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Oh, I'm so pumped for our party
tomorrow night.
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Same! Same.
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The thing is I've got this hag.
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A what?
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Hag. It's a mixture between
a stag and a hen do.
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It's Nathan's friend's stag,
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and then bride's going out
with all of her girl friends,
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then everyone meets up at
the end for the hag.
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Hey, I can miss it.
It's fine. I can miss it.
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Mm...
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Should the party have a theme?
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I love a theme.
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Isn't it the Diamond Jubilee
this weekend?
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Queen-themed!
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No, I'm not celebrating
the monarchy. Razor.
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Nell, I really enjoy
all your various causes,
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but in this case I'm going to have
to ask that you pop on
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a little plastic crown
and just join in the fun.
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Agreed.
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Give me the fucking razor.
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The other day I went
to this party, with Nathan,
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at his friends Danny and Fran's -
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they're the ones who are
getting married -
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and they served, like, cocktails
in real cocktail glasses.
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I got so drunk I can't remember
anything past 9pm.
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"Danny and Fran." They are such
classic names of people
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that you meet through a boyfriend.
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So true.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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You know, like, "Danny and Fran have
organised a camping trip."
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"Danny and Fran are hiking
the Inca Trail!"
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"Danny and Fran are breaking up
and they don't know which one
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"takes the butt plug."
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They have organised
a camping trip, actually,
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to Snowdonia.
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I'm really looking forward to it.
It'll be nice to do something
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for once that doesn't just
involve getting drunk.
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Ah, Birdy, don't be moody!
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How about I make coronation
chicken for dinner,
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and then we can decorate the house?
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I'd love to, but if
I'm gonna go to the hag
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I should probably see
Nathan tonight.
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But you were with him last night.
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Yeah, but that wasn't the weekend.
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It's not fair to not see him
all weekend.
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OK. Erm...
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I just thought we were gonna
set everything up for
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the party together.
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Well, I'll come back early tomorrow
and I'll help then.
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OK.
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No problem.
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It's fine.
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Have a good day at work.
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Cheers.
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"Opposites attract."
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That's something you hear
a lot in love.
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But when does being opposites
become living in opposition?
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I am not happy.
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I want more air time.
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If you want to be more involved,
get your boyfriend on.
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We can do a few scenes with him.
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No, he would prefer to die.
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He hates that I do this show.
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Look, the deal is we're following
your real life.
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At the minute, you're giving us
a tiny part of your life,
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so you're only gonna be on
a tiny part of the show.
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OK, I know something
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about someone.
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Who?
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Jade.
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What about her?
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She cheated on Kyle with Alex.
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And I want to tell Kyle,
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on camera.
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I think he deserves to know.
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I would like to know when
the episode will air,
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because I have a new swimwear line
coming out
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and the publicity would be great.
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Right, thanks, Bella. Thanks. Bye.
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LIFT BELL DINGS
Bye, Bella!
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# We've just got
our series finale! #
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LAUGHTER
I did NOT see that one coming.
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Me neither. I love this job.
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We should celebrate.
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What you doing at the weekend?
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We're having a party
tomorrow night.
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A house party?
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Yeah. As in tinnies, ketamine,
kettle chips?
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Yeah.
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Great.
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I'll be there.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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OK. Erm... It starts at seven.
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It starts at seven?
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Doesn't sound like a house party.
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Well, you can come
whatever time you want.
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Don't lie to me, Maggie.
I want the kind of party where
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you could get pregnant
from the loo seat.
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If I see any fucking prosecco,
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I'll be really angry.
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Do you understand?
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Yeah? Yeah.
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So we're hoping to represent
Edmonton Estates
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and their retail portfolio,
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so it's crucial that in
the upcoming pitch we really...
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I'm so sorry. I'm going
to have to go.
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I've booked a doctor's appointment.
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I cleared it.
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That's fine, Amara.
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So in the upcoming pitch
we really need to stress...
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MUSIC: Seed Of Wonder
by Jesca Hoop
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Shake it out. Six, seven, eight.
And...
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# Once my love stood still
like a stagnant
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# Well, for so long you could hear
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# The song of spiders,
strumming fibres
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# Calling her to the web
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# My river sits in ebb,
the little ones
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# Lean over, laughing echoes
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# Bounce down the dark until
it hits the floor
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# Singin', come on baby,
come on child, call your flow
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# Like a seed of wonder,
faith of mustard
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# Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
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# Ooh, ooh... #
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THEY CHEER
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Oh, you are so gonna get it!
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Shut up. You are!
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You are. I would 100% book
a ticket if I saw you doing that
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on the advert.
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I would be like, "Who is this sylph
and will she be
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"dancing on my plane?"
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All right, I've got to go to bed.
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But you continue to make
our home look like
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the flag-shaggers' headquarters,
Maggie, by all means.
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Are you nervous about tomorrow?
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Yeah.
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But it's got to be done.
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I can't end the relationship
without him noticing.
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I wish I could.
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Poor Neil.
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What do you mean, "poor Neil"?
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You've been ripping the piss
out of him for six years.
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Oh, good luck.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, good luck.
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MOCKING: Yeah, night!
SHE LAUGHS
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Goodnight.
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I'm so excited about
your call-back, Amara.
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I KNEW you'd end up quitting
your job and going back to dancing.
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I mean, property? Ha!
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As if you're gonna end up
selling houses!
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I'm not quitting my job.
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Well, you're gonna have
to when you get the advert.
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What are you gonna do?
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Like, pretend you're sick while you
go and film for a week in Iceland?
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I'm not quitting my job.
I've still got to pay my rent.
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Yeah, but you can do that
without being in a job you hate.
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Oh, you don't understand.
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Yeah, I do. Look at me.
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Yeah, look at you, Maggie.
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You've managed to land
your dream job
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so you think that everybody else
can too,
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and if they don't
then they're selling out,
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or they don't want it enough.
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I was told explicitly
by someone high up
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in the industry that I would never
make it as a contemporary dancer.
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Amara, I'm sorry.
I... I did not realise.
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Yeah, and you didn't realise
that I was the only girl
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who looked like me
on my degree course.
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Or that when men chat shit
to me on a dating apps,
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it's not just a bad batch.
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I love you, babe -
you are my ride or die.
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But we are not the same.
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And you don't fucking get
it sometimes.
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I'm so sorry.
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I don't need you to be sorry.
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I just need you to see.
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ALARM BEEPS
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How long have you thought that?
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I don't know.
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Two years. Two years?
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No... No, actually,
that's wrong. I...
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I haven't thought that
for two years.
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What I meant was, erm...
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..it's kind of like we've been
breaking up for two years.
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Right. OK, then. So...
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..that weekend in Amsterdam for
our five-year anniversary,
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were we broken up then?
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No.
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And my auntie's wedding last summer,
were we broken up then?
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No, look, I didn't mean...
Because it didn't feel like
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we were broken up. It felt like you
were very much my girlfriend, Nell.
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TAPS ON MICROPHONE
Two, two. One, two.
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Two, two. One, two...
FEEDBACK
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I've never been single, Neil.
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I'm 25 and I've been in
relationships since I was 14.
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I don't want to be single.
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That's not enough of a reason for us
to take our 20s from each other.
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I never felt like you've taken
anything from me.
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Until now.
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TAPPING CONTINUES
One, two.
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I really, really love you.
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You're my best mate.
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I don't want us to end like this.
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HE SIGHS
I'm OK. I just wanna be on my own.
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I'll call you in a couple of weeks?
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MAN FUMBLES OVER KEYS
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Yeah.
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HE PLAYS SONG INTRO
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# We get it on most every night
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# When that moon is big and bright
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# It's supernatural delight
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# Everybody's dancing in
the moonlight... #
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BIRDY GASPS
Oh, wow. You like it?
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Oh, my God, it looks...
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It looks so good!
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I'm so sorry I wasn't here to help.
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That's OK. It doesn't matter.
You're here now.
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We're gonna have an amazing night.
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What's this?
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I got employee of the month at work,
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and they gave me 10,000 points
to spend in store.
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Erm, OK, first of all,
that is amazing.
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I am so proud of you!
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Thank you. And, second of all,
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yes! We need all this stuff
for the house!
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Oh, I'm going to keep it
in my room.
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Why?
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Well, I'm gonna keep it
for entertaining.
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OK, well we entertain here
all the time.
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Not that kind of entertaining. Like,
keeping it for my bottom drawer.
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What does that mean?
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Well, my mum used to have one
when she was my age.
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It's like keeping it special,
collecting it for my first home.
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But this is your first home.
DOOR CLOSES
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NELL SIGHS
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I need to get fucking shit-faced.
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OK, yeah. We can definitely
organise that, can't we, Birdy?
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Yeah. Are you OK?
Do you want to talk about it?
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No, thanks. Oh...
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Oh, go on, then. Go on, we can...
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We can use my salmon platter
for the party.
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Wow! Go on, then.
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Hey!
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OK, just...
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MUSIC: Dance Wiv Me
by Dizzee Rascal
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# Ooh, baby
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# Come and dance wiv me
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# What's up, darlin'?
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# I've been keeping my eye
on your movements
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# I can't see no room
for improvement
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# Why you all over there
on your Jack Jones?
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# You need to let me get
behind your backbone
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# 'Cause I'm the man for the job
Let me work it... #
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Hey, queen. Hey, queen. Oh...
256
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,640
I'm sorry.
257
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:12,319
Oh, my God... Oh, hello!
258
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,999
..you look so hot!
259
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,959
Hi. All right, all right!
260
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,199
Great party.
261
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,639
Hey! Great wig!
262
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,799
Where do I get a glass?
I've brought vodka, mixers.
263
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,119
Vodka and mixers?
What is this, Mad Men?!
264
00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,639
What can I say, what can I say?
265
00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,320
Come with me. I'll get you one.
266
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,359
God.
267
00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,519
I don't recognise Camden these days.
268
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,919
Where have all the punks
and smack-heads gone?
269
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,919
The place has got no community
spirit any more.
270
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,479
Yeah, it's probably because people
like you and James rent out
271
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,399
all the houses to people like me?
272
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,839
What's in the bag?
273
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,079
What isn't in the bag?
274
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,240
Let's get fucked. Yeah!
275
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,359
# I see you glance at me
276
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,479
# That's why I'm asking, B
277
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,599
# So let's party, B
278
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,960
# Come and dance wiv me... #
279
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,720
DOORBELL RINGS
280
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,280
Hey. Hey.
281
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,319
God, you look amazing.
282
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,959
Thanks.
283
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,919
Am I the oldest here?
284
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,799
I think so.
285
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,759
Brilliant.
286
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,040
MUSIC: Feel The Love by Rudimental
feat. John Newman
287
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,879
# You know I said it's true
288
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:49,320
# You know I said
289
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,360
# You know I said it's true... #
290
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:02,080
CHANTING
291
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,240
Yeah!
292
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,639
What... What's that?
293
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,679
M-CAT. Can you believe it?
294
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:29,119
I haven't seen it around since 2010,
but Ruth's dealer was selling it.
295
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,320
So why is it on my salmon platter?!
296
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:40,079
Firstly, your fucking boss
just barged into my room
297
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,479
and asked for a bump of ketamine.
298
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,999
AMARA LAUGHS
God...
299
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,119
..she is brilliant. She is like
a proper mentor, you know?
300
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,799
No, no, no, it's not funny!
301
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,999
It's really unladylike.
302
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,039
Since when do we give a fuck
about being "ladylike"?
303
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,639
And I...
304
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,199
I worked really hard for
that salmon platter!
305
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,559
It's special, it was going
to be an heirloom
306
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,079
to hand down to my daughter,
and I can't do that now because
307
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,119
you've crushed disgusting
drugs on it!
308
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,479
Don't worry!
309
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,559
I'll wash it.
310
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,999
It's not about that - it's about
the memories of the platter.
311
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,559
You can't wash those off!
312
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,439
Birdy, Birdy!
313
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,599
We're 24.
314
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:18,599
Exactly. It's time we should start
acting a bit more responsibly.
315
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,479
No, that means it's time for us
to have more fun.
316
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,159
Yeah, come on, I'll make you
a vodka and coke, we'll put on TLC!
317
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,719
I don't want a drink.
318
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,919
OK, well, have a dance, then.
319
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,079
I don't want to dance.
320
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,719
Jesus, you're never here!
And the one night you give to us,
321
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,279
you're watching the clock
and waiting for it to be over.
322
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,039
Look, I just don't want
to get wasted.
323
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,519
You don't seem to mind getting
wasted when you're with Nathan
324
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,559
and his friends.
325
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,999
That's different.
326
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,719
Why is it different?
327
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,079
You'll... You'll understand
what I mean when you have
328
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,399
a proper relationship.
329
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,479
Wow. Oh, my God.
330
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,879
It feels like you really just
really want to be with Nathan,
331
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,759
so why don't you go be with Nathan?
332
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,040
I will.
333
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,079
Spunk drunk.
334
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,999
She'll realise soon enough.
335
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,319
Woman cannot live on spunk alone.
336
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,760
But normally we have to find out
the hard way.
337
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,479
Listen...
338
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,359
..would you girls let me rig up
some cameras in here?
339
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,799
For a reality show.
340
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:21,040
It'd be, like, minimal interference.
341
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:25,759
Just go and have a word
with the uptight one
342
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,400
and we'll make a show.
343
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,000
INDISTINCT CHATTER
344
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,639
I always thought we were in
an adult relationship
345
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:59,319
because we met at university,
but I realise now we met
346
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,120
when we were kids, basically.
347
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,799
How'd you meet your wife?
348
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,560
Same. Uni.
349
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:16,960
Being together for all that time
and staying in love is tough.
350
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,560
Yeah.
351
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:27,679
I think we weren't allowing
each other to become
352
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,280
who we're meant to be, you know?
353
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:33,599
But maybe we could've
worked on that.
354
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,639
Hm.
355
00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:38,799
It's a bit about work,
but a lot about luck.
356
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,799
Whether you can keep loving
all the different
357
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,160
versions of each other.
358
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:49,559
And you deserve to be
with someone who can love
359
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,120
the woman you are now.
360
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,799
Although this Nell...
361
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,559
This Nell looks pretty hard to love.
I hate to say it.
362
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,919
Shut up. She looks like
Avril Lavigne.
363
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,799
Ah... Ah, sure.
364
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:08,319
That girl's cute as hell,
and you know it.
365
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,519
Ah...
366
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:10,759
Oh? Rock on.
367
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:13,879
Yeah! Rock on.
368
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,319
Yeah...
369
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,639
Yeah, she didn't know very much
about fashion.
370
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,439
No, she terrifies me.
371
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,400
That's right. Keep her away.
NELL LAUGHS
372
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,919
I forgot you were coming!
373
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,759
And there I was thinking you were
staring at the door waiting for me.
374
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,999
Please.
375
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,439
To be clear, this is not
another booty call.
376
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,879
It can be a booty call.
377
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,599
When are you going to let me
take you out on a date?
378
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,839
Why?
379
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,839
Well, cos people need to eat,
don't they?
380
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,039
I mean you must get hungry
at some point during the day.
381
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,360
I'll take you to a...
382
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,279
Really giving me the run around,
aren't you?
383
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,559
I think you love it.
384
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,880
Yeah, I do sort of love it.
385
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,039
Is Mr Boss Man still here?
386
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,799
Mm, he just left.
387
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,959
Mm... He fancies you!
388
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,799
No, he doesn't! He's married.
389
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,520
Yeah, it never stops them.
390
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,879
What time is it?
391
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:22,920
Mm...
392
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,039
Half three.
393
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,599
I might have to go to bed.
394
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,159
No! Yes!
395
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,399
No, don't leave me!
396
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,359
OK, goodnight, guys.
I'm going to bed.
397
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,880
Amara!
398
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,679
I see. OK.
399
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,680
Do us proud, queen.
400
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,279
Night. OK, night-night.
401
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,839
Night-night.
402
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,480
Love you. Love you.
403
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,920
Right, we need more booze!
404
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,920
Hey, do one of you guys
have a light?
405
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,919
Wow.
406
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,759
Smoking weed in the street.
407
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,159
Reminds me of my youth.
408
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,599
How old are you guys?
409
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,639
19.
410
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,959
God, so young!
411
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,399
Everyone I know has got
so old and unfun,
412
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,720
and I'm like, "Sorry I want to
live before I die." You know?
413
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,840
MUSIC: That's Not My Name
by The Ting Tings
414
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,479
Make yourself at home, lads!
415
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,679
# Holdin' back, everyday the same
416
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,359
# Don't wanna be a loner... #
417
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,039
Now that...
418
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,319
..is for you, madam. Ah!
419
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,999
And a shiraz...
420
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,839
# Ame, ame, ame... #
421
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,079
THEY SING ALONG:
# They call me hell
422
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,879
# They call me Stacey
423
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,359
# They call me Her
424
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,039
# They call me Jane
425
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,439
# That's not my name
426
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,039
# That's not my name
427
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,039
# That's not my name
428
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,519
# That's not my name
429
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,279
# They call me quiet
430
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,999
# But I'm a riot
431
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,679
# Mary-Jo-Lisa
432
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,359
# Always the same
433
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,520
# That's not my name...#
MUSIC FADES
434
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:37,520
MUFFLED MUSIC AND VOICES
435
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,000
MUSIC GETS LOUDER
436
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
BIRDS TWEETING
437
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,079
Maggie?
438
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,799
Maggie? Mm! Mm-hm?
439
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,959
My laptop's gone.
440
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,039
Are you sure?
441
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,639
Yeah, yeah. We've looked everywhere.
442
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,359
Mine's gone too.
443
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,159
I always keep it here.
444
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,279
Mine was playing music
in the kitchen, but I...
445
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,359
I don't get it,
who would've taken it?
446
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,839
We knew everyone who was here.
447
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,399
Fuck. Do you think it was
one of those boys?
448
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,679
What boys?
449
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,799
The guys I met outside the Londis.
450
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,279
I invited them in for a bit.
451
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,479
I didn't see them leave...
452
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,319
Maggie... I'm sorry.
453
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,639
Do you know their names?
Where they live?
454
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,599
No. Fuck!
455
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,999
Why did you invite them??
456
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,079
OK, I'm...
457
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,519
I'm gonna buy you a new laptop.
458
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,599
We'll split the cost
and then I'll pay you back.
459
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,959
And what am I gonna tell school?
460
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,800
I need that laptop for work, Maggie.
461
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,399
OK, I am going to fix this.
462
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,040
Just trust me.
I'm gonna sort this out today.
463
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,000
SHE SIGHS
464
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,799
BRASS BAND PLAYS
465
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,480
CHEERING
466
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,239
And I think we can all agree
there is one woman who
467
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:46,399
is the absolute opposite of
a dodgy dealer and that is...
468
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,999
..Her Majesty The Queen!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
469
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,079
Yes, we're here to celebrate
her Diamond Jubilee -
470
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,759
that's 60 years on the throne,
ladies and gentlemen.
471
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,679
Give it up!
CHEERING
472
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,999
Go on!
473
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,479
Go and have a pork pie,
knock yourself out. Go on.
474
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,519
James?
475
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,559
Yeah?
476
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,359
I'm Maggie. I texted you
earlier today.
477
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,119
Oh, what? What is this emergency?
478
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,879
Look, if it's about
the washing machine,
479
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,479
you're just gonna have
to live with it.
480
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,399
Just put some towels down
and mop up the liquid.
481
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,639
No, it's not about that.
482
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,039
What's wrong with
the washing machine?
483
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,319
Nothing. I'm sure it's fine.
484
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,199
Can we talk somewhere
a bit more quiet?
485
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,759
So that is the long and
the short of it.
486
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,559
We will not be paying our rent
this month, because we can't.
487
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,239
And it will never happen again,
488
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,999
but this is just gonna have
to be our month off,
489
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,599
like a fallow month.
490
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,799
Yeah, you can't be serious?
491
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,039
I am. Well, you can't not pay
your rent.
492
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,559
Yeah, but you heard what happened.
493
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,279
Yeah, I'm afraid
it's not my problem.
494
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,999
Mate.
495
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,679
Come on.
496
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,479
Look, let's just be real
for a moment here.
497
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,159
That place is falling apart.
498
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,679
You are massively over-charging us.
499
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,159
We've lived there for months
and we never bother you.
500
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,959
Just give us this one on the house.
501
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,559
Sorry, it's out of the question.
502
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,519
I can let you pay this month's late
if it'll help.
503
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,799
How late?
504
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,240
I'll give you a week.
505
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,199
Oh, I feel sick.
506
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,359
Big night?
507
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,920
Yeah.
508
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:16,919
Well, you know, there's only ever
one thing for it to get you through,
509
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,760
and that is to carry on drinking.
510
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,599
Yeah. I forgot. You were, like,
quite a big party boy
511
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,039
in the '90s, weren't you?
512
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,720
Well, I tried.
513
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,639
Do you like to get high?
514
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,359
Why?
515
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,079
Got a couple of bombs of Mandy
leftover from last night.
516
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,199
Yeah?
517
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,119
Yeah.
518
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,279
You wouldn't want to... Nah.
519
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,559
No, what, what, what?
520
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,679
What, what? What?
521
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,760
Well, you wouldn't want to
take 'em, would you?
522
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,999
You know, it is a big day,
isn't it?
523
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,919
Right? Yeah.
524
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,080
Like, I feel like it's
what she would want.
525
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,159
You're not going to put this
on Twitter, are you?
526
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,399
No.
527
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,680
Mm-mm.
528
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,640
Yeah, all right. Go on, yeah.
529
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,679
Oh...
530
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,999
Oh, they're... They're quite big,
aren't they?
531
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,120
Mm-hm.
532
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,999
We'll feel it like in, like,
40 minutes.
533
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,159
Yeah.
534
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,679
And it's a mellow high.
535
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,199
It's, like, a really nice
mellow high.
536
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,040
MUSIC: On A Ragga Tip
by SL2
537
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,439
You know, I'd forgotten how
amazing this feels.
538
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,079
BAND PLAYS GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
539
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,560
It's amazing.
540
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,640
Mm...
541
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,239
Thanks for saying we could pay
our rent late.
542
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:35,519
Hm?
543
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,000
It's fine.
544
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:43,839
And it's fine if it's, like,
six months late, isn't it?
545
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,600
Mm... Yeah.
546
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,519
Yeah, you see, you know,
547
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,679
I know what it's like to be young.
548
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,040
Mm.
549
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,679
I love you, James.
550
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,839
You're the best.
551
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,559
Will you stroke my scalp?
552
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,719
Mmm.
553
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,040
No, not my hair, my scalp.
554
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,040
Yeah.
555
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:17,799
PHONE RINGS
556
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:22,959
TV: The penguin chicks are starting
to gain confidence...
557
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,159
Hey. Good news. What?
558
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,359
Our landlord is giving us six months
559
00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,199
to pay this month's rent late.
560
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,999
So I'll use this month's rent
561
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,919
to buy Nell a new laptop next week.
562
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,079
And I'll do leafleting shifts
in the evening and weekends.
563
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,399
Thank fuck!
564
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,759
How did you manage that?
565
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,399
I accidentally got high with him.
566
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,479
What is it with you
taking Class As with old men?
567
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,719
Come and meet me for a drink?
568
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,959
Mate. No, we're hanging.
569
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,159
We've been cleaning
the house all day.
570
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,039
Oh, pleeeease, Amara.
I don't want to go to bed.
571
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,479
Maggie, you're chasing the night.
572
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,999
And there's nothing out there
for you. Pleeeease.
573
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,399
No, you are putting off
the come down.
574
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,999
And every time you put off
the come down, it doubles.
575
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,879
Ugh. Fine. I'll see you tomorrow.
576
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,120
Bye. Love you. Bye.
577
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,039
Hey, you.
578
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,159
Hey! It's been ages.
579
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,119
How are you? I'm at a party. Come.
580
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,439
I want to see you.
581
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,559
Where? Liverpool.
582
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,839
Oh, yeah,
you're still studying there.
583
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,559
Just get a train.
584
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,000
I think the last train's gone.
585
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,319
It's over 200 miles away.
586
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,839
Fine. How much will that cost?
587
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:57,160
300? I have £150.
588
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,720
Can you turn it up a bit, please?
589
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:33,439
Hey. How are you? Hey.
Good you? Yeah. Shush. Upstairs.
590
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,559
Oh, OK. What happened to the party?
591
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,239
Oh, it ended. Oh.
592
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,199
But it's OK, yeah, party for two.
Mm.
593
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,199
Why are you living at your parents'
house? Are you not doing your PhD?
594
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,679
No, I am.
Me and my girlfriend, we broke up.
595
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,159
So, yeah, yeah, I had to move out.
596
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,079
I'm so sorry.
597
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,319
It's OK. Erm...head upstairs.
598
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,920
Yeah, I'll grab us a drink.
OK. Yeah.
599
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,959
Sorry.
600
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,919
Ah, sorry.
601
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,919
I've drunk way too much tonight.
602
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,920
It's OK. We can just hang out.
603
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,759
I think ending that relationship
kind of broke my dick.
604
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,199
It's OK. It will fix itself.
605
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,440
They nearly always do.
606
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,480
Sometimes, I think I'm addicted
to being awake.
607
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,279
Maybe you're scared
of being asleep.
608
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,799
I guess so.
609
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,519
Why?
610
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,279
Don't know.
611
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,520
Feels like being dead.
612
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,559
I think it'll be fun, being dead.
613
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,440
Why?
614
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,919
Wouldn't have to worry
about anything.
615
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,479
Sounds awful.
616
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,679
I never want to die.
617
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,639
We have to die.
It's what gives life meaning.
618
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,759
I hate it when people
say stuff like that.
619
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,199
It's all meaningless, anyway.
620
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:56,480
We're literally lying on
a cartoon duvet, smoking weed.
621
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,559
You can keep your bit of meaning.
622
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,880
It's too high a price to pay
for an eternity of nothingness.
623
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,600
I never want to not be here.
624
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,960
Shall we try to sleep?
OK.
625
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,759
Where you going?
626
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,080
Home.
627
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,039
Mags?
Hey.
628
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,439
Where are you?
629
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,359
Er. Liverpool, weirdly.
630
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,799
What are you doing in Liverpool?
631
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,879
The Beatles walking tour. Finally.
632
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,839
I don't know.
633
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,359
Why didn't you pick up my calls?
634
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,559
I was asleep.
635
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,439
Are you on your way home?
636
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,319
OK, you have to know,
637
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:15,719
I literally would rather walk back
along the motorway to London
638
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,279
than ask you this.
639
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,119
In fact, I did check
how long it would take
640
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,479
and it's two days, ten hours,
which would be fine,
641
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,319
but I do have a really important
meeting tomorrow morning,
642
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:26,999
and I need to get
a train ticket home
643
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,959
and I don't have any money left.
644
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,199
And I'm at the bottom
of my overdraft.
645
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,639
But I will pay you back
the minute I get paid next week.
646
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,519
I'm not transferring you any money.
647
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,719
I'll book you a ticket,
and I'll e-mail it to you.
648
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,919
Thank you. Thank you.
649
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,799
Is your phone fully charged?
650
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,719
Yep. And I'm going to buy you
a thank you present.
651
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,719
And I will cook you
your favourite dinner.
652
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,319
I'll book you onto the coach instead
of the train. It's cheaper.
653
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,079
OK.
654
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,439
And it takes longer. It will give
you some time to think about
655
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,679
the consequences of your decisions.
656
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,039
All right, Birdy,
ease up a little bit.
657
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,640
I already feel like shit.
658
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,039
I'm really, really sorry.
659
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,479
I would do the same for you.
660
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,480
Thank you. I love you.
661
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,240
Bye.
662
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,400
She's alive.
663
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,719
# Strange fear I ain't felt
for years... #
664
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,319
Shall we ring your mum?
665
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,280
No. She already hates Dad.
666
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,559
He promised he'd be there.
667
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,119
He missed my concert,
AND he's forgotten he's meant
668
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,520
to be having me for the weekend.
669
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,559
Why don't we get the bus
to his salon,
670
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,999
I bet he was working late
671
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,439
and he's organised
a surprise for you.
672
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,520
Hm? Yeah. OK.
673
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,360
Stay here.
674
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,519
Maggie.
675
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,119
I'm not Maggie, I'm your dad.
676
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:54,639
My name is Ivan,
and I like to be late for everything
677
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,239
and marry loads of women.
678
00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:02,079
Now...let's hear that violin.
679
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,000
Go on.
680
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:44,599
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
681
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:49,040
And the crowd goes wild.
682
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:56,920
There. Now your dad's seen it.
683
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,759
You are the only person
in the world
684
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,559
who knows how
to make me feel better.
685
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,399
Martini?
They're for the clients.
686
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,440
Oh, your dad won't notice.
687
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,839
We are SO fun, aren't we?
688
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,520
We are the funnest.
689
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:44,079
# I had a very good friend
690
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:48,439
# The kind of girl
who likes to follow a trend
691
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,159
# She has a personal style
692
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:56,719
# Some people like it
others tend to go wild
693
00:39:56,720 --> 00:40:00,159
# You hear her voice everywhere
694
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,999
# Taking the chair
695
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,359
# She's a leading lady. #
696
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,159
And to be honest, yes,
it was too small.
697
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,519
I mean, in terms of square footage,
698
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,039
we'll grow out of it
very quickly, but...
699
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,239
..there is planning permission
for a loft conversion.
700
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:18,039
That's great.
701
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,520
So we just decided to make an offer
and we'll see how it goes.
702
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,759
The prodigal son returns.
703
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,559
Hi.
704
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,799
Sorry. I didn't realise
you had people round.
705
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,839
Mags, this is Danny and Fran.
706
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:37,639
Hi. Hello. Hello.
707
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,359
Hi, Nathan.
708
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,159
Yo.
709
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,919
What's with the erm...?
Where did you get the...?
710
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,519
There was a hen party on the coach.
711
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,680
Thought it would be a nice trinket
for the... For the living room.
712
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,319
Where have you been?
713
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,839
Oh, Liverpool.
714
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,319
Oh, lovely. Have you got friends
who live there?
715
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,840
Sort of. Yeah, I mean,
it was a bit of an impromptu trip.
716
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:06,919
Well, I was on a night out
last night
717
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,679
and I didn't want the night to end,
but no-one here wanted to carry on
718
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,199
but my friend in Liverpool did.
719
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,759
So I just got a cab to his.
720
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,520
Oh, right.
721
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,359
So what happened in the end
with the flat?
722
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,999
Did they accept your offer, or...?
723
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,399
We're still waiting to hear back.
724
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,879
Well, it's not just about
the night out, is it?
725
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,120
It's also because you love drama.
726
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,959
Look, I'm a pretty reasonable guy,
727
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,959
and I don't like getting involved
in other people's business,
728
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,760
but Belinda was really,
really worried about you.
729
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,839
OK.
730
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,479
Well, I'm going to go
and have a bath, so...
731
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,480
..have a lovely evening, everyone.
732
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,319
Loft conversion.
733
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,639
Loft conversion. Yes.
734
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,520
CONVERSIONS CONTINUE
IN THE BACKGROUND
735
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:27,440
That was delicious.
Thank you. Oh, good.
736
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,559
How long have you known each other?
737
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,199
Oh, a long time.
738
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:38,359
She was the first person
I met at school. So...13 years.
739
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,399
I know she's your best friend,
and I know you love her,
740
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:45,159
but I don't know how you've done it
for 13 years.
741
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,799
Yeah.
742
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,560
Yeah. She's pretty exhausting.
743
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,639
Coffee, anyone?
744
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,880
Yeah, please. Yeah.
Sounds good. Sounds good.
745
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,239
# I have a very good friend
746
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:31,159
# The kind of girl
who likes to follow a trend
747
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:35,159
# She has a personal style
748
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:39,519
# Some people like it
others tend to go wild
749
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,679
# You hear her voice everywhere
750
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,679
# Taking the chair
751
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:48,879
# She's a leading lady
752
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:52,159
# With no trace of hesitation
she keeps going
753
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,599
# Head over heels breaking her way
754
00:43:55,600 --> 00:44:00,159
# Pushing through unknown
jungles every day
755
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:04,999
# She's a girl with a taste
for the world
756
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,919
# The world is like a playing ground
where she goes rushing
757
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,559
# Head over heels setting the pace
758
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:16,119
# Running the gauntlet
in a world of lace
759
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:20,919
# She's extreme
if you know what I mean
760
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:25,399
# She's one of those who always
has to do whatever she please
761
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:32,160
# And she goes head over heels. #
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