the vicinity
1424
01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:35,236
on Elizabeth street, correct?
1425
01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:38,489
Yeah, I guess.
1426
01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:41,909
All fairly close.
1427
01:08:42,076 --> 01:08:44,704
And the first gags sighting
was under the Mason bridge,
1428
01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:46,205
maybe a mile away?
1429
01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:51,753
Look at you, doing police work.
1430
01:08:55,006 --> 01:08:58,843
Holy shit, Dale. First day?
1431
01:08:59,010 --> 01:09:00,845
Changing to an empty card.
1432
01:09:01,012 --> 01:09:03,848
You said that
you just wanted me recording.
1433
01:09:04,015 --> 01:09:05,600
Gotta have space.
1434
01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:08,519
Okay, we're good.
1435
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:13,149
And... rolling.
1436
01:09:13,316 --> 01:09:15,860
I'm standing outside
of the old Larsen green mill
1437
01:09:16,027 --> 01:09:17,945
on the east side of green bay,
1438
01:09:18,112 --> 01:09:20,740
a building that stood empty
for the last 15 years.
1439
01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:22,492
But tonight its doors reopen
1440
01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:24,494
as local celebrity Charles Wright,
1441
01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,788
host of the divisive
Wright stuff podcast,
1442
01:09:26,954 --> 01:09:28,331
enters the building on his hunt
1443
01:09:28,498 --> 01:09:29,832
for gags the clown.
1444
01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:31,876
Stay tuned as we remain on location
1445
01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:33,920
as this developing story unfolds.
1446
01:09:34,087 --> 01:09:36,339
For wgrb, I'm Heather duprey.
1447
01:09:38,049 --> 01:09:39,217
And got it.
1448
01:09:40,301 --> 01:09:41,552
How was that?
1449
01:09:41,719 --> 01:09:43,846
It's not your best work.
1450
01:09:44,013 --> 01:09:46,140
Go fuck yourself.
1451
01:09:46,307 --> 01:09:47,850
Come on, let's go.
1452
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:49,310
Wait, we're going inside?
1453
01:09:49,477 --> 01:09:50,520
Yes, keep rolling.
1454
01:09:52,563 --> 01:09:55,775
You really think that's wise?
1455
01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:58,903
Dale, I'm gonna need you
to man up, okay?
1456
01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:00,738
Find your balls, find them,
1457
01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:02,281
or I will find them for you.
1458
01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:04,992
I should probably
report that to hr.
1459
01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:06,828
But I'll let it slide.
1460
01:10:06,994 --> 01:10:09,038
- The mouth on this woman.
- Okay...
1461
01:10:10,665 --> 01:10:11,749
Hold up.
1462
01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:26,180
Hey, MacGyver.
1463
01:10:26,347 --> 01:10:28,141
You really think that's gonna work?
1464
01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:36,274
Where'd you learn to do that?
1465
01:10:36,441 --> 01:10:38,985
MacGyver.
1466
01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:42,989
MacGyver.
1467
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,634
- Ah, shit!
- Easy over there.
1468
01:11:03,801 --> 01:11:05,028
Don't get your panties in a bunch.
1469
01:11:05,052 --> 01:11:06,429
Hey, fuck you, man.
1470
01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:08,973
I've about had it with this
little exploration of yours.
1471
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:12,685
You had your shot at gags
and you blew it, rememberthat?
1472
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,329
Big tough marine almost pissed himself
1473
01:11:14,353 --> 01:11:15,563
while staring down a clown?
1474
01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:17,440
You better fucking watch it.
1475
01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,687
Go ahead, push me to the edge,
see where it gets you.
1476
01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:22,987
Oh, yeah, right,
I'm pushing you to the edge.
1477
01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:24,238
You know what, man?
1478
01:11:24,405 --> 01:11:25,907
- Forget this shit, okay?
- Shut up.
1479
01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:27,793
- I'm gonna head back...
- Shut the fuck up!
1480
01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:30,661
Listen.
1481
01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:34,749
What the hell is that?
1482
01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:37,001
It's that same shit
we heard on the tracks.
1483
01:11:37,168 --> 01:11:38,586
Come on.
1484
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:43,925
Ah, damn it, Chris.
1485
01:11:44,091 --> 01:11:45,760
I told you to stay by me.
1486
01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:47,720
Where the hell are you?
1487
01:11:47,887 --> 01:11:49,430
I should have gone home with Sara.
1488
01:11:51,015 --> 01:11:53,935
Whoa, what the fuck? Oh, no, no no.
1489
01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:57,146
That's a big fucking no. No, no, no.
1490
01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:59,273
1-11, what's your location?
1491
01:12:01,275 --> 01:12:03,444
I just had
a goddamn balloon pop on me.
1492
01:12:03,611 --> 01:12:06,489
It's been like
an hour and a half.
1493
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:07,740
It's been five minutes.
1494
01:12:07,907 --> 01:12:10,535
Do you have any sense of adventure?
1495
01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:13,037
I have a sense of not dying.
1496
01:12:13,204 --> 01:12:15,706
You're not gonna die.
Stop being a fucking pussy.
1497
01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:18,251
Can you go five minutes
without calling me a pussy?
1498
01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:20,378
I'm sorry, I can't hear you
over the queefing.
1499
01:12:28,386 --> 01:12:31,931
We're close.
There's something going on here.
1500
01:12:32,098 --> 01:12:34,851
- Just keep recording.
- Don't you worry.
1501
01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:36,435
I'm recording the whole thing.
1502
01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:45,444
What the hell was that?
1503
01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:47,446
Anybody there?
1504
01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:50,283
Help!
1505
01:12:50,449 --> 01:12:51,844
What the hell's going on here?
1506
01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:53,619
Hey, stop right there.
1507
01:12:53,786 --> 01:12:56,306
- You ain't getting away this time!
- Help, somebody help me!
1508
01:12:56,330 --> 01:12:57,874
- Stop!
- [Gunshofl
1509
01:13:00,710 --> 01:13:02,795
Shots fired
at 419 Elizabeth street,
1510
01:13:02,962 --> 01:13:04,297
requesting backup.
1511
01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:08,259
Holy shit.
1512
01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:12,805
You shot him.
1513
01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:14,181
He was...
1514
01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:16,559
He was coming in.
1515
01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:19,228
I can't believe it,
you actually fucking shot him.
1516
01:13:20,855 --> 01:13:22,732
You just shot gags the clown.
1517
01:13:25,693 --> 01:13:27,320
Is he dead?
1518
01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:37,538
Man, he's deader
than a doornail.
1519
01:13:41,292 --> 01:13:44,587
Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down, killer.
1520
01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:47,089
It's just like them terrorists
you blasted overseas,
1521
01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,256
it's no different.
1522
01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:52,136
I never killed anyone ever.
1523
01:13:52,303 --> 01:13:53,679
Wait, wait.
1524
01:13:53,846 --> 01:13:55,765
Are you fucking kidding me?
1525
01:13:55,932 --> 01:13:58,351
I was a mechanic over there.
1526
01:13:58,517 --> 01:14:00,061
I fixed humvees.
1527
01:14:01,145 --> 01:14:02,188
I never saw combat.
1528
01:14:05,358 --> 01:14:08,653
Oh... oh, look at you.
1529
01:14:08,819 --> 01:14:12,281
Aren't you the most pathetic
fucking coward I ever seen?
1530
01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:16,035
He was yelling for help.
1531
01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:20,706
- You did this.
- Me?
1532
01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:23,459
Hey, don't you
pin this on me, huh?
1533
01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:25,419
You're driving this bitch, remember?
1534
01:14:25,586 --> 01:14:27,346
- Mm-mmm.
- Your own words.
1535
01:14:29,423 --> 01:14:30,943
It's your fucking fault, you did this.
1536
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:33,636
I got you on camera, Charles.
1537
01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,930
Video evidence of you
shooting the sumbitch.
1538
01:14:36,097 --> 01:14:39,100
- Green bay police!
- Ah, fuck, five-o.
1539
01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:40,786
Hey, listen, you do what
you want, clown killer,
1540
01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:41,894
I'm out of here.
1541
01:14:43,813 --> 01:14:44,814
Wait...
1542
01:14:51,570 --> 01:14:54,115
Possible
functioning security system.
1543
01:14:56,075 --> 01:14:58,452
The city still has
juice flowing to the building.
1544
01:14:58,619 --> 01:15:00,263
Last I heard they were
gonna turn this whole thing
1545
01:15:00,287 --> 01:15:01,327
into a luxury condominium.
1546
01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:03,416
I got something.
1547
01:15:03,582 --> 01:15:05,167
Shit!
1548
01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:07,086
Is that him? Is that our clown?
1549
01:15:07,253 --> 01:15:09,630
1-12 here
at 419 Elizabeth street.
1550
01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:11,674
I have subject down, possible pnb,
1551
01:15:11,841 --> 01:15:13,426
requesting 10-33 traffic.
1552
01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:19,348
- Anything?
- No, he's dead.
1553
01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:22,184
Chrissy, wait.
1554
01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:26,689
- No.
- Damn.
1555
01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:28,566
Just a kid.
1556
01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:31,986
It's Tyler zepnick, Sara's boyfriend.
1557
01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:33,738
Ah, jeez.
1558
01:15:39,702 --> 01:15:41,829
Hey, sweetie, is Sara home?
1559
01:15:41,996 --> 01:15:43,998
Yeah, no, no, no, it's okay,
everything's fine.
1560
01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:45,332
Look, I have to go.
1561
01:15:47,251 --> 01:15:49,378
Split up. I take north, you take south.
1562
01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:51,172
We stay put and wait for backup!
1563
01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:52,818
I'm not waiting 15 minutes!
1564
01:15:53,799 --> 01:15:55,092
Chrissy!
1565
01:15:55,259 --> 01:15:56,510
Damn it.
1566
01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:01,140
So instead of
running out of the building
1567
01:16:01,307 --> 01:16:03,225
at the sound of creepy carnival music,
1568
01:16:03,392 --> 01:16:04,518
we're following it?
1569
01:16:04,685 --> 01:16:07,772
Oh, Jesus Christ, Dale,
why can't you just be happy
1570
01:16:07,938 --> 01:16:11,108
for the surprising developments
this story's presenting us, hmm?
1571
01:16:12,526 --> 01:16:14,653
Now, help me figure out
where this is coming from.
1572
01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:19,116
I don't feel like I'm wearing
1573
01:16:19,283 --> 01:16:21,327
the proper footwear here.
1574
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,874
I can smell
the asbestos in here.
1575
01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:30,544
Oh, huh.
1576
01:16:37,218 --> 01:16:39,178
Picked up on something.
1577
01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:41,263
Pursuing one, possibly two suspects.
1578
01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:42,431
Whoa!
1579
01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:53,400
Whoa, watch it.
1580
01:16:53,567 --> 01:16:55,694
I don't think you wanna
go walking through there.
1581
01:16:57,571 --> 01:16:59,156
It's coming from down here.
1582
01:17:03,744 --> 01:17:07,581
Ah, I just kind of
saved your life back there.
1583
01:17:07,748 --> 01:17:09,208
Thank you would be nice.
1584
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:11,710
Oh, please, I wasn't
gonna fall through.
1585
01:17:11,877 --> 01:17:13,855
These damn things.
More importantly, how do I get out...
1586
01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:16,465
Hey buddy, can you tell me,
what's your name... oh, whoa!
1587
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,259
What the hell happened to you?
1588
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,010
The show is about to begin.
1589
01:17:20,177 --> 01:17:22,072
You go ahead
and start the show without me,
1590
01:17:22,096 --> 01:17:23,376
okay, pal? I'm getting the fu...
1591
01:17:27,685 --> 01:17:30,563
Come on, Sara, pick up!
1592
01:17:45,077 --> 01:17:46,388
Hey, it's Sara.
1593
01:17:46,412 --> 01:17:48,052
Surprisingly, I don't
have my phone on me,
1594
01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:50,082
but you know what to do
and when to do it.
1595
01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:06,932
It's coming from in here.
1596
01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:10,519
Oh, dear god.
1597
01:18:12,813 --> 01:18:14,440
Ah, it's boarded shut.
1598
01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:16,442
I guess we can't go in there.
1599
01:18:24,408 --> 01:18:25,701
Come help me.
1600
01:18:25,868 --> 01:18:27,411
You're not at all concerned
1601
01:18:27,578 --> 01:18:29,371
what's on the other end of that door?
1602
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:31,916
No, I'm not concerned.
I'm not a giant pussy.
1603
01:18:32,082 --> 01:18:33,375
What I am is intrigued,
1604
01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:35,103
intrigued at the possibility
that our clown friend
1605
01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:36,521
might be on the other side of this door,
1606
01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:39,173
thus giving me my fucking gags exclusive.
1607
01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:40,591
Now, help me.
1608
01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:53,520
Just put... put it over there.
1609
01:18:53,687 --> 01:18:55,022
Jesus Christ, Dale.
1610
01:18:55,189 --> 01:18:56,565
God.
1611
01:18:58,817 --> 01:19:00,444
Oh!
1612
01:19:00,611 --> 01:19:01,779
Oh, shit.
1613
01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:08,953
Come on!
1614
01:19:09,119 --> 01:19:10,371
Fucking hell.
1615
01:19:16,210 --> 01:19:17,711
Get all of this on camera.
1616
01:19:19,046 --> 01:19:20,839
You gotta be kidding me.
1617
01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:24,677
Hey, Heather, wait.
1618
01:19:25,678 --> 01:19:26,929
Oh, shit!
1619
01:19:28,889 --> 01:19:31,267
This guy sure takes
his clown gig seriously.
1620
01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:35,646
This is beyond messed up.
1621
01:19:38,816 --> 01:19:40,985
Wait, we're going closer to that thing?
1622
01:19:41,151 --> 01:19:42,695
This is him.
1623
01:19:42,861 --> 01:19:44,738
This is our guy, Dale.
1624
01:19:44,905 --> 01:19:46,573
I thought we wanted the gun guy!
1625
01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:49,159
Well, something tells me
he's not too far behind.
1626
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:53,831
You don't find this at all weird?
1627
01:19:53,998 --> 01:19:56,250
No weirder than a clown
walking on the street
1628
01:19:56,417 --> 01:19:58,085
in the middle of the night?
1629
01:19:58,252 --> 01:20:00,713
Think about it, Dale.
This guy calls himself gags.
1630
01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:02,715
This is a joke to whoever's behind this.
1631
01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:05,551
This is all clearly part of it.
1632
01:20:05,718 --> 01:20:06,927
Come on.
1633
01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:20,274
Fuck me.
1634
01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:32,494
What's wrong with their faces?
1635
01:20:38,751 --> 01:20:41,003
Don't move.
1636
01:20:43,756 --> 01:20:45,883
Come on, Sara, pick up.
1637
01:20:49,511 --> 01:20:50,591
No!
1638
01:20:50,637 --> 01:20:53,265
Ugh!
1639
01:20:55,893 --> 01:20:57,495
What do you want, Chrissy?
1640
01:20:59,313 --> 01:21:00,856
Look, I just got home.
1641
01:21:01,023 --> 01:21:02,775
So you can stop pestering me now.
1642
01:21:04,735 --> 01:21:07,363
It worked, you got me
in trouble with dad.
1643
01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:10,157
I get it, you're trying,
1644
01:21:10,324 --> 01:21:12,201
but you'll never be my mom.
1645
01:21:15,621 --> 01:21:16,622
Goodbye, Chrissy.
1646
01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:21,210
Police!
1647
01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:22,437
I don't know
why I'm running, man.
1648
01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:23,587
Freeze!
1649
01:21:23,754 --> 01:21:24,939
You're the fucking murderer.
1650
01:21:24,963 --> 01:21:26,673
Stop running!
1651
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,008
In pursuit of two suspects.
1652
01:21:28,175 --> 01:21:29,760
Ah, shit!
1653
01:21:31,512 --> 01:21:33,138
Just keep shooting.
1654
01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:35,933
Holy shit, that's him.
That's Charles Wright!
1655
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:38,519
What the fuck is this? I'm done.
1656
01:21:38,685 --> 01:21:40,646
I am so done with all this shit.
1657
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:46,151
If located,
stop, hold and advise.
1658
01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:48,987
Green bay police, freeze!
1659
01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:54,618
I need everyone to freeze
and get on the floor! Now!
1660
01:21:54,785 --> 01:21:56,537
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1661
01:21:57,955 --> 01:22:00,707
Officer, you need
to arrest that man.
1662
01:22:00,874 --> 01:22:03,085
I saw him murder a man
tonight in cold blood.
1663
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:04,336
Are you kidding me?
1664
01:22:04,503 --> 01:22:06,713
Hey, why don't I show piggy here
1665
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,298
a little video I shot, huh?
1666
01:22:08,465 --> 01:22:09,651
Both of you are
gonna shut the hell up...
1667
01:22:09,675 --> 01:22:10,944
Show him how
you're an accomplice?
1668
01:22:10,968 --> 01:22:12,195
- And get on the ground, now!
- An accomplice?
1669
01:22:12,219 --> 01:22:13,053
- You were there!
- Now!
1670
01:22:13,220 --> 01:22:14,304
You were egging me on!
1671
01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:15,889
The only thing I'm an accomplice to
1672
01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:18,308
is your shitty fucking podcast show!
1673
01:22:18,475 --> 01:22:21,812
Officer, this man is useless white trash.
1674
01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:24,314
He's a horrible influence
and a rotten individual.
1675
01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:26,358
Hey, what the fuck
did you just call me?
1676
01:22:26,525 --> 01:22:27,693
Drop it!
1677
01:22:27,860 --> 01:22:29,903
I am a United States veteran.
1678
01:22:30,070 --> 01:22:31,530
I served our country.
1679
01:22:31,697 --> 01:22:35,159
I have two degrees...
I am of use to society.
1680
01:22:35,325 --> 01:22:38,579
He is an inbred yokel shit for brain
1681
01:22:38,745 --> 01:22:39,872
and a fucking murderer!
1682
01:22:40,038 --> 01:22:41,582
That's it.
1683
01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:45,169
Whoa, no! No, no, no, no, nope!
1684
01:22:45,335 --> 01:22:47,095
- Dale!
- No, no, I am done.
1685
01:22:47,171 --> 01:22:48,940
- I am out of here.
- Are you fucking serious?
1686
01:22:48,964 --> 01:22:50,591
Hey, get back here!
1687
01:22:50,757 --> 01:22:52,718
Goddamn it!
1688
01:22:52,885 --> 01:22:55,471
Shots fired, two suspects down.
1689
01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:58,241
- Immediate backup required.
- Ladies and gentlemen...
1690
01:22:58,265 --> 01:23:00,225
- Welcome to...
- Where the hell did he come from?
1691
01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:03,437
Green bay police!
1692
01:23:04,563 --> 01:23:08,567
You, on the stage,
get down on the ground now!
1693
01:23:12,070 --> 01:23:14,698
I am in some serious shit here.
1694
01:23:19,953 --> 01:23:21,038
Sit down!
1695
01:23:21,205 --> 01:23:22,539
Sit the fuck back down!
1696
01:23:23,916 --> 01:23:26,293
I said everybody sit down!
1697
01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:28,420
I need backup. Over!
1698
01:23:28,587 --> 01:23:29,880
I said sit down!
1699
01:23:35,552 --> 01:23:36,553
Fuck!
1700
01:23:42,726 --> 01:23:44,645
Make sure you get
the mill behind me.
1701
01:23:46,188 --> 01:23:48,068
Oh, and when I'm done,
if you could just do a...
1702
01:23:49,566 --> 01:23:51,109
What the...?
1703
01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:53,111
Shoot this, shoot this.
1704
01:23:53,278 --> 01:23:55,864
Oh, fuck. Fuck me!
1705
01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:01,328
Fuck!
1706
01:25:05,392 --> 01:25:07,144
Holy shit!
1707
01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:22,034
Go live.
1708
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,536
J“ there's a clown in town j“
1709
01:25:24,703 --> 01:25:26,330
j“ he's waiting around j“
1710
01:25:26,496 --> 01:25:29,541
j“ he's waiting around for you j“
1711
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,877
j“ yeah, there's
a clown downtown j“
1712
01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:33,754
j“ he's hangin' around j“
1713
01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:36,173
j“ he's hangin' around for you j“
1714
01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:40,927
j“ he might make you laugh,
he might make you frown j“
1715
01:25:41,094 --> 01:25:42,721
j“ it's only a gag j“
1716
01:25:42,888 --> 01:25:44,556
j“ it's holding you down j“
1717
01:25:44,723 --> 01:25:46,058
j“ looking at me j“
1718
01:25:46,224 --> 01:25:48,769
j“ am I looking at you, my little j“
1719
01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:57,194
J“ there's a clown in town j“
1720
01:25:57,361 --> 01:25:59,071
j“ he's scaring you now j“
1721
01:25:59,237 --> 01:26:02,407
j“ what if the joke's on you? J“
1722
01:26:02,574 --> 01:26:04,618
j“ there's a clown in town j“
1723
01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:06,536
j“ don't make a sound j“
1724
01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:10,123
j“ don't make a sound
or you're through j“
1725
01:26:10,290 --> 01:26:13,835
j“ he might make you laugh,
he might make you frown j“
1726
01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:15,462
j“ it's only a gag j“
1727
01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:17,422
j“ it's holding you down j“
1728
01:26:17,589 --> 01:26:19,049
j“ looking at me j“
1729
01:26:19,216 --> 01:26:21,426
j“ am I looking at you, my little j“
1730
01:26:27,099 --> 01:26:29,267
J“ my little clown j“
1731
01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:36,483
J“ I 'ii come downtown j“
1732
01:26:41,697 --> 01:26:43,907
J“ my little clown j“
1733
01:26:48,995 --> 01:26:51,081
J“ it's gags the clown j“
1734
01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:58,588
J“ it's gags the clown j“
1735
01:27:03,427 --> 01:27:05,470
j“ it's gags the clown j“
1736
01:27:10,892 --> 01:27:12,894
J“ it's gags the clown j“
1737
01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:20,110
J“ it's gags the clown j“
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