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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, Neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Spokesperson: As farmers
and cultivators of marijuana,
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we have a responsibility
to society...
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I know we all respect
the crop here,
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and we seek each day
to better understand
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the nuances and legitimacy
of its uses.
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Let's go weed! Wew!
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But we growers must face
a harsh reality --
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Since the legalization of
marijuana, communities of color,
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black and brown Coloradans,
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those most affected
by the racist war on drugs,
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have now been locked out of the
wealth creation of the industry.
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[ Yawns loudly ]
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Luckily, the public is starting
to understand this unfairness --
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and many people are now talking
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of boycotting cannabis growers
who are only white owned.
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Boycotting what?
Wait...What?
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We are seeing a healthy
and dramatic spike in consumers
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who demand that their marijuana
be grown
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by those who understand
the fight for social equity.
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Ugh ahhug--
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The bottom line is this --
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a completely white owned
weed business these days...
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just isn't going to survive.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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[ Insects chirping ]
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Guys...I wanna have kind of
a tough talk with you.
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We don't really have
any black friends,
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we don't reach out
to the black community.
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Shelley you never bring
any black dudes over.
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I mean, Stan, your three
best friends are all white.
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There's only one black kid
in my whole class.
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Yes, that kid Token.
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How come you never hang out
with him?
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I do hang out with him.
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In a group maybe
but I don't recall
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just you and Token
ever doing anything.
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I've never seen Token
here at the farm
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just like the two of you guys.
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Why not?
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I...I don't know.
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Randy, stop,
we're not racists.
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We'd like to think that
wouldn't we?
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But...actions speak louder
than words, gang.
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I guess...
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I guess I just want you
to think about it.
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Uh hey Token.
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Uh listen, I uh...
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How're ya doin?
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Fine.
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Um...You think your family would
wanna come over for dinner?
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Out at our farm?
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It's kind of far isn't it?
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Look, Token, I think maybe you
and I should hang out more.
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What are you talking about?
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I mean we never just hang out,
you and me.
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Hey we never hang out
just you and me either, Stan!
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Shut up, Butters.
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Look, just will you please
just see
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if your family
will come over for dinner?
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It would mean a lot.
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[ Insects chirping ]
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Okay, there we go.
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That is a farm fresh hemp salad
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sourced locally here
at Tegridy!
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Alright, come on, everybody,
dig in.
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Thank you so much
for having us over.
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This is really nice.
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We've never been
to a marijuana farm before.
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Well, you know, with our boys
starting to become so close --
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We thought we better get
the families together!
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If they're friends
then we need to be friends! Huh?
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Do you mind if I post this?
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Check out our friends!
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Randy...I hope you didn't invite
us here because we're black.
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W-What are you talking about?
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It's just that
the past year or so
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a lot of people have been
inviting us over to dinner
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and then taking pictures of us
to show everyone on Instagram.
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Oh, that's so lame.
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No, we really just wanted
to get to know you guys better
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since Stan is friends
with Token.
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You know...
Just out of curiosity --
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why did you guys name him that?
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What do you mean?
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Well -- I mean, it's just
kind of an odd name, isn't it?
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Like, some people might think
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you guys naming your son that
isn't very cool.
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People have a problem
with Tolkien's name?
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Well, I mean other people
just think it's a little...
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I mean, come on, I mean, I'm --
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I'm not calling you guys racist,
but --
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why did you name your son that?
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My husband has always been
a huge fan
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of "Lord of The Rings"
and "The Hobbit."
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I wanted to name my son
after my favorite author.
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But she didn't want
to name our son J.R.R.,
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so we just named him Tolkien.
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His name is Tolkien?
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Yes, you know
his name is Tolkien.
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I thought your name was Token.
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Sorry, I don't think
it's that weird.
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J.R.R. Tolkien is one of
the most prolific,
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influential writers of our time.
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Holy shit,
that's what his name means?
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What did you think
his name meant?
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Would you like to see how we
grow and process our weed?
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You see,
it's all about refinement.
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Here at Tegridy,
we believe the best weed
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is untouched from the earth --
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So we distill it down
to its basic essence.
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Over there
are our clean out vats
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and up here we have
our first stage drying racks.
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Oh, real quick!
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It all takes about six days
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from the field to a jar
that we can sell.
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So...What do you think?
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It's...uh, very involved.
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Yeah. It takes a lot.
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You know --
I just had a crazy idea...
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Our boys are best friends now...
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Why don't you come work
for Tegridy?
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Randy, I have a job.
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I'm a very successful
co-executive
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of a financial consulting firm.
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Oh my gosh -- I was just saying
we could really use
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a co-executive
of financial consulting!
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Look, I...
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Would it be okay if...
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If I sent you
some of our receipts
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and you could help us
financial consult?
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That's what we do...
Sure.
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Oh, my God, this is amazing.
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Here's to the start
of something wonderful.
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Would you like some free weed?
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No.
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[ Keys clacking,
video game sounds ]
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Hey, Stan.
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Dude...My head is reeling,
you're not gonna believe this.
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Not gonna believe what?
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Token's name isn't Token.
It's Tolkien.
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Yeah, I know it's Tolkien.
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No, no, no, no.
He's named after the guy
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who wrote "The Hobbit"
and stuff!
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Yeah, I know.
J.R.R. Tolkien.
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What did you think it was?
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You knew it was Tolkien
like the writer.
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Everyone knew it was Tolkien.
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No, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
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I distinctly remember Cartman
wearing a shirt
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where he spelled it T-o-k-e-n.
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Yeah, dude,
cuz Cartman's a fuckin' moron.
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Wha-- Hold on a second!
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[ Dialing ]
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[ TV plays indistinctly ]
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Whatsup, dog.
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Dude, Cartman, did you know
that Tolkien is named
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after J.R.R. Tolkien?
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Well, yeah, I just figured.
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Then why did you spell it Token
without the "L" or the "I"?!
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J.R.R. Tolkien has an "L" in it?
That's gay.
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Who did you think Tolkien
was named after?
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Tolkien:
Stan? You out here?
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Uh, yeah,
hang on a second Tol-kien,
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just taking a shit.
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Oh, my God...
I suck...
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Engine starts ]
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This is your mornin' commute,
South Park.
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Looks like we have a bit
of slowing heading into town.
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There's like a truck
and a couple cars...
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maybe take ya
a couple minutes there.
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Also, if you're heading
out of town on the main road
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there's a -- there's, like,
a car there, too.
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What the fuck?
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Now let's look at the weather.
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Weather's looking like
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we're gonna have a little bit
of snow.
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And the, uh -- the --
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[ Knocking at door ]
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Taking shit tons
of Tegridy orders.
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Sales are going nuts
right now.
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No -- why is my face
on a billboard?!
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Because we work together.
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You said you just needed someone
to help with accounting!
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Yes, but then --
you got promoted!
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I was gonna surprise you.
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Don't you see how lucrative
this can be?
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I mean, we make a pretty damn
good team in the weed business.
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I mean,
we are Ben and Jerry --
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We're Ben and Jerry.
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You're Jerry, and I'm Ben.
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No, you're a towel.
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I told you before
that I'm not interested
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in the marijuana business.
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I don't believe in drinking
or doing drugs.
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Doing dru--
Do you remember
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when Bilbo first set out
with the dwarves to fight Smaug.
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What's the first thing
they all did?
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They partied their asses off.
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♪ Chip the glasses,
click the plates ♪
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♪ That's what Bilbo Baggins
hates ♪
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And then they certainly had an
adventure together, didn't they?
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Filled with...
lucrative treasure.
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You really think we could make
a lot of money together?
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Ben and Jerry, my man.
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Ben and fuckin' Jerry.
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♪♪
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Hey-hey!
Stan the man!
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How ya doing, buddy?
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The nurse said you came here
by yourself. No parents?
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I... kinda wanted to talk about
something in private.
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Oh, okay, pal...
What is it?
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I think...
I might be horribly racist.
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Well, kiddo...
You don't normally go
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to a doctor's office
for feeling racist,
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but tell me what happened.
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So...there's this kid
at my school and...he's black.
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And his parents named him
after the guy
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that wrote "Lord of the Rings."
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Uh-huh, Tolkien.
Great name.
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Yeah...well I-I thought
his name was Token.
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Like -- Like a black kid
that's just there
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so that...like...
there's a black kid.
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Uh huh....and how long
have you thought that?
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The whole time!
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I've thought that
the whole time.
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Wow...
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Fuck you.
Huh?
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You really thought
a couple of black people
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had a child
and named him Token?
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Why would anyone
name a black kid Token?
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You're a piece of shit.
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You were just going along
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with the dominant culture
of the white paradigm,
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that's what you were just --
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Get out of my office,
you make me sick!
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I'm sorry!
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I don't know what's wrong
with some people.
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I wonder if anyone else thought
that this kid's name was Token?
253
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,620
Hmm? Anybody?
254
00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:10,090
Anyone else just assume
his name was Token?
255
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,760
Because that's disgusting,
and you are the problem.
256
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,970
Doctor?
257
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,880
I thought I told you
to get out of my office
258
00:11:16,970 --> 00:11:18,550
because you seriously
make me sick --
259
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,470
I'm gonna shit my fucking pants
right now.
260
00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:22,430
Doctor, please,
I don't want to be like this!
261
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,390
I'll do anything,
just tell me what to do.
262
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,730
Oh, you wanna change?
263
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,770
Then I suggest you start
doing a lot of reading.
264
00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:30,730
Okay.
What should I read?
265
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:33,280
And I suggest
that when you're reading --
266
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,700
you do it from the perspective
of a black person!
267
00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:51,670
Strong black voice:
The knight Pigwiggen rides
on a frisky earwig,
268
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:55,590
and sends his love, Queen Mab,
a bracelet of emmets' eyes,
269
00:11:55,670 --> 00:11:56,800
making an assignation...
270
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,840
Old Tom Bombadil
was a merry fellow.
271
00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:03,890
Bright blue his jacket was,
and his boots was yellow...
272
00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:06,180
It is told
that in their beginning,
273
00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:09,190
the dwarves was made by Aule
274
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,360
in the darkness
of Middle-Earth.
275
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:20,200
♪♪
276
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:24,160
♪ Black puppy and white puppy ♪
277
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:28,040
♪ Play together
in the backyard ♪
278
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,960
♪ Why can't we? ♪
279
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:34,040
♪ Getting rough
with a brand new chew toy ♪
280
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,630
♪ Oh, boy ♪
281
00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:38,720
♪ Let's all get along ♪
282
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,680
♪♪
283
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:48,640
♪ We all know that puppies
are the same wherever you go ♪
284
00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:51,520
♪ There are good puppies... ♪
285
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,650
♪ ...and bad puppies ♪
286
00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:56,900
♪ When one of them
chews a shoe... ♪
287
00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:58,570
As the owners
of Tegridy farms,
288
00:12:58,650 --> 00:13:00,530
you are accused of plagiarizing
a song
289
00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:02,070
for your marijuana company.
290
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:02,910
How do you plead?
291
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,370
Not guilty, your honor.
292
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,450
The complaint says
that you asked for the rights
293
00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:07,700
to the song "Ebony and Ivory,"
294
00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:09,580
but when you were turned down
by Paul McCartney,
295
00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,170
you copied the song
into something similar.
296
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,710
Not true, your honor.
297
00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:15,460
I've never even heard
Paul McCartney's version.
298
00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:18,550
"Black Puppy White Puppy"
is a song I wrote by myself
299
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:20,630
on my piano keyboard.
300
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,390
♪ Black puppy, white puppy ♪
301
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,760
♪ Playing in the back yard,
why can't we? ♪
302
00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:29,810
♪ Black puppy, white puppy,
playing in the back... ♪
303
00:13:32,650 --> 00:13:35,810
Guys...Lately I've been doing
a lot of soul searching.
304
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,230
I've had to ask myself
hard questions,
305
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,070
because for a long time now,
306
00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,660
I've misinterpreted
some amazing writing.
307
00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:45,410
I've done a lot of reading...
308
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:48,450
And I've learned why Sauron
built the black gate of Mordor
309
00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:50,250
across the pass
of Cirith Gorgor,
310
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,460
which led into
the enclosed plain of Udun.
311
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,040
I've learned
that the Mouth of Sauron
312
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,420
was once a man,
313
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,250
who commanded the orc armies
of Gorgoroth
314
00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:59,090
and dismissed Aragorn's claim
as King.
315
00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:01,470
I think Stan's lost
his marbles.
316
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,760
I firmly believe that everyone
would benefit
317
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,800
from the school making required
reading of these books.
318
00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:09,430
Because if we don't fully know
about Tolkien,
319
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,100
then we can make some terrible,
offensive mistakes.
320
00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:14,900
In fact...did you guys know
that our friend Tolkien,
321
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:18,480
who goes to school here,
is named after J.R.R. Tolkien?
322
00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:20,150
Yup!
323
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:21,490
Yeah, I knew that.
324
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,450
Why else would his name
be Tolkien
325
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,950
if it wasn't for the guy
that wrote the books?
326
00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:29,490
My point is,
we need to petition the school
327
00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:31,540
to make Tolkien
required reading.
328
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,460
To better understand
our classmate.
329
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,540
I think maybe
we all haven't done enough
330
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:36,750
to make sure that Tolkien
331
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,960
doesn't feel isolated
and left out.
332
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:41,710
Guys?
Can I come in now?
333
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,760
Not yet, Token.
Just another couple minutes.
334
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,720
W-What are you guys
talking about?
335
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,140
Just a couple minutes, bro.
336
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,440
[ Hip-hop music plays ]
337
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,060
♪♪
338
00:14:58,150 --> 00:15:00,770
♪ Black puppy bitch,
black, black puppy bitch ♪
339
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:03,280
♪ White puppy bitch,
black, white puppy bitch ♪
340
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,780
♪ Black puppy bitch,
white, black puppy bitch ♪
341
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,910
Hey, guys, I've got something
really exciting to show you!
342
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,330
Ohhhh buzzkill...
343
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,870
I had this awesome idea
last night...
344
00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:15,410
and I couldn't even sleep
I thought it was so cool --
345
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,750
Oh, okay, what is it?
346
00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:20,500
We do an entire line
of cannabis
347
00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:23,380
based on all the different races
of Middle Earth!
348
00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:28,430
We do seven different strains in
all, representing the dwarves,
349
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,260
the elves, even the uruk hai!
350
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:33,600
Uh, yeah...no.
351
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,310
Everyone will think
we're dorks!
352
00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:38,900
[ Both snorting ]
353
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:43,360
Randy, you seem not to care very
much about any of my ideas.
354
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,740
Well, you're just -- You know,
you're just not the idea guy.
355
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,280
I don't seem to be
the anything guy.
356
00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:51,370
I thought
we were Ben and Jerry.
357
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:55,700
Alright, look, I'm gonna tell
you the truth about ice cream --
358
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:57,870
Jerry actually
doesn't do shit.
359
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,540
Ben does it all,
everyone knows that.
360
00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:02,590
Well, I don't want
to just be here
361
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,050
like some kind of token
black person.
362
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,380
Oh, come on, I'm sorry.
363
00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:10,390
No, I totally get now
why you want me around,
364
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,010
and I'm not gonna do it.
365
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:18,560
He doesn't even really sound
like a black guy, you know that?
366
00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:24,110
PC Principal:
Alright, everyone, listen up!
367
00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:25,860
We have a special announcement
today.
368
00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:28,110
One of our fourth grade students
says he's done a lot of work
369
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,320
and has grown as a person.
370
00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:30,910
And he'd like to share
his journey with you.
371
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:31,990
Please welcome Stan Marsh.
372
00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:33,490
[ Applause ]
373
00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:36,370
Sup guys. You know, I've done
a lot of reading lately.
374
00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:39,080
And I'd like to announce
that the school has allowed me
375
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,500
to declare today J.R.R. Tolkien
appreciation day.
376
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:46,130
These books go so much deeper
than the Hollywood movies.
377
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:48,010
And we see
its influences everywhere
378
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,630
in our modern culture.
379
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,050
In fact, how many of you knew
that our classmate Tolkien
380
00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:54,100
was named after J.R.R. Tolkien?
381
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,520
But you don't know
that "Lord of the Rings"
382
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,440
was an analogy for World War II,
did you?!
383
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,730
And I'll bet you didn't know
384
00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:05,860
that there was originally
19 Rings of Power
385
00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,360
that were forged by Celebrimbor!
386
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,150
So there's much
we need to understand.
387
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,320
And so I would like to bring up
the man himself.
388
00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:13,320
Come on up here. Tolkien!
Come on!
389
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:27,090
I actually don't like
"Lord of the Rings"
390
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:28,710
and I don't like "The Hobbit."
391
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,630
Just cause my dad's into that
stuff doesn't mean that I am.
392
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,800
I've always hated
that my name is Tolkien,
393
00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:37,810
but I didn't really have
a choice, did I?
394
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,140
So please, whatever you do,
395
00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,310
just don't draw
any more attention to my name.
396
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:42,520
I can't stand any of it.
397
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:46,480
It's a bunch of nerdy,
jive-ass dragon shit.
398
00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:49,070
[ Audio feedback ]
399
00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:00,870
Stanley,
are you feeling any better?
400
00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:03,420
Nope.
Not any better, mom.
401
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,920
Well...Your friend Tolkien
came over to see you.
402
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,880
He's downstairs.
403
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,630
Tolkien is...here?
404
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,180
Hey, Tol-kien.
405
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:18,180
Oh, hey, Stan.
406
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,890
What are you doing here?
407
00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:21,310
Stan...Are you ok?
408
00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:23,940
You've just been acting
kind of strange
409
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,150
the last few days.
410
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:28,520
Yeah, I'm good. I'm...
411
00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:30,320
No...I'm not...
412
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:35,780
Tolkien...I have something
I have to tell you.
413
00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:37,570
Okay.
414
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:42,910
This whole time.
I thought your name was Token.
415
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,830
Like the token black person.
416
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,960
Wow...
417
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,380
Yeah.
418
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:55,220
Wow....
419
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,720
Why would my parents
name me something
420
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,390
that means
the only black person?
421
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:00,810
I don't know.
422
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:04,940
So I understand if you don't
wanna be around me anymore.
423
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:07,270
Well, it's not like
I really have a choice.
424
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:08,520
That's why I'm here.
425
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,230
My parents just bought the farm
across the street.
426
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,530
What?!
427
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:12,900
my dad was just like,
428
00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:14,440
"We're going into
the farming business!"
429
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:16,110
And we all just picked up
and moved.
430
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,660
Oh, my God,
this is great!
431
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,120
Mom! Dad!
Guess what?!
432
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,040
Tolkien's Family bought the farm
across the street!
433
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,160
We're neighbors!
434
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,120
Oh, that's great!
435
00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:27,420
Yeah that's really cool, boys --
436
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,880
Wait, wha-a-a-a-t?!
437
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,350
What the hell's going on?
438
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,680
Oh, hey, Randy.
What'dya think of the new place?
439
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,980
Credigree Weed?!
How stupid is that?!
440
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,190
Credigree isn't even a word!
441
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,570
Oh, hello --
we'd like to buy a little weed.
442
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,690
It's our anniversary!
[ Chuckles ]
443
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:56,700
Well, there's really good weed
across the street!
444
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,280
Tegridy weed?
445
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,620
Yeah, we're just --
we're looking for something
446
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,450
with a little more...
street cred.
447
00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:03,740
Yeah, a little more cred!
448
00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:06,410
Well, ya'll came
to the right business,
449
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,750
cuz this shit is hard.
450
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:10,790
Oh, oh! He didn't even talk
like that before!
451
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,420
This guy is a total phony!
452
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,500
Now just come across the street,
453
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:17,970
and I'll show you some real nice
weed made with Tegridy.
454
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,510
These people
don't even belong here.
455
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:22,760
Wow, bro -- you're a racist
piece of shit.
456
00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:24,640
Can we see
what you've got, please?
457
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,770
Hell, yeah,
we got all kinds a shit --
458
00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:32,150
Lemme give you a sample
of my Rivendell Elvish Magic...
459
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,700
They stole it!
They stole my idea!
460
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,070
Who did?
461
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,080
They took everything I learned
about using black culture
462
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,000
to make a bigger profit
and they're doing it themselves!
463
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,580
Get this little prick
outta my house!
464
00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:53,040
Dad!
465
00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:55,630
Hey fuck face!
466
00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:58,420
I don't want your kid
over at my house, you got that?!
467
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,760
Hey, man,
what's your problem?
468
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:05,060
You want a war?
Well, you got one!
469
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,770
Game on, asshole!
470
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,230
Game on, muthafucker.
471
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,440
Everyone back in the house.
Come on, let's go.
472
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,860
But dad --
Shut up!
473
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:25,620
Doctor:
The story of young Stan Marsh
might seem incredible,
474
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:29,040
but the fact is many people
suffer from unconscious biases.
475
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,620
If you or someone you know
476
00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:33,040
might have also thought
the name Tolkien
477
00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:35,380
didn't come from J.R.R. Tolkien,
478
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,670
then please call...
479
00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:43,340
Because you
are the fucking problem.
480
00:21:43,430 --> 00:21:46,970
♪♪
481
00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:58,480
♪♪
482
00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:07,240
♪♪
483
00:22:07,330 --> 00:22:15,710
♪♪
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