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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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KAMALA: Finally, the moment everyonehas been waiting for.
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The final chapter to my 10-part serieson Earth's mightiest hero, Captain Marvel.
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Hulk smash.
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This week,we're focusing on the battle of Earth.
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Now we all know the story.
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The Avengers were trying to savethe world, but if we're being honest here,
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they were losing, badly.
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Alien ships invading,Thanos being a jerk about magical Stones.
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-Our heroes were done for.-(GULPS)
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KAMALA: Until...
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Captain Marvel blasted in!
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Now who was this glorious,well-coiffed hero?
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Due to my extensive researchand my diligent studying
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of Scott Lang's podcast interviews,
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who seems like a pretty cool guy.
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I've learned a lot about Captain Marvel
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and I know at leastthree things to be true.
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One, she blasted through Thanos's fleetlike a flaming angel.
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And you know what?She looked good doing it.
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Two, she, like, punched Thanosright in the face.
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MAN: You're finished!
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KAMALA: No offence to anyof the other Avengers,
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but I really don't thinkthey could've done that.
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And three, sometimes, someone can come outof nowhere and do something amazing.
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I know some of you think,"Well, she abandoned the people of Earth."
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But look, it's not true.
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Obviously we don't knowexactly what she's been up to.
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But maybe she just needed a break,you know?
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Can a woman just live, hmm?
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Maybe we'll learn something newat AvengerCon this weekend.
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I'm gonna be dressed as Captain Marvel.Obviously.
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Anyway, that's all I got for this week.
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Next week, I'm gonna kick off a specialtwo-part series
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on why I think Thor is secretly a gamer.
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Remember, new episodes dropevery Wednesday.
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Be sure to like, comment and subscribeat Sloth Baby Productions.
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-MUNEEBA: Kamala Khan.
-Coming, Ammi.
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MUNEEBA: Hurry up. You're going to be late
for your driving test.
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(PRAYING IN URDU AND ARABIC)
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(IN ENGLISH) Aamir, if you
don't stop praying long enough
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to put some food in your mouth,
one day you will starve to death.
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May Allah forgive you one day.
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MUNEEBA: Kamala, please don't forget to
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look at the mirrors
every 15 seconds at least.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, Kamala, my Kamala,
the road is a long and winding one,
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so never fully stop at stop signs.
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-Way too early for poetry, Abbu.
-(YUSUF LAUGHS)
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YUSUF: All right, listen.
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You do know that you don't really have
to look in the mirrors that often?
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Yes, she does.
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Listen, just make sure that the instructor
can see you move your head, okay?
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And remember to say Bismallah
before you start the car.
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You're gonna need
all the help you can get.
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Don't even have a license.
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How about you start by turning the car on?
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-(ENGINE STARTS)
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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INSTRUCTOR: Pull out
whenever you're ready.
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Bismallah.
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Bless you.
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(ENGINE REVS)
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(CAR ALARM BLARING)
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I don't think anyone saw.
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That's my car.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
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MUNEEBA: You set her up to fail,
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having her drive in the street
with all the other cars.
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I have taught her to drive myself.
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Ma'am, because of your daughter,
I'm walking home.
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Oh, come on. Are you trying to tell me
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she didn't look in the mirrors
enough for you and your clipboard?
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I wouldn't say that's the problem.
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-BOTH: Oh!
-Then you'll also say that
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you expected her to signal
at every single turn?
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(CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah.
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-Choro ji.-Kamina kahika!
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Give me my keys.
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Okay, Kamala, come on. Chalo.
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I'm so sorry that this family car,
you know, that your father earned
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with his very hard-earned money,
it has seen a lot of trauma.
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Hmm. I'm also sorry
that you're not going to be able
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to help me with all the things for your
brother's wedding you said you would.
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This is my fault. This is all my fault.
These are my genetics.
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I mean, I come from a long line
of fantasizing, unrealistic daydreamers.
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My mother was one.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Camelia, glad you're not bruising
from that dodgeball incident.
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Oh!
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GIRL: Why is she waving? That's weird.
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Hey, guys.
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I'm just gonna sneak in there
and grab my chem text book.
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GIRL 2: We're in the middle of something.
One sec.
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I'll google the periodic table. Yeah.
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Rough morning all around.
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Had a bet you were gonna pass,
so now I'm out 10 bucks.
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I told my mom to stop texting you guys.
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Plenty of people fail their driver's test.
Instructors focus on the tiniest things.
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I crashed my car into his car.
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Oh. That's on you. Yeah. Uh...
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-So I guess we're not going to AvengerCon.
-No, no, no, Bruno.
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A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers
at the greatest fan event of the year.
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My costume is near perfect,
pending the final flourish.
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Still trying to think of that flourish?
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-It'll come to me any second now.
-Sure it will.
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-I'm sorry. I really do love you.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Got any plans this weekend?
As of this morning, Kamala and I are free.
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KAMALA: No.
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NAKIA: Are you inviting me
to play Smash Bros?
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-Because if so, I'm busy.
-Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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The thing is I do hate the game, though.
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-(GRUNTS)
-ZOE: (EXCLAIMS) Really?
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-Sorry, Zoe.
-It's fine.
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KAMALA: I like your jacket.
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Thanks. I like your necklace.
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KAMALA: Thanks.
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It's actually my name in Arabic.
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Okay, see you later.
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Would it be super weird if we asked her
for a ride to AvengerCon?
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-Yes.
-Why?
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Her mom used to drive us
to school all the time.
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Because she is the absolute worst
now that she has 100,000 followers.
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80,000.
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MAN: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Kamala Khan,please come to my office ASAP.
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You've done something very wrong.Just kidding. It is crazy that the
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whole school can hear this.
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No, nothing is wrong.I just wanna chat. Can't wait.
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-PS, this is Mr. Wilson.
-Thank you, Mr. Wilson.
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-(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
-(SLURPS)
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Okay, first off, I just wanna say
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I get it.
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You get what?
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I hear you've had a hectic couple weeks.
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Very funny.
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But your teachers, you know, they're
telling me you're doodling all day,
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staring off into space
in your little fantasy land.
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Hey. (SNAPS FINGERS)
Oh... Really?
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We truly started the meeting
30 seconds ago.
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-You gotta be with me, girl.
-Yeah. Sorry, Mr. Wilson.
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No. Mr. Wilson was my father.
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My name is Gabe. His name was also Gabe.
So, doesn't super-work.
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But let's talk about you. In junior year,
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it's time to start really thinking
about your future.
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I mean, college admissions are coming up,
before you know it, it's SATs,
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it's essays, it's applications.
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Do you volunteer? 'Cause
college admissions eat that up.
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I mean, of course,
do it to help people too, but I mean...
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It helps. It does help.
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Oh, no. No, I'm not...
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You know I'm not trying
to scare you, right?
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Do I have to figure out my whole future
before lunch or is there, like...
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I'm gonna give you a task.
I want you to go home.
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Not right now, but after school.
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Then you're gonna look yourself
in the mirror and ask yourself,
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"Kamala, who is that girl I see
staring straight back at me?"
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-You're reciting lyrics from Mulan.
-I am, I am.
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You are.
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Okay, Kamala, all I'm saying is
right now, I see a girl divided.
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"Is she there or is she there?
Where's Kamala?"
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Who knows? No one knows.
I don't even know. I can't see. Where?
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And I know. I know fantasy's fun,
fantasy's really fun.
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But right now, I need you to
pull yourself together and join reality.
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KAMALA: You know, the plan was perfect.I was gonna get my license.
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Then under the cover of stupid
wedding errands, we just have, like,
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one pure, beautiful day of freedom
at AvengerCon.
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-Guess there's always next year.
-No, there's no next year.
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This is the first one ever.
And then future historians,
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they're gonna start writing about it,
and where does it start? Here.
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Okay? There's not gonna be another
first AvengerCon ever again. Never.
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-Switch to the back-up plan then.
-You have a back-up plan?
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What's... What's your back-up plan?
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In concept, it is pretty easy.
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But it's gonna take a lot of finesse
and subtlety on your part.
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And you just aren't...
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-I can be subtle.
-You can be subtle?
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Okay. Listen, you enter your home,
you sit down at the dinner table,
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smile, and you ask your mom.
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-You're an idiot.
-I'm not. I'm actually a genius.
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So, can we stop acting
like your mom is Darth Vader?
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Every single thing I love,
she seems to hate.
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And it's like she thinks I'm some kind of,
you know, weirdo.
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You are a weirdo. Whoa!
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What?
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If I'm weird, you're weirder.
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I know. But more importantly,
I've gotten weirdly good at airbrushing.
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I put the rest of it together, but okay.
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-So...
-You think we'll win?
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KAMALA: Please.
We're going, we're conquering.
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And we're high-fiving in slow motion.
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Bruno, I still need to figure out
my final flourish for my costume.
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-Any ideas?
-BRUNO: Okay.
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How about steampunk Captain Marvel?
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-Steampunk is dead.
-Okay, fine.
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How about a mashup?
Like Captain Panther or Iron Marvel?
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Ooh, Doctor Strange Marvel.
I can, like, wear a cape.
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-BRUNO: Capes are cool.
-Even Asgardian.
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You know, be like a badass Valkyrie,
ride a horse.
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I can't build you a horse,
but otherwise...
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You can build me sloth baby wings.
That's very me.
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Completely you. Wings, a little tiara.
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-BOY: Playing here.
-Captain Princess Marvel.
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No princesses. I'm sorry.
You know what's even better?
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-What?
-Zombie Captain Marvel.
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I could be like, "I'll eat your brains.
But I also have super powers."
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Okay. Hey, let's never do
that zombie impersonation again.
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MUNEEBA: Hi, Kamala beta. How are you?
Hmm? How was school?
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Apparently I have four days to
figure out my whole future, so that's...
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Don't be so dramatic, Kamala.
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(SCOFFS) What are you watching?
Turn that off.
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-Is this from Nani?
-Must be things for the baat paaki.
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Aamir. Aamir, come down here, please.
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Why'd she also send all this junk?
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I'd like to tell you
that it's because she's growing old,
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but she's always been this way.
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She doesn't want to die
before passing on all her junk to us.
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Aamir, have you lost your ears?
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This is so cool. Is this Nani's?
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That is junk.
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Aamir, here. Take this
and put it in the attic right now,
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and then unpack the groceries.
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-Why can't Kamala do it?
-She's going to help me with my errands.
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-You know the ones for your wedding?
-I am?
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Yes, you are. Chalo. Let's go.
Attic, and with me.
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-Chalo, Kamala, let's go.
-Don't mess up those errands.
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MUNEEBA: Let's go. No time today.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
231
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,083
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
232
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,375
Kamala. (EXCLAIMS)
233
00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:41,375
(MEAT SIZZLING)
234
00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:43,875
-What's up, Najaf?
-NAJAF: What's going on, Kamala?
235
00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:45,500
-Amma ji, kaisi hain?
-MUNEEBA: Bilkul.
236
00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,208
Flying vultures in Armani suits
237
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:48,625
buying up the whole neighborhood.
238
00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:51,125
Maybe we'll actually get
a Halal Guys this time.
239
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:53,750
They charge you for extra sauce
at Halal Guys.
240
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,500
MAN: You're too short.
241
00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,666
She's not too short.
This thing is too long.
242
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,708
AUNTIE RUBY: Shakat,mere kapre taiyar hain?
243
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,458
Salaam alaikum, Muneeba ji.
244
00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:08,666
Wa alaikum salaam.
245
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,416
-Wedding shopping, I see.
-Mmm-hmm.
246
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,333
Did you hear about
Fatima's engagement? Broken.
247
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:14,458
Oi, what happened?
248
00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:16,833
She decided that she wasn't
ready for commitment.
249
00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:20,000
So now she's off gallivanting
through Europe to "discover" herself.
250
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:22,500
What does she have
to discover about herself?
251
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,583
KAMALA: Good for her.
252
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,458
I mean, she wanted to travel the world
and she went for it. So that's cool.
253
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:31,875
(CHUCKLES) She's trouble, this one.
254
00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:32,958
BOTH: Mmm-hmm.
255
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:36,708
She's going to discover that
she doesn't have a ring on her finger.
256
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,041
And then I saw her.
257
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:43,000
She was getting very comfortable
with some gora boy named Rob in Belgium.
258
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:47,958
-You're too short for that, Jaanu.
-Yes, you really are too short for that.
259
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,916
-Handsome, huh?
-Oh, yeah, Mr. K.
260
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,541
Okay. But what will this do?
261
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:58,666
So this is a security camera, okay?
So you can see who's home from your phone.
262
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,333
-From my phone?
-Oh, yeah, from your phone.
263
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,500
We're living in the future. (LAUGHS)
264
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:07,041
So, I made this myself. Okay?
This is the Zuzu system.
265
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:10,125
It connects all your devices
and I added some new features.
266
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:12,833
All you have to say is "Zuzu"
and tell it what you want.
267
00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:15,583
So... Zuzu, turn off the lights.
268
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:17,583
(YUSUF EXCLAIMS)
269
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:20,333
-And I programmed it to understand Urdu.
-Urdu?
270
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:21,750
Yeah. Zuzu.
271
00:14:22,416 --> 00:14:23,416
Batti kolo.
272
00:14:24,541 --> 00:14:25,791
(EXCLAIMS) Waah!
273
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,791
-This is magic.
-Yeah, it's pretty cool.
274
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:30,125
Cool? This is absolute magic.
275
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:31,833
-Hi, Bruno beta.
-BRUNO: Hey.
276
00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:33,250
Are you staying for dinner?
277
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,125
-No, no, I got some work.
-Okay, I'll pack you something to go.
278
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,791
-No, no, I'm good.
-MUNEEBA: No, no, of course I will.
279
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,208
-Hey.
-How was it?
280
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:43,625
Don't mention Belgium
or any guy named Rob.
281
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:47,416
Did you ask her about AvengerCon?
Kamala, ask her. Just ask her.
282
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,666
Bruno, there's a spicy one
at the bottom for Nonna.
283
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:51,750
-Okay?
-BRUNO: Oh, my gosh.
284
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:54,375
-How did you do that so fast?
-(LAUGHS)
285
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,166
You stick to the gizmos, beta.
This is my secret.
286
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,375
Okay. I'll see you soon.
287
00:14:58,458 --> 00:14:59,458
-See you soon.
-YUSUF: Muneeba.
288
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:00,708
MUNEEBA: Haan? Bolo.
289
00:15:00,791 --> 00:15:01,916
(WHISPERS) Ask her.
290
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:06,541
YUSUF: Zuzu, switch to sports channel.
291
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:12,458
So, Bruno has made this and he's connected
all the devices to this Zuzu.
292
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:14,208
-MUNEEBA: Okay.
-Watch this.
293
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:15,916
-Abbu.
-Ah, defensive...
294
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,458
-Ammi.
-MUNEEBA: Mmm?
295
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,000
So, there's this thing called AvengerCon.
296
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,583
You know,
it's really something incredible.
297
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:26,833
It's never been done before.
It's, like, the first fan event
298
00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:30,833
celebrating our great heroes of our time
and it's totally historic,
299
00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:33,791
and it's, like, very educational.
And Bruno is, um...
300
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,750
Bruno, he's, like, really into this stuff,
you know, so he's...
301
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:41,833
He really wants to go
and he asked me if I wanna tag along
302
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:45,916
so that, you know, he's not alone,
because poor Bruno, right?
303
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,958
He doesn't have much of a family.
304
00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:52,750
-Zuzu, TV rokna.
-So you want to go to a party, at night?
305
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,458
-Is this a joke?
-No.
306
00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:58,208
Is Bruno recording this for Internet?
307
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,708
No. It's... I'm 16.
308
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,583
Look, I promise
I won't do anything stupid.
309
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000
-You do trust me, right?
-No. I don't trust you.
310
00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:13,041
-Of course she does.
-No, I don't.
311
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:18,500
She does. We do.
It's just that we don't trust anyone else.
312
00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:22,541
You're still young and there are so many
strange people roaming around at night.
313
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:23,958
Or strange boys.
314
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:26,500
Thinking God knows know what
and drinking God knows what.
315
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,750
It's not a party, it's a convention.
316
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:30,958
And what exactly will you be doing there?
317
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:33,125
There's a lot of stuff, actually.
318
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,500
There's, like, this cosplay competition
which is...
319
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,208
It's, like, this historical reenactment.
320
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,625
YUSUF: And how exactly
will you be dressed?
321
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,500
(SOFTLY) As Captain Marvel.
322
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,583
Huh?
323
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:48,666
-Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel.
-Captain Marvel. Astaghfirullah.
324
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,333
-Hey, salaam, everyone.
-She's a hero.
325
00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:53,500
-In a very tight suit.
-It's not that tight.
326
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:54,666
Yes, it is.
327
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:57,750
It's not like I'm asking to go to a party
and do cocaine.
328
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,541
Not a lot of salaam here, huh?
329
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:04,458
Now, if it was him asking...
330
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:12,041
Be like, "Oh, yes, Aamir. Do what
you want, Aamir beta. Please, please."
331
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:15,791
But me, no, because I can't do a single
normal teenage thing in this house, right?
332
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:17,666
Come on, beta. You're not normal.
333
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:18,791
(GROANS)
334
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:22,541
Beta, I meant you're special.
335
00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:24,916
(SIGHS)
336
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000
(DOOR CLOSES)
337
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,583
Knock, please.
338
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:39,958
AAMIR: Brought you some chai.
339
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,291
Look, that was a bold move.
340
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:50,250
Not very well thought out,
but I respect you for trying.
341
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:52,666
You know, all she does to me is say no.
342
00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:56,083
It's, like, where is this
out of proportion worry for you?
343
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:00,125
-I'll talk to them.
-Really?
344
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,791
-Yeah. I mean, you look kinda pathetic.
-Thank you.
345
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,708
-(EXHALES)
-I got you.
346
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,083
Night, Tiny K.
347
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:14,583
You want me to turn off the lights
or are you still afraid of the djinn?
348
00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:18,666
-Okay, I'm not 12.
-This says you're 12. Good night.
349
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,125
(DOOR CLOSES)
350
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,083
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
351
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,291
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
352
00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:50,666
(SIGHS)
353
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,583
(EXHALES)
354
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,708
AUTOMATED VOICE: Bike lock engaged.
355
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,458
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
356
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:28,750
(SIGHS)
357
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,250
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
358
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:18,541
Just a second.
359
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,750
MUNEEBA: Kamala, what are you doing?
360
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,291
Stretching.
361
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,375
-Stretching?
-Yeah.
362
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:32,625
So, your brother told us
about your Avengers party.
363
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,666
-He did?
-Yes.
364
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,458
And even though it will be
a distraction from your studies,
365
00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:40,291
and there will be
lot of haram going on there, Kamala,
366
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:44,000
we have decided to let you go.
367
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:49,166
-Really? Really? Really?
-Yes, but there are special conditions.
368
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:54,083
Your Abbu will drive you there and he will
go inside with you for two hours.
369
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:57,250
And as far as your dressing goes,
370
00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,791
I have a surprise for you.
371
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:03,375
The Hulk. (LAUGHS)
372
00:21:03,791 --> 00:21:06,041
Wait, wait. Best is yet to come.
373
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,125
Ta-da!
374
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:09,083
Oye, chak de phatte!
375
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:10,916
(YUSUF ROARING)
376
00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:14,208
(BOTH LAUGH)
377
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:17,125
See, Kamala. Big Hulk and little Hulk.
378
00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:20,041
Bara Hulk aur choti Hulk!
379
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:24,833
-So cute you all will look.
-Oh, my God. Okay, it's...
380
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Mmm.
381
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:29,958
There's no big Hulk, little Hulk.
It's just not...
382
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,750
-They are all heroes.
-This is mine and Bruno's thing, okay?
383
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:36,375
Come on, bacchi.
Can't you make an exception for Abbu?
384
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:39,458
I can't wear a salwar kameez
to AvengerCon, okay?
385
00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:41,333
And you can't come with me,
386
00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:44,416
not dressed like that,
because it is so humiliating.
387
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,833
-Okay, I didn't mean it like that.
-MUNEEBA: Bas, Kamala.
388
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:58,958
If you don't go with your dad,
you're not going at all.
389
00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:02,166
I made this for you.
390
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:06,625
You're not going to dress up like
all those other girls in skimpy outfits.
391
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,416
That is not you.
392
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,166
Abbu.
393
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,708
You're not going.
394
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:39,500
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
395
00:22:41,541 --> 00:22:43,750
KAMALA: So the worst thingthat could happen has happened.
396
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:46,583
Is that code for "I fell into
the Hudson for the third time"?
397
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,125
That's "Black Sloth Down."And I fell in once, okay?
398
00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:52,416
-Twice.
-(SIGHS) It means everything sucks.
399
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,750
Meet me on the roof in 10.
400
00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:03,375
-You've never even seen them like that.
-Like what? Like, mad?
401
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,833
Hurt. Bruno, I think I made my dad cry.
402
00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:10,250
Mr. Khan crying?
That's not good. That's...
403
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,291
Yeah, but listen.
404
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:15,500
Your mom and dad,
they're gonna calm down, okay?
405
00:23:15,875 --> 00:23:18,083
You're gonna apologize. It'll be fine.
406
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,500
Yeah, but maybe they're right.
407
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:25,666
Maybe I spend too much time with fan art,
408
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:28,875
and costumes and with my head stuck
in fantasy land. So...
409
00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:30,458
-Who is "they"?
-My mom.
410
00:23:30,916 --> 00:23:33,416
My teachers. Mr. Wilson.
411
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,708
Everyone.
412
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:38,208
There was a girl who decided she wanted
to go backpacking around Europe.
413
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,875
And you would literally think
she joined a death cult
414
00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:43,666
given the way all the aunties just gossip
about her.
415
00:23:44,541 --> 00:23:46,958
I'm lost. What does that have to do
with AvengerCon?
416
00:23:48,041 --> 00:23:50,125
Because dressing up as Captain Marvel
is weird.
417
00:23:50,208 --> 00:23:52,416
-No, it's not.
-It is childish.
418
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,083
And I know that, okay?
419
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,125
And let's be honest, it's not really
420
00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:58,791
the brown girls from Jersey City
who save the world.
421
00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:02,166
Sure they do.
422
00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:07,291
You're Kamala Khan.
423
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,500
You wanna save the world?
424
00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:13,541
Then you're gonna save the world.
425
00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:24,375
With the right equipment, of course.
Speaking of, newest prototype.
426
00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:26,208
(KAMALA GASPS)
427
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,791
-Are those Photon gloves?
-Yeah.
428
00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:31,333
-Do you want them or... (LAUGHS)
-Yes.
429
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,750
Oh, my God. You made these?
430
00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:36,250
-Yeah. I mean, do you like them?
-Yes.
431
00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:41,708
Oh! "Bruno Carrelli Corporations."
I like it. Has a nice ring to it.
432
00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:44,750
-How do they turn on?
-Right here. Bow!
433
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:48,000
-See?
-This is cosmic. This is cosmic. Get up.
434
00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:49,708
-We're getting up.
-We're getting up.
435
00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:51,750
Listen, they don't shoot
real photon blasts.
436
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,875
-I'm ready.
-Oh, we're fighting?
437
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:56,291
-(BOTH GRUNTING)
-Oh, my gosh. Oh!
438
00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:16,166
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
439
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:18,625
(ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
440
00:25:20,625 --> 00:25:22,250
Zoe! You did that on purpose.
441
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:23,625
-No, I did not.
-Yes, you...
442
00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:33,833
(GIRLS LAUGHING AND CHATTERING)
443
00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:43,291
YUSUF: You're supposed to be
the latest in technology?
444
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,541
Thank God I didn't pay for you, I say.
445
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:48,000
What is it that I'm saying
you can't understand?
446
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:52,541
I'm speaking in English, not code.
So here goes. Shall we try again? Okay.
447
00:25:52,625 --> 00:25:54,708
-KAMALA: Good night, Abbu.
-Sleep tight, beta.
448
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:57,875
Zuzu, please, switch the TV...
449
00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,291
(YUSUF EXCLAIMS)
450
00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:03,125
Kamala, please tell Bruno
this Zuzu is possessed by the evil djinn.
451
00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:04,458
He needs to fix it.
452
00:26:05,458 --> 00:26:08,333
(GRUMBLES) Zuzu, television, switch it on.
453
00:26:09,541 --> 00:26:11,583
If I can't leave the house
to go to AvengerCon,
454
00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:13,750
I'll go to AvengerCon
without leaving the house.
455
00:26:15,166 --> 00:26:16,791
How many slushies have you had today?
456
00:26:16,916 --> 00:26:19,708
Because all that red dye three,
it's making your brain...
457
00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:22,500
Look, it's illusions, old friend.
458
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:24,458
You set up the smart house stuff
for my dad,
459
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,625
so you're basically our inside man.
460
00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:31,166
-This is the plan.
-Kamala, you're the best sister ever.
461
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:33,250
Honestly, you should
have been an only child.
462
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:36,041
Kamala is the best daughter
in the whole wide world.
463
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:39,583
-(LAUGHING)
-Stop, please. I'm shy.
464
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:42,666
KAMALA: 5:49 p.m.,I gracefully excuse myself.
465
00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:45,750
And as my family celebrates my existence,I go to my bedroom.
466
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:46,833
And it's...
467
00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:49,958
-Are you following?
-Yes. Keep going.
468
00:26:50,416 --> 00:26:52,000
KAMALA: 5:55, I suit up in the greatest
469
00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:54,583
Captain Marvel costumethe Earth has ever seen...
470
00:26:54,666 --> 00:26:56,625
Don't worry, it'll be finished by then,I hope.
471
00:26:56,750 --> 00:27:00,666
Then I make my way out of the houseundetected but extremely impressive where
472
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:04,541
you'll be waiting in your costume, whichbetter be awesome. Don't embarrass me.
473
00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,500
-BRUNO: Me embarrass you?
-KAMALA: Yeah, I said it.
474
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:10,125
Oh, come on. I didn't even want beans.
475
00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:12,125
But what if your parents
go into your room?
476
00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:14,625
-That's where you come in, right?
-What?
477
00:27:14,791 --> 00:27:17,166
KAMALA: You and your fancy Zuzusystem are going to be my cover.
478
00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:19,250
-So, when there's a knock on the door...-(KNOCK AT DOOR)
479
00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:21,375
-Don't come in. I'm changing.
-(YUSUF EXCLAIMS)
480
00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:23,083
Finally, you being a geniusis coming in handy.
481
00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:24,166
YUSUF: Sorry, beta. Sorry.
482
00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:26,708
BRUNO: What do you mean "finally?"
483
00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:28,916
KAMALA: 6:30,we catch the bus to Camp Lehigh.
484
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,166
And it might be a tight windowbut we're gonna do it with style.
485
00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:35,791
BRUNO: Wait...Is that us biking off a bridge onto a bus?
486
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:39,666
KAMALA: Dream bigger, Bruno!
487
00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:43,458
It's gonna be epic.
488
00:27:43,791 --> 00:27:45,416
(HORN HONKS)
489
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:50,416
We get on the bus just in time.Everyone stares at us in awe
490
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,958
because we look back at themand their costumes are just... Meh.
491
00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:54,125
Okay.
492
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:59,000
Then it's time for a tight but spontaneous60 minutes of fun at AvengerCon.
493
00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:04,875
Then at 8:00 p.m.,the real reason we're here,
494
00:28:04,958 --> 00:28:07,041
the reason I learnt to sewand you learnt to airbrush.
495
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:08,125
The cosplay competition.
496
00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:12,083
I win, obviously. We collect my crown andI'm assuming it's made of real diamonds.
497
00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:13,208
BRUNO: It's definitely not.
498
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,083
KAMALA: Then after a fewquick photos with fans,
499
00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:17,791
maybe some chats with the press,we bounce.
500
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:22,875
I'll sneak back into my room just beforemy dad comes in at 9:22 p.m.
501
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,250
That's the plan. Got it?
502
00:28:32,791 --> 00:28:36,041
So your plan is take the bus.
503
00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,958
All this, and that's your note? Really?
504
00:28:40,416 --> 00:28:43,916
Does how we get there matter
if you haven't finished your costume yet?
505
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:48,041
They want you to bring some of you
to Captain Marvel, right?
506
00:28:49,416 --> 00:28:51,333
So your mom's Hulk isn't the right idea
507
00:28:51,416 --> 00:28:53,958
but maybe something Pakistani?
508
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:57,375
(METAL CREAKING)
509
00:29:02,833 --> 00:29:05,083
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
510
00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:39,875
Oh, my God, Aamir. (CHUCKLES)
511
00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:50,875
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
512
00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:57,416
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
513
00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:14,791
-Ammi, I'm going to Taysha's this evening.
-Nice. Say hi to her parents from me.
514
00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:15,875
Yeh le lo ji aap.
515
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:17,875
And which is why I always say,
516
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:21,416
between the authorities and us the people,
we are to blame.
517
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:25,041
And that is why the salamanders
are almost extinct in Pakistan.
518
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,083
Which is why I'm also so worried
about the plight of the parrots.
519
00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:32,291
Speaking of parrots, you just reminded me
I have a biology report
520
00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:33,583
that's due tomorrow. So...
521
00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:36,666
Beta, you gotta listen to me
what I have to tell you about parrots.
522
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:37,750
KAMALA: Nope.
523
00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:42,250
-(GRUNTS)
-(THUDS)
524
00:30:47,250 --> 00:30:49,875
(EXCLAIMS AND GRUNTS)
525
00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:52,041
(GROANS)
526
00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:53,291
Are you okay?
527
00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:55,625
Come on.
528
00:30:57,041 --> 00:30:59,333
-That was my way back in.
-I know. We missed the bus.
529
00:30:59,416 --> 00:31:02,416
We can still make the next one,
but if we miss it, it's game over.
530
00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:16,708
BRUNO: No, no. Come on, come on.
531
00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:31,875
Stop. Wait, please. That's my bike.
Come on, man. Open the door.
532
00:31:32,541 --> 00:31:33,541
Dude.
533
00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:38,458
How likely is it I'm gonna find it there
when I get back?
534
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:40,416
In Jersey City?
535
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:43,958
Oh, I'd say you have a 0.0001% chance.
536
00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:47,333
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
537
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:54,541
(BOTH GROAN)
538
00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:56,375
(KAMALA LAUGHS)
539
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:00,875
AUTOMATED VOICE: Bike lock engaged.
540
00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:05,291
-BRUNO: We made it. We made it.
-WOMAN: Yeah!
541
00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:09,333
BRUNO AND KAMALA: Sorry.
542
00:32:09,916 --> 00:32:12,166
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
543
00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:26,541
Oh, my God.
544
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,166
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
545
00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,375
(GRUNTING) Yeah!
546
00:32:41,541 --> 00:32:42,958
-(GRUNTS)
-(BELL DINGS)
547
00:32:54,416 --> 00:32:55,458
Hey.
548
00:33:01,041 --> 00:33:02,541
-BRUNO: Thank you.
-KAMALA: Thank you.
549
00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:11,541
-(KAMALA GROWLS, LAUGHS)
-(BRUNO EXCLAIMING)
550
00:33:17,291 --> 00:33:19,125
(HEROIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
551
00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:30,291
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
552
00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:32,000
AUTOMATED VOICE: Motion detected.
553
00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:34,791
(MUNEEBA LAUGHING ON PHONE)
554
00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:41,541
-Aamir's out for the evening.
-Mmm-hmm.
555
00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:43,333
-Kamala is in her room.
-(MUNEEBA CHUCKLES)
556
00:33:43,416 --> 00:33:45,125
-(YUSUF GROWLS)
-(LAUGHS) Aah!
557
00:33:45,208 --> 00:33:47,541
(MUNEEBA EXCLAIMS)
558
00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:49,375
(MUNEEBA LAUGHS ON PHONE)
559
00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:51,833
ANNOUNCER: Coming up next,the Captain Marvel cosplay contest.
560
00:33:51,916 --> 00:33:52,916
Showtime.
561
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,083
ANNOUNCER: First place gets a...
562
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,916
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
563
00:34:04,541 --> 00:34:05,541
Here you go.
564
00:34:05,625 --> 00:34:08,083
-KAMALA: Is that Zoe?
-You guys look amazing.
565
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:09,916
Why is she here?
566
00:34:10,666 --> 00:34:13,666
-The costume's not even accurate.
-She doesn't even like the Avengers.
567
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:15,166
It's okay. It's okay, okay?
568
00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:16,791
KAMALA: I have to compete against her now?
569
00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:19,541
Don't worry about it.
It's your time to shine. Literally.
570
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,958
-You have the gloves?
-Yeah. They're in my bag.
571
00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:23,750
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
572
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:43,791
ANNOUNCER: Last call forthe Captain Marvel cosplay competition.
573
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:47,291
Cosplayers, please line upon the side of the stage.
574
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:52,500
AvengerCon, give it up.
Amazing Captain America cosplayers.
575
00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:55,708
Thank you, Captain America cosplayers.
Congratulations to the winner.
576
00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:58,583
You guys are all good to go.
We're kicking things off...
577
00:34:58,666 --> 00:34:59,666
Hi.
578
00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:04,291
Wow. You look great. Yeah, good.
579
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,500
-What are you wearing?
-It's Bruce Banner.
580
00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:09,958
-What is that?
-My personal self-expression.
581
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:11,083
Oh, cool. Okay.
582
00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:14,833
Yeah, but I can't get it on.
It's, like, sealed shut for some reason.
583
00:35:16,916 --> 00:35:18,791
-Where are the gloves?
-Oh, they're just...
584
00:35:22,375 --> 00:35:23,916
Crap. I left it in the bathroom.
585
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,291
This is our final final call
for contestants to the stage.
586
00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:29,708
I'm gonna run and get it.
587
00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:32,958
No, we don't have time.
You gotta go. It's good. It's fine.
588
00:35:33,416 --> 00:35:35,666
You got the bangle. Put it on.
589
00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:37,375
(CLEARS THROAT)
590
00:35:37,541 --> 00:35:40,458
Take your phones out. Show them the love.
They are here.
591
00:35:40,541 --> 00:35:41,541
Got it.
592
00:35:46,291 --> 00:35:48,166
(ENERGY PULSATING)
593
00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:18,666
(ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
594
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,958
-Did you see that?
-Come on. You gotta go.
595
00:36:21,041 --> 00:36:22,500
ANNOUNCER: ...amazing Captain Marvel.
596
00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:25,666
And we've got a final Captain Marvel
coming to the stage right now.
597
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,833
(ALL CHEERING)
598
00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:37,166
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
599
00:36:41,541 --> 00:36:42,708
KAMALA: Oh, God.
600
00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:52,708
Come on, come on.
601
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:03,333
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
602
00:37:09,291 --> 00:37:10,958
(GRUNTING)
603
00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:20,166
(GRUNTS)
604
00:37:20,291 --> 00:37:21,333
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
605
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,041
Oh, my God.
606
00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:27,375
(ALL CHEERING)
607
00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:38,375
ANNOUNCER: Uh, all right.
Well, good luck following that, everybody.
608
00:37:38,583 --> 00:37:40,875
(METAL CREAKING)
609
00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:49,583
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
610
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,666
(ALL CLAMORING)
611
00:38:02,416 --> 00:38:05,333
Wow. I thought my Captain Marvel costume
was gonna make people stare.
612
00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:14,916
Oh, my God.
Are you available to book for parties?
613
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,208
You wanna take a picture?
I'll tag you. I follow back.
614
00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:18,541
-Mostly.
-Move.
615
00:38:19,625 --> 00:38:20,958
(ZOE SCREAMING)
616
00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:24,625
ZOE: Oh, my God! Help me! Help me!
617
00:38:24,916 --> 00:38:25,916
(ZOE SCREAMING)
618
00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:34,666
(KAMALA GRUNTS)
619
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:39,250
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
620
00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:48,208
BRUNO: What was that? Are you okay?
We need to go.
621
00:38:50,291 --> 00:38:52,083
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
622
00:38:57,958 --> 00:38:59,958
(SIRENS WAILING)
623
00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:05,583
BRUNO: What just happened?
I don't even know what to say.
624
00:39:06,375 --> 00:39:08,666
KAMALA: Okay, Bruno,
I actually have powers.
625
00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:13,750
Okay. Come on. Help me up.
626
00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:20,583
BRUNO: Ready? Three, two, one.
627
00:39:20,666 --> 00:39:22,250
-Go.
-KAMALA: Oh, gosh.
628
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:23,333
(BRUNO GRUNTS)
629
00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:27,500
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
630
00:39:27,625 --> 00:39:29,833
Did that come out of your foot?
Are you okay?
631
00:39:29,916 --> 00:39:32,000
Hey, keep me updated.
And text me everything.
632
00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:33,625
KAMALA: So weird. Hey.
633
00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:37,333
-Please don't tell anyone.
-Stop, okay? I'd never tell anyone.
634
00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:40,833
-Never ever?
-Never ever ever.
635
00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:58,708
MUNEEBA: Kamala.
636
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,833
Where have you been?
637
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:06,208
What are you doing?
638
00:40:08,958 --> 00:40:11,166
I'm not recognizing you.
639
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:16,750
Who is this rebellious girl
sneaking out, lying to Abbu and me?
640
00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:18,958
I'm not trying to be rebellious.
641
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:21,166
MUNEEBA: And I'm trying
to protect you from yourself.
642
00:40:21,958 --> 00:40:25,625
I've seen what happens when people
get obsessed with their fantasies.
643
00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:28,916
I know you're just gonna tell me
some story about Nani and...
644
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,166
(MUNEEBA LAUGHS WRYLY)
645
00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:33,333
So you knew what I was
going to say tonight, huh?
646
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:39,250
And you knew that it would betray me,
but you still went and did it anyway.
647
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:45,000
-Sorry.
-It's time to stop fantasizing.
648
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:51,291
I wish that you would just focus on you.
649
00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:55,541
Your grades. Your family.
Your story.
650
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:59,000
I mean, who do you want to be
in this world, huh?
651
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:04,208
Do you want to be good,
like we raised you to be,
652
00:41:04,708 --> 00:41:07,500
or do you want to be some, you know,
653
00:41:07,625 --> 00:41:11,333
this cosmic head-in-the-clouds person?
654
00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:19,583
You think about that.
655
00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:24,041
(DOOR CLOSES)
656
00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:56,333
Cosmic.
657
00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:04,041
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
658
00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:56,416
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
659
00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:02,416
DEEVER: Check this out.
660
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,625
-Teenage girl at AvengerCon.
-CLEARY: AvengerCon?
661
00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:08,791
A cosplayer with too much time
on their hands.
662
00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:11,750
Not this one.
I've never seen powers like that.
663
00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:14,250
CLEARY: Whoa.
664
00:44:15,791 --> 00:44:17,166
Yeah, bring her in.
51376
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