All language subtitles for [English] The Kapil Sharma Show Season 2 _ The OG Pan Indian Superstar _ Ep 258 _ Full Episode _ 4 June 2022 [DownSub.com]

Ms. Archana, today's evening..
- Yes.

It's going to be
very entertaining.

Wow!
- Thank you for screaming.

Are you screaming wholeheartedly
or it's coming out

because of your weakness?

Thank you very much

for coming here
leaving your work.

If I get a chance,
I will come to see you too.

Hence..

Today's episode is going
to be very entertaining.

That's right.
- Because our today's guest

has worked in Tamil, Telegu,
Kannad, Malayalam, Hindi..

I mean, he has given us amazing
movies in every language.

We are very lucky
that he is coming here today.

Please welcome

legendary actor,
director, producer

who is blessed
with multiple talents..

Please welcome one and only,
Mr. Kamal Haasan.

Wow..
- Wow!

Mr. Kamal,
welcome to our show.

Thank you.

It's so nice to meet you.

I saw you first time in the
film, 'Ek Duuje Ke Liye'.

Since then you know what..

You have become our favourite.

Amazing! - Wow!
- Wow!

I mean..

'Sadma', 'Saagar, 'Appu Raja',
'Geraftaar'

'Chachi 420', 'Hindustani'..

He has given us amazing films
one after other.

Please give him a big hand.

Sir, in 1981..
- Yes.

You entered Hindi film industry
with 'Ek Duuje Ke Liye'.

You know, in the same year

a boy was born in Amritsar.

Oh..

Please continue.
- Have you ever thought

the boy who was born
and was watching your movies

you would come
to his show one day?

I myself was a boy then.

He is saying..
'I myself was a boy then'.

But I never imagined
that I would meet you one day.

Absolutely! - Thank you
for coming to our show.

Thank you.
- Sir, please be seated.

No heroine has
come here today.

There are only
you and me.

Sir, you are looking very
handsome like always.

Same to you.
- All the compliments

that I want to give you,
Kapil is giving you

on my behalf too.

Huge fan
and huge admirer.

Thank you. - Such an honour
to see you today!

Sir, our show has been going
on for last nine years.

Yes.

We made this show
for three months.

Yes.
- People have liked our show.

They have loved us.
We have completed nine years.

Wow!

You know,
both your daughters

Akshara and Shruti
already came to our show.

Yes.
- Shruti came here many times.

Didn't they tell you..
'Dad, it's so much fun'.

'go there once.' Why did you
take so long to come here?

Actually..

I didn't do movies
in last five years.

Oh..
- I see.

So I was in politics.
I am still in politics.

So no one saw my film
due to that reason.

Even I had to see
my old films.

Now, I have made a film.

So I have got a chance
and I am here.

Are you active in politics?
Those who are artists

follow their hearts.

Those who use brains
join politics..

Does it mean I don't use brains?
- No, I didn't mean that.

I meant..

It's a general perception..
- Artists.. - Politics.. - Yes.

Artists don't know
how to do politics.

Artists follow their hearts.
- I see.

I mean, you use your
brains in your films.

You put everything.
- For a change

one can do politics
from his heart too.

Wow..
- No, it's good.

Nice!

As you know, Mr. Kamal has
won 20 Film fare awards

4 National awards.

He is the recipient of
'Padma Shri'

and 'Padma Bhushan'.

He has received
other awards too.

My question is

when you celebrate
your birth day

do you accept normal gifts
or do you accept only awards?

No, awards are..

Twelve people decide that.
- Yes. - Yes.

But what has been going on
for last nine years..

Yes.
- That's a big award.

So, on my birthday..

...I just want people
to love me.

That's all.

Amazing, sir.
Sir, people love you a lot.

I could never imagine.

I thought why would Mr. Kamal
come on our show?

He is so busy.

He is busy shooting
and travelling around the world.

I never thought, sir.

And I feel so glad seeing you.

When I saw you first,
you only had moustache.

Now you have complete beard.

For my next film,
I will have longer beard.

Okay.

Sir, will you come on our show
to promote your next film?

Sure.

Sure?
- Yes.

Love you, sir. Thank you.

I want to tell the audience

that the maximum number
of film went to Oscars

are Mr. Kamal Haasan's films.

Wow!
- Till date seven of him films

have gone to the Oscars.
- My God!

Sir..

Sir, do you know
any formula of Oscar

or do you have a fan
among the jury?

I don't even follow formula
for making a film.

Okay.

So, I like to break
or find a new formula.

No, sir..

All the movies
that you have made..

They were just fantastic.

I have seen the movie
'Hindustani' so many times.

Whenever it comes on TV.

One can't even recognise
that you are playing the role.

Yeah.
- You have double role.

He has played the roles
of both father and the son.

Or vice versa. Whatever you may
like to call it.

But whatever you do
is just amazing, sir. Wow!

Maybe many people
in the audience don't know

that Mr. Kamal is the person

who introduced so many
technologies

in our film industry
for the first time.

Like.. Sound recording
using a computer.

Screenplay writing software.

Dolby stereo, animation, auro 3D
and many more things.

Sir, did you bring electricity
in your village also?

For the first time.

Let me tell you one more thing.

Mr. Kamal worked in a film
at the age of six

which is named
'Kalathur Kannamma'..

I can't even pronounce it.
- Wow!

You have worked in the movie.
- You said it rightly.

Did I?
- Yes.

That time he received
a gold medal from the president.

Sir, you were only
six years old.

Did you have any idea who
a president is back then?

If you see that photo..
- Okay.

I am looking at this.

That's it?

Because..

I thought..

As a child..

...I thought that they would
give me a large gift.

Yes. - A mechanical gun
or something..

Some kind of toy.. - Toys.
- That's what children think.

So, I am looking at it..

That was it.
- Did you tell the president?

'That's it?'
- Is that it?

Did you?
- That was in my mind.

Anyone can crack a joke
and make you laugh.

But Mr. Kamal is that person

who didn't say a word
in the film 'Pushpak'..

Yes, 'Pushpak'.
- He made everyone laugh.

Sir, that film has no dialogues.

That was the first Indian film
of its kind.

Was the dialogue writer
asking for huge money

or did you pluck
your wisdom tooth?

What was the reason
behind making 'Pushpak'?

Whenever I say..

When we were writing the film..
- Yes.

People say, you were writing?
- What did you write?

What was there to write?

That was..
There I learned writing.

I got an opportunity to learn..
- Beautiful.

...how to write for cinema.

Cinema is not
all about dialogue. - Visuals.

There I realised it.

Sir, for us there's
so much to learn.

We still learn from it.

Why do they not make a film
like 'Pushpak' again?

We wonder, sir.

And you have actually
taught us so many things.

We got to see those things
in your films.

And we are still learning, sir.
Thank you so much

for making this beautiful film.

The actors do double role
and triple role..

In the film 'Dasavatharam',
he played 10 roles.

Mind blowing!

Did you have the will to do
something different

or did the producer think
that as he has a famous actor

he should make you do
everything?

No. My guru,
Mr. K. Balachander.. - Okay.

He always tried new things,
new actors.

As a matter of fact,
all the top stars of South India

who are reigning supreme

and who are my peers..

They were all introduced
by him.

Wow!
- Okay.

He kept trying new things.

And he gave us the guts.

We try to copy his courage
even now.

Wow, sir.

It's a habit I picked up
from my father.

He is like a father to me.

Wow!
- Wow!

Sir, normally, any film star..

Let's say he has done 10 or
20 film in his entire life.

He plays 20 characters
in those 20 films.

When you played 10 characters
in just one film..

Didn't any other actor tell you
that you should be careful

and also think
about other actors?

No because I come
from another tradition.

Mr. Shivaji..

It was made in Hindi also.
That was 'Naya Din Nai Raat'.

Yes. 'Naya Din Nai Raat'.

The original version was done
by Mr. Shivaji.

So, I added one more.
I just tried.

When the film 'Chachi 420'
was released..

We enjoyed so much
and laughed so much, sir.

And I heard that it used
to take you six hours

to get into that get-up.
- Wow!

Sir, Mr. Paresh Rawal
and the other actors

knew that Mr. Kamal Haasan
is in that disguise.

But the place
where you were shooting..

In that village..

Did any old man fall for you?
That she is very..

Did it happen, sir?

I mean, it happens.

No.
- After having that get-up

did you use gents' washroom
or the ladies' washroom?

Oh God!

There was a room.
- Okay.

Because of the makeup..
It was like a telephone booth.

It was a small room.

It was this big.
- Okay, sir.

Sometimes, the assistant
directors..

He was a young guy.
He used to come

to narrate the dialogues.

I am looking down
and suddenly he stops

and his hands are shaking.

Why?

My sari slipped.

Oh My God!
- Oh!

Sir, you are very naughty.
- Wow!

An actor should be naughty.

We all know that in the film
'Appu Raja', Mr. Kamal

played a role
of a normal person

and also a dwarf.

As children we used to wonder
how you did it. - Yes.

You are trying to establish
the fact..

In our childhood..
- No.. - Let it be.

Well, I was surprised
as I was watching

Mr. Kamal on the screen
sitting besides him.

Also, how you became
so small!

Sir, how was that done?

Obviously, you might have
used a lot of technology.

Whatever you just saw
in Appuraja.. - Okay.

...was done inside the camera.

Wow! - My God!

So, the whole set
was built for Appuraja.

Okay. - And we had to shoot
his shots twice.

Wow! - That was very interesting
and very costly

because the first 20 days
we were only experimenting.

Wow!

No one ever

had even the courage

to try the concepts
which you had tried.

For example, Pushpak
and Appuraja.

I remember the scene
of Pushpak

were you take
knives made of ice.

That was so unique.
- Yes.

Kiling a person
with an ice knife

as no one will find out
who killed him

as the ice knife will melt away.
- No one can find out.

The murder weapon
won't be found.

I want to tell you
one more thing.

Mr. Kamal has done
playback singing

in more than
50 movies.

Amazing. - Sir, why you are
not singing for us?

Yes. - Please sing
for us too.

Any song which you like.

Sir, do you listen
to Hindi songs?

Yes..

I'm lucky that I have seen
Mr. Mohammed Rafi

recording in Chennai.

Wonderful.

Wonderful.

And

when this happened
I was only four years old.

Okay.

After the recording
I was introduced to him

saying I act in the movies.

Okay. - Then he asked,
'Did you listen to me singing?'

And I sang that song
for him.

Oh! - Wow! - Because there
were two to three takes.

So, the rest of the song
I sat in his lap and listened.

Wow! Wonderful. - Wow!
- So, I remember that.

Sir,
I want to tell you something.

When Sadma..
I won't repeat that

as you may ask
what I want to prove.

Childhood. - During those times
we didn't know much

about the emotions
as I was only a school student.

But when you..
- See. - Yes.

Sorry, sir. - You are doing
what I restricted you to do.

I was a principal then.

So..

Okay.

Everyone knows about the movie
Sadma. - Yes..

But still I feel like
saying it.

When Ms. Sreedevi
loses her health

she fails to recognize
everyone.

Mr. Kamal makes her undergo
a medical treatment.

She stays there for a month
and she recovers.

And by the time he return
she recovers.

But then she forgets him.

Then she sits in a train..
- Yes, that shot.

Then Mr. Kamal tries
to make her remember

by enacting like a monkey.
- Oh, my God!

Sir, you made us cry.
- Yes.

Wonderful.

Now, I would like to mention

about Mr. Kamal's film
which is releasing.. Vikram.

Sir, please tell us about
this interesting film.

The director is very good.

A young director
named Lokesh Kanakraj.

It was very comfortable
working with him.

Mr. Vijay Sethupathi
is also in the film.

Okay. - Also Fahadh Faasil
is in it.

So, it was very interesting
working with these actors.

It is a nice
action collaboration.

The only thing you might miss

and I didn't miss,
is the heroine for me.

He didn't miss
in the teaser.

We'll miss the heroine
but you didn't.

No. When I was in school..
- Okay.

Even I had said..

Sir, it was an honour
to meet Mr. Jackie Chan.

He had graced our show.
I'm also a fan of his.

I heard, even you
are inspired by him.

I'd like to show you one of his
clipping about action.

Please show the clip.

Mr. Jackie, you always do a lot
of dangerous actions. - Yes.

Your bones.. You must've
broken all your bones.

Not all but mostly.

Almost. - Yes.

From here.. Nose.. Cheeks.

Teeth. Shoulder.

Broken.. Broken.

Crack.. Crack.
- Oh, my God! - Too many.

These are the things..
After all, we all our humans

and he is an international star.
He is Jackie Chan

because he does his work
with passion and dedication.

Sir, we respect you for that.
We love you a lot.

Sir, even you've done
so much action in films.

How many times
you broke your bones?

The same conversation
I had with Mr. Chan.

He had come to Chennai.
- Okay. - We met..

So, we were discussing
about this.

I asked him about his injury.
He agreed.

I asked, how many fractures
he had.

36. - 36!
- Is it right?

You're catching up.
Said, he was fifty.

I said, we'll meet again.

That's what he said.

Sir, personally, what kind
of films you like to do?

Action.. Romantic..
Emotional.

It depends.

I don't make it cliched
as I give it a break.

I'm also an audience.

Personally, I like to romance
but I don't get those films.

You'll get it.

Your..

Your Tamil accent is so good..
Honestly.

Maybe you'll be..
Someday..

Please take me in your film.
Please. - Yes.

I want a role
of a stubborn lover.

Your testing is done.
Your pronunciation is good.

Really, sir? - Yes.

You just said the name
of my film. - Yes, sir.

I'd like to ask a question..
Sorry. - Yes.

We've a special guest.

He is an old friend
of Mr. Kamal.

Sir, greetings. Welcome.

Thank you. Thank you.

Sir, just like my friends..
Rajiv and Rohit.

You have Mr. Kamal Hassan
as your friend.

For how many year do you
know Mr. Kamal?

Around 50 years.
- Wow! 50 years!

Those days,
you were in school.

You were in school. - Sir, that
time, you two were in school.

Yes. - Okay.

Sir, tell something about
Mr. Kamal which no one knows.

Yes.
- You can tell anything.

I can't pin point everything
as such. - Not everything. - No.

I can't recollect. - Okay.
- But I'll try sometime.

Which industry you work, sir?

Shipping industry. - I thought
from film industry. - No.

I'll join if he gives me a role.
- Yes.

Thank you so much
for coming, sir. - Thank you.

Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

Look!

Sapna!

Not today.

Sir, she is a very talented
assembled lady.

Like 'Chachi 420'. - Don't
harass our guest today. Leave.

Sir, her name is Sapna.

I am really glad
to meet you, sir.

In fact, I am ecstatic.

Believe me.

Meeting you has made

my childhood dream come true.

I am a big fan of yours.

I feel so great, Kappu.
- Okay.

There is good on one side.

And there is evil
on the other side.

Great.

Sir, she is evil.

Please don't go there.
- Really?

If you go there
she will latch on to you.

Sapna, why are you
dressed up like this?

I am wearing South Indian
attire for him.

Oh! I see.

How do I look?
- Very good.- Very bad.

Wait.

Well, we make
so much fun of her.

I will let her get away
with this one.

It's her first joke
in three years.

Give her a big hand.

Good job, Ms. Archana.

I really liked it.

Sir, I wore it
specially for you.

Very good.
- How is it, sir?

Great!

She is speaking Tamil.

Is it good, sir?
- It is very good.

Did you eat anything?

After four o'clock..
- It's almost time.

You finish this fast.
He wants to have his lunch.

I was having breakfast today.

And my 'Dosa'
was bigger that the plate.

It was very long.

When the wind blew,
it folded.

Luckily it was stuffed
with potato.

Otherwise,
it would have took off.

Well..

Believe me.
I am very happy to see him.

Yes.
- It's great.

When I saw Mr. Kamal Haasan
for the first time

he was so little.
- What?

What are you saying?

I saw him in 'Appu Raja'.
- All right.

Great.

All right.
I thought for a moment that

I heard it wrong.

I saw that film
when I was young. - Yes.

You were a circus performer
in it, weren't you? - Yes.

My uncle was
a circus performer too.

Do you what he used to do?

He used to swallow a snake

and pull it out through
his nose. - Oh, God.

No way.
- One day, the snake

didn't come out.

Oh!

What happened then?

And he died.

One of them has to go
in that act.

That is how it is.

In the film 'Abhay' you had
a twin brother, didn't you?

Yes.
- Twin brothers.

My father and uncle
were twin brothers.

They looked identical.

Really?
- But there was a problem.

What?
- My mother was going to marry

my father.
But there was a confusion

and she got married to my uncle.
- Oh!

And then?
- Now my uncle is my father.

And my aunt is my mother.

The funny things is that
I am my own cousin sister.

Sapna, are you finished
talking nonsense?

I am holding back
the nonsensical things today.

Believe me, sir.

Actors like you are born
only once in a winter.

The right phrase
is once in a generation.

Well, he was born during winter
on the month of November.

Yes.
- All right. - I wasn't wrong.

Once in a winter.

Ms. Archana..

Ms. Archana, you were born
in September, weren't you?

Yes.
- She is a Virgo.

Virgo?

No.
- But she acts like a Scorpio.

That is not true.
- It's true.

And she is always
thinking about money.

Yes.
- She is very money-minded.

Really?
- He isn't interested

in hearing your nonsense.

Really?
- Yes. - Sorry, Ms. Archana.

I cannot talk about you now.

Sir, let's talk about you.

I am a big fan of yours.

I don't care
if the world ends now.

I am a big fan of yours.

I have watched
all of your films.

'Ek Duuje Ke Liye'.
It was amazing.

All of us have seen it.
Even my rooster is your fan.

Rooster?
- My rooster.

It watches 'Ek Duuje Ke Liye'
every day.

What do you mean?
- And every day

it tells the hen..

"We are made for each other."

That is what it says.

Sir, you are a great actor.

Your daughter Shruti Haasan..
- Yes.

She is also a great actress.

Let's hear a loud round
of applause for her.

She does a great job.

She is unparalleled.

Well, there is no
question about it.

Because there is no answer.

When she had visited us

I told her the same joke.

Really?
- She laughed a lot.

I told you this joke
intentionally. - Really?

I save this joke
for the Haasan family. - Really?

Wow, Sapna!

Because of the things you said

this could be your
last tour of U.S.A.

Please don't say that.

I will hurry.
- Okay.

So, where was I?

We are food lovers.
Ms. Archana is a food lover too.

You could have
brought some 'Idli'.

I really like
the South Indian food.

Ms. Archana likes 'Medu Vada'.

Something funny
happened yesterday.

What?
- What?

The dog ate two 'Medu Vada'.

But she didn't give up.

She said that she had two more.

You do a very good
job in the South.

I watch a lot of films
from the South.

I really like the film 'Pushpa'.

But my wedding got
cancelled because of it.

Really?
- Yes. - Why?

I was in the pavilion

and my father asked me to touch
the feet of my parents-in-law.

I told him that I won't
bow down to anyone.

That's what I told him.

I did that.

The films from the South

are making over 2000 crores.

So, the Hollywood is
copying the South.

Really?
- Even in the new 'Spiderman'

he says that he won't
shoot any web.

Well, that is why I want to join
the South Indian film industry.

She even went there.

She met a director.

And he told her that

they use visual effects
for the animals.

So, she came back.
- I did get a job there.

Why are you ruining it for me?
Let me talk.

Sir, you are a producer
and a director too.

Please give me a chance.

I can speak South Indian
languages too.

I will do a good job
in your film, sir.

That is Punjabi.

Well, you can always
get it dubbed.

We dub the South Indian
movies in Punjabi too.

Yes.
- If I you give me a chance

I can give you a variety
of massages.

I own a massage parlour.

We give massages.

Just like how you have
T. Nagar in Chennai..

Yes.
- We have Nala Sopara.

Okay. - There is a place
called Nala Sopara.

I give massages there.

The massages depend
on the films.

So, I have the 'Ek Duuje
Ke Liye' massage for you.

What is special about it?

It is for two friends.

We give them gowns to wear.

And then we give them oil.

And we ask them to give
massage to one another.

That isn't a massage. - It is
'Ek Duje Ke Liye' massage.

If I join, there will be
three persons, sir. - Yes.

There is even 'Sadma' massage.
- What is in it?

Sir, in this,
the customer comes.

He asks if there
is a special massage.

I tell him,
I've 'Sadma' massage.

He wants to know more about it.
I tell him

that Priya will massage him.

He goes in but Purushottam
massages him.

How come?

Purushottam did it instead
of Priya. - He got a shock.

That is the massage.

Sir, it was nice meeting you.
Goodbye. - Thank you.

Sir, your presence
has made our show proud.

Thank you.

Mr. Kamal.

We've some of your pictures.
I'd like to show them.

Wow!

Mr. Rishi Kapoor and Mr Kamal
together.

Isn't this during
the 'Sagar' film, sir? - Yes.

The song, 'Yuhi gaate raho..'.
- Okay.

Maybe a rehearsal.

Nice. Our photographer
of the show Mr. Das.

I came to know today,
that Mr. Das did the photography

in 'Sagar' for Mr. Rishi Kapoor
and Mr. Kamal Haasan.

Mr. Das, it is such
a pleasure.

You're into photography
since 50 years.

Till now,
you didn't click properly.

Mr. Das, I love you.
Thank you. - Thank you.

Show some more pictures.

Wow, sir! - Yes.

Which film's shooting is it?
- 'Sanam Teri Kasam'.

On the auspicious day
of the first shooting.

It is fun seeing old pictures
of oneself.

Those days are gone.
Mobile is in.

Click pictures but nobody
sees it. - Yes.

The fun we have seeing
the albums..

That has a different feel
altogether. We've more, sir.

Albums.. Photo albums.

Wow! - Nice.
- Mr. Dilip Kumar.

Mr. Kamal, what discussion
is going on?

Look at me, standing.

You said, I was in school.

That is..

That's my school.
- Okay!

So.. That is when
I was in school.

Mr. Kamal, everybody knows
your first Hindi movie.

But which was your first
Hindi movie you saw?

I don't remember
because..

I didn't speak Hindi, then.

But he was my hero. I remember
the film 'Mughal-E-Azam'

Wonderful!

Show some more.

That is Ms. Poonam.
- Ms. Poonam. - Yes.

I think,
she was in school that time.

I occasionally meet her.
Who is the other person, sir?

He is the director
of the picture. - Okay.

Is he doing a toss?
What is he giving you?

Probably, he is explaining
the scene.

Show some more.

Rati! - Ms. Rati.

Wow! Maybe this is during the
film 'Ek Duje Ke Liye'. - Yes.

Probably during the celebration.

Show some more.

Mr. Javed. Yes.
- Show some more.

I think, it was during
the film 'Sagar'. - Okay.

That is Shruti. - Shruti.
- Is that Shruti?

She is looking so cute.

Show some more.

Mr. Kamal is such an actor

it is a dream of any actor
to share screen space with him.

I'll show you a video, sir.
Please show it.

Did it happen that you
did a role in a film

and took your friends
to see it.

Then, you came to know,
the scene was cut.

I was in 'Hey Ram' and I was
excited. - Mr. Kamal's movie.

The premiere was in Film City.
- Okay.

I took around six friends
of mine with me.

I proudly told them,
I acted in 'Hey Ram'.

Everything eagerly
accompanied me.

Just before the premiere,
Mr. Kamal came to me

and said, to tell my friends

that my role has been hacked.

I was surprised and aghast
as I brought my friends.

I requested him to reinstate
the scenes.

I told him, I'll lose face
if my scenes are hacked.

He said, tomorrow
is the release.

So, it can't be done.

He told me to tell
my friends.

My friends were excited to know
what I spoke to Mr. Kamal.

I cried instantly and told them
my scenes were cut.

I told them to decide if they
want to watch the movie or not.

They agreed to see the film.

Sir, he has become very popular.
- Oh, yes. I know.

Nawazuddin Siddique.
- I'm proud of him.

He was also an assistant
director in 'Hey Ram'. - Wow!

So, we thought we'll use him
in a role.

He was a fantastic actor
even then. - Wow!

But his scene was cut
in 'Hey Ram'.

He was taking it casually

but that day,
he was heartbroken.

While going
through sir's profile

I came across so many
good things.

The film Rambo 3..

Your name is there as
a makeup artist. - No. It isn't.

But I was working
in the back lot. - Okay.

I made some action prosthetics
on Mr. Stallone's face.

Really? You chose to do this?
- I was learning makeup.

I was there for
a month and a half

learning prosthetic makeup.

Your hope was to learn
and implement in your..

Nobody wanted to go.
- And learn. - Yes.

So, I went myself.

How many days were you there?

I've been learning this
for the past 30 years.

Wow! Nobody is keen
on doing this.

One who is busy but there
is a knack of learning more.

That's why, I saw in your films
like 'Hindustani'

your makeup in that
was very good. - Wow! - Wow!

Sir, did it happen that like
an ordinary man

you wanted to mingle
with the crowd

taking advantage
of your makeup skills.

Did it ever happen?

In our time,
my friend Bhupendra and me

used to walk Eldams Street
casually.

Then, I said,
this is a nice idea.

We finished our shooting
somewhere in Mount Road

and I came back walking.

Such a pleasure.
Nobody recognised me.

You were in a get up.
- I stopped in shops

and bought things..
Drank cold drinks.

I was walking in the streets.

The best holidays I had.
- Wow!

I'd like to ask
Mr. Kamal's friend.

I don't know
if I can ask him or not.

Who is Mr. Kamal's
favourite heroine?

Sridevi.

Wow! Ms. Sridevi.
Everybody's favourite.

Please reveal some secrets.

Sir, I never spoke in a crowd.
I don't know what to say.

Okay. Everything
is done backstage.

Behind the camera.

Thank you, sir.

Mr. Kamal.

As an artiste,
you did so many things.

But did you ever want

to don a role or an actor

you wished you had his talent.

Not only inspiration but envy
that you couldn't do it.

Did you feel..
- You show me a good actor..

And you'll be able..
- And I'll feel that.

Every time I see somebody
doing a good role

I'll find out his name
and become his fan.

That's wonderful. How nice!

Starting from Mr. Dilip Kumar..

From Mr. Yusuf..

Nawazuddin..
- Yes.

All of them.
They are all fantastic actors

and sometimes, I wished..

I wish I could've done that.
- Wonderful!

We heard about another incident.

Did the police catch you

during the shoot of
the movie Vishwaroopam

in the USA?

No, we thought
we will grab a shot.

We did get the permission.

Still we felt like
taking

another shot
on the Brooklyn Bridge.

So, we did too
and fro many times.

Then we saw helicopters.

So, we thought
we will take a shot of it.

Those helicopters
had come to catch us.

Oh. - They were coming
from all the sides.

The cops came from behind
when we were standing there.

And we instructed our crew
to switch off the camera.

They covered the camera.

And when you cover
a camera having a long lens

it looks like a gun.
- It looks like a gun.

Wow!
- Oh, my God!

So that man came

and knocked on the door.

A typical american cop.

He asked

'What are you doing?'

And by mistake
I said, 'Shooting'.

Oh, my God! - Then he
unbuttoned his gun.

He did that
and we got scared.

He asked,
'What's that?'

We opened that slowly.
- Oh!

Also, we had a flight
to catch. - Oh!

A very wrong timing
by Mr. Rahul Bose.

He said, 'Officer, we have
a flight to catch.'

Oh, my God!

But fortunately
the cop was in a good mood.

He

put back the button
on the gun.

And then he understood
that it is a shooting.

Oh, my God!
- He said the truth.

'What are you up to?
- Shooting.'

Then the cop got scared.

Why are you singing?
- I'm not singing.

Someone is following me
who wants to murder me.

Who?

I don't know.

Sir, I'm a big fan.

Yes, I'm big.

But I'm a fan too.

Let me tell you what happens

when a true fan

meets his most favorite
super star.

The one and only
Kamal Hassan.

Sir.
- Yes.

He came here
after a span of ten years.

He won't come here for next
20 years as he saw your face.

What are you doing?

Don't say that.
I can even die for him.

No, give the 'Naan' you eat
to someone else.

You dying is of no benefit
to anyone.

What do you want?
- Nothing.

I'm a big fan of him.

I still can't believe
that you are sitting right

in front of my eyes.

I'm here, you are here
and we both are here.

We are here face to face
and I can't believe it.

Someone please pinch me.

Please. - Will you even know
if I pinch you?

He gets
only a tickling sensation

when a 2 inch knife
is stabbed into him.

Bring a sword.

Today, you may shoot me
with canons. I don't mind

because he is here.

Sir, let me tell you something.
I watched

the teaser.

Thank you.
- Sir, that long table..

Yes. - ...on which
a lot of food was present.

Those dishes looked
so delicious.

Usually gun powder is placed

with such food.

You know gun powder, right?
- Yes. - Yes.

He didn't keep
just gun powder.

Gun too.
- He kept guns too.

Sir, who edited the teaser?
The director or a chef?

Because the dishes
looked beautiful.

It was so mouthwatering.

But what a personality
he is.

What.

I was going to be

born as a South Indian

but I couldn't.

Why? - Because my mom
didn't marry a South Indian.

Sir, usually people
have a date of birth.

But he has a week
of birth.

It took an entire week
for his delivery.

The guests were waiting
outside the hospital.

The doctors said
he is being born.

And he was born
on a Saturday night.

Who told you
to take birth in Mumbai?

You could've took birth
in an open field.

You took birth
in that hospital.

Had you not took birth there
many could've took birth there.

Do you know that?

That happens.

I never stopped anyone.

Sir, my life is good.

I'm spending a happy
and good life.

But every morning
I do face some difficulty

for around
five to seven minutes

when I look at my face
in the mirror after a shower.

Oh!

Then my mood is off.

Otherwise
I'm a very confident person.

He has a lot of confidence.

He has an upset stomach too.

The other day he told the
rikshaw driver to take him

to the Andheri but the diver
said that there is not gas.

'He replied he has a lot of it.
We can travel 60 kilometers.'

'Aren't you ashamed
of yourself?'

My gas was beneficial
to someone.

What's wrong in that?

Let them use it.

Well, today we have
a great guest with us.

Say some words of appreciation
about me.

Sir, he is
a very adorable person.

That's what he thinks.

Once when he was walking

alone in the forest

people informed
the forest department.

They said they saw
a bear walking in the night.

Yes.

From far away
they were trying to guess

if he was a bear
or a gorilla.

Gorilla! - But when he lighted
a cigarette

they realised that
they made a mistake.

Then he..
What are you here for?

I'm here
with a request to sir.

Sir, for two years

keep me at your house.

Why? - Because I want
to write a book about him.

How can I write
a book on you

without knowing you?

We will hang around
together.

We will have breakfast,
lunch, dinner, etc together.

My God! - We will jump
in the swimming pool.

We will swim a little.

And I'll write a book too
while swimming.

What if he doesn't like
your book.

But the hang out!

Hang out together.

But what will we hang on?

Considering your weight.
- Oh!

Mr. Lawyer.
- Yes.

Why are you talking
like a fool?

When did I talk
like a fool?

I'm a very intellectual person.

I know a lot.

Ms. Archana, ask me
about any topic.

Tell me why the Britishers
visited India.

Because they got a VISA
to come to India which

you are unable to get
to go to the USA and the Canada.

Sir, we have been
visiting the USA and the Canada

for shows,
but she wasn't coming.

You are not taking me
along with you.

That you complain
to him.

When the Britishers
visited India

they robbed the golden bird.

But every weekend
Ms. Archana

robs the channel Sony's bird.

Sony.

Yes.

Lawyer, are you done?

Sir, I'm done.

I'll go

as he is compelling me.
I have to go now.

I have to lose
few more cases.

But let me tell you something.
Whenever you need a fat

person for your movie
please do inform me

as I've two friends.

Yes, they are inside
his stomach.

Both the friends.

Sir, it was a pleasure
meeting you.

Thank you so much, sir.

All the best
for the movie.

All the best for Vikram.

Alright, sir.

Continue.

Sir, in our show..

Whenever a star comes
we let them interact

with their fans here.

First of all, I..

Because 'Ek Duuje Ke Liye'
is our favourite film.

It's a cult film.

In that film, Mr. Kamal
belongs to the South.

And Ms. Rati Agnihotri
belongs to the North.

And they fall in love.

And it's such a nice
love story.

When you marry someone
who speaks the same language..

Is that more fun

or if you have a partner who
speaks a different language..

I think it's good to have
different languages.

People won't understand
each others' words.

And you will have less fights.

What do you think?
Please share your opinions.

Yes, Mr. Dindayal.
Give him the mike.

The camera is on.
Hide your pot belly.

Hello, sir.
- Hello, sir.

Hello, sir. Hello, ma'am.
- Hello.

My name is Arun.
I have come from UP.

You are welcome, Mr. Arun.

Sir, I am an employee
of the UP government.

Okay.
- Sir, I believe that..

...it doesn't matter from which
culture the girl belongs.

But she must have a job.

Okay.

Actually, the girl
I am about to get married

is in the police department.

Wow!
- Really? - Yes, sir.

That's very good.
- What's your full name?

Arun Kumar Yadav, sir.

Mr. Yadav, be careful.

She will be your wife
and she is in the police.

Sir..

When I started talking to her.

She is so soft-hearted.

As I kept talking to her,
I fell in love with her, sir.

Wow!
- And very soon..

I am just waiting for 14th June.
And I will marry her.

14th June is your wedding?
- Yes, sir.

Wow, Mr. Yadav!

Congratulations!
- Thank you, sir.

She must be watching you.
- Yes, sir.

Tell her whatever
you have to say.

Sir, her name is Kanchan.
I call her Sona with love.

Oh!

So, for her..
- This happens.

This will continue till 2024.
Sona will be there.

Then she will again become
Kanchan. - Sir.. - Yes.

Sir, I want to tell her..
I love you so much, Kanchan.

So sweet.

You didn't tell us why you
want a girl who has a job.

What's the reason behind it?
- I have the same question.

Sir, the reason behind it is..

If the girls can manage
the social media

then why can't they
run a household?

Indeed, they do.

So, sir.. Apart from this..

Let's say if I am financially
not in a good state..

So, if my wife is earning money

then she can run the family
smoothly.

That's good.
- That's a nice thing you said.

Because if we want equality..
- Yes. - Yes, ma'am.

If women want equality

then there's no objection.
She should earn money.

She should do a job or follow
her passion. - Yes, ma'am.

But it should not be the only
thing that she should earn.

Because the housewives,
who doesn't earn money

they also contribute a lot.
- Yes, ma'am.

That's a huge task.
- I also believe that.

No, I respect both.
- And she..

She will give you equal support
in running the household.

So, when you will have kids

then you should
also manage then.

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
- Absolutely.

Right, Mr. Yadav?
- Indeed, sir.

We have already decided.
- 'Mr. Pot Belly'.

What have you decided?
- That..

Sir, together we will..

When she will go to do her duty

then I will take care
of the kids

and cook food.
- That's very nice.

Very nice. - We have
planned it. - He is very cute.

You are very cute, Mr. Yadav.
- Thank you, ma'am.

Thank you. Thank you, sir.

Thank you so much, Mr. Yadav
for coming on this show.

Thank you.
- Thank you.

Thank you. You have such
nice thoughts. - Yes.

Is there anyone else?

The person sitting next to you,
Mr. Yadav.

You, sir. Yes.

Is there anything wrong?
What happened to you?

You look so upset.

What?
- His story made me upset.

Why?

You were upset?
- He has such a nice story.

He is looking like..
As if someone ha snatched

a mango from a kid.

What's your name?

My name is Mandeep Singh, sir.

Where are you coming
from, Mr. Mandeep Singh?

I am from Manidapalli.
Okay, you're from Manidapalli.

You are welcome,
Mr. Mandeep.

Are you married?

I am even divorced.
- Oh!

Okay. It happens. I mean..

It happens in life. It's okay.

That lady sitting with you..
Does she know you?

We are talking
for the last five minutes.

Is it five minutes?
- Yes, sir.

Give her the mike.
What did he tell you?

He didn't tell me anything.

He was asking me
where I am from..

And..
- Why were you asking?

Just a minute.
have we started this show

to entertain people
of to make couples?

Is this a marriage parlour?

And he was telling me that..

You are very cute,
I like you. So..

I will propose you.

I told him that I already
have a boyfriend.

So, I don't need him.

I can see it in his eyes
that he still loves you.

Please..

She already has a boyfriend,
Mr. Mandeep.

It's your turn.
What do you have to say? - Sir..

Sir, she was telling me
about her boyfriend.

He is from UP.

That she will have to collect
cow dung.

You have to collect cow dung?

Does your boyfriend
produce cow dung?

Okay.. Like..

Okay.

Just a second.

You guys have talked
so much?

I haven't even talked
so much with Mr. Kamal.

Mandeep Singh..

You are a naughty guy.

Okay. He is a simple guy.

What's your name, ma'am?

Geetanjali Rathore.

So, Ms. Geetanjali,
it's up to you.

I have one.
- That's okay.

It's okay, Mandeep.

Mr. Yadav, invite him
at your wedding.

Thank you, Mr. Mandeep.
- Thank you.

Hi, Mr. Kapil.
- Hello. - Hi, Mr. Kamal.

I have a request for Mr. Kamal.

With your permission..
- Please..

Sir, Tamil, Telegu, Kannad,
Malayalam, Hindi..

You have done movies
in multiple languages.

But you haven't done
any movie in Bhojpuri yet.

Sir, my request is,
for Bhojpuri audience..

Please say a dialogue for them.
- Oh, my God!

Don't worry.
Give me Bhojpuri dialogues.

Yes, give him.
- Okay. - Like..

Do you know some dialogues?

Yes.
- In Bhojpuri?

Please say something.
- Please.

'What's this?'

'Are you still getting ready?'

Oh, God!
- What?

What does it mean?
'What..?'

'Are you not able
to sell Samosas?'

'What's this?
- What's this?'

'Are you still getting ready?'

'Are you still getting ready?
- Are you..'

'Are you still getting ready?'

'...still getting ready?'

Yes.
Say a romantic dialogue.

You are giving him..
I don't know.

Okay, say this.

'Life is full of problems,
still behaving like a king.'

Yes!

'Life..'

'Life is..'
- Mr. Ravi Kishan..

He is a brilliant actor.
It's his dialogue.

Okay.
- Life is full of problems'

'but still behaving
like a king.'

'Life is full of problems,
still behaving like a king.'

Wow..
- Wow..

Very nice.

Thank you.
Anyone else?

Hello, Mr. Kamal. - Hello.
- Hello, Mr. Kapil. - Hello.

Hello, Ms. Archana.
- Hi. - Hello, everyone.

My name is Tanu.
I have come from Australia.

Welcome.
Where are you from Australia?

Melbourne.
- We are coming there.

Yes, I know.

I will go to watch your show.
- Thank you.

I have a small request
for Mr. Kamal. - Okay.

As everyone knows, he is
a very good classical dancer.

What! - Yes. - I saw..
- Everyone knows that.

Please give him a big hand.
- Thank you so much.

Friends, as you know

it's scorching hot
all over India.

Even human beings are
suffering a lot.

The condition of the animals
and the birds is worse.

Especially, those who are not
taken care by anyone.

If it's possible,
outside your house

on your terrace,
on your window

keep food and water for them.

And stop wasting water
in your house.

Because if there is water,
we will be able to survive.

Good night.
Thank you so much.